Dumb Blonde - Tat2 Barbie Takes Off Her Clothes and Crown

Episode Date: February 25, 2021

Not only is Tat2 Barbie super hot, but this girl has some credentials. She has been crowned Miss Exotic Nevada, Miss Nude US Newcomer of the Year, and Miss Exotic Illinois Pole Champ. Today, she is on Bunnie's stage and ready to talk about her recent to move to Las Vegas, what she is looking for in a man, and what life is really like in the stripper pageant world. Then, it's a came of crazy f*cking charades like you've never heard before.  Bunnie: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Tat2Barbie: IGSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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what's up you sexy motherfuckers welcome to another episode of dumb blonde today i got this little hot piece of ass in front of me miss tattoo barbie what's up how are you what's up good how are you i'm good so i had posted on Instagram. I was like, I want, I need some girls who want to bust it wide open on the podcast. Um, you know, DM me or whatever. And she slid my DM and I went and I looked and I was like, not only is this bitch hot, she has some credentials. Like what, what are some of the titles that you hold? So imagine like a competition with a bunch of dancers that spend thousands of dollars on sparkly costumes, props, music. And just imagine them going ham like on stage, like with themed sets and stuff and competing for one major title.

And I've been very blessed because the two competitions I've done, I've won. So I hold a couple of major titles. And the point of that really is so that clubs will book you and you can travel and tour around and stuff. Awesome. What are the two titles that you have? I am Miss Exotic Nevada. I am Miss Nude US 2020 Newcomer of the Year. So that's like a lower title than Miss Nude US because I'm in a different division.

And then there's Miss Exotic Illinois Pole Champion. That's so dope dude that's and I was we were looking at videos of you like training you're like on a fucking punching bag like doing sit-ups and shit like that's insane how did you get into like all this I didn't even know that there was like titles for this shit I don't even know really but my best friend is a performer she does like fire breathing sword swallowing she walks on machetes oh my god nail bed she does a lot of like circus stuff and i watched her perform and i was like i want to do that shit yeah and i just got into it it's kind of sucked

into it honestly but i'm grateful awesome though it's kind of like a niche thing most definitely you should do that on your fucking only fans she does have an only fans guys because they're going to be heading right over to that why don't you tell them what your only fans is right now um it's i am tattoo barbie i am tat number two barbie b-a-r-b-i-e right yeah okay somebody might spell it with a y you know you never know if i could um so i never knew that there was even levels to that shit like that's. It's a whole different world. I call it the pageant world, the stripper pageant world. That's what I was going to compare it to kind of like the pageant world.

And do you guys like win prizes and like, what do you get for being like getting these titles? Man, it's really just the titles and the crown and the sash. Of course, everyone wants a crown in the sash. Um, but yeah, really just like you can make a lot of money like traveling with titles and you can get in magazines and stuff like that it's super like serious no i love that so you are from illinois yep i always want to say illinois is it illinois or illinois she's like bitch don't fuck this up um and we were just talking about this before the podcast you just moved out to vegas a whim, like pretty much.

Well, not on a whim, but by yourself. Yeah. You just came out here. Can you tell everybody why? Well, I've always been kind of scared to make that jump. But I knew that nobody in Illinois was living the life I wanted to live. And I knew I could do something with my life. And, you know, I'm not meant to just work a day-to-day job and, like, dance at a club in Illinois for the rest of my life.

I'm sorry, but that's not what I wanted to do so I finally um I went through a breakup and that pretty much pushed me to finally like just pack a car full of shit and just head out and never look back I'm sorry but what dude's letting you go is what I want to know that is my main goal of 2021 is to not give the guys that don't appreciate me the time of day absolutely and normally the reason why we pick the men that we do because i've gone through fucking i've kissed a lot of frogs to get to my friends too we like this yeah no so the reason why is because of trauma that has happened to us as children and you know they always say that a girl uh either dates people like her father or the complete opposite of her

father. So is that something that happened to you? Complete opposite. Most definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, well, you know, I think that taking the first step to get out of there, they always say, and I don't know if this applies to you and I don't want to offend you when I say it, but they say that you can't heal in an environment that made you sick, know so i think that the first step of getting out of illinois i wanted to make sure i said it right getting out of illinois was the first step and you just being here even by yourself to move to a big city like this by yourself that's fucking that takes balls thank you yeah so i'm really proud of you for doing that so is there like competitions that are coming up yes um there's a competition called miss nude world okay and get this so girls

from around the world can come compete and i think this year will be different because um the board some borders are closed i think because of corona so i probably have a good chance of maybe doing good so i think you'll do good no matter what yeah i'm putting together a pretty badass show when is it if we're out here we'll come dude it's not here it's actually in illinois oh that's even better in my hometown nashville isn't it it's like six hours i think yeah um it is the first week of march okay yeah you should really come out it's gonna be crazy let me know let me know and we can uh plan in advance i'm trying to think what we're doing around there but we'll figure that out that out off camera. So what's living out in Vegas like? Do you love it or hate it?

I love it. I lay out all the time. I can't do that in Illinois right now. That's how you're so tan. Yeah, I'm addicted to the sun. I'm pasty as hell from Nashville. Yeah, that's the one thing that I miss the most about living in Nashville is the sun here. The sun is just so different.

It hits you differently. It's like crazy. I do totally agree. So today, I think what we're gonna have you do is we are gonna play a new game that's gonna be on the podcast probably frequently um it's gonna what did we decide to call it mimi so it's called fucking charades and what we're gonna do is we're gonna have you warm up give mimi a lap dance we want to see those boobies because she just got her. Oh, by the way,

guys, I don't know if you guys noticed the necklace she has on, but she is a juggalo. She's down with the clown baby. I love that. I was so happy whenever she said that. Cause I was like, dude,

I told her about my stories about how I never knew who the juggalos were until I got with Jay. And literally the first show Jay took me to was a gathering of the juggalos. And I was just like, what the fuck is this world? This is crazy. But they're like the coolest people ever. Like I absolutely love juggalos and I was just like what the fuck is this world this is crazy but they're like the coolest people ever like I absolutely love juggalos so we love you guys

shout out to all the juggalos um so what we're gonna do is have you give Mimi a lap dance do we have a chair that's gonna work in this fucking house this fucking Airbnb we walked in there's the couch is broke a chair is broke Don almost fucking ripped his balls open sitting on this chair. Like, it was a thing, dude. So what we'll do is we'll have you warm up on camera, give a little lap dance, show a little, you know, pole work or whatever it is that you do without a pole. And then Monica and I are going to try to fucking play charades with you. I am not good with this shit.

This is going to be hilarious because I don't even know. I've never played the game charades, but what we're going to do is act out whatever's on the card that we pull. And you have to guess it while the machine is on and you're getting fucked by the charade. Hence getting fucked by the machine. Hence fucking charades. That's ironic.

Yeah. She's like, it's so smart. You guys are so witty all right so we're gonna head over there do i need to turn the we're gonna turn this off all right so we'll be right back guys we have to go get situated for some hot nakedness i can't wait to see her naked because she's really fucking hot too dude she's beautiful all right we'll see you guys in a second all right guys we are back so barbie is going to warm up and get ready for this toy for you guys can we see the toy on here are we allowed to show the toy okay so what we're gonna do during fucking

charades is there's two teams me and monica we're gonna pick three can you tell i've never done this before we're gonna pick three um but we're gonna act them out one at a time and while we're acting this out barbie's gonna be here using the machine that's gonna be inside of her and she's gonna be trying to guess what it is that we're acting out while this machine is pounding her out so this will be fun but we're gonna warm up first with a little lappy dancy and i'm so excited all right girl it's all you let me get out there i don't want be like the weirdo in the corner We were all like all three of us were like, holy shit. Okay, there we go. She did. Yeah, dude. That looks like a man. We were all like, all three of us were like, holy shit. Okay, there we go. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God, it's going. Okay, here we go. All right, ready? Go. Please do. Oh, my God. Do you want to vibrate it from on top of you? No.

Okay. All right, go ahead. You go first. Okay, I can't say what I'm doing, though, right? No. Go. Go. Okay. Are you? Okay, ready?

She laughs her pussy. She just laughs and stops it, dude. That is so fucking awesome. Okay, ready? Ready? Shitting on my dick. No. I mean, that's great, but no.

No? Okay. What's another word for... They have a spray for it. In the bathroom. Like for girls. Okay, yeah. Blue.

Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue. No? Okay. What's another word for... They have a spray for it. In the bathroom. Like, for girls. Okay, yeah, but what do you need to use the spray for? Yeah, you're sitting on...

If you were... I'm helping her. You're sitting on a... Yeah? Okay, she's sitting on a toilet, and she makes that noise. What is she doing? Shitting a pug out? think of a toilet and she makes that noise, what is she doing? Barbie, the answer was taking a dump, okay, but we will, we'll totally take that, okay, mine is mine is oh this one's easy. This one's really easy for you ready Is it in I?

Feel like I'm fucking you is it in Well it's cuz your pussies too tight that's a good thing Hold on go back Maybe put your legs up on these things right here. There you go. There you go. Oh, my God. Okay, ready?

All right, ready? Okay, so if I eat my panties, what is that called? Come on, we're on the same team here. If you can eat panties, what are you eating? If they make panties to where you can eat them? Yes, bitch. Yeah. Go, Mo.

Okay. That's one for me. Everybody remember that. One for me. Okay. Two girls can do this. You're like this, and two girls are doing this. Answering?

Yes. Yes. Ding, ding, ding. Go. Okay, that's one for me. Okay, okay. Hold on. I can't read.

I need my glasses. Hold on. Oh, my God. What does that say? I can't say. In my ear, ding dong. What is it? Okay.

All right. Okay, so if a ball's coming towards me and I slap it out of the way, what game am I Okay, all right. Okay, so if a ball's coming towards me and I slap it out of the way, what game am I playing? All right. I think you used to play it in elementary school. You slap the ball away. Kind of, but without the string. It's against the wall.

Is it against the wall? Kind of, but another name for it. But what am I using to hit it? So, yes! Two for me, two for me, two for me. Let me get my glasses, I'm so blind. Okay, we were doing this earlier, helping you, but if I was a professional in this, I would be playing,

I'd be a... check your heart. There we go. Okay. Alright, I got one for you. Okay, because I picked three cards. Go grab one. Well, if she gets this right, I won. Alright. Huh? Okay.

What is this called? What's another... meow. Okay. But another word. It rhymes with. What the? I'm trying to think of what it rhymes with. It rhymes with Boosie. Okay. And then what is it? Yes, baby. Yes. So that's three for me, right? All right, go. Okay, everybody likes to do this to Bunny. What am I doing? We like to do this to her because she has a nice...

Okay, I'm... Pumping my butt? No. Oh. Anal? No, I'll be going. I'd be going like this. I'm not rubbing it, but I'm

not rubbing it. I'm Okay. I mean, what are you doing? Give her another hand. What does it rhyme with? I'm not touching it but I'm no I'm not touching what's another word for touching yes yes okay yeah all right three three so this is the tiebreaker Mimi you need to pick the tiebreaker if she gets this I win if she doesn't get this then you win how's it going't get this, then you win.

How's it going over there, by the way? Dude, please do. We'll just stand here and watch. Which one is this? Oh, my God. Okay. Does it feel good? She's like, can I take this home?

All right. So Mimi picked the fucking hardest one on the card. Okay, so if you're at home and you're touching yourself, what is that called? Kind of, but you're also blank with yourself. Okay, the first word, blank. I can say that because she said it. Okay. They are in the church, and they always touch little boys. I love this song. in the church and they always touch little boys?

Mimi picked this one. Okay so playing okay and then when they are up there and they're playing on a piano type thing. What is that called? Organ. Perfect. Okay, so playing blank priest's organ. Playing rhymes with Smith. It starts with a W. I'm going to win this fucking game.

Playing with the priest. The piano thing. The piano thing. Yes. Play with the priest organ. I win, bitches. I do. I always Oregon. I win, bitches. I do. I always make sure I win.

So should we walk away and let you get your thing going on here? You got this? Okay, bye. She's so hot, dude. We are over here eating tacos. Don't mind us. Before you eat tacos, she's stuffing tacos. Yes.

Yeah, while you stuff your taco we're eating tacos i need a water yeah wait thanks for tuning in guys see you next week