Dumb Blonde - The Coven Takes Europe: Karaoke, Chaos & Cologne Mafia

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

Pack your bags, because the Coven is taking you on their wild ride through Europe. From Rome’s sweltering heat and karaoke nights to a Vatican pit stop, nothing was off limits. They dive into Milan’s gritty, industrial vibe and Strasbourg’s charm—complete with powering through a brutal fever just to sample local eats and marvel at the Cologne Cathedral.The adventure ramps up in Cologne with a brush-up against the German mafia before hitting Amsterdam for a tour of the red-light district and a sex museum. Paris brought the Eiffel Tower, major security headaches, and pure exhaustion—but they pushed through. And of course, no trip is complete without travel drama: flight cancellations, rebooked seats, and somehow losing weight after living on nothing but junk food.Along the way, the Coven gets real about the grind of winning over new audiences abroad, the culture shocks (hello, grocery store translation apps), and the difference between being known at home versus starting fresh overseas.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Is this thing on? What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb blonde. Today, it is Dumb blonde European edition. I'm excited. I've got my two favorite hose hounds here. You're what? What are two favorite hose hounds?

I like that. Hose hound. What is a hose hound? I don't know. Hose hound. That's a good hos hound? Let's ask Sunny. Sunny.

I love how you always say words and then you're like, look at how it means. I know what it means. I think it's a fucking animal of some sort. Oh. Well, done. Hello, Sunny. Well, hello again. Great to hear from you.

What's a hose hound? Ah, so a hose hound is usually just a playful or kind of jokey term for someone who's really into hoses. Like maybe someone who loves gardening and is looking out there with the hose or just kind of obsessed with their garden gear. It's not a super... What? It's not an animal? Nope, not an animal at all. It's just a kind of silly nickname people might use.

So no hound was involved. All right. All right. My two hose hounds. I did buy a new plant yesterday. You guys, you love gardening. Yeah. I'm a big fan of hose.

Yep. Me too. Hose hound. I always thought it was a fucking an animal. What do you feel like this animal would look like? Yeah. I think I probably heard it in like a Disney movie and just fucking it stuck with me. Or I think fucking Jim Carrey says it in a movie.

And it just, you know, my autism. You remember the weirdest. Yes, you remember the weirdest things in songs. I know. You and songs for everything is odd. Yeah, I love it. We went to Europe, guys. We did Europe.

Yeah. We went to motherfucking Europe. Wild. Let's start. Let's talk about it. So, Mimi did a great job. Oh, planning the trip. Killed it.

She killed it. She did really, really good with planning the trip, tour manager memes. and so we get on a flight and I did the first class like um what do they call it like a pod I guess it wasn't an emirates pod so don't think it's like that fancy but it was a delta one pod and the first one was amazing I loved it I had my own little shelter where I could hide and truck and you know granted listen I'm 160 pounds and I'm 160 pounds and I I was uncomfortable in how small that place was. If you're like once you close the door, was it like,

Oh, the, the bed is so narrow that it's impossible. If you're bigger than 160 pounds, there's no way that you're going to be comfortable in that. Like, I was very uncomfortable. And it was a 10-hour flight.

So I was just like, it's almost like you feel like you're in a coffin. And so your feet go in, what happens is it's the seat that's sitting up and then you hit this button and your feet go into this hole. So you're literally completely surrounded. You can't move your legs. You can't spread your legs.

You can't do anything. You literally just have to sleep. That's kind of terrifying. No, it is. It's very terrifying. But it was way better than having to sit up the entire flight. So I'll take it. And I'm not complaining that's first world problems, whatever.

We could have flown on Jay's jet, but I'm sorry. I'm not doing a 10-hour fucking flight in a private jet. I don't know how he does that. It scares the fuck out of me. A lot of water. I'm telling you guys, the fucking turbulence that you experience in a private jet is not the same turbulence that you experience in a commercial airline. I will fly commercial airline over private jet any chance I get because I am so freaked

out by the fucking turbulence that you feel in a jet. We've literally like fucking done like a loop in the air before. When we were coming in LA, oh, scared me. Hated that. No. Hated that. And there's nothing you can do. You literally don't know how out of control you are until you have an airplane flinging

you around. Yeah. That's why all these people I'm seeing like on TikTok that are reporting all this crazy turbulence and stuff, I'm like, I get it. I understand. Like, it's the scariest thing you'll ever go through. So we get on this 10-hour flight. We head straight to Rome and let's talk about.

round we show up to the Airbnb and they don't believe in AC no okay first of all you skip the whole thing at the airport oh so it's illegal for these cars to pick you up because of how many terrorists attacks they have like we're used to walking off of a jet yeah going to a terminal and being picked up yeah they again first world problems We're not complaining. We're just telling you guys what had happened. This was us unexpectedly. There's like small details in Europe that like people really don't talk about, I guess.

Yeah. I would have never thought that you have to walk two miles. Well, it's not just that. It's not just that. Maybe he's not even giving you the full picture. Imagine being on a flight for 10 hours getting no fucking sleep because you're flying through the night of when you would normally be asleep. You're getting off a flight at 6 or 7 a.m.

in the morning no sleep sun beating down in your face you have at least three or four suitcases with you because you're literally going to tour europe and you're having to walk two and a half three miles to get to a car that's picking you up when i end the heat nobody lady nobody has a see out there you are fucking miserable it is so miserable and i'm just like oh my god and we got cussed out yeah that lady was crazy we got cussed out the we were like trying to figure out where we're going and this lady just starts screaming at us to get out of her fucking way and i'm sorry listen italian women love you guys but you guys are not nice okay you guys are very aggressive and mean and you guys tell it like it is like i get it and listen we're

in your country we deserve it yeah you know if you come to nashville we're probably going to yell at you you know so i get it it's a fair it's an even trade but anyways so we we we go through all that and then we get to the air bambi well everyone also moves way slower in europe yeah we're like this and they're like we're like get the bags in let's go get the cars and they're like huh yeah they're like don't you want to breathe in the air we're like no we want a bed we fucking are tired. So we get to the Airbnb and it's in a not great part of town, which is crazy because it's only five minutes away from a great part of town. Yeah. The way that it works out there. So we get, and I know it sounds like all we're doing is complaining, but I promise

you it gets better. So just bear with us. Well, I found out it's like a very artsy type district. That's a great way to put it. It's very artsy. But in Italy, everything is fucking closed until night time. Yeah. So we're literally in this city when we pull up and everything is closed. And I'm like, is it fucking the apocalypse? What is happening? No one's on the streets.

Nobody's on the streets. Nobody's working nothing. And they're like, no, it just doesn't open up until late. Like seven o'clock. Yeah. And we're like, oh, okay. So we go up into this Airbnb. And when we get in there, it definitely was not how it looked online.

And, but it. ended up being a safe space. I love it. It was home. It was home. It was literally home for us. And the man who we rented it from was an absolute doll and they were so sweet. But yeah, there was no AC and I almost had a fucking nervous breakdown because we're going through all of this. We're all hot. We're all tired. And I'm just like, just get us to a fucking hotel. Well, coming to find out, my husband's like, baby, even if you move to a hotel, it's still going to be hot. They do AC. um like wall

swamp coolers yeah so like they don't have like central AC like we have theirs are like by room and clearly no one had been in this Airbnb recently so nothing was turned on yeah so he's like the guy's trying to tell us in a broken language like just give it a second it will cool down just give it a little bit and we're like no what I'm like air now I'm sorry but I my anxiety kicks in when I get overheated and it just I was like I don't talk to us when we're literally hot. about to have a panic attack in the middle of room. I was like, oh my God, I just want to go home.

And we had just gotten there. And I'm like, I'm ready to go home. So anyways, once the AC starts kicking on, we, you know, start getting settled in. We tried to look to go to another hotel, but everything was like booked. And it was just, I don't know. It was just crazy trying to do anything. It was going to be too much to like make that kind of movement. Going to be too much.

And then what did we do the first day? I forget. everyone went and napped so me Monica and Jaime were like we don't want to sleep because we want to get in this European like groove of like sleep yeah so we took off and everyone mapped which they are eight hours ahead of us so if it's 9 a.m. in Nashville it's 5 p.m. there so your day is already almost over yeah you know like I think that was the hardest thing to get adjusted to was the time change it was like so crazy Like you always flip-flopping your day, literally. We always went to bed at like five or six a.m. Yeah. Every night. And you feel like you're going crazy.

After like the third or fourth day, you're like, fuck it. I'm just not going to sleep. And you literally get catnaps in. Yes. Yeah. While you can. Absolutely. There's no no sleep.

If you're not, you don't live in Europe, you're not sleeping. No. And yeah, it's crazy. Or eating. I literally felt like I ate. There was two times I went 24 hours without food. because I feel like you would eat

it was like everything was closed we didn't know how to like get into that schedule like well Monica me and Jaime went grocery shopping totally different

out there there's not like a Kroger yeah so I'm like I'm thinking like I'm going to be able to have my meal preps in Europe and I'm like okay

Mimi's like lay down because you're grumpy let me in Momo go to the grocery store we're going to get you like you know ground chicken

and bacon and eggs and you know stuff that I get like our normal staple coffee even for Tasha and they came back and I'm like what the fuck is this yeah they came back with like hot dogs and fucking yeah it was yogurt I've never seen before they didn't even have honey like it was crazy yeah and maybe this was a part of town that we were in maybe there's a different part of town we should have gone to but within the town that we were in or the area we were in there wasn't just options

like that and like Jaime and I were like in the water section just like water is wild now yeah the water is wild and it was all sparkly so then we like we're like let's go to the store zante yeah we know now yeah we finally were like Google we're taking pictures and asking chat of every single thing in the store to finally figure out like okay this was what is it was called still or just or natural natural yeah yeah natural yeah that's how you found out it wasn't sparkling So after we got some rest and some, you know, we started like stirring, we ended up going downstairs to the pizza place. There was one pizza place that was open.

And I was like, okay, we're going to try pizza in Italy. When I tell you this pizza was the best pizza I've ever fucking had in my life, that is when the trip started turning around. I was like, oh my God, the pizza from that one little place. She never got any. She slept through it. I also was trying to be healthy and I don't know why I even. No, she missed out. bro.

I wish I would have eaten it. Some of the best pizza I've ever had in my life. It was so good. So fucking good. And then we ended up going and exploring. I think it was the next day. That night. That night.

That night. We got ready. That's where we found our hole in the wall. Yes. We went to the Coliseum. We went to our favorite restaurant. Was that all in the same damn night? We went to the Trevi Fountain.

Yeah. Same night. No, we didn't do Trevi Fountain that night. I don't know. It all running. That was a niche. Listen, it all runs together. But isn't that where we found our hole in the wall

restaurant? That night one is when we, and we weren't even supposed to go to that restaurant. I had chosen a restaurant like two up, but they were packed. It was one in the morning. Yes. It was one in the morning in Rome time.

So we decided to go out exploring. And first of all, the streets there are crazy. Like they're all cobblestone. Yes. And people, they have these restaurants that are just lined on this cobblestone street and people are just eating outside. Like it is such a fucking vibe.

It is so beautiful. It doesn't even seem real. It's just like it's honestly insane how fucking cool it is out there. I fell in love with Rome and literally left a piece of my heart in Rome because it was just the most beautiful and inviting and welcoming and warm place ever. They don't believe in tipping out there. Yeah. They won't let you tip them.

It's almost rude. Yeah. When they serve you dinner, you're going to be sitting there for a good two to three hours. Everything comes out very slow and they want you to enjoy your time with each other and they want you to like talk and fellowship. It's an experience. Yeah, it's an experience. And so we went to this restaurant and when I tell you, Mimi got the best fucking lasagna. I want to go back to Rome just to have this lasagna.

100%. They were playing the weekend. on feckin the radio the the ambiance was beautiful we were sitting outside all of us ordered food i got these vegetables that i ordered probably four fucking plates of it because they were so fucking good yes they were so good that was the best squash i've ever had in my oh my god it was so good and like we were all trying each other's food and it was just like it was really a moment and it was just so um i don't know it was like i always like i always opening and just beautiful and it was just really getting to experience a different culture.

It was amazing. I love how we all ate family style the entire trip. It wasn't just that one, but everyone was like, I want to try this. So you order that and I'll order this. And I'll just put it on the table. Like, yeah, it was very family. That's always like how I grew up was family style meals. It's like throw everything in the middle.

Everyone gets to try it. That's my absolute favorite because the lamb at that place too was hands down. You remember that lamb? I made everyone try the lamb. That lamb was the best. There was zero gaminess to it. It was just pure and I think about it often. Well, you know what doesn't belong in your epic summer plans?

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dinner gets done and it's probably like you know two or three in the morning in fucking Rome so we're like okay let's go we have to get gelato and you guys know I can't eat sugar but they went and got gelato and it looked phenomenal I didn't get to try any of it but Tasha has never had chocolate ice cream in her entire life which that was the craziest thing ever to me how the fuck I never knew that I have no idea but she got chocolate gelato and she was like dude this is the best thing I've ever had in my life it was so good and so we ended up going back home. All of us had to take fucking Benadryl to try to like get to sleep. None of us went to bed until like I think I played on the piano. Haley sang with me. We posted a clip of that. That was great. Yeah. It was great. And then we all ended up going to sleep at like seven or eight in the morning. And then we would wake up at like four or five. And then that by that time, Jay had flown in because we were meeting. The whole point of us being in Europe was because we were meeting Jay out on tour and, you know, because he's on tour with Postie right now. And shout out to Postie for letting, you know, having us on this tour. and also just being able to be a part of it and shout out to my husband for always wanting us with him. So he was finally in town. So I went and saw him at his, where did we meet up at?

I think I saw him at his hotel room, right? And then him and I ended up going to dinner that was right across from the Coliseum. And listen, your girl loves food, okay? I'm a foodie. But I don't know what happened. happen to boogey roll. But this man will pick out the most expensive fucking restaurant anywhere we go.

And I hate it because one, you can't ever pronounce the food. Two, the food that they bring you out is like, this big. It's a morsel. You don't even get it. Your meal is a morsel. And it's like, I don't know. I just don't feel like I fit there. I don't belong there.

Like give me a fucking. Take us to the lasagna alleyway. Literally. Take me to lasagna. lasagna alleyway any day. But we were with friends and I get it. You know, Jay's like whatever. Even Jay was like, this is a little much. You know, he was like, this is crazy. So at the dinner table. And this is where we get into the story of Bunny breaks her sobriety, which, well, we're going to talk about it. Um, so we're sitting there and my husband doesn't drink anymore either because he's

really been on this journey to lose weight. And like, I haven't drank since 2018. If I do, which I will tell you guys, like, yes, I've drank on, you know, anniversary. I think it was an anniversary and then one other time. I can't remember exactly. Oh, it was beer with Haley. I drank beer in Vegas with Haley. But that, two times that I've drank. Is there any other times?

Yeah, we drank tequila one time, or no, vodka one time in Miami together. And it was literally a sip. She took like literally maybe one beer. She took and then she went, I'm done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah so like it's not like drinking right it's not like drinking but we'll get into that where i'm going to talk about that um so anyways we're sitting at the dinner table and my husband he doesn't drink anymore at all and he just were looking at the coliseum that's right behind us

and we're just like dude this is such a vibe and he's like baby let's drink tonight and i'm just like i don't know you know because i'm like what am i going to drink i can't drink fucking vodka because i'm not going to drink an open bottle from a bar or anything like that like i have to be able to hold on to it. So I was like, you know what? We're in Rome. I'm going to drink with you. I'll have some wine. So I start drinking pino grigio, which is just, you know, wine at the dinner table. Well, my husband is on this extreme health kick. So he chat GPTs what is like the cleanest tequila in Rome to drink. And he figures it out, right? He's like sitting there dissecting and typing. And like, I mean, for a good 30 minutes, he's like trying to figure out what's,

it's not going to disrupt his gut, right? Figures it out and he starts ordering it and right. And he's drinking it and I try to sip of it. And it was some of the strongest shit I've ever had in my life. And I was like, no, this will put fucking hair on my nipples. I'm not drinking this. I'm going to drink my fucking pino grigio. Well, come to find out, he's like, Scott, have a shot.

So Scott takes a shot and Scott goes, this is fucking brandy. He's like, this is a tequila. And my husband's face went from smiling to fuck. he was like oh fuck because jay has such a bad stomach to find out that he was drinking brandy he was like oh fuck my stomach's gonna be fuck and he's like well i'm already two three shots in so i might as well just keep going he's like i'm just gonna fucking drink brandy tonight and i'm like oh god here we go so anyways we finish up dinner everybody meets us at the restaurant and my husband has this thing where and i had by then i had drank like i think one glass of wine so um

everybody meets us my husband brings these scooters on tour with him everywhere he goes and i i've always thought it was crazy i just never had the urge to get on one but i was like you know what i'm in rome i had one glass of wine i'm gonna fucking try a scooter if it works it works if it doesn't it doesn't and so jay taught me how to ride a scooter right there on the side of the street in fucking Rome and we started writing these scooters all throughout Rome. And I'm telling you, it was a huge mob of us. Mimi was on one. All of us were in the car with Michelangelo. Haley tried really hard. Haley tried really hard to ride a scooter. And in the end, she ended up writing a scooter and we'll get there. But anyways, so I mean, imagine this. You're

with your entire friends, your entire family and you're in Rome and everybody's just having a blast. and we're riding scooters through fucking Rome, okay? Just look, like, we look to the left, the Vatican's there. We, you know, like, we look to the right. Go through the Coliseum. Yeah, like, I mean, like, it was a fucking video game. Don't skip what happened at the Vatican. Oh, we're going to get there.

Okay. We're going to get there. Okay. So anyways, in the midst of this, my husband, like the, the, uh, the, uh, southerner that he is, finds the nearest hole in the wall bar and he's like let's just go in here babe and I'm like babe I love you I'm not drinking anymore like I had a glass of wine with you that's it and he's like okay cool whatever so we go in this bar and Irish pub it's an Irish pub always an Irish pub only Irish pub that is in fucking Rome yeah and we go in this bar and it's a fucking vibe I think it was called

scholars yes scholars in Rome shout out to scholars in Rome those two bar centers there were fucking amazing amazing so sweet and i mean like they they were just so sweet and the cool thing is is barely anybody knows who we are somebody ran up to j and was like teddy swims and then he sang teddy swims to prove it was teddy swims and he's like don't tell anybody who i am i'm teddy swims all night like it was so funny dude right and we're sitting there and you know we're all just hanging out just it's they're playing music whatever well a door opens and i look and i was like is that fucking karaoke and fucking jay is like is that karaoke and i was like oh it's karaoke and he was like we're gonna fucking karaoke and i was like all right cool so he's ordering my husband is ordering

shots for the bar and by this time he's gonna he's drinking tequila because the brandy that he was drinking they couldn't find it anywhere so he had to switch and he turns to me and he's like baby come on just one more drink and i'm like fine i'm like if you can get me my own bottle of pino grigio that i can carry with me and that i can pop the top off of i'll drink with you now this is where we need to have the discussion of my sobriety i think a lot of people think that i was an alcoholic in my former life and i that wasn't my drug of choice my drug of choice was more. No, I'm just kidding. My drug of choice was cocaine and Xanax. That is, those were my vices was cocaine and Xanax. Alcohol was just always prevalent because I grew up in Vegas and, um, alcohol

was like a tool to you. Yeah. And I never had a problem with alcohol. I had a severe problem with cocaine and Xanax. I overdosed on Xanax twice, which you guys will read in my book. Cocaine fucking ruined my life. Zanax ruined my life. Ruin. Friendship. I mean, you name it. And I understand that everybody has a, I want to try to say this is, you know, as dignified and diplomatic as possible. Everybody has their own idea of what sobriety is.

And I respect that. Everyone's perspective is very different on sobriety. Everybody's perspective is different. I was not the type of person who ever had to go to rehab or whoever needed. like alcoholics, anonymous, or stuff like that. I got sober because of my health, my mental health, and because I didn't want drugs

and I didn't want alcohol in my body anymore, which I dive into this whole sobriety journey in my book, and you guys will be able to read about it. So while I want to be sensitive to other people who are in sobriety, please do not ever do anything that I do. Just because I can have a drink does not mean that I fell off the wagon and I'm going to be drinking every night again. Whereas somebody who is really battling that demon can see me drinking and be like, oh, well, if she did it, I did it and then completely wrecked their entire sobriety. Please don't do that.

I am self-aware enough to know that I do have a huge platform and that, you know, I do influence people to do certain things. and that is not one of them. I don't want you to ever ruin your sobriety because you see me drinking. I understand that with sobriety, a lot of people are like, it's black and white. Yes. You either are sober or you're not.

And 99.9% of the time, I am sober. I haven't had cocaine or Xanax even since I cannot even fucking remember. 2017. I think when I was going through my suicidal ideation, I tried to get a script of Xanax to see if it would calm me. me down and it calmed me down too much because I hadn't had it in my system for so long that it freaked me out and I couldn't take Xanax anymore. So I don't know exactly when the last time was that I had a Xanax. But cocaine for sure have not had since 2017. But I think a lot of people need

to realize that my journey is not their journey. And all of our journeys are different. Again, I'm going to say just because I will have an occasional drink and let my hair down with my husband when I say occasional I mean one every fucking five years maybe yeah yeah every blue moon and my drinking isn't like heavy it's not like it's like I'm sipping and like you know I don't let myself get out of you're not like taking seven shots yeah exactly no it's not like a wild time or anything like that I posted a video of me holding a bottle of wine because I wanted to be honest that's why my caption was I drank y'all because I'm never going to mislead or pretend to be something that I'm not. And a lot of people are like, oh, she only caters to sobriety when it fits

her and her husband's narrative. And it's like, first of all, I've been sober since before it was fucking cool. 2017, people were not talking about their sobriety journeys. People were not barely even on the sober wagon. This was when everybody was getting fucked up still. And like, it was pills and partying and all that shit. I didn't know anybody that was sober. When I used to tell people that I didn't do pills or cocaine anymore, they were, they were. were like, what? And then when I, in 2018, when I stopped drinking, people were like, wait, you don't drink? Like, it was a weird thing. I've never done anything to ever try to manipulate or persuade the masses. That's never been me. I've always just had my own journey and I've always

been honest about it. So saying that much, that is what happened. So my husband gets me this bottle of pino grigio and I pop the top on it. And if you can see in videos, I'm literally walking around with my hand my thumb tightly knit over this bottle of fucking uh pino grigio and that was my i just slipped on it all night long and that was my you know thing so anyways we fucking end up going into this fucking karaoke room and when we go in this karaoke room it is fucking packed full of people singing i mean it was such a fucking vibe and then it happened we walk in and this fucking cute little guy that was sitting down looks up at me and he goes, mommy.

And I was like, yes, because I was so like, I was amazed that he even knew who we were. And he goes, jelly? And I was like, yes. And he's like, oh my God, you guys are so cool. I love you. And like he was so happy we're there. The whole table knew us. And then, of course, you know, it started spreading.

But even then half the people there didn't even know who we are. It was so fun. We get up on stage. We're singing Jay's favorite fucking karaoke song, which is Bob Seeger. What is it? Just take those old records off the shelf. Good time. What is it called?

What is it? Is it good time rock and roll? No. It's, oh my God. Old time rock and roll. Is it old time? Just take that. I don't know.

That old time rock and roll. You know, I don't know. Me either. It might be old time rock and roll. I don't know. Anyways, Bob's see your song. We were up there. We were having a class.

Josh Adam Myers was up there. He jumped up on the bar and that man physically removed him. Yeah. No, it was so funny. It was just such a vibe. So we sing and we, you know, have fun in the karaoke place. And then it starts getting really packed because I think like people are learning that we're there and stuff like that. So I made Jay leave because I was like, I love you, but I don't want to turn into a meet and great.

This is our time. Like, let's get on the scooters and roll. So we roll and we are, you know, now we're like just feeling great and it's perfect outside. And we are, Jay's like, let's go to the Vatican. So we go to the fucking Vatican, right? We trust Tony to take us to the Vatican. The Gooch. Within the group, everyone knows you do not listen to Tony.

No. Never listen to Tony. Where do we end up? Some random hill that we had to push our scooters up. You couldn't even ride it in this roundabout. And he'll never admit. He'll never admit when he's fucking a bad tour guide. Guards up.

And he's like, we just got to go through here. And all of us are like, no. Yeah. We're not going through this guarded alleyway, my guy. Yeah. And then she goes like, maybe turn on the GPS. And I was like, all right. We were a block away.

Like we weren't even in the right spot at all. Yeah, I followed you guys in the car. I was like, this is not the Vatican. Bro, these cars pull up and I'm like, oh my gosh, who is this? Me and Michelangelo. Michael Angelo was our driver in Rome. He was the best fucking human ever. When I tell you this man would drive us places and sing to us.

Yes. While he was driving, so good. He sounded like Michael Bublae. Yes. And he was just so sweet and just, he was just so loving and like, I don't know, he just was so accepting. He was about his wife and kid. Yeah. He was so accepting of us and, like, just loved us.

He gave us gifts at the end. I know. He gave us gifts. I made him auditors. this book he gave us. I was like, give me your autograph. Yeah, but he's so sweet. So anyways, we get to the Vatican. We all roll up on our scooters and I'm going to post this video after my husband performs at the Vatican because he goes to meet the Pope this week. And I'm just been sitting on it. But he, we pull up to the Vatican and he's like, I know you guys know this

about my husband because I've posted it numerous times when he is slightly even buzzed. And he sees a body of water. Fountain, pond, lake, river, pool. He doesn't care. He is heading straight for it. I don't know when this started. I don't know how it started. I've seen my husband's butt crack climbing out of fucking every sort of body of water

every time that he's drawn for the past decade. Well, you guys know they have a fountain in front of the Vatican. And he's like, let's go get in the fountain and I'm like honey and there's literally Vatican police sitting right there just waiting for us to do something and I'm like no let's not and he's like come on and like we literally have a banter back and forth and this is all on video and I'll post it eventually but we have a banter back and forth I had to talk this man off the ledge about not getting in the freaking Vatican fountain and finally I just looked at him and I said

because he's a Sagittarius, you're not going to win with him. I looked at him and I just said, and with him, you have to make him think it's his idea. And I just like, get in the pool, just fine, go, get in it, do it, hurry up. They're watching, you know? I was like, just go, go do it. And he's like, no, I'm not going to do it. Literally 20 minutes of arguing with him. He's like, no, I'm not going to do it.

Security was literally like, hey, guys, Vatican's its own city. They have no laws. They're going to take you out. Yeah. He doesn't care who you are. He goes, but I can just go get in the fountain. And he was like, but you can't. Yeah.

No, he was dead set on going into the fountain. So, and that was our night in Rome. Oh, no. Oh, did I forget something? Scott. Oh. Yeah, we go back to scholars. Cannot glaze over that.

We decide to go try to find food. Jay takes off, doesn't listen to the GPS. And we end up on a random road. And he's like, back to the pub. Yeah. And so we all meet up. at this like statue and mind you some of the scooters we have are fully charged on tour with j scooters while the other group because there's so many of us at this point are on rental

scooters so we're like hoping and praying on battery life scott's dies and someone's like here Scott you can have this scooter that is jellies mind you not the same speed and for those of you who don't know, Scott is Jay's brother. Uncle Scott. We're talking about Uncle Scott. Decides to gun it and he whiskey throttles this scooter. Mini scorpions through the cobblestone and just

leaves a nipple in Rome. It was so loud. I just look over and he go, hoop. Okay, so before he fucking decided to face plant in cobblestone, I look over and I tell you what, it was the slowest fall. I've ever seen.

For it to be that and just fucking loud, he hit that cobblestone so slow but so heavy and then slid like a cartoon character. And all you could hear was, and I thought it was an old man because I can't see in the night without my glasses. I was like, and then I walked up and I was like, Scott, are you okay? Like I felt so bad for him.

And he got up, he's like, yep, I'm all right. Just hurt my pride. no his that nipple stayed hard for 48 hours straight he had road rash she had road rush on his nipple road rush so bad and the next day he goes feel it it's still hard oh it was just such a beautiful night we head back to the pub yep we went back to the pub but we didn't stay for long no and then we ended up going because we had this huge balcony at j's suite at the hotel that and we just fucking partied on the... It ends up. 50 pizzas.

We ordered... 50 pizzas. Oh good. Bologna pizza. Yeah. That pizza you ate. That pizza was so good. I fed it to you.

Monica was so lit. She had to be escorted to her room because she was just like, that she was a fucking idiot. I mean, it was crazy. That's when I decided to start drinking. Yeah. So you just got back from your summer vacation. Maybe you might have even had to book two hotel rooms because of your last.

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champagne yeah which i don't know how you guys drinks champagne bro we had 50 pizzas and six bottles of champagne playing heads up yeah and then all of a sudden you could just tell j was kind of I left. I went and got in the shower. I was like, fuck you guys. I'm going to bed. You literally Irish goodbye to everyone. You said, it's my favorite. Bye. Yeah. Not even that. And then all of a sudden you could tell Jay goes, he comes out and he starts organizing the pizza. And I look over and I was like, guys, time to go. Time to go. No and down while that man hasn't cleaned up anything ever in his fucking life. And it was so funny because he came inside and I was like, did you tell everybody they had to go? Why did everybody leave? And he goes, yeah, I told. told him. I was like, whatever. When then I told you guys, I said, did Jay go out there and tell you

guys to go? And he was like, the way he said it was, you guys want to take this food home? That is my passive aggressive husband. Here, take all this. Yeah. He gave us like seven pizzas each. And then like we were just grabbing bottles. Everyone walked out with champagne bottles. We went back to the house. We drank it all. Oh my gosh. Until six o'clock in the morning. We ate pizza. And drink. But I was not hung over the next day. No. No.

I mean, I didn't drink enough to be hung over. But like it was literally like, I don't know. Their alcohol out there is different. It was very clean. I drink more then than I have in like a year. Yeah, I didn't have, I didn't feel like mentally fucked up or anything like that the next day. And then the next day we were leaving, right? Oh, yeah.

We decided to drink the night before we all have to leave. Yeah. And so we were supposed to wake up to do a tour of the Vatican. Yes. And we were just like, fuck that because it was like a four-hour tour. Didn't know that. Yeah. When we got like the menu, five-hour tour.

She goes, how long is it going to be? And I said, it says four to five hours. Because we had done a tour at the Coliseum, which was beautiful. That was amazing. Oh, my God. But it was about a two-and-a-half-hour long thing, two-hour. I thought we were just doing the Coliseum. Yeah.

Why'd they take us through town? Yeah, they took us to. Caesar died. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I learned to ask how long the tour was. And when I found out that it was four or five hours, I was like, eh, let's just go to fucking St.

Peter's, right? So I'm like, we'll just be able to walk in. Yeah, we're just going to stroll in there real quick. We'll just show up, right? So Michelangelo takes us before the airport, which is why we're in sweats. A lot of people were like, how could you go to the church just like that?

And first of all, we didn't plan on going to that church. We didn't plan on doing anything. We thought we were just going straight to the airport. Yeah. But I was like, we're in Rome. have to go see the fucking St. Peter's, right? So we get there and there is a line that I have, we were there the night before. Nobody was there. The next day, we weren't getting in there. It was closed off. They said after a certain amount of people go in, like it would be cut off.

I don't know how we met Rocco from India. Rocko met us. Yeah, Rocco met us. He walked up and he's like, he knew. He's like, hey, you guys want to get in? And I was like, no. Because I do we had, we were on phone calling every resource we had to say, can you get us into here somehow? And everyone said, no. Yeah. And Rocco was like, I can get you in. And I'm like, get away. Like, I don't trust you. And I even told him that. I was like, dude, you're probably a scammer. I was like, go away. You know? And he's like, okay. And then he comes back and he's like, I can still get you guys in. Like he just, his disposition was so sweet. And finally, I was like, you know what? What do we have to fucking lose? I was like, how much is it? And I don't think it was even. It's like 25 bucks

Yeah, it was like 25 bucks a person. Guyash tours, G-Y-A-S-H, G-Y-A-S-H, G-E-A-S-Tours. Yes, I think. Gash Tours in Rome, 25 bucks a person. They do not let you tip at all, which is crazy. Yeah, we asked, and he said, no. Yeah, like, they're not allowed to accept tips for some reason. And I was just like, all right, Rocco, do your thing, and we videoed it.

So we put it on, I told them, I was like, if you get us in, I'll promote you. on my TikTok and we did and it got like a million views and I'm so happy I really hope that that helped Rocco out but he literally got us right in like he said he would why you kept turning around you're like it's working yeah you know because I'm from America they will run a scam on you like hard no but Rocco was so sweet and he walked us all the way up to the door and we got to walk through the Holy Door which I haven't even posted that yet we have so much content I made one vlog it's overwhelming Yeah, it's so much content that it's like I have to dissect it and just piece it out because it's just so much. But we went into St. Peters and we've seen a lot of cathedrals on this trip.

A lot. The first one in Rome was honestly one of my favorites. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which one? The first one was just the colors of it. That's when the statue like came here. We didn't even talk about that. Oh, which one was it?

The thing like dropped in the statue was right there and then it like glowed. Was that the one that we saw on the. street corner or something like that or the other one you found it on ticot because you said it glows yeah that it was a light show oh was that in rome yeah i forget what what uh church that was the name of that yeah look it up so we so also while we were in rome we went and looked at a bunch of cathedrals i can't even believe we glossed over that but you know we're obsessed with gothic architecture so mimi loves it i love it hayley loves it i'ma loves it we just love i don't know something about being in those gothic churches just like ignites my soul on

fire. And we went and saw so much beautiful architecture. And they have this light show that happens in between 530 and 630 every night. Yes, because we got there. We were like, it's not happening. Yeah. And they have us on Shaggy Beach. You're trying to figure out why. Okay. So it's considered, it's called the Church of God, but it's like Pisa del something. Yeah. Yeah. We'll put it in here. Yeah. We'll put it in here for you guys. If you guys ever get to run, please go see that. And then we were just walking. I think we were shopping that day. And there was a cathedral or church on the street corner. And I'm like, let's just go in here and look.

Went in there and looked. It was so beautiful. Beautiful. So we go into St. Peters. Rocco gets us into St. Peters. And we walk in there.

And it was kind of like, and I don't mean to be disrespectful when I say this, but it was very lackluster. It was grand is the best. Like it was big, but not architecturally. There was nothing beautiful about it. Except the altar part. in the middle. Yeah. And they had like some domes with a lot of it. It wasn't like a traditional cathedral though. Yes. It was almost like I don't know. It didn't have that like gothic. It was kind of museumy.

It didn't feel good either. That was like it's a great way. It looked like a museum. Yeah. It felt like a museum. Yeah. It didn't feel good. It just wasn't a vibe. Mimi and I even got into a little argument there. Like it was not even a fucking vibe at all, which is so crazy because they have this fucking door that you're supposed to walk that they only have opened every 25 years. Yeah, so it's going to close soon or something like that and it won't open back up again. Yeah. Yeah. It was my least favorite church on this entire trip.

Yeah. Yeah. There was nothing that I felt that I felt with all the other ones. You can look at my camera roll. 50,000 videos of it. This one I was just kind of like. Yeah. It wasn't a vibe.

There was too many people in there. And the way they were shuffling people in and out just felt so. we kept losing each other it was a maze it was like it was like you only can go left here right here there's a one way street over here and it was like it didn't feel welcoming that's a really good way to put it it didn't feel like it was like come experience this versus the other church was like you would walk in and everyone's quiet yeah yeah and they just felt so welcoming it was like please come have a seat this one was like glass chairs yeah it was it was very different than anything else.

So then after that, we have to say goodbye to Michelangelo, and we were so sad because we just loved him to pieces. He dropped us off at the airport. Saying to us all the way to the airport. I know. We drops us off at the airport. And then from there, Jay had to go to Switzerland, right? Or we went to Milan.

He went to Milan. Oh, yeah, that's right. He went to Milan and then we went to where? Oh, we went to Milan too. We met him in Milan. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Should we look at the note and see if we missed it?

yeah you guys were an hour in on this podcast and we haven't even gotten halfway through our trip we're in Rome still yeah groceries yeah that was oh covering knees and shoulders in churches yeah so when you do go to these churches and you go to visit these churches make sure that your knees and chest are covered but there was a lot of people whose shoulders were exposed I feel like that was a very personal choice yeah even though there was signs a lot of people were exposed yeah yeah and they weren't enforcing it no either no no so I don't think it's disrespectful. I think as long as you're modestly covered if you're wearing a tank top and like something, you know, of course, some of us like, you know, Mo had her stomach showing and stuff like that.

So we needed to cover her up before we went in there. But, you know, I wore a fully covered sweatsuit in there. Also want to talk about the fact that like we got there and I thought we had prepared so well for Europe. We all sent each other like plugs to buy. And, And, like, all this kind of stuff. Yeah, let's talk about the plugs. We ordered. God, I hate the plugs. They change in every city you go to.

Yes. Like, we had, and then, like, with the AC situation, we ordered six fans, guys. Oh, yeah. It's a must to have a traveling fan if you're in your life. They will save your life and you will be so thankful you have one. So, so thankful with the fans and, like, the water bottles and the lids. Yeah. Guys, I hate it.

Lids don't come off. I didn't mind it. See, I'm OCD and I like to always have my lids. lids on. So to me, it was a heaven scent. It felt like I was constantly getting teabagged. I was literally. Yeah. Well, I learned a trick with them. So when you open them up, you have to twist it down. No, you have to bend them all the way back and they stay down. What? Yeah. Instead of being like up like this. I finally figured it out at the end. And then it stays down.

Yeah. Well, I just yanked that bitch off. Yeah. I didn't mind them. But that's my contamination OCDs. So I loved it. You were so happy the lid was right there the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't get sit down on anything. But even like, So we have, like, tools we need to use. You know, I still do hair and you do makeup. So you have to have certain lights and I have to have certain tools. And we bought these like converters. And my converters worked great in Rome, guys.

Worked great in Milan. Yeah. They don't work all over the place. Yeah. Constantly changing. Hated that. Yeah, that was crazy. So I didn't love Milan.

Milan was a completely different vibe. Yes. The people. It felt like I was in, like, New York. Yeah. It's very businessy. It's very like just, like Rome is like the country and then Milan is like the city. Yeah.

And they said that's like where all like the infrastructure is like all the industry. They said that's Milan is industry. So it's like where the headquarters are while Rome preserved a lot of history. But we ate breakfast at this little nook in Milan. I loved that. And it was the best eggs I've ever had my fucking life. good guys i don't even eat scrambled eggs and fucking where were you we were getting ready yeah yeah you were getting ready but we ate this breakfast and it was so amazing and then we even did a little

grocery shopping for the bus because we finally were getting our bus thank god that night um and we went to like this little grocery store and it was all vegan and like it was really cool it was it was a vibe let's talk about the fact we can't find anything ever in the grocery store she was like honey and so i'm like over there and i'm like i don't know what any of this means. So I just like sit there and scan. Chat GPD was our best friend while we're at. Yes. I had to decipher which waters to drink. I had to take pictures of it and send it to chat GBT too. Yes. Yeah. So we were only in Milan for less than 24 hours. We had a show. Yeah. Daddy played a festival and Milan was lit. Everybody loved in there. But it was very, it was rainy the whole

time. Yep. It was right. It was a dreary. Very dreary. But that night we got our on our European tour bus, which European tour buses you guys if you follow me on social media you've seen the tour below

American tour buses out of the water I've never been so comfortable and slept so good on a bus than I did on our European bus

they do it right in Europe fucking right baby they literally I'm just like how does that fit in a lane

though because it's three because it's three well it's tall it's not wide it's wild to me my head can't wrap around the fact that like there's like couches and chairs and i can still walk but like i'm smushing a little car and i can reach the other side and i'm in a lane yeah crazy but yeah my brain doesn't understand that but that literally was so well thought out it had it had its own suite for just the driver yeah yeah

it was technically three stories crazy it's like a try to have a lounge upstairs next to the bunks the Bones were like double than what they are in American. Even Bear fully, like, he fit in it. Wow. He couldn't walk in it. Poor Bear and Jaime smacked their heads so many times. I even got it a couple of times. I got my forehead in this like emergency exit.

And I mean, I about knocked myself out. I saw Tweety Bird. It was bad, guys. So we get on the bus. And then this is when we kind of part ways with Daddy for a minute. we we decided to go to this city called strasburg strouganoff france is where we went strogan off france and strasburg france it's it's strasburg but i could not for the life of me remember the fucking name of this place and let me tell you what happened to me when i got to stralsberg

france we get there the first night the first day i feel like i'm coming down with something it was like when you got on the bus yeah and you just immediately yeah yeah yeah yeah you really thought you text all of us and was like not feeling great but like you didn't know it could have been allergies travel wasn't sure if it was like the air on the bus i never i didn't know what it was so anyways we get there i i feel like i'm getting bronchitis but i'm just like you know what i'm just going to roll with it we wake up that day this place this fucking town looked like something out of beauty and the beast it's my new favorite town it was i want to go back so i want to go back during christmas yes i already told my family i think would be awesome i would love to take

them there yeah um definitely super cute the food again amazing incredible incredible so fun fact about this town it is in france but it's on the border of germany so it's like you took the two cultures and made one town out of it's definitely very france though yeah because after staying in germany for three days yeah yeah like but then we found out the reason it's so well preserved is because Hitler didn't want to bomb it because it was part of Germany. Like the border, that's why it was so beautiful is because nothing was brand new in it. It was literally like a time capsule of what it was. And we had picked this city because there is a cathedral there.

That's one of the tallest cathedrals, right, in the world. And it lights up at night. So that was like the whole reason we were going there. My husband's like, you're leaving me for a cathedral. I'm like, yes, yes, I am. Well, when we compared the other options, you and I both were like, this sounds way better. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. So anyways, we get there.

We are shopping. We're just having a blast. I mean, we got in fucking 10,000 steps easy that day. We tried, we did a fucking pastry muck bang, which I hadn't had sugar. And again, I fell off the wagon with the sugar. I fucking, you know, I was in Paris. I were not Paris. I was in France.

So, of course, I'm going to, you know, try these pastries, which they were fucking, phenomenal. They were all really good. The donut place we stopped at. Phenomenal. Donut place was so good. Phenomenal. Everything. Even the French onion soup. The funniest thing though was we had woken up at like three in the afternoon and we're browsing the streets because we're so hungry and we're like, where is a breakfast place? And we meet this sweet, sweet man who's working and I go, do you know where we can find breakfast? And he goes, do you know what time it is? It's 3 p.m. on 3.m. He said it's 3 p.m.

Yeah, 3 p.m. We were like, I love him. Yeah. Yeah. I loved him. And I've learned in Europe, when they say it's around the corner, it's an hour away. Always a 15 minute walk.

Oh, more. Why are we walking so much? That was, you guys, if someone told you, hey, by the way, seven minute walk, plan to walk for 20 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Hands down. Oh, we all got our steps in for sure. That was crazy.

ended up at the cutest restaurant. Yeah. Loved it. That restaurant and whatever, whatever that freaking pork knuckle I had, incredible. Yeah, the food was just so good. Not healthy, but so good. And we'll get to that whenever I tell you about when we got home. So we're in France.

We're having a blast. We do the pastry thing. We go to sleep. We wake up. I wake up at 3 o'clock in the morning, shivering. I'm talking like I had to breathe. breathe heat into my covers because I was so fucking cold and I'm like I know I have a fever but I just literally forced myself to go back to sleep took some magnesium woke up I was so hot my

aura ring registered as like four degrees higher my body temperature was four degrees higher I had a 102 degree fever I was fucking so sick that I was just like oh my god this is my biggest fear you literally talked about that yes I was like before we left I was like I just pray I do not get sick in another country and when I tell you I can count on my hand how many times I've had a fever as an adult count on one fucking hand how many times I've had a fever I never get fevers and I wake up so fucking sick dude and you know bless Monica's heart she was such a fucking help dude she went and got she jumped into action she did she went and got me fucking soup she went and got me fucking power raids she got me me hooked it up to where we could get like a tel by a tele doctor

doctor yeah yeah it's the weekend you can't and the guy was like don't go to our clinics yeah he's like it's gonna be a five hour wait and i didn't have the energy there was i was like this is it i'm gonna fucking croak in france like i'm so sick and so we ended up getting medication and i was scared to take it because i'm just like i'm in another country and they're their z packs don't look like our Z packs. No. I love their Z packs. I now would like to figure out how I can get more of their Z packs.

So if I ever get sick again, you had some type of sickness, but you had some type of sickness. Yeah, we were all sick. Like, you guys all had a sickness, but that was like slightly different from one another's. Oh, and I got the shit end of the shoe. You got the worst of it. I always do. That always happens to me on tour.

Haley will get kind of sick and then I get fucking laid out. Yes. Like every fucking time. And Jaime always seems like it's just a really bad allergy. Yes. And it was just like a stuffy nose and a sore throat. Yeah. And you're over here like fever chills.

Oh, like flu, bro. Oh, so bad. She was like sweating profusely. Like a Victorian child. Yes. Yeah, it was bad. So everybody was so sweet in the crew. They were just like, hey, go back to sleep because we were supposed to hop on the bus and head to

at Cologne to go see the next cathedral. And because Jay had a show there too. But they were like, just lay down, get some sleep. So I ended up sleeping from like 11 until 4 or 5 and I woke up feeling like a brand new person. Yeah. Got on the bus. Was feeling was way better. And then we headed off to Germany.

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Parcifital or something like that, which is Tylenol out there, which I still haven't taken. I'm scared. Guy said, we take it for anything that hurts. Yeah, he said, and it works. And then they gave me a Z pack. They gave me a fucking nose stuff, throat spray. Everything. Like everything.

So you're opening the stuff and Haley's in there and you're like, here, take this. You're just kind of throwing stuff at her. And she goes, well, I need my nasal stuff. And you said, yeah, it's right there. That's your nasal stuff. weird long tube on it. I was like, all right. Do I just turn it and put it up my nose?

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My brain. Bro, she stuck this nozzle. It looks like a freaking like fire extinguisher up her nose and just boom. shot to the brain. And I did the other one. Did it make your nose numb? Because does the throat spread make your nose? I don't know.

I'm kind of blacked out. She said, is it working? She goes, I think, and she has a napkin and he's literally pouring out of her face. Come to find out it's throat spray. We get back to the other bag

that she was supposed to take. And Mama goes, hey, Haley, here's your nasal spray. She goes, excuse me? So what was that? We look it up. She goes, That was the throat spray.

Yeah, because everything's in their language. So you can't read it. You have to like guess what everything is, you know? We didn't even translate, guys. We just straight went for it. Yeah. So we get to Germany. We go to Cologne and we get to see the mother.

The mother of all cathedrals. We didn't even wait. We just literally jumped on scooters. Well, if you looked up from our hotel, it was right there. So we kind of couldn't miss it. You know, we were just like, you know what? Let's hop on scooters and go. And it was the most majestic.

thing I've ever seen. Cologne Cathedral is so fucking beautiful, dude. And it's so gothic. It's so goth. Like she's a beaut, dude. And the inside, beautiful. But it's different from each side. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, remember we went to the other side of it and we were like, hold on. Didn't know this was here. Yeah. It was like way bigger. But this one also was like very much like in the middle of a city. So there's like literally a highway running beside it and we're like trying to get to each side and it's a McDonald's literally right across the street from it yeah and by the way guys

we tried McDonald's in Germany there is no difference in McDonald's than their chicken nuggets tasted real I other than that though there's still gonna make you feel like shit no difference of McDonald's in the US and McDonald's in like another country when we were leaving strasburg we had ate just local foods the entire time until we were in France and all of us were like hey there's a five guys so we went for the five guys you were still sick but we were like okay let's get it right before we get on the bus yeah you guys we got on the bus straight knocked out that was the hardest sleep that all of us have ever taken between strasburg and cologne yeah it knocked you for a loop and we were not prepared because

we had ate so clean clean up until that point and then we did the macdonalds and same thing All of us were like, yeah, I felt so skinny up until we got to Germany. Yeah. I was like, I'm coming back 20 pounds heavier. Yeah, I for sure thought I gained fucking 15 pounds. Same, same, same. But we tried all their sausage, but wasn't a fan of the sauces. Yeah.

All the sauce was fire with the chicken nuggets. I will say, though, Germany fucking had fire ass sushi. Who would have thought? Yeah. What was that? Because, again, we fell into the thing of like. Who would have thought? That was great.

We couldn't find anywhere that served food later in this time frame. Oh, and they're shopping, top tier. I don't know about that. I loved it. Well, I went crazy. We, that was crazy. We ended up, well, I think you were still back at the hotel. We went walking because I needed shoes.

It was a, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was thinking of France. Germany did have all those places. Beautiful. Why are Germans so gorgeous? Yeah, they're all beautiful. They all look like they stepped off of a runway. Like, they're wearing, like, pantsuits to just walk around. Like, me and Jaime clocked every fine person.

Dude, Cologne was like a young hip town. Yeah. There was lots of bars, lots of young people. Like, it was just a vibe. Pretty sure we saw the mob. Yeah, the first night we were there, we saw the German mafia for sure. That was crazy. Yeah, they rolled up in like G-wagons and like it was crazy.

And they walked into the secret door. Yeah. Yeah, we all went. We were all intrigued. I was like, Daddy. Yeah, definitely intrigued. So Daddy played a show. show out there and then we headed to love that show by the way yeah it was a great show that was

it felt july old 2021 yeah yeah no no 2019 sorry definitely brought us back to the smaller venues which we're so just thankful to even be in europe like you know it's it's we learned during this trip that there's a such thing as being like known in america and there's such thing as being known internationally. And that's when it's a completely different ballgame when people know you internationally. And people don't know us internationally. And I think it's really cool that we're having to fight to, you know, get our names out there. Yeah. Yeah. It's like we're on the grind again. It's like 2016. And I love that. And so does my husband. My husband loves the fact that he walks out there every night and has to win people over. And it was so good. Those shows. I loved it. We're

so solid and the people I'm obsessed with them. Yeah. I think that was great. We met some really cool people there too, like people who traveled specifically there. Someone from like your hometown. Yeah. Like places that I've eaten as a child like Brad's restaurant

in Pismo, California, I met their family. Like that to me was just, they were like, that's our family restaurant. I'm like, what do you mean? I spent my sweet 16 in Pizmo. Like that is so, so cool. We were able to like vibe and they had just met Jay.

Yeah. So, like, we were all, it was just such a cool experience. Yeah. It was really awesome. So we leave Cologne and then we had to wear Paris. Was Paris next? Amsterdam. Oh.

Amsterdam. Oh. We decide during dinner. That's not veer. Let's talk about Amsterdam. We planned this trip so, like, I have things planned by the, by the hour, right? And she's sitting at dinner with Cody. And Cody's talking about Amsterdam and house.

so excited and bunny goes can we go to amsterdam and i was like yeah let me make some phone calls bro within what an hour yeah we had the entire trip butch yeah yeah so we headed to amsterdam and boy it was a good time we weren't there for more than fucking it was a day yeah we were there for a day but we got to walk the red light district and when i tell you those fucking girls day shift beautiful beautiful like a tin I was in sweats

dogs out yeah I mean they're just gorgeous it's crazy how beautiful they are thought it was closed at first because I think we went down the wrong way or something like we got a little lost and like the windows were empty

and everything was closed until we turned that corner and she was just standing there yeah so hot my girlfriend did not realize that they just stood in windows yeah that's wild to me they look like Barbie dolls in a box and just like yeah yeah but no these women were so gorgeous and I you know I know it's it's a touchy subject to touch on and me being in sex work I think I look at things a lot

differently but you know some people get offended and they're like that's somebody's daughter and that's somebody's you know but I actually ended up befriending one of the girls and she's a mom and wants to be there and that's what she does. And she told me she makes like 2,000 to 3,000 a day there. And like, you know, like she wanted to be there. Yeah. And she's just beautiful girl. I think her name was, what was it?

Cassandra or something like that. Yeah. Gorgeous brunette and we went to a museum. We went to a museum. That was wild. That was crazy. It was like a waterfall. Yeah, it was like a sex museum where like.

It said, Jay, look up. Yeah. Oh. It was a sex museum. And like in one part of the museum, you can hear like water trick. and you look up and it's this lady with her leg spread peeing on you. Yeah. It was a waterfall.

I was like, this is fucking wild, but they had like crazy shit in there. The art in there though? Yeah. Fantastic. Yeah. The art was crazy.

Some of the photography I was like obsessed with because it was so beautifully done. And then there was like little sculptures. Yeah. A lot of sculptures everywhere. There's not also little. She goes and sits in this throne, right? I take a picture and she didn't realize there was a seven foot penis next to her.

Yeah. I had no clue that was there. I just thought I was sitting in a little chair. No. It was good. Amsterdam was a vibe. The best pancakes ever. In the Red Light District.

Yeah. Yeah. The best breakfast in the Red Light District. Those eggs were so good. So good. The bacon was weird. Jesus. Is that me?

Jesus is that? What was it? The bacon was a little weird, though. The bacon did get a little weird. It was a different cut of pork. It was very short. Stringy bacon. Yeah, in America, like, we do, like, the little fat side to it, they do it much different.

Yeah, I swear it was turkey bacon. You did. You were like, that's turkey bacon. High Mae was like, that was real. Hyme is a bacon connoisseur. That was real bacon, for sure. So we move on from Amsterdam, and then where do we go after that? Oh, we did the show in Amsterdam, which was really, really awesome.

I loved that show. And then we left there that night for Paris. Yep. And then we woke up in Paris. And honestly, we did not. not get to explore Paris the way we wanted to because by that time we were so tired. This was our last 24 hours.

Yeah, this was our last 24 hours. We had done something every day, been through the plague. I mean, like it was like we were tired. So we slept in and then we just got ready for the Paris show and we got to watch Posty and Daddy Singh. And then after that

we ended up going to the Eiffel Tower and she is more gorgeous in person. than she is online. A thousand percent. Yeah. There were many things I didn't expect to be better than what you expect, better than you expect.

Yes. And we have the perfect place to take pictures. Yes. Tell me what to sparkled twice. We had even sent security and Jaime ahead of time to take pictures in the spot that online said was an amazing spot. And then security was like, I will absolutely not allow you to go there.

Apparently there's big, like, um, PICPockets. Or we had a few come on to us that were a little sketch. Well, yeah. And so I guess in that specific area, they hire like big mass group. So it doesn't matter if even if you had security. It was like that was not the place to go.

So our security was like, actually I take a lot of my people to this one particular spot. And when I say that worked out so well. Yeah. It was incredible. It was so much fun. And what's cool is, okay, so the, it sparkles,

the Eiffel Tower, sparkles every hour on the hour and then the and it lights up it'll be gold and like diamond like it lights up and then the very last one is at 12 and it goes completely black and then it lights up and does like the whole diamonds and then turns off yeah didn't know it turned off yeah so if you're going to see the Eiffel tower get there before midnight yeah that was crazy because I was like oh we still have more time for content and everyone was like it's not turning back on yeah it was done that's when I was taking my photos. Yeah.

But we all got Sparkle photos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got great photos. Yeah. We showed up. That timeline worked so well. We got there before, made our videos, took our pictures, all that kind of stuff. And then, like, the boy showed up and we got their pictures.

And then it turned off. Is that the night that Jaime ate my shrimp? Yes. That was before I thought. Yeah. Well, one night, I may ate my shrimp. I mean, she was letting everyone know that. She hasn't let it go.

Sorry about that. I won't. Yeah. But then after that, we headed home and, you know, it got the best burger of our life. Yeah. Okay. So that night after the Eiffel Tower, we were like, let's have one last hurrah. And they had this fucking fast food restaurant that looked like McDonald's, but was like,

and Burger King had a baby. But it was better. The food was fucking phenomenal. Incredible, guys. Incredible. Incredible. And I'm like, bro, I know I'm going to be fat when I get home. Like I, the scale is definitely going to be tipping over.

we get home we fly home all of us are like good night love you go our separate ways we all start texting each other in the morning one person lost fucking five pounds another person lost i how much we didn't talk about the fact that three hours before we leave we get a text that all of our flights are canceled oh yeah oh yes how could i forget that i well i was like i'm just not going to sleep. I was trying to work and the internet goes out on the bus. And I'm like, no, because like I'm not going to have internet on the plane or at the airport. So I'm like doing everything I can. And so I'm like, you know what? I'm just not going to sleep. I'll be able to sleep on the plane. And at 5 o'clock in the morning, we're supposed to leave at 8, 5 a.m.

My phone lights up. All of our flights have been canceled. And when I tell you, it was like the most perfect flight because I had all of us arranged. With our partners, we have flying partners, by the way. With our partners, we had the window seat like she likes that's not in the front row that's in the pod that you had when we went. And we were in our little hole. And I had everything so perfect and it cancels. And then all of a sudden says, but don't worry, we've rebooked you.

Turns out not on the same flight. Yep. And all of our seats got moved. It was just crazy. So by then we were just ready to get the fuck home. But it was good because the second plane was so empty. We all like had our own like. Oh, it ended up working out amazingly.

It said the flight was sold out. And so I was like readjusting who sits next to who and like how we can accommodate for the most amount of room because there was no extended seating for the boys. Yeah. And then you get on there and it's not the pod. It's like just an open air. Apparently it was Air France not Delta and it changed everything. but bear goes up because he was like me and bear literally like this in our seat and i was like

we're about to sit like this for 10 hours he goes to the stewardess and she goes actually we're about done boarding you can have anything you want on the flight so all of us it's like start scrambling hi there heyley jumps like are you wearing oh i stayed put yeah and we pull uh we pull everyone and just like start running as we can and like grabbing seats it was so fantastic so we ended up getting to lay down i took bened drill and knocked out the entire didn't move the whole way home that's crazy it was great it was such a good trip though and I'm so thankful that we were able to go we just made so many beautiful memories and it was just I don't know it was just something that we'll take with us for the rest of our lives but you get home and you

weigh yourself the next morning I get home and I weigh myself and I'm five pounds lighter than when I left skinniest have ever been same yeah and I'm like how I ate pizza I ate McDonald's I I ate fucking Burger King McDonald's. I ate fucking pizza again. Like, I could not believe that I had lost five pounds. So now I'm trying like hell to keep it off. That's been nice. Yeah.

I'm literally still losing now. Every morning I've woken up, I'm a pound lighter. Yeah. Same. Crazy. Yeah. This is a third day of my period and I'm skinny. Oh, I was on, yeah, I was on my period.

I started my period on the flight home. Yeah, she did. Everybody started. That was great. Mine started two days early. Tasha started. while she was in Paris. Portasha couldn't find fucking tampons, dude.

Yeah. That was crazy because we had stopped even at a gas station for her because like most gas stations would have feminine products. None. Yeah. None. I love it. And I'm just happy that we got to recap it with all of you guys

because it was truly a beautiful trip. And I honestly, I'm excited now. Now we're going to Australia. Yeah. So not excited about the fucking 24 hour flights. But we'll figure it out. maybe we could split it up 10 and 10.

I don't fucking know something, dude. Yeah, that's going to be brutal. But we're going to figure it out. But hopefully our trip made you guys laugh. And you guys got to hear about all the memories that we made. And we're going to make some more. So I'm excited. Can't wait.

Yay. All right, guys. We've talked your ear off. How long was that, Jaime? Yay. We talked to you guys as ears off. But we love you so much. And thanks for tuning in.

We'll see you guys next week. Bye. I don't know