Dumb Blonde - Charlie Classic : Fisting, Watersports and Rubber Tails

Episode Date: September 1, 2021

Comedian and social media star Charlie Classic dives deep into professional adult actress and fetish model Lydia Black this week to talk about her love of hentai, how she prepares for a shoot day, and her own personal fetishes. The hilarious duo also talks about how weird it is to watch porn when your friends are the actors, cake farting, and Lydia shares the one fetish you won't see her do.  Bunnie: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Charlie Classic: Youtube | Twitter  Lydia Black: Website Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com OnlyFans  "Everyone is into cake farting."   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Dude, that is fucking iconic. Well, hello, you sexy motherfuckers. Welcome back to another episode of Dumb Blonde. My name is Bunny, your host with the most and today we have an amazing gorgeous beautiful lady on the show today she can stick pretty much anything up her butt i've seen it with my own eyes anything from a nuclear scud to a fist her name is the beautiful the sexy the amazing the fetish loving Lydia Black. Hello. Yes, I can put many things up the butt.

It's one of my many talents. It's a talent that not a lot of people have that aren't in prison. So I'm really, really, you know, I'm impressed. I know. God, please don't. Don't let me have to use that for another reason someday. Listen, listen, there's two reasons. Either you take big stuff up your butt because you like it, or you've been to county jail. One of the two.

I'm just going to be blessed to do both someday. I'm sure of it. So as far as fetish and stuff, you're one of those fetish, guess, when people want to do the weird, crazy porn, they go to you. Yeah, I would say that. Yeah. That I've been asked, like, all the weirdest things. Like, so when you come into a set like that, are you prepared for that weirdness? Oh, yeah. Usually, if I'm coming on set for set for like a really crazy fetish day,

I, I have, I do like a couple of things to prepare, like especially for like the pee stuff, as you can tell by my shirt, I like to drink pee. Yes. A lot of pee.

So yeah. And when you're drinking a lot of pee, like you want to prepare your stomach for that shit because like, who knows what the fuck that person has now is it like in their body yeah i was about to ask like when you're drinking someone's pee i know like if they're drinking a lot of coffee it's not going to be that tasty you know what i mean yeah see that face you see that face like that was the face the first time i met you was like yeah the worst piss experience i've actually ever had in my life. Same here.

Same here. We were literally in the cheapest motel I've ever been in. The Red Roof Inn. And we were at the Red Roof and Hooker Problems wanted to do a pee scene with you. And she had been drinking at a convention nothing but coffee for like 48 hours. It smelled like someone was fucking a folgers coffee can in the bathroom it smelled so bad it just straight coffee bad oh it was awful like i have never in my life but here's the crazy thing after that experience we became friends

yeah we became really good friends um we bonded over it and it was still a lot of fun oh yeah of course it's fun i mean he's fun yeah like like even if it's like a horrible thing yeah it's still fun i'm not into pee but peeing's fun i love peeing like you can write your name you know whatever you need i mean you can't of course no if you could write your name with your piss i'd be impressed i got one of those things that's like a little funnel and like you can put a shiwi yeah yeah yeah yeah she wees are great this is going to be bunny's genuine reaction oh yeah i'm seeing charlie all right okay you guys bunny has not seen charlie yet at all and here is her first look at him hello you sexy welcome sexy motherfuckers. Welcome back to Total.

Let me dumb blonde. My God, why does he look so sexy? Look how pretty my eyes look, buddy. No, look at this, buddy. Look, I've got the flannel on. I we also have lydia on the podcast and we're talking about shoving stuff up her butthole right now dude that is so fucking funny thank you guys so much for doing this i love you guys so much charlie i can't get around pretty look thanks i appreciate it gorgeous i wish buddy was here so we could take side by sides all right where were we at oh yeah we were just talking about like that awful p experience and

then like yeah we filmed more stuff afterwards and we kind of did like uh like a requiem for a dream double dildo thing we did do a requiem for a dream which is the best part of requiem for a dream let's be honest that's the best part of that movie yeah i mean you're like crying at this at the time it happens a little bit but it's like oh i cried almost immediately through that movie. Yeah. The story about the old lady. I'm like, oh, why? Leave her alone. But here's my question about drinking pee.

Okay. Cause like, I don't have that great of a stomach. So, you know, sometimes I'm like, blah, this Coke made my stomach hurt, but this Powerade didn't. Is there like a certain thing you tell people before they pee in your mouth? Like what to drink? Yeah, definitely. If you drink Pedialyte or like something with like a lot of electrolytes, like that makes

your pee taste really, really good. Okay. So if you want to be nice to someone. I don't ever know how pee could taste good, but I'm going to roll with you on this one because you're a professional. It's a delicacy, if you will. It's a delicacy. Okay.

delicacy if you will it's a delicacy okay so has there ever been a point where someone was peeing in your mouth besides the one we talked about where you're just like i i made it i've made a terrible decision yeah um one time i was on set and it was like a pee scene and um this girl and like a couple other of of guys had been peeing in my mouth. And this girl, like we're on our break. And she's like talking about how like she doesn't feel so good because she's been taking antibiotics. And I'm like, you've been taking antibiotics and you just, I just drank like a gallon of your piss. Like that's not good for me. No. Especially if you're not taking the same fucking antibiotics. I'm pretty sure that's not how the body works. It's not good for me. No. Especially if you're not taking the same fucking antibiotics.

I'm pretty sure that's not how the body works. That's not good for me. I did not have a fun day the next day. Oh, I imagine so. Okay, so, you know, out of all the things you do, what is your fetish that you just love and you're like, I'll film that every single day? Okay. what what is your fetish that you just love and you're like i'll film that every single day um okay i'm scared that you laughed like that because like you think you honestly think like i'm so fucked up and i like like being submissive and like having all the depraved stuff happen to me but like something that i could totally film every single day was is me being dominant and like i love making like this the the way i first started

off in any of the porn stuff was just doing fetish clips like fully clothed like fetish clips for people and one of the big fetishes is like giant tests where you pretend to be like a really really large and they step on people right so i love filming i would film that shit every day like it's so funny to me and it's so fun you could get like little tiny people and you're like i'm up you pick them up and you're like i'm gonna fucking eat you and you put them in your mouth and you pretend to chew them up and like people jerk off to that and they like they love it and they pay you for it and like i kind of want to jerk off i mean touch my clit to that um it's like no effort on me and it's so funny i'm bunny i would totally flick my bean to that. I just put myself in the eye.

Fucking eyelashes, which I wear every day because I'm funny. We all complain every day. It's true. So with the giant stuff, like, there are weird fetishes like that. But, like, see, that's more normal out of the shit you do is just to act like a giant and crush Lego cities and shit. I'm glad you think that now. you're desensitized i'm so desensitized to the shit you tell me you do when you're like have you ever had four forearms in your butt i'm like nope not once not never but and you gotta meet my friend michael vegas and i i got my i got my arm pretty far on your butt yeah pretty far yeah you gotta pass the knuckles and that's like the hardest part

to get through i got big hands though yeah i got big hands we're gonna have to retry that we're gonna have to redo that okay i feel like i could get at least to the elbow but i did have an idea once we get about this far up in you nobody's gotten a fist in me that deep before so you'd get a medal oh it's going down it's going down but but once we do that can we paint two lines on your face and you pretend you're a ventriloquist doll and we do like a whole act that would be the best don't lie no i would love that i've literally done a couple of like fisting things and i've like labeled the video like a hand puppet so oh yeah we gotta make this happen we gotta make this happen we

gotta set up a comedy routine everything you have to get like um an elbow length um opera like latex glove oh you mean like the ones they'd like do horses with they go up all the way up to your like shoulder no like real latex that's how they inseminate horses you have to put on this giant glove that goes all the way up to your shoulder. And you just like shove. Like you have like a handful of horse cum. And then you just shove it in the horse's vagina. And you go all the way to the shoulder.

And then you just like drop it. Like a football. That's exactly what I want you to do. Because I used to work on a farm. As Bunny. Bunny used to work on a farm. Bunny used to work on a farm. She used to inseminate horses.

She used to inseminate horses. A lot of things you guys don't know about me like that i had a beard and a mustache you guys didn't know that but i just cover it really well um so so you like the giantest stuff and and all that but what's one of those fetishes you can't get into like cake farting are you into cake farting that's where you sit on the cake and you sit on the frosting and you fart and it goes like you know you never seen cake farting no we put bunny's ass in a cake before see no yeah i'm into that i yeah exactly everybody's into cake farting i think like the only thing i'm like not into is is scat oh just just the poo thing yeah yeah i don't do poo either

yeah i think poo's gross and i never once looked at poo and went fuck yeah i'm gonna touch myself on a gum like there's a lot of really humiliating things i will do to myself but that's like where i draw the line and i've seen some of the things you do if poo's where you draw draw that line thick as fuck in the sand because you don't need to draw it for anything else yeah like people i know people who are like into it because of like the humiliation of it and i'm like yeah you can like twist my face and like put hooks in it and like spit on me and come on me and piss on me but just poops the line poops the line man you know what and no one's gonna judge you for that no one's gonna be like well she doesn't do poop i'm out you know what i'm saying like i don't think anybody's gonna judge you for that and and yeah it's also just like a health

thing like i know that there's like like recently in our industry there was like a whole thing where these girls were like talking about doing like this scene together where they like they like play with poop together basically and they were gonna call it like a poop orgy and like this guy was gonna pay them like a fuckload of money for it and i'm like it's illegal yeah is it yeah it's very illegal to like make that kind of content and sell it because it's like very unsafe and everyone could get like very terribly sick i didn't even think about that yeah okay first that was in brazil too the laws are different and do you know that i found a website that shows you where ex-porn stars and stuff are now? And I found out where the two girls, one cup girls are.

Yeah. Still there. They're still making... Those girls are iconic. They changed the fucking 2000s. Yes. They changed the internet. I mean, actually, I remember the girl saying that she was like, I'd like to do other things,

but now I can't because this is what I'm known for. Like nobody wants me to do it. I can't go to one. I can't go to. I can't get a frosty anywhere without thinking about that fucking video. Like I worked at Wendy's for like a little bit. And every day I'm just like, I remember this video making frosties. All right.

So I want to know where all of this began. Like, let's back it up some and get back to the beginning let's dive deeper into lydia black i know that sounds like i'm talking about your but i'm not we're moving on from that moving on um yeah i think the internet really is like what made me as fucked up as i am you know um because Really? Because, like, and also I blame a lot of, like, Japan. Because... I'm just blaming an entire country for my debauchery. This is your fault, Scotland. Have you seen Japanese porn?

No. No, my, when I was really young, like, my parents were very religious and, like, Catholic, and I wasn't allowed to, like, watch, like, normal things't allowed to watch normal things or TV or MTV or anything like that. But I was allowed to watch anime because my parents just thought that was cartoon for kids. So I'm on the computer, and I'm watching hentai at a young age. You're saying like tentacle dicks just fucking people and shit. Yeah.

Basically. you're saying like tentacle dicks just fucking people and shit yeah basically and just like um other like animes that are like really overtly sexual and like um they just get like even in their stuff that's not hentai there they get away with a lot you know and yeah it's all japan's fault so yeah i feel like at a very young age i was like watching really weird alien like porn and incest and you are into the alien kind of like dildos and shit maybe that did stem from you watching that shit when you were a kid when you were like they have alien dildos it's a game changer and all the like nose hook things and like the piggy stuff like that's pretty much all from hentai really wait oh like all the like animal like

where you dress like an animal fetish that's like all from hentai like are you still into hentai like that yeah that's i don't like especially now since i am like in the industry and like every time i watch a porn i'm like oh i know that person like it's kind of like a weird to get yeah imagine being me and you have to scroll through porn hub to try to find something to jerk off to and it's just all your friends it's just all your friends because like every time i try to jerk off i will literally be because nowadays you understand there's so much you can't just watch one video you got to be like all right well let me switch to another video see if this one's better yada yada but when i scroll through Pornhub it's literally you Janie all Rocky Emerson all my friends are just popping up and i'm like hub it's literally you janie fucking all rocky emerson all

my friends are just popping up and i'm like well it's weird to touch my dick to my friends exactly so yeah let's come to the dark side hentai just watch hentai i can't watch like cartoon porn okay i've never been turned on by like lois from family guy twaddling her fucking twat it's just that it doesn't she caught her ex laying in bed jacking off to some like what was it family guy oh my god he was just like watching brian fuck stewie just wow fearless fearless he is did he try to deny it and be like no i'm just watching netflix you faked asleep like on top of me in my own bed he wanted you to he wanted you to hear that he wanted me to wake up yeah jack i was like no what the i i've never just watched a cartoon and been like Except Cool World To be honest a lot of

Like the hentai that's like Animated is bad but if you like Read it Like manga That just does something for me Really you'd rather like read The comics There's like the very thin line

Between like the graphic animation Like the graphic like a like like the very thin line between like the graphic animation like the graphic pictures and like your own imagination that they like combine really well together you're like the kinkiest person i know i know you're i you your boyfriend has to have just the weirdest nights like i feel like you just walk in and you've had like two glasses of wine and you're just like all right i'm gonna dress like a viking and you're had like two glasses of wine and you're just like, all right, I'm going to dress like a Viking and you're going to fuck me dressed as the king of fucking China. I don't know. Wait, just trying to have a king? I sound like an idiot.

Just trying to have a king? I'm going to say it does. And his name's Gary. An emperor. Gary. Gary the king of China. Listen, I am blonde today and the thing is called dumb blonde.

Okay. There you go. The best Timbo. So like, but when you started getting into the industry, like, was it full feet in once you were like, I'm going to do this? Did you just jump full feet in or was it a little bit of a learning process or you just went down straight forward? in or was it a little bit of a learning process or you just went down straightforward I would say that like I kind of like stepped into the sex work industry without like even knowing that I was doing

it because when I first started any kind of sex work I was in college and me and my like best friend we were just like sitting at a hookah bar like doing our homework together and like this like ad popped up on a website it was called my girl fund and it was like do you want to sell naked pictures of yourself and make extra money and we're like broke college students and we are like having we have tumblers and we're already posting our nudes on our tumblers so we're like yeah let's make some fucking money so we sign up for that website and we start selling like custom picture sets to people and they're usually like like weird cosplay kind of stuff like we'll dress up as anime characters and take nudes as anime characters

right um and then we get like video requests and i would get some like weird like dom video requests like i think that was like when i did like the first ever like giant test videos like someone custom requested it for me on that website before I even like knew like what those fetishes were really yeah oh god I remember one time this dude paid me 70 bucks just to take a picture of myself in my car with my seat belt on fully closed he just said he had a safety fetish and he liked to see it when girls were safe wait I am so pissed off I don't have a safety fetish. I am so mad I can't be like, listen, if you could just put on some elbow pads and a bike helmet, I'm going to fuck you so hard. Like, I mean, scissor you so hard.

Scissor you so hard. I'm going to scissor the shit out of you. I mean, what about the Hitachi? I just wish I had a safety fetish now. That was like, could you imagine getting turned on when a cross guard is doing their job? Just like, fuck yeah,

you keep those kids safe. I want a safety fetish so bad now. You just like read the like crash ratings on cars before you go to bed. And you're like, oh, you just turn on old crash dummy videos before you go again. Just watch're like, oh. You just turn on old Crash Dummy videos before you go to bed. Just watch Crash Dummy videos. Oh, shit. Your hair.

Hey, what's happening? This is just... He was like, Joe, Joe, see you later. How does Bunny do this every day? It's so, it's like there are tears in my eyelashes and my lip gloss. I feel like... I think my period's starting. How like... Did I just twit?

I think my period's starting. How'd you know her period's starting? We're all in the same cycle. Our cycles are syncing up. That's what it is. God damn it. Thank you. Listen, if you walked into a bar and you saw me, would you hit on me?

For sure. Like, I mean, one, because you definitely look like you would let me put stuff in your butt, and I'm about that. And, like, two, because, like, the confidence. I mean, I do have confidence. Yes. Like, I might not have her take this off. I might just finish the rest of my day in this. You're out of makeup wipes shut up all right well we gotta go to cvs we gotta go to cvs i thought we'll jump in the pool

it's not going that's that's not i just want to see what that looks like we'll definitely need makeup remover wipes. I have them. Oh, you do? Yeah, I have them with me. I'm like, oh, God. He's full panic. It's all his heart. He's trapped.

You're going to CBS like this? Hey, I'll do every video on this and just not even acknowledge it. Like, nothing's wrong. Like, nothing's different. So, I want to ask, what was the first time you ever did a porn scene like what what would you what was it going through your head like and was it a great porn scene or were you like I should have done that one first okay I think I have like two kind of first stories for this because the first time I did a porn scene was it was a virtual porn scene i don't like it's still kind of like a fetish thing

that they do and it's like like you just fuck somebody with like your clothes on basically and like but they make it look like that you're you're really doing it so it was like like it was like a pov porn scene of us fucking and like making out and stuff without like you being able to see the penetration and that was really weird and i got like so you were like skin a max fucking like there was no penetration at all yeah so there's no penetration you just it was like a like a movie like they would do like for a movie scene that's weird it was really weird and it was for this company that like afterwards i like talked to them and i was like why do you do this and they're like because we end up making just as much money as like other

porn sites do and we don't have to pay you as much because you don't actually get fucked and i'm like okay and i was like i can't believe they said that to your face i can't believe they were like we just don't want to pay you that much. Yeah. And I was like, okay, well, I'm not going to do that again. And then that, but that was like when I like was a, like a dumb newbie and like, I had just like gone onto this like website called sexy jobs. And that was like my first paid thing.

On sexy jobs? Oh, yeah. It's, like, this whole website where you can go and you can, like, find porn things. Or, like, you could, like, find a job to be, like, an editor for porn or anything, like, to do with, like, the sex industry. But, like, honestly, for people listening to this, be careful on there because a lot of it is scams. Like, 50% over 50% of it is scams. Okay. Well, that's good to know.

That's good to know because I was going to Google it like the second we got off here. I'm like, I will film your butthole for you and edit it. And edit it. 50 bucks. You could make your own listing. But like if you're someone who's going on that website looking for jobs, like you have to be careful because a lot of it is scams. But you could make a listing on there. And then like people could apply. I'm going to make the weirdest shit ever. And this is going to be careful because a lot of it is scams but you could make a listing on there and then like i'm gonna make the weirdest shit ever and this is gonna be my profile picture just so that was like my first ever porno and i totally showed up on set like

not understanding that i wasn't actually fucking like they explained this whole thing to me and i was like what like i'm not actually getting fucked today i was so confused um and then i finally got booked for like my first professional porn scene and that one was uh very me it was like a very bdsm scene like i was like chained down at first and they like did like face fucking with me like chained down and then every position we were in it was like um different kind of bondage and just me getting like fucked in like different bondage that's not a bad scene to start out with no you didn't have to start with like a five guy gangbang you know what i mean yes no i did not start off with a five guy gangbang but um i think like the third scene i ever did was like an anal scene and

everybody was like you should never do that because now like you should, you should have held out for your first anal scene, like charged more for it. Yeah. But they don't know you, your first anal scene. You're like, did my first anal scene. Too much later, you're like stuck the fucking whole torch of the statue of Liberty up my ass. Like, you know, you advance.

Exactly. It hasn't hindered me in any way so okay so your first scenes were your first scene was weird but your second scene was like pretty spot on and then for what i wanted yeah definitely after the second scene where you just like sucked in you were like i love this yeah after i had had done that it was like i had a pretty big goal to work for like kink and this other kink yeah kink.com and this other studio that is um on this on the east coast called insects and they're like kink's rival company like if you've ever seen another bdsm thing that looks like kink but it's not kink it's probably insects um they're like the two

major BDSM companies and so I like started shooting the first company that I shot for was in Florida and like that BDSM scene I did um this company was kind of ripping off kink like they kind of wanted to do like a kink vibe okay so they were basically copying their whole format yeah from the beginning yeah okay I wonder if they ever see each other, like the CEOs, if they happen to see each other walk out of a Starbucks, if they just start flogging each other. I feel like that's how they would battle. They can't fist fight.

They have to just flog each other, right? You don't know what a flogger is? This is a flogger. That's a flogger. The thing that has all the little tails on it that has a handle, and it doesn't hurt very much. It's like for medium spank play. Look at you.

Knowledgeable. I hang out with you. I hang out with her. Wait, you have another weird tattoo that I love that's something super. Oh, the piss one? Yeah, the piss one. The girl getting piss in her mouth. Hold on.

She's got a toilet ring around her neck, and she's actively in a piss gangbang. You can see there's multiple people behind her. Yeah, but see, here's my only thing about that tattoo. The penis is really low. I feel like that guy's really short. Compared to where the other guy's standing, his dick low i feel like that guy's really short compared to where the other guy's standing his dick's up here this guy's really short i think that guy is kind of just like more in front of her and the other guy is like to the side of her i love how we're debating your piss tattoo all right so uh you know we kind of want to see some of these like uh toys these props these uh you know elements of your job that you brought with you

so uh can we see some of the weird stuff you like to do i love how excited you get to show things off things i love my toy my toy every time she comes over she's like look i brought a new thing yeah what in the fuck okay stay tuned to next week's episode to see what happens in part two of dumb blonde podcast