Dumb Blonde - Reading Mean Things People Say About Us

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

Welcome to the group chat. This week, Bunnie, Meme & Hailee dive into the CRAZIEST things people have said to them online. The ruthless, the toothless, the mean, and the (occasionally) hilarious all make an appearance. Illuminati conspiracies, moldy muffins, and rumors Bunnie might've started herself are all on the table.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY Is this thing on? What's up you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. It's us. It's the coven. The coven has arrived, baby.

Is that what we should name all of our episodes? The coven? Yeah. Maybe. I kinda, yeah, maybe. We need a name for it. I feel like Golden Girls is copyrighted. Yeah.

You guys know what? Wanna know something that I've been watching? What? Amish witches. You texted that the other night. I wanted an explanation. Yeah. Where when how so it's on Hulu and it's a documentary and what they do is they follow these three chicks who are Amish and they are like they're into some heavy shit. I'm

talking like doing seances like sucking negative energy out of people, blessing babies, getting them to like not have like healing people. One of them's grandma was like high up in the witchcraft and like it was passed down to her and she was the sweetest. She had the sweetest soul. Um, and she like really just believed in healing. Then there was a second girl who I don't really know what she kind of did. I think she was kind of like just meddling.

And then there was like trying to figure out if that's what she wanted to do. And then there's this third girl who comes in and she's like evil. She wants to fucking like hex everybody and is like, you know, like just evil energy. And they travel with them and you know, cause this is like legit.

Oh, it's real. Happening. Real life. It's not made up. So they sit in on a bunch of like spells and like all the stuff that they do. Well, something happened where they stopped. And I'm not, I don't want to tell you guys cause I want you to watch the documentary.

Something happens to where they stop recording with them for three years. And then finally they're allowed three back three years later. And when they go back, the one who I said was the cute one who I who I liked and was sweet excommunicated Amish does not practice witchcraft anymore looks so good looks beautiful like before when she was like healing people she looked so like sucked up and like like she didn't feel good and she like changed her hair color and just like had so much life back in her. Yeah. She was saying that Jesus Christ, she did. She was saying that she felt sick all the time and that like, you know, doing that

or some shit, but yep, put so much, um, bad energy into her life. And then the second girl, same with her, the one who was like meddling, I didn't really know what she was doing there. Um, she changed over to, and then the third one was trying to get out of it. But like during the last interview, she's like talking about how powerful she is still and how she's trying to control her magic.

Like it's crazy. You guys gotta watch it. I'm watching it. On Hulu? Yeah, on Hulu. Yeah. Calm down. Amish witches.

Can't wait. What have you guys been, what else have you guys been watching? Oh, I started watching tell me lot Tell me lies. What is that? I don't know if it's a steamy. It's kind of steamy I'm only on like episode 3. I like it steamboat. You would like it. It's kind of steamy And then I also watch school spirits. I don't know if you watch that fire It was on Netflix, but the full thing is on Hulu. It's basically about this girl that died.

And when you die, like your body, your body, I guess, your soul stays where you died. So like they're in a school. So then she all of a sudden is seeing other people that had died in the school, but they'll be from like the 60s or the 70s. So they're like dressed how they died the day they died. And they're all from like different eras and stuff.

And they're all still like trapped in the school and like, you can't leave the school grounds basically. Yeah, it's a really cool thing. I would hate to be like, that's terrible. Yeah, and you're just like in that you're stuck until you finally cross over. You have to like do something to realize How you can cross over and stuff, but it gets like it gets good. I feel like you would like it

It's like groundhog. I can't tell if I tell so they're stuck in it. They're stuck in purgatory Yeah, wow. Yeah, and I want her huh hell on earth is what they call it. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy I'm maybe I'll look into it. What about you memes? I watched the Lorax the other day. Oh, okay. All right. Okay, mom Yeah, but I did introduce my kids to King of the Hill last night. Oh Get them watching Family Guy Roger if I could be a frickin cartoon character. I am Roger from American dad. Yeah get them watching American Dad, I mean, not Family Guy. They put like literally episode, season one, episode one, King of the Hill on,

I think it's Netflix or it's Disney, one of the two, I think it's Disney, and I saw it and I like turned it on, and my kids were so, it was really funny. They were like all over the place last night and we're just trying to get them to chill out. Tell me why both my kids chilled the hell out to some King of the hell. I mean, just kick back.

Try it. She's like shirtless. Just try American dad, please. Yeah. Have you ever watched American? Dad, have you ever watched American? Dad? Yeah, I've seen every episode.

Am I not Roger? Yes. A thousand percent. The little wigs that he could literally every character. Like if I could just be, just be like how he is. Yes. Oh bro. Totally. Oh, a family guy.

I'm a very adult cartoon person. That's like my thing. Yeah. And so the American dad, the family guy, all of that. Yeah. That's where it's at. Simpsons? Oh yeah.

I never thought of Simpsons. I did. Jay loves the Simpsons. Love the Simpsons. That's all he used to watch when we first got together. I'd be like, bro, that and Family Guy. Yeah. I can't watch Family Guy anymore.

I don't love it either. Like I like it. No, no, I can't watch it for personal reasons. I did love like Futurama. You guys remember Futurama? Oh yeah, Rick and Morty. I didn't watch Futurama. Futurama, Rick and Morty also.

Like, oh, I love Rick and Morty. I love Bob's Burgers. I do love Bob's Burgers. I love Bob's Burgers. Such a good one. Oh, Vivian loves it. She swears she's Louise. So funny. I do love Bob's Burgers. Such a good one. Olivia loves it. She swears she's Louise. I can see it. She's like, I identify as Louise.

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but the funny ones are the mean comments. Oh, insane. And it mostly comes from Facebook. I mean, I get it all over the place. I mean, yeah, it's all over, but I don't really get a lot on Instagram. Occasionally Instagram. Yeah.

I say Instagram. Yeah, Instagram's so nice. Unless a real goes I was like that's really what I was gonna say if a real pops off by the hate comments. Yeah Yeah, I feel like Instagram is like a pretty pink bubble like it's that's it's a niche like if you have followers They are specifically there for you and they appreciate what you post. Yeah Wild West Facebook and tik-tok Outlaws, they're all fucking outlaws.

These motherfuckers. Crazy. Alright, so maybe we'll read one at a time. Yes. You guys want to kick it off? Yeah, are we explaining what they're commenting under or just reading the comments? I'll try to remember, but yeah. Okay, I have one pulled up.

So this was, had 1.1 million views with Bunny. It's this one. Oh God. Oh Jesus. one. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Beautiful and clear using the roach pussy. Oh, the roach pussy. Roach pussy. Oh, I don't hear a different. OK, clearly a voice over, right? So we're not saying that. Whatever. It's funny. OK.

Hold on. We got it's called lots of Botox and other shit with 20 pounds of makeup with the filter. No filter by the way. So that's a compliment. Yeah, that's someone's go-to is like, oh, it's a filter. So much make-up. Yeah, don't care.

Someone said not funny talk like ladies. I said it's a voiceover. So technically we didn't say it. I always get that one. Lord. These are Facebook, right? Yeah. Yeah, I knew it. A little bit down. We got focus on your sin care.

What's Jesus say about vulgarity, vanity and profanity? I said Jesus says not to judge others, Jin. I don't even respond back to these people. It makes the well, I get in trouble all the time. I feel like people can insult you, but the minute you reply back and tell them they look like ramen head. Yeah, then that's I got literally banned from my Facebook for 30 days for some fucking dude commenting some old man.

And I said, I said, like, Dan, your hair looks like ramen noodles. And got fucking banned. What? Yes. Oh, I gotta, I gotta ease up then. Yeah. I can only just say their name. Sometimes I send a picture of them back to them.

I hate that. I do that. That's my favorite. That's my, that was my go-to. Oh, someone called us fugly. You can get in trouble. Fugly? Yeah. I said, y'all are fugly. Let's go to their profile. All right. We were supposed to do one at a time. You've gone on to three. Sorry, I fugly. You can get in trouble. Fugly? Yeah, said y'all are fugly.

Let's go to their profile. All right, we were supposed to do one at a time. You've gone on to three. Sorry, I had to three. They're in a row. Okay. So all right there. Mimi, you wanna go?

All right. We could do three at a time too if you want. No, that's gonna blow through mine too quick. Oh. I couldn't find too many. Good for you, you cunt. I don't like to dive deep in those things. This one, I posted a before and after of my weight loss

because I'm almost at like 60 pounds gone now. And Chris said the honey boo boo show is back. So thanks Chris. And Chris probably looks like a fucking- I would like to see what Chris looks like. Chris didn't have a profile picture guys, I tried. I was gonna say Chris probably looks like a human thumb and smells like hard boiled eggs. You know what I'm saying? Like come on these second people are just insane to me

All right, so there here's one This is my favorite because this is everybody's go-to they feel like it's like such a like I'm gonna get him with this one. I got her so it was a video of Jay and I with Snoop Dogg, right? This person said, Jelly Ho and his sideshow prostitute. Okay. Wow. Good one. They really stuck it to you.

Okay, but he spelled prostitute, P-R-O-S-T-I-T-U, prostitute. Two. Prostitute, I'm you prostitute to prostitute. I'm a prostitute. Yeah. But my thing is, is everybody thinks it's so like cutting edge. Oh, they're like, you know, she used to be a hoe, right? She's a prostitute. What a whore.

You're a whore. And it's just like, bro, do you not, first of all, before I was even on the internet, I was being called that. Secondly, why are so many men upset about what I used to do with my vagina because if they had a chance to hit it, they would, you know what I'm saying? That part, yeah. It's like, bro, please, you could sit here

and judge all you want, but knowing damn well that if any of these girls' videos that you're commenting negative stuff on, you would fucking cream your pants if they were in your presence. Yep. I don't know. It's always, I don't get a lot of hate from women.

I get a lot of hate from men though. It's always men. Always. I do get a lot of women, especially on makeup videos. I get a lot of older women if it's like me cussing or. Me looking for these comments did not realize how many older women hit on Jason. I love it. When I tell you all the Lindas and the Debra's who were like, I would eat him. I was like, ma'am, let me see you try. Please, Deborah, come for my husband. Please. He does.

He gets hit on by older women all the time. It's always at the Dollar General What yeah, he frequents the Dollar General and they they love him. I love that He is like a white trash American dream a thousand percent literally they're just saying he's jelly roll Do you know how many people think he's just we literally got stopped in an antique store the other day and she goes, honey Are you jelly roll and he said no ma'am. she goes, honey, are you Jolly Row? And he said, no, ma'am. She goes, oh, I just love him. Oh my goodness. He said, OK. See, I've never mixed up Jason and Jay, except for one time.

I forget when it was. But I only caught him out of my peripheral. And I was like, oh my god, I thought you were my husband. You know? Because their stature is kind of the same. Yeah. And I mean, it's just, I get it.. Like if you're not paying close attention, they both. Yeah. Beards and their big dudes like the amount of times when we first moved here that he got

called Big Smough and got pictures taken with him. Yeah. It was when Big Smough had a TV show. This is when Big Smough was big. Yes. Big Smough has lost so much weight. Have you seen him? He looks incredible. Yeah. He's skinny, Smough now. This is when Big Smell was big. Yes, exactly. Big Smell has lost so much weight. Have you seen him? So much, he looks incredible, dude. Yeah, he's Skinny Smell now. Go him for his health journey. But he did this before like, Ozempic, and before. It's all natural, like they literally honed in. Do you think he got gastric bypass?

I don't know. I mean, we can ask him. He had some health issues, and I know after that, I maybe just scared him. Scared him straight, kind of thing. Yeah, scared him straight. Yeah, that's how it happens though. It does.

That's what happened with my husband. Yeah. Go ahead. You ready? Oh, we're doing more? Oh yeah, honey. Did you blow your wad all in the beginning? Oh no, we got more.

Okay. All right, this one said, Randy decided when I did a before and after of my green hair to my orange hair to tell me looking rough. What the heck? Brandy, I looked at your profile and you don't have all your teeth. I need you to step back a little bit. Bro, it's always the one with piano keys for teeth. He's having trouble. Yeah. Having trouble. Not wanting to talk about teeth. Yeah, not that we're hating on anybody with teeth, but if you can't listen, if you say something rude to somebody on

the internet, because I've gotten this before, people get so mad at me. They're like, why are you lowering yourself to their level? Because I fucking can. That's the only playing field they want to be on. Yeah, can't get to me. I'm on such a different frequency. They can't hear me unless I lower myself to theirs. You know what I'm saying? So I'm going to take the time to smose on down the line, baby.

And guess what? And if I fucking say something, you're gonna remember it for the rest of your life. I told some ladies she looked like a fucking basset hound one day. I was so mad. Cause I was just like, you get to a point where you're like, lady, did you really just say that to me?

Like, yeah. No, no, it's crazy. All right. So this one was disgusting, honestly. So it was on the video of me talking about my sexual trauma that had happened in singing the song that my husband had, you know, dropped. What is the name of it? Fuck, let me look. Oh, my God.

Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday by Joe. It's yesterday. Anyways, this man decides to come on. His name is D Lowe D Lowe 56 by the way, guys. Okay. That makes sense why she is the way she is now. It all makes sense now in capital letters. He wanted to make sure you heard it. Yeah, he wanted to make sure I felt his words as if the video already wasn't emotional enough. No, he wanted to come and just let me know. Do you have to let you know? That it all makes sense because I was molested as a child.

That you are the way you are. That I am the way I am. Wow. You know. I mean, we didn't know that, but I'm glad that you educated us in that because I would have never guessed. I posted a picture of me in shorts, which remind you, again, didn't wear shorts for

17 years, guys. I am very confident in wearing shorts now. I wear them any chance I get, unless it's like fucking 10 degrees outside, then I don't wear shorts. But David decided to say, can I gain 400 pounds and tattoo my 30 inch thighs asking for a friend? Oh, David, David, David. You fucking asshole. David, I'm need you to chill the fuck out.

David, why don't you fucking go stub your toe on your kid's toy when you're walking across the living room at 2 a.m. I hope you slip in the shower and fall but whole first on a shampoo bottle. Ooh. Yeah. Yep, that's a good one. All right, so this one was a video of Jay and I,

this is another one of my favorites where it's me and Jay dancing to the song that whenever we broke up in 2018, Dan and Shay's, Tequila. Yes, he came off stage to dance with you. Yeah, so Rainbow Train. Wanted me to know that bunny, you don't love him as much as you portray.

Let's be real. A wife would act completely different if her husband left a stage to come be with her. I literally am kissing my husband and dancing with him. Am I supposed to suck his dick right there? Oh, it's this video. Like how much more different can I act? Look at this.

Oh, slow dancing. But if you're not dancing, it's a problem there too. Oh, my favorite, my favorite. I get this comment all the time because we don't full on make out on camera. Yes. People are like, she won't even kiss him. They barely touched lips. Yeah, and I'm just like like first of all what you have full lip gloss on well

It depends if I'm at an award show I don't want to get lipstick all over my husband while he's about to fucking take pictures and have to go sing in front of America or to We're online. Do you guys really I get grossed out? Okay watching people? You know like there's nothing attractive about seeing that. So I try to keep it cutesy and similar. And like, literally, Olivia tell you the other day, she goes, you guys kiss a lot. Yeah, at home, at home, all we do is kiss. We cannot keep our hands off of each other. And I'm not trying to prove this to

anybody. But it's just crazy that people's perceptions. Oh, they I don't under is either if you kiss too much. Oh my God. Yeah, get a room. This is disgusting. And then if you don't, it's not very godly. Yeah. What do you think he would think of you? Yeah. Jesus is watching. And I'm like, listen, Jesus made me born naked for a reason, baby. All right. Okay. Or which I got one. I had a video about how to sneak in alcohol to a bar because, you know, can't trust drinks. Prices are freaking crazy. Kay.

It's in like a little tampon holder. Someone said just a little theory. You got to sneak alcohol because you can't have a good time without it. You might be an alcoholic. I mean, you might. That was probably right. I'm going to a bar. Like, I'm totally fucking with you, dude. Hailey is like, I resemble that remark.

Dude. Yeah. Yeah. She said, I'm not paying those prices. She's definitely not an alcoholic. Bro. I literally drank like, I drank maybe like one to three times a month.

Like it's only on occasion. I'm so proud of you. Cause when first, when Hailey came around the first fucking what? Like four years you lived at bars. You would come and do- Well, I'd go like multiple times a week. You would come and do my makeup. Haven't slept from the night before.

Yeah. Still drunk. Yeah. I don't know how my eyebrows were even ever. They probably look really great. Some of my best work to be honest. Yeah, I mean, Picasso, I like it, you know? No, I would literally go out until like five in the morning

and then have clients at 8 a.m. and work all day. Yeah. Don't know how I did that. I don't know how you did that. Can't do that anymore. But you've slowed down so much. Yeah. Oh, for sure.

Yeah, but I've still never also been an alcoholic. No, no, no, you were never an alcoholic. The amount of comments on here calling me an alcoholic because I am sneaking in one shot in a tampon thing. You were the most like social drinker. Oh yeah. I have a fully stocked bar at my house and I've never touched anything.

Like that's there for like when people come over and stuff. Like if I was an alcoholic, all that would be gone. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. No, you were definitely in party girl mode, which is hello. You were twenty five. Twenty four. Yeah. How many more? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hello. You're supposed to be in twenty four.

Listen, I party till I was thirty eight from the time I was 14 till I was 38, like I still love going out. I love to go to a party, but just not as much as I used to. I feel like we all had different party eras. Mine was like teenage years. See, I didn't have mine in my teen years because I was goody two shoes. We didn't have that. I didn't even do it in college. Well, I grew up on the streets and then I became a hooker. So life was grand.

You know what I'm saying? What do you got for me, Memes? Anything? So everyone knows, you know, Jelly Rolls our dad. Oh. And so I posted a video saying I wanted a cow to be under my Christmas tree. Like, I want to wake up tomorrow and there should be a cow under my Christmas tree. Yeah. He said, my dad is famous. Do I make videos to get more attention so I can be famous? Ha ha ha. What a joke. Honestly, we don't care richie richie you care baby I feel like you cared with that comment that

evoked emotion you even put some emojis in there oh yeah he just wanted to fucking drive it home laughing emojis I know I know richie that was good that was good. That was good. I get it. I famous dad. Richie, wrong person. Doof. Wrong fucking person, buddy. I wanna see what Richie looks like. Richie doesn't have a profile picture. His profile picture is a mean cracker. Ah, knew it, knew it.

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Another one I get a lot. Can I guess what it is? Okay, so it's on a video of Bailey and I, but I get this on videos of you, me and Hailey all the time. Okay, okay. So I think that they thought that Bailey was one of you guys, cause peoplealey all the time. So I think that they thought that Bailey was one of you guys because people cannot decipher a 16 year old

from a 30 year old that has tattoos. Bailey has no tattoos. It's always people around Bunny that you can tell she knows she's prettier than them. We get that all the time. She literally only surrounds herself with people less attractive than her. This is Pupetar 420.

All right. What does he look like? What do they look like? No profile picture. Oh, but let me see if I can go to his. Hold on. Yeah. Nothing.

I got nothing. Oh, I get those a lot. Love him. Yeah. He looks like Tom Green on crack. That's Daniel Larson. What? Wait, you don't know him? Who is that?

That's Daniel Larson. Wait, that's not the person. OK, OK. But this guy I did respond to. Because anytime anybody comes for Bailey, I get really mad. I said, this is my daughter Dweeb. Anyone that thinks like this is shallow. For this to even cross your mind is wild.

Calling me out for loving everyone in my life. Laughing emoji. And then he replies, why aren't other people calling this shit out about her? First of all, they are everybody in the time for the record. I just want to say this one time and one time only Haley and Mimi are beautiful to me. Like you guys are fucking gorgeous. Your auras and Bailey, Bailey. Haley and Mimi are beautiful to me. Like you guys are fucking gorgeous. Your auras and Bailey, Bailey too. Haley, Mimi and Bailey are gorgeous to me. And first of all, Bailey's my kid. She's going to be around me no matter what. But Mimi believed

in me when I was only had a vision, you know, there was an it I say this in my book too, like I told me before I can't pay you. And she didn't care. You cannot ever fucking replace that kind of loyalty to me. That is the most beautiful thing that you could ever do for somebody. So I'm going to cry. Oh, stop it. Stop it right now. She will cry. Like seriously though, that is the most beautiful and at the same time she's running her own fucking salon with 10 to 15 employees, has two kids, a husband, you know, has her own fucking house, has a family and is like, I don't care. I'm going to stop what I'm doing and help you build your dream.

I don't give a fuck if she looked like fucking Darth Vader or what's that? What's that dude's name? The hunchback of Notre Dame, which you don't, you're beautiful. But to me, beauty isn't just on the outside. It's on the inside. I want people around me that one make me feel good and that I can make feel good about themselves. It's a mutual respect and a mutual relationship. Yeah. This is more about that person that left that comment. Well, it's this comment comes from so many people though. And Haley, like you are beautiful inside and out. You are the funniest motherfucker I've ever met.

We look at each other and start fucking laughing. Like it's, we just do, we'll have a staring contest to see who breaks first. Like we'll kiss in the middle of like, you know, and it's like, I just feel like we've all grown up together. We really did guys. We've gone through so grown up together. We really did, guys. We've gone through so much shit together. So many eras together.

The reason I call us a coven is not for any other reason besides the fact that coven with witches represents a group of women who are strong and powerful, but also we are a sisterhood. We are family and those ties you can never break, you know? And you guys have done nothing but fucking glow up since we've all been friends and I feel like me too I've blown up too. Oh I pulled up our first photo shoot together I can't believe how different you look like

you've always been beautiful it's just like a different era of your like you've gotten younger. How do you look younger now? Tell me more. I swear that photo shoot, I'm like you look older in that photo shoot eight years ago than you do right now. It's all the fucking Adrena Chrome I've been drinking. No, let's not. Oh, we're getting into that. Let's cut that out.

No, leave it in, because we're getting into that next, because if you guys don't think, I don't get these comments all the time. I bet. But long story short, before you go to leave that comment about the people that I absolutely love, just remember that you are insulting my family and let's see what the fuck your sisters and your moms and everybody look like that's around you that

you're fucking talking shit about my family that's around me and dare a motherfucker to say some shit like that to my face. Yes, I will gladly take charge of these people to catch us. Oh, can me the fuck outside, please. Please. Because we all know I'm fucking, I'm ready to rumble. My husband gets so mad at me. I will say, Craig circled back and told me I was a moldy muffin.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what? I love Craig. I love Craig. He's one of us. Please make that into merch. Moldy muffin. Moldy muffin you guys. Please. Stop. I literally found that and I started fucking dying. I was like, Craig, you're invited to the barbecue. You're allowed to hang out with us anytime. I go by crunchy muffin. So for the fact that this man sat there

and was moldy muffin, get the fuck out of here. It's so good. You need a backup account called moldy muffin. That should be my backup. Please. Oh, I love that. I love this. So good, so good.

I'm into this. I found another one. Go ahead, go ahead. We got a lot of bad comments when me and you pretended to be Jelly's security. We were at Rainbow Room. They hated that. The internet hated that.

They, oh, they would. So many bad comments. We were so drunk. Which one's Jelly Roll? Yeah, oh. You guys look rough. You guys, we were so, wait, explain the video though. We were so drunk that night. Yeah, you guys look rough you guys one girl so wait explain the video though We were so drunk that night

Yeah We were like five shots and we just started singing like this and I was like take a video of us like being his Security guards so we're standing like this a lot of people thought we were like snorting something because I went like this I was like talking into like a microphone I'm like 10-4 like we got a you know? Everyone's like, what are they snorting? I knew they were doing drugs. Oh, God. All this shit. One lady said,

"'I think these women all make him look like a pimp, "'and he didn't need a wife and bodyguards "'to be who he was then. "'They will eventually be his downfall.' "'That's just how I see it.'" I'm like, this whole, it's a joke, and people took it so serious. I have learned America does not have a fucking sense of humor.

The amount of people who think you're his downfall. Oh, I was going to say that I get, it's like, you're going to be your husband's downfall. When? It's been a decade. Waiting. It's been a decade. Like he has done nothing but prosper and elevate since we've been together.

And I'm not taking credit for that, but if I was going to be his downfall, it would have been in the very beginning, you know? Luckily, he's got a very secure wife who just lets, I'm like fly, baby, fly. There's some days that I don't even talk to my husband on the phone, because he's so fucking busy. Most women would never be able to handle that.

No. At all. Oh man. Okay, so you know, I've got some good ones. Okay. You guys, we actually do this not on camera. Oh yeah. That's why I wanted to do this today

because I was like, we sit here and clown people all day long. This is the real life us. You guys are in the group chat. So I did this. Our story. Of you. Yeah, it's clearly me doing a voiceover of you.

And someone. Someone said it's Bunny's voice, but it's definitely not Bunny's XOXO face. I don't even care if she gained weight. That shit ain't her face. Oh, my God. What you it's funny. I don't feel like people sometimes understand how the internet works either.

No, I don't think people get voiceovers. I don't think people get voiceovers at all. Like one person literally said one time, you sound really different. And it was like literally. That's so funny to me. I'm like, what? People, man, they just, I'm telling you, they just don't have

personalities. Okay. Oops. That was a good one too. This guy said even tramps have gold mines. I thought that was a great one. Oh, but anyways, so this person said Julia, we got a girl. Oh, Julia Julia says, noticing some symbolism. This breaks my heart. You are his handler. Once you gain that fame and fortune, you are forced to bow down. Sucks because I really liked you, bunny. Amen. I liked you too. I guess you liked me.

That was a sweet one. That was sweet. That was nice. Full of assumption, but sweet. Full of assumption, but sweet. Literally. I like it. You know, and here's the thing. If there's an Illuminati, I have never seen it.

We've never been invited to any weird fucking parties. We've never been anywhere. Ever. To see anything like that. We don't make enough money. No. So one, I really think that it's awesome that you guys think we're that rich, but we're not.

And secondly, my husband and I are both so spiritual. He's a little bit more religious than I am. I'm a little bit more spiritual and fluid, but like people will say that, you know, especially now that he just dropped that song with the Christian singer, it's fake Christianity. And it's, you know, one, and then I'm his handler. One, if I, my husband is a Sagittarius,

I've said this a million times, you are never telling a Sagittarius, I've said this a million times, you are never telling a Sagittarius man with a Capricorn moon what to fucking do ever. My husband scares me, okay? I am like a little fucking puppy dog with him. That is the only man that has me in check and that has ever had me in check. Anybody else, fuck them.

I would fucking buck like a wild Bronco. My husband, I'm like, yes, daddy. Like, I don't know. Like I'm a little church girl. I'm just like, whatever daddy says, you know? And if anything, it's the other way around. He's my handler because I am the wild one who's always getting in trouble for saying something.

He's wrangling you. Literally, he will call me. He'll be like, Bunny, did you just post about this? And I'll be like, yeah. And he'll be like, take it down. And I'm just like, oh, yes, daddy. You know, it's like, it's just crazy that it's not happening. There's no Illuminati.

We've talked about this numerous times. I'm not a handler. I don't even know. You know what? I do know what kind of like what a handler looks like because I met Anna Nicole Smith. Did I ever tell you guys the story? Yes, you did. Yeah, not on here though. Okay, so I met Anna Nicole Smith at the palms when the palms was cracking back in the day. Um, she was walking through I did cocktails there.

I don't know if I was working or if I was just there partying. I can't remember. But she's walking through, beautiful as ever. And her and I make eye contact. And she instantly was like, I just got this big smile on her face. And she comes over to me and she just gives me the biggest hug. And she's like, hi, baby, how are you? And I was like, oh my God, Anna, it's so nice to meet you.

And she's like, we're going upstairs to party. You want to come? She goes, do you have Xanax? And I was like, yeah, because that was back in the day. That was my Xanax times. And that dude, Howard Stern, was with her, not Howard Stern, radio DJ. Howard Kay Stern, her lawyer, who fucking did nothing but drive that woman into the ground, comes in between us,

because we're like holding each other, and swipes his hand down in the middle of us, and he goes, Anna, no, and pushes her back like that. And she just looked at me with like the saddest puppy dog face, and she like powdered her bottom lip out, and was like, I'm sorry. And like he just yanked her away

and would not let her talk to me, dude. To me, that's a fucking handler. Granted, she was ready to party and wanted some Xanax, but I mean, I was a girl. What was I gonna do? You know? So to me, that wasn't protective. That was like somebody who was really controlling her.

Yeah, absolutely. Oh my gosh. But she was so beautiful. And dude, her energy, she wasn't of this earth. Anna Nicole was very ethereal and just being in her energy for that short time, she really was the sweetest human. It made such an effect on me

that when she died February 8th, I remember where I was. I was in the middle of Build-A-Bear with my ex Bobby's daughter, getting her a Build-A-Bear. And I found, I heard the news. I literally had to take her home because I was so devastated over it. Like that's how much of an impact I felt when I met her. And, and the minute I got to the Bahamas,

like a few years later, the minute I went to the Bahamas, I got off the plane and went straight to her grave out there. She's buried in the Bahamas? She's buried in the Bahamas. She's buried in the Bahamas. Why? Next to her son. That's where she wanted to be, because that's where she felt the most protected and loved. Yeah.

When she died, I fucking researched her, her whole like, what do they call it? Toxicology report her everything like I studied the crime scene. This was before I was even into true crime. what do they call it? Toxicology report, her everything. Like I studied the crime scene. This was before I was even into true crime. But I just was like, what happened? Because I really genuinely felt like that motherfucker killed her.

Yeah. You know, like I was so like, I felt like I didn't protect her and I didn't even know her. You know, like I literally only met her for that split second in life. But it was just like, she had that energy where you just wanted to save her. She was like a damsel in distress.

She really was. Absolutely. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So no handler, no Illuminati. I will say if you were in the Illuminati, I feel like you'd be the one to get kicked out of the Illuminati. Yeah. Yeah. You spread all the secrets. I fucking talk too much. She would. I talk way too much.

You know what I'm saying? Name it Illuminati secrets on the podcast. Literally. Illuminati tell all. Yeah. That's why they love this. Who is in the Illuminati? She's like in there making TikToks with everyone. Literally, like some dude in a robe is like,

in a hoodie and shit. Like, yeah, no. If anything, I'm saving my husband from the Illuminati because they're too scared to fucking get close to him. They're probably like, this bitch will fucking blow the lid for sure. It's gonna tell everyone. I'm like the Alex Jones of the podcast.

You know what I'm saying? Like, of course somebody's gonna fucking come in and be like, oh yeah, we can't have them. That's fucking funny. What do you got for us? You got another one? Wait, go ahead and you can sit down. What up, Jason?

Chudgy is so excited. No, look how excited he is. So happy for work, Daddy. Yeah, we're going to just walk in the house. Oh. I might have another one. Mimi, do you have another one? I do. All right. So this was on the same video about the cows.

I asked for a cow for Christmas and Susan said, please, eye roll emoji. So out of touch, cry for all the starving children, moron. The amount of dots that are in here, dot, dot, dot, touch, dot, dot, dot, children. Crouchy. Please. Go ahead. children. Crouchy.

And she said P U L E A S S E. So police is how she spelled it. But yeah, Susan, I got my cow. That was a good one. Because I delete a lot. You know what happened? She deleted some. Why? I respond back to you,. You don't, what happened? She deletes her hate comments. Some, some I respond back to, but I can't find them. Leave them up.

All right, I got one, I got one, I got one. This is on, oh okay, this is on the, of the car that. Will you hit the car on the rock? When I hit the bins on the rock. This guy said, so Bobby says, so she fucks other dudes, fucks his car, spends his money. Does she do anything actually good for the world? Bobby, yeah, Bobberino.

How how do you know what I'm doing? How do you know what I'm doing? How do you know? I love when people accuse me of fucking other dudes. That's the number one go to number number one go-to and the only reason only reason people can say this is Because of that stupid fucking podcast that Jay and I made in like 2018 2019 where it was like a Q&A and I I said to them, because I did not want people

to look down on my husband because we bring girls home while we used to, we don't anymore. Because we used to bring girls home and I didn't want people to be like, well, why is it okay for him? And you know, why isn't she allowed to do it? And my husband and I have always had a relationship where we have free will.

We don't feel like we are each other's possession. So picture like setting something in the palm of your hand. We just hold it with an open palm instead of a closed fist. You know what I'm saying? And I, to me, I think that's beautiful because I love where I'm at. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to go anywhere.

And this fucking podcast, I say in it, if I want to sleep with somebody else, I'm allowed to. Well, people have ran with that for years Who would have guessed you would have started your own rumor? I started my own fucking rumor Mm-hmm, and all and you know what sucks is it was just us being honest. Yeah Every and just like people people say like oh, she's not she wasn't really a hooker in her past life she's embellished her her her life story. And I'm like, first of all, if I was going to embellish my life story,

I would have fucking graduated from Harvard. You know what I'm saying? Technically a queen. Why would I have picked being a fucking hooker in Vegas? If I was going to you lie about your age, you think I'm going to choose to be in my 40s? If I'm going to be 45, if anything, I would be eternally 38. The internet fought with me and told me that I was 26 for the longest time. And I finally for you to turn 27, I had to keep posting.

I am not 26 years old because people were looking at my husband like, what a weirdo with this young girl who just fucking is running around scantily clad. And I'm just like, no, I'm in my fucking forties, dude. And people fought me on that. It's just- They couldn't accept it. It's crazy. And so now people are like, oh, you old bitch.

And I'm just like- She was younger and you get called older now. I'm like, I can't win. It's just like, no matter how honest I am, people will use that against me. Or if I just didn't talk about anything people They go she's hiding everything you know It's just it's never stand it never a dull moment over here and it's webs. I got one from Tim

Oh Tim see it's all dude Tim. Yeah Okay, so I obviously post a lot of makeup tutorials. Yes always coming after the makeup So I don't have a whole lot, but why do men have any comments on fucking makeup guys we don't do the makeup for you we do know other women I didn't do this how any man we do ourselves we love it yeah he said that's why you take be swimming on the first date reveal if she's a creature under the fake face I said you think she's going on a date with you Tim but that but also you should have been like, my makeup's so good, she could go fucking 20 feet

underwater, come back up and not a fucking piece of makeup will be moved. You need to reply with a man array video of her getting out of the ocean and her fucking beat is still perfect. You look so good coming out of the ocean, it was crazy. That's right, baby. Well, this was fun.

Oh, you got another one. Craig circled back, guys. Oh my, did you just reply to him? Craig? No, I haven't replied to Craig at all. I circled back one last time. Okay. With a review. Why do you get the circle backs? I love it. Craig came back for a third time guys after the Moldy Muffin. Okay, so he kept going. Another video that I review. Can we send Craig some merch? I mean, we need to really like fan. Yeah. If you guys know if you follow my social media, I

review restaurants or like things to do in Murphy's bro, right? Yeah, I went to a Mexican restaurant that is one of my favorite. I want to do one of those with you one day for your yes. He said that's exactly why you're grotesquely obese body needs got it What the fuck man, but Craig Your size and address I would love to send you some Craig come on. I love just fucking this Craig. Where does Craig live? Does it say it on his profile? No, it does. It's just private.

No, no profile picture. Have you ever seen him a DM be like, yo, can you you know, like are we friends at this point? I feel like friend request. Oh my gosh. Should I do it? Send Craig a friend request and just say, Hey, we want to send you a box of merch.

What's what's a good address. We can have it delivered to you. Just say, Hey Craig, we want to send you a box of merch. What's a good address? We can send it to you. This is going to be great. Love you with a heart. Yeah. Yeah. Love you. Yeah. That was crazy. I loved it though. It was good. That was a good one. What a way to end it. What a way to end it. What a way to end it. All right. Bye.