Dumb Blonde - TBT: Chelcie Lynn

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

It's a wild one this week as comedian Chelcie Lynn returns with her best friend Paige to talk with Bunnie about milking prostates, cheating revenge, and viral gender reveals. Paige and Bunnie bond over moles in their holes, and they attempt to play a farting guessing game while catching up about Chelcie's stand up shows, working with her favorite comic Theo Von, her new whip, and when she may get Only Fans. Bunnie: www.dumbblondeunrated.comWatch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comChelcie Lynn: IG | Trailer Trash Tammy | Calendar | YouTubePaige: IG See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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in my own lane finger row I would never sell my only soul heard your whole team was for sale heard us on the market for the low who the realest we might never know all this acting you go play a role give you the world when they sign you up try you out and then they line you up. What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb. I got my white trash sisters up in this bitch again. Chelsea Lynn, Paige Jen, how you doing? And we have the other sisters, too. Yeah, Maggie and Beth, Maggie and Beth.

I'm so happy to have you back. Thanks for having. Dude. Last time you came, you literally rolled up to my podcast by yourself, was just like, what's up, came, and was just like the coolest thing ever. And had a blast. Dude, you are just, you're the light of my life. I love you. I love you back. I'm so happy you're here.

We're all, can I say we're all obsessed with you, by the way. Oh my God, I love you guys. We were talking about it on the way here, we're like, we love Bunny. You're just a badass bitch. Dude, that's how I feel about you guys. I feel like I know you. Just from watching your stories, I'm like, I don't really watch people's stories,

but I watch hers. Oh, I love you guys. That's how I feel about you guys. I feel like we're like just sisters from other misters, like literally kindred souls. Yeah, Chachi's digging it. I know. Chachi's digging his butt hole.

Chachi's over here fucking shaking his ass for everybody. Oh my gosh. I've never seen a dog do that. Josh, he's over here fucking shaking his ass. Oh my gosh. I've never seen a dog do that. Dude, he gets super excited. Whenever he gets really excited, this is the shit that he does. Oh my gosh. It's just an all day thing.

Probably feels good. So what are you guys doing out here in Nashville? Well, I've got some standup shows. Yes. Yes, you were talking about that last time you came on. You hadn't started doing it. No, yeah. How is that going? So this is, so this talking about that last time you came on you hadn't started doing it. No. Yeah, how is that going?

So this is so this will be the second time I ever do stand-up ever which is terrifying, dude It's gotta be right like you walk in the room is just full of people staring at you and you have to be funny It's awful, but it's the best thing in the world. It's weird to you know, explain Yeah, the day like I'm already nervous for it and it's tomorrow in the morning, I'll feel like I have to puke all day long. My butthole's puckering for you. Yeah. Like for real.

But the second I get on stage, it's like, oh, like it's so easy. It's just natural. Yeah, yeah. Have you ever had a joke that just flopped and you're just like staring at everybody like, look at my tits, you know, like just trying to cover up the fact that,

no, she said no. No, and I know it's gonna happen one day because everybody bombs, everybody. Yeah. But I've only done one round of shows in dallas and that was last i don't know when was that like like yeah so it's about a year ago so i haven't done it in a year and that was my first stand-up show ever yeah and you hear about you know comics bombing and stuff i never have i think it's just because it's just natural for you thank you yeah it's gonna happen one day i just i feel it but i don't think but no I nail it every time She's like, you know not to toot my own horn, but toot toot

Yeah, I feel like you don't even get that nervous like right now even I'd be yeah. I'm you know Tomorrow will be a different story page. Do you do stand up to know the pressure? Immediately go to the grocery just to freak everybody out I'd be up there like, oh shit, I'd be the person to be like, you want to see my pew? She would. But no, I didn't want to say- Immediately go to the gross shit just to freak everybody out. She does songs and she writes comedy songs and they're free. Oh my God. She doesn't release a whole lot of them and I keep telling her, once you perfect them, you need to release them and then come be on the road with me.

Dude, please do that because- She needs to. We just got into the studio and I dropped that Christmas song and I was like I want to be the weirdo Yankovic of hot chicks yeah that's what I'm saying I love that dude oh my god just like switch around songs and just like I love that and not take it serious you can't take yourself serious yeah I love that do you can you sing a song off the top of your head you got one for us? Which one? It's so good, I just saw this little filter, you know the guy or not the guy but the glasses that yeah mustache Oh, yeah control. I was just on that one day and then I started doing like

Questions like ask Dave a question and then it just became people love it song and I was like I Don't even know the lyrics to the song. I just wrote it in like, I wrote it in like 10 minutes and I'm just like, it's Dave on the drip. Is it gay if a man sucks my dick? Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate rhyming, fuck you.

It's good. It's like dumb shit like that. Yeah. I love it. But we're gonna do like some real, like I'm gonna do like some country. Like country twang but funny. Make it pervy. Yeah. So the song Dicked Down in Dallas you guys had Trey Lewis on

last night. I did Vagina in Vegas but we recorded it and I sound like a fucking owl screeching in the woods. I was like we cannot cannot fucking release this, but dude. Cause you did it as country. I did it as country and it just wasn't, you know, my thing's more like Marilyn Monroe and I just, the key that Trey sung it in, I was just like, you know what?

Maybe we'll just save this for another day. I'll have to give you the lyrics though, because maybe you could do it. That would be, it's like cream pies and Compton. Like it's just a whole bunch of shit. Ooh, that's good. That is good. I know. You guys gotta hear it. That's good. So back to your stand up. You have a couple shows out here and then you guys are like on a tour bus and you guys are like really doing the thug thizzle. Well,

we got the hookup. We're doing it all. Yeah, we got, we have a friend that good friend. It's okay, but you still got the bus and you're still doing the tour is what I'm saying though. That's crazy. So we're supposed to, we have like 70 shows booked between now and May and we haven't even released tickets because it's like, who knows what's gonna happen. We're taking it week by week and you know, but God, I'm ready to go.

Just roll. Like we've been, I feel like we've been literally like caged animals for the past fucking years. So I told Jay that too. I was like dude as soon as it opens up I don't even care. I'm gonna make my own podcast or like Just a fucking tour. Yeah, so the thing with you and Theo you guys did last night Yeah, talk to me about this. So so Theo Vaughn who I'm obsessed with I don't know if you know who he is. Um, Jay was just on the King and the Sting

Oh, I didn't know who he was until he went on The King and the Sting. Oh, he's a good time. I personally, he's my favorite standup comedian. Is he? I mean, if you've never seen Theo Von, you've gotta go. I gotta check it out. Oh my gosh. So he, I was on his podcast a few months ago

and I about died. Yeah. Because I was, you know, such a big fan. And then he literally called me up like a month ago. I was like, hey, do you want to do that? I have this idea for this live show, like this live streaming show. Would you want to be? I was dead that he even asked me. Yeah. And we've been working really hard for, you know, a solid month to just put on a, we wanted it like

a variety show, kind of like he haul. Yes. Yes. Love that. Yep. So that's kind of what we did. And I'm going to watch it tonight. I didn't have a chance to catch it last night. Okay. We're going to watch it tonight. Yeah. They're going to add catch it last night. Okay, we're gonna watch it tonight Yeah, they're gonna add a little bit of edits We're gonna edit it because behind the scenes it was mayhem Oh, I bet we had never you know what I mean time a fucking live show, dude. That's hard It was very hard. Yeah, but I still think it went well You know, so yeah Is this the only or is Theo traveling with you guys too or it was just that just like a one-off?

Yeah, that was we're gonna try to see about doing something like that, you know, quarterly or something, or every few months or something. I love that, we'll have to check Theo out too. So you're just like really getting out there and just putting yourself out there and meeting all your fans. Like how does that feel?

Crazy. It's insane, right? It's crazy. I bet you have just the coolest fans though. Yeah, yeah. How many titties do we see a night? Oh, at the show? Yeah. Yeah. Signing titties, signing asses. I love it. Oh, it's so great. I want you to sign a butthole for me. Yes. The hole. The hole.

Yes. All time. That's what I want. It's bound to happen. No, please. I'm so obsessed with buttholes. I'd like to do. You got to do it. I'm going to you one of my butthole coasters. Oh my God, please. That is right up my fucking alley, dude. I have some out in the car in my backpack. Oh dude, please. I'll fucking cherish it for the rest of my life. Paige has probably the best butthole

I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. Oh well. It is, I mean, I don't want to. Hold on though. Don't put this out there because now she's gonna have to show us. No, it's like really good.

Oh, you'll see it. It's like. I love her, she said, oh, you'll see it. Really good. Is it just like pink or brown? It is the perfect pink little. I mean, I'm like, how do you have such a great butthole? And it has a little like Marilyn Monroe freckle. Oh my God, I have a freckle on my hole. I got a mole in the hole too. That's what I call it. Yeah, it's like a signature, you know, like people know that's your anus. I love that. When can we see this butthole whenever we do the game?

Well, she started somebody DM'd her and was like hey I'd like to buy butthole coasters for my wife randomly Like a gag gift because the wife is having a baby. Right. What a great gift to give your wife. A push present Well, how long ago was that? Four or five months ago? Yeah, and people still do it. She makes butthole coasters 24-7. That's her full-time job now So you just take a picture and just put it on the butthole coaster. Well, I text Chelsea and I'm like, hey,

this guy wants this gift and I actually want to do it. How do I make this happen? And she's like, I don't fucking know. And she puts it on her story. I put it on my story. And then hundreds of people are like, I want one too. I want one too. Dude.

All right. So she's in there like pouring resin and glitter. Listen, we both became rich off of our buttholes, but in two different ways. Yes, yes. That's fucking awesome. But I did see that you had an OnlyFans. Chelsea, when are you gonna start your OnlyFans?

Hoping to launch it in February. Dude, I'm ready. But it scares me because, you know, they're cracking down on pages, promoting OnlyFans. Oh, anything. I mean. Did you even mention the word OnlyFans? I had to take my link out of my bio.

Yeah. How do you get people to go to it? You create a backup account. You send everybody to your backup account and then you have the link in bio. There's some free game for all your OnlyFans hosts. Then you have the link in bio in your backup account. So if that backup account gets taken,

at least you have your main one. Yeah, that's a good idea. Okay, that is so um I'm excited I've got good I've got some good ideas for it it's gonna be kind of different I'm gonna actually like produce episodes of trailer trash tank because I have so many ideas that I haven't been able to even do right the past two or three years right because censorship YouTube is getting crazy with censorship too I had a lot of people get upset with me because I had to move platforms from YouTube to Patreon, but they're not understanding that

it's really getting so bad. People are like, why don't you post this anymore? I'm like, because they threatened to take down my whole account. I mean, it's like, it's bad. No, it's getting insane. So I've had so many ideas that I've wanted to do that I thought I could never put this on Facebook I could never yeah this on now. So I'm actually going to like hire production and Professional like, you know, like a episode and and and we're gonna put out some dude

I've been telling her since last year. I know like get your ass on only fans I'll help you with whatever you need. Just do it. We all have, just you have to. Yeah, I'm going to. What's on your OnlyFans page? Because I was lurking it today. I was like, do I subscribe or not? Oh yeah, just my pubes. I didn't want to be a weirdo though.

Because me and my sister are like, hey, we're just so competitive and we're always trying to just like have little competitions and we're like, okay, next competition. Pube competitions? Whoever shaves their pubes first is a pussy. So we're like, okay, next competitions. Whoever shaves their pubes first. It's a pussy. So we're like, there's like not even a price. That was like me and Monica. We had to grow our pubes out to get waxed last month.

And dude, my bush, first of all, hair on a bush just makes it look mangy. I don't care what anybody says. Yeah, I'd never seen my muff look huge. It looked bigger. Like, it's so cute and pretty when it's shaved. And then when it was just like an Ewok. It was like so crazy. It's just laying there, you know, like sashimi. Yeah, but I don't know it I got used to at first I was just itching it. Well, I still play with it a lot.

Like, you know, troll it. Her hands are constantly down her pants. Same with my husband. If you watch him while we're eating dinner, he'll probably scratch his balls and sniff his fingers while he's hanging out with you. Does he make you smell his fingers? All the time. I'm just like, babe, what are we doing here?

Is this what I got married for? But like, so I get stuff taken down like on Snapchat. Oh, they deleted my Snapchat. And I didn't even do anything wrong. Like a Snapchat premium? No, I wasn't cool enough for the premiums. I just did a regular, but I was promoting my only fans on my Snapchat, clothes, pictures and videos.

Unreal. And they fucking deleted it. Unreal. Do they take it down for like 30 days or forever? Oh no, they disabled it and would never give it back. Yeah, so you know, I'm just gonna post like- Have you had any of your accounts taken? My Snapchat got taken away, but I got it back.

Oh, well, cause you're fucking Tammy. Trailer Trailer's Tammy. They're like, we're not taking her down Snapchat. We'll have the fucking whole world after us. So on your OnlyFans, you're gonna just be posting stuff that you just can't post anywhere else. Yeah, pretty much. Just like us doing dumb shit and, you know,

like I'll pull up my titty and just like slap somebody in the face with it. I can never post it on Instagram, you know? So stuff like that, just us doing stupid stuff, vlogs. Yeah, I hope it's gonna be good. It will be good. Anything you're like, should I post this on Instagram or will I be taken down?

It's just like posted there. That's every day of my life. Yeah, I know. Literally. Yeah, I don't even post on my main page anymore, like pictures because they like you can't anything that's even considered sexual They'll take off your profile I feel like all the other accounts are afraid of only fans just blowing up because Creators can make money and post whatever the hell they want so I feel like Instagram snapchat

They're like no I said the same thing I said I bet you only fans wouldn't make a deal with Instagram. And that's why Instagram's coming against them so hard because Instagram was probably like, we want a percentage and OnlyFans was like, oh fuck yourself. So, cause they're literally taking everybody else's money. I think in two years,

OnlyFans will be the number one platform. Oh yeah. Well, OnlyFans was originally made for musicians. Yeah, I knew that. Yeah, to be able to go there and interact one-on-one with their fans and then sex workers took over and were like, hey, we're gonna monetize off of this. They got their vaginas.

Yeah, exactly. Well, I had, a couple months ago, I actually had meetings with people from OnlyFans and that's what they told me. They were like, you know, we were really wanting comedians and athletes to break the, cause you know you say OnlyFans and people automatically only think one thing.

And like we want a bunch of different people. There's a lot of people on OnlyFans that don't post in. You know. Yeah totally. There's people out there that cook. There's people out there that like fucking make candles. There's people out there that do weird shit with earwax. And we should be able to post the links.

Yeah exactly. Regardless of which, but you know what I mean? So. Yeah earwax. We should be able to post the links. Yeah, exactly. Regardless of which, but you know what I mean? They actually came to me and wanted me to take the podcast over there and I was just like, I don't know. That's a hard decision. Take your podcast to OnlyFans? To OnlyFans and I was like,

might get mixed up with my butthole cause my butthole's on there. So I was just like, fuck. Might all become one. ["Sweet Home Alone"] All right guys, we are back and I gotta ask the question again what's up with Greg's skull it okay first of all let's see it let's see this do it turn around baby turn around show us full back look at that tilt your head shine baby there you go. Yes, shine baby. Give him a whip. There you go. Give him the full whip. So the skull, it was my idea.

Okay. I thought it would be majestic. And it, yeah, yeah. It's original too. And it's just gotten a little too gross for me. No, I know exactly what you're talking about, dude. I did that with Jay and his beard. I was like, grow it out, it'll be sexy.

And now he's like fucking Bushwick Bill. And I'm just like yeah So unkempt what is going on? Yeah It'd be different if you took care of it and you know but oh He doesn't take care of it now, and then he like wakes up, and it's all crazy and he's like page Can you brain it? It looks like I have angel wings in the morning, you know? Dude.

It's like this. That's a fly away. So are you attached to the skull? That's what I was about to say. I want him to get rid of it. He's attached to it. So how long do we need? I kinda like it.

Okay, I'll make a deal. Once it gets down past my shoulders, I'll cut it. We've talked about. We've talked about. Oh, I love rat tails. And they're damn near extinct. Yes. And we're bringing it back.

What we got Jay growing over there is his little rat tail. I want Greg to be completely bald and just have a little, just a little tail and have it be so long. Do it. Because I have not seen one in real life in about eight years. You're that bad boy.

You're lucky to have a rat tail and just look a little bit of bangs. No. That old Bangladesh hair do you like? Can you grow bangs, Greg? Can you grow bangs, baby? Oh. Well, they're more like little sporadic hairs.

Yeah. Just say no. Just that little crybaby curl. Yes. Give him a little crybaby curl. Yes. So in other words, we can say that you regret having him grow out the skull it or no?

No, because it had a good run. It had a good run, and we're're gonna get a good rat tail out of it yes so I'm happy with that I agree I can because we don't see enough rat tails anymore I feel like your followers are attached to the school yes they are yeah when you guys shave that mofo off dude oh my god you guys have to like make it a whole thing oh yeah so that people listen there's people out there that might eat it to lots of or not sell it. But don't want this fucking here. Listen, there's people out there that might eat it.

OK, like there's there's a fucking fetish for everybody. Oh, my God. Never fucking know what's going on. Some ladies beaver pelt, you know. Lord, overdoing it. You never can. So what's it like traveling with all of you guys? It's got to be fucking hilarious. Oh, it's like this times 10.

It's fine. Who smells the worst? Sometimes her vagina. Do you? Why don't we not have Chelsea farting this stuff out of her butt? Yeah, I fart the most out of everybody. She farts the most. I shit the most. Yeah. Oh, my husband. That's got to be a guy thing because I can never shit and he shits

at least three times a day. I'm like, it's crazy. Yeah. Chelsea's like, no, I don't have that problem. Yeah, this is having my own odors. But no, it's fun. I'm having the whole group, the whole, it's fine. It's like the Parchers family, just everybody's on a roll. Exactly.

We're all pretty stinky, and we let each other know. Oh yeah. Show my armpit. Your pussy stinks, go take a shower. Has anybody shit on the tour bus yet No, they told us not yeah, it's like the golden rule But there's always somebody who fucking forgets that rule and goes and shits in the fucking yeah Well, do you know how many times when Jay and I first got together we would be on a tour bus and he would come

Out of the bathroom carrying a bag of shit. I was like we we got close real fast, dude. It was crazy. Yeah. You have to get it out of the toilet. You have to shit in the bag. Ask him. He's a fucking master. I can show you how to do it. Yes, please. Yes, please. Oh, I thought I thought it was going to give us a playboy. I know I was too. Show us. Show us make it happen. Oh, I thought it was going to give us a playboy play. I know, I was too. Show us. Oh, I was like, would you want to do me a shit in there? Show us how it's done.

Theoretically speaking, if you had to shit on a tour bus, how would you do it, babe? You just take the bag, open it up. And just shit in it. I'd get shit everywhere. Yeah, hopefully you don't have the splatter shit. Yeah. It could be a mess.

I would be so happy if I had splatter shits. Mine are like little rock turds. It's the worst. Mine are so long. They're like a 12- sub. That's gotta be so relieving. Mine are splatter. They're so tapered I feel like I have a dog butthole. Hold on. I just said I splatter and bunny goes oh I'm so jealous I am like you have to I have to like rock back and forth just to get a turd out like it's a whole fucking I call it rasslin that turd. No, I eat very healthy and everything, but I think it's from, yes, I have a lot of- Rasslin' that turd.

No, merch shirt. No, I swear to God, I swear to God. No, but I think it's from just years of taking diet pills when I was younger. I fucked my whole system up, so my shit is just very dry and spiky. That sucks because there's nothing like just a good shit. Dude, it's so relieving.

When I do have them I'm just like I rejoice for like weeks on end because they're just so far and few between. Yeah Oh, yeah for sure. Release. Don't ever say that again. We're not in a massage parlor. Speaking of massages What is up with the crackhead that I saw on your story? So I actually added this story to my stand-up. Oh you did. Okay. Yeah, so we can't give away too much No, no, it's it's a little different I mean, but um, but I was telling them I know that when I go up and tell this story

It's gonna it's gonna sound made up when you told it on your story. Jay and I were laying in bed I was laughing my fucking ass off I was like this is so fucking funny insane so what happened was um I called a I don't even know where I found her you know about people will come to your house did you call her off back page no it was a it was a legit app okay because when you were describing it I was like she ordered a hooker off back page. She's using massage as the code word. So. She could have been another life, been a. Fuck.

So this lady shows up, well, her profile picture looks great, she looks beautiful, says 30 years experience, like gets there. She did the old catfish. Ye old catfish. I mean, she was a crackhead. And she was, she could barely stand up, she could barely speak and I'm literally like,

do I tell her to go home? Well, her car had broke down, so she had been dropped off at our house. I'm like, oh, well now I've, you know, she's, I gotta get. I'm done for. Yeah. So she starts giving me massage and it's actually pretty good. I'm like, okay, you know, the bitch passes out on me. And it's still massaging. No, I'm so OCD. I would have probably fucking freaked out. I'd twice. No. I

would have sat there quietly. How did you handle it so graciously such shock? I was I was like, do I push her off? Do I wake her? Like, you know what I mean? So finally, I was like, ma'am, are you okay? And she's laying on my head. Yeah. It's, and it sounds, and I was like, no, and I was like, were you there? He was in the next room. Let her finish the story because I gotta tell you what happened to me next. Yeah. And I just said, ma'am, are you okay? And she goes, yeah, why? While she's laying on me. Is she drooling at this point? What does she have color in her face? Like if she's wearing a mask. Oh okay good well that's

well at least she got that right. Yeah and I said because you're you passed out on me and she goes oh I just got these clothes and the strap keeps coming off. Oh something my crackhead would say. Code word, code word. Yeah. I'm about to get naked. Yeah. No, it was just the weirdest, dude, the weirdest thing. So was she on drugs, obviously? I'm sure. Okay. Yeah, and I talked about-

It wasn't like she wasn't like a narcoleptic massage therapist. No, no, no, no, she was. Some sweet old grandma who was just, you know, working, cruising for a bruising. Yeah, and I don't wanna tell too much because I do go into it in the standup. Yeah. But I'll tell you after.

But this, it was just a crazy experience. And then she left and I literally was like, why does this shit happen to me? And then I was like, literally, I think it happens for standup material. Oh, absolutely, dude. That's fucking gold. Yeah. I think I might have even messaged you and been like, yeah gold like totally dude What happened to you after he was supposed to get a talk about? Yeah, okay. So the whole idea was that she was gonna get her massage first. She got it done

And then she comes in there and tells the story and I'm like, I'm like She came in and then my eyes just get big And I'm like, what are you talking about? And so she's like, she's ready for you. So I walk in there, and I don't have a mask. Set him up for the OK OK. I don't have a mask on. And I'm like, OK. Yeah, you want me to lay down face first or on my back?

And she goes, face up. So then I look at her. And I was like, well, let me go get my mask. I don't have a mask. You want me to get a mask? So I look at her and her mask is down below her nose and she's got a snot bubble hanging out. Huge, long snot bubble.

And I said, if I'm laying on my back and this snot bubble drizzles across my fucking face, there's gonna be problems. So Greg- So I couldn't do it. And I said, hey, look, you got a little dribble. You I and I said hey look you got you got a little dribble You know I told her She goes like that pulls her mask up okay

No, I know the door Greg comes back. I said I said Maggie Chelsea. I can't do this he walks in there ain't no way She's she's Dribble she's leaving Dribble There ain't no way. She's leaking. Her face is dribbled. She's leaking and she's soaking wet. He comes back in and he was like, I can't do it. I can't do it. And I go, what do you want me to tell her? He goes, I... Tell her how to go back to work. Go tell her.

I already knew what she needed to go tell her. I couldn't be mean to her. I felt horrible. I felt horrible for her. And I'm like, I can't be mean to this woman, you know, after Chelsea just told me all that's going down Just tell her how to go back to work. So I did. I went back in there and I'm like, I'm so sorry He's not gonna get his massage, but I'll still pay you, you know, I want to pay her for a time She's like no, that's okay. She was very nice And then I was like, get the fuck out. I don't think she How did that's good does it just insane? So we'll have to tune into Chelsea Yes, come see the show. Come see the show so that you guys can finish the rest of that. It gets a little weirder than what I said. A little more details.

Yeah. Well, if you want to go hang out with Jay, you can. You don't have to sit here, but you can. You're more than welcome to stay in here too. I just want you to know. I'll stay in line. Okay, all right, cool. Figured he would. I'll behave. So I wanted to talk about how you guys met because I feel like we got to witness this from the beginning and I think it's been like the sweetest relationship ever. Thanks. I love this. Should we, can we say? I don't.

I'm trying to think of how we can say how we met. Yeah, we technically legally can't say. Are you serious? Well, when we tell you, you'll be like, okay. Gotcha. So let's just say that. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Not AA or anything,'ll be like, okay. Gotcha. So let's just say, oh, gotcha, gotcha. Not AA or anything, but like for a future. Gotcha.

For a future production. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. We met at a meeting and I walked in and she was in a lobby with Brett, her boyfriend. Brett's here, by the way. Yeah. He's somewhere, we got him in a hole. He's in a hole right now.

He's in a black hole. Yeah. And literally, within a minute, we were like literally best friends. Soulmates. And in the meeting they're like so you guys are just like childhood best friends and we're like we met fucking two minutes ago in the lobby. But that's how like soulmate relationships, because you can have friends that are soulmates too.

Yeah. That's how soulmate relationships work. That's how Jay and I were as soon as I walked in I was just was just like, dude, you are not my type, but what's up? I feel like my soul recognizes you. Yeah, it was crazy. From then on. Inseparable. Yeah.

But people were literally like, what do you mean? You just met, we're like, we just met in the lobby. That's when we're like 10 minutes ago. So after. When we met you. Yeah, right? So after that meeting, you guys just started collabing together

and it was just fucking internet gold after that. Yeah. No, for sure. You guys, everything you guys do is funny. Thank you. Like you falling. How do you do that? So amazing. Just all my life. Did you fall as a child? Like that's okay. So I'm the youngest of eight. So like ways to just like embarrass my family and sisters. I would be like pulling my pants, having my pants fall down to my knees and just like fake falling in stores, having my ass shoot up to the air. And they would all take off running and just be like, oh my gosh. So it just like kind of started like that.

And then when Vine came out, I'm like, I'm gonna do fake falls and get reactions. So it's just a career. Have you ever hurt yourself like fake falling? I would bust a tooth. I'm not that fucking graceful I would bust a tooth my nose would break like something would fucking happen Yeah, I have a way to do it, but I did jump into a bush one time and got a little Little something oh no, I think I've seen it was it a video that you posted one time

You got like a branch in your arm or something like that. Yeah Yeah I was like when you see your ex-boyfriend in public and I ran and jumped in a bush I'm like, I swear I just broke my arm. Then the pain like went away. I pushed myself up I was all on my phone like savage looked down and a freaking branch inside her Did you get stitches for that? Yeah the whole thing Yeah, fuck my friends. I'm like don't call an ambulance Hey, like two seconds later. Yeah, well y'all have to see the picture. You don't want to lose your fucking arm You know doing skits like that cuz you need your arm to land Yeah

Literally that would have been a goner. Oh god. Would you have been a jackdaw? Yeah. Literally. That would have been terrible. Literally. It was that bad. Who comes up with the skit ideas that you guys do? Is it like a mutual thing? Like the big gulp pranks and stuff like that?

Yeah, just all of it. Pretty mutual. Yeah. Because we know what I do and what she does and then we can collaborate. And it just vibes. Yeah, no. Well, we haven't been able to do anything really since the pandemic because even if we go out and do it with the mask on, the hate, you know. It's crazy. And everybody's a fucking just an internet troll. Everybody's. The mask police. Yeah, just so upset about anybody.

If you laugh online right now, it's like we're going through the great depression or something. You're not allowed to have fun at all. People are like, how are you guys posting when so much is going on in the world? Yeah, it's like we just wanna sit around and twiddle our thumbs and be depressed. We're here to make you guys fucking laugh and entertain you, that's what we're here for, motherfuckers.

Right, but we, you know, when things open back up, we're going hard. Yay. We've got a bunch of ideas. I'm really excited about that. Yeah. It's like, how can we incorporate what we're doing now? I wanna think of ideas.

Yeah, literally we'll just kinda sit around and think, or like she'll text me and be like, hey, we should do it. You know, we kinda write everything down, because I forget. Yes, that's what I have to do too. I write every idea down, like skit idea, one liner idea, prank, everything, my notes are- Captions, anything that comes to your brain,

write it down, that's gone. I would love to be a fly on the notes in you guys' phones. I bet you it's fucking... Do you ever go through your notes and you're like, what the fuck is this? What was I thinking? That's me.

Dude, I'll message Mimi at three o'clock in the morning with like a whole skit or hair brain idea, or like, hey, we're waking up and recording a song in the morning. And she just wakes up, she's like, okay, let me get it scheduled, you know? And I'm just like, yeah, no, it's like, the notes are just nonstop always.

And I feel like in the middle of the night is when I get my most creative, or at least I think I'm creative. And then I read it the next morning and I'm like, no, I'm not doing that. What was it like, what's it like being with Chelsea? Be honest, look at him, watch out. What are you?

Okay, how long have you guys been together? 15 years. Yeah, 15 years. Yeah, since 05. That's admirable. That's really admirable these days. Well, it won't last much longer. I'm just kidding.

Stop it. I'm just kidding. Little Prina. We got married in 2009. What's it like being with me? She don't want time on me. It's great. It's great.

No, it's great being with her. She's awesome. We got married in 2009. What's it like being with me? She don't want time on me. It's great. It's great. No, it's great being with her. She's awesome. Yeah.

It's never a dull moment. And I'm like, say what's great about me. Don't give her a timeline. Hold on. She turned into Tammy real quick. Hey, there's no whole lot of separation. Now we know where Tammy comes from. That's what Greg says.

There ain't a whole lot of separation. I know where the fucking character comes from. Oh yeah, for says. There ain't a whole lot of separation. I know where the fucking character comes from. Oh yeah, for sure. That's when she gets irritated with me. Yeah, oh, but isn't that amazing that that became internet gold? You inspired that. Insane.

Yeah, I take all the credit, thanks. She's all the talent, but you gotta give me some credit, right, for pissing her off. What is it like traveling? Because I know Jay and I, we've been on the road now for five years whenever we do tour, and we've gotten, you have to seriously respect each other's space, especially being together all the time.

Are you guys, do you guys respect each other's space or do you have to turn into Tammy on him daily? Greg really doesn't travel with me cause he still, he works regular job. You're like a fucking scientist or something, right? I forgot what it was. Yeah, electrical engineer and bioengineer. Yeah, like something really cool.

So yeah, he still works and I, people will message me all the time. They're like, you know, it sucks that Greg's back home. I bet you miss him. I'm like, pardon me, he does. But I love the time. I love it. I'm the same way.

And I tell him that all the time. Yeah. And there's nothing wrong with that. She's like, I make sure he knows it. I make sure he knows I don't miss it. And at first, it can hurt your feelings. But then I understand where it's coming from. Because he's a little.

We've been together a long time, and we've done the long distance relationship multiple times. And I really feel like, dude, when Jay's on tour, like he'll leave for like three months at a time. He wants me to be there all the time. And I'm like, baby, I'll do two weeks on and a couple weeks off, because it's like you want that. You know, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

It really does work. These couples that are always up each other's asses, I don you know, absence makes the heart grow fonder. It really does work. These couples that are always up each other's asses, I don't know how they do it. That's not my thought puzzle. Me and Brett are always together and when we go on girls trips and stuff, it's nice. It's nice. It's nice to miss your person.

Yeah, absolutely. But I think what a lot of people forget when they're in relationships is they morph into one person and they don't keep their two separate personalities. And that's where I think a lot of people forget when they're in relationships is they morph into one person and they don't keep their two separate personalities. And that's where I think a lot of problems come involved, which I think is really cool that you've managed to maintain not being Mr. Trailer Trash Tammy, and you have your own thing going on too.

You know? That's how Jay and I have had to do it, and it's been a struggle, but I refuse to be Mrs. Jelly Roll. I am my own person and he's his own person. So you got a new car. Oh, big mama. What is it?

It's a 1978 Lincoln town car, baby blue. Are you gonna put suicide doors on it? I'm gonna keep it, it is pristine, okay? It's set in the garage for 40 years. They put an average of 500 miles on it. Wow. It was set in the garage for 40 years. They put an average of 500 miles on it Wow custom made in 78 it is when I say pristine. Yeah, I'm not touching us Oh, you're just leaving it originally. It's my daily driver It's luxury baby

Every oil change receipt for 40 years. Wow. 40,000 miles on it. How old were the people that you bought it from? Just an older couple? This is nine, 98. He was 98? Yeah, he just passed away.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy had died. Why do the older people take such good care of their fucking cars? Yes. Yeah. And that's been probably one of my dream cars since high school.

And I wasn't even in the market for one. Here's how it happened. My audience knows I love those type of cars. And someone had DM'd me a link. I live in Escondido, California outside of San Diego. She had DM'd me a link and she was like, hey, I live in Escondido and I just saw this car's for sale on a Facebook market and it was a brown one.

And I thought, oh, that's cool. So I get on there and I start looking and I saw it. And I was like, baby, I'm about to buy a car. And he was like, are you sure? I was like, yeah, I'm gonna buy it. And I was like, oh my God. That is so amazing though. So we drove over there to get it and we asked,

you know, took it for a test drive. He goes, what we're doing is until tomorrow, we're taking offers on the car a car club was selling it so we had to like bid it was a bidding war I was donated and I won yeah yeah I love that for you guys that makes me so happy Jay literally just bought a Cadillac I don't know the brand and older and yes and you'll have to ask him about it whenever we go downstairs. I was just like, you know what, buy it. Because I'm buying my car.

What color? It's blue. Has he poached it? No, he just got it. Literally. I was about to say I haven't seen it. No, no, no, he just got it. So whenever we go downstairs,

have him show it to you because it's like his pride and joy. And I looked at it and I was like, this looks like an old pimp's car. Yeah. I was like, what the hell? Yep, yep. Yeah, I'm just like, what the hell are we doing with this? But whatever, dude. It's I was like what the hell? Yeah. Yeah. I'm just like what the hell are we doing with this boat? Whatever dude. It's her daily driver and it's so long so

we're like I hope it can make it through a drive. Yep. Feels like you're driving a boat. But it's like it has that wheel though so like when you turn it. The wheel is so thin and you know the oh it is it drops like butter. I mean it is. Just love it. I'm getting horny. I love it. Well whenever I come to Cali, I wanna go. Yes. I wanna go for a spin. Yes. All right.

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Fees apply at out of network ATMs, bank ranking, and number of ATMs according to u.s news and world report 2023 time checking account required um so let's talk about jen you can fart on cue kind of or what is this that i'm hearing about you well kind of let's see if i got one i do got a poop right now but i couldn't i know you guys wanted to like maybe do a fart today. Yes, but I could not find the powder Oh, no, we have powder here for you We my team comes prepared so what we wanted So well what we wanted to do was we wanted to have you fart certain types of powders and Chelsea

has to guess what the powder is that you're farting. Okay. I fart cocaine. She's like, okay. Is that something that you're open to? We should have went and had Mexican food. Damn it. Well, do you feel like you got any in you?

Yeah, I did not take a poop today, which I usually do at the start of the morning. I was a little thrown off. It could still happen. Okay. Like, are we going to do it like now? Yep, we'll do it now. That'll be the last and the and we figured that the prize will be Jay gets to sign your titties. Yeah. Okay. I mean, listen, he'll sign those two. He loves all titties. So yeah, no, my husband is just like, let's, let's go to the only way we turn them down is face down. So that's how it goes around this house. Um, all right. So what do we need to do to get you prepared to do this? We were going to have you lay across this table right here. Okay. Yeah.

And then what we'll do is we'll have, what are, how are we going to do this? Memes? Okay. We're going to cut. We'll be right back. All right guys. We are back. We are, we have Paige ready to roll. And so what we're going to be doing is Chelsea is going to be guessing the substance out of Paige's fluffs. And then when Chelsea, if Chelsea gets them right, Jelly gets to sign her titties. So I think it's a fair trade. Yeah. Are you excited about this? Did you ever think your life would come to us? I'm scared.

10 years ago what was I doing? I would not do this. hey baby hey she's like what are you doing? don't look at my butthole I'm scared. you can't look at the powder that's in there because then it'll give it away okay so we know that the name of the game is you gotta guess what's in Paige's hole.

Okay. She's like, I've been here before. Hold on, I'm out of breath, I just walked up here. We just ate so much food too, so you literally are probably going to shit your pants right now. Well, you don't have any pants on, you're gonna shit the table. So when she farts, I have to look at it and see what it was. Yes, and maybe even smell the air. Shut up.

Shut the hell up. You gotta lick it. Okay, I'm ready when you are. What do we do, should we just talk till I get something done? I think we can. So when you guys were doing the baby shower thing. Gender reveal.

How fucking hilarious was that? Did you guys think it was going to go as viral as it did? And I knew it, and I told her. I go, get ready. Wait, wait, wait. I think I got it. OK. Oh, oh.

Did it go out? Very. I barely saw. I think it's so heavy that, oh, I've got to get a powerful one. That's a game. Hold on. OK. Very I barely saw Okay, okay, um Yes, so she came to me and she goes I had this idea for like two years I just haven't you know, and she told me I was like, uh-huh. We're doing it. Yeah today Yeah, and as soon as we filmed it, I literally go get ready. Okay, cuz we're going viral. Yeah, we're going viral She's like you thanks I go. Hey, this is gonna be yes, dude

I laughed so hard But I think the let the second one you guys did was even funnier because you were dying So hard that it made me die like it was just so funny. She wanted to redo it She wanted to actually know and I said this will get more love. Yeah anything will know it was just so funny. And she wanted to redo it. She wanted to actually do it. And I said, this will get more love than anything will. No, it was so funny. I was literally just fucking cracking up. I was like, these fucking chicks are so funny, dude. Cause we were trying to be serious and I just couldn't.

Watching it fly out of her butthole, I could not laugh. That's a fucking talent. When did you discover that you could put shit on your butthole and just air it out like that? Uh, the gender reveal. Oh, that was the first time? Yeah. You'd never farted on camera prior to that?

Well, I farted on my brother-in-law's head. Like... You want me to shake this up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please. Can I get a mic switch? There we go. Yeah, so I farted on my brother-in-law's head a couple years ago.

But in terms of powders? Yeah. But from then on, that fart, like anything I post, people are like, where's the fart? And I'm like, shit, can I live? Do you feel like you kind of pigeoned yourself in a hole doing that? Yeah.

So now it's like falls and farts. Do you need some sort of massage? Lower back? No, maybe just the drink. My drink over in the window still. Okay. On that side. Is that it? Or is that it? Yeah, that other one.

Can you make yourself fart? Is that what it is? Or do you have to just do it? I could fart right now. I would love to hear you fart right now. Get some powder. Wait, wait, get the mic. Fart in the mic. Oh gosh. It's gonna stink.

This is not good. I'm gonna be so fucking embarrassed. Look at these dudes. You guys, this is awesome. Chelsea this is not good, I'm gonna be so fucking embarrassed. Look at these dudes. Chelsea Lynn is about to bless us with her flatulence. That's what it's called, right? That was a fucking good one, dude. That one was great. Listen, your little cheeks are tight.

I was just about to say that because my husband farts all the time and his little cheeks are so tight. I just, I love it he that one felt good. We should what I fart. It sounds like foghorn leghorn Like it's like so deep and has baritone No, no, not right now I got jellyfish You guys will be like fucking running for cover like red slimer is hitting the windows and shit It'll be terrible. So you guys do a lot of shit with Lena Bryan too yeah I love her she I've never met her but dude I love when you guys do stuff together she I'd never thought she was news I'm let me rephrase that I

never knew she was that funny and oh yeah even funnier in person because she has to keep a lot of stuff on so off social media because I cut music row yeah yeah you know like we filmed a couple things and she was like, oh, we can't post, you know. I get it. The great thing about what I do and what we do, and I can post anything I want, you know, as a comedian. And I can get away with it, you know.

It's where a lot of people can't. Right, no, no, no. Yeah, I was looking over there. I was making sure she was OK. Well, yeah, you know, I just chill for a second, get relaxed, and then something. When I was getting over there, I was making sure she was okay. Well, yeah, you know, I just chill for a second, get relaxed and do something. When I was getting a massage earlier, I almost farted on her.

Because you were relaxed. Yeah. Do we need to have Brett come in here and give her a massage? No, that Brett, no, no, no. He's the worst? Yeah. Can we talk about how you milked his prostate real quick? Talk about that.

Yeah, I just sucked my finger in his butthole and- So wait, you didn't know you were milking his prostate? No. You were just ramming him with your finger out of just for fun? Yeah, you know, just sometimes you just slip a finger in, just get a little kinky. I try, my husband will not let me. I really try.

If your man's into it and he lets you slip a little finger in, you might milk his prostate. So how we found out is Brett had a little bit of like powder almost spew out. And we're like- Kind of like what you do? That is so crazy that that happened. And I'm like, what the hell was that?

It was like, it was like- How did powder come out when a butthole is so moist? I don't, well, it sounds to me like his pipes were clogged, maybe. No, it doesn't come out of his ass. What's it come- Oh, it's his shoes and so- Well, inside the body's moist, anywhere. Right, right, right.

Right. Well, not straight, but it was like foamy, like not semen. And he was still hard. It was frothy. Yeah, it was very frothy, if you will. Like when you're making a souffle, you know how the eggs get all frothy? Yeah, we put designs in it and made a little heart like coffee drink.

And then he's like, I still have to come. And I was like, you didn't just come. And then it might've been pre-come. That might've been pre-ejaculation. Actually, it was something he's he's scream at the top of his, he went, and I was like, oh shit. Did it hurt? Jaji, no.

He said it felt so good. Jaji. Huh, see I'm not, I would never mess with a dude's bowl. No, well see, I have in the past, I've just like, okay, so one of my exes cheated on me, and I was like, you know what, how can I get this guy back? I was like, I'm gonna fuck him in his ass. So I did, and fucking told everybody about it. I broke up with him after, I found out he I'm going to fuck him in his ass. So I did. And fucking told everybody about it.

I broke up with him after I found out he cheated on me. Fucked him in his ass. He was backing into the fucking pink hard dildo. It wasn't a soft one. It was a hard one. It was just like, just like getting it, dude. Well, I told I broke I broke up with him, left him and told everybody. Hell yeah. Like my revenge. Yeah. Well, OK, I don't just go around trying to fuck random.

And now you're here just telling everybody. Oh, I know. I have put him on. Listen, they should have never gave me a podcast. You put everybody. Nobody from my past has been safe on this podcast. Yeah. Don't fuck with Bunny. We need to make that a clip. Exactly. Something's brewing, guys. I'm sorry.

I was about to say, so you got a fart or a case? Sorry. I didn't know it was actually going to happen. Alright. You ready? Does this need a B by me? Maybe, yeah. Okay, okay.

Okay, turn your head. Yup, you gotta close the eyes, can't tell. Is it too heavy though? I don't think so. Okay. But now it's definitely moist. Oh, for sure. Is it too heavy though? I don't think so. Okay. But now it's definitely moist. Oh, for sure. You're definitely going home with a Yeasty Beastie.

Is it powder? Yeah, it's all powders that you have to guess that are coming out of her holes. Now powders that could come out of the kitchen, out of a craft, some other way. I mean, they're everywhere. You can look now. They're everywhere.

It's common, I swear. You and Chachi are doing the exact same thing. I know and I look down like this and notice Chachi's butthole. Chachi wants to get in his ass. But back to the Lena Bryant thing. Oh yeah. His mom. Obsessed. Is she not the sweetest fucking thing ever? She's a badass.

Dude, so fucking dope. Yeah. Like, I want her to be my mom. Yes, I know. Adopt me please. I know. Well you saw the video we did, the prank be my mom. Yes. I know adopt me, please. I know well you saw the video We did the rank on Luke Bryan. Yes, and that mom. Do you see when she like literally? Whipped out her sick through it. She's gonna what my ass. Yeah. No, she wasn't playing

She's got fire in her belly the band knows she's so awesome, dude. Have you have you seen Luke's mom? She is so funny. Yeah, she is just the same in person. You're not better. Oh, yeah I love old people like yeah, it's like so genuine and just like legit just the type of people that on screen is the same way Off-screen I feel that I feel like we're gonna be oh Cool ass old people dude I am scared for the generation below us because we're like gonna be the ultimate like you're gonna have to achieve Yes, ultimate goddessness to get on our level. Yeah, you're gonna have to fart things out of your butt hole. I could probably fart again.

Dude, we need to put powder in my butt hole. All right, so should we put the powder in Chelsea's butt hole? Cause I might shit my pants. If shit comes out, we're good. Yeah, we love shit. You're good. Okay, as long as I don't really need to.

You wanna try to go? No, you're fine. Try to squeeze? Try to squeeze my turd Do you want to pinch a fart? Oh? No, you guys just here's what I've noticed about Here's what I've noticed about Paige. Yeah, it's like her farts get scared when she's under pressure. Oh gotcha Well, gender reveal took 20 seconds. That was oh, yeah

It was locked and loaded but I prepared for that one. Yeah this one I was I didn't think it was gonna happen because I couldn't find powder Well, can we just talk about what a nice ass you have the best? Oh, and that's another thing we were checking out her Instagram earlier today and she's like a little model Uh-huh when she really wants to pose and turn it on like you like a little IG thought bitch I've always said that you're like, I love that. I've always said that about her. Yeah, people come and do her hair and makeup

and make us look like women. But your poses are just so natural. Oh. And she'll just stick her little butt out. Having a photo shoot with her, it's like, right Beth, she's like literally a model. Yeah, working it. People always ask her, are you even a model?

I'm like, huh? I fart for a living. Yeah, I just have never thought I'd get asked that question. Yeah, dude. But now that weird people are the new trend, weird looking humans, and I'm in that category. So it just kinda goes. No, dude, you're beautiful.

Everybody's beautiful in their own way. Yeah. You're beautiful, dude. But I definitely see what you mean. Like a unique, weird, like. Yes. Yeah, but I think it's cool that you don't look like everybody else.

For real. You know? Like, how many fucking blondes with big tits are on fucking Instagram a lot? But they're, like, you are set aside from it. You know, you don't blend in. And no one knows you're half Chinese. Nobody ever guesses that.

That's crazy, I can see it though. Half white, half Chinese. I can definitely see it. When she did my makeup I was like oh fuck. Oh yeah I'm wearing about 12 inch shoes. But like for an Asian like you're tall. I'm the tallest in my fam. I didn't know that. Are they all short. Yeah. Have you got to meet her family yet. I've met most well some yeah yeah. Yeah dude. They just you oh my god like they're my yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah teacher high school science teacher for like forever. Yeah, he was telling me about it He's like all all the girls used to want to fuck me. That's what he told me 76 year old Asian like all they all wanted to fuck me all the time. He was being dead serious I'm not getting a turd might come out because I keep pushing. I just keep seeing the powder clumping up in there I mean, how wet is your butthole is what I want to know. Well, it's probably turd

What if we what if you kind of spread it a little bit and Beth blue on it? Well, we'll get one of those out. No pressure. But I'm like, should I shit? Let's talk about your calendars really quick too, because we didn't touch base on those. There was what? 80% more titty in this one? 40%.

40%. I loved the tit. Next year will probably be 80%. When are you gonna show the hoo-ha? Oh, you don't wanna see that. I do. Let's show her a pic. I definitely do.

She has a really good vagina. Thank you. It's not me. I bet. It's just like pretty pristine. Describe it. OK. So she's got two lips.

Enough about you. Let's talk about me. Describe my pussy. I'm just kidding. No, I want to hear it. No, please. OK, go ahead. Well, it is, I would say it is a little tanner

than I expected. It doesn't look like a stingray, right? No. Huh? Kind of, actually. It doesn't look like a stingray, right? Actually, now that you say. It's a lot tanner? I was, yeah, a lot tanner than I thought,

but I thought it was gonna be like, kind of roast beefy. And it was actually not. She showed us on the tour bus the other day. I think it's pretty. She laid on her back and spread it. Yeah. And Brett said that was great. I just want people to see.

When am I invited to do the pussy spread? Okay. We're like the weirdest group of friends. We like show each other our butt holes. I want to see everybody naked. It's my thing. That's why OnlyFans is like my play around. Any girls that come on the podcast, I'm like subscribe.

They do the same thing to me. And we buy each other's content and shit. We're like dogs We all want to sniff each other's ass. Yeah, I just get them going You know, i'm always curious like how like any guy I meet i'm like how big says dick It doesn't matter if he's like a 90 year old man or whatever. I'm just like, did you think about it with those two dudes? Yeah already. Oh fuck. Yeah. She goes, oh fuck. I'm more curious about women.

I'm not, I think dicks are ugly. Yeah, oh. I think pussies are pretty. I think dicks are just like, they're just, I don't know. Yeah, I think they're both disgusting. They're like the porpoise of sexual, just, you know, like I just, there's nothing cool about them. They all look the same except some have a little more of a curve.

Some are shorter, some are fatter, some are longer, some are lumpy. Yep. That's what I need to know. That's what I need to know. You haven't seen enough cock in your life then. Is that what we're saying? Is that what's going on here? They've all been like pretty decent, but I want to see, like I have seen a one tiny one mm-hmm

just I didn't do anything to it but we've all made them show us in Vegas but now I'm just curious. Vegas is where the weird shit happens. Yeah. Like yeah just I want to see them all. So back to the calendar we're not gonna see that beautiful post. No because I really want to keep it funny. I feel like they need to have you in Playboy. Well yeah that would be iconic AF. I would do that. That would be so cool. Yeah um yeah I feel like okay a lot of people were like why don't you show your ass? First off I don't have that graven ass but you know like everybody bent over looks good though baby. That's true if I get that. I'll teach you some poses. OK. Oh, yeah. OK, dead serious.

Next year I'm going to put ass in it. Yay. Yeah. But I feel like when I do the tits as Tammy, it's just funny. And I feel like showing my ass is more like, I feel more, I mean, I'll flash titties, nothing. But I feel like if I show my ass, it's more like exposed. I'm more like, oh, no.

You know, it's different. If you're in other regions, yeah. It's different. It's more like, tap it out. Yeah. Yeah, I'm the opposite. I feel like showing my oh, no, you know, it's different. It's your nether regions. Yeah, it's different. It's more like, yeah. Yeah. I'm the opposite. I feel like showing my ass is not a big deal. But if I show my tits, it's a little bit more of a deal. No, complete opposite for me. But I still show every. It's probably because you don't, you don't take this the wrong way,

but you have smaller boobs. Uh huh. So all your life, you've probably been a little insecure about them. So you showed your ass more, you know, whereas Tammy, Chelsea's had bigger boobs. So she's shown her tits more. Yeah. I'm not even insecure about my tits. Like I still show everybody, but I just, I don't know. Just, I've always mooned everyone.

Cause you have a great ass. Yeah, she does have a great ass. I'm not showing nobody this ass. And just like, even before like volleyball games and shit I would like hike my like Hell yeah. Spandex up my ass. Yeah. My friends would be like taking photos and shit.

What was written on your butt that you pulled down your pants and someone came out the front door? Oh I put happy birthday grandma. Cause it was my grandma's birthday. Holy shit. Dude I made Brett write that on my butt. Holy moly. Alright so are we gonna have Beth blowin your asshole? Is that what we're gonna do? Well I just tried to fart again and I turtlenecked.

So we're gonna get no fun. Do you think if I took out a goat win and took a shit and came back? No cause all the farts would be with the shit. You think? It's a family affair. I don't really fart when I shit. It's a family affair. It comes out, you just don't know it. I think Beth Blown is just as good. Yeah. Out of her ass.

I'm sorry you got signed up for this, Beth. I don't think the people watching will be disappointed. No, not at all. And then you can still waft in the fumes and figure it out. I think so. Okay, then I'll go, can I go take a little dookie come back

Flavors Cuz that first fart came out and It looked like white powder, but I'm not positive. It was it was so packed in that it couldn't even get out Okay. Okay. All right. All right. I'm ready. We're gonna take a that it couldn't even get out. Okay. Okay, all right. All right, I'm ready. We're gonna take her.

Are we gonna blow? Oh, are we blowing first? We're gonna. Are you gonna blow? Let her blow first. She's gonna blow this first one up. Okay, yeah, gotcha. And then the second one I'll fart it out for sure.

Okay, gotcha. Okay, so, Chelsea, you wanna? You get in the middle. Okay. And you just kinda spread it, and Beth, you just blow. All right, here we go. Okay.

All right, Chelsea, what do you think the powder is? Okay. You ready? I'm ready, here we go. All right, Chelsea, what do you think the powder is? Okay, I'm ready. Here we go. So lumpy. It's chunky. I was not expecting chunks. Is it chalk? No.

Oh, I gotta smell it? Great. Why was it so chunky? Lick it. No! I eat it. I can't believe her asshole's that wet. Ranch dressing? Nice!

Nice! Nice! Do you understand why it didn't come out? Oh my god! Can we just talk about how lumpy it was? That was disgusting! Seeing the lumps... Got me! Got me!

That was fucking funny. Dude, but can we just talk about how good of a friend you are? You just go and pick it up. Because it's ranch. Oh, you've got my butt juices in your fingers. Yeah. Dude, how wet is your asshole that it made that fucking lump? Lumpy.

You know what? I'm not quite sure. Let me go check that out. You got a moist asshole. Let's take a break. Okay. It's definitely well-looped. Sometimes, well, hold on one second.

My, if Brett dumps a load in me, it doesn't come out right away. It takes about a couple, like a week. A week? That's insane. Mine dumps out right away. Well we have sex almost like, you know. It's just always full of stuff.

Is Brett secretly packing heat? I've seen his winner. He's good. He's good. He's average. His head is way bigger than his shaft. I've never seen a head to shaft ratio like that. It's wild to see. It's like a hammerhead. It's wild to see. Well it hits that spot. Yeah. Like it's the first man who can make me orgasm just vaginally. go right go that was go bread. I was yeah Are gonna be I know Post it to your only fans. I will be back. Okay. All right. All right back guys Not looking. All right, here we go.

Oh, gosh. You're OK. I just totally was like. That's great. Let's do. Dude, do people just see weird shit in here all the time? Well, we're normally here during the day, so I don't think anybody's over there, though, so don't worry about it.

And if they are, who fucking cares? They're enjoying it. That's what I'm saying. All right, you got to turn your head. Turn your head. Here we go. We're going in. Just if you need to wipe the hole.

Wipe the hole first. Yeah, because that shit's wet. Beth is the fucking best, dude. No, Beth is amazing. Beth comes through. Dude she's amazing. When's Beth's birthday? November 29th. Oh you're sad. It's like my hubby. I just study people. I love people. I love people so I like to just study what they are. Yeah. Alright. Alright, here we go. I feel like I can already see it clumping up. Can you fart? It get in my hole immediately. Okay, I'm ready for it. If not, Beth will blow. We know Beth can blow. She can blow well. Beth Blue. Beth Blue's good.

That's a good porn name, Beth Blue. Beth Blue. That's a good porn name. Like porn star name. Yeah. Beth Blue. Ooh, it is. B-L-E-W.

Blue. Yeah. Okay. All right, we ready? Okay, she's blowing. All right, we're gonna blow. Here we go. I can't spread them.

I think a fart law would just be so good. Okay, it would. It's okay. Blowing is just as funny. It is! Here we go. Okay, you ready? Yes. She looks like a little... I couldn't see it.

She looks like a little turkey right here. Alright come on. What the fuck? Okay. Chunks. Is it blue? It might have a little color to it. It looks like salt.

Does it smell like salt? I think if you sniffed her asshole you would know Sugar it's a form of sugar mixed with something look. Jesus. Oh my god. What does it look like? Okay, it's sugar. Sniff it. Sniff it, Chelsea. Smell it. Just take a big one. I can't. I can't. Come on. It smells? Delicious. Oh god, I see the wetness in there. I, here's some that here. I don't smell nothing. All right, we'll give you a hint. You drank it a lot as a child. Kool-Aid? Yes ma'am. Yeah. I was gonna say Kool-Aid at first, but it looked, the crystals looked big. I mean, she has something going on in that asshole. The heat, I don't know QA at first, but the crystals looked big. I mean, something's going on in that asshole.

The heat, I don't know what's going on, but it's literally forming everything. That's what I thought at first. Yay. Okay, okay. So you're two for two right now. So we're gonna do- Can we pull this in somebody else's asshole

and see if it clumps up like this to see how normal it is? No, you gotta moisten. Nobody else's is like this? I mean- I could see it glistening when I spread it Yeah All right, let's do one more Was that a fart no that was oh Chot you went nuts

He doesn't know what's gonna I'm ready for the another powder we got the lap we're gonna do one more All right, she went and wiped her her little hole cuz the cool a was fucking Singed in her little hole and now he's like Josh is like what is going on here? Josh is trying to figure it out. I Know dude, they're just like sitting there Deafs had worst days. All right ready? All right. All right. Well, here we go. Is it in no, not yet That's what she said That's what he said

Fuck all right, it's in ready. We're ready I'm gonna push it out. Ooh, what the fuck? Oh fuck. Alright, it's in. We're ready. We're gonna blow. We're gonna try to fart? I mean, if you can fart, let's go. We're ready. What is the...

It's charged. Alright, we're gonna blow. There she blows. Yeah, you're gonna blow. Well, Lainey blows. There she blows. Yeah, you're gonna have to really waft in this one. Really? Yeah, wafting. Remember, waft. I ripped a big ass fart on your ass.

Okay, ready? Ready? Set. Oh, no. It blew down. Oh, fuck. Alright, hold on, you gotta turn. Close those eyes.

Maybe put it up towards the crack. Oh, it blew down. Oh, fuck. All right, hold on. You got to turn. Maybe put it up towards the crack and not so much the hole. Right. OK, here we go. One, two. Cocoa powder? No, but it is a spice. I can smell it from here. You're on the right. Nutmeg?

Yes. She fucking got it, baby. Yay. Oh, yeah. Now I'm getting the nutmeg. Now you can smell it. Yeah. Yes, baby. Yeah. Fuck yeah, baby.

Well, jelly gets a sign your titties. Are you excited about this or what? Why don't you plug your socials, tell everybody where they can find you. Yes everybody go follow me. Welcome back to 97.3. It is Chelsea Lin on everything. Instagram, Facebook, YouTube. Chelsea Lin. And then Trailer Trash Tammy also. And Trailer Trash Tammy. Which we didn't get to, we didn't hang out with Tammy today,

but it's okay. We saw, she tried to come out a little bit earlier. Yeah. So that was good enough for us. Next time I'll do full blown Tammy. I love it, love it. All right, Paige, go ahead, drop your socials in your, and you're selling your butthole coasters.

Yes, hello. All my socials are Paige Jen, G-I-N- N N and that's for Instagram. All of it. All of it. All right. You guys. Snapchat. Yep. Awesome. Thank you for having us. Thank you guys for coming. I love you guys so much. You guys are just my family and I hope you guys don't don't mind because you're literally my sisters from other mysteries. I love you. So I'm so happy to have you guys here. And you're so pretty. I love you guys. Thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde.

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