Dumb Blonde - Q&A: Aliens & Anxiety

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

As they get ready for a cross-country tour, your favorite throuple of Bunnie, Meme, & Hailee dish out all the answers to your questions. They share answers about alien theories, wild stripper stories, weirdest times to be turned on, and why sometimes living off the grid sounds pretty damn good. Meme's modeling, Hailee's wearing shorts, things are about to get wild! Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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a question. I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO show. We have Meet the D-Fords. We have Popaganda. We have more shows that we're adding. And not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Not only that, we have four tiers that caters to everybody's budget and everybody gets the podcast. There's no more excuses. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up. Stop missing out. We have built a huge community over there, guys. I'm talking about hundreds of thousands of people over there. We even have live chats, live chats that I actually am talking in every single night. Last but not least, we give away gifts every freaking month i'm talking like signed stuff from

jay and i lives you just never know what kind of surprise you're gonna get it's like a crackerjack box i love the community that we've built over there at patreon if you are already a patreon member i freaking love you dude thank you so much you guys are my babies for life my writers if i could i would literally make out with each and every one of you i love you guys are my babies for life my writers if i could i would literally make out with each and every one of you i love you guys so much and that's a lot of kisses actually gotta go back is this thing on bonnie who used to be a former sex worker and now hosts the podcast dumb blonde most little girls grow up wanting to be doctors and lawyers and shit and i was like i want to be super hot make a lot of fucking money and be a rock star's wife that was my goal as a child and here we are what's up guys welcome to another q

and a we got hayley joining us this week or this month so this is our first sit down as a thruple a thruple no we had one wherever you guys were both on the podcast with me didn't we hayley's never been on the podcast other than me and her we're all sitting on the couch in florida yeah that's what i thought a podcast just yeah the thruple thruple sounds so extravagant whenever you say that would you like to be a part of my thruple yeah oh yeah what's up guys how are you we just got done doing a podcast with jay i went on bussing with the boys dude so good such a good podcast doesn't get deep or anything it's very like what you would think that men would listen to yeah just the highlights yeah of stuff that was great yeah it was awesome they're so sweet

i cried like it messed up my eyelashes when he started talking about bailey i don't know how you didn't cry yeah you you're not a crier but i was over there like yeah no that was a lot i couldn't hear bailey was outside of the bus sleeping, yeah. All right, so you guys wrote in like 200 questions. Like, we love you. Almost 300? We love you guys, but we're going to try to answer as many as we can. We're going to try not to duplicate from the last ones, too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a different path with this one. Yeah. Yeah, we're going gonna start out strong with a omen to haley over here uh what is a conspiracy theory that you believe in oh yeah she's such a conspiracy okay a huge one i think i'm just gonna name him uh michael jackson's still alive i think tupac's still alive he's supposed to be coming back to life june 16th is his birthday 17th oh yeah yeah okay how do we feel about the alien drop this week? I kind of think they're covered in Vegas. No, the government coming out and talking about that aliens are real. And they were like, yeah, man, we've got them. I think

they've already been here. And I think it's a cover up for the, the, I feel like there's about to be a blackout with like social media, phones, electricity. I grew up in vegas which if everybody knows anything about vegas area 51 is right outside of vegas so we've grown up knowing that there were aliens i've seen aliens in vegas they love it out there yeah i've seen well okay let me rephrase i've seen a spaceship i haven't seen actual aliens it was black and it looked stealth like dude and i saw it in the middle of the day driving and fucking i could see it and it was like keeping pace and then all of a sudden just just took off dude see here's my theory and all that i don't feel like there's aliens from other planets i do believe in time travel though yeah that this isn't so much like something from a

different universe but more of like something from our future coming back. I think aliens are demon manifestations. I think we're the aliens sometimes. I mean, I would love a pet alien. Paul. Literally. No, Roger. Like Roger from fucking American Dad.

Yeah. Dude, me and him would get along great. If I was a cartoon character i would be roger from fucking american little wigs and shit i just love him no i love it okay next one uh and this one's for all of us what is the most exciting thing about going on tour with jay tear tear we're all really excited tonight will be the intrusive thoughts we're all excited for tour yeah because especially because we have our own bus like bro i'm so excited the other day really got me pumped because the bus was like so clean and pretty and just yeah like a girl bus i walked down and we didn't know it was the

same bus yeah because it looked bigger we were like it looks huge i didn't think it was the same bus on the video no yeah like that's how disgusting my husband is like he literally keeps tour buses yeah oh my god right there's not just a path yeah i can't wait yeah she's gonna get uh bucky's sheets i'm still trying to figure out jason okay can we talk about what jason did for me for tour sure he's making a tiktok out of it but jason made me custom vans with his face on it he said you're not going on tour with a band without me and he has just his face smiling on a pair of pants that's hilarious i'm gonna print out a poster so you can put it in your bunk oh i love that it's hilarious we love that we love work daddy yeah yeah i think i'm

i'm excited one to travel literally we're traveling the whole country yeah we're gonna see a lot of places i mean there's only what 52 states and we're doing 44 yeah like that's a lot yeah can't wait there's 52 there might be 50 is there 50 i'm not sure listen dumb blonde hey siri how many states are there 50 all right you were counting puerto rico i was counting canada and puerto rico yeah i'm kidding oh my god that was funny in puerto rico america though i mean we own it but i think it's its own like it's territory yeah but it's gotcha a bug coming at me what's your favorite song on the new album unlive what's it chapel unlive unlive god that's a hard to choose yeah i like all of them of course i think i might be partial to kill a man and then what's the other one i'm a trailer park tornado

halfway to hell halfway to hell olivia's obsessed with that one too we listen to it all the time i need a favor i know me too i know there's so many good ones yeah i do like unlive like okay who's our favorite guests do you think on this tour who who are you most excited not favorite who's your who are you most excited to go on tour with yeah 36 mafia probably l king because i fucking had a crush on her dad my entire life i was gonna say l king like i think it's gonna be i hope she finds him rob or ashley i fucking see deuce bigelow male gigolo i will freak out bro would that not be fucking hilarious yes that means you would have met david spade and rob schneider oh my god like my comment the other day i was like you know i'm here slide in his fucking dms i'm trying he knows i want him on the podcast i I'm not going to chase him.

I don't chase these hoes. Oh, my God. I chased David. Man. He really looks like somebody's grandmother. That was up there in, like, my bucket list of people to meet. And the fact that he started a conversation with me, I was like, oh. He knows about Dumb Blonde. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. We had a whole conversation about it. Theo Vaughn was there. All three of us just. Oh, that's bunny. Yeah. He was. I mean, him we're talking about. Theo. Being fucking. whole conversation about it yeah theovon was there all three of us oh that's bunny yeah he was i mean him we're talking about yeah being fucking he is fine fine fine that boy is hot he's not he doesn't look good on camera and he doesn't look good in pictures but when you see him in person he's

striking like he reminds me of like this generation's kurt rus. Who's that? Okay. Yeah. Do you not know anyone? I don't know Kurt Russell. Bitch, Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn? They're like the most fucking iconic couple ever. Sorry. Yeah. I want to be like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn with Jay. Like, we just fucking do life together.

I love it. Yeah. Okay, what's the most inconvenient place you've ever been turned on? I mean, is it an inconvenience when you're turned on i consider those happy moments so it's never an inconvenience for me i've twiddled my twacker and tanning beds i've had so i've had i love i'm a voyeur so i love having sex outside oh you are a public sex relations type person i don't know maybe in front of my family oh who were you turned on by what the hell what the fuck was that all righty then no like if i'm like texting someone

like dirty texting someone yeah but just knowing that i'm in the room with my family i'd be like yeah it's an inconvenience my pussy would be like a dried prune man y'all didn't have littles but i got locked in on one time while me and jason were boning by olivia oh no yeah we're like we're just folding laundry with each other yeah he was just helping me from behind i was joking. He's giving me the Heimlich with his dick, Liv. While we're naked.

Oh, God. Yes, I fold laundry naked. Kids know, though. I walked in on my parents, and you just know that they're having sex. Yeah. Oh, there's no way not to tell. That's literally going to be burned in her brain for the rest of her life.

I'm sorry, Olivia. If you're watching this later on in life. Yeah. Moon's over my hammy. Those are my favorite at denny's i was just picturing your ass bit over moons over my hammy it's a it's a sandwich at denny's moons over who just quotes a sandwich me who just quotes a sandwich me i was all like a picture it's just like a can we just wait let's talk about no yeah oh you already know

can we just talk about how much mimi has grown since she's been in this crew and she is now modeling she is now modeling bathing suits on tiktok looking so good blake said oh we all saw he said we all saw your ass scott d for sitting there bug was Ford was sitting there. Bug was sitting there. Can we also compliment Haley? Yeah. On how much her growth. She's wearing shorts right now. I know. I know.

She's wearing shorts and she's talking on the damn microphone. You know a lot. She wouldn't even let us put her on camera. I'm making you ready with me now. Like I'm talking into a camera. I know. I'm so proud of the original content. Remember how nervous I was for a voiceover?

Yeah. And now we all do them. What's up, bitches? We for a voiceover yeah and now we all do what's up bitches we let her do them first and now we're like oh okay hey even jelly yeah everybody's doing them now i know his voice i'm like can i ever have anything that you don't try to fucking steal literally god like it's one thing for us because we're all girls you know but when your husband literally is riding your fucking coattails, like get the fuck off my coattails, jelly roll. Just keep that a clip. When was the last time you needed to go to a doctor, but you pushed it off, made the excuse of I'm too busy.

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weekend um and so i stopped microdosing i started macro dosing so instead of taking little bits over a period of time like a microdose should be like if you were to like peel off your fingernail like that much is a microdose and if you're like me half of that bro she literally took like like you know like a fuzz but i would feel it yeah and uh so you're supposed to take those every third day because it takes three days for your body to process it well my body apparently doesn't i went into a really deep depression stop doing it same thing happened to me yeah you and our bodies just process shit yeah i went into a depression too and i can't afford to be there if you go into a depression they said to try to macro dose which means you take a larger amount less often so that's what i'm trying now tell them about how your fucking face was

melting i did feel like my face was melting off which is like how does that that would trigger my anxiety no it felt really good i just and i remember started i started to giggle really really hard and i couldn't stop everything was making me laugh but then like the other night i took how long did that last um it was really late at night when i took it so i went to bed how can you go to bed when you're shrooming bitch you're so good but i took this edible the other day and i didn't know how much like to take of it so i just took the whole thing and it felt like like a normal person would be like i didn't know how much to take so i took a nibble this bitch is like i ate the whole thing oh my gosh i don't know how much to take, so I took a nibble. This bitch is like, I ate the whole thing. Oh, my gosh. I don't know where it came from either.

But I felt like I was. Even worse. I felt like I was floating and heavy at the same exact time. I don't like that. Who wants to feel like that? It was a good time. No. At least I felt something.

God, I feel you. See, that's why I drink. Yeah. I need a pint. I know my dosage in drinking. I find i know my dosage in drinking i don't know my dosage in weed my new thing is i get tipsy off magnesium fun time hey the the melatonin gummies from target they get me going slosh get your motor running yeah two of those bitches i'm that's what jay takes every night jay and bailey bailey is a fucking

tank dude she'll take like four or five and she's just like chilling she's a nut no she's a nut she's got that body processing thing too it's hard you know what i bet you she's hard to put under anesthesia yes very same with me she likes to party i was like that one time they put me under anesthesia at the dentist i ended up puking all over him. Bad time. I took them all Starbucks gift cards. You know what I learned the other day that I wanted to tell you? You can get sepsis from an ear infection.

Oh, shit. And it made me think of you because before you got sepsis was when you blew your eardrum out on the plane. Wow. Crazy, right? Yeah. That's wild. Ever since I've had sepsis i feel like my body's never been the same oh i'm sure that's that's a blood fucking poisoning that was wild i'm sure it's gonna take a long time for it they said it could take up to a year to heal from yeah

oh for sure yeah it's crazy yeah so i have yet to put i have never and i probably will never like i'm pretty adamant about this not when i say i'm not going to drink again and i drink the next weekend i'm pretty adamant i'll never put something into my lungs ever again yeah because like they found the nodules on my lungs and like after that happened i just that's so fucking i mean why why smoke and jeopardize your fucking you know your lungs when you can just eat edibles exactly that's why i was like if i'm gonna do anything i would do it in that way you like body highs you don't like head highs anyways i love head highs but they have to be a certain head high it can't turn on me because like one time i got real high and i mourned my own death

i know off weed but i had been microdosing oh okay like i did them too close together okay and yeah and then so i panicked i started texting jason i was like i was on my phone i was like help me help me and he comes and he just takes a pop tart and just throws it at me did the pop tart bring you out of it yeah okay yeah anytime you eat the pop tart of course as fast as i could so if you ever want to not be high if you're too high you need to eat because that's the one thing that will metabolize it through your body quicker unless you eat an edible and don't eat edible yeah and then you it's fucking processes more in your body yeah you can't really get out of that yeah smoking you eat yeah bring yourself down absolutely what is your ideal

vacation destination anywhere with a beach or anywhere with like mountains yeah just to get the fuck out of nashville like anywhere i don want to go to, like, Bali or Thailand. I do, too, but the flight times just sound so treacherous, dude. Or, like, Greece. Like, I can go if it's, like, a lay down. I have a lay down bed and can, like, have my own area. Then, cool, I'll fly. But if I have to sit, like, three to a row for 18 hours, fuck no.

I couldn't. I wouldn't. I'd go crazy. Yeah. There's no way. Yeah. yeah like how was punta cana for you guys that flight wasn't bad it was only where did you guys have a layover north carolina or south carolina charlotte yeah and then it was only like 30 minutes from charlotte nice yeah no that's not bad i when i went to punta cana my layover was in miami so i feel like i went like

up came down and then like up and then just there i was it felt so quick favorite food and most hated food i hate tomatoes you hate the texture of tomatoes yeah i feel like i'm like one of those people that has like a food obsession and once i don't want to eat anymore i'll never touch it again right so i can't really have like a favorite of something other than like avocados I do love avocados you gotta put them on yeah I don't since I'm on this fucking strict ass diet yeah let's talk about this diet what do you eat in a day right now so you guys know that I was having health problems if you guys follow tiktok or instagram or anything like that you guys have heard me talk about how I thought my blood pressure was high and I was having these episodes and I went to a heart doctor, had to wear a heart monitor. Like

I have done everything since January. This has been a six months fucking journey. I finally got answers last week that I have high cortisol levels, which is from stress and anxiety, which is what every doctor has told me. And I didn't believe them. Um, so what i did was i had such a bad episode one time that my hands were turning blue and mimi was with me that was scary my blood pressure was through the roof well i thought my blood pressure was through the roof and then we went to an emergency place and they didn't even care they didn't even bat an eyelash they were like they're like it's high but it's not like high yeah and i was like i feel like i'm dying my fingertips are turning blue you know but the weird thing was is that i could take benadryl

and drink like eat something and drink a bunch of water and my blood pressure would come down my heart rate would come down and that explains the high cortisol you know we thought it was your sugar yeah then we thought it was my blood sugar so i started testing my blood sugar and there was one a couple days where my blood sugar was like in the 200 thought it was my blood sugar. So I started testing my blood sugar and there was one, a couple of days where my blood sugar was like in the two hundreds. It was wild. High cortisol causes high blood sugar. So like once the cortisol goes up, you're fucked, you know? So it's like, I've literally been in fight, fight or flight my entire life. Ever since I was a kid, I lived in a very uncomfortable home where I always had to walk on eggshells. There was tons of screaming. So, you know, I've always

just lived in fight or flight and now it's finally catching up to me. So if any of you live in constant fight or flight, please know that once you hit my age, which is 43 years old, you will start having health problems. You've got to start taking care of it. You have to start doing the work, the inside work in order for you to heal. So, you know, meditation has been really helping and stuff like that. But as far as food goes, that's my favorite food. I could eat seafood all day long, cold seafood, not warm seafood, like shrimp, like ceviche, like stuff like that. Yeah. Lobster. Love that. Um, not heavy seafoods, but like light and fluffy. And then the worst food that i hate would probably be like super greasy like just anything that's yeah she doesn't like hot foods either yeah i'm worried

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mom has it somewhere and you can watch the preacher get a boner when she's going up on like to get married the fake one yeah and they're on the boat it literally his penis pop Walt Disney's signature spells out 666 you know he froze his body a lot of people think he's coming back to life too god nobody wants him yeah old ass i would love to see one of these people come back to life it's not happening what what's his name that was the news reporter he always swore he was getting frozen who was the news reporter that wore the over the the fucking i'm not sure larry king he swears he got cairo frozen shit yeah because he wants to come back why would you want

to come back here yeah i hope it's something better there's something way better on the other side what's the wildest request you ever got when stripping stripping or escorting or call girl either one okay stripping i mean guys like to be kicked in their balls things like that you can only do so much in a club yeah out of the requests in a club had you ever done any of them because i remember you told a story one time where like one of your first things the guy wanted you to like step on his balls yeah right had you ever done anything wild like that in a strip club no i never really had to i just always made you know bank to be doing their old fucking heave ho yeah um this one time i went on a call i've told this story before but i went on a call and um I walk we it's me and my friend Gia

I don't know if you got to meet Gia in Vegas she's like one of my best friends I think maybe so me and my girl Gia go on this call we walk in it's some weird dude you can already tell he's like coked out and I'm just like oh god so he takes us into this room in his living room and he has child porn on the tv I instantly threw my hand up and I was like, bro, turn that the fuck off right now. I'm going to fucking walk out of here. Like we got into like a really big argument. He's like, what's wrong? What's wrong? And I'm like, turn that the fuck off. So in my mind, as soon as that happened, I was like, you know what? I'm going to rob this dude. He deserves to be robbed. I was robbing people left and right anyways, but especially

if you were cheating on your wife. So that was my way of making myself feel better yeah um so he he turned the child porn off he leads us into this room and it's a medical hospital room it has a hospital bed in it it has a fucking like you know one of those things that looks like it's going to go in your arm the saline bag or whatever but at the end of the saline bag was an enema he had cocaine in the saline bag and he's like i want you guys to give me a cocaine enema and i was like okay cool yeah we could do that so i was like lay on the bed get naked lay on the bed but you know of course as a hooker you always collect your money up front so i had already gotten me and my girl like two grand i think and i think it was like two grand each i was just gonna get whatever i

could out of them i didn't really care you know and fucking pocketed the money made him strip down get completely naked and i looked at gian i said on the count of three we're out of here and she was like are you sure and i was like bitch we're going fucking made him lay down on the bed naked made him lay down on the bed and spread his cheeks like we were gonna do it and i was like let's go we fucking booked it dude and this dude got up and started chasing after us yeah we fucking got to the car jumped in the car slammed that motherfucker in reverse and left dude oh my god and i still don't feel bad about it other than that there's like dudes that like to be you know they want to call you mommy or okay that's always weirding me out about porn sites is how much it's like the step bro the fucking step mom like why are you that's a fantasy yeah

yeah that's gross what's your type of lady wise my type i like like butch lesbians that look feminine like rosie what's her name rosie o'donnell no no ruby rose oh ruby rose what i named the g-wagon after ruby rose or like i'm pretty sure ruby rose turned us all gay at one point and orange is the new black what's your type i don't know my type's everywhere no you have a very do i yeah those two are the same oh girl wise never mind sorry i'm thinking about it it could be like straight up like stud yeah like super hot yeah india love india love i don't know who that is she's fine yeah i feel like my type is literally like me i like like plus size girls i don't like skinny girls at all yeah i don't find any skinny girls like attractive i like plus size tattooed like

alternative girls yeah you do you have any family traditions if so which is your favorite uh yeah thanksgiving thanksgiving yeah every year it's gotten so big now that we have to rent a place out this year but we had karaoke last year and like we have zo come and cook and it's just like a good time where the family just everybody hangs they drink they party everybody just loves each other you know awesome yeah because you guys don't do any of the other holidays we do no other holidays but thanksgiving thanksgiving is where it's at for sure and like literally this last year it was like shoulder to shoulder in there there was so many people yeah it was dude the fucking dj text me and was like hey i'm gonna be there this year i'm like it's motherfucking may homie you're definitely gonna be there but you know text me in november yeah let me let me know text me november

first yeah and we'll plan it yeah that's funny yeah i uh jojo holidays holidays are like it for me i love christmas christmas is my jam i love christmas music i love christmas trees i just love that time of year winter holiday for me is like it's where it's at like halloween has to yeah jason has to big starting from halloween to beginning of january yeah is my jam i that's my happy time a happy place i get to transition from my halloween decor into my christmas decor and i go all out with my christmas trees yeah you do too yeah we do a christmas tree war yeah yeah it's amazing jay always thinks he wins every year you're so smart and educated did you go on to take any schooling or have you learned most of what you know from life experiences on the streets

i went to beauty school and then i also got two years towards my bachelor in interior design. But I'm so bad at math that I just could not figure out fucking the measurements and fractions and fucking all that shit. I can't. I can't do it. But like as far as like literary type of school, no, I've always just never been a school person me either i can't do it i can't i really have a hard time learning yes absolutely same i'm a hands-on learner like i need to try skilled trade yeah i'm super like let me teach myself right that said thing everything that i've learned within this industry too was all self-taught like and our entire brand is

self-taught literally you guys i no one i don't think we've ever really talked about the fact that like we just lost a videographer one day and had no editing experience whatsoever i had just had cash and i learned how to use premiere pro from youtube holding a newborn child yeah and then pass that on to my husband who is now, you know, can run media. Like no one's fucking business. It's amazing.

I had to teach myself editing too. Whenever I first started doing the YouTube stuff, I didn't have money to pay a fucking editor. So literally my first fucking video took me nine hours to fucking edit. I remember, but I was so proud of myself. Even Jay was like, holy shit,

bitch, you really did teach yourself how to do this. Yeah. And that's you just have to do it yeah versus if you sit me down you're like you're gonna learn this no the fuck I'm not yeah if you tell me I have to pay attention to something I'm not doing it absolutely yeah I don't know why I go yeah same I'm the same exact way yeah and all I had was I went to hair school did that for fucking 10 11 years and now we do this yeah i got my nail license and then i didn't finish uh beauty school i'm a beauty school dropout because my sugar daddy at the time that was funding it would stress me out all the fucking time and fight with me like

he was crazy dude how old were you when you went to beauty school well i went to three different schools i got kicked out of one damn hayley's dropping them just fucking taking a dump up there um it took me a course of like two years in beauty school yeah yeah yeah i was like i had gone every single day almost missed no hours then i was in a car accident the last month of mine and i had to wait until the next year we had to heal from it and had surgery and stuff and then i only had to go back for three weeks and i graduated so i had pretty much done it in almost the full 10 month program but that last one no i fucking like to take the long route yeah i got kicked out of one school for threatening to beat some girl up no shit she got in my face and was talking shit to

me and all i said to her was like bitch sit down or i'm gonna beat you the fuck up and i said it just like that very calm and everything but she was freaking out right i'm the one that got fucking kicked out of school shut up swear to god rude and i was so mad at grace because we were going to school together and she's like well i'm gonna stay here and i'm gonna finish school i'm like oh fuck yourself bitch i got kicked out you're supposed to come with me take my side yeah what things do you and jelly do for your anniversary when is your anniversary god we never know we got married at like such a weird time and on such a weird day it's august 31st they gave me the option they were like do you want august 31st or do you want september 1st and i was like i don't want a wedding in september my

dad's birthday is september 4th i was like i don don't want that. I was like, so August 31st, what was the other question? How do you celebrate it? Oh, how do we celebrate it? I mean, it just depends on where we're at. We've been so busy that we are not that couple who's like, Oh my God, it's our anniversary. We have to spend the day together. Like we enjoy every moment with like, I'm going on an entire tour with my husband when our anniversary comes. I'm not even like, I't care you guys also do special things throughout the year you guys don't need to date yeah that's how me and Jason are it's like it's our anniversary but we've loved each other all yeah the year why you know like you guys get each other presents yeah if Jason wants something Jason gets it yeah um so it's kind of like you

know with you guys it's like hey I you know here's a present just cause. Yeah. I've never really liked our anniversary anyways, just for different reasons. So I, I can't wait till we actually get to like pick a wedding date and have like do the renewal, which we're thinking about doing it in Vegas on the D Fords. I hope so. I literally, Chris is sending me wedding dresses as we are sitting here. Yeah. What's your favorite movie? Probably True Romance with Christian Slater and Rosanna Arquette. as we are sitting here yeah what's your favorite movie probably true romance with um christian

slater and rosanna arquette that's either joe dirt or stepbrothers yeah definitely definitely your personality yeah those are it joe dirt i swear i love joe dirt so much i'm pretty sure like i birthed one yeah cash is so literally okay no he's hilarious yeah so meeting david spade that day was like i met my joe dirtay yeah exactly i love joe dirt what's your favorite high school memory oh god favorite high school memory there's so many of them because i never went to school i mean probably the ditch parties we used to fucking go to ditch parties all the time dude like we ruled ditch parties i would leave school all the time i had a gold pt cruiser and we would pile it full of people and just leave yeah all the time

like i was such a troubled kid dude me too i look at bailey and like she's such a good kid compared to what i was doing yeah mine started i started getting in more trouble as i got bored i feel like and then i had a boyfriend who didn't go to the school so that was even more reasons to leave I started getting in more trouble as I got bored, I feel like. And then I had a boyfriend who didn't go to the school. So that was even more reasons to leave. Yeah. All that bullshit. Yeah.

So I just couldn't, you couldn't keep me there because it was boring to me. I didn't want to be, I didn't get along with anyone in the school really. Yeah. I had a couple of little best friends and, you know. I had a whole crew of girls that i hung out with and we called ourselves btc bitches that corrupt and then there was like these other girls that were fucking cheerleaders and they were like the prissy girls and they wanted to have their own click name so their name their name was like i forget what it was it was something so stupid but we were like the outlaws of the school and they were like the preppies and like

we literally just we ran shit dude it was crazy i never got along with like too many of the preppy people me either yeah ever um mine were mainly like the stoners and the druggies love you yeah me too mine weren't the stoners and the druggies i had one cheerleader tasha was a cheerleader but um other than that like it was i played sports she tasha was a cheerleader which was my best friend and then we had crystal we had my girl lisa we had my girl nicole and my girl i think that was all of us i don't know i have to pull out pictures and we just you know we kicked it it was just who we were and my senior year i had a boyfriend who was like already graduated and he lived in another town so that made me not want to go even more yeah at that point so i ended up graduating early like i left

december of my senior year and just graduated and went on to beauty school and never high school was never my thing yeah i do get why people say later on like oh you'll miss high school yeah and it's more because it was like forced interaction with friends and then you become adults and it's like you don't get that forced interaction anymore i never went to one school dance really never did prom never did anything i definitely did prom i went back because it was already after i graduated i went back with my boyfriend at the time but we stayed maybe 15 minutes and then drove to santa cruz went on the beach for the night and just like had a little bonfire and shit yeah you got railed out on prom night um so

maybe your cheeks are blushing sorry babe uh what's your favorite perfume anna sui sui dreams but they fucking discontinued it everything i love gets fucking discontinued awful it's crazy it doesn't matter it could be a fucking salad dressing i could be in love with it and they'll fucking discontinue it so awful it's literally my luck pisses me off but actually if you guys can get bottles of it tell me but um it smells so good i don't think i've ever smelled it oh god i could wear it like body spray i wear um baccarat that you got me it's my favorite that or the valentino from alta is really good and that ariana grande is really good too doesn't hayley wear the

ariana grande i don't know if she does i know she wears the valentino that we both it's in the little red bottle i don't know about that one kind of touched on this what celebrity has ever made you fangirl but you don't really fangirl of course but like mine was definitely Garth Brooks and yeah David Spade those were mine who who have you met that you kind of like that's cool you know oh and tech nine meeting tech nine was really cool those were my. I grew up in Vegas. So meeting stars to me is not impressive. Even when you were in Vegas, though, was there ever someone you met that you're like, wait, that was actually cool?

Anna Nicole. There you go. That was yours. Anna Nicole. Yeah. That's the only fangirl moment I've probably ever had. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

It was just like a cool moment. Me and Jason talked about that. Like, I've never been a person that's like, oh, my God, it's a celebrity. But in my bucket list, I've actually knocked a lot of people off my bucket list. Yeah, I've met Pam Anderson. I've met Anna Nicole. I would love to get Dolly on the podcast and ask her if she's ever battled with mental illness. Because she never seems like the type who would ever show that side.

She's very put together. Do you enjoy being on tour and away from home in daily life for extended periods of time? How do you balance that no i don't i am a very redundant and timed out organized person so even on tour i'm going to have a schedule and i'm going to cook every meal and i'm going to do exactly what i do at home um but no i love being at home i love having a routine i love i'm just weird that's another reason why i think i'm autistic because if you if i stray off of the schedule if like earlier when jay hit me with that you got to be there in 30 minutes that almost derailed me it makes me angry yeah because i have to like

i've already planned everything out yeah down to a fucking plan yeah i hate last minute changes in literally anything even i'm not even joking this is so silly but like if we're pulling into a parking lot and i already have the idea of where i'm gonna pull yeah and jason's like no go ahead and pull around the back it takes me a second yeah i now have to rewire pulling to the back and like i get quiet yeah i'm just processing it's not that i'm mad ever like and people do mistake that to me often they're like you're so pissed at this and this and i'm like no yeah it's not that i'm pissed ever. Like, and people do mistake that to me often. They're like, you're so pissed at this and this. And I'm like, no, it's not that I'm pissed.

I literally need to rewire what just happened. I used to get mad when Jay and I first got together. It would like ruin my life if fucking the plan derailed. And I had to get over that because my husband is the complete fucking opposite. When they say fly by the fly by the seat of your pants, that's my husband. And, you know, after being with him for seven years thank god i finally i'm just like okay cool you know whatever okay that's you know we have we literally have our calendars merged together and if i want to know anything i just

look at there because he just can't keep up with his schedule but yeah no for the first year or two it was like so bad i couldn't fucking i just couldn't do it i have a 14 year old daughter dealing with the worst bullying have you dealt with that with bailey yeah bailey has been bullied since probably like fourth grade bullying is so bad these days man i hear about these kids that are like offing themselves like 12 years old the other day you know like god like how bad do you have to hurt somebody's feelings that they don't want to be here anymore kids are fucking mean yeah well the advice i gave bailey was if they keep bullying you punch them straight in the fucking face yeah you know like

because she was getting picked on hard and i was like don't let these little girls push you if they push you punch them in their fucking face i remember you telling her that when you're in la yeah she was like she was like, I can't do that. You know? And I'm like, no, do it because it sucks, but it's like survival of the fittest. And I don't condone fighting, but I do condone standing up for yourself. Yeah. And if it's physical bullying, then yeah, have them punch him in the fucking face.

But I'm going to get in so much trouble for that. But it's just how I feel. But if it's like emotional and psychological bullying. I almost feel like get in so much trouble for that, but it's just how I feel. But if it's like emotional and psychological bullying, I almost feel like that's worse. Yeah. That is so hard because it's like, you know, you want your kid to feel whole and you want your kid to know that that they're worth, you know, being loved and that they're not what these people are saying they are. And I think all you can do is just always make sure that that door is open so that they can come and vent to you because once they lose being able to vent to you it's a whole fucking yeah shit show from there i'm going through it in kindergarten with olivia

because of her beliefs on lgbtq and stuff and like she didn't she which also i guess kind of faults on me a little bit of not explaining to my child that there are going to be other people who don't have the same point of view as her so she didn't know that like there are literally people that are there that do not believe in women with women and men with men no no i'm going through it right now with bailey and her church yeah and that's exactly what ended up happening was she she in casual conversation being the innocent little six-year-old that she is said something about marrying a woman and these kids just dragged her for days and the school really didn't do

anything about it it was pretty awful um and i it was really upsetting because i'm like man and then we had to go through the like hey there's going to be other points of views and just respect other people's points of views you don't have to bully them back for it but like you need to know that like you're going to be loved for your point of views one day and that's all yeah it's really sad it just kids are fucking mean yeah makes you want to punch a six-year-old yeah i'll punch their parent right i was waiting like yeah the one who hit her for the first time i was like i will wait for her fucking father in the parking lot i feel like bullies raise bullies yes i'm like you learned that somewhere i got beat up all the time when i was a kid and i fucking beat up everybody yeah you know bullies raise bullies yeah what does the future look like

for you god it's exhausting thinking about it now i kind of like i live in the past i i romanticize the past more now oh yeah switched it's weird is a very future driven which is great right and now you've healed from that now you've fallen into the past yeah now i have anxiety about what if um when you are accomplishing everything you get to a point where you're like would i be happy if i just like lived in an apartment somewhere and nobody knew who i was and you know like absolutely yeah good i'm glad i'm not the only one no i do that all the time. Like, and it gets me like, I have to humble myself sometimes. I'm like, man, it wouldn't hurt just to literally live off the grid. Yeah. Like, or go have a nine to five. Yeah. I'm not

a forefront type of person. I never have been. I love being behind the scenes. I love, I don't like being the face of a brand, you know, like it's not my thing. I know. I literally said the other day, I was like, can we do something you really want to do next time? Yeah. I like, I, it's not my thing. And, um, you know, sometimes it's really hard. Like today I was not mentally feeling well, well, and I had to go put on a face and go do a podcast today with my husband. And there's, and I'm so glad I did because now I feel so much better you know breathe through it you had some anxiety yeah but you breathed through it yeah that's a new thing yeah but I am grateful for whatever happens in the future now because everything we've ever asked for

has happened already be so careful with your manifestation yeah so it's like saying some stuff and they're just like happening yeah and it's like I just don't even know what more I could possibly want you know like the lord and the universe has given me and my family and my friends everything that we could possibly want right now you know wild yeah yeah we're so fortunate this has been a crazy ride yeah it's been really fucking wild i just ordered my first fucking louis vuitton i'm like who am i bitch bro i saw you i saw that i was like that's fucking fire i'm like who am i oh my god call me vivian i feel i really feel like i'm pretty woman too like it's crazy and it is it's fun to watch you two uh like go through this

because like i don't think a lot of people especially the newer crowd doesn't know like where we started yeah you know like i'm not new to this we've been working together five yeah but i didn't start working with you right in dumb blonde gotcha till the next year yeah because we were doing photo shoots and we were like remember jay's mom bro we need to make that a tiktok clip me modeling and her going to the kid the fucking refrigerator to get down there off the youtube yes i'm pretty sure i have like yeah i'm we're gonna do that yeah like there's so many gems we have from the beginning that people don't know yeah at all they're on your youtube deep down in the youtube we need to start posting those on tiktok those

would be hilarious they're like we did a photo she was like one of our first photos she's together she goes hey i'm gonna have this photographer come over to my house can you come do my hair and i was like yeah for sure and so it was like my first like on set with you yeah and sure as shit donna d ford in her muumuu with her homie come rolling out yeah and she like didn't even bat an eye and she's like pretty much almost naked on the dining room table yeah she got her back arch and she's like hey mama and she just comes shuffling out in her muumuu and grabs the food and walked back got a diet coke and left didn't even care donna is the most unbothered human being no no fucks given yeah she is literally hilarious bro what's the matter you did this last time yeah you did hey there's nobody here nobody's here don't What are you in a kerfuffle about?

Sometimes I think he sees Jesus. You all right? It's just me. You were just sleeping. We okay. You good, mama. It is, buddy. We good.

Absolutely. Maybe the air came on. Maybe. Maybe that's what triggered him. God, my breath smells like ranch. We just had California pizza. That was really delicious. First time I've eaten out in a month and a half.

We'll see how I feel tonight. How are you doing? I'm all right now, but it's always at 3 o'clock in the morning when I find out how I feel. Of course, all levels start fucking shooting up. It's crazy. I mean, have you gotten a plan of what to do to bring it down, or is it just the water you have to do? I'm taking the magnesium. And that will start helping?

That starts to help. Do you take it when you feel the attack coming on, are you just pre-taking i pre-take it as a preventative yeah cool yeah well i did order some of that i got some of that the relax max no i just took like they're just magnesium yeah vitamins uh and i'm taking my berberine too which i've really loved good i noticed the difference too because it suppresses appetite. And like I didn't take it during the rumble. And I ate during the rumble, which I hadn't been doing. So then like when I got home, I was like, oh my God. It's like your vacation though.

Bro, it really is. Yeah. Twice a year. And I literally shut off the world, you guys. I'm not even joking. I don't go really on social media much. I don't even, I put my phones away for hours at a time. But I'll be like, damn, where's my phone? I don't talk to her for like three days. And I try so hard to leave her alone, but then

there's like every now and then I'm like, I have to tell her something because I don't want to forget it. Yeah. Yeah. No. And those are just the two times of the year that I wished that for you too. Like that you could find something that you could just put your phones away and just like, literally not think of the world because it's like,'s almost euphoric yeah because it's we live in this online world like you and i especially versus like them they go to nine to fives and then you know they go home at night we don't yeah our our jobs don't stop 24 7 24 the minute we wake up no one realizes that either we don't clock in and clock out uh maybe one day in our careers we might clock in and clock out there's no off days no not at all we work every day of the year um and so for us that's very important to have those times yeah i think family vacation i i disconnect yeah you do yeah yeah you

do i try to yeah most definitely yeah you guys didn't do one last year did you i don't remember i don't think so i feel like last year you didn't you did the year before you guys went to the beach yeah we always go to the beach or something like that i don't know i feel like you guys haven't really done the big vacation in a couple years yeah this will be this one coming up will be your guys's like time to just shut off your minds yep just do your thing love it yeah love it yay well thank you guys for listening to another q a love you guys