Dumb Blonde - Matt Mathews Crashes the Show in LA! | Book Tour Live

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

On this special stop of the Stripped Down Book Tour, Bunnie Xo celebrates becoming a New York Times bestselling author after selling over 200,000 books in a single week. From her days in Las Vegas to building a life, career, and sold-out tour in Nashville, Bunnie opens up about the journey that changed everything.The night is packed with unforgettable moments, surprise guests, comedy, live music, and raw conversations. Wiz Khalifa hits the stage to talk about music, fatherhood, fame, and his love for weed, while also delivering an epic performance. Bert Kreischer brings the chaos and honesty, sharing stories about his Netflix success, personal struggles, and life behind the scenes. Jelly Roll closes out the night with an emotional tribute to Bunnie’s bravery, vulnerability, and the impact of sharing her story with the world.Blending music, comedy, spoken word, and deeply personal moments, this stop of the Stripped Down tour is a powerful reminder that healing, resilience, and authenticity can change lives.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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to celebrate a woman who was born in Texas, raised in Las Vegas, and saved in Nashville. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to start this night? Well, let's start it off with the rapper you might know from TikTok. She has a fucking sensation. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the Bella, the rapper. Y'all made some stories for Bella. I'm a winid ass bitch.

Don't need to keep a crew. Little shorty and you know all. trust the two I'm a whitted ass bitch and we can roll a dude put my dub in the air what you wanna do I'm a whitted ass bitch don't need to keep a crew little shorty and you know I only trust the two I'm a whitted ass bitch and we can roll a dude put my dove in the air what you want to do what you want to do these bitches instead of making dough they want to talk who they've been kissing stupid ass homies turn their back and now they disson Now I need y'all to stand up in a building right now.

It makes some noise for Bunny X.O. I just love you so fucking much, you guys. It's so good to be back on the West Coast because you guys know this is the side of the earth that I'm from, baby. I will always and forever represent my West Coast because it's the best coast, baby. I cannot believe looking out here, I get to see all of your guys' beautiful face. I love you guys so much. But I can't believe each and every show I've got to look out and see you guys' beautiful faces. And just thinking about, first and foremost, I sold 200,000 books in one week.

What the fuck? I didn't even know that many of you liked me, you know? I can't tell from the Instagram comments. But today I just found out that I made number one New York Times bestseller. I there's no words like I just cannot even like wrap my brain around it I I cried like a little bit But it's like I just I can't believe a book has I love you guys I love you I just can't believe a book has Pulled us all together like this and you guys have just Rapped me in love and I just appreciate that so much

So thank you guys Thank you so they asked me if I wanted to do a book tour and I said fuck no I do not I don't want to do a book tour and I said fuck no I do not I don't want to do a book book tour. I'm not going to go and sign a bunch of books and just sit in a freaking coffee shop. Like that's not my personality and they're like, okay, Bunny, well, what do you want to fucking do? And I was like, well, I want to put on a show. So tonight we have some of the most amazing guests that have shown up for me and put together an amazing show for you guys. So I'm really excited for you guys to see it. But to kick it off, I want to bring out a friend who is probably one of the funniest motherfuckers I've

ever met in my life. I have adopted him as my little brother. And I don't know, you guys might have watched his show on YouTube called Farm Chores. Matthews, bring that ass out, baby. At Matthews. Wow, L.A. Y'all really out here shaking y'all's titties. I'm telling you, the crowd is fucking hyiphy tonight. I'm telling you, my nipples are hard.

My butt hole is puckered. So at least we got some shit going on both on your top. I mean, yeah, my nipples, your butt hole. They're really hard. Yeah, they're hard. Yeah, they're hard. And this is a Banana Republic. Okay, so she's thick.

That thick material, baby. I'm so proud of you. I love you so much. I'm so proud of you. I am really, I find it really funny that you named your tour strip down, especially since you spent most of your life like that. I'm just, I am just. And on my knees.

I mean, you know, I don't know. I don't know if you guys realize. how much. Are we supposed to sit? This is your seat. I'm letting you have the floor. No, this is your seat. All right, all right.

I'm letting you have the floor. I'm over here. Okay, gotcha. Do you know how much we have in common? Well, do tell. Do tell. We have both worked really hard to get where we are in our careers. Absolutely.

We have. So is Capricorn traits, baby. Yeah, we're both Capricorn. I don't know shit about that. She's always like trying to tell me all these like Astralo. Astrology, baby. Them. And I don't know what the fuck that stuff means,

but we have so much in common. We both struggled so much growing up. You know, we both have a lot of trauma. Trauma. A lot of trauma. I also have sucked a lot of dick in life, but I didn't get paid for it. You're missing out, baby.

So. You got to pay to play, baby. I'm really a little pissed off that I did it all for free, you know? Like, it's never too late to start. It's never, well, it is. It is. The book, the book, the strip down book, New York Times bestseller.

I can't believe it. A bad bitch. Ass fat. 40 inch hair. But hers came in a pack. Don't be telling people my secrets. Did y'all read the book? Y'all read, hold on, who over here, y'all read the book?

What's your favorite part? All of it? Bitch. Who got a good favorite part? What's your favorite part of the book? Yeah? Turn your phone off, bitch. The beginning years.

To see where she started and where she is now. Yeah, I love that. My favorite part was when it ended. Um, not really, I didn't read that shit. I didn't get sent a copy. I'm just, you know, but it's fine, it's fine. I am so fucking proud of you. I love you so much.

I love you. Thank you for being here. Thanks for letting me come. Thank you guys for being here, Matt. Give it up for Matt Matthews. I don't know how you just quit. She's fucking with me. Is this bitch okay?

He said he ain't fucking round. I don't know how you just quit. You guys can't love Matt. I mean, everything, he's like that when he wakes up in the morning. And I'm just like, bro, tone it the fuck down. Like, you don't got to be funny 24 fucking. 365, but that's just how he is, and he's an amazing soul, and I love him. You know, I love you, babies.

You know, growing up on the West Coast, we had a lot of rappers out here that we loved. There was EZE, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dog. There's so many rappers. I feel like we grew up with, like, the rap generation, and my next guest, this man is one smooth cat. And I actually got to sit down with him on the podcast and spend some time with him. And he is also the funniest motherfucker

I've ever sat with. And it could be because he's high all of the time. You guys give it up for Wiz Khalifa. Y'all ready to party out here tonight? Y'all ready to party out here tonight? Let me see your hands up.

Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up.

When I say Taylor, you say gang. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, when I say Taylor, when I say Taylor, you say gang. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. A couple carrots in every ring, private planes. Fill the buck, with champagne she ain't think about a wedding date update her story letting everyone know she land is safe she like to smoke weed every day she rolling up a stogie why she let the

oldies play hey her hair long you don't know a race wait she cool with y'all but she want to be with taylor gang taylor gang uh uh what how y'all feelin on this side right here y'all wanna smoke some weed with is califa when i see When I say Taylor, you say gay. Taylor, Taylor, when I say Taylor, you say gay. Taylor, Taylor, Now she's starting to dress like me, wearing Rick instead of Nike.

She's working out, we doing yoga and hiking. We grown as hell so we spend our time wisely, but still down for a rock star night where I let you pick a bad bitch to slav with. Come on, we can smoke weed all night, go back to the guy to play my house. got to play my shit his gang you know what the vibes is get your hands up uh taylor when i say taylor you say gang taylor taylor when i say taylor you say gang taylor

when i say taylor you say gay taylor taylor let's party man y'all know i like to do two things man i like to take care of my family and i love smoking Wee Sing this shit So what we get drunk That's supposed to be So what you tell them y'all So what I keep on rolled up sagging my pants

Not care what I show Keep it real with my niggins keep it playing for these holes It look clean don't they watch it the other day Watch how you lean on and keep me survivor when jeans on a roadjoin' bigger than King Kong's fingers Smoke some holes down into they stingers Hey you a class clown And if I skip for the damn with your bitch smoking grave We get Trump said

Uh huh We're just having fun Say what We don't care who sees Said What we're supposed to be What we doing? What we doing

Ha ha ha ha Yeah Ro one smoke one When you live like this You're supposed to party Say bro one smoke one And we all just having fun So we just

Ro one Smoke one When you live Live like this, you're supposed to party. Roll one. Everybody clap your hand. Sing, sing, sing. So what we get.

One more time. One more time. So what we get. Sing. So what we smoke. Sing. We're just having. And we don't care who.

So what we go. That's how we're supposed to live in. You guys don't leave a rap at my book tour. Like what is life? Have a seat, baby. What's heading in? Man, I can smell you a mile away, buddy. That's the plan.

If you guys have ever been inspired to smoke weed because of Wiz Khalifa, give it a hand. Me too. I don't even smoke weed and I'm clapping, okay? All you got to do is just breathe it in. Yeah. I think I have contact. I'm giving out contacts, exactly. That's what I love to do.

Thank you so much for being here, Whiz. for having me. Oh, my goodness. How many babies do you think were conceived to your music? Let's just get straight to the point, right? I've seen a lot of people fall in love at my concerts. Like, they make out and, like, hold each other up. There have been couples who, like, come to, like, 10 or 12 in my concerts,

and then they're like, bro, we got a baby because of you, you know? So it's so sweet. I got really diehard fans. You do, you do. And I want to tell you guys, Wizz is, like, actually a super deep dude. I learned that whenever I got to sit with him on the podcast. Like if you guys haven't watched the podcast with us, you have to go watch it because he's such a great dude.

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Absolutely. 100% man. I think it's been pretty. that weed is not that bad. It's not. I think it saves lives. Yeah, for sure. Save mine.

There you go. What's the most dramatic fight you've ever had over snacks? Oh, man. Dramatic fights over snacks. Like if somebody ate one of your snacks or something. I think we were in Europe one time, and the food over there is pretty scarce. It really is. I came back 10 pounds lighter.

It's crazy. We got off stage and we got on the bus and, you know, there was no food. I think I've really seen one of my grown friends cry. Because there was no snacks or no food. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, yeah. You know what we did when we were in Paris one time? We found, like, what was a McDonald's, like a knockoff McDonald's?

And we ordered everything we could because we just wanted to, like, have something that was American so badly. It was the best shit I've ever eaten in my life. Yeah, you get really... I want to go back just for that. Yeah, you get really grateful for the small things. Telling you. Water bottle tops. No, for sure.

Yeah, that's me. If your weed budget went public, would your accountant cry? I think I spend more on clothes than I do on weed now. That's what really makes my accountant cry. So is it designer, or do you just wear whatever looks good? It's like creating clothes, you know? It gets expensive when you're an artist. Would you ever do your own clothing line?

I don't want nobody looking like me. He's like, I'm one of a kind, baby. I'm one of a kind. You got to come to the source. I love that. If you weren't allowed to rap about weed ever again, what's your backup personality? I would rap about love. Aw.

You guys, I told you, isn't he a sweet boy? Sweet, sweet boy. What's something you thought was cool at 25 that now makes you cringe? Going to the club. For real. Yeah. Amen. Amen.

I could never imagine walking in the club right now, looking like Auntie and Unk. Maybe Grandpa and Grandma. I'm popping up just like this. You know what I mean? I will go in there to grab Bailey out, though. I'll snatch her ass up out of there. For sure. Yeah, you got to go get the kids out.

I might do a little twerk moves on the way out, you know, just to let them know I still have it. But I'm yanking her ass right up out of there, baby. Have you ever been intimidated by someone who doesn't smoke? Like, do you look at people like if you don't smoke? you're weird? No, no, I don't look at people like that. I let people enjoy what they enjoy and eventually they will so it's all good. I need to hop back on the wagon, I'm telling you. You're good. I'm the perfect like peer pressure. So if you ever need some peer pressure, I got you. Do you prefer dabs,

flour or like edibles? I prefer flour. Wow, okay. Yeah, I'm old school. Wow. I love that. My husband is a dab king. Yeah, he loves dabs. Oh yeah, he will inhale those fumes. Yeah, dabbs. Yeah, are cool, vapes are cool. I like all that stuff, but I'm old school. I'm rolling joints forever. He's just a cool cat. What's a completely normal activity that feels illegal when you're high?

Oh, man. Completely normal, but feels illegal. I feel like grocery shopping would feel like that. I'd be like, why am I here? I think that cereal boxes were talking to me. Oh, I know. Going to the gym.

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Trying to get on the stairmaster when you're high. It feels like everybody's staring at me. I've done it before a few times. Fuck. What's the most random thing you've ever had in your tour bag?

Incense. Like knock champa? Yeah, yeah. I just walk around with incense, yeah. Like the stuff you get from the psychic eye shop or what's your flavor? My new one is lavender. Oh, I love that because it relaxes you. Aww.

Yeah, yeah. Have you ever confidently waved back at someone who was not waving at you? Yes, absolutely. It's so embarrassing. What are you do in that moment? You're just kind of like... Yeah, you just like tuck your hand in. Yeah.

And you know that person saw you look awkward, so they're just like, it's a weird, like, eye contact thing. You just have to look at the floor. Yeah. Sometimes it's like completely not even the person. Right. Yeah, it would be like that too. What's your go-to fast food order that would disappoint a nutritionist? I don't eat fast food.

Good for you. What's a day of eat? I mean, clap for that. Yeah. What's a day of eating look like for Wizz? I eat a lot of fruit. I take protein shakes because I work out a lot. A lot of chicken and rice, salmon and rice, potatoes, sweet potatoes, greens.

Your body is your temple. drink a lot of tea. You need to do what I eat in a day for like TikTok or Instagram. I mean, if y'all want to know. Do you guys want to know? I want to know. Let's do it. Wiz, I love you so much.

Thank you for coming out here, baby. Thank you for having me. And congrats on your book tour and you're doing big things. You're a jeep. Make some noise for Bunny, y'all. Make some noise for Witt. Yes. Yeah, I'm still in shock that I have him here, Matt Matthews.

Like, we've had just All-Star lineup this entire tour, and I'm so thankful that we have friends that show up for us the way that they do. And this next person that's about to come out makes everybody laugh because he's practically, no, he is shirtless all the time. He walked out here earlier without his shirt on, but he's a new Netflix star. Welcome, Mr. Burke Kreischer. Your shirts on. Take it off, baby. Yeah, baby. Woo!

Yes. Step into my office, baby. Thank you. Thank you. Bert. That's my butt crack, everybody. Manjaro. You guys, let's give it up for Bert, though.

He's lost 40 pounds. Yep. The old-fashioned way by injecting a needle into my stomach and then throwing up in the middle of the night. Shitting blood in the morning and smiling about this much. Oh. That's why I got off of it. That shit is fucking rough, man. Oh, it takes your sparkle away.

If you guys haven't watched our podcast, we talk about the sparkle getting taken. You guys got to, for two hours, we're like, we hate life. It works, no. If you are fat and you are smiling right now, and you're thinking, I'm going to stop by pizza huddle my ride home, and then I'm going to kill some pizza and pass out and throw up in my throat while I sleep. and then breathe it into my lungs and I'm cool with that this don't change

it's the worst I still have fucking indigestion and I've been off of it for like a month and a half it's like you eat and it sits in your throat it's the worst thing I haven't drank in like 43 days 45 good for you no no I got a blood caught in my leg

don't fucking cheer oh shit Bert the doctor was like I'm gonna put you on this medicine for six months and you can't drink and I was like how how define can't drink. And she was like, you can't drink.

I go like, but every now and then, and she goes, no, that's what can't means. And I go, but like, I could, like, I can have a cocktail. And she goes, what are we doing right now? He's like, I'm negotiating, bitch. She said, she goes, do you need to drink? I go, that's an open end question. You poor babe.

I still got my sleep apnea laugh. The sleep apnea has to be. better now that you're down 40 pounds though. I mean, Leanne's gotta be praising the Lord because you're probably not sawing logs like you were. Well, interesting conversation starter. Leanne and I are what we call a sleep divorce. Oh, so you guys have separate rooms?

No, no, no, no, divorce is the wrong thing. It's better, it's better, we're happier. I have my own room, I can jerk off whenever I want. And so can she. Yeah, well, huh. She, it's actually, okay, look, when you have kids in the house, shouldn't, I don't think you should do it. But now that the girls are in college, it's like, what is I going to keep her up?

And then she's not sleeping and then she's angry. And she's angry at me for just fucking breathing. All I'm trying to do is hold on to life by a fucking thread. And this selfish bitch has the nerve to go roll over. I'm tired. I am barely alive. I am holding on like what does me. You're hungry.

You're also hungry and have a blood clot. Like, come on, Leanne. We got to give them a little. Grace, right? But my sleep apnea is gone. I'm not snoring at all now that I'm in my own room. So Leanne was the problem. I'm allergic to bitches. By the way, I can see her eyeballing me. I can see her eyeballing me over those roses. I love her so much. Can we talk about your Netflix special? Please. Yes. Yes. Your Netflix show. Yeah, TV show. Free Burt. I've always wanted to do a sitcom.

But I always thought multi-cam that those are kind of dead, so we got an opportunity. And when I pitched it, I pitched to Netflix. I said, I want to do a TV show just about my life. I'm Burke Kreiser. My kids are Island, Georgia. My wife's Leanne.

We live in L.A. Like, I don't want to change anything. My friends are famous. Like, I'm friends with Jelly and Bunny and all the fucking regular people in my life. And I said, but I want it to be like the TV show Slow Horses. And they're like, what? I go like black doves. And they're like, what are you talking about?

And I go, when I watch Black Dubs or Slow Horses, at the very end of that episode, I looked at Leanne and I was like, we're watching this whole fucking series. I've never heard of it. Oh, my God, they are spy thrillers, but they're so fucking good. Freebert is not like that.

But it's a six-episode arc where it's not episodic. It's at the very end of the first episode, if you've seen it. Have you guys, who's watched Freebert? Spoiler alert. The show's been out. It's all right. You should have watched it by now if you haven't. I wanted a line that is so aggressive that you, as a viewer, you have to say, I've got to see how he gets out of that.

And the line I say, I'm on stage and I'm talking about the parents and they're showing the video in the principal's office of me trashing the bullshit parents I am sitting three feet from. Oh, it's hilarious. And the last line I say is amazing. The last line I say is, I'm in this principal's office with these cunts thinking, where's a school shooter when you need one? And it cuts to black. And let's just say, no one didn't watch episode two. Everyone was like, how the fuck does he get out of this?

And then the next, the first joke is the joke about Joe Rogan. But how did it feel to have a number one on Netflix? Like, that's so special, dude. It was, you know, I got to, you can relate to this. Right now you're processing what is happening with your life. It's fucking crazy. And you didn't expect it. It never was supposed to happen to you.

I think you're almost middle school is where we're at in the book. So if you read that, I think everyone would know. That little girl is not set up to succeed. That little girl is not supposed to be a number one New York Times bestselling author. That number, that little girl is not. not supposed to have fans who connect with her, but the world has changed. And that little girl is changing little girls and the women in this room by her success. I love you.

And it's going to take you a second to process that. And it's going to hit you when you least expect it. You're going to be in line under McDonald's picking up food. I'm going to go home and cry in Crunchy's fur. Yeah. I'm just going to nestle up into my 600-pound lap cow. But it's hard to process is that success is because you're just a regular person and then it happens to you and people are like, I mean, I remember Sarah Palin reached out and was like, I like your show. I was like, I'm not supposed to know Sarah Palin.

But that might be actually kind of funny, but how was it when you hit number one? Like, how does that feel? Because every time you drop a comedy special, it does fucking amazing. But to drop a series like you did on Netflix and it hit number one and stay there for like days. Like, what the fuck? I don't know. Where do you go from that here? Season two, hopefully.

I'd like to do season two. So hopefully we'll hear. Hopefully we'll hear soon and we'll do a season two. I would love to do a season two. And, you know, I don't need much out of life. I could do that show, do some comedy specials and then tour. Travel with Leanne. You guys have been like in your honeymoon phase again.

Yeah, she wants to go to Greece and to Paris. And she wants to go, the girls all want to go on Super Bowl. So maybe that's the rest of my life is do a couple more things and then just travel with my girls I love that just pour into your family. Yeah, I mean that's what life's all about. We, uh, we, we're, you know, we had, we did a two hours Zoom with the girls the other night and we laughed for two fucking hours. And, and I, you know, I don't want my kids gone and I want, if I could travel with the girls,

I'd be the happiest man in the world. I think that they would love that too. They are fucking bullies. They are fucking... He says that about them, but he always makes TV shows and movies about them. Like, you love those fucking girls. Yeah, I do. Bird, thank you so much for being here, baby.

I love you, thank you. Good up for Bert Kreiser! So on this crazy road that we call life, people come, people go. But most importantly, I think what I've learned in this journey is that I've gotten to choose my family. And along the way, God sent me to Little Lane. angels named Haley and Mimi that always have my back no matter what and are always there for me. And I couldn't imagine life without both of these women. So I would like to bring out what we lovingly call the Coven.

Hayley, Mimi, go out here. Give it up for the girls, babies. Also, we tried to get Creed and they said, fuck no. Should we bring someone else out? You know what? We're missing one other person from the cubbin. Yeah. Matt, get your ass out here.

Come on, buddy. Take it off, baby. Take it off. Uh-uh. Come on. Not for free. All right. On the plane?

Oh, you're learning. Your pussy's hanging out, bitch. Closely. So if you guys watch us all the time, you would know that we have this show that we call. Tell. Yeah, baby. Do you guys mind if we do an ask?

Tell Confess. So what we did was we had you guys write in and I'm Ask Tell Confesses. So these are from somebody who's sitting next to you in the crowd. We'll never know who they are because we won't tell. But I'm going to tell you right now

we've had some really fucking weird shit. Weird. While we've been on this tour. Yeah. Disturbing, actually. A little, yeah. A little disturbing. I'm a little traumatized, but I think I'll get over it.

Last show, I almost fucking part. Mad. I broke her cute. I'm looking zirconium. Throw it into the crowd. Use it as a titty tassel. I'm not this gay. Hold on, wait, hold on.

Anal beads. Anal beads. Is it good? I love it. I think you need a little sparkle. We need to get mad at a chain. Yeah. Maybe a choker.

Hold on. It won't stay up. I do like to be a little chagel. I'm sorry. I apologize. All right. Who's going to kick this off? You want to go ahead and start, Haley?

I'll go. Haley. I was a book guy at Barnes & Noble, but one day I got thrown into the cafe with zero training. A customer ordered a pressed pretzel, and I grabbed the one at the front of the case. He came back saying it was rock hard. The barista returned from break, took one look, and said, that's the display pretzel. It's shillacked. Wait.

Did you say a book bag? A book guy. A book guy. I thought you said a book bag. I was like, what the fuck is that? I feel like that's bad training on the person who put him in charge of that.

Like, how would he not know, you know? I would do that. Yeah. That's not your fault, honey. Whoever wrote that in. That's whoever did that. If you, you'd, you sound dumb as hell.

If you don't know what a damn, you don't know. I don't know what plastic looks like. They look real sometimes. That's what can be hard. Maybe he thought it was hard. I don't know. Like it was a crusty one?

I don't know. You never know. Crunchy. One of you bitches is dumb as a bag of rocks. Go ahead, Mimi. You go next. Okay, so this person wrote in that they were collecting things to donate to Goodwill.

I threw everything in my trunk, but what I failed to remember was that my husband and I had a romantic weekend prior to this. So, oh, you guys already know where this is going. A tallowacker. So as I arrived a young gentleman in his early 20s was sweet enough to help me unload the things I was donating. Oh boy. Before I could stop him, he grabbed a bag that contained a neon speedo, broken handcuffs, a spilled bottle of lube.

I hope it was silicone. And something that looked like a back massager. Those are my favorite. Those are a little too big. He looked at me with the widest eyes and said, man, we can't accept this. These are sweet. These are a pussy confession.

These aren't weird at all. Well, I'm going to take it there, so here we go. Yeah, I'm straight. But I don't know why I like to insert almost anything that can fit into my ass. I put a dildo, a Coca-Cola bottle, pickles, a banana, and a random bottle in there. That's a faggot. That's what you call a homosexual.

And they go into hell. Listen, we don't yuck anybody's yum. Yes, we fucking do. You're a nasty some bitch putting a damn... I just want to know how the... Picking in your butt hole. How'd the banana got just squished. your fucking rectum.

Matt, you've never put a pickle up there? Not a pickle. Is it the size of a pickle? A size of a pickle? Yes. What about a banana? No bananas. That motherfucker got some curve to it.

Was the skin on or off? With the skin on? I don't know. We'd have to ask. If anybody, whoever put this... You don't come back from that. Whoever put this confession in if you want to stand up and elaborate, we would love that. Was the skin on the banana?

We are not going to make fun of you, I promise. And watch it be an ugly muffling. They ain't never fine. Go ahead, Haley, you're next. We need that on the Ashtal Confess panel all the time. All the time. Okay, I had my head hanging off the bed and my husband was deep throating me. Yeah, baby.

That's what I'll talk about. All was fine and... All stiff-necked begui. Get it looser, buddy. Yeah. Don't go that motherfucker. He got so excited. I'm never getting asked to come back again. Okay.

Come on, Haley. All was fine until I took a deep breath and his ball's suction cup to my nose. Oh, she got the real tea bagged. I was... Damn. I was handcuffed so I couldn't reach to tap him. My life was. flash before my eyes.

That bitch was almost on the first 48. And there was like no safe word. She couldn't like and if she's slap it and he's thinking she's into it, you know? Have you all ever, have y'all ever seen the episode of SpongeBob? Mermaid Man? Mermaid Man where he got the, like that's all that's just ball sack man. Just like just. I don't know.

It sounds kind of good unless he ain't watched his ball sack. Some of y'all don't watch y'all's fucking ball sacks. No. He's not wrong. A lot of men are them. Or they use three and one, you know, thinking that. Same rag. No, go ahead.

Same rag. Same rag. Yeah. Face and, yeah. So this one said that I wanted to spice it up in the bedroom, so I got online and I ordered a new toy. What I didn't realize was sizing. Yep. That'll fuck them up.

I thought it would be fun to get something my husband could use on me that was a different shape. Week later, I had completely forgotten about that. this. I walked in to my father-in-law holding a three-foot long octopus suction cup dildo. Yeah. How do you fucking explain that? The queers are taking over. That bitch is like fucking transformers just popping out everywhere. That thing is probably like the size of his arm. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Where are you putting that? I need to know what he said. I don't even know how you would insert an octopus shape inside of you.

I can't even begin to wrap. It's like when we saw the traffic cone. I remember that We saw a traffic cone dildo one time Chill, do you remember that? You ever put anything in your butt hole? Oh yeah, okay You ever put something in your butho? Never

Not even a pinky What about a tongue? What about a tongue, Jill? Anyone ever? No? Okay. Nothing? All right, all right, I got one.

I got one, I got one. Just a little Weewee, trying to help you out. I have an entire hidden library in my phone of random girlfriends, but mostly they're my cousins that I jerk off to. What the fuck? Wah, wah,

I'm judging. I said I wouldn't, but I'm judging. Yeah, that was rough, man. We're in L.A. I can't agree with that.

I mean, is it blood cousins? Right? Cousins are blood, right? It doesn't matter. I don't know. I don't know. As long as they know you have the pictures,

I guess that's okay. I don't know. How'd you get the photos? Not the cousins. I'm talking about the girls. Oh. But, right? Yeah.

All right. All right. We don't know. We don't know. It gets weird. It gets weird, man. Now it's talking fast. Some of you guys are fucking real freaks, okay?

There's nothing we can do about it. And we don't want to fucking make anybody feel bad for what they like, but sometimes it's a little fucking weird. Yeah. Thank you guys for coming out. You guys give it up for Haley, Phoebe, and Matt. I love my squad so much, man. We just sit around and read all the,

shit that you guys write us in every day and it is fucking the highlight of our lives because it definitely makes us feel better about ours so thank you for that love you so my next two guests one of them comes from rock royalty and I cannot believe that he's here I got to sit down with his mother for the podcast that just dropped this last Sunday with miss Sharon Osborne let's go we love Mama Sharon and the second guest I like to call one of my best friends and she is known to be in the WWE AEW I mean like just the baddest bitch ever Saraya and Jack Oswald I love you too dude why don't like hello are you guys like from the same no island area code

island each other for about 20 years though right long time yeah I'm just joking we we have no idea we just met each other 20 minutes so where are you from I'm from like technically was born in northwest London, but I grew up in Buckinghamshire, which is just outside. Fancy. And then where are you from? I'm a Norwich girl, which is like two hours northeast of London. Think of it like Kentucky of England. Yes, it is.

Oh shit. Six toes and everything. Yeah. That's rough, Ray. I didn't know. Trailer trash over here, baby. It's all right. That's why I can you get along, baby.

I'm so happy to have you guys here. You guys both have new podcast, right? they've been out for like a year more. Yeah. Tell me about your podcast and then Jack, tell me about your podcast. Okay, so mine's called Rule Breakers with Serrea. And it's fun.

We just sit down and we chat. And at the very end, we have a segment where we actually torture the guests a little bit. Okay, what do you mean by torture? So we put dog shot collars on their legs. Are you into that kind of stuff in the bedroom? Maybe, baby. Yeah.

I enjoy it. I don't know what the fuss is about. But also like eat bugs or something like that. Eat bugs? I'm never coming on your podcast. Oh, but baby, you have to. No. I'm not eating bugs.

I might do the shock collar though. I'm kind of end of that. Actually, I, I, I'm actually doing. I'm so sorry. I'm like, we're like, we're just talking to. We're actually doing a one. Jack, your dad is Ozzy Osbourne.

Nothing could be fucking weird. Yeah. We're actually doing one, a one off live show. Vegas and April actually. So I'm really excited about it. We're doing this. I have to pick your brain, baby. I love it. And then Jack, tell me about yours, baby. It's not nearly as exciting as like, you know, making people eat like bugs and shocking them to death. No, it's called trying not to die. And it's just kind of a health and wellness like, hey, like how do you try not to die? Because I think

that's all that we're really trying. Thank you. It's so sweet. Very sweet of you. Thank you. You're such a sweet boy. Like, you're, You really, the way you have turned out for being like in such a crazy atmospheric family that grew up in the media, like you and your family are just like the realest humans ever. And I will never not go to war for you guys ever. Oh, thank you so much, money. Thank you. Forever and ever. Thank you. All right, well, I'm going to ask you guys a couple questions. You guys want to have a little fun? Let's go. Let's do it. All right. This one is for Jack. What's the most unnecessary risk you've ever taken just because it sounded like a good story later? Oh, man. So many. Like beyond. I heard you skydive.

Do you skydive? So I, when we finished doing the Osbournes, I went to England and I made a TV show for about five years. It was called Adrenaline Junkie. And I literally just went around the world for five years doing the craziest things imaginable. Like, I ran with the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain, got my skydiving license, I climbed El Cap. Like, just did a bunch of crazy things. Are you one of those guys who, like, is constantly chasing that in the, like, next adrenaline high? I was massively.

Yeah. Yeah. Like in my youth, it was just like, let's go. What was it like getting chased by fucking bulls? Because I get chased by one every day and it's not time. It's scary. It is. It is.

It is. It is. You don't realize how, like, solid a bull is until they buck you one time. Well, to that point, actually, you just jogged a memory where I, the stupidest, most risky thing ever was I actually participated in a rodeo and rode a bull. On last minute, literally someone was like, you won't go? And I was like, yeah, fuck it. Did they strap you in?

I was fully strapped in. I had the whole gear. How long did you stay on? Like three seconds. Oh, fuck. That's three seconds longer than I would have. Terrifying, though. I couldn't imagine, because they're just all such, they're like muscle.

Yeah. And they can just buck you at any second. Soraya, what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done that you now admit was unnecessary? Oh, my gosh. You know, I'm actually going to talk about a wrestling promo. Okay. Yeah. So I don't know if everyone's,

familiar with obviously Rick Flair, right? Yeah. Styling and profiling. Just Rick Flair. I got to slap him was great. He was a good sport with it. But his daughter, Charlotte Flair, me and her were in the storyline. And Vince comes up and he was like, unfortunately, her brother just passed away just before this.

And so he was like, oh, I want you to do this promo. And I want you to make a jab at a brother passing away. And I was like, oh my gosh. This was like 10 years ago, you know, and you just. just felt like you had to say yes, you know? And so in like, I asked Charlotte, she was absolutely fine with it. She was like, listen, this is the main event. We're just gonna have to do what we have to do

to sell this match, right? So there's a video still circulating about it, and there's little tears in my eyes. And I say something like, she was talking about having fight in her, and I was like, well, that's wrong because your brother didn't have much fight in him, did he? I wish I would have just said no to that completely.

I know that's a downer, you guys. down a story. But yeah, I wish I never said that. I wish I did. Did you get to get me shit? Did you get to him off camera? Oh my gosh.

Yeah, Rick got really mad about it. I just apologized instantly. It was just like, I'm so sorry. Everyone was aware of it. Yeah. But afterwards, I was like,

oh, fuck, dude. I should have never, I should have just said no. But that's rough because in the WWE, when they give you a bit, you have to do it. You just have to do it. But it was rough.

Damn, baby. Yeah. Jack, what's something people... Buzz kill. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. What's something people assume you're good at that you're absolutely not.

I have zero musical ability. Really? Zero. Not like nothing. Okay, like I don't believe that. Sing a little bit now. Negative. I couldn't, like, I can play drums a little bit. Like, I can get a beat out of it.

Yeah, so you just don't have any rhythm. No, I do. I can maintain rhythm, but I just, I'm not musical at all. It completely skipped me. I love that, though. That you're your own person. But here's the thing, I know my role. Like, I'm not going to be one of those guys who are,

I'm trying to be a singer. No, it ain't going to happen. What you do is really cool. I mean, you're an adrenaline junkie. Yeah, you are in a dream. I mean, you're fucking riding bulls for three seconds, bro. Like, you don't need to be a musician. Soraya, what's a totally normal activity that somewhat feels extreme when you do it?

Oh, man. Wrestling? Yeah. How do I put this into a downer real quick? Let everybody know. Are you coming back to? wrestling because we're watching you. Oh my gosh. We're watching the stuff go viral.

I know. It's been going crazy with that. Do we want to see Saraya back in the ring? Yeah, we do. Okay, yeah, so. Jack wants to wrestle with you in the ring. I can see it in his eyes. Let's fight. We did say, we did say, we were like, well, Burke came out here, took a show off and stuff. How do we top this, right? So Joey, my social media guy,

was like, you guys just have to wrestle. Yeah. And then also take our shirts off. Well, we have a wrestling ring in our backyard. So you guys Yes, please. I would love to come up. Is there a cage, though? What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll talk about it later. Okay.

You guys have to. Okay. You guys have to. I would love that. All right, Jack, I'm going to ask you one more question. No. No, for kidding. There's so many questions on one thing.

What's the most random fear you have that makes no sense? Most random fear? Yeah. Man, most random fear. Maybe spiders? I'm terrified. spider spiders. I am too.

But also like dying in a plane crash. As I'm about to get on a plane as soon as the show. I know down is. I know. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I know. Thank you. Like, I just think it would be the worst way to go ever. That is, but it would be quick. No, because you've got four minutes to think about it. Jack, I have to get on a plane after the show. I'm going to be thinking about it the whole time. Better make sure your affairs are in order.

Fuck. I'm sweating like burnt right now. I love all of you. It was nice knowing you. Gosh. Soraya, what's a wholesome habit people would never expect from you? You're very awesome.

No, I am a pretty wholesome person. You are. You're very, very, very wholesome. I don't know. I don't know a habit that would make me wholesome, though. No, you save dogs. I do save dogs. Actually, recently, recently,

I just got this new dog, Benny. He's so sweet. he had in, I saw it on Dave Batista's story, which is another rest of you guys, and I just fell in love with him. And so they were like, we're going to put this dog down in an hour if you don't come and get him, right? They put it on the story. So I was like, oh, fuck. So I rushed in the car, got him and took him home with me. And now I have to keep all my dogs separated because they do not get along. And they're big ass dogs, too. They're fucking huge. I'm just as a full woman. Yeah, but we love you for saving the dogies. Thank you.

All right, Jack, I have one more, time for one more question. What's the most dramatic way you've ever exited a room. Most dramatic way of... Okay, here's a story. Many, many years ago, Chrome Hearts was doing a fashion show in L.A. It was the one and only time they ever did it. They asked me to be in it. And it was

in my youth when I was crazy and drinking and whatever. And so I did this fashion show. I was completely out of my mind wasted after the show. And we went back up to the top floor of the Beverly Hilton, like where they have all the awards. And they had the whole top floor cordoned off armed security everywhere because they had

all the Chromeheart jewelry. And I go in there with a couple friends of mine and we proceeded to completely destroy the hotel room. We threw the couch out the window. The bed. We threw everything out the window. Jack, how did you get the couch out the window? With, you know, with some heave hoe.

And it was just like raining furniture out the top floor of this hotel. And we proceeded to but the whole hallway was full of security. He said it's raining furniture. And we just walked out like nothing happened. And nobody got hurt? Nothing. That is insane.

That's a rock star show. That was my dramatic exit from the fashion show. I was like, everything's going out the window. But many years later, I went and apologized to Richard and Lorry from Chrome House. I was like, listen, I'm so sorry, whatever. And they went, what are you talking about? That was the coolest thing ever.

It seems like en brand. Yeah, I was like, oh, I was like, oh, I was born, you know. I love that. You guys, thank you so much for being here tonight. You guys, give it up for Jack and Saraya. for those babies right there how do you guys like in the show so far I'm still in awe that so many people showed up for me man

it's just I love you guys so much you have no idea like I love you so so so much so if you guys have read my book how many of you have read the book yeah well there's a chapter in there where I meet this man who kind of sweeps me off of my feet And I mean, the guy's a three-time Grammy Award winner now. So getting him here was kind of like, you know, wrestling a bear.

But I don't know. Jellywell, are you here? You're going to interview me, so you get the interview seat. Give it up a Daddy Roll. What's up, California? How are y'all? The King is here, baby. I'm so glad to be here.

Listen. You look handsome. What a show tonight, y'all. What a show. I have been back there laughing. God, this has been funny. Y'all sound like y'all been having a lot of fun out there too, yeah. Well, for those of y'all that don't know, believe it or not,

I actually come on the show and bring the energy all the way down. I'm the guy who's like, all right, let's sit down and talk about serious stuff. But it's also because we're here for a serious reason. I love y'all. Yeah, but it's also because we are here for a serious reason. I think what you did was so brave and telling your story and giving your testimony and sharing it with the world. Just not being afraid of whatever criticism would come back from it, just wanting to be your authentic self. And I think that that translated because you will now forever be known as a New York Times selling, bestselling author.

Now you guys got to put some respect on my name. right? I can tell you what, they've been respecting your name. Now they got a really fucking respected baby. And you earned it. You deserve it. Oh, you deserve it, baby. And I was thinking about it.

I wanted to ask you about the book because this is your book tour and I was tasked with the job of hosting the dumb blonde podcast about the book. And I want to hear the funnier stuff. I thought about this tonight is, is there any part of the book you wrote that even tickled you a little bit? Like something that you were, you found. yourself giggling out loud, remembering. And if so, take us there. When I farted on the Bachelor Party. I mean, I don't know very many people who can, who, actually, I know a lot of strippers

who have farted on customers, but nobody's going to tell you about it, you know? But I don't know, for those of you haven't read the book, it was my first night. I was dancing at Cheetahs in Las Vegas, and I was so nervous. I was just this little, like, I don't know, I could have been like 19-20, I think, in the club. and I was so nervous, and they sent me to this bachelor party, this group of guys, and my stomach's bubbling, and I'm just like, fuck it, I'm going to do the dance. Here we go.

I squat down to do the dance, and I just let out the longest silent but deadly one. And I was like, okay, it was silent. Nobody heard it. And then all of a sudden I'm doing the dance, right? And I hear behind me, the guy's like, ooh! You fucking farted, bro! and they just start pointing fingers at each other and they're like covering and I'm telling you

it smelled so bad I started gagging I couldn't believe it came out of me and seeing as how they didn't think anything like that could have came out of little old me I continued my dance got my money and got the fuck up out of there sorry honey your wife's past always answered I don't know why the fuck I asked that I don't know I knew I was setting myself up for failure

As soon as I said, I was like, I should ask something serious. It's like, this is not the direction to send my wife in front of a wide audience. This is my specialty. I never know what he's going to ask when he sits down here either. It's always something different every show. Oh, yeah, no, we come off the cuff. It's the first night I was so nervous, I had a little notepad. And the next time I brought my phone, and the night I'm just,

Wiz Khalifa got me just high enough to be like, I'm just going to go talk to my wife. I think Wiz Khalifa got me high. I went back there and I'm like, it smells like weed. I want you to know I think Bert's high, I'm high, I think everybody back there's high. I'm pretty sure we're all pretty stone right. Jack Osborne might be the only sober person back there right now. How cute is Jack though? Oh my God.

Jack is the dude. What about Jack Osborne, y'all? Well, I do want to get serious for a moment because I don't want to let this moment pass. And you finding out that you were the bestseller on the New York Times bestselling list this week, you were the number one seller on the New York Times bestseller list. and also number one on audio. On audio as well. But it also happened on the anniversary of Grace. And as we would be back on the West Coast,

heading back to your hometown tomorrow tonight in Las Vegas, Nevada. And I don't say Nevada no more. Are you proud of me? It took me 10 years to break him of that. Yeah. When you're from the country, you think she's from Nevada. And people from Nevada hate it. when you call it Nevada.

But I guess what I want to do is just give you a moment to honor Grace here on such a big day for you. Yeah. So for those of you who haven't read the book, February 25th, 2016, I lost my best friend, Grace, to skin cancer. And it was just so crazy. I don't want to get emotional. I haven't nobody cries alone policy, so we'll go together, girl. No, if you start fucking crying, it's never going to stop. It's my turn to cry, motherfucker.

fucker. Okay, fair. I won't let my cry in a, me and Bert will cry together later about it. Totally kidding. I lost my train of thought. But when I woke up this morning and I knew that I was going to find out if I made the list or not and just all the good things that have been happening, we have another announcement that I am not going to be able to announce until next week, huge.

Just everything happened on this date and I was just like, this is a total wink from heaven. And it just happened to fall on. on Grace's death date, but what's also crazy is I have a podcast coming out with Teresa Caputo. It's her podcast that I went on, and when I went on this podcast, every person, even the bad ones, that have passed away, came forward to congratulate me on this book. It's the craziest thing. So I just feel like God has just given me so many signs of like, you're doing the right thing, and just I love you. And just the fact that the book has

the parts of the book that resonated the most with all of you guys, I didn't even think we're going to be the ones that you guys gravitated towards, which has been really cool to watch and see. And just, I don't know, I'm just so thankful for all the love. And today's just a really special day. And thank you guys for being a part of it.

Well, good. I'm glad we could honor Grace in that moment. You also wrote some real, I don't know how to say it, NXFS stuff. What is that? I never know what the fuck that means. Ain't it what they mean for when it's super sexual?

Not safe for work. I just found that out. Yo. I never knew that. Damn, shout out to the front row freaks. I love that. That's book talk. That's book talk right there.

Is it NFX? Not safe for work. So NSFW. Okay. I think. I just. You just taught me that. I've always wondered, like, what the fuck is that mean?

But I never Googled it. Well, now we know that it's not safe for work. Is that what they're labeling my book? Not safe for work? No, no, but no, but didn't you have? It means sex scenes, right? There were sex scenes in the book. That's what I'm trying to talk about.

Because everybody asked me, did you read the, I'm like, of course. Yeah, I mean, it got a little steamy. Your wife has a past. Hey, all right, I just wanted to go on record. You were the grand prize winner. Thank you for taking me off the streets, baby. Yeah, baby! You turned this hoe into a housewife.

Can I get an amen? There we go, baby. It's funny, you talked about what you didn't think people were going to gravitate to, and it's what I was the most fascinated with whenever I first met you was just the dynamic of your household growing up. And this is one thing we do touch on every time is the importance of you not being afraid to share your story and not being able to all the way down from sexual trauma to these kind of things that is, that like you wasn't afraid to share your authentic story. And I know a lot of people feel like that lady that just said thank you right there, you know. I know there's a lot of ladies in there. And there's probably a lot of stepmoms or bonus moms or mothers in here who found a lot of strength in your relationship with Bailey or.

or a lot of people that probably found a lot of freedom and having an issue with their stepmother too. So it was just really cool you spoke on that. How did you feel hearing so many people moved by Baby Bunny more than Big Bunny? That's really what the book. Everybody's loving, you know, I don't know if loving is the right word, but everybody's gravitating towards my childhood. And I never realized how many of us came from fucked up ass homes, dude.

Like it's, I feel like we're one big, happy family. I think you guys even being here tonight just shows that you guys are all fucking generational curse breakers. Like, we were sitting here to change the narrative and the direction of our lives, and that's what we're all fucking doing. So give yourselves a hand. Seriously. Are you ready to sing for us?

You want me to sing? I mean, enough about me. Enough about me, baby. Everybody's here to watch you sing. So I think we should have jelly roll sings. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I want to clear something up. I love what you just said.

But not a motherfucker came here to see me soon. Everybody in this building came here to see my beautiful wife because they believe in you. They're just glad I came to support you. They didn't give a fuck if I sing or don't. Ain't that right, y'all? This is your night, baby. You sold 200,000 books the first week.

You are the bestseller on the New York Times, This is your fucking night, Mama Bear. And if you want me to sing because it's your night, I'll sing. Baby sing for me. All right. Take him to church, Daddy. You know what? She said take on the church.

We'll start there. I think that's a sign. She said, take on the church. We're going to do it like this. She told me to take it to church, and the devil works hard sometimes, especially when things are going good for you. But God always works harder, maybe the truth will always set you through.

And I didn't plan on singing this song, but she said, take it to church. This will be the first time I've sung this song since we want to grant me for this song. So y'all forgive me if I get a little emotional because this was from God. Yeah, I don't always feel. Yeah, but that's when I needed for my room.

So I'm going to keep on sing till my soul catch a duck with my son. There's days when my hands. Go up free times when it calls Oh, oh There's days when a praise comes out there days when it takes all the strength I got I hard fought hard felt been through hell Hallelujah I bring my storm toss torn said story to tell

Hallelujah, oh, oh, because God, you've been patient, my God, you've been gracious, faithful, whatever. I bring my heart fought, heartfelt, heartfelt, it is where high, oh, hallelujah. I wrestled with the dark, but I'm trying to reach for the life. Yeah, the struggle keeps me. And it brings down the walls of my pride. Faith is improving like gold till it's been through the fire. Head, hard and hands are feeling head. And that's when I lift them just a little high.

I bring my heart storm story to tell hallelujah. Oh, oh, oh. How'd you been gracious? You faithful Thank you for that God Thank you for that God We needed a little praise and worship tonight, baby Let's play them something Andy

I had to drive around my mind I can count the times you made me feel like a nothing Play me like a fool Like a fool saying drank another whiskey Pop another beer Heaven is it real

You won't find nobody to love because your heart's too broad And I know you ain't nothing but a hide out the I love you a love you ever Yeah they try to bring me down try to put me under the ground I'm only going high my bill when I'm bringing you try to be my friend but you're glowing small Oh, well, now, why you're scared of tapping you? Well, you can joke, because I know you're nothing but a lie. You burn me one too many times, like the devil in disguise. Had your true colors, just leave me along.

Keep me like another whiskey, pop another peel. Money makes you happy. Heaven is it real? You won't find nobody to love because your heart's too broke You ain't nothing but a Oh y'all sound good Yeah, I walk right out the Yeah, they try to bring me down try to put me underground

I'm only going I see you in my head if you try to be my friend but you're blowing small Oh, wait now, why you're scared of telling you where you can go? You're nothing but... Okay, guys, why? Because we have one more special guest. If you guys could just look over here for me, there was a man that we fell in love with named Bob.

Bob! Bob out! Much for coming tonight! We love you so much. We've got a little switching, is it, buddy? I love it. You guys want me to sign some... Hold on one second.