Dumb Blonde - TBT: Jelly's Romantic Surprise
Episode Date: August 21, 2025It's your favorite girl talk trio this week with a Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee episode. Bunnie shares her fascination with bread baking and butter churning influencers before the crew recaps her... surprise birthday trip to Hawaii - Jelly’s super sweet and thoughtful romantic gesture. They break down swimming with manta rays, off-roading through the mud, and other fun chaos. Plus, farm life updates featuring a run away cow, an emo donkey and three new piglets who already run the place.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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What's up, you're sexy motherfuckers.
Welcome back to another episode of Dumb blonde.
We are in season.
Motherfucking nine, baby.
Full steam ahead.
Whoop.
Hi.
Hey.
Hi, guys.
I love that you guys are like regular staples on the podcast now.
Yeah.
Do you remember when we first started out?
You guys would not let anybody video you this one for sure.
Haley.
There's hand only and her hand had to look a certain way.
No, or if we put her face in it, she would make us put an emoji over it.
I'd put the emoji over it.
Yeah.
It's just been really cool to watch you guys glow up in front of the camera.
Now I was on here with no makeup.
Girl.
I did one podcast with no makeup on.
I was like, never again.
I'm not doing it ever again.
Never, never, never.
I went from only ever wearing makeup to nothing.
You got to watch her.
Well, it's because you're beautiful.
The way you just mommed her and the way she looked at you,
her mommy issues kicked up so tough in that fucking glance.
I can just imagine what I heard it over here too.
I heard it over here too.
It's an art to chew gum and do podcasting at the same time.
I literally hold it like tobacco in my lip.
Did you just put it on my couch?
It's in her finger.
She's up here rolling it.
Put it on me.
Mimi. She likes it. She likes it. She likes it. Don't. Don't. Don't.
Well, guys, I am so excited to be back. You have no freaking idea this season. As you guys can
see, is already starting off to be a banger. And I'm just, you know, really, really excited
for everybody to see all the guests and just do another fucking season. Season nine. I can't
believe we're in season nine. I feel like we should celebrate season 10 when it gets here.
Yeah. Yeah. It is like monumental.
is family number balloons how many oh god i'm gonna be one of those people like the ones on
instagram when they reach a miles i fucking hate that don't do that if you're i did that first
all i don't like you did it well no i didn't do it you're the type jade brought me a hundred
jade's the type too love you jade it's a tourist thing too though like i hate the term influencer i
think it's the weirdest thing ever i don't think i'm an influencer anymore i used to be
AMR videos tell me yes.
What, what do they?
It used to be like a gooer, like a beauty guru.
Like I feel like I don't do that anymore.
Well, because you're letting people get to know you a little bit more.
You don't have a niche.
And I feel like, I guess if it's to be an influencer, you have to have a niche.
Like fucking, what's her name, Nara Ford.
Oh, yeah.
Narra Smith.
No, Nora Ford's the hot O.F model.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, like Nara Smith.
like love her she has a very very niche thing but i wouldn't also say she's an influencer
that's what those are yeah do you know how many women wake up every day and want to be
fucking dropped-down gorgeous and bake a loaf of bread i do kind of want i kind of want to make a
sourdough you guys if i had the patience i would i'm obsessed i don't know how to do it i'm afraid
i would poison myself the starters are scary though oh they look like they're alive you yeah
obsessed with it when i tell you i tell you i'm obsessed with it when i tell you i'm
could make it if I had it like no problem but it's the patience I don't have it
don't have a ton of jealousy in me at all you guys know that nothing makes me jealous
the one thing in the world that makes me jealous is bitches who can garden
bitches who can fucking bake a loaf of bread bitches who can just cook anything from scratch
steak and eggs gotcha all day long chicken done you want me to freaking you want me to make
you homemade pudding absolutely fucking not
I don't know what I'm doing.
Or like the bitches who make beef tallow, like for their skincare products.
Like I want to learn how to do that.
I would be a hippie with armpit hair and just fucking live at home.
I'm going to teach you how to make butter.
When the fuck did you learn how to make butter?
Oh, you know what I see my video?
Butter looks easy.
I didn't think it was real.
I didn't think it was real.
My butter is delicious.
Okay.
How do you make it?
You literally just put it in a mixer.
I need something hard
I want something complex
then you got to put it in the water
and then you got to squeeze it
then you got to season it
then you got to roll it that kind of stuff
but like actually ingredient wise
is just heavy whipping cream
in a blender for like
or a thing for 20 minutes
I need non-dairy options
let's do the real hard stuff
is there non-dairy whipping cream
yeah I use it all the time
well there you go I don't know if it'll separate
like real butter but yeah
those fucking seasonings never do like if you get
gluten-free breadcrumbs, they're not, they're not like the real fucking thing. Jason is traumatized
after you accidentally ordered him gluten-free bread on his Jimmy Johns, and he talks about it
quite often. I love gluten-free bread over regular bread any day. He said it tastes like cardboard.
No way. Oh yeah. He was like, I will never. He got my sandwich then. No, you ordered everyone's because
it was like a party. Oh. He all came and he was so traumatized to this day. He's like, I will not let
let Bunny order me a sandwich. I have to put it in myself. I didn't even know.
God.
What is it?
What the fuck is this?
I love gluten.
It's a big difference.
I think gluten-free products taste so much better than regular products, but maybe it's because I have gluten tolerance.
You're allergic also, and so that probably doesn't, you probably don't feel the same when you eat it, too.
Well, that, but I just taste so much better to me.
Like, it tastes cleaner, I guess you could say.
It tastes like cardboard.
No.
If you guys order from fucking Jersey mics, they're gluten-free bread.
so fucking good maybe it was jersey mics that you ordered
yeah probably yeah that sounds like something you would do
and then he's he should be thankful I saved his stomach that day
bloating probably got something on the way home
he was like can we please swing by beach tree and get a hamburger
I said I got you bro we okay so we went to Hawaii
how amazing was the Hawaii trip
life changing I did not want to leave dude
It was so needed, and I didn't realize how needed and necessary it was for all of us.
Yes.
We got to frolic and play like fairies in the forest.
What a good word.
Literally, we froliced.
We did.
I mean, I think I saw the boys, their little toes were twinkling.
Like, everybody was excited to fucking be.
The boys were all holding hands when they were jumping.
They were really like going off the cliff holding hands.
Never thought I'd see Boston holding hands and jumping off a cliff.
Boston.
literally looked over and goes, we got a hold pants, man.
He goes, all right.
He goes, but I'm letting go so we don't hit heads.
I know my husband wanted to hold my hand.
I said, I love you.
I'm going to hold your hand ever so gingerly, but you're not pulling me down with you.
No, hell no.
Like, I'll jump with you, but midair, we're disconnecting.
We're not going together.
Taking my hand back, got to go.
No, it was, first of all, so how we ended up in Hawaii is actually a story in itself.
because for the first time ever in my life
I was like you know what I want to do something for my birthday
it's smack dab in the middle of January we just all fucking had to get through Christmas
and that's always the worst time a year because like everything shuts down
yeah around Christmas time and I mean you know the stress of the holiday and just
from Thanksgiving till January 1st it's a shit show in our lives you know so I was like
I want to do something for my birthday let's um
fucking go to England so and I just literally pulled it out of my hat I'm like let's go to
fucking England so we start researching me and Mimi and we got it all planned out we're
going to go to fucking England and then it gets so cold in Nashville snaps into cold so
cold that I'm like the last place I want to go is another cold place on my birthday so let's
switch destinations and let's go to what was the first one the Bahamas yes let's go to the Bahamas I
been there before I saw Anna Nicole's grave and like I went there but when I went I went with a sugar
daddy so I didn't love it as much I was trying to get the hell away from him the whole time and I
fucking flew my friend Grace out and everything just to get away from the dude sorry Sandy um but
I've heard of Sandy before but and Sandy was a sweetheart you know but when you're on vacation in
the Bahamas the last thing you want to do is be attached to you know a sugar daddy it's just a different
experience it's it's almost like whenever I had sugar daddies I didn't want to
want to allow myself to feel any joy with them because it was work.
Oh, I get that.
So I always try to keep it business and pleasure separate.
Nothing was ever pleasurable about being with a sugar daddy.
But anyways, that's a whole other book.
So I was like, cool, let's go to fucking Bahamas.
So this poor travel agent, we're working with her.
And literally she sends us so many options and blah, blah, blah, blah.
I go and look and I lost my fucking passport.
don't know where my passport is I'm like I never lose anything my husband loses everything
I'm the one in the house who never loses anything but I know what happened I stuck my passport
somewhere and I was like I'm going to leave it here because it's safe and I'm never going to forget
where it is well I forgot where it was so I'm going to I'm having my closet redone so I'm hoping
in the the midst of all that my passport will pop up so anyways I'm like all right fuck it we got to go
somewhere where I don't need a passport. Tasha needed a passport too and that was just too
soon to have we waited too late to get a passport for her um so anyways I'm like all right
we're gonna go to it was the U.S. Virgin Islands and then Puerto Rico because you didn't need
passports yes so we started research on the Virgin Islands and I'm just like oh I can't wait to
go to the Virgin Islands and I'm like all fucking hype about it and then the travel agent comes
back and is like uh I would suggest not going to the U.S. Virgin Islands it's like very tourist
it's like not as like luxurious as the way she explained it right so anyways i'm like all right
fuck that let's go to fucking porto i was like at least we know where we're going when we go there
so she starts sending all these options and planning it out and i pulled the trigger i'm like i'm
gonna fucking splurge so i got us like a really cool place for all of us to me oh man it was like
rooftop pools and stuff yeah crazy in porto rico didn't know porto rico was like that yeah
it was right we'll go to porto rico but it was like we'll go to porto but it was like
I was, for me, I'm such a cheap fuck, especially when it comes to myself.
So for me to be like, hey, yeah, I'm going to spend X amount of dollars and pull the trigger
on this was huge for me.
So we get, I'm like, okay, I want this one.
You guys have these rooms.
Let's do this.
We go to book the flights.
And the flights.
They were cheaper when we first started looking, but because we waited so long and we were
like three days before.
Right.
They tripled in Christ.
Isn't that a thing that like if you.
you go to a website and they see you looked like they will double it because you didn't book
then i don't know i didn't even have heard about that yeah i actually heard something about that
but i didn't care about the prices this is going to sound so fucking pretentious okay and i don't
care if i'm paying this much fucking money to fly i want to lay the fuck down and i don't want to
have to be at the airport at five o'clock in the morning it was only 5 a.m. flights literally you could
only fly out at 5 a.m.
and sit in literally regular
class. Like their first class was
just sit straight up and down for six hours.
I'll have 10 panic attacks.
I'm going to be fucking sleep deprived
and I'm not going to be able to lay down and put ice on my
chest or, you know, like I already have such
a fear of flying, not to mention what's
been going on in the news, like insane.
So I'm already a nervous wreck. I pulled
the plug over the fucking flights.
I was like, nope, not going. Because
I'm not going to be uncomfortable on
these flights. And
I was talking to my husband about it and he's like are you guys going and I'm like oh and by the way my husband who never wants to go on trips was piquin I was planning this trip without him starts poking his nose around when I say I'm going to England and he's like well I can't get into England because I'm a felon and I'm like okay well who you're not going you know and he's like well do you want me to go and I said this on a previous podcast and I was like yeah I would love for you to go but you never do so I just didn't include you which I'm going to start ladies that's a
trick for your husband's okay if you want something like the lady who wrote in about the birthday thing
yeah i literally did not include my husband in these plans and he was like can i come you know like
so it works it works plan a trip without your husband and i guarantee you that motherfucker's gonna ask
if he can come which i was thrilled i was so happy because i love spending any time with my husband
anyways uh long story short i changed a bunch of the locations just to suit my husband too
because he would be flying in from Canada.
So we, I just pulled the plug.
I was laying in bed and Jay's like, so are you going?
And I'm like, no, I give up.
I'm like, it's too, it's frustrating.
I can't do it.
And he's like, he leans over and he looks at me and he goes, will you let me handle it?
And I was like, you know, I was like, yeah.
I mean, if you want to, I was like, you don't have to, though.
When I tell you this man, this fucking sexy little minks went all out, bro.
and like I've been with my dude for nine years my husband is one we don't do stuff like this for each other we're not over the top like we'll buy each other cars stuff like that but you know something that requires like an immense amount of planning that and romance yeah like it was this was literally romantic yeah my husband is a capricorn venus I don't know if you guys know anything about capricorn venuses but their love language is work okay like that's I'm a capricorn Aquarius that's all I do is work but their love
love language is fucking work no romantic bone in his body so when i when i saw my husband plan
out this entire trip which mimi knew about it i didn't even fucking know about it and hit it from me
um i guess he had been planning it before he even asked me or was like thinking about it yeah yeah we had
been well when you pulled plug i immediately set up a meeting with him and i was like call me ASAP
she pulled the plug and so i was like we have something has to happen i was like even if i literally
just go over there and cook her dinner.
I'm not letting this birthday go by without celebrating because it's the first time.
We've been together eight years almost and you've never let me celebrate you.
And like, this was their first year that you said yes.
And I was like, everyone hold tight.
We're doing it.
We were so excited.
We were like, this has to happen.
And when you pulled the plug, I was like, fuck.
That's probably why my husband said, so are you going to Puerto Rico because you had
texted him and told him.
So yeah, so we, I just trusted him.
I never, I'm a control freak too.
but I was just like, you know what, baby, whatever you want to do.
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Like we get on, my husband gets me a private jet, flies me from Nashville to flies us, from Nashville to L.A.
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And when we land, we've never been to Kona.
And when we land, we get to the Four Seasons in Kona,
which, by the way, guys, if you're ever going to stay at a place in Hawaii,
please stay at the Four Seasons in Kona.
It will blow your mind.
The people there, Miss Cindy, will greet you.
Can we take Miss Cindy home one day?
She is Moana's grandma energy.
Absolutely.
Just so loving, so sweet.
Like, you will get laid the minute you get there.
knew everyone by news.
Tasha got laid twice.
How was,
oh,
I'll say it in a second,
never mind.
What?
I said,
how was it
that Haley was the only one
that didn't get laid?
She kept protesting.
Like everyone on the trip,
just immense amount of sex.
Haley, nothing.
I did it myself.
Yeah.
I didn't have to talk to anyone.
Yeah, I kept telling Haley,
I'm like,
let me hook you up with somebody,
let's go on Tinder,
let's do something,
and she was just like not having it.
And I'm not going to force her
if she didn't want to, you know.
so anyways we get to this place the four seasons in kona they my husband got the presidential
suite for me and i've never stayed in a presidential suite ever in my entire fucking life i mean
with sugar daddies of course but like not with somebody that i love and this wasn't a sweet
this was a fucking huge for mansion yeah i was like it is like what it was crazy it was the most
beautiful thing i ever saw and it was the sweetest thing and my husband
just really went above and beyond and you know and every place we went to was decorated with like
happy birthday stuff yeah champagne and your layover in lax yeah was decorated like he literally he
decorated the PJ yeah so the plane yeah so the plane was in there everything was decorated
every step of the way was so above and beyond yeah it was really sweet and I I know everybody's
like oh good for you you know but it's like you have no idea my husband is not a romantic
So for him to have gone to those links to do what he did meant so much to me because we've been together almost a decade and I've never seen that side of him. And I was like, I could get used to this. I understand now why girls like the princess treatment. Ladies who have been doing the princess treatment, you motherfuckers have been doing it right. Okay. It's nice. No, it's noise. It is like, I'm like, I love it here. I never want to leave. So, no, it was amazing. We had the most beautiful time. We went and swam with,
in manorays.
Yeah.
The amount of people who were like, how the fuck did you do that?
And I'm like, when you get there, it takes all the fear away.
I don't know how to explain it.
I had a lot of fear still.
No, I literally, when I saw everyone out there and the lights in the water, I was like,
I can do this.
It took me a second to jump off the boat.
So on the way up there, everybody's quiet.
Nobody's fucking saying a word.
We're just all looking at stars.
We are in the middle of the ocean, in the middle of the night.
And we're just like, it, I don't know if you've ever been out on the ocean at nighttime, it is fucking scary.
It's eerie.
It is so eerie.
It is the blackest of black out there.
It's crazy.
But once we pulled up, they have this roped off little area that isn't far from shore, which is crazy.
We all thought we were going in the middle of the ocean.
They said 30 minutes and we all said into darkness.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they tricked me.
So I had told everybody, listen, I'm not going to go on this if we only go 10 or 15 minutes out.
I'll do that, but I'm not doing the 30 to 45.
50 minutes later.
50 minutes later.
We are literally
get to the destination.
I'm like clocking it on my phone the whole time.
I'm looking at me.
She did. How much longer?
Yeah.
And she goes, it's already been 28.
Yeah. Like, I was so bothered.
But when we pulled up, the scene was so beautiful.
Yeah.
There was boats everywhere.
And there was like neon lights under the water.
And you could see these huge, beautiful creatures
they were just so happy to show off and be around humans.
I can see why Moana's grandma literally became one of those.
Like they were so cute.
And I told me,
they were huge.
I told Mimi,
I go,
wait,
watch when we get the water.
Our energy is going to attract them.
They're going to come to us.
And the minute we got in that water,
dude,
I look down.
It was ours.
There are two of them just coming.
Like one of them touched Andy.
He got the worst footage.
Love you, Andy.
Andy was in the worst spot.
Andy was literally.
squealing and taking
he was like trying to drown me
because he's taking the raft that I'm holding
on to and trying to put his body on top of it.
His feet are like coming up out of the water
and I literally kept saying Andy hand me
the fucking camera
because he's like
and Jay
Jay's over there fucking laughing his ass off like a maniac
he's like, it just touched me!
He was like just a little kid.
It was kind of scary at times.
But his legs were so white.
I was scared to be by Jay
because I kept thinking
that it was a fucking manoray coming up because his fucking legs are
I looked under the water one time and all I saw were two white legs just fucking man listen
I love my husband he's a fucking different shade of white dude it is crazy I lifted my head up
he's translucent okay that's what was attracting them literally it wasn't us it was his
legs they were like I look up to tell Haley and Bunny across from me hey there's one coming
and I put my face back in and at that moment it was right there it just like skimmed my face
Yeah.
They got so close.
They did.
Terrifying.
Yeah.
No.
It was so spiritual, though.
Yeah.
Like to be in the, in fucking meat, monster soup, isn't that what they call the ocean
monster soup?
To be in monster soup and watch these animals come up, they have this face that smiles
at you.
And a vagina.
Oh.
I didn't see the vagina.
Bro.
The monopoose was real.
No.
I'm pretty sure it's in one of the videos.
Like when it came up, that thing was that.
that big.
Why?
Slit right now.
I mean, they shit out little pups.
Oh.
Is that their butthole and pus?
It looked.
I mean,
I don't know.
We need to study the Bannery DNA.
I didn't see it.
I was too fucking focused on their big ass mouths they keep open to.
The mouths were terrifying.
Yeah.
I was like,
am I going to go in there?
Yeah.
Scooping up the plankton.
And that's what those lights do,
which I didn't know.
So those lights attract plankton,
which then attract the manorays,
which, by the way, we called them manatees for the good first hour of this.
I still think they're manatees.
We thought that's what it was.
Manorais and then they like they scoop up all the plank.
They're kind of like whales.
Whales just open their mouths and scoop it up.
What if they would have gotten like Andy's foot?
Oh, I would have cried laughing for the rest of my life.
Of all people, if Andy's foot had inserted a manoray and it would have taken him down.
Oh my, okay.
This is, you overcooked it.
Rift so hard there.
So anyways, we get back on the boat and Tasha falls in love with the fucking tour guy.
The whole way there, she's like holding on just looking at him.
She was so scared.
I'm telling you, Tasha, I'm really proud of her because I love my bus friend.
But, you know, her and I win our separate ways for a little bit.
So when we went our separate ways, I don't know what the fuck happened to her.
I do know what happened to her.
But she's just such a fucking pussy now.
And I tell her that all the time.
I'm like, I love you.
I'm scared of everything.
and I'm still braver than you.
I'm like, let's fucking,
we got to break you out of your shell.
So the whole time she's literally white knuckling
just so fucking scared.
Literally afterwards,
she's fucking macking on the fucking,
I don't know,
I guess they were talking,
the tour guide and they ended up going on a couple dates.
And he's a sweet boy.
We call him Boat Boy.
We'll let Tasha come on and tell the Boat Boy story
because I know you guys are foaming out the mouth.
Which are Andy Fallon love too?
With who?
Oh, with Boat Boy.
Yeah.
No, Andy is a major cock block.
we love Andy
but he just doesn't know how to read a room
and they were talking over
Tasha and he's like talking to Boat Boy
and Tasha sitting here watching Haley over there
and he's just like yeah man and then this
and then I looked at Tasha
I started cracking up yeah
and then the next thing
that we did was
we went and we went A TV writing
yeah bro
first of all we went A TV writing
last year and it was like
child's play compared to this
These people took us for real, for real, off road.
They literally...
That was barely a road.
That was a mud pit.
I was so excited.
No, it was awesome.
That was incredible.
That was my favorite thing.
Yeah, we had a blast.
I mean, we were covered in mud.
I'm talking like from head to toe.
All of us were covered in mud.
And then they took us to this waterfall that's on their property.
And we all, the reason everybody's like, why are you guys jumping in the water with your clothes on?
We were covered in mud.
I'm talking like, we couldn't even smile.
without it being, I had fucking mud going in my mouth, dude.
It hit me in the face, but then it like, it went over my goggles so I couldn't see.
I'm like, I don't wipe off her goggles.
And I'm like, Haley, I can't fucking see you.
She's over there with her sweats.
She's trying to wipe my face and shit.
And then poor Jason got stuck with Tasha.
Oh, my God.
Well, Tasha started on the ATVs, but I think she went the wrong way.
Well, Mimi was originally supposed to be on that ATV.
and somehow Tasha ended up on it.
Oh, she said, mine.
I said, okay, you can have it.
Oh, shit, did she?
She was like, and then she's like,
no one's putting my life in their hands.
I said, go for it, baby.
Have that it.
Meanwhile, Tasha's fucking mowing down two miles an hour,
holding us up.
She goes out to practice thing, and she's like,
yeah.
So I looked at her and I was like,
so I got out of my ATV and I was like,
Tosh, I was like, you have to get out,
get in this fucking car with somebody out,
getting one of the other cars.
I was like, I need you to be a team player.
She's like, okay.
And she could tell.
Like, I'm like, you're holding all of us up.
And she's like, okay.
So she reluctantly got in with Jason.
She survived, though.
And I mean, that course was rough.
Rough.
When I tell you the next-
My chest is bruised.
When I tell you the next day, my chest, my arms, my legs, everything.
Like, it was rough.
We were all just like- No.
The next day.
We beat ourselves up.
We did.
Like, it was crazy.
And then went swimming, which took like.
Right.
With clothes on.
Yeah.
And shoes.
Like, literally, like, I don't know what we were doing.
But anyways, the waterfall was just so pure.
The moment was so angelic.
And, like, that's one of those memories that will be forever burned in my brain.
Yes.
Because we were all just little kids.
Oh, phones out of sight because you couldn't have them on you.
Uh-uh.
Like, it literally said, so we were, like, not a single phone in sight, a couple people recording here and there.
And then at one point, everyone just put every device down and just jumped in.
Yeah.
So cool.
So fucking cool.
No, it was amazing.
I got on a paddleboard for the first time.
So Haley wouldn't jump in, which I get.
It's a huge fear.
The water was dark.
I was great.
I just have a very big fear of cliffs because I've just seen so many people like slip.
My biggest fear is slip, hit a rock, and then you guys aren't going to find me.
Right.
If I just keep going underwater.
Like that's a huge fear.
That's something different than like a manor ray.
Like I can do that.
I can fight off a shark.
Yeah.
But slipping and hitting my head on a rock.
is like that I couldn't get out of my head and I was like yeah I'm drawn I'll get in yeah but I'm
drawing the line at I said I'm in the water I'm like Haley Jason will hold your hand she goes I don't
care if Jesus holds my hand I'm not doing it. I don't care who's holding my hand so when I say like
it was a moment for all of us on this trip we were all conquering fears my OCD I'm you and your
I threw it out the window I made a vow to myself that I was just going to let it fucking roll dude
and it felt so good you ate a glizzy
What's that?
A hot dog?
I did.
I had a fucking hot dog.
From a little stand.
Bro, and I was bloated.
I gained two pounds from that fucking hot dog, okay?
I was so bloated.
So proud of you, though.
But that fucking, what was that pineapple?
The doll whip.
The doll whip.
Oh, so they had a dull whip,
and then they had a vanilla whip that they would, like, do a swirl with.
It was no dairy too, so my stomach wasn't.
Good.
It was so good.
If you guys go to white, please find a dull whip place.
can we shout out the ATV place do we remember the name of them let's find the name of them
they were so sweet yeah you guys got to go if you're going to go to Kona please look these people
up Waheen Charters is who we did the manorays with and then um the ATVs um mama spell it out
for us um a umma adventures yeah so if you guys go please go see them they have this cute little
area where you can get the dull
whip, you can eat the best
fucking hot dog I've ever had. It was so good.
Notches were great too. Notchos were
fire. I want to go back just for the
nachos. I got two bags of their brittle.
Brittle is fire. I don't even like
brittle. I mean, everything was great.
Horses and zip lines.
They do it all. They have literally
everything there. It was so cool.
My little dog.
Dog. That's my dog. It was good. It was amazing.
And then to top it off,
my husband ended up doing like
dinner on the beach for me, which was so sweet.
The cows.
Oh, we cuddled.
What the fuck?
How did we forget?
And then after that long day of muddying and swimming through a waterfall, we went and we
cuddled fucking cows.
Hugo was the best cow.
He linked me.
He was so sweet.
I want to bring Hugo home.
I wonder if I get him.
The all black one that had kind of like the skinny head.
I had shorts on.
Do you remember the one that was attacking me?
That's one I like.
Yeah.
I had shorts on.
in his tongue he was scraping up
my leg and then like I was trying to
film you cuddling with the cow and I was like get away
I'm on video that's you go
yeah I'm running away from him trying to get you
yeah the one that's his eyes were a little too close
oh no that was uh that thing looked like a weird mask
I like that it looked like it didn't look like a cow
it looked like something off the purge
oh that cow looked scary
he looked like something out of a horror movie
but you got on the ground
that was all and then the fact of
look like a monster
baby-eyed monster
and got a cow hug
it wrapped
got in your little ear
the fact that you laid on that
also can we talk about the fact
that they pick up
cow poop with their hands
bro there okay so first of all
these cows when they would shit
it was like diarrhea
it looked like the frosting machine and it was like
and this dude just went and swiped it up
with his hands he said he said they have a clean
digestive system all they eat is grab
and I'm just like
after that I was like I gotta go
both of them I'm videotaping you
and out of the corner my eye
I see her put a bucket down
and raw dog this shit
and I was like
bro it was rough
but it was a sweet experience
so we don't want to take away from the experience
but we were definitely a little
you know like holy shit like I'm getting
into farmer life
but I don't think I'm ever going to fucking swipe up
my hands I'm not I'm not
ever going to swipe up crunches shit okay i wash my hands after touching my animal still like
literally every every animal i walk in all the kids we've gone through so much soap since we started
every time you have to yeah you have to so done enough with of hawaii we just wanted to tell you guys
it was amazing and and tell you guys what we did because it was so special but please if you plan a trip
go to kona hawaii stay at the four seasons in kona hawaii it's so worth it but speaking of farm animals
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Um, you guys,
our vet literally text us today
and said, do you and bunny
have some type of competition that I don't know about.
I went from having no farm animals to now owning six.
Technically seven, but you took Pablo.
So what the fuck is happening?
Oh, what the fuck is happening.
And I got to get one more.
Yeah.
Please get the baby goat.
No, I hate goats.
I hate goats.
Yeah.
I think it's time for another donkey.
I have to get another donkey because my donkey is trying to.
traumatized. He's a Pisces. He's extremely emo. And she said, I think this donkey's a Pisces. I text
our like animal deal here. And I was like, hey, when's the donkey's birthday? Sends it over. And I'm like,
funny, he's a fucking Pisces. How did you know? Because he's so fucking emo. Haley, look at this video I took of him
yesterday. It's pouring rain outside. Because every morning that I go to the bathroom, I look out to check on him.
and I opened my window and I'm like, hey, donkey, and I talked to him.
And this morning, it was the saddest thing I've ever seen.
Stop.
In the rain.
So emo.
Yes, he's just sitting there like this in the rain.
Just so fucking emo.
But the funny thing is, is the other morning when I first got home, I walk out there and I'm like, hey, donkey, and I'm talking to him.
I'm feeding the cows.
I look over.
This motherfucker's got a boner this big, just flopped out.
Tell that.
Yeah.
I was like, why do you have a bono?
boner what is happening right now but we had the sweetest moment because this donkey since we got him
so the people raleigh farms is who we get all of our animals from they are so sweet they're
the best humans ever and they go and they get they save essentially these animals from auctions yeah
or like if someone's giving them away online and stuff like it's kind of like a little sanctuary
yeah they literally save these animals and then um we how did we even get connected with them how did you
get connected with them. I put it in my local
like Facebook group that we
you know, Blake had said he wanted
to get Kayla a house. I was like hey
I live out in like farm country. Anyone
know it? And I'm saying
my comments were flooded
with this people. These like
I'm not joking like instantly like
20 comments like you have to go to their farm.
So but
between that
Crunch Smart and Brownie's mom
had messaged me and I'm like I can't pass up
this deal. Bottle babies. There's
There's three of them.
Like, so we went with that.
But right when we left, Jason and I were like, we should drive up to this farm.
Middle of the, like, it's already dark.
We drive up there.
We meet these people.
We have fallen in love with them because they're not only just like such pure souls.
Our kids all connected.
Yeah.
And I immediately text you because I see this donkey.
All by himself.
So everybody keeps asking me like, did he come with, with, was he attached to somebody?
No.
This donkey has not been attached to anybody.
nobody we don't know his background we don't know where he came from we only know his birthday so we don't know the trauma he's endured
so this fucking donkey is a wild donkey like you literally have to like to even put a coat on him because he was shivering one night because it was so cold so we put a coat on because everybody's like
I've never seen a donkey with a coat on while has your donkey fucking shivered I mean what are we supposed to let him fucking shivered exactly so anyways don't tell me not to put a fucking coat on my donkey all right if he's shivering I'm gonna put a fucking
code on him. Anyways, this donkey will not let anybody near him. Everybody's like, give him
carrots. I can't get near him. He stays 10 feet away from me, except he is starting to warm up
because the other day I posted it on TikTok. I didn't even have food in my hand. He let me
inch up to him and just pet him, which blew my mind. And then like what happened was I broke character
with him i've learned with him if i don't hold a certain energy he'll walk away so i have to like
really emit like love to him i crouched down and when i crouched down and got eye level with him he
hated that for some reason he does not like when i crouched down which is weird because you would
think me standing over him would intimidate him right maybe eye to eye level yeah yeah so and then today
before i came to the podcast i um went out there i tried to spend some time with him a little bit of time
with him every morning and I went and I went out to him and I just walked real slowly up to him
to offer him like a little piece of candy and he didn't take the candy because he didn't like it
but he let me get really close to him again so I was like we are making fucking progress you are
making so much progress yeah and he won't let anybody else get close to him you're his person I don't
know we'll see Jay's gonna be like what in the fuck this is my donkey you took my dog and my donkey
I want to rename him though because donkey does not fit him donkey is like a rambunctious happy
active donkey this is your he's literally emo i want to call him emo because that is he's so
fucking emo like i've never i didn't realize how animals like are so emotional emotional crunch
pablo let's talk about pablo and dolly though bro i got that when your new family showed up
which we'll talk about she also delivered mine and we got a mini pony because
Pablo came alone.
We didn't have anyone and they're herd animals.
So if you don't have another herd animal, they can become depressed.
They won't eat.
Like, they're very lonely.
And we decided on a miniature pony.
And Dolly is such a good addition to our family.
Very sweet girl.
Very fucking sassy.
But Pablo is deathly afraid of her.
That's literally your kids in animal form.
Yes.
That's fashion.
Olivia percent.
And we turn around and we're like trying to intermingle.
We didn't let them alone at night together when she got dropped off.
So we waited, but we let them touch noses through the fence.
The next day, we let Pablo out.
And I really thought he was going to be the aggressor because he was the aggressor with you guys.
And that's why you guys were like, hey, like he's just a little too much.
And so I was like, great.
He's going to be aggressive towards this pony.
No.
He runs away from her.
She full speed sprints after him.
and he runs with everything he has
and hides behind the barn.
So she's over there rolling around in the field
and I look over and when I look back
and Pablo is around
the barn just watching from.
Did you see the video?
Yes, it's so funny.
He is so upset that he has a sister.
Well, then I leave to go to town
and Jason calls me and he's like,
we have a fucking problem.
And I was like, he's screaming at me.
And I'm like, what?
He's like, turn around.
get back here now. I'm like, what is going on? He goes, Pablo escaped. I said, how? And he goes,
Dolly cornered him and he jumped over the fucking fence. So when I tell you that my fucking cow
decides he is so scared of his sister, he jumps and gets his foot caught in the fence. All
Jason can do is release his foot and he takes off. So Jason is full on sprinting after this cow because
of course he goes straight for the road he's scared and he has to grab Pablo and we didn't he didn't
have a halter he had nothing like at that moment he was just so worried of him grabbed by his
arms so he ran out and he he got him by his side and when you do he'll he'll he'll hug on to you
so he just kind of hugged him and walked him down the fence line and back in can i please see this
on your like camera footage bro it is oh my god you got to post that footage it is so intense
Just Jason chasing a cow.
Bro.
That is, and he's so, you don't understand.
Crunch and Smoor are tiny.
Tiny.
Compared to Pablo.
Pablo is a big dude.
I was scared to feed him.
Yeah.
She wouldn't give a, okay, cows don't have top teeth.
So, like, he's not going to really hurt you.
But like, they're still, they're, they're, they, they're, they're, they're, they're
the color of the tongue that scares me.
Oh.
And it's so like, he's got a gray tone.
Yeah.
You know that.
Yeah.
So my favorite video
You're like, this is suicide boys
Crunch
Is
I told me
I said you have all the sweetest animals
I have all the fucking traumatized
assholes
Donkeys a sweetheart
But crunch
I can't stand him
He is such a fucking asshole
He is a straight up bull
And he's a tourist
Yeah
So it's like he is just like
If you show up with something
Like today
I imagine that he walks
Literally
I was trying to
feed the donkey. I was trying to feed the donkey.
This motherfucker comes up and goes, boom,
and head butts my ass. I'm like,
are you kidding me?
I'm like, I just fucking fed you. Like, what are
you doing? He's just such a, he's so
aggressive. But anyways,
I've added three
little swine to my
tribe. And at first, I only wanted two
because everybody tells me, you got to buy impairs,
but then the lady calls me, why does this always
happen to me, by the way?
The lady calls me and she's like,
they're sisters you can't split them up they're so bonded to each other and they are
extremely bonded to each other so I'm so glad we got all three of them but I've got piglet
I've got maple and I've got jaja gabur but it's spelled G A-B-O-A-R so like a Gabor
because a boar is a pig um let me tell you jaja is a big back bitch she is so
fucking feisty the video you posted
bro because i couldn't find her damn mouth you know because she was like moving around she's like
have you seen it yes she fucking got so mad that i fucking didn't have the animal cracker right when she
wanted it maple sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet just so sweet and like lazy she's the loudest but she
is just as her sweetheart and then piglet is the drama queen like everything is the end of the world
with her it's it's just straight up drama dude literally the golden girls and it's all our hair
colors all of it yeah so i bring the pigs in every night they sleep in a playpin in my house
it is literally the cutest thing ever they're adorable i love them they're so sweet how big do they
get they're gonna be about two 300 pounds uh no i'm about 100 really a little over 100 depending on how
much you feed them though if you want them like ploppy they can be 150 no i mean i want them comfortable
i'd like them to be agile big guys because they're so like loaded they don't grow to be tall and long
they're more like stout and round.
Yeah, they've got like, they'll probably,
I don't know if this particular one is bred to have like the really floppy ears,
but typically they have like the turned up nose and the little.
Oh yeah,
they got the little turned up noses.
They're the cutest thing ever.
Their noses don't go down as much.
The,
the breed that you got have turned up nose.
They are so cute though.
I grab their asses and just fucking hold on.
They squeal.
I'm just like,
and they're like,
this is the cutest thing ever,
dude.
And they're used to me now.
They're literally so used to me now.
So when I do it, they get all excited and, like, happy and stuff.
And every morning I wake up, I'm like, hi, girls.
And they're like, you know, they're just the cutest things.
The fact that they're in your house.
Yeah.
If I could bring Pablo inside, he would be so happy.
I would love to bring crunch inside.
And Smoor.
If I could bring that goat inside, I would get a goat.
Smoor is the sweetest cow I have.
I think he's my little baby.
Like, he's so soft and delicate and, like, so feminine.
I sometimes I want to call him her because he's so feminine and he's so pretty he looks like magatu from fucking uh blue steel will feral's character
it's in our chat show her give her a give her a show i you know had this moment last night while me and you were texting each other
and i wanted to be like what has our life come to because we are literally giving each other farm updates in bed last night
wait can i that's what he looks like i swear when you see him today you're going to be like yeah he
does i had the hardest time leaving my house today i now understand why when people have farms
they don't want to leave they don't i wanted to hang out with my animals if it wasn't raining
last night i was just going to go sit out by by pablo and dolly because i was like i haven't seen
you guys today i kind of really miss you yeah like i just want to hang out with them like every morning
my excitement is literally to go see donkey right now and the cows and the pigs and the pigs
And you like, it's because you're like literally creating a friendship with them from scratch.
Yeah.
And like I love that about it because at first, Pablo, when we got him from you, was very like standoffish.
Now he's my baby.
So he puts his head.
Like when I put my arm down, he lays his head in.
I have to be really careful because he still has his horns intact.
But he'll lay his head in and I'll just rub him underneath his chin and he'll just, it's, and not like he purrs, but it's kind of like, mm.
Yeah, like he just loves it so much.
And then Dolly is like, you can touch me for as long as I want you to touch me.
But when I'm done, fuck you.
Like, she literally will be like, when's her birthday, do you know?
Um, I'll have to look it up.
Yeah, look it up.
Crunch had a fucking temper tantrum.
I was handing him a fucking animal cracker the other day.
This is my cow, okay?
This is how fucking bougie and was so much of an asshole he is.
I put it in his mouth.
He drops it down.
He goes, rah!
And looks at it.
I was so upset.
It was so pissed.
Kayla goes, what the fuck was that?
I said he's throwing a temper tantrum because he dropped the fucking animal cracker.
Like, these animals have such personalities.
It's insane.
And farm life is where it's at, man.
I'm not a country girl, but I'm a city girl trying to be a farmer.
Next is gardening.
You're going to do it.
I know you can.
I know you can.
Delaney, Ernest's wife, said that she would teach me.
I'm so jealous of her garden.
It's beautiful.
She is such like a little homesteader.
I love her.
gorgeous. I don't think I could garden.
She's my favorite country wife.
Oh, it's, she's, her Zen is just so chill.
Her and Briley.
Riley's a fucking nightmare disaster.
Hilarious, like, nightmare in a funny way, not in a bad way, but Riley is just,
she's the female Theobon.
Yes.
Literally.
Yes.
Like she's so fucking funny.
Briley makes me laugh so freaking hard.
Delaney is so peaceful.
Yes, and calm.
She's like a little fairy.
Yeah.
We say that all the time.
You'll see her at award shows and it's like, it's like she's just floating around kind of thing.
Yeah.
And we all come in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, hey, we're here.
Bitch.
Like, she just has such feminine energy.
She does.
Yeah, that's really what I was not too.
Like, I wish.
I aspire to be such like a gentle mom.
I could just see her being one of those moms that just like talks to her kids.
And I'm like, oh, fuck, you touch that.
I'm such a marble mom.
A marble mom.
That's me.
That's exactly how I parent.
Like thick eyeliner marble mom
You don't even smoke though
The energy I give is that I did
Yeah
I never heard of that
Put it fucking down
Don't touch that
God damn of cash
Don't put that in your mouth
That's me
That's me as a parent
Let's talk about
A woman who
Has been online for a really long time
And who
I have to say
Sitting back and watching
What she's accomplished
In this past year
Like, I'm so proud of her.
Like, I don't, I don't think she realizes how cool it is what she's getting to do, you know?
But getting to watch her live out her dreams has been really cool.
Yeah.
Tricia Padas just announced that she's doing an ERA's tour where she's like doing, like, it's a tour.
Oh, she's going.
I look at the dates because, you know, we tour for a living.
I looked at the dates.
I was like, this is a straight up tour.
Like, she starts in February and ends in like March, I think, or April.
like that's
she's putting in work
and it's like a broad
I think it's like a
is it her Broadway show
I don't know
yeah it's like
it's like a Broadway musical
themed but yeah
like I'm so proud of her
like she really deserves
her kudos
and she got to do the S&L thing
and stuff like that
so it's just really cool
to see
her finally get
the flowers that she deserves
you know I feel like
so many people
when she was on YouTube
YouTube is such a different community
of people
and I feel like
they're so rough and so negative over there and to watch how like tic talk has just embraced her and loved
her it's a complete 180 trisha yeah and she's a different human too yeah mom for sure mom life looks so good
on her it does she looks so zen so peaceful i love seeing her and moses together because it reminds me
of j and i like they're a team they literally just work and i think that's amazing it's she's really
a true testament of happily ever after yeah and consistency like this girl literally has never
No. For as long as we've all known her. And like I think also, which I think it's funny because I mentioned this the other day, I don't think people know that they know her sometimes. Right. I'm like, no, it's the girl from the Eminem video. Yeah. Or it's the girl in my strange addiction. Yeah. Like that's the same person. I'm like, yeah. America's got talent. America's. She, you know her when you don't even know that you know her. Yeah. The lore of Trisha Padas goes on for decades at this point. And, you know, I think she's going to be a household name. And I'm
just proud of her and I just wanted to give her her flowers on the podcast because she really deserves
that she is she's doing the damn thing right now really proud of her yep proud of her proud of her
let's talk about fucking spirit airlines have you seen that I don't know if she saw this I would think
we talked about this before she got here today oh so spirit airlines has just announced that if
you dress scantily clad or if you have certain types of tattoos they're not going to let you on
their flight and it's very good you're going to put that in a plane soul plane soul
plane is going to fucking tell us that we can't first of all i've never i will never fly spirit airline
i have that used to be in my wedding contract when i would fly to do weddings it would be in my
contract that you cannot book me on spirit yeah would people try to do that um yeah i'm yeah
absolutely not i feel like if you want a certain type of demographic to fly with you then raise your
fucking prices bro it's that simple the fact that they just had to go in front of congress
Have you seen this?
I watched it.
I literally watched their board sit in front of Congress and they say,
did you purposely pay people to do random checks and give them incentives to bag check people
for an additional $10 per bag?
And they said, yeah, we did.
So people would literally sit there and be like, oh, I want an extra $100 on my check this week.
Cool.
One, two, I'm going to pull all your bags and I'm charging you.
It doesn't matter.
They sat in front of Congress and admitted to this.
I feel like the airlines industry right now,
something's going on with it.
Yeah.
And I just want to put this in the air because I've,
you know how I'm into astrology and stuff like that.
My astrologist, Danielle, who does not miss with anything,
said that Pluto is in Aquarius and it's also in some,
there's something else in something.
And she said that the chain,
the industry of the airplane,
of aircrafts is,
going to change drastically.
Really?
Yeah.
Something is in the air with the airlines.
I mean, Boeing's are dropping out of the fucking sky.
You know?
I just watched Interstellar on the way home and my mind's like, what is that?
What is that?
You haven't watched Interstellar?
No.
It's like, and it's an older movie, but it's with Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway.
You'll have to watch it.
But it has to do with like, it just has to do with like, it's more like space and stuff,
but like aircrafts.
Oh, a lot of aircraft movies have been coming out recently.
Airports and Aircraft, because I watched that one, the Carry On.
Did you guys watch that?
No.
Carion?
Yeah.
Did you watch Manifest?
No, I started to, but I didn't like it.
It had like a weird, the first episode sucked.
The first few episodes were good at it.
Why are we talking about airplanes so much in media right now?
It's kind of weird.
Because the motherfuckers are falling out of the sky and the fucking airlines are doing weird shit.
Like Spirit Airlines, get your shit together.
raise your prices if you want a different
you know demographic to fly with you
because giving people those rules
now it's going to create more tension
there's going to be that overzealous
airline worker who's going to be like
you have this type of tattoo
you're showing like if I wore a crop top and shorts
somebody could be like you can't come on
the flight you're dressed too scantily clad
it's like people on power trips like you're
just like who the fuck is running spirit
airlines well especially after your
your history
you're going to do that now
this is when you decide
I just started doing it.
And is it because Congress called you out on the bags?
Yeah.
So you have to like find some other type of.
Yeah.
So you got to gas light everybody else.
Exactly.
You got to take your frustrations out on everybody else.
Spirit Airlines.
Who is the CEO of Spirit Airlines?
Do we know?
I don't know the CEO, but like I did watch their board, you know, talk.
And I'm just like, and they're the people who talk in circles, which pisses me off.
Yeah, that's annoying.
He would literally ask a yes or no question.
And they'd be like, well, and then go on this like, spill.
And at the end, he would be like, like,
so do you and they'd be like yeah i'm like you could have said that the first and don't try to
explain yourself like you were already caught for doing what you fucking did i don't like people
who can't take any fucking accountability like just take accountability yeah we did that
if you want to really be a dick about it and be like yeah we did that what are you going to do
about it yeah well you know it's it's really insane what we're witnessing going down with all this
and like you said the mechanical side of things well and just what happened in dc
was terrifying
Yeah
Or like
Even the southwest
You remember seeing like
Recently where they were like
Dipping down really low
And then like coming back up
Yeah
This Washington D.C.
The flying scares me
Yeah
The scary thing about the thing that happened
in D.C.
Is they were landing
How is a black hawk
I think something's up with that
A black
I was going to say elevator
A black hawk
helicopter
Fucking
Wait is it black water
or Black Hawk? I think it's Blackwater.
It's Black Hawk. Oh, it's Black Hawk. Yeah.
How did they not? They're so trained in those. Literally. And to be so low in the air.
This is one of the heavilyest monitored airways.
They were supposed to be in that flight path too, by the way.
Yes, I know. The minute she sent it, I said, Haley, what time is it? I was like, Haley, and I text you immediately.
I was like, we were literally supposed to be, I didn't text you this.
That flight that we were supposed to be taking, the exact time and the exact path.
Granted, it was different cities.
Well, we would have been leaving this side of it flying over that incident.
Either we would have seen it or we would have been like right at it.
We would fly over D.C.
Yes, because like we were right above D.C.
Wow.
And our flight path would have brought us.
It typically does.
It doesn't go inland.
Typically it just goes straight like this.
Yeah.
We would have literally had been taking off an hour outside.
Wow.
hour and a half i heard though that like around there it's like it's it's busier than like the
busiest day in like LaGuardia or something like that like yeah because there's so many
politicians coming in and out yes that was so weird to me that the universe aligned everything
and then like we're watching this happen and like what's so sad is like who was on i mean it's sad
regardless but like they have so many stories behind these people because they're publicish
thick years so like people are just pulling out like instagram stories of people taking off and like
those kind of things i literally saw one of the ice skater like kids i literally went to his
instagram and his last story like 14 hours ago was the wing of the plane and that's like where it hit
too it was so sad oh my god and i think we were looking at it when i got here and it said um
by the time the people entered the water they only had 30 minutes to survive before because
because they're so cold.
No, 30 minutes, it said.
But by the time they would have even gotten their first responders,
there's no way you could survive that.
Yeah, they could have survived the plane and died from hypothermia.
Fuck.
I wonder how they couldn't have gotten out of the water.
Is it like, is there, they could have been trapped.
Ice cold, too.
Yeah.
If it landed upside down and they were, like, still in their seat.
Oh, my God.
Like, yeah.
They just found the three soldiers that were on that Black Hawk.
But none from the, none of the pastures.
They've only found 13 of the plane.
oh my god no they have like 40 oh no okay there's like over half they found really i hadn't
yeah they've seen an update galley my heart goes out to their families just all of that i'm so
scared to fly now like i don't like it it freaks me out i used to love flying i used to be so
comfortable in the sky and it was just so peaceful and now it's like it's scary i don't like it's
terrifying everything about it mm-hmm i don't like it uh moving on good night nashville has
open babies look at haley's hat yay i'm so impressed with the bar it's so beautiful they did
such a great job i feel like it has a different ambiance than any of the other bars on broadway
i can attest to that yeah i've been in all of them yeah yeah no it's awesome and not to mention
our bottle bunnies are bang in so you guys have to go visit go to good night Nashville
um on downtown broadway go ask for the girls there i think um two of
of them that I know by name, or I'm still learning all the girls in Hames, but
it, uh, what, is it Laney, Alana, Elena, Elena, sorry, it's Elena and Julian. Ask for
them. Those are my two babies and then, um, follow them on TikTok. They just started their
TikTok. Yeah, follow the TikTok. It's at bottled bunnies, B-O-T-L-E-D, B-U-N-N-I-E-S.
Go to Bunny's profile and watch her do the worm. Yes. Yes. And she's so hot. Like she's a little
redhead and she's so hot as warm i've ever seen yeah literally does this worm perfect in a freaking
thong and looks amazing i'm sorry if i scrunched my ass up like that it would look like a golf ball
there's no way that you can do the worm and look so fucking perfect it's crazy yeah i literally
watched her do this worm when i was like yeah and she's beautiful and that but the cool thing is
is not only are they beautiful they're actually really sweet yeah like they're cool girls they
shout you out on their stories often so I love to see you reposting them and they're like in the
bathroom taking sell yeah they're like I'm like I love to see what their hair looks like that day
dude all of them are gorgeous gorgeous all of them are gorgeous I'm just like kudos to whoever did
all the hiring because they are beautiful grand opening February 20th the whole crew will be there
come see us um yeah come down a good night Nashville what is it 209 Broadway I believe right next to kid
rocks on give it a good right next to kid rocks honky tonk 209 Broadway yep 209 Broadway baby um
love yeah yeah and then these are dropping black on black bunny XO hoodies sweatsuits full
sweatsuits full sweatsuits funny XO sweatsuits I've literally lived in this since you gave it to me
oh good oh Jason too Jason I like every time I turn around he's wearing his he loves it loves it
I'm a hoodie slut so I'm wearing mine all the time yeah also have the bun
Bucky X-O T-shirts coming out, and it's like the photo shoot we did at the Bridgestone.
Yep.
And then we have a chaucy shirt that you teased a couple weeks ago.
I don't have the Chachi one.
I'll have her send you that one, too.
I think it came in like two separate merch one.
So we have the bunny X-O shirt, the bunny sweatsuit, the chachi shirt, and the hat that you
sneaked into a video the other day, and it's an embroidered bunny X-O hat.
Amen, sister.
What else did you want to talk about the updates with Dumblawn season nine?
yeah I'm so excited for the new season and we know we're doing a couple more of these this season where all three of us kind of sit down and we discuss what's going on what's happening in the world currently and like an update on our lives so every few weeks you're going to hear from us and then we have some really cool like music stuff we're going to start teasing and I'm excited leaning into the music side of things really cool musical acts are going to be coming on the podcast something that we've really kind of manifested I'm excited about yeah so literally some of these
dudes I'm like you guys are hot like god can't wait oh it is going to be a hot season I think
this is like season of the men it that's what I was going to say I feel like this is the first time
we're really leaning into like the male yeah vocal side of things and I'm like really excited
about it yeah I'm excited too I can't wait can't wait for these um music segments to start coming out
and you know of course always as always inspired by Howard Stern yes so we got to give Howard
his flowers always um but yeah Howard uh I'd like to come on the podcast I'm ready I have a book
dropping my book is coming out you guys I'm almost done let me tell you something ladies and
gentlemen I thought writing a book was going to be easy no no it's not I can get through a chapter
a day if I really focus but it's been brutal exhausting I bet because you're literally having to
one think about it how you want to like articulate it and then living through those emotions again
It is fucking brutal, dude, but June, July, we're dropping the book.
We got a sneak peek of the cover today.
Sneak peek of the cover.
I'm so excited.
Can't wait.
Yeah, I'm just excited.
Just all good things for 2025.
We might be branching out doing some really big business moves.
So you guys will be seeing that soon.
And, you know, we're just so thankful.
And we're so thankful for our Patreon community first and foremost because you guys, man,
really funded this podcast when we had nothing.
so I mean you know shout out to my OF and shout out to Patreon I don't have an OF anymore because
Patreon literally took over the OF but yeah I'm just so thankful for you guys and yeah I think that
was a pretty good wrap up what do you guys think yeah it's good it's a good start to the new season
it's a good start to the new season I love you guys I'll talk to you later bye
see you guys next week bye