Dumb Blonde - Popaganda: Patreon Exclusive

Episode Date: July 30, 2024

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it's cause we're fucking, I told you this lady overworks me, man. New York post. One of the nanny stars said marilyn monroe gave me the craziest diet tip really yeah and i don't know what it is because you guys know i don't read these ahead of time so we're gonna learn what it is together let's do this for as long as she can remember renee taylor has been on a diet same sis we're talking seven decades because Because Taylor, who among other things played Fran Drescher's mom on The Nanny, is 85. I think I was 11 when the teacher called my mother

and said I couldn't go five minutes without having a bagel in my mouth. Same sis. Bronx native tells the Post. Soon after she says her mom started clipping movie star diets from Photo Play magazine reasoning, if we ate like that, we'd look like that. I like her thinking, but that's not how it works. They never did look like that, but their efforts launched Taylor on a lifetime of ups and downs in dress sizes, all the way to 20 plus. Her relationship with food also inspired a book and then a one-woman show, My Life on a Diet, kicking off its six-week Broadway run on Thursday. The show is Taylor's final collaboration with her actor-writer husband of 52 years, Joseph Bologna. Joe said he loved me at any weight, she says, of the man with whom she wrote the hit 70s movies Lovers and Other Strangers and Made for Each Other with.

He only had one request. He loved to dance, and he'd say, just don't get so heavy, I can't dip you. Aw. That's sweet, though. That is really, really, really sweet. These days, she looks quite dippable, thanks to some newfound restraint. Moderation, she says, was never her strong suit. I can feast or fast. Nothing in between.

Same, sis. God, is that not accurate or what? I'm either feasting or fasting all the time. That pretty much sums up her diets, including the regimens recommended by Marilyn Monroe. They met in the 50s at the actor's studio where Taylor was stunned by Monroe's beauty. I asked what do you eat to look like that Taylor says. Grapes Monroe told her. So Taylor ate grapes lots and lots of them. When she gained weight Monroe chided her and said you're just supposed to have a few. We hungry. No. Oh. Next

came Monroe's master cleanse diet. I've done this this diet before okay tell me about it a mix of lemon juice cayenne pepper and maple syrup foiled again i put in too much maple syrup taylor says okay wait do you just take it as a shot um so when i did it we would put it in big jugs of water and that's all you would drink all day long you would fast you would not eat and that's all you would drink interesting so like meal replacement almost but with it's fasting but like instead of drinking bone broth you're drinking this fucking concoction detox yeah exactly and the cayenne pepper is supposed to like speed up your it's disgusting and stuff yeah yeah it's disgusting that's a no-go you understand it's no bueno point in case guys fad diets do not work no i definitely grew up in the fad diet same it was

like yo-yo dieting is what they call it yeah my mom always had a woman's world and it's always the different diet in the woman's world my mom would cut a marrow i've been dieting since i was in middle school it's crazy you know it's such a hard thing because you want your kids to be healthy and you want to try to guide them gently the right way to eat the right things but it's so hard because you just end up giving your kid a fucking eating disorder yikes if you literally are gentle i didn't even know what white bread was until i got older we only ever had wheat bread because it was supposed to be the healthiest bread and it's really not there's no difference there's no difference bro so i went a lifetime without white bread and then one day my dad bought it because my dad never did the grocery shop and he bought it one day and

i was like what is this i can't believe marilyn monroe is just chomping on grapes that's nothing but carbs yeah carbs and sugar you're just eating i mean eventually your body's gonna acclimate to it but yeah her body's not everyone's body so that's what's crazy like you said it doesn't always work what works for them marilyn had plastic surgery or something back then. You think so? Absolutely. Oh, wow. For sure. She had access to everything.

She could have had lipo back then. She could have had anything. When do you think lipo was like, really? I don't know. I'm sure. Well, I'm giving it a goog. Yeah, give it a goog. When was liposuction invented?

1975. Wow. So was Marilyn, Marilyn died in 76, right 76 right yeah that's crazy did she die 76 i don't know when she died when did maryland monroe pass away 62 maybe she just used speed because they said she couldn't sleep so and she had to take uppers and downers so she was always on diet pills body for sure i don't know when i was on drugs i was a heffalump what yeah i've seen pictures of you no i would fucking eat fucking my thing was i was i would get cocained out and just fucking yate out my favorite type of weed was uh cocaine and

then when i would be coming down i would fucking get hella drunk and i would eat dominoes kickers they're chicken kickers oh my god they were so bomb that yeah a horrific phase i went through for years i don't know if it was a phase. I think it was a lifestyle. Yeah. You're like not the Domino's kickers. Yeah, it was delicious. That's funny. When was the last time you needed to go to a doctor but you pushed it off,

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And he was fined $5,000 by the federal government. What is this sorcery? He was 38 years old and he crossed the northern New York border with hidden snakes in his pants via bus. Is he not afraid of getting his balls bit? The young adult snakes were hidden in the inner thighs of his pants in snake bags. Aren't they more venomous when they're children? When they're kids? Young adult snakes were hidden in the inner thighs of his pants in snake bags.

Aren't they more venomous when they're children? When they're kids? What do you call a fucking baby snake? Baby snake? Right? What's the name for a baby snake? I don't know. A snook.

A snook. A little baby snook. Protections officers caught him, according to the court documents, and he was released a $5,000 fine. He had smuggled $2,500 or more of reptiles from a Canadian store. I'm a snake. I'm a slithery, slithery, slithery snake. Yeah. So I'm wondering if because they're snake bags, maybe the snakes couldn't bite through them because they were tied to the drawstring within the pants. Maybe.

But that is really close to your bits. Yeah, that's too close. To be chance in heaven. Yeah. Burmese pythons in there? I'm not into it. But you're right, it's better than the anus. I don't like it.

I don't like it. Woman orders a $275 ashtray, receives a can of tuna instead. What? Wait, what? What is going on? Like, I'm literally puzzled. Ash? First off, whose ashtrays are that expensive?

Dolce & Gabbana. Oh. Bailey Connor just wanted to splurge on a little online luxury, but what she was sent was more than a little fishy. A now viral TikTok video Cormier a Nashville area resident recounted her experience ordering a Dolce & Gabbana ashtray from a luxury retailer Saks Fifth Avenue and receiving something that caught her by surprise

a can of tuna. Someone just put a can of tuna in there? Cormier says she received an emailed coupon from Saks for a percentage off of one item online and decided to purchase a dolce and gabbana blue mediterranean ashtray okay who the fuck that is very specific who chooses an ashtray a dolce and gabbana ashtray i think those tiffany fucking paper clips who fucking buys those i don't need to hear the judgment that's what i wanted so that's what i picked it's very pretty after cormier's order was delivered she says she opened her sax brand package pulled out a black dolce and gabbana box and removed the cellophane wrapping when i opened it this is what i found a can of albac tuna. I don't know if someone from the warehouse took it and replaced it and did some cellophane with a hair dryer. I don't know. This is the

most fucking expensive can of tuna I've ever bought. Oh my god. I chose a Dolce and Gabbana ashtray. I don't need to hear the judgment. That's what I wanted so that's what I picked and it's very pretty this is what i found a can of tuna but this is the most fucking expensive can of tuna i've ever bought so it's like in the wrapping it's not just someone returned this man thieves are really smart i'll be honest i used to work at the wals, and I got bamboozled a couple times. Wow. I didn't know you worked at Walmart.

I was very short-lived. Gail Lewis, 10-year associate, Morris, Illinois, 844. Signing out. Good night. When were you going to tell me about that? It was about a three-month span. That's how it was for me at Fat Burger. Yeah, it didn't last very long.

I cried one day, and Jason was like, okay, you can quit. Jesus. Look at us now. Zach sent me used perfume, 450 for it they don't accept used perfume for return supposedly wrote another tiktok user my daughter bought a 500 bag commented another and when she received the box was carefully sliced in a different spot and bag removed sax mall is a target for high-end theft wow other commenters use the fishy situation as an opportunity to fine-tune their comedy and bag removed. Saks Mall is a target for high-end theft. Wow. Other commenters use the fishy situation as an opportunity to fine-tune their comedy stylings. Albacore is the Dolce & Gabbana of the tuna world.

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That's how I got bamboozled by someone resealed a PlayStation game one time. After the person left and I gave them the full money return. The lady comes over to me and she goes, you know what? I know his tricks. And she grabs it and shakes it and she rips it open. It's a piece of cardboard as the game. And he had just sliced the bottom open and then resealed it with a lighter. Damn.

And, you know, games back in the day were like 50, 60 bucks. Oh, yeah. They still are. They're still fucking expensive. And so for a teenager, that's a good shtick. Yeah. Buy it. Rip it open.

Keep the game. Get your money back. They replaced the ashtray for her. Oh, good. So she got her fucking $300 ashtray. Ridiculous. I hope she fucking throws it at the wall. What? I don't understand the point of that.

Like, it's just going to get so... That's squanderous. Squanderous? That's a good word. That is very... That is not frugal. That is very unfrugal. Your vocabulary. Yeah. What's your new word? Mor very that is not frugal that is very unfrugal your vocabulary

yeah what's your new word morbs i got the morbs we looked up victorian slang i only want to talk in victorian slang i swear to god i fucked dracula in another life i am so attracted to cathedrals gothic architecture guys who wear eyeliner and are pale as fuck i love it and the victorian gowns like oh my god i would have slayed a victorian gown back in the day oh my god yeah oh i love you but they i mean they would have made me a waist and a corset whale bone corset an indonesian man 43 year old shoved a toothbrush into the tip of his penis why okay first of all why is it always get shit getting shoved into shit with you? Guess what?

At least mine are like diverse. Straight for the butthole and the pee hole every time. It snapped off during sex. What did he stick up there? A toothbrush. And it snapped off during sex? He was left in excruciating pain. After a toothbrush, he shoved into the tip of his penis, snapped.

So he had a little dick and he was trying to put an extender on it. You think? Yeah. He was trying to tickle them ribs. Scrubber insides, clean out the hole. Oh, God. Could you imagine scraping in there? That's like what they do at the gynecologist office.

Kind of, yeah. You've done that? You've never done that? You've never had a scrape? No, I'm just saying you physically did that to someone else. Yes. You did. Thank you for reminding me.

The 43-year-old waited 12 hours before seeking medical attention. In his eye-watering injury, he asked why the toothbrush was in his penis. And the unnamed Indonesian man confessed to perform a DIY surgery for his sexual satisfaction. That doesn't even make sense. you're having sex he said he made a small incision to insert the toothbrush in it was unclear whether the toothbrush in question had been in place since that time or had been taken out i can't. The visual is too much on that. I don't like it. He said he had never had issues removing the toothbrush in the past.

You know, I just want to know what kind of trauma happens in these people's lives that they want to hurt their genitals. Because that's trauma. Something happened to him that made him want to hurt himself. Listen, I saw a piece of my pussy lip off one time. Okay. Wait, wait, wait wait time out tell everyone the story because i learned this in the parking lot of a nails shop she said i just went to town so listen i have had a labiaplasty before i had a labiaplasty i've been very vocal about that everybody knows about about it. If you don't know about it, you know about it now. I had a very cute vagina.

She just had little butterfly wings and I don't like outies. That's not my thing. You know? Anyways, I had a labiaplasty fucking seven years ago. They cut the lips off. She's cute. You know, she still has a little bit of lippage. Yeah.

2016, 2015. 2015. So longer. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, had a labiaplasty. 2016 2015 2015 so longer yeah yeah so anyways patalabioplasty anyways i inspect my hootenanny all the time that was my money maker for the longest time and it's just a habit i got to make sure that she is always gorgeous and looking right you know and i fucking looked in the mirror one day and there was like off my lip was like this tiny bit of skin. It wasn't a keloid, but you know, like scar, how scar tissue can grow out a little bit. Yeah. It, a little bit of it grew out on my lip. So I was like trying to twist it off. Cause it was like the tiniest piece. I was trying to

twist it off and it wouldn't come off. It was like a skin tag. It was like a little skin tag. Yep. That's exactly what it was on my vagina. But it was cute. Like it looked like a little skin tag yep that's exactly what it was on my vagina but it was cute like it looked like a piece of rice it's fluffy that's all i could explain that it was in the shape of a rice i've never heard but it did tag is cute no but it was like the shape of our skin tag is the shape of rice kind of yeah yeah okay so it was just like a little piece of rice hanging off my hootenanny and i just didn't want her there so i tried to twist it off it didn't come off and so i looked over and i saw that I have those, you know, those things that you scrub your face with the derma blades. Yeah. And I was like, I can either go and spend $10,000 to have a doctor do this because I've had it done before. I know exactly what they do. They cut you

off and they say, tell you fucking good luck and send you home. There's nothing you can do. Right. So I was like, I washed my my hands made sure i did it in a sterile environment and i just reached down there took my little fucking microdermablater and sawed through it like a little piece of steak and it came right off it hurt like a motherfucker though so and she's as pretty as ever still oh my god i told you guys are as shocked as i am you'll never look at steak the same what the fuck is wrong with you well listen i've been

through some shit that's how i know these motherfuckers have been through shit if they're fucking doing that to their genitalia i had mine surgically removed so i knew that the the doctor was literally gonna go in lidocaine my pussy and fucking chop it off and say go home and heal why am i gonna spend ten thousand dollars to do that when i can just cut this little tiny piece off by myself blood was everywhere by the way oh wow that's rough yeah yeah fuck listen that's why when when you say you can hurt me no you can't i sawed my own pussy lip off that is the fucking clip of the week should we even post that yes that's gonna make a fucking news headlines dude jellyroll's wife saw his pussy lip off

lines dude jellyroll's wife saw his pussy lip off that's all i said god that's all i said listen i share way too much with you guys you guys know more than fucking some of my friends do that was interesting yeah it was a moment in time wow memorable all right is it my turn your turn all right i mean i think that was a story in itself i feel like it was can i count from my last story? Yes. All right, perfect. There we go. Woman saw his pussy lip off in Nashville, Tennessee. I don't even think I told my husband.

Oh, yeah, I told my husband about it. Yeah, he knows. I would hope so. I don't think he believed me. I don't think he believed me. Remember that one time you carried your poop to him? My shitty pants? When you shit your pants?

Yeah, I had to. He wouldn't believe me if I had said it, because he knows how OCD I am. She caught it in her dress? Well, I tried to fart, and a nugget flew out. It was fucked up. I've gone through some shit, man. You guys want to talk about it? Let's talk about it.

A man called the police to test his meth for authenticity. You don't never know what to expect oh lord what is wrong with people yeah a florida man was arrested after he called police and asked them to test his meth at all florida you can always count on him to have a good time uh thomas of spring hill called the sheriff's office on thursday asking for officers to test the meth he had recently purchased he told officers that he he was an experienced drug user this man is a veteran and he meth he had recently purchased. He told officers that he was an experienced drug user. This man is a veteran. And he believed he had been sold bath salts instead of meth. They said he told police he knew what it felt like and that the substance wasn't produced the desired effect.

He wanted police to test the meth so that he wouldn't buy fake meth from the person who sold it to him. Officers tested the substance and in fact wouldn't buy fake meth from the person who sold it to him. Officers tested the substance and in fact found out it was meth. They took him to the hospital for evaluation before they took him to the detention center. He was held on a $9,000 bond and charges of possession of meth and possession of drugs. It wasn't immediately clear whether he retained a lawyer, but he couldn't immediately be reached for comment. People in Florida are dumb like literally the craziest shit comes out of florida man like they are like is there something in the water there like not everybody i love my floridians but damn you guys got some real fucking idiots weird shit happens a weird shit happening. Just real idiots. Like no common common sense is not common out there. Not at all. I couldn't imagine

calling the police. Like that was your first thought. Like man I'm high on meth. That does seem like a meth head thing though. You think about that? Yeah. Listen I've been high on meth and I've never thought to call the cops. Ever. Yeah. I've smoked it. Fucking snorted it. Overdosed on it. Alright guys thank you for

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