Dumb Blonde - Lil Wyte Part 2: Law of Attraction, Tiny Nipples, and Sex with Pop Rocks

Episode Date: February 16, 2022

Lil Wyte picks back up this week and things get super weird when he and Mrs. Wyte talk to Bunnie about how they fell in love, what they think about their haters, weird fetishes, and what's next for his music. Bunnie explains why she won't touch Jelly's pants after tour, and Lil Wyte reacts to finding out he's huge on TikTok!     Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's up you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. Today we have the dynamic duo. We have an icon in our midst. It's motherfucking Lil White. What it do baby? What up baby? And Mrs. White. Can I just refer to you as Mrs. White or do you want me to call you Nicole? I love Nicole. Me and Nicole are homies outside of here, but I just wanted to know what the proper terminology was. For these purposes I'll be Mrs. White. Okay, gotcha. Professional only, you know. wanted to know what the proper terminology was i'll be mrs way okay gotcha professional only at the same time i i liked it because i've obviously seen what she looks like in little

tight shorts and her tits all pushed up and makeup on at the bar when she's working getting her tips so to see her just come out of her house just natural i think it was birkenstocks too you had birkenstocks i was like oh my god i went as plain james it could go he was like but no i did some smart i did something very smart on the way there i told wendell it was back wendell was working for me i said all right look we're gonna do something right quick and this is gonna tell the tale of this woman's a keeper or not. Is this thing on? All right, gentlemen, coming to main stage next. This is Bunny.

Get up there. She's got a tornado of titties coming your way. Get those dollar bills ready. She's got an ass that shakes like Michael J. Fox. So get up there and throw, throw, throw them dollars. Dude, that is fucking iconic. He's like, what? I said, he's like, you want to run me home so you can go get her? I said, no. fucking iconic he's like what i said he's like you want to run me home so you can go get her i said

no if she can't understand that i got my homies around me 90 of the time it's not gonna work i was like so i asked her i was like hey look uh and we lived a mile apart from yeah our houses were one mile away from each other and we never knew it i could have sworn she was going to be living way out in mississippi and i'd drive hour and a half to go pick her up nope three minute drive i was in her driveway so i told window i said look this is what we're gonna do i'm gonna let her know that in order to take her out where i want to take her it makes no sense for me to drive way over here then drive back over here pick her up and then drive way over there so she is gonna ride with us to drop you off and that's gonna let me know if she's a rider or not

and i was like do you mind if we drop my homie off first i was like just just being real she was like no it's fine so this is what you do like if he's your right hand man he does security and shit drop his ass off first we'll go out and get dinner i was like i looked back a window i was like check and uh and now he knows i have like 19 brothers yeah like just from the hood and yeah well that was the worst that was the worst part too because the first couple of weeks, well, the first three months we were together, nobody knew. We didn't tell nobody. We kept it very secret.

We got all of our skeletons out of each other's closets. What year did you guys get together? 2015. Okay, so a year before Jay and I. Yeah. And I just got it all out. I basically went down my Rolodexx of whores told her everything i've done there might be some claiming that there's a baby somewhere i don't know

we've had that happen yeah we have to when we did get like we like didn't like hide from the public but we would kind of go to places that weren't really busy at that time and then just want your privacy and then when people like did see us they'd be like, white? Nicole? Oh, that makes sense. That makes sense. And then, of course, all the big security dudes from Beale Street, all big brothered up. Like, no, if you hurt her. You hurt her, we're going to kill you. I'm like, dude, chill out.

I'm a good guy. I just get fucked up and cuss y'all out because y'all think y'all are police officers. Yeah, because you're a little firecracker. Jay and I were the complete opposite. I literally just only wanted to bang him and that was like after I we had been talking for like a year because I had had a dude whenever I first met him and so my intention was just to bang him and you know what I didn't quit it yeah didn't care and he was like no what's your five-year plan I was, can I just have your penis before we talk about this?

And he's like, well, I just want to know what you want to do in the next five years. And I was just like, all right, fuck. So I start thinking. And I'm like, this is what I want to do. This is what I want to do. And he's like, OK, yeah. And he still wouldn't fuck me. So I went out to the kitchen.

I was so frustrated. I said, highlight your homie will not fuck me. I was like, what is wrong with him? He's like, he probably wants to be with you and i was like i went back in there i was like what are we doing he's like i don't know you want to be together i'm like all right sure i guess fucking we fucked and then that that fucking story just plays on you know it's just crazy that's exactly how our relationship started complete opposite of you guys you guys like really planned it out took years to fucking

get together i mean the way it sounds my brother plans it out pretty well i'm still together i mean but what's crazy is everything that we planned in that five years in that bed that night we accomplished in five years that's awesome crazy right no it's not it's called the law of attraction is what it is you put it out there in atmosphere you're gonna get what you want yeah well i will say when he asked me out and I pinky promised him one date. One date. And then, which he knows now I'm actually just goofy anyways. He's like, so what's your phone number?

And I was like, uh. She's like, I don't know. He was like, no, give me your phone. I'm calling. I was like, fuck that. Give me your phone. I'm calling my phone. You ain't finna give me no fake number.

She's like, no, I really. She's like, how many times did you call yourself? I was like, okay, you got a good point. I was like, yeah, but I give my number out a lot more than you do too so i'm sure that makes a difference as well and then right before he left he like gave me a hug and he i like still have a scar from where he kissed me and bit the shit out of my lip he's fucking animal he's like i'm not gonna say sorry either left my mark and then like and then mother nature kind of made us put our plan into place because on our first date like nothing was gonna happen and then i was like after three months and when we like

finally broke down did it i was like i'm so glad you're good in bed he's like why and i was like you guys waited three months three months what longest three months of my entire life what the fucking pentecostal church is going on here and it was mostly me. Like, it really was because... Do you have, like, weird fetishes, White? Oh, God,

I knew these were coming. I'm a foot man. I'm like, yeah, I got some problems, man. Are you a foot man? Jelly's a foot man, too. I'm a foot man. He will not admit it,

but he raps about fucking kissing feet and sucking toes all the time. I know. I was there when he recorded it. Yeah. I lick feet. What do you say? I eat pussy. I lick toes. Yeah. about fucking kissing feet and sucking toes i know i was there when he recorded it yeah i lick feet i blow what he said i eat pussy i lick toes yeah yeah the freaky girls yeah for sure yes what

are your fetishes white because somebody the only reason why i'm saying that because i've been in the sex industry my whole life and a man of your stature that actually went through the lengths of what you guys went through just shows me that there's a little bit of like dominance which also means that there's also some sort of fetishes in there too she's the dominant one no well i mean what i'm saying she's wet right now no no i swear to god right now y'all can walk out the room she'd be touching my dick she'd be like i can't wait until we get back to the hotel. I'm like, the cameras are still rolling, woman.

I mean, you don't mind. I'm not going to lie. I'm a fucking freak. I get bored driving, and I just give them hand jobs when we're driving across the country. She has sucked my dick driving the car before. She's literally been on the road. She knows really well. She's like, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah.

I'm sitting there like, car, car, car. Red light, red light, red light. She's like, I know where the car is. But you love it though, right? I fucking do. Okay, so what are some of your fetishes, Nicole? Oh, shit. Oh, we're all getting excited here. Yeah, I am getting excited.

How much longer we got on this interview? Look, White hasn't sat up the whole time. He literally just sat up right now. I might need to take my jacket off. I'm getting a little heated over here. I'm getting a little warm. Nicole, what are some of your fetishes? Besides sucking dick fucking blindly.

I love sucking dick. I fucking love it. It's like my favorite. I was just like waking him up. He won't even be awake and hard yet, and I just start sucking his dick. And he's like, babe. I'm like, I'm just trying to get my morning motivation in. just calm down just lay there my dick is still drunk woman it's not gonna work when you want it to not like that isn't that funny how like when you have somebody who's

like willing to just suck your dick at any time oh it's amazing yeah it's it's beautiful but at the same time you're like okay woman chill you, Jesus. God damn. You just sucked it 20 minutes ago. I was like, don't recharge like that. Let my balls recharge. I don't have Energizer bunny batteries in my balls. And I walk past him all the time, and I'll just, like, grab him and go like that and stuff. And he's like, I swear you're probably the only person

that's touched my dick more than I have in my entire life. Yeah. Yeah, I believe that. And that includes actually going piss. And your little teenage off jerk off sex. Yeah, I'm dead serious. You've touched my penis more than me. What are some of your fetishes?

I like his toe fetish because I can suck it on my toe. Oh, so he really does have. No, I had him legs up in the air and I'll start sucking that toe. It's like she's. No, that actually feels great. Like when you're getting banged. It feels like he's eating my pussy and fucking me at the same time. I'm like, yes.

I didn't know this was a thing. Yes. She only does this if I just got a pedicure or just got out of the shower, but she loves sucking my dick and riding my big toe. Oh, I do like doing that. Nice. I've actually done that before. It's pretty intense.

No, I like that. That's hot. Do you like the pop rocks thing that we did it with? Oh, we just did pop rocks the other night. Sucking your dick with pop rocks? Oh, yeah. Then I put them in a pussy and i fucked it oh you put them inside the pussy girl you guys must have a fucking steel trap pussy that shit doesn't throw your ph off i hadn't yet what does it feel like when you're fucking with the pop rocks on the pussy it was a little scratchy at first but then you start it was like fucking gravel it was like it was like

well i made sure i got it nice and you know lubed up and i put my fingers in there and spread it open just far enough like and you can literally you can literally hear a pussy going and i was like this is the most amazing thing that is awesome i'm gonna have to try i say i've done the pop rocks on the dick never in in my pussy, because I'm always scared. My shit is like, if I sit the wrong way, I get a fucking something happening. Ever since she's had her fucking hysterectomy, that thing has just been an on point, perfect, ready to go 24-7. That's amazing, because normally it's the opposite.

Shit, I'm just fucking. He's excited. Are you getting nervous? Yeah, I am. I'm excited. Did we bring pop rocks? You should probably find some. I'm sure some i'm sure we got a room upstairs so while i have you guys in this i mean we got a room upstairs but anyways next question so while i have you guys here and we're talking about this i want to play

a game with you guys and it's called um what is it called? Would You Rather. But it's the dirty version. And so what it is is I'm going to ask you guys a question, and then you guys are going to answer it both at the same time, and you guys just will go from there. Okay. No worries. I'm a little hot and bothered over here.

You knew you weren't getting away with... I knew I wasn't. My thing is, Wyatt, I love you so much, but I feel like everybody knows about your music career. They don't ever get to see the sexual side or your relationship side. That's what I really want to... The most they get to see of that

is when I post shit about her. Even the fans are like, oh, he's such a... I think they finally figured out I'm not a gold digger oh for the love of god I still am I make millions of dollars on my own but I'm still a fucking gold digger I I think that people just hate seeing couples happy and it's like the first thing they have to say is oh well she's a gold digger they can't be a big guy he's too big to pull something like that no well no but you guys too you're not a big guy and it's like how do you know i mean we are friends outside of this okay don't worry about we'll be on patreon so

i'm only called little white because i'm 5'8 and caucasian okay don't let other shit for you he's like a fucking human tripod just fucking just kickstand. That's how he stands up while he's drunken on Xanax. Oh, Lord. All right, you ready? Would you rather send a sex tape to all of your friends by mistake or make a sex tape with all of your friends? Oh, hey. Hey.

Hey, for sure. Accidentally send a... I'm like the only female in the crew, so it'd be like a lot. Yeah, it'd be like a lot. Yeah, it'd be like my wife and like 12 dudes. What if it was being jelly? Would you guys want to make a sex tape with us? I would totally do it.

I love Nicole's face. Her eyes lit up. Yes, I would. As a matter of fact, babe, how long are we going to be in Nashville? There's a room upstairs. They had two different reactions. Nicole smiled and Wyatt held his breath. I'm over here trying to cherry read. White was like, oh, wait a second.

All right, so we'll just say. Pass. Gotcha. All right, next question. Hold on. I didn't understand that one. That one was a little weird. All right. um hold on i didn't understand that one that one was a little weird all right would you rather have a threesome with miley cyrus and donald trump

or have a threesome with your mom and dad oh god well my dad's dead my mom's got alzheimer's she wouldn't remember it fuck that's terrible donald trump's filthy rich and miley cyrus i've always had a little thing for it so i'd go with donald trump and miley oh what about you nicole yeah same donald can we turn the lights off i don't have to know it's donald trump well i mean i can put like glow-in-the-dark makeup on my leg can we turn off like i can see yeah can we turn half the lights on donald make make donald the i mean you don't want to see donald i mean kanye west got got Donald Trump to pay musicians more, so I kind of feel like I owe him one.

I'm ready to suck him off real quick. I didn't say all that. Might stick a thumb in his butt or something. That'd be about it. Might suck on his toes. No, God, no. Then again, there are probably some pre-manicured or pedicured toes. Wait, is Melania involved too, or is it just Donald?

No, just Miley and Donald. Fuck. God damn it, I got excited. Would you rather date a girl that used to be a guy or date a guy that used to be a girl? Oh. Can I tell a funny story? His reactions are so funny. Look, so all right, this is a true story.

This is a true story. This is a true story. This was about two years before we got together. I was at this bar. Fine ass Puerto Rican chick. Oh, you got to look at the hands. Drop dead Gordon. Nope. Everything was, this bitch was bad.

So she's buying me drinks and shit. Talking about she's a big fan and stuff. She's like, oh my God, you have the prettiest blue eyes and blah, blah, blah. I was like, I'll go to the bathroom my homeboys that work there he's like come here come here now to the bathroom that's a good homie though because i was like i'm going to the bathroom he's like that that hot puerto rican you're fixing to take home i was like yeah he's like she's got a dick i was like bullshit what would you do in that situation oh my god i can only see

like if you would have actually let's just say i carry a gun and i probably would have shot myself it was probably way worse myself i would have shot myself in the foot or something just to get out of the situation he couldn't even stay he couldn't even stay calm with the tornado warnings going off the other night he was flipping out so i can only imagine his actual flip out if he like yeah they would check on the bed and like lift her skirt was like oh my god just like and let me get this out there i i'm not homophobic by no means my brother's gay my daughter's a lesbian but if a bitch drops her drawers and she's got a bigger dick than me i'm kicking her in it. The way motherfuckers, who was it?

Dave Chappelle. I'll kick her in the pussy. I'm going to kick her where there should be a pussy. I'm going to kick her where there should be a pussy. That is so funny. All right. That's like entrapment. That should be illegal.

Shit should be illegal. Yeah, I think people need to tell you if they've got a bing bong, for sure. A bing bong. A bing bong. All right, would you... That one's stupid. Hold on one second. Oh, my God. A lot ofest incestual questions in here are these from the fans you'll never know or just your sick fucking mind would you i think i know the answer to this one

would you rather have great oral sex every week or have great sex once a month. Oh. Oral sex. Once a month. Oh. That's like prison. That's like torture. Yeah. Yeah. We fucked five times this week. Aw.

I love that. And it's Wednesday. And the pop rocks were just Friday night. Listen, I'll never get over it. It was a little rocky at first. It was a little rocky at first. But, you know, once they start dissolving, and then if you go back down there, now it tastes like blueberry.

Oh, I love it. The day at 20, he's like, all right, babe, we got to take this to the shower. It's a little sticky now. I was like, okay. I'm sitting there hitting it, and my thighs started getting stuck to her thighs. It was like, oh. I was like, this shit's getting real. A built-in wax.

Oh, but what's funny is the next morning, I was taking, this shit's getting real. A built-in wax. What's funny is the next morning I was taking a shit and I wiped my ass. It was a pop rock in my butt crack. Stuck in the hair? Yeah, stuck in the hair. So look,

there's not much hair down there. I was going to stop with my next question. Are we dealing with a forest down there? No, no, no, no, no, no. It's like a fucking much hair down there. It was just kind of like stuck to my butt cheek. I was going to ask my next question. Are we dealing with a forest down there? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's like a fucking skate park down there. It's smooth. Fucking. So that night.

I'm going to moisturize it after you say it. Before she fucking went to bed, she was rolled over on her back. And I noticed that there was one red pop rock in like the top crease of her butt crack. And I just left it there. red pop rock in like the top crease of her butt crack. And I just left it there. So the next day when she was in the shower, she goes,

I just found a pop rock in my butt crack. I was like, two can play at this game. I found one too. And didn't tell you nothing about it. Yeah. You're like, touche. But you planted it in my butt crack.

It whacks a little kind of little peach fuzz thing off my, off my bum hole. I mean, it got pretty crazy. Listen, I'm going to go buy some pop rocks. Jelly's going to be like, what the fuck are we doing pop rocks and butt plugs oh and i was on mushrooms so it was really intense yeah how do you fuck on mushrooms i tried to get jay to fuck me on

mushrooms one time and he just was like he did it but well this is how you gotta do this this is what you gotta do i can say this now so she's not working. You got to take the mushrooms, get in the shower, start going at it, and let them kick in as you're, and then you become one. We played the floor is lava when we got out of the shower. She was like, don't move. I was like, what? She was like, the floor is lava. So I started grabbing all these dirty towels and throwing them out.

I'm like jumping around the fucking bedroom. She was like, I love that we can just play. We didn't have no kids. No, I love that. That sounds like you guys have a really close relationship. Like you guys are best friends and those are the relationships.

Oh, she's definitely my best friend for real. Those are the relationships that last forever. I've got best friends that have said, I ain't your best friend no more, Emma.

Like, no, you're not. You don't do what she does to me. You don't. You gonna pour pop rocks in my dick? Yeah, exactly. You don't shove pop rocks up your pussy, son.

Would you want to be a sex slave for a month or wear a chastity belt for a month? Which one? Both of us? Yeah. Sex slave. You wouldn't want to wear a chastity belt? Fuck no. My balls probably wouldn't even fit in a chastity belt.

Do you know what a chastity belt is, though? Yeah. Like you can't have sex and she gets to keep the key and tell you when you gets to keep the key and tell you she wouldn't be able to like it last she'd put it on just to see what it looked like and i'd be unchained in 45 seconds i feel like i was in prison when i had covid for four days and i'm like babe i just want your can you he's like googling can you get covid from eating pussy and i'm like babe it's told i wear a mask i did do that how did that's crazy that nobody else in the house got covet or was it just our youngest son did oh okay gotcha so but i got i got the fucking rona and nobody jay

didn't get it nobody in the house got it dude it was it's just crazy how that shit works right no i mean no i i got it but i got it for like two days oh yeah but his was like after like it was no this is why i got it because i'm an idiot um after not getting pussy for about a week i got frustrated i was negative though and then you were negative and then i just crawled i just couldn't take it no more i just crawled up in bed with her i was just like i don't care if you've washed the sheets or nothing just give it to me and get it over with spit in my mouth or something get it over i retested everybody so i tested four days later i tested me i was negative he was negative then our youngest son was positive so i

sent him straight to his room oh he was really quarantined we were sliding i was like i was bleaching everything in the house if i think if i touched it was getting like pure bleach wipe on it and then i went to retest brantley to see if he was negative yet and i was like let me go ahead and retest everybody until everybody tests negative if he was negative yet and I was like let me go ahead and retest everybody until everybody tests negative well no remember I was in the shower I was in the shower and I got some of that like menthol shampoo that's like real strong wakes you up shit and I poured it I poured it in my hand I was like oh no grab the shampoo all of a sudden you heard me go oh so mad that's the isn't that the

weirdest thing dude like when i lost my smell i was sitting next to jay and i was eating ramen noodle soup and i was like this tastes like i'm eating a fucking uh washcloth you know like it had no flavor then i start i didn't lose my taste i just lost my smell for a couple days i lost taste and smell and i had a fucking panic attack i was was like, I'm never going to be the same again. I still, just now, a year later almost, it'll be a year in January, just now recently got my full smell back to where I can smell candles and shit. I still can't smell anything. I can smell the candle that tastes like.

Yeah. How do you know what the candle tastes like? I'm going to come and show you. It's a mocha candle. I'm going to taste it later. Oh. Don't pour it on my dick. Do we have any candles here?

I asked him the other day. I was like he said something oh he read a story about somebody pouring candle wax and he said he had a girl no the bitch poured candle wax all over my dick and balls almost she was trying to pour it on his stomach and i was like that's not how you do wax he's like excuse me how do you do it then i was like well you start on the back and you do drops or on the chest why would you do it on his dick well it was like the candle had a lot of hot wax in it and she started dripping dripping and then when she got down she like slipped and poured like all of it on my shit he's like so when have you done this i was like i haven't but i didn't say i wouldn't yeah i haven't not thought about it i was like like, bitch, get off of me. My balls are on fire. Poor white. How do I get this off?

Can we hear one of the worst sex stories you guys both have ever had? Not between you guys? No. I mean, if there's one of you guys together, but I mean. There really ain't one of us together. Our sex is amazing. There's one. What is it?

What is it? Oh, wait. I think I know what you're talking about. It's so bad. Is it before your history? Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, my God. it's so bad is it before your history yeah oh no oh my god so you know like normally when you're done with your monthly thing after about three days you're good

right yeah and i would always wait because he like don't like to even see it or think about it so i always wait so i wait it's at least three days to make sure it's completely done well one night we're in the lights are out and we start going at it. He's like, man, you're really wet tonight, babe. I'm like, just going ham. Lights out. I'm tearing it apart.

Three days after being done, we turn the lights on. It was like a fucking murder scene. Oh, no. It was so bad. My whole face was covered in blood. I'm like, what the fuck? You said you were done. She she was like i'm so sorry it's all here in her thighs my whole stomach's i'm just like i was like you fucked my period

back out like i don't know how to like some good dick i guess yeah no that's how it happens like sometimes you have to sometimes you have to like douche after your period just to make sure that you get all the blood out because it is fucking it'll stay that's what i well that's what i did especially because he hates even seeing any of it even like a little tiny drop at the end he's like okay i'll wait a couple more days so like well even she's had even when her kids she's had two c-sections so that thing is pretty yeah i don't like to think of the thought of blood i want to see it before Before life's over, you'll see it. I will. Trust me. So what's like the worst sex story you've ever had? Wait.

What about you, Nicole? Can you think offhand? Crazy. We'll come back to it. There's so much sex. We'll come back to it. There's so much sex. I've been a rock star for 20 fucking years. There's a lot much sex. We'll come back to it. What do you mean there's so much sex? I've been a rock star for 20 fucking years.

There's a lot of sex. Our other crazy one was when he thought he could drink Crown out of my pussy. I was going to pour it in. I've never heard of more foreign objects that are just like food going in somebody's pussy. Food and drinks. Don't you get fucking uh that burnt drunk as shit because you can do like it's of your butt i think i think that's how you get real oh so pussy you can't yeah i don't know what he was thinking because he's like pulled out like

i've always had been a mentally perverted and he's like made me comfortable enough my body to like to try all this shit oh i'm here for wall street yeah oh my god that was a horrible what is that i blew cocaine up her butt. Oh, okay. Yeah. Don't ever do it, though, unless the man has on a condom because your dick won't work for four days. Oh, I used to shoot cocaine up my ass with a fucking syringe thing.

Just by yourself? With water. Yeah. Just fucking on a Tuesday. Going up on a Tuesday. It was party time. He stuck his dick in there and after about 30 seconds, he was like, babe. And I was like, what's wrong?

I was like, what? Is my butt not tight? I thought my whole body was falling apart. I was like, you're not attracted to my butthole? My dick has done went soft and now it's stuck in your ass. I've got to pull my dick out of your butt. Oh, no. Because of the cocaine?

Yeah. It was rocky. It got rocky in there. It's still numb. Still numb. I'm like like will you stop flicking my dick i don't need to be i would literally wait i woke up the next morning i was like didn't feel a fucking thing i was like that can't be how long did it stay numb for two

three days oh my god that was some good coca-lena it was yeah that was like a good city where we in i don't remember all right would you rather have A threesome with two women Or have a threesome With two men Two women All day Every day Do you guys

Menage a trois We haven't It's in the plans We just haven't found The right one I feel like I'm really picky Like I don't know

Well not only that I'm actually very satisfied With the pussy I have So if she can find Some pussy that can top that We're going for it Yeah Well it's not gonna top it

But it can be It can be on top You know i walked right into that one i go yeah then there's no reason for me to have this on this finger over here yeah i totally fucked that one all right white blondes or brunettes because i know nicole's both right i love when nicole's already all right so i've done i love when you're red because of your eyes and your skin color it's just so pretty like all of childhood growing up it was always blondes blondes blondes blondes even though you're a blonde that's crazy once i realized that both of my baby mamas are blondes and they're fucking insane i was like you know what once being her all right not natural blondes how about that yeah therees and they're fucking insane. I was like, you know what? Once me and her split up.

All right, not natural blondes. How about that? Yeah, there you go. They're natural blondes and they're fucking crazy. But once I split up with Callie's mom, I went on just like a, like I just put up like a wheel with all races and shit and just spun it and whatever and laying it on. That's what I was going after that week. Yeah.

But like, I love me a dark-haired woman. I don't know. Because when she's good tan, that Italian skin, that Italian complexion with that dark hair, with her green eyes, I love it. I was so fucking nervous about her doing the blonde because I was scared. Well, I did it because I was mad at him. Because I was actually bleaching my hair to put the red on so the red would stay. And I was like, you know what? He was an asshole last asshole last night i'm gonna be a blonde for a couple days and after a couple days he's like now that second day i was hitting it from the back and she took that hair and threw it over her tattoo and keep in mind now this is the first

time i fucked a blonde bitch in like five years it It feels like six years. And I'm like, this is weird. Is this my wife? And I grabbed that blonde hair and I tore that motherfucker up. I was like, all right, I like your blonde. We can stick with the blonde

for a while. Isn't it funny how like that changes a guy's mind about the hair color? Did she tell you about what happened the first time she went red? Mm-mm.

So we were in Ohio. We were in Columbus? Toledo. Toledo, Ohio. Oh, good old Toledo. The old goddamn Toledo. We were in Toledo, Ohio. The show. The old Toledo. The old goddamn Toledo. We were at a show and her homegirl, Kaylee, she does amazing hair work and makeup work

and all that stuff. And during that day, she got her hair dyed red. That night, I rocked the show, ended up doing like an extra 20 minute set. I think the old you got confused too because it was a show at a strip club. Yeah. So like we get back to the hotel room and she wants it. She's all over me,

but I'm like out of it. I'm drunk. I'm barely awake. And like she jumps on top of me and I'm like, look lady, my woman has got brown hair. You are not my woman.

Get the fuck off of me and I'm going to bed. I woke up the next morning. She's fully clothed, laying there like this. Not even under the blankets. And I wrote over. I was like. Well, fully like in pajamas.

I didn't just go to sleep in club clothes or anything. But no, she was like fully clothed. Like had on a t-shirt, pajama pants, socks. And that's not her because she sleeps naked. And I was like, what the fuck is going on here? She's like, oh, somebody didn't want to fuck a redhead last night because he's got a girlfriend that don't have red hair i was like you should be fucking proud yeah that you said no and then what was the next time that happened i was it was a

dream oh he was sleep talking one night and like i was like sitting there i was listening to him because he says like some funny fucking shit when he talks yeah but this night he was laying there he was like look all 20 of y'all are hot but i fucking love my wife please just like move over to the other side of the bed just i'm going to sleep over here all 20 of y'all and i was like he woke up and i was like sit on the edge of the bed i was like he was like what what i do and i was like you turned down 20 bad bitches for me in your dream i was like what i think it was a dream oh no we'll get mad at dreams we'll have dreams of you guys like cheating on us and we'll wake up pissed off right back when she was on her adderall we i was before she started going on the road with me all the time

like before i made her manager and told her look i'm not leaving without you there's too much temptation out there i don't want to get sucked back into that so she's your manager now she does she runs everything yeah um we were what a fix about oh it's chachi i was like what the oh yeah no he's over here just chilling but no uh damn i was about to say uh about her oh when we was she wasn't with me i was at a show and i was in my hotel room getting ready and she was on her adderall this is another reason why i made her stop taking her fucking adderall because she already had horrible anxiety she jumps to conclusions and she's like

I know there's a bitch in your room I can fucking hear her I was like you mean Betty White I'm watching the fucking Golden Girls you psycho

and then from that point on I was like I was like you know what we both gotta have iPhones so you can fucking see what the fuck I'm doing that's how Jay and I are

we have a location I'm like look Betty White it's Betty White I'm watching the Golden Girls I'm lame I know yeah no so he gets me pumped up before the shows you just you just love each other would you rather nope that one's boring hold on i'm just gonna ask you a couple more of these would you rather have never wait hold on would you rather never ever have sex but be able to love or have sex without being able to love oh that's a tough one oh pass no no um i mean i we've kind of did both

technically yeah i mean i loved each other before we had sex so i think i would take the sex because you can make love exactly like having sex can lead to falling in love yes i'm with you on that totally yeah i agree all right it also leads you to murder that too would you rather have your dick the size of a nipple or have your nipples the size of your dick? Well, what's fucked up is I have very extremely tiny nipples as it is. Is this my nipple or is this like... I mean both. You would look like you had like a man giant right there.

Oh my God. You have like a little dime size. He's got like little... I think a dime is bigger little Let's see the nipples My nipples are smaller than a dime Like seriously Lift your shirt up though My nipples are seriously tiny

They are tiny I had to have my dick the size of that nipple I wouldn't want to be on this podcast I would have cut myself years ago Oh no What about you, Nicole? What would you do? Would you rather have a dick the size of a nipple or nipples the size of a dick?

Could you imagine just having big old fucking just... No. I can't imagine. Big nipples. This... I don't even have an answer. You know what? You actually are so good at eating pussy, would go with like you not having a dick

And having your nipple down there Well what the fuck am I gonna do You gonna jerk me off like this I just rub my nipple dick on your clit Like you like that don't you We can touch buttons Oh my god Alright last question Would you rather get a golden shower Or get pooped on during anal sex Golden shower We can touch buttons. Oh my God. All right. Last question.

Would you rather get a golden shower or get pooped on during anal sex? Golden shower. I've peed on Jay a few times. I like it. I've actually shit on somebody on accident too during anal sex. Look like little fucking M&Ms in the bed. Just fucking little pebbles. At least it wasn't Pop Rocks.

All right. Yeah, golden shower all day. Yeah, golden shower. Do you guys pee on each other i mean we have yeah for sure in the shower or out of the shower because that's what matters we usually do like hotel room where we have two queen beds a little freaky deekies i like it two queen beds so we can fuck up one bed and sleep in the other i love that no that's exactly oh no wait you remember we were in virginia it was the first time i don't remember we were in virginia with kev when we went horseback riding and stayed in that cabin and like i was in the back she was in the shower she was in the shower like with the door open and i'm sitting there being and i just gripped my dick real tight, let it build up, and I just turned and just sprayed her. Like, just.

She's like, ah, ah, ah. It's in my mouth. It's in my. Oh, it's in my. I was like, yeah. I don't remember the story. You don't remember? It was you.

I was also on, like, Molly and rolled down a mountain. And, like, my ankle was, like, this big. So. I thought she was joking. Getting pissed on. Just fucking. It was a sprained ankle. Getting fucking golden showers.

I was, like, standing outside, like, twirling in circles. I was like staying outside like twirling in circles I was like the stars are so pretty he's like babe it's the Molly and I fell down a mountain I'm like babe there's like four stars out there and then I fell down the mountain when he went back inside so he comes back and I'm like climbing up the mountain and she's nowhere to be found I'm like what the fuck did you do I'm like I'm down here she's like climbing up

I'm like oh my god give me your hand it's like you are not allowed outside by yourself on Molly i love you guys that's why we don't do molly no more and we don't do cocaine no more because of my dick and because your dick went numb for three days i mean i'll still take a bump before a show here and there but you gotta be careful though man that fentanyl shit that's why that's another reason i don't do nothing no more yeah you really like i don't even like i'm prescribed xanax like peach footballs because i'd kill my kids if I wasn't. Yeah.

But like I won't even take like and you know some of the stories. I mean, motherfuckers come up to my shows with just like grocery bags full of drugs. Oh no. Here, what? I've been saving these all year for you. I won't clean out Jay's pants from tour because every time I reach in there, there's drugs that he's been handed. Yeah.

So I make him clean his pockets out now because I'm like i don't know what the fuck this shit is first fucking six months we were together i don't do anything i don't smoke weed just drink you under the table but i've done like a couple of our stories are just like me trying for the first time girl i get it but everyone's like you how are you made a little white and you don't smoke weed i'm like i'm like it's the greatest thing ever i got more money actually yeah and look wendell i love you brother i really do is wendell gonna be listening hi wendell i'm sure he'll watch it i love you brother i truly do but ever since you've no longer worked with me i've probably saved forty thousand dollars a year just on weed and cigars. I love you, Bubba. And munchies.

And munchies. Yeah. Oh, when you're high, you got to eat. No, this motherfucker smokes all day constantly. And the odor I get, I smoke really, really good fucking weed. Yeah, that's how Jay is. He's a weed snob now. Yeah, but I can't smoke during the day.

See, Jelly can wake up and just fire it up. I'll be right back out. I wait till late i'll wait till about our second movie in the night about after kids eat dinner yeah after kids we feed the kids we eat dinner shit we'll start a movie by the second movie i've got it rolled pack i got what i stopped smoking blunts i only smoke cones yeah you can't smoke the blunts man they're so bad for your chest this is my asthma and shit i can't do the blunts, man. They're so bad for your chest. Yeah, especially with my asthma and shit. I can't do it. They make me cough so hard. Doesn't getting older suck? It's the worst. It really don't, man.

Like, I feel like the best years are... Shit you could do, though, when you were younger. Do y'all have the same nails? Shit you could do when you were younger, you can't do now. We got the Freddy Krueger nails, but mine... Oh, for sure. He loves them now. Oh, I love them.

I'll, like, we'll be at the bar. I'll be like... It'll be, like, a bald-headed guy. I'll be like, be at the bar i'll be like it'd be like a bald-headed guy but i'll go get him i'm like yeah that's mine just i was just you can't have her like well what i was saying was i like being older don't get me wrong because i'm so comfortable and you know who i am but as far as like shit i used to be able to do like fucking get shit face and wake up and do it the next day oh there's no fucking way I couldn't run full speed to the car right now and it's just across the street right like I could I could back it in like where's my husband hey I can't breathe

I've seen him run one time yeah that was yeah that was when he wrecked the car and it was very impressive too when someone hit us in his car he's like my baby oh there's a baby in the car i was like no dumb ass that is my baby man i had on dress shoes a fucking full suit and i was running full speed down madison avenue to get away from the cop trying to catch the motherfucker who hit me because i was gonna fucking beat his ass and the cops grabbed me by two arms and they were like i look like scooby-doo running in place and they're like white what are you doing i'm like he just fucking hit my car i'm coming to kill him they were like yeah just let us handle it go back to your car yeah we don't need to catch some charges while you're doing that but

not like what i'm saying when i'm what i was getting at about the older thing is i feel like i feel like the best years are still ahead oh yeah and i don't feel like that i know that like because like i have homies of mine that are a little younger than me and shit um and they're like dreading turning 30 i'm like bro my 30s have been the shit yeah i've done so much awesome shit in my fucking 30s i even got fucking married who the fuck would have thought little white would have got married but like you or jelly exactly right and it's like i told her i told her all the time i was like man i am so ready for my 40s because like i you follow gary v uh that's one of she loves gary v gary v gary v's the man and like when he talks about you know he said something the other day a couple

weeks ago he was like you know it was like you can fail in your 20s you can fail in your 30s you can fail in your 40s you can fail in your 50s but who's to say 60s ain't your your your your year yeah who's to say you know 72 you don't fucking just come up with some genius idea and strike it rich and then you leave everything for your family like he's like age ain't nothing but a number no it's not matter of fact he hell he's one of the main reasons why i got her to quit her job he posted something that uh we went we were out of town coming back from a show i stopped at the pilot gas station to take a shit because that's the only place i'll shit on the road same with jay that's that's because we created this on our own we did that these are our ideas okay jelly's like bubba did you know they got the

cleanest bathrooms in the pilots i'm like yeah why do you think we always stop here? I have IBS too, Jelly. So I go inside, take a shit, come back out, 10 minutes, top. Somehow she's done. Went into McDonald's, got a fish fillet sandwich, came back out to the car, booked two shows, sold two features, and made a nice bag. That's how women work. In 10 minutes, and I'm like, this is a fucking Monday morning, and you just brought in that much money? And like, you've got to quit your job.

And like a week later, Gary V posted, this dude asked Gary V, he was like, at what time, if my side hustle's making more money than my regular job, when do I quit my job? He said, right fucking now. He said, quit your job right now. And it was like that day when she was thinking about putting in her two weeks notice,

I was like, just watch Gary V. He's a fucking genius. Yeah. It's just hard because I've had a job since I was 14 years old. Yeah. And it's also hard working with your significant other 24-7. A lot of people can't do that. Veronica.

Veronica. I think we killed her. I have not seen her. I think that bitch died. I think that bitch overdosed. Or she's in rehab. Or she might have just got off. What was it? Fucking Adderall. Yeah. You never know. No, that bitch died i think that bitch overdosed or she did rehab or she might have just got off uh what was it fucking adderall yeah you never know no that bitch is crazy veronica's a wow that's like her no i've seen veronica veronica veronica veronica got mad at me in the

remember in the beginning when you thought that one of my girlfriends liked white or something like that and you came up to me at one of the shows and i was that's what i was like you know what i really like nicole because you reminded me of me you came up to me at one of the shows and I was, and that's what I was like, you know what? I really like Nicole because you reminded me of me. You came up to me and you were like, I know that bitch. And I was like, no girl, that didn't happen.

And you were like, no, it really did. And I was like, no, do you remember that? Yeah. Cause I came up,

cause I told you, I was like, cause I came to you first. Cause I wanted to clarify. I wasn't mad. I just wanted to make sure everything was very open. Cause like, no,

but I loved it. And I respected it because that's what i would have done you know it's like communication like i don't like people come up and talk to him stuff and like there's this one person that's around as frequently that i do not like for very adequate reasons and this person still tries to act like like hey nicole hi pet like no yeah oh trust me i just keep walking and I do it all the time I just there's no fakeness here I just told a bug the other day I was like Nicole's been always been one of my favorite wives because one she doesn't judge me and she just lets me do me and two you've

always just kept it real you know and that's why I've always respected what you have going on and you guys's relationship too because it's like real recognize real you know a lot of these wives you guys's relationship too because it's like real recognize real you know a lot of these wives don't hold their men down the way that we do but yet they still try to act like it's like you know one thing that you said that i died laughing oh my god it was like it was a clip you posted not too long ago where you were like uh you're not supposed to let your man leave the house hungry or horny yeah she was like because you said there's always a whore out there with a sandwich. And you were like, well,

guess what? I'm the whore. And I know how to make a sandwich. Something like that. I gave you a saying to go base. I was like that woman. God damn it. That woman is something serious,

boy. And that was something he also, when we first started, before I started going on the road with him, I would make sure that Dick was completely drained. Yeah. It wouldn't even be ready to work until he got home. And I always had a, I would make sure that dick was completely drained. Yeah. For sure. It wouldn't even be ready to work until he got home.

Yeah. And I always cooked him a home-cooked meal. Before I left, it had something. Like, as soon as you walk in the door, it's like, is that chicken corn on the roof? Because that's your home. Yeah, but that's your home. And we make it to where you want to come home.

A lot of these bitches stress their men out so much, they don't want to fucking go home. And then the key thing, everyone was like, how do you do this? Because they're there's pictures of like females that are like try to like wait for take a picture and like swing around and kiss them like try to capture on camera and like and i always worried while in their ass yeah like just all sorts like just trying to set him up or they post a picture of him and like i've since we've been together i've literally picked out like all of his clothes. The only other woman that's picked out clothes for him is you. You. Yeah.

When I gave him the makeover. Yeah, so I know all of his clothes in his entire closet and they'll post an old picture. It'll be an old picture and I'll be all over and shit.

I'm like, babe. Yeah. I don't have a beard in that picture. Yeah. My hair's not long in that picture

and I'm wearing fucking FUBU. Yeah. For us, by us. Come on. i never ever pick a fight or an argument or ask questions at a show or while he's on the road right yeah once we get to the hotel room he'll be like daddy good night i'm like yeah you did i was like but you you did make a little couple comments yeah and nowadays it's mainly just like well that's respect well

even like that last two weeks three four weekends ago we was at uh just a time studio in indianapolis oh that's where he's at when i get in my well and and you know i mean just jelly's the same way when i am and i and i'm this me and jelly have very similar situations where we'll go on our hiatuses where we won't oh yeah he is he is he's getting lower and lower you're already hot baby he can't take my body heat can't take it i think it's just material of the couch i'm just sliding it's all the lights too the lights so uh she uh we were just at justin time studio and um you know we had already knew that wes had been in the hospital or whatever and uh me and justin and all of us we're we're in fucking work

mode we're vibing we're like we're all in sync there we're getting it i'm writing and Justin and all of us, we're in fucking work mode. We're vibing. We're all in sync there. We're getting it. I'm writing and shit. I just kind of glanced over and I saw her whole demeanor change. I didn't think nothing about it because I know her, if there's something wrong, she'll tell me. Well, the next day, we're riding home and she's like, look,

last night, I didn't want to tell you this. My dad went all the way through. I made sure he's eaten gave him a good hand job he had a good conversation a couple songs and i was like well you got to keep their headspace yeah that's when she told me that he was in hospice and i was just like damn i love you so much thank you for not telling me like last night and that whole vibe up yeah because it would have just oh yeah it would have put me in a bad dark place yeah totally and we were making some fun songs and just good good comedy in them and some fun shit and i was and once i feel a certain way you can hear it in my lyrics oh yeah jay's the same way you guys

no more fun white it's the stress depressed white talking about some weird shit yeah speaking of what can we expect from you this in 2020 are you going to be dropping some albums or 2020 or 2022 2022 sorry i'm actually working on four projects right now are you just in time we're working on our album oh so it's going to be a full album we're doing like eight tracks it's a little white little white versus just in time i'm getting old i just coughed and farted. Sick. But did you shart yourself?

No, no, no. Okay. Is there Skid Row going on? No, we're good. I'm working on the track, the album, me and Justin. Me and Ashton Ryker, my homeboy that sings, we're going to do like a real soulful Memphis-y kind of bluesy album. Oh, dope.

Which, I mean, I'm still going to be rapping, but it's going to be more for the city. Memphis-y kind of bluesy album. Oh, dope. Which, I mean, I'm still going to be rapping, but it's going to be more for the city. Then me and Steve from Chattanooga, Mr. 423, we're working on another mixtape.

Just something. It was something that I promised him years ago. Like, you know, he helped me out when I was going through a real dark place. And after my dad passed, he pretty much brought me up to Chattanooga for like a weekend and had like 15 features lined up and put like 30 grand in my pocket. So like I always told him, I was like, bro, when you did that, you helped me. You saved my life. You was able to help me get back to normal. So whenever you need me, call me.

I'll be here. And he was like, look, man, I really want to do this group project. You want to do it? I was like, I told you, I got your back, bro. You have mine. I got yours. I'm a man of my word. And then, of course, I'm fixing to start working on my next album i'm trying to get these projects with them knocked out first so i can get back in my full zone because right and don't have

2020 covid shit i didn't there was nothing to rap about what are you gonna rap about looking at your own wall now one thing i can say about the fat man is he took advantage of that shit and dropped like four fucking albums no we both did it was content i know that dropped a gospel album i mean a rap album a rock album a country album semi-gospel album and one like one one yeah but see jelly knows how to take pain and turn it into words see i'm a different type of artist. You're more like hyphy. I'm hyphy. I like the energy. I can still write some deep, dark stuff when I want to.

Golly. What the fuck? That sounds like fucking great dance. That sounds like a never-ending story, dog. Right? A tune! Fucking great name shit.

What about like a No Filter 3? You need to talk to your hubby about that one. Shit, I will. He's got a beat right now in his email I'm trying to get him on. It's got Juicy J on it. Did you know that? No. Let me tell you something about my husband.

Well, that you wouldn't know. It's not that you wouldn't not know. You know everything about him. He is so finicky. Oh, God, I know. And it has to be timing is everything with him. I've literally had people pay me to have them write songs that I've had to wait like a year or two to get it. My girl, Viking Barbie, I had to talk him into it for two years

before he would do it. He's so crazy with stuff like that. But we have a studio that's getting built in our house right now. So I'll definitely talk to him. I'll be over soon. Yeah. Yeah. We'll definitely.

You know how many times we've tried to plan, like, surprise play dates for y'all? Yeah. And either you'll be, like, in a bad mood. I'm like, can't do it. And she'll be like, Jay's not feeling it today. I'm like, fuck. Yeah. Like, my husband.

Well, we're some gangstas. Yeah. Emotional gangstas. They're sensitive gangsters together. The reason why we are like that is because we know when we get together for like just a good fun time, chances of us going to prison or high and alleged crimes go up. The rate goes up.

Alleged crimes. The chances of having our wives very mad at us for the week getting very high but now y'all got wives that'll like do the stuff with y'all it's like when me and jelly wrote when i wrote ride it like a rental and drive it like you stole it and on the uh on my left one of my last few albums. And he got on the song. Six months later, I'm on the news for stealing a rental car that did not steal. But Jelly called me.

He's like, Bubba, you're supposed to write music off of your experiences. You're not supposed to... What did he say? You're not supposed to write the song, then go do it. He was like, that's backwards.

I was like, I didn't steal the fucking car, bro. You just fucking spoke it in the air and set yourself up. Yeah, I did. Well, why don't you tell people where they can find you? Right inside her vagina. Yeah, right. Fucking pop rocks. I'll print out treasure maps for everybody.

I'm so curious about Nicole's vagina after this podcast like i'm definitely gonna have to see it one of these days you will yes which one oh okay yeah sorry manager always gets me um so real quick do you know that you are like fucking huge on tiktok i just recently found out i got like between, I got like two homeboys that are really into it on it. They be sending me videos of like 60-year-old men singing Oxycontin to their granddaughter or something. And it's funny as shit. I mean, there's like 8,000 to 10,000 videos of these old folks rapping my shit. We're about to change that up, though, because I want to do a TikTok with you.

I'm down. But like, I've got it on my phone it's just i'm so old school like i get it i'm so old school i miss sticking flyers on windshield wipers and the cars now everybody thinks you can make one facebook post and sell out an arena well can i tell you the truth? I fought getting on fucking TikTok. This is my manager right here. I fought her for two years getting on TikTok. I was like, I'm not fucking doing it. I'm 40 years old. That's how I am. What am I going to do? I'm going to fucking just shake my tits

and fucking get kicked off all the time anyways. So it took me fucking three profiles. I got banned. And then finally we figured it out with this one. We're at almost 1.4 million. And then I have another backup one that's at 300,000. My fucking sales and my podcast have skyrocketed because of tick tock. Like it's insane.

So if I could just, as one entrepreneur to another fucking business couple, if you guys can get on tick tock and figure it out, I'll help you guys. It is so fucking worth it, dude. Oh, I know it's worth it.

It's life changing. It's crazy. Instagram's dead. You can't do shit on instagram anymore instagram is going to be out the window in probably a year or two they're they're gonna fuck it off like they did with myspace tiktok is the new thing right now i miss myspace i do too this is my aol profile dude i oh my god i remember my fucking it might make it all different colors yeah i'm like copy paste but yes but do you remember when life was so easy that all you had to worry about was who was in your top 10 yes

and that was like what people would beef over yeah like it was crazy what the fuck we were just at the tigers game the other night why am i number 11 yeah exactly why am i not boring john why am i not on the top row yeah exactly then i had to spice it up top 16 top 24 yeah i always kept it top 5 or top 10 because i was just like if you were in there you were special special well i love you guys so much and i thank you guys so much for coming by i'm so glad that people get to see the side of you because it's the side that i love of you guys yeah nobody sees this i mean every now and then they'll see it on like you know social media we'll have our little moments but yeah i'm glad like because that's what i asked her i was like does she want to interview just you or just me or both of us

interview both of us i was like okay cool yeah that's fine i'm down totally down for that because i wanted her to have her chance to say her silliness absolutely i am and you know behind every fucking successful man yeah exactly as a As a bitch that's holding them up. So it's like. She actually does hold me up sometimes. I've actually carried this motherfucker. No, I believe it. While I get the car keys out of my purse.

I believe it. Why don't you tell some people where they can find you like on social media? Well, considering it's going to be dead in about a year or so. Instagram is where you're going to find me. But you're going to make a TikTok.

I am fixing to make a TikTok. He has a TikTok. I i've got a tiktok page i just haven't really messed with it i think it's just white i think as soon as tiktok started everybody start going following the account all right so you're a little white on instagram l-i-l-w-i-t on youtube uh youtube is a little white just youtube's a little white what's my Facebook? Lil White. Just Lil White. Just Lil White. And look, let me rephrase this, okay? It is W-Y-T-E. If you put a fucking H in white

and expect me to fucking converse with you, you're not even a fan. People will be looking at my Instagram page talking about some, hey, Lil White. You know what?

Can I tell you something? Big fan. You're obviously not, buddy. I just fucking had a flash of this. I know, when I got with Jelly, I had never listened to his music. you know what can i tell you big fan you're obviously not buddy i just i just had just fucking had a flash of this i know when i got with jelly i had never listened to his music i still don't i love jay but he's my husband i hear the songs from from fucking post of whatever and post a pillar and um fucking in vegas i used to fucking bump little white yeah like i i never bumped jelly well you're also spraying liquid cocaine up your butt too so says a lot about both of us and i was popping pills so i used to i used

to get loose the most i helped so many nurses through nursing school oh i bet yeah i got my first speeding ticket going 120 to 70 driving from memphis to nashville yeah like i looked behind me and there's a cop behind me said So let me get out of his way. And I sped up even more to get over. And I was like, Oh, whoopsie. You're like,

Oh, sorry. Jamming, jamming my, my album. Nicole, where can people find you? I'm just that rap guy's wife on Instagram,

which is my favorite Instagram name of all time. That rap guy's wife. Well, sir. Mix a lot was the first song that he ever like repped. So yeah. Yeah. So that rap guy's wife. And then lot was the first song that he ever like rapped so yeah yeah so that rap guy's wife and then facebook is just nicole lane so yay i love you guys so much promise me you're gonna come back and we are we're coming back i want to come back when

paul and them are here i want to i want to i don't even got to be on the show i just want to witness the so i'm gonna see him and boo pat's gonna come to the nashville studio pataw yeah and then gangsta boo and um and paul are meeting me in la awesome so i'm gonna see them in la but if they were here i would totally love for you guys to all get together i think it would be fucking awesome and you gotta call ball and g yes i fucking love a ball you have no idea they they're just my i love them so much actually i think he commented on one of of it was one of my last posts he just said something

like I was like oh that's what's up MJG which one was it? Alright well thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde

I will see you guys next week And it's great because we're all dumb blondes Yeah we are I'm a dumb blonde for real

I got lost twice on the way here For being dumb we're fucking doing pretty fucking good Oh yeah we're the smartest dumb fucking good, right? We're the smartest dumb blondes you're ever going to meet, motherfucker.

See you guys next week. Yeah. Bye.