Dumb Blonde - Richelle Ryan Is the Puma Of Porn

Episode Date: January 22, 2022

We are back with a bang! Welcome to Season 4. Bunnie pulls out the big guns for the first episode with Richelle Ryan, adult actress, Only Fans star, and quite possibly Bunnie's favorite booty on Twitter. Richelle talks about how she moved to LA and started dancing as a young girl and her infatuation with the adult industry. She gets real about liking younger men, some of her own personal favorite scenes, and Tinder. Richelle and Bunnie also talk about aging like a fine wine and spill some porn insider secrets.  Bunnie: TikTok | IG | YouTube Richelle Ryan: Only Fans | Twitter  Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com "No one teaches you how to f*ck on camera. They are like here you go, put your butthole on camera." - Bunnie   "I'm cold sober for everything. And I'm still a blast." - Richelle    "I feel like the longer I'm in porn, the more I want to be in a monogamous relationship." - Richelle       See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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michael j fox so get up there and throw throw throw them dollars dude that is fucking iconic what's up you sexy motherfuckers welcome to another episode of dumb blonde today is kind of a bittersweet day because this is my last podcast in the studio but one of my favorite people is here so she makes it all better Rochelle Ryan the ultimate cougar yes I feel like I can't call you a cougar I don't have kids or anything I'm just I'm 36 I'm older than you and I'm not a fucking cougar I'm a puma so technically they say a cougar is a woman that goes after men 10 years younger so i always say like i'm in 25 26 well then i am a cougar there you go can we just call ourselves pumas though yes pumas i feel like pumas is so much more fitting

because like back in the day bitches used to look like cougars yeah now it's like we don't look our age we look better than bitches that are 20 you know i'm feature dancing this weekend i see it yeah like we're rivaling the younger crowd and making just as much money as them exactly it's crazy i get it what's up baby thank you so much for being here i know i'm so excited to see you should we should we figure out you know let's tell people how we met. We met because I bought promo from you. So in the wonderful world of Instagram, you can purchase promo from girls who have a bigger following than you. That way you get a little bit more exposure or whatever.

I had lost my account and I was rebuilding my backup account, right? Yes, yes. And I bought some promo from Rochelle and we just started a friendship, I guess like through DMs just being, you know, hey, you're hot. Hey, you're hot. And if I can, we were in Miami one time doing a video which is still being worked on. I don't know if my husband's going to release it or not. I don't know.

I hope he does. I know because it was such a- That video was awesome. Yeah, me too. I really hope he releases it too. I asked Rochelle to be one of the girls along with like Mary Carey Rhea Sunshine it was just a huge cast of just beautiful women and all of you guys came through which was so sweet and just Rochelle just her personality her demeanor and everything she's

just a real bitch so I was like you know what this is one of my lifers right here totally well this like when you first messaged me on instagram like normally i never like follow girls that i've never met but i was just i was so like looking at all your pics and you were so real and that's what just drew me and i was like oh i love this girl no that's how i felt about you i was like and then i see her in person and the bitch is like perfect i'm like jesus christ the body on this bitch is you guys got to go watch some of her movies. I mean, it's crazy. I was saying that about you.

So enough about me. Let's talk about you. What are you doing in Nashville? So I'm here feature dancing this weekend. Nashville is one of my favorite cities. I love, love to feature dance in Nashville. I've grown to love Nashville. Took me about six years.

I love it. I mean, I don't think I could live here, but I love it. You can't. It's very hard. It would be hard in the adult industry living here. But I mean, just feature dancing. This city is so much fun. The people are great. They're so nice. The food. I mean, I love Nashville. I mean, you probably saw us out on Broadway all last night before I went to the club. Yeah, no, it's awesome. And you're featured answering at Deja Vu. Okay, I didn't know if it was Hustler Deja Vu. Yeah, Hustler last time Deja Vu this time. Yeah, they're awesome. They take such good care of me. I'm so grateful. Like, I never would have thought I started dancing at 18 years old and here I am almost 37 still dancing. I'm like, wow. Yeah. But how fucking i think about that all the time because

i'm about to be 42 in january and i'm just like bro we are so fucking blessed like you me viking barbie viking barbie's uh you know 30 36 about i don't oh god i don't want to quote it wrong she's 36 right you know like all of us a lot of people don't realize us top girls that are in the industry not i'm just lumping myself in there you are you are fucking older we're like you know 35 and above and people together people don't realize that because they think that we're like so young like today fucking uh aerosmith's daughter mia tyler was in my inbox today and she's like you look so beautiful without makeup on i'm like thanks bitch i'm about to be 42 and I was just like if you only knew what this looked like when it's not edited exactly oh you're beautiful without editing so let's talk you do are you from

Florida no born and raised in upstate New York okay, I'm an upstate New York girl and then went to Virginia for a little bit and then started in the adult industry in LA. Okay. I am the club that I used to feature dance at or that I used to house dance at. They had a ton of features. And it was like the old school porn girls like Gina Lynn. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like all the old school girls. And I was like, wow, like, and I became so infatuated with the porn industry. Just I wanted to get glammed up and have sex with beautiful men. What kind of trauma did you have as a child? Right?

Because I felt the same way. Everybody's like, what did you want to be when you were younger? And I was like, hot. Yes. A hooker. That's literally all I aspired to be was to make a shit ton of money being hot. That's all I wanted to do. I just wanted to have sex with hot men. And then i just went out to la and then just boom bang

from there like la to vegas and so let's let's let's backtrack real quick so you grew up in upstate new york yep what part because my father's from kew gardens queens oh oh a girl i'm like southern canada oh shit okay gotcha i'm from like way upstate i always tell people rochester because that's the closest city but i'm from a really really really small like podunk town gotcha okay and you just were because do you think maybe because you grew up in um such a small town that that that like made you want to get out of that and like be in the big city and be under in the lights we when I was like 16 we went to my mom brought us to Richmond Virginia and that's where I like really grew up like a lot of my girlfriends that I still have to this day are all from

Richmond I finished high school there went to college for a little bit started dancing there and and um Richmond's a great city yeah but it was kind of like if you want to be in the adult industry you either have to live in LA Vegas or Miami right one of them like you can't live in like Virginia so at a young age you were just like you know what I want to be in the industry I'm drawn to this I'm attracted to this yeah when I was like 18 it definitely was like I loved I mean and I still I love everything about the strip club industry and I'm so grateful for all the opportunities I wouldn't think like at 36 that I would still be here right dude shout out to all the fucking strippers out there because we just filmed the

Mr. Grinch video and it was in a strip club I they were telling me about that last night at one of the clubs one of the other clubs oh really oh that's so cool um yeah they were probably like that bitch fucking no they all love you guys um no literally a shout out to all strippers because i don't know how you do it girl at 36 i don't know either i spun around the pole and hurt my neck it still hurts yeah i'm like at this age i am 36 I am a prancer, not a dancer. Like, oh no, bitches. Like when I see these girls and they're like climbing to the top of the pole and they're slamming down on their knees, I'm like, oh, bitch, you wait. Yeah.

Like you wait till you're 30. Like you're going to pay the price. Yeah. No, I swear. People are always like, don't you wish that you were younger? And I'm like, the only thing that makes me jealous about younger females is their collagen yeah other than that no I feel sexier than I ever have in between 35 to 42 I'll be 42 next month uh than I ever have in my entire life yeah you know same so no we we don't want to be that young like a fine wine yeah I love it especially after I get this facelift I'm gonna

get a facelift so stop it I'm doing it it. You're not going to talk me out of it. You have nothing to lift. Stop it. Okay, so 18, you just flew from Virginia. You know how I changed the subject? I'm doing it anyways. So 18, you flew from Virginia to LA or did you have an agent discover you or how did that work? I was living in Richmond, Virginia and then I contacted so many agents out there. I contacted Gina Lynn put me in touch with an agent LA direct. Porn agents are so fucking weird. Oh they're literally just pimps. I mean I haven't had an agent in 10 years thank the lord. Yeah because you're smart. That and I've never changed

my phone number. I've had the same phone number I'm like you want to book me call me. I don't need don't need an agent. I show up. I'm responsible. I'm on time. I'm just going to smile. I'm ready to go. About your business. And that's why you've made it this long in the industry. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. I say that. I'm clean. I don't do anything crazy. I don't do drugs. I'm like, I'm ready to go. Yeah. People don't understand that. When I used to work in Vegas, because I used to everybody knows I used to be at one of those high class hookers. I did. I did everything sober. Me too. I learned how to I think I started dancing at 18. And I'm so grateful for that. Because it taught me how to do the job sober. Yeah. I mean, I couldn't drink. I couldn't do anything. And not that I wanted to, like I was there to make money to make money. It's a business. You see the girls that are getting loaded and they're they lose their bag, they lose their their money like they're drooling they get taken

advantage of totally I'm like no like I'm stone cold sober for everything and I'm still a blast I love exactly I love that about you though because I've always treated it like a business too me too don't get me wrong there when the when work was over I partied my fucking ass off yeah you know but when I was at work I was not snorting eight balls of cocaine unless I was paid to and you had to pay me a lot of fucking money to do drugs with you yep um so Gina Lynn put you in touch with an agent yep and then went out to LA met with an agent and then next thing I knew I was moving out there in 2006 and whoo lord it, Lord, it was just, it's crazy thinking about it all. I mean, it was just living the life.

Lived in L.A. from 2006 to 2011. So as soon as you touched down, were you doing porn? Or did you start out as a dancer or like a feature dancer? Oh, no, I was doing porn. Oh, yeah, just instantly. Off and running. Yep. Just running into

the cock exactly first scene on like my 21st birthday and it's like I watched that scene and I'm like oh my god I was just all over the place like you could tell I was just so excited just to like nobody teaches you how to fuck on camera they don't they literally throw you into it and they're like here you go we're gonna put your butthole on camera yeah and it's like you know now like when I do shoot scenes there's so much stress like I stress myself out to the point that sometimes I'll give myself anxiety attacks and I think it's because here I am you know almost 16 years shooting films that I'm like oh my god I want everything to be perfect. I want to look great. I want my body to look great. I want, you know, I'll stress about like the male talent. Like I'll hope he's

on his A game and ate his Wheaties today. Like, you know, I'm like talking shit to him. It's just. Well, you, there's also a lot of pressure. Yeah. On women in porn. Like you have to be fucking perfect. And with the internet now, the way it is, people will fucking tear you apart. Oh, they'll destroy you. Yeah. Yeah. They'll'll destroy you so i'm sure that's where a lot of the anxiety comes from totally does we're like as on like instagram and shit like that we control what people see exactly you know and how they see it i'm like oh i know my good angles yeah that's why like jay's photographer will take pictures of me on tour and i'm just like no motherfucker nope like i've never seen three chins until he takes a picture of me it's the word like literally he

took the fucking jamey i love you but fuck you he took the ugliest picture of me and sent it to everybody i was like bro oh girl that like makes my heart hurt yeah i was like bro so you're 21 you're walking onto your first porn set yeah what what's 21 year old rochelle feeling like i was just excited i remember it was just I was so excited so eager and then who was it with is it Joey Ray okay nobody good yeah nobody good I'm like I don't know if I know him no you don't Joey Ray um is for this website see her squirt I remember getting there and I was like I don't know how to squirt like did my agent book me for like the wrong gig I was like because I'm't know how to squirt. Like, did my agent book me for like the wrong gig?

I was like, because I'm probably not your girl. And they're like, oh, no, no, no. Like we fake it in porn. And I was like, how do you fake it? And everybody right now at home is like, what? Squirt is fake. It is straight piss. Girls are either drinking gallons of water or they're taking a fake douche bottle, shoving

it in you with warm water. You have to like hold it in, use good like pussy control. And then they're like, all douche bottle shoving it in you with warm water you have to like hold it in use good like pussy control and then they're like all right push it out and it's like yeah yeah i do that on my i do that on my only fans now they have this fucking uh this lube that's uh cum colored or whatever squirt colored and yeah yep yep yep you just fucking mix it with a little bit of water squash squash it up there and fucking squash just that's exactly what it sounds like yeah so yeah so if you guys didn't know everything in porn is fake it doesn't matter 100 we're there to sell the fantasy exactly i'm not even on rochelle's level i'm literally just fucking only fans porn this bitch is shooting like real porn the one trick i did learn from one of my

porn star friends was and i fucking have used this trick so many times when you're on your period oh the makeup makeup sponge and it works like a fucking charm awesome except for when it gets lost in there so I'll give you I'm gonna give you another trick yeah sit in a bathtub yes if it gets lost oh yeah because then it'll just the spun will will just expand. Yes. And it's easy to just fish it out. So I learned that because one time Jay and I were actually filming a video after, while I was on my period. And somehow it got fucking stuck up there and I couldn't reach it. So I took a douche bottle and squirted water up there.

That motherfucker expanded and I pulled it out. Like, like I had Jay digging in my vagina trying to pull it out. Just grab it and like go to town, babe. Yeah. No, it was like, it was brutal. So after you did your first porn scene, where did your career go after that? You know, that was back in the day in like 2006

when, I mean, I remember shooting like 25 to 28 scenes a month. Wow. I mean, I was working every single day sometimes twice a day that pussy can take a pound oh girl because porn dick is different oh it is porn dick is way different but like now oh no no no no yeah no i couldn't imagine you i'd have a fucking yeast infection a fucking bladder infection i need days to recover like i need to meditate like i need to like soak that energy off yes yeah and like sage my whole body i'm like stick sage in your pussy everything i'm like no but um smoke that temple out girl everything get it all out um but no that was back in the heyday when i was filming

like i mean you could film like 30 scenes a month and that's crazy because i i never knew i thought that they would give you like a limit you know but i guess if you're one of the good the one of the top girls they want you to perform right those agents like they just want to make money wow oh yeah and they know like with a new girl the more they book her the more money they're going to make because when you're new everybody wants to shoot you so i was literally working my butt off literally literally you were working your pussy hole off everything i was working it all off do you do anal too no okay no i got this big old booty but nothing you got a fucking night listen i follow you on twitter oh yes that's the good stuff dude if you guys want to see dude Rochelle's fucking twitter is lit I'm like

god damn this bitch is fucking hot all the time and like I'll be in public I never go on twitter but when I do it's dangerous I open it up and I'll be like around to fuck it I'll be in church and fucking literally I'm just kidding not church but I'll be like in a grocery store line and there'll be like a family behind me and then it's, here's Rochelle's ass bouncing up and down. I'm like, no, it's so dope. Um, okay. So when in porn, you know, is there like a status that you reach and then you're just like, I'm done? Or do you like, is there like something more to achieve? Like, when are you going to feel like you've finally made it, guess so i mean right now with performers having so much control over their brand i mean we're so grateful for only fans for patreon dude only fans is a life changer i mean it's literally a game changer i mean it's incredible i mean back in the day

we were slaving away to the companies and now it's kind of like we're in control. And, and even so, like, even for like girls that do Twitch and YouTube, like, if you have a big following, you should capitalize on something that's safe for work. Yeah, you can make money because a lot of these guys like our fans, they just want to hang out. Yeah, they want to say that they're hanging out that we're talking to porn stars or whatever the case may be that they want access 100 yeah 100 and it's a good thing and a bad thing with social media but um i love having that control over everything like now i shoot maybe three four times a month i mean i still enjoy being on set i love yeah you know i love having sex and but i'm really picky now like nope these are the five guys i work with

yeah that's awesome that you can have that kind of control over it because whereas before i'm sure love having sex and but I'm really picky now like nope these are the five guys I work with yeah that's awesome that you can have that kind of control over it because whereas before I'm sure you had to like just show up and be like oh hey pretty much yeah how you doing it's kind of like you have to build your name but now it's like the way that I look at it as a businesswoman I'm like if I work with like a brand new guy and he's nervous and he fails or he can't get his dick hard or whatever that's gonna bring the scene rating down. It's going to make me look bad. I only get to shoot three, four times a month.

Now I've got a flop scene out on the internet. Do they put flop scenes out? They like, I feel like real fans can tell. You can tell if a guy's struggling. Right. Well, their dick starts bending. Yeah, it starts bending and stuff. I've seen a couple of porn's like that.

Yeah, or like they'll fake the pop. Like they'll do like a cream pie and it's like you're loaded up with like Cetaphil in your vagina. Yeah. I mean, it's ridiculous. Oh, is it Cetaphil that they put in there? Yeah, they'll use that

or they'll use Spunk too. I never, yeah, I love Spunk. I love Spunk too. I fucking am loaded up on some Spunk. What is one of your best scenes you've ever shot? If somebody wanted to go and Google Rochelle Ryan and see one of your best scenes you've ever shot what if somebody wanted to go and google Rochelle Ryan and see one of your best scenes what would you tell them I would say join my only fans

yeah baby that's it tell them how to join your only fans onlyfans.com backslash Rochelle Ryan that's what the good stuff's at but the personal stuff oh yes um the stuff you could probably look up on Pornhub. Gosh, that's a good one. Probably this one scene. It's my one and only scene with Johnny Sins for Brassers. I love him. Is he awesome? Amazing. Yeah.

He can fuck like a motherfucker, dude. He can, and he's phenomenal on TikTok. Like, do you follow him? I just started following him the other day. Are him and Kissa still together or no? I'm not sure what their deal is. Okay. He gets like 10 million views just on one him the other day. Are him and Kissa still together or no? I'm not sure what their deal is. Okay. He gets like 10 million views like just on one of his TikToks.

Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, it's nuts. TikTok is the rage. I told you though, whenever we were in Miami. Oh, I'm already banned again. I don't know what I did. It's all right. I'm on my last leg too.

But just start backup accounts. That's what I do. Okay. And just keep them fucking going, man. It's exhausting. Like literally, so now my work days, like when I'm home i'm home it's like okay i have to film this for only fans i have to do this yeah but now i'm like i'll look at my dogs i'm like i have to make tiktoks this is this is what life has come down to i have to make tiktoks little literally mimi has to set aside

time for me and be like bitch i need you to make TikToks like because I fucking rebuked it for so long and I was just like no bro I'm not gonna do it but because of TikTok the podcast has grown fucking that's amazing crazy numbers we're about to hit a million downloads like awesome it's been nuts and it's been a fucking game changer I wanted to ask you do you feel like having your stuff on Pornhub helps your OnlyFans or hurts it yes and no so some of my new stuff that I'm putting up on Pornhub I know fans probably hate it but oh well I blur out the sex and then I have a banner running for my OnlyFans not for all my scenes but like the good boy girl scenes that I put out and then I'll put out like little teaser clips and

I mean I still get paid a little bit off of Pornhub right just from they don't pay a lot though no you don't because we tried to do that yeah and I was just like when they had Visa and MasterCard before they lost that it was really good money but now it's just kind of like yeah that doesn't even pay my health insurance every right right like all right so it's like a blessing and a curse because it gives you exposure but at the same time people can also but you're smart to be blurring yourself out because every right right like all right so it's like a blessing and a curse because it gives you exposure but at the same time people can also but you're smart to be blurring yourself out because then people have to go to your only fans exactly but also to Pornhub is great because I like to feature dance at least once a month I was feature dancing three four times a month and I was burning myself

out that's a lot it was too much with the travel and then I was shooting scenes and it was just way too much. So now it's like once a month. But club owners now, like back in the day, it was like, oh, you have to have 80 box covers to be able to feature dance. Right. Because I would just kind of show how popular you are in the industry. Now it's like, what are your social media stats and what's her Pornhub?

Right. That's all they care about. That's all they care about. Social media stats. It's insane. And it's kind of crazy because it's like, right i have three and a half million but that doesn't mean i have three million fans in nashville they're gonna come see me right well that and also like instagram has taken a huge shit like it is really going downhill oh girl i hit a million

over a million on tiktok before i did on instagram and i've been on instagram for 10 years granted i do i build my brand a little bit differently it's not all just based on sex i have my husband and my family included so a lot of people don't want to see that you know but it's just crazy to me because instagram censors us so fucking much so much like we literally have to worry about everything we post yeah oh i know everything fucking, like it's, have you ever had one of your accounts taken? No. Oh God. Heaven forbid. Yeah.

Heaven forbid. Yeah. It's a fucking, it's knocking on all the wood. It's literally soul crushing. And I know people are like, oh my God, it's just fucking, it's like, no, that's our business. Yeah. It's a marketing tool. You have to have it.

Like, oh my gosh, I wake up every day with a panic attack. Yeah. You need to get back on TikTok though, because TikTok taken over oh really oh yeah it's exhausting it is but oh I literally so I'm sure you see I mess around with like a lot of like 20 year old guys I love that about you we're gonna talk about that next because I live vicariously through you so one of them I was like I love 25 and above oh girl like literally like i say like 25 to 28 is like my sweet spot i used to talk shit about bitches like us oh i used to be like fucking if you're older than fucking 10 years older than somebody that's disgusting like i

think it's gross when guys do it now but like like when we do it, I'm like, oh, Demi Moore. It's such a double standard. Kim Kardashian, do it, baby. Yeah, do it, bitch. I'm all on it. I love it, dude. How is dating for you? So dating is very hard. I would love to.

Yeah, I feel like the longer I'm in porn, the more I want to be in a monogamous relationship. It's hard. And you got to find a dude, especially that's 25 or 26 is not going to be secure enough. Absolutely not. I've been down that road before. Definitely not going to happen.

Dating's tough, but you know, I'm having a lot of fun. I'm on Tinder. I meet like, I pick up guys on Tinder. Get on Tinder, motherfucker.

I might get on Tinder just to get a date with you. Get on Tinder. So do people ever think that you're not really you all of my accounts get flagged all the time and i'm like no it's really me and it's like it's crazy it always and i use the most normal pictures like pictures of me with my dogs like pictures of me and my giants jerseys and it still gets flagged people are like no way that's her

i'm like no it's really me looking for dick on here like it's me so do they know that you're just looking for dick or do they think that I usually kind of like keep it around that way like when the conversation goes I'm like you know I'm not looking to find the love of my life on tinder right well yeah can you imagine telling your kids that where'd you and daddy meet oh on tinder on grinder you know what's crazy is so many of my girlfriends have met their husbands everything off bumble I mean AJ applegate right didn't she do that i don't know that's i mean i'm like she came on the podcast and talked about it i'm not just out here blurting her business and shit that's crazy i'm like go ahead girl yeah no i think

that's how they met and she's like about to have their baby and they're getting married and shit like it's crazy so it's possible wow dang okay well maybe i'll keep my fingers crossed what's an ideal date for you if a man matches with you on tinder what's something that he could say to you to get your attention um i'm not really like looking to go on like super like intense dates i guess right i'm like hey you want to meet for a drink and see if we get along like you know i love the way you are because i'm the same way motherfucker i don't want to eat in front of you yeah yeah like that's uh let's get it up get it in get it on and get it out girl you see do you see what i was eating yesterday i was like deep-throating chicken wings i did it was sexy

no i'm i'm the same way i hate dating i've never been a dater like it's never been my thing it's always been like let's meet at a bar and you know what it is have a couple of drinks let's see if we get along yeah but then then i want to see what kind of work they're going to put in because it's not going to be that easy to get this right you need to i like men that make efforts i'm like pretty easy so just fucking buy me a few drinks get me loose let's go i'm like uh like let's see a little bit if like we really mesh and then you know it's, it's just kind of, I don't know. I would think if you're not looking for love, you would just want to fuck and not make them work for the poont nanny. And that's exactly what it is.

Yeah. I don't want to like, I just don't have time to date right now. I feel like guys back in the day used to be like, yeah, I just want to fuck. And now guys are like, I want to fuck and I want to have an emotional connection. Yeah. And it's like, what happened to you motherfuckers that used to just fucking hit it and quit it? Because that's where I'm at with it.

Totally. I just want to have sex and I want you to leave. Like, yeah, like never talk to me again unless we're going to fuck again. You know, I am kicking them out like faster than they can put their clothes. Like I'm already pinging the Uber. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Call the Uber before it starts. Like, all right, buddy, you got Jeff in the fucking Yukon is going to be here and fucking

27 minutes. Let's fucking go, buddy. Let's go. Yeah. No, I am right there with you. Mimi's Mimi's like you fucking whores. I love it. Like, all right.

Ouch. Yeah, no, for sure. No, but I'm having fun. You know, I love I love younger men. I feel like guys my age or older they're very like set in their ways and they're very intimidated by a strong woman oh yeah like i only need you for loyalty and dick right if you can't give me that then kick rocks amen sister i'm the same way that's why when i found jay he was just so secure he knew what i

did for a living and he was just like he told me baby you're not gonna do this forever but go get your money and then when the only fans thing came me and me we talked to him about it and he's like i was like i'm just only gonna make 10 grand and then i'll turn it off motherfucker here we are you know almost two million dollars later fucking like you're like babe let me use your dick tonight yeah yeah he's always like he calls himself a cock star now because I love it because he's like living out his fucking dream of being a porn star you know fun though because it's so real like I had a guy that like I was in a relationship with and we filmed the best stuff for my only fans I mean it was so much fun well because there's like passion involved and you

actually love that person or you have a mutual respect with that person and that comes across on camera totally we could get away with so much like we were screwing everywhere like anywhere and everywhere we could do it like it's the fun stuff yes god i hate being married for six years that shit goes out the window all right their honeymoon stage is a fucking lie i can't fucking lasts forever, let me tell you. So what's next for Rochelle Ryan? You know, I'm really enjoying this wave that I'm on. I feel like the whole MILF and cougar thing, it's like I'm really. Puma.

You're going to start calling yourself a puma. Puma. You need to forge that into the porn world. Puma. Puma. You're a puma because you're younger and sexy i feel like what the fuck is a cougar anyways i love is that a no no not you i'm talking about like the animal what is a cougar i don't know do we know what it is using it is a cougar like a tiger or like what

is it it is mimi's looking it up i mean it looks like a puma is a Puma and a Cougar. The same thing. Yeah. We're about to learn something. Yeah. Let's ask Siri what she says. I would put as a Puma and a Cougar, the same thing. Yeah.

Guys, some guys on like Instagram, they're like, whenever, like I'll say like I'm a MILF. They're like, well, you're not a mom. I'm like, well, I'm a puppy mom.

Does that count? Do you ever want kids? No. Me either. I'm almost 37. I'm kind of past that prime. Same. I couldn't imagine just having a belly and fucking shitting a kid out.

Right? I can't do it. I'm too selfish. I'm too mentally unstable to fucking be pregnant and shoot a kid out. There's no fucking way. I'm way too selfish and like and especially now like i'm working and i'm really enjoying life right now i don't want to like sacrifice my body my vagina my sleep my time no thanks girl you're preaching to the choir i feel like they are the same thing oh shit i never knew i feel like okay well you're a puma if i get a relationship i'm gonna be the

woman like at an orphanage with a stopwatch and i'm gonna be like all right whichever one of you can run the 40 yard dash the fastest and it's gonna be the next football star which will be my kid whichever sperm that wins fucking gets gets to be rogelle ryan's kid oh i think you would be a great mama everyone says that i feel like society puts such a weight on us to have children they really do and i'm like you know some of us just don't want to have kids no i'm good i'm always explaining this to people they're like when are you and jelly gonna have kids and i'm like the first of never because one my husband doesn't like babies despite popular belief he loves everybody else's kids but men in general what the fuck are they

gonna they they hate kids they really fucking do not care until they're older and start doing cool shit and then that's when the parents are like father that's when the dads are like father of the year here i am been here the whole time it's like no motherfucker you're right no you weren't and i'm not about to sit at home with a fucking screaming crying kid all the time no i'm good you're right though let's talk let's move into a little bit of a darker subject real quick and i i think it's really fuck okay i'm ready i i i'm always curious about mental health and the porn industry and like the dark side of the industry yeah there is a very dark side what would you consider the dark side

like what um i feel like a lot of women get into the industry i mean i was 21 and that is young you're a baby some of these girls are getting in 18 years old that's like you haven't lived life no like you have to have an apartment in your name like a real job i mean i was a personal assistant before all of this like i think we're all assistants right aka sugar babies and didn't know it like you have to have like a job and do something and they come into this industry and they're making so much money the money just comes so fast and they just don't know what to do and then it's just sex drugs and rock and roll i mean it's just it eats you alive it really will

there's so many girls that i started work with that literally fucking are just nightmares now yeah you know because they let the drugs consume them they let they let for some reason they get into the industry and they don't expect to get trauma from the industry and when they get the trauma from the industry they become victimized right and it's like wait a second you made this decision to get into the porn industry yeah you know, and you have to be strong enough to be like, okay, I need to go to therapy or, you know, instead of turning to drugs or turning to alcohol or whatever it is that your vice is, you know, right. What do you do on bad days? Do you suffer from anxiety or depression or anything like that? Really bad anxiety. Yeah. It's bad. Yeah. Um, I was never into like alcohol or drugs, even when I was a dancer, it was just never my thing.

I was always very money motivated. Like my problem is I work too much. And I guarantee you have a Capricorn moon. Are you? You're a Taurus, right? Cancer. Oh, you're a Cancer. That's right.

I bet you do have a Capricorn moon. I would like to do your chart. You know, I have Capricorn. I work with this energy healer in Vegas. And I just saw her when I was out there and she's, she needs like the time that I was born to do some sort of like birth chart. I'm going to send it to you. It's going to be really cool.

But, um, I would like to see that. Yeah. You know, but I just think I'm just a workaholic. That's my problem. Like I've always just kind of just work way too much. Yeah. Actually, whenever we're done with this podcast, I'm going to do this TikTok because I talked about depression and anxiety in this little skit I did last night.

Yeah. And somebody was like, yeah, I doubt that because most people who are depressed can't even put on that much makeup. And I'm just like, there's so many different forms of anxiety, depression. You and I are alike. I cannot cannot stop working yeah same if I'm not working I get really depressed I numb myself out with money with work and with money like yes I'm the same way so then it's like like I recently took my first vacation I went to the Bahamas solo and it was like okay I'm not gonna work and I started having a panic attack because I just didn't know what to do with I didn't know what to do I tried putting my phone down and it was like panicking. And then it was like, all right, let me get on only fans and I'm chatting and I'm taking pics

and doing it. And our self-worth is, and this is going to sound terrible, but our self-worth is in our goals, you know? And one, it's not a bad thing, but two, it is a bad thing because it's like outside of that. Who are we when it's time to relax and take those goals away? I think the stigma of beautiful women not battling mental illness or having anxiety or having depression needs to go away. Because people look at us and they're just like, oh, you know, you guys have this perfect life. You guys know. Yeah yeah like they don't know all the shit that we fucking go through i think it's like yeah they think we're running around eating steak and lobster and yeah we're having getting dick yeah 25 year olds yeah and it's like dicks are shooting out diamonds and we're making millions of dollars it's like no

like i mean it's funny i was recently talking about this when i first got in the business like i was shooting scenes and making like peanuts yeah how much do you get paid for a scene when you were first starting out like a thousand bucks wow yeah like nothing but then you're paying your agent 10 on that you're buying wardrobe you're having a test I mean just everything yeah it was a lot I mean just absolute peanuts for for what they're gonna make on me like they're making money till yeah I'm dead oh no the porn industry is you're definitely a legend too the porn industry is just fucking I mean, just absolute peanuts for for what they're going to make on me. Like they're making money till I'm dead. Oh, no. The porn industry is you're definitely a legend to the porn industry is just fucking evil.

Like it really is. It really is. And that's where, you know, I'm so grateful for OnlyFans. I love being in control of my whole career now. No, I love that, too. I totally love that, too. So on a bad day, what do you do besides work that can help clear your. Now, like i'm

really starting to step back a little bit and i'm like okay i mean i've always been good at like taking care of my body like getting massages and stuff but now i'm like you know what that's like basic maintenance like we have to do that for as hard as we work and go to the gym and do all that like now i'm like okay i literally will take my phone and i'll leave it yeah i'm like i'm getting away from this thing yeah and i take my dogs and now i'm going to the beach oh i love the beach me too me i can literally just be by water and it's so peaceful same yeah i'm a cancer so i love the water and i'll just i'll take my dogs or i'll just go to my balcony and i love to read and i'll just read a book just zen out yeah I'll just read like a few

chapters and then I'll eat something that like makes me happy I'm like if I'm having a bad day I'm like you know I'm gonna go and I'm gonna eat a fat steak I love that steak and lobster and I'm just gonna tear it up and I don't give two fucks dude I fucking had a cheat day the other day and all I wanted was breakfast and it was the best breakfast I ever had in my fucking life i've been thinking about it ever since good for you i'm like when's my next cheat day another 13 weeks away i just found out that i'm like allergic to gluten so like no you're celiac yes wow so now it's like all steak i mean that's all i eat so you see me on chicken wings and like i wish i could eat steak and look like you if i ate steak and look like you want i wouldn't shit if i ate steak i would not look like you i wouldn't be able to shit

because my body cannot process it and i fucking would just bloat there's no fucking way yeah i can't handle it i wonder what your blood type is i don't know you'd have to find out because i made mimi look it up too it's crazy when you find out what your blood type is because it tells you exactly what your body craves and what foods are great for your body interesting called a blood diet you'll have to look it up i'm doing this whole like cleanse right now it's this big like gut like detox this company called it is but it's i love pooping it's girl it's deep though i mean it's like you're taking like breakfast lunch dinner before like as soon as you wake up in the morning, once you go to bed. Is it pills or is it juices?

It's pills and powders, but what it is, you would love it. You don't realize how much is stored in your gut. Oh, no. As far as trauma, trauma that your mother inflicted, brought onto you as a kid, what she ate when she was pregnant with me. So your gut is is there's a book i want you to listen to that will fucking blow your mind um oh uh the trauma one yes yeah it's it's fucking amazing but you can only read like or listen to like a chapter at a time at a

time thank you i'm gonna say i'm still trying to get through it i've had it yeah but um the gut is your first brain that's what people don't understand and not your brain in your head that your stomach so if you're eating shitty foods if you are fucking eating a whole bunch of processed foods candies sugars any of that shit that's gonna affect your mood that affects depression that affects most mental illnesses like there's a whole fucking study on brain fogginess i mean so much but it's crazy how much like our mothers especially pass on to us as babies my mom is a whore yeah look at me now i'm like clean it all out get it all out of me no there's a chapter in that book that we're talking

about i'll have to all right let me look it up real quick because everybody's going to want to know i've promoted it on my um i know what book you're talking um oh mind body code is that the one nope it is called right here it's called um trauma healing your past to find your freedom now this book is fucking amazing and i'll send it to you rachel it's amazing one chapter at a time but he talks about that if your mom and your dad were having an argument while your mom was pregnant and it was a brutal argument you already have that trauma marker yeah from the way your mom felt while she was pregnant with you yeah birth if you had a traumatic birth like if your cord was wrapped around your neck or something like that you're going to more than likely suffer

from anxiety because oh mine was wrapped around my neck twice that explains it yeah so when this book is fucking mind-blowing dude like i didn't know any of that and i remember like i got goosebumps i i remember when i heard that i was like god this makes so much sense because my mom was a drug addict you know and who knows what the fuck she was doing when she was pregnant with me yeah so yeah it's fucking insane it's crazy yeah i'm doing it it's like a year long and it's expensive a year long cleanse it's well it's yeah holy shit, it's fucking insane. It's crazy. Yeah, I'm doing it. It's like a year long and it's expensive. I feel like that's what- A year long cleanse? It's, well, it's, yeah.

Holy shit. Yeah, it's working with a holistic doctor because I'm like you, I'm against taking like pain medicine and all that. If I have a headache, I'm like, what essential oil can I rub on me? You're like, you know, like I'm kind of like that. I tried to heal COVID with fucking vitamins

and it didn't work. You know, I'm surprised I didn't get the Rona. Like I don't. You're so lucky. I'm like anti. I never wear a mask. Yeah. I'm not.

I'm not with the stipulations and the regulations either. But we were traveling a lot during that time, too. Had to. Yeah. So I think. But I think the traveling is where I got it from. I got it in Vegas because one of my podcast guests had it. Oh, really?

And they tested positive the next day. I wish I could find someone that had COVID and just make out with them and just see if I get it. I'm like, girl, I think after like 16 years of porn. She's like, I'm never getting the Rona. I've had some,

I've had dick that's worse than Rona. I'm like a Teflon Don over here. That's fucking funny, dude. I'm like, I haven't had it i'm like i think i'm like immune to it i don't know well fucking bless your heart and i mean that in a nice way because you never wanted i thought i was gonna fucking die everyone says that worst thing i went through no i literally fucking i got the pneumonia and everything with it it was terrible anyways enough talk about rona because i fucking hate even having to deal with that shit. I'm so tired of it. Like, can the world get back to fucking normal?

I don't think it ever will. I know. No, it's crazy. But we can start on the conspiracy theories. We'll be here forever. Right. What can we expect from Rochelle Ryan in the future? You know, I'm really enjoying this ride that I'm on right now.

I'm loving being able to shoot and be in control of everything. And what about a Rochelle Ryan doll? Do you have one? Oh, gosh. You know, I was actually in talks with a company to get one. But then when COVID hit, it was being manufactured in China. And it just got so expensive for them to ship it. And then now everything with the supply chain.

I mean, who even knows? Yeah. Yeah, I was really bummed out about that because that was something I was super excited for. So are you just going to focus more on your OnlyFans? I always want to start my own podcast. Do it. Yeah, that's what it was. I think it would be therapeutic.

I would love to do it. I have a different spinoff. I'll have to tell you my idea. I would love that. If you need help with anything, me and Mimi are here to help you. Yeah, definitely. That's something I want to do, but I don't think it's going to happen in South Florida. It's a lot of work.

While you're actually there, I mean, depending on what you want to cater to in your idea but you're there for if you want guests on it Florida's actually got oh really yeah I'm looking at more like starting it up back in Vegas oh cool yeah yeah I love Vegas yeah Vegas I love Vegas too I don't think I don't know if I could ever live there full-time again but definitely part-time yeah yeah for sure. That was my city, man. I was there for 30 something years. I miss it. I was just there and I miss it so much.

It's not the same anymore. Really? It's really not. It's so commercial now. Back in the day, Vegas was like the shit. Oh, yeah. And it was like mafia ran and like just cool shit, you know? Did you work at any of the clubs?

Oh, yeah. I worked at Crazy Horse, too. That was my shit. I worked at fucking Cheetahetos whenever I was a kid. Fucking, I'm not a kid. I love it. 18. I worked at Olympic Gardens.

Oh, the OG? Yeah, OG was my shit. They recently just got shut down. Shocking. Yeah. And the place had been open for, it was time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a crazy story.

Like what I heard, why it got shut down. Why? The owner's wife was drunk and like. Sasa? I don't know. Like I didn the owner's wife was drunk and like Sasa I don't know like I didn't know who she was I never worked there and like she got like ran like her Ferrari into someone and like yeah like they were like going after him so I guess the club just shut down wow crazy I wonder if that was Sasa I'll have to check yeah yeah that was like my family dude when I loved dancing dancing was was like the best years of my

life. I did it for 11 years. Yeah. I love it. I still love it, but only once a month. Right. No, no. Listen, after I spun on the pole and my neck has popped out of place, I'm good. Like, I'm good. Like, no. It looks like I'm about to run the 40 yard dash before I hit the stage. I'm stretching. I'm doing yoga, I'm meditating, I'm wearing knee pads. I'm like, oh my God, like I am put together right now. Like, yeah, I am literally a prancer. Like, like my friends, I'm like, I don't care. Like, just throw money at me. And it's hard, fucking it's literally hard walking around now at our age on those heels. Yeah, I posted this uh the other day on

fucking facebook and they're like why do you guys look so robotic i was like we were just joking around but really i was like dude if they only knew how tired and hot i was right right exactly like it was rough yep i put in my time though yeah no yeah no you really have and you know i'm just so proud of you and all you've accomplished dude and i'm just so excited to watch you just keep flourishing like a motherfucker i really live my life i can't i'm curiously do you yeah no i love it i love that you live life to the fullest and i love that you date the young boys because i get to fucking see you on the prowl it's just amazing oh it's fun girl i love to tell you some of my good stories like off camera ah no doing on camera shit what's one of your let me hear one while you're on camera oh god i mean i've had so many

good ones i've taken like two guys virginities that was fun oh i love that oh yeah i did that when i was a working girl yeah it's awesome it's funny that they would dude if they had rachel ryan for their first, like, how do you even top that? But I feel like it's like you're setting the bar. Right. Like, hey, like, this is what it needs to be like. You need to make sure you use rubbers with all the girls.

Of course I do. Yeah. You know, and just kind of like, this is how it needs to be. Yeah. And there you go. And like one of the guys, like, I feel so bad for him. He's 28. He's so cute.

And he was a virgin? Yes. Holy shit. Yeah. Well, he was like 25, 24, like, I feel so bad for him. He's 28. He's so cute. And he was a virgin? Yes. Holy shit. Yeah. Well, he was like 25, 24, 25. I don't even remember. But like, he's like 28 now and he's so cute. And he hasn't been with any other girls.

And I'm like, do I need to like mercy fuck you again? Charity fuck. I'm like, I feel so bad. Oh, no. He probably just holding on to that. He literally whacks off every night just thinking about that memory oh my god he's like literally sniffing your pants just black it off like a weirdo what's one of your most horrible stories oh jesus um oh god i can't even i really

honestly can't i haven't had a really bad experience because you're so damn picky yeah yeah but one time i did have a guy like we were kind of talking then it was getting down to like where he was gonna stay and we were gonna hook up and he got so grossed out that my I only had my one dog at the time that my dog slept in the bed with me he was so just grossed out he was like is the dog gonna stay in the bed and I was like yeah my dog sleeps with me every single night like obviously I'll kick the dog out right we're about to get busy yeah but he just looks so like gross and I'm a germaphobe yeah but I'm like so am I he's so cute and my dog is clean yeah that's my boo and so I was like you know what you can leave yeah bye I literally kicked him out we didn't even get to the point of smushing I was like you can just leave you're out you get no smush buddy you get no

vagina smush on out of here you motherfucker because one thing like i will tell the world i am not desperate for dick no at all like at all like some just because i want to fuck you doesn't mean i'm desperate i am not desperate yeah i don't go to bed hungry or horny yeah listen i got toys that will fucking get me off without a fucking word so yeah no i totally i totally understand if i choose to fuck you it's because i want to not because i have to exactly rochelle thank you so much for coming on why don't you dude anytime i want you to come on anytime all right deal why don't you tell people where they can find you at on all of your socials? Twitter at Rochelle Ryan. Instagram only Rochelle Ryan. Onlyfans.com backslash Rochelle Ryan.

And TikTok Rochelle Ryan. Just fucking Google Rochelle Ryan. There you go. And you'll find her everywhere. And all of my accounts are verified except TikTok. So don't get fooled by scammers. And her vagina is just as pretty as her face. Oh, well, thank you.

You're welcome. I always say a girl's vagina has as much personality as her face. I look like I was just split with an ax. No, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. Thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye.