Dumb Blonde - Meeting Snoop and Dolly
Episode Date: December 2, 2024The trio is back! Bunnie shares Thanksgiving and after party stories, including meeting legends Dolly Parton and Snoop Dogg. Hailee dishes on her latest man-related ick, and the girls dive in...to Butterball turkeys, Tesla robots, the Come Here Cowboy music video, and their upcoming merch drop.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
With New Year's resolutions, many of us will make a vow to eat healthier, and that's a good thing.
But what about our beloved pets and their nutrition?
Greetings, I'm naturopathic Dr. Dennis Black, and here at Meow Greens, we're on a mission to provide better nutrition for all cats,
because truthfully, all cat food is dead food.
Which is why we created Meow Greens in the first place.
We bring their dead food back to life with live vitamins,
minerals, probiotics, enzymes, omega oils, antioxidants, and so much more. All with a tasty formula that your cat will love. You can improve your cat's coat, digestion, and energy,
and have less vet bills. Let 2025 bring a new year and a new pet. Get a Jumpstart trial bag,
normally $20. Get a 100% discount with promo code MEOW.
You discover the shipping.
Bring your pet's food back to life.
Get your free Jumpstart trial bag.
Go to meowgreens.com.
Use promo code MEOW, M-E-O-W.
So good your cat will ask for it by name.
Hey guys, I need to ask you a question.
I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon?
I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon.
Let me break it down for you.
We have the BunnyXO show.
We have Meet the D-Fords.
We have Popaganda.
We have more shows that we're adding.
And not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast.
Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up. Is this thing on?
People in the comments of the Christmas song are like,
this doesn't even sound like you.
This sounds like something Beyonce would do.
Oh, what a compliment.
That's a bit of a...
They're like, you've totally switched.
And the OGs are like, this sounds every christmas song she's ever done you have such that new wave that people don't know what to
take because like there are people who are in the comments like is she trying to be a singer now
you're like no we just make dirty christmas you tried to describe oh you were trying to
describe your dirty christmas song tolly. What did I say?
You said.
Oh my God.
How'd you say?
It was like you were trying not to call it a dirty Christmas song.
So you were using every word.
What did you say?
Campy.
Yes.
Campy.
Yeah.
You said something and.
I can't remember what you said.
We got to talk about this on the podcast.
We're just wasting all this great material because we're not getting started.
Ready?
Oh, we're ready.
Okay.
Oh, hello.
Hi.
What's up, you sexy motherfuckers?
Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde.
We were just sitting here.
I'm yelling at my fucking crew because I'm like,
Taimei was testing everything, making sure everything was perfect.
And I was just like, we're just sitting here just spilling the beads to each other
because I like to have authentic reactions for everything.
Ask anybody on my team.
Ask anybody who comes over as a guest.
Don't talk to me.
Don't tell me anything until these mics are on.
And so they were like bringing up fucking funny points points and anyways it's the day after thanksgiving and i'm
working i'm so thrilled to be here as long as i'm sure you guys can tell and hear it in my voice that
i got a lot of sleep last night you you screamed and shook your ass all thanksgiving bro a lot of
karaoke i'm actually proud i didn't do a lot of karaoke i'm actually proud i didn't
do a lot of karaoke i joined in but i i from afar you were that's what i'm saying dude every time i
turned around you were shaking it i mean i was having a shuffle off on the side i was having
fun man thanksgiving is our time to let loose yes it was a good one we did another annual d4
thanksgiving last night and the house was full we had probably like what how many people
do you think were there oh gosh like i feel like it comes in like waves yeah so like throughout
the night i would say like 50 to 60 people got real full yeah at one point you couldn't even
move around but then like people come and go like you kind of have like the elders in the beginning
yeah like the day kind of the night progresses the starts when dolph came out it was like yeah yeah when yeah as soon as the rap started
bailey broke out the rap way early she did the kinder glomar yeah yeah i mean i was like that's
my girl you know i was like go baby go he's killing it no she was really good she's baby
she's a little baby roll.
She can wrap her ass off.
Yes, absolutely.
The gorilla was my favorite.
Yeah, she can wrap.
But yeah, no, I love doing the D Ford family Thanksgiving because it's really been a tradition that we started.
And Bailey looks forward to it every year.
There's so many times she came up to me last night and she was like, Mom, I love Thanksgiving here. Like she went to Thanksgiving at her other family's houses and she was texting me.
I can't wait to come and do our Thanksgiving, you know.
So I even told Jay because, you know, Jay had to perform at the Dallas Cowboys game.
So we had to push it back this year and we were contemplating not doing it.
And I just looked at him and I was like, baby, I love you.
You got to go do your thug fizzle.
But Thanksgiving is so important to Bailey.
And I want to make sure that we, you know, keep this tradition going just for her.
Because, I mean, we've only got her for like what?
One more Thanksgiving and then she's going to be in fucking college.
Oh, my God.
Don't make me cry.
It's crazy.
You guys are like the Heidi Klum of Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
I love it.
Without the red carpet yeah it's
like an honor to be invited to this thanksgiving yeah it gets bigger each year yeah people wise
too yeah yeah yeah yeah the names just keep getting crazier and crazier yeah i love it but
you know what's so fun is nobody took out their phone last night to do a tiktok not one person
tried to like take advantage of the moment nobody selfied it up like everybody
just had fun no i still haven't even posted about thanksgiving and that's so unlike us you know like
i don't know i just think we just are starting in the moment last night we did live in the moment
and i think what's happening also is that we're starting to cherish our private moments because
you know we don't get a lot of them because we share so
much of ourselves with everybody that it's like when we do get those private moments it's just
like oh this is this is beautiful this is what family and friends is all about so yeah no most
definitely there there are like a few videos out there but like the night was like so consistent
of us just laughing yeah and i really forgot to record a lot because i was just
yeah well you started drinking tequila jello tequila shots at fucking 4 p.m yeah you made
she made the cutest pumpkin pie jello shot she goes it's like pumpkin pie but with tequila oh
wait hold on yeah hold on i got something for you hold Oh, I know what's about to be pulled up.
You don't know what's about to be pulled up.
You don't.
Yes, I do.
Okay.
Are you willing to make a wager on it?
I don't feel like she is now.
How much do you want to bet real quick since you know what I'm about to pull up?
$50.
Let's bet one month's salary okay no all right ready
so many pumpkin pies
pumpkin pies with tequila yeah oh i thought you were gonna pull up the other video oh we can
but i mean we can talk about it let's talk talk about it. So Bridgestone was Papa Bear's last show and it was phenomenal.
There was Snoop Dogg, Post Malone, Morgan Wallen, Ernest, Kelsey Ballerini was there.
John B.
Who?
John B.
Bring it home, John B.
I love them.
I think Kelsey Ballerini and her dude chase are
so freaking cute like they are genuinely in love like genuinely they can't take their eyes off of
each other he's obsessed with her i love it it is the cutest thing i've ever seen and every time he
even moves around the room her eyes follow him and i it's like i get kind of like sad because i
remember how that's how
Jay and I used to be you know Jay and I've been together almost a decade so you know the honeymoon's
been over but it's like you can see that they're still in their honeymoon stage and it's just like
the cutest thing ever so I really I really love them together and they're two of the just most
wholesome people yeah most of Skylar Grey was there too skylar gray like she sounded so good sounded so good
what a phenomenal woman though like she's so powerful and just her presence and she's so sweet
yes and her dude her dude too cool just like everybody is just fucking keith urban was there
yeah oh yeah we forget him and his freaking highlights just glowing in the freaking lights on the stage his hair is like just waves of
gold spun thread like it's just like they just literally it's like you know he looks like he has
uh that christmas tinsel in his hair yeah those highlights we highlighting yeah yeah no we love
fucking keith i love him the boys it was really funny because i got this on video they wouldn't
leave his side so jack and casey were just like right there shredding next to him they wouldn't leave
the entire song the boys stayed right next to Keith like normally they walk around the stage
and they show off but literally they were just like looking over at Keith and it was the cutest
thing because the boys don't ever really fan. No, they don't fan boy out.
But as soon as Keith Urban hit that stage, they were they just wanted to pick guitars with Keith Urban.
Can we talk about Cody?
Can you walk in?
Yeah.
What?
How did I miss that?
Let's just talk about the dog.
Father was in the house, baby.
Yeah.
I literally have never been nervous to meet another celebrity in my life besides Dolly.
And I freaking meet snoop motherfucking
dog dude are you kidding me all in the same week and the sweetest thing the sweetest man
like he for real is unc dude dude he was so genuinely nice so his whole team his whole team
shout out to his whole team they're just so sweet i was so nervous because we got we got it on video and it's the cutest clip but i'm like asking snoop dogg i'm
like we're taking a picture together and i'm like you know if you want to do a tiktok it'd be even
cooler he's like i'm following you i was like oh i was like so excited and but i was so nervous
that i couldn't like my mind went blank i'm like what song do i do with fucking snoop dogg that i
know you know and i mean i know all his old shit so of course and so his um creative i don't know if it's like his creative director his videographer i
forget his name it was like sack right sack i believe was his name came up to me and i was
gonna do lotty dotty and i was like no i need something with more um so he starts naming off
songs and he's like nothing but a g thing i was like oh my god i love you because i'm like we all
forget that yeah just went blank literally i'm like shaking and the sweetest thing that he did was snoop gave jay and i these matching rings um and there are
crowns like gold crowns with i think like diamonds in it and he gave one to jay and he said i have
one for your lady too and gave me one too so the whole night jay wore it on stage at the um dallas
cowboy um halftime show he wears it on
his ring finger it's the cutest thing i'm like i couldn't get you to wear a wedding ring but
snoop dogg will get you to wear a wedding ring i'm fine with that and i mean i'm just kidding
when i say that we don't wear i wear my wedding ring because it's a diamond and i love shiny
things but i've never required my husband to wear a wedding ring. I'm not one of those women. You're mine.
I love you.
We got this.
But I just thought it was so cute that he wore the Snoop Dogg thing.
But yeah, Snoop came out on the stage.
The crowd went insane.
Insane.
And for me, this was a full circle moment because I'm from the West Coast.
So to have the West coast brought to Nashville,
I was just like, bro, no worlds colliding. And he was out there for like 10 minutes too. Yeah.
Yeah. No, he was out there. He did a whole bunch of songs and I was right next to him throwing up the West side. I went to front of house. I never go. Well, I didn't go to front of house, but I
went out into the crowd. What is that area? Yeah yeah a little side stage and like was just jamming out even jay pointed at me it was like i can't
believe you're out here you know like it was so funny we just had it was fun so much fun it was
a moment it was iconic it was probably one of those things i'll never forget you know because
it was just so awesome but um cody comes out behind them while jay and snoop dogg are performing and just starts crib walking
and someone got it on tiktok and posted it can we can we pull it out i need to see this
oh you haven't seen it i have not seen this they said who they said who knew pork chop was heavily
seasoned it was so funny dude uh and he crushed it too was like, my butthole was clenched when I first started watching.
I was like, oh, God, please, Cody, don't fuck this up.
And he fucking went off.
No, that's not it.
Let me send it to you because it is.
I was very surprised.
I was like, OK, Cody.
Yeah, no, he he he did good.
I didn't know he had rhythm like that.
But I guess to be a drummer, you have to have rhythm, right?
Yeah.
I guess we should ask Brooke, his girlfriend. It's like just like hey let's go to your rhythm never thought to ask him
that after the breadstick comment oh oh okay we're just bringing up the breadstick aren't we we still
have never gone to olive garden by the way i know because uh all you guys do is work me to the bone
and i have to look good on camera should we just just cater it tomorrow? Yeah, I'm fine with that. I think I could shake off a little Olive Garden by the fourth. I got the from the 30th
to the fourth. So we're good. Yeah, I'll be good. Lumen is the world's first handheld metabolic
coach. It's a device that measures your metabolism through your breath and on the app. It lets you
know if you're burning fat or carbs and gives you tailored guidance to improve your nutrition, workout, sleep, and even stress management.
All you have to do is breathe into your lumen first thing in the morning and you'll know what's going on with your metabolism.
Whether you're burning mostly fats or carbs, then lumen gives you a personalized nutrition plan for that day based on your measurements.
You can also breathe into it before and after workouts and meals.
So you know exactly what's going on in your body in real time.
And Lumen will give you tips to keep you on top of your health game.
Lumen gives me recommendations to improve my metabolic health.
It can also track my cycle as well as the onset of menopause and adjust my recommendations to keep my metabolism healthy through hormonal shifts so I can keep up my energy and swat those pesky cravings away.
So if you wanna stay on track with your health
this holiday season,
go to lumen.me slash bunny,
B-U-N-N-I-E,
to get 15% off your Lumen.
That's L-U-M-E-N dot me slash bunny,
B-U-N-N-I-E,
for 15% off your purchase.
Lumen makes a great gift too.
Thank you, Lumen, for 15% off your purchase. Lumen makes a great gift too. Thank you Lumen for sponsoring this episode. But, uh, yeah, speaking of weight loss, let's talk about these fucking
headlines that I don't even know where they came from. And listen, I am just, I tell you guys this
all the time. I am so thankful that the media is so cool to us and they are always so nice to us.
Radar online did a crazy headline where they said
like jay and i have a price on our heads or something like that because of the wade wilson
situation complete freaking lie that's not true and i don't know where they got that from yeah
that was weird but other than that we've had nothing but you know really positive things
and this one isn't bad and of course they're using my own words, but it's
in a different timeline. And, um, I posted some pictures. I was wearing this cute little Ed Hardy
dress and, um, you know, posted some pictures in the video with Snoop. I got the Tik TOK with Snoop
and I posted that and they're like, bunny XO's weight loss is due to her micro dosing trizepatide and i'm just like one i took one shot of trizepatide
in september of september 29th right 29th or 26 um a minute ago i have not taken another shot
since then because it made me so fucking sick and no shade to anybody who takes it you guys take it
and it works out amazing for you guys i'm so jealous that it
works out amazing for you guys she does you didn't even take that much though either to like be
dramatic no like i took seven units but i'm still i'm still 157 pounds like i haven't lost any weight
i'm just solid i work out four times a week. I do weightlifting and boxing, but I've changed my diet dramatically, dramatically. So I was doing super high carbs,
high protein, low fat. And I think with my age, my body is just not processing that high carb
anymore. And this is just for me guys. This is not for anybody else. So do not try to follow
in my footsteps. Um, and i switched it to low carb
high fat high protein and it's made a world of difference in my life dude yeah yeah it's been
amazing and i think maybe that's why i don't look as bloated and like swollen maybe i feel like even
though you're the same weight your body shape is changing because i said that the other day like
your waist looks so i said your face looks super skinny the other day when I
walked in I was like damn. I think it's like body well the Botox kicked in too but I also think it's
just body composition from not holding all that water from all the carbs that I was eating. Yeah
like all that inflammation is going away and it's noticeable but you were definitely not taking any
type of weight. Yeah but there's no I wish you listen guys I wish I could report back and tell
you there's been a dramatic weight loss and to to me, dramatic weight loss would be like going from one 57 to one 52 or one 53.
That's where I want to sit at.
My high school weight was one 45.
Like I'm a thick bitch.
I am a big back bitch and I am proud of it.
You know what I'm saying?
No, I am in my own way.
Like let, if I want to identify as a big back bitch, let me please.
All right.
At least I, you know bitch let me please all right at least let her have you know
let me have that moment but no and i'm just not a tiny girl i never have you don't you don't have
a petite stature exactly like you know krista is a petite stature she's tiny tiny yeah and i just
don't want anybody to read those articles and try to yes have unrealistic expectations of themselves because that's
not fair to you guys and you guys know i will always keep it 100 with you did you find the
video all right let's go let's here's pork chop the heavily seasoned pork chop stop
stop it he did so good
it won't go it's okay it's even better with no music yeah i love it it's like the
squeaky shoes yeah oh my gosh if they don't put that to the squeaky shoes
stop and not know you can do this i'm so proud of him i know me too i told you my butthole was
puckered at first i was like like, Oh God, Oh God,
Cody.
Don't mess this up.
Cody did good.
No,
I'm so proud of him.
But yeah,
that was Cody doing the sea walk,
baby.
Very good.
Speaking of weight loss though.
Yes.
I have been using this tool right here and I'm not selling these.
You guys,
they do sponsor my podcast and we're just going to talk about it real
briefly,
but this has also been a game changer in my weight loss it's this lumen it's this handheld
fucking lumen that i breathe into about 10 times a day from the minute i wake up before i eat after
i eat before i work out after i work out before i go to sleep i literally she uses it religiously
religiously oh what happened when you didn't have it oh i freaked
out i felt it's like you get attached to this little thing you know but what it is is it reads
the co2 levels in your breath and it tells you your macros for the day and you can do keto which
is what i'm doing a form of keto i'm not going like extreme keto i'm doing about 80 carbs a day
um but you can do keto with like, um, performance
enhancement. So you'll get like, you know, a certain percentage of protein. You can do weight
loss. You can do maintenance. Like there's so many different things. And when they started
sponsoring the podcast, I was like, I got really curious because I was doing the ads for them.
And you guys know that I don't like to promote something that I don't do. And I am not getting
paid for talking about this right now.
I just want you guys to know that.
But I'm so fucking floored by this little creature that I just want to share it with
you guys.
And so after I had done the first ad with them, I ordered some or they sent us some.
Yeah, they had sent you some.
And I started using it.
And I'm almost two months in on this thing.
I'm obsessed.
Obsessed with it no everybody
they sent you a timey
it's I love it and
your macro switch every day or they stay
consistent depending on what you're trying to accomplish
is I'm eating 1900
to 2000 calories a day
and slimming
down like losing inflammation my
blood sugar I used to wake up in the morning
feeling so sick and had to eat immediately that is not the case anymore like this thing is really
like working wonders and they have like a support group i joined the support group on facebook
i swear i swear and it's so fascinating just learning about all of this and like
watching how your body works and just seeing like the results and stuff like that so i mean if you guys want to hop on this bandwagon it's it's we're all
comparing our scores now we're always comparing our scores like would you blow this morning yeah
like i aim to blow a one or two in the morning if i blow a five i'm fine with it but i know that i
need i have some work to do or something's going on in my body that's hormonal like i don't know
this thing's just really cool and i wanted to share that with you guys.
We do have a promo code, I think,
if you guys want to use it to get a percentage off,
which is, do you know what it is?
Pretty sure it's Bunny.
We'll give you guys the promo code,
but again, this is not a paid advertisement.
I promise you.
I would tell you if it was.
I genuinely live with this thing in my hand every day.
I walk around with it just go to
lumen.me backslash bunny b-u-n-n-i-e and you'll get 15 off yeah you'll get 15 off and i'm telling
you this thing is so fucking worth it it's a game changer especially for health freaks like me
let's talk about how you freaked out when it went missing bro my husband thought it was a vape and stuck it in his backpack, I thought, and it disappeared.
And when he came home, I had him look through his backpack, and he's like, it's not there.
So I have another one somewhere around the house.
Oh, it really is just missing.
It's just missing.
I don't know where it went.
I might have accidentally thrown it away.
I have no idea.
Counter-Nazi.
Yeah, counter-Nazi got it.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know. But yeah i i for two days
i was literally just like depressed yeah it's like my little my little c-3po my little r2d2
i just love this it's the bunny babe i swear but you just literally just you breathe in for 10
seconds you hold it no i'm so yeah you breathe in for 10 seconds, hold it for 10 seconds, breathe out, and it reads your breath.
And it's cool because it's like on that scale, I'll know before I go weigh whether I lost weight that day by what number I blow.
It's crazy.
If I'm at a three or four, I don't really do fours and fives very often, but if I'm in that three to four range, I won't have lost anything.
If I'm in the one to two range, I've lost a pound.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
I know.
Like I'll know it before I step on that scale. I can feel when my body's in fat burn.
I will. I'll know I'm in fat burn before I blow. Like right now, if I were to blow,
I bet you I'm in fat burn. Cause I can feel it. Give me more blow. Give it a blow. All right.
Give it a blow job. It goes by this app right here that I would love to give blow jobs. All
right. Hold on. It goes by this app right here. So you love to give blowjobs all right hold on it goes by this app right here so you just literally log on you hit measure so I'm
gonna say before eating cuz I'm gonna eat dinner after this and then you turn
it on it's all Bluetooth sorry Chachi's snoring right here so it's warming up my
little baby's warming up you get really really like attached. Hold on. I'm going
to tell you guys what I want also. The lumen's warming up still.
Inhale deeply through your lumen.
Hold your breath.
Exhale in three, two, one. and you got to keep this ball inside of a circle guys so that's what she's doing and she's trying
to keep it within i don't think i could even do that you can it's really hard at first but then
you can i promise you i'm telling you you get hooked on this thing man i'm in carb burn right now well i just ate a
fucking chicken nugget which is why so yeah i'm in carb burn right now but normally i can feel when
i'm in fat burn um but yeah this thing's fucking fascinating so right now my body's burning carbs
which means i'm actually ready i need to work out is pretty much what it's telling me so yeah i'm
obsessed with it what were you gonna say you said i'll tell you in just a second oh speaking about like being attached to like these robotic devices i want a tesla robot
i am upset i want two i want to name them sid and nancy or cheech and chong i want two they play
have you seen them they play guitars they play music and stuff you haven't seen it i've seen any
of these i've seen the one on kai's where um hold on uh hi may i'm gonna send this to you have you seen the one
where kai had chris brown on his um live stream and the robot goes to open the door and it didn't
open it and it just fell over and was just laying there no it's the funniest thing i've ever seen i guess i'm not in
the tax bracket of having tesla yeah no uh robots on my for you page bro they have no idea really i
know that they exist but i didn't know that like people already had them and stuff i want one so
bad hold on i'm trying to find with it i would have it fold clothes it would be my best friend what are
you talking about i'll think of things for it to do i don't care clothes packs or suitcases
all right hold on just don't get one to do makeup or something hold on god imagine imagine there
was someone one that could do a full beat they do everything they can do anything for you like they're they're just there that's terrifying no not terrifying robot all right
you should have it now take a gander not message request do you not follow do you not follow
i definitely do why was she not wait no no no Let's go ahead and look to see if you follow Bunny. Yeah, hold up. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I need to follow you back, Jaime?
Okay.
All right.
Sorry.
It's all good.
I wasn't sure if you were going to stay on for long.
Now we love you.
Now I'll follow you back.
What the heck?
What?
Look how cool they are.
That's terrifying.
That is scary.
I need two because I want to start a band.
You're like my uncles.
I want to.
Can you imagine you guys come over and I'm just chilling with these two on the couch just hanging out?
I approve.
Aren't they awesome?
Wow. Yeah. Great, right? just hanging out i approve aren't they awesome wow yeah great right i want one so bad so i looked them up and they're about 20 to 30 grand a piece and they can be ordered good for the love of god
they can be ordered um 2026 what how does everyone else already have them then i'm sure elon just rolled them out so
that celebrities could start using them and seeing if there's any like kinks and stuff like that you
know i don't think i want tessa seen inside my house yeah well that was dramatic why
what fbi agent's gonna be sitting back there through my robot?
First of all,
they're already seeing in your house.
I know,
but then they can do this.
I was like,
now they can go and lock my door.
You have an iPhone.
You have a fricking.
Yeah,
but my iPhone can't go and walk around.
Yeah.
Walk around my house.
You can power them down.
I don't trust it.
All right.
I'll try them out first and then you guys figure it out yeah let me just save my 20
i'm telling you man i'm gonna have two of those fucking robots dude i don't doubt that that's
the crazy i'm like yeah no you are it's happening for sure it's really happening uh so we went to the after party after the bridgestone that was fun hayley met a boy there well she knew this boy yeah and
yeah let's go on that journey oh it was a and men this is a major ick okay like let's really
talk about it damn it this is the seal is broken on this i hate that two ounce of water good i'll take it all right
water i love you thank you so much jason cut this out please
show on my ocd fucking problems that i have listen don't cut this out Jason I've gotten
really good with my OCD though definitely took a bite of a gum that was not sealed the other day
well she made me bite it first yeah if we're going down we're going down together
we all take sips of the same water just in case bites of the same gum just in case
back in the old days like and I'm not calling in case she's like you know back in the old
days like and i'm not calling myself a king or a queen but back in the old days kings or queens
had people designated at their table to eat food and drink the same food first to make sure it
wasn't poisoned well that's us thank you look he brought he brought three okay this one's good
that one's good so i just have this weird thing where if
the seal is cracked on my water i don't want to drink it because it freaks me out
even coming from an unopened box yeah you don't know who was listen there's people
fucking butterball turkeys all right imagine what they would do to fucking water can we talk about that bro jason did you haven't seen it no oh god hymie butterball turkey controversy so it's going viral
pita released this video of a factory worker fucking a butterball turkey alive i don't know i don't think so i don't think you could
fuck it alive i had the same question too i think it was passed away but no i think it was an employee
of butterball fucking the turkey yeah this is why i don't eat turkey thank god yeah i don't
eat turkey anymore either but bro i'm definitely not now okay you're gorgeous okay workers sexually abusing turkeys before slaughter oh okay no that
that's oh i don't want to see that that was rough what is that okay let's just it's butterball
turkey controversy that was it it says pita investigators no there's a clip of a dude
powering down you can see it yeah just pow, like getting a turkey, dude.
It's bad.
It's bad.
Hip thrusts.
Yeah.
No, it's...
That's why they're boycotting Butterballs.
I can't believe you guys haven't seen this.
No.
I can't believe you guys haven't seen this.
See the email?
They've seen...
We have different 4U pages.
I mean, that's true.
Oh, really?
You want to talk about 4U pages?
Yours is rough.
Yeah, I'm not watching turkeys getting stuffed.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I got you.
Oh.
Butterball turkeys.
Here we go.
Bragged about their abuse.
What?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, they bragged about it.
Hold on.
Here it is.
I got you right here, Jaime.
All right.
Ew.
And make sure you turn this up.
Yeah, I know this one's rough.
Oh, this one's blurred out.
They blurred out the dude humping it.
Hold on.
I wonder if they're taking it off TikTok because you can see what it is, you know?
You could see the penis going.
Well, no, but you can see the dude just pounding away
one guy humped a shackled turkey one day and another what imagine oh here's one too
imagine that was your husband and you watched that video and saw him do that just him plowing
a turkey like how do you even sit down and have that conversation i would just leave and be like we don't there's nothing to talk about there's
nothing i could say to you that would make anything can't come back from that yeah that
would make anything okay immediate divorce god did you see it could you imagine sucking him off
and be like i don't want to yeah i say that one turn that. Turn that one up. That bottom one. Yeah.
One guy humped a shackled turkey one day and another time another worker was putting his fingers in a turkey's cloaca, which is basically her.
While the line was stopped.
There he is plowing it.
Some workers even bragged about their abuse.
When people go to the grocery store and they see Butterball or other turkeys all wrapped up in plastic,
they just don't know what happens to the birds before they end up in the meat case.
I mean, how could they?
These dark plants are kept away from main roads and certainly not shown on TV.
I went into this Butterball House of Horrors to show people what the company never will.
If even one person sees this video and stops eating birds, it'll be worth it.
Well, that got me.
No more birds for me.
No, it was bad, man.
I just couldn't. I can't.
What FYP do you have that the butter balls didn't show up?
Yeah.
My whole Thanksgiving.
I have like weird people singing or just sticking their tongues out.
Very weird.
Oh, the guy that.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get that.
What?
Yeah.
You know my for you page.
Yeah.
It's a good one.
Your for you page on Instagram is way different than your for you page on TikTok though.
My Instagram is fucked.
I've really gotten over. I think I've that fyp i think i've traumatized myself because like tiktok's not entertaining to me anymore i catch myself in reels so much more because they're
so unfiltered and just like i feel so bad for our group chats where i send like the really horrific
deaths no i can't i don't i won't send this to you
yeah i don't want to talk about it so anyways back to this after party oh how do we go from a turkey
means fuck because you didn't get stuff got your no i didn't get stuff i had to sit there and listen
to music okay but tell them what happened like you met he's super cute he's super cute i have a crush on him i think he's cute
and i just was like yo like where are you at he said my house come over send me his address go
over there and she's thinking it's like it's turkey time yeah i thought i was about to be
that turkey no no what did he do we talked about life and he played his music which is not bad it's not bad
but that's not what i wanted to be doing until six o'clock in the morning yeah then i was like
i'm gonna go home now you know what it kind of was the war and treaty yeah just sat there and
watched at least it wasn't a jesus documentary though like that yeah you just sat there ready
to fuck you know what like that's so ick like guys we don't want a
full-on concert because i've dated nothing but musicians so i know how that feels and when you're
like drunk and like in party mode the last thing you want to do is go sober real quick yeah the
last thing you want to do is go to a guy's house and listen to his music for fucking three hours
it's like okay can you at least fuck me while the music is playing or send it to me to listen to on the way home yeah all right or just play it while
we're home some men like to hear their music while they're okay that was my next question
have you ever had sex to somebody's own music yes my i don't even want to say his name but
you guys know fucking i don't even want to call him an ex anymore because he doesn't deserve that title but yes he he would get mad if i listened to like the zach bryan and brianna chicken fry
i can relate to that so much because he would hate if i listened to any other music but his
that's so strange yeah it's so strange i it's it's just a weird thing that some guys do a lot of artists are like that
like it's a in order to be an artist you have to be a tortured soul in some way yeah you're
a little fucked up and people don't realize that being with a musician is not an easy feat you know
and i'm not speaking for my relationship i'm speaking in general and from past relationships because i've dated other musicians it's not easy to be with an artist they're very up and down they are very i don't you know i don't
want to use i don't what are they unpredictable unpredictable yeah and sometimes borderline
emotionally and verbally and sometimes physically abusive you know and i'm not saying like you
deserve it because you you signed up for that because you don't at and i'm not saying like you deserve it because you
you signed up for that because you don't at all i'm just saying that musicians are definitely a
different breed and in order to be with one you it's a lot and you've got to be a strong person
yourself you know well i'm not no she said i just want I show it in my face. I show everything in my face. I'm just like. Yeah.
I'm surprised you sat there that long.
I am too.
How long did you sit?
Like, what time did you get there if you left at six?
I probably was there like an hour and a half. I left the bar at two.
What time did you guys go there?
After three.
So you were there for about three hours.
Yeah.
Fuck.
No.
Two.
It was about two hours. Two hours worth of music? Was he performing for about three hours. Yeah. Oh, no. Two. It was about two hours.
Two hours worth of music.
Was he performing for you, too?
Don't.
No, he didn't.
Okay.
Thank God.
I couldn't have hold it in.
I would have rathered.
I would rather you up jumping around performing for me than just sitting there in silence.
Listening to music.
That's what I did.
And I was just like.
No, no. I could know perform for me
motherfucker i'm just sitting there with my tits out too oh not all the way out but like
your tits were titting in that night yeah you had so i'm just sitting there with like
eyes down here yeah why don't you just start getting naked i would have just made it by the
first start stripping to his music? Yeah.
Literally, just fucking. Because it wasn't the vibe?
Oh.
It wasn't the song you stripped to?
What kind of music was it?
It's like, it's going into country.
Oh.
Yeah.
No one strips to country.
I can't.
I mean, I think I might have a time or two.
You would.
You can do it.
I mean, I can.
The Judds is sexy to get down to.
I get that.
I'm telling you. I get get that It's a great vibe
I wouldn't have been able to do it
Could you imagine stripping a Dirt Road anthem
I sang Dirt Road anthem last night
Dirt Road
I laid back
Well how about the Creed though
Insert video
Well I just heard
Well I just heard. The news today
Chelsea does that so good
So good
That was great
Shout out Trailer Trash Tammy
The Nickelback was the star of the night
Chad Kroger was the star of the night
Daddy Chatty for the win always back the nickel back was the star of the night yeah chad kroger was the star of the night your shirt was
she goes i don't know who that is and we thought it was a joke who said that nikki yeah nip what's
her name makeup what's her name nick lipstick nick yeah yeah she was like i don't i don't know
that person named chad kroger she goes said nickel back and she's like i've heard of them i was like, I don't know that person. I said, Chad Kroger. She goes, Nicole Beck?
And she was like, I've heard of them.
I was like, oh my goodness.
I know.
Someone else thought it was Nicolas Cage.
Chad Turden?
Chad Michael Turden.
Chad Michael Turden is a god.
He has the same name as Jason.
Or as Cash.
That's funny.
It's meant to be.
It was.
I love it.
I named him after him.
It was such a good time last night
oh it was it was a very good night yeah thanksgiving is always good memories my husband
went to sleep because i know it was well he got up at eight o'clock in the morning and then had
to go and do a halftime show the poor man does and just got off a worldwide tour yeah not worldwide
nationwide is that right nationwide yeah nationwide listen don't
don't give me the cue to sing something because i will i love that jaime is over there not
jaime goes yeah hyman has a good jingle on it's one of my favorite jingles
that was so funny you should have seen him when you were doing the snoop impression he was up
there throwing up signs i was like damn hyman i love snoop so much oh my god we forgot to talk
about it though uh jay and snoop have a song coming out they do i got to hear it for the
first time with both of them rapping it to me and it was fucking phenomenal it is so good so so good
and then they debuted it at the bridgestone they did debut it that's why we're allowed to talk
about it yep so so good and like so tom petty was quoted one time saying the only way that song would ever make a comeback was if snoop dog redid
it and dr dre was the one who what is it called master produced yeah yeah remixed it or something
yeah yeah and that's exactly what ended up happening and jay had the honor of being part
of it yeah jay actually flew to la a couple months ago and got to get in the studio with dr dre
and snoop at the same time and make the song so i mean like
talk about just like dreams coming true so cool this song is very very good like i love that i
love it i love it too so let's talk about what everybody wants to hear about the dolly interview
the fact that we hung out with dolly and snoop in the same week bro bro like what
is life what what is life it is crazy dolly is the sweetest little cupcake that i have ever met
it was sweet little dirty okay yeah no no she's actually got a she reminds me a lot of my personality we
both have that smart ass kind of like dirty mentality i don't know if i can use the dirty
and dolly in the same sentence because that's spicy spicy yes she is spicy she's so spicy and
so cute and she is sharp as a damn tack yes that woman is almost 80 years old and she is a power
house she walks in stilettos wears the cutest little cat suits she has the tiniest little feet
i've ever seen really her feet have got to be like a size four size four size five like she's got the
tiniest little little just she her little her waist was wasting i mean what waste
she had none it was like crazy it's like so my left leg yeah no my thigh she's just the cutest
little pack package wrapped in blonde hairs like she's just so sweet and i was shook i'm talking
like the entire morning i had to do box breathing and I was just so
nervous. And I don't know if I was just cause I was like inside my head, but I was just like,
Oh my God, you know, like this is everything I've ever wanted since I've started this podcast. And
you know, naming the podcast after Dolly Dolly's, um, first radio hit was, you know,
it was an oxymoron all in itself and it just was a perfect you know storm
and um this was such a full circle moment and sitting down with her I never read off cue cards
ever but it's like when you're so nervous your mind goes blank so I literally had a stack of
cue cards with my whole interview on it that Mimi had made me and in the beginning you can sense how nervous I am I don't ever seen
you that nervous never seen you that nervous no ever like I'm a very relaxed interviewer you know
like I love everybody who sits on my couch but to be in her studio let's talk about that too so like
Dolly is such a G you go to Dolly yes and I think that is so beautiful yes you literally go to her so it was
really amazing i gotta give the flowers or flowers to do because her team was so team is on it
amazing so good everyone in it was so welcoming accommodating they like forced jamie to get
breakfast at an omelet bar they were like like, get the omelet. Yeah.
You know?
And so,
but we went to their space and like,
they really were like,
what can we do to help you elevate this and make this how you want it to portray dumb blonde.
They requested your dumb blonde sign.
Yeah.
Which I thought was cute.
They requested your microphones.
Like I absolutely love that,
but like,
Dolly talked on one of those microphones.
Yeah.
No, it's the silver, your OG talked on one of those microphones. Yeah. No,
it's a silver,
your OG one.
Oh,
the OG one.
Yeah.
They tried your OG.
Yeah.
Dumb blonde one.
So no,
it was so funny.
I walked in cause I didn't know how my microphones were going to be there.
And I was like,
Oh my God,
I love her microphone.
And then I was like,
Oh,
it's mine.
Yeah.
I was like,
Oh my God.
But yeah,
it was,
um,
you guys are going to be pleasantly surprised.
So with this podcast,
you know,
Dolly had, she's a workhorse like I am.
And before she had done the podcast, she had already done three other things.
The podcast was the last of her things of the day.
And we got allotted 45 minutes with her and her and I just started talking.
And like, she had some of the most incredible answers.
And like, you know when dolly
speaks you don't cut her off so i didn't get to finish the entire interview but dolly had so much
fun that they're bringing me back for a part two in february so 2025 um to sit down and finish the
interview with her and just hopefully this can unfold into something else she even said she
wanted to do a christmas song with me i don't know if she meant that or not I'm just gonna put it in the air
because I think that would be freaking amazing iconic yeah iconic but I'm just so happy that it
happened and shout out to Dani Nazel her management her um publicist is Marcel, Ollie. Is Ollie her like day-to-day manager? Yeah yeah I'll love Ollie.
Love Ollie. Yeah Jen Vescio for putting this all together our publicist and you know just making
this happen it was incredible and I can't I'm just so grateful and so thankful. We are too.
It's a real book. Yeah we got her cookbooks we got her cookbook
it gave me a bottle of her wine we got her freaking uh perfume makeup we got our makeup
yeah like we smell like jolly now yeah yeah we all walked around we walked in smelling like her
yeah yeah we did we like coated ourselves and walked in yeah smoky mountain musk isn't that
what it's called or smoky i forget like gold smok Mountain Musk. Isn't that what it's called? I love it. Smoky, I forget. Smoky Mountain Gold.
Smoky Mountain Gold. Yes, that's what it's called.
So good. But yeah, it was just
an amazing moment, which hopefully
led to
some other incredible moments that are going to be happening
in 2025. So
I'm just so thankful and so blessed for all of it.
That's coming out next week. Yep, that'll
be coming out next week, so you guys can look forward
to that.
And yeah,
is there anything else?
What are we doing tomorrow?
Oh Lord.
Are we talking about it again?
Well,
no,
we're just going to go into detail cause it's going to drop close to each
other.
So the,
uh,
come here.
Cowboy dropped last week and you guys have been loving it on Tik TOK.
And I haven't,
I haven't really announced it on Instagram or any other platforms that it's
came out.
I'm waiting for the video. Um, like we're gonna finally shoot the video tomorrow and
it'll be out December 3rd so excited you guys I'm so excited for this video yeah it's gonna be fun
it's gonna be really fun the amount of people in this we keep pivoting because like it'll be like
oh I invited this person and I'm like okay hold on let me like go back into the treatment rework this and then oh wait no we invited this person and like oh it's gonna be a
great video bro the amount of like cameos we have and just like what we're gonna be like doing
is so fucking funny and i love that every year we keep it comedic yeah we'll never take ourselves
serious when it comes to ever and like we aren't serious people
no we're not and i want you guys to know like there's a bunch of people in the comments who
are like is she trying to sing now like no i do one song a year and that's it and i literally make
fun of myself i can't sing i don't have a singing voice i know how to be sexy there's a difference
i'm not over here like fucking alanis morissette just belting notes out or beyonce you know like i can one even tone i'm good and if i stay there i'm
good i know i know how to talk sexy i can turn it on at any time you know so it's like i just
turned that into a song so it is so great this this matched your vibe this year for sure everyone
really it's a banger bro it is a banger but did you guys see
the video of my brother singing it my husband oh god show put it up give it to jaime my husband
comes in all the time singing fucking come here cowboy and he's like i listened to it about six
or seven times i was like get out of here it's so good no like it's so sweet that he even like
you know bumps the christmas we're watching all of the tiktoks people are making with it also and like i'm brooke did a get ready with me it was so cute and used the song i absolutely love that and like
we did brooke oh i haven't seen it somebody send it to me so i can repost it brooke did a little
get ready with me to it and like those are my favorite i love when girls do get ready with me
yeah music and like it fits so perfectly and bro Brooke has that like aesthetic too I think it's super
cute she's so cute Jaime's girlfriend
is so beautiful yeah
yeah she is hot yeah I'd like to see her
naked yeah
does she have an only fans yeah can we put
the tits on the screen finally yeah
let's bring up a picture of Jaime's girlfriend
so you could we always talk about her
but we never show her
yeah because
i haven't got to see it send it to my uh tiktok too so i can save it look how pretty she's
oh yes look how pretty she is hairina she's so pretty sabrina carpenter yeah oh she
does she's got that like blondish vintagey like lot vibe i love that send it to me jaime hot send it to me rachel love that's so cute yeah i i love the
little get readies with me and i feel like this is the first year we have a song that is very get
ready with me worthy too yeah oh yeah for sure i love it i can do one tomorrow actually for tiktok
that would be great yeah for the video i've i've loved in the past though with the Dirty Christmas song
like the really dirty ones. They would do
husband reactions. Yeah.
And like make them listen to it for the first time.
I love that.
Sorry guys.
Cut that.
Leave it. I like it. But talking about
Come Here Cowboy, we came out
with merch. We have
Come Here Cowboy merch babies guess what
cyber monday sale we are selling all the merch that you guys wanted that were on that was on
tour only what's left over so you guys we are not reproducing this nope our patreon only our
patreon gets it first so if they sell it out you're screwed up schitt's creek without a paddle
but if there's some left over we'll cycle it over into
cyber monday because it's going to drop on patreon on sunday because they always get first dibs
um but we also have hoodies that say come here cowboy and what else do we have hats and hats
so but also we are giving not only early access to all of our patreons we are going to give them
a promo code to thank them for being a patreon so if you guys want that
and you don't want to pay full price head over and become a patreon and you'll get your promo code
yeah baby we are so thankful for you guys though anybody yeah all if your patreon our patreon
members and people who just buy merch and support us or anything like that i love it i love watching
everyone wear your merch in different settings so it's like yeah you'll see it like up on stage
yeah i love when the background singers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, or on TikTok, you'll catch someone.
Yeah, Luke, he's always wearing the Bunny XO shirt.
I love him.
I just like seeing random crew members backstage.
Yeah.
Can we talk about how my husband wore my logo
on the Dallas Cowboys halftime show?
And it was the cutest thing.
There's a clip of him where he like,
it went viral, but there's a clip of him
where he like tugs on his jacket and touches it.
Stop.
Really?
It's the cutest thing.
That's adorable.
I had brains on nips.
Yeah.
Sausage, pepperoni, which one?
Braden's going to hate me for this.
He's going to hate me.
Can we bleep out his nipples?
Come here. He's going to hate me. Can we bleep out his nipples? That's what I want the guys to do at the fucking video.
He will.
He will.
All right, Jason, bleep out his nipples so he doesn't get upset.
Just put like a censor bar across.
I literally walked into Brayden getting dressed for thanksgiving yesterday
and he's singing it that's so funny are you singing bunny song he's like yeah it's catchy
i love that so much go ahead and airplay the other one and then here's the clip of jay oh he holds it that was sweet
him so cute
I love that
that's my sweet man
a little spicy
jalapeno
well that was a good little catch up guys
Dolly's gonna be dropping next week
cyber Monday we've got well that was a good little catch up guys Dolly's gonna be dropping next week Cyber Monday
we've got
merch for you guys
Gino
look
Gino oh my goodness
look it's you
it's you look honey
look it's you
look it's you look Look. It's you.
Look, it doesn't know where to look.
It's you.
It's the funniest picture.
It is you.
It's you, my love.
Okay, tell everybody bye.
Say bye-bye.
Bye, guys.
See you guys next week.
Bye-bye.
Bye.