Dumb Blonde - Is Bunnie Jelly Roll's Handler??

Episode Date: November 28, 2025

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Don't know the other episode of the coolest kids. It's us. It's us. It's the coven. The coven has arrived, baby. We should name all of our episodes. The Coven? Yeah. Maybe. I kind of, yeah, maybe.

We need a name for it. I feel like Golden Girls is copyrighted. Yeah. You guys know what? Want to know something that I've been watching? What? Amish witches. You texted up the other night and I wanted an explanation.

Yeah. Where, when, how? So it's on Hulu and it's a documentary. And what they do is they follow these three chicks who are Amish. and they are like, they're into some heavy shit. I'm talking like doing seances, like sucking negative energy out of people, blessing babies,

getting them to like not have ear, like healing people. One of them's grandma was like high up in the witchcraft and like it was passed down to her and she was the sweetest. She had the sweetest soul. And she like really just believed in healing. Then there was a second girl who I don't really know

what she kind of did. the thing she was kind of like just meddling and then there was like trying to figure out if that's what she wanted to do and then there's this third girl who comes in and she's like evil she wants to fucking like hex everybody and is like you know like just evil energy and they travel with them and uh you know this is real this is like legit oh it's real happening real real life it's not made up so they they they sit in on a bunch of like spells and like all the stuff that they do well something happens where they stop and I'm not I don't want to tell you guys because I want you to watch the documentary yeah something happens to where they stop recording with them for three years and then finally they're allowed three back three years later and when they go back the one who I said was the cute one who I who I liked and was sweet excommunicated Amish does not practice witchcraft anymore looks so good looks beautiful like before when she was like healing people she looked so like sucked up and like like she didn't feel good and she like changed her hair color and just like had so much

life back in her. Blow up. Yeah, she was saying that. Did she find Jesus Christ? She did. She was saying that she felt sick all the time and that like, you know, doing that. She was possessed or some shit. Yep.

Put so much bad energy into her life. And then the second girl, same with her, the one who was like meddling. I didn't really know what she was doing there. She changed over too. And then the third one was trying to get out of it. But like during the last interview, she's like talking about how powerful she is still and how she's trying to control her magic. Like, it's crazy.

You guys got to watch it. I'm watching it. On Lulu? Yeah, on Hulu. Yeah. Amish witches. Can't wait. What have you guys been,

what else have you guys been watching? Oh, I started watching Tell Me Lies. What is that? I don't know if it's steamy. It's kind of steamy. I'm only on like episode three. I love a good steamboat. You would like it.

It's kind of steamy. And then I also watch school spirits. I don't know if you watch that. Fire. It was on Netflix, but the full thing is on. Hulu it's basically about this girl that died and when you die like your body your body I guess your soul stays where you died so like they're in a school so then she all of a sudden is seeing other people that had died in the school but they'll be from like the 60s or the 70s

so they're like dressed how they died the day they died and they're all from like different eras and stuff and they're all still like trapped in the school and like you can't can't leave the school grounds, basically. Wow. It's a really cool thing. I would hate to be like, that's terrible. Yeah. And you're just like in that you're stuck until you finally cross over.

You have to like do something to realize how you can cross over and stuff. But it gets like, it gets like, it gets good. I feel like you would like it. It's like ground hogs day. So they're stuck in, they're stuck in purgatory. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

Hell on earth. Huh? Hell on earth is what they call it. Yeah. yeah that's crazy maybe i'll look into it what about you i'm i watched the lorax the other day oh okay all right okay mom yeah but i did introduce my kids to king of the hill last night oh good dude get them watching family guy roger if i could be a freaking cartoon character i am roger from uh american dad yeah get them watching american dad i mean not family guy they put like

literally episode season one episode one king of the hill on uh classic uh i think it's netflix or it's Disney one of the two I think it's Disney and I saw it and I like turned it on and my kids were so it was really funny they were like all over the place last night we're just trying to get him to chill out tell me why both my kids chilled the hell out to some king of the hell I mean I just kick back cash is like shirtless just yeah try American dad too please yeah I love have you ever watched American dad yeah I've seen every episode am I not Roger yes a thousand percent the little wigs that he could literally every character like if i could just be just be like how he is yes oh bro totally family guy i'm i'm a very adult cartoon person that's like my thing yeah and so the american dad

the um family guy all of that yeah since oh yeah i never i grew up on sims i did jay loves the sims that's all he used to watch when we first got together i'd be like that and family guy yeah i remember i can't watch family guy anymore that's I don't love it either. Like, I like it. I don't know. I can't want it for personal reasons. I did love like Futurama.

Oh, yeah. Rick and Morty. Ataturama, Rick and Morty also. Like, oh, I love Bob's Burgers. I do love Bob's burgers. I love Bob's burgers. Such a good one. Olivia loves it.

She swear she's Louise. So funny. I can see it. She's like, I identify as Louise. I can see it. Yeah, literally. So we kind of wanted to do something different today, you know, since we're talking about things that I happen on the internet.

um we get so many comments a day you know tons and tons and yes we love all the positive comments but the funny ones are the mean comments oh so insane and it mostly comes from Facebook I mean I mean I mean yeah it's all over the place I mean yeah I don't really get a lot on Instagram occasionally Instagram yeah I say Instagram yeah Instagram so nice unless a reel goes viral. I was like, that's literally what I was going to say. If a real pops off, the hate comments. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like Instagram is like a pretty

pink bubble. Like it's, that's, it's a niche. Like, if you have followers, they are specifically there for you. And they appreciate what you post. Yeah. Literally. But Facebook and TikTok, Wild West. Facebook and TikTok outlaws. They're all fucking outlaws. These motherfuckers. Crazy.

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Oh, Jesus. beautiful and clear using the roach pussy oh the roach pussy oh I don't hear a different okay clearly a voice over right so we're not saying that

whatever it's funny okay hold on we got it's called lots of Botox and other shit with 20 pounds of makeup with a filter no filter by the way so that's a compliment

yeah that's everyone's go to is like oh it's a Filter. So much media, but, I don't care. Someone said,

not funny, talk like ladies. I said, it's a voiceover, so technically we didn't say it. I always get that one. Lord. These are Facebook,

right? Yeah. Oh, a little bit down. We got, focus on your sin care. What's Jesus say

about vulgarity, vanity, and profanity? I said, Jesus says not to judge others, gin. I don't even respond back to these fucking people. It makes the,

Well, I get in trouble all the time. You do. I feel like people can insult you, but the minute you reply back and tell them they look like ramen head. Yeah. Then they. I got literally banned from my Facebook for 30 days for some fucking dude commenting, some old man.

And I said, I said like, Dan, your hair looks like ramen noodles. And got fucking got banned. Got banned. What? Yes. Oh, I got to ease up then. Yeah. I can only just say their name.

Sometimes I send a picture. of them back to them i hate that i do that that's my favorite that's my oh zoom in on their profile you can get in trouble ugly yeah said y'all are fuddly let's go to their profile all right we're supposed to do one at a time you've gone on to three they're in a row okay so all right there me me you want to go all right um we could do three at a time too if you want no it's gonna blow through mine too quick oh i couldn't find too many good for you you can't i don't like to dive deep in those things. This one, I posted a before and after of my weight loss because I'm almost at like 60 pounds gone now. And Chris said the honey boo-boo-boo show is back. So, thanks Chris.

And Chris probably looks like a fucking- I would like to see what Chris didn't have a profile picture, guys. I was going to say Chris probably looks like a human thumb and smells like hard-boiled eggs. You know what I'm saying? Like, come on. These fucking people are just insane to me. All right. So here's one. This is my favorite because this is everybody's go-to.

They feel like it's like such a like I'm gonna get him with this one. I got her. So it was a video of Jay and I with Snoop Dogg, right? Mm-hmm. This person said Jelly Ho and his side show prostitute.

Okay. Wow. Good one. They really stuck it to you. Okay, but he's spelled prostitute. P-R-O-S-T-I-T-U, prostitute. Two. I'm a prostitute, baby.

Yeah. But what I think is is everybody thinks it's so, like, cutting edge that they're like, you know she used to be a hoe, right? She's a prostitute. What a whore. You're a whore. And it's just like, bro, do you not, first of all, before I was even on the internet, I was being called that.

Secondly, why are so many men upset about what I used to do with my vagina? because if they had a chance to hit it, they would. You know what I'm saying? That part. Yeah. Please. You could sit here and judge all you want, but knowing damn well that if any of these girls videos that you're commenting negative stuff on, you would fucking cream your pants

if they were in your presence. Yep. I don't know. It's always the men. I don't get a lot of hate from women. I get a lot of hate from men, though. It's always men. Always.

I do get a lot of women, especially on makeup videos. I get a lot of older women if it's like me cussing or me looking for these comments did not realize how many older women hit on Jason. I love it. Stop. When I tell you all the lindas and the Debras who were like, I would eat him up. I was like, ma'am, let me see you try. Please, Deborah.

Come from my husband. I love that. He does. He gets hit on by older women all the time. It's always at the Dollar General. What? Yeah. He frequents the.

dollar general and they they love him i love that he is like a white trash american dream a thousand literally they're just like they think he's jelly roll do you know how many people think he's just we literally got stopped in an antique store the other day and she goes honey are you jelly roll and she said no ma'am she goes oh i just love him oh my goodness he said okay see i've never i've never mixed up jason and jay except for one time i forget when it was but he like i i only caught him out of like my my peripheral. And I was like, oh my God, I thought you were my husband, you know? Because I, their stature is kind of the same. Yeah. And I mean, it's just, I get it. Like, if you're not paying close attention, they both have facial hair. Yeah. Beards and they're big dudes. Like,

the amount of times when we first moved here that he got called Big Smow. Oh. And got pictures taken with him. Yeah. Stop. It was when Big Smow had a TV show. This is when Big Smow was big. Yes. Big Smell has lost so much weight. Have you seen him? He looks incredible. Yeah. He's skinny Smow now. Go him for his. a health journey. But he did this before like Ozympic and before. It's unnatural. Like they literally honed in. Do you think he got gastric bypass? I don't know.

I don't know. We can ask him. He had some health issues and I know after that and maybe just scared him. Scared him straight. Yeah, that's how it happens though. That's what happened with my husband. Yeah. Go ahead. You ready? Oh, we're doing more? Oh yeah. Did you blow your wad all in the beginning? Oh, no.

We got we got more. Okay. All right. This one said, Randy decided when I did a before and after of my green hair to my orange hair to tell me looking rough, what the heck? Randy, I looked at your profile and you don't have all your teeth. I need you to step back a little bit. Bro, it's always the one with piano keys for teeth. He's having trouble. Yeah. Having trouble. Not one to talk about teeth. Yeah, not that we're hating on anybody with teeth, but if you can't, listen, if you say something rude to somebody on the internet because I've gotten this before. People get so mad at me. They're like, why are you

lowering yourself to their level? Because I fucking can. Yes, the only playing field they want to be on. Yeah. I can't get to mind. I'm on such a different frequency. They can't hear me unless I lower myself to theirs. You know what I'm saying? So I'm so good. I'm going to take the time to smosey on down the line, baby. And guess what? And if I fucking say something, you're going to remember it for the rest of your life. I told some ladies she looked like a fucking bass and hound one day. I was so mad. Because I was just like, you get to a point where you're like lady did you really just say that to me like yeah yeah no no it's crazy all right so this one was disgusting honestly so it was on the video of me talking about

my sexual trauma that had happened and singing the song that my husband had um you know dropped what is the name of it uh fuck let me look oh my god uh yesterday yesterday yesterday yesterday by jellie I see tomorrow. It's yesterday. Anyways, this man decides to come on. His name is Dilo. Delo, Dilo, 56, by the way, guys. Okay. That makes sense why she is the way she is now.

It all makes sense now in capital letters. He wanted to make sure you heard it. Yeah, he wanted to make sure I felt his words. As if the video already wasn't emotional enough. No, he wanted to come and just let me know. Dee how to let you know. That it all makes sense because I was molested as a child. that you are the way you are that I am the way I am wow you know I mean I mean we didn't know

that but I'm glad that you educated us in that because yeah would have never guessed yeah so yeah I posted a picture of me in shorts which remind you again didn't wear shorts for 17 years guys I am very confident in wearing shorts now I wear them any chance I get unless it's like if I can 10 degrees outside then I don't wear shorts but David decided to say can I gain 400 pounds and tattoo my 30 inch thighs asking for a friend oh david david david you fucking asshole um david i'm gonna need you to chill the fuck out david why don't you fucking go stub your toe on your kid's toy when you're walking across the living room at 2 a m i hope you slip in the shower and fall butthole first on a shampoo bottle oh yeah yep that's a good little

one all right so this one was a video of jay and i this is another one of my favorites where it's me and jay dancing to the song that whenever we broke up in 2018 dan and shays yes he came off stage to dance with you yeah so rainbow train wanted me to know that bunny you don't love him as much as you portray let's be real a wife would act completely different if her husband left a stage to come be with her i literally am kissing my husband and dancing with him am i supposed to suck his dick right there oh it's this video like how much more different can i act look this oh slow dancing it's a problem there too oh my favorite my

I get this comment all the time because we don't full on make out on camera. Yes. People are like she won't even kiss him. They barely touched lips. Yeah. And I'm just like, first of all, one. You have full lip gloss on most of the time. It depends.

If I'm at an award show, I don't want to get lipstick all over my husband while he's about to fucking take pictures and have to go seeing in front of America or two, we're online. Do you guys, I get grossed out, okay, watching people, you know, like there's nothing attractive about seeing that. So I try to keep it cutesy and Zimur and like literally... What did Olivia tell you the other day? She goes, you guys kiss a lot.

Yeah, at home, all we do is kiss. We cannot keep our hands off of each other. And I'm not trying to prove this to anybody, but it's just crazy that people's perceptions. Oh, I don't understand. It's either if you kiss too much, oh my God. Yeah, to get a room. This is disgusting.

And then if you don't... It's not very godly. Yeah. What do you? you think he would think of you. Yeah. Jesus is watching. And I'm like, listen,

Jesus made me born naked for a reason, baby. All right. Okay. Or what you're going? I had a video about how to sneak in alcohol to a bar because, you know, can't trust drinks. Prices are freaking crazy, okay? It's in like a little tampon holder.

Someone said, just a little theory. You got to sneak alcohol because you can't have a good time without it. You might be an alcoholic. I mean, you might. That was probably right. I'm going to a bar like I'm totally fucking with you do Haley Haley is like I resemble that remark

I'm not being those prices she's definitely not an alcoholic bro I literally drink like I drink maybe like one to three times a month like it's only on occasion I'm so proud of you because when first when Haley came around the first fucking what like four years you live

at bars you would come and do I'd go like multiple times a week you would come and do my makeup haven't slept from the night before still drunk yeah I don't know how my eyebrows were even ever they probably look really great to be honest yeah I mean Picasso I like it you know

no I would literally go out until like five in the morning and then have clients at 8 a.m. and work all day yeah I don't know how I did that I don't know how you did that no can't do that anymore but you've slowed down so much oh for sure yeah but I've still I've also grown up. Yeah, but I've still never also been an alcoholic. No, no, no, you were never an alcoholic.

The amount of comments on here calling me an alcoholic because I'm sneaking in your one shot in a tampon thing. You were the most like social drinker. Oh, yeah. I have a fully stocked bar at my house and I've never touched anything. Yeah. Like that's there for like when people come over and stuff. Like if I was an alcoholic, all that would be gone.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. No, you were definitely in party girl mode, which yes. Hello, you were 25. 24 yeah how are you when I meet you yeah yeah yeah hello you're supposed to be in fucking 24

yeah listen I partied until I was 38 from the time I was 14 until I was 38 I still love going yeah I love to go to party but just not as much as I used to I feel like we all had different party eras mine was like teenage years see I didn't have mine in my teen years because I was goody two shoes we didn't have that I didn't even do it in college well I grew up on the streets and then I became a hooker so life was

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He said, my dad is famous. Do I make videos to get more attention so I can be famous? ha ha what a joke honestly we don't care richie richie you care baby i feel like you cared with that comment richie that evoked emotion you even put some emojis in there oh yeah he just wanted to fucking drive at home laughing emojis i know i know i know richie that was good that was good i get it my famous dad richie wrong person dude wrong fucking person buddy i want to see what richie let's pull him up doesn't have a profile picture his profile picture is a mean cracker knew it knew it very angry cracker I already know what he looks like yep all right so I get this

a lot a lot a lot another one I can I guess what it is okay so it's on a video of Bailey and I but I get this on videos of you me and Haley all the time okay okay so I think that they thought that Bailey was one of you guys because people cannot decipher a 16 year old from a 30 year old that has tattoos. Bailey has no tattoos. It's always people around Bunny that you can tell she knows she's prettier than them. We get that all. Yeah. She literally, she literally only surrounds herself with people less attractive than her. This is Pup Tar 420. All right. What does he look like? What do they look like? No profile picture. Oh, of course. But let me see if I can go to his. Hold on. Yeah, nothing. Hmm. I got nothing.

Oh, I get those a lot. Love him. Yeah. He looks like Tom Green on crack. That's Daniel Larson. Wait, you don't know him? Who is that? That's Daniel Larson.

Wait, that's not the person. Okay, okay, but this guy I did respond to. Because anytime anybody comes for Bailey, I get really mad. I said, this is my daughter, Dweeb. Anyone that thinks like this is shallow. For this to even cross your mind is wild, calling me out for loving everyone in my life. laughing emoji. And then he replies, why aren't other people calling this shit out about her? First of all, they are. Everybody in their mom. All the time. For the record, I just want to say

this one time and one time only. Haley and Mimi are beautiful to me. Like you guys are fucking gorgeous. Your oras and Bailey, Bailey too. Haley, Mimi, and Bailey are gorgeous to me. And first of all, Bailey's my kid. She's going to be around me no matter what. But Mimi believed in me when I only had a vision, you know, there was, and I say this in my book, too, like, I told Mimi before I can't pay you and she didn't care. You cannot ever fucking replace that kind of loyalty. To me, that is the most beautiful thing that you could ever do for somebody. Stop, I'm going to cry.

Oh, stop it. Stop it right now. She will cry. Like, seriously, though, that is the most beautiful. And at the same time, she's running her own fucking salon with 10 to 15 employees, has two, kids, a husband, you know, has her own fucking house, has a family, and is like, I don't care, I'm going to stop what I'm doing and help you build your dream. I don't give a fuck if she looked like fucking Darth Vader or what's that, what's that dude's name? The hunchback of

Notre Dame, which you don't. You're beautiful. But to me, beauty isn't just on the outside, it's on the inside. I want people around me that one make me feel good and that I can make feel good about themselves. It's a mutual respect and a mutual relationship. Yeah, this is more about that person that left that comment. Well, this comment comes from so many people, though. And Haley, like, you are beautiful inside and out. You are the funniest motherfucker I've ever met. Funniest.

We look at each other and start fucking laughing. Like, it's, we just do, we'll have a staring contest to see who breaks first. They do. Like, we'll kiss in the middle of, like, you know, and it's like, I just feel like we've all grown up together. We really do, guys. We've gone through so much shit together. The reason I call us a coven is not for any other reason besides the fact that coven with witches represents a group of women who are strong and powerful.

But also, we are a sisterhood. We are family. And those ties you can never break, you know? And you guys have done nothing but fucking glow up since we've all been friends. And I feel like me too. I've blown up too. Oh, I pulled up our first photo shoot together. I can't believe how different you look.

It's crazy. You've always been beautiful. It's just like a different. era of your like you've gotten younger uh how do you look younger now tell me more that no you photo shoe i'm like you look older in that photo shoe eight years ago yeah than you do right now it's all the fucking adrenachrome i've been drinking oh let's not oh we're getting that out we're no leave it in because we're getting into that next because if you guys don't think i don't get these comments all the time i bet but long story short before you go to leave

that comment about the people that i absolutely love just remember that you are insulting my and let's see what the fuck your sisters and your moms and everybody look like that's around you that you're fucking talking shit about my family that's around me and dare a motherfucker to say some shit like that to my face yes i will gladly i would love any of these people to catch us oh catch me the fuck outside please please please because we all know i'm fucking i'm ready to rumble my husband gets so mad at me i will say um craig circled back and told me i was a moldy muffin you know what i love craig i like you know what i love craig i love crag he's one of us let's make that into merch

whole different video bro moldy muffin moldy muffin you guys please stop i literally found that and i started fucking dying Craig, you're invited, you're invited to the barbedic crew. You're allowed to hang out with us anytime. I go by Crunchy Muffin. So for the fact that this man sat there and was like moldy muffin, get the fuck out of here. So good. You need a backup account called Moldy Muffin.

That should be my backup. Please. Oh. Oh, I love that. So good. I found another one. Go ahead. Go ahead.

We got a lot of bad comments when me and you pretended to be Jellie's security. We were at Rainbow Room. Oh, God. The internet hated it. They, oh, they wouldn't. So many bad comments. We were so drunk. Which one's jelly roll.

Yeah. And you guys look rough. You guys, we were so, wait, explain the video though. We were so drunk that night. Yeah, we were like five shots. And we just started sitting like this and I was like, take a video of us like being his security guards. So we're standing like this. A lot of people thought we were like snorting something because I went like this.

I was like talking into like a microphone. It was our microphones. 10, four. Like we got a. You know, everyone's like, what are they snorting? I knew they were doing drugs. Oh, God. One lady said, I think these women all make him look like a pimp.

And he didn't need a wife and bodyguards to be who he was then. They will eventually be his downfall. That's just how I see it. I'm like, this whole, like, it's a joke and people took it so serious. I have learned America does not have a fucking sense of humor. The amount of people who think you're his downfall. Oh, I was going to say that. I get, it's like, you're going to be your husband's downfall.

when it's been a decade waiting it's been a decade like he has done nothing but prosper and elevate since we've been together and i'm not taking credit for that but if i was going to be his downfall it would have been in the very beginning you know luckily he's got a very secure wife who just let's i'm like fly baby fly there's some things that i don't even talk to my husband on the phone because he's so fucking busy most women would never be able to handle that no at all oh man okay so you know I've got some good ones okay you guys we actually do this not on camera oh yeah that's why I wanted to do this today because I was like we sit here and clown people all day this is the real life us you guys are in the group chat so I did this our story but uh of you

yeah it's clearly me doing a voiceover of you and someone someone said it's bunny's voice but it's definitely not bunnies ex-o-xo face i don't even care if she gained weight that shit ain't her face oh my gosh what you it's funny i don't feel like people sometimes understand how the internet works either no p i don't think people get voiceovers i don't think people get voiceovers at all like one person literally said one time you sound really different and it was like literally it's so funny to me I'm like what? People man

I'm telling you they just don't have personalities Okay Oops that was a good one too This guy said even tramps have gold mines I thought that was a great one But anyways so this person said Julia we got a girl

Julia Gulia Says noticing some symbolism This breaks my heart You are his handler Once you gain that fame and fortune You are forced to bow down sucks because I really liked you bunny Wow

I liked you too, I guess. Which I, that was a sweet one. That was sweet. That was nice. Full of assumption, but sweet. Full of assumption, but sweet. Literally. You know?

And here's the thing. If there's an Illuminati, I have never seen it. We've never been invited to any weird fucking parties. We've never been anywhere. Ever. To see anything like that. We don't make enough money. No.

So one, I really think that it's awesome that you guys think we're that rich, but we're not. and secondly my husband and I are both so spiritual he's a little bit more religious than I am I'm a little bit more spiritual and fluid but like people will say that

you know especially now that he just dropped that song with the Christian singer it's fake Christianity and it's you know one and that I'm as handler one if I would my husband is a Sagittarius I've said this a million times

you are never telling a Sagittarius man with a capricorn moon what to fucking do ever my husband scares me okay i am like a little fucking puppy dog with him that is the only man that has me in check and that has ever had me in check anybody else fuck them i would fucking buck like a wild bronco my husband i'm like yes daddy like i don't know like i'm a little church girl i'm just like whatever daddy says you know and um if anything it's the other way around he's my handler because i am the wild one who's always getting in trouble for saying something he's wrangling you literally he will call me he'll be like money did you just post about this and i'll be like yeah and he'll be like take it down and

i'm just like oh yes daddy you know it's like it's just crazy that it's not happening there's no illuminati we've talked about this numerous times i'm not a handler i don't even know you know what I do know what kind of like what a handler looks like because I met Anna Nicole Smith. Did I ever tell you guys this story? Yes, you did. Yeah. Not on here though. Okay. So I met Anna Nicole Smith at the Palms when the Palms was cracking back in the day. Um, she was walking through. I, I did cocktails there. I don't know if I was working or if I was just there partying. I can't remember. Um, but she's walking through beautiful as ever. And her and I make eye contact. And And she instantly was like,

and just got this big smile on her face. And she comes over to me and she just gives me the biggest hug. And she's like, hi, baby. How are you? And I was like, oh my God, Anna, it's so nice to meet you. And she's like, we're going upstairs to party. You want to come? She goes, do you have Xanax?

And I was like, yeah, because that was back of the day, that was my Xanax times. And that dude, Howard Stern was with her. Not Howard Stern, the radio DJ. Howard Kay Stern, her lawyer, who fucking. did nothing but drive that woman into the ground comes in between us

because we're like holding each other and swipes his hand down in the middle of us and he goes Anna no and pushes her back like that and she just looked at me with like the saddest puppy dog face and she like powdered her bottom lip out and was like sorry and like he just yanked her away

and would not let her talk to me dude to me that's a fucking handler granted she was ready to party and wanted some Xanax but I mean I was a girl what was gonna do you know so it to me that wasn't protective that was like somebody who was really controlling her yeah yeah absolutely but she was so beautiful and dude her energy she wasn't of this earth Anna Nicole was very ethereal and just being in her energy for that short time she really was the sweetest human it made such an effect on me that when she died February 8th I remember where I was I was in the

middle of build a bear with my ex-Bobby's daughter getting her a bill de bear and i found i heard the news i literally had to take her home because i was so devastated over it like that's how much of an impact i felt when i met her and um and uh the minute i got to the bahamas like a few years later the minute i went to the bahamas i got off the plane and went straight to her uh grave out there she's buried in the bahamas she's buried in the bahamas why next to her son that's where she wanted to be because that's where she felt the most protected and loved yeah when she died I fucking researched her um her whole like uh what do they call it toxicology report her everything like i studied the crime scene this was before I was even into true crime but I just was like

what happened because I really genuinely felt like that motherfucker killed her yeah you know like I was so like I felt like I didn't protect her and I didn't even know her you know like I literally only met her for that split second in life but it was just like she had that energy where you just wanted to save her she was like a damsel in distress she really was absolutely yeah yeah yep so no handler no illuminati i will say if you were in the illuminati i feel like you'd be the one to get kicked out of the lumini yeah yeah she'd be spreading all the secrets i fucking talk too much she would i talk way too much you know what i'm saying name it illuminati secrets on the podcast literally Aluminati tell all

That's why they're Who is in the Illuminati? She's like in there making TikToks with everyone Literally Like some dude in a robe is like And a hoodie and shit Like yeah No

If anything I'm saving my husband From the Illuminati Because they're too scared to fucking get close to them They're probably this bitch I'll fucking blow the lid for sure She's gonna tell everyone I'm like the Alex Jones of the podcast You know what I'm saying?

Like of course somebody's gonna fucking come in And be like Yeah we can't have them It's fucking funny. What do you got for us? Got another one? Wait, go ahead and you can sit down. What up, Jason?

Chudjee's so excited. Oh, look how excited he is. So happy for work daddy. Yeah, work daddy just walked in the house. Oh. I might have another one. Mimi, do you have another one? I do.

All right. So this was on the same video about the cows. I asked for a cow for Christmas. And Susan said, please, I roll emoji. So out of touch. Cry for all the starving children, moron. The amount of dots that are in here, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, touch, dot, dot, dot, children. Crotchy.

Shh. Go ahead. And she said, P-U-L-E-A-S-E. So, police is how she spelled it. But yeah, Susan, I got my cow. That was a good one. I guess I delete a lot. You don't, what happened?

She deleted her hate comments. Some, some I respond back to, but I can't find them. Leave them up. All right, I got one. I got one, I got one. This is on, okay, this is on the, of the car that. Will you hit the car on the rock? When I hit the bins on the rock.

this guy said so Bobby says So she fucks other dudes Fucks his car Spins his money Does she do anything actually good for the world Bobby Bobarino How do you know what I'm doing

How do you know what I'm doing? How do you know? I love when people accuse me of fucking other dudes That's their number one go to Comment number one go to and the only reason Only reason People can say this is because of that stupid

fucking podcast that Jay and I made in like 2018 2019 where it was like a Q&A and I said to them because I did not want people to look down on my husband because we bring girls home while we used to we don't anymore

because we used to bring girls home and I didn't want people to be like well why is it okay for him and you know why isn't she allowed to do it and my husband and I have always had a relationship where we have free will we don't feel like we are each other's possession. So picture like setting something in the palm of your hand. We just hold it with an open palm instead of a closed fist. You know what I'm saying?

And I, to me, I think that's beautiful because I love where I'm at. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to go anywhere. And this fucking podcast, I say in it, if I want to sleep with somebody else, I'm allowed to. Well, people have ran with that for years. Who would have guessed you would have started your own rumor? I started my own fucking rumor. and you know what it sucks is it was just us being honest yeah exactly every and just like people people say like oh she's not she wasn't really a hooker in her past life she's embellished her her life story and I'm like first of all if I was going to embellish my life story I would have fucking graduated from Harvard you know what I'm saying technically a queen why would I have picked

being a fucking hooker in Vegas if I was going to you lie about your age you think I'm going to choose to be in my 40s if I'm alive on age. You think I'm going to be 45. If anything, I would be eternally 38. The internet fought with me and told me that I was 26 for the longest time. It took four years for you to turn 27. I had to keep posting. I am not 26 years old because people were looking at my husband like, what a weirdo with this young girl who just fucking is running around scantily clad. And I'm just like, no, I'm in my fucking 40s, dude. And people fought me on that. They couldn't accept it. It's great. crazy. And so now people are like, oh, you old bitch. And I'm just like,

she was younger and you get called older now. I'm like, I can't win. It's just like, no matter how honest I am, people will use that against me. Or if I were, if I just didn't talk about anything, people are like, oh, she's hiding everything, you know? It's just, it's never a dull moment over here and into webs. I got one from Tim. Oh, see, it's all dudes. Tim. Yeah, I got one from Tim. Let me have it. Okay, so I obviously post a lot of makeup tutorials. Yes. always coming after the makeup so I don't have a whole lot but why do men have any comments on fucking makeup guys we don't do the makeup for you we do it for other women I didn't do this

hark any man we do it we do it we love it yeah he said that's why you take b swimming on the first date reveal if she's a creature under the fake face I said you think she's going on a date with you tim but that but also you should have been like my makeup's so good she could go fucking 20 feet underwater come back up and not a fucking piece of makeup She's not moving. You need a reply with the Manoray video of her getting out of the ocean and her fucking beat is still perfect. Literally. You look so good coming out of the ocean.

It was crazy. That's right, baby. Well, um, wait. This was fine. Oh, you got another one. Craig circled back, guys. Oh, my. Did you just reply to him?

Craig, no, I haven't replied to Craig at all. Craig circled back one last time. Okay. With a review. Why do you get the circlebacks? I love it. Craig came back for a third time, guys, after the moldy muffin. Oh, the moldy muffin.

Okay, so he kept going. This is another video that I reviewed. Can we send Craig some merch? I mean, we need to. I feel like he really like. He's a fan. Yeah, he's a fan at this point. And if you guys know, if you follow my social media,

I review restaurants or like things to do in Murphy's Bro, right? I went to a Mexican restaurant that is one of my favorite. I want to do one of those with you one day for your TikTok. He said that's exactly why you're grotesely obese body needs. Got it. what the fuck man but Craig um let's invite me your size and address I would love to send you some yeah Craig Craig come on I love great just fucking does Craig where does Craig live does it say it on his profile no it does it's just private no no profile picture have you ever send him a DM be like

you know like are we friends at this point I'm oh my gosh should I do it do it send Craig a friend request and just say hey we want to send you a box of merch what's what's a good address we can have it delivered to. Just say, hey, Craig, we want to send you a box of merch. What's a good address we can send it to? This is going to be great. Love you with a heart. Yeah. Yeah, love you. Yeah, that was crazy. I loved it, though. It was good. That was a good one. Wait a way. What a way to end it. What a way to end it. What a way to end it. All right. Bye. Bye.