Dumb Blonde - Kimber Woods Will Take Control and Toss You Around

Episode Date: January 21, 2021

Chances are you already have watched a video from Bunnie's guest this week, the babealicious Kimber Woods. This spicy Latina talks about how she got into the porn industry, her success on OnlyFans and hustle on TikTok, and how she overcame family trauma to become the empowered strong woman we see today. Bunnie tells the most embar"ass"ing story about her first lap dance, and she and Kimber bond over their love of alpha men and the word "bimbo".    "My first lap dance, I just farted." - Bunnie "I tend to fart on guys I don't like." - Kimber  "I can't watch Harold and Kumar have sex. I just can't do it." - Bunnie Bunnie: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Kimber:  Tik Tok |  Instagram | Only Fans    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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this hot beautiful bodacious blonde and you got some new boobies today too oh my god i'm gonna ask to see them because i really want to see them kim Kimber Woods. What's up, baby? How are you? I'm so good. Thank you for having me. Dude, as soon as I saw you on Charlie Classics shit, I was like, who is this babe? She's like a tight, cute little package. I'm like, who is she? I need to meet her. And Charlie's like, oh, that's Kimber. He's like, she's so cute. I was like, dude, I want to see your butthole. Oh, you can definitely see my, you can do more than just see my butthole dude well I'm gonna be here all week

we might have to film some content together so tell me how did you get involved in the porn industry okay so I had a psycho ex-boyfriend there's so many psycho exes today right it's crazy his crazy ass was like I was so innocent I had only had sex with like three people before that's how the psychos always prey on the innocent ones yes and i was really like i was dumb i had just gotten out of my mom's house i didn't know any better he's like you're so hot you're so good at you know i fucking you should do porn and it took me a while and finally i did it and i ended up really liking it being good at it right he got jealous oh my god i left him and i was like bye i have a career now you're like thanks for turning me out buddy oh yeah thanks for making me the little slut that

I am today oh no I think it fucking works out because literally this fucking OnlyFans world is insane right oh yeah how do you how are you doing over there in OnlyFans world um OnlyFans is way different but it's awesome and I feel like I get to interact with my fans and the fans that are on there are true. Die hard. Yeah. Die hard. Yeah. Like they are literally there for just you.

Like that's their jam. Yeah. Like they're like Kimberwood's team all the way. They're like my cheerleaders. They're freaking awesome. And it's, it's really helped me take control of my career and do it the way I want to. Right. And portray myself the way I want to right and portray myself the way I want

to portray absolutely so when you're saying that doing porn do they make you uh fit like a certain image oh my god yes yeah are you kidding me so I'm Latina yeah I just got that from you sitting here I'm like holy shit she got a little spicy mommy up in here I'm excited I'm Brazilian so nobody ever ever thinks that oh no wonder you have that body okay but i don't speak it my dad never taught me portuguese but i am my uh volvo was her name was the nighty like i am full brazilian so when i when you just said that you were latin i was just like holy fuck okay makes total sense yeah i'm cuban and i remember getting it when i first got in they're like oh you have too much of an accent because I'm from Miami. So I had a very thick accent.

Oh, you have too much of an accent. You sound ghetto. I had like red hair and my natural eyes, which I wear now. My natural eyes, thank God. Yeah. They're beautiful. And they're like, can you be white? Ew.

And I was like. You're like, no, I'm not white. I was like, I guess. And then my agent named me Kimber Woods, which is fine. I really like the name. I sound like a really slutty country singer. Yeah. No, I'm not white. I was like, I guess. And then my agent named me Kimber Woods, which is fine. I really like the name. I sound like a really slutty country singer. Yeah, no, I love it. That is totally true, dude.

I would fucking, I would come to a concert. I would come to a Kimber Woods concert for sure. It's just me with my tits. Yeah, no, I love that. So, okay, when you first got into porn, what was your first scene like? I always ask the porn stars that come on because i want to know because i i've been in the industry a long time i was never a porn star but i was a working girl i was an escort i stripped for fucking 11 years like i've been in the industry

too so i know what it's like the first time i ever did a lap dance i farted and i'm telling you right now i blew i i was i was god was i 18 yeah i was 18 dancing At cheetahs I don't know how long you've been out here but Dancing at cheetahs which was a fucking shithole now And they threw me In a bachelor party and I was so Nervous because I had never done that you know like when you Get anxiety you fucking have to shit And I farted thinking it could be a

Silent one and nobody would notice and It was so bad that The people started pointing finger the dudes Were like dude you did that You ripped ass and literally it was little old me Just people started pointing finger. The dudes were like, dude, you did that. You ripped ass. And literally it was little old me just over there farting on people's laps. I tend to fart on guys that I don't like when I'm giving them lap dances. Yeah.

Just like twerking. And they don't even know. They're just like, this is the best thing that's ever happened in my life. Oh God. No, they're either drunk or on so many drugs. It's just like, fuck yeah. You're like, just give me your wallet, bro. Not literally. All not literally all right so your first scene okay so my first scene was with my psycho ex he booked me with him what a fucking weirdo right so he almost he it sounds like he

wanted to be a porn star he was oh okay gotcha he was like he was established already wow yeah i single-handedly destroyed his career because of what he did to me but anyway good i would like to hear about this oh i'm so gonna tell you yay um so the first scene it was for reality kings i'll never forget oh my god called perfect pussy okay and my little my little virgin vagina oh my baby so fucking scared you can see it in the photos yeah just so stiff i remember my first photo shoot too it's like just the worst like there's there's at least two years of me just nobody knows people don't realize posing like how you have to be in front of the camera it's hard it's and you literally take 500 pictures just to get those two no yeah yeah well i mean to be fair i take like

500 photos of myself and i only choose like one and then yeah yeah no no same i literally have 36 000 pictures in my phone right now and maybe fucking uh 100 of them have seen the light of day like you you can send me some of those yeah i i just might baby i just might all right so your first scene you were nervous as hell what happens next you took pictures i took pictures and then did you get to pay okay so it was with your dude so it wasn't that bad because okay no but my first scene with another person was yeah let me hear about that oh it was awkward um i feel like they don't have hot dudes in porn god no they're few and far between right and honestly they're not even actually hot it's just the way they act and hold themselves i never liked the european guys right um because they were always nice right smelled good i feel like the american guys that they had just were always stinky they're

always bald oh my god like they're always bald i literally when i watch porn to whack off i have to specifically type in like tattooed buff guy you know like i can't just fucking watch fucking harold and kumar have sex like i just can't do it I watch hentai at this point yeah what is that it's uh like anime porn oh my god that is a thing I remember Haley my fucking makeup artist in Nashville woke up one day and caught her fucking boyfriend next to her like jacking off watching family guy porn oh well that's interesting yeah I mean to be fair I watch girls like that grow tentacles and fuck each other with them that's wild so do you think being in the industry it kind of jades your sexual perception of things oh my god yes yeah so do you think like you need like harder stuff now or um i just i'm very specific right i have a very specific kink that i like and if it's not that it will i will not get wet what is it i have a daddy

kink oh i like it no that's hot okay so your husband who's sitting over here is daddy he's daddy that's daddy so he pretends he's your dad like explain this for people at home because some people don't know what daddy kinks are so for me personally it's more of a dom submissive scenario he's not necessarily my dad okay but it's more of just like daddy is an authoritative kind of title right so it's just very authoritative like i'm very dominant well if that's the case i i have a daddy king to me too i'm super alpha so i have to be i want to be tossed around i want to be choked throw me up against a wall split my butt yeah do it all do it all yes like if i feel like i can beat you up i don't want to fuck you anymore

at all beta dudes beta dudes are not hot i can't you got to have some some little fucking alpha swag do you you can't just be oh yeah and alpha isn't saying oh i'm alpha i'm no it's that's like saying i have a big dick we all know that your dick is this big right it's being assertive it's how you carry yourself you know like anybody can say that they're a fucking alpha, but you know, and, and especially with dudes, it actions speak louder than words. Yes. And he definitely carries himself as an alpha from the moment I fucking met him. I love that. When's your birthday? February 2nd. Oh yeah. You're an Aquarius. His birthday is February 2nd too. Oh my God. Two Aquarius is in a relationship. That's wild. I actually have been with two and they were long relationships and they give you a run for your money aquarius men are so different than aquarius women that's

what a lot of people don't realize like they're we're totally different but they're super intellectual and i think that's what kind of keeps you guys oh the sapiosexual in me absolutely yeah he is yeah oh how long have you guys been together it's two years now yeah i love that where'd you guys meet oh my god so we met on tinder oh nice swipe left or right which one was it i haven't been on tinder so i had tinder like premium so i could see who swiped on me and i was going through who swiped she said i had tinder premium because i like my thing is i hated swiping and like not knowing i just would rather see who already swiped on me and be like okay i want you i want you i want you yeah and he was one of them and it was a photoshopped photo of him at the beach he photoshopped

the fucking beach what to be hunting him what and i remember being like he was so aggressive was it a joke or was it like he was really serious he was really trying to pass that he was at the beach that is hilarious at least he wasn't holding a fish i hate guys that fucking have uh pictures on not social media but dating apps and they're like holding they're fishing you get it you smell like dirty pussy yeah like ew like nobody wants that bro like who told you that was hot okay so he had a fake picture and then what happened so he had a fake picture and from the beginning i loved his name sebastian i had always wanted to be with someone named sebastian is that his real name? Yes. Awesome. Do you call him Bash?

Oh, no, no, no. I call him Daddy. That's it. That's the only title he has. And when I get mad at him, I call him Sebastian. When she gets mad at you, does she cuss you out? He's over here blushing. Does she cuss you out in Spanish?

Yeah. He's like, yes, it's so hot. To be fair, he cusses in Romanian, and I really like it. Oh, my God. This relationship is amazing. Oh, yeah. We're very spicy. Yeah, for sure. He was super aggressive from the beginning and he was just like, oh, cause we're, uh,

come to my house. And I was like, fuck no, I don't fucking know you. Like you could be a murderer. And he's like, fine, we'll meet up for a drink. So the day comes for us to meet up for a drink. I was going to bail on him. Cause I'm like, he photoshopped himself into the fucking beach. Did you call him out on that?

Like, bro bro what the fuck is going on i didn't but you know what the conversation we had from the beginning he's like oh yeah i do this for a living i was like i'm a porn star like just from the beginning he didn't care i was like did he know you did he recognize you so apparently he did have one of my videos in his computer wow okay because he kept going where the fuck do i know you from and i told him i did porn he's like oh i think i know you we went on our first date and i was so fucking nervous i was sweating oh and i got off the car and i saw him and i was like oh my god yep that's the one she said daddy oh well our first date we just hooked up because i'm like well i'm not i'm never gonna see this dude again yeah he

spit in my mouth on the first date and that was it dude that's so hot that's how i am i want to fuck on the first date i don't want to wait and find out that what the fuck is wrong with you like let's get it over on the first date get it up get it in get it on and get it out and then we'll figure it out like some weird ass fucking kink that you're not into what if they smell i hate smelling motherfuckers dude have you ever had somebody who has like a weird kink that you're not into um one guy was really into vomit and i'm like ew okay wait a second and like vomiting on you vomiting on him like like like past like you know like those really aggressive blowjobs yes i'm cool with that yeah yeah yeah make me go okay so he wanted you to get oh yeah yeah i had to make one of those videos one time kink that's a little weird and

i don't want to be your mommy no that's a little weird i And I don't want to be your mommy. No, that's a little weird. I don't understand fucking guys who like wear diapers or like who want to be babied. And yeah, I don't even know the name. She like knows all the names of the kings. I was a little, to be fair, but I never wore diapers and it was just more of a coping mechanism for me. Oh, gotcha. And I got over it. So you say coping mechanism. Is that like from trauma, childhood trauma?

Can we talk about that? Oh yeah, for sure. Because I feel like a lot of people don't talk enough about like mental health, trauma and stuff like that in the sex industry. Like all of us have been fucked up in some way. And that's kind of what sends us on the path. But I also it's like I was telling I don't know if you know who Air Force Amy is. She was here earlier today. OK, so I used to watch Cat House.

Dude. And she taught me how to shave my vagina. Dude, she's the OG to shave my vagina. Dude. She's the OG. You met her? Yes. I'm so jealous. Dude, see?

I told you guys. It's fucking amazing. No, like, I love Amy. Ever since I watched her on Cat House, I've always been a fan of hers. I don't use that term very loosely because I'm not a fan of any female. But Amy is just this, she's just all woman. And she's, like's just all woman. And she's like empowering dude. Yeah. So I was telling her earlier that, you know, people, um, get mad at us because of how we

sell our sexuality now. And they don't understand our story. And it's like, they sexualize us as babies, literally like little girls get sexualized. And then people get mad at us when those little girls grow up and actually learn how to empower themselves and monetize that shit so what happened to you whenever you were younger um so my dad was a pedophile like big time oh my gosh he didn't just and i started remembering that he touched me as an adult i guess my brain did that thing where it was like you don't remember selective memory and then um when i started doing psychedelics i started remembering and then because it unlocked all that trauma he never had sex with me or anything it was just like touching or like me like touching him very nonchalantly right i have this memory of me sitting on his lap we were

watching ace ventura like of all movies right favorite movie right and i was touching something i was sitting on his lap and i was grabbing something and i didn't know what it is as a little girl i was grabbing his ball sack oh wow why would he let me do that right i'm your daughter yeah like what fucking shit yeah and he would just look at me off i remember telling my mom because my mom was very young he married my mom listen to this she was 15 he saw her grow up he was 27 yeah my dad loves young women too we're cuban and cuban men i've noticed a lot of them a lot of latino men in general not to generalize but to my perspective yeah they mostly like younger women

yeah um and the younger you are the better it's like they they prize they groom you yeah oh i was groomed not just by my dad i was groomed i did martial arts for 15 years of my life i was groomed by the men in um my martial arts school uh there was one that would tell me oh when you're older you're gonna get a tattoo here you're gonna get a tattoo here and i was like i look back on it and i'm like he was trying to like put that in your mind he was grooming the fuck out of me and you know these old i don't want to call them old men but these men are literally teaching girl like classes and, and they're just like in broad daylight doing this and parents are okay. You know, parents don't recognize, I guess. My dad would laugh at it. My

dad thought it was funny. And I remember I turned 15 and one of them goes, Oh, you're legal tender now. And I'm like, I can't even drive. Yeah, dude, what the fuck is wrong with people? So do you feel that the trauma that happened to you as a child sent you on this path or did you feel like it was your way of empowering yourself um honestly i was kind of forced into doing porn however i ended up enjoying it because it ended up being something really empowering for me yes i didn't truly feel empowered by my sexuality i was very ashamed of my sexuality and the things that i liked and the things that i had been to until i met my husband oh i love that that is so sweet he truly empowered me he empowers me every single day he that's a good man he makes me feel like i'm the most

beautiful person in the world regardless of how much of a slut i am well i mean you are but being a slut doesn't mean that you're not beautiful that's a good thing though it's like it's like people try to say now people are taking back the word bimbo and I love it. I love bimbo. I use the word bimbo. Yeah. I love it. I think I made,

I made my, uh, one of my Halloween costumes was bimbo the clown. Oh my God. That's so cute. Stop. Yeah. No,

horrible. I hate clowns, but that one I would like. No, no, for sure. Um, I did that on Instagram,

but yeah, I think that when you find somebody who stands behind you, like my husband, when I met my husband, Jay, total polar opposites, fucking never anything that I've ever dated before. He's never been with a woman that looks like me. And literally fucking, we just work because he knew everything that I did. He knew the industry that I was in. I still worked whenever I met with Jay. It's so funny because people will call me like a gold digger and stuff like that. When I met Jay, he didn't have any money. He was sleeping on my couch and he totally was just like, you know what, baby, you're going to do this now. He's like, but you're not going

to do it forever. You know? And like when you find that man that just, and I'm not saying that you need a man to fucking ever get through life or anything like that, but it's always nice to have that partner that really just helps you get to the next level. It's just nice to have a support system. Absolutely. It's like a BFF with a dick. Oh, my God. He's totally my best friend.

Yeah. It's disgusting. Like I say all the time, I'm like, yeah, my husband's my best friend. And people look at me like I'm stupid. And I'm like, yeah, my mom's my best friend, too. Yeah, exactly. No, but there's nothing wrong with your man being your best friend. So has the pandemic affected you shooting porn?

Do you still shoot porn? So when I met him, I actually stopped filming with men just because I'm kind of like a one man kind of girl. I get it. It's an Aquarius thing. I love women though. I love women. We share women.

It's fun. It's different. I've never shared my partner before. So it was very different. The only thing that's affected is girls wanting to film and trade content i always tell them just get a covid test the day before i'll get covid tested as well everybody's safe yeah um but a lot of girls are being really weird about it so was the transition from porn to only fans hard no actually it was it was a lot easier because i

had a fan base yeah um i truly respect the girls who literally start from no fan base and then build this entire empire i think that's so fucking amazing yeah no it's crazy and i was just like i said i was talking to amy earlier and there's like girls on there that are not even like your typical like porn star or like fantasy type girls that are fucking crushing it dude they're like they're like you know the next door, a girl that you could see at the grocery store at the gym. And I think guys like that because it's attainable, right? It's not like this, like unattainable girl that you, you can never see yourself with. These are girls that you could see yourself with and that's why they make the money. Yeah, exactly. I totally agree. No, I think it's great. So do you collab a lot with different girls or do you just, do you have like a circle that you work within or how does that work? Um, I think it's great. So do you collab a lot with different girls or do you just, do you have like a circle

that you work within or how does that work? I collab with girls that I vibe with. Yeah. If I think that you're nice, like I'll approach girls on Instagram cause I'm a total fucking perv. Yeah. And I'll be like, Hey, you're hot. I think that's how we started talking.

I think I told you you were hot or you told me. I told you you were hot. Oh yeah. Yeah. And then you told me I was hot and I was like, yeah. But, um, you were supposed to come on the podcast last time i was here but you actually got your boobs done can i see these things let me see them those are fucking pretty put those in the camera those look so good dude oh my god can i squeeze one yeah they look so good are these above the muscle or under under

oh my god a little um who did your boobs they're so nice dr richards did my boobs i love it i had my implants taken out so now i'm like obsessed with implants because i'm just like oh my god these feel so good oh they feel so nice and like they just got softer and they're getting softer and they're jiggling oh yeah and i'm just like yeah yeah an a cup okay dude you're so hot though i mean you could have totally when you told me you're getting boobs i was like you don't even need them. You got that cute little body. It's something I have wanted. My mom said it.

My mom was laughing when I told her I was going to get a boob job. I have been asking for boobs since I was five. Oh, shit. Because my mom has huge tits. And I was always like, when are mine coming? And she'd be like, soon, baby, after you get your period. And I remember I wanted to get my period. It's fucking bad.

It's like you get tits, and they never fucking grew. I just ended up with pain and persistent pain in my puss. Oh, no like you get tits and they never fucking grew i just ended up with pain and persistent pain in my puss oh no no she's like fucking i'm buying tits right now let's talk about tiktok dude you are literally like i don't know i can't keep up with you on tiktok how do you film so much fucking content bro um him he i'll wake up in the morning and he's like baby let's go film tiki takis and i'm like okay let's go film tiki takis and i'm like okay let's go film tiki takis between him and the one who really inspired me to start doing them was charlie oh no he's dude he's a machine he's a machine he is like i don't understand how he

fucking to when i've filmed skits with him to watch him just come up with shit on the fly i'm look at him and i'm, how the fuck do you do that? Dude, same. Like, cause I can't, I have to plan shit out. Like,

you know, like I'm not that I'm funny, but I'm not that funny. You know, like he's fucking wet your pants. Hilarious. And I'm just like, dude,

did that just come out of your mouth? Like you just thought of that. We've been in tears. He and I have been in tears in his house. Yeah. Like stomach. Yeah. Because we don't know what else we did did one that was a Tinkerbell one.

Yeah. And he put all this powder on his nose. And I'm like, hey, kids, you want some pixie dust? And he turned the camera. He's like, I'm flying. I'm fucking flying. I was like, what the fuck? And it's like he just comes up with this shit out of nowhere, dude.

Oh, yeah. So he pushes you to film TikToks. That's how Mimi is with me. Mimi's like, come on, let's film. And I'm like, no, I don't want to. He pushes me to do everything. Like, I'll wake up, like, especially, like, when I'm feeling. Because this job, you really have to feel hot all the time.

Absolutely. And there's days that I wake up and I'm like, I'm a gremlin. And he looks at me and he's like, baby, you're hot. Go. Yeah. Please film. Yeah. Do it.

Like, shut up, bitch. Go. Literally. But that's good because he sees potential in you. And that's very rare that a man can actually see how much potential you have. And not compete with you. Absolutely. Which is the biggest thing.

Amen. I had an abusive ex who literally would try to compete with me in everything I did. Everything. Look, me and my psycho ex, we both fought. We were both MMA fighters. I did MMA. I have seven world championships. Yay.

So you a bad bitch. Yeah. He was a good fighter too, though. It wasn't a competition. Yay. So you a bad bitch. Yeah. He was a good fighter too, though. It wasn't a competition. I remember we'd go boxing and his trainer would be like, oh God, I'm about to do his accent and I'm terrible at doing British accent.

Hey, she fights better than you, yeah? And I'm like, I would be like, please don't tell him that I'm going to get my ass beat when I get home. Can you not? Every time I would get my ass beat.

I would get home, boom, beating. And I could take the beating. The physical abuse, honestly, for me wasn't really what I always say that it was the emotional yeah I'd rather get punched in my face than lied to thank you yeah like I you can beat the fuck out of me just don't let me find out that you're like doing shit behind my back or anything like that I'm crazy don't gaslight me I constantly I felt like I was going insane I thought I was crazy yeah that never happened I didn't say that yes you did yeah no it's trust me I've been in situations like that and it's that's probably the worst is emotional emotional I would take a beating any fucking day honestly

I kind of like it she's like yeah and I'll call you and I'll call you daddy while you do it all right so we're gonna play a game I've never played this before okay I gotta put on my bifocals because I am so blind teach you to play with a few things. Yes baby, teach me. I'm open to learn. So this is a game that we've never played before. Normally I do them on apps and stuff like that but we're gonna try this one. This is actually a drinking game but I'm sober. I don't drink so. I as well. Are you really? Yeah, I've been sober. It's only been a little bit of time but I've been sober for two months. Oh very cool. Let me tell you something dude dude I drank since I was 16 years old so about three years I've been sober and it is the best thing I've ever done in my life I've never been so more in tune with

myself yeah and like just all my I've leveled up fucking 10 times than the girl who was drinking every night like it's crazy your perspective, your drive, all of that changes and you're just next level. Yeah, my thing was I'm Cuban. I really liked cocaine. Like I really liked cocaine. Me too. It was my favorite thing in the whole world. I would snort an eight ball to myself.

Yeah, me too. Yeah, no problem. And I was always angry. I was always angry and anxious. And he was like, he looked at me at me he goes you're fucking done man I love you bro you're fucking awesome dude he's really cool you guys are really special you guys have something really cool I love him he's my baby I love that I'm gonna punch him in the face later yes do it film it and send it to me I will so he looked at you and said hey man yeah he caught me

he because I was at this at that point I was just doing it behind his back oh and he caught me he's like hey what the fuck is this and i was like i can't lie to you that's drugs he's like this is why you're angry this is why you're depressed this is why you're going through all the shit you're going through you're done and if you're not done then i'm leaving and i'm like i am done yeah the first i'd have to say the first two years of being sober was the hardest for me because it, my anxiety and my, my chemicals in my body were trying to level out, but I've discovered vitamins and I'll, I'll give you my vitamin regimen. I swear to God it's, it will calm me down and you'll feel so much better. And I've been through everything that you could possibly think of.

I mean, there, there was a time where like I thought walls were melting and people's faces were melting because my anxiety was so bad. I'm not saying that's going to happen to you but I just because all the trauma that I have gone through all the abuse all that stuff I ran from it for so long oh yeah and then when you're sober you're like whoa I have to face all this I have lived a life a full life and they're like holy shit I feel things and you like years of my life I don't remember yeah exactly so but you know what this is the best journey to ever be on and dude self-healing and self-care is like dude it's it's um it's it's imperative to human to self-growth so you're on the right path and

I'm really proud of you well you're absolutely glowing oh well thank you so much i want to be you and i grow up stop it well you can you can do me anytime you can suffocate me it's fine all right here we go so i'm gonna ask you some questions and you're gonna tell me which one that you would that you would rather do is this called like would you rather are we doing would you rather oh damn okay okay all right i'm ready well it's kind of like a form you get to choose though. So, all right. From which bodily function do you get more enjoyment? Okay. Farting or burping? Burping. Yeah. Women don't fart. I don't fart. I sparkle. Yeah. There you go. Yes, totally. Who would you, who would you rather make out with a person with severe acne or a person with chicken pox? A person with severe chicken pox i already got them i won't get them again yeah but but if you haven't it's contagious exactly would you rather pleasure yourself in an adult theater for a bot oh wait hold on i read that

wrong would you pleasure yourself in an adult theater for a bottle of your favorite liquor no fuck no she said no while at the zoo you get hit by flying shit from the gorilla exhibit how would you more than likely react a dump a load in your own hand and throw it back or b go jump in the dolphin pool to wash it off fuck it i'm throwing shit back at the freaking gorilla i wish i could shit on cue like that dude i'm always constipated there's no way i wish i could shit like that oh baby fiber girl listen i'm like a health freak i drink juices everything it's just from years of taking diet pills my whole digestive shit is just thrown off yeah you get done taking a shit and find out there's no more toilet paper what do you prefer to use instead your shirt or toilet

or a toilet brush i thought it said toothbrush i mean if i'm home if i'm home i'll just wash my ass but if i really have to choose fuck the toilet brush i don't use my shirt that would be so spiky spiky that would hurt your little butthole. She's a tough butthole. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, this is great. Okay, you're a porn star. Which would you prefer to have as your porn industry name? Willie Wadd or Slick Grip?

Slick Grip. That sounds like a rapper. I'm right. Jelly Roll got some competition. There you go. Yeah, baby. Slick Grip. I love it.

Your next movie needs to be Slick Rope. Slick grip. That would be hilarious. All right. You meet your new prison mate, Big Bubba, and he makes you his bitch. Which chore would you prefer to do for him? Scrub the skid marks off his underwear or give him a reach around? Give him the reach around. I don't know.

I think I might want to scrub skid marks. I don't know. I don't know. It depends I might want to scrub, scrub skin marks. I don't know. I don't, I don't know if it depends on what his ass looks like. Honestly, with a name like big Bubba, I just imagine like those like really hairy sweat. Oh God.

Nasty. So nasty. All right. What fluid would you prefer to receive during an enema? Pink lemonade or vodka? Ooh, pink lemonade. I think I would do vodka if i wasn't

sober just get fucked up more people doing like your asshole have you done it i've done it oh god i've put so many things up my ass that you should not put i want to see cocaine i've done cocaine i love coast i love booty bumps they they i think if you're gonna do blow that's how you need to do blow oh fuck yeah because that way your nose doesn't run the next day well that and it's a different high oh it hits you like this i used to do it at swinger parties. It was fun. Yeah. It's a different high and it's like a more mellow high. Whereas when you snort it, you're kind of like amped. And then like when you shoot it up your ass, it's more of like a calm, but you feel good. Yeah, exactly. What would you rather have for breakfast? A maggot filled pied pastry or

earwax cereal? Oh God. That's one thing I'm sensitive with this food. Me too. Oh my God. I'm gonna have to go with the maggots. Oh no. You're a savage. I think I would rather eat earwax. Maggots move and shit. There's no way I could not swallow a maggot. Just fucking wiggling around in my mouth. All right. And last question I'm i'm gonna ask you if your best friend got bitten on his penis by a snake what would you rather do suck the venom out or let him die i'm sucking the venom out baby i promise yay she's she's got your back baby camera thank you so much for being here why don't you tell people where they can find you okay um camera hi you guys can find me on instagram i have two profiles.

Very confusing. Um, what happened? Yeah. Wait, hold on real quick. One of them got deleted, right?

And he got disabled and then you got it back. That happened to mine too. I had to pay some fucking Turkish guy, $1,500 to get it. Yeah, I know. I might need your plug if mine ever gets fucking taken again, but yeah,

Canada, he's great. Oh, yay. All right. Back in two weeks. But yes, Kimberwood's official underscore. Um, all of my other instagrams are in the bio link in bio link in bio baby um

you can also find me on only fans i have two only fans profiles i have kimberwoods free and then i have k woods xxx whichever one you like pick your poison um i also have a twitter k with xxx at what the fuck did i just say k with xxx um and which one's the other one my brain just farted um no it fluffed um i say fluffed that's so funny um oh yeah and i have a tiki talk it's k dubs oh it's k dubs yep okay gotcha thank you so much for coming you're such a sweetheart and i would definitely want to have you back on keep having you come back on and stuff like that. Just track your progress and see where you're at.

Check your temperature and stuff like that. You can always check my temperature, mama. Yes, baby. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye.