Dumb Blonde - Officer Kevin Eudy Takes The Hot Seat

Episode Date: December 14, 2022

Bunnie welcomes TikTok's most popular policeman, Officer Kevin Eudy. He passes her interrogation on everything from how to get out of a ticket (good luck) and the craziest thing someone has done after getting in trouble. Officer Kevin opens up about seeing domestic violence in his own upbringing, and how it inspired him to go into law enforcement and create his non-profit Love Behind the Badge to do his part in making a difference. He also shares the secrets from being married for 13 years and how he and his wife rebuilt the marriage to be even stronger than ever after going through some tough times. Bunnie also grills him in some rapid fire questions, and Officer Kevin confesses if he's ever taken his officer uniform out of the streets and into the bedroom for some role play. Hot!    Bunnie: Website    Officer Kevin Eudy    Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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No, absolutely not. Hi, Daddy. Hi. I have Kevin Udy. Udy. In the house, baby. What's up? How are you? I'm good. How are you? Dude, thanks for being here. So I'm sorry I mispronounced your name whenever I was given the whole fucking rundown of who was coming because I didn't know. And then everybody made fun of me for calling you officer, but you are an officer, right? I was. Okay, we'll get into that. Okay, I didn't know but

i know that your facebook name says officer well i can't it won't let me change it because there's so many fake accounts out there anytime that i've tried to change it somebody already is taking it to fucking do whatever with are you verified on facebook no yeah me either they're never gonna verify me they will not are you verified on tiktok no me either i'm too i'm too like i don't mind telling people to go fuck their face with a cactus tiktok doesn't much like that apparently you don't have enough i don't have enough publicity out there so it's crazy because i do and fucking they still uh will not fucking give me my uh my flowers so um to open up i want to ask i'm going to put you in the hot seat and i'm going to ask you some questions there is a lot of questions that um some of your fans you know like i pride myself on having a huge

female base you have a huge fucking female base and they are willing to do anything for you no it's awesome though i love it i love it i think it's awesome so we're gonna put you in the hot seat i'm gonna ask you 10 different questions and you just answer them to the best of your ability all right ready here we go what has ever been offered to you to get out of a ticket sexually uh anal no way that has pulled a woman over i don't know she probably was mid-30s um this is when i worked in wing it um pulled her over and she tried that whole like pulling her shirt down and stuff like that but that doesn't bother me like obviously i don't pull people over for dumb shit so you got pulled over for a reason um so then we're sitting there so i pulled her out because i did smell marijuana in the car and when i pulled her

out she's like if we cannot do this she's like you can have any hole you want and i said what the fuck not the holes yeah i said any now you know what ma'am just turn this body camera make sure this body camera's on so we don't get no trouble around i would have told her just bend over and spread the cheeks i'd be like i just want to see the butthole i don't i don't feel like that's gonna go the way it wants to go when you start looking at me and long for it that's crazy i couldn't imagine offering anal like i could be like hey you want me to suck you off real quick behind the cop car but not fucking just straight to anal obviously this is not her first attempt. Yeah. Was she hot? No.

Oh, damn. If she was hot, would it have made it? No. Okay. Are you that type of officer that writes tickets for hot girls? Like you don't care if they're hot? Oh, yeah. I don't care who you are. Well, then the last question is going to suck.

All right. What is your craziest one-night stand? Do you do one-night stands? No. I try. I really do. is the craziest what is your craziest one night stand do you do one night stands no i try i really do like every relationship i've ever been in i have been like lewd we're just gonna fuck and i don't want to see you again and they always wife me up like yeah i mean i can see that well that's probably because you got that dice in 3000 and you just fucking changed their life um that's probably you don't do one night stand so you're a lover not really i mean i just. You don't do one night stands, so you're a lover. Not really.

I mean, I just don't see the point, really, honestly. Is it hard for you to give it up? Or do you make them wait? Are you the type of guy that makes them wait? Oh, yeah. I mean, like, I will fuck. Like, I will. Like, it is what it is.

But, like, I'm not just going. I'm not out here trying to just get your panties dropped. Aw, you're a lover. When's your birthday? September 4th. Virgo. Virgo. Okay.

Oh, yeah. You have the same birthday as my dad. Yes, ma a lover he's fucking 80 and he's still mackin hosen chilling so i get it i hope you'll be like that no he is i swear to god and he looks like he's 50 so it's like it's really it's a fuck it up thing dude that i have to deal with um what's one of your bedroom kinks you have any kinks like it sounds stupid but i really like being like like i like my back like scratched but like i like when like dig your fucking nails in my shit like i want to fucking bleed because then it makes me feel like i'm doing something good nice okay so you like it rough yeah pain for me is like like do you like to choke girls and slap them and all that stuff that's

weird for me like i will i mean i like it so like with my wife like my wife likes to be choked but then she'll get to those points where she's been drinking a little bit she's like choking me harder and i'm like hey listen babe i'm not trying to go to jail looking for no strangulation shit but no i don't like the whole slab so like some girls like to be spitting their mouth and shit i don't like that are you are we is this foreplay i don't like that i mean i mean so i'm glad you know a lot of girls with trauma like shit like that and here we are all of us um so you like getting your back scratched until you bleed though so that's just that's kind of like that's deep oh yeah no like i'm at probably past childhood shit like i like being choked too

so like a girl being on top and like pushing them up yeah i'm like girl you better stop it's gonna be an early night do you know how many girls are twiddling their twackers at home right now listening to this probably they're so excited like they they are probably they probably never heard you talk like this no never because i don't talk like this we're just doing it to open it up and then we're gonna get into like you know the good stuff but do you like to role play in your uniform i used to when i first got into police yeah but then as you do it for so long like you just can't wait to be out the moment yeah no for sure for me it's like more fun if like like heather my wife when she would come in and she has it on and like you're going to jail and i'm like no i'm not and i get to resist

and stuff like that so it's fun so do you guys you guys role play a lot? Oh, yeah, for sure. Oh, I love that. That's really cool. I want to get into your wife, too, because a lot of people have questions about your wife. All right, so you have to choose between the two. Okay. She's a 10. I can't even get these out. When we write these, I just want you to know we're full on belly laughing. Oh, I'm sure.

She's a 10, but she has dingleberries. Smash or pass. Or she's a 10, and she smokes crack. Which one are you going to smash or pass? Oh, the dingleberries smash or pass or she's a 10 and she smokes crack which one are you gonna smash or pass oh the dingleberries for sure we can get past that a little wet wipe we in there baby i don't know listen i can't have you in this motherfucking tweaking this shit while i'm trying to roll dog yeah no i agree so smash on the dingleberries pass on the crack crack is whack we don't want crack don't do drugs kids ever dare dare to stay off drugs if a woman was a dessert what would she be oh fucking little debbie christmas tree cake what is it with these things man i see all these women

like that's their way to connect with you and they're just like officer look where we are you know kevin look where we you know i started it two years ago i did it was funny i uh i came out and sat in my truck because my daughter crazy as she took all this all the little david christmas tree cakes and ate them yeah i was just sitting in my truck and i was mad just ranting about it over the course of that month somebody sent me over a thousand boxes of little debbie christmas tree cakes i'm literally i was taking them to the homeless shelter just giving them out do you really like them or did it just become, I'm not a very big on sweets person. Like I enjoy them from time to time, but I'm not a very big sweets person. Right. So you're just

like, it just became your thing though, because now it's gotten so big. Like everybody does the videos and then I'm tagged thousands of times a day in everybody's videos. So that is fucking hilarious. Isn't it crazy how the internet will take what they want and just run off it? Oh, I love it. Yeah, it's nuts, right? All right. Would you ever fuck a fan? Ooh. It's got to be an ego stroke. Because I know my husband has groupies and we bang them. So it's kind of like an ego stroke for both of us.

Because somebody's just like, you're literally like, I don't want to say a god, but you're just like that person's idol. And if they can get you to come all over their face, it's like the best thing that's ever I mean, I would say that I would, but it would have to be a god but you're just like that person's idol and if they can get you to come all over their face it's like the best thing i mean i would say that i would but like it would have to be a correct time because like you you don't know who's genuinely doing it because they want you know the day i'm just or they want something afterwards when it's done right yeah that's got to be weird for you guys like i try to put myself in smart positions to say you know what i'm not just gonna go out here and raw dog every bitch because if i do then it's gonna be a problem yeah yeah that's why i said you don't i don't and the internet is so big i'll take one person to get on there and say who did this this yeah that's why we have

bitches sign ndas facts yeah you gotta start carrying yeah exactly i'll i'll uh hip you to game on that if you and your wife want to start being in fans what is your go-to rom-com romantic comedy that nobody would expect from you or your favorite movie in general that people wouldn't expect what's something that you watch that is like your guilty pleasure uh i'm like a lot like the notebook i enjoy the notebook i've still never fucking seen the notebook i know i've never seen it and it's just because of the persistence like you know that you go through the trials and adversities and stuff like that and like my grandmother uh and my grandfather she was 15 he was 19 when they got married and they were together 60 years until he passed away in 2007 i love that he passed away in 2007 greatest man ever known and

she's never been on one date or talk to any other man since he passed away and you ask her to this day and it's been what 14 15 years she was like i was already married to the greatest man why would i want somebody else and so for me like finding love like that like that's that's special for me so yeah like probably the notebook and then plus people always like oh you look so much like ryan goshling i was like the wish version that fucking best the wish version i don't think i've never found the appeal of ryan gosling ever i like dudes that wear makeup though so i mean i'm the wrong person to ask i like i'm like in his face i love guy liners it's my thing i always had a crush on boy george when i was younger makes sense and and then

fucking as i got older chris motionless is my hall pass shout out chris he's got a restraining order on me chris chris dropped the restraining order yeah drop that d and we'll just pretend the restraining you know you hold the cheek stop all right big feet or big hands on a woman oh big like don't your feet can't listen if you got i knew it listen if your feet i can't i can't even talk to you like if i look down and you got like eagle talons and shit no i won't even talk to you yeah big feet is kind of weird it looks like they're like walking on skis and shit no like i dated this i dated this one girl in college dude and her second toe beside her big toe was like this much longer than her big toe and it bothered me so i couldn't get over it it's like so cliche honestly but no you're a virgo so you're a perfectionist yeah i couldn't get over it was

yeah that's how my dad is he's like so he'll pick his apart. I mean, you can palm my face if you want to, but don't have fucked up feet. That is fucking hilarious. Palm my whole head while I'm banging you. Yeah. Just while I'm in down, down there, just grab my head.

Yeah. I love that. All right. Last question. You pull me over. What do I have to do to get out of a ticket? I pull you over. Yeah.

What can I do to get out of a ticket? Daddy? He fucked up. He told me I could call him daddy. First of all, I never said that. I said the only two people call me daddy. They got my last name, name my children. He said, you can call me everything.

You can call me daddy. And then he said, he goes, wait, let me rephrase that. My kids call me daddy. So I heard the first part loud and clear. I heard the first part. Selective hearing, ladies and gentlemen. This is an invitation to call him daddy. So now it's daddy officer.

Officer daddy. So what did you do to get out of a ticket? Yeah. It's probably not like sex or anything like that. Just be honest. Honestly, just be real. Just be like, yeah, bro, I'm fucking doing meth and banging hookers in the backseat. Sorry, I'm swerving.

Facts. And you'll just be like, okay, bitch, just fucking stay in the lanes. More than likely. I like honesty. Honestly. So you'd be i pull if you get every excuse in the fucking book versus my book listen i know i was being i had shit to do today what the fuck am i supposed to do yeah i respect that i tell you i'm a i'm all for honesty too i hate motherfuckers that like do i look like i was born last night you know like i hate that shit all right well you passed you did the hot seat i'm so proud of you it wasn you. It wasn't that as bad as you thought it would be.

It could have been worse. I know, that's what I thought. So where are you from? Let's go back to childhood and talk about trauma and stuff. Oh, that's good. It's going to get deep. The good stuff. I was born in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Okay, so you're from North Carolina. You're a country boy. Yeah, not really. See, I grew up in Lancaster, South Carolina, which was predominantly black area. So I was like one of 50 white kids in an all black school. Wow. And then I moved back up here after my mother got killed. I moved back up here when I was 17.

I haven't left since. So let's rewind because you just said something about your mom getting killed. Your childhood. How was it? Were you close with your mom? I was super close. I had a lot of medical issues. But what happened? Like I was born with mitral valve prolapse me too so i've had to have two open

heart surgeries oh wow i haven't had to have the surgeries for it that's crazy two open heart surgery so like i was extremely sick as a kid so my mother was like everything to me like mama's boy true and true uh was dad in the picture uh he was for a while until they got divorced and then it was kind of like um it's just not a knock on him like not everybody's built for it which is fine he kind of chose yeah you know a new wife and that life versus just being with us and stuff like that which is fine yeah no it's not fine i i understand it's fine now it wasn't fine yeah yeah that's not okay to do to your kid you know like that that leaves a fucking scar on anybody's heart the same thing

happened to my dad um my dad's dad ended up marrying his mistress and like completely just left him and you know my dad is my dad um so you know growing up you were did you live in like a lower income neighborhood oh yeah i lived in a trailer oh did you yeah single by trailer i love that i ain't mad at least i have a place to sleep i mean no i'm, I'm so proud. I'm proud of where I came from too. That's why when people say I'm broke, I'm like, no, no,

I know broke, broke. Like every time we go, it was either heat or getting something to eat. Like, you know, I can remember having on Christmas, waking up to nothing.

And my mom giving me 10 bucks to go get light up LA gears at the dollar general. Yeah. No, but I feel like that's what makes good people. It's like when you come from nothing and humble beginnings, it literally makes for, like, the best story ever. And it also, you either turn into two people.

You are lazy and you don't want anything and you have no motivation or you have all the fucking motivation. Oh, no. In 2022, if you're broke, it's completely your fault. Absolutely. I agree. Like, there's, I mean, there's too much money out there on the table for you not to be out here just thriving and living thriving. Yeah. No, it's especially now.

If my dumb ass can out here make a good living off of this shit, I know anybody can. Yeah. So let's go back to your mom. I think I remember you saying something about her getting into a domestic violence relationship. She married. How old were you? I was nine. OK, I was nine when they got married in october 18th 1996 his name was ray uh he was a piece of shit like he used to beat the fuck out of me i've had my nose broke jaw broke toes broke like it was an everyday thing oh my god from the time that i

was nine until i was 16 like it was almost an everyday thing that's terrible took her away from we were living in midland with my grandmother and all the stuff we kind of that's when we moved to lancaster south carolina because he alienated her away from family which was most narcissistic piece of shit to do um and i never really understood like you know her her like draw to him because i'm like mom he beating the fuck out you he beating your kids like dang and it's not until after she got killed and i got into policing um which is the reason why it goes back to the hot takes like what can you do to get a ticket like i got into law enforcement because of my childhood right so i didn't get in there to pull cars over i didn't get in it to fight um to to drive fast or anything i got into it because

if i could take a kid or a woman away from the situation that i was in that's exactly what i wanted to do yeah that's just that just, that's beautiful. But I'm sad that I'm sorry that that had to happen to you. So can we dive into a little bit, your mom got married and you know, you were getting beat. Did anybody know that that was happening? Did anybody try to help you? They would call CPS and stuff like that, which is probably a lot of the resentment that I have towards my father now. Cause as a father of two kids, like if you put a finger on my child I'm gonna wear an orange jumpsuit like without question I'll erase your entire family tree yeah with a smile on my face so I don't understand like oh well you know there's been many a times that I wanted to come down there ain't no many a times shit my son

called me right now yeah and said daddy somebody hitting on me I believe that in the middle of this podcast be on a red out flight back to my son yeah absolutely yeah some people knew about it but like nobody i'm nobody did anything they would call cps and cps would come out and they would take their pictures and there would be investigation he'd get arrested you know for a thing but then they would get dropped because my mom wouldn't cooperate or anything like that or there wasn't enough evidence did you ever feel like she didn't protect you oh no i do yeah i mean it's still my mom i love her like of course more than anything in this world yeah and i it wasn't until i got into law enforcement and started understanding

what domestic violence looked like that i kind of took a lot of that resentment away from her because i knew where her mindset a little bit i don't know where her mindset was but i have a little better understanding of where her mindset when she was going through that i was in a domestic violence relationship i'm really open about it like really bad um to the point where i've almost lost my life a couple times and it's when you're in it it's like you're in a fucking fishbowl you know and everybody around you can see what's going on but you can't and it's like it's so fucking love and hate and just like so passionate that normally it's i think it's just the wiener that keeps us there. Oh yeah. Literally. Like it is like now that I'm out of it, I've been out of it for seven years.

I look back and I'm like, I really was only there for fucking dingling. Like we were either fucking or fighting, you know? And that's just how it is. Just as you get attached to this toxicity of pain. It's so weird. It's like give or take. And it's just like, they'll beat you up and then they they you know, you guys have sex and it's like unbelievable. And then it's just this fucking vicious cycle that doesn't fucking stop, dude.

It's just because when you're when you're having sex in an intimate situation, like it releases the endorphins. So you're not worried. And you're for that for that very few seconds, you're safe. Right. You're comfortable. You're comfortable. You know, you're not only are you feeling good on the inside, but the person that you love the most is making you feel this way, which is what you want them to do, even when you're not only are you feeling good on the inside but the person that you love the most is making you feel this way which is what you want them to do even when you're not doing these things so i think it's just that catch 22 to where you know what you're going to do whatever it takes to get that moment of peace and that moment of safe while you're also feeling good because you don't feel good any other time that that's not happening absolutely preach baby um also i think in a sense um women that are attracted to men like that, um, like to feel protective because

they weren't protected as children. So even if they're, we're still getting hit on, we know that everybody else around us will get it too. You know, if that makes sense. So just a sad situation all around. So when your mom, what, when was your mom killed? Uh, May 23rd, uh, May 22nd. I'm sorry. No, May 23rd of 20, 2006. I'm sorry. And how May 23rd of 2006, I'm sorry. And how old were you? I was 18. Okay, so were you still in high school or just graduated? I had just graduated.

God, I can't imagine. Can you walk me through that situation? I was actually, I graduated and moved out of my dad and my stepmom's house, which is where I was staying. Started living in a single-wide trailer with a friend of mine, a buddy of mine, Michael. Did you ever fight back to your stepdad? That was the last straw. Like when I got to the point where I got tired of just dealing with it and I started to understand that this is not okay because, you know,

growing up and you don't have somebody in your life that's showing you, hey, you know, how to be a man. This is how you're supposed to treat a woman. Hey, let me show you how to shave, pick up your first basketball, do all these things. So it wasn't until I started doing my, you know, learning these things on my own. I was like, no, this ain't right. Like, I'm not, I can't keep, I can't keep doing this.

And so the last time we did is we fought like in the day. I mean, he beat the fuck out of me, but we fought and I, and I packed up my shit and moved in with my dad. I had an abusive stepmom and that was the last time I was in the house too. She tried to fight me and I finally just bucked up and just put it on her, and I think that was when you know the line the line gets drawn in the sand where they can't fucking bully you anymore because you literally go crazy you get so tired of being fucking a punching bag that you're just like dude I'm gonna fucking fight back I don't care if I win or lose I'm gonna fucking put it on you I've had my ass whipped many a time I don't give a shit

no yeah that's terrible so you moved out and then what happened? And so it was like one, one o'clock in the morning, my dad and my stepmom come pulling up in the driveway and I run outside because it's one o'clock and I'm like, what's up? Like, hey, come inside. We need to talk. I'm like, no, I'm good right here. It was like, no, I think I said, I'm not. Don't

play this. Don't sugarcoat shit with me. Like, what's going on? They said, it's your mom. I'm like, what about my mom? It's like, she's gone. So where the hell did she go? He's like, nah, she's dead. And I was like, ycoat shit with me. Like, what's going on? They said, it's your mom. I'm like, what about my mom? They said, she's gone. I said, where the hell she go? He's like, nah, she's dead. And I was like, y'all gonna fuck. Like, I lost it. Like, I went, like, y'all just gonna stop fucking playing with me.

This is bullshit. No, ain't no way. Man, and I just, man, I broke down. Like, I was so angry and sad at the same time. Because you, because as a son, you want to save your mom. Right. You know? And then also all the resentment and anger from all the years of abuse and just, you know, it's a helpless situation all around. It eats me up every day.

It's been, what, 17 years. And I can sit and talk to Heather, she'll tell you, and I'll have tears streaming down my face. And I said, it still eats at me. I felt like I could have done more to get her out of that situation. But no matter how many times I talk, no matter how many times anybody tried to intervene she wouldn't walk away how do you move on from that like what what you know what does the days after that look like uh for like two years i was a real piece of shit yeah like a real i mean rightfully so like i was angry at everybody like i like i was angry with god i was angry with everybody i was lying i was stealing out like i said it's

only because of the hand of god and a few good police officers that i'm even in the position that i am and now but i was just so angry and then it just got to the point man i walked i remember it was february of like 2008 i walked past the mirror and i just broke down and cried and i'm like this the type of man you want your mama to be see so she can't be here you can't protect her no more so is this the type of man you want and so i wrote a five page single thing i wrote a five page letter to my dad and my stepmom told them everything every lie i'd ever told everything i'd ever stole and i said i don't ever ask that you believe me i said just watch me yeah and from that point forward i just started building myself put myself i went to blet which is rookie school got into law enforcement

and then you know just started educating myself learning and doing the best that I could how amazing is that that you especially you were what 20 years old when you had that realization yes okay so imagine being 20 I wish I had that kind of self-reflection to be able to make that I was a fucking piece of shit all the way up until I was 36 so I mean I don't have an excuse but um for you to be that young and to be able to be like, yo, I don't want to be this man. I want to fucking be something different. And to change that young, like that's fucking awesome, dude. Like, that's amazing. Especially for somebody who's had to raise their self, you know? No, I'm proud of myself. Like I said, it's a growing process. I tell myself the ultimate

chase for me is just a challenge to be better tomorrow than I am today. Yeah, absolutely. And that's all I am. It's a chase that I'll never get because I'll never be as good as I want to be. But it gives me something. It challenged me and it gives me something to chase each and every day. Yeah. Sorry, I'm looking down at my notes. Don't apologize at all. I have a whole list of things that I want to make sure that we touch on.

You can tell that you've been in abusive relationships because you apologize a lot. Really? Yeah. Most people that are in that have to feel like that they apologize. You don't have to apologize. I think also having to walk on eggshells as a child too. I'm always constantly like, you know, like, is everything good? Um, we're not here to talk about me. Let's talk about you. No, I like it. I like it. It's hot. It turns me on. No, I'm just kidding. All right.

Turns me on. No, I'm just kidding. All right. I'm rigged up myself. I don't know what to tell you. So when did you start getting into becoming a police officer? Me and my wife, we got married in. Okay.

So she was in. You guys. Okay. So let's touch base on the wife then. So everybody wants to know, are you really married or not? Yeah, I am really married. Okay. And how long have you guys been married for?

I've been married for 13 years. Okay. Awesome. So how old were you when you guys been married for? I've been married for 13 years. Okay, awesome. So how old were you when you guys got married? I was 23 and she was 21. Okay. Yeah, you guys got married young. Yes.

That's awesome. And you guys are still fucking hanging on. Yeah, we were separated for a while. You know, last year I kind of made some piss poor choices and some bad mistakes. What'd you do? Cheated. Aw. Which is not an excuse for.

Yeah. And I didn't want to admit it. You know, I said I didn't, you know, I went through a dark time where, like I said, I was very depressed and it's not nobody's excuse. I started chasing alcohol and women. And it just got to the point

to where I was losing. I lost her and I lost friends. And I was putting on this facade on the internet that I'm some great human being, special person, you know, practice what you preach, but I'm over here on the back end, I'm some great human being special person you know

practice what you preach but I'm over here on the back end you know just doing dumb shit you know right did you guys ever talk about this publicly oh yeah I made I came out and made an entire tiktok where I said I've lied I've cheated I've made mistakes I've done like I ate every bit of no Jay and I went through something like that in 2018 and the internet will not let us forget about it but um we split and sometimes um you know your castle has to crumble so that you can rebuild and just be on a stronger foundation oh no and it was a partial my fault too it's like i got in when i got started on tiktok um i was just doing the law enforcement stories because it was such a bad time between

regular citizens and law enforcement i was trying to bridge that gap to say listen we're not all like what you're seeing on the TV. Like some of us were charismatic. We're, you know, we like to have a good time. So I was doing that. And then it just kind of grew and got stupid big. And like at the time I wasn't putting her on social media is because I, you know,

I was trying to protect her because I'm doing law enforcement stuff and stuff like that. Right. Which is understandable. But then as it got bigger, I started like liking the attention that I was getting from the females right and so i kind of knew so it's an ego stroke i kind of let some of that shit go to my head and and you know devalued did you fuck a fan yes okay gotcha yes yes i did um but it like and it was just one of those things

that it took me a while to come up. But I admitted everything to her, like went to her face, admitted everything. We separated. She did her thing. I did my thing. And it just got to the point to where like everybody that I would try and date or be with, like they just wasn't her. Yeah, that's your person. It just wasn't her. So like I went back to her and I said, hey, listen, I don't expect you forgive me. I said, I want you to at least give me the opportunity to show you yeah and that's all i've been trying to do ever since we decided we're going to try and make things work how long have you guys been

back together uh we're not fully back together like i said so i'm still living by my own and she's still living on her but you know we've been working at this for a little over a month and a half two months now and it's one of those things i still haven't seen her i've never seen her in my videos i am i'm the worst tiktoker i only watch myself she's got her own tiktok and she's been in my videos really i'll have to go look i just haven't had time to even fucking deep down dive down the wormhole and when i bring guests on i don't like to have a predisposed judgment about them i guess you could say which i don't judge anybody but but I don't want anything. I just want to learn everything myself from you and it'd be a genuine reaction. So you guys got married at such a young age.

Were you already in doing the police work? I was not. Okay. Well, we got together. It's crazy how we met. We met, I met her in 2004. I was at a restaurant with my stepmom. And my stepmom was like, dude, I think that waitress likes you.

I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, every time you take a sip of your drink, she comes over here and fills it up. Like, legit, any time you take one sip. And I'm like, stop it. We stan a queen who likes to serve her man. Yeah, so I was like, nah, it's cool. So when we left, I left her a tip with my phone number on it. So that night she calls me.

She's like, I normally don't do stuff like I said. First of all, when you start out as sinners like that, it means that you've done this before. She's like, no. So we talked for like two weeks. Well, then come to find out my mother-in-law, who is now the one, Wendy, who is now my mother-in-law, she picks up the phone one day.

She's like, she has a boyfriend. Don't call this house again. Boom. Hangs up the phone. How old was she? In her 20s? And she said that that's wendy that was her stepmom stepmom right yes i'm probably 30. yeah and so no no how old is your

wife oh she was 17 oh okay gotcha i gotcha okay um so we fast forward five years hadn't seen this woman hadn't talked to her nothing um i get promoted at my job at cpi security as a manager go upstairs and lo and behold she's there and she's like do you remember me and I'm like Heather and since that time which was 2009 we've been inseparable. I love that so you guys got together and you were a security guard. No I was working CPI security like alarm systems. Okay gotcha. I was working sales with CPI security. Okay cool so when when did you switch over to being a police officer? In 2011, I went through rookie school. So me and my wife, we got married.

She was pregnant with my son, Braylon. Okay. So it happened really, really quick. Like we got together. She got pregnant. We got married. And then like a year and a half later, I went into law enforcement. I love that.

That's amazing. So law enforcement obviously has that that's amazing so it has law enforcement obviously has always been on your heart but you know do you think that after that situation with your do you think that if that situation with your mom wouldn't have happened you would have gotten into law enforcement probably I mean people would tell me that when I was a kid I always said I wanted to be a cop I don't ever remember yeah saying that like my number one goal was like I love playing basketball because growing up in a shitty childhood basketball was the only time I felt safe. Like it's the only time playing basketball.

The only time I wasn't scared to be at home or scared in general. So I always wanted to play basketball, but with heart problems and I ended up tearing my ACL my senior year. So it just wasn't in the cards for me, but no, like law enforcement for me, wasn't in the cards. Had I had, had I had a perfect childhood, like everything was hunky dory mom and dad were greater. I't know what i'd be doing honestly how's your heart now i mean it's good i mean with the heart like you'll i'll have to have it replaced again in another three

or four years because i do the pig valve yeah that scares me because i haven't had the surgery yet and i they diagnosed me with it and i've never gone back to get it checked because i didn't want to know i was just like i'll deal with the fucking heart palpitations and the anxiety and all the shit that comes with it yeah i have such a loud heartbeat like most people can stand right here and listen to my heart so um but like it's good i mean like i said i you're good though yeah i feel great good all right well that's all that matters just want to check in on the heart so after you went to um not boot camp but what do they call it rookie school you school? Rookie school. Do you become an officer after that or how does that work? You go through rookie school and you're either hired on at the agency

while you're going through rookie school or you're hired on afterwards. So I got hired on with Belmont afterwards and worked there for four or five years and then ended up going to Charlotte for two years. And then I ended up going to Shelby, which Shelby was an absolute nightmare, and then went to ended up going to charlotte uh for two years and then i ended up going to shelby which shelby was an absolute nightmare and then went to wing it and why was it a nightmare this is i mean because it's such a small town you know but like is there a lot of politics in small towns it's a lot of politics but it was just such a bad area like we were dealing with homicides every day i couldn't even facetime my wife for 30 seconds without shots being fired it was just crazy and making 17 1818 an hour getting bullets damn near grazing your ass.

Ain't too fun. That's scary. So during this time, she had your son, Ray. When does Scoot come into the picture? It was crazy because she had a lot of, she had cystic fibrosis or something like that. She had cysts on her ovaries and stuff so she was scheduled to have a partial hysterectomy a week a week but the week before we found out she was pregnant with school and then so school she came into the picture december 1st 2015 she's a sagittarius i love it jay's a sagittarius she is fucking fire she's hilarious dude she's crazy she's so funny

like where does she get all that personality from obviously you but is heather the same way yeah heather no she gets her sass and it's the attitude she gets from her mama luckily they both look like their mama thank god um they're both like my son talks shit like i do yeah but he's a cutie he's soft like my mom like his mama like my daughter don't give a fuck about nothing like not nothing i love how you call her lucifer yeah that's because that's. I love how you call her Lucifer. Yeah, that's because that's how she be acting. I call her my little walking around Annabelle doll.

Dude, no, seriously. Like I think one of the first videos I ever saw of you was talking about her. And I'm like, who the fuck is Lucifer? And then I think I went through like your videos and I was like, oh my God, this kid is so, I love her. Like she needs her own TikTok. Are you going to ever give her her own TikTok? Yeah, I will. I mean, I got the whole hashtag scoops world.

It is scary. And that's the same thing. Like my son's 11. He's like, and like people are like, you shouldn't, you shouldn't say these things about your kids. What if they grow up and see these videos? They see all my videos. I show them. I show them.

I don't sugarcoat shit with my kids. Yeah. But I'm a, but it's like TikTok so scary, man. Like it's a children's app and there's a shit ton of pedophiles on that motherfucker. It's disgusting. And I promise you. And then the pages too, which we we block i don't ever give them oh i love no they be trying to dog walk me i'll be in there with my real face talking cash money

shit i love that yeah i don't i won't go on there i don't hide behind fake profile yeah me either i can't do i can't stand that and i fight i'm violent i like to fight you know so i'm like i'll be trying to find motherfuckers houses and shit like i can't do it so i'll send mimi in i'll be like so uh especially like during podcast weeks like this i'll go i'll be like so what are they saying she'll just kind of give me the overview because she knows how fucking pissed i get because i'm just like dude how can you talk so much shit about shit that you don't even fucking know because that's what ain't shit people do right that's why i try to do ain't nobody doing better than you talking shit you think elon musk give a fuck what bill gates is no no no you know why not at all musk is the

richest man in the world yeah i said at the end of the day y'all sit on these pages and talk all this cash money shit i'm like elon just stupid elon literally just did the ultimate boss move oh he don't give a fuck bought twitter fired everybody bringing fucking trump back not that i'm a trump supporter i'm just saying he, to be able to fucking buy a fucking whole social media app and control it. I love it. That's gangster. I'm telling you right now. It's gangster as fuck.

That's the type of money I want. The fuck you money. Where he just wake up. You know what? Let me buy my fucking Twitter today. 44 billion. Light this bitch up. Yeah.

Just crazy. I'm going to come in and just do whatever the fuck I want. He's worked his ass off to be able to do it. Yeah, for sure. Y'all mad at him and he you bought twitter we can go out there and make more money than him then you can buy it from him yeah buy it back buy it from him exactly all right let's talk about tiktok fame so you know you're a police officer you're doing all this stuff you got on and you were only you said you were only doing police skits and stuff like

that i was just doing stories about my i was just telling them stories about i had my little funny clown story i got when or how i pull people over things like that uh and it just man it just took off like people love story time well you're a great fucking storyteller you're like my husband like you guys can literally put a camera in front of you and people just want to hear you talk oh no it happened women just want to look at you like oh i just love your voice your voice is so soothing yeah you got that kind of like country hood like going for you whatever um so and it just blew up overnight i think i had a video that hit like 60 million views wow so i woke up i remember it was february uh of 2020 i was i got on there because i was dumb didn't know about tick tock and i i was like thank you all so much for 25 000 followers and then fast

forward a year later i was at 2 million and then fast forward six months later i was at five million now i'm at 8.6 million so yeah no it's crazy right the power of tiktok is fucking insane social media in general was nuts it's i didn't realize what a beast it was though like i fought her forever i was like i am because mimi's my manager she's like you need to get the fuck on tiktok and i'm like i'm not i'm fucking 40 years old i'm not getting on a fucking kids app and doing some weird shit. Like I'm not going to be shaking my ass. Well, here I am shaking my ass now doing transitions. Fucking, it's just crazy.

Just the power behind it. And what's also crazy is that all of us have our own like cult following. Oh, a hundred percent. Like it's nuts. Like, and these people like love the fuck out of you, dude. Oh, they do. If you, if, if somebody comes into my comments and says some slick shit, yeah i literally the pin of shame straight dog walked yeah straight dog walk to the point where i mean i'm like damn y'all chill yeah no i almost feel bad no i like i normally will call

people out like if they say stuff about jay and i say what you want about me all day long i don't give a fuck don't talk about my husband don't talk about our kid um but like if i like will do a video and i always try to keep it like positive or whatever i read the comments and these motherfuckers just go off oh they talk shit and then i feel bad because i'm like oh fuck i'm doing what they're getting bullied because of me you know but at the same time i'm like they shouldn't have left that fucking janky ass comment for me like i'm because i look at social media differently i use social media as almost like a job yeah absolutely it's almost like a job because I want to, it's fun.

And I've met some incredible people and I'm excited to do it. But at the same time, like if it's not working to build an empire that I can leave behind for my children. Yes. I wouldn't be, I'm not going to do it. Like it doesn't make any sense. I 100% agree. So for me, like when somebody comes in and leaves a hate comment, I thank you for the view. Yeah.

I appreciate you. Yeah. Like I don't even get mad. And like I've told other people, like, because you'll get people's like man my account stopped growing like was so stop responding to ain't shit motherfuckers yeah i said because it don't matter i said this here you can point this this is a brick wall some of no it's not it's green screen yeah it's painted that way like motherfuckers gonna argue about not anything it's the reason why i never do politics or religion ever because at the end of the fucking

day it don't matter what side you walk on somebody's not gonna be mad about it yeah for sure she's always having to talk me off the ledge i'm like i need these motherfuckers and she'll be i'll have like a whole thing that i already filmed and she'll be like bitch you are not dropping that like who cares like don't even fucking respond to it because sometimes i just get so mad especially like with like they fucking just piss me off so sometimes i want to respond especially when like they attack the podcast and stuff i just get so mad because especially like with like they fucking just piss me off. So sometimes I want to respond, especially when like they attack the podcast and stuff. I just get so mad because I'm like, motherfucker, I came from nothing. Like, let me see you do what I'm doing and fucking then talk shit. You know, listen, listen, you ain't shit.

It costs zero dollars to not be a piece of shit. OK, thank you for your time. I agree. So TikTok, are you still an officer? No, I got out of policing fully. People are like, like oh he got out because he wanted to do social media i got out because it got too political well that and because you want to fucking live for your family i want to live not only live for me but it honestly just got too political for me like i got into law enforcement for the specific reason is to take somebody out of the situation that i went through as a kid um and i and i got

to do that several times over, which I was blessed for, but then it got to the point to where it was like, Oh, well we need to get, send you for minority training. And we, I said,

you can't train somebody to have a good heart. Either you fucking got one or you don't. I said, I don't care how much you put a computer in somebody's face or go have somebody talk to somebody. If they got a shitty heart, they got a shitty heart. And then you get to the point to where you start calling out shitty officers and they're listening they're i 100 support the police and

there are a lot amazing amazing good female and male police officers out there who do their job the right way every day but there are a lot of shitty ones out there yeah and the problem is is like for people like me i got no problem calling you out if you show up on my scene and you're a piece of shit i'm gonna let you know on my scene that you're a piece of shit and you can walk away and it got me jammed up and people didn't like it they ask you that in rookie school one of the first classes you take is ethics and morals are you willing to call out nonsense for a higher up or superior everybody raised their hand y'all bullshit because none of y'all will none of y'all out here doing it oh we're brothers we're sisters

i don't give a fuck you're not making my job harder yeah like it's already an uncomfortable situation anytime you get pulled over or you. Yeah. Like it's already an uncomfortable situation. Anytime you get pulled over or you're out with somebody, it's already an uncomfortable, intense situation. So why am you or I going to do anything else to intensify that even more? Yeah. No, I mean, preach. That's 100%.

There's so many. I've only met one good cop in my life. I'm from the streets. So my whole crew knows I just fucking do not fuck with cops. Nobody they've never protected me. They've you know, I've met one cop in my life and he was the most amazing cop ever. He let me go over some bullshit that I was supposed to get arrested for. And for that, I've always been thankful.

But, you know, I've just met so many cops that have the worst egos and just like there's just not good humans like you said and i've it's very hard to meet an officer that are do you guys like to be called cops or officers no i don't give a damn which okay i didn't know if it was like derogatory to call you guys cops or whatever but yeah i have met nothing but shitty cops but i grew up in vegas too so you know it's just it's very political out there that badge don't mean shit it's what's behind it yeah everything all right so you're doing so now you are doing um tiktok full-time social media social media in general i own a also on a non-profit called love behind the badge uh and then i own my own uh company my merch company online and stuff like that what does your non-profit represent like

what is that we do a lot of different things like i said two years ago we gave we raised money and gave away three cars to three families one of them was one of them was actually at a domestic violence shelter that we took it to we had to meet off-site of course because you can't meet at the domestic yeah so we gave away three cars we've done stuff for like you say child where we give out laptops and stuff we do christmas get uh christmas giveaways and stuff like that yeah we try to do something every holiday season too um so i'm looking for to do something maybe we should like pair up and do something together with jay that would be awesome um so are you a rapper are you into music i'm not a rapper but i love music music is therapy for me

like a lot of times like that's what got me through a lot of the depression and shit yeah i went through the music do you make music no okay i don't know somebody asked if you let that you or said you made music okay i was like i'd never seen anything like that would you consider ever doing it i mean yeah i mean if the opportunity persists and there's a right opportunity i would definitely do it i mean i really want to get into like writing a book yeah um just with the things that i've been through as a kid and stuff like that i have a publisher i can hook you up with she's helping me with my book and she's amazing. She's very small time, but she gets shit done.

Yeah, that's what I, because I just don't know where to start. Like for me, I'm a little stupid when it comes to that shit. It's like a cult, like literally the book world, because it's such a dying art that, because everything's so fucking digital. When you, to find a publisher that believes in your story

and actually wants to help you is impossible. That's why everybody publishes their own shit on amazon now i already went through this so i can teach you and i'll hook you up yeah and i'll hook you up with my girl bj because she's amazing and she's such a good soul dude and she you have a really good story and you have a platform to present it to so i know she'll definitely be interested in it yeah i would love to like so that's one of my main goals like I've been, we've been doing a comedy tour. We've been touring and do music and comedy and stuff like that. Okay, so you do a comedy tour. Yes, ma'am.

Awesome. But that's coming. Our last show is in December 2nd. And then we have a Cancun that we're doing in February. Who do you do comedy with? It's me, Kingery, Steve, my buddy Steve. He hosts with Rick, my buddy Taco. And then we have cory she's she

one of the most incredible singers i've ever heard and then kingery also uh sings and raps he's got i mean he's up and coming here in nashville too awesome oh i didn't know i didn't even know like i don't even know who the kingery is i don't think i've ever you know what i'm lying we just followed each other because somebody said they wanted him on the podcast i believe i'm not sure listen super talented is he i'll have to check him out um so you guys do like um tours like comedy tours that's awesome we're getting into podcast touring in 2023 so yeah that'll be exciting yeah we're gonna do we're gonna i do i don't know if you know this but i do this thing every january called the whore olympics it's an annual whore olympics and girls come on and they get like fisted and suck on sausages and shove them inside their vaginas.

And like, it gets very Howard Stern-ish. Like where do I get tickets? So what'd you say? I said, where do I get tickets? Dude, you can come be a judge. I'm thinking about having Demps be a judge this year. We could have him be a judge. That would be fucking amazing.

And it would be last year some girl squirted 13 feet in the air it was crazy like it shit got wild i've never had a girl do that before and when she did i was i jumped up excited as fuck running around the house just helicopter naked as shit yes we stand bitches that squirt i love it um i feel like i was doing something special you are because i tell them four inches ain't shit but it's still hell at 90 miles an hour i doubt it's four inches uh you know we're gonna always do we have a measuring tape here you want to pull it out no no don't hey how you doing for all the girls heather's gonna be like you know don't let your wife listen to this podcast she's gonna be like what the fuck next

time you got to bring your wife i would definitely i try to get her but like i said my babies are at home sick so she's staying home with them maybe we we'll get you and Scoot and Heather here. Good luck with that. And Bray, too. That would be awesome. Just a whole family thing. She needs her own episode. She's into this phase now where I'm bruh now.

You're what? Bruh. Oh, I love that. It's not even daddy. She's like, what up, bruh? Bruh. I'm not your bruh. I'm your daddy.

All right, bruh. I love you, bruh. Scoot, don't play with me. I love her. I fucking love her. i'm not even kidding she got a five foot annabelle doll that stays in her closet she punches in the face twice every morning before she goes to school gets up goes in her closet pap pap gets clothes on and she's just happy as fuck about her day and other people are freaked out by she loves it won't let me get rid of i try that is so funny i love it she's gonna be a force to be reckoned with

she's either gonna be president or run a gang in prison there's no in between so funny. I love it. She's going to be a force to be reckoned with as she gets older. She's either going to be president or run a gang in prison. There's no in-between on that shit. I love it. So what can we expect from you in 2023? Just bigger and better things, like I said. For me, I got to the point, and like I said, just to reiterate, like when talking about my wife and I getting back together, like I went through a stage where I was a real piece of shit again uh i mean you're you're human you're allowed to make mistakes

because there's no template of how to do life no like there's no manual for me to know how to get everything right um but at the same time like it's also important to understand that you know when you realize you are the problem you start building back and you put yourself in that position so for me at this point if it's not challenging me to be better or pushing me towards my goals of being a multi-millionaire i don't want it absolutely so for me like i i'm i got some stuff that's in the works i have to be quiet about um just because you know yeah some people will take it and try and run with it and stuff like that yeah hopefully just look at you're just progressing uh growing and glowing i just want to be alive because scoop may or may not kill me at this point well tell scoop as tell scoot i want to have her on the podcast i would definitely tell

her that'll be awesome because she already asked she's like are you going i sold she's in braylon's mac braylon's is obsessed with jelly roll he's obsessed with that and that's it are you guys coming to the show december 9th you and the whole family should come december 9th that's huge at the bridgestone arena where is that yeah we'll put you guys on the list yeah everybody and their mom is going to be there so i mean you guys should definitely come it's going to be a insane night can i tell you a funny story about yeah i did i he i hosted for him when he uh did a concert at the mud bash last year in oranburg north carolina yeah told me. So they asked could I host it? Well, they asked me to host it.

I was like, hey, can I roast Jelly Roll? And the manager was like, what do you mean roast? I'm like, you know, talking shit. Like, you don't roast. I grew up on Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy. We were talking shit, having a good time. So Jelly Roll come out and he was super chill. He was like, roast me.

He said, just be cool, like don't do nothing. So I got up there and it was supposed to be- Don't talk about my wife, in other words. Yeah. And I was like, welcome to the stage, the overweight, less talented Post Malone. and somebody threw a fucking beer bud like can right at my fucking head that's somebody said i said clearly a joke man is amazing i love him he's great but he was super cool because jay was nice enough to do a video that i posted it for my

son and stuff like super chill super great guy but my son's obsessed with him when i tell you that's all he listens to somebody saved me it's his favorite song i'll bring them bring them the ninth and we can have you know have the whole family meet him and stuff like that he's he would be here but he's at home right now with a camera in his face so as soon as we get done here we have to run back over there i'm sure you know today's our fucking big cma um walk so we're excited about that but i'm so thank you so much for coming and sitting down with me you have an amazing story dude and just like i if the women didn't love you before they're gonna really fucking love you now because they actually got to hear like your whole story i hope

you love me i ain't shit though bunny is though uh no i ain't shit either they know that though but no definitely i would love to be back and to do anything like i said i'd definitely like to speak with you in the book and reference to that and stuff oh yeah okay i'll plug you in whenever um we get off the mic for sure you'll love bj but you gotta promise me that you'll come back next year no problem and be a recurring guest all the time and then bring me bring me my scoot and my bray i'm not bringing her to the horror olympics but i'll definitely bring heather to the horror olympics now that we know she's a first of all of all, you will not be doing any of that, Heather. I'm just kidding.

I'll definitely bring it out. But like I said, I'm excited about what the future holds. And like I said, I'll definitely be back. Yeah, and I'm excited for you guys being back together too. Yeah, me too. It makes my heart happy. I love it. I should have been smarter and fucking.

But you know, you got to live and learn and you make your mistakes. It's not until that foundation starts to crumble and you start to put it back together that you can actually set a dream house on so amen baby why don't you tell everybody where they can find you all your socials okay be clear about this i only have one account on all my social media there are no fake ones we are not in a relationship you have not been talking to me i have official underscore ud on tiktok it's got 8.6 million i have the underscore real underscore ud on instagram it has 350 000 followers and then i have an officer underscore ud on facebook and it has 800 000 followers those are my only three

accounts i don't have what's up or any of the other junk shit out there so follow me on there love your face yay thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of dumb blonde i will see you guys next week bye