Dumb Blonde - Imagine Finding This on HIS Phone!!

Episode Date: September 28, 2026

Bunnie, Meme, Hailee, and Jaime are together this week, and before the snooping begins, they take it way back to their first jobs—from greasy Fatburger shifts and chaotic nights at Walmart to tiny hometown ice cream shops and working security at a concert venue.Then y’all’s confessions take over, and once again, going through somebody’s phone proves to be a dangerous game. They get into what happens when you start checking phones, digging through drawers, and searching old iClouds—and find WAY more than you ever wanted to know.We’re talking secret hookups, explicit photos and videos, hidden porn stashes, parents’ Polaroids, questionable toys, unexpected fetishes, secret lingerie, and some discoveries that can never be unseen. There are also fake Facebook and Instagram accounts, hidden OnlyFans activity, exes being watched from the shadows, and people living entire secret lives behind their partner’s back.Between the dirty jokes and absolute WTF moments, the gang gets real about cheating, gaslighting, trusting your gut, and knowing when it’s time to stop searching for answers and just walk away.And because you never really know what somebody is going through behind closed doors, the episode ends with an important reminder to check on your people—even the ones who seem like they’re doing just fine.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

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Hello, friends. Welcome back to another episode of... Dumbly podcast, actually. I thought we were doing AskTal confessing it, but it's all right. You guys already know it all fucking blends together anyways. But anyways, yeah, welcome back, baby. We're here. We're fucking thriving.

We're a little bit better than we were last episode, I think. Way better. I think last episode re-invigorated us. Okay. Yeah. Great word. Yeah. You guys, we're going to fucking see suicide boys.

I can't wait. I'm so excited. And you know what? I hope Scrim's wife. is there. I want to meet her so bad. Yeah, I want to meet Sage because she's so pregnant and I want to rub her belly. Like, oh my goodness. Yeah. My first time seeing them. Oh my God. They're so good. It's so good. They really fucking put on a great show. And they're the sweetest guys, dude. Like I heard Ruby has this kid on tour too. So I think that's sweet. And I think that. Yeah. And I think

that Sage is with them too. So I'll be really excited to meet the whole crew and see them again. Probably going to cry again. I know. You cried last time. You cried? Yeah. When you met them, you cried. After. Afterwards she did. She shut a tear. Oh my God. I literally thought you were like in the room sobbing.

No, no. She played it cool. She played it cool. And then after we walked out is when she was like, yeah, it was funny. Ruby complimented her shirt. Yeah. What were you wearing?

Oh, okay. Yeah. Name one misfit song. Yeah. We're all, I know. That's so bad. I wore him. Oh, okay.

No, I love it. But yeah, we're excited. So it's going to be a hell of fun. Can't wait. Yeah. And Lor, it's, how many used to work at the venue that they're going to be playing it? That's like my first job ever is that venue. I used to, I checked tickets there and did security.

Aw. Yeah. It was fun to go back. What was your first job? I worked at a little ice cream shop. My home. I dove dad. Yeah.

Was it like a down-home, like kind of ice cream shop? Like a family owned, a little. Yeah. A little hole in the wall, literally. Favorite ice cream. I love Superman. I feel like that's a Midwest, it's a Midwest shit. I never even heard of it.

Kind of like moose tracks. You know, love moose tracks, guys. Love moose tracks, guys. I love moose tracks. What was your first job? Fat burger. Fat burger.

And until this day, I am a fat, I'm loyal. You did the other day. Loyal to the soil, baby. I love fat burger over in and out any fucking day. Really? I never had a fat burger. Oh my God. Next time you were in L.A., yes, we'll go.

I promise you, it is way better than in and out. I like the colors better. I think we need to do it. one more time. We didn't have it warm. Fresh. Yeah, we had it fucking. Yeah.

On a plane, I thought. Something. But yeah, you have to have it fresh and it is a game changer. You will crave those burgers. Were you working the drive-thru or up front? I did the drive-thru. I did it all. I made fries.

I did it all. You cooked burgers? Yeah. I made shakes. It was old. Yeah. Our shake machine was never broke. Oh, damn, the shade.

Yeah. No, it was fun. And I think that lasted like, two weeks. Oh, okay. Got it. Got it. I realized.

I worked there for a while. And then I realized that fucking fast food was not for me. People who can work fast food, I fucking love you and I appreciate you. I couldn't do it. Dude, I was sliding around on the grease floors. Like,

it was scary. It's scary back there. Like, yeah. No way. I've never. Walmart. Oh,

I used to work at Walmart too. Did you? What did you do? I stock the shelves. I stocked shows. Second shift. Oh, I was at the customer service.

I returned things. Oh. Let me just tell you sketchy motherfuckers. Oh, they'll return anything. I worked in Fairfield, or no, sorry, I worked in Vacaville, California. And it was not the best Walmart. And they got really tricky with the returns. Like, I remember I got pulled in and yelled that one time because I returned a,

what I thought was a sealed, like, game. And the motherfuckers had peeled it open on the bottom, took it out, took the game, and then put a piece of cardboard, like a heavy piece of cardboard in. Oh, yeah, that was an old hustle. And then like, literally. it and like resealed it. And I really like looked when I returned that. And they're like, no, you have you like have to really, really, really look. They showed me all the signs of why it was fake. And opened it right in front of me. I was like, damn. I did watch one of the employees get

arrested though. She had been doing card fraud. Oh. So she would take people. This was going down at the Wally World. She like really thought this out because she would take people from the long lines and be like, I'll check you out over at jewelry. Come over here. But I have to take your card from you and slide it over here and she would just take a picture of their card and slide it. Didn't that that one person do that at Starbucks? Yeah, people. A lot of people do that. Yes, she was literally just like pulling the card of her.

She took a picture of it and then she would just go on spending sprees online. I literally watched like DA walk in full suits, walk straight to the jewelry counter, put her in handcuffs and walk her out. And I was like homies with her. She was so sweet. Yeah, she was about lunch. It's always the ones you don't think. I would have never guessed it was her.

No, credit card fraud. They don't play with that shit, man. And they watch you in Walmart, like the security cameras. Yes. Because when I worked there, I walked by the security like office and they watch. And I don't know. They actually have people like who work there just roaming looking like shoppers who are who look like their shoppers, but they're watching because they know you're going to steal.

And they've already pulled up the video from the last time you were in stealing. So they won't get you the first time. But they keep that track and then they find out your pattern and they get your get you better. I wanted to be lost prevention. so bad until one of the girls was like I got flat knocked out by a man. And I said, no. She waited till you know, you have to wait until they go outside the door.

She got out and she was like, hey, you're going to have to come with me. He turned around and just fucking took her out. She just flatlined. What did he take? Do you remember? No. Probably like some hostess cupcakes or something.

What do you imagine? My burgers will die for some cheap shit. They don't care. They're not going to jail. No, that was, I wanted that so bad. But the way I've been hit by a loss of mentioned a couple times of people following me. They're very noticeable.

They never have a cart with them, majority of the time. They have a hat. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. They're very easy to point out in Target. Yeah.

Target one. Dude, I got, I got in trouble. The first thing I ever stole was at Target. Really? It was a Van Halen CD. Wow.

Wait, where did you put it? Where'd you put it? I don't remember. I don't remember. I used to steal earrings from Clares. That was my shit. Yeah.

Earings from Clares. Mine was makeup from Walmart. I never stopped. No, what I would, okay, because I had like a cartilage. Good intention. And I didn't want to buy like a pack that had like double of everything. So I'd literally be like looking at them and I'd like take off the backs and just like let it drop. And then I'd switch out earrings.

The rush from stealing stuff is like, I love it. You would switch out your nasty ass earring and put it in there. No. One's from other pack. So I would get more for my money. I actually think I did buy it. So that definitely wasn't stealing. I could totally afford it.

It was the rush. Yeah. Well, I couldn't. I was on the streets, fucking homeless runaway. That's how I fucking survived as I would steal. I wrote about it in the book. I would steal clothes from Dillers and then go sell them to the attic in Las Vegas. And I would, they would, dude, they knew we were stealing. I was going to say, I feel like they knew you were. But they would give us so much money. I was walking around with so much money. Like as a kid that it shouldn't have never even happened, but whatever. All right. So we're going to continue on with our topic of. snooping. What happened when you snooped and you shouldn't have been snooping? Because we're all guilty of it. All right. I'm going to kick this one off because I got some good ones. You guys have been just, man, I think you guys love Ask Talk and Fess because

you guys be some crazy stories. Even when we don't ask, you guys be sending some cool ass stories. All right. This one is fucking, this one is diabolical. Oh, no. It's diabolical. Bollical. Okay. Oh, my God. Oh, son of a bitch. I fucking hit the wrong thing. Okay. Oh, my God. I am super terrible for this. Yes, sis, you are. I still feel guilty to this day. I was seeing somebody that was way more into me.

There's a spider on the box. Okay. Oh, my God. Yeah, no. Is it big? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. that little guy. Looks like a ladybug. It might jump. Be careful. Hi, Mae, you're the man.

Me? You're a man. Come get this. No, hold on. Kill it. Your cats kill. Your cats kill fucking spiders, bro.

Oh my God. Kill it. My name. Hi, May, stop. Stop caressing the fucking spider and kill it, dude. Okay, it's not your friend.

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It was coming from my face. I would have freaked out though because like right here and it's like looking at you. Right here and it's literally going up the mic. Not into it. No, I'm okay, guys. Can't do it. God, my shorts are like in my vagina. Because you got railed.

It's swollen. I told them about it, Jason. I said it was the helmet. She said it was hot. It was. And then he just picked me up on my throat. All right. And then slam me against the door.

All right. You guys ready? I know that RV was just clanking. Just fucking clanking. Not obvious at all. Yeah. You know what? Sounded like an old bedspring.

You know? Like that old. scene in Joe Dirt. Yeah, yeah, that was me. If the trailers are rocking, don't come a knocking. All right, here we go, ready? Oh, my God, I am super terrible for this. Yes, you are, my love.

I still feel guilty to this day. I was seeing somebody that was way more into me than I was into him. I should have cut it off, but I liked the attention. One time I was laying in bed with him. The person I was super into hit me up, so I snuck out while he was sleeping and slept with this other guy. He ended up finishing in me. I went back to his place to fall asleep and I woke up to him going down on me.

He ate the other dudes. He didn't pee after sex? I mean, the cum still drips out of you. You don't drip like a jellyfish for the day after? Oh, I do. I fucking just nonstop leak. All day. Yeah.

I don't be doing that. You're fucking, your fucking womb is like a web then. Condoms? Oh. Okay. Yeah. Damn.

Dude. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well. Tuchay. What she said. Yeah.

Okay. I got it. But yeah, if a dude comes inside of you, you're literally leaking for a good 24 hours. And dropping jellyfish all day. Not over here, but okay.

Yeah. Damn. The fact that she let that dude eat her out, though, come on. That's wrong. That was really. That's rude. Fuck.

That's rude. like, dude, he comes up, he's like, what was that? He's like, damn, tangy. Oh, man. You mean some salty? But bitch, you didn't shower? I know.

Like, you fucking went home, just crawled into bed. But he would have known, though, like, he'd be like, why are you showering in the middle of the night? If she snuck out. Then don't be with him. But don't let the dude for him. Another man's come is so gross. Like, that's diabolical.

That's, That would send me into a spiral. I don't know what I would, I would freak out. Yeah, that's just wrong. It's like the same as, I don't know, like someone. And listen, we've all done some fucking weird shit. Not that, but not that. Yeah.

All right, who's next? Let's stop. Let's stop. Let's go, Jaime. Did you finally get some DMs? For sure. Let's fucking go. People listened.

I snooped on my ex and found him replying to Craig List trans hookup ads. God, I missed Craigslist. I fucking mis-crace. So much. That would be honest. Missed connections. I felt so bad and didn't want to embarrass him. So I never told them what I found.

I broke up with him and saying it was for another reason. Okay. Okay. Well, I mean, that was kind of nice. I was like, you kind of. That's sweet. Yeah. But she did snoop and found out a little too much.

She's a better woman than I. I'd have had to been like, hey, man, listen, I'm not batting for the team you like. So I just want to let you know that I know. I'm not shaming you, love you, but I got to go. I get it. Yeah. All right, who's next? Keep them rolling, guys.

Keep them rolling. Okay, I got one. Let's go ahead. I had a feeling my baby daddy was cheating on me. So I looked through his phone and immediately regretted it. He was tying off his little dick with rubber bands and taking pictures of it in my kitchen and sitting the pictures to different women. My kids' toys were also in the back.

background. So I wonder if he was into small penis humiliation and he was paying these girls to degrade his dick. What's the rubber band for? It makes it look big. It makes it bulge a little bit more. Plumps it up. Yeah. It's like giving your dick a pump. How do you know? I mean? Because I know this stuff. Because that's what they have cock rings for too. Yeah. That's what that is. Oh, I get the cock ring. Yeah. I didn't know about rubber band. It like swells it up so it gets bigger. Yeah. Ew. Can you imagine just a little chicken nugget just swollen a little red chicken nugget. Chicken nugget. I don't think I like that.

I don't want to think of that. Yeah. Speaking of chicken, last night, we were at barstole and some table, some section ordered a platter of chicken tenders. We're across the bar, brain goes, I'm going to go steal a chicken tinder.

He goes to some people's thing and just takes a chicken dinner. No fucking way. That is something. funny. They got it. What a gangster, bro. That is so funny.

I love my brother. I always wanted to do a skit where you go into a restaurant and you just walk up to random people and ask him if you can have a bite of their food. Yeah, right? Because I thought they'd be like, what? And they wouldn't say no. If somebody asked me, I'd be like, just get another fork. I'd say get another fork and I'll give you a bite, you know?

You would just let someone have a bite of your food? If I got a different fork, a brand new one and then just handed it to him? Yeah. What if they were hungry? What if that's the only bite of them? Get your own. What if that's the only morsel they had that day? You know what?

Haley, if he was six foot, a security guard downtown, you would let him eat the same pork. No. It's not a security. If he was a six foot cook, she would fucking be a different scenario. Totally. That's fucking diabolical. I'd probably feed it to him. Every time.

It's because she takes so long. She gives me too much time. Yeah. We just sit here in silence and look at each other. Okay, go. Are we going to be good, guys? Are you going to read it? I'm eyeball fucking those pretzels over there.

All right. I snooped a lot and always found something I didn't want to see. He was talking to a girl that would play cool to my face, but they were secretly sending pictures. Granny-panny pictures. Oh, God. Guys are into some of the weirdest shit, too. I was lied and told him that someone else told me, when I brought it to his attention.

You always find something. You never want to look. Oh yeah. No, you go looking. You're going to find it. That's for sure. Granny,

panty pictures. Some guys are into that. Some guys are into fucking like massive bush, like thigh to thigh bush. You know? Just hunting through the forest for it. Like jiffy pop when they put panties on. It's like,

I'm telling you, dude. What did you just call that? Have you ever seen jiffy pop the popcorn that you pop? And it like, you know what I'm talking about? And it inflates. Yeah.

It inflates. like that big. And so if somebody has a bush and they put underwear on, it inflates. Huh? No, it's jiffy something. Yeah, but it's not pop. Yeah. Got it.

That's crazy that you would have to hunt through that. Dude. To find the clit. Men already can't find the clit as it is. That's what I'm saying. It's so harder for them. If you have fucking hair, you're never, you're never getting off. Ever smells too.

No, I don't like, I don't like hair on the lips. I can do a little hair on the top, but not on the lips. A little landing strip. I mean, I guess. I'm not in a landing strip. My vagina doesn't look good with a landing strip. It looks good with a triangle. Okay.

Yeah, like, or a heart or like something like that. Landing strips are you doing a heart? I'm just, I have, I thought about it. Like a landscaper. She's got edgers and shit. A landscaper. That is so funny, dude. Like Edwards is.

Just down there, just going to town. Do you give it a fade or? Do you taper, bro? Give me a two. That's so funny. All right, let's see what I got. A bullet bush would be crazy. No, I did party in the front.

What is it, business in the back party in the front? I had a waxer tell me one time, if you don't let her wax your butthole, you technically have a mullet and I cannot unhear that. Damn you furry ass bitch. No, I said, not me.

I was like, damn. No, she said when girls won't let her wax all the way up because a Brazilian is supposed to be from front to back. Like, you're supposed to do the whole thing. And a lot of women will opt out and not let her go past it.

And she's like, so you have a mullet. Damn. When I was about 15 or 16, I got grounded from my phone. And when I went looking for it, I found my dad's mermaid porn. What? Where's the hole? Are we talking about area? I don't know.

She's jacking them off with her fin. What the hell? Her seashells. These shawls are clanking together. No, where's a mermaid's hole? Someone tell me. I don't know. Where's the hole?

It's in the back? Yeah, because you can't see anything in the front. So it's not in the back either when they're swimming. Yeah. Real mermaids are not hot though. Have you ever seen a real mermaid? They're scary looking. I have not.

Do they got like boobs or like what are they? Let me see if I could find you a video. Real mermaids are so fucking scary looking. Yeah. I don't know. I think sirens are hot. I don't know where their hole is. Wait.

Diren's like what? But she could just use her mouth. Yep. I don't know, but what was... Like sharp teeth, though? Was dad watching like Ariel? I get it. Oh.

I get it. Oh. Ariel's kind of hot. Is that your hearing me out? So this is supposedly what real mermaids look like. I don't like that. Yeah. Yeah, they're creepy.

Are they real? Is that a seal. Oh. I'm sure. I'm sure. But that's like what they say real mermaids look like. They're scary. They take on form.

Like a siren will take on form of being a beautiful woman to entice you. But then once they get you, they turn right back into that. Bring you in. Which is kind of like Ariel, her voice would like bring people in. Yeah. You ever wonder if we were mermaids and we just crawl out of the water and now we have legs? Oh. Ah.

I mean, aliens do live in. the ocean. Yeah, they do. I mean, NASA did stop exploring the ocean. We haven't explored the whole ocean. A little scary. Who knows what's in there, man. I love shit like that.

Me too. I'll watch it for them. Atlantis used to be one of my favorite movies ever. Never seen it. But I've been to Atlantis and the Bahamas. It's a different one. Oh, all right. I don't know.

A little bit different. A little bit different. She said I went to the resort. Not a resort. I don't know. Go ahead, Harvey. Snooped in my parents' bedroom, got grounded, and was looking for my iPod. Me.

Found the iPod, but I also found an eight-inch white-skinned-colored dildo. My brother smacked my cousin in the mouth with it. That is diabolical. You're getting smacked in the mouth with a dildo's crazy. I might have asked for it a time or two. What? I'm into it. Asked for it?

Yeah. With a dildo? Or a real dong. I get that, but the fake ones, they got a lot of hurt. They got a black eye one time. They're heavy. I got a black eye one time from getting smacked in the face with a dong that had a piercing. Rest in peace, cane one.

Whoa. Not the shout out. Dude, do you remember when we were sitting here? And we found out. And we found out that he passed away. I was so sad. He would ride motorcycles. He was so hot.

And she went to go look him up. And she was like, maybe he died. A year ago. Yeah. Yeah. And like he was so, like he was so sweet. He was just, Kane was definitely a different soul.

He was too precious for this earth. So if I could let anybody remember him, it would be to remember that he had this fucking huge Prince Albert piercing on his dong. And literally I asked him to smack me with it in my face. And it fucking gave me a black eye because the fucking, the piercing caught me. This was 20 something years ago. So,

But yeah, no. And then when I found out he passed away, I was so sad. Because he literally had, he messaged me like a month before he committed suicide. So yeah, so sad. So please check on your friends. You never know what the fuck's going on or. Check on your happy friends. Check on all of your friends.

Even the unhappy ones. Because at this point in life, you never know, you know. How do you pierce a dick? I was wondering. His was like. It was, he was a body piercer too. So he, he, there's different ones. And then he had like, his shaft was pierced.

And then also like the top of it had like this big, thick ring through it. Like it was, yeah, he was a piercer. So he did body modification all the time. Did it get stuck inside of you? No, but it was phenomenal. Could you feel it? Yes. Yeah.

And I kind of get it. It's kind of like dick upgrades. Because now you have like all these extra ridges on your dick. Yeah. when you have sex. Yeah, when you're banging it. Yeah. They make condoms like that.

Damn. I think we established that we don't use those. Yeah. My bad. Sorry, you guys. I mean, I do now, but. But. I do now, but, you know.

I was putting my boyfriend's laundry away. So not technically snooping yet. I come to his sock drawer and start putting away his socks when I see a K-jouler's bag. curious and nosy, I open the bag and see a ring box, and I open the ring box and try the ring on. Obviously, I was so excited to know he was going to propose, but immediately regret it and felt so bad. Oh. I had that one saved too. You knowy bitch.

I would do that shit. Yeah. Oh, I would definitely try it on too. She would have tried it on, sent pictures to the chat. Oh, for sure. Wanted to make some adjustments. You guys look. We haven't asked yet, but found it.

It's already posted and he hasn't even asked yet. I do. I do. Yeah, no, yeah. No, that would be me. That would 100% be Haley. Yeah. That's, oh, I kind of feel bad for her.

All right. I found gay porn in my fiance's phone. Not the first time. The last time I found a video of him shoving my curling iron wand in his ass in my bathroom. Not even his. The curling iron is fucking wild, dude. Why did you stay with him after the curling iron? I know, but was it a wand?

The client is hard, man. Like are these guys' assholes made a teflon? Like a bubble wand? Ooh. That's kind of like anal beads. Connected. Think about it. Okay.

Get bigger as they go down. We wonder if he cleaned it before she did her hair with it. I wonder if that's what I was wondering. That's whoop-ball stuck on it. That's... Ubi hair. Ooh. Just fried on.

Oh. She turns it on in the smell. Like a fried blogna sandwich. Oh. Oh. No, don't do that because I would like those. Okay. Damn.

Go ahead, Jaime. All right. Let's see. I really liked bloony sandwiches too. Have you had one from Smokies? All right. You fucking bitch. While I was snooping once I was in too deep in the I-Cloud files.

And I found videos of him and a bunch of other girls he slept with before we were together. Decided to traumatize myself and watch them all. still with him to this day. Wow. Okay, but you kind of did that to yourself. And if it's in the eye cloud, they're old. Everything's in the cloud. Every dude has, every dude has porn from other women that he's talked to on their phone,

whether it's hidden, whether it doesn't fucking matter. Or it's old or, yeah. Yeah, all of it. They're fucking, all of them are pit collectors. They save shit. That's what they used to jack off and like, you know, reminisce and look at memories. Same thing as porn, though. Yeah, pretty much.

But it's that they've actually experienced it. So I feel like it's like a little bit more. It's like organic. It's like going to a whole food instead of like a McDonald's. Porn is like McDonald's. It's super easy right there. It tastes good. But like the nudes are like organic and that was for you.

I don't I don't say. Like a farmers market. Has peppers and onions and potatoes? Yeah. Yeah. It's like a home cooked. It's like a home cooked meal. Exactly.

I get you. It's not processed. It's not processed. Oh, poor. That's just how it came to. I get you. I got you, buddy. I got you, buddy.

It's like the news is great. Good job. How makes sense. Okay, this one was a little crazy. The first time my parents left me home alone to clean the house while they were working, I was putting away the laundry. Of course, I was grossed out and laughing at my dad's tidy whiteies. What I find next was way worse.

I found a stack of Polaroid pictures. I never should have picked them up. There were many a naked body all with wild out of control bushes. no faces, just bodies in all sorts of ways. It was like an accident. I couldn't look away. Thank God I didn't recognize anyone, or if I did, I've blocked it out. First of all, it was dad a serial killer.

I literally in my head was like, no, a serial killer. Which one did that? There's one that had polarites. Was it Dahmer? Yep. Dommer was gay, though. I know, but he had like a stack of Polaroids. It might not have been dommer.

No, it was. He had Polaroids. Domer did, yeah. You and Domer have the same glasses. Do we? Are you Domer? No. We already established a serious.

But why was nobody wondering why there was so many different bodies? Yeah. A stack? And no head. Yeah. The weird cropping the head out is a little like creepy. What's a little dead doing. Yeah.

And it was massive bush. Out of control bush. Yuck. Where are they alive? That's what I'm saying. We're the people alive in the photos. If you have a small don't, you cannot bang a chick.

with a massive out of control bush, you're never going to see that shit. Yeah. He's talking about bush and small dig and we're talking about, are they dead? Well, I really do.

My mind registers 50 different scenarios. I feel like I don't know. Like, I guess I've never looked at a girl with a huge bush. Pull it up because it's fucking bushly. It'll look, it looks like, dude, I would. I type in, just huge bush.

Well, when you had those playboys in the house, yeah, but you might. They had bush in there, remember? Those playboys at the house? Yeah, but that wasn't huge bush. That was just like Bush. That was like, yeah, Bush, I gave it a little character. That was just the beat of the Ush.

She wants the Ush. Okay. Okay, so just huge bush. On women. On women. Just going to get a bunch of landscaping photos. It's all curly and like goes up the butt crack. I hate it.

It's a green bush. Breeze. I don't think I like this. Let me see. Let me see. Why is it matted? God. And that one's even like trimmed up a little bit.

That's not a natural shit. That's faded. Yeah, there's a fade up time. Yeah. Sometimes it'll go up the women's like belly buttons. Like it connects to their chest hair. Hold on. That's not Bush.

Who's having chest hair? It's, it happens. Let me see. Let me see. Told you. Let me see. I don't like that. That's not the Bush.

I don't know. It's fucking just. Do you think someone's goatee? It's just nothing attractive about that. Whatsoever? No offense to anybody's got a fucking massive bush. Just not your tie is taking the safari route. It's just not.

It's just not for me, dude. I can't do it. I'm not into it. It's a fucking safari route. No, that's national geographic, dude. That is crazy. Do you think they give it a blowout? No, I think they let it just naturally.

What if she asked you to give her Bush a blowout? Would you do it? Yeah. Yeah. Mimi's been in my vagina many of times. I waxed it one time. She waxed it and I couldn't go through with it. Like I,

we had already put the wax on. And it was like the cheap Sally wax too. Oh my God. It literally just kind of like chipped apart. Oh. And she. I had to yank it piece by piece. I went to go rip and she reaches down and just grabs my wrist.

And she said, no. I was like absolutely not. This hurts so bad. I don't know how women get their vaginas wax all the time. I used to do it. Okay. Will you go with me?

Let's go do it. It fucking hurts. It hurts so bad. What about the laser? And you never get used to it. I don't want to go. That's the problem. With you?

You never get used to it. I'll get mine, man. It never feels better, ever. Like you don't become stronger. It gets better over time. It does not.

I don't want to endure something if it has to get better over time. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I've had my vagina waxed at least 15 times. Never once got better. I'm going to try it on myself. You're a fucking savage. You know,

You probably would be able to do it Brumhilde. I didn't narrow one time. Made myself bleed. You burned your vagina? On there? Like in my like crevices. Damn. Mm-hmm.

It hurt. Damn. Show you strip wax or hard wax. Hard. I'm going to try it. Try it. Let me know how it goes. I'll send a video.

Put in a group chat. Can't wait. We get to see it? Yeah. Maybe. She's getting a little more confident and I'm liking it. I can't wait. I've seen Mimi's fucking vagina, so I don't care.

You have? Yeah. She got naked in front of me one time. I got naked in front of you one time in Europe, too. Yeah. Dude, I fully stripped down naked that night. Haley, when you're on, when you're side quest alley, you don't fucking pay attention to anything. No.

I had a romper on and I just fully naked that night. I am side quest, Sally. I went to my ex's house who lived over an hour away and said hello to his mom. She asked why I didn't say hello the other night. when dipshit came home. I said, that wasn't me. So I went upstairs to his room, found his old phone when he was at work, lug that bitch right into the charger and opened it up,

found texts of him and some girl talking about having sex that night. His mom said, I never came to say hello to her. Instantly packed my shit up and left, leaving his old phone sitting on his bed, plus a number I found in his drawer, so he knew what I saw. Mom. Outing you is wild. Also, shout out to Mom, though. Yeah.

She probably knew. She probably did it on purpose. Yeah. Like be a girl's girl. I would do that shit. Yeah. Yeah. I would totally do that shit if my son was doing that.

Oh, I would snitch on cash in front of them. Hitch on Cash is crazy. I swear, I would say it right in front of them. I'd be like, hey, who's the girl you brought home the other night? Did you tell her about it? Yeah. Yeah. I'd say it in front of the girl he's walking in with.

Exactly. That's not your girlfriend. Yep. Dead ass. Yeah. I know. I'm going to have to have that conversation with cash. Oh, no.

Cash is going to be a little wild child. It's going to be rough, guys. It's, he's, he's, he, the little girl he befriended over the rumble. Oh, he's obsessed with her. Like he can't, I was like, hey, you got to stop picking up girls. Like, literally he will physically just walk around with, I said, stop. I get that. That's scary.

Put them down. He was like a little cave man. Yeah, he is. He's like so like. That's just literally me. No, legit. She did offer cash her vape. I said, he don't do that.

No. For a birthday present. I wasn't going to actually let him get my babe. Well, it's. Because no, you were asking him if you wanted other things and he didn't want anything. He said, you want the vape. You want the vape. Yeah.

He said, what is that? It was a test. What if he would have known what it was, though? No, I literally was saying, I was like, gosh, will be vaping by 15. 13. If not next year. Yeah. First grade, hey, Mimi, we did find your son with a vape.

Yeah. Divorced now, but when I was married, I was looking through his drawers and found a and panty set that was not mine would never fit me. Thought he was cheating. Turns out he was the other woman or wanted to be. Okay, let's talk this through real quick. How would you react if you found not well? I'd make him dress up and take pictures with me.

Like hot little selfies make him feel hot. Obviously that's what he wants to feel like. He wants to feel like a pretty little princess. So let's fucking do it. And then I would sit down and have a conversation with him. Like, hey, man, am I really what you want? Like, are we really doing this? you know, don't shame him.

Of course not, but I also don't feel like I would dress up with him. I would. You want to wear my panties? Let's do it. Let's do it. What are you doing? What are you doing? Leaving.

Oh, I would definitely have the conversation. Yeah. We don't see eye to eye in this situation. But let me help you find what you're looking for. Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. Haley's just going to run out the fucking door.

I mean, what would you do if your boyfriend was dressing up in lingerie? Um, well, if he had a boyfriend, I'm sure. It depends how far he went into it. If he was kind of being lazy with it and just wore the bra and the panties and that was it, I'd be like, come on. Boring. Step it up. Yeah. Wear the lipstick.

Wear the heels. Like I want to know what level they're at. Yeah. With it, you know, I wouldn't be super upset off the bat. You know, I'd be more interested to see what's going on. Yeah. And then I'll make my assessment after. All right.

I like it. That's a good answer. Highman. Yeah. Yeah. My eyelashes is hanging off my fucking eye. While snooping through my husband of three years' phone together for six, I found he had multiple fake Facebook and Instagrams and an only fan. All under fake names.

He was using these to keep up with past exes and he has also had sex within in the past. Sorry. And I was trying to correct her sentence because she wrote it wrong. I thought it was your dyslexia. My poor baby. And also women he had had sex with in the past. There is even one day where he logged into a fake Instagram the morning of our wedding. Wow.

I found these all in March. Fast forward to now. I'm struggling to stay with him. Bitch, don't stay. Trusting. And he's playing victim and pointing out everything I'm doing wrong. Oh, because he's guilty. The brain knows what to do.

The heart doesn't want to cooperate. Do you have any advice? Needless to say, I. We'll never be with a man named Kyle James, Jimmy. All of those. That's his, that's his names. Those are all his aliases. Those are all his names.

No girl. She deserves to leave. Leave that motherfucker. Yeah. You do not deserve that. You do deserve so much better. You are a way better woman for even just continuing to marry the man after finding that out.

That's a dude anyway. Yeah, but to have an only fans and all that. Yeah. Like, she don't, so many women all that stuff. They're trying to convince themselves. Yeah, they're trying to convince themselves. Leave him, sister. You deserve way better.

And the fact that he hadn't only fans and that he was literally fucking has been lying to you this whole time. Like that's just too much. Like you deserve so much better. He should have never married that dude. Hell no. Not on the morning of your wedding too. No. Crazy.

Uh-oh. The morning of your wedding, he's thinking about his exes. Yeah, that's crazy. All right. All right. All right. Bye. When you're running a business, you learn real quick that you cannot do everything yourself.

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