Dumb Blonde - Does the Joker Have Ass Implants?

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

The Golden Girls are deep in their nesting era before heading abroad. Bunnie's algorithm serves her a girl who ate her own rib meat. Uncle Scott's not-so-secret admirer count keeps growing, Hailee fully embraces her inner farm girl, and Meme is now wrangling Pony Boy, the local bully in Bunnie’s barnyard. The trio also gets into Huda from Love Island, Jared Leto’s (alleged) booty implants, wet sock scaries, and much more.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We take off like a month, right? We always take off one month between seasons. We take off one month between seasons. So what are you guys gonna do without us? I don't know. I know. Maybe we give them a new- What are you guys at Hong Kong? Another season to meet the D-Fords?

Oh yeah. Oh, you guys know once the podcast goes on a hiatus for a month, then Meet the D-Fords comes out Oh, you guys know once the podcast goes on a hiatus for a month, then Meet the Deforts comes out. So we are rolling that out. And that's gonna be fun. Cause that's like a lot of content we've been harboring. Literally.

That no one has seen. Yeah. It's so good. Your birthday, what we did for your birthday is in there. Oh yeah. Yeah. Everyone gets to see the never before seen video that we made for you.

Yeah. That's gonna be so good. Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, God, that seems so long ago. Yeah, we've done so much between that span of time. It's kind of crazy, but we've got so many cool things in this new season of Make the Deports. Yeah, I'm excited.

It's gonna be fun. And I'm looking forward to a freaking break. Oh, I know, right? I love filming the podcast, but I like a break too. Yeah, I mean, we go 22 weeks straight before we take breaks. Dropping. Some podcasts don't even do seasons. I don't know how they do that. I like to, like, I don't know, have some sort of like...

It's like a fresh start. Yeah. And like we do a different cover and it's like, I don't know, we just, we try to keep it fresh, crisp, you know? Well, it's hot as fucking balls in Tennessee, dude. Like, first of all, it's a fricking monsoon. It won't stop raining. I can't get anything done on my fucking farm. It's a fucking mud hill, but-

Who's a farmer now? Yeah, Haley. Haley showed up and showed out. We got a farmer over here. We really we should use that content for her farmers only profile. Yeah, I took a great photo with in the overalls. Pony boys penis. Oh, not that sounded weird.

Yeah, yeah, it was kind of like, you know, those like where you hold a small tower of pizza. Whatever wiener is always hanging it. He put it away the other day. I was like, where you hold a small person. The leaning tower of pizza. His fucking wiener is always hanging. He put it away the other day. I was like, where did it go? Oh yeah, hours, it was gone. I was like, wow, he actually put it away. Maybe he's calm, I don't know. No, when they're calm is when it hangs.

Oh. So he might be kind of just getting used to it. So I don't know if you guys saw my TikTok that I made, but Pony Boy has gone to live with memes because I brought him, originally Mimi wanted Ponyboy anyways, but I was like, no, no, no, let me try. We'll get him here, whatever.

And for the first couple of days, he was a great fit. And then after that, he just started bullying the fuck out of everybody. It's like once he got comfortable. Yeah, he kept kicking Nova too. But he especially was bullying Nova and I just didn't like that He like created a divide in between Nova and donkey and like donkey would not even fuck with her I like Nova kind of attached to him a little bit and kind of excluded her her old

I know you guys don't watch love island, but I feel like you have a love island going on Yeah, and I feel like Ponyboy was like the brand new bombshell that walked in and like split up. No, I heard a fucking they feature Jay's song, Save Me on Love Island. I haven't gotten to that yet. Why? I'm getting to it. Who needs to be saved? I would say it saved me.

It's right at like when HUD is about to like crash out again. Oh, Jesus. Like she's like, what'd you guys do? And they're like, we went on the, we went to the beach. She goes, my dream date. And then it plays save me. I gotta see this. Can we pull it up somehow? Or is there any way to see it?

Can you watch it like right now? What do you mean? Like, yeah. Is it out to watch? Okay. Oh yeah, it's out to watch. Cast it onto the TV. Yeah.

I'll find it on TikTok. Find that place. That is fucking hilarious. I would never expect that. That's so funny. Yeah, somebody told me that today. I think my trainer, Lisa told me and I was like, what? It's so funny. I used the song, save me quite often in my life

when I'm like, I don't not okay. Yeah, I'm not okay if I'm dying of heat. I'm like, I'm not okay. I don't. My husband blames me for his algorithm on Pandora being messed up because any time a Jelly Roll song comes on, I skip it. Yeah, I can't listen to. I love my husband to death, but I do not listen to his music.

I'll listen to his old stuff. We're good. She'll be able to once she finds it. I care about it. Do I stream there? You do. So funny. I'm sorry, but whoever Huda is, she has completely made Love Island.

Yeah, she's the only person I hear about. Almost every episode. That's the reason I watched it. What what is she crashing out about? She's the one who says I'm a mommy, right? Mamacita. Mamacita, yeah. Yeah, I just got to that episode.

Oh, it's great. It's great. I mean, Love Island should thank her. Let's get her on the podcast. I would love to get her on the podcast. For sure. I don't even watch Love Island. I think they're still filming.

I don't even watch Love Island, but I'll fucking start watching it tonight. I'm only gonna watch it because of Huda. You will binge it. I seen her shaking her ass and I was like, hey. She's a stripper. Even more reason to love her. I love her.

Mamacita. Mamacita. And then I heard people are like trying to shame her because she had like work done on her face or something. I think her lips look great. Everyone's like her lips and lashes. I'm like, I love them. I think she looks beautiful.

Ready? Yep. No, he didn't really say anything about you on the date. He was just saying that it was a really stressful situation. What was the date? It was just like sitting down like on the beach. My dream date. Cute.

And he knows that. Stop! That is hilarious. And he knows that. Thank you. Thank you. That is hilarious. And he knows that. Oh my God. Sitting down on the beach. You know what? Jay and I should fucking do that sound together.

That would be so funny. Oh my God, you should. Please. Send me that, send me that so I have it. You should. Yeah. That would be so funny. That would be hilarious.

Yeah. So I guess I'm going to dive into Love Island tonight. I was browsing through TikTok the other day and my F.Y.P. has been on fire lately. It's been like crazy. This girl is on TikTok talking about how I can't even believe I'm about to say this. She had like a blood disorder in high school. So she had to get a rib removed.

And after the surgery, she asked the surgeon like, hey, can I keep my rib? And the surgeon's like, yeah, sure. So he gives it to her in like a bottle of formaldehyde. Well, she got it home and after like a few weeks, she was looking at it and she said that there was like meat still on it and like drove her crazy and she was like, I don't understand why there's meat on it.

Right? So she boils it, boils all the meat off the bone and then proceeds to take a nibble of her own flesh. She tells the story on Tik Tok. Not where I thought the story was going. Do you guys want to hear her tell the story on TikTok. Not where I thought the story was going. Do you guys want to hear her tell the story? Yeah, low key. It's crazy.

Was it good? When I was in high school, I had to get my hair removed for this rare like blood syndrome thing. And so when I got it removed, I asked for a back after the surgery. And for some reason, they just agreed to give it back to me and they gave it back in this little vial filled with liquid and there was still like meat on it like muscle. And so when I got home I had to get all the muscle off so it would stay like preserved and wouldn't like rot. And so I boiled it in this pot and then at the end I had a rib with cooked meat on it

and I tried some of it. I ate some of it. So I have eaten some of my own human flesh and I think that's pretty it and I tried some of it. I ate some of it. So I have eaten some of my own human flesh and I think that's pretty cool and I don't think it's that weird honestly. Fuck, excuse me. Yeah, I think it's pretty exciting. It didn't taste good by the way. It tasted very bad probably because it was soaking in some like, I don't know. Yeah, so that's how my FYP has been for the past couple of fucking weeks and I'm just supposed to ingest from all

died. I don't think so. Balm you in. I don't think so. Yeah, no. Okay, but what's the difference in that and like, Okay. You heard that? The fuck?

Oh, I heard it. Over a billion served. We literally, yes. Vinnie? You know when you chew on the sides of your fingernails? That's different. How is that different? You're eating a piece of yourself, that's cannibalism.

You're telling me right now, if you don't, if you take the little skin on the side of your nails. Isn't it like dead skin though? So technically. No, that's cannibalism. That's not like flesh and meat though. I eat the fucking skin on the side of my fingernails. Then you're cannibal.

What about chewing on your lip? Cannibal. I've chewed on my lip all the time, but I'm not eating shit that's inside of me. I'm not boiling my own flesh. There's something different about that. Rib. Just fucking moist meat. Fucking hang off of that. Don'm not boiling my own flesh. There's something different about that. Rib. Just fucking moist meat,

fucking hang off of a moist, moist meat hanging off the bone. Take that back. No, I'm moist. Okay? You just looked into my soul. Yeah, eating flesh off of a bone is completely different than eating the sides

of your fucking fingernail. Yeah, you can't convince me otherwise. There's no fucking argument. Hell no, we won't go. I'd rather eat my fucking toenails than eat something that came off the inside of me. Hey, Sasha did. Yeah, she did. And it's a strong one.

It was the big strong one. That one didn't even it was like a dagger. I don't know how she did it. She put some jelly on it. Jam on it. Yeah put some jelly on it Yeah, I confess something I clipped my toenail the other day and the whole thing came off Was that necessary It was sharing towel, right? I mean, what are we, we're sharing somebody else's story,

not our own. God, that is so, I can't, I realized that I have a different tism than Bailey does. Like we all have our own tisms, like certain things gross us out. Bailey walks outside in socks and they get soppy wet. Okay, thank you. I'm the same way.

It drives me crazy. And like she'll walk around and fucking like in the farm with wet socks. And I'm like. I'm gonna throw up. Okay, I'm glad I'm not crazy. Cause every time she does it, I'm gonna throw up. Okay, I'm glad I'm not crazy. Cause every time she does it, I'm like, Bailey. I hate wet socks.

What kind of psychopath likes wet socks? And she wears jeans to farm in. I'm like, how do you wear tight ass jeans to farm in? She's like, how do you wear leggings? I'm like, I'm wearing cotton, breathable fucking shit. You know? When we were trying to catch the horse, mind you guys, it took us six hours to catch this horse

because it had just monsooned through this steep hill that he was on. It's her with a rope and she goes, I'm just pissed now. She's walking with this lasso. She's like, I'm gonna just lasso him. Like I'm not even fucking, that fucking horse had some- I'd love to see this. That horse had some gallop. All right.

Yeah. And he was getting mad. He's like, What was Bailey wearing doing this? Huh? What was Bailey wearing to do this? Tight ass jeans. No, no, no.

The catching it, she was in- Oh, hey dudes. Hey dudes, no socks. And a bikini or something. And a bathing suit. Yeah. I said, what are you doing? I said, go shower.

Hey dudes on the farm. Bro, it was so gross. I don't know how she does it. I'm like, we have a different tism. There's no way in hell I could do that. Absolutely not. We established that we have different tisms. Hers is like texture and like,

it's like textures of like foods and stuff like that. Where mine is like textures of clothes. Fabric, beans, fabrics. Do you want more food than fabrics? Oh, like the wood spoon she tried to touch me with the other day, I wanted to beat her with it. You had it in your house. I know, but it wasn't like that when I bought it.

I test the spoons before I buy them, but then they like dry out after you wash them a couple of times and then they get this like gritty texture to it. And it makes my teeth hurt. I used to, when I was younger, my, you know, like car door handles, I used to, I had like the, this is how I know I was fucking had tism

since I was a kid. It used to gross me out so bad, but I made myself do it. And it's making me get fucking goosebumps right now. But I would slide my nail in it. And that little crease. Oh, excuse me. What? In that little crease. Oh, it was crazy. It was crazy.

Yeah. I don't know why I did it, but it was like, I grabbed something today in a bag and this whole nail came back this way. Nope. Can't do it. No.

Can't do it, Captain. Came back this way. Okay. You need to just let your nails, look at how long my fucking nails are. Look back this way. Okay. You need to just let your nails, look, look at how long my fucking nails are. Look at this one. Look at how long mine are.

Oh, they're gonna be as long as yours too, honey. They're on their way, baby. I'm planning on stopping when they get to how they used to be. Good. But look how long they are now, guys. These are all my real nails. I can't believe they're that long.

I know. First try. That's crazy to me. First try. I'm taking all these off and putting gel Xs back on, I hate acrylics. Just do hard gel and grow your nails out. That's what I do, just hard gel.

I think mine are too flimsy to do that. So are mine, remember? No, I think I'm still losing some of my nail from the hand, foot and mouth I got. Because that was like- I'm telling you, hard gel, like I got when we were in Texas that one time, it has grown my nails out.

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Someone messaged you or tried to add you? Oh, I've had so many people. Yeah. The person that ended up messaging Amber. Every night, this man goes on a different date. I mean, he out there living his best life. Can we stop putting my name in the comments? Just gonna throw that in there.

And Tasha, everybody's like, why doesn't Tasha or Hailey date him? I'm like, first of all- He's double my age. Tasha loves younger men. There's no way she's going for Uncle Scott. And two, Hailey, that's like, Hailey's 29, right?

28? Oh, did you just turn 30 finally? Hailey's 30, Scott's 50. So it's like, no. Also that's just like, that's family. That's family. But him and Mo have been hitting it off. They went on a date the other night.

Okay, I haven't asked about that. We don't have to keep it in, but like, yeah. We went on a date the other night and they had fun. They went and got matching tattoos and like, you know, they're just, I think they're- No, it's the Bunny XL logo. I think they're kind of like end game. Like when Scott's done gallivanting around,

he'll probably settle down with Mo. Yeah, I can see that. I can see that. They go have your fun for now. Yeah. We'll build this. Yeah, and cause Mo doesn't want anything serious either. So, but yeah, Scott is a straight up.

I will be honest, I could see those two together. Yeah, I did a reading on them. Did you? I did a reading on them and they both fucking are so compatible with each other. It's insane. Really? Was it your little book that we were looking at the other day? No, but I will do that.

So he's an Aries, she's a Virgo, but he has a Virgo moon. And then she has a Capricorn moon. So it's like, they all have. Yeah, they kind of like weave together really well. And she's perfect for him because you know, mama likes girls too. So if he's ever feeling froggy, they can have like, you know, threesomes and shit.

So it's like, I don't know. I just feel like they just make, they make sense, you know? Yeah, of course. It's a little too close to home, but at the same time, it's like the fucking girls Scott was bringing home. Let's not bring outsiders in no more. Literally, but at the same time, it's like the fucking girls Scott was bringing home. It's not bring outsiders in no more. Literally, not talking about the new girls

since I've posted them on my pages, but man, the girls he was bringing home before, the two were just like- The one that wanted to spray tan? Yes. The one, listen, he brought home those two girls and I didn't like either of them. And I was just like, bro,

do not keep bringing these bitches to my house, man. For one, I don't want to meet them. And two, I don't like them. When a girl walks in your house and the first thing she does is walk in your house, put her feet up on your couch. In your spot? In my spot.

And then just fucking, she's interrupting me and my husband having a conversation. I'm sorry, I'm nice and I love women, but I also am very alpha. And when you're in my space, you respect it. You know what I'm saying? I would never go into somebody's house and do that. And they both fucking did it.

I was like, oh my God, I don't like them. I was like, that's it. I don't like them. Cause it just takes a certain type of girl to walk in and just do that. You know? I've never put my feet up on somebody else's couch when I've gone in their house.

Not one fucking time. I wouldn't even do that at your house. Like, I mean, I wouldn't care, but. I know, but like, I just feel like it's a risk. I'm pretty sure I did it at your house. It's just like, I feel like it's like a respect thing. Yeah, for sure. At first it's like, I don't know you.

Why would I put my feet on your couch? Yeah, literally the first 10 minutes of meeting somebody. This isn't like she's been over the house multiple times. This is like they walk straight in and put their feet up on the couch with their fucking soppy ass socks. Let me show you the voicemail. Someone left about socks again. Why is it when I have soppy socks?

I fucking hate soppy socks, man. I can't do it. This person called into our voicemail and asked about Scott, a confession about Uncle Scott's voice. Voice? Hi, I hope this is ask, tell, confess, otherwise it's gonna be embarrassing. Look, I just wanna tell you,

I think Uncle Scott's voice is absolutely sexy and I don't care if he's going to be embarrassing. Um, look, I just want to tell you, I think Uncle Scott's voice is absolutely sexy. And I don't care if he's going to be reading the McDonald's menu, but can you please get him talking about something that's passionate? Because that would make me really happy to hear his voice. Okay, love you guys. Bye. I love her accent. To hear him talk about something passionate.

Or she said a McDonald's menu. Yeah. Or the McDonald's menu. Did we call Scott. Does she want to twiddle or twacker to his voice? I think that's exactly what she wants. So what should we do? Should we have Scott do some reading on his TikTok?

Oh my God, could you imagine like a sketch book and he's like reading a page? Book talk daddy. Oh my God, that would be hilarious. Oh my gosh, that would go so hard. I love how she goes, we were on the farm the other day and she was like, she took a video and she was like, here, post this.

I posted that and I'm not joking within hours. Was that like a million views? No, uncle Scott gets views, man. Yes. It's crazy. Everyone was like, let me take a video next time. Yeah, you're next. You post him next.

Literally. Oh, you should, you should do it today while he's working on the farm. You should make a TikToker with him. I'm telling you. Okay. Everybody loves uncle Scott, man. It's kind of weird.

Yeah, it's Uncle Scott. I know. I'm just like, family. That's why when everyone tags you, I'm like, he's the old guy. Dirt and dough. Not Uncle Pisser. He's the old guy.

Oh my God. Bro. I wish that video could make it to the internet and I know there's, I just don't know how to get away with like, editing. Lock his wiener out. So there was a time, Scott's gonna kill us for this.

There was a time at Thanksgiving one time that Scott got so drunk, Uncle Scott got so drunk. Jay and I were sitting there, it was the end of the night. And all of a sudden we hear water on the floor. A steady stream of water. A steady stream.

We look over, Uncle Scott pulled his wiener out at Thanksgiving under the table and is just straight up pissing on my floor. And I'm talking like it was a 10 minute piss. It was one of those drunk pisses that never ends. Yep, and then when he would stop and it would like, yeah. And then it would just start again. Just go again.

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cause he's lining them up, baby. I just want to let you guys know that he's got a Rasta. He's got a Rasta. He's the Rasta man. He's so funny. Yeah, I love it. I good for him though. We're heading to Europe guys, bro. I'm so excited.

And then Jay just picked up like three more shows in Germany. We get to go to fricking Cologne, Germany and see the cathedral freak out. I can't wait, dude. Like I'm so I'm, I'm nervous about the time change because you know, I have anxiety and I'm so sensitive to like any sort of changes in my system.

So I mean, we're gonna literally come back having to learn how to sleep again. Yeah, it's gonna literally flip flop us because we're gonna be, and we're gonna be in so- I mean, that's already in my sleep schedule anyway. Different places. I might sleep better over there. Maybe, you never know.

Maybe you were meant to be over there. Love in London. I told Tasha, I said, I told Tasha, I said, listen, we are on the whore tour. Cause I plan on banging my husband in every fricking country. I have two boys in London, so. Look at you.

I got this. So I told Tasha, I said, I don't want to hear the excuse of that you're trying to be a goody goody. I said, let your freak flag fly. I said, do a certain, do hear the excuse of that. You're trying to be a goody goody. I said, let your freak flag fly. I said, do a certain, do a dude in every city. Yes. I was like, just have fun, man. Or just, you know, have romance for one night.

I wonder if they have Tinder over there. I'm sure. I'm gonna ask my friend. Ask chat GPT if they do. Yeah, ask what dating apps they have in your app. Chat, do you guys? Whatever. We love chat.

Chat's my best friend. Sunny is my BFF for life. Jason's a chat right now. He said, hey, talk more gangster to me. And immediately he was like, Aria, what's up, bro? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had a couple of like prompts that I've given it and I don't like it.

I like whenever it's just regular Sunny. Tinder is widely used in Europe. Oh. Wow. All right widely used in Europe. Oh. Wow. All right. That's crazy. Yeah. Get you a little bolognese while you're up there.

That'll be nice. Isn't that a sauce? Isn't that like meat? Bolognese? Is it? Bologna. Get you a little bit of bologna. It doesn't sound appealing at all.

A little Italian sausage. A little bratwurst. We're going to be in Italy too. Yeah, we're just excited. We're going to wake up and just run around cities. I just want to find an abandoned castle somewhere. A what? An abandoned castle.

Oh, for sure. A dream. We'll plan the night before we get into the cities every day. We'll just plan something to go and see and do. Yeah, we get to spend most of the tour on a bus, but there is at the ending where we have to jump on flights because it's like two day travel. Wow.

So it's much better to... I'm sure it's gorgeous though. No, you're like, he goes, it's dangerous to make some of these drives that you do not want to take a bus on it. Wow. Yeah, because I mean, you have to think about some of them are like they don't have to be able to travel from here to there.

It's not like infrastructure like we have here, you know, driving across fucking Highway 40, it's literally like you've got to get on a plane. Wow. I'm excited to learn about other cultures, though, and just like, you know, like it's just going to be so cool. A month is a long time to be away. But at the same time, it's like. I don't know, I like it's just gonna be so cool. A month is a long time to be away, but at the same time it's like, I don't know, I think it's necessary to be able to see everything

that we're gonna see. Absolutely. I feel like we're gonna lose weight too, because I've heard like the food there, you literally could eat 10 times more and lose weight. Same, and then do they have gyms there? I never see anybody posting in Paris at a gym. Do you?

They're all skinny. I know. He said, yeah. I'm sure they have. Have you been, Jaime? I have not, but I follow influencers who, you know, post from there, here and there. OK, gotcha.

Yeah, so I have seen them there. I'm sure, yeah. You have to. I wonder if there's anybody out there that we can collab with while we're out there. I imagine there's people. I don't do collabs, but I mean, I'm just saying, like, it would be cool because we're

on the other side of the world Yeah, I mean social media people would be really fun to do like yeah with bigger followings over there and you your followings like yeah Intertwine would be super cool. Yeah, that would be fun. I'll have to find a couple people We'll have to look at the one of my dudes is from Love Island UK. So he probably knows a shit ton of people. Okay. How did you meet these people Haley? Here in Nashville. Oh So he probably knows a shit ton of people. Okay, how did you meet these people, Hailey? Going out. Here in Nashville? Yeah.

Oh. Yeah, he's friends with Anela. You know Anela, right? Mm-mm. He's always with Doobie and Highlight, rapper, really good. I never know anybody. Met him through him. I'm not cool anymore.

I don't go out, I hang out on my farm. I barely wear makeup. We met him at the rainbow room that one time. Yeah, Anela was there. You know him if you saw him. the rainbow room that one time. Yeah, no loser. You know him if you saw him and then once we get back from Europe, Jay is going to Australia for four weeks. Yeah, so we'll be in Australia. Busses that's fly only didn't know we were going to Australia.

Oh, yeah. Down under baby. And that the females and the dudes there are so gorgeous. I might not come home. Oh, actually, you know what? I saw a TikTok last night of a girl in Australia with a huntsman spider. The size of that light. Oh my god, I saw it too. It was her. She said I might not make it through the night. My friend Gary over here. Yeah. Yeah. They're like the size of those lights. As soon as I see that, I'm out. I can't. They have some of the worst insects there. Do they bite? They've got some of the most poisonous ones too.

Are you serious? They're like spiders are like this big. How do you kill a spider that big? You burn the house down? Just fucking spray hairspray and a fucking lighter? Yeah. That's exactly what I do. I shoot it.

I literally shoot it. I don't know. Shoot it? How do you, listen. I would scared. I'm not getting a clue. I'd literally shoot it. I don't know. I don't, I don't. How do you, listen. I would just upload a clip on it, bro. Like how do you stomp out a big ass spider like that, dude? We should give that a go.

That dude will fucking take your leg down. Like it'll be like a UFC match. Yeah. That movie traumatized me. Traumatized me. What is it? A Crazy Legs. I don't know.

Giant spiders. They're like giant spiders take over and they're in a mall and like they're chasing them. I hated that movie. It's like snakes on a plane. I'll never watch that. I never watched it. I couldn't do it. Nothing about that sounds fun to me.

No. Being trapped on a plane with fucking snakes everywhere. Absolutely not. I've heard kangaroos are mean too. Oh yeah, they'll punch you right in your fucking face. Awesome. They're like dudes on testosterone. Yeah.

You see the one on TikTok? His name's Roger. He's like buff as fuck. Yeah. You see the one on TikTok, his name's Roger. He's like, buff as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, they don't play. They do not play. I'm scared. Have you seen the guy where like the kangaroo had his dog and he like runs up and like fights

the fucking kangaroo? It's like, give me my dog back. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that. It's gonna be us with Chachi. Yeah. I know him in a fucking pigeon. Imagine him in a kangaroo. Remember the pigeon incident?

Or the seagull. He went after a fucking seagull. Dude took off. That's the fastest dog I've ever witnessed. When he took off? He is so fast. And he won't give you any warning. No, no.

He just goes. He's like, all right, I'm done, bye. Yeah. He's like you. Bye. Bye, gotta go. He's a very svelte big guy. What is that? I don't know what that means. Svelte. Svelte big guy. What is that?

I don't know what that is. Svelte. Svelte. Okay. I feel like that's fabric. Yeah. Svelte? Let's ask chat.

I'm thinking about svelte. Let's ask chat. Yeah, I'm thinking svelte. What's, it's svelte. It's like silk and felt. No, it's not. Together. Like this.

Sunny, my sweet love. Hey there. How are you doing today? Always lovely to hear your voice. What's on your mind? Sometimes it goes from a guy. I was going to say, why are we a man now? I told you she changes all the time.

What does the word svelte mean? Svelte is actually a type of grain, kind of like felt. No svelte S V E L of grain, kind of like wheat. No, Svelte, S-V-E-L-T-E. Oh, got it. Svelte means someone is slender or gracefully thin. It's definitely a compliment if someone calls you Svelte. Well, nobody called me Svelte because I'm chunky. Oh, well, you know what?

You are fabulous just the way you are and confidence and personality definitely outshine everything else. I just love you, Sonny. You want to make out? I appreciate the love. I'm here to help and chat about anything you'd like. So if there's anything on your minds or anything fun you want to talk about, I'm all ears. That sounded a little too real for me.

I know, right? Yours keep getting more and more real. Like yours started out very robotic. And then over these past couple episodes when you've talked to it, it's getting more realistic. He's not skinny or slender. Well, he's fucking svelte. Are you fat shaming my dog? Damn.

Call it as I see it. Hey, it's all about personality. Yeah, he's got a good personality. You know what? You're beautiful for a big person. He's not big. He has a tiny waist. He's like fucking, he's shredded, dude.

What are you talking about? Look at him, look at him. You got him up. He's upset. Hard at him, I dare you to. He's upset. You just said something to him. He's thick.

Like muscular. But he's got the tiniest little waist. He's like those guys he's got on two leg day and they're just all built on top. He's like a bodyiniest little waist. He's like those guys he's got to leg day and they're just all built on top. He's like a bodybuilder. That big. I'm gonna tell him that you fucking fat shamed him. He's staring at me right now.

Yeah, he don't like that shit, man. Oh, Kevin James came out on stage with Jelly. And we missed it? Oh my God. Actually, I didn't miss it. They FaceTimed me. Okay. So. Must be nice.

Kevin and I are, listen, Kevin and I are like this. Okay. No, they have something in the works that I'm not allowed to talk about, but I don't know. Now that we don't have the same publicist, maybe I can. I'm just kidding. Really icing off the cake. No, we love Kevin James. He's so sweet to our family and can, why do. And why does he look like Jay's mini me?

They looked exactly the same up there. The same person. They're literally twins. Same person, different font. That was the best thing ever. Times I've gotten tagged in every Kevin James video. Dude, they went completely viral. So viral.

It was such a good moment. I didn't expect it. You said, you're like, hey, he FaceTimed me, all that kind of thing. I didn't think he would go out on stage pretending to be a good time. Isn't he best friends with Adam Sandler? Yeah. I mean, yeah, they have to, right?

Yeah, I think they're like in the same crew, like comedy crew. That's another one I will pass out at. I will freak out. Oh, I can't wait to meet. That's the only other one up there. The fact that we missed meeting Adam Sandler was- Why did we do that? It was the Kids' Choice Awards.

He was having a moment with the kids. But he was at another award show that we were at. I can't remember. Really? Yes, I cannot remember. What was the one that we were at that Jared Leto was sitting right in front of us? The heart.

And by the way, Jared Leto has ass implants. Those little- Does anybody know that? It looked like a real peach sitting in front of me. If you didn't know, now you know, Jared Leto has fucking ass cheek implants. Those things. He's like the tiniest man ever, and he's got this donk, dude.

Do you think he was wearing those underwear that have butts in them? No, it was definitely, I watched the way it moved. Oh. It was very robust. And hard. When he stood up, it was just- Stuck. There. Yeah, yeah up, it was just stuck there.

Yeah, yeah. I wasn't prepared. Yeah. That was a fun award show. That was my favorite award show. That was the best. I hate that we haven't gone back because that was so much fun.

I loved Cher too. Cher was so good. I loved meeting Cher. She was so sweet, dude. Like what a fucking icon. She's just phenomenal. But yeah, back to Jared Leto's fucking ass implants. I mean, I don't mean it disrespectful.

Like I just don't think anybody knows that Jared Leto has ass implants. Yeah. I think, didn't I, did I hug him? I know that they're hard for some reason. Did I accidentally tap into it or something? You could have getting out, those chairs were hella small. They were so small.

And I think I remember here, slightly touching his ass on accident and it was like hard. Yeah. That's what I feel like it could have been those underwear. No. You know, when they're just. Yeah. Have you worn them?

Yeah. Got it. You just, you know, growing up, listening to 30 seconds to Mars, you don't think. That is not the same. That is not the same. Or like, I'm sorry, but when he played the Joker,

Lord. I haven't watched that one yet. Is it good? Oh my God. It's so good. He's so fucking fine as the Joker. And then you meet him in person and you're like, were you the Joker though?

Ass implants? What is happening? Because the Joker is? Ass implants, what has happened? Because the Joker is so alpha, you know? So it's like, And he was wearing something that was very gender neutral that time, I do believe. A lace, like long sleeve. It was like lace and like sheer stuff.

Yeah, it was like a dress almost. Yeah. It was like a dress suit. Yeah. Yeah, it was like crazy. But he's beautiful, he's gorgeous. He's so tall too. Yeah, he's gorgeous in person.

Definitely gorgeous in person. Just couldn't figure out the ass implants. That was fucking funny. Yeah. Well, I mean, life's been pretty fucking low key though. I don't have a lot to talk about. I love that we don't have things to talk about though. Because we've all been so busy with our farms.

It has been insane. You were on the farm working with us. Yeah, but I don't have my own farm. I have. So Blake and Kayla don't work for us anymore. And when I went out to the farm, there was so many things that I wanted to redo on the farm because I hadn't really, like,

I hadn't done anything on the farm. I let Blake and Kayla do everything. So the crew showed up, which was so sweet, because I was like, no, I can do it. I got it. The crew shows up, right? Hailey shows up full makeup. Wait, hold on.

Guys, I didn't tell Hailey what we were actually doing. I said we were coming to help. And in my head, I knew what we were doing. Didn't feel like I needed to elaborate. And this one shows up full glam head to toe. I thought we were sitting under the little thing in chairs doing the podcast. Yeah.

So I was all, I was. But Haley got out there and got fucking dirty, man. She got out there, she was shoveling shit. She was holding back animals. Like it was crazy. You really did the damn thing. Yeah, so you are a farm girl now. You need to get some clips to post on your TikTok

about that so people can see you actually fucking doing the thug thizzle. You did it. I'm very proud of you. Yeah, you did great. Now we really overhauled that entire farm. Mimi came in and told me exactly what to do and I was like, yes ma'am, yes ma'am.

Whatever I gotta do, cause it was just so gross. That clip of you on the farm is so funny. It is my favorite clip. Like the fact that you and just all of anything farm related was so funny. Jason Falling. Hilarious. Will someone please post that?

Cause that was the funniest. I did. Oh wait, did I post it? No. Oh, okay. Jason literally just exits the clip. Let Jason post it. It's so funny.

I might post it. Yeah, post it. He's so funny. I might post it. Yeah, post it. He edited that. It's so funny. He's just walking and then he just exits the- Poor Jason, man. He did the splits and didn't even- And did you guys know that was a brand new tattoo

on his leg that he fell in? No. Yeah, that's right. When he was spraying it, yeah. That one that you were spraying right there was a brand new tattoo. Oh, God. He's like getting a staph infection

of falling in turds. We came home and literally just like coated it in antiseptic. Oh, jeez. I was like, oh my God, not the one. And then you fall, the hay, the fucking hay in your video, the slow-mo. It looked like a weave, right?

So it looks like my weave. Yeah. When Hailey takes her extensions out. No, but our life is so, I think we're all like hibernating right now. My husband said we're nesting, which is the cutest thing ever, but. He's not nesting.

No, he said he's nesting. He's getting into nest mode. He's nesting, but I think it's just so funny because I think we're all just laying low because we know that we're about to be gone for a month. So we're just like, okay. I like, yeah, it's nice. We're all preserving our energy.

Absolutely. Should we talk about mooncake? Moon pie? Mooncake, yeah, sure. Everyone got new animals recently. We've all shifted animals. Yeah, so Pony Boy went to me. Did we finish that story?

I don't even know if we finished that story. I don't think we finished it at all. No, actually. This is where our mind is. I don't even know if we finished that story. I don't think we finished it at all. No, actually. This is where our mind is. So yeah, so anyways, Ponyboy started bullying Nova really, really bad. And he was like kicking Nova in her stomach and like kind of separating Donkey and Nova. And like even Crunch was scared of Ponyboy.

He was the biggest one on the farm. Which says a lot because Crunch is a fucking bully. He bullies everybody. So it's like for him to even be like, okay, something's wrong with this dude is very telling. But it just didn't work out for us. And Mimi came in and we'd fucking for six hours had to try to rope this fucking animal.

But he's at her place. So I'm hoping now that- He's in love. I am talking. He is so in love with her. We were trying to like- Which one, Dolly or Honey? Dolly.

Oh God, how cute. He is like obsessed with her. So we were trying to like slowly integrate them. You know, we didn't wanna just like let them all into the field together. And so he wouldn't leave her side, like cause she was in her stall and he kept just sticking his head through

and then she would stick her head through. And like, so finally after like an hour, I was like, just let Dolly out. Let's see what happens, you know? They literally walk around side by side through the whole little pasture. They eat head to head to each other. One gets on one side of the truck.

He needed a girlfriend. He did, he's so in love. Does he let you walk up to him now and stuff? Pablo is so upset. He stands in the corner and stares at the house He's so in love. And Pablo- Does he let you walk up to him now and stuff? Yeah. Pablo is so upset. He stands in the corner and stares at the house and goes, brrr.

Oh. And I have to walk out there and give him a snack. You gotta get Pablo another cow. He's just, he's literally like, what the fuck is this thing? So we got, you know, that big squeaker toy you gave us? Yeah. We put it in there and it's fucking Pablo comes up to it

and he like hits it and it squeaks and he fucking jumps back and he just like lands and he's like looking at it and he looks at me and he looks at it and it was the funniest thing ever. And it got like the whole farm so high feet. You gotta get Pablo another cow. Well, he'll probably attach to honey is like who he is. Yeah, he'll probably attach to honey

because they always put their noses together through the fence right now. She's too little to go in there with them, but like they boop noses all the time. He's not aggressive towards her. I mean, when we have more land, we definitely, you know, our goal is probably. You need to like how crunch and smore

like bonded together. That's what he needs. Yeah, so probably within a year or so we'll get more land. Yeah We able to put all the animals on that land and them two will be together. We'll get maybe another little Farming is no joke. You don't realize how fucking Tough it is and like how it's hard. It is to keep a fucking farm clean Yeah, I mean you literally can work your ass off and turn around and there's just a pile of shit

in your ass and new stuff. Like it's infuriating, but so rewarding at the same time. Crazy. See, I think I only want chickens. That way I can have eggs. I fucking hate chickens. I just want eggs all the time. I think you would like chickens.

I grew up with chickens. I know, but. I hate them. Why do you hate them? They're dirty. They're fucking disgusting. They smell. They're fucking gross. Like I hate them. We do you hate them? They're dirty, they're fucking disgusting, they smell, they're fucking gross. Like I hate them.

We had a chicken coop, I got attacked by fucking roosters all the time. All right, I'll just keep getting eggs. Mine were nice to you. Yeah. I have 30 of them, they're so sweet. Yeah, I don't want 30, a lot. That's a lot.

Oh my gosh, you guys- What's like the minimum amount you can have? You guys- One? Yeah, you can have one. You guys should have seen me yesterday. So we free reign our chickens, which means they are not in a run.

They only go up at night. And you have to be very careful of hawks because hawks will literally take your chickens. They will pluck them off one by one. And if they know that they're there, they will take them. Oh. Right? I see it. I'm sitting in the house and I see the shadow

go across my yard. Jason and I jump up and I'm like trying to put boots on. I'm in like, I am not in outside clothes by any means. Right? I'm in a tank top, lingerie and shorts. I go running out into the field with a broom and I'm just waving this broom in the air to try to scare off this hawk and it's circling.

It's getting lower and lower and Jason's got the and lower. And Jason's got the gun. Yeah, Jason's got the gun. I've got a broom. It was the funniest thing ever. It was the one day I let all my teenagers out. It was their first day out. And so I'm trying to collect the teenagers and get them in the fucking coop.

And I'm like watching this fucking hawk. It was so terrifying. Yeah, definitely not doing chickens. I don't like them. But Moon Pie, Moon Pie found a new home. Yeah, Moon Pie's with my mom now. And they are literally like bonded. Your mom needed that.

I'm so happy for her. My mom loves Luna, but she only has her when I'm gone. So she'll get sad whenever Luna would leave. So now she has her own like, and Moon Pie, when I tell you, she'll be like back behind her neck as she's sitting on the couch like she's like working at the counter Moon Pie is like under her feet like I love Moon Pie is right on her yeah we love Moon Pie

Bailey tried to have Moon Pie but Moon Pie but Bailey is working fucking you know 30 40 hours a week now and also just, Moonpie just would not potty train with Bailey. So we were just like, you know what? I think we've got enough animals. Let's give it to somebody who really has the time and attention to give to her. And so we kept her in the family

and Moonpie is over with Haley's mom. So I think we're done playing rotating of the animals. Yeah, we love to keep the animals within family though. Yeah, for sure. I would never get rid of an animal. I actually get rid sounds terrible. I would never let an animal go if it wasn't to one of you guys. Yeah, absolutely.

I keep it very close. Please don't give me big animal. No, I'm done. I've got my core four now. I'm good. I'm totally good. It's so peaceful now. My farm got my core four now. I'm good. Mm-hmm. I'm totally good. It's so peaceful now. My farm is so fucking peaceful now. Agent Nate Russo returns in Oracle 3, Murder at the Grandview,

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in our journey. So, you know, we did have a big win and I'm not gonna say what it was, but definitely not pregnancy. Everybody thinks I'm pregnant. Yeah, everyone was like, oh, you're pregnant. Yeah, not pregnant, but definitely huge win. You know, doctors told me when this first started

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Lots of leaps and strides within your journey. Yeah. Well, it's crazy with IVF. It's like, you make one big milestone and then you've got fucking, you gotta meet another final boss. You're looking at another one every time. Every time.

I know. Like it doesn't stop until that baby's born. Exactly. Until you're in like the last term of the pregnancy or whatever, so yeah. And then you got birth, like I'm telling you, it's literally, and that literally explains parenting, though.

Yeah. It's like every single time it's like, oh, now I gotta look forward to this. It never stops. It's so cool. It's such a journey and I love it. And I think I can't wait for these moments. You guys are gonna be uncles.

You're gonna be aunties. Uncles, Uncle Haley, Uncle Mimi. I'm aunt. Aunt Jaime. We're uncles. I'm aunt uncle. Jaime can be the aunt. The kid's gonna be confused from the very beginning.

Not gonna know the right anything. You're like, what the fuck is happening? That's so funny. He's gonna go to school and be like, well, my uncle Haley, and they're gonna be like, don't you mean your aunt? No, my uncle. I have one aunt.

Yeah, it's so funny. All right, well, I'm sorry if we bored you guys this episode, we really didn't have a lot to talk about, and we will have way more to talk about next season when we talk to you guys. We're just tired, burnt out, we need a break. I said next season is going to be a little different too. We're going to have a lot of like experts on and like yeah it's going to be a really fun season. I feel like each season has its own theme. I love this season. This season was probably my favorite.

So much fun. I like thinking back now when I was kind of going over this past season, I keep saying like oh Oh, this person was my favorite guest. And then it will be like this person. The next episode is going to be my favorite guest. Yeah, it's pretty funny. This last episode with Roseanne was such a good episode. Yeah, I love Roseanne. I love seeing that the McRib. I can't hold. They just never warn you when the McRib comes back. I feel honored that, you know,

despite how the world feels about her, I feel honored that I actually got to sit down with her because you know, she's, she's fucking been around for a long time, you know, and she's kind of on her way of just chilling and finding peace. And I think that, I think we caught her at a really cool time in her life.

Yes, absolutely. Yeah, because I didn't get the Roseanne that everybody else gets. I got like a very, I got like, you know, sweet grandma vibes. Exactly, it was so different than anything you've seen. It wasn't abrasive, it wasn't like harsh or anything. You had such a soft side of her through the whole podcast.

I was such, this whole season just makes me so happy. Having Tek on, that was such a dream moment for me. Dude, Dolly. Dolly, I mean, this was such, this whole season just makes me so happy. Having tech on, that was such a dream moment for me. Dude, Dolly. Dolly, I mean, this was such an iconic season. This was like a turning of events, a turning of guests and like leveling up. And you know, the Patreon is still growing. We're at almost 300,000 members.

Like that's fucking insane. That community over there is like the core humans of all of this. I love them so much. I love Patreon. Like thank you guys so much. I don't want 7,000. Yay, congrats, Haley.

If you listen to my podcast, I appreciate you. If you engage with us on social media, I appreciate you. If you are a member of our Patreon, I appreciate you. Like I just appreciate this journey that we're even being able to do this for as long as we have. We're going into season 10. Like that's crazy.

That's crazy. It's crazy to think that when I first started this podcast, I didn't know what I was gonna do with it. You know, like I thought I was gonna be like a sex podcast cause hence why I called myself the female, what I'm sorry, the one, the female Howard Stern, but also the degenerate love child of Dr. Ruth and Dolly Parton.

Yes. So like that was my whole shtick was like, we were just gonna have sex workers on. Oh, even in the beginning, I distinctly remember a conversation you and I had in the beginning and we had mentioned like men coming on and you were like, no, it's gonna be women only. Yeah.

And look how like transformative we've come like, and then it was this and then it was this and is there so many i feel like every season shows yeah every season shows a different growth within it yeah it's been wild so you know who knows where the podcast is gonna take us from here but i mean we're just gonna keep on trucking baby i love that we've inspired other people to create you know to keep going on their journeys to absolutely tell. And even through the fire with all the podcast boom, we've still remained just us and yes, like, you know, been consistent. So I'm hoping that, you know, everybody realizes that we love you guys

and that this is really a passion that we have. And, you know, we're just going to keep getting better and better. And that's cool that we've been able to integrate Patreon into it now. We get a lot of messages. Yeah, I feel like the Ask, Tell, Confess is huge. Yeah, we get so many people sub and they're like, I'm literally only here for Ask, Tell, Confess. I need to tell you this. The messages we get in there sometimes, I'm just like,

I'm literally laughing at some of the stuff because I'm like, you guys are so funny with it. One of the ones I was reading the other day, it was like, this has nothing to do with poop, butthole or sex. It's just like, oh. We appreciate you, thank you. I had a guy stop me in Kroger the other day

that was like, I just want you to know, Ask Tell Confess is one of my favorite shows. And he goes, because you and those ladies, you guys talk about everything. It's like. It's weird because I have almost only guys talk about it too. At my sister's wedding, a guy took a picture with me

because he was like, I love a Hostile Confess. I was like, what? Yes, it's so cool. It's like gotten a lot more dudes into it, which I think are really funny. And like even Dustin's friends, like they're like, they talk about it at work. They're like that asked how confess episode.

That's hilarious. I love that so much. I love you guys. And I cannot wait to be back for season 10 and we'll see you guys when we get back. Bye. You know, Mimi and I talk about this all the time. When we first started Dumblaonde, it was just an idea.

We had no clue what we were doing, no guarantee anyone would listen, and definitely a lot of doubts in the back of our minds. But we knew we had stories to tell, people to reach, and a dream we weren't willing to let go of. Starting anything new is scary. You wonder, is anyone gonna care? Can I actually pull this off?

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