Dumb Blonde - Jelly's Romantic Surprise

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

It's your favorite girl talk trio this week with a Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee episode! Bunnie shares her fascination with bread baking and butter churning influencers before the crew recaps her surprise birthday trip to Hawaii - Jelly’s super sweet and thoughtful romantic gesture. They break down swimming with manta rays, off-roading through the mud, and other fun chaos. Plus, farm life updates featuring a runaway cow, an emo donkey and three new piglets who already run the place.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi. Hey. Hi guys. I love that you guys are like regular staples on the podcast now. Yeah. Do you remember when we first started out, you guys would not let anybody video you. This one for sure. Haley was-

Her hand only and her hand had to look a certain way. No, or if we put her face in it, she would make us put an emoji over it. I'd put the emoji over it. Yeah. It was, it's just been really cool to watch you guys glow up in front of the camera. Now I was on here with no makeup.

Girl, I did one podcast with no makeup on. I was like, never again, I look dead. I'm not doing it ever again. Never, never, never. I went from only ever wearing makeup to nothing. You gotta watch your smacking. Well, it's because you're beautiful. The way you just momed her and the way she looked at you,

her mommy issues kicked up so tough in that fucking glance. Did you just hear it over here so I can just imagine what Homme is doing over there? I heard it over fucking glance. I heard it over here too. I heard it over here too. It's a it's an art to chew gum and do podcasting at the same time. I literally hold it like tobacco in my lip. Did you just put it on my couch? It's in her finger. She's up here rolling it.

Put it on Mimi. She likes it. She likes it. Don't don't don't. Well guys, I am so excited to be back. Put it on Mimi. She likes it. Don't fucking dare. She likes it. Don't. Don't. Well guys, I am so excited to be back. You have no frickin' idea. This season, as you guys can see, is already starting off to be a banger. And I'm just, uh, you know, really, really excited for everybody to see all the guests and just do another fuckin' season, man.

Season 9. I can't believe we're in season nine. I feel like we should celebrate season 10 when it gets here. Cause that's like monumental. It is. Definitely number balloons. How many, oh God.

I'm gonna be one of those people, like the ones on Instagram when they reach a mile. So I fucking hate that. Don't do that. If you're, first of all, I don't like, you did it. Well, no, I didn't do it. Jade brought me 100,000 balloons. Jade's the type to. Love you, Jade.

It's a tourist thing. You guys are like influencers too, though. I hate the term influencer. I think it's the weirdest thing ever. I don't think I'm an influencer anymore. I used to be like- ASMR videos tell me yes. What, what do they?

I used to be like a guru, like a beauty guru beauty guru like I feel like I don't do that anymore Well cuz you're letting people get to know you a little bit more You don't have a niche and I feel like I guess if it's to be an influencer you have to have a niche like fucking Yeah, what's her name? Nara Ford? Oh, yeah, no Smith. No, no, it's the hot. Oh f model. I'm sorry Oh yeah. Nara Smith, no, Nara Ford's the hot OF model. Sorry. Yeah, like Nara Smith, like love her. She has a very, very niche thing.

But I wouldn't also say she's an influencer. That's what those are, yeah. Do you know how many women wake up every day and wanna be fucking dropped and gorgeous and bake a loaf of bread? I do, I kinda wanna make a sourdough. You guys, if I had the patience, I would, I'm obsessed. I don't know how to do it.

I'm afraid I would poison myself. The starters are scary though. Oh, they look like they're alive. I'm obsessed with it. When I tell you I could make it if I had it, like no problem, but it's the patience. I don't have it. I don't have a ton of jealousy in me at all.

You guys know that. Nothing makes me jealous. The one thing in the world that makes me jealous is bitches who can garden, bitches who can fucking bake a loaf of bread, bitches who can just cook anything from scratch. Steak and eggs, gotcha. All day long.

Chicken, done. You want me to freaking, you want me to make you homemade pudding? Absolutely fucking not. I don't know what I'm doing. Or like the bitches who make beef tallow like for their skincare products. Like, I want to learn how to do that. I would be a hippie with armpit hair and just fucking live at home and teach you how to make butter. When the fuck did you learn how to make better? Oh, you do not see my video? Easy. I didn't think it was real. I didn't think it was real. My butter is delicious. Okay, how do you make it?

You literally just put it in a mixer. Motherfucker, I did something hard. I want something complex. Then you got to put it in the water and then you got to squeeze it. Then you got to season it. Then you got to roll it in the water and then you got to squeeze it then you got to season it then you got To roll it that kind of stuff But like actually ingredient wise is just heavy whipping cream in a blender for like or a with a thing for 20 minutes I need non-dairy options

Let's do the real hard Yeah, I use it all the time Well, there you go. I don't know if it'll separate like real butter But yeah, those fucking seasonings never do. Like if you get gluten-free bread crumbs, they're not like the real fucking thing. Jason is traumatized after you accidentally ordered him gluten-free bread on his Jimmy John's,

and he talks about it quite often. I love gluten-free bread over regular bread any day. He said it tastes like cardboard. No way. Oh yeah, he was like, I will never. He got my sandwich then. No, you ordered everyone's, cause it was like a. No way. Oh yeah, he was like, I will never. He got my sandwich then. No, you ordered everyone's cause it was like a party. Oh.

And he was so traumatized to this day. He's like, I will not let bunny order me a sandwich. I have to put it in myself. I didn't even know. God. He's like, what the fuck is this? I love gluten-free. It's a big difference.

I think gluten-free products taste so much better than regular products, but maybe it's because I have gluten intolerance. You're allergic also. And so that probably doesn't, you probably don't feel the same when you eat it too. Well that, but I just taste so much better to me. Like it tastes cleaner, I guess you could say.

It tastes like cardboard. No, if you guys order from fucking Jersey Mike's, their gluten-free bread, so fucking good. order from fucking Jersey Mike's, their gluten free bread. So fucking maybe with Jersey Mike's that you ordered. Yeah, that sounds like something you would do. And then he was he he should be thankful I saved his stomach that day. Bloating probably got something on the way home. I got the sushi restaurant.

He was like, can we please swing by Beachtree and get a hamburger? I said, I got you. Bro, we okay. So we went to Hawaii. Hawaii. How amazing was the Hawaii trip? Life changing. I did not want to leave. Dude, it was so needed. And I didn't realize how needed and necessary it was for all of us. Yes. We got to frolic and play like fairies in the forest. What a good word. Literally we frolic. We did.

I mean, I think I saw the boys, their little toes were twinkling. Like everybody was excited to fucking- The boys were all holding hands when they were jumping. They were literally like going off the cliff holding hands. Never thought I'd see Boston holding hands and jumping off a cliff. Boston literally looks over and goes,

we gotta hold hands, man. And he goes, all right. He goes, but I'm letting go so we don't hit heads. I know my husband wanted to hold my hand. I said, I love you. I'm gonna hold your hand ever so gingerly, but you're not pulling me down with you. No, hell no.

Like I'll jump with you, but midair we're disconnected. We're not going in together. Taking my hand back, gotta go. No, it was, first of all, so how we ended up in Hawaii is actually a story in itself because for the first time ever in my life, I was like, you know what, I wanna do something for my birthday. It's smack dab the middle of January.

We just all fucking had to get through Christmas and that's always the worst time of year because like everything shuts down. Yeah. Around Christmas time. And I mean, you know, the stress of the holiday and just from Thanksgiving till January 1st, it's a shit show in our lives, you know? So I was like, I want to do something for my birthday. Let's fucking go to England.

So and I just literally pulled it out of my hat. I'm like, let's go go to England. So, and I just literally pulled it out of my hat. I'm like, let's go to fucking England. So we start researching me and Mimi and we got it all planned out. We're gonna go to fucking England. And then it gets so cold in Nashville. Snaps into cold. So cold that I'm like, the last place I wanna go

is another cold place on my birthday. So let's switch destinations and let's go to, what was the first one, the Bahamas? Yes. Let's go to the Bahamas. I've been there before. I saw Anna Nicole's grave and like, I went there, but when I went, I went with a sugar daddy.

So I didn't love it as much. I was trying to get the hell away from him the whole time. And I fucking flew my friend Grace out and everything just to get away from the dude. Sorry, Sandy. But- I've heard of Sandy before. But Sandy was a sweetheart, you know, but when you're on vacation in the Bahamas, the last thing you want to do is be attached to, you know, a sugar daddy. It's just a different experience. It's almost like whenever I had sugar daddies, I didn't want to allow myself to feel

any joy with them because it was work. Oh, I always try to keep it business and pleasure separate. Nothing was ever pleasurable about being with a sugar daddy. But anyways, that's a whole nother book. Um, so I was like, cool, let's go to fucking Bahamas. So this poor travel agent, we're working with her and literally she sends us so many options and blah, blah, blah, blah. I go and look and I lost my fucking passport. Don't know where my passport is. I'm like, I never lose anything. My husband loses everything. I'm the one in the house who never loses anything. But I know what happened. I stuck my passport somewhere and I was like, I'm going to leave it here because it's safe and I'm never going to forget where it is. Well, I forgot where it was. So I'm going to I'm gonna leave it here cuz it's safe and I'm never gonna forget where it is

Well, I forgot where it was. So I'm gonna I'm having my closet redone. So I'm hoping in the the midst of all that my Passport will pop up. So anyways, I'm like, alright, fuck it We got to go somewhere where I don't need a passport Tasha needed a passport too. And that was just too Too soon to have we waited too late to get a passport for her So anyways, I'm like, all right, we're gonna go to it was the US Virgin Islands and then Puerto Rico cuz you didn't need Passports. Yep. So we started research in the Virgin Islands and I'm just like, oh, I can't wait to go the Virgin Islands and I'm like all fucking hype about it and then the travel agent comes back and is like, uh, I Would suggest not going to the U.S. Virgin Islands.

It's like very touristy. It's like not as like luxurious as the way she explained it. Right. So anyways, I'm like, all right, fuck that. Let's go to fucking Puerto Rico. I was like, at least we know where we're going when we go there. So she starts sending all these options and planning it out. And I pull the trigger I'm like, I'm gonna fucking splurge. So I got us like a really cool place for all of us

I mean, it was like rooftop pools and stuff. Yeah crazy in Puerto Rico didn't know Puerto Rico's like that Yeah, it was right. We'll go to Puerto Rico, but I was like I was for me I'm such a cheap fuck especially when it comes to myself. So for me to be like, hey, yeah I'm gonna spend X amount of dollars and deep then pull the trigger on this was huge for me. So we get where I'm like, OK, I want this one. You guys have these rooms. Let's do this. We go to book the flights. And the flights,

they were cheaper when we first started looking, but because we waited so long and we were like three days before, right? They tripled in price. Isn't that a thing that like if you go to a website and they see you looked like they would, they'll double it because you didn't book then. I don't know. I don't even know if there's a thing. Yeah, I actually heard something about that, but I didn't care about the prices. This is gonna sound so fucking pretentious, okay? And I don't care. the prices. This is gonna sound so fucking pretentious, okay?

And I don't care. If I'm paying this much fucking money to fly, I wanna lay the fuck down, and I don't wanna have to be at the airport at five o'clock in the morning. It was only five a.m. flights. Literally, you could only fly out at five a.m. and sit in literally regular class.

Like their first class was just sit straight up and down for six hours. I'll have 10 panic attacks. I'm going to be fucking sleep deprived and I'm not going to be able to lay down and put ice on my chest or you know, like I already have such a fear of flying. Not to mention what's been going on in the news like insane. So I'm already a nervous wreck. I pulled the plug over the fucking flights. I was like, nope, not going because I I'm not gonna be uncomfortable on these flights. And I was talking to my husband about it. And he's like, are you guys going? And I'm like, oh, and by the way,

my husband who never wants to go on trips was, I was planning this trip without him, starts poking his nose around when I say, I'm going to England. And he's like, well, I can't get into England because I'm a felon. And I'm like, okay, well, who, you're not going, you know? And he's like, well, I can't get into England because I'm a felon and I'm like, okay, well who you're not going, you know? And he's like, well, do you want me to go?

And I said this on a previous podcast and I was like, yeah, I would love for you to go, but you never do. So I just didn't include you, which I'm going to start ladies. That's a trick for your husband's K. If you want something like the lady who wrote in about the birthday thing. Yeah, I literally did not include my husband in these plans. And he was like, can I come? You know, like, so it works. It works. Plan a trip without your husband.

And I guarantee you that motherfucker is going to ask if he can come, which I was thrilled. I was so happy because I love spending any time with my husband. Anyways, long story short, I changed a bunch of the locations just to suit my husband, too, because he would be flying in from Canada. So Long story short, I changed a bunch of the locations was just to suit my husband too, because he would be flying in from Canada. So we, I just pulled the plug. I was laying in bed and Jay's like, so are you going?

And I'm like, no, I give up. I'm like, it's too, it's frustrating. I can't do it. And he's like, he leans over and he looks at me and he goes, will you let me handle it? And I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah, I mean, if you want to, I was like, you know, I was like, yeah, I mean, if you want to, I was like, you don't have to though. When I

tell you this man, this fucking sexy little minks went all out, bro. And like, I've been with my dude for nine years, my husband is one we don't do stuff like this for each other. We're not over the top, like we'll buy each other cars, stuff like that. But you know, something that requires like an immense amount of planning. That and romance. Yeah, like it was, this was literally romantic. Yeah, my husband is a Capricorn Venus.

I don't know if you guys know anything about Capricorn Venuses, but their love language is work. Okay, like that's, I'm a Capricorn Aquarius, that's all I do is work, but their love language is fucking work. No romantic bone in his body. So when I saw my husband plan out this entire trip, which Mimi knew about it,

I didn't even fucking know about it and hid it from me. I guess he had been planning it before he even asked me or was like thinking about it or something. Yeah, we had been, well, when you pulled plug, I immediately set up a meeting with him and I was like, call me ASAP. She pulled the plug. And so I was like, we have, something has to happen.

I was like, even if I literally just go over there and cook her dinner, I'm not letting this birthday go by without celebrating, because it's the first time we've been together eight years almost, and you've never let me celebrate you. And like, this was their first year that you said yes. And I was like, everyone hold tight, we're doing it. Like, we were so excited.. And like, this was their first year that you said yes. And I was like, everyone hold tight. We're doing it.

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husband gets me a private jet, flies from Nashville to, it flies us, from Nashville to LA and then from LA we got on a commercial flight to Honolulu or Kona. And when we land, we've never been to Kona, and when we land we get to the Four Seasons in Kona, which by the way guys, if you're ever going to stay at a place in Hawaii, please stay at the Four Seasons in Kona. It will blow your mind. The people there, Miss Cindy will greet you. Can we take Miss Cindy home one day? She is Moana's grandma energy. Absolutely.

Just so loving, so sweet. Like you will get laid the minute you get there. Knew everyone by name. Both ways. Tasha got laid. Twice. How was, oh I'll say it in a second, nevermind. What?

I said how was it that Hailey was the only one that didn't get laid? She kept protesting. Like everyone on the trip, just immense amount of sex. Haley. I did it myself. Yeah. I didn't have to talk to anyone.

Yeah. I kept telling Haley, I'm like, let me hook you up with somebody. Let me, let's go on Tinder. Let's do something. And she was just like not having it. And I'm not going to force her if she didn't want to, you know? So anyways, we get to this place, the four seasons and Kona, they, my husband got the presidential suite for me and I've never stayed in a presidential suite ever in my entire fucking life. I mean, with sugar daddies, of course, but like not with somebody that I love. And this wasn't a suite. This was a fucking huge was like, it is like, huge. It was crazy.

It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw. And it was the sweetest thing. And my husband just really went above and beyond and, you know, let my- And every place we went to was decorated with like happy birthday stuff. Yeah. Champagne and macaroons.

Your layover in LAX was decorated. Like he literally, he decorated the PJ. The plane. Yeah, so the plane there. Everything was decorated. Every step of the way was so above and beyond. Yeah, it was really sweet. And I know everybody's like, oh, good for you, you know?

But it's like, you have no idea. My husband is not a romantic. So for him to have gone to those links to do what he did meant so much to me because we've been together almost a decade And I've never seen that side of him and I was like I could get used to this I understand now why girls like the princess treatment ladies who have been doing the princess treatment you motherfuckers have been doing it, right? Okay, it's nice. No, it's noise. It is like I'm like I love it here. I never want to leave No, it's noise. It is like I'm like, I love it here. I never want to leave. So no, it was amazing. We had the most beautiful time we went and swam with freaking man arrays. Yeah. The amount of people who were like, how the fuck did you do that? And I'm like, when you get there. It takes all the fear away. I don't know how to explain it. No, I literally when I saw everyone out there and the lights in the water, I was like, I can do this.

It took me a second to jump off the boat. Yeah, really. On the way up there, everybody's quiet. Nobody's fucking saying a word. We're just all looking at stars. We are in the middle of the ocean in the middle of the night. And we're just like, I don't know if you've ever been out

on the ocean at nighttime, it is fucking scary. It's eerie. It is so eerie. It is the blackest of black out there. It's crazy. But once we pulled up to, they have this roped off little area that isn't far from shore, which is crazy.

We all thought we were going in the middle of the ocean. They said 30 minutes and we all said into darkness? Yeah. Yeah, and they tricked me. So I had told everybody listen I'm not gonna go on this if we only go 10 or 15 minutes out I'll do that but I'm not doing the 30 to 45 50 minutes later 50 minutes later we are literally get to the destination I'm like clocking it on my phone the whole time I'm looking at

me how much longer yeah she goes it's already been 28. Yeah. Like I was so bothered. But when we pulled up, the scene was so beautiful. Yeah. There was boats everywhere. And there was like neon lights under the water. And you could see these huge, beautiful creatures. They were just so happy to show off and be around humans. I can see why Moana's grandma literally became one of those. Like they were so cute and I told me, I told Mimi, I go, wait, watch when we get the water, our energy is going to attract them. They're going to come to us. And the minute we got in that water, dude, I looked down, there's ours.

There are two of them just coming. Like one of them touched Andy. He got the worst footage. Love you Andy. Andy was in the worst spot ever. Was literally squealing and taking, he was like trying to drown me because he's taking the raft that I'm holding onto and trying to put his body on top of it.

His feet are like coming up out of the water and I literally kept saying, Andy hand me the fucking camera because he's like. And Jay, Jay's over there fucking laughing his ass off like a maniac. He's like, it just touched me. He was like, just a little, it was kind of scary at times. But his legs were so white. I was scared to be by Jay because I kept thinking that it was a fucking man array

coming up because his fucking legs are the water one time and all I saw were two white legs fucking man listen I love my husband. He's a fucking different shade of white dude. It is crazy. I lifted my head translucent Okay, that's what was attracting them literally it wasn't us. It was his legs They look up to tell Haley and bunny across from me Hey, there's one coming and I put my face back in and at that moment it was right there. It just like skimmed my face. Yeah, so close. They did. Terrifying. Yeah. No, it was so

spiritual though. Yeah. Like to be in the in fucking meat monster soup. Isn't that what they call the ocean monster soup? To be in monster soup and watch these animals come up, they have this face that smiles at you. And a vagina. Oh, I didn't see the vagina. Bro, the monop... The monopussy? The monopus was real. No.

I'm pretty sure it's in one of the videos. Like, when it came up, that thing was that big. Why? Split right that, I mean, they shit at little pups. Oh. Is that their butthole and puss? It looked, I mean, it was big. We need to study the manoray DNA.

I didn't see it. I was too fucking focused on their big ass mouths they keep open too. The mouths were terrifying. Yeah. I was like, am I gonna go in there? Yeah. Scooping up the plankton,

and that's what those lights do, which I didn't know. So those lights attract plankton which then attract the manorays which by the way we call them manatees for the good first hour yeah of this because I still think they're manatees we thought that's what it was manorays and then they like they scoop up all the plank they're kind of like uh whales how whales just open their mouths and scoop it up what if they would have gotten like Andy's foot oh I would have cried laughing for the rest of my life. Of all people, if Andy's foot had inserted,

it would have taken him down. Oh my, okay. This is, you overcooked it. Ripped so hard there. So anyways, we get back on the boat and Tasha falls in love with the fucking tour guide. The whole way there, she's like holding on, just looking at him. She was so scared. I'm telling you, Tasha, I'm really proud of her because I love

my best friend, but you know, her and I went our separate ways for a little bit. So when we went our separate ways, I don't know what the fuck happened to her. I do know what happened to her, but she's just such a fucking pussy now. And I tell her that all the time. I'm like, I love you. I'm scared of everything and I'm still braver than you. I'm like, let's fucking we got to break you out of your shell. So the whole time she's literally white knuckling, just so fucking scared. Literally afterwards, she's fucking mackin on the fucking.

I don't know. I guess they were talking the tour guide and they ended up going on a couple of dates and he's a sweet boy. We call him boat boy. We'll let Tasha come on and tell the boat boy story because I know you guys are filming at the mouth. We're sure Andy fell in love too. With you. Oh, with boat boy. Yeah. Yeah. Andy is a major cock block. We love Andy, but he just doesn't know how to read a room.

And they were talking over Tasha. Yeah. Talking to boat boy Tasha sitting here watching Haley over there and he's just like, yeah, man. And then, yeah, I looked at Tasha. I started cracking up. Yeah. And then the next thing that we did was, um, we went and we did went atv writing. Yeah, bro. First of all, we went atv writing last year and it was like child's play compared to this. These people took us for real for real off road. They literally barely a road. That was a road. That's a mud pit. I was so excited. No, it was incredible. That was my favorite thing. Yeah, we had a blast. I

mean, we were covered in mud. I'm talking like from head to toe. All of us were covered in mud and then they took us to this waterfall that's on their property. And we all the reason everybody's like, why are you guys jumping in the water with your clothes on? We were covered in mud. I'm talking like we couldn't even smile without it being I have fucking mud going in my mouth, dude.

Hit me in the face. But then it like it went over my goggles. So I couldn't see. I don't know. I tried to drive and I'm like, Hey, I can't fucking see. She's over there with her sweaters, kind of wipe my face and shit. And then poor Jason got stuck with Tasha. Oh my God. Tasha started on the ATVs, but I think she went the wrong way. Well, Mimi was originally supposed to be on that ATV and somehow Tasha ended up on it.

Oh, she said, mine. I said, okay, you can have it. Oh, shit, did she? She was like, and then she's like, no one's putting my life in their hands. I said, go for it, baby. Have at it. Meanwhile, Tasha's fucking mowing down two miles an hour, holding us up. She goes on the practice thing and she's like, yeah.

So I looked at her and I was like, so I got out of my ATV and I was like, Tosh, I was like, you have to get out, get in this fucking car with somebody else, get in one of the other cars. I was like, I need you to be a team player. She's like, okay. And she gets out like, I'm like,

you're holding all of us up. And she's like, okay. So she reluctantly got in with Jason. She survived though. And I mean, that course was rough. Rough. When I tell you the next- My chest is bruised.

When I tell you the next day, my chest, my arms, my legs, everything, like it was rough. We were all just like, No. The next day. We beat ourselves up. We did. Like it was crazy.

And then went swimming, which took like- Right. With clothes on. Yeah. And shoes, like literally, like, i don't know what we were doing but anyways the waterfall was just so pure the moment was so angelic and like that's one of those memories that will be forever burned in my brain because we were all just little kids oh phones out of sight because you couldn't have them on you like it literally said so we were like not

a single phone in sight a couple people recording here and there and then at one Point everyone just put every device down and just jumped in. Yeah, so cool. Yeah fucking cool. No, it was amazing I got on a paddleboard for the first time. Yeah, so Haley wouldn't jump in which I get it's a huge fear The the water was dark. I was good. I I just have a very big fear of cliffs because I've just seen so many people like slip. My biggest fear is slip, hit a rock and then you guys aren't going to find me right if I just keep going underwater. Like that's a huge fear. That's something different than like a man array. Like I can. Yeah, I can do that. I can fight off a shark. Yeah, but slipping and hitting my head on a rock is like that I couldn't get out of my head and I was like, yeah, I'm dry. I'll get in. Yeah. But I'm drawing the line that I said, I'm in the water. I'm like, Haley, Jason, we'll hold your hand. She goes, I don't care if Jesus holds my hand.

I'm not doing it. You're holding my hand. So when I say like, it was a moment for all of us on this trip, we were all conquering fears. My OCD, I'm you and your OCD. You did so good. I threw it out the window. I made a vow to myself that I was just going to let it fucking roll, dude.

And it felt so good. You ate a glizzy. What's that? A hot dog. I did. I ate a fucking hot dog. I'm so proud of you. From a little stand?

Bro, and I was bloated. I gained two pounds from that fucking hot dog. Okay. I was so bloated. Oh God. So proud of you though. But that fucking, what was that pineapple? The Dole Whip. The Dole Whip.

Oh, so they had a Dole Whip and then they had a vanilla Whip that they would like do a swirl with. It was no dairy too. So my stomach wasn't full. It was so good. If you guys go to Hawaii, please find a Dole Whip place. Can we shout out the ATV place?

Do we remember the name of them? Let's find the name of them. They were so sweet. Yeah, you guys gotta go. If you're gonna go to Kona, please look these people up. Waheen Charters is who we did the Mannerays with. And then the ATVs, Umama, spell it out for us.

U-M-A-U-M-A. Umama. Adventures. Yeah. So if you guys go, please go see them. They have this cute little area where you can get the Dole Whip. You can eat the best fucking hot dog I've ever had.

It was so good. Nachos were great too. Nachos were fire. I want to go back just for the nachos. I got two bags of their brittle. Brittle was fire. I don't even like brittle. I mean, everything was great. Horses and zip lines.

They do it all. They have literally everything there. It was so cool. My little dog. My dog. That's my dog. Yeah, it was amazing. If the slots are spinning, you could be winning.

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What the fuck? How did we work? And then after that long day of muddying and swimming through a waterfall, we went and we cuddled fucking cows. Hugo was the best cow. He licked me, he was so sweet. I want to bring Hugo home.

I want Hugo. The all black one that had kind of like the skinny head. I had shorts on, do you remember the one that was attacking me? That's the one I like. Yeah, I had shorts on. Do you remember the one that was attacking me? That's the one I like. Yeah, I had shorts on and his tongue, he was scraping up my leg. And then I was like,

I was trying to film you cuddling with the cow and I was like, get away. I'm on video. That's Hugo. Yeah, I'm running away from him. The one that looks different? Trying to get you. Yeah, the one that's his eyes were a little too close.

Oh no, that was, that thing looked like a weird mask, right? I liked that. No. It looked like, it didn't look like a cow. It looked like something weird mask. I like that. No, it looked like it didn't look like a cow. It looked like something off the purge. Oh, that cow looked scary. He looked like something out of a horror movie.

You got on the ground. That was all. And then the fuck look like a monster. Baby, I'm the ground and got a cow hug. It rabbit got in your little ear. The fact that you laid on that. Also, can we talk about the fact that they pick up cow poop with their hands? Bro. Bear. Okay, so first of all, these cows, when they would shit, it was like diarrhea. It looked like a machine too. And it was like,

and this dude just went and swiped it up with his hands. He said, he said they have a clean digestive system. All they eat is grass. And I'm just like, after thated it up with his hands. He said, he said, they have a clean digestive system. All they eat is grass. And I'm just like, after that, I was like, I gotta go. I gotta go. Both of them. I am videotaping you and out of the corner of my eye, I see her put a bucket down and raw dog this shit.

And I was like, bro, it was rough, but it was a sweet experience. So we don't want to take away from the experience, but it was a sweet experience. So we don't want to take away from the experience, but we were definitely a little, you know, like, holy shit. Like I'm, I'm getting into farmer life, but I don't think I'm ever going to fucking swipe up. No, I'm not ever going to swipe up crunches shit. Okay.

I wash my hands after touching my animals still like every, every time every animal I walk in all the kids, we've gone through so much soap since we started every time you have to yeah you have to so done enough with of Hawaii we just wanted to tell you guys it was amazing and tell you guys what we did because it was so special but please if you plan a trip go to Kona Hawaii stay at the Four Seasons in Kona Hawaii it's so worth it but speaking of farm animals. Um, you guys are our vet literally text us today and said,

do you and bunny have some type of competition that I don't know about? I went from having no farm animals to now owning. Six. Technically seven, but you took Pablo. So what the fuck is happening? No, what the fuck? And I got to get one more. Yeah. Please get the baby goat. No, I hate goats. I hate goats. Yeah, she I think it's time for another donkey. I have to get another donkey because my donkey is traumatized he's a Pisces he's extremely emo and

She said I think this donkey's a Pisces I text that are like animal dealer and I was like, hey When's when's the donkey's birthday sends it over and I'm like, Bunny, he's a fucking Pisces. How did you know? Cause he's so fucking emo. Haley, look at this video I took of him yesterday. It's pouring rain outside. Cause every morning that I go to the bathroom, I look out to check on him and I open my window

and I'm like, hey donkey. And I talked to him. And this morning, it was the saddest thing I've ever seen. Stop. In the rain. So emo. Yes, he's just sitting there like this in the rain. Just so fucking emo.

But the funny thing is, is the other morning, when I first got home, I walk out there and I'm like, hey, donkey, and I'm talking to him. I'm feeding the cows. I look over, this motherfucker's got a boner, this big, just flopped out. Tell that. Yeah, I was like, why do you have a boner?

What is happening right now? But we had the sweetest moment because this donkey since we got him. So the people, Raleigh Farms is who we get all of our animals from, they are so sweet. They're the best humans ever. And they go and they get, they save essentially these animals from auctions.

Yeah, or like if someone's giving them away online and stuff, like it's kind of like a little sanctuary. Yeah, they literally save these animals and then we how did we even get connected with them? How did you get connected with them? I put it in my local like Facebook group that we you know, Blake had said he wanted to get Kayla a cow. So I was like, hey, I live out in like farm country. Anyone know it? And I'm saying my comments were flooded with these people. I'm not joking like instantly like 20 comments, like you have to go to their farm.

So, but between that Crunch, S'more and Brownie's mom had messaged me and I'm like, I can't pass up this deal. Bottle babies, there's three of them. So we went with that, but right when we left, Jason and I were like, we should drive up to this farm. Middle of the, like, it's already dark. We drive up there, we meet these people, we have fallen in love with them

because they're not only just like such pure souls, our kids all connected, and I immediately text you because I see this donkey. All by himself. So everybody keeps asking me, like did he come with, was he attached to somebody? No, this donkey has not been attached to anybody.

Nobody. We don't know his background. We don't know where he came from. We only know his birthday. So we don't know the trauma he's endured. So this fucking donkey is a wild donkey like you literally have to like to even put a coat on him because he was shivering one night because it was so cold.

So we put a coat on because everybody's like, I've never seen a donkey with a coat on will has your donkey fucking shivered. I mean, what are we supposed to let him fucking shiver? Exactly. So anyways, don't tell me not to put a fucking coat on my donkey. All right, if he's shivering, I'm going to put a fucking coat on him. Anyways, don't tell me not to put a fucking coat on my donkey. All right. If he's shivering, I'm going to put a fucking coat on him. Anyways, this donkey will not let anybody near him. Everybody's like, give him carrots.

I can't get near him. He stays 10 feet away from me, except he is starting to warm up because the other day I posted it on TikTok. He I didn't even have food in my hand. He let me inch up to him and just pet him, which blew my mind. And then like what happened was I broke character with him. I've learned with him.

If I don't hold a certain energy, he'll walk away. So I have to like really emit like love to him. I crouched down and when I crouched down, I got eye level with him. He hated that for some reason. He does not like when I crouched down and when I crouched down, I got eye level with him, he hated that for some reason. He does not like when I crouched down. He's intimidated a bit. Which is weird because you would think me standing over him would intimidate him, right?

Yeah, maybe eye to eye level. Yeah, yeah. So, and then today, before I came to the podcast, I went out there, I tried to spend some time with him, a little bit of time with him every morning. And I went out to him and I just walked real slowly up to him to offer him like a little piece of candy. And he didn't take the candy because he didn't like it,

but he let me get really close to him again. So I was like, we are making fucking progress. You are making so much progress. Yeah, and he won't let anybody else get close to him. You're his person. I don't know, we'll see. Jay's gonna be like, what in the fuck? This is my donkey.

You took my dog and my donkey. I wanna rename him though, because donkey does not fit him. Donkey is like a rambunctious, happy, active donkey. This is Eeyore. He's literally emo. I wanna call him emo, because that is, he's so fucking emo.

Like I've never, I didn't realize how animals like are so emotional. Emotional. Crunch. Pablo, let's talk about Pablo and Dolly though. Bro. I got that when your new family showed up, which we'll talk about,

she also delivered mine and we got a mini pony cause Pablo came alone. We didn't have anyone and they're herd animals. So if you don't have another herd animal, they can become depressed. They won't eat. Like they're very lonely. And we decided on a miniature pony. And Dolly is such a good addition to our family. Very sweet girl. Very fucking sassy. but Pablo is deathly afraid of her. That's literally your kids in animal form. Yes. That's Cash and Olivia.

And we turn around and we're like trying to intermingle. We didn't let them alone at night together when she got dropped off. So we waited, but we let them touch noses through the fence. The next day we let Pablo out and I really thought he was gonna be the aggressor cause he was the aggressor with you guys. And that's why you guys were like, hey, like he's just a little too much. And so I was like, great.

He's gonna be aggressive towards this pony. No, he runs away from her. She full speed sprints after him and he runs with everything he has and hides behind the barn. So she's over there rolling around in the field and I look over and I look back and Pablo is around the barn just watching her. Did you see the video? Yes, it's so funny. He is so upset that he has a sister. Well then I leave to go to town and Jason calls me and he's like, we have a fucking problem.

And I'm like, he's screaming at me. And I'm like, what? He's like, turn around, get back here now. I'm like, what is going on? He goes, Pablo escaped. How? And he goes, Dolly cornered him and he jumped over the fucking fence.

So when I tell you that my fucking cow decides he is so scared of his sister, he jumps and gets his foot caught in the fence, all Jason can do is release his foot and he takes off. So Jason is full on sprinting after this cow because of course he goes straight for the road, he's scared. And he has to grab Pablo and he didn't have a halter. He had nothing. At that moment he was just so worried of him getting hit by a car. So he ran

out and he got him by his side and when you do he'll hug on to you. So he just kind of hugged him and walked him down the fence line and back in. Can I please see this on your like camera footage? Bro. Please. Oh my god. You to post that footage. It is so intense. Just Jason K chasing a cow. Bro, that is and he's so you don't understand. Crunchin and s'more are tiny, tiny compared to Pablo. Pablo is a big dude. Yeah, I'm scared to feed him.

Oh, she wouldn't give it out. OK, cows don't have top teeth. So like he's not going to really hurt you, but like- Still scared. They're still like, they're- It's the color of the tongue that scares me. Oh. And it's so like-

He's got a gray tongue. Yeah, no, that- Yeah. That's all my favorite video. You're like, this is suicide, boys. Crunch is, I told Mimi, I said, you have all the sweetest animals. I have all the fucking traumatized assholes.

Donkey's a sweetheart, but Crunch, I can't stand him. He is such a fucking asshole. He is a straight up bull and he's a tourist. So it's like, he is just like, if you show up with something like today, I was feeding. I imagine that he walks. Literally, I was trying to feed the donkey. I was trying to feed the donkey.

I was trying to feed the donkey. This motherfucker comes up and goes, boom, and head butts my ass. I'm like, are you kidding me? I'm like, I just fucking fed you. Like, what are you doing? He's just such a, he's so aggressive. But anyways, I've added three little swine

to my tribe. And at first I only wanted two, cause everybody tells me, you gotta buy in pairs. I added three little swine to my tribe. And at first I only wanted two, because everybody tells me, you gotta buy in pairs. But then the lady calls me, why does this always happen to me, by the way? The lady calls me and she's like,

they're sisters, you can't split them up. They're so bonded to each other. And they are extremely bonded to each other. So I'm so glad we got all three of them. But I've got Piglet. I've got maple and I've got Zsa Zsa Gabor, but it's spelled G-A-B-O-A-R. So like Gabor, because a boar is a pig. Let me tell you, Zsa Zsa is a big back bitch.

She is so fucking feisty. The video you posted, bro, because I couldn't find her damn mouth, you know, because she was like moving around. She's like, have you seen it? Yes. She fucking got so mad that I fucking didn't have the animal cracker right when she wanted it. Maple, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.

Just so sweet and like lazy. She's the loudest, but she is just such a sweetheart. And then Piglet is the drama queen. Like everything is the end of the world with her. It's it's just straight up drama. Literally the golden girls and it's all our hair colors. All of it. Yeah.

So I bring the pigs in every night. They sleep in a playpen in my house. And it is literally the cutest thing ever. They're adorable. I love them. They're so sweet. They're going to be about two, 300 pounds. Uh, no. I love them. They're so They're gonna be about two three hundred pounds Really?

Depending on how much you feed them though. If you want them like floppy they can be 150. I mean I want them comfortable I'd like them to be agile big guys because they're so like loaded that they don't grow to be tall and long Yeah, they're more like stout and right. Yes. Yeah, they've got like, they'll probably, I don't know if this particular one is bred to have like the really floppy ears, but typically they have like the turned up nose and the little. Oh yeah, they got the little, the little turned up nose.

Yeah, their noses don't go down as much. The, the breed that you got have turned up noses. They are so cute though. I grab their asses and just fucking hold on. They squeal, I'm just like, and they're like, this is the cutest thing ever, dude. And there's, they're used to me now. They're literally so used to me now. So when I do it, they get all excited and like happy and stuff. And every morning I wake up, I'm like, hi girls. And they're like, you know, they're

just the cutest. The fact that they're in your house. Yeah. If I could bring Pablo inside, he would be so happy. I would love to bring crunch inside love that. If I could bring Pablo inside, he would be so happy. I would love to bring Crunch inside and S'more. He's so happy. If I could bring that goat inside, I would get a goat. S'more is the sweetest cow I have. I think he's my little baby. Like he's so soft and delicate and like so feminine. Sometimes I wanna call him her because he's so feminine

and he's so pretty. He looks like Magatu from fucking Blue Steel, Will Ferrell's character. Do you know what the what? It's in our chat. Show her. Give her a show. I you know had this moment last night while me and you were texting each other and I wanted to be like what has our life come to Because we are literally giving each other farm updates

in bed last night. Wait, can I? That's what he looks like. I swear, when you see him today, you're gonna be like, yeah, he does. I had the hardest time leaving my house today. I now understand why when people have farms, they don't wanna leave.

They don't. I wanted to hang out with my animals. If it wasn't raining last night, I was just gonna go sit out by Pablo and Dolly, because I was like, I haven't seen you guys today. I kind of really miss you. Yeah, like I just wanna hang out with them. Like every morning, my excitement is literally

to go see Donkey right now and the cows and the pigs. And you like, it's because you're like literally creating a friendship with them from scratch. And like, I love that about it, because at first Pablo, when we got him from you, was very like standoffish. Now he's my baby. So he puts his head, like when I put my arm down,

he lays his head in here. I have to be really careful, because he still has his horns intact, but he'll lay his head in and I'll just rub him underneath his chin and he'll just, it's not like he purrs, but it's kind of like, Yeah, he just loves it so much and then dolly is like you can touch me for as long as I want you to touch me But when I'm done, fuck you like she literally a bit. When's her birthday? Do you know?

Crunch had a fucking temper tantrum. I was handing him a fucking animal cracker the other day. This is my cow, okay? This is how fucking bougie and what so much of an asshole he is. I put it in his mouth, he drops it down, he goes, brrrah! And looks at it. I was so upset. It was so pissed.

Kayla goes, what the fuck was that? I said, he's throwing a temper tantrum because he dropped the fucking animal cracker. Like these animals have such personalities, It's insane. And farm life is where it's at man. I'm not a country girl, but I'm a city girl trying to be a farmer and let me tell you, next is gardening. You're going to do it. I know you can. Delaney, Ernest's wife said that she would teach me. She is such like a little homesteader. I love her. It's gorgeous. I don't think I could garden. I don't think I have the It's beautiful. She is such like a little homesteader. I love her. It's gorgeous. I don't think I could garden

I don't think I have the favorite country wife. Oh, it's she's her Zen is just so chill. Her and Riley Riley is a fucking nightmare Hilarious is like not a nightmare in a funny way not in a bad way, but Riley's just she's the female Theobon. Yes Literally. Yes, like she's so female Theobon. Yes. Literally. Yes. Like she's so fucking funny. Riley makes me laugh so freaking hard. Delaney is so peaceful. Yes, that's it. And calm.

She's like a little fairy. Yeah. We say that all the time. You'll see her in the war shows and it's like, it's like she's just floating around kind of thing. Yeah. And we all come in. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, Hey, we're here, bitch. Like she just has such feminine energy. She does. She's such a mom. Like, I wish. I aspire to be such a gentle mom. I could just see her being one of those moms that just

talks to her kids. And I'm like, don't fucking touch that. I'm such a marble mom. A marble mom? That's me. That's exactly how I parent. Like, thick eyeliner marble mom. You don't even smoke. Like thick eyeliner marble mom.

You don't even smoke though. Yeah, but the energy I give is that I did. Yeah. I never heard of that. Put it fucking down. Don't touch that. God damn it, Cash. Don't put that in your mouth.

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have to say sitting back and watching what she's accomplished in this past year, like I'm so proud of her. Like I don't, I don't think she realizes how cool it is what she's getting to do, you know, but getting to watch her live out her dreams has been really cool. Yeah, Trisha Paytas just announced that she's doing an eras tour where she's like doing like it's a tour. Oh, she's going. I looked at the dates because you know, we tour for a living. I looked at the dates. I was like, this is a straight up tour. She starts in February and ends in like March, I think or April. Like that's she's putting in work. Yeah. And it's like a bra. I think it's like a is it her Broadway show? I don't know.

Yeah, it's like a Broadway cool thing. But yeah, like I'm so proud of her. Like she really deserves her kudos and she got to do the SNL thing and stuff like that. So it's just really cool to see, um, the car finally get the flowers that she deserves. Um, you know, I feel like so many people when she was on YouTube, YouTube is such a different community of people. And I feel like they're so rough and so negative over there. And to watch how like Tik Tok has just embraced her and loved her complete 180 Tricia. Yeah. And she's a different human too.

Yeah. Mom, mom life looks so good on her. She looks so Zen, so peaceful. I love seeing her and Moses together because it reminds me of Jay and I like they're a team. They literally just work and I think that's amazing. It's she's really a true testament of happily ever after. Yeah, and consistency. Like this girl literally has never stopped. No, for as long as we've all known her. And like, I think also, which I think it's funny, because I mentioned this the other day, I don't think people know that they know her sometimes. I'm like, no, it's the girl from the Eminem video, or it's the girl in My Strange Addiction. They're like, that's the same person.

I'm like, yeah. Or America's got talent. America's got, she, you know her when you don't even know that you know her. Yeah, the lore of Trisha Paytas goes on for decades at this point, and I think she's gonna be a household name, and I'm just proud of her, and I just wanted to Paytas goes on for decades at this point. And, you know, I think she's going to be a household name. And I'm just proud of her. And I just wanted to give her her flowers on the podcast.

She really deserves that. She is. She's doing the damn thing right now. Really proud of her. Mm hmm. Yep. Proud of her. Proud of her. Let's talk about fucking Spirit Airlines. Have you seen that? I don't know if she saw this. I would think we talked about this before she got here today. Oh, so Spirit Airlines has just announced that if you dress scantily clad

or if you have certain types of tattoos, they're not going to let you on their flight. And it's all you're going to put that in place. Soul plane is going to fucking tell us that we can't. First of all, I've I will never fly Spirit airline. I have that used to be in my wedding contract when I would fly to do weddings. It would be in my contract that you cannot book me on Spirit. Yeah.

Would people try to do that? Yeah, I'd be like, absolutely not. I feel like if you want a certain type of demographic to fly with you, then raise your fucking prices. Bro. It's that simple. The fact that they just had to go in front of Congress recently. Have you seen this?

I watched it. I literally watched their board sit in front of Congress and they say, did you purposely pay people to do random checks and give them incentives to bag check people for an additional $10 per bag? And they said, yeah, we did. So people would literally sit there and be like, oh, I want an extra $100 on my check this week. Cool, one, two, three, I'm gonna pull all your bags,

I'm charging you, doesn't matter. They sat in front of Congress and admitted to this. I feel like the airlines industry right now, something's going on with it. Yeah. And I just want to, I want to put this in the air because I've, you know, how I'm into astrology and stuff like that. My astrologist, Danielle, who does not miss with anything said that Pluto is an Aquarius and it's also in some, there's something else in something. And she said that the chain, the industry of the airplane

of aircrafts is going to change drastically. Really? Yeah. Something is in the air with the airlines. I mean, plant, Boeing's are dropping out of the fucking sky. You know, like I just watched Interstellar on the way home and my mind's like, what is that? What is that? You haven't watched Interstellar.

It's like an older movie, but it's with Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. You'll have to watch it. But it has to do with like. It just has to do with like it's more like space and stuff, but like aircrafts. Oh, a lot of aircraft movies have been coming out recently. Airports and aircraft, because I watched that one. The carry on. on did you guys watch that no carry on yeah did you watch manifest no I started too but I didn't like it it had like a

weird the first episode sucked the first few episodes why are we talking about airplanes so much in media right now it's kind of weird because the motherfuckers are falling out of the sky and the fucking airlines are doing weird shit like Spirit Airlines get your shit together Raise your prices if you want a different, you know demographic to fly with you because giving people those rules now It's gonna create more tension. There's gonna be that overzealous Airline worker who's gonna be like you have this type of tattoo you're showing like if I were a crop top and short Somebody could be like you can't come on the flight You're dressed to scantily clad. Yeah, it's like people on power trips Like you're just get like who the fuck is running Spirit Airlines. Well, especially after your your history

You're gonna do that now. Yeah, this is when you decide to start doing it And it's is it because Congress called you out on the bags. Yeah, you have to like find some other type Yeah, so you got a gaslight everybody else You gotta take your frustrations out on everybody else. Spirit Airlines. Who is the CEO of Spirit Airlines? Do we know? I don't know the CEO, but like I did watch their board talk.

And I'm just like, and they're the people who talk in circles, which pisses me off. Yeah, that's annoying. He would literally ask a yes or no question, and they'd be like, well, and then go on this spiel. And at the end, he would be like, so do you? and they'd be like, well, and then go on this like spill and he at the end he would be like, so do you and they'd be like, yeah, I'm like, you could have said that the first time don't try to explain yourself like you were already caught for doing what you fucking did.

I don't like people who can't take any fucking accountability. Like just take accountability. Yeah, we did that. If you want to really be a dick about it and be like, yeah, we did that. What are you going to do about it, you know, it's it's really insane What we're witnessing going down with all this and like you said the mechanical side of things Well, I own just what happened in DC. Mm-hmm was terrifying. Yeah Southwest you remember seeing like recently where they were like dipping down really low and then like coming back up. Yeah that this Washington's here. Yeah, I'm scared. So the scary thing about the thing that happened in DC is they were landing How is a black hawk? I think something's up with that a black. I was gonna say elevator a black hawk

helicopter Fucking a boy is a black water a black hawk. I think it's black water. It's black hawk. Yeah. How did they not they're so trained in those literally and to be so low in the air. This is one of the heaviest monitored airways. They were supposed to be in that flight path too by the way. Yes, I know the minute she sent it I said Haley what time is it? I was like

Hey, we were and I text you me I was like we were literally supposed to be I didn't text you this That flight that we were supposed to be taking the exact time in the exact path Granted it was different cities. We well we would have been leaving this side of it, flying over that incident. Either we would have seen it or we would have been like right at it. We would fly over DC? Yes, because like we were right above DC

and our flight path would have brought us, typically it doesn't go inland, typically it just goes straight like this. We would have literally had been taking off an hour outside, hour and a half. I heard though that like around there, it's like, it's, it's busier than like the busiest day in like LaGuardia or something like that. Yeah, because there's so many politicians coming in and out. Yes.

That was so weird to me that the universe aligned everything and then like we're watching this happen and like What's so sad is like who was I mean, it's sad regardless But like they have so many stories behind these people because they're public ish figures So like people are just pulling out like Instagram stories of people taking off and like those kind of things I literally saw one of the ice skater like kids I literally went to his Instagram and his last story like 14 hours ago was the wing of the plane. And that's like where it hit too.

It was so sad. Oh my God. And I think we were looking at it when I got here and it said, by the time the people entered the water they only had 30 minutes to survive before because it's so cold. No, 30 minutes it said. So by the time they would have even gotten

their first responders, there's no way you could survive that. Yeah, they could have survived the plane and died from hypothermia. Fuck. I wonder how they couldn't have gotten out of the water. Is it like, is there no way to spend? They could have been trapped under like, Ice cold too, yeah.

If it landed upside down and they were like still in their seat, like they could have been trapped. Yeah, they just found the three soldiers that were on that Black Hawk, but none from the none of the ones from 13 of the plane. Oh God they have like 40. Oh no. Okay. There's like over half. They found really I hadn't seen an update Kelly My heart goes out to their families just see all that. I'm so scared to fly now. Like I don't like it. It freaks me out. I used to love flying. I used to be so comfortable

in the sky and it was just so peaceful. And now it's like, it's scary. I don't like it. It's terrifying. Everything about it. I don't like it. Moving on. Good Night Nashville has now opened. Babies, look at Hailey's hat. Yay. I'm so impressed with the bar. It's so beautiful. They did such a great job. I feel like it has a different ambiance than any of the other bars on Broadway.

For sure. I can attest to that. I've been in all of them. Yeah, no, it's awesome. And not to mention our bottle bunnies are banging. So you guys have to go visit, go to good night Nashville, on downtown Broadway, go ask for the girls there. I think two of them that I know by name are I'm still learning all the girls

and hams, but it was at Laney, Alana, Alaina, Alaina, sorry, it's Alaina and Julian. Ask for them. Those are my two babies and then Follow them on tik-tok. They started their tik-tok. Yeah, follow the tik-tok. It's at bottled bunnies BOTT LED bunnies bu in an IES go to bunnies profile and watch her do the worm Yes, yes, and she's so hot like she's a little redhead and she's so hot. I've ever seen. Yeah, literally does this worm perfect and a freaking thong and looks amazing. I'm sorry if I scrunched my ass up like that. It would look like a golf ball. There's no way that you can do the worm and look so fucking it was crazy.

Yeah, I literally watched her do this worm and I was like, yeah, and she is beautiful. And that but the cool thing is yeah. And she's beautiful. But the cool thing is, is not only are they beautiful, they're actually really sweet. Like they're cool girls. They shout you out on their stories often, so I love to see you reposting them. They're like in the bathroom taking selfies.

I love to see what their hair looks like that day. Dude, all of them are gorgeous. Gorgeous. All of them are gorgeous. I'm just like, kudos to whoever did all the hiring because they are beautiful. Grand opening February 20th. The whole crew will be there. Come see us. Yeah. Come down to good night Nashville. What is it? 209 Broadway. I believe right next to Kid Rocks. Give it a good right next to Kid Rocks. Honky tonk 209 Broadway. Yep 209 Broadway, baby Um

Yeah, and then these are dropping black on black bunny XO hoodies sweatsuits full sweatsuit sweatsuits I'm yeah, so sweat suit and literally lived in this since you gave it to me. Oh good Oh Jason to Jason. I like every time I turn around, he's wearing his. He loves it. Loves it. I'm a hoodie slut, so I'm wearing mine all the time. And we also have the Bunny XO t-shirts coming out and it's like the photo shoot we did at the Bridgestone. And then we have a Chachi shirt that you teased a couple weeks ago. I don't have the Chachi one. I'll have her send to that one too. I think it came in like two separate merch ones. So we have the bunny xo shirt, the bunny sweatsuit, the chaachi shirt, and the hat that you sneaked into a video the other day and it's an

embroidered bunny xo hat. Amen sister. What else did you want to talk about the updates with Dun Blonde season nine? Yeah I'm so excited for the new season and we you know we're doing a couple more of these this season where all three of us kind of sit down and we discuss what's going on, what's happening in the world currently and like an update on our lives. So every few weeks you're going to hear from us and then we have some really cool like music stuff we're going to start teasing and I'm excited leaning into the music side of things really cool musical acts are going to be coming on the podcast. So that we've really kind of manifested. I'm excited about that.

Yeah, literally some of these dudes. I'm like, you guys are hot. Like, I can't wait. Oh, yeah, it is going to be a hot season. I think this is like season of the men. That's what I was going to say. I feel like this is the first time we're really leaning into like the male, like vocal side of things. And I'm like, really excited about it. Yeah, I'm excited too. I can't wait. is the first time we're really leaning into like the male vocal side of things. And I'm like really excited about it. Yeah, I'm excited too. I can't wait.

Can't wait for these music segments to start coming out. You know, of course, always as always inspired by Howard Stern. Yes. So we got to give Howard his flowers. Always. But yeah, Howard, I'd like to come on the podcast. I'm ready. I have a book dropping.

My book is coming out. You guys, I'm almost done. Let me tell you something, ladies and gentlemen, I'm ready. I have a book dropping. My book is coming out, you guys. I'm almost done. Let me tell you something, ladies and gentlemen. I thought writing a book was gonna be easy. No, no, it's not. I can get through a chapter a day if I really focus, but it's been brutal. It's exhausting, I bet,

because you're literally having to one, think about it, how you wanna like articulate it, and then living through those emotions again. It is fucking brutal, dude. But June, July, we're dropping the book. We got a sneak peek of the cover today. Sneak peek of the cover. I'm so excited.

Can't wait. Yeah, I'm just excited. Just all good things for 2025. We might be branching out, doing some really big business moves. So you guys will be seeing that soon. And, you know, we're just so thankful and we're so thankful for our Patreon community, first and foremost, because you guys, man, really funded this podcast when we had nothing.

So, I mean, you know, shout out to my O.F. and shout out to Patreon. I don't have an O.F. anymore because Patreon literally took over the O.F. But yeah, I'm just so thankful for you guys. And yeah, I think that was a pretty good wrap up. What do you guys think? It's good. It's a good start to the new season. It's a good start to the new season. I love you guys. I'll talk to you later. Bye. See you guys next week. Bye.