Dumb Blonde - The Ultimate Update: IVF, FB Dating Boy & Momo's Back

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

This week’s episode with the coven has it all - live egg hatching, cat licking, and friendship healing. Bunnie shares an honest update on her IVF journey and how isolating the process can b...e, Hailee's infamous FB Dating Boy finally replies (sort of), and Momo makes her triumphant return. Oh, and an Amazon driver licked a cat.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:53 Is this thing on? What's up you sexy motherfuckers? We are back baby back in action and right now Mimi has an egg cracking. We have a child being born. We have decided to name him Bloom because he's a late bloomer. He's the last of the eggs. If you guys have been following Mimi's TikTok,
Starting point is 00:02:11 you would know that she has these eggs fucking being born every day. It was her first batch. I don't know why it won't screencast. We're pulling it up on the TV right now Slowly, but surely I don't want to miss my nephew's birth. Okay. I don't know what's happening It won't let me cat. It won't let me screen mirror. I Know it's gonna happen so fast fuck
Starting point is 00:02:44 Yes, we all can watch. Okay, we're all watching. He's going. He's a packet away. Does he use his beak to do that or is? Yeah, there's like a calcium deposit on the tip of their beak that makes it a little bit stronger. Are their beaks soft when they're born?
Starting point is 00:02:59 I don't know why it won't work. That's all right. We can watch it while we record. So he's eating it. I don't know why it won't work. It's all right. We can watch it while we record. So when they make the first little hole, it's called a pip. And then you know that they've broken through the membrane and they've broken through the egg and they can last like a good like one of mine piped and didn't come out for 24 hours. This one piped like while we were
Starting point is 00:03:25 at lunch, my phone was blowing up Jason's like, get pipped. And then like now it's just starting to zipper. So zippering means that where the pip that they come through, they're going to pip all the way around the entire egg until and then they'll like stretch their little wings and body until the end pops up and then they just flop out. I want to see the flop. Yeah, no, it's literally the sweetest thing ever. Maybe it needs to upgrade or update. So yeah, in real time, you guys are going to get to see
Starting point is 00:03:54 one of our nephews born. That's great. We're really excited about it. I'm excited to find out how many girls and boys I have. When will you know? I'm a little bit, you can say you can look by their wing, but a lot of the times they've got to get a little bit older. And then you'll know what their combs and stuff,
Starting point is 00:04:10 like whether they're girl or boy. I did buy a straight run group of them right like the end of last year, I think it was, like October. I'd bought all of those ones when we drove down to that lady's farm. And I lost two hens. And so I ended up with all roosters. So I've got three roosters on my farm. Yeah it's there's a lot of humping happening.
Starting point is 00:04:31 You look out there and they've got them pinned down. It's violent. Oh it's so rough to watch. So violent. I don't think I've ever seen this. Are you recording it next time? Chicken sex is violent. They like jump on their backs and then just like grab them by the back of their necks and just. They take it. There's no there's no consent in the chicken world. That's for sure. It's pretty wild so we just need a bad day to be a chicken. But yeah that kind of sounds nice. Well it feels good to be back ladies and gentlemen we just went on a wild adventure for the past few weeks shall we talk about it? I feel like we left everyone hanging. We did.
Starting point is 00:05:06 What did we say last time? He responded back. Okay, okay, okay. Yes, yes, yes. So the update that everybody has been waiting for, when he responded back, I can't remember verbatim what he said, didn't I send you a text message of it or no? No, but he said, who is this? He said, who is this? And I said, my name was immediately. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Immediately. He like, he literally wasted no time. Um, and then I made up like a fake name and he, I was like, I met you at, oh my God, the chicken egg is right here. We get to watch it live. Um, and then I said, I met you at a bar on Broadway or something like that. We plugged his, like the bar that we were supposed to have our date at. Yeah. And he's like, I don't remember you. And he's like, he's like, can you send a picture? And I was like, fuck. So I was like, Haley, let's use one of Taylor's pictures
Starting point is 00:05:58 because Taylor's like our hot friend. If you guys want to go check her out, her what's her TikTok. I am Taylor or something like that. Hot little brunette. She's a musician. Hot little brunette. She's a musician, super cute, super cool. We call Taylor for the consent and we're like, Taylor, we're about to catfish somebody with your pictures.
Starting point is 00:06:12 And she's like, go ahead girls. So we found like a really cute picture of her that it was hard to find. And I was trying to send it over this burner app but for some reason it would send but he said he never got it. So he's like, well, do you- Twice we tried. Yeah, twice. He's like, well, do you have an Instagram? And then I went completely silent because I was just like, what am I
Starting point is 00:06:31 supposed to do? Yeah. I mean, at that point you can't, but I mean, he was hook line and sinker. So this dude obviously talks. I would have remembered you or something like that. Yeah. I'm like, what? Yeah. Like this dude obviously is just a scumbag. Yeah. Like, I don't know if he had a girlfriend. I don't know. There's a part of me that doesn't think that thinks he was single. I think he figured out. I think it was me not telling him who my client was for a podcast. He's just doing a little research. And I feel like maybe he saw that TikTok of us saying we were going to blast. Talk about the profiles on the podcast. I think she back in. You give this dude way too much credit. He's just a loser. I don't know. Yeah, he's a loser.
Starting point is 00:07:14 I also thought I saw him last night. You don't just engage with somebody and then cut them off like that for no fucking reason. And I was gaslight them gas. I'm like, be like, you know what? I had a great time talking to you with you, but I just don't feel a connection. Like, let's just be cool, you know?
Starting point is 00:07:29 Not completely block you and like. The blocking you just. Yeah. And gaslighting you. You don't want children. It's like, bro, we haven't even fucked yet. What are you talking about? I mean, this is weird. I had a first date and you also didn't want children.
Starting point is 00:07:41 I literally didn't want children until fucking last year. You know? So you never know when you're going to want children. I literally didn't want children until fucking last year, you know, so you never know when you're gonna want children. It's wild. It's the blocking though. Yeah, it was the blocking both phones. Yeah. And not giving you, a lot of people were like,
Starting point is 00:07:54 oh my God, Haley went full crazy by texting him on the other phone. I wanna get in the last fucking word. I feel like it wasn't as crazy because it's like he didn't give you a chance to even speak. To respond. Like that's some whack ass shit. Like you clearly are not a grownup
Starting point is 00:08:07 if you cannot have a adult conversation and let someone speak their side. But then to try to pin it on her before he blocks her is where I'm like, fuck that dude. He doesn't deserve any sort of leniency. Like fuck that guy. Did you know that when your metabolism is working properly, you will feel the benefits
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Starting point is 00:10:02 she commented on one of your videos and was like, should I go message him? Just be like, hey, long time no see. Yeah, we should have her fuck with him. Yeah, sorry, I was texting you the other day and I got wrapped up, but I just wanted to say hi. I mean, I don't know. Do you guys think we should pursue this and like really set this dude up or just leave it alone?
Starting point is 00:10:20 I say we leave it. She had already forgot about him. That clip went so viral that there's no way that dude doesn't know. I had people calling me and was like, what happened? Yeah, someone asked me at the bar a couple nights ago. They were like, what did he say? What? Like, what did he say back to bunny? I was like, Oh, my god. Yeah, no people were invested. I think it got like what two or 3 million views? Like
Starting point is 00:10:43 it was a big you made a video and I made a video made videos. Yeah. Yeah my god insane. Yeah Well, there's the update for you guys, but if you guys think we should carry it on let me know I'll get back on there if you guys want me to I feel like you should get back on there And we should put mo on there too mo. Hey guys you guys mo the I Think you have a do you have a microphone over there? No, you don't hand you one mo can't mow the microphone cuz we're gonna put her on blast right now cuz the last time that you Last time we talked about mo on the podcast. We were not on good terms
Starting point is 00:11:19 So we have a lot of explaining to do to the group at home. Guys. Loom is going full force. Loom's about to come out. Is he about to come out? Yeah, he's about to come out. He's now zippered all the way around. So a couple big movements and that end is gonna pop off. I'm gonna film.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Oh, look at, look at, look at. Can you see? You guys, hold on, we're gonna get to Mo in a second. We're watching this egg. Oh, he's feisty. And you know, guys, watch. It's gonna be so cute, cause once they pop out, they're so exhausted. And you know, guys, watch, it's going to be so cute because once they pop out, they're so exhausted.
Starting point is 00:11:47 And like, they literally have to sit there and kind of breathe for a little bit. But then they're like, all right, party. OK, I got to breathe a little bit. So it's barbaric and crazy. It really is. Yeah. And like, guys, I almost intervened with this egg. But something told me when I picked it up because I took all of its brothers and sisters out today, I was like, I feel like it's chirping. I think it's okay. Because if it was shrimp grabbed, it wouldn't be chirping. And it was like, talking to me, I was like, get it back
Starting point is 00:12:12 in the incubator now. I mean, that's crazy that he can chirp in the egg. I never knew that was possible. They get went like right at the end of the last day, they can start chirping. So we did lockdown on day eight. Who knew that? Did anybody know that chickens could chirp inside their eggs? Oh my gosh. I'm gonna laugh if his foot comes out first. Oh, he's like, and he's like, there is but it's probably my children screaming in the background. So I'm not gonna turn the sound on. Mimi sends me this video of this fucking egg, this poor
Starting point is 00:12:44 fucking chicken coming into the world and they are just screaming. I'm like that poor. I'm so excited. I'm like that poor fucking chicken's nervous system is not gonna be regulated. It's shot. We were so excited.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Like we were. I'm telling you when Jay and I have our baby, I'm literally gonna have candles in the fucking hospital room, the lights dim, shawty playing. Like I want the calmest environment when my baby is swarmed. A bath going on.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Literally. Somebody in the corner hitting the bowls. I need somebody in there with a harp. Like I'm just, I want this baby to come into the world just regulated. Classical music playing. I'll do it. She has a full orchestra.
Starting point is 00:13:21 They say classical music is like- I'll hire the fucking- The fucking- The Mariachi band. The mariachi band that did your birthday last year. They'll be whispering. That'd be great. Is it coming? Oh here guys he's so close. I mean I say he but it's it I don't know what it is. So it's an it. Do they have little penises? I don't know. Do they are they born with any sexual organs? Yes. Okay. Yeah, yeah. You will know pretty early. I mean, not super early on you can tell by their feathers typically. Like can't you just look and see if
Starting point is 00:13:53 there's a wiener or a butthole or something? No, you can't tell this young I will say didn't know how barbaric it was that they're kind of some of them stay attached to the egg the little umbilical cord is attached and it will like drag the end of the egg around. So like that's really rough to watch. And then they'll dry off and fall out. So yeah, it's some of them come out great
Starting point is 00:14:16 and they just like flop out and they're good. Like the first one, I mean, it was so ideal for this. Does anybody go through phases where they like absolutely love eggs and like eat them all the time and then one smushy move in your mouth with an egg and you're like turned off by them for fucking years at a time. I'm in the turned off stage. I accidentally got a small shell in mine one time and it crunched and I couldn't eat them for like two years. Oh fuck. My meal plan is about to
Starting point is 00:14:44 change and I'm so excited because I won't have to eat eggs every morning. Yeah. I told her, I was like, I can't, I have the egg ache now. Yeah, that's what I did to myself because I remember I was eating eggs every fucking morning. I literally started gagging. I was like, I can't finish them.
Starting point is 00:14:57 I can't. I tried to do it the other day, I did it and I was just like, maybe not. Maybe just change the type of texture of egg that you have. Like maybe you can make it like, I don't know, over easy, I love good over easy. I love over easy. Those are my favorite. I love poached.
Starting point is 00:15:11 I love a good poached egg. Maybe I could do a poached egg. I don't know how to poach eggs though. Everybody makes it look so fucking easy and it's not. Can't you do it in the microwave? I only know how to scramble. You would. I feel like if there was anyone,
Starting point is 00:15:24 it would be you scrambling eggs. That's, I feel like if there was anyone, it would be you scrambling eggs. That's all I do. All right, well, while we're waiting for this guy to come out, Mo is here in full effect, baby. Say hello to the viewers and listeners at home. Hello viewers, I'm back. The bitch is back, baby.
Starting point is 00:15:41 So let's give a little rundown. Well, we won't get into details because it's whatever and this happened so long ago. But Mo is one of my best friends. She's been around for like what seriously? How long have we been together? I know Tasha and I have been best friends for over 30 years. You and I met when I was like 24, 25. That's when I was with right?
Starting point is 00:16:03 Yes. So I was like 25, 25. That's when I was with right. Yes. So I was like 25 25 and I believe I was just one. Yeah. We started going to the pools. Yeah. So 20 years. Yeah. 20 years 20 years of friendship. And she moved out here to Nashville. And I don't want to speak for you, but I would say like, you just weren't ready for the slow pace because I know that it took me honestly, probably about seven years to fall in love with Nashville. It was a long haul for me to fall in love with this place. Now you can't get me out of here.
Starting point is 00:16:39 I won't even fucking leave if I don't, unless I'm getting paid, you know? But Momo moved out here, what? During COVID. 2020, was that five years ago? Yeah, it was during COVID. I packed up my car. Oh, happy COVID month, by the way.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Yeah, crazy. This is COVID month. That's crazy. So yeah, Momo moved out here during COVID and she stayed for almost a year. Just about a year. Yeah, and I mean, she did good, but you know. I just wasn't ready.
Starting point is 00:17:04 I wasn't ready, I wasn't in the right year. Yeah. And I mean, she did good. But, you know, I just wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. It wasn't in the right mindset. Yeah. I wasn't ready to give up that life. It's a different. It's different. It's a different pace out here, you know, like Vegas to fucking Nashville, you got to slow way down and the people are completely different. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, it's way different.
Starting point is 00:17:24 So, you know, Mo left, but we didn't leave on good terms because of how she did it, which really hurt my feelings. And so we ended up having a little bit of a falling out. I don't think we didn't talk for like a year, right? Yeah, we didn't talk. And you know, it's crazy because when you sent me a message, I had a dream that I received a message from you, like weeks prior.
Starting point is 00:17:48 And I was at work and I was in the bathroom and I checked my phone and it was you that texted me, like this whole thing. And I was just like, whoa. What did I text? I forgot what I texted. You just sent, it was like a apology thing, like saying like, we aren't like this, we should have never ended like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:08 We've been through so much. And I just want to make peace and amends. And I was just like, I think I cried a little actually. I was in the bathroom by myself. I don't like beefing with my girls. Like, I don't care how we end. Yeah, but when it comes to people who have been in my life, like for a year, like Grace and I used to fight
Starting point is 00:18:27 like a motherfucker dude. And I always forgave her just because I feel like, you know, perfect example with her is life is so short and you only get a handful of women in your life that you can love. Like we are so blessed to have the community of females that we have with each other. Even going to like Amber with native in Nashville,
Starting point is 00:18:46 Taylor for you, like Nicole Combs for you, like just all the people that we have around us and then our core, you know, like our little coven. So it's like to me, that's really special and I never want to ever, you know, not have that or leave things unsaid. And I feel like life is way too short, which also explains why I'm friends
Starting point is 00:19:08 with all of my exes too. Like I just am not that type of person. I literally cannot hold resentment to anybody. I don't care how fucking mad you made me in the moment, we'll always be able to work it out. Yeah. And so Mo went through a hard time. Do you wanna talk about it a little bit?
Starting point is 00:19:23 Yeah, what move in the Florida? Yep. So she left. She went back to Vegas. Yeah. And then my sister, my dad moved to Florida and I flew out there with the suitcase and one dog. RIP LT. Oh, I know. So she ended up moving to Florida
Starting point is 00:19:41 after she went back to Vegas, not even fucking three to six months later. Yeah, not even. And she's been in Florida this whole time. And then she got into like a relationship and you know, we won't go too into depth with that too into that one. He's a bitch though. I just would like to put that on, put that on record so many times to his face too. He's a bitch. He's one of those dudes that will do something to you a hundred times. But if you do it back to him, he's the victim and Monica broke his heart, you know, and it's just like, but you'll get called the victim was them saying boy. Bye. It's always
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Starting point is 00:21:57 which I didn't think she was coming. We were all making bets. Oh, there's still bets going, so everybody chime on and. Oh no, we got bets now for how long you're gonna stay this time. We'll see. The new one started, okay. Mo keeps telling me, she's still bets going. So everybody chime on in. Oh, no, we got bets now for how long you're going to stay this time. We'll see. The new one started. OK. Mo keeps telling me she's like, I'm not leaving. I'm like, I'll believe it when I see it.
Starting point is 00:22:11 It's like with my kid, you know, like when Bailey does shit, I'm like, you know, I'll believe it when I see it. Yeah, I'm not leaving. Yeah, I have no intuition. Going back to Florida. You're from Florida. I'm sorry, but I don't like that. Yeah, it's not for me. Well, all the fucking weird shit we ever read is. Yeah, it's all in Florida. Yeah. Florida
Starting point is 00:22:32 man. Is it as weird down there as it is that we read? I was in St. Petersburg, which is like, it's pretty kind of like chill retirement, but still a younger age group. Yeah, but outside of St. Petersburg. Yeah, you still got like those weird Florida people. Florida people get lit. I'm telling like they fucking do some crazy shit. You can go to Treasure Island and you'll see grandma and grandpa at nine o'clock in the morning drinking their bloody Marys at the bar.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Listen, grandma and grandpa probably earn that though. Yeah. Probably that might be me. That might be me. Grandchildren are there Like everybody's there. It's like it's like walking in the cheers, but you have a beach. Yes, that's funny. But Mosky's back and we're happy to have her however long she stays.
Starting point is 00:23:15 I'm staying. Yeah. So we're happy to have my mom back. Has the egg freaking hatched yet? Jason text me because I saw the flash that going around. He said I see a little bit of blood. So I don't know. None of them have had that yet. But it could be God, it could just be a vein that's in there because it is like the last one. So Oh, for the Lord God, I hope this dude doesn't I don't I hope it's not
Starting point is 00:23:38 like a fucking miscarriage right now. It's happening. It's moving. It's doing good. He's doing trigger warning. Sorry, guys. You guys can see the egg back there That's what the interior like membrane and stuff looks like Yeah, you guys we're gonna have a chicken cam a chicken egg cam on the visual of this If you're not subscribed to patreon you guys have to see this egg. It's literally being born right in front of us right now I can see
Starting point is 00:24:01 Wide open. Yeah, I can see like a little black feather. Yeah, he's it's can you help them like if they can't get it all the way off? Not like very emergency situation kind of thing. That's like, the worst worst worst case scenario you intervene but like 90% of the time you do not intervene with chickens because it's nature right? You don't know. Yeah. And it's like, you know, oh, here he comes. Look at, look at, look at. He's going to, it's going to, it's going to happen quick too. Like once it's like one good little stretch,
Starting point is 00:24:30 because he has zippered all the way around, the end is going to pop open. It is so crazy watching this egg just move like this. Yeah. It's going to pop out with his wings already and let's go. I mean, they come out, you guys, they come out running. Mimi just told me that I might be able to get some crow eggs and incubate crow eggs.
Starting point is 00:24:48 So as long as it's not black market, but if it is, I don't care. Somebody messages us and let me know if they have crow eggs because I will hatch my own freaking pet crows. I'll hatch my own murder. A whole ass murder. A whole ass murder that just hangs out with me every day. Everyone thinks these are crows. Baby crows.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Yeah. They look like it. This is the closest thing you're gonna get to a crow. Yeah. I mean, legit, like, that's why a lot of people end up integrating these into their flocks is because the hawks can't tell the difference in crows and Iamsimani's.
Starting point is 00:25:19 So because they do look like crows, it keeps your flock very safe. I mean, he's moving and shaking. Is that a little toe or is that his beak? His beak's on the other side now. So like they start where their pip is right here in the corner and he has rotated himself,
Starting point is 00:25:34 itself all the way around and like tapped it all the way to the other side. Can you imagine trying to break out of an egg? No. That would suck. That would be all, and especially that early in life. So like, everyone was like, why haven't you taken him out of the incubator? So the when they're gearing up to come out of these
Starting point is 00:25:53 eggs, they ingest the yolk that's in there. So it gives them that food and nutrients they need for the 20 or 40 48 hours, 24 to 48 hours that they keep in the incubator. Yeah, so that's honestly what he could also be seen is something like that coming out. But do they come out eating seed or like a very, very, it looks almost like sand. It's a very fine grain version of like an adult food that has more nutrients in it. And then you put this minerals in their waters, which gives them like vitamins. You see how much whiter it's gotten now? Cause he's like pushing that top off.
Starting point is 00:26:25 It's not even an egg shape anymore. No, it's crazy. But yeah, today all of its brothers and sisters got moved to a brooder that's actually in my front bathroom because it's cold right now. So it's in the bathtub. He's really, look at him, look at him. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:26:41 It's crazy. He's rocking and rolling in there, dude. Rocking the cradle. Yeah. So we ended up this this will be a full blooded I am Samani and we only ended up with one mixed breed bird out of the whole batch. So for my first. Which I just learned today that roosters can fertilize any sort of species of chicken.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Yeah, that's insane. Yep. Our I am Samani roosters got to our rocks and our rocks and then breed it out a little baby. And I thought I was putting all white eggs in the incubator at the final like haul of this. And one tricked me because I was doing it at nighttime. What if you accidentally grabbed a snake egg and incubated it? And I'd end up with a snake. Oh my snake. How would you feel? That snake come out? No. What if this one is a snake? That's why it's taken so long.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Oh god it's a snake this entire time. We had no idea. A snake that chirps. No we and our fibro just started laying green eggs so in about a a week, a week to two weeks, I'm gonna incubate some of those. Yeah, I mean, it's like green, green. It's so beautiful, but they're hits, it's pixie eggs right now. The little ones that they first like hatch or they first produce are called pixie eggs.
Starting point is 00:27:57 So they're a little too small for us to start. Well, speaking of eggs hatching, I mean, let's, while we're waiting for this guy to be born, let's talk a little bit about my IVF journey that I just went through, which I told you guys that I wasn't gonna tell you guys about it and I'm not telling you every detail, but I will tell you things about it
Starting point is 00:28:17 because honestly, when I was going through this, I realized how lonely of a journey IVF is. It's very lonely. And granted, you have people surrounding you and like, you know, hopefully if you're going through it, you have, you know, friends, family who love you and know you're going through it. But at the same time, it's just you
Starting point is 00:28:35 and these fucking hormones and the waiting and the egg retrieval and like, you're the only person who can go through that, you know? So, um, it's a lot to bear. It was a lot. retrieval and like you're the only person who can go through that you know so um that's a lot to bear it was a lot you know it like if I went through five years of infertility with me and Jason and it's a lot to bear on yourself truly so it is it is because honestly especially doing IVF meds it's like a fucking slot machine in Vegas you never know what you're gonna
Starting point is 00:29:05 get it's a different outcome what works for some doesn't work for others you know age is a factor there's just so many things that go into it and I don't want to say that I was blind and thought like oh I'm gonna do one retrieval and it's gonna be perfect like no I didn't I didn't think that I've never thought that but I had hope that's what it would would be. Yeah of course. I think everyone is with their first journey of it because you want to read the hopeful stuff and it's like oh well these people were able to do it why can't I do it? Yeah but you're right everyone is different. Yeah shout out to all the girls on TikTok who document their journeys, who share information, who share emotions, who share, like I was,
Starting point is 00:29:47 I am literally on IVF TikTok. Yeah. Like, I've even made friends. There's a girl named Jillian who like is on her journey and she's so sweet. She checks in with me, Selena Spooky Boo. That is my fucking baby. Shout out to her because honestly,
Starting point is 00:30:03 I would have never been able to get through this if it wasn't for Selena like Selena really encouraged me to like move forward and now she's having a beautiful little boy her and Adam with their surrogate like oh my god that's going to be the cutest kid because Selena already has the most beautiful face can you imagine that being a baby oh like come on it's crazy um but yeah Selena was the first person to tell me like, Hey, it's not that bad. Like, don't read all this shit. Yeah, do it yourself. And I didn't believe her because I'm so sensitive to medication that I was like, I
Starting point is 00:30:34 don't even take fucking a leave if I'd unless I have to, you know. So when I got on, well, I guess the first thing I could say was I was working with a clinic in New York, a very prestigious clinic, a well-known doctor. And they were nice at first. They were very, you know, I almost threatened to leave within the first couple of weeks because I felt like a number and I just felt like I had six to eight people contacting me at a time.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Nobody communicated with each other. So shit that I had already talked to one person about, another person would call me. And so I reached out to the doctor and I was like, hey man, I'm already overwhelmed. Like this is really overstimulating me. And he was more than accommodating and was like, I'll have you have one contact person.
Starting point is 00:31:19 So after that, the communication was great. We ran into a couple of problems that I didn't expect and he didn't really communicate with me the way that I was hoping he did and granted the dudes already rich as fuck off of you know making babies for people. I get it. He doesn't care. But when you're going through this you want to feel like your doctor cares, you know personalization in it.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Yes. Yeah, and I had asked him like he never made a phone call to me. He just gave me these test results over the phone and was just pretty much like, yep, there's nothing I can do for you, but I'll send you to another doctor to take care of it. And I was just like, wait, this is going to set us back because I asked you about this three weeks ago. And when I said, what did I say? I said, I feel like we really dropped the ball here,
Starting point is 00:32:06 but not being mean, but just like, hey, just trying to communicate. This fucking doctor flipped out on me, dropped the ball, dropped the ball like question mark, question mark, exclamation, exclamation, like just screaming at me over text message. I think you need to find a new clinic. I mean, just literally lost him.
Starting point is 00:32:22 I'm not the doctor for you. Yeah, literally lost his ever loving mind on me. And I was just like, okay, that's all I said back. Cause I was like, I am not going to argue with this man. Like I am so thankful. I did not end up doing my IVF with him because I would've felt like one, just a number and two, like he genuinely has a temper problem.
Starting point is 00:32:41 And the crazy thing is, is after that happened, I went onto a lot of the Facebook support groups for IVF, and he has a reputation for doing that to people. I'm glad you found that out so early on in your journey, though, and not like halfway through, you know, and having to like pull and move and do it. We were already in New York or something. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Or could you imagine if he was yelling at me before my egg retrieval? I would have done it. Oh my gosh. It's true. Yeah. So that was God intervening. Could you imagine if he was yelling at me before my egg retrieval? I would have done it. Oh my gosh. Yeah. So that was God intervening. Maybe he was having a bad day, but he's never reached out to apologize. He's never nothing. Like he was just so rude. And then he was, he like was talking shit about my husband. He's like,
Starting point is 00:33:19 your husband didn't even say thank you. I'm like, first of all, my husband has no idea about this entire process. And I just wanna say also a lot of people were like, why wasn't your husband by your side at your egg retrieval? And I didn't want him there. Yeah, that was said from day one. Literally when I started planning this last year, I said, baby, what's a month that you're gonna be out of town?
Starting point is 00:33:41 Because I did not wanna have a bad reaction to these hormones and us fight. So I was like, I will do these shots myself. Like I want you on tour, like do whatever you got to do to just not be around. So he went on tour in Canada and that's when I decided to do this. And that has been the plan from the start. I'm not one of those people who like includes my husband in like, you know, like when you were a child Maybe this is a trauma response No, what is happening?
Starting point is 00:34:18 Okay, maybe The egg went missing on the screen and we all freaked out Maybe this is a trauma response because when I was younger, if I got in trouble, I wasn't allowed to regulate my emotions in front of anybody. My parents would send me to my room. So when I'm ever going through something that like is heavy for me or like that I just don't, you know, crazy know how to deal with it. I isolate and that's just how I've always been. You see it now?
Starting point is 00:34:45 Oh, bro, that is crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it does. So I didn't want Jay around. And thank God, because he was around the first few days that I was on fucking the birth control. I wanted to I envisioned stabbing my husband with a fork. I was like, I'm going this is it.
Starting point is 00:35:04 I'm going to fucking poke his eyes out with a dingle hopper. It's happening. It's really happening because Jay is also on hormones to, to help with his sperm and everything. So we're two hormonal bitches just in the same house. I literally cried two times. The two days he was home, I cried and Jay's so sweet. He just held me. He's like, baby, we're making a baby, I love you. He's like, just remember to keep your eye on the prize. So for everybody asking, that's why Jay wasn't around.
Starting point is 00:35:32 And I didn't wanna wake up out of anesthesia and see him because who knows what would have came out of my mouth. You know what I'm saying? I am very- It was a good time. Yeah, I'm very unpredictable. And Mimi's always been at my surgeries. She's always been there
Starting point is 00:35:42 and I just would rather have her there. She's my fucking, she's my person. So anyways, we start the IVF meds. I have literally all, I have this calendar that I'm checking off everything. What I tell you guys, please, if you're gonna do this IVF journey, know that of course it's different for everybody.
Starting point is 00:36:02 This fucking IVF cycle, just the cycle, was a cakewalk for me. Yeah. I took off the entire fucking month so scared that I was gonna have like bad reactions. And granted, yes, I had a low mood a couple times, but I'm telling you, drinking magnesium saved my fucking life this entire two weeks that I was,
Starting point is 00:36:21 well, actually I did it for 20 days. So the entire 20 days that I was priming and then did the stems, I only did stems for what, nine days and then I triggered on my 10th day. So like my body responded so well to this medication that I ended up only stemming for a little over a week. So, and then I went into my egg retrieval, but we're not gonna get into those results
Starting point is 00:36:45 or anything like that. But I just wanna let you guys know that it's not as scary as everybody makes it seem, cause I've read every freaking horror story. He has seen every horror story. Like, and I was just like, oh my God, this is it. It's gonna be terrible, but it really wasn't. And the clinic I go to now is Tennessee Fertility Institute.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Dr. Montville is amazing, you guys. So if you're in Nashville and you wanna work with Dr. Montville, his bedside manner alone. Incredible. He's so sweet. She watched some of the videos. She was like, that is like the sweetest doctor.
Starting point is 00:37:17 He's so sweet. And I feel bad because we had a consultation with him last year and I told him this. So it's not like I'm just talking shit, but I was like, he's a dick. Like, and I don't know, I didn't understand like, cause I thought he was trying to scare me, but now I understand he was just being real.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Yeah. He was just like, hey man, you're an old bitch. Here's your fucking chances of doing this. And I just, you know, I didn't want to hear that, but you know, we're still, we're moving forward. And like I said, the, you guys will know when the babies have been here for about six months to a year. And we'll just keep it at that. But Dr. Montville is amazing. His entire staff is amazing.
Starting point is 00:37:50 And if you guys are on this journey, please check out Tennessee Fertility Institute. They actually care about you. They like Bailey, the girl that works there, Kelly, the girl that works there. You know, like they're all just so sweet. Southern hospitality, which is also completely different from like New York. Yeah. New York is so brash. I don't know. I. Blunt. Yeah. No, that's a great word. No, he wasn't blunt. He was a jerk. He was.
Starting point is 00:38:13 But I'm just saying like the staff and like how it would all been like you have so much more. It's compassion. Yeah, for sure. Literally, I'm dying of anxiety. I soaked through to I am so deathly afraid of anesthesia. Trust me, guys, I would have way more fucking plastic surgery if I really fucking loved anesthesia, but I don't. That's the reason why I haven't gotten a face lift yet because I'm so scared to go under. And I had two ice packs.
Starting point is 00:38:40 The nurses were so sweet. They kept giving me ice packs. I soaked through them. They were completely, they were water. Like can I leave now? I said, no. Within minutes, I was just like, oh my God. So they put me on this fucking table.
Starting point is 00:38:51 And of course the anesthesiologist has to be the hottest fucking anesthesiologist ever. He walks in, I have no makeup on, fucking hair and a fucking hospital hat. You know, you just, you don't look hot, you know? And you're just, not that it matters, but I was just like, and the most uncomfortable procedure, legs, butthole up in the air.
Starting point is 00:39:08 I mean, every hemorrhoid I have is poking out for sure. You know, like it's just, it's the, you are so vulnerable in this fucking situation that you just want the compassion and love that Tennessee Fertility Institute gives you. But anyways, my heart rate was like 90 something, I think when I was laying on the bed and I was just, and when I panic, I don't wanna talk.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Don't talk to me. And she doesn't, don't ask her any questions. Don't talk to me, let me breathe through it. Let me figure it out, you know? If I'm on my way to a gas chamber, which is what it felt like, I felt like I was taking, I was getting the last rites read to me. Like I was so freaked out.
Starting point is 00:39:45 Dr. Montville comes over to me. He's like, so what's your favorite beach? And I was like, all of them. Like I'm like, why are you talking to me right now? I cannot even think, but I couldn't even, I was so fucking nervous. I couldn't even say Dr. Montville, I can't talk right now. You know?
Starting point is 00:40:00 And he's like, okay. He's like, close your eyes and picture you're on a beach. And the next thing I know, I woke up right next to Mimi with my legs spread wide open. Yeah, for some reason she came in and was just like, cause you're in pain. Cause you're in pain. So it's like, it literally feels like really bad cramps.
Starting point is 00:40:17 So right now I'm three days post egg retrieval, three days guys. Oh, and I just want to tell you, I gained five pounds on the medication, which is all water. So it's like, it's, it's really nothing. And I've already dropped a pound of it today. Um, I'm still in a lot of pain. Can't wear, not a lot of pain. I'm still in, it feels like period pain discomfort. Yeah. It's, it's discomfort for sure. It's crampy. It's achy today. I woke up pretty achy, but I haven't had a hormone crash yet. Thank goodness.
Starting point is 00:40:45 I've been feeling really tired, but not like anything crazy. But when you first wake up out of agritrival, you're cramping so bad. So your first initial thing is to have your legs brought up because you're just like, oh, this hurts, you know? I think I could feel my cramps before I woke up. Yeah, you were kind of all,
Starting point is 00:41:04 it was a fun time of you coming up. Mind you, we did document all of this guys. And when she's ready, it'll be dropped. But it is so funny. She watched through it. I was like, that is me. Yeah, that's me when I'm lit. The TikToks you made are so good, bro.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Bro, the fucking, when I first opened my eyes, you see how I'm just not there at all. The lights are on and no one's home. It is crazy that people can function like that. Mm hmm. How did Michael Jackson fucking take that shit? I don't know that. I don't think he knew.
Starting point is 00:41:36 The good sleep, though. Oh, good little nap. I was up all day fucking doing shit. I think I had to crash and took naps here and there. But it was other than that, I was like outside hanging out. Yeah, we went and sat with the cows, like not too long after. I went home and ate like fucking three pancakes
Starting point is 00:41:51 from Mo had Crackle Bear, Cracker Bar waiting for us. Like it was good. So that was our little, that's our little IVF journey. And I just want you guys to know that if you're at, you know, if you're at home contemplating doing IVF or, you know, have to do IVF contemplating doing IVF or, you know, have to do IVF because you can't conceive or you need help, whatever the reason is, nobody ever needs a reason.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Just know that you're not alone and just know that there's so many of us girls that are doing it. And if you really want a community, go find the fucking TikTok IVF girlies, man. Yeah, they're so sweet to each other. And they share everything they really do. They really do. No, I wish so sweet to each other. And they share everything. They really do. They really do. No, I love them.
Starting point is 00:42:27 I wish I had TikTok when I was going through it. I went through it kind of alone. There wasn't really like communities and especially I was really young when I went through it. I wish there was someone I could have leaned on. Also when I was like diagnosed with PCOS, it wasn't like a common knowledge thing. You know, I got diagnosed when I was like 19. And like, he tells me this, and I'm just like, came to you because I
Starting point is 00:42:50 missed my period, you know, thought I was pregnant. And you're telling me now I can't have kids like, and I think that doctor wasn't as like knowledgeable about it, because he blatantly as a 19 year old goes, you're probably not going to be able to have kids on your own. So you should look into, you look into options now if you're in a serious relationship. This was one month after meeting Jason and I had to go home because I moved in with Jason right after meeting him. It was like two months after me and Jason started dating, I got told I couldn't have kids and I had to go to him and be like, hey, if you want to be with me, I can't have kids. And I had zero information at the time. I just
Starting point is 00:43:26 came to him and was like, I can't have kids. And he was like, then we'll do what we need to do. Yeah, he took it really well. Like he was fantastic with the whole journey. So, you know, we were able to learn about PCOS infertility, learn all these things is I mean, there's plenty of hiccups you've had in this journey that I don't think you were even prepared for, you know, so it's like, now you got to like research this and do that. And it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:43:48 It was five years until we had Olivia. Yeah. And there is hope. There's always hope. You know, there's a couple of people have said, oh, she's not having a she's having a surrogate because she doesn't want to ruin her body. I saw those comments. Lord, some of the earth say that.
Starting point is 00:44:04 First of all, do you guys not think that I don't have enough money to get my body redone if I was to carry a child? Yeah, that part, bro. You know, that part. I love plastic surgery, so I would definitely make over. I would shoot out a kid six months later, have the body of my dreams. Yeah, but that's definitely not the reason that is something that you know, but that's definitely not the reason. That is something that you guys, like the trolls at home have projected onto me.
Starting point is 00:44:30 So are you saying I have a nice body? Like, thank you. Um, but yeah, that's, that's not the real, like I have endometriosis. I was just recently diagnosed with PCOS and fucking I had, and I've talked about this before I've had, and I've talked about this before I've had I've been so vocal about it so in case you missed it I've had a botched abortion at 16 and somebody's like what do you mean by botched abortion I mean that the fucking doctor ripped my insides out where he was giving me the abortion so I
Starting point is 00:44:57 don't know what damage he caused but whatever he did cause ended up making me have two ectopic pregnancies and then I had multiple miscarriages along the way. So yeah. You've also been through this journey before and they said like your tubes were not suitable. So the doctor at TFI, Tennessee Fertility Institute, she said I have a beautiful uterus. It's my fallopian tubes that are fucked. From it's from the either the botched. From the ectopic pregnancies. Yeah, something along those lines have caused so much scar tissue and damage because you had so much pain when you had that testing done.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Oh, it was horrific when I had this like a H.S.G. or something like that. Like, it is terrible, dude. Yeah. But yeah, it's that we don't have a surrogate for any other reason besides the fact that I just cannot carry a child myself. Like there's too much risk. Could you imagine me having another egg topic pregnancy at fucking 45 bro? Like come on.
Starting point is 00:45:55 No, that would be terrible. Yeah. Oh my God. Perfect timing. It's little wing just popped out. Oh my goodness. Look at this. Oh my God, that is a sign.
Starting point is 00:46:13 That is a sign. Oh Jaime, I love you. Jaime said that's a sign. Oh, here comes Chachi. He loves a party. Now he's gonna get a little. Oh my gosh. Look, Chachi's shaking.
Starting point is 00:46:22 He's so excited. Oh my goodness. Here we go. So it's gonna kind of flop around for a little bit. Oh, I can't wait. The egg will hopefully fall off, or it might drag the egg around. Poor guy, he's tired.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Yeah, so they do come out, they are so tired. Look, look, look, oh my goodness. Oh, it's coming to say hi. Oh. Okay, can you see it's a little umbilical cord right there stuck to his butt? Oh Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:46:48 On the other side over there. So where they pip is where their head is. Oh, there's a little wing Oh, he's trying to get out. Oh My goodness, she's so excited right now. He doesn't even know he's like I'm ready to party and don't know what's going on Look, he's looking at it. Yeah, were you watching it charge? That was wild Well, we had a at it. Yeah. Were you watching it, Josh? That was wild. Well, we had a baby guy. Oh my goodness. Baby Bloom is on TV. Look at it.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Look at him. It's a baby. It's a baby. Look, he's like, can this, the shells on top of his head, can Jason take it off? No. Oh. Can't interrupt it all?
Starting point is 00:47:25 No, so. Even though he's already out? It's locked down, yes. It has to completely dry out before we, so it'll stay in this incubator for about 24 hours. Yeah. And once it completely dries out, then we can take it out.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Oh, what? I know, we can't break the seal right now. The humidity has to stay. It's like his head right there. Yeah, that's his little beak. And his little, you his little you know little toast back there so our iam samanis and i get a lot of comments about this they are not like show quality you guys i did not buy five thousand dollar birds don't let anyone like mistakenly
Starting point is 00:47:59 tell you that but baby we're watching one of m Mimi's chickens be born right now. Can you see it coming out of its egg? Yeah. Is that not crazy? Yeah. Here, let me turn this around for you. Thank you, baby. Your hair looks great. Look, he was just born on the white cast. He was only a cast. Oh, yay!
Starting point is 00:48:25 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Starting point is 00:48:33 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Starting point is 00:48:41 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! It's good. How many minutes have we been done? Hi, me 44 minutes in Really good really really good. Yeah, it was really good. Love you. Bye. Oh I'm an uncle. Yes, I'm an uncle guys What a sweet what a sweet little baby, we don't know if it's a boy or girl, but sweet little baby. That was nice. I got that on camera too, so you can.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Baby bloom. That was really nice. Well, moving on, let's talk about how we just had a really great meeting with my publisher for the book. We just went and ate lunch with her, Carrie. She's a fucking badass. Dude, he's frustrated. He's pissed. No, he's frustrated. He's pissed.
Starting point is 00:49:25 No, he's dope. I love- It's the umbilical cord. I love Carrie so much. And I feel like Carrie is like, just exactly who we needed. She's a boss, dude. Boss ass bitch. That's why I was, when she was talking about her backstory,
Starting point is 00:49:39 I was like, bro, you're a fucking dope. She like moved from Virginia to New York and like worked multiple jobs, was gonna be a music journalist, couldn't make it in that and then somehow became a boss ass bitch of a fucking publishing company. Like she just brushes over that.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Like it's just so, I'm like, so you, Carrie, it is so hard to get into that. And she's like, well, it's not, you know, and I'm like, bro, it's hard. Like I literally have been looking into publishing my book since fucking back in the day. And they won't even talk to you like publishers will not even talk to you. Like you have to know people to get into that shit. So, yeah, yeah, she's a boss, dude.
Starting point is 00:50:14 But we're excited because we were talking about possibly doing a book tour about doing, um, you know, meet and greets, definitely a lot of press that's going to be coming around the book, which brings up the dancing with the stars. Um, I got offered to do dancing with the stars last year, but we turned it down one because I didn't, we wanted to do it the timing of my book coming out, but two, like, uh, what am I going to do? Torque on the fucking audience members lap. Like I cannot, I can't listen. I can shake my ass and I can hold, I have rhythm, but you're not going to see me doing the fucking cha cha
Starting point is 00:50:51 or the waltz. Like there's, I just can't do that. There's, it's not going to happen. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to look like that. That'll be me. Like, you know, I would be happy if I made it just even to the second show
Starting point is 00:51:02 because there's no way that I'm gonna be able to fucking, I don't know, it's just, that's intimidating. It is a lot. Yeah. It's a lot of practicing too. Like they practice for like months before too, right? Yeah. What did they want?
Starting point is 00:51:17 They wanted me to go to LA and like live in LA from like May until November. Like three months. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like if you miss a move, you just start to work in. You literally just practice. You literally practice from like 11 in the morning to like seven or eight at night. Like it's that's a lot. Yeah. No, but and and
Starting point is 00:51:34 trust me, I would be so honored to be on Dancing with the Stars and I'm so honored that they even considered me. But y'all don't want to see that. You guys do not want to see that. There's no fucking way dude. Somebody goes to lift me up and I'm like fart. Yeah, I'm definitely going to shit my pants and the costumes they wear. Like, come on. There's no way I'm going to a pussy lip is going to pop out. Oh, yeah, not the post.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Did you guys see that soccer game where the dude's ball fell off the side of his short? No, no. What fucking soccer game was this? Yeah, I'll send it to you guys in the DMs. Was it a real? Yeah. Why? It was a real game. Yeah. No, I meant I.G. Real. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:52:20 And yes. OK. Got it. Like televised game. Why was his shorts so short? Why his balls? Why were those? Have you seen Jaime shorts today? They're so short. Let's see them.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Jaime, let's see. You got the hoochie daddy shorts? But those aren't that short. Those aren't, yeah. They were pretty short. They're above me. Yeah, maybe it's because you were sitting earlier, but I mean, they're pretty short.
Starting point is 00:52:38 I mean, they're not terrible though. I've seen shorter. Like my husband and his fucking Daisy Duke era. That was, whoa. You guys that commercial. Who cut those? Those... Jason asked if it was his real legs. He goes, did he have a leg stunt double or those his real legs?
Starting point is 00:52:54 Those are his real fucking legs. That was him. Listen, I told you guys my husband's translucent. He got the Milky Whites, baby. Does he not have any tattoos on his legs? No. He has none. That's crazy. He has some on his upper thighs, but you don't have any tattoos on his legs? No, no, he has none.
Starting point is 00:53:08 He has some on his upper thighs, but you don't see him. Yeah. Funny. No. Well, listen, he felt he FaceTime me from the set and he's like, baby, I got to show you something and like handed somebody the phone and they'd like walked out. And I was like, oh, this is hot. This is like I'm like, please, please wear these for me. Like at home. Like, I love it. That is hot. I'm like, please, please wear these for me, like at home. Like, I love it. That is so funny. Well, is there anything else you guys want to talk about?
Starting point is 00:53:31 Yes. What do you got? Oh, here we go. Let me, uh, yeah, hold on. Oh, yeah. I found something on the internet I have to share with you guys. you guys. Here it up for the testicle. It's not the testicle. One. I hope you guys haven't seen this. Let me switch. All right. Say bye to the bird. He's officially unattached from the egg. He's tired. He's having a day. He's having a day. Baby. Happy birthday. I hope his foot's okay. That foot looks a little mangled. Oh God.
Starting point is 00:54:08 We'll find out once he stands up, if his foot curls in, we're gonna have a little bit of an issue, but. Oh no. No, it's okay. Give him a chance. Let's hope both little feet just go flat. Look at him, he's twerking.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Look, that's Bunny. That would be Bunny dancing. That's me and Dancing with the stars right there. Oh, they both look flat. Do they look flat? Yeah. It looks like a penguin. That's how I walk. That's what I look like when I first wake up in the morning.
Starting point is 00:54:35 It's like me getting a sweet treat at night. That's me. That's me walking to the bathroom every morning. Look at it panting. It's tired. Well, normally, like it goes and and, like, rests on its, like, brothers and sisters, but it'll get there in a couple. He doesn't have any brothers and sisters in there.
Starting point is 00:54:53 He's all by himself. This dude's going to have fucking issues. Yeah. He's going to have abandonment issues. He's going to be the emo chick. Yeah. Oh, not the emo chick. You're going to have an emo chick.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Yeah. All right, what do you you wanna talk about, guys? Guys, let me disconnect this real quick. Head bobbing. Did you guys see this on the internet? Because this is going viral right now. Yep, yep. I literally just liked it. You guys.
Starting point is 00:55:31 It's in Missouri. Of course. Wait for it. This is an Amazon driver you guys. Here we go. The cat's so confused. He licked the cat. He licked the cat. He picked these people's cat up and licks the cat.
Starting point is 00:56:08 You can see him eyeballing the cat too. Cause he's like, what is that? He looks like he has people in his basement. I'm not joking. I would have freaked out if someone picked my chicken up on my front porch and licked it. Doesn't Amazon do like background checks on no obviously not
Starting point is 00:56:29 Like my strange addiction Maybe he's like I mean cuz I spit in Chachi's mouth, but that's your dog. Yeah Yeah, you're not a random you didn't know that if it like there's a trick that I think Cesar Milan Taught a long time ago where it's like to bond with your dog, you spit your spit in their mouths and it brings you like closer together. Nobody- This is a random person's call.
Starting point is 00:56:52 I remember you saying that though, a while ago. Could you imagine someone walking to Chachi and spitting in his mouth? All the time, I love him. No, a random Amazon driver. Oh no, you pissed. Cause it his fucking game. But he didn't lick his mouth, he just licked his head,
Starting point is 00:57:05 right? Licks his face. Maybe he was a cat in another life. He's like cleaning the cat like it was his kitten. Maybe he was a cat in another life and that's his thing. Maybe he's just fucking weird. That's his thing that he does. Comments are always the best part.
Starting point is 00:57:19 I know. Cat needs a cigarette after this. The internet has fucking never defeated, dude. Undefeated. Oh, that's great. So I had to end it on a good little sweet cat note. Oh, man, I'm going to go home and lick crunch. All right, guys, are we out of here?
Starting point is 00:57:41 We're out of here. I'll see you guys next week. Bye.

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