Dumb Blonde - Season 6: Recap

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

From chats about sex and bad dates to family trauma and spiritual awakenings, murder mayhem, and Jelly's award winning moments, this season has been a wild one. Bunnie shares a few of her many favorite moments from this season. A massive shoutout to all the fantastic guests who made this season extra special, and a big thank you for listening. Stay tuned for Season 7 soon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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most little girls grow up wanting to be doctors and lawyers and shit and i was like i want to be super hot make a lot of fucking money and be a rock star's wife. That was my goal as a child. And here we are. Are you bitches ready? What's up you sexy motherfuckers? It is scary. I don't know. Today I was getting ready and I was like, oh, I should talk to the story or tell Bunny about the story. So let me tell you about one of them. So this is about the middle vibration. So there was this one time that I was reading this girl uh this woman and she was sitting down remember all of my things are online so all of my sessions are online and so um she's sitting down she has her phone right here and all I can see is that she has tile behind her that's it and she's wanting to channel this

woman named Jenna and I begin bringing her forward I'm channeling Jenna and it's weird because I begin to feel the coldness of the tile on my back and I was like odd I said I think she's in this room with you and she goes like laughs about it a second and so I keep calling her it's like Jenna what's up what's up what's up and then she shows me this flash of essentially um but blood everywhere uh coming from certain locations like wrists and stuff like that and then she shows me the same color tile where she's at and i go did she pass in this bathroom and she was like yeah i said did she you know commit suicide and she goes yeah she did she goes i'm sitting in the spot where I found her. Wow.

And I go, oh, OK. And so her spirit is still in that area. And so she's trying to come up to her wife and tell her how much she loves her and tell her how much she misses her. And she's trying to have this connection. And she's going through and she's talking about their Basset hound dog. She's in that house with them.

And I tell her all these things. And she's's like i see her all the time in here i see her all the time i'm like because they're they're there they're helping you until they move up um and so yeah that was very very interesting how long does it take for somebody to be able to move up okay so time doesn't exist in the afterlife so it's just whenever yeah so who decides that they can move up yourself wow yourself so it's like she has to let go she has to what she's done yeah you have to find your light you have to god we got to work through trauma in this life and in the next one well yeah i mean but if you if you what kind of shit is that yeah i know i know but it's like if you if you don't that and that's

that's the whole thing we're here we're learning we're understanding you know what is love you know and all that stuff and so if you kind of like fl here. We're learning. We're understanding, you know, what is love, you know, and all that stuff. And so if you kind of like flake out on it, you know, you're still going to have to go learn. Got a second chance. Yeah. So start doing the fucking work now. Shadow work now.

How long do you like to have sex? Oh, not a long time. Me either. Dude, if you more than 10 minutes. Yeah, I get 15. You're pushing it. OK, like I got we got a whole lot of stuff to do. There's some dudes that

like to go for like hours like how ew why first of all my pussy hole can't take that no there's no fucking way after a while i'm like it it fucking hurts it does it hurts and it just like it's like what are we doing okay you're just like okay bro like hurry up like those weird porn dudes i don't know if you ever had one of them. I have. They just. Sure haven't. Nope. Yeah.

The ones with like the weird flavor savers. You guys know what I'm talking about. Not one of them. Yeah. Fucking they get weird. And I bet. I don't like it. Slam bam.

Thank you, ma'am. Keep it memorable. You know, just fuck the living breath out of me leave me breathless not leave me fucking just counting sheep you know something you're just passing the time like one you're like thinking about all the shit you have to do you're like man i man, I really got to get laundry done. Well, today we are going to dive into one of Mimi's favorite serial killers. I love him so much. I'm reading this story and I'm just so fucking sick to my stomach.

And she said the craziest thing to me because she's like, I don't feel like he was a serial killer. And I'm like, this dude is fucking something's wrong with him. He's a psychopath. He's my favorite psychopath. I don't believe he was a serial killer. No, he got off on the idea of death. Right. Not the idea of killing.

Right. And he only killed a couple of people. Right. It technically three people. And that's what makes you a serial killer. Right. Three people. But he dug up the corpses. Majority of everyone else that he handled was already dead of natural causes right

but to have compassion for a weirdo like this it's gonna be hard for me to find i feel like this is similar to the eileen moreno story no she kind of you know had a heart at least she loved you know girls and only killed men and completely different when we so for those of you who don't know who we're talking about we were talking about ed gein ed gein and he's pretty pretty spicy i got her roped in by telling her a very key part of this story and she said oh we're doing yeah so yeah this has now developed into like an art form for him yeah essentially his whole entire and you know what's crazy is like it wasn't like a clean home that just had like a pair of lips hanging from the shades he was a hoarder so there were stacks of books everywhere he did love to read that was his escape but there was just shit everywhere in

this place so it took a second you know for people to realize when they went in there like holy shit this is what we're looking at these chairs that this guy is sitting in are made out of skin they would go also go on to find a collection of female genitalia four chairs with woven cane seats replaced by tanned human skin, tattooed skin lampshades and limbs and heads in boxes. Gein had made a tom tom drum from a can covered top to bottom with stretched human skin and a skin purse with a handle. He had cut an inverted skull in half to make a bowl and made an armchair with human arm bones. I mean, you got to admit the dude's fucking creative. He's an artist.

He's an artist. Artist. It did say when you read the tan skin, he tanned the skin. Oh. So it wasn't that he was digging up people with tan skin. Yeah. He was actually like doing things to the skin afterwards leaving it outside if i can get a little sun tan what if he was laying out with these bodies

like just chilling putting them in bikinis and like i love that he dressed them up and put lipstick on them for his dinner parties that is so weird dude i appreciate that so much if you could give somebody any advice that's going through an autoimmune thing, because I know you kind of glossed over it a little bit, but that was a really tough time in your life. I'm not gonna lie. It took me, it took me down and it took me to the point where I took guns away from

myself. Like it, it, it really had me down. I mean, it, it, it had me down.

How long did you go? Like, how long did you go through it? Uh, for about six months where I was like, I was just, I was just, I don't know. I was just, I was existing because everything that I'd been able to do and that I loved all of a sudden just went away. Like I was still playing shows.

I put my glasses on, closed one eye. People would go, oh, Colt was great. He was drunk. I'm like, I don't even drink. I've been like, but I couldn't see. So my balance was terrible. My, my depth perception perception was terrible i had to make sure they taped up the stage what a fucking soldier though to be going through this and still wanting to go out and just make people happy yeah i can't stop playing music because this what am i gonna do sit at home like

that shit that ain't gonna make me happy either so i just wanted to work so i played 100 plus shows like that but that's insane the doctor's like you need tons of rest and no stress I'm like well that's just freaking great 21 day tour let's go so I you know I just kind of I just fought through it but it was tough no lie man like I had I leaned on some friends at times when I called them up and be like, dude, I'm like, I'm not doing good. Because, again, what I love to do on the road was play golf. That was my escape from being on the road. I'd go play golf.

All of a sudden, can't do that because I can't see. And then hunting and all the other stuff, like me and Brantley, that I love to do. Can't do that. Can't see. And it was dangerous driving. And then it was dangerous driving. And then it was just like, he, the doctor was like, Oh, by the way, heat really affects it too. I'm like, awesome. So, you know, when I'm playing this festival and it's 97 degrees outside, like

I think last July we had 20 shows. I averaged 17 hours a day sleeping. Wow. It was all I could do. I mean, I would sleep, wake up four o'clock, eat a couple bites of sandwich, go back to bed, wake up 30 minutes before the show, somehow run up on stage, play the show, and I'd be asleep before they loaded the truck. I mean, like I just, and I just, but again, Megan knew I was in a tough place, and she loved me through it.

She encouraged me when I, I don't want to be a pussy and cry on your show. I get emotional. I'm an emotional dude. But like, love me through that and love me to keep, kept going, you know, hanging there. Come on, keep fighting. And got some medicine in the last couple of months that has really made a difference. So I'm back where I can see, I can play golf again. So things are good.

Things are good. You only, you went through that because there was just a blessing in the lesson and you know you have such a great attitude about everything else maybe we don't know what the reason was good bad shit happens to good people all the time but you're here to tell your story and the story is going to touch

so many people yeah I've been reading your book which we'll get into wild and well it's amazing she has it on audio and she also has it available to purchase everywhere. Yes. And it's just really crazy learning about just how trauma alone can affect your body, you know, which a lot of people don't realize. And you actually went through some traumas as a child.

Bunny, I grew up in a complete shithole of chaos right my grandfather he died by suicide in the driveway of the house that I grew up in my mom attempted suicide multiple times institutionalized twice before I was born and then was institutionalized when I was six weeks old for postpartum psychosis. My first stepfather was a child molester. The second one almost choked me unconscious my senior year in high school. And I started in high school with chronic diarrhea. I mean, just horrible diarrhea. Was that from living in fight or flight all the time? Stress, you bet. Chronic diarrhea.

I had the first of four colonoscopies at age 20. I had four colonoscopies before I was 44 years old. I was diagnosed with chronic itching, like urticaria, chronic itching. I was diagnosed with lupus, fibro. I was depressed. I was on every medicine known to man. And then of course, diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome. And every single bit of that was caused from childhood trauma, the majority of it, and my diet. So I spent 44 years seeing doctors, 10 doctors, but I was 38 years old. And I, I remember the morning that I was

going to die by suicide. I had it planned. I was going to drive off the foot of Broadway. And I talk about it in the book, you know, and it's hard to talk about, but I was going to die that morning. And I was literally was laying in bed, ready to fulfill the family legacy sort of thing. And all of a sudden through the bedroom door, Jackson and Ella came running in. They were like five and six years old. And they were like, mom, mom, get up. And I mean, they jumped on the bed. They wanted to eat. And Jackson and Ella are her children. They are. They're my, they're my kids. Yes. And they're now 25 and 27. And they saved my life that day. I got up and I was in a verbally and emotionally abusive marriage.

I was not physically abusive, but I filed for divorce less than a year later. I was on food stamps, a medical card. We packed up a 26 foot U-Haul. I got accepted to nurse practitioner school down here. I already had a degree in fashion design, made a 180 turn to go to nursing school. And a hermit crab, a cat, an English bulldog, Harlan Howard, two kids. And we started over 17 years ago. And I got out of school. Let's rewind it a little bit. Because there's a lot of people that listen to my podcast that have grown up with fucked up childhoods.

And are so traumatized so you know i want people that to stay with people that actually are dealing with a lot of like health issues that one trauma causes a lot of them do you think it causes most of them i believe so yes and you know the body keeps score absolutely you've read the book and dr vessel um vandercock um vandercock vandercock sorry that's my add that yeah like let's go have a blast and if i have an embarrassing moment you had with a man oh i have one and i don't never i will this shit haunts me till i will i don't i can't do it anyway there's nothing worse than experimenting and everything you're comfortable with the guy and you have a nice 500 white duvet and then shit literally Okay, was he wearing the butt plug or were you?

Oh, no. You had a shitty time? Yeah, and he pulled it. Damn it. He pulled it out. I was like, oh, my God. It started to smell. Oh, no. Damn smell.

What did he do? I've never told that story. What did he do? Oh, I got a funny story, too. But what did he do? I don't think he... I think he noticed because there was like a. A stench.

A stench. An aroma of dookie. And like he just hopped on. He just, I quickly, like once I saw the sheets and everything, I quickly like folded up the duvet and like sprayed for breath. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. That is hilarious. So a butt plug, you know how they're shaped, right?

He pulled it out and it was on the butt plug. Holy. It looked like it. Well, I got one that'll make you feel better. It wasn't me personally and I'm looking for the video. Oh, that does not make me feel better. It wasn't you personally, but I just told. hold on. I've got the video to prove this. When was the last time you needed to go to a doctor, but you pushed it off, made the excuse of I'm too busy. It'll heal

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with Shopify today. Shopify dot com slash bunny. So whose video is this and how did you. All right. Well I'm going to tell you right now. So I've never told this story anywhere before. Oh I feel intrigued. I had this sugar daddy who we adoringly named nicknamed shitter. And after this situation, so I was there with my girl. Um, we were making so much fucking money. I'm talking like we probably made like 30 grand each that night, whatever. And he was doing lines of cocaine off her ass, off my ass. We were doing a bunch of blow. Of course, this was like fucking eight years ago, dude. Uh, we were fucking just partying it up. Jay was in Nashville. This is when Jay and I first got together. Jay was

in Nashville, um, doing something. And, um, I was like telling him what was going on. You know, this dude, we were in a hotel room that had white sheets. He's completely naked and he's just snorting shit on the fucking on the duvet so here's a video of him doing a lot video from eight years ago yes we kept saying shit because he was shitting so he's snorting a line off her ass right i cannot believe i'm showing you guys So he's snorting a line off her ass, right? I cannot believe I'm showing you guys this. He's snorting a line. Is that in your Snapchat?

Snorting a line off her ass, right? There's his butthole. Because there was shit coming off of it. And then hold on. Hold on. There's the sheet that has the shit stain on it that's what my duvet looked like so i'm so fucked up and all we kept talking about was shit because he fucking kept leaving

shit everywhere so yeah so you told me your shitter story yes sugar daddy shitter yep i told you my first butt plug experience. There we go, baby. It's a fucking shitty situation all around. Oh, I've got horrendous grammar stories. Oh, my God. Where do I start? Oh, give me the best one.

The best one. Okay. Let me wipe my nose. It's running. Sorry. Okay. I'll tell you the best one. There's two.

All right. Let's hear them. Okay. so the first one was my very first hookup ever yeah my wife and I are still together she's still living at the house which we'll get into in a little bit yeah we had freed ourselves to see other people as long as we didn't bring back the house at that time we're like everything's good and so I'm out with my friend Jasleen who is another trans woman we're at this little wine bar. And I'm just like, girl, I need to just fuck a guy and get it over with. And she goes, get on Grindr.

What's Grindr? And she looks at me like, what do you mean, what's Grindr? I don't know. I've been married for 20 years. I haven't dated. I don't know what's going on. Give me your phone. And so she created an account for me. And I, this is before anything was happening where I was like very public about me

dating other people. I'm like, nobody can know a fake profile. No problem. In five minutes, she's got a guy on the hook and she's like, Oh, I fucked him.

He's awesome. He's got big, she's like, she's got a big old dick. He's safe. He's six foot. Oh, this is perfect.

Is that a good thing? He's got a big dick. She's like, yeah. I'm like, okay, I don't know. This this is like I've never been with the guy I've kissed a guy once then that was post transition this was your first so okay let's let's stop you right there so all through high school WWE you had never been with a dude no and no desire to no desire oh I thought like the thought of being with the guy I I'm going to open this. Yeah. Go ahead. Water here. The thought of being with a guy pre-transition.

I wanted to throw up. Wow. Yeah. And I wrestled dudes in boots and underwear. And I'm just like, bro, you stink. Open up some deodorant. You know, something like that. But never like, you know, we do some weird shit in wrestling.

Yeah. Where our heads are in weird places. But never once was like, huh. Never attracted to men until after you decided to start transitioning. Never once. I cannot wait to dive into that. That's amazing. Oh, it's interesting.

Let me tell you. So we run home and I tell Priscilla, I go, look, Jocelyn got me this hookup. She goes, oh my God, tell me about it. Let me see him. So she's all excited. I love that. And her and Jocelyn are looking at this guy like, damn, he's hot. And he's really big and built.

And so I go shower. And I come out with all these outfits. And they look at me. And Jocelyn goes, girl, no. This is a hookup. Don't get dressed up for him. I'm like, what? Really?

She goes, yeah, go put on some shorts and a tank top. Oh, OK. So I put on these little tiny trash shorts and a tank top. We love trash. Yeah. I was, the next two, the story is going to blow your mind. Speaking of trash. So I go drive out and I meet this guy. I've got like minimal makeup on. It was back when I was still wearing wigs, pre-facial surgery. And I'm, you know, 220 something pounds of muscle still. And I knock on this guy's door. It's his apartment.

And he is handsome, like handsome. I'm like, oh, stunning blue eyes, shaved head, bodybuilder. Just hot. Wow. And he gives me a hug and he's like, hey, I'm like, hi. And he just starts walking to the bedroom. And I go, oh, let's get to the point. OK, this is what we do. Cool. I guess we just go there. And he just starts walking to the bedroom. And I go, oh. Let's get to the point. OK, this is what we do.

Cool. I guess we just go there. And he sits down. He's kind of just making some chitchat. And he starts undoing his shoes. And OK, I start undoing my strappy heels that I'm wearing. And I'm like, OK, I guess that's what we do. And I go, look, look, look.

My girlfriend said not to say this. But I got to be honest. I've never been with a guy before. And he looks at me and he goes, what? Yeah, I've never been with a guy before. And he goes, wow, okay. And he goes, well, I'm going to tell you something. You were honest with me, I'll be honest with you.

He says, I've only been with one trans woman. And I go, oh, my God, that must have been Jocelyn. Because, you know, she fucked him, you know, a couple months ago. And he goes, it was like two, three years ago. And I looked at him like, what? What? Oh, you're lying to me. Okay, you're hot.

I don't care. That was at that moment I go, okay, guys lie all the time. He's totally lying to me. He wants us to go down. I don't give a shit. And so we kind of are like getting things undone and I look I'm like hey I don't even know your name and he goes do you want to I looked at him I said nah and I just took my shirt off I took my pants off let's go so you get down to business and things are going, go in my direction. I'm like,

this is good. And in that, can I ask a personal question? Yeah. In that moment, do you decide to be a top or a bottom or how does that, or did he decide for you? So my desire is always to be a bottom.

I wanted the female experience. Um, I think half was more resentful when I left and when Bridget left, because I think he expected me and wanted me to stay around the whole time and I think when Kendra came along everybody knew she wasn't gonna stay that long and she'd be there for a couple years so if she wanted to leave and like become this star who's still kind of controlled by this guy who's keeping her loyal to the playboy narrative like that was great right but I think Hef held a lot of resentment when I left because

I left from his perspective so suddenly like anybody else looking at the situation would not think it's sudden because I've been going through so much but I think in his mind he was like wait what the fuck just happened do you think have genuinely loved you maybe as much as he could love somebody right but his idea of love is so weird warped warped narcissistic I think he's or was, I talk about him in present tense, which is so weird. People point that out that I do that on my podcast and it's weird. Anyway, so I feel like he was really addicted to like the feeling of longing. So he always wanted like more, more, more. And he always wanted to, like if he had a girlfriend who left,

he always wanted to win that girl back. Right. It was more like addicted to the conflict. To the chaos. Yeah. Addicted to the drama. And that's why he always wanted to pit girls against each other and things like that. Right.

Which I hate. I don't want drama in a relationship. There's too much drama in the real world. I want my relationship to be like. It has to be your peace. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

So being in a relationship like that are you open to like open relationships now or like the opposite she's like I don't know she's like absolutely not I am the only one and that's it yeah I respect it out like even if I'm like watching a porn and I think like a threesome scene is hot or something I feel like if I was in that situation in real life I would snap and like decapitate someone. Yeah. I love that though. Don't mess with Holly's man, baby. So let's talk about something else that you enjoy makeup. Do you still enjoy makeup? I really do. Yeah. Yeah. And skincare now too. Obsessed. The older we get, I've always loved skincare. I used to tell people as young as 15, don't move your face. Right.

Yeah. Which was always my thing. That's why I'm frozen. Now as I get older, I don't care. I dissolved all my filler and I'm just kind of living a more free life. But I'm still me. I'm still a Jeffrey fucking star. Do you do Botox or anything? I haven't in two years.

Wow. It looks amazing though. I have to have it. I can't. When I start getting the wrinkles in the forehead, I freak out. Yeah. I do have more wrinkles. I'm not embracing them.

Maybe they'll go away this this winter. Great, though. Thank you. But I'm just doing a little more like my lips were too crazy. So I dissolved a lot. And you know, when things start to migrate, I was like fucking Marge Simpson. So I had to. Yeah, I had to tone it down for me.

Like below my nose was getting weird. Now your face is perfect. You look beautiful. So I have the tone it down a notch for me. Yeah, that but we always do things for us not for anybody else but i always go extreme yeah for sure so you started the makeup brand in 2014 2014 i launched three liquid lips on black friday and you were looking for an investor akon was gonna invest but he couldn't he was out next let's hit up my best friend of 12 years, Kat Von D. She's down.

She shows me a makeup lab and I start doing my formula. She literally gives me a sample with a name of the lab. I call it do all the work. When she tried to destroy my career online, which flopped and backfired, she said she did everything. It was the biggest insult I think I've ever felt in my entire life. Because I did everything. Yeah, it's always hurtful when a friendship breaks up. It's like worse than a divorce and publicly for the very first time. Cause I had not really done online drama. Then

after that, as bigger as, as things got, Oh, it was a bloodbath. I feel like people just come for you just to be, yes. They used to all the time just to get attention. So, but it was my first big taste of the internet flipping without knowing any facts. Oh, they don't care. And then days later, if I recall, they all flip back and realize it was all full of shit. Yeah, they don't care. But it was so hurtful for someone to say, I created his brand. It was like, but it was believable that was a problem.

And now knowing. Because she was a little bit bigger than you back then. Absolutely. Right. Because she had that L.A. or whatever. And she liked having more money than me. And she liked being the friend that had more. So when I surpassed her, she flipped on me.

12-year friendship. She's tattooed my whole body. 50 portraits. Would you guys ever be friends again? No. Because of you? Because of the way I was treated. Forgiving is fine when you get older. You can never forgiving is fine. When you get older,

you can never go back to someone that stabbed you that hard. Well, you can forgive, but not forget. Yes. So it was one of the most painful things I've gone through. Do you think maybe she's grown a lot since being a wife and I'm just playing devil's advocate? I honestly have no idea.

Yeah. I'm one of those people that now that I've, I've really helped myself. I don't lurk. It's like the old days. I would care what everyone's doing. It's unhealthy it is it's very toxic i need to stop doing that i don't so i don't read the news i don't know what's happening anymore i don't care who's fucking who what's this who did this who i just don't care it's so unhealthy you just get to

a point of just yes but when you're in the, yes, you're told she has a kid now. That's crazy. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. Insane, that shit. That's fucking insane. Yeah.

And when you say also, like, I hate children, and then you have one, anyone's allowed to change their mind, obviously. Yeah, absolutely. I've grown a lot. It was wild to see someone become a parent. Right. So hopefully it makes them nicer i feel like trisha paid us having a kid has helped her grow a little bit too you know absolutely i feel like i think i i don't know i've never had my own child so i wouldn't know but i feel like children

soften women too so you know you never know never say never maybe you guys will cross paths somewhere down the road and be able to, you know, Trisha, maybe. Yeah. Trisha just did. She did me and Jay wrong and made up a whole drama. Yeah.

And then had a kid. Trisha actually flaked on me yesterday. I came off tour to fucking do her podcast with her. Well, to do her podcast and her come on my podcast. And she texts me an hour before she was supposed to show up that she wasn't coming that's so unprofessional but i'm just you know it is what it is and everything well i normally don't talk about drama because the old jeffrey people just think things

so differently than who i am yeah so i just kind of stray away from that and i don't like feeding into these things no never but she did me really wrong She made up all these lies that I fat shamed her and called her all these things. Never happened. Right. Never happened. And then she gets in a fight. Yeah. What a moment.

Yeah. You have that one moment and you're like, yo, I got to shoot this. I got to, this is my shot. I got a fire. I got a fire. This is it. You know what I'm saying? I was given exactly 60 seconds to say something.

I didn't think I was going to win. So I knew this was my only time to talk. I was thinking, how can I thank the most important people the quickest? Thank the other nominees, of course, who I thought were so deserving, and especially Zach, because it was really important for me

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could really touch and move people the way that it has. It wasn't meant to be as like pastory as it was. You can't help it though. You get like that even at home. When you're talking about stuff, you just are so like, that's you home like when you're talking about stuff you just are so like that's you that

is you thank you yeah i was hoping somebody that knew me would say that eventually because i think sometimes people are like is this like is this dude selling us something it's like oh you've never been you've never been around me no you are the most boisterous fucking animated human like when i'm really fired up. Dare I say it, you're the coolest thing that's happened at the CMAs in a really long fucking time. It's literally tens of millions of views. Yeah.

No, it's insanity, dude. Like over 50 or something is what I've seen. I mean, you have made it on every platform. Twitter is always in a division. That's probably one of the hardest platforms. And they said that you united Twitter for one day. They said twitter was united for a day until he brought twitter together they said me and rod wave could do a song and end racism literally oh hi grandma so until my grandpa died and then uh now they're all still doing it and i am i'm the one that decided to stay on with my

kids but uh yeah so just for now. And then, so I guess I started doing the corner call stuff and ended up realizing that I actually really liked it. I, so what does a corner call consist of? So a corner call is, is really, it's the horrible deaths. So it's the, the drug overdoses, the suicides, homicides, car accidents, very sudden death that would require an autopsy. So I did all those calls and I went and worked for my dad for the summer. And then I started community college that following fall and just told my dad I wanted to do this. So that dad was elated. Very, very excited.

Isn't that crazy how life's full circle? Mm hmm. Yeah. elated very very excited oh and isn't it crazy how life's full circle yeah and um you know my mom thought I was crazy to go work for my dad oh damn it mom relax this is her life and so she's like well you're gonna have to figure it out on your own so I did um and um uh yeah so and the rest is kind of history but when my cousin took his life, I really, I didn't see myself. I really got depressed again, myself. I just, I missed him. I couldn't believe he made that decision. I couldn't believe he was gone. And I, I went to school. I hated it. Uh, switched, started thinking about going in, helping other people that have lost a loved one.

And you'll find that a lot of morticians, funeral directors that we, we, we get into this industry for that reason, because we have lost someone that we love so much and it's healing for us to help somebody else. I actually wanted to be a mortician. Really? Yes, I did. Um, and I looked into it. Vegas didn't offer a lot of schooling for that. And the reason why I wanted to get into it was because I have such a fear of death. And I was like, I'm the type of person like if I fear something, I want to face it head on. So I was like, you know, if I could get into this industry, then I would be able to conquer my fear of death. And of course, it never worked out that way. Because you know, again, Vegas didn't have the schooling that they probably have now back when I wanted to do it. But I've

always been fascinated with death and like all things, you know, just dark and like, I don't want to say sinister, but just like that. You're right, dude. I have always had a fascination with all of those things. So I just, you you know it was very fitting for me to want to do that but then I decided to be a stripper and here we are I wanted to do hair yeah like and I had before I've gone to a funeral home for a client that passed away and did her hair but I wanted to do that so bad but my parents were like no it's like a family like a lot of funeral homes are very family-based so like to get in and to get paid well is very hard yeah absolutely yep funeral homes are hard to get into i have a lot of people that message

and say oh i want to do just the makeup or i just want to do the hair and unfortunately we don't hire people just for that right yeah um it's a it's a trust thing but then also uh funeral homes are cheap and they'd rather just have the funeral directors do that so they don't have to pay somebody extra, unless the family does request to have somebody specific come in to do the hair. It's crazy to hear you say funeral homes are cheap in that aspect because death is expensive. Death is expensive.

It is fucking. I had a private autopsy for my mom last year because I thought she was overdosed in her, um, hospital and I had, um, her cremated afterwards and it's expensive. It is expensive. And that's not even a whole few, like I looked into funerals for her because, you know, they wanted her to have a funeral in Indiana for the two people who would have showed up and it was still fricking expensive. I was just like, is crazy like I'm

in the wrong business there's the ethic part of all of this is just I mean beyond me like the one there's no ethics yeah the one time I did hair for someone who had passed that still sticks with me to this day and to think how many she did over that 10 year span and you had them coming in all day every day that's like how busy I won't touch dead bodies last time I touched I wouldn't even touch my mom when she passed and I was in the room she was dead I was able to say my goodbyes to her in the hospital I wouldn't touch her because last time I touched a dead body I ended up with the worst suicidal ideation I've ever had of course it was the same time around a bunch of shit that had been, but I went to a funeral and touched my friend's chest and told him that I

loved him. And I'm telling you, I battled with suicidal ideation for almost a year or two years after that. Two years. Yeah, it was a good two years and I will never touch a dead body again. So I can't imagine how this woman is touching all these dead bodies and just the karma that she has reaped for herself. Okay. So I want to know, so when you put your hand, we got into my trauma.

Um, so when you put your hand on their chest, is it just because it's cold? Is it just because it didn't feel like how you thought it was going to feel? Is that why it triggered you when you. No, I, I have always been able to see spirits.

I've always been able to feel things. I've always been able. So this was I've always been able to feel things. I've always been able. So this was a friend who was violently killed. Oh my gosh. And I think what happened was whatever he was into that caused that situation to happen latched onto me, the dark entity that was following him. Because I just, I lovingly went down on his chest and I was like, I love you so much like that. And I swear right then I could just, I could feel him in the funeral room and the whole, he was watching

the funeral from the corner of the room. Like, and I told my husband, I was like, chisels here. I was like, he's watching this entire funeral. And, um, I just went home and literally it was like immediately just depression. And like, I mean, I'm talking like, Lauren, when I tell you, I told Jay the best way to describe it. And like I said, I was going through a lot of other shit at the time too. I had just lost it. I just had a miscarriage. I had just had my breast implants removed.

So, I mean, there's a number of factors, but this all ties into each other. So it's like I'll never touch a dead body again because of that. But it was like eternal sadness it was like he was showing me like this is how sad I am I want you to feel how sad I am you know it was just the worst feeling like I I was so tired that the thought of living to 50 exhausted me so how did you how did you come out of that did you I'm a fighter did you banish that those that away like that that I prayed I you know I've done I prayed I I don't really I Jesus is literally the only thing that probably pulled me out of that and it took a good almost two years I talk about it a lot on the podcast you know because I went through it but Jesus exercise

will to live will to not let the darkness win you know when cause I went through it, but Jesus exercise will to live, will to not let the darkness win. You know, when you get that low, you just get to a point where you're like me personally gets to a point where I'm like, I'm not going to let the devil win. I'm not these thoughts, this darkness, this isn't me. Like I, I'm a, I love light, you know? So I'm obsessed with dark things. I'm curious about them, but I don't want that to be in me, you know? So it was just a fight. It literally was, I fought for my life for two straight years of just Mimi saw it. I went through hell. It was crazy. Um, but yeah, so that's why I'll never touch a dead body. So this lady, I don't know how she fucking

has touched and done the dead so wrong i mean obviously she's she's getting her karma now but spiritually we're in spiritual warfare 24 7 i was like i love a trashy bitch yeah like literally i was just like don't worry i got you she's like you see my car you should see my pussy so you guys go back to your place and what happens there we made a pot of coffee and then we have a similar artist that we love orville peck we danced and then we kissed so yeah then you know where things went from there right this one oh my god it's like sometimes i have to wear a chastity belt around her it's really bad she's horny yeah that's good

i don't even know if that's the word it's feral she's she's pice she's a pisces i'm a pisces venus i'm feral too like insatiable appetite for sex like literally like the rob zombie song i know swear to god like it's just you can't stop it like i'm sure on the first date it was like 15 times good lord and you kept up yes lou i just got out the military i still had the salmon i didn't have lou is the man i know i love that it was wild i was like you know what you respect women you're like no other yeah check check check can we talk about that relationship i don't want to be disrespectful yeah okay cool found out that he was cheating. Yeah, basically that started in 2014. Oh, okay. Wow. So you guys were together for a long time. This just wasn't a flash in the pan. No, it was seven years. We moved to Orlando. I don't know. Things

just started getting weird whenever I started doing TikTok. I remember one day I was walking by his gaming room. He was a gamer. Red flag, by the way. And I heard a girl's voice and I was like, okay, that's weird. But like, I'm not the jealous type. The way he was talking to her was like the way that he would talk to me. That flirty, whatever vibe. And he's just doing this with you in the house? Yeah. That's crazy. I know. So I talked to him about it and I was like, I feel uncomfortable the way you were talking to her. It's not that you were talking to her, it's just the way. So he was like, okay, like I won't talk to her anymore if it makes you uncomfortable. And I was like, cool. A year goes by.

I walk by his room again and I hear the same girl. So he never talks to her again in front of you. But I don't know. Right. Is he would check in on me at night, make sure I was asleep and then go talk to her. I would pretend to sleep. I would get up, go to the door and hear him talking to her. Disrespect, but the restraint that you have, dude.

I would have fucking flown through that door so fast. I know it was hard, but like I felt so stuck because i was like this is like most of my life and this is into this person i don't know myself seems to be a theme of you and your life peeking behind the door watching yeah literally yeah that's a good point wow we got one stop lot in a dollar store very small town in eastern kentucky i'm from the city and i never knew what like i knew what dollar generals were but i didn't know the meaning really behind them of like how much the south really relies on those until I moved out here to Nashville and I was like holy shit you guys really have like a thing for the dollar generals. Like I mean if there's nothing else in a small town there's

probably gonna be a dollar general somewhere. It's like a town mascot like just dollar general the town mascot. So growing up in a small town, what is that like? Are you thankful for growing up in a small town? Oh, yeah. I mean, I love where I come from. I mean, I grew up on a backer farm. My grandparents had a backer farm, and I stayed with them a lot. And, you know, we farmed everything, like corn, beans, tomatoes, potatoes.

We canned everything. You know, it was really just that country life. And I'm super thankful that I got brought up like that. You know, it was go outside and play, take your cousin, you know, go up the creek, and we'd kill snakes. It's just a good way to, I think, be brought up like that. And I couldn't imagine anything else. I really got my chops up, it helped me learn how to interact with the crowd. And because you know, if you're not interacting with the crowd, you're not getting tips. Yeah, if you're not getting know if you're not interacting with the crowd you're not getting tips yeah if you're not getting tips you're not paying their rent you know I feel like that's like literally the best schooling that you could get like before you like actually go on tour

and like have to deal with huge crowds and stuff like that like working in the bars on Broadway especially just probably like really showed you oh and people are ruthless too you know it's like they're in your face screaming wagon wheel like two hours a day and i'm just like okay so eventually from there what's your most what was your most requested song wagon wheel lord i thought it would be journey don't stop believing i would get that one sometimes yeah um someone paid me like 100 bucks for free bird one time oh god the longest song in america i was like all right if you want all 10 minutes of it i'll give it to you, baby. That's it. I mean, we can do it.

The other one that I would, Oh, Margaritaville. Cause I played in Margaritaville. So it was like salt, salt, salt all day long. Just dealing with drunk people all day long too. Can we normalize people not wanting children, you know, just to interject. I feel, I hate like people ask Jay, me and Jay all the time. They're like, are you guys ever going to have kids? And I'm like, no, I don't fucking want kids.

Like, I don't want to inflict the trauma that my fucking family did on me. Like, I don't want to be responsible for that. I don't think you would do that. But I definitely don't want. Not now. But if I had a shit one out when I was 18, imagine that kid would be fucked up right now. That's kind of where I was at. But to be fair, I did detox solely for the fact that I was.

So some points there. Yeah. A lot of women can do a lot of drug addicts don't do that. But yeah. So, you know, that's why I got sober. And then I was like, oh, I can't tell anyone I relapsed. Like, that's embarrassing. Like after all that, you know.

So I was going through the whole, you know, liar addict shit. The house was filthy. It was pretty gross. I mean, I'm already, I'm not going to lie. Like I'm a bit of a slob naturally because my father was like, I grew up like with a slob, you know what I mean? Like, and that's not even any shade. It's like the man would like piss and Gatorade bottles and like throw them in the backseat

of the car. Oh, so you were married to Jay. All right. So your dad was Jay. Sorry. No, totally reminds me of him a lot. But this dude will piss in a bathtub in the toilets, literally right next to him.

And I'm like, can you not? And he, remember he pissed all over my hair extensions. I was like, what is wrong with you? Like go to the fucking bathroom. You hobo.

Yeah, that was definitely, um, that was, and that's kind of how like I am like naturally I'm kind of sloppy. You know what I mean? Like I'll just have my whole nightstand just, and I'll like put like the last piece of trash

to let it like, you know what I mean? Like make sure it doesn't fall, you know? But, um, so I got better about that, but I'm still kind of like that. But this was like a whole nother level. Cause if you're already not a clean person and then you become a junkie, I mean, it's like, it's pretty bad. I couldn't imagine. I mean, there were moments where, you know, like I smoked what I thought was heroin off

the floor. Yeah, to maintain your lifestyle. Yeah. When it came to like stripping, they would just be like, hey, you want to dance? Oh, no. All right. I would make $100, a hundred dollars bitch like at the club like it was bad and i was only like 19 like there was a problem right but once i started dancing it was like they were at my um you know at my will you know it's like i'm the only stripper you got you better pay me right it worked out really well because I didn't have to hustle um but yeah so that that all transpired and then um then I met a girl we ended up you know hitting it off I was

like dating a girl while I was with this guy and she was a heroin addict and I ended up being sick one time and I just had to like um not be sick be sick. And she was like, Oh, I don't want to give you, how many pills were you taking a day? The first round I was taking 40 pills a day, but God, um, Norcos and then doing like probably about a gram of Coke a day. Um, but I got clean and then I went and relapsed again. Wow. And then I was doing less. 40 pills a day.

I couldn't, I would just get sick. So most I could do was like two or three a day. And that was my addiction. But 40 pills, no wonder you couldn't shit. I do. So I did make it. Is that a challenge? Challenge accepted.

Yeah. I ended up at the sober living upstairs. I managed the sober living, which is basically you just log people in and out. It's not really managing it, but I was like in charge. So I was actually trusted, which was new. Got a little car. Where's your boyfriend at this time? Still in rehab? Oh, yeah, that guy. It's like I was making out with the dude because I was. But yeah, I was. I was so on another level. Making out with the dudes. Because I was,

but yeah, I was, I was so on another level. And, and it was funny because we dropped him off at rehab before we went to take me. And me and him were making out in the lobby. I had vomit in my hair from, and he was like, I love you.

And I was like, yeah, you know, like this whole thing. And then like, I got to rehab and I was devastated. All I talked about, I love him.

He's the love of my life and all that shit. And the second, like we hung out and i was sober and like i was just like he would do weird shit he gave you the ick yeah and it was just it was messing with me because poor thing he really did love me you know what i mean he was like he everything was fine he didn't change you know what i mean like but i was just like i didn't feel it at all anymore like well the veil was lifted yeah i was like i never had fallen in love with him um i knew i wasn't even when we first started dating i knew he was just pretty

and he was and he was fun right i mean and he was wild like me but i was like with the drugs you think you're in love you know what i mean so i was like back to that where i'm like i don't want to have sex with you good i love that so all right we have since you okay who did you model trailer trash Tammy after yeah Charlie's Theron from the movie Monster yeah without a doubt so it's only fitting that we cover what how do I pronounce her last name Eileen Wuornos yeah is that how you say it I watched Monster last night oh I love it it's an amazing it is an amazing movie first off did you kind of sense the Tammy mannerisms oh when she flicked her hair at the end when they were carrying her out to the cop car to bring her to jail I was like there's there it is yep that'll

do it that'll do it yeah no for sure um I watched the movie last night and I have been researching her story the past few days and i have to say the empath in me has so much empathy for her because of all the trauma that this woman went through it's like i understand why she did what she did men suck dude she didn't have a good start no from day one at all so let's hop into it and we're going to talk about Eileen Wernos today and go down that rabbit hole because you know what she did was wrong absolutely you know we can't justify that but at the same time it's like damn once you hear her story it's almost like you can like understand why she was the way she was a lot of people feel that way yeah I think she's the most loved serial killer. Yeah. Absolutely. It was amazing because her nicknames are the Damsel of Death and America's First Female

Serial Killer. Wow. I mean, like, what a title, bitch. Go. Go, bitch, go. Right? So Eileen was born. She was a Pisces.

She was born in Rochester, Michigan on February 29th. on February 29th. And from late 1989 through the late 1990s, the bodies of seven middle-aged white men were discovered in Central Florida. The assailant had robbed all of the victims before shooting them to death and stealing their cars. I mean, listen, at least she didn't, you know, like decapitate them and shit you know that's what

i'm thinking like she at least it was a clean getaway it sounded like she was robbing him right you know not justifying it but just saying just saying just saying why don't you kick it off mimi with her childhood so we can get into it i really dove deep into her childhood this is like i love to know like where people stem from and her dad alone like the girl didn't even start with good genes no she had sick demented parents her parents were awful generational trauma yeah um leo was the father and he served time in kansas and michigan mental hospitals and later committed suicide he was in prison for child molestation and kidnapping of a seven-year-old damn so you could only imagine what he was doing to her and their siblings yeah well

no he wasn't around when she was pregnant when she was born he was already put away oh he was already put away okay gotcha but his the mother the mother was 14 years old so diane was 14 years old when she got with leo right and leo was 18 so you're an 18 year old sleeping with a 14 year old and knocks her up and has two kids with her she did later on leave she was uh she had her first child at 15 and she abandoned both of her children which were keith and eileen and they were left with their grandparents which those were just as fucked up as the parents were so i'm telling generational trauma at this point oh yeah absolutely generational she already got a fucking shit dealt a shitty hand someone wants to know our take on aliens

i believe they're real i think they probably left this bitch because they saw how ghetto it was i am i saw a ufo because i grew up in vegas i saw a ufo when i was a little girl we were driving on the freeway i-15 i looked up in the fucking sky there was a huge it was black huge black like was it like what you think of a sphere or was it just a shape or it looked like almost like a fighter jet but bigger okay and but it wasn't a fighter jet because this motherfucker literally i was like hey what is that in the sky talking to my parents and it fucking went like it did a zigzag like this. And then I'm talking like took off like into you couldn't see it anymore. It was the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life.

Holy shit. Yeah. And you still remember it so vividly. Oh, absolutely. But Vegas is also very close to Area 51. Yeah. So we've always had like alien activity and like weird shit out there. That's crazy.

I definitely believe in it. I feel like also I slightly believe in the fact that like a lot of like alien stuff that we see is also future yeah you know like people coming back like time travel yeah because you can't tell me in like 3 000 years there's not time travel yeah it's just yeah that kind of thing i also feel like shooting stars are aliens just saying don't ruin my vibe of wishing on a shooting star fucking roger that if a shooting star is an alien then what's a comet i'm just saying i think shooting stars are i did see one in hendersonville one time it was green and it like it was like a flash of light then it like spiraled down and then

disappeared and i was on the phone with my dad he remembers it too i love shooting stars those are my favorite well i don't that doesn't look like a shooting star no that looks like a like some type of alien shit it was not a shooting star i got a shooting star in my wazoo i knew something with your asshole is a wazoo an asshole or a vagina vagina oh whole new meaning yeah do you want to get creepy yes can i can i tell you a couple creepy stories people really like me when i talk about health i think it's because everybody's fucking scared of it. It's like a morbid curiosity. It's going to get a little creepy. So I'm sorry.

I will forever remember this. Having sessions with this one woman. So I go through and I begin channeling him. Then all of a sudden I smelled booze. And then I start hearing. And I'm like, there's a guy here. He's kind of like laughing. I said, he may be an alcoholic.

She goes, he was. Men dress shoes. Like walking on a wood floor. He's kind of like laughing. I said, he may be an alcoholic. She goes, he was men dress shoes, like walking on a wood floor, click, click, click. And I get a vision of this guy. He makes my vision go to like his crotch area. He's walking around. Everything is like black around him. So it's like if there'd be a spotlight on him. And then he shows me this image of him really quickly putting his hand like over a little girl with her about right here and he was like and the bitch liked it and she still does this little girl was my client oh my god how do you say that so i looked at her i go so this is your dad right she goes yeah did he sexually assault you every day me and my sister until i was 18 and i said and he smoked cigarettes she goes yeah he smoked and drank all

the time and he goes yeah and i never got caught for it and he starts laughing like ha ha ha right and she goes the day before he was sentenced he hung himself oh my gosh he never got caught um if you could spend a day with one person from history just to pick their brain and be in their prisons dead or alive who would it be does it have to be a day or can it just be an hour because my love tank is on e i got one hour to spend it with anyone at any time any dead or alive person probably jesus damn that was a good one yeah or god like if i could ever get to him wow just like pick their brain just like what is this shit real like what's happening yeah what a good one yeah yeah i didn't go there she said yeah i didn't go there i went for like elvis you're making my smokers cough come back oh god i have one last very serious question oh lord okay

okay final this will do it okay it's very serious are you ready this is for you buddy yes is your christmas tree up yet not yet because we are moving into our new house so as soon as we move into the new house it will be put up in between the 15th and the 23rd. Don't you fucking worry, motherfuckers. I am on it. Are we doing the Christmas tree competition this year? Every year we have a Christmas tree competition that I win that my husband swears he does. And we're going to listen. Maybe it's a tradition.

Do you think he's going to pull out all the stops this year? He never pulls out the stops. He hires. Let me tell you, my husband hires people to do his work. When you see him hanging ornaments, it's because I'm like, hey babe,

hang a fucking ornament so I can fucking put you in this vlog. But this year, all gloves are off. So if he doesn't do it hands on, I'm exposing him.

You hear that jelly roll? Okay? Mr. D Fordd jelly roll has been exposed i'm calling you out to decorate your own fucking tree this year i love you we so every year and for those of you guys who don't know every year we have a i don't know how this oh they fucking know you fucking have told them i don't know how this tradition started, but it started like two or three years ago, three years ago? Maybe four? No, we've been doing this pretty much the whole time. Really?

Not like, it used to be more like family. Yeah, we had a family tree. We would have multiple trees and we would do different things for all of them as a family. Right. And what, yeah, what really started was you don't like family trees. You like pretty trees.

I like family trees. Right. You know what I mean? And you were like, so you were finally like, why don't you just make your own little tree? And I was like, my tree will be cooler than yours,

which it was. You know what I'm saying? And that's how competition started. So everybody gets to vote. So if you guys don't follow us on TikTok, make sure you follow us on TikTok because you will get to see see the trees you'll get to vote and then we'll announce a winner and you fucking bunny lovers and you i call y'all little bunny believers you little bunny believers y'all better be unbiased for once okay because i'm a big fan of this motherfucker too

you know what i'm saying but hold on though you went all out. You've got a fan base so loyal, they're against me. No, you won the fucking, everybody was like, Bunny, we love you. But his old school tree really fucking, we loved it. It was nostalgic. That's what they said. That's what I do. It's the fucking Christmas story tree. Everybody said it.

It's all right. Well, you better bring your motherfucking egg. The only problem is I'm a one trick pony. I don't know what I'm going to do this year. I do the nostalgia tree. Well, you've got five days to think about it. We're not doing the competition in five days, are we? Baby, I have to have those trees up before Thanksgiving dinner.

No. Yes, sir. This is not fair.