Dumb Blonde - Momo Top Hailee’s Dating Story
Episode Date: April 7, 2025The trio turns into a foursome this week as Momo shares the full unhinged saga of her breakup, from air mattresses and burner phones to threesomes with a best friend and a whole lotta lies. B...unnie puts on her lie detector hat to help connect the dots (and expose a douche nozzle or two), while Hailee and Meme sit back in shock. It’s a wild ride full of plot twists, red flags, and receipts!4oWatch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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What's up you sexy motherfuckers welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde
We are back baby
The foursome
Cause now Momo's here too
Hey Mo
Hello
Over here in the corner
Yeah she's like let me be in the corner
Dude I've been working out so hard trying to get this fucking IVF weight off.
I literally came straight to the studio from the gym
and I'm still sweating with a full face of makeup on.
Can we talk about how like everything you prepared
to be hard in this journey was the easiest parts for you
and everything that everyone said was gonna be the easiest
is like the hardest for you.
So last time we had a podcast,
I gave you guys an IVF update
all the way up to the egg retrieval.
I do have some news for you guys after the egg retrieval.
Okay.
I just would like to let you guys know
that it fucking sucked.
I think I ended up with like a little bit of OHSS,
like a mild case of it.
And if, I'm sorry,
but the women who get the severe cases of that,
holy fricking moly. What is that? So so if you it's because you get over stimulated,
your body like starts filling up with fluid, which is why my stomach was like out to here.
No, and that can start going into your lungs and like people have to have it
drained and stuff. And it's so fucking painful.
I remember I kept saying I'm like in so much pain and like just nothing was getting better.
Better. I'm a little over two weeks out now and I'm like in so much pain and like just nothing was getting better better. I'm
A little over two weeks out now and I'm feeling so much better I had my first period like everybody said they're like
Oh
The stems is the hardest part and blah blah blah blah and like the Sims for me was so easy and everybody's like oh the
Agri-triple is a breeze after two days. You're gonna be recovered and feeling great. No
No after two days you're gonna be recovered and feeling great. No, no, no sir, I was not.
It took like day 11, I was concerned.
I messaged my clinic and I was like, hello.
Not only have I gained fucking six pounds on this shit,
when does that start coming off?
And secondly, why am I in so much pain?
And like, I took pictures,
I looked like I was four months pregnant.
Like Mimi's like, let me see.
I'm like, fuck no.
I was like, send me.
I'm like, those are not circulating
in the fucking atmosphere at all.
I was like, this is not happening.
But my first period came,
everybody said the first period is so bad.
This one has been a breeze.
I was working out by day two, you know?
And my period, it you know, and my
period, it's day four and my periods almost over. Yeah. So I've dropped two of
the six pounds, but I still have a little to go. But man, hormones put some fucking
weight on you, man. I don't know how girls do back to back cycles. No, they are
the women who do this IVF journey are a different breed. They're strong. No,
everything from physical to mental is insane.
It's crazy.
These women are just fucking straight up soldiers, man.
I get it.
They're on a mission for a goal.
But how bad do I want that goal?
I don't know if I'm built like them.
Maybe that's why I don't have kids,
because I'm not built like them.
I can't fucking do it, man.
But we're back on track.
I'm working out.
You guys know that we own the Sacred Heart Boxing Gym
in Brentwood, Tennessee, which is right next door
to South Side Strength.
And Lisa and Luke own South Side Strength.
Lisa has been my trainer off and on for the past,
I think like six years.
And anytime I'm with her, man,
my body is always fucking A1 dude.
Anytime I leave her, I don't know why I get cocky.
I'm like, I look good.
I could do this myself, you know?
No, wrong, I'm sorry, but I can't push myself.
I don't know how people work at home,
you know, do their workouts at home.
I just can't push myself enough to do it.
So we're doing two a days.
So we're literally working out.
And then as soon as
we're done weight training, we go into boxing. And by the time boxing comes around, none
of us can lift our legs or arms. So we're just literally punching the air. Yeah, it's
no energy whatsoever. Like just cannot fucking do it. But it's good. It's been really good
to like sweat and stuff like that. So I said all that to say that I'm sitting here dripping with sweat with cake on makeup
Yeah, sides of my mouth are itching. It's just really not comfortable
Yeah, how's you guys's day? I?
Didn't do that. Yeah
You guys know I'm intense I have to do everything at an intense speed.
A hundred plus. Yeah. All the time.
I literally I'm like, I'm not going anywhere.
They they offered me like an interview for someone, someone very huge.
And I'm like, I can't.
I'm like, I'm healing after surgery.
I have got to get my mental health and my body right again.
Like ACM Awards are coming up. I do feel like you've got to like you're always
number one so I pride you and like I yeah all for the fact that you're like
you know why me and my mental health are first yeah well I just took 30 days to
inject fucking hormones and fucking make a baby and now I'm taking 30 days to get
all that shit out of me and just,
I feel like we should have swapped it. We should have taken the month after.
Yeah.
Instead of during it because you did great. Yeah. You were like, dude, I
could have worked this whole time.
Could have worked the whole fucking time. Like it's the recovery, I
guess. That's like the, yeah. So if I ever do have to do another cycle, we
know I'm just going to work through it. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Well, as long as
it, hopefully it would be a cake walk again, but I don't want to jinx myself work through it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, as long as it hopefully
it would be a cakewalk again, but I don't want to jinx myself. So it would be maybe
you have two new additions to your family.
Guys, it's the cutest shake and bake. Those are the most precious babies. I cuddle them
all the time. What are they? I have two baby lambs.
According to Jaime, they're goats.
But they're little.
They're little little.
You guys, like I pictures don't do them justice.
The new baby we got last night is only this big.
Like his little head like he only stands this big.
And they have beards.
Full blown beards.
Yeah, just like Jason. They look Amish
They look like he birthed them himself. Yeah. No, they look on me
You know what he said the the bigger one so we did name them Ricky Bobby and Cal
Yeah, and Ricky Bobby's eyebrows are already filled in so eyebrows. Well, no, it's like like human like faces
Yeah, the white ones are like skinwalkers. I did not like them
Oh, I love the white one. Someone find the zipper on those
Jason said it looks like the dad from Schitt's Creek like from American Pie Jean
Yeah, it's like cuz he's got the big dark eyebrows and they just smile all the time. So these babies won't say they're like perma fried
Yeah, yes, that's exactly what he looks like and he's got these little eyes
But you have to like shove the wool apart so he can see. Oh, and they're black. So it's like they just you can't see anything. It's so freaking cute, you guys. And they like we have to bottle feed them right now. One's only three weeks old and one's three months old. So they're still both bottle fed. Yeah. Yeah. I know. And then they just yell at you. They're like, so initially when we were thinking of names
and we figured out Ricky Bobby,
I was like, Ricky Bobby is gonna be perfect.
Yeah.
Stop.
Yes, cause that's like, they make the cutest sounds ever.
I love that Mimi comes up with these names
that she feels is so clever
and that she ends up having to like over explain them
to people.
They're the best thing ever.
Cause nobody gets them though.
Yes.
She's literally had to say Pablo S. Cowbar so many times because nobody gets them though. She's literally had to say Pablo S cow bar so many times
because nobody gets it.
My phone fills it in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love it though.
We got a new barn today.
So I feel like I'm living the high life.
It's like barn porn.
I know it's like, I was like literally when she told me
she got a new barn last night, I was like, send the picture
right now. I need to see this. Crunch loves it so much that when they were trying to move it in,
he was ramming the side of it like crunches crazy.
What the fuck is wrong with that guy, dude?
He's insane. He uses like such a vibe, though.
No, he is. His personality is like he's almost like a human.
Yeah, that's the skinwalker.
It also that's a literal like, yeah, he went out to the Raleigh May Farms yesterday
And did you guys see what I put in my stories?
Uh-uh. The behemoth?
Its horns are this big around. Why? It's an intact mo- because it's like a full- like it's like a big
Highland and he comes like walking over and it's like the biggest burliest and she's just like bringing him over with tortillas
And he like comes over. He with tortillas and he like comes.
Crunch loves tortillas.
Yep. Yep.
Tortillas and dates are his favorite, dude.
And animal crackers.
He just like takes the tortilla.
Oh, yeah. No, they're great.
Crunch, I was giving him a cracked open a coconut water the other day
and he was like sniffing it and then he's all like trying to lick it.
I'm like, get out of here, dude.
Like what is wrong with you?
It was great.
That's you.
That is you.
I don't know how you were able to embody a literal animal as you.
Chachi and Crunch.
They're both.
They're you.
But they're both Taurus Gemini.
Well, Chachi is a Taurus Gemini.
He's May 15th. And then Crunch're both Taurus Gemini. Well, Chachi is a Taurus Gemini.
He's May 15th.
And then Crunch is a straight up Gemini.
And I fucking hate Gemini men.
Sorry guys, if you're at home listening.
Like I can't, there's not one Gemini man
that I have ever, is your brother a Gemini?
He does not come across as a Gemini.
He doesn't give Gemini.
No, he gives cancer.
I wonder what his moon is.
Really? I don't know.
I'll ask him.
Yeah, ask him.
We'll have to do his birth chart.
But no, like, Gemini men to me are just trash.
Like, I do not like them at all.
Never met one that's nice or kind or has a good soul,
you know?
And fucking both my animals that I'm in love with
are fucking Geminis.
I love it.
Yeah, I'm like, you know what?
I like Geminis men in the animal world.
Gemini women love Gemini women though.
Like love, love, love.
Come on down, let's hang out, let's kick it.
Love me a Gemini woman though.
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So we've had some really cool events happening in the house.
You guys know mama was going through a breakup
and we talked a little bit about her breakup
a couple of weeks ago,
which we ended up sending to her ex too,
because he's such a fucking douche bag.
And I'm not saying this man is a douche bag just because it's one of my best
friends. He's a douche bag. Like this man.
I always said he's a little bitch. He is a little bitch.
No, he's a little bitch. And Mimi and Haley don't know this story.
They're literally sitting here waiting for this.
They're literally sitting here on with baited breath.
Okay, so.
We should have got popcorn for this one.
For sure.
And I'm gonna tell the story because Monica, I love you,
but you don't tell stories very good.
I suck at telling stories.
I seriously suck at telling stories.
All right, good.
I told her to explain it to Lisa today
and I was just like, come on, get to the good points.
She went straight to the main part.
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. You've left out so much.
Okay. And Haley, this is going to make your fucking stories look like
child's play. I know. I did not think that there would be a man out there to top
all of your fucking stories worse than shit stain. I would take.
All right, tell it.
What?
And do not tell, let me tell the story though.
Tell the story.
Okay.
If we went from the beginning all the way up
until what we found out, we would be here for a week.
Yeah, yeah.
Is this worse than Family Guy porn?
Worse.
Whoa.
Yeah, yeah, here we go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so you guys know that Mo moved out here.
When did you move out here, Mo? What are we in, March. Okay. So you guys know that Mo moved out here. When did you move out here, Mo?
Um, what are we in? March?
April. March 8th.
Okay. So Momo moved out here March 8th. Granted, she was in a really fucked up
relationship for the past two years. They haven't been getting along.
You know, Momo went through two miscarriages with him and you know, Momo went through two miscarriages with him
and you know, they're kind of trauma bonded together.
I get that.
And if my friend loves somebody, even if I don't like them,
I'm still gonna tolerate them for her, you know,
and whatever.
So this man, you know, Momo and him were still together.
He let her leave Florida for one.
And you know, that's a sign right there that I'm sorry,
but if a man really loves you,
he's not gonna let you leave the fucking city.
But again, he wanted me to stay in the housing situation,
not my cup of tea.
Momo has always worked very hard.
She's always been a hard worker.
And that's one thing I've always loved about Momo.
She fucking is a worker bee.
Always has her own.
Always has her own, always has her own apartment,
always has her own car.
Not to put you on blast,
but this man has made her lose everything, pretty much.
Like they were homeless.
And he wanted her to like sleep on an air mattress
with him in fucking Florida. And she's like,
during a room with his best friend, right? Because he moved in with his best friend.
So remember the best friend. So anyways, fucking he's he moves in with his best
friend. This man, mind you, is almost 50 years old. Okay. And living on an air
mattress. And he's married with three kids.
Correct?
Yes.
Wait, the best friend?
No, no, no.
Monica's ex.
Okay.
Hold on.
But that's not even the worst part.
That's not even the worst part.
The whole time you were dating, he was married?
Yes.
He would get divorced.
He kept telling her that he would not get divorced
for some reason, whatever, whatever.
And I kept telling Monica, I'm like, divorced for some reason, whatever, whatever.
And I kept telling Monica, I'm like,
Monica, he's playing both of you.
I'm like, he's not telling you the truth about that.
And she's like, no, he's not.
He's telling me the truth, blah, blah, blah.
Well, I'll come to find out.
She finally, they got in a fight
because he went out on a date
with some other girl behind her back.
He's always using apps to text people behind the scenes
and like just weird, he's weird.
He's a fucking weirdo.
When I first met him, he had an iPhone might I add.
And we were texting, I go,
why are the messages coming in green?
He's like, oh, I don't know, I have no idea.
Well, once his wife found out we were texting,
she texts me and then all of a sudden everything became blue.
Yes.
Right.
So this man has a habit of just being a fucking scumbag, which, okay, cool.
You know, rightfully so.
If you want to fucking be a douchebag, be a douchebag.
So fucking, you know, Monica moves here and they get, you know and they get into a couple little arguments, but they've decided
like, hey, we're going to make it work.
We're going to still be together.
I'm just going to better myself out here.
You better yourself out there.
I'm coming to do work in Nashville when I'm there.
I want to see you.
Let's see how things go.
Right?
Well, one night Monica had gone to dinner with
bug. And when he was calling the phone, I just said, I said, do
my favor, don't answer the phone. I want to see how he
acts, you know, because he does this to her all the time.
Because he when we get into arguments, he would turn off his
location, not answer his phone, not tell me where he is. And it
would just drive me crazy where I'm thinking, am I the fucking crazy one here?
What am I doing wrong?
Yeah.
So anyways, she doesn't answer her phone
and this man goes fucking ape shit.
He called her like 108 times, messaged you.
So that, okay, that was that night?
Yes, yes, yes.
So we're taking it all the way back.
I get, yeah, a message request, some random person. So we're taking it all the way back. I get yeah a
Message requests some random person and when I open it, it's him. Yep. He messages me messages. My mom
Calls my mom. Yeah lives in California
anybody who knows Me my mom we talked but it's like 30 seconds or I just don't answer her phone call
So anyways, he's cussing her out talking talking shit to her, whatever, whatever. And I looked at her and I said, Monica,
a hit dog will holler.
I said, that motherfucker is guilty of something
and he's projecting something onto you.
Whatever, we get past that.
They fucking get back on speaking terms.
They're gonna try to work things out.
Everything's fine, right?
Yeah, Monica just keeps forgiving this man.
And I mean, he's done so much shit
that we haven't even brought in to this whole conversation.
And they're talking, whatever.
He calls Monica one night and Monica's like mid bite
of a taco and she doesn't answer the phone
and he starts fucking tripping out on her again.
Oh, you can't answer the phone, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, whatever, like tripping out on her.
And at this point, I'm just like,
this motherfucker is so guilty, dude.
I can't wait till we fucking figure out what this is.
You know?
And again, they get through that.
And Monica goes to call him like a day later.
And all of a sudden he's like, oh, I'm eating tacos.
I can't answer the phone.
Like Monica, this dude is a fucking tool belt dude.
Like, please, he's a douche canoe.
I'm like, go through the fucking phone bill.
Go through the phone bill
and let's find out fucking who he's talking to.
So they're fucking beefing, whatever.
He starts talking shit to her.
He's like, why don't you go fuck jelly roll
and get money from him like you used to?
So I had to enter the chat, you know?
Oh no.
I walk in, I go, slide my phone on over
because I didn't say it out loud
because there was some ears in the room that didn't need to hear it. Yeah.
And so for those of you guys who know how me and my husband used to be,
we all used to fucking like sleep together and like I would bring girls home and
like the majority would be my friends that we would like mess around with.
So yes,
Monica has had sexual relations with Jay and I,
and to me where I come from that's from, I would rather fuck one of my friends
than fucking a stranger.
Some window, yeah.
Exactly.
But she's never gotten money from him.
And so I just, you know, ever so lightly
picked up the phone and hit voice record
and I said,
and I said, listen,
I go, if you're gonna tell that story,
make sure you tell the truth, honey.
I said, yes, we have fucked Monica before together,
but my husband has never given her money.
I said, so make sure when you tell people that story,
you tell the truth, buddy, okay?
Well, that pissed him off more,
and he starts talking shit, and he's calling me a whore,
and like all this other stuff, right?
And so I picked up the phone, I go, million dollar pussy,
million dollar pussy, and I'm just fucking with him, dude.
Yeah, I'm literally just fucking with this guy now, right?
Cause I know, cause like, I'm like, bro,
what could you possibly say to me that
fucking 10 million people on the internet
have not said to me, you know what I'm saying?
And finally, I just looked at Monica and I'm like,
Monica, turn this man's phone off.
Like for real, you don't need this in your life.
I'm like, you deserve so much fucking more
because he's like, he's telling Monica,
you're never gonna amount to anything.
You're a fucking loser.
All you do is use people, you're living this fantasy life.
Like I haven't been best friends with this girl for 20 years
and know every piece of this woman, you know?
And fucking, he's just like, he became verbally abusive.
I don't need your negativity in my life.
Leave me alone.
I go, I'm happier than a pig in shit right now.
Yeah, we're done.
You're never gonna come back from this.
You're like just crazy shit.
And I was like, Monica, he is almost 50 years old.
Tell that motherfucker to go get his own phone,
turn his phone off.
She turns his phone off
and it's been peaceful ever since, thank God.
But anyways, Monica, the next day decides to go
through the phone bill.
Cause it's in my name.
Cause the phone's in her name, by the way.
This man can't even get a phone in his own name.
Has three kids, can't even get a phone in his own name.
This man was texting another girl.
Monica found out that she, he was texting another girl from Monica found out that he was texting another girl
from like 12 until 3 a.m.
She found the girl's phone number,
found her Facebook, all this other stuff, right?
Really pretty black girl and like-
Why we were still together.
While they were still together.
While they were still together.
This happened on March 22nd.
They didn't break up until March 25th.
So keep that in mind.
So, you know, Monica Monica's coming up with excuses for this man again.
And she's like,
always, okay, I always try to get the benefit of my doubt.
I love their faces, right?
I know.
But you know me, you know me.
I'm like, mm-mm, there's something there.
I'm like, no, no, no, we're gonna dig.
We're gonna dig, baby.
So she gives me the phone number and I got ye old burn.
I got ye old burner phone out again, right?
The old burner number.
Good old faithful.
Good old faithful.
And I text her and I said, hey, this is my new number.
Well, the girl doesn't text back, right?
And so the next morning I'm like,
are you not talking to me or something?
And she's like, I'm not talking to anybody right now.
I'm really disappointed in myself.
Right then I was like, got her.
And I said, what are you disappointed in yourself about?
And she's like beating around the bush
and like, I'm having to like really manipulate
the situation and I'm just like, well, you can talk to me.
How are we supposed to communicate
if you don't tell me what's really going on?
And she's like, well, she's like,
I'm really just struggling so hard with money
and blah, blah, blah, blah.
And like, start talking about how she needs money, right?
And I'm like, why is she so comfortable
asking this man for fucking money?
Like that this is wild.
So obviously they've had to been talking for a while
is what I thought at first.
And so I'm like, I said, I forget exactly what I said to her.
I'm pulling it up right now.
Okay, mom was pulling it up right now.
I said something to her and I was like,
I just still don't understand why you're so disappointed.
And she says something along the lines of,
well, didn't we play last night or something like that?
And I said, play, and I put it in quotations.
And I said, I love the way that you say play.
And she's like, well, isn't that what it is?
I used your toys on you and you used your toys on me.
And Monica goes, they fucked.
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vibrators against his balls and she said she loves so he loves fingers in his ass
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Anyways, Monica's at orientation, right?
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And I'm like, I'm not gonna text her again.
I'm gonna wait till you get back and then we'll call her.
Well, she's like, can I ask for a favor?
And I'm like, sure, go ahead.
And she's like, can I have a small loan?
And I'm like, obviously this girl's hurting for money
and I'm an empath.
So I was like, okay.
I was like, yeah, we'll all give you a small loan.
I was like, I'm gonna call you in 20 minutes,
you know, answer the phone.
So anyways, Monica gets off work.
She shoots straight over so that we could call this girl,
right?
We call this girl and I'm like, she answers the phone
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But since you've already spilled the beans
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And she-
I didn't know he went by.
Yeah, she-
He went by.
Well, hold on, let me get to that.
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we're gonna give you money just be a girl's girl and she's like oh my god I'm
so embarrassed can I take a shot right now like I can't believe this is
happening oh my god well she didn't know him by the name that he goes by.
She knew him by another name,
but she had sent me a screenshot of a phone number
of that he was texting from before the other phone heard
his real phone got shut off.
So he was using like a burner app to talk to her,
but he was going by an alias.
It was his name with a different last name, right?
Okay, it gets weirder, right?
I was not prepared for this.
Okay, oh, you have it.
The juice has an ending.
I'm waiting, I'm waiting because I know this isn't it.
I know this isn't it, I know there's an end.
So anyways, so anyways, fucking, she starts telling us,
well, I'm really fucking, oh, okay, because in the messages, she was like,
she was like, when she set us up,
are you trying to snake his POA?
And I go, what is a POA?
And she goes, his piece of ass.
She's like, and I'm like, no,
but what if I wanna be with you?
And she was like, it was just so weird.
So we knew that the best friend
that he lives with was in on it, right?
So we're on the phone with this girl and she's like,
okay, so the first night they both called me over there
and we had a threesome together,
me, him and his best friend.
And we're like, okay, how did this threesome go down?
And she's like, well, first it was me and the best friend
and then he came in at the end, meaning like he came in after dudes wiener had already
been inside of her, ate her out, no protection came inside of her.
Wait, did he like, did he watch?
He watched and then came in towards the end.
Yeah.
He was a cut towards the end and then came in and then you came in at the end.
Right. And then they all three go to sleep and then she's still horny in the morning
So he wakes up to go pee and she goes and fucks
While the best friend is sleeping no condom he comes inside of her
They've had a threesome twice and they had a threesome twice. And they had a threesome together twice.
We didn't even find out the details of the other threesome because we were still so hung
up on the first threesome.
This man is talking all this shit to Monica and he's out here fucking women with his best
friend and fucking.
While we're still together.
While they're still together.
Planning to come out here and us see each other. I would have never known.
Yes.
Never known about this.
Never known.
Never known.
These text messages that this man was writing her
were absolutely vile and insane.
She sent us all of these text messages.
Read one of the text messages from him to her
not from her but from okay this is how he was talking to her get over here i want to eat your
pussy don't tell friends sorry we will uber you very serious hello you can't text me you will
definitely be taken care of can you please please say something? This is so this
isn't awkward. I'm getting dressed. Hold on please. Thank you. Can I ask a favor? You
can ask. Can I please eat your pussy before he fucks you? He's okay with that. We need
to build a little report before please. We need to build a little report before we do the threesome.
He's asking this girl to build rapport with him.
So yes, I can eat your pussy, LOL.
I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so forward.
You want to say sorry to this person?
This man has three daughters, mind you.
Wait, so he said you'll be taking care of her?
Is he pick?
That's what we don't see.
And that's what I told Monica, because when she said,
well, set up our friendship and she was talking like he was a trick.
Yes, that's what like and then when she's asking for money again,
and then his best friend even says in text messages, we will take care of you.
I'm going to fuck you in your ass hard, though.
They're definitely tricks.
So she's asking, do you eat good?
Are you a good pussy eater?
He goes, 100 percent. Might I add? No.
Oh, she said, let me give personal opinion on that.
No, he goes. And I will eat that ass.
Does that sound OK to you?
I'm so turned off.
I brought my pussy.
My pussy is so shriveled and dry.
It wants to tie itself in a knot right now.
It left.
Yeah.
Literally.
My pussy walked out the door.
This man has no swag, no wrist.
This man is not attractive.
Would you guys like to see a picture of him?
Oh, I saw his profile picture and he DM'd me back.
Oh, I'll show you.
I'll show you right now.
Hold on.
I got you.
I got you.
Are you not irked out?
Let me tell you, I've been...
Bro, that's what I keep telling her. I'm like...
I'm just so numb to this because I've been faithful to him. I have been faithful to him.
He was looking at a food menu one day while he was supposed to be at work.
Some girl approached him like, have you eaten here before? No. Have you eaten? No. So, I don't know.
He got that little
bit of attention from this girl and carried on a text thread. When he came home, I went
to the phone and I saw this text thread, I text the girl I said, Hi, this is Monica so
and so his girlfriend. Just so you know, if you would like to be with him, you can have
him. She goes, I'm so sorry, I didn't know about you.
I would have nothing was ever brought up.
And nonetheless, he was at this bar that we like to go to.
It's a fun gay bar.
This dude looks like a fucking,
a senior citizen Jimmy Neutron, dude.
Oh my God, thank you.
He's so gross.
Like what are we?
This is what we are hung up on.
This?
He's gay.
Hold on.
And this is his best friend that he's doing threesomes with
a fucking knockoff Joe Budden.
You guys.
They're not right.
Look at this.
Those two.
Yeah.
Those two are in a relationship.
No shit.
So before they're using threesomes to get closer.
Oh no.
Oh, they were fucking, they were.
They used to share a bed together.
They were D.P.ing the girl at the same time in the pee hole.
So either she was giving his friend head
while he was hitting it from the back.
Yeah.
It's this, it's.
And if he likes toys up there and fingers up there.
Oh yeah.
Monica.
I feel like they play dress up together and
play a little dress up. They do know like that's exactly what that gives me. Yeah. No,
they're they. Oh, no. You don't want to see his a 50 year old has a roommate that they
sleep in the same bed with. So yeah, that is the story. And that is what we have been
holding on to. And then on one of his burner apps,
he was using my last name.
Oh yeah, okay.
So the girl didn't know him as that name.
He knew him as, he knew her,
he, she knew him as.
What?
He was using her last name as a fucking, as an alias.
You were the most like uncreative motherfucker ever.
So I'm getting blamed.
Him and his best friend are sitting there.
You're dragging his name down central.
You're dragging his name in the dirt.
Actually, I'm sorry guys.
You're doing this yourself.
I sent him the podcast, by the way.
I was like, we talked about you this week on the podcast.
Oh, we'll have to send him this one too.
Oh, I'm going to.
So we called.
Well, we didn't call.
Monica insisted on fucking calling this man
because she had proof now, right?
And I'm like, OK, it's not going to matter.
OK, so we've confronted him now.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yes.
So she had to call the best friend's phone
because he doesn't have a phone.
And he was on speakerphone.
Didn't say one fucking word.
I asked for it.
Oh, yes. Yeah. He was on speakerphone, didn't say one fucking word. I asked for.
Yeah.
Oh.
And fucking sent all the screenshots from the girl to them.
And his best friend's like,
I don't know what you're talking about.
And I'm like, dookie brothers.
I'm in the background talking so much shit,
which listen guys, whatever floats your boat,
do what you gotta do.
But this man broke my best friend's heart.
So I'm of course going to talk shit to him.
You're supposed to be in a relationship.
Yeah, like don't fucking, you know, like,
if you don't wanna be with somebody, break up with them.
Literally.
Be a fucking man and be like, you know what, girl,
we've tried it for two years, this shit's not working out.
See you on the flip side.
Don't go and fuck all these people
and then talk shit to my friend
and fucking try to make her fucking self-worth
and her fucking self-esteem go down the tubes
because you're a fucking loser.
Making me feel like this is my fault.
I did this.
There's no coming back
because I moved away to better myself.
While you're still out there doing your same old shit.
Doing drugs, drinking every night,
sleeping on your air mattress.
Like how do you even feel like a man dude?
Sleeping with your best friend.
That man tried to talk shit to me. I'm like, bro.
You're like, let's go.
I'm like, let's, let's say, don't make me hurt your
feelings buddy.
Point Dexter. Don't make me hurt your fucking feelings.
Monica, we are never going back.
Monica, if you go back together with him,
I will never, and I say never talk to you again. There's nothing going back to that.
I cannot. The fact that like you sit there and you tell me you love me, you can't wait
to see me. Like I still love you. Like we're going to get through this. That's what abusers
do. He's abusive. Yeah. He is verbally and emotionally abusive and I'm sorry to me that is way worse than physical abuse
I've been in a relationship that is all three of those things and I'll take a punch to the face over mind games any day
Because those last yeah, you got a bruise is a kill. Yes. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, bruises on the heart and the bruises on the line those take forever
I'm fucked by this person like there's times I wake up and I'm just looking at him
like, am I really in this kind of relationship right now
where we fight and he'll pack a suitcase and fucking leave.
He's done it six, seven times.
And every time he's left, who knows what he's done.
Oh, he's sleeping next to his best friend in his bed.
With fucking whoever they call over that night.
Probably, night. Yeah
Yeah, like this dude. Did you find anything else?
Is that the only girl you found in the cell far or like far because he's using burner apps
Oh, okay. So you only can see you can be meeting dudes off grinder for all we know. I wouldn't put a pass but
He's also still married. Yes. Yeah, his wife should be really fucking proud.
Oh, and to top it all off, they're Jehovah's Witness.
Yeah.
Like this is, it's crazy.
His wife cannot get into a relationship.
She can't have sex because she's still technically married.
That was the most plot twist of the entire story.
He won't fucking divorce her.
He won't divorce her.
So he can have control of her. Yes. He won't fucking divorce her. He won't divorce her because he'll have to- So he can have control of her.
Yes.
And she can never do anything.
Was exactly what he tried to do with Monica.
He tried to control her with money.
This all, he started this fight with her
because she needed the cell phone bill paid.
And I told him, I said, if I have to pay the cell phone bill,
your fucking phone is going to get shut off.
He said, pay the cell phone bill.
I said, all right, cool. You said, pay the cell phone bill. I said, all right, cool.
You said done.
Cool.
Yeah.
I'm like, I think he did,
he fucked around and found out
that I'm not the one to play with.
No, not at all.
Anyway, like, man, fuck that dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a fucking dual belt, man.
So ladies, ladies,
I think I'm thinking about starting a service.
If you guys need me to catch your man and a fucking lie,
I got you.
Cause I am fucking what like 10 and O.
I am fucking undefeated.
I've seen girls do that on TikTok live.
Bro, I'm undefeated when it comes to it.
We should.
We should start a service.
My husband will kill me.
We expose you on the podcast.
My husband will kill me.
I told him about what we did and he goes,
oh, so you guys just had a regular old high school day.
I was like, babe, I had to get to the bottom of it.
I was like, Mo was going to go back with this dude
and I had to fucking put the nail in the coffin, dude.
And the look on Jay's face was like,
he was talking shit about me having a threesome.
Well, he's doing it behind your back.
He's straight dark bed with his best friend.
Yeah.
But that was a Freudian slip.
Yeah.
That was a Freudian slip
because he literally self subconsciously
was thinking to himself, like,
I had a threesome with this girl.
What can I call her out for?
Yes.
He told me, why don't you go suck
and fuck everybody like you do? Yeah. First of all,
your his dick was only when I was sucking, but who knows who's been sucking on that dick? I mean,
yeah, like you bro doesn't even use fucking protection when he's being a smashing girls
after he's gone in after his friend dude. Like, come on, like he's trying to figure out why I'm
like so emotional sometimes. Like I had two miscarriages knowing I couldn't get pregnant
and I get pregnant from you.
What you tell me too.
They're trauma bonded.
Yeah, no trauma bond there.
I get it.
But at the same time like you're so much stronger than that
and you deserve so much more.
You have so much love to give and like you're such a good woman.
People that I talked to like you like, we never thought you would
get up and just leave.
You got up and you left.
That's how I listen.
I told you we were all betting on you not coming.
I haven't told me I'm like, I don't care if she comes or not.
Pretty much I was like, because I just was so checked out from the last time that you
were here and I'm still I love you, but I don't trust that you're going to stay here.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm here.
So I don't need to hear it. Just show it. It's'm here. So I don't need to hear it, just show it.
It's like the kid, I don't wanna hear it, just show me.
But it's like, if you ever do end up leaving,
do not go back to that man.
There's no going back to that in his words.
You've leveled up in a month that you've been here.
Yeah.
For the fucking two years you were with that man.
Yes.
If I stayed with that guy, I would have been six feet under.
To be honest, yes, I would have been dead. She was waking up drinking fucking doing blow, doing blow like you can't talk in
the morning. You can't do blow in this fucking day and age.
No, no, no.
Literally playing Russian roulette with your life.
Yeah. And especially a scumbag like that, like, I don't know if that's who you're
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And sleeps on an air mattress, They sleep in the same bed together.
That's no one should. He wanted me to stay there. He's like, we're supposed to do that. I go,
who do you think I am? You're leaving out of a chunk though, too. Whenever they would go out
together, he would slap his best friend's ass and like touch on his best friend and Mo would be like,
bro, are you going to touch me or are you going to keep touching your best friend's ass and like touch on his best friend and Mo would be like, bro, are you gonna touch me
or are you gonna keep touching your best friend?
I would sit there and have to go up to him and kiss him.
Plot twist though, his dad was gay.
Oh.
So he might.
So it runs in the family.
Yeah, and which there's nothing wrong with that.
No, no.
But just own who you are and in the process,
don't try to tear down women
because you fucking are
battling with your best friend. You guys already sleep together and just live your happy happy
don't try to tear down somebody who's been by your side and has been backing you up through
knowing you're still married. Well, that's where you were wrong. That's my fault. That's
where you are. You should never be with a fucking married man. That's your specialty where you've
cheated on me and I still bring you back. Mo loves a married man. That is her phone. That's where you were on. You should never be with a fucking married man. That's your specialty. Where you've cheated on me and I still bring you back.
Mo loves a married man.
That is her shit.
Okay, but we're gonna-
Monica!
We're gonna break you that habit though, okay?
Yeah, we're leveling up.
So Mo has agreed to go to therapy.
Yay!
I told her I'm gonna fucking pay for it.
I just want you to go once a week
and start working through all your shit
so that you can stop meeting these same men
in different bodies
Yeah, like a little level up bro
We are on the next wave of our life and we don't have time for this shit
Life is peaceful and fun and we just need to fucking you know level up from here and Jason
We're just talking the other day how happy we are that you're back. Oh
I'm honestly I've never been happier. I did it woke up. Let's like, I'm actually waking up early.
I don't feel stressed out.
I'm not groggy.
I want to, I need to do something.
Yes.
I love it.
I'm so happy for you.
Like wake up with energy.
Jay said the same thing.
Jay was like, I'm really happy Mo's back.
Yeah.
And I'm still like, you know, I'm happy she's back.
But is she staying?
Well, I don't, I don't care.
It's like you're either gonna come or go and that's up to you.
I'm not here to control that situation.
I've learned with the last situation.
You're just gonna enjoy the time that she's here.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, but legit, we're all so happy.
Yeah, everybody's happy.
I mean, this is your family, Mo.
You know?
Like I said, you guys been more family than anything.
Yeah.
I feel like we all found family in each other because we all have like different broken parts of our family than anything. Yeah. I feel like we all found family in each other
because we all have like different broken parts
of our family and like, it's so cool to like,
we all were like a piece in each other.
Yeah, we're all each other.
I'll hold each other's hands.
I love you guys.
You guys want to sleep on an air mattress together?
I believe we have.
We shared beds.
Damn, that was almost the whole fucking episode.
Sorry that we took up the whole episode with that,
but man.
It needed to be said.
We needed to be informed.
Yeah.
We've been, I've been holding onto this
since I think yesterday.
And she just found out like an hour ago
and it was killing us.
So now we know.
Now do you guys see why I was like,
no, we have to tell this on the podcast
because it was so much that it was just like and I it topped the fucking family
guy, you know, and fucking shit stain.
Yeah, you know. Yeah.
But now we need to go out.
Now we need you to find a douchebag at Good Night Nashville. Oh, did you just?
No, my ex security.
He's been posted on Are We D dating the same guy Nashville twice now?
Three times actually, no, three.
And it's different girls saying,
I'm talking to this man, any T, whatever.
And people are like, yeah,
he has a girlfriend for over a month that he lives with.
Like a picture of him in Good Night Nashville.
Yeah.
As security. Lives with. And's like a picture of him in Good Night Nashville. It's like as security.
Lives with and so he's talking to multiple girls
while he has a girlfriend, while he was texting me
and saying he missed me, all this stuff, calling me,
his mom missed me, blah, blah, blah.
It started stopping.
And then I was like, he's talking to someone
because I know when you stop talking to me,
you're talking to someone else.
And I saw him at Good Night
Nashville. And one of the managers said, Oh, yeah, that's
his girlfriend across the bar. He walks in sees me goes to the
other side to his girlfriend, and then comes over to me,
doesn't hug me just sits right next to me. And I was like,
Hello. And he was like, Hey, it was just like so weird. I he was just like, hey, it was just like so weird.
I was like, OK, like it was just awkward.
I'm so thankful to not be single in these times.
It's rough.
So we man, you guys talk of the shit you guys have to go through.
I could never be so single.
So I Jay comes and sits outside with the cows with me now.
Like, that's our new thing where we catch up with each other.
And he came and sat down the other day
and we were talking about the most situation.
And I was like, baby, I love you.
I said, but I tell everybody, if you and I don't work out,
there's nobody else that I'm gonna be with.
Like there's, I just can't.
He's like, I would hate to have to learn
somebody else's trauma and have to learn how to treat them.
I was like, there's no way.
I'm like, you got family trauma, don't give a fuck.
Don't tell me, don't care. Don't care. We're here to have fun guys. You know, like I was just, there's no way I'm like, you got family trauma. Don't give a fuck. Don't tell me. Don't care. Don't care.
We're here to have fun, guys.
You know, like I was just told that.
And so we looked at each other and then we're like, this is why we just have to stick it out
because it's fucking rough on the streets.
Hard out here for parents.
I saw him again a few nights after.
I'm learning for the Lord.
And when they can't listen, can't please me.
I'm waiting to see them.
I'm already getting the same guy in Tampa man. I'm waiting to see them. I'm already dating the same guy in Tampa.
Cause I'm on that to see ice.
Like my friend post them.
You should post him anonymously to see if any other girls
come forward.
Oh my God.
And what thread?
Why haven't you?
Yeah.
The Florida.
Are we dating the same guy?
You don't have one in Florida?
Oh yes.
Every town has one.
Every city. Are you serious? in Florida? Oh yes, every city has one. Every city town.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Somebody post Jay in there.
I will.
Just for shits and giggles though.
I will.
Just for shits and giggles.
Anyone know this guy?
Yeah.
We've seen him for a little bit.
People will be like,
motherfucker, buddy will kill whoever. I would love to see the comments on it. We've been talking on Facebook for like kill whoever.
I would like to see the comments on it. You want me to? Yes, do it.
I think right now, not because I think anybody's going to say anything
because I don't, but I just think it would be funny to see the fucking
what picture am I going to use?
Do you do you have one that's like not a professional,
like just like around the house type videos?
We don't take pictures like that.
They just Google one.
Yeah, just give it a go.
Give it a go.
Or take a take a still off of a video.
But yeah, Mo, definitely put them in one of those.
I mean, one of those things.
That's a great idea.
Yeah, that's great.
We got to.
Yes, this is the first picture that pops up, by the way.
What is it?
Oh, a jelly roll.
Got it. Oh, a real jelly roll.
Let you know that. Yeah. Well, you have to put you have, a jelly roll. Got it. Oh, a real jelly roll.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, you have to put you have to put jelly roll together.
It's jelly.
It's not two words.
It's not two words.
J roll totem pole.
Well, you guys have anything else you
want to talk about?
Did you guys know that Brittany
Broski can sing?
I didn't fucking know that.
You know her meme like, yes,
that's how I like.
Let me hear this. I do that all the time. That's crazy. You know her meme? Like, that's how I like, let me hear this.
I do that all the time.
I had, she's like one of the funniest people to me.
Like I love her sense of humor.
I love all her clips that go viral.
She's definitely one of those people that like
her sound bites are known regardless if you know her.
Yeah. Kind of people.
You guys, this popped up and I genuinely like
had to watch it a couple times.
Yeah. Because tell me why.
What? Excuse me?
Oh honey.
What? Excuse me?
That's insane.
Her voice is beautiful.
Gorgeous.
Did she just drop that?
Yes.
It didn't even look like her.
She is so hot.
And like, she's beautiful,
but like the way they put that copper hair on her
with the blue dress.
Yeah, I was like, she looked like Chablone for a minute.
For a quick second.
Like I could see that.
But dude, it made my jaw drop.
It was stunning.
Yeah, her voice is gorgeous.
Been talking to this guy for a couple months on Facebook.
Any red flags?
You know how many people are going to send that to me?
No, I can't wait.
I can't wait to send it.
Oh, you sent it?
Yeah.
That is so funny.
All right, well we just posted daddy and fucking.
Oh, I can't wait.
What is it called?
Yeah, are we dating the same guy, Nashville?
Love it.
Somebody's gonna be like,
get this to Bunny right now.
That's gonna get deleted, I feel like.
Yeah, they probably won't even post it.
Yeah.
I hope they do.
Does it get approved?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait Does it get approved? Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, should I post a picture of him and his best friend?
Are we dating the same guy?
Yes, yeah.
Yeah.
Are we dating the same guy,
but don't specify which it is.
I don't, listen, I'm not even dating
and I wanna be in all of these.
They're great.
Are they great?
I'm not a mark, no, I get the screenshots
in the moms groups.
Oh.
So like, you're not supposed to screenshot out of them
Yeah, you can get kicked out but the mom groups I'm in so many mom groups and they will they'll be like I've been
dating this guy and I just found it cuz like
We might cut this what someone that used to work in the company got posted in it one time
We know he's a scumbag as he had the kids baby mama is the most beautiful
Well, we know he's a scumbag, though. As he had the-
His baby mama is the most beautiful fucking woman
I have ever laid eyes on, dude.
How do you fuck that up?
Oh my gosh, she's hot.
Like, bro.
She walked in the room and I was like-
No, like-
That was like me with Michaela,
that one time at the restaurant.
I was like, who the fuck is that?
And then Mark walks around and I was like,
son of a bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was crazy to me when I saw that one get posted.
And a lot of people were in the comments.
Well, she left him. Yeah.
Oh, I bet after something like that.
No, she left him before that. Oh, really?
She had caught him. Yeah. Oh, my God.
I don't want to like tell their story, but I haven't talked to her since,
you know, she had the baby. But goodness.
Yeah. I think she moved out of here, too.
I mean, she might not from here. Yeah. She's from West Coast.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know, though.
I don't know the whole story. But yeah, I felt bad, man.
Whenever that happened, I was just like, how do you fucking like
those Facebooks would be catching people?
That's crazy. I don't know why people would try to do anything
anymore anyways because of how the Internet is like can't.
Yeah. Tick tocks.
So I want to be like, I overheard this guy talking about someone on TikTok. So if you are this person that lives
in this person and your boyfriend's here, he's actually
cheating.
You guys remember that video I made that one time on the plane?
And the guy was like literally erasing everything as we were
landing. And it was like clearly a work phone. And he was just
like going through there was WhatsApp, there was like all
kinds of stuff. And he every phone call he was erasing his
entire callasing his entire call
log his entire text message. Yeah, it was clear. Now is
WhatsApp. It was a lot and he had a ring on I was like, come
on. And then that's when I got my profile.
But we do like, why do you do that with Doc's name? Like
literally, why do you want to go through these links when you
can just say, Hey, I don't want to be together. I want to be single.
I don't understand men's, even women too, who stay in relationships when they just want
to cheat.
Granted, if you have like an arrangement where you guys are allowed to sleep with other people,
cool, respect it, whatever.
But if you like are going to links of having apps and deleting stuff and like, like it's
time to just be like, okay.
Yeah.
It's time.
That's crazy.
Did we post him?
Did you post him yet?
Mo?
Oh, I can't wait to see if I got approved.
God.
All right, guys, we'll let you know next week how this goes.
I want to talk about this.
Oh, go ahead.
I want to, okay.
I got tatted.
Again, what is it?
A couple nights ago. It's a little sick.
We send this cigarette. I don't smoke.
OK, no, it is cute.
And the little smoke is a heart.
Me and Taylor got matching ones.
But Michael did it and he's the sweetest ever.
So if you guys didn't know, good night, Nashville.
Our bar has a tattoo
like shop shop on the inside of the bar
that you can go and get tattooed at.
Yeah.
This is so dope.
Is it all like art that you pick off the wall that they do?
There's a huge book of like little flash tattoos
that are also dope.
I was like, I'm coming back like every week.
They need an XO one.
Do they have an XO in there?
I didn't look, I looked at like two pages.
Yeah.
We'll find out, we should put a little.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, or even just your ears.
Yep, love it.
Go to Goodnight Nashville and get tatted up, babies.
We need some tatted bunnies running around.
Mm-hmm.
All right, guys, I'm outta here, love you, bye.
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