Dumb Blonde - Ghost of Kevin James
Episode Date: November 25, 2024The girls are back, and there’s so much to unpack! First up, a CMA Awards recap featuring the mysterious Kevin James sighting. Then, they dive into boogergate (the booger pick seen ‘round... the world) and Bunnie’s take on the Jeffree Star TikTok drama. Meme shares her spray tan disaster, they break down Luke Combs’ reaction to Chris Stapleton’s win, and Bunnie enters her wig era—plus, she teases a snippet of her original Christmas song, Come Here, Cowboy!Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
I don't care what anybody says.
It doesn't matter what time of year it is.
I never get tired of online shopping,
especially during the holidays.
Here's the thing, it's kind of gross out.
Even those of us that embrace the chilly weather
need something to break up long winter nights.
Something I love to do is treat myself to a little something,
but I don't want to spend a fortune on my winter blues.
That's where Quince comes in.
I'm absolutely obsessed with my Quince luggages.
I took them on tour, I brought them home, and they're still like brand new. I'm pretty much obsessed
with this brand, but there is something else that everyone needs in their closet. In my opinion,
Quince's iconic Mongolian cashmere sweaters, which start at $50. Or if you want to really
up the lux factor, check out their Italian leather leather handbags washable silk skirts and european linen
sheet sets whatever you're looking for all quince items are priced 50 to 80 percent less than similar
brands quince only works with factories that use safe ethical and responsible manufacturing
practices treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag go to quince.com slash b-u-n-n-i-e for 365 day returns plus free shipping on your order that's
q-u-i-n-c-e dot com slash bunny b-u-n-n-i-e to get free shipping and 365 day returns quince.com
slash bunny with new year's resolutions many of us will make a vow to eat healthier and that's a
good thing but what about our beloved pets and their nutrition? Greetings, I'm naturopathic Dr. Dennis Black,
and here at Meow Greens, we're on a mission to provide better nutrition for all cats,
because truthfully, all cat food is dead food. Which is why we created Meow Greens in the first
place. We bring their dead food back to life with live vitamins, minerals, probiotics, enzymes,
omega oils, antioxidants, and so much more. All with the tasty formula that your cat will love.
You can improve your cat's coat, digestion, and energy, and have less vet bills. Let 2025 bring
a new year and a new pet. Get a Jumpstart trial bag, normally $20. Get a 100% discount with promo
code MEOW. You just cover the shipping.
Bring your pet's food back to life.
Get your free Jumpstart trial bag.
Go to meowgreens.com.
Use promo code MEOW, M-E-O-W.
So good, your cat will ask for it by name.
Bunny XO.
She was a Vegas girl.
Bunny XO.
She changed my life.
Dumb blonde podcast.
And Bunny XO.
Kelly rolls like Bunny XO. You miss Bunny. Bunny XO. Tell me about Bunny XO, Dumb Blonde.
Hi ladies.
Hey.
What are you guys doing?
Barely awake. I'm barely here.
Bro.
I'm not alive.
Me either.
I'm not okay.
Oh.
Who fucking puts that?
Barely getting by.
Who puts that on their playlists?
Bro, I was just trying to support a cause yeah um so the cmas were yesterday and we are in studio day after filming this podcast because we just had so much
fun stuff to talk about and we didn't realize how fucking dead to the world we were gonna be yeah yeah it's been rough i i
literally slept until 3 p.m today same lucky i'm a liar i woke up at like 12 and laid in bed till
three oh i wish jay slept till three poor baby he was so tired i bet he has a show tonight
yep good lord he's on his way to birmingham right, baby. Birmingham. I liked Birmingham last year or a year before when we did it.
It's a cute town.
Yeah.
Birmingham's cool.
So yeah, the CMA is last.
What are we doing?
I don't know.
He never does this.
Normally he's a co-star.
What are you doing, Chach?
I think he just quit.
Grudgy.
Did you just quit on your mom?
It's because I didn't put in his Puerto Rican tear on him.
Come here.
Get your wig off.
Come here, Chach.
The wig is just sitting there.
Come on.
I know you want it on.
He's crazy.
He loves a good wig.
I'm telling you.
This dude right here, he loves to play a little dress up.
It doesn't matter if it's a bow tie.
It doesn't matter if it's a bow tie. It doesn't matter if it's a freaking sweater.
Like this dude loves clothes.
Put the wig on him.
Hold on.
Here we go.
Ready?
Oh.
Oh, tell everybody how pretty you feel.
Oh, see?
That's all he needed. That's all he needed to lay down yeah and the only reason i'm saying
that guys is because it's a sound on tiktok i feel like a puerto rican and that's my favorite
oh my goodness so yeah the cma's were last night daddy killed it with his performance
with brooks and dunn i believe that was the right best part of the night no for sure for sure i bawled
my eyes out during that and the post malone song i'm on national tv sobbing it is such a good song
yep yeah no that no i was gonna say you're on there for sobbing i'm on there for sprinting
out of the frame did you post that clip yet yes bro did it do good is it doing
good it's like 70 000 can we bring that up yeah bring that clip up that clip is so damn funny
so hayley was a seat filler for whenever jay had to like go and get ready for like his performance
or whatever and they tell you that you're not like they yell at you over the intercom they're like
sit down have respect like it was crazy last, the way that they were talking to us.
No one yelled at me, thankfully.
No, no, no.
They yell over the intercom before.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
You were too late.
Who the hell is this girl?
Yeah, for real.
And so Jay came out at the very last minute because he had just got done performing.
Right.
And he was up for an award the next this clip right here and here comes and so here comes jay and hayley had to get out of
his seat and here goes hayley looking like a little last second you can see him walking out
he commented and he said it looks like we're in a wrestling match and we're tag teaming each other Looking like a little mouse. And at the last second, you can see him walking out.
He commented and he said,
it looks like we're in a wrestling match and we're tag teaming each other in.
I love it, dude.
And I kind of like tapped him when I went by him too.
Good game.
Good game.
Good game.
Good game, Coach.
Imagine if you would have fallen.
I kind of wish you would have.
Talk about viral.
Kind of wish you would have. I viral kind of wish i didn't know the camera was
right there i did not see luke bryan standing right there i didn't either that's why i dug
down because i thought they were on the other side so now i'm just ducking for no reason i feel like
the show last night kind of was like lackluster and that's not me talking shit about the cms
it's a it's an amazing show but they did this year like
they did this crazy thing with the drop off and it was so lame like it was like i don't know it
was really weird didn't like it um the way they had the audience set up crazy weird they split
the audience this year all of all of all the artists were split apart from each other we all
hate like jay and everybody they all hated it they were like hi friend and had to like look at the like earnest was on the other side yeah post was over by earnest
like it was like just crazy i want to commend laney wilson though this is her first time hosting
and she killed it yeah i thought they were hilarious together all three of them absolutely
she brought the femininity yes it needed yes like and told Luke that whenever Luke came up to me and said hi.
And I was like, dude, I'm loving Lainey with you guys.
She brings that feminine energy that you guys are missing.
He's like, I love it.
She is such a good.
And I don't know how much of that's like improv or like, you know, those kind of things.
But just the way she was able to bounce with them, their chemistry was really strong.
And I loved it.
Yeah, she did great.
Lainey's great, man.
She Lainey is just you guys all know we're we love laney we're laney lovers on this podcast team laney
for sure and laney's just like man when you see her in public she is just the sweetest human her
aura is just so sweet her aura has to be like creams orange creamsicle like it's just like a like a honey baked ham oh yeah she has a honey
baked ham yeah yeah yeah she got a little honey baked ham in the pants it's the accent her accent
just makes me feel like i'm being hugged yeah and she's got like that sweet sweet sweet like just
southern but it's not like snarky and it's not like pretentious it's like she genuinely is just
like hey baby how you doing she cares yeah yeah so sweet and we talked about us being in like
the green room and all of a sudden they started filming we had no idea that they were like
actively like with that the walkout scene oh yeah we were standing right behind them and all of a
sudden they were like three two one action and we're like we're in a circle with our drinks like everybody's scrambling and shit no one warned us i love that
i love that though the cmas were awesome but i think my highlight of the night was not even on
camera my husband comes and sits next to mimi and i looks like he saw a fucking ghost white as can be white as can
be and breathless and i'm like you okay i look over at him i go baby are you okay and he goes
like he has something in his hand and he opens it up and it's a black beautiful like uh wooden
rosary yeah and i was like oh that's beautiful thinking like maybe a
fan gave it to him or something like that and he looks at me with these little puppy dog eyes and
he goes kevin james just gave me this and me and mimi were like wait what i go what the first thing
i did was i looked at hey mimi i go tell hayley right now and this had just started filming i'm like this
at the same time i'm like this is not a drill kevin james is here yeah this is my father
literally i'm dude literally like how upset like we are all obsessed with kevin james
but hayley is like kevin james was kevin james for halloween yes do we have a video of kevin
of hayley's kevin james's fucking can we find one we have a video of kevin of hayley's kevin james is
fucking can we find one i have a whole get you want to get ready with me no no no just let's
get let's get full monty already um but yeah so like i look over at him i'm like are you
fucking kidding me kevin james is here he's like he just appeared out of nowhere literally we run
to the back next commercial break to try to find kevin fucking james this
dude is nowhere to be found and nobody even knows that everyone's like what do you mean
kevin james we're like kevin james nobody else saw him no he was nowhere else like the ghost of
kevin james like kevin where did you go where were you where were you sir you could never come to an
award show again
and not show up and fucking say hi i tried to give it a goob to see if i could find red carpet
pictures of him can't find those i on our walk out you should have seen me i probably look like
a psychopath i was staring everyone in their face as i walked trying to hold your dress
she's running through the hallways looking for kevin james she got her superhero run on
i love that yeah but so we never got to see kevin james never got to meet him
like that that's like meeting like dolly you know like yes oh that's like meeting like dolly you
know like that is like that's like meeting jesus no i wouldn't go that far
i would go that far it's me look at this is hayley there's hayley right there full kevin
james fit for halloween you know and you want to know what the crazy thing is hayley okay hayley
we all know is a player from the himalayas she gets more fucking ass than a toilet seat this girl goes out on halloween night on a date
dressed as fucking jelly roll i was like hayley how are you ever gonna get dick down if you're
fucking dressed as my husband like that's not hot and she's like i didn't even think about it
i'm trying to be all cute and stuff and i have a full-on beard
did you say you were flirting with people all night?
Yes, and no wonder they weren't flirting back.
Kevin James.
You fucking dress up as Kevin James, too.
Like, stop being fucking hideous creatures.
I'm cock-blocking myself, man.
Stop being a cock-block.
It's literally like Mean Girls when everyone's, like, cute and dressed up, super looking.
Yep, there it is.
girls when everyone's like cute and dressed up super look yeah yep there it is i was drunk as fuck in this by the way
look i kissed the phone guess who's not getting dick that night
hayley that's what i did when i came home from the bar. You said, you texted me and said,
you said,
make,
make a video scene to one of his songs.
And jelly's gonna,
uh,
do edit,
did this fucked up and never do edit it.
Listen,
my husband told,
that's what my husband said.
And fucking,
I gave you the instructions.
You know how fucking crazy he is on Tik TOK though.
He has been unleashed onto this app
he has he comments on everything now like you know he took his hiatus yeah so his profile wasn't very
like interactive he very very small interactions now that he's like on it i noticed him the other
day he's like refreshing his feed i watched him like so annoying he was like opening up his
notifications and stuff i'm
like he's a full-on tiktoker now yeah he is don't let anybody know that though but speaking of him
being all over tiktok let's talk about it booger gate 2024 ladies and gentlemen
mimi is terrified of and for him to have last night did that video with you yeah and then turned to me and wiped it on me
and then he goes you too and he's hailey i almost left that was almost i was almost was like you
know what i'll see you guys later so for those of you who don't know what we're talking about
you must live under a fucking rock but my husband was at ufc and he
was sitting behind donald trump kid rock elon musk and he was knuckle deep in his freaking nose and
then everybody says he ate it but i saw him roll it in his hand first and kind of flick it and then
just touched his mouth but i mean for everybody who wants to just let's just say he did
eat it you know first of all my husband has a little tick okay he's always had a little tick
and when he's nervous he picks his fucking nose there are so many times that i have pulled his
hands away from his face because he'll just start digging in his nose he doesn't normally eat him but like he'll
just dig in his nose dude and the fact that the world is like oh my god i can't believe jelly
roll fucking is eating a booger and it's like some people said i can believe that right right
right and for those that said they can believe it you're a real you know who we are we're fucking
dirtbags we pride ourselves on
being dirtbags comment section is fire oh no it's hilarious it's hilarious but the funniest thing is
is like you guys will support women drinking their own period blood smearing their period
blood on their faces eating placenta pouring it in plants but my husband eats something from his body i mean it's like we're all about uh our bodies
our rights right well let him eat his fucking damn booger let them the man does so much good
in this world he fucking literally hours before that was probably at a fucking orphanage you know
fucking pouring light on fucking children and like making donations to people.
Let him eat the booger.
Again, let the man eat the fucking booger, bro.
Let's watch this for a second.
Oh, God.
Are we watching booger?
I don't know if I can.
The booger thing.
Just turn away.
I don't know if I can.
I'm going to try.
I'm going to listen.
I'm going to go to Batman.
And the lady that posted this.
Come on, man.
Like. no.
I think you chewed.
I have picked my nose and eaten my boogers.
I used to have a booger graveyard next to my bed of just crusty, bloody boogers that just sat on my wall.
If you, Mimi, have you ever eaten a booger in your life
maybe as a child as a child not even as a teenager i know cocaine nights i used to pick boogers out
of my nose that had fucking eight balls in them and just eat them i'd fuck it have you ever had
a cocaine booger no done cocaine no it's the worst it is the worst you'll be like nine o'clock in the
morning cleaning the crusties out of your nose, eat a cocaine booger,
be high for like another fucking hour.
It's fucked up.
It is fucked up.
It happens.
I'm telling you.
I'm crying.
What the fuck?
The whole point.
What the fuck?
The whole point.
The fuck?
Do you follow him?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? The whole point of this conversation is though,
is like
let the man eat he could be doing so much worse things literally like this man is a fucking angel
on earth who does nothing but good for people and everybody's like oh there's the booger eater
you know and it's just like like how fucking childish can we be dude i posted a video of
jay and i today and they're like oh oh, he eats his boogers, sis.
That's all my comment was.
Yeah.
They're like, oh, you're trading places with booger roll.
I love it.
Listen, I love my little boogie roll.
I don't care.
I'll eat his boogers for him.
I'm friends with the boogie man.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that.
No, I'll eat his boogers for him.
Okay.
Let's not.
Let's change the subject.
Get up here, Chach. What are you doing? He's staring at this wig. He wants his wig. No okay let's not let's change the subject get up here chach what
are you doing he's staring at this wig no he's literally staring at the wig he wants the fucking
wig okay oh okay okay all right it's your world we're just living in it yeah so anyways moving
on from booger gate because that was just i can't even fucking believe that that's happened what else has happened on TikTok this week that we can talk about in our lives are we are we talking about it
talking about what what happened on TikTok
with Jeffrey and the other person yeah I mean let's talk about it. Who's got a teenager? We do. And guess what? She is
ridiculously hard to keep track of. And if I didn't have Life360 on my phone, I would never
know where this kid is. The entire family and I have Life360 and my husband actually uses it more
than I do. He knows where everybody is at every time, which I think is so funny. But I'm telling
you right now, Life360, if you you have a teen especially one that's newly
licensed you want to know how many miles per hour they're driving you want to know how long it took
them to get from point a to point b it sounds crazy but in this world it's not life 360 has
been a game changer for our family life can get chaotic sometimes with that to-do list for yourself
and things to do with or for your family one thing you don't have to worry about is where your family
members are thanks to life 360. life 360 is an app that makes it easier to organize your family. One thing you don't have to worry about is where your family members are thanks to Life360. Life360 is an app that makes it easier to organize your family's day-to-day routines
and lets you see in real time where they are so you can eliminate the stress of wondering and
asking them where they are. I gotta admit I was super iffy about the family having each other's
locations in the beginning because I just felt like it was kind of a breach of privacy but I'm
telling you right now peace of mind is priceless. And knowing that our daughter is okay
at all times means so much to me. Knowing that my husband made it to another city when he's on tour,
them being able to check on me and know where I'm at. If my battery is low on my phone, they tell
me to charge it. If they're missing me, they send me a little I love you message. Like it's the
cutest app and I absolutely love Life360.
I never want to live life without it.
Family proof your family with Life360.
Visit Life360.com or download the app today and use code BUNNY, B-U-N-N-I-E, to get 15% off.
That's Life360.com, code BUNNY, B-U-N-N-I-E.
code bunny b-u-n-n-i-e okay so here is my take on the situation that happened um on tiktok if you saw the video cool if not cool i don't really care i don't really honestly have a side i was
put in a situation that i should have never fucking been put in you know and um this creator i have only met two times in my life and that was the first
yeah the first time i met them was when they had this altercation with jeffree star and then a
second time after that they came to a show a one of my husband's shows and i i genuinely love this
creator and i love his husband his husband fucking sweetie love his husband his husband is just
the sweetest thing ever I might like his husband more than him but I mean anyways they're the
cutest couple just because I love somebody doesn't mean that I have to like their actions and doesn't
mean that I can't it's not okay for me to set up boundaries with them and I feel that Jeffrey has
been everybody's been roasting Jeffrey, man.
I mean, I'm talking like since he went on the canceled podcast with Tana and them.
Then he went on Trisha's podcast, which has yet to drop.
And, you know, people are just eating him alive.
And I get it.
I get that Jeffrey is, he's this polarizing fucking creature that everybody is either obsessed with or hates.
And that's how his life has always been. And was Jeffrey not a good human back in the day?
Sure. I didn't know him then. So, you know, things that he's done in the past.
Absolutely. Some of them are, you know, not OK. And he's owned up to everything that he's done.
And he's Jeffrey and I have been friends for
about two years now and like we have Thanksgiving together like dude has ridden on my fucking
tour bus like I love that dude that's my fucking homie Farmer Jeff is my homie and you guys know
you guys know how I am we love Farmer Jeff my husband loves Farmer Jeff like is Farmer Jeff
coming to Thanksgiving this year that's all my husband cares about youff like is farmer jeff coming to thanksgiving this year that's all
my husband cares about you know he's like i fucking love jeff and when jeffrey is around us
and our family i don't know if maybe he just feels the love and he knows that he's in a safe space
but he is his walls are down so different yeah his walls are down he's sweet he's loving he's
just happy almost he's really him yeah like he's really him
and i that's how i genuinely feel about my friend farmer jeff i haven't seen this side that people
are talking about and i'm the type of person who you are innocent until proven guilty and until you
show me that side of you i'm gonna have your back until, you know, the wheels fall off. And this other creator, you know, saw that Jeffrey was getting a lot of hate online and needed the views.
I mean, let's go back and look at his views.
You can see that he needed the views.
And we're content creators.
That's what we do.
We fucking hop on the bandwagons and we fucking talk about shit if it's relevant at that time and fucking get the views for it dude do you i 100 get that do not throw me under the bus because you hate somebody
and that's where i got my feelings hurt because i was like damn i really looked at this person like
somebody that was really like just a sweetheart to me put your neck out for this person because inviting somebody to the Opry that's not our concert that's the Opry's show
yeah that's the difference between a concert and the Opry are two completely different things
yeah you are attending as an artist Opry's show versus like us having a concert somewhere yeah
like you put your neck out for that person
that and it it's the Opry is a sacred space you know so it's an honor for us to even fucking be
able to step in the building especially people like us we don't fucking belong there and we are
there representing my husband who is my number one priority no matter what the fuck goes down
I am there to represent my husband. If you guys want
to fucking act a fool, do you, but don't fucking let it get out of hand. Keep it between you guys
and let's keep it respectful. We're, we're here on business. You know, we're not here just, you
know, whatever. Anyways, this other creator was in town in Nashville and he had kept inviting me to
like lunch or something like that. It was a busy week week I forget exactly what was going on um and I
just said hey you know if you want to come to the Opry I would love to see you and your husband I
can see you there because then it's like a controlled environment Jeffrey does Alexandra
Kay's merch so he was going to the Opry anyways with Alexandra Kay he just happened to be there
and Jeffrey's my buddy dude so of course he's going to hang out in our room yeah I don't exactly
remember what happened
but I remember I introduced these two and I was like yeah this is so-and-so he's you know got a
little channel that he does blah blah blah Jeffrey was being sweet I have the videos of the introduction
like we were being for real like it was like a cool introduction I don't know if I was talking
to somebody I don't know if I was in the room, if it happened, like, this is how minute the situation was to me. I was going to say to you, it, it, it wasn't enough to
make a deal out of it. That makes sense. I didn't think it was a big deal. Um, but I do remember
you had to come to me and say, Hey, this person is upset about something. And then kind of explain
it to me. He said that I was in the room to when it happened, but he also said that you
explained to me what was
happening so i don't know i don't know the details i don't believe you were standing there yeah yeah
i don't know no but anyways i got when i found out what was going on i left my husband's situation
or you know saying hi to everybody i mean i think i was talking to like fucking um what what's that
dude's name that we love so much him and his wife the older country singer who's always supporting jay i forget his name i have video of us talking but he's at always
at jay's stuff and um he was at the opry that night and i was just saying hi to everybody
and um i went back in the room i'm just like hey man what happened you know and he's like well
i was explaining that you know my husband was explaining that we get death threats or something like that.
And Jeffrey looked over at us and said, who the fuck?
You're not getting death threats.
Who do you think you are?
Or something like that.
Who are you?
Like, who are you?
Yeah.
Who are you?
That was the words.
Who are you?
And I was like, oh.
And I started laughing.
I was like, that's just how Jeffrey is.
I was like, he's so fucking blunt.
I was like, I don't think he meant anything by it, but I'll go figure it out and find out what's going on so I go over to Jeff and I'm like are you being I said
can you be nice so what are you doing he said what are you talking about and I was like are you being
fucking rude he's like no and I was like what just happened with you guys yeah he's like I just he
goes I genuinely want to know who the fuck are they that they're getting death threats because
I'm pretty famous and I don't get death threats and i was just like jeff i love you stop fucking acting like that i was like just be nice
and he's like fine you know but like that's his personality that wasn't a that was not him showing
a side of him no one's ever seen if you know anything at all about jeffrey that's his personality
yeah so you know i went to him i'm just like be nice and stop acting like that and then i went over to them and i'm like hey yes he said he he said this to you i'm so sorry
i'm sorry if that hurt your feelings like it's all love like let's just fucking have a great night
what the fuck else am i supposed to do in that situation seemed fine they were side stage with
us after there's video so yeah there's video of all of us hanging
out being fine and in his video he says i feel so i felt so fake in that moment then why didn't you
leave i know but how is that on you i know if i feel fake in a moment i'm going to fucking remove
myself yes and i'm going to fucking leave so no one forced you to come side stage i want to make
that very clear you were invited and you
took that invite and came with us so every i thought everything got got put to the side and
him and jeffrey just you know having the little tiff i don't have may i don't have time to referee
grown men you know what i'm saying i'm there for my fucking husband i don't give a fuck what you
two got going on and that's just that's what it is what it is and if that's rude i don't give a
fuck i ride for my husband that's it period point blank period and we're at the opry
nobody's fucking stealing my shine no so i wake up the other day and i have a few people text me
and they're like do you see what this person's saying about you and i'm like so i've like had
crusty ass eyeballs and i see this guy's video and he's like i've been waiting to talk about this for
six months and like you know and i'm like cool that's your story to tell tell your story like you deserve to talk about that encounter
if that's exactly how you felt about it talk about it whatever you got to do and in the video he says
and bunny just looked at me and said well that's how he is that's not all I said to you and you
know that's not all I said to you and that's fine and if that's how you want to portray how I was to you I don't need people like that in my life who only tell half truths
you know he's a sweet boy and he does he has a great job uh does a great job at what he does
but I'm allowed to draw a boundary with you especially when I see you talking shit about
me and agreeing with people who are talking shit about me in the comments oh yeah and then you let thousands of people just tear me apart like I didn't protect
you when I did fucking protect you I took time out of my night to fucking referee children you
know what I'm saying that my first time ever meeting you this is the drama that happens
I've been around Jeffrey a million times and never had a fucking problem with him.
You come in the picture and now there's a fucking problem.
Let's talk about it.
You know what I'm saying?
So I sent him a voice note.
Actually, I text him because at first I just couldn't believe I said, I did stick up for you.
I told Jeffrey, stop acting like that,
because that's exactly what I did. And then he texts me back and he says, well, my problem isn't
really with you and goes on to talk about the situation that happened and how you had to tell
me about it. And then, um, and then says, and then I text you and said, we were leaving. No,
you, I stayed away from you after that happened
and I kind of kept a wedge between him and Jeff because I literally didn't want them to have to
I didn't want to have to cater to them so I was sitting outside of our our dressing room with
Jeffrey and he's like hey we're about to leave but da da da da da um which I thought they were
gonna leave and I'm like cool so I went in there to go say bye to them and I'm like hey Jay's about
to go on stage do you guys want to come and they're like yes he made it sound like I brought
them side stage because I felt sorry for them and you forced it or something yeah that wasn't forced
I left him that did not happen and I left him a voice note and I it's about two minutes long and
I have the voice note right here that I can play for you guys which which I gladly will. And here, I'll just play the voice note
so that you can hear why I blocked him.
Good.
But it's like, just because you have hate for somebody,
don't pull in other people.
That's not okay.
And that's why I blocked him.
So here's the voice note I left him.
I said, I started off in the beginning.
I said, I hear what you're saying.
I see what you're saying and I left him. I said, I started off in the beginning. I said, I hear, I hear what you're saying. I see what you're saying. And I hear you. I don't really remember what exactly happened
because it was just, everything was so busy that night. It was at the Opry, but I do know that
Jeffrey told me his side. I do know that you told me your side. And I do know that I'm there at the
Opry for my husband and I don't have time to cater to grown men having a little spat I do know that you told Jeffrey something about um you guys
were getting death threats or something like that and Jeffrey said well who the fuck are you like
just kind of like what do you mean you're getting death threats like why would people give you death
threats and when I confronted Jeffrey, but, and
I don't even want to say confronted, because that's a really big word, but when I did say something to
Jeffrey about it, he's like, no, I didn't even mean it like that, he's like, you know, I'm sarcastic, you know,
I'm just pretty blunt with how I say things, he's like, I genuinely wanted to know who the fuck they
are, that they're getting death threats, so, I mean, I don't know, I think it was really shitty
of you to try to paint it like, you know, like I didn't stick up for you or like I brought you side stage because I felt sorry for you.
No, my husband just went on stage. We all went side stage. I have a video of me, you and Jeffrey standing side stage, smiling and laughing and having a good time.
having a good time. Had I known that you were that upset about that, like I would have definitely,
you know, tried to make you feel better than I did. I mean, I apologize to you and your husband so many times. I don't know what more you wanted me to do in that situation. It was very awkward
for me to have to be in that situation also. And Jeffrey's apologized to me numerous times.
And then I've seen you after at shows and like, you've never brought it up again. And I don't know, it just seems really it feels I don't know, just kind of like a slap in the face that you would even try to make it seem like I'm the bad person in this situation because you have a problem with Jeffrey.
And it's not right and it's not okay, but I still love you and I genuinely hope the best for you.
And yeah, just have a great day and the holidays are coming up and I hope you just love on everybody around you, baby.
Spread love because there's so much toxic shit in this world, man.
We don't need any more of that.
And that's the last thing I said to him. And then he took it upon himself to go and make another video about how I left him a two minute message that didn't even didn't even deserve a reply.
And you're mad that I blocked you, homie.
You blocked me.
Let's talk about how you blocked my team.
Like, it's just, dude, i've met you two times i if this
show me who you are one time and that's all i need to see you know what i'm saying and it's like
i don't have beef with you at all i genuinely do not care about the situation you made a big deal
over somebody asking you who the fuck you were that's an ego problem and I don't deal with people who have egos you know what I'm saying like I mean and like on the second time that he was at our the concert
never brought up Jeffrey never never said anything and the crazy thing is in our text messages I have
text messages of videos that he's posted about me or my husband or like something and he's asked for
approval on it and this video
he decided not to ask for approval on because he knew he was being shady i just don't appreciate
half-truths and i'm allowed to block whoever disturbs my peace and baby i am what is what
does gypsy rosa say i'm on a high right now can't take fucking whatever the fuck you know she's like
can't bring me down like i'm in such a good space that it's like if you just show me who you are one time that's all i need to know and i've only met you
twice dude like stop making it seem like we were fucking best friends because yeah and that's what
the comments were they're saying so i just wanted to clear the air they were like wow he lost such
a good friend and i'm like that was the first time they met yeah that Jeffrey is my good friend yeah and I'm gonna I'm riding for farmer Jeff yeah Jeff's coming to Thanksgiving yeah yeah Jeff will be at
our house next week for Thanksgiving coming in you know like we we've spent real time with Jeff
and I have friends from the past who have had a problem with Jeffrey who have told me like hey man
this is what happened to me and there was a couple situations where i was like damn you know like do i continue this friendship you know and in my mind i just think
about myself and there is so much shit about me online that if somebody really wanted to they
could really fucking make a judgment against me and be like this girl's a piece of shit i don't
want to be friends with her just because of hearsay on the fucking internet
and so i just truly believe that i am going to love people until they give me a reason to
to not give them my love anymore i always feel like if i would i want to be held against
you know a friendship against the sins of my past and i'm like man i've done some shady shit in my
past like i've done some really fucked up stuff and i couldn't imagine if everyone right now meeting me was to judge me
on things i did so long ago because that's not who i am today 20 years ago i was doing drugs and
robbing people yeah like you know could you imagine if everyone's like we can't be friends
with her because she you know and she did cocaine yeah well that well i think they're robbing people is why they wouldn't
want to be with me but i was i didn't want to i didn't want to like listen i was on xanax i
fucking liked i i always felt like if fucking a dude wanted to give me money he deserved to get
robbed because he's propositioning me for sex so he deserved it you know and he was probably married
okay was it right no but i've admitted to my fucking sins and i've you know like
i've just i believe that people can change yeah and does jeffrey still have a fucking is he still
can jeffrey's a little firecracker you know what i'm saying he's gonna fucking tell you what the
fuck he thinks when he thinks it he's just fucking real yeah and people aren't used to that real and you know it it kind of like
it set me back when all this like went went down and i think i said this to you and i was like
the fact that this dude was so taken back by someone blatantly saying something to him
just shows who he surrounds himself with yeah also that all those people are not real enough to tell you something you were so
taken back that someone was real with you and that's kind of sad but another thing is too that
and another reason he got blocked is i don't go to the internet and talk shit never like that is
so that could have been a simple text though the day after yeah or literally like why was that
brought up six months later or Cause Jeffrey's trending right now
or literally call me after you post that. After I send you the two minute voice note that didn't
deserve a response, which I thought I was very nice. Do I sound like I'm upset? Am I upset now?
No. Did you hurt my feelings and show me when you showed me who you were? Yes. Because I'm normally
a really good judge of character. I didn't see that coming at all. And what's crazy is my husband
did. I told him what he did and he was like, I saw that coming. I was like, what? I hate when my
husband's right, dude. Cause I'm like, damn. I'm like, I didn't see that coming because I really
thought he was a sweetheart, you know? And you know, don't start none, won't be none. I'm allowed
to defend myself and I always will. And, um, you know, people who
know me should know there's always more to the story and I'm, I'm just not going to go and make
a Tik TOK video about it. I'll talk about it on my podcast. Cause Hey, thanks for the downloads.
You know what I'm saying? But yeah, this is my place where I'm going to speak my piece and it
is what it is. Jeffrey said the same thing. He was like, man, fuck that guy. So literally I sent it
to Jeffrey and Jeffrey's like, and this is how downffrey is for me like i love him so much he's
like you want me to make a video about it i said no i do not want you to make a video about it
you know jeffrey's like jeffrey's like just say the word he's like i'll make a video about it and
i'm like no no it's not even that serious i'm like because your video will get way more views
you know what i'm saying it's like
the michaela drama right now i'm living for his videos yeah so no but yeah no so moving on from
that that's that's my story and i'm sticking to it and you know just be a good human dude it's
it's not that fucking hard communicate yeah communicate not everything has to be put online
yes your story with jeffrey deserves it okay
cool perfect but leave me the fuck out of it because i didn't do anything wrong
i genuinely did nothing wrong he could have said to jeffrey right there like hey man
why did you say that yeah yeah yeah you know like why did it happen or talk like grown men
have a conversation have a conversation like grown men
be comfortable with uncomfortable conversations yes like yo that hurt my feelings dude why would
you say that to me yeah you know or like what's your problem with because if someone said that
to my husband i would literally be like hey man yeah yeah not not my sweet little husband yeah
you know like if somebody asked me who the fuck are you? I'd be like, well, do you let me,
let me show you,
honey,
let me show you who I am.
You know,
I would never take offense to that.
I'd be like,
well,
actually this is who I am.
And this,
you know what I mean?
Yeah,
no,
but yeah.
So that's what happened in case anybody was wondering.
I mean,
it's not,
it's really not that fucking juicy.
That's the,
that's the crazy thing is we're literally having this conversation over somebody saying,
who the fuck are you? Yeah, that's's it that was the gist of it like we're about to go to fucking
world war three and that's what you guys fucking care about bro get the fuck out of here i got i
got if if it's not making me if it's not fucking me financing me or feeding me i don't give a fuck
dude so please can't miss me with that bullshit.
That should be a t-shirt.
Quote of the fucking night. I think it's a meme.
Oh, okay.
Definitely.
Definitely a meme from MySpace, from the MySpace days.
Let's talk about how haunted our fucking new studio is.
This is wild, you guys.
The doorbell rang like a little bit ago.
I don't know if you guys heard that or not.
So ever since we've moved in,
every time we come in this studio,
the,
I have a fucking a whole reason for this,
but the,
the front door ring doorbell rings and we always think it's my neighbor,
but,
and it's not,
but, um, we'll go and
look nobody will be there i think that it is and i came in today and there was keys in the door
these keys just fucking appeared out of nowhere dude it's crazy but i don't get a sense of
anything bad here i get a sense of like there was something here or maybe this was built on
top of something or something like i don't know we did buy a lot of antiques yeah that too so i just feel like the ghosts are just like
saying like they're happy we're here yeah it's like hello they're like ding dong hello you know
like hello jucky they're just so excited we're here like there's movement you know because we're
like we're we pop in and pop out of here so much you know yeah but i mean it's really it's crazy
because jay and i used to live in this apartment on um where is that is it east nashville west 46th
is i don't know we used to live in when we first moved out here we got this apartment
jay and i lived in this apartment for about i don't know maybe six months and i would have the worst panic attacks
in this fucking apartment i'm talking like it was so bad i had to wear a heart monitor because i was
going to the hospital so much oh my god like it was fucking crazy i i genuinely looked at jay one
time because we had gone to the hospital and i was like i think i'm losing my mind. Like, that's how crazy it was. So I started researching, like, the area.
Come to find out, that apartment building was brand new,
like, had just gone up.
But back in the day, it was a fucking Indian burial ground.
Yes.
When I found that out, we moved the fuck out.
The shit stopped happening to me.
Fucking crazy, right? You never mess with indian burial ground indian burial straight out of a movie yeah somewhere here in nashville crazy right what yeah that was like remember our um studio in music row
yeah it was an old psych ward yes do you remember the studio on music row at one point was a psych ward
okay and we hated that place yeah i hated it it was just it was really it was like really
repressed vibes and honestly i don't think jay wrote an album out of that studio
no there was nothing ever constructive that came out of that studio. Is that the studio where I fell down the stairs?
It was the one with the really creepy stairs.
Yes.
I hate it.
That was it.
You fall out of the stairs everywhere.
When do you not fall is what I want to know.
Haley fell on tour two years in a row.
Bro,
this one was worse.
Same me.
Yeah,
it was bloody.
Bro,
we were walking down the street in Cincinnati,
right? Is that where we were and she straight like i just hear i hear something slap their ground and she goes
like a little chihuahua and this is like in public on a street corner about to cross cars
everywhere so embarrassing i got up so fast oh the phone slid into the road i was like
i'm good i'm good let's go and she runs to an alleyway and then she goes ow and there's just
blood running down her leg there was a brand new tattoo that she scraped up and i was bleeding from
a new tattoo it was like straight meat oh is this in cleveland that we're talking about cincinnati
oh yeah yeah and then she goes and
there's like police officer pulling out he's like she goes do you think he has a first aid kit
i love it same knee as last last year you fell backstage my scabs are gone
oh and then i was like okay let's go get the first aid kit back at the place we walk a block
we get there and i'm like okay i'm gonna wipe it she goes i just got a fresh spray tan could you just dab it i'm just i was kind of
more concerned about the spray tan you were yeah i was just dabbing strips of blood you know when
you get a good spray tan it's just like fuck no you're crazy about spray tans i i don't look at
my spray tans the way you look at your spray tans let's talk about this ladies okay when i go to spray tan i wake up i'll shower that's it i don't
even care if i shave nothing i just shower i spray tan and then i fucking leave it on for four hours
and wash it off this woman right here her spray tan regimen takes two hours she has to wash her hair she has to
shave her legs and her vagina full body a full body shave she has to moisturize she has to loofa
she makes the tan look better and last longer bro it's not how long it's 20 dollars like the next
day she sleeps or so i i can't wash mine off in four hours which i have done before it's
gone it's all gone i can't sleep in a spray tan oh i already feel and smell like i'm burnt like
there's no fucking way i'm doing that can't do it so yeah ladies which one are you are you a hayley
or a bunny whenever it comes to spray tanning or maybe that would never get a spray tan because no mimi got one tell them about what happened mimi
okay so first off i don't get spray tan i don't care to be tan i have enough color on my body i
don't need more and i go and bunny is so excited she was like we're getting mimi's first
let's go and they're the machine so i i don't know anything about these she walks in she's like all
right they're gonna like tell you to do these poses and she's like showing me the poses and
all this kind of stuff and i like forgot to put the shower cap on my hair so like it's about to
start and i was like and i jump out of it and now at
this point because i have bad memory i have forgotten all the moves that bunny has just taught
me so i put the shower cap on super fast i get in and it's like two one and then i'm like looking
at the screen trying to figure out the pose and i like i'm too late at it and so it's already to the next pose so it's like part way down and
i'm like moving and it was very much like the ross from friends moment because i'm pretty sure i don't
even got much on my back at this point you were so uneven bro the next like four hours this tan
is developing and it just looks like someone shat on me it's like speckles of tan everywhere and i just
looked awful it was rough it was like the time bailey had that fucking mustache when she got
fucking sprayed it was so bad guys that don't don't spray down no i love it i will spray tan
but i don't need to do a fucking 12-hour ritual before i fucking spray tan bro can we talk about luke combs reaction on tiktok the best part of the night
bro best part of the night i love him though like so funny dude shout out chris stapleton like
you're the fucking goat you win everything your wife's a fucking badass too she walked by me last
night she goes hey bunny i was like so majestic i was like how does she know who i am bro she walked by with a cape on and it was like i
don't even know if she was actually taking steps it looked like she just glided past me yeah queen
of narnia or something she came up to ashley mcbride next to us and told her she was a strong
like badass woman and she walked away and Ashley McBride was shaking.
She was like,
she just say that to me.
I love Ashley McBride so much.
You deserve that.
Yeah.
She's amazing.
Um,
but yeah,
his wife is dope.
But anyways,
it was just hilarious because we were all thinking the same thing.
Like Chris,
it's just,
it's a given.
He's going to win five awards at each fucking show.
Yes.
And when they announced that Chris had won another award,
I remember we were just like,
yay,
go Chris,
go,
you know,
whatever.
And fucking Luke looks over and he's like,
like the way he said it was like,
he couldn't fucking believe it.
Just the fucking,
the,
the umph behind what he said was so fucking funny dude oh my god
luke comes is a very naturally funny person so fucking funny you posted a gift or no like a
makeup tutorial with me he's like shooting flies in the back and he's in the background
hunting flies with a salt shaker there's a salt gun. This one. Watch, here it is.
This is Kristen's eighth win from Rachel Lisa Deer.
Wait.
I did not realize we were in the background of this video.
No, I did not.
Yes.
Bro.
Bro.
His eighth?
I mean, the way he was just like damn but literally we were all like damn dude like bro clear save some swag for the rest of us mr
stapleton okay yeah just keep watching it that shit was funny dude like so good bro so funny there's so many funny moments that is hilarious the minute
so we're on the red carpet last night doing like interviews and stuff and she goes we have a song
to promote and just pushes me in front of a camera right and her and i are standing there
and we're just like laughing right and we're like because i'm like you fucking bitch
okay but you want to know why miranda lambert's manager is a fucking boss and we're like because i'm like you fucking bitch okay but you want to
know why miranda lambert's manager is a fucking boss and we just saw them the other day right and
i don't know how that it got brought up chewing gum yeah i was chewing gum and i know she indirectly
said it to me because i'm always chewing she's not because you're doing it anyways yeah i was
like no it is because i'm doing it um but, she talked about how like people on the red carpet get smacked gum.
She said she would walk around with her hand out back in the day and make people spit the gum in her hand.
Yeah. And she's like this tough German woman.
So it's like when she talks, you fucking listen because you're just getting free game, you know?
And she said, ladies, I don't even know how to do a German accent.
Ladies, anytime you're on the red carpet, carpet she said just act like you're having fun laugh your mother is watching yes you know you
want that you want them to think that you're just having the time even if you're not talking about
anything you just laugh she said so i fucking shoved me in the back of the fucking entertainment
tonight videos and we're just back there laughing and having a great time but we actually were
having a hilarious conversation oh we were laughing yeah and then teddy swims came up and
like you know it was just like whatever so yeah but immediately she pushes me in front of it and
all of a sudden my phone starts like ding ding ding and i look down because that's like the clip
they get of course is i'm like actively working and getting these texts and it's everyone going we can see your hair in the background yeah no it's so awesome though um let's talk about how i just did my book cover photo shoot
bro i'm okay ladies so good ladies i'm wearing wigs now okay oh i got so last time we talked
on ask tell confess i was talking about wearing my first wig yep and i'm addicted now this is
the one i wore to the cmas last night you're never too you have three wigs already and i've only
been wearing them a week okay like it's getting bad it's a game changer no it's a game changer
and my hair like i'm giving it a break from heat i get to just slather it in oils and just let my
hair heal and like bro you're gonna come out from wig era and your hair is gonna look
like this can't wait give me two years baby i'll be good um but yeah so i love wearing wigs these
are my fucking jam what was my whole point though of talking about the wigs oh yeah do you wear wigs
do you wear wigs uh so the book cover shoot was my first wig and it turned out so awesome
our new girl let's let's shout her out body yeah me on me on a like rihanna bodied by me on a um
on instagram and i believe the girl who gives me the wigs who has the actual hair is like at tcc
we're gonna put them on the screen yeah we'll put them on the screen these girls are so great man they're just really and they're such good i haven't met the other one
but miana is awesome um she's like a great addition to our team and she's like willing to
learn she works really well with us too it's hard to bring someone into your circle and have their
work and their personality mesh yeah and she fit really well like she's you know has really
good social cues and stuff and like i just love how hard she works and she's always on time yeah
yeah and she's very like perfectionist yes and i love that because we're all perfectionist and but
she knows that we're perfectionist so she's like extra perfectionist so i love it and um yeah i'm
addicted to it but i can't wait to get these pictures back from the book cover photo shoot let's talk about let's talk about you trying to
take off your first wig bro okay so the first wig she put on me was we okay so i've discovered that
like most girls can wear a wig for like a few days or weeks i'm not that girl you're the jeff i
want to take it off
with a fork at the end of the night yeah jeffrey was on my tour bus one day and fucking just yanked
his wig off with a fucking fork um but we're not doing that over here but i'm not one of those
girls who can do that no i can probably leave a wig on for 24 hours and then i'm i gotta take it
off so the first time she put a wig on me, she put extra glue thinking I was going to keep it on for like a week. I mean, she laid it like you were supposed
to lay. It was perfect. It was, it was perfect. Seamless. You couldn't even tell it wasn't my hair.
And, um, so I go to fucking take it off, bro. There was so much glue and like, I literally
had to pour alcohol like on the side of my face while i was in the shower so alcohol's all
going in my eyes i fucking had a towel i'm scrubbing my face like i literally have wig glue
on the side of my face right now because that's how much i just did i was so tired last night from
the cmas but yeah the first time was rough and so now when she lays them she's like okay girl i know
you're gonna take this off in three hours it's like just a layer way less glue and they come off
so easy and it's just like oh my way less glue and they come off so easy
and it's just like oh my god yeah so i didn't even mean to talk that much about wigs but i just
fucking but also the fact that your hair is still in full curl yeah from last night yeah yeah this
is the cma wig dude yeah it's and it smells so good you should like display them too once you're
done with i want to we're gonna get a bunch of heads i need to get
um a bunch of wig stands and stuff now no i'm i'm wigging it up baby i'm wigging it up and then so
we also colored a wig for you how'd you feel about that i love it can we bring up the video
yeah we have a cowboy copper wig that i'm gonna start wearing um and i might debut it our my new song come here cowboy is dropping on 11 25
which is today the day of the podcast so you guys might see my cowboy copper wig in the music video
that we're shooting which will drop on december 3rd um but yeah did we ever find out from Jen if we could give a snippet? A couple seconds.
Okay.
Okay.
So I am going to release a couple.
So my Patreon, of course, is going to be the first people who get to hear this. So this is a little snippet of the new Come Here Cowboy Christmas song that is an original christmas song
wait
got the films got the films yeah baby oh yeah i had to fight to get you guys to be able to hear
that now that we have a freaking publicist she's fucking on my ass for everything but um that's it
it's called come here cowboy you guys go download it now it should be on apple should be on spotify
should be everywhere well if you're watching this on my patreon you're seeing this a day before it drops it'll drop at midnight so lucky you guys get to hear it first and then
everybody who's listening to this on all streaming platforms what video do you guys have coming up
because i can see you guys fucking smiling and laughing let me see let's see this video let's
whatever these two have been hawking the fucking TV.
What is it?
I need this video. I love this so much.
I need this video.
I need this video.
This is hilarious.
Why was this not in the album today?
Your daughter took it.
I just remembered she had airdropped it while we were sitting there.
Yeah, that is so funny.
But yeah, that's my Cowboy Copper wig.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, I can't wait to rock it.
But no, I'm going to be having fun with these wigs.
So you guys just be careful.
What do you guys think she should wear?
Because I really would love to see her.
I want to see Cowboy Copper in the Come Here Cowboy we're doing it we're gonna do it moving on from cowboy copper
wigs i am about to do the biggest interview of my life today you guys today meaning like monday
because you guys are going to hear this podcast i have dreamt my entire life for
this fucking podcast and as you're listening to this podcast just know that i'm shitting my pants
and puking and crying in a podcast with someone who i have literally idolized my entire life
can't wait you deserve this so we deserve this we have all worked this is a goal
that we have all worked towards and oh my god i'm gonna cry i know it's crazy i still can't believe
it's happening i just can't i'm like i just cannot believe it shout out to her manager and everybody
else like who am jen vessio who made this fucking happen but you guys i just can't even believe that
i'm gonna get to sit across the and this person does
not do podcasts and i'm actually getting 45 minutes with this person it's gonna be the best
45 minutes ever oh i don't even i'm probably just gonna sit there and stare at him just
bunny crying for 45 minutes literally it's lit that will be the best podcast ever just me fucking
just trying to pull myself together dude like last five minutes okay
we can get started now bro i'm so fucking nervous like you have no idea that's why like none of this
other shit bothers me like if you want to talk shit about me online go ahead but i feel like
the more you guys hate me the more i just succeed and i'm so thankful like thank you god for giving
me and my friends this life and us building my,
my husband said the sweetest shit to me today. I don't know if I should say it online, but
I'm just going to say it. He, um, he really breathed life into me today because he was like,
baby, that person's manager is seeing the future. He said, you are part of the cutting edge of what's about to happen.
And he's like, you have worked so hard for these past six years building what you have.
And he's like, big corporations need people like you who actually can relate to people
and have the following that you do. He's like, that person has seen it happen before with his
client. And now he's seeing it happen with you. And he's like, that person has seen it happen before with his client. And now
he's seeing it happen with you. And he's so forward thinking that he sees that in you. And I was just
like, damn, babe, breathe life into me, brother. What could I, let me suck you out. How about that?
Let me say, if you weren't on so many antibiotics, I would swallow, but I just couldn't do it.
but I just couldn't do it.
Listen, that's a real thing.
Let's talk about it, right?
Let's talk about it, guys.
What you put in your diet comes out in your fucking cum.
You know what I'm saying?
We went from zero to a hundred real quick,
but Jaime, you believe in that, right?
Yeah.
Pineapple, asparagus.
Oh, don't do asparagus.paragus god you guys remember that one time on
the bus i thought i fucking was dying because i ate asparagus and i'm like my pee really smells
like chemicals i think i need to go to the hospital and then i was like oh i ate fucking
asparagus like it's brutal man don't do that to men do not do that to your girls yeah don't don't do that men are disgusting
can we talk about it yeah let's talk about it my fucking right armpit has been inflamed we've
talked about this on the podcast the deodorant commercials on the deodorant commercials on this
podcast i have told you guys my right pit is ripe all the time. Strong enough. Guess what? I figured out why.
And it fucking hit me like a ton of bricks the other day.
This motherfucker, Jason D. Ford, every time I have deodorant on the counter, he steals my deodorant.
And for some reason, when he uses my deodorant, my fucking armpit just goes up in flames, dude.
My right one.
I don't know what it is
why is it not your left i don't know i wonder if you're more like you're right yes i do maybe it's
that first layer and you rub it off on the right one so your left one doesn't get it damn we're
figuring it out right now too this is unfolding real time this is crazy so yeah so like for years
for like two three years now i'm like fuck am i going through
perimenopause like what the fuck she's constantly let me give you this if bunny's in public and she
needs to scratch her armpit she'll go to fix her hair and be like yeah or she makes us come up
or like if i have to take a picture with somebody that's how nervous i get because sometimes it's
ripe for the picking bro and i don't understand where it fucking comes from and it hit me like a ton of bricks i walked into my fucking bathroom
the other day my deodorant was on my husband's side of the fucking bathroom with the top off
and everything and i'm like this dude uses my deodorant even when he puts it back on my side
well you said it hadn't been doing it because he's been on tour he's been on tour i and we've
had separate tour buses so all of our toiletries are separated and this tour my armpits been way
better it hasn't been inflamed like i'm like damn i'm fucking i'm maybe healing my body it out
feeling so good and then i get home and this motherfucker has me fucking inflamed in my
pitil again dude i'm like bro stop using my fucking deodorant, Jason DeFord.
Who would do that?
Who just takes someone else's deodorant?
My husband.
Jaime.
Stop taking Brooke's deodorant.
Okay, only when I run out.
Only when I run out.
But I feel like girl deodorant lasts longer.
Go get your own.
Yeah, go buy it then.
I can't be buying like a female deodorant girlfriend
they'll never know i can't believe you wow it's also like i also have put it back so that way
she didn't yeah oh yeah brooke now you know baby you got a stink in your pit you know why yeah
exactly and i mean you know he said sorry and i mean you know it's all good i love my husband i'll share
whatever with him but stop using my fucking deodorant it's just like when men steal their
girlfriends towels like do not i i made that i drew the line in the sand with that with my husband
a long time ago why because what does he do with the towel go ahead and let the world know
wait the world doesn't know the world doesn't know the joe roll towel i don't know if i can
what do you think do you think it would embarrass him i think he already is booger roll
i don't want to add to it i don't want to add to it we'll leave it a mystery yeah just so you
guys know don't ever use a towel after him yeah yeah we'll leave that one a mystery but yeah no i cut i put that line in the
sand so now i'm gonna have to put the line in the sand with the deodorant but my husband is so
sensitive i have to pick the times that i'm gonna tell him when i'm drawing a line i told you you
should literally leave one out on the counter never use it and put one in a drawer for yourself
yeah and only use your drawer deodorant yeah don't listen to this jelly
he never does are you kidding me my husband never listens to any of my so he only uses the counter
deodorant you're tricking him trick him also our doorbell just went off i don't know if you guys
heard that are you serious yep i heard i didn't hear that that wow they're just saying hi it's the ghost baby it's the ghost
of christmas past um well i love you guys this was a sweet little catch-up you guys have anything
else you want to talk about is there any other shit we need to address while we're on here
we have a video shoot coming up in a couple weeks i'm really excited for this video shoot we just
went and toured the location and it's like a 1920s
theater so talk about freaking haunted you guys i can't wait the guy like spirit box oh you better
because like jaime and i went there today to tour it the guy is so sweet and he was telling me
that the bathrooms in there were like through a secret door down underneath the building into
this like little room and i was like you mean that
little door that's right there goes to a secret room and he was like yeah we're going in it i
don't know about that um but the way it was might have boogers on the wall yeah
uh the way it was set up anyways the it was for silent films oh i love that i know and it's got
this little stage in front of it
where he said a lot of the times they would do live music to go along with the silent films as
it played and so uh eventually like it went into like the digital era so they cut little holes in
the ceiling up on the other end to project the movie and then you know the building eventually
was in a movie theater but it has a lot of those same aspects so it's got that ledge up top with all the old movie theater theater seats and stuff it's gonna be a really
cool vibe i can't wait i'm so excited yeah it's gonna be for come here cowboys so like i said you
guys go download the song put it on tiktok anybody who uses the sound on tiktok or instagram or
facebook i will reshare it as much as i can we had some really cool writers on this song too. I'm so honored to have worked
with everyone that was on this.
Alicia Vanderheim, Jessie Jo Dillon,
Nicolette, I always forget her fucking last name,
but Pillbox Patty. Shout out
to you guys for making this happen.
I'm just super excited and I can't wait for
it to be into the ethers.
I love it. We should get them on the podcast.
Yeah, we will. Why not? Girl time.
Gang gang. Yeah.
Well, I love you guys Holla I'm out
Smell you later
Bye
See you guys next week