Dumb Blonde - Kelly Kay: Super Bowl Streaker, MGK & Enemas, Weird OF content

Episode Date: April 20, 2022

Let's get ready to ride this week with your favorite country girl, Kelly Kay. She and Bunnie bond over rappers, OnlyFans, getting shadowbanned and overcoming family trauma. Kelly talks about what really went down with MGK, Tyga, and the SuperBowl streaking event that made her even more famous.  Bunnie: Website  Kelly Kay: Website Kelly Kay Only Fans  Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is this thing on? Alright gentlemen, coming to main stage next, this is Bunny. Get up there, she's got a tornado of titties coming your way. Get those dollar bills ready. She's got an ass that shakes like Michael J. Fox. So get up there and throw, throw, throw them dollars. Dude, that is fucking iconic. What's up you sexy motherfuckers?

Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. Today we have the sexiest super bowl streaker to ever live sitting on the couch miss kelly k how are you doing baby i'm so good kind of hung over but really good dude what did you do last night i went to broadway for the first time oh for the first time you're a tennessee girl though i'm a tennessee girl i've just never been to broadway oh my goodness well yeah we went to like Kid Rock's bar that was the funnest yeah um I'm really good friends with his girl Audrey I love him do you I'll tell Audrey she'll love you they'll love you tell them to hit me up yeah for sure um yeah we just like walked around

and went to a bunch of bars and took like two shots at each bar so oh fun it was fun was there hella people down there not really you're lucky because every time i've ever gone to broadway it is like fucking wall-to-wall packed you can't get in anywhere like it's like a mini version of vegas but country yeah have you ever been to vegas that's where i'm from that's what i said whenever um we were driving by there this morning i was like this looks like vegas in the daytime yeah like it literally looked like a little vegas totally it's like a little fucking tourist trap down there yeah um so for people who might not know who you are you're beautiful you're a little Instagram thought like me I love it we're both Instagram thoughties but

what kind of catapulted you into the spotlight I guess if I could say kind of like made people notice Kelly Kay I think um the sneaker game uh really like started off my career as an instagram like model or whatever i did like very like viral photos and like supreme and like hypebeast sneakers newest sneakers stuff like that so a few of them went viral so i was like gaining traction from that um i love sneakers i just got into the sneaker thing like six months ago my husband is like so into sneakers and for the longest time I was like, why would you pay so much for fucking sneakers? And now I'm like shopping on StockX all the time.

I'm like, I want these. I want these. Yeah, they're just so cool. I love sneakers. Yeah. And then I don't know how it happened, but I met Vitaly. I don't know if you know Vitaly.

I don't. He was like a big YouTuber. He was really crazy. He did pranks and stuff. Oh, I bet if I saw him, I would. Yeah. Yeah. And he was like, you should run on the field at the Super Bowl. And I was like, all right, I will. And he was like, no, you won't. And I was like, no, actually, well, I'm crazy. So what game was it that you guys were at? It was last Super Bowl. I think it was the

Chiefs and the 49ers. Maybe I can't even remember. I was there for like five minutes. The game was like going for like five minutes and I jumped on the field so and so you literally just went there to run on the field yeah so walk me through this how are you feeling were you nervous as fuck so nervous and i was sober i fucked up i chugged a beer right before but i should have chugged like 10 yeah um but i like blacked out when i did it from i think all the adrenaline yeah next thing i know i'm like tackled and i still was kind of blacked out. And then I was, like, being escorted out. Did they tackle you, like, rough?

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that you can tell your fucking grandkids one day. Yeah. You know, my grandma did. I showed my ass on the field. I bet the players loved it. I don't know. I didn't get any DMs after I was. That was my next question. They were probably scared. They were probably like, fuck, the commission will come after us.

Yeah. Or something. Yeah. I didn't get banned, though. So. Yay. Well, that's awesome. What did happen?

Did you end up going to jail? Yeah. Yeah. They detained me for like nine hours in the bottom of the hard rock stadium before transferring me to jail for like a day oh my god it was awful for nine hours yeah in a cell and like more girls just kept coming and coming as the game went on they're just why were they arresting them um trespassing like being drunk stuff like that stealing and it was just all women or was there men too?

Yeah, there was a cell next to us that was men, but our cell was just women. But it was awful, dude. I was like in that bikini. The dress was like kind of like ripped up at that point just from all the like tackling and everything. So I'm like sitting on this cold hard floor for like nine hours. They wouldn't give me socks or anything.

I was pissed. What the fuck? That's insane. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's take it back to you're a Tennessee girl. Where are you from in Tennessee? I'm from Knoxville. Yay.

So that's about two hours away from Nashville, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm from like a really small town outside of Knoxville. But I just say Knoxville so people know. What was baby Kelly Kay like? A hellion. Just natural born rebel.

Yeah. That's how I feel. I'm Aquarius.arius so literally i came out the womb fucking just ready to raise hell a rebel without a cause yeah i was gonna ask you what you are i'm a gemini oh you're actually my soulmate sign oh yeah aquarius and gemini all my best friend growing up was a gemini she passed away uh rest in peace, Grace. Love her. But yeah, I always had a thing for Gemini women. I don't like Gemini men, though. Gemini men are fucking weirdos. Yeah, they're crazy. Yeah. Me and Kanye have the same birthday. If that says anything about me, I'm very manic.

You're my kind of crazy. I like it. Yeah. So growing up in Knoxville, like what was your family life like? Childhood? How much childhood trauma do you have is really what I'm trying to ask. Girl. So much childhood trauma. We'll just skim over it. But my mom had me when she was 20, and she was a single mom. My dad was a crackhead, literally. And he wouldn't stop smoking crack, so my mom left him.

Was your mom an addict too? No. Oh, okay. No. But she partied a lot, and she worked a lot, so my grandma kind of raised me. no oh okay no she but she partied a lot and she worked a lot so my grandma kind of raised me um and then when I was 10 my mom found my stepdad and they got married and had two kids right so I went from like having my mom all to myself to like having to share with three other people um and I hated my stepdad at the time so I was like very rebellious and I started

doing drugs and running away and just all of these things because I felt like I was the black sheep I was the only one without their last name like I was just you know 10 years older than my brother and sister so I was just like the black sheep of the family so it definitely I still am and I revel in it because I'm the most successful yeah absolutely I think that's how it goes you know you have to be different to be successful yeah like you have to be yeah absolutely yeah and also being a black sheep you learn to never ask for shit right and fucking get it on your own right you know so I think that makes us powerful in our own right oh yeah I started working at 14 at food city

um at fat burger look at us now look at us now right yeah um that it definitely made me very independent and like showed me like kind of just like how to maneuver life and on my own you know because when I was getting in trouble and stuff my parents didn't like support me like you know they weren't having it um and my mom kicked me out when I was 18 um put like literally all my clothes in trash bags and put them on the front porch and was like get the fuck out wow thanks mom and i it was really fucked up because i was in an abusive relationship and he lived with us at my parents house and he actually threw me through the wall wow and that's what got us kicked out we both got kicked out and i was like wait he just threw me through the wall you're like kick him out don't

kick us out together but um after that it was like kind of tragic like i like got into drugs really bad i was doing prescription pills i mean so i did i had it spent with xanax and lauritabs it was i loved a good lauraderve i've never heard of that lauritab hydrocardone oh hydros yeah yeah yeah i was doing like roxy's oxy's opanas oh yeah really anything i could like get my my hands on um and then i was homeless at like 18 to 19 i was like sleeping at anybody's house I could of sleeping at the trap houses at the drug houses um and then a couple of my really good friends passed away and I actually like got out of it in time like thankfully nothing bad happened to me but I did I lost like people really close to me and I was like this just isn't right you know like this is

just not this isn't it so I stopped um and then I started experimenting with psychedelics after that yeah um which you know they're drugs but I ship psychedelics we we are on a shroom journey right now we do shrooms for to help with our depression and anxiety and stuff absolutely yeah microdosing is amazing um you know they're like making it legal in Colorado or they yeah they decriminalized it yep it's decriminalized pretty much on the west coast except for like nevada and cali i think but yeah he's gonna be like the last the bible motherfucker the bible bell they're the most judgmental people here because i'm from the west coast so you know it's

so liberal out there and then i've been here the past six years because of my husband and i'm just like holy fucking culture shock you know like it's crazy yeah I love Tennessee because of the nature yeah people are like they're nice but yeah they're like hella judgy like yeah people yeah we're different yeah no I love you because you're not the norm of like Tennessee girls for some reason Tennessee girls out here I've had a hard time like making friends because they're so judgmental like they don't understand this lifestyle yeah you know they think that you should get married and let your husband take care of you and where I'm like no I need my own bag I got to do my own shit and I don't care if I got to show my butthole to do it you know quite quite literally literally

yes exactly so you got into psychedelics and then after that yeah i i did like acid like i swear like every weekend for like a year i was like you know into the music festivals and stuff i was probably helped you get sober off pills it did it did um and not saying maybe that was good but my journey was amazing and right you know um there's maybe a little excessive maybe a little maybe a lot of ecstasy but i fucking love ecstasy too. I think that's the only drug I'd probably do now. Yeah. I kind of did some the other weekend. Anyways. Um, yeah. And then I don't know. It was just like, all right, I'm done with this. Like after a year, I felt like nothing bad happened. I just, I felt like I downloaded everything that

I needed to. Um, and I went completely sober and I went to school for skincare. For two years, I like worked and just got my shit together and saved up a bunch of money. And then I moved to Cali and I started managing too many spas there. I started doing bottle service and then not bad for somebody who got kicked out at 18. What was it like moving to L.A.? Was it like the Miley Cyrus song where she's like, what is it born moving to la was it like uh the miley cyrus song where she's like what is it born what is it the miley cyrus song where she talks about stepping off the plane and she's like in tennis shoes and everybody's in heels and it's like glamorous you know i think being a gemini helps a lot i feel like i'm a chameleon i can adapt very well in situations

trauma too helps you with that you learn how to read a room very quickly whenever you um have to trauma too helps you with that you learn how to read a room very quickly whenever you um have to be on eggshells as a child yeah yeah i was honestly so excited i packed up my car and i drove 20 hours straight to get to california and i just woke up one day and you were just like fuck this no we had it planned it was like me and my ex um the guy was dating we dated for like six years we moved the one who threw you through a wall different okay yeah no fuck that guy he's in jail oh good yeah fuck that guy um but yeah i was just so excited to go i drove literally 20 hours and i had to stop in albuquerque so i didn't die but um yeah you know sleep and then i just like kept driving and um going there i felt like i did really well i think being southern helped because i stood out because i was different. I was actually really nice.

I think that's how I got the jobs that I got because getting into the bottle service industry there, you have to like know somebody. Yeah. That's how it is in Vegas too. Yeah. Yeah. And I didn't know anybody. And I just went and I like had my little Tennessee accent and I got the job. Well, you're beautiful and you have a good energy to you.

Thank you. So any club owner that sees you is gonna be like this is a fucking gold mine yeah idiot to let her walk away yeah yeah um and so i was there for seven years and um i did i do feel like i kind of like lost myself and then found myself again but i also think that's like anybody in their 20s or anybody moving to a new city um i actually had like the best experiences of my life there. Yeah. But I feel like it's not really experiences I can share with people.

Right. Because, you know, those people really aren't in my life anymore. All these like glamorous trips and all these things that I got to do, I don't regret them. And I'm so thankful that I got to do them. But I want to make memories now with people that are going to be in my life forever. Yeah. You know, that's where I'm at.

That makes sense. Yeah. Being in that industry out there too you know like i'll go back to the west coast all the time because that's my home that's where not my home but that's where um i grew up that's those are my roots you know but i i go out there and i'm out there for like a week and then i'm just like fuck why am i here you know because it's like you miss it and then you go back to it and you're just like, fuck, it's just such a different life. We're here. It's like a little bit more peaceful, slow paced. Everything out there is about image. It's about money. It's about what you can get from who and what, which is fine because that's where we've gotten in life, you know, because we have that mentality of like, you know, a hustler mentality. But at the same time, like now that

I'm older, it's like I just search for that peace. So I just come back to Tennessee and you moved back to Tennessee, didn't you? Yeah, I've been here for like six months. And yeah, it's exactly what you said. You know, you go there and like I love going to L.A. All my friends are there. And, you know, there's a lot of opportunity and work and stuff. But that's really all there is. There is like opportunity and work. like the first thing people say to you whenever you get when when you meet somebody in LA they say what do you do yeah and if what you do doesn't benefit them then they just turn their back on you yeah and they don't care nobody out there has a soul no yeah it's very yeah it's very like surface level and empty

and so I think that in my spaces in between working i want to be fulfilled and not feel empty absolutely and the last year that i was in la i mean it was covid and stuff but i like i didn't do anything like i just traveled a lot but i would go to the gym every day and i would go home yeah that's it you just kind of keep to yourself yeah and i was like why am i paying so much to live here when i can literally like go to tennessee be around my family who i hadn't been around in seven years and like just kind of like start over and have this peace and be a normal person. Like I love being in Knoxville where I am. Like it doesn't matter what I look like when I go to the grocery store or the gas station. I told Mimi that whenever I'm on the West Coast to go to the

grocery store, you have to like be somewhat presentable here. I look like a fucking vagabond. Yeah. Like legit. I only get dressed to do my podcast that's it other than that I look like fucking sloth from the goonies when I wake up you know like it's just so about image out there yeah um how did you get into the sex industry like you know the only fans is the sex industry were you did you ever have like sugar daddies before or did you ever like were you in the game at one point because I was I was a Vegas call girl. Everybody knows that. My whole podcast is about this. But I, you know, I was a stripper for 11 years. And then.

We love that. Yeah. Turned a few tricks in my life. But, you know, it's I feel like that's what Vegas and L.A. kind of like that's what happens, you know, out there. You grow up idolizing fucking strippers, especially in Vegas, because it's so glamorous. And because that's the happens, you know, out there. You grow up idolizing fucking strippers, especially in Vegas, because it's so glamorous and because that's the lifestyle out there. So did that suck you in whenever you were out in L.A. or were you already somewhat in the industry doing online stuff like Webcam or anything like that? Yeah, I didn't do anything, honestly.

I never had a sugar daddy. I did have like a list celebrity pay me like 50 grand in a full year yeah i've had a few of those so like keep quiet but i honestly developed a friendship with him and then i tore my acl and had to have two knee surgeries so he like helped me you know he was like i appreciate you being like you know as cool as you are blah blah but he wasn't a sugar daddy um i think the i did a couple poker games but that was still just like weird i've seen those yeah like yeah weird the guys are weird yeah um they do that in vegas every fucking put i've had i had um a couple poker players that were my sugar daddies they're the weirdest breed of human dude like they're so off up here like but i guess you have

to be off up here to be able to fucking deal with cards you know like it's just a poker face it's like a rain man type situation you know and they're just like they're some of the rudest people i've ever met oh my god and cheapest yeah i went the last one i went to they were like smoking roxies in the bathroom oh yeah i was they brought out like a brick of cocaine put it on the table and then like we're all like snorting cocaine and then guns got brought out one good dude just got out of prison i was like i'm out i'm never coming back like i'm never i'm not gonna die over a poker game no it's not worth it yeah um i really think it was vitality honestly vitality had vitality uncensored this was before only fans popped off gotcha and um i made friends with him and like went on a couple trips with him and did these like uncensored vlogs for him um and then only fans you know i started hearing about it it started getting bigger and i

met uh one of the top creators like at that time and she told me how much she made and i was like can you say her name or no yeah it was the naked philanthropist okay yeah yeah she's beautiful yeah she's so pretty like a little fairy yeah just gorgeous yeah we actually got introduced through like a mutual friend and um i was just curious and she was very honest with me and don't you love that though because a lot of girls in this fucking industry are not honest about anything like especially they don't want to share their tips they don't want to fucking help other girls like it's really it's a fucked up game you might have found a crew of good girls

that actually want to help you but in this and i i'm like the mother hen everybody comes to me for advice because all the the girls that ask for help nobody wants to help them yeah i don't like that yeah me either i'm a team player yeah same there's enough money and enough subscribers yeah enough followers yeah that's how i feel i think that's probably why we're also very successful is because you have to have that mentality yeah totally you know like sharing is caring yeah for sure but yeah it wasn't even a question after that i was like what the fuck like i broke my whole life i've worked like my ass off the last like four years the first four years in la like i'm working many many spa during the day bottle service at night yeah to barely get by

I was like fuck this let me let yeah let me start doing this shit and I started out on patreon I think actually we have a patreon that's where my podcast um actually you can see it oh cool cool yeah but I was so weird I didn't know what to do I started like rubbing food on myself is like how I got started I think we're all weird whenever we first start making content because we don't know what is good and what's not. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like rubbing popsicles on myself. I would pay to see that. There's a fetish for that. We had to do a video one time where I sat my ass, my big fucking oiled up ass on in a cake. Oh, we love. And it was frozen by accident. So trying to smash the cake and it's fucking frozen

and just my big ass is sliding everywhere. It's like the people that like the bread on the face. Yeah, or it's called splashing, right? So you just sit in things and people, you might want to do it, man. I'm telling you, people are really into it. I kind of like graduated from the rubbing the food on myself. Me too. I shove everything in me now and fucking fuck on camera with my husband.

So yeah, I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember I was doing that before I met Kaylee. But when Kayleen told me that and everything she did, that's when I moved to OnlyFans. And I started out slow and like, you know, did nudes and then started like masturbations and then like sucking on dildos. And then she was like, Kelly, like, if you just go all the way, you're going to you're gonna make so much money yeah and i was like i bet you were making fucking great money even yeah because when we first started out i didn't know what to post on only fans either and i made like 100 grand my first couple months just fucking uh my first month we made like what 100 second month was like 80 grand oh wow and i wasn't i was posting fucking nothing yeah you know so i think people just you when you're just putting yourself out there, even

if you're just showing a nipple, men are subscribing to the situation with you. Yeah. Like they they're your fan. They just want to touch you wherever, you know, or, you know, talk to you wherever. Yeah. Yeah. But then I just started going all the way and haven't looked back. And I did do honestly like I didn't really know how to handle it,

especially because I'm single, and I want a husband or a boyfriend. And I felt like, over the last year, like, guys just don't take me seriously because I did OnlyFans. So I was, like, kind of insecure about it. Like, I, of course, like, promoted it or, like, talked about it or whatever.

But, like, yeah, that place in my heart where I wanted somebody, I was like, damn, did i did i fuck up like am i making the right decision it might be the dudes that you're going after because i had i before jelly i got into i was in a really um bad domestic relationship and the guy used to fucking give me the hardest time about being in the sex industry and then i met jay and jay was just like you know what baby you can do this now but you're not going to do it forever and he has loved me even when I was a working girl and fucking graduated to the only fan shit and he supports it he fucking thinks he's a cock star now because he fucking gets to be on it you're gonna find that guy who is just meant for you

yeah and is gonna embrace you no matter what yeah you know so don't give up and don't ever feel bad for what you've had to do to survive yeah i love that i love that i recently just became that woman who was very proud of it and i i'm a big believer in energy and i think my insecure energy that i was putting off about only fans was probably attracting the wrong kind of guys but i feel like now that i embrace it and i'm very proud of it and i i walk the walk and talk the talk with it and if a guy even like doesn't like it one second one red flag okay you're out yeah you know i i do think there will be somebody i just don't know where they are oh they're gonna come whenever you come in the right time they'll come whenever you least expect

it and just manifest every day just put it out into the universe what you want and the world the earth gives it back to you, man. Yeah. That's what I always say to my whole team is like, just put it in the air and we'll fucking, it'll come back to us. Absolutely. Speaking of dating, you've dated some interesting characters. Can we get into that a little bit?

Yes, ma'am. So did you, you're so cute. So you never dated Tyga, right? No. Or you guys were just friends? We were just friends, yeah. And how is that he seems like he would be just a ball of fun is he fun or is he serious he's fun he's quiet he's a

scorpio and i'm a gemini and so i'm like all the time he's just very quiet and very reserved but really respectful and so nice um he does like to have fun like we like went on yachts and atvs and stuff um but one day he told me he was like why are you so weird i was like that's probably what he likes about you though probably like why you guys have such a good friendship because you might bring him out of his shell a little bit yeah which is so weird because of what how he raps and the stuff that he raps about you would think that he would fucking be a little more like outgoing yeah he's yeah he's super nice though like yeah not the typical rapper i've met other rappers that i was like whoa you know but just obnoxious yeah obnoxious or rude like i met who's the rudest so far i met young thug oh gosh little

baby we're standing outside of a club and and I was so drunk, white girl. And I'm like, oh, my God. I love Lil Baby. And Young Thug looks at me, and he was like, how old are you? And I was like 26 at the time. And he was like, you want to go to the studio? And I was like, yeah. And he was like, get on the bus.

Ew. Yeah. And so we went to the studio. She's like, and so I went. And so I went. I love Lil Baby. Aw. And so was he rude whenever you guys were there?

Yeah, they're just like not nice. Aw. Yeah, but I mean, I feel like that's like typical rappers. Yeah. Well, bringing it back to Tyga. So you guys did, you were on his OnlyFans, right? Yeah. How did that work?

I met him out of Vixen Shoot. I didn't even know what Vixen was. My friend was like being the photographer for it, and invited me um and so i met taiga there he asked if i wanted to come to palm springs and do all this stuff and i was like yeah absolutely um and he was just starting his only fan so he had posted like a couple pictures like topless and stuff on there i've never been on his only fans i have yet to lurk it it's it got wild yeah i think i was the first girl he fucked on there oh wow okay yeah how's his wiener is it big yeah it's really it was like hurt big it's always the fucking skinny dudes yeah the really skinny dudes

always have the big wings yeah yeah she said mgk we'll get to him in a minute yeah yeah so we've we filmed for that, you know. We filmed for OnlyFans and he tagged me and he put me on his Instagram. Like he helped my old Instagram grow. Like I probably gained like 200,000 followers from him posting me on there. Do you think you could reach out to him now and just be like, hey man, I got deleted. Will you shout me out?

He wouldn't because of his girlfriend. Oh, I didn't even know he was in a relationship with anybody. Yeah, she's really crazy. She said he punched her. She like had somebody oh that one okay okay it was not him he would never do that it was not him i vouch for him i know it wasn't him yeah i think she fucking had her mom punch her in the face or something but yeah she probably did it herself probably when bitches are crazy they'll take a shoe they'll take a hammer fucking do anything they can to put bruise i've seen a couple of my girlfriends get crazy um okay yeah so I didn't know he was even dating anybody yeah so you did so you did uh his first scene was that your first scene too like with boy girl

I don't think so no okay I don't know though because it was no no it wasn't I hadn't done a lot of boy girl though yeah um but that just like exponentially blew up my only fans and my instagram and stuff so it was super super helpful and then I kind of like sourced girls for him yeah I brought my girls around so they could collab and stuff and we all just had like a really good time awesome I love that and so you guys are still friends yes whatever that's awesome I hope he doesn't mind me airing him on here I don't think you're saying anything bad no I'm talking like the utmost respect yeah totally so you did just mention MGK how did you meet him and when did you meet him I met him at the club when I like I think I had been in LA for like a year and um I was this little skinny girl from Tennessee. No lip filler, no extensions.

Just beautiful though. I guess. I like the way I look now. I like the way you look now too. Thank you. But I'm sure you were beautiful all natural. Yeah, I look back at when I first met him. I'm like, he really fucking liked me.

That's so sweet. But I met him at the club and I actually left the club with him. I got off of work and we went to a party the club that you were doing like bottle service okay and um we went out and i had loved him growing up like that was like my dream guy so i was like wigging out whenever he was at the club and then i don't even know how i started talking to him but i think i approached him or he approached me or something um we left and i went back to his house and i didn't fuck him the first night and he was like didn't know what to do because he's like mgk and he gets pussy whenever he wants oh i'm sure um and i was like still with

my ex at the time we were like going through a breakup but we still lived together so i went home to him um and then i hung out with him the next night and it was just over from there we hung out all the time for like four years. We were like on and off. Would you say that you guys were in a relationship? I mean, four years is a long fucking time to just be hanging out. Yeah. I mean, I think we were like dating in the beginning in my eyes.

Like I would go to his meetings with him and on set of roadies when he was working on that show. Like I spent a lot of time with him. He was getting this like crazy acupuncture, like being healed. And he wanted me around for that. So I think a lot of time with him he was getting this like crazy acupuncture like being healed and he wanted me around for that so I think those like intimate moments yeah I would say we were dating does he have a lot of trauma that he's working through is that why he was doing the acupuncture yeah yeah I kind of gathered that from an interview that I watched with him and um I think it was Megan Fox yeah sure but where they talk about like all the the ayahuasca that they've been doing in the shrooms. And I was just like, somebody's hurt in this situation that they're very damaged.

But I'm really glad that they're together because I feel like Megan Fox is a healer and she's like done a lot of like spiritual things. So I know she's helping him through. Yeah, I get I get that same vibe from them, too. Everybody says that they're twin flames, but I think they're soulmates. Twin flames means it's going to be a lot of pain yeah you know and there's a lot of separation so i would hope for her sake that they're not twin flames even though she says they're twin flames i'm like i don't know if you really want to go through that lady like twin flame shit sucks but

um well that sucks that he has i i kind of gathered it because he seems like he's a prick kind of he's friends with my husband yeah he's friends with my husband they know each other just from being in the rap game and stuff like that but um yeah he just seems like he's not um pleasant my whole team is Tauruses no offense I love girl Tauruses no me too yeah I do now I didn't think I did yeah they're dickheads dude he was just a dickhead but I do think he has a lot of trauma and ego and stuff but yeah yeah we were on and off for like those four years it was like honestly just got to the point where he would be like enema and come over literally what does that mean enema enema and come over yeah what does that mean you know what an enema is yeah totally but i'm like what the fuck does that mean like he wanted to do anal and he would be like in a minute come over my kind of guy no i'm just kidding i fucking anal dude i have hemorrhoids

i can't fucking do it there's no way my butthole will hurt um that's how i got my hemorrhoid he literally fucked me in the ass on the back of logan paul's g-wagon what okay wait a second scroll back hold on a second we're talking listen i thought i was the only hot chick with roids man no i put this out there i just don't care no i don't either i tell everybody about my hemorrhoids i make fucking tiktoks about my hemorrhoids like it's yeah no i don't give a shit yeah we're normalizing hemorrhoids in 2022 dude hot bitches have hemorrhoids they do motherfuckers that means we can take it in the ass all right so okay rewind in a mind come over what a fucking casanova he's so sweet and romantic just romantic right romantic like yeah

so i would i love her she's just like so fuck it yep i did and and yeah i would like drunk text him when i was so would he make you do enemas before you came over i mean he doesn't make he wouldn't make me okay that but i would i would have made him do the enema for me like let's step it up a notch buddy fucking put this shit in me he probably would have so is he like obsessed with assholes yeah okay gotcha okay he likes a little finger in his too oh nice a whole finger just a little yeah I don't care either I try to put my finger in my husband's ass and he's not having it not with the claws no just not with the claws not with the claws yeah okay so let's hear about this hemorrhoid what happened okay so i was okay so logan paul had a podcast impulsive and it was the 100th episode i love those brothers i think that they're fucking

geniuses she's like no i fucking hate both of them really are they really because i fucking always are they douchebags in real life i don't think so i know so they are i thought it was just an image that they were keeping up i don't get into all that hollywood shit but fucking i thought it was just an image that they had you know so you know how people just try to play the villain yeah no they're awful people are they really nice can i ask why i they're just like very selfish and they don't have empathy they lack empathy that that goes into having no soul yeah and they have um they just like yeah i don't know they're just not nice either did you ever get to meet tana were you around whenever tana and jake were no i was hanging out no i was

hanging out with team 10 or Jake right before that. I went to Coachella with them, and there was just drama, whatever. Wow, that's disheartening, because I always thought it was them just playing the villain. I was just always like, oh, okay, I can see. I see through it, because you know how Conor McGregor plays the villain too, but maybe that's really how they fucking are, you know? And they're just owning it.

Yeah, I don't like them. Aw, all right them yeah i didn't know fuck them oh they're awful all right so you guys so yeah it was his it was logan's 100th episode mgk was the guest on it and i had actually done the sound bits for logan's podcast so he had this like thing and he would press a button and it would be my voice being like yeah yeah oh my god like stuff like that which he never thanked me for like i drove all the way to his house in encino to do these sound bits and i like never even got a thank you or anything wow um which fuck you for that but yeah fuck you logan nice was it logan logan right right? Okay. But they invited me to the 100th episode because I did the sound bits. Right. And so, of course, you know, me and MGK, like, rekindled there.

And the podcast is over. We're, like, partying after. So were you guys, like, separated? Like, you said you rekindled there. So were you guys, like, not talking? Yeah, we weren't, like, talking. We hadn't talked in a while. It would be, like, every other month kind of thing of like a hookup oh gotcha or i would get like i would get like in my feelings and like block him

for like four months or something he's like the perpetual fuck boy oh that's what it is he well he told me he was like i want like five bitches around me at all times like he i think was a sex addict like he he he was like your wife material like basically told me I was too good for him because I would do anything for him and I was like I'm very loyal and I like made him mac and cheese and would literally do anything for him but he wanted to be a rock star so I let him be a rock star but I always always went back to him um but yeah we hadn't seen each other in a while we were at the podcast we got a little drunk wanted to fuck i was on my period and so he just fucked me in the ass but we were outside on the back again what a fucking romeo like what a sweet

guy literally nutted in my ass and i had to walk around the rest of the party like dripping out and girl you know you gotta like lube up before you fucking get you just spit on it real good oh my god see i can't anal to me hurts so bad it's like you're taking the biggest shit backwards yeah it's not my favorite but you know yeah it's yeah it's weird you know i think i've i've got i've i've orgasmed a couple times yeah if i'm like riding yeah oh yeah because you're yeah you always have to simulate the clit while you're getting anal yeah but i would do anything for that boy so you're, yeah, you always have to simulate the clit while you're getting anal. Yeah, but I would do anything for that boy. So I was like, yeah, are you in love with him?

I think I loved him. Yeah. Are you still in love with him? I think that I have love for him. I always have love for him. I wonder if you guys have a little soul tie to, you know, I probably. Do you think if you reached out to him, he would talk to you? I just wouldn't do that.

I'm respectful. Respectful. Yeah. He's like in love with megan fox like i would never want to like especially since i've talked about this now yeah um i just wouldn't do that you know just leave people alone if they're happy yeah well i respect that because a lot of girls wouldn't fucking care you know he yeah we and we butt heads like tauruses and gemini's just like really yeah heads we butt heads a lot so after the anal escapade you ended

up with a roid yeah i i want to see this roid so bad because it's probably the most beautiful fucking hemorrhoid you've ever seen it's not bad it's like i named mine i named him zeppelin zeppelin after led zeppelin because it looks like a little zeppelin hanging out of my ass oh my god yeah adam was like uh we should do hemorrhoid jewels like he was like would you pierce your hemorrhoid oh my god that would be so fucking painful so painful how's adam is he a sweetheart he seems like he would be a sweetheart yeah i love both of them they're so nice lena and yeah adam yeah they're actually super cool they seem like it and they have a really cool thing i love how they just have like an open

relationship and just kind of like yeah work and do their thing they have their other build a brand plug talk so i actually did a scene with them yeah it was like my first like somewhat professional scene i guess awesome yeah it was a really good experience they're fucking such geniuses dude like here come on my podcast and film a scene with me yeah yeah i love that kudos to them they have a baby and they're still doing their thing I love that yeah no I think it's great well what do you you know where do you go from here like do you want to date any more celebs or how how is that what's you what's Kelly doing right now for Kelly like how are you doing how's your heart and everything um I think I got my heart broken like recently which I haven't I haven't't tried to date anybody in a while.

I've not been interested. I've been so busy. But I think that time slows down around the holidays. And just this weird thing happened. And I don't catch feelings like this. I like to get to know people. But I met this boy off TikTok. Is he famous?

No, he wasn't famous. Why are all the guys on TikTok fucking hot? They're so hot. I'm tired of this. Like, where did they come from? Like an L. Yeah, seriously. Seriously.

They're Satan's children. I swear. So I DM'd him on Instagram. We DM'd back and forth for like half a day. I FaceTimed him blackout drunk when I was out of town like half a day i facetime him blackout drunk when i was out of town we facetime for two hours blackout drunk i don't remember anything he texts me the next morning he's like i'll be there monday this was like on saturday and i was like holy shit i don't know if i like this guy i don't know what we talked about so i called him again and he like

kind of like recapped it and i was like all right fuck it he can come he spent three days with me and i was like i love you like he filmed with me for my only fans when's his birthday he's a libra gemini and libra yeah yeah it's very compatible our compatibility is nine out of ten i like ran this shit yeah we cooked we went to the gym we did everything together as if we were dating and then he went back to where he's from and he like friend zoned me he was like i just want to be friends basically he was like i he didn't say this verbatim but he did say he was like um i just like want to be friends but i don't want to talk all the time i don't have like i don't talk to people on a regular basis all the time and um i want to go on trips with you and stuff but like i have a life here blah blah Like basically friends on me basically wanted to be accessible to me for my pussy, for my clout, for my money. Because when he came out, he like I paid for everything.

Like he has like a normal job. And I was like, oh, you're like filming with me and doing all this stuff. Like, you know, let's have a good time. But I felt like very used and my heart hurts so bad. Yeah. But I took from that that like maybe um i need to heal before i'm in the next relationship i was just about to say so you're telling me you have a type which is narcissist yeah yeah i attract nothing but narcissists too and my husband was even a

narcissist when i first got with him and they can change believe me um but it took a lot of a spiritual journey for me to heal a lot of trauma and shit that i had been through to not only stand up for what i deserved but to um be able to attract what i needed yeah you know and they also say that we love the way that we weren't loved as children you know so yeah and i'm a i'm a fixer-upper i'm yeah me too let me fix you i love projects oh that's me i'm so stupid he has a tiktok that's like talking about how fucked up in the head he is i texted him when the first text i ever sent him i was like bring that fucked up head over here baby let mommy take care of you oh i totally understand that my husband will tell you i love projects when i met my husband he was like sleeping on couches wasn't big in the music industry nothing and when I met him I was like oh you are right up my alley

and then now he's we're like super successful you know have everything we need and I'm like well my work here is done like what do I what do I do now he's like be my wife bitch and shut up you know like he gets it yeah but yeah no i i totally understand and that's from trauma that needs to be healed yeah that's it took me a while but i did a lot of reflecting and i was like you know what this this is my fault like i gave every like i realized what i needed to do and what i need to do in the future yeah um i also saw a reiki healer that told me not to date until after my next birthday next year um So, you know, I have that mapped out and I trust that stuff. Oh, no, me too. I love any sort of energy healing or

anything like that. I'm going to give you this lady's number. I haven't met her yet whenever we leave the podcast, but she is out here and she does that. Like she's so good that you can literally lay on her table and she'll tell you how old you were when the trauma started and stuff like that I haven't seen her yet I'm still trying to get into her but my holistic doctor goes to her oh yeah I would love that so I'll give you her information yeah so um I take that very seriously and I don't need as much as I would love to date and have a husband and all of these things right now um I'm really have a lot of opportunities coming up and things planned that I I just can't be in a relationship for absolutely just so much stuff I'm so busy I'm going on all these trips and stuff you're always out of town yeah like every time I

see you I'm like go little rock star I love it I love it yeah and I would hope that I could find a partner that could travel with me and stuff. I can run wild with you. But you don't need somebody to be whole, you know, like you're rocking this all on your own, too. And that's what you need to realize. How old are you? I'm twenty nine. Twenty nine.

Yeah. I mean, you're still a baby. I'm going to be forty two in January. You are not. Yeah. You're fucking gorgeous. I'm a milf. No, I'm just kidding.

No, you're beautiful, too. Oh, my God. I need all your secrets. Oh, fucking just lots of drugs and alcohol. it'll preserve you when you're older i swear stay on that stay on that path baby you're doing fine no i'm just kidding um no you just have so much to give and so much to offer don't spread yourself thin just trying to heal everybody when the the person that needs the most love is you, you know, and if I could have told my younger self that, man, I would have been a fucking force to I mean, I was already a force

when I was younger. But if I would have known what I know now, like when you get older to this, he's always he's the real host of the show. When you get older to like you get this this frame of mind where you just don't give a fuck about anybody else and it's like only people who love you you only give your energy to where it's appreciated yeah you know yeah and i think growing up in the south um you know 30 like my mom was like oh my god you're almost 30 like when are you gonna get a husband when are you gonna have kids this isn't 1962 yeah you know i think in the back of my head we have this like ticking time clock maybe it's maternal maybe it's something. But I want to like destigmatize that.

Like I'm doing Playboy next year. I want to be like dirty 30 doing all of these things that people say I shouldn't be doing at 30. Absolutely. You know, like when people tell me that I should be doing something, it makes me want to do the opposite. And I really love to like destigmatize that. Absolutely. I'm fucking 30. I'm proud.

Do I not say that all the time i'm literally 41 still making money that 21 year olds make yeah you know like as you should nobody for some reason the world has this warped perception of of age and it's fucking weird and it's gross it's like how many fucking pedophiles are in the world like seriously women are beautiful no matter what age they are and i'm not saying that because i'm 42 no i'm saying that because literally you can be 29 and be beautiful or you can be 55 and be beautiful like age really does not matter we're just trapped in this old misogynistic way of thinking because of the fucking 50s and i love that you're a rebel also like me just trying to

fucking break out the boxes yeah so you're gonna be doing playboy yeah I'm gonna shoot for playboy I can't wait I'm so excited I'm actually doing like a vintage like 1960s like re like relook I'm so excited that'll be beautiful yeah um are you shooting at playboy west in LA um I'm gonna shoot with Justin I don't know if I can say yeah i can say them justin he's uh mia's mia malkova's boyfriend or ex-boyfriend he shoots for them so he's gonna set it up and everything dude that's gonna be so awesome i can't wait to see that what else do you have coming up can you talk about anything yeah i just have like hell of like only fans trips i

i have luckily found this amazing community of women. Yeah. You hang out with, um, who's the redhead. Oh God. The redhead with the nice ass. Fuck. What's her name? She just had a beef with Amanda,

Nicole fucking, uh, Nala Nala. Yeah. I saw you guys hanging out. She's beautiful too. I love her. Yeah.

I have just like this huge network of girls and they're all so amazing. And so we always go on these trips and stuff. Um, so we have like, I have just like this huge network of girls and they're all so amazing. And so we always go on these trips and stuff. So we have like I have New York, Miami, Aspen, L.A. Oh, I love Aspen. This is all in like the next month. Yay. Like I will not be here in January. I love it.

Yeah. Yeah. And it's amazing like meeting people that are in your industry that you can like go and have fun with. Yes. But also like work, you know. So important. So yeah, I have Playboy. that you can like go and have fun with yes but also like work you know important so yeah um i

have playboy i have these uncensored vlogs coming out with the nelf boys i don't know who the nelf boys are they're like youtubers okay and they start in a full their thing is full send or the boys um and they started an uncensored website not only fans but they they want like naked girls or like they do but not penetration yeah they do very classy photo shoots like topless it's not even like nude but i've filmed with them for like the last like year or so now just in their vlogs and they they love me and they asked me to like be a part of the team and make my own vlogs on their uncensored website yeah so you got the personality for it too thank Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah, they love it. They're just like, they, yeah. So we have that. So like, that's why we came to Nashville to of course come here with you, but like to go out on Broadway and like we film all of this crazy shit, you know. Last weekend we went out in Knoxville.

I got kicked out of every bar that I went to. I love it. Just fun ass shit, you know. I love it. The world needs more Kelly for for sure yeah so i'm really trying to like put myself out there like that like i want to get back on my youtube grind and good honestly just do everything just be so busy and so productive on every single platform yes and now i have spence helping me out we love spence spence is over here behind the scenes

lucky you right like what a what a fucking great job i would fucking be stoked to see this woman every day well kelly why don't you tell people where they can find you your only fans your instagram whatever you want to plug just go ahead and plug it yeah my only fans is only fans slash kelly k my instagram is kelly vk um tiktok v kelly k yes just kelly k just google TikTok the Kelly K Yes Just Kelly K Just Google Kelly K Yeah You can't miss her Shit will pop up It should be happening

When you Google my name I cannot wait to see Where life takes you This next year And you gotta promise me That you're gonna come back On the podcast Yeah

Somewhere down the line Yeah Next time I'm in Nashville Yeah for sure That would be good too Thank you so much For being here Woo

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