Dumb Blonde - TBT: Dr. Felix

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

The Doc is back! Bunnie welcomes the highly requested Dr. Cherise Felix, MD, for an exciting update on all things happening at her Service Station—from injections for men to beautifying your backside. Dr. Felix dives into your most detailed questions about women’s health, liposuction, and sexual wellness. Bunnie also opens up about her own experiences with getting work done and how she’s now hitting the peak of her sexual prime!"Surgery is not the whole answer." - Bunnie "I feel like vaginas can take a beating." - Bunnie  Dr. Felix: cherisefelixmd.com Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Doc Felix is back in the house. I'm so excited to have you here. Thanks for asking me to come back. I want you here all the time. Like you are literally one of the most requested guests. When people found out that you were coming on, my inbox was just flooded. They were so excited. So that's awesome.

I can't wait to hear the questions this time. Dude, what have you been up to? So let me thank you. Last time you were here was probably around October, November of 2019. It's been a while. It's been a whole, yeah, it's been a minute. You have grown so much.

Like where do we begin? So you change locations, you own a service station. The service station by Felix, that's right. And it's still officially called Providence Obstetrics and Gynecology. I am not delivering babies anymore. I am still doing gynecology. And we just have a DBA for the spa side,

but we're in one location, we found a beautiful location in Brentwood. We moved from Smyrna to Nolensville. During the pandemic, we hunkered down in Luxe Salon Suites, which was a really good fit for us at the time. But it didn't take very long. As soon as things started opening back up, needed more space. Yeah. We needed our own so now we have our own. We're at 7909 Concord Hills Drive. You're literally

right down the fucking street from me. Yeah yeah. Close to Starbucks. I can just oh you're right there. Yes right there. Literally you're fucking five minutes from my house. Yeah. Dude I can wake up and just go get shit done. Come get shit done. I'm excited. We have. I've been watching from afar. I'm just like, okay, taking notes, everything.

Oh my gosh, we've had so much change too. So you've probably I'm sure if you kind of just watch our feed, you're probably like, all right, here they go again. But it's been an upgrade every single time. Yeah, you know, we've got new staff, we've got new technology, like it just it's nice to see the practice, even though there's been a lot of change, it's been growth. Yeah. Instead of it just being changed because we're getting knocked around by pandemics and changes and things like that.

We've been able to rally and grow and learn and still service the community. Yeah. The growth has been phenomenal to watch. So what are some things that you're doing now that you're offering that you weren't offering last time you were here? Because she is a doctor. She does look at hootenannies. She does all that stuff.

I do, I do. Doesn't deliver babies though. Now you guys have like branched off though and you like have a whole aesthetics type thing now too, right? Actually, the aesthetics part is probably growing faster than the GYN part. And that's always been a big shock for me

because when you're in healthcare and you're dependent on insurance companies and all that stuff, like you're struggling, you're in the fight with your patients trying to get things covered. And then like two years later, they show up with like a wad of cash. Yeah.

And they're like, okay, so I know I've got this balance from hysterectomy, but I'm gonna need you to suck this fat out and make it tight. It's crazy. It's crazy to me that more women care about their looks than their pussy. But I'll tell you, I'll tell you what, though, it's been a blessing because as I'm doing liposuction or as I'm working on faces, it never fails. Somebody will be like, Uh, so you're a gynecologist, right? Yes ma'am, I am. Well, since you're down there,

you wanna go dumpster diving. I know. So what does it mean when? That's awesome. So you're doing liposuction now. Mm-hmm, I'm doing liposuction, and still the skin tightening part. So whenever we say body tight, it includes liposuction, but then I started just doing liposuction and still the skin tightening part. So whenever we say body tight, it includes liposuction.

But then I started just doing liposuction just to sort of do touch ups for people that have had prior tummy tucks before, other liposuction or they've had tightening procedures, they don't need it. We've also branched out and we do larger BMIs than most plastic surgeons do. So we do it in a staged procedure instead of you going and going to sleep and then waking up and you know,

you look like you've been to Miami or you look like you. Yeah. Which is awesome. I've been to Vegas. I wanna go. But listen, not to interrupt you, but I feel like women, I'm going through this right now and I don't think I've ever shared this publicly.

Everybody knows I've had my body done, and I had a high def vasor lipo, and I had fat transfer to my ass six years ago. It has been a fucking battle to lose weight. I did the 12 week program, like I told you, I lost eight pounds and I'm tightening up. But let me tell you something, it has been fucking fucking hard and I think what girls don't realize is surgery is not a fucking The it's not an answer like you said the whole answer it helps you look beautiful right away, but you have to maintain it

You really do. It's not it's not the easy way out like the recovery is really hard You still have to be dedicated. Like a lot of times people don't want to take care of themselves as much as it's required. So even if it's a post-op, you know, you're taking care of yourself post-op from liposuction. Like I'm only gonna do so much. And I have larger women come in and they're like,

we'll just work on the belly. I'm like, all right, I'm just gonna work on your belly. But then there's the sides and there's the back and the arms. And it's gonna be, it's a never ending thing. So if you're, they're not in it with me, they're not going to be happy. Like they have to be doing the work as well. It just works better that way.

Unless they're only worried about the belly. Yeah, I couldn't agree more, but like, dude, losing fat around my ass. Since I've had fat transfer, holy shit. Fat transfer actually gave me more dimples to have. If I can have to work with. Like my body loves fat. You know, some people's bodies don't love fat. Mine was like, give me all the fat. You kept all your, oh, I kept it all bitch.

You can't even lose it on the second. I'm on a cut right now and I'm still fucking holding on to fat. It's crazy. So you do lipo. Um, what else? What are some other things that you do? We've had, um, real, I've seen a pretty good uptick in the vaginal rejuvenation and actually wives bringing their husbands in because we do PRP

therapy so we've been doing injections you know like in the penis to help with sensation and regeneration and... Oh does that hurt? What's the pain level of that? It does like you gotta have your mind right but let me tell you something You don't numb the dick? I numb it. Oh. But I'm not numbing it any more than I numb a vagina. I feel like vaginas can take a beating, you know? Can't they though? And dicks are like you flick it and they're like, oh.

I know, like, oh my God, the air rushed by. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like bitch, what are you doing? The air's too cold. It's a bit briskin' here. You know, like that's how I feel. Like vaginas, man, we can get punched in our cunt and be fine. And fucking dudes literally are just babies.

I have literally been in all the way up to my elbow in a vagina, both me and the patient are shocked. Like, holy shit, do you see how far I, don't look down here anymore, just don't look down here. Oh my god, is that when they're giving birth or was this for fun? Oh no, not for fun. Okay, because some girls do that. I know, but was this for fun? Oh, no, not for fun Okay, because you know some girls do that

I know but that but the delivery thing has ruined that part like I'm not doing that. I'm me there That's why I haven't had kids. Fuck that. My pussy hole does not need to be I mean unless you want it that way. Let me just let me just back up on that I'm not judgmental unless it comes to me. I would judge the shit out of my dude on the same way. I swear to God same way. Okay so I keep interrupting you but what else besides the dick injections? You say dick and I'm like where what where where's the dick? I get so excited. I'm like why is it here you know because I don't have a ton of experience with that professionally. Oh I do.

We've started doing some hands-free remodeling so we're working with Cryo and Contour down the street. Dr. Po, she comes down, she's a family practice physician and she comes in once a week and so she has a primary care clinic that she runs at the service station and then we have a machine that we're trying to push out there it's it's a really good company sign sure I think I'm sure envy I think I actually went to meet dr. Poe oh did you yeah she pretty much told me I just need to eat right well that's her folks yeah that's what that's what I like and so I try to pair pair up her strength she was right though yeah like if you put those things together,

oh my gosh, because the other thing is, I'll be doing liposuction on somebody and they'll start asking me questions. All right, doc, what do I do after this? What do I need to do? Not me realizing I've been settling for uncomfortable bras and underwear my whole life. Skims has changed that.

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a lot of people are starting to experience, you know, dips in their in their sex drive or in just their interest in sex energy wise memory loss things like that that all go along with man my boss yes I never knew that sleep quality irritability it doesn't have to just be like hot flashes and right you know and mood swings but when does a woman really enter into what is it menopause so asking for myself because I'm 41 and I'm horny as shit that's so so okay so you're you're entering in your peak and my is fucking wetter than like throbbing like it's a problem

horny like yeah fuck after this doctor feeling something in the horny no ask Mimi everywhere we go I'm like mmm it's disgusting I'm like I'm fucking horny. No, ask Mimi. Everywhere we go, I'm like, mmm. It's disgusting. I'm like a fucking teenage boy right now. I know. I think it's unfair that it happens for women later than it happens for men. But if it happened at the same time,

the population would be off the chain. Oh, dude. And my husband is opposite of me. Right. Not horny at all. Men are different. Men are different. They really are.

They hit their peak early. And they dip down when we're starting to peak. We're on an uneven keel right now. Literally, I can only fuck myself so much. I get sick of it too. I'm like, you know what? I'm done. I need to just be held and banged really fucking hard and then I'm fine. That's all I need. Maybe just once a month. Give me a good old fucking passionate heave ho and I'm fucking ready. I'd be all ready.

That's too, my head's starting to hurt. Aw. Okay, so when do women usually enter menopause? So, I need to differentiate between menopause and perimenopause. So perimenopause, that tends to be the time of most unrest. Like your most uncomfortable, like, you know, your surges are high, your sex drive might be high

during those perimenopausal years, emotional changes, but menopause itself, things sort of start to level out and you enter menopause after you've had 12 full months without a period. I can't wait. I want a fucking hysterectomy so bad. Everybody thinks I'm crazy But I'm like I already talked to my my other doctor about it and she's like girl if you want it

I'll give it to you because I have literally ruthless periods I have to fucking plan my entire life around my periods and I cramp for about 10 days So have you tried have she talked to you about an endometrial ablation? No, okay. I've never been diagnosed with endometriosis, but I think it's quite possible. So an endometrial ablation is a procedure you can have and it gives you all the benefit of a hysterectomy without this, without the invasiveness of hysterectomy. So, um, it doesn't affect your hormone levels at all, but it just destroys the functional lining of the uterus. So the inside of the uterus. So you're left with all your parts. It's an outpatient procedure.

Some people do it in their office, I'm one of them. So you can do an endometrial ablation and then you keep all your hormone levels natural. Just whatever your body is dictating or whatever your genetics dictate. Do you still have a period on it? Nope. And so without that period.

Can I come in on Monday? So without that period, there tends to be no cramping and it tends to make the cramping right and it and it tends to make the quality of life a lot easier. I'm not gonna grow a mustache afterwards am I? No because there's no hormonal changes. Okay. So the so if you had a hysterectomy if you left the ovaries behind then you get the same benefit right but it's just a bit different you know recovery and invasiveness but robotic hysterectomy is an outpatient procedure as well. So you

could always go in and just have the uterus removed, leave your ovaries so that you can still have the hormone that you need for your sleep quality. I'm just gonna start coming to you and just letting you fucking do everything because nobody fucking tells me all the good shit like you do. You just keep it real and that's what I love about you.

I feel like that's why I have the patient following that I have and the wait time is because we sit and we talk and I need to know these things and they hit me up on Facebook and I try to reply. You're very accessible for a doctor. Most doctors are not accessible. I know and that a problem, it's a problem. So what else can we tell them about the service station?

Like if somebody wanted to come to you and just fucking spend a day there, what could they do? So. Because I'm coming. We have. Asking for myself. about the service station. Like if somebody wanted to come to you and just fucking spend a day there, what could they do? So, Cause I'm coming. We have. Asking for myself. We have, I've hired two amazing estheticians. There's Marie and there's Karen.

We are, they're both PCA skin certified. So they have been together coming up with protocols for things. So it depends on your goals. So it's one of those places you can walk in and you say, you know what, I feel like my skin's not, you know, not shiny enough. It's really dull. Or you just sort of walk in and just talk to them and they can, or me, and we can tell

you, you know, recommend some procedures or services. It doesn't have to be a procedure. We carry PCA skin line. It's a medical grade skincare, skincare line, so if you don't wanna have a lot of procedures, then you can get the skincare line so that you can just do it yourself at home. Right.

So let's see, pellets. You're doing the neck tight stuff. Neck tight, that's on the body tight spectrum, so I know you're upset about. She's gonna do a consultation, so for everybody who wants to know, I'm getting, I'm fucking almost 42 years old She's gonna do a consultation. So for everybody who wants to know, I'm getting, I'm fucking almost 42 years old. I'm getting shit done.

And I'm gonna bring you guys along with me because one of the things I always do is keep it real with you guys so you guys can see what's going on. So Doc is going to do some sort of treatment for me. We don't know which one yet. She's gonna do a consult while we're on the podcast today of my neck because.

Yeah, when we do this, things change. It didn't used to do that though. When I was 23, I could go like this and not have anything. And now like I laugh and it bullfrogs out and it just fucking, I hate it. Okay. She's like, she's gonna make me do something. So you know what I was thinking?

Do you think, so you don't think I need neck tight. So with neck tight, it's just like body tight. We're gonna be depositing radio frequency energy underneath the skin. So there's gonna be incisions made. They're small, one under the chin. There's a few behind the ear. And then we tighten up all the skin here.

All right. And suction out the fat. So if you can pinch and there's a fair amount of fat and there's not on you, there's skin. There's skin, but there's not like a fat pad, right? So if you just have loose skin, then you can tighten it with external radio frequency energy like Fractura or TempSure Envy.

And that's pretty intense. That takes a couple sessions. It's intense as in what do you mean? As in that shit works. Yes. All right, well I'm fucking coming in. And then you don't have scars from that. So for you in particular, you know,

if I just saw you like that and you weren't moving, then I would say, sure neck tight, because that's going to give the most bang for the, for the buck. But once you start touching it, if it's not solid fat under there, then you don't want to hollow it out. Because if you take out a thin layer of fat, then you've got old saggy skin. I don't want that either. I'll fucking duct tape my neck.

See what I'm talking about. Then you would not be happy with me. Right. So we'll just have to cut it out. I'll just be like, look, you would not be happy with me, right? So we tighten. I mean, we'll just have to cut it out. I'll just be like, look, dog, if it's hanging, let's snip it. Cut my neck. I'm not kidding.

Listen, I am crazy. I will fucking duct tape, fucking stuff, whatever, taxidermy my ass, whatever I gotta do to just preserve myself. I've done that to my breasts. They look really nice. Thank you. Well, I'm so excited to have you back and so were people on the podcast. They have been waiting to get some

questions answered and are you feeling up to answering a few questions? I am. I'm ready. All right cool let me put the bifocals on because I'm blind as shit and And let's see what we got going on here Hold on one second What can I do to ease my symptoms of PMDD it's terrible, okay so PMDD first of all that is premenstrual dysphoric disorder. So that is really really intense Premenstrual syndrome. I had it. So there are a couple ways you can handle it. You can handle it you know just with pharmaceutical grade medication. There's something called

serifem. You can take that two weeks out of the month or you can do a mini dose like a I'm gonna use the word micro dose. I love micro dosing. I just had to say that. Or you can take a lesser dose at a half dose, every day of the month. Because for some people like me, it would be hard for me to think two weeks before my period is gonna start and think, oh, I should take that pill right now.

But it's a subtherapeutic dose of Prozac. So if you Google it and then you see that it's Prozac, there's gonna be a lot of negativity around it because Prozac had a lot of negative connotation associated with it back in the 70s and 80s, in the early 90s. I remember when I was younger, if you were on Prozac you were considered crazy.

But Prozac is an amazing drug. It's just one of those old tried and true medications. It's not gonna kill your sex drive, which is a huge consideration when you start talking about taking medications that are gonna alter your brain chemistry. And especially at my age, I don't need anything getting in the way of my sex drive at all.

She's like, I like my hootin' nanny wet and drippin'. I would love for that to happen. So it's one of those medications that you can dose really lightly to sort of help keep the emotional dips from being as low. But because it's such a small dose, you don't have to worry about it flattening you out. And that's the flip side of an antidepressant

is if it's gonna keep you from getting very emotionally low, then it also has potential to keep you from experiencing those emotional highs that we love. Right. So a low dose something like serifim or just a really small dose of generic Prozac if you don't have really great insurance and you can help with that. There's also a lot of data around Delta, Delta-8, Delta-9, CBD. So there's all sorts of. And that's maybe shit, she loves it. There are all sorts of other like, you know, homeopathic remedies that she can use. That's what I did.

So I am self diagnosed, cause I know everything, but I literally, I know for a fact I had a PMDD and that's honestly what kind of sent me on this journey that I've been on the spiritual journey that has led me to microdosing but I Got on a really good vitamin regimen and I'm telling you it changed my fucking life Like it was I mean I went from the l-methyl folate to fucking you know

Now I take standard process vitamins and I microdose twice now and I've noticed a huge fucking difference in my whole demeanor I mean you can even ask Mimi. Mimi's been microdosing too. But yeah, I feel like, you know, whatever works for somebody. You know, some people, the vitamins don't work and they need a little extra kick, which is fine. And that's, you know, if that's what people need to do,

do whatever it takes to make you feel better, but don't sit and suffer. Yeah, yeah. And especially out of fear. And so, you know, since people have access to me here, you know, we do telehealth appointments and things like that. So if there are people that are not local

that wanna have, you know, time to talk, then they can absolutely schedule a telehealth appointment. We can kind of work our way through it. I'd offer them Thursday evenings from six to seven, and then sometimes on Tuesdays, but I'm usually my face-to-face patient Yeah on Tuesdays, you're a busy woman, but I love how you operate if I was a doctor. I'd want to be just like you Is it normal to get pimples on the lady downstairs?

Yes, it is So that whole lady downstairs thing I'm gonna call it vulva or you know external vagina the labia the lips all whatever terminology you're using that whole lady downstairs thing, I'm gonna call it vulva or external vagina, the labia, the lips, whatever terminology you're using. That whole area down there is a modified sweat gland. There's gonna be sebum production. Sebum can cause acne.

It's really, really thick. It's hormonally affected. So it depends on where you are in your cycle. Then yeah, your hormones can surge and you can get acne and break out down there. If you are shaving or waxing and you have curly hair, then it might be ingrown hairs. So that would, each hair is associated with the sebum gland.

I think laser hair removal is really helpful for people that get a lot of acne or outbreaks down there. And the other thing is it tends to hyperpigment a lot of acne or outbreaks down there. And the other thing is it tends to hyper pigment a lot. And so that will affect us in, you know, in some of these outfits that we like to wear, baby suits and things like that. You know, you don't, it sucks to have, you know, if you don't want a bush, it sucks to have one,

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Broken out, you know, hyperpigmented and things like that. If I ever, a little trick that I've always done, like if I break out down there, like from shaving or I wax all the time. And lately the waxing has actually been making it worse down there. I put like a little bit of silica acid not on my lips, but anything like on the top right there like I'll put silica acid and it gets rid of it. Yeah, I agree. There are little tricks.

Yeah. So I mean, you can always do little tricks too, but um Was a good question. My man comes so fast no matter how many times we have sex a week Help that is a different kind of doctor He needs to come get his dick shot up by you though, right? I think it's probably too sensitive now I've heard of I don't think there's a problem with coming too fast. Like let's get it up and fucking get it over with. Oh God. There's a such thing as coming to you.

Now is there really? I mean like once I'm not, I'm ready to roll over and fucking who are you? You know, like you did, but she did it. Yeah, true. And he's done still seeing it slinging the limp meat. Oh Fucking limp biscuit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because you know what happens after they they do that, but There are medications that he can take to prolong it. I've also What doesn't make it too long? I hate dudes don't want to fuck for like two hours

Yeah, that's that's the other side like flip side of like are you fucking yourself? Like what is happening here? Are you just trying to show off like what's really stop? Yeah, that's the other side. That's the flip side of that. Like, are you fucking yourself? Like, what is happening here? Are you just trying to show off? Like, what's really? Please stop. Yeah, like enough, bro. Like, we get the point, OK? I'm not a fuck. I don't need my pussy jackhammered.

You have to grab the lube more than twice. Oh, that's the worst. Yeah, no, dude. I hate that. And it's always the weird porn dudes who fucking take forever to come. You know what I'm talking about, right? I can just nasty shit So there's medication that he can take to bring it right and then I don't know

But you could maybe try a cockering or something like that just to kind of maintain the blood flow I don't know what his refractory period is So if he can get it up pretty quickly afterwards and you know Maybe he just needs to kind of you know, go down on you or do other like work until he's ready again until you're done yeah for sure or maybe just like make sure you orgasm before he puts it in yeah yeah maybe he's just turned on how that's her non-buyer it sounds like it's a she said she said no many how no matter how many times a week we do it so it sounds to me like they got a pretty active sex They're doing it a lot and she's left hanging. No, that's a problem. Poor baby

Why is my vagina an asshole getting darker as I get older? Okay, so it could we talked about that hyperpigmentation thing. It could just be straight-up hormonal If you have any sort of insulin resistance or diabetes that often will cause pigment changes in your skin I never knew that especially down there and on the back of the neck and the back of the neck back the neck Like we don't know enough fucking shit to worry about New fucking fear unlocked. Yep. Have you check in the back of my neck now all the time. I would have already seen it I've done that sometimes like so when's the last time you had your A1C check? No. Because of the coloration on the neck.

So hormonal, it could be that you've been doing things that are sort of inflammatory down there. So too much shaving, waxing, it depends on how your skin is responding to it. Just over time, those things add up. I have had a couple people ask me about skin bleaching and I haven't found a safe and accepted protocol yet, but it's a thing.

No, I'm waiting. I can't wait till you start doing that because I will definitely get it done. I use at-home bleachers and stuff like that and they don't really work that good. You would have to get something professionally done, I think, think to lighten it there's nothing I could recommend for it and I've tried so hydroquinone was something that we were able to use and it's something topical but the US has outlawed it so we're not allowed to sell it anymore

oh wow yeah so you have to always take away the good shit they do yeah it's like you gotta die from something Monos will be from a bleached asshole Why can't we have pretty buttholes It's gotta be cancer What causes men not to be able to get their penis hard, oh there's so many so many things but again, that's not my area I am not a urologist. Yeah've got a lot of wiener questions. I know, right?

So sometimes it's a mental block. It's an emotional block. It might be that they're not open to the kind of experience you want to have. Sometimes there's a fill problem, meaning that the corpus cavernosum, the two columns on the side of the penis, the shaft of the penis can't fill properly.

Sometimes they can fill but they won't hold the blood. So it could be a valvular problem. Sometimes it's a stage fright issue. Yeah, nerves. I get that all the time. That's happened to me. I had a couple. I had a couple like that.

And I went to go- You're like, just fuck me, bro. Stop being a pussy. I went to go see the urologist. Well, I used to see girls for a really long time. I said, my first dude I was with after he just couldn't. And I was like, I used to see girls for a really long time. You know, my first dude I was with after. Yeah, he just couldn't. And I was like, I got to get personally. You're like, oh, my God.

Yeah. Well, it's a blow. It's an ego blow. So I went to go see my urologist friend and he was like, Shree's given this pill. I was in a Viagra. Like he'll only he was like a wet towel off his dick by the time you got done with him. It was fun. Oh, I was fun. I remember those days. I used to make my ex take just for fun. Have you ever overdosed somebody on Viagra and felt really mad? No. Oh no. What happened? Uh,

it causes vasodilation, right? So if they overdose, then they'll flush like they're they'll turn really red and start sweating and stuff yeah it's just like dude sit down oh and then how long does it take to wear off I don't know I left him oh I love her to get back she's a cold-hearted woman just like me you're a woman after my own heart I have a hernia and every time I come it pops out and ruins the moment. We'll have it fixed. Oh, god. Or tape it down. Tape it down?

Yeah, she can. Depends how big it is, but I'm assuming it's like an abdominal hernia or umbilical hernia. Yeah, so you can get any details. Yeah, you can push it in, tape it down. You can wear a waist trainer and kind of incorporate it into an outfit so that. Sorry. because she's pushing out too hard it's just because everything the muscle yeah yeah that's a good orgasm if it's gonna pop your hernia

golly good god I wish I could come like that I know right be like never mind the alien jumping out of my belly just keep. I wouldn't care if I was a dude. I'd be like, come back. At least you know she's coming. Right? You're not. Yeah, she's definitely not faking it. Why do I always have discharge on my panties? There's no smell. It's just really annoying. It's supposed to be there. When it dries up and it will you will be sad but there are a couple glands in the vagina there assists on the cervix that help make mucus and then there are there are glands bartholome glands at the opening of the vagina that also make mucus and that's to help keep things moisturized I hate these word moisture but it's it's I like it you know moist. Wetness is a thing and if you if you don't have constant lubrication down there then those cells can change into more squamous cells something that would be like on the outside of your body things that that are highly keratinized yeah so that doesn't feel the same thing so you feel the same way so you you want

that keep the discharge especially if there's no odor. It's gonna change every week of your cycle. So it's gonna change from clear to opaque to really thick. It just changes up. I think there's something wrong with me. I can't like, even if I wear like a skirt with no panties, my puss is so wet all the time. And it's not like discharge just dripping out of me.

No, we talked about that. You said that. No, it's still the same way. It's your age. Love, it's still the same way. Love, enjoy that. It's been like this forever though. Like when does it stop? I just turned 50 and it stops.

Oh, fuck. I got eight more years. Shit. It stops. Oh, sorry. When did it stop for you? I feel like a year or two ago. Okay.

So like 48, 49? Yeah. Yeah. And my mom's no help. I asked my mom when she went through menopause and she said 25. I was like, get the fuck out of here lady. Maybe she started feeling changes and things like that. She's too doped up to feel anything. List all the things you found in a vagina that shouldn't have been in there. Okay, I remember that one story with yeah, the anal the anal beads that that's, that's one

of the things, one of the traumatic things. Um, uh, I love to find, uh, Dick Harris in there. I love it when they come in and I get to pull one out and I say, he couldn't wait. Right. That's one of my favorite things. Um caught. There are first of all, how long are their pubes? Yeah. Yeah. You know how guys are. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. But they're visible. They're absolutely visible. Yeah. One time there was a whole baby foot in a vagina.

So I put the speculum in and yeah, there's. Yeah. The foot was at was in the vagina through so I put the speculum in and yeah, there was, yep, a foot was in the vagina, through the cervix, so she said she felt something, she was pregnant, stuck the speculum in, opened it up, it was looking and didn't recognize, you know, the foot and then the toes like did this little wiggle thing and I just jerked the spec god, I said, fuck. And then I looked up at her and I was like, I'm sorry.

So did his foot age faster than him because it was hanging out of her cervix was incompetent and she had a preterm delivery. Oh shit was the baby okay? Yeah, yeah. Oh good. Yeah, absolutely. He was like he came on the world fucking kicking and screaming literally She actually found me on labor and delivery like six to eight weeks later

And she was like hey, I don't know if you remember me and I didn't cuz I was looking at her face And she was like I was the one you know you put the speculum in and said and said oh fuck He's like oh, how's your baby? Oh My god He's fine. He's fine. Going in the q to see him. That was one of those things. Oh my gosh. Sometimes, like there are these things called fistulas so your body can create tracks from one part of your body to the other. So I've found actual shit in a vagina before.

Oh my gosh. It's unfortunate. That is an unfortunate thing. I didn't even know that could happen. Yeah, it's crazy. I am fucking over this shit. Yeah. So if you have a really traumatic

Vaginal delivery and you don't have a doctor that takes the time to really put those layers back together or if you've had surgery or if you've had a weird infection then your body can Can take those areas of inflammation or or low pressure and create channels from one Canal to another and so there's been times like, people come in and they say like, my discharge smells horrible and it's actual shit in there. Or urine that can happen with urine.

Would it be brown? It would be brown discharge. It's like straight up doo doo. God, fuck. Oh shitless. That's a shame. Yeah, that's terrible. If I don't make fun of it and laugh at it, I'm going to fucking be freaked out.

So if it ever happens to me, just call me shit. But the anal beats one was was the most involved one, that one. And then the lotion cap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You told that last time. If you guys want to hear those stories you guys gotta go back They were fucking awesome wet Yeah, it was it was like one of those gold bond Squeeze lotion things and you have to flip the cap up and somebody was masturbating with that and the gold cap

Came off flipped around and she couldn't pull it out because it was closed So when you try to grab it, and I don't even know how you would get, you'd have to like, but she, the problem was that she lied to me about what it was. She said it was a toy that had broken. So here I am ready to sue, you know, a company with her in there trying to pull it out.

And there was a lot of suction that had built up behind it. So pulling it out was legitimately like two hands and a foot, like with me trying to pull this thing out. Did it pop? Did it make a pop sound? And when it came out, it said, chh, then pop. And I was hoping it was lotion,

but it was like a week's worth of built up vagina. In my hair, in my face. Just one of those like. Oh god, they're so gross. She's a better woman than me. There's no way. And first of all, I've never looked at a lotion bottle and been like, you're gonna get it.

I've never looked at a gold bond lotion bottle the same again. Like every time I see it, I'm like. I could never. Lord. Like listen, and I'm horny as shit. I look at everything as a fucking an orifice to go inside my hole. And I've never been turned on by a fucking

Bottle like that. That's crazy. And then I found all kinds of you know tampons condoms things like that Yeah, I had somebody that was pregnant one time She came in crying Bleeding, you know, we thought the worst But come to find out her boyfriend had a piercing and he had like ripped her vagina straight up the inside I was pregnant with Cash and my husband ripped his dick inside of me and it bled all inside of me while I was pregnant You got a microphone maybe so you could tell the story? What was in your vagina that made him tear?

Is this plugged in? I don't know, hold on we'll plug it in real quick. You gotta hear this story. It was fucking insane. There you go. Check, check, check, check. Check. Yep. Uh, so we went on vacation in Florida and I was pregnant and we were having sex and all of a sudden a week before, wait to pause, a week before I was on the podcast with Bunny and she told a story about ripping her dick. Yeah, he was uncircumcised. Okay, let me let me. Yes. Okay.

So we were having sex. I told you he was uncircumcised pounding it from the back really hard fucking slipped out, hit the wrong hit the bone in between and it just split his dick in half fucking blood everywhere. Oh, I circumcised him that day. Yeah. If I could. I know I made him a man.

But he never forgets you. Oh, if I could just. Good for you. I know, I made him a man. Didn't we though? But he never forgets you. Oh no, he's still in my DMs. So a week later, I circumcised my husband. You too, was he uncircumcised? Yes, and he, I don't know if we just caught the wrong traction, but he just looked at me and said, oh fuck,

and then pulled out a little bit. And I thought he started peeing on me. And then he goes he goes it happened. I didn't know what it happened meant, so I was about to come up and just like sock him for peeing on me. Because don't. Like I'm not that kind of girl. Don't give me a golden shower right now. And he just is stark white. And I looked down. I thought something had happened to me and the baby.

Oh my god. And there was blood all over this hotel room. And I'm talking, he panicked. So he jumped off of me. Walls, floor, the bed. Oh my god. And then he ran to the bathroom so there was like a trail. It was. It was like that.

Oh god. He was, it was like that. Oh God. He almost, you know, he bled a lot. So we had to rush him to the hospital, which was luckily only a block away. Shit. And there was nothing we could do other than bandage him. Like I literally spent my entire vacation changing dick bandages.

And she didn't get any dick for like a month. Right? I'm surprised he even, he rallied after a month. And it completely split the whole bottom, the whole skin that holds on. What's his dick look like now? The frenule? Just perfect? Yeah, you can't even tell.

It literally just pretty much circumcised him. Without taking the top part off, it cut that skin off completely. That's crazy, right? That's a vagina. Yeah. Oh, fucking gripper. Hey, gorilla grip puss over there. Mimi's got that gorilla grip. I'm still trying to get her and Jason to send me the Snapchat

fucking shit that they send each other. I'm always in the dark about all this horny shit. Together, isn't it? Even better. One last question. I had a partial hysterectomy at 30 and had the rest removed at 32. I'm 37 now and have libido issues. I don't have much of a sex drive and I want to know how to help with that. So by partial hysterectomy she means that she's had her his her uterus removed but not the ovaries. So she had ovaries for a couple years after that.

And that tends to happen most frequently with people with endometriosis at that age. Because if it was something like fibroids or heavy bleeding, you would just take out the uterus, leave the ovaries and they're fine. But endometriosis is not confined just to the uterus. So if you take out the uterus, leave the ovaries, and you still have problems to come back significant enough to come back and take out those ovaries, then you're trying to starve out some sort of hormonally dependent process.

So at 37, five years later, she's been without estrogen significantly, and that has to feel more like 70 rather than 37. So- God, hormones are a motherfucker, man. They're essential. They just are so for somebody like her it's gonna be chronic All right Once you don't have ovaries then your cardiovascular risk starts to mimic those of a man In his 50s and so she's gonna have to pay attention to other processes as well

and so she's gonna have to pay attention to other processes as well. So I would replace the estrogen and possibly the testosterone. So you would be a really good candidate for pellets, hormone pellets. They you only have to have those replaced two to three times a year. So those are really helpful once you find out what your dose is that keeps you happy. You just place those pellets under the skin. How do you do? I I was gonna say, how does it work? There's a cannula we use and we just alternate sides of the glutes, so we'll do right, but one, you know, first time left, but the other, but there's a cannula.

The pellets come from a compounding pharmacy and then they send them to us, we send them to the patient and then we stick a cannula in and then you load the channel of the cannula with the pellets and they drop right through the channel into the tissue where you have the cannula. So we just push the cannula like into the fat, drop the pellets in and then there's a plunger we used to pop them through. Yeah. You take it out. It's a small little incision and then you've got your hormones replaced for a good four months. How bad is the adjustment for that? Like if somebody

were to start, does it like make you gain weight? Does it make you fucking irritable? Well for her she has no hormones so we're replacing. So it's gonna feel good to her. Her body's just gonna be like hello. So the weight gain tends to start when your hormones are dropping or when you don't have enough. So perimenopausal weight, menopausal weight, the fat distribution is different. PCOS type weight, the distribution is different. It tends type weight, the distribution is different. It tends to be in the front and in the center. So balancing those hormones has a lot to do

with how you metabolize things and how you store your fat. But somebody at 37 that's really young, she's gonna miss out on like that wonderful sex drive that you're having if she doesn't replace it. So she deserves it. You go get some testosterone, you get some estrogen and titrate it up until you feel good. And then once you feel good,

the compounding pharmacist can take whatever, however your dose, whether it's by pill or by patch. So we can look at what doses you're on and send that to a compounding pharmacist that can make the conversion into a pellet. And then they'll send again the pellets either to us or to the patient and you can just place them and feel so much better. Dr. Poe does a lot of those. Doug Felix is just out here doing the Lord's work.

Ain't I though? I feel like it's more quality. You're like a pussy prophet. I'll take that. For real. You are the prophet of the pussies. You are just out here making bitches feel better about themselves. I try. Helping get their mental health back. When you don't feel good about yourself, your mental health is in shambles.

You're helping people get their sex drives back. That's bringing joy to their lives. You're really just out here doing it. It helps people process. So it's nice having that combination or that mix in one place. So that if I have people call me and I'm like, like you're really designing your own thug puzzle. So it's nice having that combination or that mix in one place. So that, you know, I have people call it all the time.

They'll call and they'll say, well, I want an O shot. But the next question is, why do you think you need an O shot? And that's important because you don't want to go spending money on something that you don't need. Most doctors wouldn't even ask that. They'd be like, cool, we'll take your money. Yeah, I know my receptionist gets real frustrating

When when can you see them? When can you talk to them? They call for an Oh shot? I'm like, but Beth Maybe they don't need a no shot But that's so good because most doctors most doctors don't have a heart like that, you know So right, that's really cool. I feel like I used my vagina enough to know To know, you know, yeah How important that is that gave me power? Joy pussy is power. That's what I've I breathe doesn't want my whole fucking brand is about dude Like literally like pussy is power. I'm here to take care of it

Well, if you want a pretty puss you got a head down to the service station Why don't you functional pretty functional? Yes, we don't want to the service station. Pretty and functional. Pretty and functional, yes. We don't wanna just aesthetically pretty, we wanna truck it internally. We want that bitch to purr like a kitten. Like a kitten, F-kitty. Tell people where they can find you online and all that jazz.

All right, so the website is shereesfelixmd.com. We have an Instagram, the service station by Felix. We have a Facebook, service station by Felix. We have a Facebook service station by Felix. So that's it. I hate to tell people to use the phone because legitimately like we have phone problems. It feels like all the time. So I just rather people just reach out

and they know how to do emails and shit like that. Yeah, make it easier. Yeah, we're getting a new service but the phones are always like the main of my existence. I can't stand those things. I rather you just those things. I hate talking on the phone too. I'd rather tech people will call me and you just have to text me like talk, you know I'll only call Mimi and that's if I'm like really excited about something Yeah, she'll wake up to a text thread like this

I have this wild ideas through the night or something to do. So that's me too. Doc, thank you so much for coming back on the podcast. We're not going to wait two years to get you back on though. I think we need to have you come back just regularly every six months, but also you guys are going to come with me to the service station and watch me get my gobbler fixed. And I'm going to start getting a whole bunch of shit done in my face. So I don't care in the comments, you guys can say, don't do it, but I'm gonna do it. So. Well, most of the things that we do are regenerative rather than like masking.

Right. We're gonna help you, we're gonna help your skin be healthier than it ever has. You know, my skin has consistently gotten better over the past few years since I started paying attention to PCA skin and my estheticians. Yeah. It's just amazing what can happen when, you know,

when you're empowered with education so you can make your choices and figure out how far do I wanna take this? Do I wanna handle it at home myself? Do I want something moderate? Do I want something, you know? I'm ready. I do all the skincare at home

but I think just because I'm Brazilian, I naturally have like dark pigment just everywhere and it's driving me fucking crazy. So I'm ready to come in and let the big dogs do some work Thank you so much you guys for tuning in to another episode of dumb blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye