Dumb Blonde - Chelcie Lynn Guesses What’s In Paige’s Butt

Episode Date: March 7, 2021

It's a wild one this week as comedian Chelcie Lynn returns with her best friend Paige to talk with Bunnie about milking prostates, cheating revenge, and viral gender reveals. Paige and Bunnie bond over moles in their holes, and they attempt to play a farting guessing game while catching up about Chelcie's stand up shows, working with her favorite comic Theo Von, her new whip, and when she may get Only Fans.  Bunnie: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Chelcie Lynn: IG | Trailer Trash Tammy | Calendar | YouTube Paige: IG   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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what's up you sexy motherfuckers welcome to another episode of dumb blonde i got my white trash sisters up in this bitch again chelsea lynn page jen how you doing and we got the other sisters too yep maggie and and Beth. Maggie and Beth. I'm so happy to have you back. Thanks for having us. Dude, last time you came, you were literally rolled up to my podcast by yourself. Was just like, what's up? Came and was just like the coolest thing ever.

And had a blast. Dude, you were just, you're the light of my life. I love you. I love you. I love you back. I'm so happy you're here. We're all, can I say we're all obsessed with you, by the way. Oh my God. I love you guys.

We were talking about it on the way here. We like we love bunny you're just a badass bitch dude i that's how i feel about you guys i feel like i know yeah just from watching your stories i'm like i don't really watch people's stories but i watch hers oh i love you guys that's how i feel about you guys i feel like we're like just sisters from other misters like literally kindred souls yeah jachi's digging it j he's digging his butthole chachi's over here fucking shaking his ass for everybody my gosh i've never seen a dog do that dude he gets super excited when whenever he gets really excited this is the shit that he does oh my gosh it's just an all-day thing probably feels good so what are you guys doing out here in

nashville well i've got some standup shows. Yes. Yes. You were talking about that last time you came on, you hadn't started doing it. No. Yeah. How is that going? So this is, so this will be the second time I ever do standup ever, which is terrifying. Dude, it's gotta be right.

Like you walk in, the room is just full of people staring at you and you have to be funny. It's awful, but it's the best thing in the world. It's weird to, to, you know, explain like it's the best thing in the world it's weird to to you know explain like it's the day like i'm already nervous for it and it's tomorrow the in the morning i'll feel like i have to puke all day long my butthole's puckering for you yeah like but the second i get on stage it's like oh like it's so easy it's just natural yeah yeah have you ever had a joke that just flopped and you're just like staring at everybody like look at my tits you know like just trying to cover up the fact that nope she said no no and i know and i know it's gonna happen one day because everybody bombs everybody yeah but i've only done one round of

shows in dallas and that was last i don't know when was that like like yeah so it's about a year ago so i haven't done it in a year and that was my first stand-up show ever yeah and you hear about you know comics bombing and stuff i never have i think it's just because it's just natural for you. Thank you. Yeah. It's going to happen one day. I just, I feel it. But no, I nail it every time. She's like, you know, not to toot my own horn, but toot, toot.

Yeah. I feel like you don't even get that nervous. Like right now, even I'd be fucking freaking out. Yeah. I'm, you know, tomorrow will be a different story. Paige, do you do stand up too? No. The pressure. I'd be up there like

oh shit i would i'd be the person to be like you want to see my puke she was like but no i do want to say immediately go to the gross shit just to freak everybody out she does songs and she writes like comedy songs and they're free oh my god she doesn't like release a whole lot of them and i keep telling her like once you perfect them you need to release them and then come be on the road with me dude please do that she needs to we we just got into the studio and I dropped that Christmas song and I was like I want to be the Weird Al Yankovic of hot chicks yeah that's what I'm saying I love that dude oh my god just like switch around songs and just like I love that and not take it serious you can't take yourself serious yeah I love that do you can you sing a song off the top of your head you got one for us which one um the sisters know it's so good i just saw this

little filter you know the guy or not the guy but the glasses that just yeah the mustache oh yeah yeah i was just on that one day and then i I started doing questions, like, ask Dave a question, and then it just became a theme. People love it. It became a song. So then I made a song, and I was like, fuck. I don't even know the lyrics. I just wrote it in like 10 minutes, and I'm just like, it's Dave on the drip. Is it gay if a man sucks my dick?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate rhyming. Fuck you. It's good. It's like dumb shit like that. Yeah. I love it.

But we're going to do like some real, like I want to do like some country, like country twang, but funny. Make it pervy. Yeah. So the song Dick Down in Dallas, you guys had Trey Lewis on last night. I did Vagina in Vegas, but we recorded it and I sound like a fucking owl, a screeching in the woods. yeah so the song dick down in dallas you guys had trey lewis on last night i did vagina in vegas but we recorded it and i sound like a fucking owl a screeching in the woods i was like we cannot fucking release this but dude because it was because you did it as country i did it as

country and it just wasn't you know my thing's more like marilyn monroe and i just the the key that trey sung it in i was just like you know what maybe we'll just save this for another day i'll have to give you the lyrics though because maybe you could do it that. I was just like, you know what? Maybe we'll just save this for another day. I'll have to give you the lyrics, though, because maybe you could do it. Yeah, I'll do it. That would be fun. It's like cream pies and Compton. It's just a whole bunch of shit. Ooh, that's good.

That is good. I know. You guys got to hear it. That's good. So back to your stand-up. You have a couple shows out here. And then you guys are on a tour bus. And you guys are really doing the thug thistle.

Well, we got the hookup. We're doing it all. And we have a friend that's a good friend. Itizzle. Well, we got the hookup. We're doing it all. And we, yeah, we got. We have a friend that. It's okay, but you still got the bus. And you're still doing the tour is what I'm saying though. Like that's crazy. So we're supposed to, we have like 70 shows booked between now and May.

And we haven't even released tickets because it's like, who knows what's going to happen. We're taking it week by week. And, you know, here, you know, but God, I'm ready to. Just roll. Like we've been, I feel like we've been literally like caged animals for the past fucking year so i i told jay that too i was like dude as soon as it opens up i don't even care i'm gonna make my own podcast tour like literally i'm just gonna go dude just a fucking tour yeah so the thing with you and theo you guys did last night yeah talk to me about those so so feel vaughn who I'm obsessed with I don't know if you

know who he is um Jay was just on the King and the Sting oh I didn't know who he was until he went on he's a good time I personally he's my favorite stand-up comedian is I mean if you've never seen Theo Vaughn you've got to go I got to check it out oh my gosh so he um I was on his podcast a few months ago and I about died yeah I was you know, such a big fan. And then he literally called me up like a month ago. I was like, Hey, do you want to do that? I have this idea for this live show, like this live streaming show. Would you want to be? I was dead that he even asked me. Yeah. And, uh, we've been working really hard for, you know, a solid month to just put on a, we wanted it like a variety show, kind of like he haul. Yes. Yes. Love that. Yep. So that's kind

of what we did and i'm gonna watch it tonight i didn't have a chance to catch it last night okay we're gonna watch it tonight yeah they're gonna add a little bit of edits we're gonna edit it because behind the scenes it was mayhem oh i bet we had never you know what i mean any time a fucking live show dude that's hard it was very hard yeah but i still think it went well and yeah you know so yeah so it was fun is this the only or is Theo traveling with you guys, too? Or was that just like a one-off? Yeah, that was, we're going to try to see about doing something like that, you know,

quarterly or something. Yeah. Or every few months or something. I love that. We'll have to check Theo out, too. So, you're just, like, really getting out there and just putting yourself out there and meeting all your fans. Like, how does that feel?

Crazy. It's insane, right? It's crazy. I bet. You have just the coolest fans yeah yeah how many titties do we see a night oh at the show yeah yeah signing asses i love it oh it's so great i love it you need to sign a butthole for me yes the hole the hole yes that's what i want it's bound to happen no please i'm so obsessed with buttholes i'd like to dude you gotta do it i'm gonna give you one of my butthole coasters oh my god please that is right up my fucking alley okay i have some out in the car in my backpack oh dude please i'll fucking cherish it for the rest of my life has probably the best butthole

ever seen in my life yeah oh well it is i mean i don't want hold on though don't don't put this out there because now she's gonna have to show us no it's like really good it's like she said oh you'll see it really good is it just like pink or brown what is it pink little i mean i'm like how do you have such a great butthole and it has a little like marilyn monroe freckle oh my god i have a freckle on my hole i got a mole in the hole too that's what i call it yeah it's like a signature you know like people know that's your anus i love that when can we see this butthole whenever we do the game well she started somebody dm'd her and was like hey um i'd like to buy butthole coasters for my wife randomly like a gag gift because the wife is having a baby right

what a great gift to give your wife a push present yeah well how long ago was that four or five months ago yeah and people still do she makes butthole coasters 24-7 that's her full-time job now so you just take a picture and just put it on the butthole coaster well i text chelsea and i'm like hey like this guy wants this gift and like i actually want to do it how do i make this happen and she's like i don't fucking know and she like puts it on her story put it on my story hundreds of people are like i want one too i want one too so and she like puts it on her story put it on my story hundreds of people are like i want one too i want one too so i'm like all right so she's in there like pouring resin and glitter and we both became uh rich off of our buttholes but in two different ways yes yes that's fucking awesome but i did see that you had an only fans chelsea when are you going to

start your only hoping to launch it in february dude i'm ready but it scares me because you know they're cracking down on pages promoting oh anything i mean do you even mention the world word only fans i had to take my link out of my bio yeah so i can get shivering balls to it uh you create a backup account and you send everybody to your backup account and then you have the link and buy there's some free game for all your only fans hoes then you have the link in bio and your backup account so if that backup account gets taken at least you have your main one yeah that's a good idea okay yeah that is so um i'm excited i've got good i've got some good ideas for it it's going to be kind of different i'm going

to actually like produce episodes of trailer trash tank because i have so many ideas that i haven't been able to even do right the past or three years, right? The censorship censorship, YouTube is getting crazy with censorship, too. I had a lot of people get upset with me because I had to move platforms from YouTube to Patreon. But they're not understanding that it's really getting so bad. People are like, why don't you post this anymore? I'm like, because they threatened to take down my whole account. I mean, it's like, it's bad. No, it's getting insane. So I've had so many ideas that I've wanted to do that I thought, I could never put this on Facebook.

I could never put this on YouTube. So I'm actually going to hire production and a professional episode. And we're going to put out some good stuff. I'm excited. She's going to invest a lot in it. I've been telling her since last year. I know. I'm like, get your ass on only fans i'll help you with whatever you need just do it yeah we all have just it's crazy yeah

i'm going to what's on your only fans page because i was lurking it today i was like do i subscribe oh yeah i just i didn't want to be a weirdo because me and my sister like hey we're just so competitive and we're always trying to just like have little competitions. And we're like, okay, next competition. Whoever shaves their pubes first is a pussy. So we're like, there's like not even a prize. That was like me and Monica. We had to grow our pubes out to get waxed last month.

And dude, my bush. First of all, hair on a bush just makes it look mangy. Yes. I don't care what anybody says. Yeah. I've never seen my muff look huge. Feel dirty to me it does. me it looked bigger like it's so cute and pretty when it's shaved and then when it it was just like an ewok yeah it was like so crazy it's just laying there you know like sashimi like on top of some rice yes so yeah but i don't know it i got used to it at first i was just

itching it well i still play with it a lot, like, you know, troll it. Her hands are constantly down her pants. Same with my husband. If you watch him while we're eating dinner, he'll probably scratch his balls and sniff his fingers while he's hanging out with you. Does he make you smell his fingers? All the time. I'm just like, babe, what are we doing here? Is this what I got married for?

Oh, my goodness. To smell your fingers? I'm just like babe what are we doing here Is this what I got married for But like so I get stuff taken down like on Snapchat Oh they deleted my Snapchat And I didn't even do anything wrong Like a Snapchat premium No I wasn't cool enough for the premiums I just did a regular but I was promoting my only fans On my Snapchat

Clothes pictures and videos And they fucking deleted it Did they take it down for like 30 days oh no they disabled it and would never give it back yeah so you know i'm just gonna post like have you had any of your accounts taken my uh snapchat got taken away but i got it back oh well because you're fucking tammy trailer trust they're like we're not taking her down snapchat yeah we'll have the fucking whole world after us so on your only fans you're gonna just be posting stuff that you just can't post anywhere else pretty much just like us doing dumb

shit and you know like i'll slap i'll pull up my titty and just like slap somebody in the face i can never post it on instagram you know so stuff like that just us doing stupid stuff vlogs yeah i hope it's gonna be good anything you're like, should I post this on Instagram or will I be taken down? It's just like posted there. That's every day of my life. Literally. I don't even post on my main page anymore, barely. Pictures.

Because anything that's even considered sexual, they'll take off your profile. Well, I feel like all the other accounts are afraid of OnlyFans just blowing up. Because creators can make money and post whatever the hell they want. So I feel like Instagram, Snapchat are they're like, oh, shit. No, I said the same thing. I said, I bet you OnlyFans wouldn't make a deal with Instagram. And that's why Instagram's coming against them so hard, because Instagram was probably like, we want a percentage.

And OnlyFans was like, oh, fuck yourself. Good. They're literally taking everybody else's money. I think in two years, OnlyFans will be the number one platform. Oh, yeah. Well, OnlyFans was originally made for musicians. Yeah, I knew that. Yeah, to be able to go there and interact one-on-one with their fans.

And then sex workers took over and were like, hey, we're going to monetize off of this. Look at our vaginas. Yeah, exactly. Well, I had a couple months ago, I actually had meetings with people from OnlyFans. And that's what they told me. like meetings with people from only fans and that's what they told me they were like you know we were really wanting comedians and um athletes yes to to break the because you know you say only fans and people automatically only think one thing right you know yep and like we want a bunch of different style different people you know there's a lot of people on only fans that don't post post

in you know they you know totally so um there's people on there that cook there's people on there that like fucking make candles there's people and i can't do weird shit with the air post the links yeah exactly regardless of which but you know what i mean so yeah they actually came to me and wanted me to take the podcast over there and i was just like i don't know you know it's that's a hard decision podcast only to only fans and i was like i might get mixed up with my butthole because my butthole's on there you know so i was just like yeah might all become one. All right, guys, we are back.

And I got to ask the question again. What's up with Greg's skullet? Okay. First of all, let's see this. Let's see it. Let's see this. Turn around, baby. Turn around.

Show full back. Look at that. Tilt your head there you go shine baby there you go give them the full whip so the skull it was my idea okay um i thought it would be majestic and it yeah yeah and it is original too and it's just gotten a little too gross for me i know i know exactly what you're talking about dude i did that with jay and his beard i was like grow it out it'll be sexy and now he's like fucking bushwick bill and i'm just like yeah you're so unkempt what is going on she said the same thing to me yeah but now he doesn't

take it it'd be different if he took care of it and you know but oh he doesn't take care of it no and then he like wakes up and it's all crazy and he's like page can you braid it and i'm like it looks like i have angel wings in the morning you know it's like this are you so are you attached to the skull that's what i was about to say i i want him to get rid of it he's attached to it so how long do i like it uh okay i'll make a deal once it gets down to past my shoulders well i'll cut it we've talked about we've talked about oh i love rat tails and and and they're damn near extinct yes and we're bringing we're bringing it back what we got jay growing over there this is a little rat tail

i want greg to be completely bald and just have a little just a little do it tell and have it be so long do it because i have not seen one in real life in about eight years that bad boy no that old bangladesh hairdo can you grow bangs baby oh well they're more like a little sporadic hairs yeah just say no just that little that little cry baby curl yes give him a little cry baby girl exactly yes so in other words we can say that you regret having him grow out the skullet or no no because did it have a good run it had a good run and we're gonna get a good rat tail out of it yeah so i'm happy with that i agree i concur because we don't see enough rat tails anymore i feel like your followers are attached to the school yes they are yeah when you guys shave that mofo off dude oh my god you guys have to like make it a whole thing oh yeah so that people

there's people out there that might eat it okay like there's there's a fucking fetish for everybody you never fucking know what's going on some lady's beaver pelt you know overdoing it you never can so what's it like traveling with all of you guys it's got to be fucking hilarious dude oh it's like it's times 10 it's fun who smells the worst uh sometimes her why fart the most do you why do we not have chelsea farting this stuff out of her butt uh yeah i'll fart the most out of everybody she farts the most i shit the most yeah oh my husband that's like that's got to be a guy thing because i can never shit and he shits at least three times a day i'm like it's crazy yeah i don't have that problem but no it's it's fun i'm like having the whole you know the whole group yeah it's fine it's like the parchers family

just everybody's on a roll exactly we're all pretty stinky and we let each other know like oh yeah my armpit yeah your pussy stinks go take a shower has anybody shit on the tour bus yet no they told us not to yeah it's like the golden rule but there's always somebody who fucking forgets that rule and goes and shits in the fucking yeah i've thought about it but uh they said the toilet can't handle it so well do you know how many times when jay and i first got together, we would be on a tour bus and he would come out of the bathroom carrying a bag of shit. I was like, we got close real fast, dude. It was crazy.

Yeah, you have to shit in the bag. He would get it out of the toilet? No. You have to shit in the bag. How? Ask him. He's a fucking master at that. I can show you how to do it.

Do you want this on your podcast? Yes, please. Shit in the bag? Yes, please. All right, we can do it you want this on your podcast yes please yes please all right we can do it we'll make it happen oh i thought i thought it was going to give us a play i know i was too show us show us how it's done theoretically speaking if you had to shit on a tour bus how would you do it babe just take the bag open it up and just shouldn't it just hope i'd get shit everywhere yeah hopefully you don't have the splatter shit yeah i would be so happy if i had splatter shits mine are like little rock turds it's the worst

mine are so long they're like a 12 inch sub that's gotta be so relieving they're so tapered hold on yeah i just said i'm a splatter and bunny goes oh i'm so jealous i am like you have to i have to like rock back and forth just to get a turd out like it's a whole fucking I call it rassling that turd no I eat very healthy and everything but I think it's from yes I have a lot of rassling that turd no merch shirt no I swear to god swear to god no but I think it's from just years of taking diet pills when I was younger I fucked my whole system up so my shit is just very dry that sucks there's nothing like a just a good shit dude it's so relieving when i do have them i'm just like i rejoice for like weeks on end because they're

just so far and few between yeah it's crazy oh yeah for sure release don't ever say that again we're not in a massage parlor speaking of massages what is up with the crackhead that i saw on your story so i actually added this story to my stand up oh you did okay yeah so we can't give away too much no i no it's it's a little different i mean but um but i was telling them i know that when i go up and tell this story it's gonna it's gonna sound made up when you told it on your story jay and i were laying in bed i was laughing my fucking ass off i was like this is so fucking funny insane so what happened was um i called a i don't even know where i found her you know

about people will come to your house did you call her off back page no it was uh it was a legit app okay because when you were describing it i was like she ordered a call her off back page no it was uh it was a legit app okay because when you were describing it i was like she ordered a hooker off back page and she's using massage as the code word so so this lady shows up well her profile picture looks great she looks you know beautiful says 30 years experience like gets there she did the old catfish ye old catfish i mean she was she was a crackhead and she was she could barely stand up she could barely speak and i'm literally like do i tell her to go home well her car had broke down so she had been dropped off at our house i'm like oh well now i'm you know she's i gotta get i'm done for yeah yeah so uh she starts giving me a massage and it's actually pretty good

i'm like okay you know the bitch passes out on me and is still massaging no i'm so ocd i would have probably fucking freaked out twice no i'm just out there quiet like how did you handle it so good i was in such shock i was i was like do i push her off do i wake her like you know what i mean so finally i was like ma'am are you okay and she's laying on my head yeah it's and this sounds and i'm not made up no and i'm were you there he was in the next room let her finish the story because i gotta tell you what happened to me yeah and i just said ma'am are you okay and she goes yeah why while she's laying on me is she drooling at this point what does she have color in her face like she's wearing a mask oh okay good well that's at least she got that right and uh i said because

you're you passed out on me and she goes oh i just got these clothes and the strap keeps coming off oh something would say code word code word yeah about i'm about to get yeah no this it was just the weirdest dude the weirdest thing so was she on drugs obviously i'm sure okay yeah and i wasn't like she wasn't like a narcoleptic massage no no no she was some sweet old grandma who was just you know yep working cruising for a bruising yeah and i don't want to tell too much because i do i do go into it and yeah i'm gonna stand up yeah i'll tell you after but this it was it was just a crazy experience and then she left and i literally was like why does this shit happen to me and then i was like literally i think it happens for stand-up material oh absolutely dude

that's fucking gold i think i might even message you i've been like yeah gold like totally dude what happened to you after he was supposed to get him is he allowed to talk about this yeah okay so the whole idea was that she was going to get her massage first she got it done and then she comes in there and tells the story and i'm like i. And I'm like, Greg, you're my only one. How did you not call him in there? I would have been like, yo, babe. I know. She came in there, and then my eyes just get big, and I'm like, what are you talking about?

And so she's like, she's ready for you. So I walk in there, and I don't have a mask. You set him up for the okie doke. I don't have a mask on, and I'm like, okay. Yeah, you want me to lay down face first or on my back, you know? And she goes, face up. So then I look at her, and I was like, well, let me go get my mask. I don't have a mask.

Do you want me to get a mask? So I look at her, and her mask is down below her nose, and she's got a snot bubble hanging out. Huge, long, soft, hard nose. And I said, if I'm laying on my back, and this snot bubble drizzles across my fucking face, there's going to be problems. So Greg.

So I couldn't do it. And I said, hey, look, you got a little dribble. You know, I told her. Hey, you got a little dribble. She goes like that. Pulls her mask up. Okay. And touches you.

No. I head out the door. Greg comes back. I said, Maggie, Chelsea, I can't do this. He walks in. there ain't no way she's she's leaking her face she's got dribble she's leaking dribble she's soaking wet he comes back in and he was like i can't do it i can't do it and i go what do you want me to tell her he goes i tell her how to go back to work go tell her so i already i already knew what she needed

to go tell her i couldn't i couldn't be mean to her. I felt horrible. I felt horrible for her. And I'm like, I can't be mean to this woman. After Chelsea just told me all that's going down, just tell her I had to go back to work. So I did. She did. I went back in there and I'm like, I'm so sorry. He's not going to get his massage, but I'll still pay you.

I want to pay her for her time. She's like, no, that's okay. She was very nice. And then I was like, get the fuck out. That's just insane. So we'll have to tune in to Chelsea's. like, get the fuck out. I don't think so. How did that's just insane. So we'll have to tune into Chelsea. Yes. Come see the show so that you guys can finish the rest.

It gets a little weirder than what I said. A little more detail. Yeah. Well, if you want to go hang out with Jay, you can. You don't have to sit here, but you can. You're more than welcome to stay in here, too. I just want you to know. I'll stay in line.

OK. All right. Cool. Fairly would. I'll be hanging. So I wanted to talk about how you guys met because I feel like we got to witness this from the beginning and I think it's been like the sweetest relationship ever should we can we say I don't I'm trying to think of how we can say how we met yeah we technically legally can't say are you serious well when we tell you you'll

be like okay gotcha so let's just say oh gotcha gotcha like a for a future gotcha project gotcha gotcha we met at a meeting and i walked in and she was in the lobby with brett her boyfriend brett's here by the way yeah he's somewhere we got him in a hole he's in a hole right now and literally within a minute we were like literally soulmates bonded and in the meeting they're like so you guys are just like childhood best friends and we're like we met fucking two minutes ago in the lobby but that's how like soulmate relationships because you can have friends that are soulmates too yeah that's how soulmate relationships work that's how like soulmate relationships because you can have friends that are soulmates too yeah that's how soulmate relationships work that's how jay and i were as soon as i walked in i was just

like dude you are not my type but what's up like i feel like my soul recognizes you yeah it's crazy inseparable yeah but people were literally like what do you mean like you just met we're like we just met in the lobby that's when we're like 10 minutes ago so after we met you yeah right so after that meeting you guys just started collabing together and it was just fucking internet gold after that yeah no for sure you guys everything you guys do is funny thank you like you falling how do you do that so amazing just did you fall as a child like that's okay so i'm the youngest of eight so like ways to just like embarrass my family and sisters I'd be like pulling my pant having my pants fall down to my knees and just

like fake falling in stores having my ass shoot up to the air and they would all take off running and just be like oh my gosh dude just like kind of started like that and then when vine came out I'm like I'm gonna do fake falls and get reactions so it's just have you ever hurt yourself like fake falling i would bust a tooth i'm not that fucking graceful i would bust a tooth my nose would break like something would fucking happen yeah i have a way to do it but i did jump into a bush one time and got a little sliver a little something oh no i think i've seen it uh was it a video that you posted one time and got a little sliver a little something oh no i think i've seen it uh was it a video that you posted one time and you got like a branch in your arm or something like that yeah

yeah i was like when you see your ex-boyfriend in public and i ran and jumped in a bush and when i landed on i'm like i swear i just broke my arm dude then the pain like went away i pushed myself up i was all on my phone like savage looked down and a freaking branch oh inside her oh it was yeah my pants did you get stitches for that was that a whole thing yeah fuck my friends i'm like don't call an ambulance and then hey like two seconds later yeah well y'all have to see the picture you don't want to lose your fucking arm you know doing skits like that because you need your arm to land whatever you fall on my neck i know oh stop i would have been a goner oh god yeah literally that would have been literally it was that bad who comes up with the skit ideas that you guys do is it like a mutual

thing like the like the big gulp pranks and stuff like that yeah just all of it mutual yeah because we know like what i do and what she does. And then we can collaborate. And it just vibes. Yeah, no. Yeah. Well, we haven't been able to do anything really since the pandemic. Because even if we were to go out and do it with a mask on. Yeah. The hate, you know.

It's crazy. And everybody's a fucking just an internet troll. Everybody's. The mask, please. Yeah, just so upset about anybody. If you laugh online right now, it's like we're going through the great depression or something you're not allowed to have fun at all like how are you guys posting when so much is going on in the world yeah it's like we just want to sit around and twiddle our thumbs and be depressed like we're here to make you guys fucking laugh and entertain you that's what we're here for

motherfuckers right but we you know when things open back up we're going hard we've got a bunch of bunch of ideas i'm really excited about that yeah it's like how can we incorporate what we're doing now like i want to think of ideas yeah literally we'll just kind of sit around and think or like she'll text me and be like hey we should do that you know we kind of write everything down yeah i forget yes you know that's what i have to do yes i write every idea down like skitit idea, one-liner idea, prank idea, everything. Captions, anything that comes to your brain, write it down or else that's gone. I would love to be a fly on the notes in you guys' phones. Oh, God.

I bet you it's fucking. Do you ever go through your notes and you're like, what the fuck is this? What was I thinking? That's me. Dude, I'll message Mimi at 3 o'clock in the morning with a whole skit or harebrained idea or like, hey, we're waking up and recording a song in the morning. And a whole skit or harebrained idea or like, Hey, we're waking up and recording a song in the morning and she just wakes up. She's like, okay, let me get it scheduled. You know? And I'm just like, yeah,

no, it's like, it's the notes are just nonstop always. And I feel like in the middle of the night is when I get my most creative or at least I think I'm creative. And then I read it the next morning and I'm like, no, I'm not doing that. Yep. Fucking crazy shit. We'll smoke a little bit of the marijuana. Yep. And we'll just lay in bed and we have like a idea book. Yeah, idea. And then we'll just like, me and Brett will just write down ideas.

You guys are funny. You and your dude are hilarious. I've seen those stories of yours that I have watched that they're on. You guys are fucking funny. Thank you so much. How long have you guys been together? We've been fucking with them like four years i think right four years almost yeah i think in april i wish you guys could see him he's in a dark room right

now just in the back in a dark room come out come in here and say hello we literally don't tell him anything we're just like just follow us but how cool is that just to have somebody that's just so good with the flow you know yeah he's so just like he's down for everything and like him and chelsea well she didn't get it at first and i'm like dude he's he's fucking pissed he pisses me off oh he didn't get it but now they now i get it and he's fucking stupid when's his birthday when's my birthday yes uh october 8th you're a libra you're a leo you're a virgo virgo i love virgos leo two leos our birthdays are a day apart oh my god how does that work so i'm a capricorn aquarius january 22nd right on the cusp oh wow your birthday's coming up yes

let's not talk about it fucking old lady over here jay get the party what was it like what's it like being with chelsea be honest look at him how long have you guys been together 15 years yeah 15 years yeah since 05 that's admirable. That's really admirable these days. Well, it won't last much longer. I'm just kidding. Stop it. I'm just kidding. No prenup. We got married in 2009.

What's it like being with me? She don't want a timeline, baby. It's great. No, it's great being with her. She's awesome. It's never a dull moment. And I'm like, say what's great about me. Don't give her a timeline.

Hold on. She turned into Tammy real quick. Hey, there's no now we know where tammy comes from that's what greg says there ain't a whole lot of separation i know where the fucking character comes from oh yeah for sure she gets irritated with me yeah oh but isn't that amazing that that became internet gold just you inspired that great insane i'll take all the credit thanks yeah she's all all a talent, but you got to give me some credit, right? For pissing her off. What is it like traveling? Because I know Jay and I, we've been on the road now for five years whenever we do tour.

And we've gotten, you have to seriously respect each other's space. Especially being together all the time. Do you guys respect each other's space? Or do you have to turn into Tammy on them? Greg really doesn't travel with me because he works has, he works, you know, regular job. You're like a fucking scientist or something, right? I forgot what it was. Yeah, electrical engineer.

Yeah, yeah. Like something really cool. So yeah, he still works and I, people will message me all the time. They're like, you know, it sucks that Greg's back home. I bet you miss him. I'm like, part of me does,

but I love the time. I love it. I'm the same way. And I tell him that all the time. Yeah. And there's nothing wrong with that. She's like, I make sure he knows it. I make sure he knows I don't miss it. At first, it can hurt

your feelings, but then I understand where it's coming from. We've been together a long time, and we've done the long distance relationship multiple times. No, and I really feel like, dude, when Jay's on tour, he'll leave for three months at a time. He wants me to be there all the time, and I'm like, baby, I when Jay's on tour, like, he'll leave for, like, three months at a time. He wants me to be there all the time.

And I'm like, baby, I'll do two weeks on and a couple weeks off. Because it's like you want that. You know, absence makes the heart grow fonder. Yes. It really does work. These couples that are always up each other's asses. I can't. I don't know how they do it. I can't.

That's not my thug puzzle. Me and Brett are always together. And when we go on girls trips and stuff or, you know, it's nice. It's nice. Like, it's nice to miss yeah yeah absolutely person but i think what a lot of people forget when they're in relationships is they they morph into one person and they don't keep their two separate personalities and that's where i think a lot of problems you know come involved which i think is really cool that

you've managed to maintain not being mr trailer trash tammy and you have your own thing going on too you know yeah that's how that's that's how jay and i have hadiler Trash Tammy and you have your own thing going on too you know yeah that's how that's that's how Jay and I have had to do it and and you know it's been a struggle but yeah I refuse to be Mrs. Jelly Roll I'm my own person and he's his own person um so you got a new car oh big mama what is it it's a 1978 lincoln town car baby blue are you gonna put suicide doors on it i'm gonna keep it it is pristine yeah okay it's set in the garage for 40 years they put an average of 500 miles on it wow it was custom made in 78 it is when i say pristine yeah i'm not touching a thing oh you're just leaving it original it's gonna be it's my daily driver oh my god

the seats are huge and just like it's luxury baby it's got every option it's we got the build sheet for it yeah we have whatever was done to the car by the previous every oil change receipt for 40 years wow how old how old were the people that you bought it from just an older couple 60s he was 98 oh yeah yeah yeah yeah the guy the older people take such good care of their fucking cars yes yeah and that's been that's been probably my one of my dream cars yeah since high school and how i was wasn't even in the market for one right here's how it happened people my audience knows i love that type those type of cars and someone had dm'd me a link i live in escondido california outside of san diego she had dm'd me a link i live in escondido california

outside of san diego she had dm'd me a link and she was like hey i live in escondido and i just saw this cars for sale on facebook market and it was a brown one oh i thought that's cool so i get on there i start looking and i saw it and i was like baby i'm about to buy a car and he was like are you sure i was like yeah i'm gonna buy it oh my god that is so amazing though we drove over there to get it and we asked you know took it for a test drive he goes what we're doing is until tomorrow we're taking offers on the car a car club was selling it so we had to like bid it was a bidding war i was donated and i won yes you did i got big mama yeah yeah I love that for you guys. That makes me so happy. Jay literally just bought a

Cadillac. I don't know the brand name. An older? Yes. And you'll have to ask him about it whenever we go downstairs. I was just like, you know what? Buy it because I'm buying my car. Has he posted it? No, he just got it. I was about to say, I haven't seen it.

No, no, no. He just got it. So whenever we go downstairs, have him show it to you because it's like his pride and joy. And I looked at it and I was like, this looks like an old pimp's car. Yeah. I was like, what the hell? Yeah. I'm just like, what the hell are we doing with this? But whatever, dude. It's her daily driver and it's so long.

So we're like, I hope we can make it through a drive. Yep. Feels like you're driving a boat. But it's like, it has that wheel though. The wheel is so thin. And you know, it is it drops like butter i mean it just love it i'm getting horny i love it well whenever i come to cali i want to go yes i want to go for a spin yes all right maybe take a naked picture for only fans on there yes i spread my holes right on there oh oh yes um so let's talk about jen you can fart on cue kind of or

what is this that i'm hearing about you well kind of i do i do got a poop right now but i couldn't i know you guys wanted to like maybe do a fart today yes but i could not find the powder oh no we have powder here for you I could not find the powder. Oh, no, we have powder here for you. She's like, gotcha, bitch. Gotcha, bitch. Oh, no, no, listen, my team comes prepared.

Oh, shit. Did you get the pure color? So, well, what we wanted to do was we wanted to have you fart certain types of powders, and Chelsea has to guess what the powder is that you're farting okay i fart cocaine she's like is that something that you're open to we should have went and had mexican food damn it well do you feel like you got any in you yeah i i did not take a poop today which i usually do at the start of the morning i was a little thrown off but it could still happen okay like were we gonna do it like now yep we'll do it now that'll be the and the and we figured that the prize will be jay gets to sign your titties

yeah okay i mean listen he'll sign those too he loves all titties so yeah no my husband is just like let. He loves all titties. He doesn't discriminate. Yeah, no. My husband is just like, let's go. Titties. Titties. Big or small, save them all, right? Exactly. But the only way we turn them down is face down. So that's how it goes around this house.

All right. So what do we need to do to get you prepared to do this? We're going to have you lay across this table right here. OK. Yeah. And then what we'll do is we'll have, how are we going to do this, memes? We're going to cut. OK. We're going to cut. We'll be right here. Okay, yeah. And then what we'll do is we'll have, how are we going to do this, memes? We'll cut. Okay, we're going to cut.

We'll be right back. All right, guys, we are back. We are, we have Paige ready to roll. And so what we're going to be doing is Chelsea is going to be guessing the substance out of Paige's fluffs. Yeah. And then when Chelsea, if Chelsea gets them right, Jelly gets to sign her titties. So I think it's a fair trade.

Yeah. Are you excited about this? Did you ever think your life would come to this? I'm scared. Ten years ago, what was I doing? I would not do this. Hey, baby. Hey.

She's like, what are you doing? No, we're good. Don't look at my butthole. I've seen it. You can't look at the powder that's in there because then it'll give it away.

Okay. So, we know the name of the game is you gotta guess what's in Jen pages hole Okay, she's like I've been here before I'm out of breath. I just want We just ate so much food too. So you literally are probably going to shit your pants right now Well, you don't have your pants on you're gonna shit the table

So when she farts, I have to look at it and see what it was yes maybe even smell the air shut up shut the hell up you gotta lick it okay i'm ready when you are what do we do should we just talk till i get something i think we can so when you guys were doing the um baby shower gender reveal how fucking hilarious was that did you guys think it was going to go as viral yes and i knew it and i told her yeah i go get ready oh oh did it go out very i barely saw oh i think it's so heavy that hold on i gotta get a powerful one that's the case hold on okay okay so okay um yes so she came to me and she goes i've had this idea for like two years i just haven't you know and she told me i was like uh we're doing it yeah today yeah and as soon as we filmed it i literally go

get ready okay because we're going viral yeah we're going viral dude she. We're going viral. Dude. We're going viral. She's like, you think? I go, hey, this is going to be, yes. Dude, I laughed so hard. But I think the second one you guys did was even funnier because you were dying so hard that it made me die. Like, it was just so funny. And she wanted to redo it. She wanted to actually do it. And I said, this will get more love than anything will.

No, it was so funny. I was literally just fucking cracking up. I was like, these fucking chicks are so funny, dude. Because we were trying to be serious and I just couldn't. Yeah. Watching it speed, watching it fly out of her butthole. I could not laugh. That's a fucking talent.

When did you discover that you could put shit on your butthole and just air it out like that? Gender reveal. Oh, that was the first time. Yeah. You'd never farted on camera prior to that well i farted on my brother-in-law's head like you must take this up yeah yeah yeah please i got a mic switch there we go yeah so i well so i farted on my brother-in-law's head a couple years ago but in terms of powders yeah but from then on that that fart, like, anything I post, people are like, where's the fart?

And I'm like, shit, can I live? You know? Do you feel like you kind of pigeoned yourself in a hole doing that? Yeah. So now it's like falls and farts. Do you need some sort of, like, massage? Lower back? No, maybe just the drink.

My drink over in the windowsill. Okay. On that side. Is that it? Yeah, that other one can you make yourself fart is that what it is or do you have to just i could fart right now i would love to hear you get some get in it get the mic fart in the mic oh god it's gonna stink this is not good i'm gonna be so fucking embarrassed oh look at these dudes you guys this is awesome chelsea

lynn is about to bless us with her flatulence. That's what it's called, right? Flatulence. That was a fucking good one, dude. That one was great. Oh, see how they're tight, huh? Listen, your little cheeks are tight. I was just about to say that because my husband farts all the time,

and his little cheeks are so tight. I just, I love it. I love when he farts. That one felt good. When I fart, it sounds like foghorn lakehorn. Like it's like so deep and has baritone. We should put the shit in her ass. No,

no, not right now. I got jellyfish. You guys will be like fucking running for cover, like red slimers hitting the windows and shit. It'll be terrible. So you guys do a lot of shit with Lena Bryan too. I love her.

She, I've never met her, but dude, I love when you guys do stuff together. She, I'd neverryan too yeah i love her she i've never met her but dude i love when you guys do stuff together she i never thought she was new let me rephrase that i never knew she was that funny and oh yeah and she's even funnier in person because she has to keep a lot of stuff on so off social media because i can't music row yeah yeah you know like we filmed a couple things and she was like oh we can we can't post, you know, so I get it. The great thing about what I do and what we do and I can post anything I want. Yeah.

You know, as a comedian. Yes. And I can get away with it, you know. It's where a lot of people can't. Right. No, no, no. Yeah, I was looking over there. I was making sure she was okay.

Well, yeah, you know, I just chill for a second, get relaxed and then something. Yeah, get that moment. When I was getting a massage earlier, I almost farted on her. Because you were relaxed. Yeah. Do we need to have Brett come in here i was getting a massage earlier i almost farted on her because you were relaxed yeah do we need to have brett come in here and give her a massage no that brett no no no he's the worst yeah can we talk about how you milked his prostate real quick talk about that yeah i just stuck my finger in his butthole and so wait you didn't know you were milking his prostate no you were just i never ramming him with your finger out of just for fun yeah you know just sometimes you just slip a finger in.

I try. My husband will not let me. I really try. If you're mad into it and he lets you slip a little finger in, you might milk his prostate. So how we found out is Brett had a little bit of, like, powder almost spew out. Kind of like what you do?

That is so crazy that that happened. What the hell was that it was like it was like how did power come out when a butthole is so moist i don't well it sounds to me like his pipes were clogged maybe no it doesn't come out of his ass what's it come well inside the body's moist anywhere right right right right well not straight but it was like foamy like not not semen and he's not semen and he was still it was like the top it was frothy yeah it was very very frothy if you will like when you're making a souffle you know how the eggs get all like frothy yeah we put designs in it and made a little heart, like coffee drink.

And then he's like, I still have to cum. And I was like, you didn't just cum? And then. It might have been pre-cum. That might have been pre-ejaculation, actually. It was something. He screamed at the top of his, he went, ah! And I was like, oh, shit.

Did it hurt? Chachi, no. He said it felt so good. Chachi. Huh. See, I'm not, i would never mess with the dude's butt hole no well see i have in the past i've just like okay so one of my my exes cheated on me and i was like you know what how can i get this guy back i was like i'm gonna fuck him in his ass so i did and fucking told everybody about it i broke up with him after after i found out he cheated on me fucked him him in his ass. He was backing into the fucking pink hard dildo. It wasn't a soft one. It was a hard one. He was just like, just like getting it, dude.

And I told, I broke up with him, left him, and told everybody. That was like my revenge. I don't just go around trying to fuck random dudes. And now you're here just telling everybody. Oh, I have put him on. Listen, they should have never gave me a podcast. Okay? You put everyone last. Nobody from my past has been safe on this podcast ever. Don't fuck with Bunny.

Uh-uh. We need to make that a clip. Exactly. Something's brewing, guys. I'm sorry. I was about to say, so you got a fart? Sorry. I didn't know it was actually going to happen.

All right. You ready? Does this need to be by me? Let me give it a brush. Maybe, yeah. Okay. Okay, turn your head. You got to close the eyes.

Can't tell. Is it too heavy, though? I don't think so. Okay. But now it's definitely moist. Oh, for sure. You're definitely going home with a yeasty beastie. Is it powder? Yeah, it's all powders that you have sure. You're definitely going home with a yeasty beastie. Is it powder?

Yeah, it's all powders that you have to guess that are coming out of her holes. Now, powders that could come out of the kitchen, out of a craft. I mean, they're everywhere. You can look now. They're everywhere. It's common. I swear. You and Chachi are doing the exact same thing.

I know, and I look down like this and notice Chachi's bubble. Chachi wants to get in his house. But back to the Lena Bryan thing. Oh thing oh yeah the his mom obsessed is she not the sweetest fucking thing ever she's a badass dude so fucking dope yeah like i want her to be my mom yes i know adopt me please i know well you saw the video we did the prank on luke bryan yes and that mom do you see when she like literally whipped out her stick and threw it she's gonna whoop my ass dude no she wasn't playing she's got fire in her belly the best no she's so awesome dude have you have you seen uh luke's mom she is so funny yeah she is just the same in person if not better oh yeah i love old people like yes

just like so genuine and just like legit just the the type of people that you see on screen is the same way off screen. I feel like we're going to be cool ass old people. Dude, I am scared for the generation below us because we're like going to be the ultimate, like you're going to have to achieve ultimate goddessness to get on our level. Yeah, you're going to have to fart things out of your butthole. I could probably fart again. Dude, we need to put powder in your butthole. All right, so should we put the powder in chelsea's butthole i might shit my pants if shit comes out we're good yeah we love shit you're good okay as long as i don't ruin you want to try to go no you're trying to squeeze

it's quite try to squeeze my turd do you want to pinch a fart oh no you guys just here's what i've noticed about here's what i've noticed about page yeah it's like her farts get scared when she's under pressure oh gotcha well gender reveal it took 20 seconds that was oh yeah it was locked and loaded but i prepared for that one yeah this one i was i didn't think it was gonna happen because i couldn't find powder well can we just talk about what a nice ass you have though? The best ass. Oh, and that's another thing. We were checking out her Instagram earlier today and she's like a little model.

Uh-huh. Like when she really wants to pose and turn it on, like you're like a little IG thot. Thank you. Bitch, I've always said that. You're like, I love that. Thank you. I've always said that about her. Yeah, people come and do her hair and makeup and make us look like women.

But your poses are just so natural. Oh. And'll like just a little butt out and like just having a photo shoot with her it's like yeah right beth she's like literally a model yeah no it's crazy people always ask are you a model i'm like huh i fart for a living yeah i just have never thought i'd get asked that question yeah dude like Dude. But, like, now that, like, weird people are, like, the new, like, trend. Yeah. Weird looking humans. And I'm in that category. So it just kind of goes.

No, you're, dude, you're beautiful. Everybody's beautiful in their own way. Yeah. You're beautiful, dude. But I definitely see what you mean. Like a weird. Yes. Like a weird, like.

Yes. Yeah, but I think it's cool that you don't look like everybody else for real you know like how many fucking blondes with big tits are on fucking instagram a lot but they're like you are set aside from it yeah you don't blend in and no one knows you're half chinese nobody ever guesses that's crazy i can see why i have chinese i can definitely see it when she's in my makeup i was like oh fuck oh yeah i'm wearing about 12 inch shoes but like for an asian like you're tall i'm the tallest in my fam i didn't know that are they all short yeah have you got to meet her family yet i've met oh most well some yeah yeah yeah dude they

just love you oh my god like they're my yes yeah yeah they're all just yeah so accepting and yeah oh i love that like beth her sister showed my dad her tits and my dad said thank you as soon as i met him yeah yeah she said as soon as her dad is her dad oh my god i miss him he goes he used to be a science teacher high school science teacher for like forever yeah he was telling me about it he was like all all the girls used to want to fuck me that's what he told me what the fuck i love him i know that's what i'm saying and he's like 76 he's like yeah that's like my dad and the asian yeah a 76 year old asian like all they all wanted to fuck me all the time he was being dead serious dude i'm not kidding a turd might come out because

i keep pushing i just keep seeing the powder clumping up in there. Really? I mean, how wet is your butthole is what I want to know. Well, it's probably turd. What if you kind of spread it a little bit and Beth blew on it? I want a legit fart. We'll get one of those out. No pressure.

But I'm like, should I shit? Let's talk about your calendars really quick too too, because we didn't touch base on those. There was, what, 80% more titty in this one? 40%. 40%. I loved the tit. Next year will probably be 80%. When are you going to show the hoo-ha?

Oh, you don't want to see that. I do. Oh, let's show her a pit. I definitely do. She has a really good vagina. Thank you. It's not me. I bet.

It's just like. I bet. It's just like pretty. Describe it. Okay. So she's got two lips. Enough about you. Let's talk about me. Describe my pussy. I'm just kidding.

No, I want to hear it. No, please. Okay, go ahead. Well, it is, I would say it is a little tanner than I expected. It doesn't look like a stingray, right? No. Huh? It doesn't look like a stingray, right? Actually, now that you say. It's a little tanner than I expected. It doesn't look like a stingray, right? No. Huh? It doesn't look like a stingray, right?

Actually, now that you say. It's a lot tanner? Yeah, a lot tanner than I thought. But I thought it was going to be like kind of roast beefy. And it was actually not. Okay. She showed us on the tour bus the other day. She laid on her back and spread it.

Yeah. And Brett said that was great. I just want people to see. When am I invited to the pussy we're like the weird we're like the weirdest group of friends we like show each other a butthole i want to see everybody naked it's my thing that's what only fans is like my play yeah any girls that come on the podcast i'm like subscribe yeah they do the same thing to me and we buy each other's content and shit. We're like dogs. We all want to sniff each other's assholes. Yeah. We just want to get them going, you know? Yep.

I'm always curious, like, how, like, any guy I meet, I'm like, how big's his dick? Yeah. It doesn't matter if he's, like, a 90-year-old man or whatever. I'm just like. Did you think about it with those two dudes? Yeah. Already? Oh, fuck.

Yeah. She goes, oh, fuck. I'm more curious about women. I'm not i think i think dicks are ugly yeah oh i think pussies are pretty i think dicks are just like they're just yeah no yeah i think they're both just they're like the porpoise of sexual just you know like i just there's nothing cool about them they all look the same except some have a little more of a curve yep some are shorter some are fatter some are longer some are lumpy yep that's what i need to know that's what i need to know you haven't seen enough cock in your life then is that what we're saying is that what's

going on here they've all been like pretty decent but i want to see like i have seen a one tiny one just i didn't do anything to it but we've all made him show us in the room in vegas but now i'm just like curious you know yeah like yeah just i want to see so so back to the calendar we're not gonna get to see that beautiful no because i really want to keep it funny i feel like they need to have you in playboy well that would be iconic af i would do that that would be so cool yeah um yeah i feel like okay a lot of people are like why don't you show your ass well first of all i don't have that graven ass but you know like everybody bent over looks good though baby that's true if i get that i'll teach you some poses okay oh yeah okay dead serious

next year i'm gonna put ass in it yay yeah but i feel like when i do the tits as tammy it's just funny and i feel like showing my ass is more like i feel more i mean i'll flash titties nothing but i feel like if i show my ass it's more like exposed i'm more like oh no you know it's different in other regions yeah it's different it's more like yeah yeah i'm the opposite i feel like showing my ass is not a big deal, but if I show my tits, it's a little bit more of a deal. No, complete opposite for me. But I still show every...

It's probably because you don't, don't take this the wrong way, but you have smaller boobs. So all your life, you've probably been a little insecure about them. So you've showed your ass more, you know, whereas Chelsea's had bigger boobs, so she's shown her tits more. Yeah. I'm not even insecure about my tits. Like, I still show everybody, but I just, I don't know. Just, I've always mooned everyone.

Because you have a great ass. Yeah, she does have a great ass. I'm not showing nobody this ass. And just, like, even before, like, volleyball games and shit, I'd, like, hike my, like, spandex up my ass. Yeah, I played volleyball, too. And my friends would be, like, taking games and shit, I'd hike my spandex up my ass. Yeah, I played volleyball too. And my friends would be taking photos and shit. What was the name on your butt that you pulled down your pants and someone came out the front door?

Oh, I put happy birthday, grandma. Because it was my grandma's birthday. Holy shit. Dude, I made Brett write that on my butt. Holy moly. All right, so are we going to have Beth blow on your asshole? Is that what we're going to do? Well, I just tried to fart again and i turtlenecked so we're gonna do you think if i

took out a go in and took a shit and came back no because all the farts would all the farts would be with the shit you think it's a family yeah i don't really fart when i shit it's a family affair it comes out you just don't know it. I think Beth Blown is just as good. Yeah. Out of the house. I'm sorry. I'm sorry you got signed up for this, Beth. I don't think the people watching will be disappointed.

No, not at all. And then you can still waft in the fumes and figure it out. Yeah. I think so. Okay. Then I'll go. Can I go take a little dookie? And then come back?

And we'll bring it on top of your butt. And then we can switch up the flavors flavors because that first fart came out and it looked like white powder but i'm not positive it was it was so packed in that it couldn't even get out okay okay all right all right i'm ready we're gonna take a are we gonna oh i thought are we blowing first we're gonna are you gonna blow let Oh, I thought, are we blowing first? We're gonna, are you gonna blow? Let her blow first. She can't blow this first one, right? Okay, yeah, gotcha. And then the second one I'll fart it out for sure.

Okay, gotcha. Okay, so Chelsea, you wanna? You get in the middle. Okay. And you just kinda spread it, and Beth, you just blow. All right, here we go. Okay. All right, Chelsea, what do you think the powder is?

Okay, I'm ready. Here we go. It's so lumpy. It's chunky. I was not expecting chunks. Is it chalk? No. Come lean in.

Oh, I gotta smell it? Great. Why was it so chunky? Do I touch that chalk? Lick it. No! Eat it. why was it so chunky lick it no i eat it i can't believe our assholes that wet ranch dressing nice nice do you understand why it didn't come out? Oh my god Dude Can we just talk about how lumpy it was? That was disgusting Seeing the lumps

Got me That's fucking funny Dude but can we just talk about how good of a friend you are You just go and pick it up Ranch Oh you've got my butt juices in your yeah dude how wet is your asshole that it made that fucking lumpy sure let me go check that out you got a moist asshole okay definitely well lubed sometimes well hold on one second my uh

if brett dumps a load in me it doesn't come out right away. It takes about a couple, like a week. A week? That's insane. Mine dumps out right away. Well, we have sex almost like, you know. It's just always full of stuff. Is Brett secretly packing heat? I've seen his winter.

He's good. He's average. That might be why. His head is way bigger than his shaft. I've never seen a head to shaft ratio like that. It wild like a hammerhead it's wild to see well it hits that spot yeah like it's the first man who can make me orgasm just vaginally go brett go that was go brett that was yeah i'm so happy to listen to this right now all the ladies are gonna be in the dm i know bre, we want to see that big head.

Hey, Brett, can we see your hammerhead? Post it to your OnlyFans. I will be back, okay? All right, all right. We'll be right back, guys. Not looking. All right, here we go. Oh, gosh.

You're okay. I forgot. I oh gosh you're okay that's great dude do people just see weird shit here all the time yeah well we're normally here during the day so i don't think anybody's over there though so don't worry about it and if they are who fucking cares they're enjoying it that's what i'm saying all right you got to turn your head turn your head here we go we're going in just if you need to uh wipe the hole what the hole first yeah because that shit's wet no beth is amazing like she's that comes through, she's amazing. When's Beth's birthday? November 29th.

Oh, you're sad. It's like my hubby. How do you know all of these signs? I just study people. I love people. I love people, so I like to just study what they are. Yeah. Okay, that should be perfect.

All right, here we go. That was a lot. Is it in? I feel like I can already see it clumping up can you fart they get in my hole immediately okay i'm ready for it if not beth will blow we know beth can blow beth blue that's good that's a good porn name, Beth Blue. Beth Blue. That's a good porn name. Like, porn star name? Yeah. Beth Blue.

Ooh, it is. B-L-E-W. Blue. Yeah. Okay. All right, we ready? Okay, she's blowing. All right, we're gonna blow.

Here we go. Spread them. I think a fart though would be so good. Okay. It's okay. Blowing is just as funny. It is. Here we go. Okay, you would It's okay, blowing is just as funny It is Here we go Okay, you ready?

Yes She looks like a little She looks like a little She looks like a little turkey right here Alright, come on Okay little turkey right here all right come on okay chunks is it blue it's it might have a little color to it it looks like salt just smell it i think if you sniffed her asshole you would know sugar it's a form of sugar mixed with something god come get close and look jesus

oh my god what does it look okay it's sugar. Sniff it. Sniff it, Chels. Smell it. Just take a big whiff. I can't. I can't. Come on. It smells delicious. Oh God, I see the wetness in there.

I smell a little pickle. Here, here's something that, here. Oh, I can smell it. I don't smell nothing. Get closer. nothing all right we'll give you a hint um you drank it a lot as a child kool-aid yes ma'am yeah the crystals look big yeah i mean she has something's going on in that asshole the heat i don't know what's going on but it is yeah it's literally forming everything that's what i thought at first yay okay okay so you're you're two for you're two for two right now so we're gonna do this in somebody else's asshole and see if it clumps up like this to see if i'm normal no you got a moist nobody else's is like this

um i mean i could see it glistening when i spread it oh fuck for real yeah well it did just get really wet all right let's do one more was that a fart no that was oh taught you went nuts gino you okay he doesn't know what's going on i'm ready for another another powder we got the One more. All right. She went and wiped her little hole because the Kool-Aid was fucking singeing her little hole. And now, look, Chachi's like, what is going on here? Chachi's trying to figure it out. Can you just get them behind the camera?

I know, dude. They're just like sitting there. Deaf's had days all right ready all right all right well here we go is it in no not yet that's what she said that's what he said okay fuck all right it's in ready we're ready we gotta blow or we're gonna blow and try to fart it's up to you guys i mean if you can fart let's go we're ready it's charged all right we're gonna blow there she blows yeah you got it you're gonna have to really waft in this one really yeah Yeah, wafting, remember waft

Ready? Set It blew down Oh fuck Alright, hold on, you gotta turn Maybe put it up towards the crack and not so much the hole. Right. Okay, here we go.

One, two. Cocoa powder? No, but it is a spice. I can smell it from here. You're on the right. Nutmeg? Yes. Yeah.

She fucking got it, baby. Yay. Oh, yeah. Now I'm getting the nutmeg. Now you can smell it. Yeah. Eggnog. Yes, baby.

Bird aroma. Yeah. Fuck yeah, baby. Well, Jell-E gets to sign your titties. Let's do it. Are you excited about this or what? Hell yeah. All right.

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