Dumb Blonde - Chelcie Lynn: Murder by Trauma
Episode Date: October 11, 2023The hilarious Chelcie Lynn swings by to embrace her alter ego and dive headfirst into one of today's most bone-chilling murder mysteries – the enigma of Aileen Wuornos. You might remember A...ileen from the movie "Monster," where Charlize Theron brought her chilling story to life. Aileen, infamously dubbed "The Damsel of Death," left a trail of multiple murders in her wake while working as a sex worker. In this episode, they explore the complex question: Was Aileen a misunderstood soul or a malevolent monster?Chelcie Lynn: https://www.eatmytrash.com/Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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yeah baby today we are doing another true crime slash murder mystery podcast and we have none
other than the unrecognizable chelsea lynn baby what's up mama i'm great thanks for having me
back on the pod dude i love you everybody loves
you so much thank y'all can we just have a moment of silence for this look though let's do it ready
here we go okay there it was yeah yeah i love it i feel hot you love it look i do my makeup like
that on a daily basis so i mean I mean, that's porn star.
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Yes.
I love that.
Yep.
I love it.
The runny eyeliner.
Yeah.
Oof.
That's so sexy.
Thank you.
I love that.
What have you been up to?
Oh, gosh, honeys.
I've been busy.
Little this, little that, you know.
Little dab will do ya.
A little dab will do ya.
Keeping up with the content, the TikToks, the Patreons. um little this little that you know little dab will do you a little dab will do you keeping up
with the content the tiktoks the patreons i mean you know just throwing out i'm trying to throw out
as much content as i can before i go on tour because when i'm on tour there's no there's no
time to do anything absolutely let's talk about this tour when does it start what do you where
are you going who you doing oh i go gosh I go out in like three days so it's
coming up quick oh my goodness oh god we're hitting up uh first first show in Canada ever
Toronto oh fun I love Toronto I've been to Toronto I'm excited we're hitting up Buffalo New York
we're doing um Kentucky the whole west coast we have a bunch of california shows and we're worried that beth and tina aren't going
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I had a harassment charge
for literally my best friend Grace,
rest in peace, who passed away.
I was like, bitch, I'm going to beat you the fuck up.
And she went to the cops
and got a harassment charge filed against me
because she was scared.
They would not let me cross into the border
because of that fucking charge.
But a few years later later i got a sugar daddy
out there in canada who had a shitload of money and i was like all right i'm gonna chance it again
except this time i flew and they let me into canada whoa so if you're crossing the border
they probably won't let you in if you fly they just might yeah and i've heard it's also depends
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So let's talk about, let's talk about your podcast.
Oh, my podcast?
Yes.
How's that going?
Thank you.
It's good.
We're banging them out weekly.
It's called the viral podcast.
And it's you and a co-host.
Me and my best friend, Paige Jen.
We'll have have you know
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And it's crazy because you don't do anything bad.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
But I mean, they will get you for anything and everything.
Yeah.
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And if you look at the vines I used to post.
Yeah.
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it's where trailer trash tammy is kind of uh runs like a corn i don't know if i can well it's it's
i can say porn um look how much it's made me yeah talk has made me like she has ptsd
we run like a porn empire or porn you know yeah and it doesn't show actual porn on the um show
but oh you see titties yeah we have a big hog on there we show um a hog is in a male's penis right
nice yeah yeah yeah not you thinking it was i knew hayley did
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fucking shit that we can post so unhinged you can put anything no we got in trouble really
oh yeah we had the horror olympics on there and they were like we need to take this down i didn't
know that uh yeah it was because she showed too much pleasure when she was getting fisted
oh my god that i had a uh i dare anybody spoke with um right i think you enjoyed it more i had a
a meeting with somebody from patreon before i
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Yeah, Charlize Theron from the movie Monster.
Yeah.
Without a doubt.
So, it's only fitting that we cover, how do I pronounce her last name?
Eileen Wuornos?
Yeah.
Is that how you say it?
I watched Monster last night.
Oh.
I love it. It's an amazing an amazing it is an amazing movie first off did you kind of sense the tammy mannerisms oh when she flicked her hair
at the end when they were carrying her out to the cop car to bring her to jail i was like there's
there it is yep that'll do it that'll do it yeah no for sure um i watched the movie last night and
i have been researching her story the past few days. And I have to say the empath in me has so much empathy for her because of all the trauma that this woman went through.
It's like I understand why she did what she did.
Men fucking suck, dude.
She didn't have a good start.
No.
From day one.
At all.
So let's hop into it.
And we're going to talk about Eileen Wuernos today and go down that rabbit hole because, you know, what she did was wrong. Absolutely. You know, we can't justify that. But at the same time, it's like, damn, once you hear her story, it's almost like you can like understand why she was the way she was.
A lot of people feel that way.
Yeah.
I think she's the most loved serial killer yeah absolutely it was amazing because her her nicknames are the damsel of death
and america's first female serial killer wow i mean like what a title go go go right
so eileen was born uh she was a pisces she was born in rochester michigan on february 29th and um from late 1989 through the late 1990s the
bodies of seven middle-aged white men were discovered in central florida the assailant
had robbed all of the victims before shooting them to death and stealing their cars i mean
listen at least at least at least she didn't you know like decapitate him and shit
you know that's what i'm thinking like she at least it was a clean getaway it sounded like
she was robbing him right you know not justifying it but just saying just saying just saying why
don't you kick it off mimi with her childhood so we can get into it i really dove deep into
her childhood this is like i love love to know where people stem from.
And her dad alone,
the girl didn't even start with good genes.
No.
She had sick, demented parents.
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leo was the father and he served time in kansas and michigan mental hospitals and later committed
suicide he was in prison for child molestation and kidnapping
of a seven-year-old damn so you could only imagine what he was doing to her and their siblings yeah
well no he wasn't around when she was pregnant when she was born he was already put away oh he
was already put away okay gotcha but his the mother the mother was 14 years old so diane was 14 years old when she got with leo right and
leo was 18 so you're an 18 year old sleeping with a 14 year old and knocks her up and has two kids
with her she did later on leave she was uh she had her first child at 15 and she abandoned both of her children which were keith and eileen and they were left
with their grandparents which those were just as fucked up as the parents were so i'm telling
generational trauma at this point oh yeah absolutely generational she already got a
fucking shit dealt a shitty hand right the parents marriage only lasted two years and when
when she was born the dad was
already put away yeah so she never met her dad tammy you want to read the next um yeah what do
i read right here the young yep the young warnos experienced horrifying oh my god you put big words
in here horrifying tumult tumult during her childhood her father killed himself while prison did you
already read that well yeah kind of oh what am i okay no you didn't read that not that exactly
it was just talking about him killing himself in prison okay yeah she did go through her father
killed himself while serving prison time for child molestation while her mother abandoned
warnos and her older brother keith leaving them to be raised by their grandparents aileen claimed she was sexually assaulted and beaten by her alcohol alcoholic grandfather
her grandfather would force her to strip out of her clothes before he'd beat her
grandmother was a raging alcoholic yeah so oh so just imagine that you know her father was
already fucked up but then his father was a piece of shit too right
you know the mothers the mothers oh that was the mothers okay i mean just everybody's fucked up
right this is a whole fucking circle of toxicity dude right like it's so sad right uh hayley you
want to read the next one you got it honey you got this baby i know that's why i was like
it's almost like i mean come on eileen it could be eileen eileen yeah she was trading
put it in your mouth yep we know you know how to put things in your mouth
hey not on here we know sorry grandma uh aileen was trading sexual favors for
drugs cigs and food by the age of 11 she even went to the extent of engaging in sexual activities
with her brother aileen was raped can i say that yeah yeah by a family friend and was pregnant at age 14 in 1970 neighbors claimed the father
was an older adult friend of his grandma grandfather and keith her own brother was
rumored to be the father also she gave up her only child a son for adoption and she gave birth
to her son at a home for unwed mothers on march 23rd 1971 i'm sorry but when i was 11 years old i didn't
even think about sex could you imagine i mean i was humping cabbage patch dolls but those favors
i didn't know what it was that's my niece's age ages yeah i couldn't imagine that makes me sick
to even think about yeah and the fact that she's like boning her brother dude like that's crazy
sick all the way around so she doesn't know who the father is of this child now so she's giving the child away and she's trading sexual favors for
drugs at 11 at 11 years old because she has so much pain she's just trying to numb she doesn't
know anything better nobody was there to teach her hey this is the right thing to do you shouldn't
you know yeah you're 11 you should be going to school and fucking enjoying your childhood.
She's being beat by this grandfather.
God knows who knows what the grandmother did because she's a raging alcoholic.
Right.
That's awful.
Like this kid, she literally had no place to go.
Nothing.
She had no examples of what to be like and how to do better.
Eileen Wuornos ended up dropping out of her school.
Her grandmother died of liver failure,
and her grandfather eventually kicked her from the home at 14.
She started to live in the woods,
fending for herself through prostitution.
Her brother, Keith Wuornos, passed away due to esophageal cancer,
which Eileen got $10,000 from Keith's life insurance,
but the money was gone in two months.
God, $10,000 to a fucking 14-year-old?
She was prostituting at 14.
Oh, my gosh.
I couldn't imagine.
Where are you finding the people?
Oh, easily.
Yeah, that's just so sick.
Right.
Grown men are disgusting.
I think what needs to be talked about more is I have dealt with sexual advances from men since I was five years old.
Oh my God.
Literally.
It's disgusting.
I was playing in a boat in my front yard one time and a dude came up and started jacking off in front of me when I was five years old.
Oh my God.
Like men are disgusting.
So I mean the fact that she's, you know, being a prostitute at 14 super easy i could have
fell into prostitution when i ran away from home at 14 in vegas you could have there was grown men
that had so much money we used to walk the streets and like dudes and porsches would pull up next to
us and be like hey you guys want to get in like it's crazy how disgusting 14 years 14 years old
yeah no so it's i'm telling you you, it's, it's disgusting.
Men do not give a fuck, especially about age.
They let, it's like they like them younger.
Oh, that's so disgusting.
Yeah.
It's really weird.
The fact that her brother ended up with esophageal cancer though, like that's trauma.
That's like, that sounds like something happened to him, you know, and just he held all of
the trauma in his throat which in
return made him sick you know that's crazy back to her she she had a baby gave it for adoption
did i mean did she ever do we know anything about does that where's the kid yeah yeah no does that
person know they're tied to can you imagine that being your dna and not knowing it that's why adoptions let me google
that you just don't know you know especially closed adoptions yeah closed adoptions you don't
know your family history you know and nothing about those and things you could prevent and can
you imagine just watching this movie oh and be like that's my mom and not and just being like
oh that was a great movie i feel bad for it and just not knowing that that's your mom or your grandma whatever you know like that's wild yeah because
like that person could probably have kids by now you know like yeah that could be someone's
grandmother yeah oh my goodness yeah i'm reading a bunch of articles that say that her son it was
a closed adoption okay so i guess it's up to the adoption
parents discretion to tell them but it's like can you imagine being those adoption parents
like how would you even begin to break i feel like that would be so traumatic i feel like they
probably had no idea though so think about like back in the day they really didn't do paperwork
they really didn't have like trails like they do nowadays where like everything is so
documented i'm sure she probably shit that kid out and never went back to that place and they
had no idea what her name was right i agree with you i think that absolutely maybe by like you know
dna or something they could find a way but i doubt that person has any idea says there are no date
details about the whereabouts of her child we are not even sure if
her son is dead or alive well and also there's a possibility that child could have been incest
oh yeah yeah if you think about if it was the brother so it could have a lot of physical
yeah the child could survive we're speculating at this point but yeah no that's crazy yeah super
super sad man you want to keep reading memes um eileen moved to
florida to work as a prostitute so now she's gone from what was it michigan michigan michigan to
florida uh she was frequently in trouble with the law being a prostitute and other crimes that she
had committed in 91 her record included among other felonies and misdemeanors, arrests for illegal possession of firearms, forgery, assault, robbery.
So she's just going on like a crime spree at this point.
Well, I mean, she knows no better, so I can see.
Her associates and law enforcement personnel often described her as erratic and easily angered.
Her arrest record frequently noted attitude poor yeah you think
you think oh my goodness she's already like racking up and i don't know what you know 91
by 91 okay so i don't know how old she was at there but she's just i mean this kid doesn't
know any better she's had no example right of anything if not only no example
but just a bad examples all around that's the only way she knew to be right my thing is dude
this would never fly in this day and age because a 14 year old just running around fucking acting
like this like literally some with a state would step in now, like where the state, the system failed her.
Truly.
I read somewhere also that she was in like a girl's home and she kept running away from the girl's home and they brought her back.
And finally, the last time that they brought her back, the person that ran the girl's home
was like, Hey, look, if you're good for 60 days, I'll let you out of here.
And she was, she was good for 60 days and they let her out.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
So it's almost like they were like, they knew she was a problem and they were just like all right let's
do what we got to do and get her out of here legally so we don't have to we can wash our
hands of her deal with her how sad they just wanted to rid of a problem but instead of fixing
it yeah it's sad because that's how they are with a lot of children these days oh they still to this
day absolutely they like once that kid hits 18 it's like good luck yeah there's no system for which we're gonna
do that with bailey i can't wait i'm just kidding kidding yeah but like that's what a lot of the
programs like what jelly is doing is like how having that one step that the the system fails
to have yeah it's it's either you're in complete trouble or you're doing good there's no one in that middle part yeah no it's so sad for the what the youth is having to go through
go ahead chelsea in may 1974 she was jailed in jefferson county for disorderly conduct
drunk driving and firing a weapon from a vehicle two years later in michigan she was arrested for assault and disturbing the peace
after attacking a bartender so before she even left for florida i think she was you know nope
this is right right before she she left for florida she was already fucking doing crazy shit
you know yeah i feel like she yeah that's insane so she's probably still still a teen during all this still a young
teen yeah yeah she's definitely still a young teen this was in 74 i was about to say oh seven i'm
sorry yeah this was in 74 she was born in not even 56 she was born in 56 i can't do math oh yeah i'm the worst person to ever do that
so 74 and 56 she would be almost 20 years old okay so she's like you know 17 yeah still a teen
but i mean already drunk driving and firing a weapon from a vehicle. I mean, she was gangbanging before gangbanging was cool.
She started it.
Yeah, she started this gangsta shit.
She started it.
Hitchhiking across America.
Sorry, Haley, I skipped you, but we'll go right back to you.
Hitchhiking across America, Wuornos arrived in Florida
and was presented with a potentially life-changing piece of luck.
She got a sugar daddy.
She met a wealthy yacht club president, 69-year-old Louis Fell,
who fell in love with her, and they were married in 1976.
So she was still a baby, too.
He's 70 years old marrying, like, an 18, 19-year-old.
Do you see what I'm talking about, these disgusting fucking men?
Goodness.
And I didn't know she married a rich dude.
Dude. Where'd that come from? She had an she had an listen man they fall out of the sky
all right i've had a few no you know what you know what it is i'm gonna be looking up all the
time now literally i'm gonna keep it real with you sugar daddies love a damsel in distress
they want to fix you they want to give you a life that you've never had.
I've had so many sugar daddies that I've treated so bad because,
you know,
I was young and didn't appreciate the money that they were giving me.
And it's,
it's kind of sick on their end too,
because it's like their fit there.
It's a need that they're fulfilling too. So it's not just because they think you're attractive because you're a
young,
hot thing.
They're also,
it's a trauma.
You almost have like a trauma bond
with sugar daddies yeah it's really fucking weird um they were married in 1976 warno soon reverted
to to back to her type however and began fighting in bars and was sent to jail for assault as a
result fell was horrified a brawling bride had no place in his high society lifestyle, and he had the marriage annulled.
Wow, dude.
She fucked that up.
He wasn't fucking around.
So I'm wondering what she looked like at this point.
You know?
Yeah.
I wonder, because they depicted her to be such, like, again, a monster.
Right.
In the show, but was she adorable at this point?
Let me see.
Or was she rough?
I've seen younger pictures and she she was cute
let me see yeah i'm gonna google didn't they depict her in the beginning though as like in
the movie like kind of beautiful and then like over time she took on this more monstrous vibe
yeah you know very tammy very tammy the slick back hair god the hair just gets me every time so the first
time i ever saw you go tammy was at that podcast and we were like do you need to go in the other
room to get like ready or anything she goes nope no whips off the jacket and just takes her hands
and runs them through her hair real fast she's like done done people are always like what does
it take to get ready for tammy or how long does it take you? I was like, oh, I take my bun out and squinch my face because I always look like something stinks.
And that's it.
That's Tammy.
That's the character.
Yep.
I can't find any young pictures of her that I think are really her.
So I don't want to falsely put one up.
But yeah, I don't see any young pictures of her.
But I'm sure she was cute.
You know, like, I'm sure she and she probably had
the gift of gab you know when you go through trauma like that in a family you learn how to
be charismatic when you have to be yeah so she probably had to learn that she was actually a
adorable little child yeah very cute girl you know her innocence was just taken so young so young very sad dude you want to read the next one
hayley i feel like we're playing popcorn popcorn i put it at the top for you there you are
who fell that's her the sugar daddy
he filed a restraining order against his young bride claiming that she beat him with his cane
an accusation she levied at him too after only nine weeks together he had the marriage annulled
she attempted suicide for the first time in 1978 shooting herself in the stomach stomach oh wait i didn't know that yeah yep good news that'll do it well her dad was diagnosed with
schizophrenia so she's obviously mentally ill she's extremely violent yeah so you know maybe
she was like maybe she knew she was about to lose her cash cow and was like maybe if i just
off myself you know like right he'll stay or maybe i just won't be here anymore you know
nobody knows how she was feeling in that moment it doesn't surprise me that she beat him with a cane
yeah no for sure but she's like something she'd do yeah she said that he'd go ahead what'd you
say i would love to watch that yeah she said that he beat her too though so oh there's a history of
violence throughout whatever she's gone through you know know, whether it's true or not, we'll never know.
But, you know, there's something that made her the way she is.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
She's definitely chemically unbalanced.
You'll be read next.
Yeah.
In 1986, Wuornos met Tyra Moore at a bar in Daytona Beach,, Florida and they began an instant romantic relationship that ended just before Wuornos' final arrest in 1991.
Wuornos' relationship with Moore was her second relationship with a woman.
As a prostitute, her clients were mainly middle-aged, low to middle-class white men.
underaged low to middle class white men this is like right when she started her spree too of like um killing people which i have all
of her victims here too um so it's like when she met this girl she fell in love and according to
the movie last night because i re-watched it too um if you guys haven't seen Monster with Charlize Theron and it is such a good movie and it actually paints her and you feel a little bit
more empathy towards her when you watch what she yeah what she had to go through because it shows
the hurt and the pain you can read a story all day long but I think movies do such a good job
in like depicting the actual pain these people are going through and what they had to deal with
yep and I we had a show in Daytona and we had an extra day so i went to some of the locations
i went to the location where she was arrested and then within walking distance was the hotel that her
and tyra lived in for a part of the time and it was weird dude it was so they had the they had
you can stay in the room they lived in oh my gosh and it's just a little you know reeky dinky yeah it's not completely trash they've redone it but
i think back then it was like you know um but it was wild to be there and to think i don't know if
we're jump jumping the gun here but the the girlfriend it's wild to think that she's just
out there right now yeah chilling and she fucking will get to that part but okay yeah yeah okay i
thought i was jumping the gun but that's i think about that all the time yeah we need to google
where she's at too once we get to that part but yeah when i saw that part of the movie last night
i was like this bitch has never been in love in her entire life eileen has never felt love you know she's been searching for it her whole life she finally finds
it and this woman does the ultimate betrayal to her like this woman has just been betrayed her
entire fucking life no wonder she hates humans yeah absolutely yeah so she so what chelsea was
just saying so they met so this is right before the killing
spree and she had prostituted.
I'm guessing if, if this says that she, this is the second woman she was ever with, was
the first one part of her prostitution?
That or I had read somewhere that she had relations with her grandma.
So I'm not sure.
I'm not positive.
Lord. I know. I i know spin after spin yeah
they just how awful yeah i wouldn't want to eat grandma puss dude come on i never thought i'd
hear the word grandma puss i don't like that word either grandma puss it's like a just a big old pack of chewed
hubba bubba with hairs in it oh just the old the old wiry gray
oh my god the old wiry gray hairs just like barbed wire in your gums and shit it'd be terrible
oh god we're going to hell oh okay where were we together oh together
grandma together warnos and tyra moore sold and stolen items from florida pawn shops during the murder
investigation uh the police discovered items belonging to richard mallory at a local pawn
shop with a receipt showing warnos's thumbprint how stupid of a criminal are you to give your
thumbprint so we're gonna go through these victims i'm gonna put them back
up there a little bit because i have each victim that she had and i want to say she used a different
name she did yes she had a few aliases yes for the the pawn shop stuff but used her thumbprint
yeah yeah like come on sis you you should have been a little bit smarter than that.
But here's, did it update with the victims?
I just brought it up right now.
So, yeah, her victims started with Richard.
And I honestly feel like she did this for her.
I feel like she loved her so much and old girl needed money you know and like they needed money to like live because i guess she came from like a really crazy household
herself too and tyra did and you know she was like well how are we gonna make money and you know
eileen wanting to protect her in a way and like give her what she wanted she started going out and
robbing these dudes and in the movie you show her i don't know if richard was the first one
that she killed but it shows her being raped and like this guy was going to kill her pretty much
and like shoving things in her vagina and had her hands tied and she she killed him in self-defense is what it said in the movie now if
that's true you know i've read that they have no evidence of that right that just made the movie
better right but it absolutely could have been true right i'm sure you know she was not treated
well right for sure especially being a car fucking hooker they go through some crazy shit dude i know
girls who have done car dates
and it's scary they've almost all almost all of them have been killed tried to story attempted
from one of our guests um trashly yeah how when she got in there she realized the door handle
was missing oh my gosh went past the exit and just kept driving out to old storage units yeah
oh my lord what i mean what happened she just got she was okay he brought her back but
it was it was very touch and go there for a little while she said yeah very scary so that
was probably the worst one that she's ever done yeah yeah car dates are scary because you don't
get to you know in the in the industry you can uh you know profile people and you know run their do
like I would but if I were to go on a date I wouldn't I wouldn't
go unless this person had a Facebook where I saw all of his family sent me a copy of his driver's
license like I used to really scam people like they had to have a business profile like all that
stuff they had to be well you know well known online or you're not getting me in your presence
I've been a lot of guys were like did you get a lot of like no's yeah and I would never see them wow you know because you know one you don't know if it's a cop and two you don't
know if it's fucking jeffrey dahmer right now so it's like yeah you don't you have no idea
um let's dive into her victims well maybe her girlfriend real fast before we get to the victims yeah i got this little part right here go ahead um so tyra it was so they met in 1986 so how old is she now like she's like you know
in her later 20s 30s yeah she's like almost 30 you know my word none of us can fucking add
but they met at the zodiac bar now weeks earlier more had left her conservative hometown so she come from a little town in ohio
to fully embrace being a lesbian unknowingly she was falling for a serial killer so as a
relationship progressed they she became her girlfriend and admitted that she had been in
and out of jail for theft and armed robbery so she's running her own game on side of her so these are two people who were just
fucked right coming together but i really feel like eileen loved her and wanted to help her
so she also came from an abused childhood right so she had been abused and abandoned as a child
and also used as prostitution to make money as a child so both of them come from similar homes
and i think that's what you're talking about the trauma bond of the two is that they were able to
relate and they were able to love each other over the relationship of knowing they had been through
a lot of the same woes tyra never killed anybody though that we know of so um more had tried to discourage the behaviors of
warnos but the relationship took a turn in 1986 when um warnos had finally confessed to her in
1986 so they had now been together you know about a year um or no sorry in 1989 so 1986 is when they
met so it took two years for her to admit that she had killed
someone to her right so and when the start with that first one when was he murdered so richard
mallory the first victim was the shop was a shop owner um in 1989 the 51 year old white man who
picked up a prostitute along interstate 75 in florida to engage in sex for pay a volusia county
deputy discovered his body
several miles away from his abandoned car mallory had been shot multiple times in the chest so she
dumped his body and then took his car yep that's what she would bring the cars back to tyra yeah
i'd be like here we have a ride for the night and they would like joy ride in the cars that's what
it showed in the movie so you know i don't know how true to life that was but she would also bring the money back
to tyra so even though tyra wasn't participating in the murders i still feel like she should have
got some time i agree no you're spending the money and you know that's not what is it a guilty by
association yeah because the conspiracy admitting to you in 89 yeah you know that she's
out there killing yeah for sure i agree little skanky hoe yeah so she was telling her that
warnos told her that the victim that she had killed the first time was abusive and that was
her like self-defense out of it that's how she justified this happening and she did believe her
um but then warnos began to kill more well she's like a pit bull she got this happening. And she did believe her. But then war notes began to kill more.
Well, she's like a pit bull.
She got a taste for blood.
She's like, if I don't have to sleep with you, I don't want to.
Right.
But you know what?
Here's the thing, too, is when you've been through a life of abuse like that, you get
to a point where you're like, if you fucking touch me again, I'm going to fucking kill
you.
Yes.
Because that's how I got whenever I was in my abusive relationship.
I got to the point where I would threaten him and say if I would tell him that I had
a gun hiding in the closet and I would be like, if you put your hands on me again, I'm
going to blow your fucking head off.
You just get to a point where you don't want to be abused anymore and you don't want to
be used.
You've also been touched too many times.
Right.
You know, like you've literally been at the will of all these people who have just openly touched you
yeah for your entire life eileen you're talking about eileen or me because i mean i'm like maybe
which one of us are you i'm like which one are we talking about here
but yes i mean both of you guys you know yeah you just get to that point yeah no and i definitely
think after her first murder she that's that's i bet she was like you know one little mishap one little
yeah if she felt one you know i bet it was like what do they call it hair trigger yeah or whatever
i bet just opened a floodgate to where if she was just miss you know yeah mistreated boom yeah i
mean just all that trauma she probably has fucking ptsd like she's dealing
with a whole bunch of shit that nobody's helping her with you know david spears the nude body of
david spears a 43 year old construction worker was found june 1st 1990 in citrus county he had
been shot six times in the torso that's overkill yeah he did something to her yeah she that was exploded pissed yeah sure yeah i mean i i get
the kill the kill but you're mad at that point you're letting something out and that's why i do
believe i believe a lot of these men mistreated her yeah big time yeah for sure and just felt
like they had it right to her body and granted she put herself in these positions we're not making
an excuse for this lady going on a killing spree, but we all have an empathy for the woman that she is,
you know,
like the woman,
the little girl that was hurt inside of her,
you know,
for all the shit she's been through.
I'm going to go on with the next victims.
Yeah.
So next one is Charles.
Oh my God.
How do you say that last?
Car scatting car scatting.
Um,
a few days after Spears' body was discovered.
It's a mustache.
You look like a Charles Karskadon with that mustache.
That's my alter ego, Charles Karskadon.
A few days after Spears' body was discovered, the body of Charles Karskadon,
already was discovered in Pasco County.
The part-time rodeo worker had been shot nine times in the chest
and stomach damn she's up in it up in the ante yeah she's moving around at this point you know
so this is citrus county and now she's over into pasco county yep so she's moving around a bit
so it's like they would kill somebody and then move on to the next city but all in the same state
okay move around yeah yeah just kind of pushing their
way around yeah and i and i think they didn't want i mean the car was a big thing yeah they
didn't want the car to be recognized in that area yeah so they're just moving to the next county so
so they would kill them take the car move to the next county kill another person take that car move
to the next county how did they think they were going to get fucking far with this i don't know i have no idea this was not a well thought out plan
yeah i mean god they made it through so many of them before getting caught yeah do they not like
have like missing persons do they not start investigations on these guys and just not find
anything i think you know how investigations are they want rock hard
proof before they make an arrest so i think she had to leave a trail of and i think it was also
in a short amount of time it's not like she waited years because if you look david spears and the next
guy were all still killed in 1990 so yeah all these guys were killed in 1990 so it's it's almost
like she went on like a week so it was like two years because 1989 was
her first kill yeah and then now she's into 1990 so it's about like a domer situation where his was
over no right and domer was honestly trying to hide it i don't feel like she was trying to hide
right maybe not too well dumping bodies and taking cars domers over here like digging graves for
these people and eating them yeah and it's fucking them
it's the car for me if i'm killing someone i'm not driving their car around no i'd be
fucking petrified do you ever know what kind of drugs they were on because i feel like that does
all also play a role in like what mental state you're in i mean tweakers don't think things
through very well correct you know is whack you never know man she's i mean it
could have been because yeah like tweakers just like they don't logically think they you know
they're just going to take this car right but not yeah through the whole scenario yeah right yeah
yeah i don't think they ever talk about their drug abuse it's crazy they should and they were
caught for it but yeah what kind of drugs i mean you look at pictures of
her girlfriend and she looks like a crackhead yeah i haven't seen real i saw christina richie
in the movie i saw real pictures really so she might have been a crackhead absolutely
next victim troy burris marion county law enforcement found the body of troy
burris a 50 year old salesman on august 4th 1990 less than a week after he was reported
missing there we go though the body was fairly decomposed the medical examiner was able to
determine that the cause of death was two gunshots to the torso so he must have not been mean to her
i believe isn't this the one that they like he in the movie they depicted him as like kind of a
sweet little guy who was nervous uh that dude was the cop that she shot i think that's what you're thinking about
because there was a sweet guy who like was gave her no issues or anything and he was like an older
dude and i thought that was the salesman yeah in the movie they he in and they don't even know if
that's true i think that they said that's for the movie as well, but he picked her up to help her.
He wasn't,
you know,
picking her up for sex.
Oh,
actually that's the next victim.
I just read it.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Go ahead and read it,
honeys.
Yeah.
I feel like the most violent ones,
like she was doing just because that's what she knew to do at this point.
I don't believe those were like the,
the abusive.
Yeah,
for sure
y'all ready we're ready charles dick humphries
dick hump dick hump what a cool name a retired air force major police chief in florida child
abuse investigator dick humphries was found dead
in marion county on september 12 1990 the body was fully clothed and had suffered multiple gunshots
to the head and torso his car was later found in swanee county how crazy is that that a child abuse investigator is picking up prostitutes
yeah that's why do you feel like this is the one that was meant to just trying to help
is that what we just talked about yeah maybe it was just for help purposes but why wouldn't he
have backup why wouldn't he you know like there's just so many questions like why are you doing that alone right i always i always think it's the ones that work
closest to it that do it yeah almost you know they have like firsthand access yeah in the know
yeah yeah in the know weird so he was fully clothed though because normally she stripped
him naked yeah and threw their bodies out well that or she i don't think she stripped him naked i think she would be like
okay let's have sex and they would get naked and then while they were naked she would shoot him
because that would be her time to get away so yeah naked yeah for sure so old dick peter symes 65 year old peter symes left central florida and
headed for new jersey in june of 1990 his car was found in orange springs on july 4th 1990
though seems body has never been found witnesses described two women near the car in Orange Springs. His body was never found.
But even more so, two women near the car.
So I think she had a lot more to do.
Because even in the phone call, when she has that last phone call with Tyra,
she's even like, what are you doing?
You know, like she knew what she was doing.
And then she was like, you know what? Okay, I did it. I did it all. You know, like she takes the blame for it,
but it's like she kept it G and didn't, you know, flip on her like she could have.
And dude, that's how you know that, that she really loved her. Cause she did take the blame
for everything. Everything. She took the blame for everything i bet you that girl tyra
probably died of an overdose you can't live with that sort of on your mind yeah is she still alive
i'll read about it here in a sec damn yeah we'll get to that for sure dude how wild so you see two
women with it oh i definitely i feel like she helped her yeah in a lot i think like with the
dumping of the bodies it would be like i bet you she like was one of those like hide around the
corner yeah kind of moments or in the back seat or was able to lift those like men yeah because
these are like grown ass men yeah no she couldn't do it by herself no she was a tall bitch you know
but i mean i'm pretty
strong myself and i couldn't lift a grown man off the fucking ground i want to say a few years ago
the the tyra was on facebook oh really i had looked her up all her stuff was private but she
did have some pictures on there and stuff but she i think i've even messaged her that's how weird i
am dude i love it she never replied like she's on the podcast oh my gosh she that would be awesome she um she's been real real private like she does not
yeah you could you imagine oh could you imagine the guilt you feel the guilt but the also the
reporters that are like fucking hounding her like especially when that movie dropped
she probably just wants to have like a normal life and like you know it's like casey anthony you rarely ever see her she pops out
every now and then but it's like once you get accused of something like that your entire
fucking being is tarnished you can't even live you have people who want to kill you
right you have people who fucking hate you like there's just so much i'm gonna go on facebook
and look for her look
she was like why is there six requests right now yeah they all have millions of followers why are
they requesting me so walter antonio the partially disrobed body of walter antonio 62 was found
november 19th 1990 in a remote part of dixie county he had been shot four times in the back
and in the head antonio's car was found five days later in brevard county
so she's shooting him in the head in the back like this is like absolute she's letting every
piece of anger out on these men definitely overkill yeah the overkill is real
with these victims except for those two like they weren't shot nearly as much i feel like the
overkill is crazy with some of these dudes right agree yeah so it says that the one that got her
caught was her first victim richard mallory because it says police then traced
stolen items from mallory to warnos a camera from mallory's automobile was found inside a rented
warehouse unit which was opened with a key taken from warnos warnos had rented the unit under an
alias and police traced other items from Mallory's car to people
or pawn shops Warnos had contacted. So all the way back to, and it wasn't a long time. So like
that short amount of time. Yeah. Um, within that year, she was, she was clean. There was like,
no, they did the, they investigators didn't find like DNA. Like there was nothing found. Like
they got her
on those pawn shop it has because i don't think we had dna then right i it came out in the 80s
but it wasn't widely used right you know like that was still so new and it wasn't even like
that well of dna and i don't even think there was stuff too even if they did have dna testing like she was very like like she left
nothing behind there was you know yeah that's how she was caught was the damn pawn shops pawn shops
it says by 1990 tyra moore had become suspicious if not fully aware of where noses activities
moore moved in with her family in pennsylvania when warnos was arrested on an outstanding warrant
at a biker bar in florida police tracked down moore down and used her to elect a illicit
sorry used her to elicit a confession from warnos can you imagine telling your family like hey i'm moving back and they're like oh why what's going
on you're like well uh girl i've been saying got caught up for murder yeah oh my god no this
doesn't say murder yet she moved to pennsylvania when she was arrested for a outstanding warrant
but first so it says what right here what they what they're saying is
more moved in with her family in pennsylvania and then warnos got arrested and then police
tracked more down at her parents pennsylvania house and used her to get a confession yes that's
what it was so warnos snitched on her for a warrant and then like linked her to these murders
after old girl snitched on her god so when she was like linked her to these murders after old girl snitched on
her god so when she was arrested at the bar which i've been to and it was what it was gnarly yeah
there uh what was it like like hell of dirty bikers it was very small old there was no one
inside of it it was open um clutter um very tiny in there and he's like oh everyone's out back if you want to drink i mean
it was the trashiest place i've ever been to in my life and i've been to some trashy places and we
went in the back and there was like a little tiki hut and like some old people sitting around
drinking and it just trash everywhere it was wild it's like one of those bars that you literally
probably just grow up with and that's like the old water and hole.
They had a huge shrine of her in there, like a big photograph and like candles and stuff.
Oh, my goodness.
But when she got arrested, yeah, she wasn't arrested for the murder.
She was arrested for the the warrant.
But there's a really interesting YouTube.
It's on YouTube.
I forgot where I watched it it where the guy the guys
who arrested her he they put her in the um cop car and he was mic'd up and they were videoing it from
across the street and that footage i think is on youtube and it's so interesting because when she
gets in the car um she doesn't say i mean she's she doesn't say anything about nothing she she's almost like why
are you arresting me he's like come on like you know while you're right you know and she just
doesn't break she doesn't nothing wow and that's what they showed on the phone call from uh whenever
they got finally got um what's her name tyra tywin tyra finally got on the phone with eileen
eileen was like what are you like, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about, Tyra?
You know, cause she's trying to like entrap her.
Yep.
And, uh, you know, Tyra's like, you know what you did, you did this and you did that. And, and finally Eileen was like, you know, she just kind of like holds her face to the
phone and just starts bawling.
And she's like, Tyra, I'm never going to see you again.
You know?
And she just kind of did the confession on the phone for for her she knew what she was doing
yeah she and you know that aileen knew that there was you know they were mic'd up she knew you can
and you knew she knew what was going on it was i felt really bad for her in that moment because
i was just like damn you did this all for this bitch and this bitch just fucking snitched on you
just so she could stay out of jail.
And that's what she said.
She said, she said, Eileen, I'm going to go to jail.
Like, bitch, like you didn't participate or spend the money that she fucking stole.
And like, you know, I just feel like they let her off way too easy.
Big time.
Yeah, most definitely.
But was that to get the confession of Wuornos?
Like, is that a plea deal? so i bet you it was immunity if you can get this plea deal yeah you know which immunity is a motherfucker
because i feel like the justice system in the 90s you know yeah it was like we'll let any
motherfucker walk if you get us the other motherfucker you know and she was the first
female serial killer so they probably didn't know how to handle this you know because there's not a lot of female serial killers right you know so they were probably like this is new
you know and the bragging rights to get her right yeah you know was that the last victim
so how many victims were there seven right seven total do you think there was more
and they just didn't know absolutely i'm sure yeah i truly believe that's a year span
i do too that is a year of killing spree you most definitely did more than seven within that year
now and especially since both of them are most likely involved you that's the only way you
survived for that year yeah you can't survive off the little bit that you're getting from each
person no right
well they were doing prostitution too so they were you know i'm sure there was a few dicks they had
to suck along the way what adventure sounds like a good old time to me hayley you want to read the
our chelsea you want to read the next one yeah let's do it by 1990 oh sorry honeys warnos sold
the rights to her story almost immediately after her arrest, which captivated the media.
Many documentaries were made of her life in the popular film Monster in 2003.
So she's not that dumb.
Either she had somebody really good in her ear or she's not that dumb because this is before she was convicted.
Wow.
Right after she got arrested, she's like, i'm selling the rights to my story right like who thinks of that right especially and from her background someone had to have come to her though
is what i'm saying i don't feel like she was like i must sell my rights i feel like somebody was like
some fucking hollywood scumbag heard of the first, like, murderer that's a female, serial killer that's a female, and probably beelined towards her.
Hold on one second.
Hey, baby.
Hey, sexy.
What are you doing?
I am considering driving to Nashville after my show in Cleveland.
It's going to be tonight and tomorrow night, then flying to New York Monday. Okay, I'm in the middle of a podcast right now.
Say hi to Chelsea.
Hey, Jelly.
It's Tuesday, so would you be leaving Tuesday?
Okay, good. Perfect. Come on home.
No, I'm just kidding.
Come home anytime you want baby bye
little team meeting yeah team meeting um yeah so the fact that she just sold her rights immediately
after being arrested like that was a power move i wonder how much money she died with
i don't know who she left it to right because she didn't get she didn't get lethal injection until
okay so she got lethal injection in 2002 and then the movie monster came out in 2003
oh so i wonder how much money that made her though there was a family a lady who and i think
she had met after she got convicted or not convicted but arrested and became very close
to them i can't remember what the lady's name was where it was but there's a documentary that
they were like kept in tight you know relationship so wow i hope that lady didn't have that relationship
with her just to use her or bleed her dry you know i mean but at least she had somebody that
she could feel like she could write yeah someone Yeah. Someone to be close with. Yeah.
That's crazy.
By 1992, she received six death sentences and was executed via lethal injection in 2002.
Her final words were, I'd like to say I'm sailing with the rock and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus June 6th.
Like the movie, big mothership and all.
I'll be back.
Damn.
What a fucking quote.
Yeah.
Well, she also said, I robbed them and I killed them as cold as ice.
And I would do it again.
And I know I would kill another person because I've hated humans for a long time.
So she didn't really have much remorse.
And I don't know if it's not her having remorse.
I think that's a um a wall that
she had to put up because of all the abuse that she had to go through because they did show that
she had moments of clarity and compassion and stuff like that in the movie but you know again
we don't know right eileen in person so so let's talk about tyra yeah what's she up to yeah i did so um it says that hold on where's that
article i had pulled up i wonder if tyra watches our tiktoks i was just thinking maybe yeah isn't
that weird to think about that'd be crazy you probably give her fucking ptsd because you have
the head movement down so good like she's probably like holy shit she reminds me of someone yeah can't put my finger on it
what if she's under like a different tiktok name though and has been commenting
user eight nine four two six three eight so more is still alive but lives away from the spotlight
um but it says that she moved back to her family shortly after
the trials had ended and has done her best to stay out of the spotlight ever since
so no pictures no nothing we don't know what she looks like i can't believe she's still alive i
thought she would overdose or something i mean she had to like let like, let's see. Let's see. Current picture.
Yeah.
Because I want to say, I mean, I'm positive she was on Facebook.
But this was a long time ago.
Yeah.
And I think a bunch of, a bunch of, like, blogs and crime stuff had posted, like, the updated pictures that she had posted.
It wasn't a lot, but.
And I may be tripping. I may be thinking about something else but i'm almost positive yeah look there's some like non-stand
oh god someone has a shrine to her in their bar that's in the bar or that's in the bar that she
was arrested in that i saw that is it let me Let me see it. Wow. There's like a, a painted shrine.
Wow.
With all the information around it.
And that's her real picture.
Yeah.
It's like,
yeah.
It's like a cartoon picture.
Goodness.
That bar is weird.
Yeah.
It's very weird.
Yeah.
I wouldn't take her to be hanging out and standing,
the standup citizen.
Right.
Locations.
Is that actually them?
No, that's the lady from designing women okay okay delta burke yeah um that's funny but uh the bar is so odd they sell like uh alien
warno's uh hot sauce i mean they're really they're really they're really milking it they're milking it they're milking it yeah they're getting their every last fucking drip
they're milking it they sold t-shirts she's the best thing that ever happened to that bar right
literally right terrible oh yeah is this actually her that's her that's her on the stand yeah
that is her wow she looks a little different yeah she looks ronald weasley she looks very not ronald weasley
yeah that's rough bro that's what i say they had to have been doing crack or something
yeah yeah there's definitely drugs involved so is that it that's it last resort bar
and they actually filmed the movie there oh so like a lot of those scenes are actually from there
at least that scene where she's arrested was filmed at that bar.
Has anybody ever gotten mad at you for Tammy resembling Eileen?
No, nobody's ever.
I'll get comments every once in a while.
I'll be like, oh my God, have you ever seen the movie Monster?
You remind me of that girl.
I'm like, yeah, yeah.
There she is now.
Yep.
That's Tyra?
God, she looks like fucking.
That's not what i had in my head
at all i pictured like black hair and tiny like the movie like christine oh no no no gosh that's
looks like a red-headed bird
yeah well that ladies and gentlemen is the story of eileen warnos that was awesome yeah no it's
crazy it's really crazy when you dissect a story like that and yeah you know get to bounce it off
each other and like have different opinions and same opinions like it's really wild huge uh true
crime junkie and i i've seen just about everything on her. And I even learned some stuff that I never knew. Yay.
I learned it all.
I'm going to watch the movie.
You've never even seen it. Oh, you got to watch the movie.
You've never seen the movie, bro.
You got to watch the movie.
Don't make you cry.
I didn't know that's what you were talking about.
Oh, my.
It's going along.
Watch it tonight.
Yeah, it's so good.
It's so good.
Oh, it's one of the best movies.
I'll probably end up re-watching it tonight.
Yeah, I watched it last night.
I'm going to shoot the ratings of this movie through the...
Literally, everyone's going to go re-watch this movie right and for sure you're gonna think
of trailer trash tammy the whole time oh we almost kind of ruined it for you yeah no it is crazy when
you watch the head movements dude it's her like it's you how you have it down down pat dude thank
you well thank you for coming on to be one of our guests and i had to talk about your tour and everybody go to eat my trash my trash.com patreon yes go to my patreon it's in my instagram uh bio link um yeah
that's where i was i would say come on the cruise we're doing a cruise a tammy cruise when is it
it's in march we're going to the bahamas it's it's kind of so y'all should how long is it three
nights oh that's perfect because that's yeah that'll do it yeah that's kind of so y'all should how long is it three nights oh that's perfect because
yes that'll do it yeah that's her limit that's my limit on water it's pretty much sold out i
think there's like less than 20 cabins left but it is like we're having a cruise baby is it like
a comedy cruise or it's i'm headlining the cruise like tammy is the cruise yeah um i'm doing stand
up on there we're doing live podcasts.
We have a bunch of fun.
We're going to do bingo with Tammy and stuff like that.
Can we all go do bingo, please?
Dude, y'all should come.
You've never played bingo?
Ever.
We need to do it in Vegas.
Vegas bingo is the best.
Because you have the big rooms of all the old people who are serious. Oh, and then you've got that glass wall of all the smokers.
Yeah.
I love a bingo hall. Dude, I love it. Me and me and libby when we're on tour if we have a day off guess where we're at love it we're finding a bingo hall do you use the daubers or do you use the
the computerized ones i use it oh old school daubers i always get daubers everywhere i don't
know if y'all haven't been recently but they call those numbers so fast you can't keep up you can't
yeah no you have to
really pay attention like you cannot be on your phone no no those bitches that have like five
daubers and like six sheets out just just going dude stamping wild yeah it's amazing no it's a
big thing i've won a couple times at bingo and i fucking it's the highlight of my life yeah
it's literally the highlight of my life back home home in Vacaville. And those bad boys, they're lined up out the door
to get those good spots too.
Wild.
I love it, dude.
I love it.
I got,
my dad's going to kill me for this.
I got a DM one time from this lady
who was like,
your dad's cheating on me
with every lady at the bingo hall.
At the bingo hall.
I was like,
God dang, Bill. Not the fucking bingo hall hall he's horned it up at the bingo
thanks for having me dude i just anytime you want to come on you know i love you and just
love everything you're doing yeah trailer park sisters we're going to start that series too
we have to yes let's do it when you get off tour done i think it'll be amazing i do too hayley thanks for not saying much i didn't watch the movie she's like i knew nothing she's like i
did not do my research where am i yeah and mimi thank you for co-hosting these i love i love
having you on if you guys think mimi should be my co-host full-time leave me i don't know if she
wants that job but leave a comment and let us
know if you want me to be that means i have to do my makeup more no you don't you fucking look
beautiful with no makeup can i just show up in a mustache every day every time i don't different
mustache every time one like brett i would love that dude yes no you need to go tea bitch oh
little flavor yeah no i hate the flavor savers.
I hate the damn flavor savers.
God dang it.
Love you guys.
Thank you for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde.
I will see you guys next week.
Bye.