Dumb Blonde - Justin Nunley Isn't Canceled Yet

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

Justin "Danger" Nunley was a class clown in school, just trying to make everyone laugh, and now he's a comedian and social media personality with thousands of eyes on him every day. This week, he talks with Bunnie to reveal a secret that you may not know, how he got into posting online and grew a following, meeting his wife at just 4 years old, and what's coming up next. Plus, Bunnie shares a story about working as a gynecologist for one day, and the beautiful things she can't unsee. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And here we are. What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. What is it? What's your tagline? Hey, hey, hey, listen. Listen. Listen.

Oh, it's no hey. No, no hey. All right, let me redo it again, okay? No, hey, hey, listen. Listen. Listen. Oh, it's no hey. No, no hey. All right, let me redo it again, okay? No, you're good. We can just leave that. Listen. Listen. Justin Nunley is in the house, baby.

Middle name's Danger. Justin Danger. And you got your face on your truck. Yeah. I love that. I mean, yeah. Do all the bitches just chase after you when they see it's your face? Yeah, I've got dents all down the side of me where women have been grinding on it.

In that six-hour drive on the way here? They knew you were coming on the... I stopped at Bucky's and it took a lot longer than expected. Those Bucky's bitches get wild. Yeah, it's wild. They get loose. Absolutely insane. I'm a Bucky's bitch.

Yeah. It's the beaver. Yeah. It's definitely the beaver. Justin, I'm so happy to have you how are you having me on dude i'm just i'm happy for you to be here i really don't so i discovered you whenever we met you at the opry and i was like who who and jay was like how do you not know who because jay was a huge you know fan and he was like how do you not know my husband and i have

completely different fyps so i got like the the internet thoughts and the ass shakers and all the sexual shit. And he's got like all the comedians and like the funny shit. So when I met, when I met you, he's like, you don't know Justin. And I was like, no. And I went and I looked and I was like, this motherfucker's got a hell of following. I was like, how do I not know him? And then we did like a skit with you. And I was just like is so sweet like you just loved your vibe that night blew my mind because I was there with Gary Levox at yes and that was the first time yeah that oh Gary what'd you say Daddy Gary Daddy Gary yeah he hates it when I call him Daddy I got everybody on the internet calling him and Chad Kroger Daddy Chatty and Daddy Gary there you go uh no that night was kind of mind-blowing. That was the first time that Crystal, my wife, and kids had been backstage at the Opry.

I'd been backstage once or twice before that. And I seen Jelly Roll walking down the hallway. Well, I had never met Jelly Roll. We had never interacted or anything. I didn't even know he knew who I was. So Gary and my youngest son is right in front of me and I'm kind of just back here looking like the entourage you know Gary's entourage you know all y'all roll deep you know y'all y'all pulled up in like a black Escalade and Jeeps and everything else

G-wagons out here so all of y'all roll deep right it's just me and my boy Brent over here yeah but he was walking down the hallway and he stopped to talk to Gary and my youngest Blake was standing there. And, uh, after he got through talking to Gary, he looked up and he's like, Holy shit, it's fucking Nunley. And I was like, dude knows who I am. You know, that's pretty cool. And, uh, we got to talking and we got tickled about it. Me and Crystal still laughed about it. Cause he was jelly was just dropping elf bomb after elf bomb after elf bomb. And Crystal was standing right behind me with our oldest son. We got tickled about it. Me and Crystal still laughed about it because Jelly was just dropping F-bomb after F-bomb after F-bomb. And Crystal was standing right behind me with our oldest son.

And I introduced him because he had already met Blake. And I introduced him to Bryant. He's like, motherfucker, how you doing and everything? And then Jelly looks back at Crystal and he's like, mama, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to cuss in front of him. He's like, I love you, motherfucker. I thought it was very funny. That's my husband.

We have no couth. We use the F word like um. So if like there's a space that we can fit a cuss word in, we're going to do it. And we do it unintentionally. I didn't realize I did it so much until I was on Bussin' with the Boys podcast. And I was like, holy shit, I've got to calm it down. Like, it's a lot. Listen, did you know that they say that the more intelligent you are the more you

cuss yes I have heard that but I'm just I've met some dumb motherfuckers that cuss though yeah I was gonna say there's a few motherfuckers I've met that make me question that theory right for sure well I want to get to know all about you I want to know like where you're from what you've done even before you got on TikTok, because I think a lot of people that follow creators like us, they just assume that we've just been online our whole lives and we didn't have a life before we became TikTok creators. No, you actually don't have a life after you get online. Literally. You know, like it's kind of crazy. Like you live. And then when you're online, when everybody's's seeing you you really don't have that much of an outside life anymore right so it's kind of funny how that works I'm

from I'm actually from North Alabama a little town called Cherokee our graduating class was 69 I believe so very very small uh community and it's uh it's still I think it's even smaller now uh than it was when we graduated I would have never pinned you to be an Alabama boy roll tide you know what the Alabama state motto is don't you something about cousins the closer kin the deeper in baby roll tide I'm stealing that

the closer kin the deeper in the closer kin the deeper in and I can make fun of y'all because I'm one of y'all I'm stealing it I'm gonna fucking say that at a fucking family reunion or something. I'm just going to make it real weird. And we're not even from fucking Alabama. One thing about you that I didn't realize is you used to be a hairstylist. Oh, possibly.

Was you? I went to beauty school, but I was a beauty school dropout. Really? Okay. Yeah. I used to do nails. I mean, I'm kind of like my dad says a jack of all trades, master of none. Me too. Yeah. So I literally, I have done pretty much everything you can fucking think of. But the one thing I've always

stuck with is social media. So like when my space came out, I had a following there and then I was a webcam girl. I've always been in the sex industry and we won't get into that, but you know, so I built my following being in the sex industry and then met Jay and we built our followings together. And now here we are, you know, so I've never been in the sex industry. I, you know, I found some of your nudes online. The, uh, so the reason why I said is yesterday I was getting my hair cut, right? And my hairstylist, her name's Khalees, shout out Khalees. She, she was like, listen, did you know that Bunny used to be a hairstylist? I said, I didn't know that. I love that.

So yeah, beauty school dropout. Now you know. I love when I hear things about myself, you know? Now you know. I think it's awesome. But yeah, no, definitely beauty school dropout. All right. So let's take it back.

You were born in a small town in Alabama, school 69 people graduate class how was your relationship with your family growing up you got brothers good very close family very I yeah I come from a very uh close family uh not so much anymore right um that's kind of that's kind of how life works literally you get older and drift apart and you know your you know matriarchs and patriarchs pass away. And then people just kind of, you know, there's not that glue that's holding them in no more. But, you know, I grew up in a very, you know, southern religious household. So I love that. But there wasn't really a whole lot of rules either.

You know what I'm saying? Like it wasn't like overbearing type thing you know once i was able old enough to drive and everything um i got kicked out of high school i wasn't able to go to high school my junior and senior year what because i was disruptive uh i was i was a class clown oh you know go figure you justin go figure could never i was always the the um the most annoying person in a room trying to get people to laugh right and so that's where i finally figured out how to make people laugh and here we are is that how you were in your family too like were you like always trying to make everybody in your family laugh so it just kind of i can't believe they

kicked you out for trying to be a class clown well i mean you know i mean i was always into something nothing ever criminal nothing they could ever like pin so i got i say i got kicked out so what they wound up doing was they said you can't come back here no more right you can still play sports and everything but we're going to send a teacher to your house right for a 16 17 year old boy. Like I'm like, let's go because they're only coming to my house like two hours a day, three times a week. Right. I'm out frolicking, doing whatever the rest of that time. I love a good frolic. I love a frolic. Me too. We need to go frolic. We should go frolic. That's a good tick tock. Like to an antique store? I mean, down the street. Girl, you give me an Adderall and put me in an antique store.

I am there for hours. Really? Just zeroing in on the dust. Oh, I'm just an Adderall and put me in an antique store, I am there for hours. Really? I love it. Just zeroing in on the dust. Oh, I'm just like, just thousand yards stare at everything I see. I love that. I actually do love antiques.

I grew up collecting them, but I haven't gone to any antique stores as an older lady. You ever been to Flea Market? I have. We have a bunch of them in Vegas. I love those.

In Vegas, really? So I was thinking Flea Markets were more of a southern thing, like around Ripley, Mississippi. Yeah. If you're ever're ever around ripley i think i don't know if they still do it or not but it was like like third saturday or something yeah and it was like a giant flea market where you can buy like pigs and fucking just girl you can buy anything there shit you can probably buy a damn wife if you wanted to i'm going well damn it speaking of buying stuff speaking of

buying stuff this road that my gps had me come in to here right i came off 65 and came here those houses those are the biggest damn houses i've ever seen in my life i don't even think i hadn't seen houses that big since beverly hillbillies i'm pretty sure jed clampett would have been impressed by some of these houses around here. Did he come by from Murfreesboro? No? Oh, so did you pass? Yeah. Okay.

That's where we live. Do not, do not put in. Yeah, just bleep it. So you got kicked out of high school. And what do you do after that? You're just a 16-year-old boy who gets to see a teacher two hours a day. Yeah, yeah. What are you doing?

Frolicking. Still frolicking? Yeah, I joined a car and truck club. Oh, nice. It was called Twisted Nightmares. And our rival car and truck club called us the the twisted nut hairs you know funny how things will stick with you after all these years you know you know who you are yeah you know who you are look at me now um are you guys still friends are you friends with any of the rivals no i haven't talked

to any of them in a long time gotcha um i really haven't uh which i i moved away i spent about three years working um there after i graduated and uh working a lot of jobs like you said that you've had a lot of jobs like I bet I got you beat oh that's yeah I've listen I've got I think I had I think I worked 21 jobs fired from some of them quit some of them cut a guy's finger off at one of them wow yeah we gotta hear this story well it was so it was my friend I told this I told the story on TikTok a while back i don't think i went in detail with it but uh my friend adam wimberly shout out dog uh we was working with adam right we was working at the burger king you know the bk lounge as dane cook calls it uh and i was working the specialty

uh sandwich thing with the chicken sandwiches and stuff, you know, just doing my thing, slinging that chicken. And he was working the front. They never put me on front, I guess, because they didn't think I was responsible enough. They probably thought you were going to crack jokes all day. Probably, probably, or just not take it serious at all, you know uh so he came walking through uh the kitchen area to go on his break and he wound up he shot me a bird so i am gonna retaliate now we're friends right so i grab a knife right okay now i'm i think i'm 16 maybe you know 17 at the time so the frontal lobe has not developed here you know of what could go

wrong with me grabbing a knife right so um i've always been kind of jumpy like if you jump out and scare me or whatever i hate that right i've got this knife up like this right here and i'm walking into the break room and when i did he had an empty cup and he acts like he's gonna throw it on me and i go oh blood hit the ceiling yeah it was uh so he did it get sewn back on yeah okay so he was in the army i think he was like a sniper or something in the army oh my god well with the finger or the nub yeah wow no the finger finger yeah they put it back on oh god isn't that crazy that you can lose a limb and get it sewn back on it's insane crazy absolutely crazy you're a psychopath yeah that your first instinct he said yeah that your first instinct when somebody's gonna throw

something on you is to slice their finger no it was just a reaction like he scared me so i that's why i said you're a psychopath because you didn't even think about that you were just like maybe that's crazy i like that it's hot i mean money's money i mean some girls like it. Now we know why the danger is in your middle name. That's right. That's right. You know what?

All right. After you're chopping people's fingers off, what are you doing after that? Did they let you stay at work? No. Oh, so the ending of that story was it was a Friday night. It was very busy. Right. We shouldn't have been fucking around in the kitchen anyways. We had too much stuff to do and uh drive-thrus backed up now

we've got to do without a finger and somebody else having to carry him to the hospital why they didn't just call an ambulance I don't know but they don't want to pay that money so I went to the the manager at the time who who I still know to this day. Is he still managing BK? Huh? Is he still a manager there? No, she wasn't. She's not. I don't know what she does now. Okay. I just see her at church when I go back home

because they go to the same church now. But so it's Friday night. We had a good-sized crew. You know, he's ready to sling the BK burgers. And when I cut his finger off i went to her and of course she was in panic mode because we've got all these customers wait now we've got blood to clean up you know and there it's a it's a it's a fucking circus right and i said am i gonna get fired for this and she's like i don't know i'm gonna have to talk to the general manager and i was like oh that's the

answer i'm getting fired i was like i quit you know so i walked out shitty move right i should have stayed i you know once again frontal lobe was not developed i don't think it still is fully developed but uh you know we i left and i don't know what happened that night but i went to the hospital with him yeah oh okay well good i was gonna say at least you hung in there with your friend i did i did we uh yeah when he got discharged yeah we uh we went and we went and tried to pick up hose yeah oh so that he probably used that as like a pickup line right oh 100 cut off and like oh feel sorry for me here suck it yeah yeah i love that they're not they're not getting to second base but you know i mean i went straight to third right that's how my mind

works there you go i'm like here you go um sorry justin's like what i don't want to talk about sex at all and i'm just over here making sexual anyone knows just talking about baseball what were you talking about so moving on from burger king and car clubs and chopping people's fingers off what what do you do in the small town in alabama so after after i graduated i wound up uh wow so you did end up graduating i did graduate yes amazing yep i didn't drop out of school i'm just saying good you know us dropouts we um we're a different breed no so when once i graduated um i worked steel building construction i'm telling you i've worked a lot of jobs i worked at chucky cheeseburger king piggly wiggly worked for landscape and company so after i graduated i worked for steel building

construction uh animal shelter i was a i was an animal enforcement officer i look like yo i was fat okay not judging anybody just got a few extra pounds but look i look like i look like farva in this uniform like i will have to send you a picture of it. I got to see it. I'll send it to you. Please send it to us so we can put it up. Yeah. So I wanted to be a cop.

Yeah. I wanted to be a police officer, right? That's why you and Udi get along. Right. Well, we don't get along. I just tolerate him. I mean, does anybody ever get along with Udi? Udi's great people.

He's a sweetie pie. Awesome guy. Awesome guy. Udi's great people he's a sweetie pie awesome guy awesome guy um but I so you know I worked uh worked at a police department for a little while working dispatch and went and did ride alongs like every Friday night and Saturday night so um and then you know got my got my real job and been doing that for 18 years now so let's talk about it because you've never really publicly spoken about this. And I think it's like so admirable and fucking awesome. Go ahead.

Let's let's drop this little little gem of knowledge on everybody. So I have been active duty Air Force for the past 18 years. I love that. I've still got I've got two more years until I can retire from active duty. A lot of people are going to a lot of of people are going to get in the comment section and talk about the beard. I've got a medical condition, right? So it doesn't let me shave every day because of skin or whatever.

But yeah. So you're not allowed to have beards in the Air Force? I didn't know that. In the military, no. Unless you've got like a religious waiver or a medical waiver or something the Air Force? I didn't know that. No, in the military, no. Unless you've got like a religious waiver or a medical waiver or something. Gotcha. Okay, I never knew that.

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It's going to be gone in two years, you know. I started, I started to get out not too long ago at, at 18 years and get no pension, no medical benefits or anything. And I, you know, I had already signed the paperwork to get out and I woke up at 3 a.m on a random like Wednesday night in a panic attack and I was like I don't I don't think I can do this like I'm making a bad decision and I woke Crystal up and she's like why in the hell are you waking me up at 3 a.m we need our beauty sleep yeah I was like I think I'm fucking up like should i get out should

i stay in and uh she's and she's always been very supportive she's like whatever you think you know whatever you think i'm behind you you know i got your back and everything and uh i wound up at 3 30 a.m uh sending a sending an email to to my commander and pulling the paperwork back so i'm gonna do my well we appreciate you it's a it's a struggle though um balancing everything because like i mean i've still got all those responsibilities over there and then you know as you know you know the online stuff is very time consuming like i mean it's basically like i have three full-time jobs because you know i've still got you know family i know, family. I've got two kids. I've got a nine year old and a 13 year old. So let's rewind because we're going to dive into some more of those those issues that not issues those highlights in a second. But what made you get into the Air Force? Were you just kind of like looking for somewhere to belong? of like looking for somewhere to belong i don't know yeah you know people nobody in your family was in the air force or anything my granddad was but that wasn't like a driving factor of why i

went in my one of my granddads was in the air force southern was in the army um my granddad that was in the air force served during peacetime uh he didn't he didn't get deployed or anything my other grandfather fought in the korean war um but none of that was like yeah it wasn't ever like expected like i'm the only one in my family that joined the military gotcha for what reason i don't know i still don't know i just walked into a recruiter's office one day maybe just lost not knowing what i'm gonna do looking for somewhere to belong yeah yeah and uh you know i went in the delayed entry program um and you know a few months later i was, I was in San Antonio, Texas at basic training. Oh, my gosh.

Was that like a shock to you? Like, because you were like kind of like a free bird. Well, I was I was 21 when I went in. Right. So I had I had kind of lived a little bit, you know, looking back now, I still a baby. I had no clue what I was doing. People get mad at me for saying that but when you're 21 you're literally two years away from being a teenager yeah like you're a baby if you think you have it figured out at 21 yeah you don't

no absolutely you ain't got a clue couldn't agree um the uh yeah it was it was a shock it really was uh just for the simple fact that, you know, I had grew up in a very small town. Okay. Um, like I said, graduating class of 69. So the same people that I went to kindergarten with were the same people I graduated with. There wasn't a lot of turnover there or anything. So like, you only know, like, you know, basically a handful of people your entire life. And now you're through into, you know, this, you know, melting pot of, you know, different cultures, different backgrounds, you know. And it, yeah, it was, it was weird, I guess.

Yeah. You know. What was your first day of like basic training like? Like was it, do they start screaming at you from the get-go and like trying to whip you into shape? No, no. They're like nice. Ah.

So they don't yell at you. That's awesome. It's the Air Force. Okay. So there's going to be the conversation going. The Marines do, I'm sure, you know. Yeah. But like the Air Force, like the first like night you get there and everything,

like they're stern. Yeah. And, but it's real chill. I love's real chill and we got our plane flew in late so they let us actually sleep in the first day so when i woke up it was already sunlight outside and i was like this basic training thing ain't gonna be so bad after all right they let us sleep in cooked us a late breakfast right and everything i guess it you know looking back now like they had to let us get a certain amount of sleep and And, um, yeah, that second day though, that's when they were like, it's real life, baby. Let's go. Yeah. And it's all about, you know, it's all about building that structure,

you know, basically, uh, letting you know that you don't know shit about what's going on. Right. And just relying on them for everything. Yeah. And, uh, I mean, it was good. He said it was good. I wouldn't want to do it again, but it was, it was a good experience. Are you happy that you decided to serve and that, that, that like has molded your life in some way? Yeah. Is that question fair? I don't know if that's ever fair to ask somebody who's served our country. Yeah. I don't, I don't, I wouldn't know any other way. You know what I'm saying? Like I've been doing it for 18 years now. So like, um, that's a long time. That's a marriage. It is. I mean, it is, it is insane. Um, yeah, I would say so. Cause the experiences that I've gotten, um, and the places that I've seen, the places that I've gone, um, it, yeah, I wouldn't have got to do any of that. Yeah. Had I not been

in the military, like some of the stuff that my parents have gotten to do, you know, because they, my parents, they grew up, they're in the same town, they still live in the same town. Like I was, I grew up in the same house that my parents still live in today. Right. You know, so like, I think it, I think it's been really good for me and my, my immediate family and then my extended family because they've, they've gotten to do a lot of, a lot of stuff that they wouldn't have got to do either. Yeah. And then the friends you've made along the way, you know, I mean those,

those people and the lessons you've learned and just the structure that, you know, obviously you need it in your life too. Needed it bad. Yeah, for sure. So I just said something about marriage. Let's talk about marriage. When did you meet Crystal? I think I was maybe four and she was eight. So not even joking, we grew up in the same church.

Really? Yeah, growing up. I don't really know exactly those ages or whatever we've i've i've known crystal for wow as long as i can remember now she's four years older than me she's old no don't you ever say that about her um she uh but yeah and we we never like i always joke i'm like yeah she knew she wanted me you know back in the youth group and everything she's like no i did not you know because i was always a disruptive guy yeah and after i've been in the air force for a couple years or whatever my mom decided to play matchmaker so you guys met in at church you guys didn't like go to school together or anything like that

oh i love that you have a lot of old-fashioned family values instilled in you for being as kind of like uh like i don't want to say crazy but kind of like off the wall as you are online like you really are kind of like just a down-home boy yeah yeah yeah i mean i was raised with like very like you know those Christian values you know I still go to church you know there's nothing wrong with that I think that's amazing we need more men like that in the world especially nowadays and all this online shit so you guys met when you were four or eight and then after you had been in the air force mom decided to play matchmaker take me on that ride so mom decided to play matchmaker and um's, I was, I was in Qatar.

I was deployed at the time. And mom said, Hey, I gave, I gave, you know, Crystal Taylor, your, your mailing address or whatever. And she sent me a couple letters. I sent her a couple back. We emailed a little bit. And this was back during my space days. This was before, you know, Facebook or anything like that.

And it's weird how far technology has come insane I missed MySpace to tell you the truth it was like so simple and like Tom was everybody's friend I read a stat the other day that it was kind of weird that like how many people still visit MySpace every month how many hits he gets a month like it's insane it is the platform still up yeah wow I need to go see if my old profile's still up it's still gets a lot of hits yeah what was your name on myspace hell if I know you don't remember I remember it all how do I remember all that shit I don't I don't remember anything like I um which I mean these past what two three years has been a whirlwind

for me crazy well let's talk about crystal real quick and then we'll get into your whole TikTok thing. Back to Crystal. I tried to pull her off of it, Crystal. So you guys met. She started emailing you and writing you and all that stuff. She was like a cougar. Just ready to pounce. I love them cougars.

Those are my peeps. I love a good cougar. Yeah. So she pretty much just wanted you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she wanted it. It was like animal magnetism.

Yeah, bad. And so, you know, we emailed, wrote back and forth or whatever. And then when I came back from deployment, I took her out, right? And funny enough, the the first date i know this sounds crazy as hell but i'm i'm not i promise i told her on the first date i was like i'm gonna i'm gonna marry you justin we know you're crazy you chopped a motherfucker's finger off you know so so six months later we were married oh and you just had that that you just knew you went on the first date and you were just like,

I'm going to marry you and you're my bitch. Yeah. I love that. Did you hear? I love that. Now you guys have two kids? Two kids.

We've got a nine year old and a 13 year old. Yeah. We got to meet them at the Opry that one night. They're sweethearts. Your whole family is just so sweet. Brian is a lot like Crystal.

Crystal's very quiet, shy and reserved. Right? So my oldest so sweet. Brian is a lot like Crystal. Crystal's very quiet, shy, and reserved. So my oldest is just like her, looks just like me. The youngest acts just like me. I have to check him in public all the time. He's your karma. It's bad. It's okay.

No, he's a good kid. Don't get me wrong. He's very tenderhearted, very good kid. But yo, he has not learned there's a time to and a time not to. Like this is, you know, at the funeral is not a good time to be cracking wiener jokes. You know, that. My kind of guy. Yeah.

He can come hang out anytime. It's I'm telling you. No, you'd be ready to give him back. Blake's wild. Aw. Him and Blake and Blake and Gary are big buddies. Aw, Gary, Daddy Gary. I'm trying to get Daddy Gary on the podcast.

I think he's scared. Is he? He might be. Well, maybe after he sees this, he might change his mind. I hope so. I'll put in a good word. I'll be gentle with him. I've been trying to do more country music artists so that he'll trust me.

Trying to lure him in slowly. Yeah, it's... Get him into my lair. No, just leave a trail like a Hansel and Gretel trail like uh what is it uh is it skull what is it he dips it's uh I forget what it's like even a cheaper off-brand skull I'll get it yeah that's a TikTok just trying to lure in Daddy Gary that'd be hilarious so speaking of TikTok you have a massive following on TikTok. How many followers?

I don't know. How do you not know? I know what mine are. I think maybe 6.2, 6.3, 6, huh? 6.5? I don't know. That's a lot. I don't know.

It's a lot of people that are tuning into you, buddy. I think it's over 10 million total online. Yeah. Take me on this journey. I don't know. I think it's over 10 million total online. Yeah. Take me on this journey. I don't know. I don't have a damn clue what I'm doing. You're genuine and you're funny.

Yeah. I mean, it's what? And that's scary in itself in 2023, trying to be a comedian in 2023. Shit, I don't know what I can and can't say anymore. Yeah. I'm confused as hell. Yeah. Everybody gets offended.

I get in trouble for shit I say. I don't even care about those people anymore. Yeah. You can't say anymore yeah everybody's confused as hell yeah everybody gets offended i get in trouble for should i say i don't even care about those people anymore yeah you know people that are perpetually offended over everything yeah if if listen one of my really good friends i'm not gonna name drop him you you probably know him very well right but he gave i called him one time and i was like bro i was I was like, they're starting to get to me. Right. And ever since he told me this, they have never gotten to me again. And he said, he said, just remember this offense can only be taken. It cannot be given. If they are offended by something that you said and your intent was, you know, to make others laugh and happy, that's not your problem.

That's theirs. Yeah. Right. And ever since then, that's kind of what I've adopted. your problem that's theirs yeah right and ever since then that's kind of what i've adopted um and if i if i say something in my everything that i have ever said or done online right i have always done to try to make others laugh and happy people are struggling you do it with a pure heart you do it with good intention yeah and you and jelly know this because y'all see it all the time you know uh people people are struggling people have a rough time yeah you know people there's

enough sadness in the world like can we fucking all collectively have a smile yeah like is that so bad coming after people that are trying to make others happy literally you know there's plenty of shitty people you can go after go after them go waste your because i'm not going to give you the time of day yeah for sure like i i'll throw everybody a bone hair every now and then because it's always good engagement that's what i tell everybody i'm like if you're going to talk shit to me i'm going to use it to make money you know i don't anymore yeah and let me tell you why i don't because i think a lot of these people a lot of these people that that you know want to hate and like always throw shade your way i i think they they get comedy it's not that they don't get comedy they get it

i kind of beg to differ i feel like some of these people fucking have the personality of a dry sock oh i agree you know i agree but some of these some of these like professional trolls i think what their main goal is is what a title right professional troll they're there you hey wait as soon as i said that you had somebody in your mind i mean just everybody online right literally everybody yeah actually i'm going through it this week do you want to say it and then we can have john scrub it no it's fine tell me no i said i'm just going through i've been getting on the couch and tell tell me about it we can lay down on the couch i'm a doctor do you want to you want to play doctor yeah i love how he's like yeah yeah

so i i think i think what their main a lot of these people main goal is to try to that they don't have the talent or the charisma or the the know-how to build a platform right and the only way that they will get a platform like that is if they get your platform so once you say their name or read their comment or something you just gave that person that you cannot stand your platform for those 30 seconds otherwise they they would have had nothing you know what i'm saying so i don't even give them i don't even give them the the you know satisfaction of me saying their name or reading their comment yeah no that that actually like hits home because i've been going through it this week where i'm just getting attacked online for no fucking reason

they'll stop if you stop responding i know jay yelled at me last night he's like you gotta just stop and i i try to always respond tactfully and like gracefully, but it just gets to a point where it's like, how many times can I fucking defend myself? Go fucking tell it on the mountain. You know how many times I've called Kelsey? I'm like, girl, what are you doing right now? Right? I love, we talked about Kelsey earlier.

I love her to death. Perfectly Kelsey. She is a, she is a beautiful soul. She is a really good person and i don't care what you think about her it ain't gonna change my opinion of her i know her personally so don't even say you know she's she's a great person that a lot of these people that people you know constantly come after are are good people yeah right and they're just taken out of context yeah yeah 100 yeah it's got to be different though

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I'm over it. That's how I am. Appreciate it, right? Most women will hold on to that. And they're like, I'll be over it. If that person comes to me and they apologize, I'm over it. That's how I am. Appreciate it. Right. Most women will hold on to that. And they're like, well, you remember back in 1995 when you said this? Like, I don't remember that. You know what I'm saying?

So I think, I don't know. Yeah. Do you think it's different being a, being a. I feel like I, being a woman creator, I get attacked by men more. Really? So it's, I literally get attacked by men online all day, every day. Way more. I have so much.

My whole following is women. For what? Oh, men are just, she's a gold digger. It's just the same shit. She's a hoe. She was a whore. She's a gold digger. You're not a gold digger?

No. My husband was the fucking gold digger, okay? I love y'all's documentary on Hulu, by the way. If you haven't watched it, y'all got to watch it. That is a phenomenal. Yes. I'm so proud of him. I appreciate him so much.

I'm proud of both of y'all. Like one thing that I tell people, because everybody asks me, they're like, how is Jelly and Bunny? Right. And I always tell them the same thing. I'm like, they are the most genuine, like down to earth people that I have met that is in the position that they're in. Like, I really feel like like if I was up near Nashville and my car broke down, I could pick up my phone and call you or Jelly and y'all would either come pick me up on the side of the road or Jelly would show up with wrenches to help me fix it. You know, that's the type of people y'all are. Yeah. And I really appreciate y'all being like that. No, and we we feel like the

same way about you guys and your family you guys really just like salt of the earth humans um but let's take it back to when she's like stop talking about me we want to talk about you i always do that everybody always says that um let's take it back though when did you get on tiktok what year um well during the pandemic everybody got on in 2020 yeah like literally that's when we were like okay i think that was like where the personality stood out you either became a fucking troll or you became a fucking creator well see i didn't do anything with it for like months and months months same i was the same way i refused i was like i'm not getting on fucking tiktok i ain't doing that. It's a bunch of teenage girls.

I was like, I'm not dancing and fucking shaking my ass. I had never done any kind of content or anything, but I was scrolling one day and I seen a dude telling a joke

and he's a pretty decent sized creator, right? I won't mention his name. Me and him are mutuals now, but I was scrolling through and I seen somebody telling a joke and I was like, and it had like a bunch of views and like people were just praising him and I was like thought the

comedic timing wasn't even that good like right I can do this better yeah you know so I started doing videos I started doing joke videos for Crystal when I first started out it was um it was me standing with the you know forward-facing camera and Crystal behind me I'm like hey Crystal you want to hear a joke? And she'd always say, no, not really. And I'd be like, yeah, I don't care. And then I would tell the joke. Right.

So that's where that, yeah, I don't care comes from. Right. And then, you know, it's like, like we talked about earlier, you know, 2020, 2021. It's not a good time to be telling jokes because you yeah like don't have a damn clue what you can say anymore you know it may be fine today tomorrow it's you know not good literally it can be used against you have you ever been canceled oh yeah he said oh yeah oh you're part of the cancel club too everybody is i love that um what and like i think the think the biggest I ever got canceled was a video that me and Blake did. And it was a mom with her baby.

And she was, she was trying to elicit a response, right? Right. And she's like, this is my baby. And the baby couldn't even talk. She's like, this is my baby. And he's gay, right? So me and Blake stitched the video. And I said, this is my son and he's gay.

And he said, no, the hell I ain't. And I laughed and the video ended. Not homophobic in the in the least like I could care less what you do with your life yeah like you're not allowed to not be gay right right and people people got tore down over that video I mean it got the I made a lot of good friends out of that video but I was just like it still blows my mind of like how many people got offended over that video and and it's like it's like yo if if you look at the video it's not you know it was not said in a way that was like oh it's wrong if you are you know like judge not lest you be judged i don't care what you do you know like we've all got our own downfalls and everything. And I don't even consider that a downfall. Do you live your life like you want to live it?

Yeah. Right. But, you know, it's 2020. But does anybody ever really get canceled? No. Canceling's fake. It really is. People are mad at you.

They get mad at you and you get a ton of hate for like a week. A person can't get canceled. A brand can. And we're seeing that right now, you know, with with the whole bud light controversy or whatever yeah um but no a person getting canceled no yeah because either either you what are you gonna do you're gonna you gonna come take my phone away from me yeah you know right it's gonna put me in time out and it goes back to that whole thing like we were just talking about like look at the intent of the person telling the joke like was that person's intent to be hateful or was that person's intent to to make others laugh and make others happy yeah it's not hard to figure out yeah you know people look for just the bad and everything oh 100 there's literally

like just there's good and bad people, people who love us. And there's people who are just waiting for us to post to pick it apart. Was there ever a point where you looked at your online following and you're like, holy shit balls, this is getting to be a lot. Like just like how many the number, you know, like I have 3.7 on one and 1.8 on the other. And I'm just like, I can't believe this many people even care. You know, like it's just insane. So that first account that I had where I would tell crystal jokes, I had like 600,000 followers and, um, I, it got permanently banned one day. And it was just as I had found that little niche of like stitching videos and saying, yeah, I don't care, you know,

and then given a fun fact. Right. And, um um every one of those videos was going viral at that moment so that video my that that account got taken down i already had like i felt like a head start right you know i had 600 000 followers and that account got banned they took one of mine too tiktok back in the day used to fucking just ban you right nothing well and i I had a lot of community guidelines violations from some of the jokes, you know, stuff that I didn't know that I couldn't, you know, joke about or whatever. But I went through like the whole, you know, stages of grief in about two hours with that. Like, you know, the acceptance, denial, you know, anger and everything. And I had a backup

account uh well it was crystal's account um you know just crystal nunley and it had i think like 3 000 followers on it people that had just followed her for me and i i jumped on it and i was just doing a live you know hey guys submit tickets for me submit tickets for me and somebody came on there and they was like dog why are you even bothering we already got your account banned right and and it lit a fire under me yeah I ended the live got off the live started pumping out videos 30 days later I had 3 million followers wow that's crazy absolutely lit a fire like tell me I can't do something and I'm gonna prove you wrong every time absolutely every fucking time I think after that first 30 days like I was just like let's fucking go shit that's amazing and now look at you like do you ever okay so when you do retire from being in the Air Force

are you gonna do social media full-time um I think what my my goal is what kind of what never you know never tell god your plans right you know he'll laugh at you um but you know what what i think i would like to do is is stand up that'll be awesome i've so i've been i'm really good at public speaking like i can stand in front of you know 500 000 people and wouldn't even get nervous like it does not bother me at all um and i've preached a good bit like every time somebody dies back home they justin will you preach the funeral and you know because i kind of keep a lot hard at a little bitch you know but still you know under that person's memory and everything so anytime there's like a public speaking type thing like i always get thrown into it. Stop asking me to do those.

It sucks. Yeah, that's got to be just terrible. But so I've always been really good at public speaking. I think I'd be very good at stand up. So that's probably probably the route I'll go. That's amazing. Danae Hayes was just on the podcast and she's looking into going into stand up too. I'll have to introduce you guys.

Do you guys know each other? You guys would be hilarious together. I've seen some of her videos. She used to play softball for Alabama. Right, I do know that. And, you know, I'm a big Roll Tide. I love that. Jay just did a celebrity softball game and he called me and he's like,

baby, I need a girl who's good at softball. I said, well, I know one. She's a lesbian and she played pro softball. And he was like, call her. Danae went and fucking, they won like the champion. He played with her, I think Mandy, just a whole bunch of celebrities. It was really cool.

Yeah, I kept up with that softball thing. I used to play some softball back in the day. Did you? Oh, no, Danae did, yeah. Jelly didn't ask me to play. Aw. That's cool. Next year. Next year for sure i don't

know my back's broken down now oh i'm uh yeah you don't want to elaborate i'm getting old i'm getting old oh i didn't know if like you hurt yourself like or fell off a fucking aircraft or something no no i don't go around the aircraft i build bombs is that what you do yeah so it's it's a little career field called munitions, ammo. We short, you know, ammo for short. Listen, why do you hide all this? This is so cool. I don't know.

It's hot. A lot of people are going to think this is attractive. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Is it hot? Yeah. You build bombs? Like, that's crazy, right?

Well, I mean, no. Like, let's not get it twisted. Like, I'm not smart smart i'm not in there you know mixing the chemicals and shit we're just like they're like they're like you know already like a big a big bomb and we're just like putting lego pieces on it to make it blow up but still that's amazing that you are you know you fight for our country and you build the fucking ammo that our country fights with like that's really really dope. Warheads on foreheads. There we go.

My, my favorite, my favorite military saying in our career field is for our penetrator bombs. It's penetration before detonation. I love that. Yeah. That applies with sex too. I was going to say,

I was going to say that to my husband next time. Yeah. Yeah. Next, next time Jay gets into bed and wants some fucking penetration before detonation he's gonna be like what the fuck is wrong with you so i'm always saying like weird ass shit to him so what can we look forward to in the next year for you hell if i know you just love that just fucking let's don't have a clue what i'm doing that's amazing i think that's the

way to live because i swear the more you try to control the narrative, it just, the universe is always like, nope, not happening. No, no, just like balancing all that with my ADHD. Yeah. You know? Why don't you tell them about how you almost missed the podcast today? So that was your fault. I'm going to say it was your fault.

Yeah. Even though it was totally my fault. So when we initially, it was last week, wasn't it? In just one week time in my head, this got so you know jumbled up but so we you had originally said the 20th right which was yesterday right and you said no no no i've got a photo shoot let's do it on the 21st i said okay and then you booked the you booked the airbnb for the 21st and the 22nd right and and i don't know why in my head I was like oh she wants me there a day early and we're doing the podcast I never look back to see the date yeah I was like she's want me there a day early to make sure I'm there right

and then you know I'm uh go do the podcast and then we've got the room that next night you know yeah and then we roll out the next day and yeah yeah, I was wrong. No, you're good. Bunny hits me up at like 11 o'clock and she's like, she's like, hey, just make sure you made it in town. I'm like, it's kind of kind of an odd question to ask a day early. But no, I'm not here yet. I'm in Montgomery. Or was I in Birmingham? I'm not sure.

You said I'm a few hours away. And I was like, it was already 1130. And I was like, we got to start a podcast at two. I was like, few hours. So I was still confused. I was like, I was like, yeah, I'm in Birmingham. I thought I was like, we got to start a podcast at two. I was like, phew, hours. So I was still confused. I was like, yeah, I'm in Birmingham. I thought I was in Birmingham. And I said, you know, I'll be in probably about two o'clock.

And she said, it kind of, her, you know, where it shows that she's texting, it's just dot, dot, dot. And I was like, did I fuck this up? So I text her back. I'm like, the podcast is tomorrow, right? And then all I get is, no, it's today. Oh, I got this. No, I wasn't mad at all.

I actually needed the extra hour of sleep. So that's why I was like, if you want to do tomorrow, that's fine too. Tomorrow we have like, I think Jason Alexander, Britney Spears' ex-husband coming on. So we're going to just fit you in right away. But I'm happy that you made it here today. You've got to ask him about all these conspiracy theories surrounding her i am are you gonna be able to oh yeah for sure he's ready to talk he said he's been talking to her

oh really so we'll see i mean he does interviews with the huge fucking like news outlets have you seen the guy and i don't even know if he still has an account anymore, where he was basically trying to say that her and Justin Timberlake died in a car wreck? Yeah, I'm going to ask him all this. Literally, I'm going to just go down all the conspiracy theory questions and just be like... It's wild. Yeah. It's so hard to know if anybody's telling the truth these days. You don't have a clue.

At all. I don't trust anything. I do not trust anything unless i see it with my own two eyes in person yeah because stuff can be chopped up and cut up people lie on me all the time so it's like i can only imagine being in britney spears's fucking you know people are probably just from her past or just trying to always get you know some sort of tea on her just to spill it so it's wild yeah i can only imagine yeah for what gang yeah we'll see we'll see though i'd love to have him on the podcast so we'll see how that goes

that's fine justin i'm so happy you made it today thanks for having me dude come back anytime i told you we could make it a full hour without talking about sex i mean i i almost had a couple slip ups we had a we had a slip up or two but it's fine we're gonna go play doctor though right yes okay yes i'm a professional bomb builder amateur gynecologist so you're good with your hands yes very good with your do you think gynecologists get tunnel vision probably listen i was hold on i was a gynecologist for a day huh hold up we're not ending the podcast yet so tell us about this i was a gynecologist for a day and can i tell you that i never knew i have a vagina okay i didn't know that when it's spread open and there's documentation of me doing this putting the thing in so spreading the whole open

and having to put a fucking q-tip up there, it looked like whenever you take a turkey and you go to stuff it for Thanksgiving. And then my intrusive thoughts won. And I was like, oh, it's kind of like a turkey, you know? Because it's just... You don't... I just... It's exactly what it looked like. And I was like, there is no way in hell that mine looks like this.

And I mean, I guess they all do when they're just spread out. It looks like a catfish. Oh, they all do when they're just spread it looks like a catfish oh god like when you you catch catfish and you're holding them with your finger i've never caught a damn catfish catch catfish and look down at its mouth oh my just ridge oh god yeah no it was definitely uh an experience what puts you into this position of being a gynecologist for a day? Would you like the sex worker micro? Dirty jobs.

It's called Working Girl. Oh really? Nailed it. I go and I do different jobs. The first one was we went down on a farm and I had to be a farm girl for a day. That was fucking hilarious because I'm a city girl and then the second one we haven't filmed anymore after this because we've just been so busy but the second one was I was a gynecologist for the

day because my one of my doctors was like yeah come use my practice and I have patients who want to meet you and they're going to let you you know examine how long ago is this being um about a year oh really where can I find this footage we'll send it to you okay we'll send you the episode it's fucking hilarious there's something else you got to send me i've already hit jelly up we'll talk about it after this yeah yeah actually i'm gonna have you call him and ask him yourself bet yeah because i think it'll be more special oh no no no different from that oh okay gotcha yeah we'll talk no you remember was you at that was you at the opry with us when he performed with gary uh he's performed with gary

a couple times i kind of i went to the first one no you weren't there okay you weren't there that night yeah no not that not that y'all had all the like i think i think jelly bought out like uh what was it the cracker barrel that night probably he's ridiculous i love that dude so funny but no it was it was the night that he came in to perform uh with gary one of gary's songs yeah yeah he loves gary like he loves loves loves gary like that's his boy jay jay loves everybody like my husband is just a big old fucking teddy bear well i grew up on on haystack and jelly. So, wow. I never knew that. It takes it way. Well, grew up listening. So this jelly is the one you grew up on. Yeah. Love that. Shout out native in Nashville for making me the shirt, by the way, our girl Amber, um, tell people where

they can find you if they don't know who you are already. What, what's your, your social medias and videos.com. Yeah. Is that even still a thing? I used to upload my part on there Oh it's still there It's still there I just used it the other day While you were driving From Birmingham You can find

You can find Yeah it's What are those little boxes That you can plug into your car They be They be advertising it That you can watch Netflix On your

You know Screen on your TV People ain't watching Netflix On these screens No While they're driving They watching buttholes I love buttholes. You know they are. I'm a good, I love

a good butthole. Do you know everybody has their own unique butthole print? Yeah, it's like a fingerprint. Yeah, it's weird, ain't it? Yeah. Do you know that you can have chocolates made into your butthole print? Yes, everybody sends me that fucking ad because they want me to do it. We should do it. That should be an episode of me

making chocolate buttholes. Who's going to make the mole? You. On my butthole. You waxed my vagina before. She's waxed my fucking one pussy lip. She got one pussy lip. After that, I was like, I'm not coming.

His manager's like, okay. Who did the other one? Huh? Or did you just go in there looking like Cruella de Vil? I went and got it professionally doing the women that wax their beavers at home on their own are fucking crazy savages like there's no way it fucking hurts so bad i was just like bro i was crying well you're having damn hair ripped off on a lip that's like having hair ripped off your ball yeah no thank you i'm good sensitive thin skin no thank you all right so back to dropping your socials what are they your manager's over

here giving me the eye like shut up bitch uh it's uh just in danger none late just look up just i'm verified on every platform look at you old blue check. I just got YouTube this week. You can get verified on YouTube? Yeah. You ain't yet. It was the easiest one. Like after you hit 100,000 subs, you just. I have almost 400,000. Have you done the email yet?

No, that's what I have a manager and fucking WME for. Super easy. Easy, easy. Dude, I had to fight TikTok to get my verification. Like had to fight them. They were not trying to give it to me i've got i kind of got lucky with tiktok because how i got my verification on there was through like a uh a company that was like how are you not verified on here yet they're like i know a dude at tiktok and and so he said submit submit your thing to me and and then once he got it he, Oh, this is why they're not verifying you. Like this link is not good. This link's not good. Use this link here.

And then I submitted it and you know, I don't ever get that lucky. I have to fight for shit. So yeah, that's amazing that that happened for you. Yeah. Love that. Justin, are you going to come back and visit me? Please. All right. Please come back anytime. Yeah. Well, I usually like to do like have my guests come back like once a year, just check in. Let's do it. Talk about it. It's just like a, like a, do you go to the oncologist once a year? Absolutely. Is that what women do? You have to. I don't know. Come and get your yearly checkup here. What about a proctologist? Do you guys? I've never done that yet. Oh, not yet. Oh, it's coming. You'll have to go. I'm going to try to find like a little short Asian doctor to do my my do my first prostate exam just tiny little fingers just give me the tip

just can you imagine like that's what you want to do with your life no there's a dude it melts right that when you go into the military there is a dude i've thought about him a lot right because like he makes you he makes you drop your pants and your underwear and then you have to bend over and spread your cheeks apart. There's no telling how many assholes this guy has looked at. And smelled. Well, I went through the military processing here in Nashville. Like, anybody that joined the military.

Why are they checking your assholes? Just for drugs? I think for like, no, hell, fuck if I know. They're just having you guys drop them and spread them? No, maybe for like... Is it part of like humility or like they're just trying to... Well, I mean this... Mold in your butthole?

No, mold. I've got a health reason. I don't know what that is. Is it an awkward pregnant? You know what I thought it was for when I went through? Because this was before they repealed the Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Right. I think that they was... Trying to see. That's what I thought when I went through because this was before they repealed the don't ask don't tell. I think that they was

trying to see. That's what I thought when I went through. I was like they trying to see if I'm gay or not. Can you tell from a butthole if somebody's gay? Hell if I know. I ain't never looked at one. Justin we're about to get cancelled. We're on our way to getting cancelled for right now. You know what I bet we could go to Xvideos and see

though. Yeah I'm going to Google this as soon as I get out of here. Is it for hemorrhoids? I'm looking it up right now. Yeah, look it up because I need to know now. We need an answer. And we're not mocking any sort of thing. We just want to know, like, why is the military checking buttholes? Even Reddit doesn't know.

Contraband? Why do you think, Brent? I thought it was hemorrhoids. Can do hemorrhoids? Someone said hemorrhoids. Do hemorrhohoids but do hemorrhoids hinder you from doing your job because I've had a roid before and I can do my job great that would be like a no they're checking for hernias ain't they hernias is in your stomach hernias can you blow a hernia out your butt no it's in your stomach you sure the only thing that's coming out of your ass is

a hemorrhoid women get them after they have birth what were they looking for then you think that dude you think that dude even worked for the damn government listen if you know if you guys know what they're checking for please let us know in the comments because we really want to know mimi's over here searching we want to know i thought about him not too long ago because that was 18 years ago that dude was was like, he was old then. He's got to be dead by now. And that was his life. He spent his golden years looking at buttholes.

I mean, maybe it was. I'm just wondering what medical reason is coming out of your asshole. Besides a hemorrhoid. Or a fissure. You can get a Fisher. What's that? It's like a, just a big old gaping sore.

Huh? Nevermind. Anyways, Justin, Google that. Yeah. Google that. That's your next tech talk.

Hey, listen, did you know? Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye.