Dumb Blonde - Jelly Roll: Sea of Thieves, Mental Health and Being Back on Tour
Episode Date: July 28, 2021Jelly makes his first appearance this season to talk with Bunnie about his love of gaming and golfing, what he's been buying on Amazon, and the IG post that made everyone talk. Jelly and Bunn...ie talk about mental health and how music has the power to help us work through our issues. Jelly talks about the positive things that have come from surrounding himself with good people, why it's okay for people to change, and the TWO different albums we can expect from him soon.  Bunnie: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Jelly: Instagram  Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com  Larry Fleet Sea of Thieves "At core, I'm a songwriter. I speak for the forgotten." - Jelly "People undermine how much I don't care." - Jelly "I was trying to write songs to get me out of a lifestyle that a lot of people were writing songs to try and get themselves into." - Jelly "Those who are probably the saddest try to make people smile." - Jelly "Never in my life could you have told me that my husband would be a full fledged gamer." - Bunnie  adamandeve.com Discount code: BUNNIE Offer: 50% Off 1 Item and Free Shipping in the US & Canada *certain exclusions apply See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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what's up you sexy welcome to another episode of dumb blonde daddy mother roll yeah
baby back in the house yeah comment daddy what's she doing daddy i'm just hanging out being fluffy
Yeah, call me daddy.
What is she doing, daddy?
I'm just hanging out and being fluffy.
I'm making sure your couch don't fly away.
Oh, stop it.
You know, I thought you just started walking again.
I've been back walking, man.
How does it feel?
You know, I feel good when I walk.
To be back on your fitness journey.
Well, let's not act like I'm necessarily back on my fitness journey.
We are walking, so that's a good start. I mean, but that's a's a dude when you came to me the other day and you
were like i'm gonna go walk remember i was like huh what i was like that's awesome something
physically exerting besides pick up the fucking remote control to the freaking what is it the
xbox listen man don't judge my new gaming adventures now i might be a pro streamer one day
i i wish you would be we would be rich if
you were i'm telling you yeah when is this gonna happen i'm getting good man do i need to just put
a green screen behind you and a camera i got the green screen and i got the room set up in there
but i just gotta figure it out everybody wants to know your gamer tag no i literally get asked
for your gamer tag probably fucking 500 times a day.
And I'm just like, bro, I don't even know his gamer tag, to be honest.
I don't remember it.
So I made a mistake.
My first gamer tag was Bailey's dad.
Oh, God.
Don't do that.
You know how many people are going to know?
But do you know how many people are going to go to that now?
Well, no, I got rid of it.
And I'll tell you why.
Because I was playing with some strangers.
Because I found out on video games you end up playing with random people,
which is so cool.
Sorry, y'all.
I'm so new to this.
But these dudes, they didn't know who I was from The Man on the Moon,
so we'd be in the middle of a fight or something on Warzone or something,
or Sea of Thieves, and they'd be like,
Bailey, Bailey, go that way.
And I'd be like, it's Bailey's dad.
They don't have time to say all that.
So I started getting weird being it's Bailey's dad. They'd be like, but you know, they don't have time to say all that. So I was like, I started getting weird
being called my daughter's name.
So I was like, I gotta fucking change this.
So I finally did change it.
Oh yeah, that's gotta be fucking strange.
And also you can't have a two syllable name.
It's gotta be something that's quick.
Yeah.
Speaking of gaming, last night I was gonna get out of bed
at four o'clock in the morning
when you were screaming fucking hi-ho
and fucking turn left and fucking like. it's a pirate's life for me dude all i heard was no go left no what are you doing
and i mean he fucking killed us dude if i wasn't so tired it would have been the most amazing
tiktok it would have showed me getting out of bed going to your fucking game room, and you screaming your fucking ass off.
I was like, bro.
I was like, what are you doing, dude?
I was like, fucking no, man.
I was so mad.
Dude, you were pissed.
I'll tell you what.
It's the first time that I went to sleep mad.
I was pissed off, dude.
You know what?
You came in early last night because I was awake.
Thanks.
When you came in.
And I was like, do I say something? And I was just like no no i was so mad i was so mad i was
you better than to say something i was just mad enough to tell you the whole story you've been
like daddy i'd have been like this wrecked us we died put three hours of work in
i just like shot my whole existence on you at that moment listen dude, dude, never in my life could you have told me
that my husband would be a full-fledged fucking gamer.
I was so sad about the situation I got on Amazon and bought socks.
Okay, can we just talk about how you...
I also bought shoes.
Don't tell Caleb.
No, and you know what?
We can offer Amazon or StockX?
It doesn't matter.
Did you buy me any?
No.
You're so fucking rude running shoes i didn't
buy fashionable shoes i did i think i did get them off can we just talk about the fact that i created
a monster with online shopping this man right here would not do any online shopping never would
always tell me no i'm not doing it i have to go in the stores i need to touch things i need to see
things one day i introduced him to amazon and now fucking 10 packages a day get delivered to the house it's all little stuff you know what i've learned about amazon you can buy seven dollars
worth of golf balls and they will deliver them yeah separately separately and they don't care
they don't care about the rainforest six balls they do not give a shit about the rainforest
like i buy 10 boxes of crazy stuff like one will have a golf towel in it
it's like a fucking four dollar golf I know
I just spent more money on the cardboard and gas to bring it to me yeah dude amazing I just learned
a lesson because Bailey's getting ready to go on her first trip with one of her girlfriends from
school and I ordered her a bunch of shit off of Amazon and literally it's coming one package at a
time no they got an option now where you can say come later and less boxes where's that option at
the very bottom where you can't see it?
Yes.
That most inconvenient spot ever?
I've never chosen for the record because whatever they'll send me now, I won't now.
Yeah.
Obviously.
But you have a choice.
But you do have a choice to be like, no, man, I'll take it all like less and more boxes.
Back to you being a gamer though.
Like most wives would be pissed that their husbands.
You're fascinated by me.
I am.
Well,
I think I'm going to hop on the bandwagon,
except I'm going to start,
you know,
your wife,
she sees money.
Yeah.
If she sees money anywhere,
she's going to definitely do it.
I don't care to play Tetris.
If you do it as sexy as you are,
you're going to get paid.
Mimi,
you know,
we can get on Twitch and start making a hell of money.
Like only fans money on Twitch.
We can, right?
I'm actually good.
It's like I fucking suck.
Yeah.
And well, I figure if I do it, you'll get on the bandwagon and start doing it with me
too.
Yeah.
I got the streaming stuff set up and everything.
I got the green screen.
I bought a big screen, big old green screen for it.
Most wives would be against it, but I'm not.
I'm just like, oh baby, go.
Yeah, man.
Sink that battleship.
It's my battleship at night
now between pirates like me between golfing and sea of thieves i never see my husband i get i get to see you in passing off to the golf course into the you married a runner
i'm a runner too but just in a different way i gotta run to a different city real quick i'll
be right back no no You're a conqueror.
You know what I'm saying?
It's two different things.
You think you're a runner,
you're not.
What's a conqueror?
You go to places,
conquer for a while,
and then go to new places to conquer.
I got to set up a shop.
Where I am a runner.
You know what I'm saying?
I love it.
Let's talk about the Instagram post
that you've been getting a lot of,
you know, recognition on. You're going to break those glasses. These are from fucking Walgreens, um let's talk about the the um instagram post that you've been getting a lot of um
you know recognition on you you're gonna break those glasses these are from fucking
walgreens and i don't care close to snapping good guess what i don't care i want my glasses
there was a minute i was like oh they're fixing to go these things are so tiny dude they're mad
flexible oh i hate them go them um let's talk about the post that you just posted about mental health.
I was surprised at the feedback that you got on that post because I felt like if people ever listened to the lyrics of your music, they would hear that you're a depressed ass motherfucker.
Yeah, but I said that in the post too.
Yeah.
I think what had happened was my social presence is normally jovial big bubbly guy right I think that
but it's always what I've called the Robin Williams effect right to those who
are normally the saddest try to make people smile yeah you know but the music
was more reflective of what I feel inside you know right uh but i think for people
to read it was different than hearing it right they absorbed it more yeah well i think it was
processed different too because when you hear music you listen to music to work through your
shit right i do sorry what the fuck you superstar you know me in life i never had my ring literally just on because i thought you might call
me or something tell me to come upstairs um but uh i think it was like the way they consumed it
helped them to understand it more for me music is a way of working through
my shit and i don't even mean the music I make. Right. I mean the music I personally consume. Right. So I
think maybe they didn't, like, sometimes
you detach the music from the artist, which
I love. Right. I love that because I
do too. You know, it's like, I don't know
anything about Larry Fleet, but
I know when I listen to Where I Found God,
I just want to cry. You know what I mean?
Like, it's that powerful of a song
to me, you know? Right. I don't know anything about that
dude. Like, he is completely detached from the meaning of this music to me.
Right.
And I think that sometimes people get so absorbed in the music that you don't
think about,
you know,
like it triggers that thought just now talking to you.
It's like,
I wonder what made Larry write that.
I don't even know who Larry is,
but now I want to listen to this song.
It's an incredible song,
but it's like,
I wonder what inside of him made him write
a record about. Like, man, I find God
in bar stools and
back roads and church pews.
I think you played it for me. Yeah, I played it for him.
It's just an incredible record.
But until right now talking to you,
it never triggered me once to go, man, I wonder
what made him think of that.
So I think maybe people hear the music
and they're working through their shit.
And that's what I make the music for is like, you know, we can all just let's work through it together kind of.
So I think reading it was like a personal for them.
Like people who know me or around me and stuff like, damn, I didn't even.
A lot of my friends hit me and was like, dude, I have a whole new understanding of why it takes you days to call me back.
Right.
And why sometimes when you call me back, I can't get you off the off the phone right and why sometimes I can't get you on the phone right and they're like it's the difference between when you're down and when you're up when you're manic you're just manic
you know it's like I just cannot like you are like you know you just call me and dump 40 things on me
at once like even manager Matt was like dude it was perspective for me to understand how you think
and how you operate he's like because dude I'll go perspective for me to understand how you think and how you operate.
He's like, dude, I'll go a week or two and just hardly hear from you.
And then you'll just call me and unload on me one day.
Oh, man, we should do this.
We should do that.
What's up with this?
What's up with that?
He's like, shit, I thought you didn't even read in my messages.
You'll respond two, four days later.
Ernest sent me something today, which was so sweet of him.
Another guy posted.
It was like, people don't understand.
Sometimes depression can be so bad that he said,
going to an email to unsubscribe from a spam email was a chore.
He said,
he didn't have the energy to do it,
you know?
And it's like,
that's just hitting unsubscribe from an email that of not like is obnoxious to
you.
Like imagine actually trying to put together a thoughtful conversation with
somebody. Absolutely. You know, put together a thoughtful conversation with somebody.
Absolutely.
You know,
I,
I never dealt with depression until these last,
what,
two years,
a year and a half since chisel passed away is when it really,
really hit me.
And I don't wish depression on anybody.
I'll take anxiety over depression.
Any day anxiety,
at least you're up,
you're motivated,
you're fucking twacked out.
You feel like you're on Adderall,
but you're not,
you know, depression is like the lowest
of lows.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just a, and for me, it's just kind of a wave thing.
And I think something else that happened wasn't, this was not my intention with the post was
people looked at it like, oh man, he's going through something right now.
Yeah.
And it's like, I'm really not.
This is like, this is what I've lived with for 20 something years.
I know that side of you. This isn't new. Yeah. This is like, this is what I've lived with for 20 something years. I know that side of you.
This isn't new.
Yeah.
This is like, I was just up thinking about it one night.
And it also explains a lot of my behavioral patterns.
My weird sleeping schedules.
How many times, you've had the same sleeping schedule since we met.
How many times has mine changed?
I mean, every six months.
You know, it's like my eating habits, how dramatic they are.
When I'm like only eating fish and plants, lose a lot of weight, walk every day, fucking getting fat again.
It explains my binge drinking. Right. The fact that like I can literally go a week without having one drink and then take one drink and get just just fucking smashed.
It's just it explains a lot of my behaviors. And the reason I posted that was because I had a moment of clarity, clarity where I was like, oh, man, this really explains a lot of my behaviors. And the reason I posted that was because I had a moment of clarity where I was like,
oh man, this really explains a lot of my, the nature of how I operate and a lot of the
things that I do that are wrong or driven by this underlying issue.
A lot of that I got from Terrence.
The times I've talked to him and seeked counseling and, you know, talking to people who are,
I've tried to surround myself with mentors more in the last year.
I love what you've been doing.
I'm like, it really is cool to watch.
People who make me think, like, I don't want to name them because I don't know if they want to be named.
But I mean, some, you know, the guys that I talk to that are really adamant.
Like Forbes list type dudes.
Yeah, that are like trying to help me, you know, figure out a way for.
Become a bigger boss.
Yeah, yeah.
To create longevity to level up,
level up and have less worries and stresses.
So they brought a lot of stuff to my attention.
That was like,
so that's what inspired the post,
man.
Honestly,
I did not expect so many people to be open about it.
Listen,
it trickled over to my only fans.
You told me that.
Somebody came and tipped me like a hundred dollars just because of the post.
And I had so many people reach out to me just saying, you know, like, dude.
Well, I had a lot of people, are you and Jelly okay?
And I'm like, absolutely.
Oh, no, we're great.
Yeah.
I had A-list celebrities hit me.
Some commented publicly.
Yeah.
And some just hit the DM and was like, dude, I respect that you said that so much.
Yeah.
Where the internet's so cruel, I kind of thought when I posted it, I was like, oh, they're
fitting to light me on fucking fire no it's not tiktok i was like they are fitting to flame me
right now they're fitting to go crazy on me but i was just no i feel like mental health is actually
starting to make its way through all social media platforms like if any if any person can agree with
another person that they've never met before it's on mental
health right they'll they'll troll you about what you're wearing they'll troll you about your weight
they'll troll you about how much plastic surgery you've had but you open your mouth and you talk
about mental health and all of a sudden it's like everybody's friends because everybody gets it you
know like somebody's got everybody's got something fucking wrong with them monica's the weirdest out
of all of us about landslide i'm of all of us but you know I just
feel like mental health actually kind of like brings people together now and I
thought that post was really cool and it took a lot for daddy to do cuz you don't
you're not a vulnerable type of guy unless it's in a song yeah exactly I get
all of that out in the music. Yeah. Speaking of music. Music!
You have two albums coming out, right?
Dude, I don't know. Are we allowed to talk about it?
Yeah.
What I know for sure is that I've been writing a lot of music.
Well, you have two different types of albums coming out.
It seems to be that way, yeah.
One's going to be what mom's been wanting forever.
A trap, rump-shaking time.
I just want to fucking shake my tits and be a whore to your music.
I haven't been able to do that in a long time.
Since like No Filter 2 and like fucking Addiction Kills.
Those are the last time that I could do my little fucking thought post too.
God, did I have a nipple hanging out?
Little nip slippage.
But you're doing a country one and you're doing a trap one, right?
Yeah, it's kind of a...
Or is it rock?
It's more like country rock.
Okay.
It's more just, I guess, I don't know how to, I hate to separate it so evenly.
But one of them I'm not rapping at all.
Right.
And one of them I'm rapping.
You know what I'm saying?
Right.
So it's like, it's the easiest way to simplify it.
You know, so I think it's coming of age for me
yeah so i'm excited what i'm more excited about and it's been a long time since i felt like this
too is i'm excited to go right yeah i've been writing that's crazy because normally that's
the part that you dread yeah well well you'll get in there and you'll be like full force and
then like a couple days later
you're like over it yeah y'all finna say i love writing i just hate that it the way it drags
it also is you know it's um it's like you ever had a really good cry and you feel good but tired
that's how writing music is for me yeah it's like a really good cry. Well you're spilling your spirit. You just like empty it all out.
And then you're like, you feel great,
but you're just tired.
Well your tank is on E.
Yeah exactly.
So it's like I go to the studio for a few days
and write those kind of records.
And like, you know, like that stuff is like,
that stuff comes from a deep rooted place.
I'm not writing like some of the guys that are trying to write big records.
Like I'm not aiming for pop radio.
Right.
I'm not looking to have a number one country song.
You know,
I'm not looking to have a rock record climb the charts.
But they might do it by accident.
Look what happened with Save Me.
If that ever happened,
exactly.
If that ever happened,
that'd be great.
But like,
I'm looking to evoke emotion, not only from myself, but from the people who are listening.
Music has helped me so much.
So, so much.
Even back walking.
Do you know what I missed about walking the most?
Listening to your playlist.
The music.
I know.
It was so cute.
I walked in the other day and Jay was putting his shoes on and he was in his phone.
I'm like, what you doing, baby?
He's like, I'm making a playlist for walking.
Yeah.
I'm making my walking playlist.
And I was just like, aw.
Yeah, I mean, I have like three or four of them now.
Depending on the mood I'm in, I'll shuffle through them.
Yeah.
Like music is so helping for me.
It's vital.
Yeah.
It's a very important part of my process of working through shit.
Yeah.
So I want to make that kind of music.
You know, I want to create records that make people
feel something and by doing that i have to feel something i don't want to be in here like well
maybe we should write a song about a truck and a girl like that song's never been written before
you know what i mean like it's to me it's like well you could write a song about a truck and a
girl and a dog going to vegas yeah oh ch, buddy. He just opened his eyes and looked at me.
Hey, buddy.
If you call him handsome, he'll come over.
He is stone cold asleep, by the way.
I just love you.
He's looking right at you.
I know because I said his name.
I'm trying to figure out what I want.
What do you say to the people who are like, oh, Jelly's changed through the years with
your music and stuff like that?
They're like, oh, he's not the old Jelly.
He's changed.
Well, I don't think like a 25 year old man at 35 you know it's like i don't you can't expect me to be
you know those are the people that like did you never want me to evolve right like was your wish
for me to get killed in the streets when i was 23 because that's what i was living right or did you
want me to do a life sentence is that what you wanted you know is that did you want that guy so bad at the at the cost of my own health at the cost of my own moving forward in life like I don't expect
and I'll take it a step deeper and I don't judge people for anything but I am I will judge you
if you have the same mentality you had 15 years ago today absolutely you know I just if there's
no evolution in what you do,
you know, and it's also about being real.
Like, do you want me to go in
and write songs that I don't relate to?
Like, I don't even like
talking to people about drugs.
Right.
I'm not one of them old gangsters
who loves telling his old gangster stories.
You know, Al Bundy.
Yeah, like when people are like,
tell us a good jail story.
I was like, nothing good happened in jail.
You're like the only person I've ever heard say that.
Yeah, it's like, I'm just like.
Everybody like always makes it like their glory days
whenever they come out of prison.
When I was in jail, it's like, listen, man,
that was like, even the stuff that I could tell
that we had fun, like obviously like everything else in life,
I had some funny days in jail.
I seen some fucked up shit in jail.
I went through a lot of fucked up shit in the streets.
I could tell you stories that'll make you laugh. I can tell you stories that'll make you laugh.
I can tell you stories that'll make you cry.
But what I learned about every one of those stories is they're not fucking cool.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, you want me to go back to being that guy?
Like, that's the dude you want me to be like, man, fuck, don't listen to him.
How about don't tell me I changed and just fucking block me, you fucking piece of shit.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
If I changed that much, go jump on it.
Like, that shows me you haven't changed.
That's exactly how I feel whenever I see stuff like that.
And I used to comment back to people, like,
was he not supposed to grow up?
Like, what does that even mean?
Fucking, you know, it's like, man, I was in dire, dire need.
I used to always say this.
I was trying to write songs to get me out of a lifestyle
that a lot of people is writing songs
trying to get themselves into
you know you used
music as a stepping stone for a better
life to get out where a lot of people have
a decent life and have literally wrote
songs and wrote their way into being a
gangster right and they have to deal
with the repercussions of that now because
of the way they portrayed themselves on records
and it's like I'm just not that guy man i'm also just super i don't give a fuck about much of anything
like it goes back to my mental health like people undermine how much i don't care i know
that's why it's so funny because like if somebody's around and they're like pushing your
buttons i'm always like just maybe don't please don't oh please don't
because you guys don't know that side of him and like i would hate for him to just ice you out like
i thought i iced people out you ice people out forever it's yeah i know i'm never talking again
ever in life you'll never get me on the phone again the rest of your life and people don't
the thing is is that you you are sovial and so fucking like joker-esque
with how you present yourself
that you could be smiling
in somebody's face
and that's the last conversation
they'll ever have with you
and they don't know it
and I'm smiling
because I know it
but I know
and I'm just sitting there
watching it happen
and I'm like shit
this motherfucker just sealed it
it just happened to it today
to a studio in Nashville
it just happened downstairs
we won't say the name
but the one man you talked about
they'll never hear from me again.
Never saw him again. I love that spot.
Great memories there. Fuck you.
You know, it's like, I just don't...
I think we're just getting to the point
in our careers where it's time to just have our own shit.
Whenever anybody
else tries to be a third party, it's always
some fuck shit. Quality of life
in my older age
means more to me than diamonds pearls money gold
shows cars clothes and hoes we do love the hose yeah we'd love a good hoe but at the end of the
day we have one that lives with us quality of life but a dutch i love that mon Monica just laughs and waves.
Listen,
just off the record real quick,
we taught Noah that her name was Hoski.
So when we sent him home,
he said, Aunt Hoski.
Now that's fucking awesome.
Yes! One more for the bad guys we'll never get them again yeah i'm just kidding um yeah but i don't give a fuck in short i just don't i don't care about a lot of stuff who is
jelly now like if somebody were to ask you who you are and who you feel like deep i heard a thing
the other day that said a tree can only grow as far as its roots are allowed to go allowed to go isn't that the
coolest thing ever i love that when i heard that i was like dude that's fucking epic yeah no it's
insane i don't know that's a good question i mean what i at core i'm a songwriter I speak for the forgotten
I'm a voice of the voiceless
at core I'm a father
at core I'm a husband
a gamer and a golfer
you know what I'm saying
how life works for me is
in six months I probably won't be doing either
I know
I think that you have fallen in love with golfing
I think that's just always
and I think that is something that you share with your dad.
Yeah, for sure.
It's something that carried over from my buddy.
And I think that you're always going to hold on to that.
Yeah, for sure.
Gaming, I can't promise you'll be there in six months.
Well, I don't know, man.
It depends on how quick I get bored of Sea of Thieves.
But right now, absolutely not.
Apparently, everybody else loves Sea of Thieves, too.
Because they're like, every dude that sees you with the fucking Gamer Head things on
on my TikTok is just like, I fucking love Sea of Thieves. because they're like, every dude that sees you with the fucking gamer head things on on my TikTok is just like,
I fucking love Sea of Thieves.
It's such a,
it's just,
it's such a good guy.
I can't,
I can't even believe men
are like grown.
He comes home.
We just came,
we were just downstairs
talking about it for 20 minutes
recapping what happened last night.
It's like a movie.
So first of all,
I really want to tell you
what happened last night.
The whole,
the whole team,
the whole team
plays Sea of Thieves.
So Jelly will come home.
I get a kiss on the cheek.
And then he goes, is my food ready?
Yep, he'll eat.
And then fucking I don't see him for the rest of the night.
And all I hear is he puts the headphones on.
What's up, so-and-so?
What's up, so-and-so?
Hey, yeah.
Hey, buddy, how you doing?
It's a whole fucking intro every time he walks back in the room and gets online.
And it is the funniest shit ever. It have like created your own alliance the best dude
it's our crew man scary larry uh uh doves charisma frito hellcat we got rail country rail uh boston
i got don on there god it's happening casey strums is playing now the
strums dude it's like i got a whole thing man that's hilarious and you know the coolest part
kanja me and kanja mills listen the best part is they text me we'll text each other and be like
what time you hopping on the sea i'd be like listen i'm not i'm not gonna complain because
they're listen there's husbands who are doing way worse shit so it's like i'm like if sea of I'd be like listen I'm not I'm not gonna complain because there
listen
there's husbands
who are doing
way worse shit
so it's like
I'm like
if Sea of Thieves
tickles your pickle
fucking rock on baby
I mean I tell you what
it's healthier for me
than going to the bar
I am so with it
listen
you
do I ever complain
no
Mo was like
Mo came in today
and she was like
I am not sorry
for all the times
that Samson has barked and I started laughing I go why she was like i am not sorry for all the times that samson has barked
and i started laughing i go why she's like oh just repeating you go left go right hear me oh
we might need we might need a soundproof that room yeah we are maybe put doors on it or something but
yeah no it was so loud we were just laughing because i was like well what what can i really
say like he's enjoying himself he's nothing i can say quietly that shit's getting
crunk it's four o'clock in the morning we're fucking war we ride at dawn bitches you know
fucking going down like you motherfuckers are serious and like you would think it's a serious
thing you're fucking i'm saying it's like five of your homies you guys are fighting another ship
they're trying to steal your shit but are you trying to take something from me are you guys winning money what kind of money real money no what the fuck
i get under being i could understand being so passionate about something like i like again i
don't care if this is what you want to do that's fine it does not bother me once again my quality
of life needs more to be the money these days, right? Okay, gotcha. Understood, understood.
Speaking of quality of life, we have a fucking 13-year-old.
Yep, yep, it do.
It's happening.
I can't believe it.
Yeah, it sucks.
She's good, though, for a teenager.
She's really good.
I'm actually surprised how good she's turned out.
She's a smart kid.
We had a rough patch there for a minute.
She was leaving today, and I was like, where are you going?
She's like, I'm going over to my friend's house.
I was like, do we ever see you?
She's like, you don't hang out with me anyways. I was like, where are you going? She's like, I'm going over to my friend's house. I was like, do we ever see you? She's like, you don't hang out with me anyways.
I was like, you're not here.
Okay, buddy.
I was like, you're fucking like, what do you mean?
I don't see you, but like, you're here less than me.
Yeah.
No, she's like her dad.
She's a rolling stone, man.
She's a runner, dude.
She's got a schedule.
She's got a schedule.
When will you be back?
Tomorrow?
I was like, when do you leave again?
She's like, Sunday.
I was like, what is going on?
Yeah.
Well, we told her that she could run and do whatever she wanted to during the summertime.
Listen, I just love to see her being social.
I think kids miss that these days.
I think it's important.
Everybody was locked up last year.
Well, good to see them back up.
But before that, I mean, kids just aren't fucking social.
Yeah.
That generation is just not a social generation.
Right.
We were extremely social.
I was a streetlight kid.
Yeah, me too. You couldn't get me to come home. Even when the fucking streetlights were on social. I was a streetlight kid. Yeah, me too.
You couldn't get me
to come home.
Even when the fucking
streetlights were on,
I didn't want to come home.
Nah, dude.
Donna D4 would have
to come outside
and scream my name
to the top of her lungs.
I'd be somewhere
within a two block radius
playing basketball.
I was in the desert
in forts
looking at
Little Boy's Wieners
and Playboy magazines.
Jesus.
Two totally different
lives we were living.
That was my childhood i was
fucking catching crawfish and shooting basketball and fucking you know well i was doing stuff too
but it depends on what the age was yeah for sure so dude you just started touring again we're back
on tour let's talk about it well i'm just you know what the most mind-blowing part of this
has been for me
is the fact that
we're selling out.
All the fucking sellouts.
Dude.
Insane.
Everywhere we go.
It's crazy.
Somebody is like fucking,
it's, dude,
and we're announcing
like 10, 11 more shows
probably tomorrow.
I'm so excited.
We're doing everything now.
We're going to Milwaukee.
I'm so excited.
I haven't headlined Milwaukee.
I'm headlining a bunch of cities
I've never been to.
Can you name some more?
Yeah.
Off the top of my head that wasn't listed initially,
we're doing Milwaukee, Louisville, Kentucky.
I think we're doing a spot down in Dothan, Alabama.
Lots of spots in Alabama this tour.
Yeah, we hit all four cities in Alabama.
Yeah.
Well, we sold out everywhere.
So we were going to do extra nights, but instead we just went to different markets in Alabama this tour. Yeah, we hit all four cities in Alabama. Yeah. Well, we sold out everywhere.
So we were going to do extra nights.
But instead, we just went to different markets in Alabama.
So I love Alabama, too. That's smart.
It's always been so close.
I think we're tinkering with a Chicago show, a Mississippi show, an Arkansas show.
Oh, Biloxi?
I'm not sure if it's Biloxi.
I wish.
I know.
That's our jam. Yeah, I love Biloxi. We love Biloxi? I'm not sure if it's Biloxi. I wish. I know. That's our jam.
Yeah, I love Biloxi.
We love Biloxi.
But it's somewhere down there in Mississippi.
I've got to figure out exactly where it's at.
I love the place called Crest Live in Biloxi.
Yeah.
But.
Dude, when you sold out, what was the show that we went to?
How many people were there?
Like 8,500?
Oh, yeah.
It was insane.
Sav was there.
Sav's here sitting.
What's up, Sav?
We love Savvy Baby. Yeah, it was the Butler Show. Yeah, that Butler It was insane. Sav was there. Sav's here sitting. The Butler Show. What's up, Sav? We love Savvy, baby.
Yeah, it was the Butler Show.
Yeah, that Butler Show was insane.
And that, I feel like, set the tone for the rest of this tour.
No, it's been like that everywhere we went.
It's just been awesome to be so well-received.
What is it like when you're on stage and you're just in that moment?
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