Dumb Blonde - Demps: Worst Date Stories

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

Demps is back in the house! This hottie returns to talk about whats going on with Cat Daddy, Dreadlock Boy, and her own radio stardom. Then, she and Bunnie read fan Patreon stories about the worst dates and share a few of their own shockingly bad ones.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comDemps: IG See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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advice from the from the dimps the dimpsy listen i thought i was gonna ask you to find me a man i was like you create the profile and you swipe right and left for me okay because I got you I'm about over it man I'm about over it I got you baby what is going on in your world there's so much that we could talk about and so little time so we have the time I mean I listen I'm here for all of it baby I think you know the last time i was hanging out with you on dumb blonde we were you were talking about um pixie dust with the guy i was talking to right mr can we just like spill the tea a little bit yeah okay of course we can spill

the tea we're gonna get right into it i'm excited let's fucking so you were like um pixie dust pixie dust hold on hold on lily's walking down the stairs lily what's up babe lily what's up baby you need to go back upstairs baby i'm i'm doing okay okay not right now not right now I'm doing okay okay not right now not right now full-time mom duties no we're leaving it in she's trying to she wants to close like nine nine dollars for to build an outfit yeah I'm like are you gonna feed the cats when we get home yeah like what are you doing to pull your weight around here you little fucking asshole no so the last time we were um on dumb blonde you were like you seem so happy the guy you were talking to pixie dust and yeah that is true that is very

true when you say pixie dust we're talking about cat daddy right yep okay cat daddy good old todd Good old Todd. Todd. Todd. Do it one time for us. Do it one time for us. Todd. God, you can hear me out in the middle of a crowd. It's like he's not answering me or something. Oh, for sure. No, I mean. He probably fucking has nightmares at night hearing that in his mind.

It's not that bad, is it? It's a little bit. A little bit. Yeah. Nails on the chalkboard. Yeah. But it's not that bad is it it's um it's um a little bit a little bit yeah nails on the chalkboard yeah but it's from smoking for so long you know we it's nothing new or anything but you know i thought it was gonna work out he was that companion that um anything that was happening in my life i could call and tell him all the good news the bad news i could share everything you know we've been we were talking for a whole year but the thing is a lot of people don't know that a lot of people don't know that you guys were talking for a whole year because you actually kind of just played it off like you guys were just friends which everybody knew that you guys

were not just friends I mean it didn't take as a rocket science, a rocket scientist and not figure that I was sleeping with the guy. Right. For sure. But, you know, the Internet likes confirmation because if not, all they do is speculate, just speculate, speculate. So, yeah, I mean, there was a lot of problems in the relationship. And, you know, I asked you, you were like, hey, do you want to bring them on, dumb blonde? I was like I was like no no I don't need people to nitpick apart our whole relationship because I don't know how it would be if he was sitting here I probably would tore his ass a new one right well in lieu of the circumstances that have happened absolutely yeah we'll get to that but you guys were doing great and what happened well there was it was right before your wedding out in vegas

we rekindled our friendship there was a time period where we took a break because he wasn't meeting my needs and it is so exhausting having to explain yourself in a relationship hey this is not working this is what i need you to do you know what i mean it's exhausting what needs wasn't he meeting well miss uh physical and sexual yeah like he just couldn't just lay it down man oh no and i don't know daddy's got all that dick and doesn't know what to do with it yeah and i asked him i was like are you intimidated by me or something and he said yeah i actually am i was like i've never had a man just feel so intimidating i know what i'm doing right i know yeah lay your ass down i got this you know what i mean but every now and then you want to get thrown down on the bed and fuck too yeah i want

to like yeah you know what i mean slap me around a little bit you know oh don't get me started now you're speaking my language so yeah so there was a reason why i was like you know what i think we just need to take our separate ways and we went our separate ways and then i was i was talking to an old friend that i knew back when i was like 20 and dreadlock boy yeah yeah yeah dreadlock a motorcycle and man that was a fun month yeah was it only a month i thought you guys were together for a little bit longer than that no it was like a month yeah it was a fun month but he's a great guy he's a sweetheart but i just feel like um we just don't mix you know

what i mean oil like you need lots of attention huh you need lots of attention well yeah i mean i like to be text in the morning you, maybe a phone call in the afternoon. Like, hey, how's your afternoon? And like a good night text. But damn, don't act like I don't exist all day. Yeah, that's rude. I'm here. Like, ask how I'm doing.

I like to be known that I'm like being thought about. Does that make sense? Absolutely. Like, I don't, I don't, I'm not one to chase after a fucker. That's for sure. No. If I'm not getting the attention I want, then psh. So yeah, Dreadlock Boy, I was like, that was a fun month.

What a wild ride. Great dick. You know, that was amazing sex. I will say that. Nice. Dreadlock Boy, if you're out there, you can put it down, baby. I actually just saw him the other day. Todd Zero, Dreadlock Boy One.

Where'd you see him at? He came over to the Hooch house. They they're like just say hi to me and everything oh you guys are gonna rekindle that old no probably not probably maybe mama knows I need to like release some tension no but um and then Todd I reached out to Todd after the CMA fest and all that. Well, actually, you were going to bring him to something. And I was like, I don't think you should. Oh, to the Lainey and Hardy show? I texted you. Yeah.

I was like, do you think I should invite him? I mean, here's the thing. Todd, I took him to a lot of things. And you always play in my mind. You're like, you know, sometimes we need to lift people up, you know, to bring them up. Yeah. But it wasn't that case. You know, I felt like I was kind of, he was used to it.

Like, oh, Dems has me. Dems has me. You know what I mean? I'm not a sugar mama. You felt like he was taking you for granted. Pretty much. Like, I'm not a fucking sugar mama, you know. But, yeah.

So, you guys, let's circle back though so you guys rekindled a little bit right before the vow renewal right and then let's let's go on that journey we were still in the predicament like he wasn't meeting my physical and mental needs like you know it was like talking to a fucking wall how old is he though 32 yeah it's not an excuse i was gonna i was gonna try to give him a way out like if he was in his 20s like oh but men don't really fucking grow up until they're like actually they don't ever grow 40 no scientifically proven 42 is like when they jay got it a little bit earlier jay wised up probably i'd have to say around 36 37 37. Damn. I'm going to be single for a hot hour.

Oh, no. I'm telling you. But we had to go through some fucking shit, let me tell you, for him to learn, you know, how to kind of just. He's always been a man and he's always been a stand-up dude, but he just had some weird shit that he would do, you know. But here's the thing. I look back at your relationship and we talked about this numerous times.

I can't tell you how many times, you know, we texted, blah, blah, and you giving me advice. just it's exhausting yeah no I don't have fucking time for it like yeah and I've already raised the kid on my own either you got it or you got it you don't want to be somebody's mama yeah I've already I'm already raising a kid on my own I don't need another one so you know we've already had issues right before your vow renewal he showed up at my birthday just for like an hour kissed me was all over me and then he dipped out so he didn't make me feel

special at all on like my fucking birthday I know it's a birthday but like during your guys's break your birthday is in August too so during your guys's break didn't he go and hook up with some other girl too yeah and I actually found out after I left Vegas yeah Yeah. But remember, I was sitting in your kitchen. I was like, man, I've had a couple weird weeks crying over Todd. And you were like, over Todd? Yeah, because I didn't understand. I was like, wait, I thought you guys were just friends. Because even to us, you never gave on to the fact that you actually kind of like loved this dude. Yeah, I think I but looking back and I was but here's the thing. He did hook up with somebody that I knew and that I thought I trusted and I thought we were friends and everything. You know, it's been, when was that?

August? When was your vow renewal? It's been a few months, right? To settle in on it, think about it. What kind of person does that make me if I'm willing to forgive the girl but fuck the dude? Right. Yeah, for sure. What person does that make me?

I understand that, but let's talk. Let's marinate on this for a second. So we did the vow renewal. The person who Todd hooked up with was at my vow renewal. And just so everybody knows, I knew nothing about this at all. Like, so the person who was there had never said anything to me, Mimi me anybody that's around us has never said anything so it was like I I'm we're leaving I think we were leaving Utah right or was it after the Jeffree Star stuff so it was after the Jeffree Star stuff you hit me and you're like did so and

so hook up with Todd and I was like yeah she would never do that I was like no fucking way you know and then I called this person and was like hey did you do this and at first their first initial thought was to lie to me and be like no absolutely not because they knew I was gonna get in their ass and then within 10 to 15 minutes they came to me and was like okay look this is what happened and I was like you I just went to fucking bat for you to dems i said you would never do that dude you know and like i fucking lost my shit i said you need to fix this right now like i was fucking furious dude even mimi mimi never gets mad mimi was fucking pissed dude i think not just because she did that to you but she did that to our friendship

too yeah she like yeah but I never saw that shit coming. Because you have to understand, in Vegas, we were all buddy-buddy. Absolutely. I, you know, we were laughing. I was buying bottles of champagne because she wanted some comforting. And, like, Mama Damps, come here, girl, I got you. You didn't deserve that. But here's the thing.

But I think that's what the internet needs to know. Like, because you know how you have the, we we get the we always have the haters who are like oh she deserved it or it's not as bad as you think it is no dems got done really fucking dirty and i'm here to clear the air on that i had to witness it fucking firsthand and i felt so fucking bad dude even though i didn't fucking know anything about it when i found out i was like you got to make this right oh thanks ben but she tried making it right calling me texting me I didn't mean to be a bitch I just didn't want to I had so much going on prior to that shit show yeah I was like I can't even deal with this right now but I actually just saw her

not too long ago and I looked at her and I was like honestly I forgive you I just don't think I can trust you for a very long time you know i mean as you shouldn't dude and the same with us we've said the same thing to her like hey love you to fucking death but we got one eye open on you yeah you know i told her i was like girl if if you did that to me i'd beat your ass yeah period i think my ass beating days are over well no i could i could curb stomp a bitch any day okay listen let somebody let me let a friend suck my man off and watch what happens without my consent and fucking watch what happens and then smile in my face like that's just the ultimate betrayal you know i've had that

done to me so how could she look at me you know i know and that person is learning very valuable lessons in life because they've never had real true girlfriends and I'm not making excuses for that person what they did was absolutely bullshit she knows it um but I think that was something that she really needed to see was hurtful I think it's like a life lesson absolutely and we go through those I mean granted yeah she she's young like you said and everything but I absolutely young ish I fucking for some reason I thought she was fucking around uh bug's age and then when she told me her age the other day I was like bitch I thought you were fucking way younger than that I was like there's no excuse for you to be out here in these screets acting like this these sc these streets yeah no but back to what I was

saying like what kind of person does that make me if I'm just like fuck that guy block him but I'm willing to forgive and forget what she did does that make does that make me realize that maybe I really wasn't in love with that person yeah it hurt but everything but was I just trying to um I don't know avoid yeah fill a void you know because I love the attention and everything I love your Leo you're Leo you love to be loved to call somebody and be like guess what you know hear about my day you know that is a Leo thing you know what I mean even though I'm an empath and I'm cheering other people's on but I love talking about what's going on in my day. I think it's just like a Leo thing.

No, but Leos are lovers. You guys love to be loved. You love to be the center of attention. You guys just love to be worshipped. And as you should, bitch. Yeah, but every woman deserves to be worshipped. Yeah, but I mean, moving forward, I think that is just like it hurt. I'm not going to lie.

I cried my eyes out. I told him how how it is he tried he sent me some cheap ass flowers i was like what the fuck are these 50 bullshit so for the record i talked to todd the other day he's probably gonna be like what the fuck should we call him right now and tell him we're talking about him on the podcast you want you want to call him you want me you can put him on speakerphone i gotta unblockblock them. Who's got a teenager? We do and guess what? She is ridiculously hard to keep track of and if I didn't have life 360 on my phone I would never know where this kid is the entire family and I have a life 360 and

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damn what you gotta say to me i damn what you got to say to me. I said what I needed to say, and then I'm going to hit that fucking block. It's like peekaboo, peekaboo. It really went for like a whole week there, like randomly. I'm like, fuck you. You hurt me. Block. Yeah.

Unblock. Like, fuck you. So in his defense, and I really doesn't have a defense, but he swore that he did not know what you guys were he said one minute you're hot the next minute you weren't you know he's like it was hot or not like i never knew with her where we stood he's like we didn't really have a title and i'm like well that still doesn't excuse you for letting one of her friends suck you off you know like you don't do that he was sleeping in my bed with me like what the fuck does that i mean you're around my kid yeah i mean we're

at dave and blood busters having family time having family time like what the fuck called called todd since he couldn't be here in person we'll get him we'll get him on the horn move your mic towards your mouth a little bit more too yeah we're gonna get him on the horn guys guys. Hello, cat daddy. Hey, what's up? Hey, I just need to let you know that I'm on dumb blonde and we are talking about you in this situation. Okay. But I also, Todd, I also went to Todd. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. So I also went to bat for you, though. I told her that you said that you didn't know what you guys were and that it was very confusing because one minute she was hot and the next minute she wasn't.

And, like, you didn't really know where you guys stood. And so I'm trying to get you a little bit of a case here. I appreciate you, man. I appreciate that so much you were sleeping in my bed playing stepdaddy playing games at dave and buster's with my kid having family time so how the fuck are you were you confused i was confused i was a good stepdad though wasn't i but you know what hold Hold on, Todd.

Todd, remember how I said just show up at her house and throw her on the bed and fuck her? She would love that. Go ahead, Dems. Tell him what you told me. No, but she said she does want you to do that. She said she would love that. Yeah, but he doesn't take risk he's he's like a uh he's not a risk taker oh well you got to turn him into a risk taker you can't

you're not gonna find the perfect dude you have to mold him what is it okay are you gonna keep me on block now you better block me again i gotta go keep him unblocked keep him unblocked or I gotta unblock him no but for like a whole week I was just so hurt because I felt like I'm I lost a best friend honestly yeah we had so much fucking fun together I could be my wild free self and Mimi knows how crazy I get i'm just my carefree well you know like you've seen me i just i'm a i'm a good time yeah but yeah she's a blast so todd never got embarrassed with me like you know hey get a film me real quick and me just go twerk in the middle of the dance floor just you know just having fun he lets

me be me so it kind of it felt like i lost a best friend honestly if i can give you any advice my entire life i searched for chaos and passion and that all stems from childhood trauma something that happened to us in our childhood and when i got with jay jay a Sagittarius, Todd's a Sagittarius, correct? Yeah. Jay is not a risk taker. He's very vanilla. He's very calm, very peaceful, very like lets me be myself, lets me fucking, you know, but when it comes to like that passion and stuff, Jay and I have never had a fucking fiery passion relationship because we haven't been toxic. Toxic relationships are, are the chaos, the passion, the thrower on the bed, fiery passion relationship because we haven't been toxic toxic relationships are are the chaos the passion the thrower on the bed fucker and fucking

not talk for a week and fight fight and fuck that's that's what we search for because something that happened to us in our childhood and it took me years to fucking be okay with that I wanted the fight and fuck passion that's the shit I want and not saying that you can't have passionate sex in a healthy relationship yes you can but what you're looking for and what i was used to look for was that fight and fuck it was that constant thrill of like d that cat and mouse that tom and jerry i think that's why i didn't work with that dreadhead i was like oh i don't know but you gotta stop looking for and you got to figure out why you're looking for that feeling. And if somebody is your best friend, which my husband is my fucking best friend, that is that's way one way more longevity than a fucking passionate, toxic, passionate relationship and way more deep than you could ever imagine, because that friendship grows and you guys learn each other and I bet you he's willing to fucking like the dude doesn't even want you to block him you know

he's so scared you're gonna fucking block him again you told him to write me an email let me check my AOL real quick no because he said I was like he because he said that he's like if I go to her door she's gonna box me and I'm like well then find a way to contact her email her he's like i guess i could email her he's like at least it's safer and i'm like male yeah exactly uh so moving forward i think just take into consideration that not every relationship is going to be fight or you know you want to of course we all want to we get that slap me around daddy yeah you know like but it's you don't want the toxic toxicity part the fucking not talking every other week or you know breaking up all the time or not knowing where each other stands like life's too short tell that motherfucker

how you feel and fucking you know if he does it again then are you telling me to give him another chance i'm saying that todd if you fuck this up bro i'm gonna i'm coming for you personally oh i haven't i've seen you so sad since this happened i drank like two bottles of champagne on the flight home yeah and everybody was like what happened on that flight i was like i don't know i was just all in my feel oh it was like a slap in my face i was like no fucking way yeah no that's definitely that was definitely a fucked up time but um i think todd knows and i think that the the girl who did it knows and i just feel like you know everybody deserves a second chance if he does it again there's no more fucking chances you know When Jade cheated on me, it took me two years to fucking get over it.

It was a lot more extensive than what Todd did, but still, it's no excuse. Maybe another couple months after the holidays. Maybe before the holidays. No, let him do it before the holidays, and he better fucking shower you with gifts. I'm talking like he better fucking put in some overtime on that damn crane that he works on. Dress up in an elf costume come on something elf costume with the old banana hammock yeah oh i love an elf in a banana hammock uh but oh man it's a new new kink unlocked todd in an elf costume in a banana hammock

i'm gonna tell him to text us a picture of his cheeks we need to see a picture of his ass because i need to see if it's can you text me a picture of your ass because i need to see if it's can you text me a picture of your ass because i need to see if it's g-string worthy because we can't be listen we can't be hyping this dude up and he's got some watery flapjacks no it's not here no he is a good ass does he have a good ass yeah he strikes me as having like a little little cute little body on him it's like yeah yeah if he knew how to fucking work it well you know that's you guys are gonna figure that out that i can't help you with but you guys are gonna figure it out you guys will figure it out i think um you know

maybe this weekend or so like uh he's gotta reach out to me and want to do this well you gotta unblock him first. Yeah. Okay. Either that or you're getting the fucking AOL fucking you've got mail. So who knows? It might work or might rekindle. I don't know. I just need some bigger flowers next time. For sure.

At least invest in some fucking stargazer lilies or something, Todd. Yeah. Not those fucking, not the daisies. How's the, not the fucking pushing up daisies, motherfucker. Are we going to a funeral? Whose funeral are we going to? But yeah, but that, that's what's been going on. And then other than that, my love life, honestly, I have, even at the CMAs, at the parties, I was like, I'm not interested in any of these bitches.

Other than Posty, I was on the hunt for Posty. Posty. Yeah, I was on the, i was on the prowl for fucking posty yeah but other than that i mean i was just like i don't even want fucking male attention right now yeah sometimes you get to that point where you have to just be in love with yourself yeah and it'll come and that i think that's just what i'm doing just hanging out with lily just fucking focusing on me and everything the radio station I got going on and all that yeah so what's going on with um Hooch and with the podcast and all that stuff so it's

going great um honestly it was an amazing opportunity a year ago uh Brad and Edgell my business partners reached out to me they were like hey we need a personality and we want you we think you're amazing and then about a year it grew it grew into this i pretty much share my platform with like artists to give them exposure for their new upcoming songs it could be artists that are signed or independent so it's just been like a wild ride over there honestly and i get to meet some cool fuckers i'm proud of you you're doing great and you know i don't give a damn like yeah no i love it you're like besides mimi you're like my most requested co-host everybody just loves when you come on the podcast probably not today i'm still fucking hungover from the cmas if they go i'm still tired from last week i have no energy i barely even have

any makeup on today because i'm just like hat sweats do not care today bunny I here's my new rule if you have an open bar. I'm not coming Like I looked at my other friend I was like I just can't Oh Priscilla I was like I just can't fucking do this anymore if there's an open bar I'm not fucking going I fucking love Priscilla and I love her sister her sister helps my stylist krista isabel she is so first of all she's hot they're all like the whole block family so fucking how is that whole family blessed with jeans that are just gorgeous have you seen her mom yes i love her mom her mom every time she sees me she's like bunny i love you and priscilla's like not my mom being your biggest fan oh mama

block i freaking love that whole family no they're so sweet priscilla rolled up to the cmas in a dump truck yeah iconic fucking hilarious she told me about that i was like who how did you find a guy and where the hell did you get a dump truck they had to put it on a back uh uh a big ass semi and tow it and then dropped it for that is so funny iconic but yeah uh but yeah i'm just tired from this past week and everything from cmas but i think i'm just gonna be focusing on me dude until todd probably gets his shit together oh look he texted me did he send you the fucking ass picture knowing him he probably got the same old dick photos in his photo he better come with some new ones i'm driving and i don't have a

pic of my ass you guys i mean i can i can in about 30 minutes okay cool just send it whenever you can be like be like bunny said make it 15 make it 15 tell him tell him wait hold on you gotta send us in a voice note tell him we need him to walk forward. Okay, it needs to be a video. I'm really pressing it now. If Todd wants to get back in your good graces, he needs to set his camera up somewhere, walk forward, you know, with his back facing the camera,

turn around and drop his drawers. What is this, a fucking guest ad? What is this, a fucking guest ad? Are we auditioning for something auditioning listen we need some blackmail material dude real quick is there any way you can put the phone up and put it on 24k and walk forward and walk ever so slightly and then as you walk forward just lean back learn look over your shoulder at us we just want to see if your ass is g-string material he's gonna he's gonna hate us he's gonna be like i am getting ripped to shreds today on this

podcast you know i feel people's energy energy though and i've always gotten a sweet vibe from todd he's a sweetie i think he just wants to be loved too he doesn't sagittarius they're big fucking teddy bears he just wants to be loved and you know he gave me the same story i was just really drunk i was by myself and it was like a violent plane yeah you're like oh woe is me so i gotta worry about you being alone and drunk now and you're gonna get your dick sucked by my one of my friends so anyway crazy well moving on from todd while we wait for his fucking uh ass pic ass pic or ass video um we had people on my patreon send us their worst date stories and we're gonna kind of dissect them with you okay you excited and then from there we'll have you yeah we'll have from there we'll

have you give them advice and stuff like that yeah i'm trying to think back at some of my dates oh dude yeah what's your worst date story dim Dems? Dating my car sales guy. What? He was like 50 years old. I told you. Remember when I was getting all those flowers? I actually had a sugar daddy. And bleep his name out.

His name's good old Jim. Jim. Jim. Step into a Slim Jim. Hey, man. I just tried. Like, he would take me. Why do we have to bleep Jim?

That's the most basic name ever. He would take me on the boat and everything. But, like, like man when he wanted some attention i would like honey did he pay for your car he paid for my rent and everything before the whole social media shit started popping off well and he just texted me the other day a little sugar ain't hurt nobody yeah little sugars fondle the balls real quick ah close your eyes listen at least you're getting some for it because there's bitches out here fucking for dinner dates and Uber rides.

You know? Who? A lot of these bitches are. And it's the ones that talk shit about girls who fuck for money are the ones who fucking literally get humped and dumped. Humped and dumped. Humped and dumped, baby. I've had that a couple of times.

Not that I'm talking shit about girls who don't get paid, because I love all my girlies, but I am talking shit about the girls who talk shit about us girls who do get paid. I know that's her. You know what I'm saying? But yeah, good old Jim. I hope you're doing well. Well, what happened?

You said it was a worse date, so what happened? No, it wasn't worse. It was just, he was just old. I'm trying to think, do I have any worse date stories? See, I don't. But here's the thing i don't date like the way i am is like i don't know i've got this weird thing where if i see a dude that i want i just say hey meet me at a bar while i used to i say hey meet me at a bar and we would go to a bar get shit-faced fuck that night and then we'd be together for like

fucking three to five years so it's like i've never really gone on a date and like had to sit across from somebody and watch them chew and hey how you doing how's your fucking life what's your favorite color you know like i don't i just could never do that dude there's no fucking way i think i'm with bunny that's what i do now i'm thinking about i don't date either i'm just like hey you want to go yeah like let's go have a blast and if I have one and I don't do it anymore that shit scarred me uh butt plugs oh time in a white duvet oh do tell this shit haunts me till I will I don't I can't do it. Anyway, there's nothing worse than experimenting and everything.

You're comfortable with the guy and you have a nice five hundred dollar white duvet and then shit. Literally shit. OK, was he wearing the butt plug or were you? Oh, no. You had the show. You had a shitty time. Yeah. He pulled it out.

I was like, my god he started what did he do i've never told that story what did he do oh i got a funny story too but what did he do i don't think he i think he noticed because there was like a a stench an aroma of dookie and like he just he just i quickly like once i saw the sheets and everything i quickly like folded up the duvet and like sprayed for breath oh my god that is hilarious so a butt plug you know how they're shaped right he pulled it out and it was on the butt holy it looked like it like well i got one that'll make you feel better it wasn't me personally and i'm looking for oh that does not make me feel better it wasn't you personally but i just told hold on i've got the video to this. So whose video is this and how did you?

All right. Well, I'm going to tell you right now. So I've never told this story anywhere before. Oh, I feel intrigued. I had this sugar daddy who we adoringly named nicknamed shitter. And after this situation, so I was there with my girl. We were making so much fucking money. I'm talking like we probably made like 30 grand each that night, whatever. And he was doing lines of cocaine off her ass, off my ass. We were doing a bunch of blow. Of course, this was like fucking eight

years ago, dude. Uh, we were fucking just partying it up. Jay was in Nashville. This is when Jay and I first got together. Jay was in Nashville, um, doing something and, um, I was like telling him what was going on. You know, this dude, we were in a hotel room that had white sheets. He's completely naked and he's just snorting lines on the fucking bed. And then he scoots up. And when he scoots up, he leaves a fucking trail of shit. Just we lost it. and we lost it. All there was was just shit on the fucking, on the duvet. So here's a video of him doing a lot video from eight years ago. Yes.

We kept saying shit because he was shitting. So he's snorting a line off her ass, right? I cannot believe I'm showing you guys this. He's snorting a line off her ass right I cannot believe I'm showing you guys this He's snorting a line Snorting a line off her ass right There's his butthole Cause there was shit coming off of it

And then hold on Hold on There's the sheet That has the shit stain on it That's what my duvet looked like so i'm so fucked up and all we kept talking about was shit because he fucking kept leaving shit everywhere so yeah so you told me your shitter story yes sugar daddy shitter yep i told you my first butt plug there we go baby it's a fucking shitty situation all around oh man dude that just bought me flashbacks of like my early dude oh god i used

to fucking party like a rock star um all right so let's dive into some of these dating stories because oh my disclaimer if you guys ever want to be a part of the podcast, when we ask questions or if you want to read what these people have sent in, you have to subscribe to my Patreon. And all you got to do is just go to Google dumb blonde podcast, Patreon, and it'll come up or go to honey bunnies.com and subscribe to my Patreon. But you guys are missing out because I'm telling you,

we get lit over there on Patreon and there's stuff that drops every day. I talk to you guys personally all the time. We have our own chat over there. Patreon. And there's stuff that drops every day. I talk to you guys personally all the time. We have our own chat over there. All that jazz. Give them a disclaimer of how to spell it so they don't go to the porn site. Oh, yeah. I guess technically there's a porn site

that's honeybunnies.com and we don't want you to go to that because that doesn't help us in any way. So it's honeybunnies spelled like my name. It's honey, H-U-N-N-I-E-S. Honey. Wait. H-U-N-N-I-E-B- N N I E B U N N I E S.com.

All right. God, some of these are fucking long. All right. Ready? Katie said, I met this super hot guy online. We hit it off right away, but I left the first date with a very pg kiss on the second date the gloves were off we both made it clear that we wanted what we wanted during dinner and made our way to his place it was definitely a bachelor pad with a mattress on the floor ew really yeah you get no pussy if you have a mattress on the floor build a put some fucking two by fours on there some bricks yeah do something but get it off the fucking floor um the sex was amazing and we both fell asleep after many rounds i kept waking up to a strange ticking sound i figured i was just sleeping lightly in this person's home we woke up like three wait we woke up like three hours later so he could get to work

when i asked him about the ticking he said oh that's just Randy, the rat that lives here. Sometimes he's in my bed. I know you fucking lie. What the hell? So I had the best sex of my life in a rat infested bed. And that right there is why I will not get in your bed or give you pussy if the mattress is on the floor, because that means you're a dirt ball. I would block if you're a dude. Yeah. No, that's disgusting baby you deserve so much more than a mattress on a floor and bang me on the bang me on the bathroom counter yeah you know i'm not laying in that i

don't know i'm just weird i won't fucking i have to fuck dudes on my kitchen island yeah something not the mattress on the floor dudes get your fucking mattresses off the floor what is snoring chachi oh he's over here snoring all right trinity said i met a guy off tinder we hit it off pretty good he was a he was a good nine and a half. He invited me to the casino for an outing. I was having a grand time. Okay. Trinity, the fucking,

the way she talks is hilarious. Winning and winning. We had been there for probably four hours and I was ready for fun time. Evil face dude was wanting to make love to those slot machines that night. I was there for another four hours and called myself an Uber because I could not get him to cash out okay but that's not it he facetimed me drunk the next night to apologize he was making faces acting kind of funny like he was wanking his wanker he said and i quote this cat's this cat is the only thing that loves me he moved his arm a bit and i got a better view his cat was licking his balls oh

that's the real cat daddy oh my that's bestiality yeah and that's sick that's fucked up that dude sounds like he's on drugs first of all to be gambling that intensely and to not fucking want to step away from the slot machine. Either one, he's got a really bad gambling habit and you let the trash see itself out or two, he's on drugs and just fucking. Yeah. Yeah.

There's no excuse to have a fucking cat. That poor fucking cat. That's disgusting. Do you have peanut butter on his balls? I don't know. Like, or did his balls stink? Like, what was that? What hour? And, you know, that wasn or did his balls stink? Like what was the, what hour?

And you know, that wasn't the first time. What do you do? My, I have so many questions. Did he just let the cat just keep licking his balls or did he like, she said she hung up and never talked to him again. Oh yeah.

Block him. Yeah. Block that weird cat. That's my answer to everything. Don't be a cat fucker guys that's weird my answer to everything blog them so dimps here is oh my god this is a long one too okay um bethany said oh damn tinder date picked me up and we went to a gorgeous Italian restaurant. He was all over the place going to the bathroom every 30 minutes.

Oh, he's definitely doing blow. Yeah, he's definitely doing it. It's knee. It's skiing in the Alps over there. I was bored by the time food came. We ended up at Starbucks and same thing except bathroom runs were every 10 minutes and he got worse every time. Then I saw it.

The little white specks on his nose. Great. He was as high as a kite on my ride home. Called my brother who was home but drunk. Weekend party so no coming to get me. I finally convinced this guy to drop me off at home. He needed to use the bathroom of course so I let him in. He comes out, grabs me, pushes me against the wall and starts licking my face i ask him to leave and as he does he trips and falls down the steps good night i said and just shut the door he asked me out like twice for a year for four years after that ew i can't stand dudes that are strung out on fucking yeah i think it's gross brings back so many fucking memories. Yeah. Just toxic as fuck. Don't be fucking doing drugs and licking my face either.

I won't even go around drugs. I have such drugs. I just learned something new. I didn't know. Bunny won't touch money. She won't touch strangers' hands. She does elbow. Dabs, yep.

Like this. Oh, my gosh. And now I went home and I thought about it. I was like, yeah, fuckers are nasty. I don't fucking blame her. Yeah, there's dudes getting their balls licked by cats. Like, I don't want to touch. I don't want to fucking.

I don't know what you were doing before you fucking tried to shake my hand. Or like, what if he took a shit and wiped his ass and Dookie got under his nails or something? Like, I'm good. I don't want to touch anybody's hands. There's no need for that. At the party, I was like, hey, this is Bunny. And she was like, hey, nice to meet you. This is Bunny with the elbow. I'm like, what's up buddy how you doing all right sarah said i dated this guy and we went out one night to a lake we were tipsy and decided to do the nasty on the dock i was riding him and halfway

into it i shit all over him and myself oh bless it bless it. Did he notice? I was embarrassed to say the least and freaked out and jumped off the dock to get the shit off of me. Again, it was dark, but there was some light. While I was in the lake, he said, there's a sign here that says do not swim or wait in the lake due to it being contaminated. It had some type of bacteria in it and was being treated. It was a very eventful night and no and not one i will ever forget

that first of all how did she already have the runs because how do you shit while you're writing my butthole is so clenched i could never i mean that i mean when you got ibs and sometimes it just happens no it's never happened to me but man sometimes i gotta like this ain't gonna happen tonight yeah like i mean the only thing i could think of is maybe her tummy was already hurting and fucking she. What did you eat for dinner that night? Yeah. Like, and she just had the runs and maybe just was bearing down too hard

and just squirt shit everywhere. He didn't even jump in the water. There's a lot of shitty situations happening in this pod. Lots of shitty fucking situations, dude. All right. This one's kind of long but we'll go for it my senior year of high school me and this guy were heading to what we called high bridge it was it was a known bridge jumping area into this canal out in the farm town of bfe

we get there and he's trying to get handsy and is literally sawing at my cooch with his hand like it's a piece of lumber he's trying to get through i hate that like dudes are like oh have be suave with it dude caress the pussy yeah don't grab her by the pussy like trump that makes my i know i still have my shorts on at this point so i just have denim rubbing against my cooch like a fucking sanding wheel on high speed there's a yeast infection ready to happen literally or a bladder infection i tell him to stop because it's honestly just giving me secondhand embarrassment at this point for the poor little guy he gets butthurt and i tell him i'm taking him home i didn't come out here to be sawed in half like i'm a damn like I'm in a damn terrorizer movie. I had to stop for gas on the way back into town and he's still throwing a fit so he stays in my car. Ew. God. How tall is this fucker? Because I want to tell

you right now that he's probably five foot six. I had $40 in my sun visor before I went inside. I come out and it's gone. He denies taking it and I'm livid at this point. Like, dude, I just seen it there not two minutes ago. I ended up taking this asshole home and never talking to him again. So I basically paid to be partially sawed in half vaginally. There is nothing worse than having a guy thinking he's so confident in what he's doing in the moment. Like, yeah, you like that moment like yeah you like that yeah

you like that but i think you have to be confident enough to tell the other person like hey dude you're doing this fucking wrong yeah okay you gotta put baby put your foot down and tell that baby that he's fucking doing that wrong yeah like or just like you know what this ain't gonna work so many dudes don't know what they're doing and they're like they have the biggest egos and you're like what are you what do you have an ego about buddy like like what are you doing i think we just i think that's just like maturing you know knowing your sexuality just like well i think what happens is and this is where okay i love porn everybody knows i love porn but also i feel like porn for dudes paints an unrealistic oh yeah, an unrealistic bar for sexuality.

So I feel like these dudes watch porn and they're like, Oh, I'm going to do this to this girl. And not realizing that every girl, it's like you have to cater sexual needs to each girl. You can't just go in doing what you did to fucking Tina with fucking Henrietta. Yeah. With fucking Henrietta.

We're all different. All right. Yeah, exactly. And it and it's like you just you got to learn what your partner likes before you start dots okay we're fucking all different baskin robbins baby before you just start trying to saw bitches in half motherfucker you up for a couple more of these yeah i would have told him be like yeah buddy no i didn't make him walk if i don't know that you stole 40 No. I'd have made him walk. If I didn't know that you stole $40 from me, I'd have been like, hey, with that $40, you can get a fucking taxi. Get the fuck out. Yeah. Toodle fucking ooh, dude.

Who the fuck takes $40? Yeah. Broke ass. All right. This one is a little long. So let me see. A couple of years ago, I met a dude on tinder and we went to ihop for a quick breakfast whenever i would try to say something he would cut me off talk over me roll his eyes correct me or

scoff at me i'd have left i would have left i don't understand why people if you're dealing with that why even fucking sit there wait what did he do she said they went to ihop she met this dude off tinder they went to ihop and he would cut me off talk over me roll his eyes correct me and scoff at me oh yeah we wouldn't even made it to ihop no i mean or left i would have left you mid fucking conversation at one point we were talking about music and every time i said i enjoyed an artist he would do the whole name three songs that aren't mainstream and if you can't you're not a fan. Narcissistic fuck. Yeah we know why you're on Tinder now. He complained about the service, the food, the other customers, you name it. When the check came he refused to tip

the waitress and said he didn't have the money for it then got butt hurt when I tipped her because she didn't deserve it. She chose to make $2 an hour instead of getting a real job. Fucking I would have I would have fucking punched him in the fucking balls. After he paid, I thanked him and hightailed it the fuck out of there because holy fucking hell, that was a train wreck. I didn't text him after that because why would I even want to? Several days later, I got a random text from him explaining he didn't want to talk because I didn't sleep with him after he paid for my pancakes and that as a bigger girl, I should be lucky someone was even interested in me. Y'all, my pancakes didn't even cost $10 before tax. I didn't even waste the time saying anything back and i blocked

him as you should small dick oh my god like what a fucking douchebag small dick i'm gonna just you know i already know it small dick that makes me so mad for her as a bigger girl you should be thankful that somebody's interested in you like bro you're on fucking tinder next time trolling for pussy submit their names and photo yeah and let us all just attack them yeah give us their fucking facebook link that's what we want oh ladies when you are doing this please uh drop is there a file drop in that bitch yeah like yeah give us a drop box link yeah so we can just fucking go and leave a comment like hey you're a fucking douchebag. I wouldn't fucking date you if you fucking paid me.

Small fucking dick. How are you guys seeing? This is probably why I don't date until I meet a guy on a bar like, OK, we're vibing. You know, we're going to have fun. But this is this way. Won't catch me on fucking Tinder. Yeah. Ever.

Well, see, I used to only go on Tinder to get tricks off of it. I made so much money off Tinder because being in Vegas, you would have. So a lot of the working girls, what we would do is, you know, we would set our location to be on the strip. So we would get all the tourists, you know, and then like if they swiped right on you, they'd be like, oh, hey, how are you? And I'm going to be like, oh, hey, cool. And have small talk and then just be like, so you want to have some fun? And they would always immediately be like, cool. Yeah.

What's your price? Like, and that's what we would. That what i use tinder for i hear i mean i thought you were doing a pretty woman thing i was just well no i mean uh yeah i did it all no it was i mean 2020 i had no idea okay bonnie okay i mean but this was back in the day dude i don't do it now of course but back in the day oh it was great I used to just Make so much fucking money just on tinder Yeah was bumble around No this was years

Ago fuck bumble I gotta pay to See who likes me fuck that app I don't I've never really been on bumble but When I have gone on it to like find Girls for Jay and I like if we were Like in a city and we would just want to find girls to play With fucking It's just weird i don't understand how it works it's like you have to pay 6.99 a week to see who likes you that's weird a week that's weird it is weird

obviously people are paying it though yeah i mean they're trying to fucking advertise it on fucking tiktok get ready with me for my bumble day i'm like yeah tiktok's turning into a fucking ad ad service yeah it's crazy yeah everything vacuum a stanley hey i've never tried to sell a fucking stanley on that bitch i've never tried maybe a pair of leggings i don't do lives i don't do fucking any of that shit on tiktok i literally just post content i can't do lives anymore dude i used to enjoy lives get on there put a mullet on a cigarette you know have a glass of wine i call it getting awkward fuck with some fuckers on there yeah but people just ruined it for me dude what happened there's the fucking assholes haters and shit you know like just you really do get attacked

so much and it really hurts my heart for you because you know like just you really do get attacked so much and it really hurts my heart for you because you know people even come on my page like when i post stuff with you and like that's ever gonna sway how i feel about somebody and they're just like you know why would you support this and why would you support that and it's just like i love this person but supporting what like that i just don't understand exactly but at the same time it's like i love this person what am i supposed to do be fucking mean to. I just don't understand. Exactly. But at the same time, it's like, I love this person. What am I supposed to do? Be fucking mean to somebody because you don't like them?

Like, fuck you. It's one fucking person. No person. I swear that bitch has like fucking screens just in her fucking basement. You know, I used to get so upset in the beginning when people would talk shit about us. And like, you know, you remember. And now it's like I look at these people and i'm like what a life yeah what a life to wake up and the only source of entertainment you have is to tear people down like that's fucking weird you got to be a weird individual and they they call it well they don't like to hide the truth or they

don't like to hear the truth or they're hiding something. They have something dark in their past that they're hiding. No, motherfucker. I said what I fucking needed to say. What the fuck do you guys want from me? They get mad at us because we have shit taken down. And I think it's fucking hilarious. And the reason I'll tell you that I have shit taken down is because one, you're not going to fucking bully me and talk shit and spread lies. And two, I love when they get upset about it.

That is fucking hilarious. Like it is a highlight of my life when they get upset about it that is fucking hilarious like it is the highlight of my life when they get so bitch she got my video taken down like how fucking corny are you to get your feelings hurt that you got something removed talking shit and spreading lies about me you know go fuck yourself you're not gonna bully me motherfucker and i've got the money and the time my team and i don't ever do it my team does it i never see what you post unless my team fucking isn't that wild i never i never see it i don't look at that shit yeah ever i don't look at it but i will say there is a big fucking story gonna be coming out soon oh and i cannot fuck two years bunny oh i can't wait fucking god damn years i had to deal with this i had to move to where nobody

would fucking find me move to like move my daughter this is her second school yeah like i i who i'm gonna fucking probably like start crying damn the hell that i went through or it's not right dude and these people are the only one you know there's other people that go through this shit yeah Yeah. No, I do think these people, some of these people, some of these people are sweet and they actually like go to bat for you. And they, you know, for you and I. And I love that. And I appreciate those people who do that because those are the people who really have taken the time to learn who we are. Exactly. But then there's those people that they deserve prison time if they do anything to bring harm to a child's life, anything to bring harm to a mother's life. Like it's just really bad like it's terrible i think the worst is taking a drug test in front of the two random cps workers who followed me they're like i can't believe i'm in your house i was like you can't believe you're in my house darn i can't believe you're in my fucking house

yeah like what are you doing a piss can you turn around yeah like i can't believe you're in my fucking house. Yeah, like what are you doing here? Taking a piss. Can you turn around? Yeah, like I can't believe I have to do this one. What do you have to, you don't owe those people anything. I know, and that's for you, dude. That's for fucking you. Yeah. But nevertheless, I'm not, we'll see if it's going to work out with good old cat daddy. Ooh, where's the ass pic? Yeah, and we got one more dating story.

Sorry about that. We got sidetracked no you're good worst party hookup had a party at my place when i was 1920 i lived in a small three-bedroom one bath brick ranch that was my grandma's but i took it over when she put in was put into rehab uh center to be for her alzheimer anyways i always had parties and decided to invite this group of people over who really wasn't my crowd and i I never really ran with them. They came over and we drank Bacardi 151, which is disgusting. And I got way too drunk fast. Dude, I have a story about Bacardi 151. I felt that I was going to be sick. So I puked in the bathroom and went to lay down in my room

while these people were all in my living room. what seems like an hour this dude let's call him greg decided to come into my room thinking he was going to get some while i was basically passed out drunk and sick as fuck he was touching my leg and i was in and out of consciousness and the room was spinning but i couldn't move or talk because i was just too sick from drinking too much too fast he tried to make a move and take down my pants so the only thing i could do was puke all over him and my bed hell yeah i mean this was a lot of puke like exorcist style vomit and it was red from the fruit punch honestly that dude deserved worse so i feel no shame and i feel like something was looking out for me that night that's amazing he deserved it he had that was rape Oh, bless her fucking heart.

Yeah, don't be a rapey and you won't get fucking puked on, bro. Oh, my God. I would have fucking trauma like, you know, if I ever got drunk and thinking a fucking man was going to come into my room having people over. Bacardi 151 is no joke. I don't drink rum. I fucking took a couple shots of Bacardi 151 one time. And on the last shot, it didn't even touch my stomach it I heaved and fucking threw up and it came out my nose and out my mouth hold on it was so bad

that I had got a nosebleed because the alcohol content in it is so strong that my nose just started pouring blood from Bacardi 151 coming out of it. I get hives. Oh, I get hives. I was at a water park with my daughter. I got me one of those. I'm one of the tourists walking around at the water park. One of the, you know, you know, me just like, la, la, la. And all of a sudden my mom's like, what's happening?

I'm straight fucking hives. Oh, grandma gave me one of her pills and I went to bed for like four hours. Look up fun. Listen, grandma's be taking some strong shit. It was like a bit Benadryl or something. Oh, yeah. Benadryl will fucking knock your ass out, dude. But yeah.

No, good for her, though. I'm glad she fucking didn't have. He sent a voice memo. Oh, God. All right. We're going to end this with Todd right here. Todd's voicemail i think i'm gonna just be single for a while yeah she's like after hearing you steve actually funny as fuck

i'm driving right now the only way i'd be able to get a pic or video of my ass is if i pull over at a gas station do it in the bathroom and hope nobody walks in while i'm doing that shit. You know what I'm saying? You got to admit, he is game. At least he's trying. That is sweet. You guys need to just bump uglies tonight. Just tell him, come over and just fuck me. Say, Todd, come over and fuck me tonight. I got pretty woman on VHS.

Yeah, there you go. There you go. I got pretty woman on VHS if you want to come over and tap these skins while we watch it. I got Mrs. Doubtfire on VHS if you want to come over and tap these skins while we watch it. I got Mrs. Doubtfire on VHS if you want to come over and watch it. Don't block him again. You guys figure it out because you've been so sad since that happened. And I just want my friend to be happy. And who cares what anybody else thinks or says?

It's between you guys, you know? Between us. And I think if it is going to work out, I think I need to go on the internet and not fuck with the internet because I love fucking with it. Yes. You do fuck with them. Yeah.

Like when I like, you know, my dating life. Yeah. I'd be like, it's official and just put that. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. But then again, I don't fucking owe anybody anything. Yeah. You don't at all. But at the same time, it's like, why not be proud of your relationship?

Yeah. You know, like I fucking prance me and i think i wanted that privacy so bad you know because of the shit that was happening you did have a lot going on yeah like that people were you didn't want to ruin his life either exactly and everything so i mean it's slowly maybe it'll happen and work out we'll figure it out well i love you dimsy thanks for coming on the podcast today i I love you too, mama. I love you so much. Until next

time. Until next time, babies. And thank you guys for everybody who left their stories on Patreon. We love you guys so much. That was a lot of shit. Oh, there was more. There was so many more. We could sit here for hours and read them if we wanted to. I thought my butt plug story was worse. Oh, dude. Not the shitters. Love you guys.

I'll see you guys next week. Bye.