Dumb Blonde - TBT: Ghost of Kevin James

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

Throwback Thursday Bunnie and the girls are back with plenty of chaos to catch up on! They kick things off with a CMA Awards recap—complete with the mysterious Kevin James sighting—before diving straight into “Boogergate,” the viral pick seen ‘round the world. Bunnie weighs in on the Jeffree Star TikTok drama, Meme relives her spray tan disaster, and the crew breaks down Luke Combs’ reaction to Chris Stapleton’s big win. Oh, and Bunnie officially enters her wig era—plus she drops a teaser of her brand-new Christmas song, “Come Here, Cowboy!”Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Talk to me about money. Oh, don't want to be the coolest kids. Is this thing on? What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome back to another episode of dumb blonde. Hi, ladies. Hi. What are you guys?

doing barely awake i'm not barely here bro i'm not alive me either i'm not okay oh yeah who puts that on their playlists bro i was just trying to support a cause yeah um so the cma's are yesterday and we are in studio day after filming this podcast because we just had so much fun stuff to talk about and we didn't realize how fucking dead to the world we were going to be yeah yeah yeah it's been rough i i literally slept until three p.m. today same lucky i'm a liar i woke up at like 12 and laid in bed till three oh i wish jay slept till three poor baby he was so tired i bet and he has a show tonight yep he's on his way to birmingham ham right now baby i'm i like birmingham last year when we or a year before when we did it

It's a cute town Yeah, yeah Birmingham's cool So yeah, the CMA's last What are we doing? I don't know He never does this Normally he's a co-star

What are you doing, Chach? I think you just quit Grudgy Did you just quit on your mom? It's because I didn't put in his Puerto Rican Tear on him Come here

Get your wig on Come here, Chach Just sitting there Come on I know you want it on he's he's crazy he loves a good wig i'm telling you this dude right here he loves to play a little dress up it doesn't matter if it's a bow tie it doesn't matter if it's a freaking sweater like this dude loves clothes and put the wig on him hold on here we go ready oh oh tell everybody how pretty

Oh, see, that's all they needed. That's all he needed to lay down. And the only reason I'm saying that, guys, is because it's a sound on TikTok. I feel like a Puerto Rican and the hair's all curly. Oh, my goodness. So, yeah, the Siamazer last night, Daddy killed it with his performance with Brooks and Dunn.

I believe. That was the best part of the night. No, the best part of the night. For sure. For sure. I bawled my eyes out during that and the Post Malone song. I'm on national TV sobbing. it is such a good song yeah yeah know that no i was gonna say you're on there for sobbing i'm on

there for sprinting out of the frame did you post that clip yet yes bro did it do good is it doing good it's like 70,000 that's hilarious can we bring that up yeah bring that clip up that clip is so damn funny so haley was a seat filler for whenever jay had to like go and get ready for like his performance or whatever and they tell you that you're not like they yell at you over the the intercom they're like sit down have respect like it was crazy last night the way that they were talking to us no one yelled at me thankfully no no no they yell over the intercom before the yeah oh my you were too late to even know yeah who the hell is this girl yeah for real and so jay came out at the very last minute because he had just got done performing right and his he was up

for an award the next this clip right here and here comes and so here comes jay and haley had to get out of his seat and here goes Haley. Looking like a little mouse. And at the last second, you can see him walking out. He commented and he said it looks like we're in a wrestling match and we're tag teaminging each other in. I love it, dude. And I kind of like tapped him when I went by him too.

Yeah. Like a tag team. Yeah. Good game. Good game coach. Yeah. That was like, imagine if you would have fallen. I kind of wish you would have.

Talk about viral. I didn't know the camera was right there. I did not see Luke Bryan standing right there. I didn't either. That's why I ducked down because I thought they were on the other side. So now I'm just ducking for no reason. I feel like the show last night kind of was like a lackluster. And that's not me talking shit about the CMAs.

It was. It's an amazing show. But they did this year, like they did this crazy thing with the drop off. And it was so lame. like it was like I don't know it was really weird didn't like it um the way they had the audience set up crazy weird yeah they split the audience this year all of all the artists were split apart from each other we all hate like Jay and everybody they all hated it they were like hi friend and had to like look at the like Ernest was on the other side yeah post was over by Ernest like it was like just crazy I want to commend Lenny Wilson though this is their first time hosting and she killed it yeah I thought they were hilarious together all three of them Absolutely. She brought the femininity that it needed. Yes. And I told Luke that. Whenever Luke came up to me and said, hi. And I was like, dude, I'm loving Lainey with you guys. She brings that feminine energy that you guys are missing. He's like, I love it. She is such a good. And I don't know how much of that's like improv or like, you know, those kind of things. But just the way she was able to bounce with them, their chemistry was really strong and I loved it.

Yeah, she did great. Laney's great, man. She, Laney is just you guys all know. We love Lainey. We're Lainey lovers on this. podcast team lady for sure and laney's just like man when you see her in public she is just the sweetest human her aura is just so sweet is her aura has to be like creams orange cream sickle like it's just like a like a honey baked ham oh yeah she has a honey baked ham yeah yeah yeah she got a little honey baked ham in the pants it's the accent her accent just makes me feel like I'm being hug yeah and she's got like that sweet sweet sweet like just so but it's not like snarky and it's not like pretentious it's like she genuinely is just like hey baby how you doing she cares yeah yeah yeah so sweet and we talk about us being in like the green room

and all of a sudden they started filming we had no idea that they were like actively like with that the walkout scene oh yeah we were standing right behind them and all of a sudden they're like three two one action and we're like we're in a circle with our drinks like everybody's scrambling and no one warned us I love that I love that though the CMAs were awesome but I think my highlight of the night was not even on camera my

husband comes and sits next to Mimi and I looks like he saw a fucking ghost white as can be white as can be and breathless and I'm like you're okay I look over at him I go baby are you okay and he goes like he has something in his hand and he opens it up and it's

a black, beautiful, like, wooden rosary. Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's beautiful thinking, like, maybe a fan gave it to him or something like that. And he looks at me with these little puppy dog eyes. And he goes, Kevin James just gave me this. And me and Mimi were like, wait, what? I go, what?

The first thing I did was I looked at, hey, Mimi, I go, tell Haley right now. And this had just started filming. I'm like this. At the scene. I'm like, this is not a drill. Kevin James is here, this is my father. Literally.

Dude, literally, like how upset. Like, we are all obsessed with Kevin James, but Haley is like Kevin James. No, it was Kevin James for Halloween. Yes. Do we have a video of Kevin, of Haley's Kevin James as fucking, can we find one? I have a whole get,

you want to get ready with me? No, no, no. Just let's get, let's get full Monty already. But yeah, so like, I look over at her and I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Kevin James is here. He's like,

He just appeared out of nowhere. Literally, we run to the back next commercial break to try to find Kevin fucking James. This dude is nowhere to be found and nobody even knows that he's there. Everyone's like, what do you mean? Kevin James. We're like, Kevin James. Nobody else saw him. No.

He was nowhere else like the ghost of Kevin James. Like, Kevin, where did you go? Where were you? Where were you, sir? You could never come to an award show again and not show up and fucking say hi. I try to give it a goob to see if I could find red carpet pictures of him. Can't find those. I, on our walk out, you should have seen me.

I probably looked like a psychopath. I was staring everyone in their face as I walked trying to hold your dress. She's running through the hallways looking for Kevin James. She got her superhero run on. I love that. Yeah, but so we never got to see Kevin James. I'm so sad. But like that, that's like meeting like Dolly, you know?

Yes. Oh, that's like meeting like Dolly, you know, like that is like, that's like meeting Jesus. No, I wouldn't go that far. I wouldn't go that far. I would. It's me. Look it. This is Haley.

There's Haley right there, full Kevin James fit for Halloween. You know, and you want to know what the crazy thing is. Haley, okay, Haley, we all know is a player from the Himalayas. She gets more fucking ass than a toilet seat. This girl goes out on Halloween night on a date. dressed as fucking jelly roll. I was like, Haley, how are you ever going to get dick down

if you're fucking dressed as my husband? Like, that's not hot. And she's like, I didn't even think about it. I'm trying to be all cute and stuff, and I have a full on beard. Didn't you say you were flirting with people all night? Yes, and no wonder they weren't flirting back. Kevin James, you fucking dress up as Kevin James, too?

Like, stop being fucking hideous creatures. I'm clock walking myself, man. stop being a cock block. It's literally like mean girls when everyone's like cute and dressed up super look at her. Yep, there it is. I was drunk as

fucking this by the way. Look, I kiss the phone. Guess who's not getting dick that night? Haley. That's what I did when I came home from the bar. You said, you texted me and said, You said make a video sing to one of his songs and Jellie's going to duet it.

Did this fucked up and he never dueted it. Listen, my husband told, that's what my husband said. And fucking I gave you the instructions. You know how fucking crazy he is on TikTok though. Oh, he has been unleashed onto this app. He has, he comments on everything now. Like, you know, he took his hiatus. Yeah.

So his profile wasn't very like interactive. he very very small interactions now that he's like on it i noticed him the other day he's like refreshing his feed i watched him like sitting so annoying he was like opening up his notifications and stuff i'm like he's a full on ticotker now oh yeah he is don't let anybody know that though but speaking of him being all over ticot let's talk about it bookergate 2024 ladies and gentlemen mimi is terrified of and for him to have last night did that video with you and then turned to me and wiped it on me oh no and then he goes you too and he's haley i almost left that was almost i was almost was like you know what i'll see you guys later so for

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he's always had a little tick and when he's nervous he picks his fucking nose there are so many times that i have pulled his hands away from his face because he'll just start digging in his nose he doesn't normally eat him but like he'll just dig in his nose dude and the fact that the world is like oh my god i can't believe jelly roll fucking is eating a bugger and it's like some people said i can believe that right right right and for those that said they can believe it you're a real you know who we are we're fucking dirtbags we pride ourselves on being dirtbags comment section is fire oh it's hilarious it's hilarious but the funniest thing is like you guys will support women drinking their own period blood smearing their period blood on their

faces pouring it in plants but my husband eats something from his body i mean it's like we're we're all about uh our bodies our rights right well let him eat his fucking damn burger let the man does so much good in this world he fucking literally hours before that was probably out of fucking orphanage you know fucking pouring light on fucking children and like making donations to people let him Eat the booger. Again, let the man eat the fucking bugger, bro. Let's watch this for a second. Oh, God.

We watch a bugger. I don't know if I can. The booger thing. Just turn away. Um, I don't know if I can. I'm going to try. I'm going to go to Batman. And the lady that posted this, come on, man.

Like, no. I think you chewed. I have picked my nose and eaten my, my boogers. I used to have a booger graveyard next to my bed of just crusty bloody buggers that just sat on my wall. If you

Mimi, have you ever eaten a booger in your life? Maybe as a child. As a child, not even as a teenager. I know cocaine nights. I used to pick boogers out of my nose that had fucking eight balls in them and just eat them. I'd fucking, have you ever had a cocaine bugger? I've never done cocaine. No, it's the worst.

It is the worst. You'll be like 9 o'clock in the morning cleaning the crusties out of your nose. Eat a cocaine bugger, be high for like another. fucking hour it's fucked up it is fucked up it happens i'm telling you i'm crying what the fuck my my the whole point the fuck the whole point the fuck do you follow him what the fuck what the the whole point of this conversation is though is like let the man he could be doing so much worse things literally like this man is a fucking angel on earth who does nothing but good for people and everybody's like oh there's the bugger eater you know and it's just

like like how fucking childish can we be dude i posted a video of jay and i today and they're like oh he eats his burger sis that's all my comment was yeah they're like oh you're trading places with bugger roll yeah i love it listen i love my little boogie roll he laugh i don't care i'll eat his buggers for him yes yeah yeah yeah yeah i love that no i'll eat his burgers for him okay let's not let's change the subject get up here chotch what are you doing he's staring at this wig he wants his wig no he's literally staring at the wig he wants the fucking wig okay okay okay okay all right it's your world we're just living in it so anyways moving on from booger gate because that was just i can't even fucking believe that that's happened what else has

happened on tic talk this week that we can talk about in our lives are we are we talking about talking about what what happened on tic-tok with geoffrey and the other person yeah i mean let's talk about it okay so here is my take on the situation that happened um on t-tok if you saw the video cool if not cool i don't really care i don't really honestly have a side

i was put in a situation that i should have never fucking been put in you know and And this creator, I have only met two times in my life. And that was the first. Yeah, the first time I met them was when they had this altercation with Jeffrey Starr. And then a second time after that, they came to a show, one of my husband's shows. And I genuinely love this creator and I love his husband. His husband fucking sweetie.

Love his husband. His husband is just the sweetest thing ever. I might like his husband more than him. But, I mean, anyways, they're the cutest couple. just because I love somebody doesn't mean that I have to like their actions and doesn't mean that it's not okay for me to set up boundaries with them and I feel that Jeffrey has been everybody's been roasting Jeffrey man I mean I'm talking like

since he went on the canceled podcast with Tanna and them then he went on Tricia's podcast which has yet to drop and you know people are just eating them alive and I get it I get that Jeffrey is, he's this polarizing fucking creature that everybody is either obsessed with or hates. And that's how his life has always been. And was Jeffrey not a good human back in the day? Sure.

I didn't know him then. So, you know, things that he's done in the past, absolutely. Some of them are, you know, not okay. And he's owned up to everything that he's done. And he's, Jeffrey and I have been friends for about two years now. And, like, we have Thanksgiving together. like dude has ridden on my fucking tour bus like I love that dude that's my fucking homie farmer Jeff is my homie and you guys know you guys know how I am we love farmer Jeff we love farmer my

husband loves farmer Jeff like is farmer Jeff coming to Thanksgiving this year that's all my husband cares about you know he's like I fucking love Jeff and when Jeffrey is around us and our family I don't know if maybe he just feels the love and he knows that he's in a safe space but he is his walls are down so different Yeah, his walls are down. He's sweet. He's loving. He's just happy almost. He's really him. Yeah, like he's really him. And I, that's how I genuinely feel about my friend, Farmer, Jeff. I haven't seen the side that people are talking about. And I'm the type of person who you are innocent until proven guilty. And until you show me that side of you, I'm going to have your back until, you know, the wheels fall off. And this other creator, you know, saw that Jeffrey was getting a lot of. of hate online and needed the views. I mean, let's go back and look at his views. You can see

that he needed the views. And we're content creators. That's what we do. We fucking hop on the bandwagons and we fucking talk about shit if it's relevant at that time and fucking get the views for it. Dude, do you. I 100% get that. Do not throw me under the bus because you hate somebody. And that's where I got my feelings hurt because I was like, damn. I really looked at this person like somebody that was really like just a sweetheart to me. You put your neck out for this person because inviting somebody to the Opry, that's not our concert. That's the Opry's show. Yeah. That's the difference between a concert and the Opry are two completely different things. You are attending as an artist Opry's show versus like us having a

concert somewhere. Like you put your neck out for that person. That and it's the Opry is a sacred space. you know so it's an honor for us to even fucking be able to step in the building especially people like us we don't fucking belong there and we are there representing my husband who is my number one priority no matter what the fuck goes down i am there to represent my husband if you guys want to fucking act a fool do you but don't fucking let it get out of hand keep it between you guys and let's keep it respectful we're we're here on business you know we're not here just you know whatever. Anyways, this other creator was in town in Nashville and he had kept inviting me to lunch or something like that. It was a busy week. I forget exactly what was going on. And I just

said, hey, you know, if you want to come to the Opry, I would love to see you and your husband. I can see you there because then it's like a controlled environment. Jeffrey does Alexandra Kay's merch. So he was going to the Opry anyways with Alexander Kay. He just happened to be there. And Jeffrey's my buddy, dude. So of course he's going to hang out in our room. Yeah. I don't exactly remember what happened but I remember I introduced these two and I was like yeah this is so-and-so he's you know got a little channel that he does blah blah blah Jeffrey was being sweet I have the videos of the introduction like we were being for real like it was like a cool introduction I don't know if I was talking to somebody I don't know if I was in the room if it happened like this is how my new the

situation was to me I was going to say to you it it wasn't enough to make a deal out of right I didn't think it was a big deal um but I do remember you had to come to me and say hey this person is upset about something and then kind of explain it to me he said that i was in the room to when it happened but he also said that you explained to me what was happening so i don't know i don't know the details i don't believe you were standing there yeah yeah i don't know no but anyways i got when i found out what was going on i left my husband's situation or you know saying hi to everybody i mean i think i was talking to like fucking um what what's that dude's name that we love so much him and his wife the older

country singer who's always supporting jay i forget his name i have video of us talking but he's always at jay's stuff and um he was at the opera that night and i was just saying hi to everybody and um i went back in the room i'm just like hey man what happened you know and he's like well i was explaining that you know my husband was explaining that we get death threats or something like that and geoffrey looked over at us and said who the fuck you're not getting death threats who do you think you are or something like that who are you like who are you's like who are you Yeah, who are you? That was the words, who are you?

And I was like, oh, and I started laughing. I was like, that's just how Jeffrey is. I was like, he's so fucking blunt. I was like, I don't think he meant anything by it, but I'll go figure it out and find out what's going on. So I go over to Jeff and I'm like, are you being, I said, can you be nice? He said, what are you talking about? And I was like, are you being fucking rude? And he's like, no.

And I was like, what just happened with you guys? Yeah. He's like, I just, he goes, I genuinely want to know who the fuck are they that they're getting death threats because I'm pretty famous and I don't get death threats. And I was just like, Jeff, I love you. Stop fucking acting like that. I was like, just be nice. And he's like, fine, you know? But like, that's his personality.

That wasn't a, that was not him showing a side of him. No one's ever seen. If you know anything at all about Jeffrey, that's his personality. Yeah. So, you know, I went to him. I'm just like, be nice and stop acting like that. And then I went over to them and I'm like, hey, yes, he said, he said this to you. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry if that hurt your feelings. Like, it's all love. Like, let's just fucking. have a great night. What the fuck else am I supposed to do in that situation? They seemed fine. They were side stage with us after. There's video.

So yeah, there's a video of all of us hanging out, being fine. And in his video, he says, I feel so, I felt so fake in that moment. Then why didn't you leave? I know. But how's that on you? I know. If I feel fake in a moment, I'm going to fucking remove myself. Yes.

And I'm going to fucking leave. So. No one forced you to come side stage. I don't. make that very clear you were invited and you took that invite and came with us so every i thought everything got got put to the side and him and geoffrey just you know having the little tiff i don't have i don't have time to referee grown men you know what i'm saying i'm there for my fucking husband i don't give a fuck what you two got going on and that's just that's what it is what it is and if that's

rude i don't give a fuck i write for my husband and that's it period point blank period and we're at the opry nobody's fucking stealing my shine no so i wake up the other day and i wake up the other day have a few people text me and they're like, do you see what this person's saying about you? And I'm like, so I've like had crusty ass eyeballs. And I see this guy's video and he's like, I've been waiting to talk about this for six months. And like, you know, and I'm like, cool, that's your story to tell. Tell your story. Like you deserve to talk about that encounter.

If that's exactly how you felt about it, talk about it. Whatever you got to do. And in the video, he says, and Bunny just looked at me and said, well, that's how he is. That's not all I said to you. And you know that's not all I said to you. And that's fine. And if that's how you want to portray how I was to you, I don't need people like that in my life

who only tell half truths, you know? He's a sweet boy and he does a great job at what he does. But I'm allowed to draw a boundary with you, especially when I see you talking shit about me and agreeing with people who are talking shit about me in the comments. Oh, yeah.

And then you let thousands of people just tear me apart like I didn't protect you. When I did fucking protect you, I took time out of my night to fucking referee children. You know what I'm saying? That my first time ever meeting you, this is the drama that happens. I've been around Jeffrey a million times

and never had a fucking problem with him. Yeah. You come in the picture and now there's a fucking problem. Let's talk about it. You know what I'm saying? So I sent him a voice note. Actually, I text him because at first I just couldn't believe. I said, I did stick up for you.

I told Jeffrey, stop acting like that because that's exactly what I did. And then he texts me back and he says, well, my problem isn't really with you and goes on to talk about the situation that happened and how you had to tell me about it. And then says, and then I text you and said we were leaving. No, I stayed away from you after that happened and I kind of kept a wedge between him and Jeff because I literally didn't want them to have to, I didn't want to have to, I didn't want to have to. cater to them. So I was sitting outside of our dressing room with Jeffrey and he's like, hey, we're about to leave, but da-da-da-da-da,

which I thought they were going to leave and I'm like, cool. So I went in there to go say bye to them and I'm like, hey, Jay's about to go on stage. Do you guys want to come? And they're like yes. He made it sound like I brought them side stage because I felt sorry for them. And you forced it or something. That wasn't forced. I left him. That did not happen. And I left him

a voice note and it's about two minutes long and I have the voice note right here that I can play for you guys, which I gladly will. And here, I'll just play the voice note. Yeah, I'll just play the voice note so that you can hear why I blocked him. Good.

But it's like, just because you have hate for somebody, don't pull in other people. That's not okay, and that's why I blocked him. So here's the voice note I left him. I said, I started off in the beginning. I said, I hear what you're saying, I see what you're saying, and I hear you.

I don't really remember what exactly happened because it was just everything was so busy that night it was at the opry but i do know that geoffrey told me his side i do know that you told me your side and i do know that i'm there at the opry for my husband and i don't have time to cater to grown men having a little spat i do know that you told geoffrey something about um you guys were getting death threats or something like that and geoffrey said well who the fuck are you like just kind of like what do you mean you're getting death threats like why would people give you death threats and when i confronted uh jeffrey but and i don't even want to say confronted because that's a really big word but when i did

say something to geoffrey about it he's like no i didn't even mean it like that he's like you know i'm sarcastic you know i just pretty blunt with how i say things he's like i genuinely wanted to know who the fuck they are that they're getting death threats so i mean i don't know i think it was really shitty of you to try to paint it like um you know like i didn't stick up for you or like I brought you side stage because I felt sorry for you. No, my husband just went on stage. We all went side stage. I have a video of me, you and Jeffrey standing side stage, smiling and laughing and having a good time.

Had I known that you were that upset about that, like, I would have definitely, you know, trying to make you feel better than I did. I mean, I apologize to you and your husband so many times. I don't know what more you wanted me to do in that situation. It was very awkward for me to have to be in that situation also, and Jeffrey's apologized to me numerous times and then I've seen you after at shows and like you've never brought it up again and I don't know it just seems really it feels um I don't know just kind of like a slap in the face that you would even try to make it seem like I'm the bad person in this situation because

you have a problem with Jeffrey and it's not right and it's not okay but I still love you and I genuinely hope the best for you and yeah, just have a great day and the holidays are coming up and I hope you just love on everybody around you, baby.

Spread love because there's so much toxic shit in this world, man. We don't need any more of that. And that's the last thing I said to him and then he took it upon himself to go and make another video about how I left him a two-minute message

that didn't even deserve a reply. and you're mad that I blocked you, homie? You blocked me. Let's talk about how you blocked my team. Like, it's just, dude, I've met you two times. Show me who you are one time and that's all I need to see. You know what I'm saying? And it's like, I don't have beef with you at all.

I genuinely do not care about the situation. You made a big deal over somebody asking you who the fuck you were. That's an ego problem. And I don't deal with people who have egos. You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, and like on the second time that he was at the concert. Never brought up Jeffrey. Never said anything.

Never said anything. Never said anything. And the crazy thing is in our text messages, I have text messages of videos that he's posted about me or my husband or like something and he's asked for approval on it. And this video, he decided not to ask for approval on because he knew he was being shady. I just don't appreciate half-truths and I'm allowed to block whoever disturbs my piece and baby i am what is what does gypsy rosa say i'm on a high right now can't take fucking whatever the fuck you know she's like can bring me down like i'm in such a good space that it's like

if you just show me who you are one time that's all i need to know and i've only met you twice dude like stop making it seem like we were fucking best friends because we were yeah and that's what the comments were they're saying so i just wanted to clear the air that they were like wow he lost such a good friend and i'm like that was the first time they met yeah that jeffrey is my good friend and I'm going to I'm riding for farmer Jeff yeah Jeff's coming to Thanksgiving yeah yeah Jeff will be at our house next week for Thanksgiving coming in you know like we we've spent real time with Jeff and I have friends from the past who have had a problem with Jeffrey who have told me like hey man this is what happened to me and there was a couple

situations where I was like damn you know like do I continue this friendship you know and in my mind I just think about myself and there is so much shit about about me online that if somebody really wanted to, they could really fucking make a judgment against me and be like, this girl's a piece of shit. I don't wanna be friends with her just because of hearsay on the fucking internet. And so I just truly believe that I am going to love people

until they give me a reason to not give them my love anymore. I always feel like if I, would I want to be held against, you know, a friendship against the sins of my past? And I'm like, man, I've done some shady shit in my past. Like, I've done some really fucked up stuff. And I couldn't imagine if everyone right now meeting me was to judge me on things I did so long ago because that's not who I am today.

20 years ago, I was doing drugs and robbing people. Yeah. Like, you know? Could you imagine if everyone's like, we can't be friends with her because she, you know, she did cocaine. I think the robbing people is why they wouldn't want to be funny with me. But I was on X. I didn't want to like, listen, I was on Xanax.

I fucking liked. I always felt like if I, fucking a dude wanted to give me money. He deserved to get robbed because he's propositioning me for sex. So he deserved it. You know? And he was probably married. Okay. Was it right? No. But I've admitted to my fucking sins.

And I've, you know, like, I've just, I believe that people can change. Yeah. And does Jeffrey still have a fucking, is he still can, Jeffery's a little firecracker. You know what I'm saying? He's gonna fucking tell you what the fuck he thinks. When he thinks it. He's just fucking real. Yeah.

And people aren't used to. to that real and you know it it kind of like it set me back when all this like went went down and i think i said this to you and i was like the fact that this dude was so taken back by someone blatantly saying something to him just shows who he surrounds himself with yeah also that all those people are not real enough to tell you something you were so taken back that someone was real with you and that's kind of said but another thing is too that and another reason he got blocked is I don't go to the internet and talk shit. Never.

Like that is so fucking. That could have been a simple text though the day after. Yeah. Or literally. Like why was that brought up six months later? Or because Jeffrey's trending right now. Or literally call me after you post that after I send you the two minute voice note that didn't deserve a response, which I thought I was very nice. Do I sound like I'm upset?

Am I upset now? No. Did you hurt my feelings and show me when you showed me who you were? Yes. Because I'm normally a really good judge of character. I didn't see that coming. at all. And what's crazy is my husband did. I told him what he did. And he was like, I saw that coming. I was like, what? I hate when my husband's right, dude, because I'm like, damn. I'm like,

I didn't see that coming because I really thought he was a sweetheart, you know? And, you know, don't start none won't be none. I'm allowed to defend myself and I always will. And, you know, people who know me should know there's always more to the story. And I'm just not going to go and make a TikTok video about it. I'll talk about it on my podcast because, hey, thanks for the downloads. You know what I'm saying? But yeah, this is my place where I'm going to speak my piece and it is what it is. Jeffrey said the same thing. He was like, man, fuck that guy. So literally I sent it to Jeffrey. And Jeffrey's like, and this is how down Jeffrey is for me. Like, I love him so much. She's like, you want me to make a video about it? I said, no. I do not

want you to make a video about it. You know, Jeffrey's like, Jeffries like, just say the word. He's like, I'll make a video about it. And I'm like, no. It's not even that serious. I'm like, Because your video will get way more views. You know what I'm saying? It's like the Michaela drama right now. I'm living for his videos. Yeah. So, no.

But yeah, no. So moving on from that, that's my story. And I'm sticking to it. And, you know, just be a good human, dude. It's not that fucking hard. Communicate. Yeah. Communicate.

Not everything has to be put online. Yes, your story with Jeffrey deserves it. Okay, cool, perfect. But leave me the fuck out of it because I didn't do anything wrong. I genuinely did nothing wrong. He could have said to Jeffrey right there like, hey man, why did you say that? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, like why did it have to talk like grown men. Have a conversation. Have a conversation like grown men. Be comfortable with uncomfortable conversation. Yes. Like yo, that hurt my feelings, dude. Why would you say that to me?

Yeah. You know, or like what's your problem with me? Because if someone said that to my husband, I would literally be like, hey man. Yeah. Yeah. Not my sweet little husband. If somebody asked me who the fuck are you, I'd be like, well, do you let me, let me show you, honey. Let me show you who I am. You know, like, I would never take offense. So I'd be like, well, actually, this is who I am and this, you know what I mean? Yeah. No. But yeah. So that's what happened in case anybody was wondering. I mean, it's not, it's really not that fucking juicy. That's the crazy thing is we're literally having this conversation over somebody saying, who the fuck are you? Yeah. That's it. That was the gist of it. Like, we're about to go to fucking World War III. and that's what you guys fucking care about, bro.

Get the fuck out of here. I got, I got, if it's not making me, if it's not fucking me financing me or feeding me, I don't give a fuck, dude. So please. You can't miss me with that bullshit. That should be a T-shirt. Quote of the fucking nice.

I think it's a meme. Oh, okay. Definitely. Definitely a meme from MySpace, from the MySpace days. Let's talk about how haunted our, fucking new studio is this is wild you guys the doorbell rang like a little bit ago i don't know if you guys heard that

or not so ever since we've moved in every time we come in this studio the i have a fucking a whole reason for this but the the front door ring the doorbell rings and we always think it's my neighbor but and it's not but um we'll go and look nobody will be there I think that it is and I came in today and there was keys in the door these keys just fucking appeared out of nowhere dude it's crazy but I don't get a sense of anything bad here I get a sense of like

there was something here or maybe this was built on top of something or something like I don't know we did buy a lot of antiques yeah that too so I just feel like the ghosts are just like saying like they're happy we're here they're like hello they're like ding dong hello you know like hello jucky they're just so excited we're here like there's movement you know because we're like we pop in and pop out of here

so much you know yeah but i mean it's really it's crazy because jay and i used to live in this apartment on um where is that is it east nashville what west 46 does i don't know we used to live in when we first moved out here we got this apartment jay and i lived in this apartment for about i don't know maybe six months and i would have the worst panic attacks in this fucking apartment. I'm talking like, it was so bad I had to wear a heart monitor because I was going to the hospital so much.

Oh my God. Like, it was fucking crazy. I genuinely looked at Jay one time because we had gone to the hospital and I was like, I think I'm losing my mind. Like, that's how crazy it was. So I started researching like the area. Come to find out that apartment building

was brand new, like had just gone up. But back in the day, it was a fucking Indian burial ground yes when I found that out we moved the fuck out the shit stopped happening to me fucking crazy right Indian burial ground

Indian burial ground straight out of a movie yeah somewhere here in Nashville crazy right what yeah that was like remember our studio on music row yeah it was an old psych ward yes the old studio on music row at one point was a psych ward

And we hated that place Yeah, I hated it It was just, it was really It was like really repressed vibes And honestly, I don't think Jay wrote An album out of that studio No There was nothing ever constructive

That came out of that studio Is that the studio where I fell down the stairs? It was the one with the really creepy stairs Yes, I hate it That was it You fall out of the stairs everywhere When do you not fall is what I want to know on tour two years in a row.

Bro, this one was worse. Me. Yeah, it was bloody. Bro, we were walking down the street in Cincinnati, right? Is that where we were? Yep. And she's straight like, I just hear, I hear something slap their ground, and she goes, Like a little chihuahua. And this is in public on a street corner about to cross the street. There's cars everywhere.

It's so embarrassing. I got up so fast. Oh, the phone slid into the road. I was like, I'm good. I'm good. go and she runs to an alleyway and then she goes ow and there's just blood running down her leg there was a brand new tattoo that she scraped up and bleeding from a new tattoo it was like straight meat oh is this in Cleveland that we're talking about Cincinnati oh yeah yeah and then she goes

and there's like police officer pulling out he's like she goes do you think he has a first aid kid I love it Same knee as last year you fell backstage My scabs are gone Oh and then I was like Okay let's go get the first aid kit back at the place We walk a block We get there and I'm like okay I'm gonna wipe it

She goes I just got a fresh spray tan Could you just dab it I was kind of more concerned about the spray tan You were Yeah I was just dabbing strips of blood You know when you get a good spray tan It's just like fuck No you're a crazy

about spray tans. I don't look at my spray tans the way you look at your spray tans. Let's talk about this, ladies. Okay, when I go to spray tan, I wake up, I'll shower, that's it. I don't even care if I shave, nothing, I just shower, I spray tan, and then

I fucking leave it on for four hours and wash it off. This woman right here, her spray tan regimen takes two hours. She has to wash her hair. She has to shave her legs and her vagina. Full body. A full body shave. She has to moisturize. She has to loof us.

It makes the tan look better and last longer. Bro. It's not that. It's $20. Like the next day. She sleeps in it. If I, if I wash mine off in four hours, which I have done before, it's gone. It's all gone. I can't sleep in a spray tan. Oh, I already feel and smell like I'm burnt. Like there's no fucking way. I'm doing that. Can't do it. So yeah, ladies, which one are you? Are you a haley or a bunny whenever it comes to spray tanning Or Mimi that would never get a spray tan

because it looked like someone shut I love for me What time? Mimi got I hate All of you That's so funny Tell them about what happened

Mimi Okay so first off I don't get spray tan I don't care to be tan I have enough color on my body I don't need more And I go And Bunny is so excited

She's like We're getting Mimi's first spray tan Let's go And they're the machine So I don't know anything about these. She walks in. She's like, all right. They're going to like tell you to do these poses.

And she's like showing me the poses and all this kind of stuff. And I like forgot to put the shower cap on my hair. So like it's about to start. And I was like, and I jump out of it. And now at this point because I have bad memory, I have forgotten all the moves that Bunny has just taught me. So I put the shower cap on super fast. I get in and it's like two, one. and then I'm like looking at the screen trying to figure out the pose and I'm like I'm too late at it and like so it's already into the next pose so it's like part way down and I'm like moving and it was very much like the Ross from Friends moment because I'm pretty sure I don't even got much on my back at this point you're so uneven bro the next like four hours this tan is developing and it just looks like someone shat on me it's like speckles of tan

everywhere and I just looked awful. It was rough. It was like the time Bailey had that fucking mustache when she got fucking sprayed. It was so bad. Guys, it don't spray down. No, I love it. But I don't need to do a fucking 12 hour ritual before I fucking spray tan. Bro, can we talk

about Luke Combs reaction on TikTok? The best part of the night. The best part of the night. I love him though. Luke is so funny. Dude, shout Chris Stapleton like you're the fucking goat you win everything your wife's a fucking badass too she walked by me last night she goes hey bunny I was like so majestic I was like how does she know who I am bro she walked by with a cape on and it was like I don't even know if she was actually taking

steps it looked like she just glided past me yeah queen of narnia or something yeah she came up to Ashley McBride next to us and told her she was a strong like badass woman and she walked away and Ashley McBride was shaking she was like she just say that to me. I love Ashley McRaeid so much. I think you deserve that. Yeah, she's amazing. But yeah, his wife is dope.

But anyways, it was just hilarious because we were all thinking the same thing. Like, Chris, it's just, it's a given. He's going to win five awards at each fucking show. Yes. And when they announced that Chris had won another award, I remember we were just like, yay, go Chris, go, you know, whatever. And fucking, wait, I sent it to Jaime. Luke looks over and he's like, eight.

like the way he said it was like he couldn't fucking believe it just the fucking the umph behind what he said was so fucking funny dude oh my god luke combs is a very naturally funny person you you posted a gift or no like a makeup tutorial on his wife he's like shooting flies in the and he's in the background hunting flies with a salt shaker there's a salt gun this one watch here it is I did not realize we were in the background of this video I did not realize we were in the background of this video no I did not yes bro bro his eight I mean the way he was just like damn

he couldn't but literally we were all like damn dude like oh clear save some swag for the rest of us Mr. Stable people 10 okay this came watching it that shit was funny dude like so good bro so many funny moments that is hilarious

so we're on the red carpet last night doing like interviews and stuff and she goes we have a song to promote and just pushes me in front of a camera right and her and I are standing there and we're just like laughing right and we're like I'm like you fucking bitch it's like literally what I'm saying in the background

you want to know why Miranda Lambert's manager is a fucking boss and we just saw them the other day right and I don't know how that it got brought up gum chewing gum yeah I was chewing gum and I know she indirectly said it to me because I'm always chewing gum she is not because you're doing it anyways yeah I was like no it is because I'm doing it um but anyways she talked about how like people on the red carpet get smacked gum she said she would walk around with her hand out back in the day and make people spit the gum in her hand and she's like this tough German woman. So it's like when she talks, you fucking listen because you're just getting free game, you know? And she said, ladies, any to, or I don't even know how to do a German

accent, ladies, anytime you're on the red carpet, she said, just act like you're having fun. Laugh. Your mother is watching. Yes. You know, you want them, you want them to think that you're just having the time, even if you're not talking about anything, you just laugh. She said, so I fucking shoved me in the back of the fucking entertainment tonight videos and we're just back there laughing and having a great time. But we actually were having a hilarious. conversation oh we were laughing yeah and then teddy swims came up and like you know it was just like whatever so yeah but immediately she pushes me in front of it and all of a sudden my phone starts like ding ding ding and i look down because that's like the clip they get of course is i'm

like actively working and getting these texts and it's everyone going we can see your hair in the background yeah no it's so awesome though um let's talk about how i just did my book cover photo shoot. Bro. Okay, ladies. So good. Ladies, I'm wearing wigs now. Okay.

Oh, yep. So last time we talked on Ashtal Confest, I was talking about wearing my first wig. Yep. And I'm addicted now. This is the one I wore to the CMAs last night. You're never, you have three wigs now. I have three wigs already and I've only been wearing them a week. Okay.

Like, it's getting bad now. It's a game changer. No, it's a game changer. And my hair, like, I'm giving it a break from heat. It's a nice break. I get to just slather it in oils and just let my hair heal. and like, bro, you're going to come out from wig era and your hair's going to look

like this. Can't wait. Give me two years, baby. I'll be good. But yeah, so I love wearing wigs. These are my fucking jam. What was my whole point, though, of talking about the wigs? Oh, yeah. Do you wear wigs? Do you wear wigs?

So the book cover shoot was my first wig and it turned out so awesome. Our new girl, let's shout her out. Body Mianna. Mianna, like Rihanna, bodied by Mianna on Instagram. And I believe the girl who gives me the wigs, who has the actual hair is like at TCC. We're going to put them on the screen.

Yeah, we'll put them on the screen. These girls are so great, man. They're just really, and they're such good, I haven't met the other one, but Mianna is awesome. She's like a great addition to our team. She's like willing to learn. She works really well with us, too. It's hard to bring someone into your circle. have their work and their personality match and she fit really well like she's you know has really

good social cues and stuff and like I just love how hard she works and she's always on time yeah yeah and she's very like perfectionist yes and I love that because we're all perfectionist and but she knows that we're perfectionist so she's like extra perfectionist so I love it and um yeah I'm addicted to it but I can't wait to get these pictures back from the book cover photo shoot let's talk about let's talk about you trying to take off your first wig bro okay so the first wig she put on me was

okay so I've discovered that like most girls can wear a wig for like a few days or weeks I'm not that girl you're the Jeff I want to take it off with a fork at the end of the night yeah Jeffrey was on my tour bus one day and fucking just yanked his wig off with a fucking fork um but we're not doing that over here

but I'm not one of those girls who can do that no I can probably leave a wig on for 20 four hours and then I'm I got to take it off so the first time she put a wig on me she put extra glue thinking I was going to keep it on for like a week I mean she laid it like you were supposed to no it was perfect it was it was perfect seamless you couldn't even tell it wasn't my hair and um so I go to fucking take it off bro there was so much glue and like I literally had to pour alcohol like on the side of my face while I was in the shower so alcohol's all going in my eyes

I fucking had a towel I'm scrubbing my face like I literally have wig glue on the side of my face right now because that's how much I just did I was so tired last night from the CMAs but yeah the first time was rough and so now when she lays them she's like okay girl I know you're gonna take this off in three hours it's like way less glue and they come off so easy and it's just like oh my god yeah so I didn't even mean to talk that much about wigs but I just fucking but also the fact that your hair is still in full curl yeah from last night is crazy this is the CMA wig dude yeah yeah And it smells so good. You should like display them too once you're done with it. I want to. We're going to get a bunch of heads. I need to get a bunch of wig stands and stuff now. Yeah. No, I'm wigging it up, baby.

I'm winging it up. And then so we also colored a wig for you. How'd you feel about that? I love it. Can we bring up the video? Yeah. We have a cowboy copper wig that I'm going to start wearing. And I might debut it.

My new song. come here cowboy is dropping on 1125 which is today the day of the podcast so you guys might see my cowboy copper wig in the music video that we're shooting which we'll drop on December 3rd um but yeah did we ever find out from Jen if we could give a snippet a couple seconds okay okay so I am going to release a couple so my Patreon of course is going to be the first people who get to hear this um so this is a little snippet of the new

Come Here Cowboy Christmas song that is an original Christmas song. Wait. Cowboy roving with your riff on unwrap me under the Christmas street. Let's get tangled in the tinsel.

Show me what you got in the sax for me. Come here. Cowboy. I'm me. Got the films, caught the films. Yeah, maybe. Oh, yeah, I had to fight to get you guys to be able to hear that. Now that we have a freaking publicist, she's fucking on my ass for everything.

But that's it. It's called Come Here, Cowboy. You guys go download it now. It should be on Apple. It should be on Spotify. It should be everywhere. Well, if you're watching this on my Patreon, you're seeing this a day before it drops. It'll drop at midnight.

So lucky you guys get to hear it first. And then everybody who's listening to this on all streaming platforms. What video do you guys have coming up? Because I can see you guys fucking smiling and laughing. Let me see. Let's see this video. Let's see whatever. These two have been hawking the fucking TV.

What is it? I need this video. I need this video. I need this video. I need this video. This is hilarious. Why was this not in the? in the album today. Your daughter took it. I just remembered she had air dropped it while we were sitting

there. Yeah, that is so funny. But yeah, that's my cowboy copper. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, I can't wait to rock it. But no, I'm going to be having fun with these wigs. So you guys just be careful. What do you guys think she should wear? Because I really would love to see her. I want to see Cowboy Copper in the Come Here Cowboy Video. Oh, we're doing it. We're going to do it. Moving on from Cowboy Copper Whigs. I am about to do the biggest interview of my life today, you guys. Today, meaning like Monday, because you guys are going to hear this podcast, I have dreamt my entire life for this fucking podcast.

And as you're listening to this podcast, just know that I'm shitting my pants and puking and crying in a podcast with someone who I have literally idolized my entire life. I can't wait. You deserve this. so we deserve this we have all worked this is a goal that we have all worked towards and oh my god i'm gonna cry i know it's crazy i still can't believe it's happening i just can't i'm like i just cannot believe it shout out to her manager and everybody else like who am jen vessio who made this fucking happen but you guys i just can't even believe that i'm going to get to sit across the

and this person does not do podcasts and i'm actually getting 45 minutes with this person it's gonna be the best 45 minutes ever oh i don't even i'm probably just going to sit there and stare at them. Just bunny crying for 45 minutes. Literally. That will be the best podcast ever. Just me fucking just, we're trying to pull myself together, dude.

For the last five minutes. Okay, we can get started now. Bro, I'm so fucking nervous. Like, you have no idea. That's why, like, none of this other shit bothers me. Like, if you want to talk shit about me online, go ahead. But I feel like the more you guys hate me, the more I just succeed.

And I'm so thankful. Like, thank you, God, for giving. me and my friends, this life and us building. My husband said the sweetest shit to me today. I don't know if I should say it online, but I'm just going to say it. He really breathed life into me today because he was like, baby, that person's manager is seeing the future. He said, you are part of the cutting edge of what's about to happen.

And he's like, you have worked so hard for these past six years building what you have. and he's like, big corporations need people like you who actually can relate to people and have the following that you do. He's like, that person has seen it happen before with his client, and now he's seeing it happen with you, and he's so forward-thinking that he sees that in you. And I was just like, damn, babe, breathe life into me, brother.

What could I, let me suck you off. How about that? Let me say, if you weren't on so many antibiotics, I would swallow, but I just couldn't do it. listen that's a real thing let's talk about it right let's talk about it guys what you put in your diet comes out in your fucking come you know what i'm saying we went from zero to 100 real quick but hymae you believe in that right yeah yeah yeah yeah apple pineapple asparagus it's oh don't do asparagus god you guys remember that one time on the bus i thought i fucking was dying

because I ate asparagus and I'm like my pee really smells like chemicals I think I need to go to the hospital and then I was like oh I ate fucking asparagus like it's brutal man don't do that to men do not do that to your girls yeah don't don't do that too disgusting can we talk about it yeah let's talk about it my fucking right armpit has been inflamed we've talked about this on the podcast the deodorant commercials on the deodorant commercials on the deodorant commercials on this podcast I'm I have told you guys, my right pit is ripe all the time. Strong enough. Guess what? I figured out why. And it fucking hit me like a ton of bricks the other day. This motherfucker, Jason D. Ford, every time I have deodorant on the counter, he steals my deodorant. And for some reason, when he uses my deodorant, my fucking armpit just goes up in flames, dude, my right one.

I don't know what it is. Why is it not your left? I don't know. I wonder if you're more like chorus. with your right yes i do maybe it's that first layer and you rub it off on the right one yeah your left one doesn't get it damn we're figuring it out right now too this is unfolding real time this is crazy so yeah so like for years for like two three years now i'm like fuck am i going through pari menopause like what the she's constantly let me give you this if bunny's in public and she needs to scratch her

armpit she'll go to fix her hair and be like yeah or she makes us come up under her she'd be like or like if I have to take a picture with somebody that's how nervous I get because sometimes it's ripe for the picking bro and I don't understand where it fucking comes from and it hit me like a ton of bricks I walked into my fucking bathroom the other day my deodorant was on my husband's side of the fucking bathroom with the top off and everything and I'm like this dude uses my deodorant even when he puts it back on my side well you said it hadn't been doing it because he's been on tour he's been on tour and we've had separate tour buses so all of our toiletries are separated and this tour my armpits been way better it hasn't been inflamed like I'm like damn I'm fucking I'm maybe healing my body feeling it out

feeling so good and then I get home and this motherfucker has me fucking inflamed in my pittal again dude I'm like bro stop using my fucking deodorant who would do that who just takes someone else's deodorant my husband hi may stop taking brooks deal on okay only when I run out. Only when I run out, but I feel like girl deodorant last longer. Go get your own. Yeah, go buy it then. I can't be buying like a female deodorant. It's for your girlfriend. They'll never know. I can't believe you. Wow. It's also like I also have put it back so that way she didn't. Yeah. Oh. That's the same thing. Yeah, Brooke, now you know, baby. If you got a stank in your pit, you know, why. Yeah, exactly. And I mean, you know, you know, he said sorry. And I mean, you know, it's all good. I love my husband. I'll share whatever.

with him but stop using my fucking deodorant it's just like when men steal their girlfriend's towels like do not i i made that i drew the line in the sand with that with my husband a long time ago why why because what does he do with the towel go ahead and let the world know wait the world doesn't know the world doesn't know the general towel i don't know if i can what do you think do you think it would embarrass him i think he already is bugger roll i mean i don't want to add to it i don't want to add to it we'll leave it a mystery. Yeah, we're just so you guys know. Don't ever use a towel after him.

Yeah. Yeah, we'll leave that one of mystery. But yeah, no, I put that line in the sand. So now I'm going to have to put the line in the sand with the deodorant. But my husband is so sensitive. I have to pick the times that I'm going to tell him when I'm drawing a line in the sand. I told you, you should literally leave one out on the counter, never use it and put one in a drawer for yourself. Yeah.

And only use your drawer deodorant. Yeah. Don't listen to this, Jelly. He never does. Are you kidding? My husband never listens to any of my podcasts. So he only uses the counter deodorant. You're trick him.

Trick him. Also, our doorbell just went off. I don't know if you guys heard that. Are you serious? No, I didn't hear that. They're just saying hi. It's the ghost, baby. It's the ghost of Christmas past.

Well, I love you guys. This is a sweet little ketchup. You guys have anything else you want to talk about? Is there any other shit? need to address while we're on here we have a video shoot coming up in a couple weeks I'm really excited for this video shoot we just went and toured the location and it's like a 1920s theater so talk about freaking haunted you guys I can't wait the guy like took oh you better do it hi me and I went there today to tour it the guy is so sweet and he was telling me that the bathrooms in there

were like through a secret door down underneath the building into this like little room and I was like you mean that little door that's right there goes to a secret room and he was like yeah we're going in it i don't know about that um but the way it was set up might have boogers on the wall yeah the way it was set up anyways the it was for silent films oh i love that i know and it's got this little stage in front of it where he said a lot of the times they would do live music to go along with the silent films as it played and so uh eventually like it went into like the digital era so they cut little holes in the ceiling up on the other end to project the movie and then you know the building eventually wasn't a movie theater but it has a lot of those same

aspects so it's got that ledge up top with all the old movie theater theater seats and stuff it's going to be a really cool vibe i can't wait i'm so excited yeah it's going to be for camere cowboys so like i said you guys go download the song put it on ticot anybody who uses the sound on ticot or instagram or facebook i will reshare it as much as i can we had some really cool writers on this song too. I'm so honored to have worked with everyone that was on this. Alessia Vanderheim, Jesse Joe Dylan, Nicolette, I always forget her fucking last

name, but Pillbox Patty. Shout out to you guys for making this happen. I'm just super excited and I can't wait for it to be into the ethers. We should get them on the podcast. Yeah, we will. Why not? Girl time. Gang, gang. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I love you guys.

Holla. I'm out. Smell you later. Bye. Thank you.