Dumb Blonde - Dr. Felix: Sex Talk

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

The doc is back! Bunnie welcomes back the highly requested Dr. Cherise Felix, MD. to give an update on all the offerings at her Service Station including injections for men and beautiful buttholes. Dr. Felix answers some of your most detailed questions about women's parts, liposuction, and advice on sexual health. Bunnie talks about getting work done and how she is now climbing the top of her sexual peak!  "Surgery is not the whole answer."  - Bunnie  "I feel like vaginas can take a beating." - Bunnie    Dr. Felix: cherisefelixmd.com   Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Dude, that is fucking iconic. What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. The motherfucking doctor is in. So happy to be back. Dude, Doc Felix is back in the house. I'm so excited to have you here. Thanks for asking me to come back.

Dude, I want you here all the time. Like you are literally one of the most requested guests. When people found out that you were coming on, my inbox was just flooded. They were so excited. That's awesome. I can't wait to hear the questions this time. Dude, what have you been up to? So let me thank you.

Last time you were here was probably around October, November of 2019. It's been a while. It's been a whole, yeah, it's been a minute. You have grown so much. I have. Where do we begin? So you change locations. You own a service station.

The service station by Felix. That's right. And it's still officially called Providence obstetrics and gynecology I am not delivering babies anymore I am still doing gynecology and we just have a DBA for the spa side but we're in one location we found a beautiful location in Brentwood we moved from Smyrna to Nolensville during the pandemic we hunkered down in lux salon suites which was a really good fit for us at the time um but it didn't take very long as soon as as

things started opening back up we needed more space yeah we needed our own so now we have our own um we're at 7909 concord hills drive you're literally right down the fucking street for me yeah yeah i'm so close to starbucks i, oh, you're right there. Yes, right there. Oh my god, literally, you're fucking five minutes from my house. Yeah. Dude, I can wake up and just go get shit done. Yes, come get shit done. I'm excited. We have, um, two. I've been watching from afar. I'm just like, okay, taking notes of everything you're doing. Oh my gosh, we've had so much change too, so you probably, I'm sure if you kind of just watch our feed, you're probably like, all right, here they go again. But it's been an upgrade every single time.

Yeah. You know, we've got new staff. We've got new technology. Like, it just, it's nice to see the practice, even though there's been a lot of change, it's been growth. Yeah. Instead of it just being changed because we're getting knocked around by pandemics and changes and things like that. We've been able to rally and grow and learn and still service the community yeah the growth has been phenomenal to watch so what are some things that you're doing now that you're offering that you

weren't offering last time you were here because she is a doctor she does look at hootenannies she does all that stuff i do i do doesn't deliver babies though um now you guys have like branched off though and you're you like have a whole aesthetics type thing now too right actually the aesthetics part is probably growing faster than the gyn part and that that's always been a big shock for me because when you're in health care and you're dependent on insurance companies and all that stuff like you're struggling you're in the fight with your patients trying to get things covered and then like two years later they show up with like a lot of cash yeah and they're like okay so i know i've got this balance from my hysterectomy but i'm gonna need you to suck this fat out and make it tight it's crazy to me that more women care

about their looks than their pussy but i'll tell you i'll tell you what though it's been a blessing because as i'm doing liposuction or as i'm working on faces it never fails somebody will be like uh so you're a gynecologist yeah yes ma'am i am well since you're down there yeah i want to go dumpster diving so what does it mean when that awesome. So you're doing lipo now. I'm doing liposuction and still the skin tightening part. So whenever we say body tight, it includes liposuction. But then I started just doing liposuction just to sort of do touch ups for people that have had, you know, prior tummy tucks before other liposuction or they've had tightening procedures. They don't need it.

We've also branched out and we do larger bmis than most plastic surgeons do um so we do it in a staged procedure instead of you going and going to sleep and then waking up and you know you look like you've been to miami or you look like you yeah which is awesome i I've been to Vegas. I want to go, but listen, not to interrupt you, but, um, I feel like women I'm going through this right now. And I don't think I've ever shared this like publicly. I, everybody knows I've had my body done and, um, I had a high def vaster lipo and I had fat transfer to my ass six years ago. It has been a fucking battle to lose weight i have been i did the 12-week program like i told you i lost eight pounds and i'm tightening up you know but let me tell you something it has been fucking hard and i think what girls don't realize is surgery is not a fucking the it's not

an answer like you it's not the whole answer it helps you look beautiful right away but you have to maintain it. You really do. It's not, it's not the easy way out. Like the recovery is really hard. You still have to be dedicated. Like a lot of times people don't want to take care of themselves as much as it's required. So even if it's a post-op, you know, you're taking care of yourself post-op from liposuction, like I'm only going to do so much. And I have larger women come in and they're like, we'll just work on the belly. I'm like, all right, I'm just going to do so much and I have larger women come in and they're like would just work on the belly I'm like all right I'm just gonna work on your belly but then there's the sides and there's the back and the arms and it's gonna be an it's a never-ending thing so if you're they're not in it with me they're not gonna be happy like they have to be doing the work

absolutely as well like it just works better that way unless they're only worried about the belly yeah I couldn't agree more but like dude losing fat around my ass since I've had fat transfer, holy shit. Fat transfer actually gave me more dimples to fucking have to work with. Like my body loves fat. You know, some people's bodies don't love fat. Mine was like, give me all the fat. You kept all yours. Oh, I kept it all. Bitch can't even lose it on this fucking, I'm on a cut right now and I'm still fucking holding on to fat. It's crazy. So you do lipo. What else? What are some other things that you do?

We've had real, I've seen a pretty good uptick in the vaginal rejuvenation and actually wives bringing their husbands in because we do PRP therapy. So we've been doing injections, you know, like in the penis to help with sensation and regeneration. And does that hurt? What's the pain level of that? It does. Like, you got to have your mind right.

But let me tell you something. You don't numb the dick? I numb it. Oh. But I'm not numbing it any more than I numb a vagina. I feel like vaginas can take a beating, you know? Can't they, though? And dicks are like, you flick it, and they're like, oh.

I know, like, oh, my God, the air rushed by. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The air's too cold it's a bit brisk in here you know like that's that's how i feel like vaginas man we can get punched in our cunt and be fine right fucking dudes like literally are just babies i have literally been in all the way up to my elbow in a vagina both me and the patient are shocked like holy shit you see how far i don't look how far I... Don't look down here anymore. Just don't look down here.

Oh, my God. Is that when they're giving birth or was this for fun? Oh, no, not for fun. Okay. Because, you know, some girls do that. I know. But the delivery thing has ruined that part. Like, I'm not doing that.

I'm me either. That's why I haven't had kids. Fuck that. I'm not doing that. My pussy hole does not need to be bigger than my head. It doesn't need to be that big. I mean, unless you want it that way. Let me just kids. Fuck that. My pussy hole does not need to be bigger than my head. It doesn't need to be that big. I mean, unless you want it that way. Let me just back up on that.

I'm not judgmental unless it comes to me. I will judge the shit out of myself. Dude, I'm the same way. Swear to God, same way. Okay, so I keep interrupting you. But what else? Besides the dick injections. You say dick and I'm like, where?

What? Where? Where's the dick? I get so excited. I know. I'm like, why is it here the dick I get so excited I know I'm like why is it here you know because I don't have a ton of experience with that professionally oh I do um we've started doing some hands-free remodeling so we're working with cryo and contour down the street Dr. Poe she comes down she's a family practice physician and she comes in once a week and so she has a primary care clinic that she runs at the service station.

And then we have a machine that we're trying to push out there. It's a really good company, SignShore, TipShore, Envy. I think I actually went to meet Dr. Poe. Oh, did you? Yeah, to see what she had to do. And she pretty much told me I just need to eat right. Well, that's what i like and so i try to pair pair up her strength she was right though yeah like if you put those things together you know oh my gosh because the other thing is

you know i'll be doing liposuction on somebody and they'll start asking me questions all right doc what do i do after this what do i need to do about my diet well work bitch okay you know what i've got surgery in five minutes but dr poe has got this down to a science no she really does um we started doing more hormone replacement therapy so we've been doing pellets um so you know a lot of people are starting to experience you know dips in their in their sex drive or in um their interest in sex, energy wise, memory loss, things like that, that all go along with memory loss. Yes.

I never knew that. Sleep quality, irritability. It doesn't have to just be like hot flashes and, you know, in mood swings. But when does a woman really enter into, what is it? Menopause? So asking for myself because I'm 41 and i'm horny as shit that's so so okay so you're you're you're entering in your peak and my puss is fucking wetter than like throbbing like it's a problem i'm horny like it's bad like can we fuck after

this dr felix i'm fucking horny no ask mimi everywhere we go i'm like fucking it's disgusting i'm like a fucking teenage boy right now i know it i think it's unfair that it happens for women later than it happens for men but if it happened at the same time like the population would be off the chain oh and my husband is like opposite of me right not horny men are different men are different they they really are they they hit their their peak early and you know they they dip down when we're when we're starting to be on an uneven keel right now literally i can only fuck myself so much no i get sick of it too i'm like you know what i'm done yeah like i need to just be held and banged really fucking hard and then i'm fine that's all i need maybe just once

a month give me a good old fucking passionate heave ho. And I'm fucking ready. I'd be all right. That's who my head's starting to hurt. Okay. So when does, when do women usually enter menopause? So there, I need to differentiate between menopause and perimenopause. So perimenopause, that tends to be the time of most unrest. Like you're most uncomfortable. Like, you know know your surges are

high your sex drive might be high during those perimenopausal years um emotional changes but menopause itself things sort of start to level out and you enter menopause after you've had 12 full months without a period oh i can't wait i want a fucking hysterectomy so bad everybody thinks i'm crazy but i'm like i I already talked to my other doctor about it. And she's like, girl, if you want it, I'll give it to you. Because I have literally ruthless periods. I have to fucking plan my entire life around my periods. And I cramp for about 10 days.

So did she talk to you about an endometrial ablation? No. I've never been diagnosed with endometriosis, but I think it's quite possible. So an endometrial ablation is a procedure you can have, and it gives you all the benefit of a hysterectomy without the invasiveness of a hysterectomy. So it doesn't affect your hormone levels at all, but it just destroys the functional lining of the uterus, so the inside of the uterus. So you're left with all your parts.

It's an outpatient procedure. Some people do it in their office. I'm one of the uterus. So you're left with all your parts. It's an outpatient procedure. Some people do it in their office. I'm one of them. Yeah. So you can do an endometrial ablation and then you keep all your hormone levels natural. You know, just whatever your body is dictating or whatever your genetics dictate. Do you still have a period on it? Nope.

And so without that period. Can I come in on Monday? So without that period, there tends to be no cramping. Right. And it tends to make the quality of life a lot easier. I'm not going to grow a mustache afterwards, am I? No, because there's no hormonal changes. So if you had a hysterectomy, if you left the ovaries behind, then you get the same benefit, right?

But it's just a bit different, you know, recovery and invasiveness. But a robotic hysterectomy is an outpatient procedure as well. So you could always go in and just have the uterus removed leave your ovaries so that you can still have the hormone that you need for your sleep quality i'm just gonna start coming to you and just letting you fucking do everything because nobody fucking tells me all the good shit like you do you just you're really real and that's what i love about you i feel like that's why i have the patient following that i have and the wait time is because we sit and we talk and, you know, I need to know these things and they hit me up on Facebook and I try to, I try to reply.

You're very accessible for a doctor. Most doctors are not accessible. I know. Isn't that a problem? It's a problem. So what else, um, you know, can we tell them about the service station? Like if somebody wanted to come to you and just fucking spend a day there, what could they do? So, um, cause I'm coming, we have asking for myself. We have I've hired two amazing estheticians. There's Marie and there's Karen. We are they're both PCA skin certified. So they have been together coming up with their with protocols for things.

So it depends on your goal. So it's one of those places you can walk in and you say, you know i i feel like my skin's not you know not shiny enough it's really dull or you just sort of walk in and just talk to them and they can or me and we can tell you you know recommend some procedures or services it doesn't have to be a procedure we carry pca skin line it's a medical grade skincare skincare line so if you don't want to have a lot of procedures then you can get the skincare line so that you can just do it yourself at home right um so let's see pellets you're doing the neck tight stuff neck tight that's on the body tight spectrum so i know you're upset about she's gonna do a consultation so for everybody who wants

to know i'm getting i'm fucking almost 42 years old i'm getting shit done and i'm gonna bring you guys along with me because one of the things i always do is keep it real with you guys so you guys can see what's going on so um doc is going to do some sort of treatment for me um we don't know which one yet she's gonna do a consult while we're on the podcast today of my neck because yeah when we do this things change it didn't used to do that though when I was 23 I could go like this and not have anything and now like I laugh and it bullfrogs out and it just fucking I hate it okay she's like she's gonna make me do something so, you know what I was thinking? Do you think, so you don't think I need neck tight?

So with neck tight, it's just like body tight. We're going to be depositing radio frequency energy underneath the skin. So there's going to be incisions made. They're small, one under the chin. There's a few behind the ear. And then we tighten up all the skin here. All right. And suction out the fat.

So if you can pinch and there's a fair amount of fat and there's not on you there's skin there's skin but there's not there's not like a fat pad right so if you just have loose skin then you can tighten it with external radio frequency energy like fractura or temperature envy and that um that's pretty intense that takes a couple sessions um it's intense as in what do you mean as in that shit works yes well i'm fucking coming in and then you don't have scars from that so for you in particular you know if i just if i just saw you like that and you weren't moving then i would say sure neck tight because that's going to give the most bang for the buck.

Right. But once you start touching it, if it's not solid fat under there, then you don't want to hollow it out. Because if you take out a thin layer of fat, then you've got old saggy skin. I don't want that either. They all know. I'll fucking duct tape my neck. See what I'm talking about? Then you would not be happy with me, right?

I mean, we'll just have to cut it out. I'll just be like, look, dog, if I can, if it's hanging, I'm not kidding. Listen, I am crazy. I will fucking duct tape, fucking stuff, whatever taxidermy, my ass, whatever I got to do to just preserve myself. I've done that to my breasts. They look really nice. Thank you. Well, I'm so excited to have you back and so were people on the podcast they have been waiting to get some questions answered and are you feeling up to answering a few questions i am i'm ready all right cool let me put the bifocals on because i'm blind as shit and let's see what we got going on here hold on a second what can i do to ease my symptoms of pmdd it's terrible okay so a pmdd first of all that is premenstrual dysphoric disorder so that is really really intense premenstrual syndrome i had it

disorder. So that is really, really intense premenstrual syndrome. I had it. So there are a couple of ways you can handle it. You can handle it, you know, just with pharmaceutical grade medication. There's something called Seraphim. You can take that two weeks out of the month, or you can do a mini dose. Like I'm going to use the word microdose. I love microdosing. I just had to say that. Or you can take a lesser dose, a half dose every day of the month. Because for some people like me, it would be hard for me to think two weeks before my period is going to start and think, oh, I should take that pill right now. Right. But it's a sub-therapeutic dose of Prozac. So if you Google it and then you see that it's Prozac, there's going to be a lot of negativity around it

because Prozac had a lot of negative connotation associated with it back in the 70s and 80s, in the early 90s. I remember when I was younger, if you were on Prozac, you were considered crazy. But Prozac is an amazing, it's an amazing drug. It's just one of those old tried and true medications. It's not going to kill your sex drive, which is a huge consideration when you start talking about taking medications that are going to alter, you know, your brain chemistry. Yeah. And especially at my age, you know, I don't need anything getting in the way of my sex drive at all. She's like, I like my hootenanny wet and dripping. I would love for that to happen. So it's one of those medications that you can dose really lightly to sort of

help keep the emotional dips from being as low. But because it's such a small dose, you don't have to worry about it flattening you out. And that's the other, that's the flip side of an antidepressant is if it's going to keep you from getting very, you know, emotionally low, then it's, it also has potential to keep you from experiencing those emotional highs that we love. So a low dose, something like Seraphim or just a really small dose of generic Prozac, if you don't have really great insurance and you can help, help with that. There's also a lot of data around Delta, Delta eight, Delta nine CBD. So there's all sorts of shit. She loves it. There are all sorts of, um, other like, you know, homeopathic remedies that she can, that's what I did. So I, I'm self-diagnosed

cause I know everything, but I literally, I know for a fact I had a PMDD and that's honestly what kind of sent me on this journey that I've been on the spiritual journey that has led me to microdosing. But I got on a really good vitamin regimen and I'm telling you, it changed my fucking life. Like it was, I mean, I went from the L methylfolate to fucking, you know, now I take a standard process vitamins and I micro dose twice now. And I've noticed a huge fucking difference in my whole demeanor. I mean, you can even ask Mimi, Mimi's been microdosing too. Um, but yeah, I feel like, you know, whatever works for somebody, you know, some people, the vitamins don't work and they need a little extra kick, which is fine. And that's, you know, if that's what people need to do, do whatever it takes to make you feel better,

but don't sit and suffer. Yeah. Yeah. And especially out of fear. And so, you know, since, since people have access to me so, you know, since, since people have access to me here, you know, we do telehealth appointments and things like that. So if there are people that are not local that want to have, you know, time to talk, then they can absolutely schedule a telehealth appointment. We can kind of work our way through it. I'd offer them Thursday evenings from six to seven and then sometimes on Tuesdays, but I'm usually my face-to-face patients yeah on Tuesday so you're a busy woman but I love how you operate if I was a doctor I'd want to be just like you is it normal to get pimples on the lady downstairs yes it is um so that whole lady

downstairs thing I'm going to call it vulva or, you know, external vagina, the labia, the lips, all whatever terminology you're using that whole area down, there's a modified sweat gland. There's going to be sebum production. Sebum can cause acne. It's really, you know, really thick. It's hormonally, you know, affected. So it depends on, you know, where you are in your cycle. Then yeah, you can, your hormones can surge and you can get acne and breakout down there. If you are shaving or waxing and you have curly hair, then it might be ingrown hairs. So that would, you know, each hair is associated with the sebum gland. I think laser hair removal is really helpful for people that get a lot of acne or

outbreaks down there. And the other thing is it tends to hyperpigment a lot. And so that will affect us in, you know, in some of these outfits that we like to wear baby suits and things like that. You know, you don't, it, it sucks to have, you know, if you don't want a bush, it sucks to have one, but it sucks worse to like have shaved all the way out to here and everybody can tell because you're broken out, you know, hyper and things like that if I ever I'm little trick that I've always done like if I break out down there like from shaving or I wax all the time and lately the waxing has actually been making it worse down there I put like a little bit of silic acid not on my lips but anything like on the

top right there like I'll put silic acid and it gets rid of it yeah I agree there are little tricks. Yeah. So, I mean, you can always do little tricks, too. But that was a good question. My man comes so fast, no matter how many times we have sex a week. Help. That is a different kind of doctor.

He needs to come get his dick shot up by you, though, right? I think it's probably too sensitive now i've heard of i don't think there's a problem with coming too fast like let's get it up and fucking get it over with oh god there's a such thing as oh no is there really fuck i mean like once i'm not i'm ready to roll over and fucking who are you you know like if you did but yeah she didn't yeah true and he's done true still singing slinging limp meat oh fucking limp biscuit yeah yeah yeah because you know what happens after they they do that but um there are medications that he can take to to prolong it i've also um

but does it make it too long i hate dudes that want to fuck for like two hours yeah that's that's the other side like flip side of that like are you fucking yourself like what is happening here are you just trying to show off like what's really stop yeah like enough bro like we get the point okay I'm not a fuck I don't need my pussy jackhammered if you have to grab the lube more than twice oh that's the worst yeah no dude I hate that and it's always the weird porn dudes who fucking take forever to come. You know what I'm talking about, right? Fucking just nasty shit. So there's medication that he can take to prolong it.

Right. And then, I don't know, you could maybe try a cock ring or something like that just to kind of maintain the blood flow. I don't know what his refractory period is. So if he can get it up pretty quickly afterwards, then, you know, maybe he just needs to kind of kind of you know go down on you or do other like work until he's ready again until you're done yeah for sure or maybe just like make sure you orgasm before he puts it in yeah yeah maybe he's just turned on hella turned on by her it sounds like it's a she said she said no many how no matter how many times a week we do it so So it sounds to me like they're doing it a lot and she's left hanging. That's a problem.

Poor baby. Why is my vagina and asshole getting darker as I get older? Okay, so we talked about that hyperpigmentation thing. It could just be straight up hormonal. If you have any sort of insulin resistance or diabetes, that often will cause pigment changes in your skin. I never knew that. Especially down there and on the back of the neck and in the axilla. Back of the neck? Back of the neck. God, like we don't have enough fucking shit

to worry about. God, new fucking fear unlocked. Yep. I'm gonna have you check in the back of my neck now all the time. I would have already seen it. I've done that sometimes. I've been like, so when's the last time you had your A1C check? Because of the coloration on the neck. So hormonal, it could be that you've been, you know, doing things that are sort of inflammatory down there. So too much, too much shaving, waxing, it depends on how your skin is responding to it. Just over time, those things, those things add up. Yeah, I have had a couple people ask me about skin bleaching, and I haven't found like a safe and accepted protocol yet. But it's, it's a thing. I'm waiting. I can't wait till you start doing that. Because I will definitely get it done. I use at home bleachers and stuff like that. And they don't really work that good. You know, so I mean, you would have to get something like professionally done, I think, to lighten it.

There's nothing I could recommend for it. And I've tried everything. So hydroquinone was something that we were able to use. I mean, it's something topical, but the U.S. has outlawed it. So we're not allowed to sell it anymore. Oh, wow. Yeah. So you have to go to other countries.

I feel like they always take away the good shit. They do. Yeah. You gotta buy from something. Might as well be from a bleached asshole, right? sell it anymore oh wow yeah so you have to go they always take away the good shit they do yeah it's like you got a guy from something might as well be from a bleached asshole right i mean i'm pissed off why can't we have pretty buttholes and pussies and shit it's gotta be cancer what causes men not to be able to get their penis hard oh there's so many so many things but again that's not my area i am not a urologist i've got a lot of wiener questions i know right so sometimes uh it's it's a mental block it's an emotional block it might be that um they're not open to the kind of experience you want to have

sometimes um there's a fill problem meaning that the the corpus cavernosum the two columns on the side of the penis so the shaft of the penis can't fill properly sometimes they can fill but they won't hold the blood so it could be a valvular problem sometimes it's a stage fright issue yeah nerves i get that all the time that's happened to me i had a couple i had a couple like that and i went to go just fuck me bro i went to go see the urologist well i used to see girls for a really long time and see my first dude i was with after yeah he just couldn't and i was like i i got took it personally you're like oh my god yeah well it's a blow it's an ego blow so i went to go see my urologist friend and he was like shree's give him this pill i was like he was hanging a wet towel off his dick by the time you got done with him.

It was fun. It was a good time. I remember those days. I used to make my ex take Viagra just for fun. Have you ever overdosed somebody on Viagra and felt really bad? No. I did that one time. Oh, no.

What happened? It causes vasodilation, right? So if they overdose, then they'll flush. They'll turn really red and start sweating and stuff yeah it's just like dude sit down oh and then how long does it take to wear off i don't know i left him oh i love her to get back she's a cold-hearted woman just like me he had what he needed you're a woman after my own heart i just had to get to work i have a hernia and every time i come it pops out and ruins the moment.

We'll have it fixed or tape it down. You can wear it down. Yeah, she can. Depends how big it is, but I'm assuming it's like an abdominal hernia or umbilical hernia. Yeah, so you can get into details. Yeah, you can push it in, tape it down. You can wear a waist trainer and kind of incorporate it into an outfit so that sorry my son he said no he was like um is it because she's pushing out too hard it's just

because everything the muscles yeah yeah that's a good orgasm if it's gonna pop your hernia golly got it i wish i could come like that i know right be like never mind the alien jumping out of my belly just keep going i wouldn't care if i was a dude i'd be like come at least you know she's coming right you're not yeah she's definitely not faking it why do i always have discharge on my panties there's no smell it's just really annoying it's supposed to be there when it dries up up, and it will, you will be sad. But there are a couple glands in the vagina. There are cysts on the cervix that help make mucus. And then there are glands, bartholin glands, at the opening of the vagina that also make mucus.

And that's to help keep things moisturized. I hate to use the word moisture. Moist. I like it you know wetness is a thing and if you if you don't have um constant lubrication down there then those cells can change into more um squamous cells something that would be like on the outside of your body things that that are highly keratinized yeah so that doesn't feel the same thing so you feel the same way so you you want that keep the discharge especially if there's no odor it's going to change every week of your cycle so it's going to change from clear to opaque to really thick i think there's something wrong

with me i can't like even if i wear like a skirt with no panties my puss is so wet all the time and it's not like discharge just dripping out of me. No, we talked about that. You said that. It's your age. No, it's still the same way. Enjoy that. It's been like this forever, though. Like, when does it stop? I just turned 50, and it stops.

Oh, fuck. I got eight more years. Shit. It stops. Oh, it's all right. When did it stop for you? I feel like a year or two ago. OK.

So like 48, 49? Yeah. Yeah. And my mom's no help i asked my mom when she went through menopause and she said 25 i was like get the fuck out of here lady maybe she started feeling changes and things like that as she's too doped up to feel anything list all the things you found in a vagina that shouldn't have been in there okay i remember that one story with yeah remember that one story that's that's

one of the things one of the traumatic things I love to find dick hairs in there I love it when they come in and I get to pull one out and I say he couldn't wait and I say he couldn't wait. That's one of my favorite things. You got caught. First of all, how long are their pubes? Yeah. You know how guys are.

I don't know. Yeah. But they're visible. They're absolutely visible. One time there was a whole baby foot in a vagina, so I put the speculum in, and yeah, a foot was in a vagina so i put the speculum in and yeah there's yep the foot was out was in the vagina through the cervix so she said she she felt something she was pregnant

stuck the speculum in opened it up it was looking and didn't recognize you know the foot and then the toes like did this little wiggle thing and i just oh my god jerk the speculum out and said fuck and then i looked up at her and i was like i'm sorry so did his foot age faster than him because it was hanging out her cervix was incompetent and she had a preterm delivery oh shit was the baby okay yeah yeah oh good yeah god absolutely he was fucking he came on the world fucking kicking and screaming literally she actually found me on labor and delivery like six to eight weeks later and she was like hey i don't know if you remember me and i didn't because i was looking at her face and she was like i was the one you know you put the speculum in and said

and it said oh fuck and i was like oh how's your baby he's fine go in the queue to see him oh that was one of those things oh my gosh um sometimes like there are these things called fistulas so your body can create tracks from one part of your body the other so i've found actual shit in a vagina before oh my god it's unfortunate that is an unfortunate thing i didn't even know that could happen yeah it's crazy i am fucking over this shit yeah yeah so if you have a if you have a really traumatic vaginal delivery and you don't have a doctor that takes the time to really put those layers back together or if you've had surgery or if you've had a weird infection then your body can can take those areas of inflammation or or low pressure and create channels from one canal to another and so there's

been times like i've you know people come in and they say like you know my discharge smells horrible and it's actual shit in there oh or urine would it be brown it would be brown discharge like God. Fuck. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Um, that's a shame. Yeah. That's I'm I, you know, if, if I don't make fun of it and laugh at it, I'm going to fucking be freaked out. So if it ever happens to me, just call me shit. Puss. The anal beads one was, was the most involved one, that one.

And then the lotion cap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You told that last time. If you guys want to hear those stories, you guys got to go back. Yeah. And. You told that last time. Yeah. If you guys want to hear those stories, you guys got to go back. Go back.

Yeah. And they were those. They were fucking awesome. What? Yeah. It was, it was like one of those gold bond, uh,

squeeze lotion things. And you have to flip the cap up and somebody was masturbating with that. And the gold cap came off, flipped around and she couldn't pull it out because it was closed so when you try to grab it and i don't even know how you would get you'd have to like but she but the problem was that she lied to me about what it was she said it was a toy that had broken so here i am ready to sue you know accompany with her in there trying to pull it out and there was a lot of suction that had built up behind it so

so pulling it out was legitimately like two hands and a foot like with me trying to pull this thing out did it pop did it make a pop sound and when it came out it said pop and i was hoping it was lotion but it was like a week's worth of built up vagina in my hair in my face i'm just one of those like she's a better woman than me there's no way and first of all i've never looked at a lotion bottle and been like i've never you're gonna get it i've never looked at a gold bond lotion bottle the same again like every time i see it i'm like i could never lord like listen and i'm horny as shit i look at everything as a fucking an orifice to go inside my hole. And I've never been turned on by a fucking bottle like that.

That's crazy. And then I found all kinds of, you know, tampons, condoms, things like that. Yeah. I had somebody that was pregnant one time. She came in crying, bleeding. You know, we thought the worst. But come to find out her boyfriend had a piercing and he had like ripped her vagina straight up the inside oh i was pregnant with

cash and my husband ripped his dick inside of me and he led all inside of me while i was pregnant you got a microphone so you could tell the story what was in your vagina that made him tear i don't know hold on we'll plug it in real quick you got to hear this story what was in your vagina that made him tear i don't know hold on we'll plug it in real quick you got to hear this story it was fucking insane there you go check check check check check yep uh so we went on vacation in florida and i was pregnant and we were having sex and all of a sudden a week before wait pause a week before i was on the podcast with Bunny and she told a story about ripping her dick. Yeah, he was uncircumcised. Okay, let me let me.

Okay, so we were having sex. I told you he was uncircumcised, pounding it from the back really hard, fucking slipped out, hit the wrong hit the bone in between. And it just split his dick in half. Fucking blood everywhere. Like the skin? Oh, I circumcised him that day. Yeah.

Good for you. I know. I made him a man bet he'd have to get you oh no he's still in my dms so a week later i circumcised my husband yeah too was he uncircumcised yes and he i don't know if we just caught the wrong traction, but he just looked at me and said, Oh fuck. And then pulled out a little bit. And I thought he started peeing on me.

And then he goes, he goes, it happened. I didn't know what it happened. So I was about to come up and just like sock him for peeing on me. Cause don't like, I'm not that kind of girl right now. me a golden shower right now yeah and he just is stark white and i looked down i thought something had happened to me and the baby oh my god and there was blood all over this hotel room and i'm talking he panicked so he jumped off of me

walls floor the bed oh my god and then he ran to the bathroom so it was like a trail it was it was like oh god he almost you know he bled a lot so we had to rush him to the hospital which was luckily only a block away shit and there was nothing we could do other than bandage him like i literally spent my entire vacation changing dick bandages and she didn't get any dick for like a month right yeah it's surprising even he rallied after a month and it completely split the whole bottom the whole skin that holds on what's his dick look like now just perfect yeah you can't even tell it literally just pretty much circumcised without taking the top part off yeah it cut that skin off completely it's crazy right that's a vagina yeah oh fucking gripper gorilla grip puss over there mimi's got that gorilla grip

i'm still trying to get her and jason to send me the snapchat fucking shit that they send each other i'm always in the dark about all this horny shit. Even better. One last question. I had a partial hysterectomy at 30 and had the rest removed at 32. I'm 37 now and have libido issues. I don't have much of a sex drive and I want to know how to help with that. So by partial hysterectomy, she means that she's had her,

her uterus removed, but not the ovaries. So she had ovaries for a couple years after that. And that tends to happen most frequently with people with endometriosis at that age. Because if it was something like fibroids or heavy bleeding, you would just take out the uterus, leave the ovaries and they're fine. But endometriosis is not confined just to the uterus. endometriosis is not confined just to the uterus so if you take out the uterus leave the ovaries and you still have problems to come back significant enough to come back and take out those ovaries then then you're trying to starve out some sort of hormonally dependent process so at 37 five years later she's been without estrogen significantly and that has to feel more like 70 rather than 37. So hormones are a motherfucker. They're essential.

They just are. So for somebody like her, it's going to be chronic. All right. Once you don't have ovaries, then your cardiovascular risk starts to mimic those of a man in his 50s. And so she's going to have to pay attention to other processes as well so i would replace the estrogen and possibly the testosterone so you would be a really good candidate for pellets hormone pellets um they you only have to have those replaced two to three times a year so those

are really helpful once you find out what your dose is that keeps you happy then you just place those pellets under the skin how do you yeah i was gonna say how do you how does it there's a cannula we use and we just alternate uh sides of the glute so we'll do right but one you know first time left but the other but um there's a cannula the pellets come from a compounding pharmacy and then they send them to us or you send them to the patient and then we stick a cannula in and then you load the channel of the cannula with the pellets and they drop right through the channel into the tissue where you have the cannula so we just push the cannula like into the fat drop the pellets in and then there's a plunger we used to pop them through yeah you take it out it's a small little incision

and then you've got your hormones replaced for a good four months how bad is the adjustment for that like if somebody were to start does it like make you gain weight does it make you fucking irritable well for her she has no hormones so we're replacing so it's gonna feel good to her her body's just gonna be like so the weight gain tends to start when your hormones are dropping or when you don't have enough so perimenopausal weight menopausal weight the fat distribution is different um pcos type weight the distribution is different it tends to be in the front and in the center so balancing those hormones has a lot to do with how you how you metabolize things and how you store your fat but somebody at 37 that's really young she's going to miss out on like that wonderful sex drive that you're having if she

doesn't replace it right so she deserves it you go get some testosterone you get some estrogen and titrate it up until you feel good um and then once you feel good the compounding pharmacist can take whatever however you're dosed whether it's um by pill or by patch so they can we can look at what doses you're on and send that to a compounding pharmacist that can make the conversion into a pellet and then they'll send again the pellets either to us or to the patient and you can just place them and feel so much better dr poe does a lot of those doc felix is just out here doing the lord's work i feel like i feel like it's you're like a pussy

i'll take that for real like you are the profit of the pussies like you fucking are just out here making bitches feel better about themselves i try helping get their mental health back because you when you don't feel good about yourself your mental health is in you know shambles yeah you're helping people get their sex drives back that's bringing joy to their lives you know like you're really just it helps people process so it's it's nice having that combination or that mix in one place so that you know if i have people call all the time they'll call and they'll say well i want an o-shot but the next question is why do you think you need an o-shot and that's that's important because you don't want to go spending money on

something that you don't need most doctors wouldn't even ask that they'd be like cool we'll take your money. Yeah. I know my receptionist gets real frustrated. She's like, when, when can you see them? When can you talk to them? They call for an O shot.

And I'm like, but Beth, maybe they don't need an O shot. She's like, but that's so good because most doctors, most doctors don't have a heart like that, you know? So.

Right. That's really cool. I feel like I used my vagina enough to know, to know, like how important that is that gave me power yeah not for sure gave me joy pussy is power that's what i vote i preach that's what my whole fucking brand is about dude like literally like pussy is power i'm here to take care of it well if you want a pretty puss you gotta head down to the service station why don't you. Pretty and functional. Yes. We don't want to just aesthetically pretty.

We want it internal. We want that bitch to purr like a kitten. Like a kitten. F-kitty. Tell people where they can find you online and all that jazz. All right. So the website is sharicefelixmd.com. We have an Instagram, the service station by Felix.

We have a Facebook service station by Felix. So that's that's it. I hate to tell people to use the phone because legitimately like we have phone problems. It feels like all the time. Yeah. So I just rather people just reach out and they know how to do emails and stuff like that. I make it easier. Yeah. We're getting a new service, but the phones are always like the bane of my existence i can't stand those things i hate talking on the phone too i'd rather text people will call me and you just have to text me like talk you know i'll only call mimi and that's if i'm like really excited about something well i called her i was like uh where am i yeah she'll wake up to a text thread like this of me having this wild ideas through the night or something to do. So that's me too.

Doc, thank you so much for coming back on the podcast. We're not going to wait two years to get you back on though. I think we need to have you come back just regularly every six months, but also you guys are going to come with me to the service station and watch me get my gobbler fixed and I'm going to start getting a whole bunch of shit done to my face. So I don't care in the comments. You guys can say don't do it but i'm gonna do it so um well most of the things that we do are regenerative rather than like masking right we're gonna help you we're gonna help your skin be

healthier than it ever has you know my my skin has consistently gotten better over the past few years since i started paying attention to pca skin and my estheticians yeah it's just amazing yeah what can happen when, you know, when you're empowered with education so you can make your choices and figure out like, how, how do I, how far do I want to take this? Do I want to handle it at home myself? Do I want something moderate? Do I want something, you know, I'm ready. I do all the skincare at home, but I think just because I'm Brazilian,

I naturally have like dark pigment just everywhere and it's driving me fucking crazy so I'm ready to come in and let the big dogs do some work yes we got you thank you so much you guys for tuning in to another episode of dumb blonde I will see you guys next week bye