Dumb Blonde - TBT: Justin Nunley

Episode Date: April 17, 2025

Justin "Danger" Nunley was a class clown in school, just trying to make everyone laugh, and now he's a comedian and social media personality with thousands of eyes on him every day. This week, he talks with Bunnie to reveal a secret that you may not know, how he got into posting online and grew a following, meeting his wife at just 4 years old, and what's coming up next. Plus, Bunnie shares a story about working as a gynecologist for one day, and the beautiful things she can't unsee.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What is it? What's your tagline? Hey hey hey listen listen listen. It's no hey no no hey all right let me redo it again okay. No you're good we can just leave that. Listen. Listen. Justin Nunley is in the house baby middle name's danger.

Justin danger and you got your face on your truck Yeah, I love that. I mean Do all the bitches just chase after you when they see it's your face Yeah, I've got dense all down the side of where women been grinding on it Yeah, and that six-hour drive on the way here. They knew you were coming on. I stopped at Bucky's Took a lot longer than expected those Bucky's bitches get wild. It's they get loose. Absolutely. I'm a Bucky's and it was took a lot longer than expected. Those Bucky's bitches get wild. They get loose. Absolutely. I'm a Bucky's bitch. Yeah, it's the beaver. Yeah. It's definitely the beaver. Justin, I'm so happy to have you. Thanks for having me on. Dude, I'm just I'm happy for you to be here. I really don't. So I discovered

you whenever we met you at the Opry and I was like who?, who? And Jay was like, how do you not know who? Cause Jay was a huge fan and he was like, how do you not know? My husband and I have completely different FYPs. So I got like the, the internet thoughts and the ass shakers and all the sexual shit and he's got like all the comedians and like the funny shit. So when I met, when I met you, he's like, you don't know Justin. I was like, no. And I went and I looked and I was like, this motherfucker's

got a hell of following. I was like, how do I not know him? And then we did like a skit with you. And I was just like, he is so sweet. Like, you just loved your vibe. That not blew my mind. Cause I was there with Gary LaVox said, yes. And that was the first time. Yeah. That was how Gary, would you say daddy Gary, daddy Gary? Yeah. He hates it when I call him daddy. I got everybody on the internet calling him and Chad Kroger, daddy, what'd you say? Daddy Gary. Daddy Gary. He hates it when I call him daddy. I got everybody on the internet calling him, him and Chad Kroger, Daddy Chatty and Daddy Gary. There you go.

No, that night was kind of mind-blowing. That was the first time that Crystal, my wife, and kids had been backstage at the Opry. I'd been backstage once or twice before that. And I seen Jelly Roll walking down the hallway. Well, I had never met Jelly Roll. We had never interacted or anything. I didn't even know he knew who I was, right?

So Gary and my youngest son is right in front of me and I'm kinda just back here looking like the entourage, Gary's entourage, all y'all roll deep. Y'all pulled up in like a black Escalade and Jeeps and everything else, G wagons out here. So all of y'all pulled up in like a black Escalade and Jeeps and everything else. G-Wagons out here. So all of y'all rolled deep, right? It's just me and my boy, Brent over here. Yeah.

But he was walking on the hallway and he stopped to talk to Gary. And my youngest Blake was standing there. And after he got through talking to Gary, he looked up and he's like, holy shit, it's fucking Nunley. And I was like, dude knows who I am. Yeah. You know, that's pretty cool. And we got to talking and we got tickled about it. Me and Crystal still laughed about it

because he was, Jelly was just dropping L-bomb after L-bomb after L-bomb. And Crystal was standing right behind me with our oldest son. And I introduced him to, because he had already met Blake and I introduced him to Brian. He's like, motherfucker, how you doing everything?

And then Julie looks back at Chris on he's like, mama, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to cuss in front of him. He's like, I love you motherfucker. I thought it was very funny. That's my husband. We have no Cuth. We use the F word like, um, so if like there's a space that we can fit a cuss word in, we're going to do it and we do it unintentionally. I didn't realize I did it so much until I was on Bustin with the boys podcast.

And I was like, Holy shit. I've got to calm it down. Like it's a lot. Listen, did you know that they say that the more intelligent you are, the more you cuss? Yes, I have heard that, but I'm just, I've met some dumb motherfuckers that cuss. So I was going to say, there's a few motherfuckers I've met that make me question that theory for sure.

Well, I want to get to know all about you. I want to know like where you're from, what you've done even before you got on Tik TOK, because I think, um, a lot of people that follow creators like us, they just assume that we've just been online our whole lives and we didn't have a life before we became Tik TOK creators. No, you actually don't have a life after you get online. Literally. You know, like it's kind of crazy, like you live

and then when you're online, when everybody's seeing you, you really don't have that much of an outside life anymore. Right. So it's kind of funny how that works. I'm from, actually from North Alabama, a little town called Cherokee. Aw. Our graduating class was 69, I believe.

Wow. So believe very very small Community and it's it's still I think it's even smaller now than it was when we graduated I would have never pinned you to be an Alabama boy roll tide I love that you know what the Alabama State motto is don't you have something about cousins the closer Ken the deeper in baby roll tide I'm stealing that the closer Ken the deeper in baby roll tide I'm stealing that the closer kin the deeper in closer kin the deeper in and I can make fun of y'all because I'm one of y'all I'm stealing it. I'm gonna fucking say that at a fucking family reunion or something I'm just gonna make it real weird and we're not even from fucking Alabama one thing about you that I didn't realize is you're used to Be a hairstylist. Oh

Possibly was you I went to beauty school, but to be a hairstylist? Oh, possibly. Was you? I went to beauty school, but I was a beauty school dropout. Really? OK. Yeah, I used to do nails. I mean, I'm kind of like my dad says, a jack of all trades, master of none. Me too.

Yeah, so I literally. That's the ADD in us. Literally. I have done pretty much everything you can fucking think of, but the one thing I've always stuck with is social media So like when myspace came out I had a following there and then I was a webcam girl I've always been in the sex industry and we won't get into that but you know

So I built my following being in the sex industry and then met Jay and we built our followings together and now here We are you know, I've never been in the sex industry. I you know, I found some of your nudes online You know, I've never been in the sex industry. I, you know, I found some of your nudes online. The, uh, so the reason why I said is your stay, I was getting my haircut, right? And my hairstylist, her name's Kali. Shout out Kali. She, she was like, listen, did you know that bunny used to be a hairstylist? I said, I didn't know that.

I love that. So yeah, I love drop out. Now I love when I hear things about myself, you know, now, you know, I think it's awesome. But yeah, no So yeah, beauty school dropout. I love when I hear things about myself. Now you know. I think it's awesome. But yeah, no, definitely beauty school dropout. All right, so let's take it back. You were born in the small town in Alabama,

high school, 69 people, graduate class. How was your relationship with your family growing up? You got brothers, you got sisters. Good, very close family. Very, yeah, I come from a very close family, not so much anymore. That's kind of how life works. You get older and drift apart and your matriarchs and patriarchs pass away and then people just kind of, you know, there's not that glue that's holding them in no more. But

I grew up in a very you know southern religious household so but there wasn't really a whole lot of rules either you know what I'm saying like it wasn't like overbearing top thing you know once I was able old enough to drive and everything I got kicked out of high school I wasn't able to go to high school my junior and senior year. What was I was disruptive? Uh, I was, I was a class clown. You know, I was figure you Justin, could never, I was always the, the, um, the most annoying person in a room trying to get people to laugh. Right. And so that's where I finally figured out how to make people laugh. And here we

are. Is that how you were in your family too? Like were you like always trying to make everybody in your family laugh? Oh yeah, yeah. So just kind of, I can't believe they kicked you out for trying to be a class clown. Well I mean, you know, I mean I was always into something.

Nothing ever criminal, nothing they could ever like, so I say I got kicked out so what they wound up doing was they said you can't come back here no more, right? You can still play sports and everything but we're gonna send a teacher to your house right for 16 17 year old boy like I'm like let's go because they're only coming to my house like two hours a day three times a week right I'm out frolicking doing whatever the rest of that time so I love a good frolic I love a frolic meet we need to go frolic after we should go frolic

That's a good antique store. I mean down girl you give me an adderall and put me in an antique store I am there for hours. I am really Zeroing in on the dust. Oh, I'm just like just thousand yards stared everything. I see. I love that. I actually do love antiques I grew up collecting them, but I haven't gone to any antique stores as an older You're been to flea market. I have We have a bunch of them in Vegas. I love those. They're in Vegas really. So I was thinking flea markets were more of a southern thing like around Ripley Mississippi. Yeah. If you're ever around Ripley I think I don't know if they still do it or not but it was like like

third Saturday or something. Yeah. And it was like a giant flea market. Where you can buy like pigs and fucking just never you can buy anything there shit you can probably buy a damn wife if you wanted to I'm going well damn it we need a third speaking of buying stuff this road that my GPS had me come in to here right I came off 65 and came here those houses those are the biggest damn houses I've ever seen in my life I don't even think I've ever seen in my life. I don't even think, I hadn't seen houses that big since Beverly Hillbillies.

I'm pretty sure Jed Clampett would have been impressed by some of these houses around here. Did he come by from Murfreesboro? No? From North to 65, he would come the back way of two buildings also. Oh, so did you pass? Yeah.

Okay, that's where we live. Do not, do not put in. Yeah, just Just believe it. So you got kicked out of high school and what it would do you do after that? You're just a 16 year old boy who gets to see a teacher two hours a day. Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing? Frolicking. Just still frolicking. Yeah. I joined a car and truck club. Oh, nice. It was called Twisted Nightmares and our rival car and truck club called us the Twisted Nut Hairs. You know, funny how things will stick with you after all these years. You know, you know

who you are. Yeah. You know who you are. Look at me now. Are you guys still friends? Are you friends with any of the rivals? No, I haven't talked to any of them in a long time. Gotcha. I really haven't, which I moved away. I spent about three years working there after I graduated and working a lot of jobs. Like you said that you've had a lot of jobs. Like I bet I got you beat.

Oh, that's, yeah, listen. I've got, I think I I had I think I worked 21 jobs Fired from some of them quit some of them cut a guy's finger off at one of them. Wow. Yeah, we gotta hear this story Well, so is my friend I told this I told the story on tick-tock a while back I don't think I went in detail with it, but my friend Adam Wimberly shout out dog Well, we was out Right, we was working at the Burger King, you know the BK Lounge as Dane Cook calls it. And I was working the specialty sandwich thing with the chicken sandwiches and stuff, you know just doing my thing.

Gourmet. Slinging that chicken. Love it. And he was working the front. They never put me on front I guess because they didn't think I was responsible enough. They probably thought you were're gonna crack jokes all day probably probably or just not take it serious at all you know and so he came walking through the kitchen area to go on his break and he wound up he shot me

a bird so I am gonna retaliate now we we're friends, right? So I grab a knife, right? Okay, now I think I'm 16, maybe 17 at the time. So the frontal lobe has not developed here, you know, of what could go wrong with me grabbing a knife, right? So I've always been kind of jumpy, like if you jump out and scare me or whatever. So I've got this knife up like this right here and I'm walking into the break room.

And when I did, he had an empty cup and he acts like he's gonna throw it on me and I go blood to the ceiling. Yeah. It was uh so he did it get sewn back on. Yeah. Okay. So he was in the army. I think he was like a sniper or something in the army. Oh my god. What with the finger or the nub? Yeah. Wow. No, the finger. Finger? Yeah, they put it back on. Oh, God. Isn't that crazy that you can lose a limb and get it sewn back on? It's insane.

Crazy. Absolutely crazy. You're a psychopath. Yeah. That your first instinct, he said, yeah. That your first instinct when somebody's going to throw something on you is to slice their finger off. No, it was just a reaction.

Like, he scared me. So I. That's why I said you're a psychopath. Cause you didn't even think about that. You were just like, maybe that's crazy. I like that. It's hot. I mean, money's money. I mean, some girls like it. Now we know why the danger is in your middle name. That's right. That's right. You know what? All right. After you're chopping people's fingers off, what are you doing after that? Did they let you stay at work?

No, so the the ending of that story was it was a Friday night it was very busy right we shouldn't have been fucking around in the kitchen anyways we had too much stuff to do and the drive-throughs backed up now we've got to do without a finger and somebody else having to carry them to the hospital why they didn't just call an ambulance I don't know. They didn't want to pay that money. somebody else having to carry him to the hospital while they didn't just call an ambulance. I don't know. They don't want to pay that money. So I went to the manager at the time who I still know to this day. And he's still managing BK.

Is he still manager? No, she, she, she, uh, she wasn't, um, she's not, I don't know what she does now. Um, I just see her at church when I go back home cause they go to the same church now. But so it's Friday night. We it. We had a good size crew You know, he's ready to you know, sling the bk burgers And uh when when I cut his finger off, I went to her And of course she was in panic mode because we've got all these customers wait now We've got blood to clean up, you know, and it's it's a it's a fucking circus

Right and I said am I going to get fired for? And she was like, I don't know, I'm gonna have to talk to the general manager. And I was like, oh, if that's the answer, I'm getting fired. I was like, I quit. So I walked out, shitty move, right? I should have stayed. Once again, frontal lobe was not developed. I don't think it still is fully developed.

But I left and I don't know what happened that night. I went to the hospital with him. Yeah, okay, well good. good. I was gonna say at least you hung in there with your friend I did I did we uh, yeah when he got discharged Yeah, we uh, we went and we went and tried to pick up hose Yeah, oh so that he probably used that as like a a pickup line, right? Oh 100 cut off and like oh, sorry for me. Here's like it. Yeah. Yeah. Love that. They're not, they're not getting to second base, but you know, I mean I went straight to third. Right. That's how my mind works. I'm like, here you go. Um, sorry. Justin's like, what?

I don't want to talk about sex at all. And I'm just over here making sexual. I was just talking about baseball. What were you talking about? So moving on from Burger King and car clubs and chopping people's fingers off. What do you do in the small town in Alabama? So after I graduated, I wound up. Wow, so you did end up graduating. I did graduate.

Amazing. I didn't drop out of school, I'm just saying. Good. Us dropouts, we were a different breed. No, so once I graduated, I worked steel building construction. I'm telling you, I've worked a lot of jobs. I worked at Chuck E. Cheeseburger King,

Piggly Wiggly, worked for a landscaping company. So after I graduated, I worked for steel building construction, animal shelter. I was an animal enforcement officer. I looked like, yo, I was fat, okay? Not judging anybody, just got a few extra pounds, but look, I look like Farva in this uniform. Like, I will have to send you a picture of it.

I gotta see it. I'll send it to you, maybe y'all can just enlate that. Please send it to us so we can put it up, yeah. So, I wanted to be a cop. I wanted to be a police officer, right? That's why you and Udi get along. Right, well, we don't get along.

I just tolerate him. I mean, right? That's why you and Udi get along. Right, well we don't get along, I just tolerate him. I mean does anybody ever get along with Udi? Udi's great people. He's a sweetie pie. He is, awesome guy, awesome guy. But so, you know, I worked at a police department for a little while, work in dispatch and went and did ride-alongs like every Friday night

and Saturday night, so, so and then you know got my got my real job and been doing that for 18 years now so let's talk about it because you've never really publicly spoken about this and I think it's like so admirable and fucking awesome go ahead let's let's drop this little little gem of knowledge on everybody. So I have been active duty Air Force for the past 18 years Still got I've got two more years until I can retire from active duty A lot of people are gonna a lot of people are gonna get in the comment section and and talk about the beard I've got a medical condition, right? So it doesn't let me shave every day because of skin or whatever

But yeah, so you're not allowed to have beards in the Air Force. I didn't know in the in the military No, unless you've got like a religious waiver a medical waiver or something. Okay. I never knew that I think that's so admirable. Why do have you kept that hidden from everybody? Because I wanted to I wanted to I wanted to get my following based off my personality and not my profession. Right. You know because the my profession is not always gonna be there. Right. It's gonna be going in two years you know. I started I started to get out not too long ago at at 18 years and get no pension, no medical benefits or anything.

And I, you know, I had already signed the paperwork to get out and I woke up at 3 a.m. on a random, like Wednesday night in a panic attack. And I was like, I don't think I can do this. Like am I making a bad decision? And I woke Chris up and she's like, why the hell are you waking me up at 3 a.m. we need our beauty sleep yeah I was like I think I'm fucking up like should I get out should I stay in and she's and she's

always been very supportive she's like whatever you think you know whatever you think I'm behind you you know I got your back and everything. And I wound up at 3.30 a.m. sending an email to my commander and pulling the paperwork back. So I'm gonna do my- Well, we appreciate you. Do my last two years. It's a struggle though.

Balancing everything because like, I mean, I've still got all those responsibilities over there and then, you know, as you know, the online stuff is very time consuming. Yeah. I mean it's basically like I have three full-time jobs because you know I've still got you know family I've got two kids I've got a nine-year-old and a you know 13-year-old so. Let's rewind because we're going to dive into some more of those those issues that not issues those um highlights in a second but um what made you get into the Air Force were you just kind of

like looking for somewhere to belong? I don't know Yeah, you know people people nobody in your family was in the Air Force or anything my granddad was but that wasn't like a driving Factor of I went in my one of my granddad's was in there for Southern was in the army My granddad that was in there for served during peacetime He didn't he didn't get deployed or anything my other grandfather fought in the Air Force or during peacetime. He didn't get deployed or anything. My other grandfather fought in the Korean War. But none of that was like, it wasn't ever like expected. Like I'm the only one in my family that joined the military. For what reason, I don't know.

I still don't know. I just walked into a recruiter's office one day, maybe just lost, not knowing what I'm gonna do. Looking for somewhere to belong. Yeah, yeah. And you know, I went in the delayed entry program. And you know, a few months later, I was in San Antonio, Texas, basic training.

Oh my gosh, was that like a shock to you? Like, cause you were like, kind of like a free bird. Well, I was, I was 21 when I went in, right? So I had, I had kind of lived a little bit, you know, looking back now, I still a baby. I had no clue what I was 21 when I went in right so I had I had kind of lived a little bit You know looking back now, I still a baby. I had no clue what I was doing People get mad at me for saying that but when you're 21, you're literally two years away from being a teenager Yeah, like you're a baby if you think you have it figured out at 21. Yeah, you don't know absolutely couldn't agree or

the absolutely couldn't agree more the yeah it was it was a shock it really was just for the simple fact that you know I had grew up in a very small town okay like I said graduating class of 69 so the same people that I went to kindergarten with were the same people I graduated with there wasn't a lot of turnover there or anything right so like you only know like, you know, basically a handful of people your entire life and now you're threw into, you know, this, you know, melting pot of, you know, different cultures, different backgrounds, you know, and it, uh, it, yeah, it was, it was weird, I guess. Yeah. You was your first day of basic training like?

Do they start screaming at you from the get-go and trying to whip you into shape? No, no. Yeah, they're like, nice. Aw. So they don't yell at you. That's awesome. It's the Air Force, okay?

So there's the comment section going, the Marines do, I'm sure. But the Air Force, the first nights you get there and everything, like they're stern, right? And, but it's real chill. And we got our plane flew in late, so they let us actually sleep in the first day.

So when I woke up, it was already sunlight outside, and I was like, this basic training thing, it can be so bad after all, right? They let us sleep in, cooked us a late breakfast, right, and everything. I guess, you know, looking back now, like they had to let us get a certain amount of sleep. And yeah, that second day though. That's when they were like, it's real life, baby, let's go.

Yeah, and it's all about building that structure. Basically, letting you know that you don't know shit about what's going on, and just relying on them for everything yeah and I mean it was good he said it was good I wouldn't want to do it again yeah but it was it was a good experience are you happy that you decided to serve and that that that like has molded your life in some way yeah is that question fair I don't know if that's ever fair to ask somebody who's served our country yeah I don't I don. I don't I wouldn't know any other way. Yeah, I'm saying like, I've been doing it for 18 years now. Yeah. So like, it's a long time. That's a marriage. It is. Yeah. I mean,

it is it is insane. Yeah, I would say so because the experiences that I've gotten and the places that I've seen, the places that I've gone, yeah, I wouldn't have got to do any of that had I not been in the military. Like some of the stuff that my parents have gotten to do. Because my parents, they grew up, they're in the same town, they still live in the same town. Like I grew up in the same house that my parents still live in the same town like I was I grew up in the same house that my parents still live in today right you know so like I think I

think it's been really good for me and my immediate family and then my extended family because they've gotten to do a lot of a lot of stuff that they wouldn't have got to do either yeah and then the friends you've made along the way you know I mean those people and the lessons you've made along the way, you know? Absolutely. I mean, those people. And the lessons you've learned and just the structure that you know, obviously you needed in your life too. Needed it bad. Yeah, for sure. So we were, I just said something about marriage.

Let's talk about marriage. When did you meet Crystal? I think, I think I was maybe four and she was eight. So not even joking, we grew up in the same church. Really? Yeah, growing up, I don't really know exactly those ages or whatever, I've known Crystal for as long as I can remember.

Now she's four years older than me, she's old. Don't you ever say that about her. But yeah, and we never like, I always joke. I'm like, yeah, she knew she wanted me back in the youth group and everything. She was like, no, I did not, you know, cause I was always a disruptive guy. And after I'd been in the air force for a couple of years or whatever, my mom decided to play matchmaker. So you guys met in at church, you guys didn't like go to school together or anything like that. Oh

I love that you have a lot of old-fashioned family values instilled in you for being as kind of like Like I don't want to say crazy but kind of like off the wall as you are online like you really are kind of like Just a down-home boy Yeah, yeah Yeah, I mean I was raised with like very like you know those Christian values you know I still go to church you know there's nothing wrong with that I think that's amazing we need Mormon like that in the world especially nowadays and all this online shit so you guys met when you were four

or eight and then after you had been in the Air Force mom decided to play matchmaker take me on that ride so mom decided to play Matchmaker. Take me on that ride. So mom decided to play Matchmaker and I was in Qatar. I was deployed at the time and mom said, hey, I gave Crystal Taylor your mailing address or whatever and she sent me a couple letters. I sent her a couple back. We emailed a little bit. And this was back during MySpace days. This was before Facebook or anything like that. And it's weird how far technology has come. Insane. I miss MySpace, to tell you the truth.

It was so simple. And Tom was everybody's friend. I read a stat the other day that it was kind of weird that how many people still visit MySpace every month, how many hits he gets a month. Like it's insane. Is the platform still up? Yeah. Wow. I need to go see if my old profile still up. It's a lot of hits. Yeah. What was your name on MySpace? Hell if I know you don't remember.

I remember it all. How do I remember all that shit? I don't, I don't remember anything like I, um, which I mean these past mean these past what two three years has been a whirlwind for me crazy Well, let's talk about crystal real quick and then we'll get into your whole tick tock thing I tried to pull her off of it So you guys met she started emailing you and writing you and all that stuff when when she was like a cougar Just ready to pants. Oh, I love them cougars those are my those are my peeps I love a good cougar yeah um so she pretty much just wanted you yeah yeah yeah she wanted it it was like animal magnetism we know and so you know

we emailed wrote back and forth or whatever. And then when I came back from deployment, I took her out, right? And funny enough, like the first date, I know this sounds crazy as hell, but I'm not, I promise. I told her on the first date, I was like, I'm gonna marry you. Justin, we know you're crazy. You chopped a motherfucker's finger off, you know?

So six months later, we were married. And you just had that, you're crazy. You chop your mother's finger off, you know, so so six months later we were married. Oh And you just had that that you just knew you went on the first date and you were just like I'm gonna marry you And you're my bitch. Yeah, I love that I love that now you guys have two kids two kids. We've got a nine-year-old and a 13 year Yeah, we got to meet them at the Opry that one night. They're sweethearts, your whole family is just so sweet. Brian is a lot like Crystal. Crystal's very quiet, shy, and reserved.

So my oldest is just like her, looks just like me. The youngest acts just like me. I have to check him in public all the time. Like he is wild. He's your karma. It's bad. It's okay. No, he's a good kid.

Don't get me wrong, he's very tenderhearted, very good kid, but yo, he has not learned there's a time to and a time not to. This is, you know, at the funeral is not a good time to be cracking wiener jokes. My kind of guy. He can come hang out anytime. I'm telling you, no, you'd be ready to get him back.

Blake's wild. Blake and Gary are big buddies. Oh, no, you'd be ready to get me back. Blake's wild. Aw. Him and Blake and Gary are big buddies. Aw, Gary, Daddy Gary. I'm trying to get Daddy Gary on the podcast. I think he's scared. Is he? He might be. Well, maybe after he sees this, he might change his mind.

I hope so. I'll put in a good word. I'll be gentle with him. I've been trying to do more country music artists so that he'll trust me. Trying to lure him in slowly. Yeah, it's. So.

Get him into my lair. No, just leave it, leave a trail like a Hansel and Gretel trail. Yeah. Like what is it? Is it skull? What is it he deals? It's, I forget what it.

Daddy Gary dips. It's like even a cheaper off-brand skull. I'll get it. Yeah. That's a TikTok. Just trying to lure in Daddy Gary. That'd be hilarious So speaking of tick-tock you have a massive following on tick-tock. How many followers? I Don't know. How do you not know? I know what my I think maybe

6.2 6.3 6 6 5 I don't know. That's a lot. I don't know. It's a lot of people that are tuning in to you, buddy. I think it's over 10 million total online. Yeah, take me on this journey. I don't know. I don't have a damn clue what I'm doing, okay? You're genuine and you're funny.

Yeah, I mean, it's, well, and that's scary in itself in 2023 trying to be a comedian in 2023. Shit, I don't know what I can and can't say anymore. Yeah everybody's fucking yeah everybody gets offended. I get in trouble for should I say. I don't even care about those people anymore. Yeah you know people that are perpetually offended over everything. Yeah. If if listen one of my really good friends I'm not gonna name drop him. You you probably know him very well right but he gave I called him one time and I was like, bro, I was like, they're starting to get to me, right? And ever since he told me this, they have never

gotten to me again. And he said, he said, just remember this, offense can only be taken, it cannot be given. If they are offended by something that you said and your intent was, you know, to make others laugh and happy, that's not your problem, that's theirs. Right? And ever since then, that's kind of what I've adopted. And if I say something in my, everything that I have ever said or done online, right, I have always done to try to make others laugh and happy.

People are struggling. You do it with a pure heart. You do it with good intention. Yeah, and you and Jelly know this because y'all see it all the time. You know, people are struggling. People have a rough time. Yeah, there's enough sadness in the world.

Like, can we fucking all collectively have a smile? Yeah. Like, is that so bad? Stop coming after people that are trying to make others happy. Literally. I mean, I'll do them. There's plenty of shitty people you can go after.

Go after them, go waste your, cause I'm not gonna give you the time of day anymore. Yeah, for sure. I'll throw everybody a bone here every now and then cause it's always good engagement. That's what I tell everybody. I'm like, if you're gonna talk shit to me, I'm gonna use it to make money.

I don't anymore. Yeah. And let me tell you why I don't. Because I think a lot of these people a lot of these people that that you know want to hate and like always throw shade your way I Think they they get comedy. It's not that they don't get comedy. They get it. I kind of beg to differ I feel like some of these people fucking have the personality of a dry sock oh I agree you know I agree but some of these some of these like professional trolls I think what their main goal is is what a title right

professional troll yeah they're there you hey well as soon as I said that you had somebody in your mind I mean just everybody online right literally everybody yeah actually I'm going through it this week. Do you want to say it and then we can have John scrub it? No, it's fine. Tell me. No, I said I'm just going through. I've been getting on the couch until tell me about it. We can lay down on the doctor. Do you want to play doctor? Yeah. I love how he's like yeah. So I think I think what their what a lot of these people main goal is to try to, they don't have the talent or the charisma

or the know how to build a platform, right? And the only way that they will get a platform like that is if they get your platform. So once you say their name or read their comment or something, you just gave that person that you cannot stand your platform for those 30 seconds. Otherwise they would have had nothing. You know what I'm saying? So I don't even give them, I don't even give them the,

the, you know, satisfaction of me saying their name or reading their comment. Yeah. No, that, that actually like hits home because I've been going through it this week where I'm just getting attacked online for no fucking reason. And so they'll stop if you stop responding. I know Jay yelled at me last night. He's like, you gotta just stop. And I, I try to always respond tactfully and like gracefully, but it just gets to a point where it's like, how many times can I fucking defend myself?

Go fucking tell it on the mountain. You know how many times I've called Kelsey? Oh, I'm like, girl, what are you doing right now? Yeah. I love, we talked about Kelsey earlier. I love her to death Perfectly Kelsey her she is a she is a beautiful soul. She is a really good person You really and I don't care what you think about her. It ain't gonna change my opinion ever I know we're personally so don't even you know, she's she's a great person

There's a lot of these people that people, you know constantly come after our good people. Yeah, right and They're just taken out of context. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. It's got to be different though, for a female creator. The most known secret was celebs and influencers. So many have had LiPo, whether it's small touch-ups or total makeovers.

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I'm like, yeah, you know, because like I'll be over it. If that person comes to me and they apologize, I'm over it. That's how I am. Appreciate it, right? Most women will hold on to that and they're like, well, you remember back in 1995 when you said this like I don't remember you know I'm saying so I think I don't know Yeah, you think it's different being a being a I feel like I being a woman creator. I get attacked by men more

Really? So it's I literally get attacked by men online all day every day way more I have so much my whole following is women for what oh Men are just she's a gold digger. It's just the same shit. She's a whole she was a whore. She's not a gold digger. No My husband was the fucking gold digger. Okay. I love y'all's y'all's Documentary on Hulu by the way, if you haven't watched it y'all gotta watch on Hulu, by the way. If you haven't watched it, y'all gotta watch it. That is a phenomenal, yes. I'm so proud of him. I appreciate him so much.

I'm proud of both of y'all. One thing that I tell people, because everybody asks me, they're like, how is Jelly and Bunny? And I always tell them the same thing. I'm like, they are the most genuine, down to earth people that I have met that is in the position that they're in.

I really feel like if I was up near Nashville and my car broke down, I could pick up my phone and call you or Jelly and y'all would either come pick me up on the side of the road or Jelly would show up with wrenches to help me fix it. You know, that's the type of people y'all are. Yeah, for sure. And I really appreciate y'all being like that.

No, and we feel like the same way about you guys and your family, you guys really just like salted the earth humans. But let's take it back to when did you- She's like, same way about you guys and your family guys religious like salted the earth humans. Um, But let's take it back to when she's like stop talking about me I always do that. Everybody always says that um, let's take it back though. When did you get on tik tok? What year? Um Why during the pandemic everybody got on in 2020? Yeah, like literally that's when we were like, okay I think that was like where the personality stood out. You either became a fucking troll or you became a fucking creator. Well, see, I didn't do anything with it for like months and months and months. Same. I was the same way. I refused. I was like, I'm not getting on fucking TikTok.

I ain't doing that. That's a bunch of teenage girls. Yeah. I was like, I'm not dancing if I can shake my ass. I had never done any kind of content or anything, but I was scrolling one day and I seen a dude telling a joke and and he's a pretty decent sized creator, right? I won't mention his name, I mean he's mutuals now, but I was scrolling through and I seen somebody telling a joke and I was like and it had like a bunch of views and like people were just praising him and I was like, thought the comedic timing wasn't even that good. Like, I can do this better, you know? So I started doing videos.

I started doing joke videos with Crystal. When I first started out, it was me standing with the, you know, forward-facing camera and Crystal behind me, I'm like, hey Crystal, you wanna hear a joke? And she'd always say, no, not really. And I'd be like, yeah, I don't care. And then I would tell the joke, right? So that'd be like, yeah, I don't care, and then I would tell the joke, right?

So that's where the, yeah, I don't care comes from. And then, you know, it's like we talked about earlier, you know, 2020, 2021, it's not a good time to be telling jokes because you, well, I don't have a damn clue what you can say anymore, you know, it may be fine today, tomorrow is not good. Literally, can be used against you. Have you ever been canceled?

Oh yeah. He said, oh yeah. Oh, you're part of the cancel club too? Everybody is. I love that. I think the biggest I ever got canceled was a video that me and Blake did. And it was a mom with her baby

and she was she she was trying to elicit a response right right she's like this is my baby and the baby couldn't even talk she's like this is my baby and and he's gay right so me and Blake stitched the video and I said this is my son and he's gay and he said no the hell I ain't and I laughed in the video ended not homophobic in the least like I could care less what you do with your life. Who cares? Like you're not allowed to not be gay.

Right, right. And people got tore down over that video. I mean, it got, I made a lot of good friends out of that video, but I was just like, it still blows my mind of how many people got offended over that video. And it's like, yo, if you look at the video, it's not, you know, it was not said in a way

that was like, oh, it's wrong if you are, you know? Like judge not lest you be judged. I don't care what you do, you know? Like we've all got our own downfalls and everything. And I don't even consider that a downfall. Live your life like you wanna live it, right? But, you know, it's 2020s. But does anybody ever really get canceled?

No, canceling's fake. It really is. People are mad at you. They get mad at you and you get a ton of hate for like a week and then it goes away. A person can't get canceled, a brand can. And we're seeing that right now, you know, with the whole Bud Light controversy or whatever.

But no, a person getting canceled, no. Because either you, what are you gonna do? You gonna come take my phone away from me? You know? Right, gonna put me in time out. And it goes back to that whole thing like we were just talking about. Look at the intent of the person telling the joke.

Like was that person's intent to be hatefulful or was that person's intent to make others laugh and make others happy yeah it's not hard to figure out yeah you know people look for just the bad and everything oh 100 there's literally like just there's good and bad people people who love us and there's people who are just waiting for us to post to pick it apart mm-. Was there ever a point where you looked at your online following and you're like, holy shit balls, this is getting to be a lot. Like just like how many the number, you know, I, I have 3.7 on one and 1.8 on the other. And I'm just like, I can't believe this many people even care.

You know, like it's just insane. So that first account that I had where I would tell Crystal jokes, I had like 600,000 followers and it got permanently banned one day. And it was just as I had found that little niche of like stitching videos and saying, yeah, I don't care, you know, and then given a fun fact, right? And every one of those videos was going viral at that moment. So that video, that account got taken down. I already had like, I felt like a head start.

You know, I had 600,000 followers and that account got banned. Of course. They took one of mine too. TikTok back in the day used to fucking just ban you. For nothing. Well, and I had a lot of community guidelines violations from some of the jokes, you know

Stuff that I didn't know that I couldn't you know joke about or whatever But I went through like the whole you know stages of grief in about two hours with that like, you know They accept its denial, you know, and everything and and I had a backup account Well, it was crystals account and I had a backup account, well it was Crystal's account, you know, just Crystal Nunley, and it had, I think, like 3,000 followers on it, people that had just followed her for me, and I jumped on it, and I was just doing a live, you know, hey guys, submit tickets for me,

submit tickets for me, and somebody came on there, and they was like, dog, why are you even bothering, we already got your account banned, right? And it lit a fire under me Yeah, I ended the live got off the live started pumping out videos 30 days later. I had 3 million followers Wow That's great absolutely lit a fire like tell me I can't do something and I'm gonna prove you wrong every time Absolutely every fucking time. I think after that first 30 days like I was just like Let's fuck it time. I think after that first 30 days like I was just like let's fucking go.

That's amazing and now look at you like do you ever okay so when you do retire from being in the Air Force are you gonna do social media full-time? I think what my my goal is what kind of what never you know never tell God your plans right you know he'll laugh at you. But what I think I would like to do is stand up. That'd be awesome. So I've been, I'm really good at public speaking. I can stand in front of 500,000 people

and wouldn't even get nervous. It does not bother me at all. And I've preached a good bit. Like every time somebody dies back home, they Justin, will you preach the funeral? And you know, because I kind of keep a lot harder, a little bitch, you know, but still, you know, under that person's memory and everything. So anytime there's like a public speaking type thing, like I always get thrown into it. Um, stop asking me to do those. It sucks. Yeah, that's gotta be just terrible.

But so I've always been really good at public speaking. I think I'd be very good at stand up. So that's probably probably the route I'll go. That's amazing. Denae Hayes was just on the podcast and she's looking into going into stand up to I'll have to introduce you guys. Do you guys know each other? You guys are would be hilarious.

I've seen I've seen some of her videos. She used to play softball for Alabama. Right. I do know that. And you know, I'm a big roll tide. I love that. Um, Jay just did a celebrity softball game and he called me and he was like, baby, I need a girl who's good at softball. I said, well, I, I know one, she's a lesbian and she played pro softball. And he was like, call her. Today went and fucking they got, they won like the champion show.

He played with, uh, her, I think Mandy, just a whole bunch of celebrities. Like it was really cool. So I kept up with that softball thing. Cause you're not like, I used to play some softball back in the day. And I was like, Oh no, Danae didn't. Yeah. Jelly didn't ask me to play next year. Next year for sure.

I don't know. My back's broken down now. Oh, I'm a, yeah. You don't want to elaborate. I'm getting old. I don't know my back's broken down now. Oh Yeah You don't want to elaborate. I'm getting old. I'm getting old. Oh, I didn't know It's like you hurt yourself like or fell off a fucking aircraft or something. No, no, I don't go around the aircraft I feel bombs. Is that what you do? Yeah, so it's a little career field called munitions ammo We short, you know ammo for sure. Why do you hide all this? This is so cool.

I don't know. It's hot. A lot of people are gonna think this is attractive. Oh yeah? Yeah. Is it hot? Yeah. You build bombs?

Like that's crazy, right? Well, I mean, no, like, let's not get it twisted. Like I'm not smart. I'm not in there, you know, mixing the chemicals and shit. We're just like, they're like, they're like, you know already like a big a big bomb and we're just like putting Lego pieces on it To make it blow up But still that's amazing that you are you know, you fight for our country and you build the fucking ammo that our country fights with Like that's really dope

Warheads on foreheads. There we go my favorite my favorite military saying in our career field is for our penetrator bombs, it's penetration before detonation. I love that. Yeah, that applies with sex too. I was gonna say, I was gonna tell that to my husband next time.

Yeah. Next time Jay gets into bed and wants some fucking. Penetration before detonation. He's gonna be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? So I'm always saying like weird-ass shit to him So what can we look forward to in the next year for you? Hell if I know you just Love that Don't have a clue what I'm doing. That's amazing. I think that's the way to live

Yeah, I swear the more you try to control the narrative. It just the universe is always like no No, no, it just the universe is always like, no, not happening. No, no, just like balancing all that with my ADHD. Why don't you tell them about how you almost missed the podcast today? So, uh, that was your fault. I'm going to say it was your fault, even though it was totally my fault. So when we have initially, it was last week, wasn't it? In just one week time in my head, this shit got so jumbled up. But so we, you had originally said the 20th, right? Which was yesterday, right?

And you said, no, no, no, I've got a photo shoot. Let's do it on the 21st. I said, okay. And then you booked the Airbnb for the 21st and the 22nd, right? And I don't know why. In my head, I was like, oh, she wants me there a day early and we're doing the podcast. I never look back to in my head, I was like, oh, she wants me there a day early, and we're doing the podcast. I never look back to see the date. I was like, she's wanting me there a day early to make sure I'm there, right?

And then, you know, go do the podcast, and then we've got the room that next night, you know? And then we roll out the next day. And yeah, I was wrong. No, you're okay. Bunny hits me up at like 11 o'clock, and she's like, hey, just make sure you made it in town I'm like it's kind of kind of an odd question to ask a day early. No, I'm not here yet

I'm in Montgomery or was I in Birmingham? I'm not sure you said I'm a few hours away I was like it was already 1130 and I was like we got to start a podcast at 2 I was like Few hours so I was still confused. I was like I was like, yeah, I'm in Birmingham I thought I was in Birmingham and I said, you know, I'm in Birmingham. I thought I was in Birmingham. And I said, I'll be in probably about two o'clock. And she said, it kinda, her, you know, where it shows that she's texting, it's just dot dot dot. And I was like, did I fuck this up?

So I text her back, I'm like, the podcast is tomorrow, right? And then all I get is, no, it's today. Oh, I got this got this no I wasn't mad at all I actually needed the extra hour of sleep so that's why I was like if you want to do tomorrow that's fine too tomorrow we have like I think Jason Alexander Britney Spears ex-husband coming on so we're gonna just fit you in right away but I'm happy that you made it here today you've got to ask him about all these conspiracy theories surrounding her I am are you gonna be able to oh able to? Oh yeah for sure. He's ready to talk. He said he's been

talking to her. Oh really? So we'll see. I mean he does interviews with the huge fucking like news outlets. Have you seen the guy and I don't even know if he still has an account anymore where he was like he was basically trying to say that that her and Justin Timberlake like died. Yeah. I'm going to ask him all this. Literally. I'm going to just go down all the conspiracy theory questions and just be wild. Yeah. I just, you know, it's so hard to know if anybody's telling the truth these days, you don't have a clue at all. I don't trust any, I do not trust anything unless I see it with my own two eyes in person because stuff can be chopped up and cut up. people lie on me all the time

Yeah, so it's like I could only imagine being in Britney Spears is fucking You know people are probably just from her past or just trying to always Get you know some sort of tea on her just to spill it. So it's wild. Yeah For what gang? Yeah, we'll see we'll see though. I'd love to have him on the podcast so we'll see how that goes. That's fine. Justin, I'm so happy you made it today. Thanks for having me. Dude, come back anytime.

I told you we could make it a full hour without talking about sex. I almost had a couple slip ups there. We had a slip up or two, but it's fine. We're gonna go play doctor though, right? Yes. Okay, after this. I'm a professional bomb builder, amateur gynecologist. So you're good with your hands. Yes. Very good with your hands. Do you think gynecologists

get tunnel vision? Probably. Listen, I was, hold on. I was a gynecologist for a day. Huh? Hold up. We're not ending the podcast yet. So tell us about this. I was a gynecologist for a day. And can I tell you that I never knew I have a vagina? OK. I didn't know that when it's spread open, and there's documentation of me doing this, putting the thing in, so spreading the hole open, and having to put a fucking Q-tip up there,

it looked like whenever you take a turkey and you go to stuff it for Thanksgiving, and my intrusive thoughts won. And I was like, oh, it's kind of like a turkey, you go to stuff it for thanksgiving and then my intrusive thoughts won and I was like oh it's kind of like a turkey you know because it's just you don't I just it's exactly what it looked like and I was like there is no way in hell that mine looks like this and I mean I guess they all do when they're just spread out it looks like a catfish oh god like when you you catch catfish and you're holding them with your fingers. I've never caught a damn catfish. Catch catfish and look down at its mouth.

Oh my god just ridged. Oh god. Yeah no it was definitely uh an experience. What put you into this position of being a gynecologist for a day? So I do. Would you like that? Would you like the, the sex worker micro dirty jobs? Exactly. Yeah. So I, it's called working girl. Oh, really? Yeah. I go and I do nailed it. Yep. I go and I do different jobs where the first one was we went down on a farm and I had to be a farm girl for a day. And that was fucking hilarious. Cause I'm a city girl. And then the second one, we haven't made filmed anymore after this because we've just Been so busy but the second one was I was a gynecologist for the day because my Do one of my doctors was like yeah come use my practice and I have patients who want to meet you and they're gonna

Let you you know exam. How long ago was this being um about a year. Oh really? We're gonna find this footage. We'll send it to you. Okay, listen to the episode. It's fucking hilarious There's something else you got to send me that I've already hit jelly up. We'll talk about it after the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I'm gonna have you call him and ask him yourself. Bit. Yeah. Cuz I think it'll be more special. Oh, no, no, no. Different from that. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Yeah. We'll talk about it right now. No, you remember, was you at the, was you at the Opry with us when he performed with Gary? Uh he's performed

with Gary a couple times. I kind of, I went to the first one. No, you weren't there Okay in there that night. Yeah. No, nothing I think y'all had all the like I think I think Jelly bought out like what was it the Cracker Barrel that not probably? He's ridiculous. I love that you so funny But no, it was it was the night that he came in to perform with Gary, one of Gary's songs. Yeah. Yeah. He loves Gary.

Like he loves, loves, loves Gary. Like that's his boy. Jay loves everybody. Like my husband is just a big old fucking teddy bear. Well, I grew up on haystack and jelly. Wow. I never knew that. That takes away, well, grew up listening.

So this jelly is the one you grew up on. Yeah love that. Shout out native in Nashville for making me this shirt by the way our girl Amber. Um tell people where they can find you if they don't know who you are already what what's your your social medias and plug those. Eggvideos.com. Yeah is that even still a thing? I used to upload my point on that. Oh it's still there it's still there I just used it the other day. No. While you were driving. Yeah no you can you can come in you can come Yes, what are what are those little boxes you can plug into your car? They be they be advertising it that you watch Netflix on your you know screen on your TV

People ain't watching Netflix on these screens They watching buttholes, I love but you know, they are I'm a good I love a good butthole You know everybody has their own unique butthole print? Yeah it's like a fingerprint. Yeah it's weird ain't it? Yeah. Do you know that you can have chocolates made into your like butthole print? Yes everybody sends me that fucking ad because they want me to do it. Should we should do it? That should be an episode of me making chocolate buttholes. You on my butthole you wax my vagina before she's waxed my fucking one pussy lip she got one pussy lip after that I was like I'm not

coming his managers like okay and the other one huh I just go in there looking like Cruella DeVille I wouldn't got a professional one done one I'm doing the women that wax their beavers at home on their own are fucking crazy savages. Like there's no way it fucking hurts so bad. I was just like bro I was crying. Well you're having them hair ripped off on a lip. That's like having hair ripped off your ball. Yeah no thank you. I'm good. Just sensitive, thin skin. No thank you. Alright, so back to dropping your socials. What are they? Your manager's over here giving me the eye like shut up bitch. It's Justin Danger Nunley. Just look up Justin.

I'm verified on every platform. Look at you. Old blue check mark. I just got YouTube this week. That was a flex. You can get verified on YouTube? Yeah. You ain't yet.

It was the easiest one. Like after you hit a hundred thousand subs, you just... I have almost 400,000. Have you sent, have you done the email yet? No, that's what I have a manager and fucking WME for. Super easy. Easy, easy. Dude, I had to fight TikTok to get my verification.

Like had to fight them. They were not trying to give it to me. I kind of got lucky with TikTok because how I got my verification on there was through like a company. They was like, how are you not verified on here yet? They're like, I know a dude at TikTok. And so he said, submit, submit your thing to me. And then once he got it, he was like, oh, this is why they're not verifying you. Like this link is not good. This link's not good this link here and then I submitted it and you know, I don't ever get that lucky I have to fight for shit. So yeah, that's amazing that that happened for you. Yeah. Well that Justin Are you gonna come back and visit me? Please? All right, please come back. Yeah

Well, I usually like to do like have my guests come back like once a year just check in let's do it Talk about it's just like it like a do you go to the gynecologist once a year absolutely what women do you have to I don't know I mean get your yearly checkup here what about a proctologist you guys I've never done that yet oh yeah it's oh it's coming you'll have to go I'm gonna try to find like a little short Asian doctor to do my do my first prostate exam just tiny little fingers in there? Yeah, just give me the tilt. Just the tilt. Can you imagine like that's what you wanna do

with your life? No, there's a dude at Mel's, right? That when you go into the military, there is a dude, and I've thought about him a lot. Right? Because like he makes you drop your pants in your underwear, and then you have to bend over and spread your cheeks apart.

There's no telling how many assholes this guy has looked at. And everybody, well, I went through the, I went through the military processing here in Nashville, like anybody that joined the military. Why are they checking your assholes just for drugs? I think for like, no hell fuck if I know. They're just having you guys drop them and spread them. It's a part of like humility or like they're just trying to? Well, I mean this.

Mold in your butthole? You know what I thought it was for when I went through because this was before they repealed the don't ask don't tell. Right. I think that they was, I thought. Trying to see. That's what I thought when I went through.

I was like, they trying to see if I'm gay or not Can you tell from a butthole if somebody's gay hell if I know I? Know Justin we're about to get canceled Yeah, I'm gonna Google this is it for hemorrhoids Yeah, look it up because I need to know now we need an answer and we're not mocking any sort of thing We just want to know like why is the military checking but holes? Contraband why do you think Brent? See can do hemorrhoids

Do hemorrhoids But do have that matter hinder you from doing your job? Because I've had a roid before and I can do my job great. That would be like a hernias. No they're checking for hernias ain't they? Hernias is in your stomach. Can you blow a hernia out your butt? No it's in your stomach. You sure? The only thing that's coming out of your ass is a hemorrhoid. Women get them after they have birth. What were they looking for then? You think that dude even worked for the damn government? Listen, if you guys know what they're checking for,

please let us know in the comments because we really want to know. Mimi's over here searching. We want to know. I thought about him not too long ago because that was 18 years ago. That dude was like, he was old then. He's got to be dead by now.

Oh, and that was his life. He spent his golden years looking at buttholes. I mean maybe it was I'm just wondering what medical reason is coming out of your asshole besides a hemorrhoid Or a Fisher you can get a Fisher what's that it's like a just a big old gaping sore, huh? Nevermind anyways Justin Google that yeah Google that that's your next tick-tock. Hey listen, did you know? Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of dumb blonde I will see you guys next week. Bye