Dumb Blonde - Mary Carey: Schizophrenia, Porn, and Infertility

Episode Date: May 27, 2021

It's Part 2 with special guest Mary Carey, Ex-porn actress, Model, Reality TV star, and two time Governor Candidate of California. She and Bunnie imagine what life would be like with the two of them in office together, and Mary opens up about her infertility and treatments. She also shares how she met her husband, dumped a bad ex, and what really happened after Celebrity Rehab.  Bunnie: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Mary: https://marycarey.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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to main stage next this is bunny get up there she's got a tornado of titties coming your way get those dollar bills ready she's got an ass that shakes like michael j fox so get up there and throw throw throw them dollars dude that is fucking iconic he stole money he stole money from you and so then three weeks later my mom jumped off a four-story building oh my god she survived but she broke was that when she was on medication she didn't you know at the time she didn't tell me but then i went to her apartment and like the way her dosage was was you could see like had the day and like she didn't take her medication for six days oh and so the voices came and she thought she had framed she thought she was being framed for the murder of president roosevelt oh so she jumped off a building and i

remember i just like i got here and um you know she had like they could like they didn't think she was gonna survive the first 24 hours. She had 10 pints of blood transfused. Then it was like, we might have to, you know, she might be paralyzed. She might have to amputate her legs. But none of that happened. And then thank God, a couple months in, her neurosurgeon was like, I was like with some boy.

I was just dating this boy because he was a couple years younger. He's like, can I get you number one and go out sometime? And I was like, neurosurgeon, yes. This is good good I have a place to stay he gave me a car and I even said I will only date you if you give because I was buying my Xanax illegally so I was like I need a prescription to Xanax and Valium he's like sure and I was like this is awesome and sometimes I would be like I need five thousand dollars like right now he's like okay and then I used to love my sugar daddy like that he was great but not only that he got my mom so my mom because she was on like government you know medicaid and welfare

they would like um instantly the second like a surgery was done to make it cheap for the hospital boom like kick her out kick her out and put her in some like shitty like nursing home type place and so once he came around and he was um i forgot what it's called, the head of the hospital, chief. Right. He overrode all doctor. I'm like, why aren't you kicking around? Got her a private room at this hospital, kept her in there for like three or four months. Then he got her into like a place I couldn't afford for rehab, for like rehabilitation.

But then eventually I just couldn't take it anymore. And I remember I went to a Jamie Foxx concert down here. I came home drunk and I was like, I'm done. Wasn't thinking, unfortunately, I should have thought about my mom and my Xanax prescription because both were done

the next day. My mom was moved out to like, next thing I know in like a halfway house, literally like a halfway house and my Xanax prescription I went to refill

was canceled. I didn't even think he would think of that and I was like, when I left at three in the morning, I was like, I can't get a ticket

for my dog right now but I'll be back for my dog in a week and then he's like, you can only have your dog back if you give me back like I want like thirty five thousand dollars and I was like fuck I'm like I don't have that right now and you know what and at the time I wasn't a good dog mommy right you know to be honest so so it was for the better but then so a couple months later my Xanax was still bad right I was starting to like I had a severe Xanax addiction too

Oh mine was just And I wasn't taking them to the party I was taking them to sleep at night Oh no I was taking them to Fucking not feel anything I've always had severe anxiety I have severe anxiety too Like beyond crippling

Like even just being late today Because the girls Makeup was everything I cannot When I am running late to things I start like I'm a very anxious person Yeah

In general Like severe Same And so sleeping at night was impossible to me and I remember I used to just take Tylenol Pams and alcohol and then my porn star friend who was like my like best friend for a couple years Tawny Roberts one day she's like Mary you're only sleeping four hours you need to sleep more but you please take this pill yeah and then I was like that's all it takes yeah I was like the first time you feel a Xanax hit your bloodstream it's like oh my god it's the best like you'll be laying there and you feel it and you're like dude it's like you've never had

that piece i used to tell people i want to marry a six foot four xanax like i picture him with like white gloves he even has a little marks you know he's a big time bar totally i was in love with them i mean yes it was the greatest thing ever yeah but it was getting bad it was getting to the point where i would like come home drunk and not remember if i took and i would put that point i was taking like two and a half bars at bedtime but i took 64 footballs in two or three days how much does it equal to bars probably like 10 the footballs are 0.5 0.5 so i took 64 of those in two or three days and woke up two weeks later out of my xanax haze and was just like bro this is great it's crazy because you were probably moving around doing stuff too yeah I went and visited people yes I fucking

slept in my car I did a couple weird things I would do things and like lost friendships woke up to friendships that were gone I was just like bro yeah you don't know why and they don't get it yeah I would call my like I had an assistant at this point I started paying this girl like 500 bucks just like drive because I couldn't drive or do anything on my own yeah and like I would like call my dance my future dance agent when I wake up to find out my bookings and like an hour would go by and I guess I would like I would repeat everything I would like do it all over again and do it all over again yeah you're always constantly repeating yourself and mine was bad and I didn't know how to stop and then so finally when I got offered celebrity rehab it was because I was really good friends

with China now China's honestly more fucked up than me I will say rest in peace but China's And then so finally When I got offered Celebrity rehab It was because I was Really good friends with Chyna Now Chyna was honestly More fucked up than me I will say Rest in peace But Chyna She had the most beautiful vagina I loved her vagina When I saw it at Playboy

Really I don't I think that was photoshopped Okay Only I know That you're crushing my dreams Well because Chyna And I feature danced together

Did you We did Okay because I gotta show you And she was like I gotta show you I gotta be like Chyna Paying the big bucks together Did you? We did Okay because I gotta show you And she was like I gotta show you I had to be like Chyna Paying the big bucks To see those panties come off

And she like Did not want to take them off No Yeah Okay I think it had to have been Photoshopped Because I saw it in Playboy And I was just like

Man that shit I did not expect her To have that pretty of a pussy No I mean You know what I will say though That she is

Is one of those beautiful people She had been so screwed over Money wise So I mean Her sister had cleaned out I will say, though, that she is one of those beautiful people. She had been so screwed over money-wise. I mean, her sister had cleaned out all the money she made from WWE. The storyline that she went through with, like, I don't remember, Mr. Whatever that guy is. That guy's married to Stephanie McMahon. Like, all that stuff was real. And she lost everything.

And she really loved wrestling. And she had a hard childhood. And so when we became friends, it was. Rest in peace. She passed away. She passed away. yeah she passed away and everything it was honestly she passed away

the day I had gotten out of like first time I put myself in real rehab but like that's so a celebrity rehab not a real rehab it was real but at the time

I really so when Chyna called me Chyna's manager called me and it was funny because I knew my Xanax problem was bad I knew I was it was starting to happen

where now I was I wasn't getting strip clubs were like I was a liability they didn't know what I was gonna do I mean I went on stage always that happen where now I wasn't getting, strip clubs were like, I was a liability. They didn't know what I was going to do. I mean, I went on stage always. That was the thing. I went on stage.

I never missed a show. Never missed a show. But it was like, what would I do on that stage? What would I say to the people? What would I, you know, like some clubs loved it though because I was entertaining. Some clubs hated it, you know? Right. And, but also it was just getting bad.

Like I would tell my mom, I'm going to come visit your nursery at 1 p.m. I wouldn't wake up till 7 p.m. i was down here i was you know how it is you're taking enough xanax you know it builds up in your system oh yeah it circles through your liver twice yeah and the next day of one drink and you're just back in that loop again lit and you know and it was just getting bad and i was taking those times i know i love xanax i mean you should see my husband we're watching like like, I remember watching like Mindhunter on Netflix and the guy got a Valium prescription. Yeah.

I was like, oh, he's so lucky. He's so lucky. Like, I want those. Like, I seriously,

the only thing I would rob from someone and I'm not, it was Xanax. Well, not now. I'm scared because everything's laced with fucking fentanyl. But I told her when we go back to Vegas,

I was like, I got to go see my old doctor because I haven't, can I have his number? Cause I'm feature dancing in Vegas too. It's one of like, I got to go see my old doctor. I haven't, can I have his number? Cause I'm featured dancing in Vegas too. It's one of the places I need to go. I've been sober for sober and straight edge for like three going on four years. And it's been the worst time of my life.

Yeah. I'm ready to lick a Xanax. You know what though? For those, I would say that. Cause like I was sober for over a year and then I mean, I had a really well-being. My anxiety is terrible.

Once I, well for me, my anxiety. So I stayed sober, got married to, well, I don't know. So many other in between things. My mom jumped. jumped celebrity real was great yeah let's talk about celebrity great

but I didn't think I was an alcoholic I thought I had a Xanax problem and I thought getting me the Xanax was gonna make me better right now and so when I got out of there I wasn't on Xanax anymore I stayed Xanax how did they are so when you got off a celebrity rehab you weren't on Xanax anymore did they give you another pill to replace it Well to sleep at night I was taking Seroquel Which let me tell you I've heard stories It is the worst thing

Actually my husband Is an ER doctor It was funny He had this patient come in And she ended up passing away And no doctor could figure it out And once he told me the case It's funny

Because I can figure I'm like It was the Seroquel withdrawal Because Seroquel withdrawal When I tried to get off of those Was a hundred It was the worst thing ever And the only reason I finally got off of it was 100 it was the worst thing ever and height and

the only reason I finally got off of it was because I started like my thyroid had gotten slow and I was linked to that it was linked to so many things but at the time drew it put me on 50 milligrams the problem was obviously eating more and more and more is he a real doctor yes he is internal medicine doctor okay went to the same med school as my husband USC um you got a thing for doctors I do know i well you know it's mpa players over here a lot but he's so cool rappers was my 20s and then when i hit my 30s oh no i love rappers i'm right there but no now oh yes you do but no but then i was like i was so done with the hollywood people i was like i need a doctor yeah but the problems are all so

boring i would go on dates with them and i'm like i was zero sexual attraction like zero like like how did you meet your husband oh my god let told the neurosurgeon okay quickly so him I told him this is my story to guys I don't wanna have sex with that were doctors and they believe it cuz they're doctors and they have no they have no street smarts you know I would be like except for my husband cuz he's not normal no he's really not he like I don't think any of us are no but he's not normal doctor the rest of them are you And I would tell him, I was like, I'm so sorry due to porn and how people view me wanting sex all the time.

I cannot have sex with you until I know you really love me. So probably not until we get engaged or married. But you'll stick with me and show me through ways that you love me. Does it work? I mean, yeah. Yeah. It worked with the neurosurgeon. Then it worked with this other

doctor he was a PICU pediatric ICU doctor yeah and I remember you know at a hotel room together and he kept like because I okay if I like a guy I am like laying on yeah but if I don't it's weird if they touch me I'm just like yeah and so I told him I'm so sorry I told the same story I'm like and I'm like and I don't like any touching and in fact I was like the bed divides here do not cross your line you can stay for the holy spirit but it totally works yeah it wouldn't work for a street smart guy though it only works for like nerds well see that's my problem is I love hood rappers I did I cannot I did I love musicians my dad was a musician so it's like I just yeah so I just it just has trickled over and hopefully our kid doesn't date musicians

don't go tell him to go for a doctor and honestly I regret like I love my husband but I wish I would have stuck with a nerdy doctor yeah you know because he's

a bad boy doctor yeah you know he was like a biker and like dropped out of college and then was a chef but then went back to college at 27

and didn't even go to med school until he was in his 30s so he had this like but that's what I liked about him you know so how'd you meet your husband now? I was at. How long have you guys been together?

Okay, let's see. Well, I met him in July of 2017. But I was like in another relationship. I'd just gotten out of, well, let's see, I went to rehab in, because I met him

through like a rehab program I was part of, Promises. How many times have you been to rehab? So there was celebrity rehab rehab. But I didn't really believe I was an alcoholic. Then then in 2014 i started going to a occasionally because my second husband was kind of like you know i'd gone to a dance booking and got so drunk that like i went on stage with toilet paper coming at me and people thought i was a tampon string and i refused to

take tips i was like no not taking no you know and so you know I love her yeah the next day like you're like the girls I've all grown up with in Vegas so there's nothing you could tell me that is like shocking because my best friend from high school actually came up there and she told me that she was like and she has seen me she was like this is the worst you ever were and it's because they gave me a 7 p.m show and a midnight show yeah that's a lot of hours you know too much uncontrolled time yeah for sure and you know and so my and then like i don't know and then like the guy that was helping me he got like he got arrested and the cops came to my house i mean i was like just drunk in my room like ready to go to sleep but the guy who was helping me who was staying with me he i guess

got banned from the hotel in the meantime and the cops came and he had already just thrown pizza in my room so then they kicked me out three in the morning after i just went through this with the club so i had to like find a new hotel i had to call the club the next day be like i'm really sorry if you have to pick me up at another hotel after they just went through what they saw the night before have you ever thought about writing a book you know i had a book deal i was doing celebrity i feel like there's so many layers to you yeah it's just impossible but i was like i had two years to get the proposal done and i liked it and because i had to meet with ghost writers and all this stuff and i just

and like i remember finally though this writer from vh1 we finally got together and we wrote that i mean finally in like 2010 i was like you should really do it well when i called the agency like 2012 i'm ready they're like oh you're not been on TV For a while Yeah But maybe the governor Run I'll get to go Because I have the proposal Ready Dude get on it Because you really

I'm more responsible now Back then in my 20s Once everything started Happening with the governor Girl I'm still trying To grow up And I'm fucking 41 You know

Well I mean No I'm just saying Like I'm much better Than I was then I'm still not like great Yeah You know I mean I'm still not

Good at We're all figuring it out. So how did you meet Hubby now? Okay, so this, so, okay, well,

because like went through my divorce from my second husband in 2016 and he sent, that psychiatrist sent me, my psychiatrist was like, because I like, so planned, like when I got divorced,

I'm like, I gotta get on TMZ so I can get back to featuring. So I'm wearing up my feature rate. This is like 2016, that's all I think about. So I purposely like went out, like I called TMZ. It wasz it was like i'm gonna be going in here having a divorce party i brought some girls came out i don't remember leaving but my whole plan inside the restaurant was like i

gotta get super shit face and act crazy so it makes it on tmz which i did but then my agent my my psychiatrist who i met through dr drew dr, Dr. Charles Sophie, who I love, except for he won't give me Xanax. That's the only problem. Well, he's a smart one because if you're listening, please. But,

um, yeah. So, um, he was like, Mary, because of my reputation, I need you to go to rehab. Yeah.

And I'm like, Oh, cause I'm the time, like the insurance I had, I'm like, I was like, I'm not going to have to go to like a, not like a, you know, yeah. Like a state. Who knows? Right. Right. And I'm like, oh, because at the time, like, the insurance I had, I'm like, I was, like, going to have to go to, like, a not, like a, you know, like a state, who knows what. Right, right, right.

And I was like, I don't know. I'm not going to have to. Like, I can't do this. He's like, if you don't, I'm like, I'll go to outpatient. I'm like, I was like, I can't, Dr. Stupi. He was like, I will not see you anymore. Right. And he was like, almost like a father figured me.

So I was like, I don't know. So then he's like, okay, lady from the, he's like, I set it up where you're going to go to Promises in Malibu. I'm like, that's $65,000. Like, I can't. Yeah. And he's like, no, no,'s like i set it up where you're gonna go to promises in malibu i'm like that's 65 000 like i can't yeah he's like no no i'm gonna get it for you you're gonna get scholarship you know i'm like oh i'm like i'm getting divorced i want to find a new husband i'm like this is gonna be so fun it's like the four seasons without the drinks right and rich men yeah perfect so sure enough i started dating a guy my third day there and he was great but he was 10 years younger than me and turned out to be a worse alcoholic than me oh no it was great it was great great great like his family was so nice and he was weird because

you know he lived at home with his parents so i was like 35 flying up to visit him and like his parents were in the house we went on lots of trips always with his parents yeah we had like adjoining like it was awkward weird but i loved it because it was like having this mom and dad family that you know and they were the nicest people yeah but like the thing is though he started giving me his ultimatums he was like you know and that's the thing i will say it happens so many guys they love that you're mary carrie they're like i want to go out of mary care and i tell her friends look at mary care like this is look at her picture you like her look she's on tv yeah and then like a couple months go on it's like my friend watched you on Pornhub and you know I don't

like you posting sexy pictures yeah you know can you not do this and you know I don't want guys touching you when you feature dance always cool everyone wants it and then they can't handle it right so that's what happened with this guy so he gave me his ultimatum he was like um I don't want you um I know and I even had gotten pregnant with his baby and we it was a whole thing where I just his family it was just and that's why I feel like God's cursing me now with my whole infertility thing we're gonna lead into that once we hear about how you either way he was like you can't be Mary Carey anymore and I was like secretly doing dance bookings and clubs were getting mad because I would I would be like I wouldn't stand dancing at it I would like not post flyers because I was like telling him I was hosting and and then he just gave me this final

ultimatum like no more Mary Carey. And meanwhile, I had just like been on my most, about a year sober. Went out to Exotic Dancer Convention and all the clubs, you know, for feature dancing. And the feature, they're all like, we want to book her every week. She's sober. She looks great now. Yeah. And I didn't tell him.

I told him I was going out there for my final Harada to say bye to the clubs. But really, I was like, you know what? I'm almost a year sober because I got a year sober a month later. And I was like, I want to go kick ass and feature dance right now because I'm 37. You're present. But I'm also 37. I knew it was coming to an end. Right. You know?

Although I did always tell my agent, I'm willing to feature dance at 60, 70. Give me a hotel six, a dollar. Give me a little nip and tug and I'll fucking slap my old ass somewhere. Now I'm like scared to feature dance, but I'll get into that too. After all these years of loving it. But so then I knew he was breaking. I knew we weren my old ass somewhere. Now I'm like scared to feature dance, but I'll get into that too. After all these years of loving it. But so then I knew he was breaking. I knew we weren't going to work. And like a couple months prior, I was at a barbecue for the rehab I had gone to.

Oh, well, because I went to Promises Malibu. But then I also had to go back three months later to Promises again, because I didn't really think I was an alcoholic yet, the first Promises. I went just like kind of like, this is fun. I'll meet a guy. But then I really got really bad. Like I got so bad that I was like oh my god you had to go back and it sucks because I was debating like Brazilian butt lift or rehab I was like Brazilian butt lift is gonna be more at the time was gonna be a better I thought better investment but at the same time I was like

if I don't I'll just die yeah so I went to rehab again promises gave me a scholarship but this time no Malibu for me they sent me to the professionals program because they said that they thought I was getting too much special treatment and they said because of like you know the education I had grown up with they're like you need to be like kind of like highly smart people not that they're like yeah they're like you're being coddled and these doctors are going to put you with the doctor lawyers program and I was like great future husband there yeah so I mean always thinking about that and at the same time I was really obsessed with my boyfriend because my boyfriend was in a rehab too again but when I met the first rehab he was also back in rehab right but like so

a year later you know the one that gave you the ultimatum yes okay but this point we hadn't done that yet right but then he did and it was getting towards the end of our relationship and I was and I was very active in promises like I went I did because it was my only social life all my friends drank into drugs right so I pretty much um my best friend became this like anesthesiologist that was my roommate in rehab and we went to like sober bowling and sober comedy night only hung out with her went to like promise I only would go to promises a meetings though because again I was looking for you know always got even though I had a boyfriend I was like always on the lookout like there's gotta be better so is that how you met your husband I was at a barbecue and it was July of 2017.

And the boyfriend was the boyfriend at the time I was sober and he was back drinking and he was bad. And he was like, uh, I mean, I was like, he was worse than any porn star I've ever seen. He could drink a whole bottle of vodka,

like a whole bottle of vodka. Literally. When I say one, like, like, oh, that's of vodka. Literally, when I see him one, like, chug it like it's vodka. Oh, that's not attractive. No.

I would never. And then pass out when I'm there. Like, if you're not even gonna get dick when they're drunk, like, I don't want it.

Well, yeah, it was just bad. Yeah. And so I knew I needed someone better. So I remember I was at the barbecue, eyes open, and,

you know, my husband Joe was hitting on me a little, but I was just like, I don't know. Joe. Joe. And I remember, like, like someone's like he's an er doctor and i was like that guy is a doctor like i'd never seen doctors with the tattoos and then the hair and then he was wearing he's wearing like a cowboy hat with a soccer jersey it was a really weird outfit and so i was just like i like it joe i like your style i was just not into it but i was also because i was

still obsessed with the boyfriend. Right. So like two months later, I'd always see him at our Amy. I was always seeing him around. Right. But I just thought he was

really socially awkward and like, you know. Those were the best ones. No, he wasn't socially awkward. I shouldn't say that. Because he says like comments to people and they sound so mean and I was like,

other people weren't getting his humor and I could tell it. Joe, when's your birthday? November 22nd. Oh, you're a Sagittarius. I call him Sagittarius. Yes, exactly. He's like, he, yes. oh yeah you're a i call him sagittarius yes exactly he's like he he yes well you're all three of my husband's 15th right all three of my husband's sagittarius well because you're a gemini cancer and sagittarius my husband's is sagittarius

gemini and sag is a soulmate sign and aquarius and sag i was obsessed with astrology in high school yeah i was the go-to for my friends. I actually had a YM like astrology chart taped above my bed. Yeah, that's why though. That's why you guys work like that. That's so funny.

You know it more than I do but I love that stuff. So you guys met. I met him. I wasn't really interested for a couple months but then like the meetings we used to go to

everyone lived on like Beverly Hills, Brentwood and I lived in the valley and he one day was like you know we could go to meetings together in the valley and I was like well you know what I guess that would be good because I would like someone to go to meetings in the valley and he one day was like you know we could go to meetings together in the valley and i was like well you know what i guess i would that would be good because i would like someone to go

to meetings in the valley with so i gave him my number but then like five minutes later he texted me after the meeting can i have a picture you know just to save with your your number and i was oh is that's for a picture no so i just ignored him yeah but then a couple weeks later i knew my relationship with the young guy was done because i knew that i had like eight weeks straight of future dance bookings. Right. That was the end of the ultimatum. So I told that guy I was willing to quit being Mary Carey.

Right. As long as you could take care of me. Exactly. I was like, I will move in, you know, but he was like, no,

not until you prove you're not Mary Carey. Like a true narcissist. Yeah. And then I'll go be a waitress. I'm like, that's great. I was like, but I won't pay my bills.

I'm like, you know, it wouldn't pay my bills. He didn't get it. It wasn't the lifestyle I was used to. I've had so many dudes give me. No, you know, it wouldn't pay my bills. He didn't get it. It wasn't the lifestyle I was used to. I've had so many dudes give me. so you're getting butt sweat a lot.

No, you're fine. I've had so many dudes. You're going to have to put Ray on a new spot. I'm not kidding. It's really sweaty. It's okay.

But anyway, so then I finally went on a date with him because then he texted me when I knew and he asked me, do you have any young, hot,

single friends? So I was like, it's 37, too old. Yes. I'm just trying to fucking get your attention. So I was like, is 37 too old? That was his way of just trying to fucking get your attention. Yeah. But I was like,

is 37 too old? Typical Sag mood. Pay attention to me. Well, it worked. Yeah. It worked. And I was like, is 37 too old?

And he's like, depends what she looks like. Well, am I too old? And he said, no. So we talked on the phone a little. And then before the next AA meeting, we just like walked over to a Starbucks and we talked. And then it was weird AA meeting, we just like walked over to a Starbucks.

And we talked. And then it was weird because now since I knew I was done with the young guy, all of a sudden I'm looking at him. And I was like, wait a minute. Like he's got like pretty eyes. He's tall. And then the only thing that turned me off is I remember we were having coffee. And he was telling me about when he hung out with the Hells Angels on his motorcycle.

And I'm like, oh my God. He was just trying to be tough. Well, I was like, look at that. And I was very upset. Because i'm like oh my god he's trying to be tough well i was like look at that go and i was very upset because i'm like you must think i'm a stereotypical porn star he's gotta tell me he's a biker yeah well turn out he really was a biker but i just didn't believe him at the time i didn't really believe him so i but at the time so at the time i was upset that was the only thing that bothered me is i thought he was like stereotyping me right but yeah so then we went on but then the next couple of dates i mean i literally was like i would go to a feature booking land on Sunday because I'd only be in town till Wednesday

and I'd be like meet me for dinner the second I land and he was always a half hour late and um just like my husband doesn't even show up so you got at least he shows up he was late I mean another time I had to go to like a convention to sign I like ubered with my like big suitcases and stopped and like visit him in his rehab and then like went to the i like ubered with my like big suitcases and stopped and like visit him in his rehab and then like went to the airport like you know i went out where he was being a doctor at no or he was he was in the doctor's rehab oh gosh he was the doctor i had gone to but a year later okay but it's like it's not like a normal you live in apartments with other doctors you have left freedom gotcha it's very guys are both healing together yeah and then we were sober

together yeah it's been great so now you guys are on this adventure but then well then we moved to florida so then we were like i still get my place there obviously because i had to keep my place i owned it before marriage if things don't work out security blanket yeah and i'm just kidding she's kidding not anymore don't get a divorce after you get out of the podcast no no you know what i know so now i'm in the beginning but now just like, I'm, we've gotten super close because you know, there's obviously a lot of rough patches. And then of course marriage is not fucking easy. It's not at all.

And he was wanting me, you know, and it was funny because I loved feature dancing. He kept telling me, this is fine. While you were engaged, you can feature dance. And he'd come on the road with me and he was great. I mean, he was a leather jacket. Sometimes a guy like I would be like not paying attention. He'd be pushing people out of the way, knocking them down. He's great.

It turned me on a lot, you know, and it was just it was so much fun. But he's like he kept telling me you need to retire when we get married. And I didn't believe him. Yeah. And it was like my last book. That's what Jay told me. Yeah. That's what my husband told me.

I was not willing. And then I thought he was joking. And then I thought he was serious. So I was kind of sad because I didn't get to appreciate those final bookings. Well, it's not even that. It's like we don't like being told what to do. And we don't want to have to stop. No, mine's I really like to feature dance.

She's like, my whole fucking career is because of this fucking feature dancing. It really is. It's all I wanted to do. So right now you guys are married. And we got married. And I quit feature dancing. But then, see, he hadn't been working For a couple months He got to be on paid disability

While he was Until he had a certain amount Of sobriety Right So he was getting paid disability Traveling around the country with me All of a sudden He hits his year sober

I just retired from feature dance We get married And I'm like Okay What do I do I'm ready to be a mom now I mean I guess I go to the mall And buy a purse

That's how I swear you sound like me When she moved in with me This is my best friend Of 17 years She's like So what do you do I'm like I'm a fucking housewife No I hated it I was so depressed that's how I swear you sound like me when she moved in with me this is my best friend of 17 years she's like so what do you do I'm like I'm a fucking housewife no I hated it I was so depressed I started drinking I had been sober like all of a sudden he'd be gone for 12 hours I was like well what do I do I remember I was working it's hard I was in my bar class like why am I even working

out like not gonna get naked for anyone I mean except for him why why bother why am i here no i swear i'm like i all my friends are getting dick and i'm just like it must be nice i'm married five years yeah so but now you guys are trying to have a baby yes then we moved to florida and it was i thought this would be even better because you get like the amazing house i love which i keep trying to get i always want people to come over our house because i'm also yeah well you know why because we live we live like in the middle of nowhere kind of not in the middle of nowhere

but it takes a long time just to get like so I always try to get anyone to come over because I don't want to go I don't want to leave ever I'm very like comfortable not leaving the house

which I didn't used to be like you know but now I am yeah and so they can't even get me to go eat dinner out here well I like to go eat dinner though

I'm not mean but you know what I don't care it depends I mean if someone wants to out here. Well, I like to go eat dinner, though. I'm not mean. But you know what? I don't care. It depends. I mean, if someone wants to, if I want to, yeah, I like going out to dinner. I'm just like on my own wave. So you guys are trying to. Well, yes, when we moved to Florida, I got even worse with my drinking.

Yeah. It was like an all-time worse, like six months of depression. Well, it's an adjustment. Yeah. And then car accident. And then I had a broken neck for three months. So then I was really depressed. Yikes. And I was still drinking still drinking and then my friend robert all she was visiting me a lot and she like looked at me one day she's like you're gonna be she's like she's seen me drink over the

years and she's seen me so but she's like this is the worst i've ever seen you she's like you're gonna be like a 400 pound alcoholic who dies if you don't put yourself together it freaked me out but that's sometimes you need that tough love so then i I got myself sober again. But then now, I mean, we've gone, but then it got bad. It's about, unfortunately when you, I go through four or five days of binges now

and then I'm sober three weeks. I don't care. The one time I called you, I was a binge. But it's because, well, it started because of fertility treatment. So we're trying,

you know, I always used to joke. I was like, I'm just going to have, I used to say I was going to have a surrogate. In fact, he promised me on our third date, what sold me.

I remember I called my friend in the car. I'm like, this guy is my soulmate. He says he's going to get his wife a surrogate. I'm going to marry him because I get to have a surrogate in fact he promised me on our third date what sold me i remember i called my friend the car i'm like this guy is my soulmate he says he's gonna get his wife a surrogate i'm gonna marry him because i get that surrogate yeah i really thought and um but then you know now he's like no you know it's like a hundred thousand dollars a lot of legal fees yeah so he kind of lied to me we know it's not even that we my husband and i had the same agreement about getting a surrogate and when we started looking into it these women can carry these babies and Literally keep them from you if they Yeah like it's not no and I really know

A lot of girls are scary say it's Actually worth it to feel it yeah I've Like changed my opinion on that right so Then I started always joking to people I Want to wait till like my 40s IVF have Twins just do one time but then like I Thought be so easy it just looks like It's so easy to happen but it's not it's

Not and I just like so I gotten pregnant Through an IUI like a looks like it's so easy to happen, but it's not. It's not. And I just have like, so I got pregnant through an IUI like a year ago. It ended up being ectopic. After spending all this money. I've had two ectopics. So have you lost a Philippine tube also? Yeah. Oh yeah.

It was the worst. Yeah, it's brutal. So you lost both tubes. Yeah, they tried to solve it. And it happened again in the same one, right? Because that's what happens. No, they happen. I had one in each tube happen.

So they, I have half of a tube right here. i had to go in for some test where they shoot die and to see how oh it was the most horrible thing did you do it yes i did i cried on the way home and had to drive myself home from it because i just remember i like didn't because i don't wear underwear like unless i'm wearing a skirt and i was wearing underwear afterwards and they're like here's a pad it never occurred to me that i would have like stuff and i had a nail appointment so like thank god i was wearing like black sweats but yeah that stuff was dripping yeah it was painful i went through all because yeah that's all i've done is go through testing yeah and so then after that we decided to move on to ivf and i mean like right now it's like put down the cash with them you know literally brought them cashed

to the discount and um so i started my i was going through the meds and it's it's like i'm at the doctor's office that's why then when the music view i have to go to the doctor's office at like 8 9 a.m and some boca like like almost every other day to do that point i was on when we were doing music i just got off estrogen patches which they make you very like very very like you swell up in your abdomen oh it's very uncomfortable and then i did the so we did the estrogen patches i developed the cysts so then they had me go into just straight injections which we just did this last couple weeks ago and then that gave me um one one egg was too far along and so they had to cancel mid-cycle so now we have to buy the meds again so now i'm on birth control

tomorrow i'm going through um i couldn't I wouldn't mentally be able to handle that. That's why I've tapped out of the pregnancy thing. Well, that's the thing. Every time one of it fails, like, I think that I just had the cysts and estrogen patches when I went on that drinking. I'm going to start crying. It puts me on a. Oh, don't cry.

I think, like, why am I trying to be healthy? This is a safe. You know, like, so I get drunk and then the problem, I drink. It's like last, like, five days. I want to come hug you. Oh, I'm really sweaty. put my drink it's like last like i want to come five days i'm really sweaty no don't hug me seriously you're gonna regret it like it's really sweaty i hate when people cry in front of me no it's just because then i say it out loud it's just no it's rough dude and a lot of people ask me all the time i get it a lot of people ask me all the time when are you gonna have a baby when are you gonna have a baby and they're like

they don't understand the mental duress that this shit puts you under dude i mentally cannot handle having my hormones fucked i already have i have suicidal depression no i don't need something to put me over the fucking edge the hormones are bad and feeling your like abdomen just like like that was something oh my god we're doing that video it's just going through i mean i've been in clomid and the estrogen patches and the injections if it wasn't for joe because joe does all my injections you know and he handles the hormones people sometimes he doesn't understand why because i'm already crazy and freak out very easily yeah um and it is so you know it's it's worse but now i'm just i probably end up having a divorce if i fucking got put on all that shit but you might not stay sober because let me tell you when you find out listen i'm trying to stay

sober and i'm not even going through all that so i could like literally when they tell me the cyst i mean it was like a like 11 a.m and i was like joe go to the grocery store i'm getting some vodka then when i found out mid-cycle after we just spent let's see uh four thousand dollars for the appointments going every other day four thousand dollars on meds just to find out it didn't work and then like to make it worse he goes to me after he sees what he sits me down he's like have you have a donor egg and i'm like are you kidding like we have not even you know so then i'm like i made it i made it to like 5 p.m that day i'm like joe you know what can i get some vodka yeah and then it turns into five days of drinking though because every time i drink the

next day the anxiety is so bad yeah without a bed that's why i don't drink yeah that's why i tell everybody i can't drink it is so and i don't know why because i know it puts me through it yeah and the only way i got myself out of this last bender was thank goodness like a physician friend of mine i explained what happened with this whole ivf thing and i was like the only thing that's going to get me to stop because it goes on for day after day after day is a valium or something yeah so that's the only way because that's what snaps me out of it because of the anxiety so now you know tomorrow i'm going through experimental um like they're giving me amniotic fluid i'm part of like a trial so i'm a little nervous you know but it's supposed to be they don't know if it's going to help with your eggs but you know it's supposed to make you feel younger i'm like i know i'm a little

nervous because like joe's like oh look at the trials the rats they healed i'm like yeah what if i like grow an extra arm or something no you'll be hopefully not and then so then i start injections and then literally like eggs if everything works out eggs retrieved and then on a plane to la to like campaign so hopefully next time you come on the podcast you'll be like the governor that would be you know if i am seriously i really like can i be your i like your team of people so you know what seriously if i were to win yes you guys could all come and i'll give you all positions oh we would i just want to be your sexitary can i just be your sexitary no i think lieutenant governor oh shit balls that would be california would not know what hit him okay it would be so much too dumb blonde it'd be perfect oh well mary thank you so much for being

here i feel i cannot wait to have you back because i feel, thank you so much for being here. I feel, I cannot wait to have you back because I feel like there's so much more we need to talk about. No, no, no. I love it. And I just feel like there's so much more to uncover,

but I really, what can we expect from you? Uh, you know, coming up in this next year, I mean, in this next year, let's see,

well, I'm going to focus on my campaign. Yes. Starting. Let's, uh, when will we get the results from that? Oh,

I guess I can tell you the announcement. I'm giving TMZ They were on the exclusive But by the time this airs Yeah Which is that I'm going to be doing Like all my campaign rallies

And campaign tour And I'll be sponsored By the Deja Vu Hustler chain So Because they have like So many clubs in California And then I'm going to do Just like Vegas and Nashville

Outside Let me know when you go to Vegas Maybe we can meet you out there Yeah I really honestly didn't want To take the Vegas one Because like With trying to like deal with my drinking yeah it's hard going to vegas yeah it's really hard like yeah you know even when he you know when we were sober vegas is definitely a trigger it's just a really in the especially the strip club

there and because and i have been feature dancing sober for a while and my vegas was my last booking when i retired right and my first show on a thursday night it was just like it was like five people i was like i was like i have to have a drink he's like you know what go for it because it was like it was like not the way you want to go out but then the next two nights were so good but that triggered the drinking yeah so now i'm mad it's like i remember being on the mic i remember being crazy remember like so much fun but like i wasn't present because i was drunk, you know? So that's why I'm like,

I'm kind of excited. I guess, you know, the one thing I always said about running for governor was years later when I became friends with Lisa Ann and she was such a smart business woman when she came back. I love soaking up knowledge from like that. I mean,

at 38, when she was being at nail and Palin, she told me she knew what it was like to not make a big porn to not you know to have to hustle really bad featuring so when she got that chance you know what the opportunity i was given i was 23 i didn't i didn't fully appreciate it i was careless with my money i you know i i was like you know making like i was like a young athlete or a rapper you know like you guys don't have enough money let's go we. We made so much money. And we make fast money like that, you know?

So I remember thinking, God, if I had another chance to run for governor and do it again, I could be so smart this time. Yeah. And here's your chance. So it's like, and this is where I'm like,

put up your ass girl. You have like, you have a real cool thing, you know? And I'm telling you, you, you're fucking smart. And I like to do only fans.

Like that was the big thing that helped me with my depression. I so depressed here and then one day joe was just like you know like before that the only time i was undepressed was i went to a hip-hop class once a week and um here my little hip-hop class i liked it was fun because i was like at the dance yeah i pretend i was featuring yeah um and so that and then like i like a couple times i cammed behind his back and i used to hate camming like cam camming, but like, I was like, this is so fun. I'm Mary Carrie for a minute, you know? But then when I started OnlyFans and it was fun cause I basically do my feature shows. No one's going to join when I say this.

I'll just show you. I remember from Barbara, I was like, what are you doing on there? I'm like, I wear my feature costumes and I do a feature show. No, I do other stuff too. Yeah. But if you want to see my feature shows, go to my OnlyFans. Yeah. Tell everybody where your OnlyFans is and your instagram so they can follow everything only fans

instagram twitter are all real mary carrie and mary carrie number four governor because the porn company that i ran for last time mary carrie for governor this for they kept it won't give it to me even though they're not even a porn company anymore i don't know it's so it holds they just probably wanted you to buy you know why because they're probably like let's quickly throw something up on there yeah but yeah so mary carrie number four governor and then mary carrie.com has links to everything but yeah so the plan for this year is run for governor hopefully make a lot of money feature dance at a high rate my agent's like what rate are you looking for and i realized i said too well now i'm actually not gonna go through my agent that

was all all the agents are calling me and fighting. And like, because number one, you know, this is about to be big again. But number two, no girls want to feature anymore because of OnlyFans. Yeah. And that was the craziest thing I found myself. Now that I can do my. Nobody wants to work. I don't really want to.

OnlyFans is so much work, though, as you know. But like now I'm even like, huh, like I can do my feature show on OnlyFans. Yeah. I don't know if I want to go to the club anymore. Totally. You know, and Joe's my audience. So, you know, I'm like, do I really need to? Joe, this is a win-win situation for Joe over there.

I don't know if I want to, because I also, when I was younger, didn't realize strip clubs were a dangerous place. Right. I had no clue. I didn't know. Now I'm like a little scared. But, you know, so feature dancing, running for governor, OnlyFans, and then hopefully a baby.

Yay. And then lipo, tummy tuck, Brazilian butt lift, and then back onto OnlyFans. You know what, just speak it all into the air and it's going to happen.

That's how you got to. Okay, hopefully two babies. Thank you so much for coming on. I know. Yes, get the twins. Yeah,

Odin and Valkyrie are the names. Nobody better copy those. That is so cute. I love the Valkyrie. I know. I always liked the name like Lila, but then he said Valkyrie and I was like Nobody better copy those. That is so cute. I love the Valkyrie. I know. I always liked the name like Lila, but then he said Valkyrie

and I was like, oh my gosh, I love it because she could be Val for short. Yeah. And then I'm going to do Valkyrie Lee Brownfield

and if she wants to be a porn star, she can just be Valkyrie Lee. I'm just kidding. She's not going to be a porn star. I'm drawing the line there. Playboy stripping the porn.

Mary, I love you so much. Thank you so much for coming on the podcast. You're welcome. And I cannot wait to have you on again. Okay.

Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye.