Dumb Blonde - Dumb Blonde Podcast: Paris Dongs, Baby Turkeys & Fingered Faces

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

Bunnie Xo opens up about her recent facelift—getting real about the pain, swelling, and what recovery actually looks like. From not being able to fully smile to needing lymphatic massages, she shares the raw, unfiltered truth behind the healing process. She also spills on her viral moment on Jimmy Kimmel, where her Jack Black impression took over the internet, and celebrates her book staying on the New York Times bestseller list for five weeks straight.Plus, the Coven gets personal and chaotic—Meme talks about her struggles with depression (and her new pet turkeys), Hailee delivers her signature clumsy moments, and the girls reminisce on tour life while teasing what’s next… including a possible movie about Bunnie’s life. It’s honest, hilarious, and a little unhinged—in true Dumb Blonde fashion.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome to another episode of Dumblawn post-Faclift edition. So if you guys see me all stiff-necked over here, it's because I can't fucking move my head and it hurts to smile. Oh, does it hurt to smile? It hurts to smile. How are you guys? Oh, we're doing great. Your face, like you look so beautiful.

Oh, I love you. It's definitely been a process. We'll get into it though. You guys had to watch it the entire fucking time. Should we insert little clips of the bloody of my face? Of the inside of your face? Inside of your face. Yeah, it was crazy, right?

For me. Yeah, he like finger fucked your forehead. It was wild to watch. Dude, I've never seen my... Listen, I got a fucking six head, okay? I have a six head. We all know that when I saw these fucking videos of me getting surgery, my fucking forehead, I look like Pennywise.

Like it was... It started to inject your forehead and your forehead just like... They like explode like this. Okay. But do you know that my head is still fucking swollen? I can't even wear a hat right now. Really? Okay, so normally when I wear a hat and I don't have extensions in, it's all the way closed,

like on the last latch. You know what I'm talking about how it's like because I wear trucker hats? I have to open it all the way up to where it's on one latch because my head is so bulbous right now. What? Yeah, it's still so swollen. It went down a lot, but I mean, we're still dealing with alien head over here. Immediately after you look like a hammerhead shark. It was a little scary looking.

It's scary. Don't make me laugh. I can't even sneeze. Have you tried to yawn? with a fucking five with the five chins it's terrible dude i know i'm telling you that's no yours isn't no yours is like hard i know it it's like mine are squishy yours like it's like it's like i know there's not anything in there but it feels like you have like something right there it's crazy feeling dude should we just talk about the facelift i mean that's what we're talking about

how are you guys enough about me let's talk about you really quick though i got two turkeys and I'm broken too. Bitch, you're the crazy bird lady. Wild. Crazy ass bird lady right now. Like, no, what did you say on my comments? He goes. I said it's, it's been a week and you already have two other animal species.

I want another cow so bad. Like, I'm having like a little girl. I know. I want one so bad. I'm trying to hold off till we move to the new property, but I'm telling you right now, it's springtime. I'm just feeling the little nugget that I just want to kiss and hug. And crunch is great.

all and like he's cool to cuddle when he's laying down but man that dude's a dick like he's such a fucking and smore will not let me touch him anymore what happened i don't know what happened i have no idea what happened he will not let me fucking touch him anymore because you were gone for so long he's just like who is this that is sad i never even thought of it that way oh my god you have to react how did the two turkeys come about uh yeah i've been in like a depression episode since like December and Jason's trying everything in the world to make me happy. Why? I didn't know you were depressed. How did I not know you were depressed? You tell me every time you're depressed. This happens. So he was like, we were at Tractors by the other day and I was like,

those two turkeys are alone. Like they don't have any family. And then he was like, hey, I have to go get sweet feed for Pablo. Do you want to go? And I was like, no, I'm good. And he came home and he like opened the trunk. And I was like, you got me a barbecue pit because I've been wanting a barbecue pit for the front yard. And I was like, oh, thank God. I thought you were going to get me. chickens. I didn't know how we were going to take care of them. Oh, fuck. He goes, he goes, uh, could you get the stuff out of the front seat?

And I opened it and I was like, what are they? And luckily they were turkeys. Turkeys are much better babies than chicks. Chicks like wreak havoc. And I'm talking like my chicks will empty the brooder. My, what the fuck does empty and the brooder mean? They'll like, they literally dig. For the people who aren't hicks at home.

They're just like, they'll tip over their feed. and they'll dump out all their water and they'll fill their water full of chips. So they're like toddlers. Yes. And turkeys, if they get something in their water, they take it out. So bunny. Like their water is so clean. And their food is so clean.

Oh, they're so sweet. And they keep like buffing up to each other and stuff. And like it's, I really like turkeys. I told you about Fred, right? You had a big turkey. So I didn't, my me ma did. My me ma'amah did. My me ma and my bibby in Texas had this. fucking turkey named Fred and he thought he was a dog. So every time I would go and visit in Texas,

Crockett, Texas, shout out Crockett, Texas. Anytime I would go out there for the summer, Fred would be there. And I would go out on the farm in the morning and he would just be strutting around and he'd bark because he thought he was a dog. Yeah. Turkeys are really fucking smart, man. That's what everyone has commented. They're like, you're going to love it. It's like having another dog. Yeah. Have you seen the lady on Instagram that burps her turkeys? No. Not on turkey. I'm not on bird fucking talk at all.

Yeah, she burps them. I didn't know how to burp him. Unless it's crows. Then that's another story. Yeah, that's crazy. So she pats him on the back? No, she squeezes him. Is that humane?

What are we doing? Because they can ingest a lot of like air so they get like really tight. And so he'll go, she'll go burp her turkey. Oh my goodness. It's actually sweet because it's like, brop. Oh, God. Don't make me laugh.

Oh my God. Yeah. And then we got a cat. We rescued a cat. Brow. Cat story is wild though. The cat story is insane. You guys have to go watch that because that's long.

Yeah, Mimi did a cat story on her TikTok. So go watch her over on crunchy. It's nine minutes long. Is it crunchy muffin still on TikTok? Okay. Yeah, go watch her over there on TikTok. But that shit pisses me off. The people who, so short story is,

Mimi asked, were these friends? No, it was just like a local Facebook group. Okay, a local Facebook group. She asked for a barn cat. Yeah. And these people give her this cat saying that they trapped it earlier in the day. Overnight. Overnight.

They said, yeah. And the cat was almost decapitated. It's like, you could see its skull. To be completely honest, like you could see his skull. That's wrong. dude. He, uh, I know, I know now why you call him Scarface too, because when you put the video of him, the camera on his face, like his whole little face has scarred up. That dude's lived a hard life. Oh, yeah. Like, he doesn't even like have hair here. Like, you can tell like that cat.

He's got a skullet. He does have a skullet. Oh my God. He's got a fucking skullet. He's got a fucking skullet. What the hell, dude? Like, yeah, I know. Figures your cat would come with a pre-scoleted. Yeah. Welcome to the family. Yeah. Makes sense. Haley, what do you have been up to? Show me your knee. Looking at dicks from Paris. No, I fell. Uh, me and tequila don't mix. And, but tell the story of how. First and foremost, if you guys ever want to meet Haley, just go to Good Night Nashville every weekend because she's there. Another every weekend. On my floor. Maybe once every month. Listen, if we're home, she's there.

Yeah, that's her comfort zone. So make sure you go to the Bunny XO floor on Good Night Nashville because this bitch will be there. People tag me in pictures with you. Yeah, I love it. All the time. You're like we don't go there. Yeah. Very rarely.

Yeah. This one, you want to meet and greet? Yeah. She's there. I had nothing else to do. Line it up. Yeah. But I was walking to my Uber and there was this couple on like the corner of the street.

And I guess they were both attractive. So I was like, you guys are hot. You guys should make out. Like, you guys need to. be together and then I just fucking hit the curb. And but for people who don't know, that's fucking Haley's Stee's, dude. Like she can't, if she drinks, she's falling. She's falling somewhere.

And when she falls, it's like the most ungraceful thing. And she has to announce that she's falling and that she has fallen and she's hurt. Yeah, everyone has to know. Yeah, everybody has to know. It's just, it's a whole scene every time. You fall sober too. You're such a grandma about it. You're such a grandma.

She is a grandma about it. Because it's a slow fault. You fall like a grandma. I'm a little dramatic too. Like I got to, you know, like you have to lay there for a little bit. Just so people know.

Peter Griffin. Just so people rush over. Yeah. The couple literally helped me into my Uber. She said they picked her up under her arms. Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm like hurting so bad.

She's like, give me a Sprite. Wait, did you have your platforms on? Yep, that's why. That's what it is. She literally, anytime you see Haley ask her to lift her pant leg up,

she has bruises on her knees. But she has like a strange. If she's been drinking out of her. If she's been drinking. Yeah. I have a tattoo that's completely taken out because I fell on tour one time in Ohio. Oh,

I remember. I remember. She didn't let us fucking not hear about it for a week, dude. That was bad. No, that one was. Do you remember when I also fell on tour

in Salt Lake behind the stage on that ramp? That one hurt. I fell one time on tour and I when I say my whole body slapped the ground. That's the worst. That's the worst when you hit the ground and you bounce. So did mine, but mine was backstage. It was in front of Brantley Gilbert.

No, Chase Rice. Oh, God. It was right in front of Chase Rice. And I was like, fuck. I just got up and kept walking. Fucking Chase. Didn't he just retire from country music or something? Yeah.

Yeah, he said he retired. Don't quote me on that. I'm pretty sure that he said he's... Headlines. So, yeah. Please headlines. Don't grab that. I don't know for sure.

This is not factual. But I'm pretty sure I saw him say something like he's retiring from country music for a little bit. Or taking a break. Maybe he's not retiring. Maybe he's taking a break. Because didn't we just see his tour buses when we were at practice or something? Chase Rice? That's how it was Bailey Zimmerman.

No, that was, yeah, that was two completely different people. Yeah, one's way older. My bad guys. one is way fucking older. My bad. Okay, I'll be honest. I got pulled into the red light mask craze. Everybody was hyping it up like it was the next big thing.

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I talked to getting on Bumble while they were out there. I never met up with anyone though. I feel like when we're traveling, that is the perfect time for you guys to be getting fucking dong when I say you guys I'm talking about. I don't ever do it. Have you seen her swipe though? no I've not well the one time and also when I'm talking about

bumble I'm talking about Mo and fucking Haley I'm always trying to get them dick um I did see her swipe the one time when we were trying to guess jelly roll of Brantley Gilbert fans I watch this bitch swipe and it's like listen hold on real quick

let me elaborate on that because we all right listen guys it was like three or four years ago too when we're on tour we like to have fun so we make Haley or whoever's single at the time, get on Bumble or Tinder or wherever. And we try to figure out who's there for the concert. So it depends on who we're traveling with.

It always checks out because you scroll to the bottom and it shows they're like top artists. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Always. Always. And we have not lost that game ever. No.

Yeah. My favorite game ever. Oh, so we have to do that with Post Malone. No. Yeah. Yeah. We do. Okay.

I'll get it back for. Yeah. I'll get it back for tour this year. Are we going out for the post tour? We might be going out for the big ass shed tour. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

Little Ash should. Whatever. I don't fuck. I never. My husband is on so much shit all the time. I never know what he's doing. I still feel we should do it for that tour though, too. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I think we are going to come out to the Little Ash Head tour. I don't think we're going to make any post Malone dates because we did that last year. Yeah. Exhausted.

Also, post-y runs a really tight chip and it's just hard to move around backstage and like it's just not a relaxed environment. Whereas with my husband. and we come one, come all. Everyone's backstage. Yeah, everybody's backstage. It's easy to move around. It's our show.

I like that though. It's more like, so. It's just like one big family back there. It is. No disrespect to post, but he has to run a type shit because he's fucking post Malone. We didn't see him or talk to him one time. No. No, that was crazy.

No, we never saw him on tour. Like he literally shows up, does his job, and then I don't know where he goes. We never know. Mysterious. Now you see him. Now you don't. He's like fucking magic man. So anyways, back to this dong that you fucking made me see.

Yeah. Haley has a knack for finding dudes who have the biggest fucking penises I've ever seen. It's like a six sense. I mean, she does. She's a size queen and does not even like, it's crazy. You just pick them out. I can just see it. I don't know.

It's something. It's the hands in the nose. Yeah. Hands in the nose. I'm telling you. I'm always right. I love guy's hands. I have,

that's one of my big things that, like, attracts me to any man is their hands. I've always been so obsessed with a man's hands. I don't think I look at hands. Yeah. I do.

Really? Does your dad have nice hands? I don't look at my dad's hands. Ew. So Bill had really nice hands and he always manicured his, his nails and he had great fucking nail beds. Remember when my nails started going out naturally?

I was like, I have Bill Carter nail beds. Like, that's how. much I've always paid attention to hands. I can't handle, handle a fucking big bear paw on a guy. I don't like short fingers. Huh? Short fingers. You like short fingers? I don't. No, me, that's a bear paw. Yeah. I'm telling you. I hate it. I'm not saying it's related, but they're just like, you know, they're so self-conscious right now. Every dude listening to this is like, everyone's looking at their hands. I was like, okay, so I need to go get my fucking nails manicured. Oh, listen. Let me see your hand. Yeah. Turn them around.

We don't want to see the fucking hand. Yeah, that's what we. You got nice hands, Jaime. You got nice hands, Jaime. You do have nice hands. You got soft skin and nice hands. That's crazy. Yeah, me and Jaime have soft.

We're the soft skin gang gang. You guys are so soft. It's kind of crazy. Baby seals. Yeah. Anyways, back to this. She's going to keep getting off subject. No, so I met this, um,

and matched with this like six, five like all dark hair, blue eyes, perfect. And we talked a little bit. And then once I got back to Nashville, when I was like, yo, I'm deleting this. You want my number or not? And he was like, oh, I never got on here, whatever. It gave me his number. And it started with like 4-4.

So I was like, why is his area code 44? I look it up, it's London. 44 plus, right? Yeah, it's like plus 44. And I even like checked it out with my guy friend from London. He was like, oh, yeah, that's a real number because I thought I was getting scammed at first. And yeah, so we talked a little bit. bit and he's French.

But he lives in London and... Wait, so how did you match with him then? He was in L.A. Oh, we were in L.A. He's already back in London. Mm-hmm. But... Travel dong.

Travel dong. Mm-hmm. Oh. We love a good travel dong. So how did the picture come about? No. And then say what you said earlier, bitch. So he sent her this fucking dick pig and he wants to FaceTime with her so bad.

I'm scared to FaceTime because he's, okay, first of all, I mean, he texts fine, but like, what if there's a language barrier? And what if he has like a really high pitch like, hippie le pew, like you? If it's like grown up and he we ladies. He's like, ho ho! Every time he comes, somebody does. Stop. God. God, I'm scared.

And he sounds like that when he comes. Come on. And he just gives it to you. God. I think I could overlook his voice, because he's... I don't know. I'm so scared to FaceTime, though.

Just do it. Do it while we're on the podcast. Yes. I have a question. Do it while we're on the podcast because if he's got a high-pitched voice, we are fucking going in, dude. Please.

No, I'm scared. Just say, hey, I just want to say hi. Nope. I'm terrified. Terrified. So you would rather just have a fantasy? Yeah. He's going to think you're fake then if you don't get on there.

He's going to think you're a scam artist. That's fine. What's your question? He lives in London. I'll never see him. So you, I always want to confirm that you know what his dick looks like before you know what his voice sounds like. He sent it.

I didn't ask. I know, but I'm clarifying. How do you, his face wasn't in it? So how do you know it's him? Well, he sent another one of his body and it looks exactly the same. Oh, fuck.

So we don't even know. But he's pushing to FaceTime her. So obviously. Yeah. Yeah. All I know is, have you guys seen those big fucking slabs of salami that are at the, fucking deli that they're like they're wrapped though that's what his dong looked like I mean like

it it had some weight on it literally said yeah and it was just flopping around like why do guys do that why do they flap it around like I would if I had one I mean I would hang stuff off of it do you helicopter all the time got and that's not even a joke it's just the one you have it you're just like it's like a tail don't ever do that in front don't ever do that in front of to brook. Do you helicopter? No, I'll do like the leg thing where it slaps the legs. Yeah, I would do that all the time.

I'd purposely give myself boners just so I could fucking hang stuff off of it. Like, I would want to see like how much stuff I could hang off of it before. Have you seen that dude on Instagram that does that? What is your FYP, dude? What do you think a boner feels like as a woman? Ooh. Probably like when our clits swell up and throb. But bigger.

Never thought about that. But on the outside of our body. It'd be weird. Is it pulsating? Yeah. Does it pulsate? Yeah. It's like a, yeah.

Oh, don't like that. Oh, God. You guys, laughing hurts. Okay, please stop. Please stop. Just tell us what it feels like, Jaime. He said throbs. It just, yeah, definitely throbs.

It's like, uh, um. What does it feel like when it enters a vagina? The best feeling ever. It's like sliding into like something that got out of the dryer. Like a nice warm like sweater. Oh my God, I just put these pants on from the dryer and I thought to myself how great it felt. Yep. That's what boners in vaginas feel like.

You're just a smooth release. You're just like, wow, this is amazing. I get it. Can you feel the ridges inside of a vagina? Because you know all vaginas have ridges on there. Just feel like a warm part. Ribbed for your pleasure. Yes.

I think so. Yeah, because you do yeah, I gotta pay more attention. Yeah, okay, I need you to go home

and fuck Brooke and then get back to us about that us know. Brooke, thank you for letting us for letting us use your vagina for our I would like to know.

Yeah, I mean, I have so many questions because as a woman, like we know what it feels like to be interred. Yeah,

what does it feel like to be entered? Sometimes, it depends. It depends on the side. Yeah, oh my goodness. It depends. It depends on how wet you are.

It depends on how hard they are. How hard they are. It depends on how they're trying to like, if you're trying to tuck it in. No. No. If it's not hard enough. If it's like have you ever like whiskey.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Who's trying to hold the penis and just give up at that time? No. I would give up whiskey dick or something. No. Yeah.

And they're just, they're kind of trying to shove it in. No, that you give up at that point. Or just suck it until it gets hard, right? If it can. Yeah. If not. I can't.

But if, okay. Listen, if all fucking things are going great, you're fucking soaking wet, he's got a nice size penis. It fucking feels amazing. It feels like heaven. As soon as soon as fucking they enter, you're just like, oh, God. Warm clothes from a dryer. It also, like, we can feel it in our cervix too.

So if you're like hitting the cervix, that hurts. Yeah. Sometimes it hurts. I mean, I like it. Yeah, I feel like Jason tilted my cervix the other day. That shit hurts so bad. Jason with the hog. Put in that work.

That was rough. Hey, Jason. Love that. Talking about travel dick, did you guys see the TikTok that's going viral right now of the lineman rodeo? Yes. I just got on that last night, dude. His grandma's in the comments? I didn't see grandma.

I saw his wife and the grandma are in the comments. I saw his wife was in the comments. What's Granny saying? Granny was like, I'm so, and then put his legal name. It was like grandma and I'm mad at him too. How fucking. Well, first of all, the dude was disrespectful. He was kissing on the girl.

He deserves it. You had your ring tattooed on, bro. Like, stupid. That's why you never tattoo a fucking ring on. Like, come on. I'm, men don't care. Men don't care. They will.

That was crazy. Shub that finger in another woman. They don't care. He saw her recording. Yeah, he saw her recording. He looked right at the camera. Like you. But he also looked like he got caught because he was like up in her face kissing her.

And like they were like canoodling. And then he saw the camera and he was kind of like, oh. He was still smiling. I don't know. Yeah, it seemed like he didn't care. Okay, but did you not see the other comment that's in there, too, of a girl who said, oh, I ran into him. At a concert?

At a concert a few weeks earlier and had like a picture of him. With a blown lady. So I've heard linemen. These are oilmen, right? No, they work on the electric oil. And shit. Right. So I've heard line men, oil men.

All of those guys are kind of like, that's what they do. They're away from their. on the road. Right. They're away from their wives for long periods of time and, you know, shit happens. The ones that go to like the fields for like months on end and like the guys who. They work long hours. Yes.

Anyone who's like away from work for long periods of time. Yeah. I got friends who do it. So they work a lot. Yeah. I literally just got on that side of TikTok last night. And I was just like. I saw that too.

Yeah. It had came in the beginning of the day and I favored it because I was like, oh, I got to circle back tonight and sure shit is that what happens when you favorite a video it comes back to you no no i just so i could yeah it's in it's saved so i can go in there and i like looked and that's when the wife's comment popped up you not save videos no i don't if i like somebody is something and i'm trying to do it i'll like it save it repost i save every video ask her how many favorites she has i don't even know how many i have i think i think we should go look at how many favorites we have because you know what I do it though is because sometimes I'll go back to a video

I found my god my girl Jill Jill from she's my IVF friend that I okay you guys hey you're on the podcast right now so my friend Jill who's my IVF buddy who we're like in this whole thing together she just found out she's pregnant yeah congratulations we're so excited for you that's going to be on this week's podcast. I'm so excited for you. I'll text you later. Bye. That is so sweet, dude. Oh, my God. She's been trying so hard. She's been on the same journey as we have for years, years and years and years. Oh, I know that feeling. Okay. How do I find these? Okay, so you go to your page and then that little tab, the favorited tab. Is that the little like next to the heart? Yeah. And it tells you. And so at the top, you'll see posts. And next to post, it'll tell me how many

you favoriteed? Like I have like 1,800 sound saved in my posts. Yeah, I only have like 600. I think this says 4,000 videos. You have 4,000 favoriteed. 4444-4-2. Oh, I have 4,471. Oh, and then the sounds I have saved is 4,163. Haley, how many do you have favoreded? A hundred and 11,000. Haley, you know what? You need to clear your cachet, okay? I should. I don't Have you ever done that? Have you ever done it like five times? You need to clear that. Yeah, but like, okay, so do you ever come across a video you've seen before and your

likes gone? Yeah, all the time. Yeah. That's why I save it because it'll, the like will be gone, but the save will still be there. Yeah, no, I am. That's how I know if I've seen a video. That's a lot, friend. Yeah, that's a lot.

But you just do it every single time. And all, I am growing. Yeah. That's crazy. All right. So, moving on. let's talk about the fucking barbaric shit I just went through. First and foremost, I would like to tell everybody that Dr. Gold is an amazing doctor. Obviously, this is two weeks out post-facelift.

I still can't laugh. I'm still in a lot of pain. I still feel like my throat's closing right now as we talk. But anything I say in this podcast does not reflect on his work. This is just me telling the truth about my experience with a facelift. And you guys, guys know I'm never going to hold back on telling you guys the truth because I feel like I was undersold on the facelifts. All my girlfriends who have had fucking facelifts was just quite a few of you bitches has fucking told me, oh, by day two, you're going to be up and running around one week after you're going to be great. No, no, I'm not. I'm not great. And it was a fucking, it was, it was rough. It was fucking the most brutal thing I've ever been through in my life.

And I don't think people talk about plastic surgery enough. Like, yes, we glamorize it. And yes, I love plastic surgery, but I can't wait to get the fuck off this ride. I want to be back to my normal self. Granted, it's only been two weeks. I have zero patients. I just want to get back to my normal life. Okay.

But let's do the day of, of. So I go in. My team's with me. I have Jaime, Mimi, Haley, Momo. Everybody's there. It's a whole fucking Bobby, Bobarino, love her. Shout out to our nurse Bobby. We go in.

I go in to get the surgery. Mimi and Jaime are in there the entire surgery, watching me from the minute I get put to sleep to the minute I wake up. And, dude, I saw videos of my face and he literally is just lifting my face off the bone, dude. Like, I didn't even know my face could come up that high. It's so crazy That it looks like It smelled like pork rinds It smelled like pork rinds

When he was burning some stuff Yeah There was some heat Like heat and flesh was the The smell Pork rinds So you smell like pork rinds when you're heated up So I get what you mean when you say that morg

Smell like refried beans Like the cremation I get it now I smelt it My face was cremated That's terrible I saw the inside of your cheek We got to smell you

Let me paint a picture also is like I can't handle this By the way I smell way better than that I can't handle this very well So I'm like this recording You guys are fucking troopers for being in there The entire time And then I FaceTime them So they can watch it

I'm like this On FaceTime And Mo's like eating steak watching it She's so crazy Mo is crazy Mo is like give the phone to me If you're not gonna watch I'm like no

her freaking cheek is overlapping her ear right now. I'm good. That was crazy. Mo's getting a facelift next. She wants one. She deserves one. Mo has been sober six months, seven months. Seven months now. She has completely changed her life around. And I'm like, you know what, baby, you want a facelift? I'll get you a facelift. She's going to get it done by Dr. Torolla here in Nashville, who did my boobs. Because I just don't feel like going back to fucking L.A. right now. If Dr. Gold traveled, I would have him do it here. But I just fucking cannot. I need a break from L.A. for a minute. Um, so yeah, the wake up was so rough. It was one of the roughest wakeups I've ever had. That was the longest time I've ever been under anesthesia. But that wake up, oh my God. First of all, I run on hot no matter what. They had some heating blanket on me that I kept trying to get off of me. And I think they thought I was like trying to pull stuff out of my face. I rewatch the video. It's me trying to get that fucking thing. off of me. I'm like, get this off of me. I'm burning up. I was burning up so much to the point that that once they took it off of me, I asked for an ice pack because I was so overheated. But you know what I realized? I think it was because we had said you had, because after your ex-plant, do you remember when you got the chills so bad that you were shaking and it hurt? I think we had told them that. And I think that's what they were trying to prevent. Oh, they prevented it. They fucking literally melted me away. I woke up in anesthesia and was like, I need an ice pack. I'm having a panic

attack. Who the fuck has that much drugs in their system to where they're like, I need a fucking ice pack, you know? So they gave me an ice pack. They were trying to move me out of the recovery pretty fast. They didn't want me to stay there too long. And I just remember getting to the room. And it was so weird because every time I would fall asleep, I would wake up like gasping for air. It was the weirdest sensation. It was like my body needed to like reboot after being under for that long. Yeah. Don't like it swinging. Yeah, I'll never do that again. You came out it scared me a little bit. Like I was like that, like you were handsy as hell. Yeah, they, um, I think they gave me something to sedate me because I was so fucking groggy. I could not. I always eat after getting put out

from anesthesia. That's the first thing I want to do. I come out of anesthesia one. to eat crackers. I couldn't even eat anything for hours after that surgery. One of the, yeah, one of the fucking nurses, which they were so great at Immortel, one of the nurses handed me this cold applesauce. And it was the best thing I had ever had in my life. I was like, this is a fucking five-star meal. I was like, I need 10 more of these. And they just started bringing me back to life. And I was like, okay, I could eat now. That was so funny. You were, you were still kind of like groggy. And you were like, guys, this apple sauce is.

I thought maybe it was like, like four seasons applesauce, right? Like I thought they had like made custom apples sauce. And she brings out the one that's like my kids eat. They go squeezes. And I said, oh, yeah, those are the jam. They've got them in different flavors. I was like, I need all of them. But it was like so cold that it was like almost frozen when she gave it to me.

And it was everything I needed in that moment. So I was just like, it brought me back to life. They had to give me a shot. I've never in my life ever had nausea. after anesthesia except for that time. And boy, you kept saying you're about to throw up. I was like, bro, I'm going to puke. Like, this is fucking horrific.

And so they gave me a shot in my arm and I didn't have nausea ever again. So I don't know what they gave me. I mean, listen, I was so fucking fucked up that I was like willing to take whatever they gave me. I was just like, and normally I'd be like, wait, what's in that? I need to Google it. What are the side effects? I didn't care. I was like, give it to me.

And then they came in later that night and after I had already came to and they're like, we want to give you an ad-a-van and a pain pill. And I was like, okay, because I really needed it. Like you were, I was in so much. Yeah. Freaking pain that I didn't have a choice. And so I took the ad-a-van and the pain pill. And then I woke up the next day and I just felt so terrible.

I felt so disgusting because all that shit that was in my system. I was like, I just want to get back to our house. So I left them at the fucking hotel. Yeah, like 30 minutes. It was like 9 a.m. He said, okay, hold on, we'll pack up. And she said, I'm on the couch. I'm on the couch at home.

It was so funny. I wanted to go. I was like, let me go get nestled in and start this healing process. So I did this whole entire facelift with just Tylenol, except for the first two days. I had to take out of van the second day because it already made headline news. But what I meant by saying I felt choked from ear to ear, like I still feel it right now. there's just so much fluid under my chin and all there was so much swelling right here that you could literally have this much of a space to swallow yeah and it is the weirdest feeling in the world and um

so i woke up day two and i was just had the worst anxiety i've ever had like coming out of a surgery it was so bad and i just was panicking and my nurse bobby was like bunny please just take an out of van so you can calm down so I took the Ativan and then on the third day I was like absolutely not I'm done so I took just Tylenol the entire time healing and it has been a process let me tell you you wake up every day and your face is different but from what I see now I like it I don't love it I like it um I do think I might have to do one more fat transfer under my eyes because my eyes were so hollow and I had so much fucking filler under there that they scraped it out but I couldn't I'm so ecstatic with my cheeks and

they're going to go down so much. So good. Yeah, they're going to go down so much more. I don't mind this down here. I think this looks great. I can't wait until I have a jawline again. That would be great. So I don't look like fucking slimer.

But so far, I like it. And it's going to take probably like six more weeks before we can actually see like final results. And when they say once you're on this ride and you can't get off, they definitely mean it. You are on this ride until you heal. And you were trying to jog. day five.

I'm still trying to, dude, I got on the stair stepper last week and almost killed myself. I was like, I had to take a break because I was going to do my steps afterwards. I went and laid down on the couch and I was like, this is fucking miserable. Like, you literally cannot fucking do anything because you don't realize how much blood rushes to your face until you can't have blood rushing to your face. Yeah. So. And but you've been doing a lot of lymphatic massages too.

I have. I have been doing it. The lymphatic massages have been a fucking game changer. I'm telling you right now, if you have anything done to your face, body, whatever, I couldn't move my neck a couple days ago. And today I'm a little tight, but that's because I got work done yesterday. Tomorrow I'll wake up a lot looser. She has been moving so much stuff out of my body.

It's been crazy. There was so much stuff she moved out of my body the first time that I was sick as fuck the next day. From all the stuff draining into my body. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. And it's all self-inflicted, guys. I did it to myself.

And it is what it is. I'm not over here complaining, but I am going to always give you the real because this is exactly the reality of getting a facelift. And I don't feel like people show this side of it. Like, Christianer goes and gets a fucking facelift, hides for six months and then pops out on the red carpet looking fucking schnazzy and brand new.

She didn't show everything that's really going on. Like getting a deep plain facelift, neckliff, blephorplasty, fat transfer. is there anything else I'm forgetting? Is a brow lift? Endoscopic brow lift. Those are serious surgeries. Like it's a lot to get.

You were under for seven hours straight. Like it was almost to the minute. It took seven hours. And it like crazy enough though felt like it flew by, right? How me? Like it was like he was moving on thing to thing to thing that like I was so just in all of the whole situation that I was like, dude, it's been seven hours. Yeah.

We watched a whole season of love was blind. That's crazy. Oh, you were in. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy to think about. I was just so engaged in it. And like there were times I really could not look at you because that was wild.

And then I would like watch the video back and I'd be like, oh, our God. Like I'm glad I didn't look during that time. But it was I think my favorite part was that they sketched a picture of you. And then everything they cut off you, they laid on the photo so that they would know. So it would be like your tattoo. They took part of your tattoo off. And so like you can literally see that part of your sideburn. Like all of the pieces of your skin and your like little like lymph nose that they took out and stuff were just all laid out perfectly on this table.

I was so traumatized after the facelift that I couldn't even watch footage for like a week afterwards. No. Yeah. I would close my eyes the first night after I got out of surgery and I could see the fucking hospital lights swinging. Like it was so fucking weird. That's crazy. Well, because when you're under Anastain. anesthesia, you're not asleep. You're awake, but your brain is in a coma state. So you still,

yeah, your body is feeling everything that it's done to it. But even with like the numbing stuff, like that's why when people wake up in surgeries and they're like, ow, I'm hurting, because then their brain is awake and they can feel the pain. But I don't like that. Yeah. It's, didn't know that. You feel like that's what people in comas are feeling? Yes. Yes, that's why they tell you to talk to people when they're in comas, because they can, hear you, they can understand you. So literally, essentially, you're just in a coma while you're getting your fucking body chopped in half. So you were listening to Morgan Wallen with your face off. And jelly roll. I don't remember. Oh, bro. It was like shabuzzle, jelly roll. When she first went out,

like, I remember somebody was like whispering and then Dr. Gold was like, she's not sleeping. Like, she's out. Like, she can talk as lot as you want. She's not going to wake up. Yeah. I also didn't know how fast anesthesia worked. Me neither. Yeah. That was, I really, I really thought. It was like a process. Some people try to fight it. I don't. I'm like as soon as I feel it, let me go. Let me go.

I'm out of here. I can still hear you guys. And then you said, Dr. Gold is the best. Oh, God. And your eyes were slightly open. And I was like, is she really? Was it really that fast?

And they're like, oh yeah, she's ready to roll. Let's go. And then just like start it. I'm not joking. And he like touched your forehead and stuff. Yeah. It was like 40 seconds. Yeah.

It wasn't even a full minute. With the thing. in your mouth and your tongue out, you did look a little bit like Chachi. Like that. I have to get myself through that experience. I just have to look at me like, Chachi. You look like your mother. Yeah.

And then I thought that I could have Chachi next to me. I wanted him right after surgery. And I just could not even. I was so overstimulated. I couldn't leave the house for the first week because my anxiety was so high and I was so overstimulated. It was rough. It's still hard for me.

Even like sitting here doing the podcast, I have had like little bits of panic because I can feel how tired my throat is from talking so much. So it's like, I mean, it's a fucking process. If you're gonna get...

But you haven't taught this much since. I don't talk at all when I'm at home. Like barely. Yeah. Like, I mean, I'll say a couple words, but who the fuck am I talking to?

You know, my husband does all the talking. Is that weird to think about? Like, I don't really talk at my house. Yeah. I don't have anyone there. So I'll talk to the kid or like listen to her.

But like I don't have fucking. full on like have to run a show while I'm sitting at home you know so it's a hey baby say hi hey everybody I miss y'all it's a privilege to be able to get a facelift and I am not shitting on the fact that it is a privilege and it is completely 100% self-inflicted I just want you guys again to know the truth because I want I wish I had somebody like me because I fucking did a whole ton of research and everybody's like, oh, God, it's fucking glamorous, you know? And I'm just like, everybody's healing perfectly. Everybody's fine. Nobody's showing the nitty gritty. I remember you found like one lady who was like two weeks in. And you remember you were like, man, this one lady is

having a rough time like two weeks in. Like it must be hers. I think it's Star Monroe, I think, on TikTok or Instagram. She is the only fucking person who told the truth. She was so real about it. Yeah. And everybody I sent it to was like, oh, don't listen to her. It's not like. that and then come to find out the people who were telling me about their facelifts didn't even have the type of face lips. I was going to say they probably had like a mini one. It wasn't like full, you know. Yeah.

I did the whole shebang. Yeah. You said I'm doing this once and never again. Ever again. I will never go under for that long ever again unless it's absolutely fucking mandatory. Because I just can't. I don't like anesthesia like that. I like going to sleep.

I don't like waking up. So moving on from the facelift, we actually got to go on Jimmy Kimmel. I looked like a fucking hot topic walking billboard. What? Though, I fucking Krista man. Sometimes I give her a vision and it just doesn't translate.

I loved it. I didn't love it. Yeah, no, you looked so hot. No, I didn't love it. It was very emo kid for me.

And I'm an emo kid. Don't get me wrong, but it was very emo kid. No, I loved it. That was such a good. The fact that the Jack Black went so viral just makes my heart so happy. I hope he saw it.

I'm sure he saw it. His team reached out. to Brad. Yeah. Well, his team saw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

So I'm hoping that they... I'm sure they should. Yeah. Yeah. It was just funny seeing Jimmy like not registered at first. Oh, yeah. And then he's like,

yeah, Jack Black. And then he's talking about him shaving his face and he goes, he was like, wait, Jack Black. And then he starts cracking up. He took him a second to process because you really threw him off with that.

Yeah. And then he just starts laughing. It's great. Yeah. I think it's really cool, though, that Jimmy heard my interview with Howard Stern. and he requested me to come on the show, which I thought was really cool because that was my first

late night look. And I just appreciate you so much, Jimmy, for having me on. Like, I, thank you. Like, I feel honored that I was able to, you know, do my first late night talk show with you. So, it was just, it was really cool. It's really crazy to watch TV. So I always thought I wanted to be in TV and I wanted my own talk show, but I don't know. I feel like I'm too much of a like, like once I have you here, I just want to kind of like, you know, put my hooks in you as a right word. But yeah, like I don't want to say impersonal because that's the business, you know, but like when we did Kelly Clarkson, it's like, you know, everything moves so fast. You don't get to sit and spend time with people. And I don't know, like I feel like if I did my own talk show, I would definitely want more time

with people. So I think that's why streaming is better for us because I can do it on. Yeah, whereas TV is just like everything moves so fast. Yeah. And I do feel like with streaming, you can almost like make something more than one episode versus I feel like it's very microwave when it comes to late night. Like they're not going to continue a storyline into the next night. Every night is brand new. And I do feel like with streaming you can have a little bit more in depth. and like that could almost go to another episode like even like um she got us watching love is blind i would never watch that you know but like i think it's really cool how they film those and it's like an entire i just love storylines and i feel like you're able to capture that really well with

people and like i could see you doing something along the lines of like series because you're so great like i think you could host something like that like host a show oh i'm jama i'd be way too opinionated. I'd be like, bitch, this dude is playing you. Like, what are you doing? Like, I feel like that's what we need though. Move it or lose it, sister. I could move on from the show now. They're just too nice. Yeah, everybody's so fucking politically correct. Like, can we get over there. I can't wait till we go. Bring back Simon Cowell. Bring back the 90s in the 2000s when people didn't give a shit and we're allowed to say whatever the fuck they wanted. Even Simon Cowell's nice though. Have you ever watched his current stuff? My kid is obsessed with America's got talent. He's

so nice and I'm like, you were supposed to be an asshole. Yeah. You know? Like where's the asshole? Like Gordon Ramsey. Like, oh, he's always, this generation of kids can never handle Gordon Ramsey. I love Gordon Ramsey. There's no fucking way.

He is my favorite. Yeah. I've not, can we get crazy on this fucking talk? That would be great. I didn't even know Gordon Ramsey had a TikTok. So does his daughter. It's my favorite. I've seen his daughter.

It's such good content. Never seen that. I have become obsessed with all the kids forcing their, like, celebrity parents to be relevant on social media. And it just brings me so much joy. Like the person themselves isn't making so much comment to him, but it's like the child or like someone. I think it's just great.

I love that. I think that's awesome too. We never really got to talk about the Howard Stern experience either because I'm just so grateful that Howard had me on. Howard actually called me from his person. I have Howard Stern's phone number. That's a flux. He called me personal.

after the interview and it was just like, hey, I love what you're doing. I'm a big fan. Keep, keep going. I love your husband. Like, he was just so sweet and so, like, something you would never even think would come from Howard Stern. But for when they say, you know, don't meet your heroes, but I got to meet all of my heroes and I fucking, like Howard is the best out of all of them. He was so sweet, so gentle with me during the interview, which I really appreciated. Because I, I walked in they're nervous. I didn't know what to expect because I grew up on the old Howard, you know, the old Howard that would fucking was rough. I do feel like you brought a little side of him out though. Yeah. In certain parties, even you mentioned that, you were like he almost during your episode

reminisced a little bit. And I thought that was really cool that you're able to bring out that old Howard a little. Yeah. I would love to get Howard. Please come on the podcast. I'll come to you. I'll, I will sit with you and Beth. I'll stay the night. We'll hang out. We'll make it a whole day. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, he lives the life, though. He can, you know, run his own show and do what he does. So love it. And, yeah.

New York press runner was crazy. Yeah, we did a whole week of press. Yeah, people, I don't think people realize because they all got dropped. So, like, sprinkled everywhere. But you rolled out of that first book. Yeah, we were up at 5 a.m. doing glam. The next morning at 5 a.m. to do Howard. We all had, like, 45 minutes of sleep.

We were so tired in between these interviews that we had to rent. a hotel room. You looked like fucking Garfield. Yeah. I remember. We had to rent a hotel room because we had like two hours downtime, I think, so all of us could just eat and lay down. Like that's how tired we were from. That week was crazy. Yeah, it was really

insane. Gail King, fucking hilarious. I love her. I really love Gayle King, you guys. I love her. Gail King is amazing. She was really, really cool. And she was great. Juju from Nightline was amazing. She was so sweet. I haven't even got to drop any of the tour content. because we were,

we were so busy that it was, it was just back to back to back to back stuff. So we're going to start dropping some of the tour content and some pictures and stuff like that in the next week. I think we're also going to be dropping some episodes of the shows. Yay, I can't wait. Yeah,

we'll be dropping some episodes of the show. Clips of the, the musical guests that came out, Shinedown, Papa Roach, Wiz Khalifa. Fuck, there were so many people.

that came out. It was just wild. But yeah, we're going to be dropping those clips on YouTube. So if you are not subscribed to our YouTube, we have, there's two YouTube. There's my main one, which is Bunny X-O, and then there's the podcast one, which is Dumblon Pod. So go over there, subscribe, like, share, tell all your friends about it. But yeah, it's been a, it's been a wild week. It's been a wild fucking year. Yeah, I was going to say year because we rolled out of Grammys into tour, into facelift. And it just, I don't feel like. it has stopped like just 2026 we hit the ground running and then you got a movie yeah oh my god how could i forget that dude i can't believe we're about to make a movie about my life how fucking

insane is that Olivia keeps asking me if she can watch it and i told her no i want live so when you get older you can watch it we should let me in it somehow it's like you just let's let's if she finds your book laying around my house sometimes she's like can i read it yet and i said oh you know she's reading it when you're not home no probably oh god gotta hide them because she's like she's really she's all about it she's your biggest fan oh and the more you tell live no the more she's gonna do it yeah yeah she's spicy rebel without a cause yeah dude the fact that i have david glasser texting me like that's my homie is crazy dude him and his wife michel oh my god well michel is the reason why David Glasser even found out who we were.

Because she, I don't want to say fans, but she was like, she knew who we were and loved our story. And so she told him about it. And he was, he looked into it and was like, oh, dude, yeah, let's do this. And then for him to be interested in doing this movie, which it's not going to be a series, it's actually going to be a movie. So, and I get to executive produce it, which I am just, I can't, I hope this turns into me executive producing more movies.

Like I just hope that this is, I can't believe that I get to work next to some of these amazing fucking humans who have been doing this forever and learning from them. Like who gets to, this is like, I get to like, what is it called when they, when you go into train?

Intern. I get to intern with freaking David Glasser. That's insane. Like teach me everything, dude. Teach me everything, you know. I just give me your brain for a second.

I can just figure it out, you know, like I'm just, I'll learn by osmosis, just put his brain on top of my head. He came out and got to watch one of your shows in LA and I thought that was really cool that he, he enjoyed it. Him and Brad and Michelle all came out and I thought that was awesome. Yeah, B-Rad. Yeah, B-Rad. B-Rad is like my co-agent at WME. He's on the L.A. side, and he's just the best fucking human in the world. Obsessed with him. Obsessed. Yeah, him and Sloan. I just, Sloan's my favorite B-Rad Pitt. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm like Brad, no. Him and Sloan though, they're just, they're the best agents in this fucking business. And Sloan is so funny because I try to give her new clients all the time. She's like, Bunny, no. I have you. She's like, my hands are full. Yes. She's like, I don't need anybody else.

She refuses. She's like, I think it's very sweet that Bunny recommends people with me, but I'm going to have to tell them no. She's like, I'll try to find someone else for them. I know. I love that. Well, movie coming soon, guys. and I'm just so thankful.

The book has been on New York Times bestseller list for five weeks in a row. Three times at number one, one time at number two, one time at number three. Let's talk about the fact that you went from three and then searched back to one. It was the facelift. It was in, I think everybody was like, I need to learn what's wrong with this bitch. Why is she fucking getting a facelift at 46, which, you know, people are like, why did you get a facelift at 46?

And I'm like, why would I not? I don't want to go through this when I'm 65. I don't know how these chicks are handling this. Like I don't know how Chris Jenner is getting multiple of these while she's in her 70s. There's no fucking way. I don't want to go through this ever again. So preventative. Yeah, it's preventative.

And it makes it to where I can age, you know, more natural without having to get fillers and stuff like that. But yeah, yeah, man. It's been a wild ride. So we have a couple weeks off. I think we're going to go to the Bahamas for a wedding and then I don't think we have anything. else until tour starts right when does tour start do we know it depends on when we kind of started it's like close to us on logs earlier end of may early June oh okay so we've got some downtime yeah we might go to the derby should we you guys should we go to the kentucky derby literally larry berk had just text me

right now and he sent me a screenshot of my face and he said looks derby ready to me that's funny i mean won't be here i'm so sad looks Derby ready to me. I love that. He wants us to go so bad, but I want to go just to dress up. Oh, yeah. Isn't that why he will go? Yeah, I want to be in a crazy, I want the craziest looking derby outfit and hat to wear.

It would be so great. Yeah, I think it would be so fun. When is the derby? May? Second. Second. I don't know, guys. You might, you guys might see the Coven at the Derby this year.

We're just all in all black. It's a gothic one. Yes. I've never seen like a Gothic. Because they do all like the big pastels and stuff. Yeah. Like that's the we're going to stick out like a story. Oh, I can't wait.

We need a video of all three of us walking through the sea of pastels. Yeah, just like a picture from afar and it's all pastels and just like three blocks. More people can make YouTube videos and TikToks about how I'm a witch and all this stuff. Oh, yeah. Lord. Well, I love you guys. Thank you guys for turning into another episode of Dumb blonde. We will see you guys next week.

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