Dumb Blonde - Ghost of Kevin James

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

The girls are back, and there’s so much to unpack! First up, a CMA Awards recap featuring the mysterious Kevin James sighting. Then, they dive into boogergate (the booger pick seen ‘round... the world) and Bunnie’s take on the Jeffree Star TikTok drama. Meme shares her spray tan disaster, they break down Luke Combs’ reaction to Chris Stapleton’s win, and Bunnie enters her wig era—plus, she teases a snippet of her original Christmas song, Come Here, Cowboy!Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:02:48 Hi ladies. Hey. What are you guys doing? Barely awake. I'm barely here. Bro. I'm not alive. Me either. I'm not okay.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Oh. Who fucking puts that? Barely getting by. Who puts that on their playlists? Bro, I was just trying to support a cause yeah um so the cmas were yesterday and we are in studio day after filming this podcast because we just had so much fun stuff to talk about and we didn't realize how fucking dead to the world we were gonna be yeah yeah it's been rough i i literally slept until 3 p.m today same lucky i'm a liar i woke up at like 12 and laid in bed till three oh i wish jay slept till three poor baby he was so tired i bet he has a show tonight
Starting point is 00:03:38 yep good lord he's on his way to birmingham right, baby. Birmingham. I liked Birmingham last year or a year before when we did it. It's a cute town. Yeah. Birmingham's cool. So yeah, the CMA is last. What are we doing? I don't know. He never does this.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Normally he's a co-star. What are you doing, Chach? I think he just quit. Grudgy. Did you just quit on your mom? It's because I didn't put in his Puerto Rican tear on him. Come here. Get your wig off.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Come here, Chach. The wig is just sitting there. Come on. I know you want it on. He's crazy. He loves a good wig. I'm telling you. This dude right here, he loves to play a little dress up.
Starting point is 00:04:21 It doesn't matter if it's a bow tie. It doesn't matter if it's a bow tie. It doesn't matter if it's a freaking sweater. Like this dude loves clothes. Put the wig on him. Hold on. Here we go. Ready? Oh.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Oh, tell everybody how pretty you feel. Oh, see? That's all he needed. That's all he needed to lay down yeah and the only reason i'm saying that guys is because it's a sound on tiktok i feel like a puerto rican and that's my favorite oh my goodness so yeah the cma's were last night daddy killed it with his performance with brooks and dunn i believe that was the right best part of the night no for sure for sure i bawled my eyes out during that and the post malone song i'm on national tv sobbing it is such a good song yep yeah no that no i was gonna say you're on there for sobbing i'm on there for sprinting
Starting point is 00:05:21 out of the frame did you post that clip yet yes bro did it do good is it doing good it's like 70 000 can we bring that up yeah bring that clip up that clip is so damn funny so hayley was a seat filler for whenever jay had to like go and get ready for like his performance or whatever and they tell you that you're not like they yell at you over the intercom they're like sit down have respect like it was crazy last, the way that they were talking to us. No one yelled at me, thankfully. No, no, no. They yell over the intercom before.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Yeah. Oh my God. You were too late. Who the hell is this girl? Yeah, for real. And so Jay came out at the very last minute because he had just got done performing. Right. And he was up for an award the next this clip right here and here comes and so here comes jay and hayley had to get out of
Starting point is 00:06:11 his seat and here goes hayley looking like a little last second you can see him walking out he commented and he said it looks like we're in a wrestling match and we're tag teaming each other Looking like a little mouse. And at the last second, you can see him walking out. He commented and he said, it looks like we're in a wrestling match and we're tag teaming each other in. I love it, dude. And I kind of like tapped him when I went by him too. Good game. Good game.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Good game. Good game, Coach. Imagine if you would have fallen. I kind of wish you would have. Talk about viral. Kind of wish you would have. I viral kind of wish i didn't know the camera was right there i did not see luke bryan standing right there i didn't either that's why i dug down because i thought they were on the other side so now i'm just ducking for no reason i feel like
Starting point is 00:06:56 the show last night kind of was like lackluster and that's not me talking shit about the cms it's a it's an amazing show but they did this year like they did this crazy thing with the drop off and it was so lame like it was like i don't know it was really weird didn't like it um the way they had the audience set up crazy weird they split the audience this year all of all of all the artists were split apart from each other we all hate like jay and everybody they all hated it they were like hi friend and had to like look at the like earnest was on the other side yeah post was over by earnest like it was like just crazy i want to commend laney wilson though this is her first time hosting and she killed it yeah i thought they were hilarious together all three of them absolutely
Starting point is 00:07:39 she brought the femininity yes it needed yes like and told Luke that whenever Luke came up to me and said hi. And I was like, dude, I'm loving Lainey with you guys. She brings that feminine energy that you guys are missing. He's like, I love it. She is such a good. And I don't know how much of that's like improv or like, you know, those kind of things. But just the way she was able to bounce with them, their chemistry was really strong. And I loved it.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Yeah, she did great. Lainey's great, man. She Lainey is just you guys all know we're we love laney we're laney lovers on this podcast team laney for sure and laney's just like man when you see her in public she is just the sweetest human her aura is just so sweet her aura has to be like creams orange creamsicle like it's just like a like a honey baked ham oh yeah she has a honey baked ham yeah yeah yeah she got a little honey baked ham in the pants it's the accent her accent just makes me feel like i'm being hugged yeah and she's got like that sweet sweet sweet like just southern but it's not like snarky and it's not like pretentious it's like she genuinely is just
Starting point is 00:08:46 like hey baby how you doing she cares yeah yeah so sweet and we talked about us being in like the green room and all of a sudden they started filming we had no idea that they were like actively like with that the walkout scene oh yeah we were standing right behind them and all of a sudden they were like three two one action and we're like we're in a circle with our drinks like everybody's scrambling and shit no one warned us i love that i love that though the cmas were awesome but i think my highlight of the night was not even on camera my husband comes and sits next to mimi and i looks like he saw a fucking ghost white as can be white as can be and breathless and i'm like you okay i look over at him i go baby are you okay and he goes like he has something in his hand and he opens it up and it's a black beautiful like uh wooden
Starting point is 00:09:42 rosary yeah and i was like oh that's beautiful thinking like maybe a fan gave it to him or something like that and he looks at me with these little puppy dog eyes and he goes kevin james just gave me this and me and mimi were like wait what i go what the first thing i did was i looked at hey mimi i go tell hayley right now and this had just started filming i'm like this at the same time i'm like this is not a drill kevin james is here yeah this is my father literally i'm dude literally like how upset like we are all obsessed with kevin james but hayley is like kevin james was kevin james for halloween yes do we have a video of kevin of hayley's kevin james's fucking can we find one we have a video of kevin of hayley's kevin james is
Starting point is 00:10:25 fucking can we find one i have a whole get you want to get ready with me no no no just let's get let's get full monty already um but yeah so like i look over at him i'm like are you fucking kidding me kevin james is here he's like he just appeared out of nowhere literally we run to the back next commercial break to try to find kevin fucking james this dude is nowhere to be found and nobody even knows that everyone's like what do you mean kevin james we're like kevin james nobody else saw him no he was nowhere else like the ghost of kevin james like kevin where did you go where were you where were you sir you could never come to an award show again
Starting point is 00:11:05 and not show up and fucking say hi i tried to give it a goob to see if i could find red carpet pictures of him can't find those i on our walk out you should have seen me i probably look like a psychopath i was staring everyone in their face as i walked trying to hold your dress she's running through the hallways looking for kevin james she got her superhero run on i love that yeah but so we never got to see kevin james never got to meet him like that that's like meeting like dolly you know like yes oh that's like meeting like dolly you know like that is like that's like meeting jesus no i wouldn't go that far i would go that far it's me look at this is hayley there's hayley right there full kevin
Starting point is 00:11:51 james fit for halloween you know and you want to know what the crazy thing is hayley okay hayley we all know is a player from the himalayas she gets more fucking ass than a toilet seat this girl goes out on halloween night on a date dressed as fucking jelly roll i was like hayley how are you ever gonna get dick down if you're fucking dressed as my husband like that's not hot and she's like i didn't even think about it i'm trying to be all cute and stuff and i have a full-on beard did you say you were flirting with people all night? Yes, and no wonder they weren't flirting back. Kevin James.
Starting point is 00:12:31 You fucking dress up as Kevin James, too. Like, stop being fucking hideous creatures. I'm cock-blocking myself, man. Stop being a cock-block. It's literally like Mean Girls when everyone's, like, cute and dressed up, super looking. Yep, there it is. girls when everyone's like cute and dressed up super look yeah yep there it is i was drunk as fuck in this by the way look i kissed the phone guess who's not getting dick that night
Starting point is 00:12:59 hayley that's what i did when i came home from the bar. You said, you texted me and said, you said, make, make a video scene to one of his songs. And jelly's gonna, uh, do edit, did this fucked up and never do edit it.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Listen, my husband told, that's what my husband said. And fucking, I gave you the instructions. You know how fucking crazy he is on Tik TOK though. He has been unleashed onto this app he has he comments on everything now like you know he took his hiatus yeah so his profile wasn't very
Starting point is 00:13:32 like interactive he very very small interactions now that he's like on it i noticed him the other day he's like refreshing his feed i watched him like so annoying he was like opening up his notifications and stuff i'm like he's a full-on tiktoker now yeah he is don't let anybody know that though but speaking of him being all over tiktok let's talk about it booger gate 2024 ladies and gentlemen mimi is terrified of and for him to have last night did that video with you yeah and then turned to me and wiped it on me and then he goes you too and he's hailey i almost left that was almost i was almost was like you know what i'll see you guys later so for those of you who don't know what we're talking about
Starting point is 00:14:20 you must live under a fucking rock but my husband was at ufc and he was sitting behind donald trump kid rock elon musk and he was knuckle deep in his freaking nose and then everybody says he ate it but i saw him roll it in his hand first and kind of flick it and then just touched his mouth but i mean for everybody who wants to just let's just say he did eat it you know first of all my husband has a little tick okay he's always had a little tick and when he's nervous he picks his fucking nose there are so many times that i have pulled his hands away from his face because he'll just start digging in his nose he doesn't normally eat him but like he'll just dig in his nose dude and the fact that the world is like oh my god i can't believe jelly
Starting point is 00:15:12 roll fucking is eating a booger and it's like some people said i can believe that right right right and for those that said they can believe it you're a real you know who we are we're fucking dirtbags we pride ourselves on being dirtbags comment section is fire oh no it's hilarious it's hilarious but the funniest thing is is like you guys will support women drinking their own period blood smearing their period blood on their faces eating placenta pouring it in plants but my husband eats something from his body i mean it's like we're all about uh our bodies our rights right well let him eat his fucking damn booger let them the man does so much good in this world he fucking literally hours before that was probably at a fucking orphanage you know
Starting point is 00:16:00 fucking pouring light on fucking children and like making donations to people. Let him eat the booger. Again, let the man eat the fucking booger, bro. Let's watch this for a second. Oh, God. Are we watching booger? I don't know if I can. The booger thing.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Just turn away. I don't know if I can. I'm going to try. I'm going to listen. I'm going to go to Batman. And the lady that posted this. Come on, man. Like. no.
Starting point is 00:16:32 I think you chewed. I have picked my nose and eaten my boogers. I used to have a booger graveyard next to my bed of just crusty, bloody boogers that just sat on my wall. If you, Mimi, have you ever eaten a booger in your life maybe as a child as a child not even as a teenager i know cocaine nights i used to pick boogers out of my nose that had fucking eight balls in them and just eat them i'd fuck it have you ever had a cocaine booger no done cocaine no it's the worst it is the worst you'll be like nine o'clock in the morning cleaning the crusties out of your nose, eat a cocaine booger,
Starting point is 00:17:06 be high for like another fucking hour. It's fucked up. It is fucked up. It happens. I'm telling you. I'm crying. What the fuck? The whole point.
Starting point is 00:17:16 What the fuck? The whole point. The fuck? Do you follow him? What the fuck? What the fuck? The whole point of this conversation is though, is like let the man eat he could be doing so much worse things literally like this man is a fucking angel
Starting point is 00:17:33 on earth who does nothing but good for people and everybody's like oh there's the booger eater you know and it's just like like how fucking childish can we be dude i posted a video of jay and i today and they're like oh oh, he eats his boogers, sis. That's all my comment was. Yeah. They're like, oh, you're trading places with booger roll. I love it. Listen, I love my little boogie roll.
Starting point is 00:17:55 I don't care. I'll eat his boogers for him. I'm friends with the boogie man. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. No, I'll eat his boogers for him. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Let's not. Let's change the subject. Get up here, Chach. What are you doing? He's staring at this wig. He wants his wig. No okay let's not let's change the subject get up here chach what are you doing he's staring at this wig no he's literally staring at the wig he wants the fucking wig okay oh okay okay all right it's your world we're just living in it yeah so anyways moving on from booger gate because that was just i can't even fucking believe that that's happened what else has happened on TikTok this week that we can talk about in our lives are we are we talking about it talking about what what happened on TikTok with Jeffrey and the other person yeah I mean let's talk about it. Who's got a teenager? We do. And guess what? She is
Starting point is 00:18:47 ridiculously hard to keep track of. And if I didn't have Life360 on my phone, I would never know where this kid is. The entire family and I have Life360 and my husband actually uses it more than I do. He knows where everybody is at every time, which I think is so funny. But I'm telling you right now, Life360, if you you have a teen especially one that's newly licensed you want to know how many miles per hour they're driving you want to know how long it took them to get from point a to point b it sounds crazy but in this world it's not life 360 has been a game changer for our family life can get chaotic sometimes with that to-do list for yourself and things to do with or for your family one thing you don't have to worry about is where your family
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Starting point is 00:20:03 cutest app and I absolutely love Life360. I never want to live life without it. Family proof your family with Life360. Visit Life360.com or download the app today and use code BUNNY, B-U-N-N-I-E, to get 15% off. That's Life360.com, code BUNNY, B-U-N-N-I-E. code bunny b-u-n-n-i-e okay so here is my take on the situation that happened um on tiktok if you saw the video cool if not cool i don't really care i don't really honestly have a side i was put in a situation that i should have never fucking been put in you know and um this creator i have only met two times in my life and that was the first yeah the first time i met them was when they had this altercation with jeffree star and then a
Starting point is 00:20:52 second time after that they came to a show a one of my husband's shows and i i genuinely love this creator and i love his husband his husband fucking sweetie love his husband his husband is just the sweetest thing ever I might like his husband more than him but I mean anyways they're the cutest couple just because I love somebody doesn't mean that I have to like their actions and doesn't mean that I can't it's not okay for me to set up boundaries with them and I feel that Jeffrey has been everybody's been roasting Jeffrey, man. I mean, I'm talking like since he went on the canceled podcast with Tana and them. Then he went on Trisha's podcast, which has yet to drop.
Starting point is 00:21:37 And, you know, people are just eating him alive. And I get it. I get that Jeffrey is, he's this polarizing fucking creature that everybody is either obsessed with or hates. And that's how his life has always been. And was Jeffrey not a good human back in the day? Sure. I didn't know him then. So, you know, things that he's done in the past. Absolutely. Some of them are, you know, not OK. And he's owned up to everything that he's done. And he's Jeffrey and I have been friends for about two years now and like we have Thanksgiving together like dude has ridden on my fucking
Starting point is 00:22:10 tour bus like I love that dude that's my fucking homie Farmer Jeff is my homie and you guys know you guys know how I am we love Farmer Jeff my husband loves Farmer Jeff like is Farmer Jeff coming to Thanksgiving this year that's all my husband cares about youff like is farmer jeff coming to thanksgiving this year that's all my husband cares about you know he's like i fucking love jeff and when jeffrey is around us and our family i don't know if maybe he just feels the love and he knows that he's in a safe space but he is his walls are down so different yeah his walls are down he's sweet he's loving he's just happy almost he's really him yeah like he's really him and i that's how i genuinely feel about my friend farmer jeff i haven't seen this side that people
Starting point is 00:22:51 are talking about and i'm the type of person who you are innocent until proven guilty and until you show me that side of you i'm gonna have your back until, you know, the wheels fall off. And this other creator, you know, saw that Jeffrey was getting a lot of hate online and needed the views. I mean, let's go back and look at his views. You can see that he needed the views. And we're content creators. That's what we do. We fucking hop on the bandwagons and we fucking talk about shit if it's relevant at that time and fucking get the views for it dude do you i 100 get that do not throw me under the bus because you hate somebody and that's where i got my feelings hurt because i was like damn i really looked at this person like
Starting point is 00:23:40 somebody that was really like just a sweetheart to me put your neck out for this person because inviting somebody to the Opry that's not our concert that's the Opry's show yeah that's the difference between a concert and the Opry are two completely different things yeah you are attending as an artist Opry's show versus like us having a concert somewhere yeah like you put your neck out for that person that and it it's the Opry is a sacred space you know so it's an honor for us to even fucking be able to step in the building especially people like us we don't fucking belong there and we are there representing my husband who is my number one priority no matter what the fuck goes down I am there to represent my husband. If you guys want
Starting point is 00:24:25 to fucking act a fool, do you, but don't fucking let it get out of hand. Keep it between you guys and let's keep it respectful. We're, we're here on business. You know, we're not here just, you know, whatever. Anyways, this other creator was in town in Nashville and he had kept inviting me to like lunch or something like that. It was a busy week week I forget exactly what was going on um and I just said hey you know if you want to come to the Opry I would love to see you and your husband I can see you there because then it's like a controlled environment Jeffrey does Alexandra Kay's merch so he was going to the Opry anyways with Alexandra Kay he just happened to be there and Jeffrey's my buddy dude so of course he's going to hang out in our room yeah I don't exactly
Starting point is 00:25:04 remember what happened but I remember I introduced these two and I was like yeah this is so-and-so he's you know got a little channel that he does blah blah blah Jeffrey was being sweet I have the videos of the introduction like we were being for real like it was like a cool introduction I don't know if I was talking to somebody I don't know if I was in the room, if it happened, like, this is how minute the situation was to me. I was going to say to you, it, it, it wasn't enough to make a deal out of it. That makes sense. I didn't think it was a big deal. Um, but I do remember you had to come to me and say, Hey, this person is upset about something. And then kind of explain it to me. He said that I was in the room to when it happened, but he also said that you
Starting point is 00:25:44 explained to me what was happening so i don't know i don't know the details i don't believe you were standing there yeah yeah i don't know no but anyways i got when i found out what was going on i left my husband's situation or you know saying hi to everybody i mean i think i was talking to like fucking um what what's that dude's name that we love so much him and his wife the older country singer who's always supporting jay i forget his name i have video of us talking but he's at always at jay's stuff and um he was at the opry that night and i was just saying hi to everybody and um i went back in the room i'm just like hey man what happened you know and he's like well i was explaining that you know my husband was explaining that we get death threats or something like that.
Starting point is 00:26:25 And Jeffrey looked over at us and said, who the fuck? You're not getting death threats. Who do you think you are? Or something like that. Who are you? Like, who are you? Yeah. Who are you?
Starting point is 00:26:35 That was the words. Who are you? And I was like, oh. And I started laughing. I was like, that's just how Jeffrey is. I was like, he's so fucking blunt. I was like, I don't think he meant anything by it, but I'll go figure it out and find out what's going on so I go over to Jeff and I'm like are you being I said can you be nice so what are you doing he said what are you talking about and I was like are you being
Starting point is 00:26:52 fucking rude he's like no and I was like what just happened with you guys yeah he's like I just he goes I genuinely want to know who the fuck are they that they're getting death threats because I'm pretty famous and I don't get death threats and i was just like jeff i love you stop fucking acting like that i was like just be nice and he's like fine you know but like that's his personality that wasn't a that was not him showing a side of him no one's ever seen if you know anything at all about jeffrey that's his personality yeah so you know i went to him i'm just like be nice and stop acting like that and then i went over to them and i'm like hey yes he said he he said this to you i'm so sorry i'm sorry if that hurt your feelings like it's all love like let's just fucking have a great night what the fuck else am i supposed to do in that situation seemed fine they were side stage with
Starting point is 00:27:41 us after there's video so yeah there's video of all of us hanging out being fine and in his video he says i feel so i felt so fake in that moment then why didn't you leave i know but how is that on you i know if i feel fake in a moment i'm going to fucking remove myself yes and i'm going to fucking leave so no one forced you to come side stage i want to make that very clear you were invited and you took that invite and came with us so every i thought everything got got put to the side and him and jeffrey just you know having the little tiff i don't have may i don't have time to referee grown men you know what i'm saying i'm there for my fucking husband i don't give a fuck what you
Starting point is 00:28:20 two got going on and that's just that's what it is what it is and if that's rude i don't give a fuck i ride for my husband that's it period point blank period and we're at the opry nobody's fucking stealing my shine no so i wake up the other day and i have a few people text me and they're like do you see what this person's saying about you and i'm like so i've like had crusty ass eyeballs and i see this guy's video and he's like i've been waiting to talk about this for six months and like you know and i'm like cool that's your story to tell tell your story like you deserve to talk about that encounter if that's exactly how you felt about it talk about it whatever you got to do and in the video he says and bunny just looked at me and said well that's how he is that's not all I said to you and you
Starting point is 00:29:01 know that's not all I said to you and that's fine and if that's how you want to portray how I was to you I don't need people like that in my life who only tell half truths you know he's a sweet boy and he does he has a great job uh does a great job at what he does but I'm allowed to draw a boundary with you especially when I see you talking shit about me and agreeing with people who are talking shit about me in the comments oh yeah and then you let thousands of people just tear me apart like I didn't protect you when I did fucking protect you I took time out of my night to fucking referee children you know what I'm saying that my first time ever meeting you this is the drama that happens I've been around Jeffrey a million times and never had a fucking problem with him. You come in the picture and now there's a fucking problem.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Let's talk about it. You know what I'm saying? So I sent him a voice note. Actually, I text him because at first I just couldn't believe I said, I did stick up for you. I told Jeffrey, stop acting like that, because that's exactly what I did. And then he texts me back and he says, well, my problem isn't really with you and goes on to talk about the situation that happened and how you had to tell me about it. And then, um, and then says, and then I text you and said, we were leaving. No,
Starting point is 00:30:23 you, I stayed away from you after that happened and I kind of kept a wedge between him and Jeff because I literally didn't want them to have to I didn't want to have to cater to them so I was sitting outside of our our dressing room with Jeffrey and he's like hey we're about to leave but da da da da da um which I thought they were gonna leave and I'm like cool so I went in there to go say bye to them and I'm like hey Jay's about to go on stage do you guys want to come and they're like yes he made it sound like I brought them side stage because I felt sorry for them and you forced it or something yeah that wasn't forced I left him that did not happen and I left him a voice note and I it's about two minutes long and
Starting point is 00:30:57 I have the voice note right here that I can play for you guys which which I gladly will. And here, I'll just play the voice note so that you can hear why I blocked him. Good. But it's like, just because you have hate for somebody, don't pull in other people. That's not okay. And that's why I blocked him. So here's the voice note I left him.
Starting point is 00:31:20 I said, I started off in the beginning. I said, I hear what you're saying. I see what you're saying and I left him. I said, I started off in the beginning. I said, I hear, I hear what you're saying. I see what you're saying. And I hear you. I don't really remember what exactly happened because it was just, everything was so busy that night. It was at the Opry, but I do know that Jeffrey told me his side. I do know that you told me your side. And I do know that I'm there at the Opry for my husband and I don't have time to cater to grown men having a little spat I do know that you told Jeffrey something about um you guys were getting death threats or something like that and Jeffrey said well who the fuck are you like just kind of like what do you mean you're getting death threats like why would people give you death
Starting point is 00:32:01 threats and when I confronted Jeffrey, but, and I don't even want to say confronted, because that's a really big word, but when I did say something to Jeffrey about it, he's like, no, I didn't even mean it like that, he's like, you know, I'm sarcastic, you know, I'm just pretty blunt with how I say things, he's like, I genuinely wanted to know who the fuck they are, that they're getting death threats, so, I mean, I don't know, I think it was really shitty of you to try to paint it like, you know, like I didn't stick up for you or like I brought you side stage because I felt sorry for you. No, my husband just went on stage. We all went side stage. I have a video of me, you and Jeffrey standing side stage, smiling and laughing and having a good time. having a good time. Had I known that you were that upset about that, like I would have definitely,
Starting point is 00:32:49 you know, tried to make you feel better than I did. I mean, I apologize to you and your husband so many times. I don't know what more you wanted me to do in that situation. It was very awkward for me to have to be in that situation also. And Jeffrey's apologized to me numerous times. And then I've seen you after at shows and like, you've never brought it up again. And I don't know, it just seems really it feels I don't know, just kind of like a slap in the face that you would even try to make it seem like I'm the bad person in this situation because you have a problem with Jeffrey. And it's not right and it's not okay, but I still love you and I genuinely hope the best for you. And yeah, just have a great day and the holidays are coming up and I hope you just love on everybody around you, baby. Spread love because there's so much toxic shit in this world, man. We don't need any more of that. And that's the last thing I said to him. And then he took it upon himself to go and make another video about how I left him a two minute message that didn't even didn't even deserve a reply.
Starting point is 00:33:57 And you're mad that I blocked you, homie. You blocked me. Let's talk about how you blocked my team. Like, it's just, dude, i've met you two times i if this show me who you are one time and that's all i need to see you know what i'm saying and it's like i don't have beef with you at all i genuinely do not care about the situation you made a big deal over somebody asking you who the fuck you were that's an ego problem and I don't deal with people who have egos you know what I'm saying like I mean and like on the second time that he was at our the concert never brought up Jeffrey never never said anything and the crazy thing is in our text messages I have
Starting point is 00:34:38 text messages of videos that he's posted about me or my husband or like something and he's asked for approval on it and this video he decided not to ask for approval on because he knew he was being shady i just don't appreciate half-truths and i'm allowed to block whoever disturbs my peace and baby i am what is what does gypsy rosa say i'm on a high right now can't take fucking whatever the fuck you know she's like can't bring me down like i'm in such a good space that it's like if you just show me who you are one time that's all i need to know and i've only met you twice dude like stop making it seem like we were fucking best friends because yeah and that's what the comments were they're saying so i just wanted to clear the air they were like wow he lost such
Starting point is 00:35:19 a good friend and i'm like that was the first time they met yeah that Jeffrey is my good friend yeah and I'm gonna I'm riding for farmer Jeff yeah Jeff's coming to Thanksgiving yeah yeah Jeff will be at our house next week for Thanksgiving coming in you know like we we've spent real time with Jeff and I have friends from the past who have had a problem with Jeffrey who have told me like hey man this is what happened to me and there was a couple situations where i was like damn you know like do i continue this friendship you know and in my mind i just think about myself and there is so much shit about me online that if somebody really wanted to they could really fucking make a judgment against me and be like this girl's a piece of shit i don't want to be friends with her just because of hearsay on the fucking internet and so i just truly believe that i am going to love people until they give me a reason to
Starting point is 00:36:11 to not give them my love anymore i always feel like if i would i want to be held against you know a friendship against the sins of my past and i'm like man i've done some shady shit in my past like i've done some really fucked up stuff and i couldn't imagine if everyone right now meeting me was to judge me on things i did so long ago because that's not who i am today 20 years ago i was doing drugs and robbing people yeah like you know could you imagine if everyone's like we can't be friends with her because she you know and she did cocaine yeah well that well i think they're robbing people is why they wouldn't want to be with me but i was i didn't want to i didn't want to like listen i was on xanax i fucking liked i i always felt like if fucking a dude wanted to give me money he deserved to get
Starting point is 00:36:55 robbed because he's propositioning me for sex so he deserved it you know and he was probably married okay was it right no but i've admitted to my fucking sins and i've you know like i've just i believe that people can change yeah and does jeffrey still have a fucking is he still can jeffrey's a little firecracker you know what i'm saying he's gonna fucking tell you what the fuck he thinks when he thinks it he's just fucking real yeah and people aren't used to that real and you know it it kind of like it set me back when all this like went went down and i think i said this to you and i was like the fact that this dude was so taken back by someone blatantly saying something to him just shows who he surrounds himself with yeah also that all those people are not real enough to tell you something you were so
Starting point is 00:37:47 taken back that someone was real with you and that's kind of sad but another thing is too that and another reason he got blocked is i don't go to the internet and talk shit never like that is so that could have been a simple text though the day after yeah or literally like why was that brought up six months later or Cause Jeffrey's trending right now or literally call me after you post that. After I send you the two minute voice note that didn't deserve a response, which I thought I was very nice. Do I sound like I'm upset? Am I upset now? No. Did you hurt my feelings and show me when you showed me who you were? Yes. Because I'm normally a really good judge of character. I didn't see that coming at all. And what's crazy is my husband
Starting point is 00:38:25 did. I told him what he did and he was like, I saw that coming. I was like, what? I hate when my husband's right, dude. Cause I'm like, damn. I'm like, I didn't see that coming because I really thought he was a sweetheart, you know? And you know, don't start none, won't be none. I'm allowed to defend myself and I always will. And, um, you know, people who know me should know there's always more to the story and I'm, I'm just not going to go and make a Tik TOK video about it. I'll talk about it on my podcast. Cause Hey, thanks for the downloads. You know what I'm saying? But yeah, this is my place where I'm going to speak my piece and it is what it is. Jeffrey said the same thing. He was like, man, fuck that guy. So literally I sent it
Starting point is 00:39:04 to Jeffrey and Jeffrey's like, and this is how downffrey is for me like i love him so much he's like you want me to make a video about it i said no i do not want you to make a video about it you know jeffrey's like jeffrey's like just say the word he's like i'll make a video about it and i'm like no no it's not even that serious i'm like because your video will get way more views you know what i'm saying it's like the michaela drama right now i'm living for his videos yeah so no but yeah no so moving on from that that's that's my story and i'm sticking to it and you know just be a good human dude it's it's not that fucking hard communicate yeah communicate not everything has to be put online
Starting point is 00:39:44 yes your story with jeffrey deserves it okay cool perfect but leave me the fuck out of it because i didn't do anything wrong i genuinely did nothing wrong he could have said to jeffrey right there like hey man why did you say that yeah yeah yeah you know like why did it happen or talk like grown men have a conversation have a conversation like grown men be comfortable with uncomfortable conversations yes like yo that hurt my feelings dude why would you say that to me yeah you know or like what's your problem with because if someone said that to my husband i would literally be like hey man yeah yeah not not my sweet little husband yeah
Starting point is 00:40:21 you know like if somebody asked me who the fuck are you? I'd be like, well, do you let me, let me show you, honey, let me show you who I am. You know, I would never take offense to that. I'd be like, well,
Starting point is 00:40:30 actually this is who I am. And this, you know what I mean? Yeah, no, but yeah. So that's what happened in case anybody was wondering. I mean,
Starting point is 00:40:37 it's not, it's really not that fucking juicy. That's the, that's the crazy thing is we're literally having this conversation over somebody saying, who the fuck are you? Yeah, that's's it that was the gist of it like we're about to go to fucking world war three and that's what you guys fucking care about bro get the fuck out of here i got i got if if it's not making me if it's not fucking me financing me or feeding me i don't give a fuck dude so please can't miss me with that bullshit.
Starting point is 00:41:07 That should be a t-shirt. Quote of the fucking night. I think it's a meme. Oh, okay. Definitely. Definitely a meme from MySpace, from the MySpace days. Let's talk about how haunted our fucking new studio is. This is wild, you guys. The doorbell rang like a little bit ago.
Starting point is 00:41:26 I don't know if you guys heard that or not. So ever since we've moved in, every time we come in this studio, the, I have a fucking a whole reason for this, but the, the front door ring doorbell rings and we always think it's my neighbor, but,
Starting point is 00:41:43 and it's not, but, um, we'll go and look nobody will be there i think that it is and i came in today and there was keys in the door these keys just fucking appeared out of nowhere dude it's crazy but i don't get a sense of anything bad here i get a sense of like there was something here or maybe this was built on top of something or something like i don't know we did buy a lot of antiques yeah that too so i just feel like the ghosts are just like saying like they're happy we're here yeah it's like hello they're like ding dong hello you know like hello jucky they're just so excited we're here like there's movement you know because we're
Starting point is 00:42:19 like we're we pop in and pop out of here so much you know yeah but i mean it's really it's crazy because jay and i used to live in this apartment on um where is that is it east nashville west 46th is i don't know we used to live in when we first moved out here we got this apartment jay and i lived in this apartment for about i don't know maybe six months and i would have the worst panic attacks in this fucking apartment i'm talking like it was so bad i had to wear a heart monitor because i was going to the hospital so much oh my god like it was fucking crazy i i genuinely looked at jay one time because we had gone to the hospital and i was like i think i'm losing my mind. Like, that's how crazy it was. So I started researching, like, the area. Come to find out, that apartment building was brand new,
Starting point is 00:43:12 like, had just gone up. But back in the day, it was a fucking Indian burial ground. Yes. When I found that out, we moved the fuck out. The shit stopped happening to me. Fucking crazy, right? You never mess with indian burial ground indian burial straight out of a movie yeah somewhere here in nashville crazy right what yeah that was like remember our um studio in music row yeah it was an old psych ward yes do you remember the studio on music row at one point was a psych ward okay and we hated that place yeah i hated it it was just it was really it was like really
Starting point is 00:43:53 repressed vibes and honestly i don't think jay wrote an album out of that studio no there was nothing ever constructive that came out of that studio. Is that the studio where I fell down the stairs? It was the one with the really creepy stairs. Yes. I hate it. That was it. You fall out of the stairs everywhere. When do you not fall is what I want to know.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Haley fell on tour two years in a row. Bro, this one was worse. Same me. Yeah, it was bloody. Bro, we were walking down the street in Cincinnati,
Starting point is 00:44:25 right? Is that where we were and she straight like i just hear i hear something slap their ground and she goes like a little chihuahua and this is like in public on a street corner about to cross cars everywhere so embarrassing i got up so fast oh the phone slid into the road i was like i'm good i'm good let's go and she runs to an alleyway and then she goes ow and there's just blood running down her leg there was a brand new tattoo that she scraped up and i was bleeding from a new tattoo it was like straight meat oh is this in cleveland that we're talking about cincinnati oh yeah yeah and then she goes and there's like police officer pulling out he's like she goes do you think he has a first aid kit
Starting point is 00:45:10 i love it same knee as last last year you fell backstage my scabs are gone oh and then i was like okay let's go get the first aid kit back at the place we walk a block we get there and i'm like okay i'm gonna wipe it she goes i just got a fresh spray tan could you just dab it i'm just i was kind of more concerned about the spray tan you were yeah i was just dabbing strips of blood you know when you get a good spray tan it's just like fuck no you're crazy about spray tans i i don't look at my spray tans the way you look at your spray tans let's talk about this ladies okay when i go to spray tan i wake up i'll shower that's it i don't even care if i shave nothing i just shower i spray tan and then i fucking leave it on for four hours and wash it off this woman right here her spray tan regimen takes two hours she has to wash her hair she has to
Starting point is 00:46:07 shave her legs and her vagina full body a full body shave she has to moisturize she has to loofa she makes the tan look better and last longer bro it's not how long it's 20 dollars like the next day she sleeps or so i i can't wash mine off in four hours which i have done before it's gone it's all gone i can't sleep in a spray tan oh i already feel and smell like i'm burnt like there's no fucking way i'm doing that can't do it so yeah ladies which one are you are you a hayley or a bunny whenever it comes to spray tanning or maybe that would never get a spray tan because no mimi got one tell them about what happened mimi okay so first off i don't get spray tan i don't care to be tan i have enough color on my body i don't need more and i go and bunny is so excited she was like we're getting mimi's first
Starting point is 00:47:06 let's go and they're the machine so i i don't know anything about these she walks in she's like all right they're gonna like tell you to do these poses and she's like showing me the poses and all this kind of stuff and i like forgot to put the shower cap on my hair so like it's about to start and i was like and i jump out of it and now at this point because i have bad memory i have forgotten all the moves that bunny has just taught me so i put the shower cap on super fast i get in and it's like two one and then i'm like looking at the screen trying to figure out the pose and i like i'm too late at it and so it's already to the next pose so it's like part way down and i'm like moving and it was very much like the ross from friends moment because i'm pretty sure i don't
Starting point is 00:47:52 even got much on my back at this point you were so uneven bro the next like four hours this tan is developing and it just looks like someone shat on me it's like speckles of tan everywhere and i just looked awful it was rough it was like the time bailey had that fucking mustache when she got fucking sprayed it was so bad guys that don't don't spray down no i love it i will spray tan but i don't need to do a fucking 12-hour ritual before i fucking spray tan bro can we talk about luke combs reaction on tiktok the best part of the night bro best part of the night i love him though like so funny dude shout out chris stapleton like you're the fucking goat you win everything your wife's a fucking badass too she walked by me last night she goes hey bunny i was like so majestic i was like how does she know who i am bro she walked by with a cape on and it was like i
Starting point is 00:48:50 don't even know if she was actually taking steps it looked like she just glided past me yeah queen of narnia or something she came up to ashley mcbride next to us and told her she was a strong like badass woman and she walked away and Ashley McBride was shaking. She was like, she just say that to me. I love Ashley McBride so much. You deserve that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:11 She's amazing. Um, but yeah, his wife is dope. But anyways, it was just hilarious because we were all thinking the same thing. Like Chris, it's just,
Starting point is 00:49:19 it's a given. He's going to win five awards at each fucking show. Yes. And when they announced that Chris had won another award, I remember we were just like, yay, go Chris, go,
Starting point is 00:49:29 you know, whatever. And fucking Luke looks over and he's like, like the way he said it was like, he couldn't fucking believe it. Just the fucking, the, the umph behind what he said was so fucking funny dude oh my god
Starting point is 00:49:47 luke comes is a very naturally funny person so fucking funny you posted a gift or no like a makeup tutorial with me he's like shooting flies in the back and he's in the background hunting flies with a salt shaker there's a salt gun. This one. Watch, here it is. This is Kristen's eighth win from Rachel Lisa Deer. Wait. I did not realize we were in the background of this video. No, I did not. Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Bro. Bro. His eighth? I mean, the way he was just like damn but literally we were all like damn dude like bro clear save some swag for the rest of us mr stapleton okay yeah just keep watching it that shit was funny dude like so good bro so funny there's so many funny moments that is hilarious the minute so we're on the red carpet last night doing like interviews and stuff and she goes we have a song to promote and just pushes me in front of a camera right and her and i are standing there and we're just like laughing right and we're like because i'm like you fucking bitch
Starting point is 00:51:03 okay but you want to know why miranda lambert's manager is a fucking boss and we're like because i'm like you fucking bitch okay but you want to know why miranda lambert's manager is a fucking boss and we just saw them the other day right and i don't know how that it got brought up chewing gum yeah i was chewing gum and i know she indirectly said it to me because i'm always chewing she's not because you're doing it anyways yeah i was like no it is because i'm doing it um but, she talked about how like people on the red carpet get smacked gum. She said she would walk around with her hand out back in the day and make people spit the gum in her hand. Yeah. And she's like this tough German woman. So it's like when she talks, you fucking listen because you're just getting free game, you know?
Starting point is 00:51:38 And she said, ladies, I don't even know how to do a German accent. Ladies, anytime you're on the red carpet, carpet she said just act like you're having fun laugh your mother is watching yes you know you want that you want them to think that you're just having the time even if you're not talking about anything you just laugh she said so i fucking shoved me in the back of the fucking entertainment tonight videos and we're just back there laughing and having a great time but we actually were having a hilarious conversation oh we were laughing yeah and then teddy swims came up and like you know it was just like whatever so yeah but immediately she pushes me in front of it and all of a sudden my phone starts like ding ding ding and i look down because that's like the clip
Starting point is 00:52:18 they get of course is i'm like actively working and getting these texts and it's everyone going we can see your hair in the background yeah no it's so awesome though um let's talk about how i just did my book cover photo shoot bro i'm okay ladies so good ladies i'm wearing wigs now okay oh i got so last time we talked on ask tell confess i was talking about wearing my first wig yep and i'm addicted now this is the one i wore to the cmas last night you're never too you have three wigs already and i've only been wearing them a week okay like it's getting bad it's a game changer no it's a game changer and my hair like i'm giving it a break from heat i get to just slather it in oils and just let my hair heal and like bro you're gonna come out from wig era and your hair is gonna look like this can't wait give me two years baby i'll be good um but yeah so i love wearing wigs these
Starting point is 00:53:14 are my fucking jam what was my whole point though of talking about the wigs oh yeah do you wear wigs do you wear wigs uh so the book cover shoot was my first wig and it turned out so awesome our new girl let's let's shout her out body yeah me on me on a like rihanna bodied by me on a um on instagram and i believe the girl who gives me the wigs who has the actual hair is like at tcc we're gonna put them on the screen yeah we'll put them on the screen these girls are so great man they're just really and they're such good i haven't met the other one but miana is awesome um she's like a great addition to our team and she's like willing to learn she works really well with us too it's hard to bring someone into your circle and have their work and their personality mesh yeah and she fit really well like she's you know has really
Starting point is 00:54:05 good social cues and stuff and like i just love how hard she works and she's always on time yeah yeah and she's very like perfectionist yes and i love that because we're all perfectionist and but she knows that we're perfectionist so she's like extra perfectionist so i love it and um yeah i'm addicted to it but i can't wait to get these pictures back from the book cover photo shoot let's talk about let's talk about you trying to take off your first wig bro okay so the first wig she put on me was we okay so i've discovered that like most girls can wear a wig for like a few days or weeks i'm not that girl you're the jeff i want to take it off with a fork at the end of the night yeah jeffrey was on my tour bus one day and fucking just yanked
Starting point is 00:54:48 his wig off with a fucking fork um but we're not doing that over here but i'm not one of those girls who can do that no i can probably leave a wig on for 24 hours and then i'm i gotta take it off so the first time she put a wig on me, she put extra glue thinking I was going to keep it on for like a week. I mean, she laid it like you were supposed to lay. It was perfect. It was, it was perfect. Seamless. You couldn't even tell it wasn't my hair. And, um, so I go to fucking take it off, bro. There was so much glue and like, I literally had to pour alcohol like on the side of my face while i was in the shower so alcohol's all going in my eyes i fucking had a towel i'm scrubbing my face like i literally have wig glue on the side of my face right now because that's how much i just did i was so tired last night from
Starting point is 00:55:35 the cmas but yeah the first time was rough and so now when she lays them she's like okay girl i know you're gonna take this off in three hours it's like just a layer way less glue and they come off so easy and it's just like oh my way less glue and they come off so easy and it's just like oh my god yeah so i didn't even mean to talk that much about wigs but i just fucking but also the fact that your hair is still in full curl yeah from last night yeah yeah this is the cma wig dude yeah it's and it smells so good you should like display them too once you're done with i want to we're gonna get a bunch of heads i need to get um a bunch of wig stands and stuff now no i'm i'm wigging it up baby i'm wigging it up and then so
Starting point is 00:56:11 we also colored a wig for you how'd you feel about that i love it can we bring up the video yeah we have a cowboy copper wig that i'm gonna start wearing um and i might debut it our my new song come here cowboy is dropping on 11 25 which is today the day of the podcast so you guys might see my cowboy copper wig in the music video that we're shooting which will drop on december 3rd um but yeah did we ever find out from Jen if we could give a snippet? A couple seconds. Okay. Okay. So I am going to release a couple. So my Patreon, of course, is going to be the first people who get to hear this. So this is a little snippet of the new Come Here Cowboy Christmas song that is an original christmas song
Starting point is 00:57:05 wait got the films got the films yeah baby oh yeah i had to fight to get you guys to be able to hear that now that we have a freaking publicist she's fucking on my ass for everything but um that's it it's called come here cowboy you guys go download it now it should be on apple should be on spotify should be everywhere well if you're watching this on my patreon you're seeing this a day before it drops it'll drop at midnight so lucky you guys get to hear it first and then everybody who's listening to this on all streaming platforms what video do you guys have coming up because i can see you guys fucking smiling and laughing let me see let's see this video let's whatever these two have been hawking the fucking TV.
Starting point is 00:58:07 What is it? I need this video. I love this so much. I need this video. I need this video. This is hilarious. Why was this not in the album today? Your daughter took it. I just remembered she had airdropped it while we were sitting there.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Yeah, that is so funny. But yeah, that's my Cowboy Copper wig. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, I can't wait to rock it. But no, I'm going to be having fun with these wigs. So you guys just be careful. What do you guys think she should wear? Because I really would love to see her.
Starting point is 00:58:43 I want to see Cowboy Copper in the Come Here Cowboy we're doing it we're gonna do it moving on from cowboy copper wigs i am about to do the biggest interview of my life today you guys today meaning like monday because you guys are going to hear this podcast i have dreamt my entire life for this fucking podcast and as you're listening to this podcast just know that i'm shitting my pants and puking and crying in a podcast with someone who i have literally idolized my entire life can't wait you deserve this so we deserve this we have all worked this is a goal that we have all worked towards and oh my god i'm gonna cry i know it's crazy i still can't believe it's happening i just can't i'm like i just cannot believe it shout out to her manager and everybody
Starting point is 00:59:37 else like who am jen vessio who made this fucking happen but you guys i just can't even believe that i'm gonna get to sit across the and this person does not do podcasts and i'm actually getting 45 minutes with this person it's gonna be the best 45 minutes ever oh i don't even i'm probably just gonna sit there and stare at him just bunny crying for 45 minutes literally it's lit that will be the best podcast ever just me fucking just trying to pull myself together dude like last five minutes okay we can get started now bro i'm so fucking nervous like you have no idea that's why like none of this other shit bothers me like if you want to talk shit about me online go ahead but i feel like
Starting point is 01:00:16 the more you guys hate me the more i just succeed and i'm so thankful like thank you god for giving me and my friends this life and us building my, my husband said the sweetest shit to me today. I don't know if I should say it online, but I'm just going to say it. He, um, he really breathed life into me today because he was like, baby, that person's manager is seeing the future. He said, you are part of the cutting edge of what's about to happen. And he's like, you have worked so hard for these past six years building what you have. And he's like, big corporations need people like you who actually can relate to people and have the following that you do. He's like, that person has seen it happen before with his
Starting point is 01:01:04 client. And now he's seeing it happen with you. And he's like, that person has seen it happen before with his client. And now he's seeing it happen with you. And he's so forward thinking that he sees that in you. And I was just like, damn, babe, breathe life into me, brother. What could I, let me suck you out. How about that? Let me say, if you weren't on so many antibiotics, I would swallow, but I just couldn't do it. but I just couldn't do it. Listen, that's a real thing. Let's talk about it, right? Let's talk about it, guys.
Starting point is 01:01:35 What you put in your diet comes out in your fucking cum. You know what I'm saying? We went from zero to a hundred real quick, but Jaime, you believe in that, right? Yeah. Pineapple, asparagus. Oh, don't do asparagus.paragus god you guys remember that one time on the bus i thought i fucking was dying because i ate asparagus and i'm like my pee really smells
Starting point is 01:01:53 like chemicals i think i need to go to the hospital and then i was like oh i ate fucking asparagus like it's brutal man don't do that to men do not do that to your girls yeah don't don't do that men are disgusting can we talk about it yeah let's talk about it my fucking right armpit has been inflamed we've talked about this on the podcast the deodorant commercials on the deodorant commercials on this podcast i have told you guys my right pit is ripe all the time. Strong enough. Guess what? I figured out why. And it fucking hit me like a ton of bricks the other day. This motherfucker, Jason D. Ford, every time I have deodorant on the counter, he steals my deodorant. And for some reason, when he uses my deodorant, my fucking armpit just goes up in flames, dude.
Starting point is 01:02:43 My right one. I don't know what it is why is it not your left i don't know i wonder if you're more like you're right yes i do maybe it's that first layer and you rub it off on the right one so your left one doesn't get it damn we're figuring it out right now too this is unfolding real time this is crazy so yeah so like for years for like two three years now i'm like fuck am i going through perimenopause like what the fuck she's constantly let me give you this if bunny's in public and she needs to scratch her armpit she'll go to fix her hair and be like yeah or she makes us come up
Starting point is 01:03:15 or like if i have to take a picture with somebody that's how nervous i get because sometimes it's ripe for the picking bro and i don't understand where it fucking comes from and it hit me like a ton of bricks i walked into my fucking bathroom the other day my deodorant was on my husband's side of the fucking bathroom with the top off and everything and i'm like this dude uses my deodorant even when he puts it back on my side well you said it hadn't been doing it because he's been on tour he's been on tour i and we've had separate tour buses so all of our toiletries are separated and this tour my armpits been way better it hasn't been inflamed like i'm like damn i'm fucking i'm maybe healing my body it out feeling so good and then i get home and this motherfucker has me fucking inflamed in my
Starting point is 01:04:02 pitil again dude i'm like bro stop using my fucking deodorant, Jason DeFord. Who would do that? Who just takes someone else's deodorant? My husband. Jaime. Stop taking Brooke's deodorant. Okay, only when I run out. Only when I run out.
Starting point is 01:04:17 But I feel like girl deodorant lasts longer. Go get your own. Yeah, go buy it then. I can't be buying like a female deodorant girlfriend they'll never know i can't believe you wow it's also like i also have put it back so that way she didn't yeah oh yeah brooke now you know baby you got a stink in your pit you know why yeah exactly and i mean you know he said sorry and i mean you know it's all good i love my husband i'll share whatever with him but stop using my fucking deodorant it's just like when men steal their
Starting point is 01:04:48 girlfriends towels like do not i i made that i drew the line in the sand with that with my husband a long time ago why because what does he do with the towel go ahead and let the world know wait the world doesn't know the world doesn't know the joe roll towel i don't know if i can what do you think do you think it would embarrass him i think he already is booger roll i don't want to add to it i don't want to add to it we'll leave it a mystery yeah just so you guys know don't ever use a towel after him yeah yeah we'll leave that one a mystery but yeah no i cut i put that line in the sand so now i'm gonna have to put the line in the sand with the deodorant but my husband is so sensitive i have to pick the times that i'm gonna tell him when i'm drawing a line i told you you
Starting point is 01:05:36 should literally leave one out on the counter never use it and put one in a drawer for yourself yeah and only use your drawer deodorant yeah don't listen to this jelly he never does are you kidding me my husband never listens to any of my so he only uses the counter deodorant you're tricking him trick him also our doorbell just went off i don't know if you guys heard that are you serious yep i heard i didn't hear that that wow they're just saying hi it's the ghost baby it's the ghost of christmas past um well i love you guys this was a sweet little catch-up you guys have anything else you want to talk about is there any other shit we need to address while we're on here we have a video shoot coming up in a couple weeks i'm really excited for this video shoot we just
Starting point is 01:06:22 went and toured the location and it's like a 1920s theater so talk about freaking haunted you guys i can't wait the guy like spirit box oh you better because like jaime and i went there today to tour it the guy is so sweet and he was telling me that the bathrooms in there were like through a secret door down underneath the building into this like little room and i was like you mean that little door that's right there goes to a secret room and he was like yeah we're going in it i don't know about that um but the way it was might have boogers on the wall yeah uh the way it was set up anyways the it was for silent films oh i love that i know and it's got
Starting point is 01:07:04 this little stage in front of it where he said a lot of the times they would do live music to go along with the silent films as it played and so uh eventually like it went into like the digital era so they cut little holes in the ceiling up on the other end to project the movie and then you know the building eventually was in a movie theater but it has a lot of those same aspects so it's got that ledge up top with all the old movie theater theater seats and stuff it's gonna be a really cool vibe i can't wait i'm so excited yeah it's gonna be for come here cowboys so like i said you guys go download the song put it on tiktok anybody who uses the sound on tiktok or instagram or facebook i will reshare it as much as i can we had some really cool writers on this song too. I'm so honored to have worked
Starting point is 01:07:45 with everyone that was on this. Alicia Vanderheim, Jessie Jo Dillon, Nicolette, I always forget her fucking last name, but Pillbox Patty. Shout out to you guys for making this happen. I'm just super excited and I can't wait for it to be into the ethers. I love it. We should get them on the podcast.
Starting point is 01:08:01 Yeah, we will. Why not? Girl time. Gang gang. Yeah. Well, I love you guys Holla I'm out Smell you later Bye See you guys next week

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