Dumb Blonde - Throwback Thursday: Lil Wyte - A Memphis Icon

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

Bunnie is joined by veteran rapper Lil Wyte, a total icon that made his way from Memphis to stages all over the world. In Part 1, he talks about his developing bromance with Jelly, the secrets behind his early freestyling, what made his Mrs. Wyte stand out and got him to settle down, Three 6 Mafia, and the guardian angels that help guide him along. Lil Wyte: YouTube | IG | Spotify Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Is this thing on? All right, gentlemen, coming to main stage next this is bunny get up there she's got a tornado of titties coming your way get those dollar bills ready she's got an ass that shakes like michael j fox so get up there and throw throw throw them dollars dude that is fucking iconic what's up you sexy motherfuckers welcome to another episode of dumb blonde today we have the dynamic duo we have an icon in our midst it's motherfucking little white what it do baby what up baby and mrs white is the kid do can i just refer to you as mrs white or do you want me to call you nicole i love nicole me and nicole are homies outside of here but i just

wanted to know what the proper terminology was i'll be mrs white okay gotcha professional only thank you guys for coming to nashville you guys are in memphis right yeah well well bartlett we don't live in memphis oh you don't do you live like outside of memphis it's like franklin to nashville oh gotcha okay just like you say yeah i live in nashville but it's technically like yeah burbs. Nope. Isn't it crazy? Whenever Jay and I moved from, you know, fucking actual Nashville, like a little apartment in Nashville, out to the suburbs, we were like, property value went down. Oh, we brought our property value down. How the fuck did we get here?

You know? It was just crazy. Our cross-street neighbor is a Shelby County Sheriff, and he hates me. Oh, no. Well, I may allegedly have called him a racist pig one night allegedly this is what i was told i don't remember it so it didn't happen right no i totally understand we are friends with bartlett cops now though so we're like like they like know which cars are ours so they like leave us alone i got a little coin that says it's

basically a get out of jail free card i love it i didn't do too. I just try to lay low out here, man. I got pulled over and I think I have a warrant now because I haven't gotten a ticket in so long. Oh, by the way, that truck is sick. I ain't never seen it in person. That thing is cool. Oh, thank you so much. I love that color on the wrap. Oh, no, me too, dude.

I fucking, I'm all about, I told him I wanted the Elton John of G-Wagons. You got it. Yeah. You got it. You definitely got it. You understood the assignment completely. Dude, love it. I'm so happy you're here, White. of g wagons you got it yeah you got it you definitely got it no for sure completely dude love it um i'm so happy you're here white dude you don't realize how much of an icon you are or maybe you do do you realize how much of an icon you are i'm humble i mean i get it like like no

you don't need to be humble here just flex those nuts baby just for example like we just ate uh brunch at Ruby Sunshine. And we were leaving, and there was a whole family sitting at the table across from us. I kept seeing, you know, they're kind of out the corner, eyes looking at us. And we walked out. I was going to the car, and this little young girl walks up. She's maybe, what, 16, 17. She's like, I thought she was fixing to ask me for some money, the way she walked up.

But her baby was, like, fresh to death. So I was like, this bitch don't need no money. What is she fixing to ask me for some money, the way she walked up. But her baby was like fresh to death. So I was like, this bitch don't need no money. Right. What is she about to ask? She's like, I'm sorry to bother you, but my mom wants a picture with you. And I was like, your mom? She was like, yes. My mom's been a fan of yours for the last 20 years.

And I was like, okay. So that puts your mom at about 42. But how does that make you feel, though? Do you like it? I love it. I mean, like, and I've... I hate it. I won't go out with Jay anymore because of it.

Well, I tell this to everybody, and I've been saying this for a long time. Juicy told me 20 years ago, Juicy Jay said, when the pictures and autographs stop, it's over. Right. Well, that's true.

And as long as, you know, as long as one or two a week roll through, I'm still good. Yeah. The boy's still got it. I hate it. When I go out with Jay, we'll try to have date nights. You just got to rent out the whole building and just hide in the back corner?

Literally. I can't even get a date night alone with him because he's taking pictures and signing autographs all night. So it's like if we go out, it's like we have to go out of town. Well, I mean, to be honest, he's hard to miss. And ma'am, you're definitely hard to miss. Like you guys aren't like come on yeah and that's why like even like even when we go out we got like one bar we go to yeah that's and it's sad car it's my little spot i've been going there forever and we just go there everybody's like why do y'all always go here it's like because i can be

myself right they call me patrick here my name is pat here people don't call me little white these are my biker buddies and stuff yeah We have our own seats. Like if someone's sitting there and we walk in, they'll be like, hey, sorry Nicole. Sorry Pat. We can sit somewhere else. Well, I put a White Music logo sticker on one of the napkin holders on the bar. And like if we walk in and somebody's sitting there, they'll look

at it and be like, oh, sorry bro. Let me slide down. I'm like, dude, I'm not that boozy. But yeah, get out my fucking seat. Yeah. Like, I mean, you know. Well, one night we were in there and I went to smoke a cigarette out back and I pushed my seat forward onto the bar. You know, when you fold your seat up to let somebody know you're sitting there. Yeah. Had my food sitting there, pack of cigarettes, some keys.

And this guy, and keep in mind, I was, I don't remember what the occasion was, but there don't need one to be drunk. I was drunk. And the bartender was he was like hey is anybody sitting here and she was like tasha was like yeah somebody's obviously sitting here so he slides all my shit down pulls my chair down and just sits down allegedly somebody pulled a knife on him i don't know who that guy was there's a lot of alleged shit going on around you it's 2021 i'm not in car i'm not uh uh gonna uh what is it incriminating

yeah i'm not doing that so there's gonna be a few alleged around in this no listen i know how you guys roll i get it um so let's let's go i want to just kind of paint a picture i know everybody knows you know little white oxycott and all that stuff but do they really know like your backstory like where you grew up like your childhood and stuff like that so i kind of want to paint that picture like were you always did you always grow up and did you grow up in memphis like born and raised i grew up born and raised in fraser a little hood right at the right of north memphis um born and raised i mean we were actually like and you know we were probably one of the last white families to live in that neighborhood before it got just real bad.

Yeah. And when my dad passed away, well, I moved out as soon as that first check hit. As soon as that first doubt me now check hit, I was out. Well, did you, um, so you said that did when you, hold on a second, let me grab, let me grab my words here. When, uh, you were born, you were born in Memphis, whatever, and then we're going to slow it down and get to the money. Slow it down just straight to the money. But were you born into money, or was it like you were poverty stricken?

My dad was a heat and air conditioning man. My mom worked at Kroger. No, we were definitely poor. Did you always like rapping? Were you always into rap, or did you like music, or was that like your thing there's actually a picture somewhere I'm sure my little brothers got it but there was a picture of me jumping on my bed at like five with a guitar singing born in the USA I've always been interested in music crisscross totally crossed out was the first actual rap album i bought right because my

parents actually let me buy it because walmart had it on cassette or kmart somebody tried to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this somebody tried to write that i loved crisscross that's how old we are ladies and gentlemen yeah yeah i'm 142 million years old shit i am fucking forever 26 because the internet says. My soul has been here. The internet says I'm fucking 26. I'll be your older sister. I'm like, whatever, dude.

I'll fucking be eternal. I'm a vampire, bitches. I think my soul was created during the Big Bang. I feel like I've been here forever. Yeah. But I guess around like 10, 10 years old, I really got into like rap music. I liked it.

So I would have to hide my rap CDs behind. Me and her were just talking about this. She had to hide the Chronic album behind the Britney Spears CD. I got in so much trouble when my mom found that too. The Britney Spears CD? No, the Chronic CD. Oh, gotcha.

The one that had the weed leaf on it. And did you grow up in Memphis too? Is that where, like, did you guys know each other as kids or when did you grow up in memphis too is that where like did you guys know each other as kids or when did you guys she grew up on the whole other side of memphis and i oh gotcha was she the suburb baby no i was the other side of the hood oh gotcha north memphis and i was east memphis basically okay gotcha but about 10 years old i really got into rapping the guy that lived across the street rest in peace j, Jimmy Collins, he built speaker boxes for like the whole neighborhood. He'd, you know, go by the wood, pay him 150 bucks.

He'll build a speaker box. So I would be real young sitting over there with him just watching him build speaker boxes. And after he was done, he'd always pull out like some old triple six mafia cassette before they were three six. And he would test out the bump with that. mafia cassette before they were three six and he would test out the bump with that so like every time he got a new three six mafia tape he would let me take it across the street get a blank cassette burn it before my dad got home from work and i'd write like holiday classics on it or something like to where he would never know and then once cds came out my dad broke so many three six mafia cds because when was it because he thought it was...

Oh, because they were graphic. Just the graphic content and shit. When he first heard... I was that kid that would go to... I'd cut grass in the summertime and I'd go to yard sales and if I seen a set of speakers for sale, my eyes would light up.

By the time I was 12, I had 40 speakers. Looking back now, you was like 12 i had like 40 speakers and and looking back now you need a big receiver to push 40 speakers and i had like this little sony boom box which was definitely a fire hazard because i probably had 600 wires running behind this stuff and one day my dad came home early from lunch and heard me bumping slob on my knob and he just snapped it in half just broke it i was always in trouble for singing madonna in church like a virgin i actually got in trouble for singing like a virgin on some grandpa's lap oh wow i was a kid i didn't know what was happening but i was still

doing very similar things i know some people never change you know listen i was a whore from birth all right? I got in trouble for trying to go to a church Halloween party dressed as a devil. Oh, no. Apparently that's frowned upon. Yeah, it is frowned upon. I got fried in church and they sent me home. I was like, no. You walked in and they were like, no, bitch.

You talk about them in the Bible. Yeah. So technically, like, and it's a Halloween party. I'm just trying to bring all the characters to life. Thought I was doing right. We were born rebels. He was an angel that fell from heaven, you know? Jesus.

But like, and I'm not going to fast forward too far, but I'm going to go back. But like, it's funny because when I did sign the 3-6 mafia, my dad walked right up to Paul and Juicy and was like, because I was 17 when I signed. They had to sign my contract. My dad walked right up to Paul and was like, do you know how many of your cds i've broken and paul probably loved it i'm having to sign my son's contract he was like i'm actually glad you did break them cds he was like why he was like why did you go buy another one i was like of course i did he was like see he just kept the sales going you can break all his cds

that's awesome so moving forward you know dad's breaking all the three six mafia cds was there any other people who inspired you besides three six mafia or were you just like dude i'm gonna be a part of three six mafia no matter what well i was i was a big memphis rap fan period al capone eight ball mjg skinny skinny pimp i love me some eight ball and mjg i was listening to him yesterday we were just with them at the grizzlies game. They're some cool ass guys. I want them to come on the podcast. I love them. I can make that happen for sure.

Okay, cool. Yeah, I love 8-Ball. They love me to death. But I was a big fan of all the guys. Matter of fact, Skinny Pimp, when Skinny Pimp, King of the Playhouse Ball album dropped, that was the very first verse on Midnight Hose that I memorized the day it came out and went to school the next day and floated for the cafeteria and everybody thought that that was my lyrics did you always have a flow like or did you have to practice it because you know how some rappers have to like practice

and find their sound or was it just natural for you I had my partner a little black he actually gave me the name little white because everybody just called me a little pat and he's like little pat ain't gonna go nowhere he's like he's like i'm a little black and he was a crip so he spelled his b-l-a-c-c he was like spell it different kind of like the word hype let's make it w-y-t-e and i was like hmm that actually might work so what we would do is we would go to the lunchroom and we didn't battle we just freestyled and rapped and freestyling i feel is harder than just if you were to write one of the kings of it i know and i get so mad because i want him to do more freestyles and he fucking won't well even back when we were working a lot together back when even even when he was living in memphis there for a while with me

um you know i told him jelly you got to start writing this stuff down because if somebody somebody could just come in and say, they wrote that if you, if you don't have no documentation of writing this down or at least jot down the main, because he would literally write down his rhyming words and just tack it onto the wall. And he would just freestyle and just add the rhyming word freestyle.

And it's incredible watching him work that back, back in them days like that. But I never really was a, I was a writer. I've always been a writer. So what I would do, but I never really was a I was a writer I've always been a writer so what I would do we had lunch right before biology class and I hated biology class the teacher knew it he didn't even give me no problems so what I would do every day about the last 20 minutes of class

I'd write me a quick little 16 bar verse and I'd memorize it in that last 20 minutes so I'd go to the lunch table no paper no nothing in my hand and it'd go around each person and they always saved me for last because i was the only white boy at the table and uh they i just released this information like with since we've been together in the last few years a false freestyler i was a false flagging freestyler oh shit so but i mean everybody's but hold on if you wrote the lyrics isn't that still considered freestyle sure yeah i mean okay but like back then they were like nobody knew i had a a notebook full of rap did it have to be off the dome to be considered

freestyle yeah i mean yeah off the dome to consider freestyle yeah but nobody knew that it wasn't off the dome because i kept it a secret like literally up until like the last five years ago i said i did an interview with somebody and I told him and they were like that's pretty smart but it was funny because nobody everybody was like how does he fucking do this right how does he do this he's like I was rehearsing in the boys bathroom swear to God it's serious I've been there whispered it to myself but to be able to memorize that too and that short amount of time is actually

another thing that tripped everybody out because they it's it's not easy to memorize a whole 16 bars i can't even remember fucking mr grinch and that song's been around forever i had to have the fucking lyrics in the fucking booth you know so that's you know he still does it too like people get mad like when he's gotta like record a feature there's like he'll be in there writing the verse and stuff and then he'll drop it like one take jake and be done like man i ran the studio for eight hours and he's like you fucking wasted some money buddy that's how daddy is i'm hungry i got shit to do yeah no that's how jay is too he's like you guys are just fucking like programmed to you guys are just one of the goats you know when we was on the road back in the day when we was

constantly going and going and going we would we'd have like a little powwow in the van before we pull up to the studio i'm like all right bubba are you gonna go in here you write your fucking verse knock it out i'm a freestyle mind we'll be on the road in 45 minutes we'll be we'll be we'll be at outback steakhouse bubba in 45 minutes i'm fucking starving and i gotta take a shit you know it's even here yeah to take a shit part I believe but to even hear my husband try to plan out something is hilarious because I have to plan everything that dude is like a hot air balloon I gotta catch him and like bring him down to earth everything I am just that's hilarious okay so you went from doing you know freestyle quote-unquote battles in school and then when did you decide hey you know what I'm gonna start taking this in the

studio and I want to record an album well so I guess my sophomore year in high school it got to the point where like all the all the football players it got to the point to where like after I've been rapping for two or three years in school people would come over to the lunch table just for my verse and they would just wait they listen to everybody else's verse and then by the time i was done they just like oh god it fucking went crazy so like seeing the response from my peers is what really made me want to pursue it and then um the three six mafia album the end they had and they've never done this before but they put just an instrumental at the very end of that album just an instrumental no no lyrics or nothing

and i was like oh i'm gonna use this instrumental because i mean back in the day you couldn't buy beats in the 90s and shit yeah we're doing no you can buy them off like fucking the internet now yeah you can actually text you a beat now yeah but like so i would i literally went home Yeah, you can actually text you a beat now. Yeah. But, like, so I literally went home, popped that CD in, got my other little player, hit play record, and rapped into that little tiny little microphone and made my first demo tape. So I took it to the guys that was in my neighborhood that they had a little three, four white guy rap group. It was the only white boys in the neighborhood that could rap.

And I just came to them. They were, like, three, four years three four years older than me i was like look y'all need one more person here's my demo and it was like a cassette i'm like play the motherfucker trust me and um they did they liked me they ended up getting on like that out there their next mixtape and my dad one day when one night we were all out in front of my mom and dad's house it was like 10 o'clock we're all beating on the back of my mom's cutlass, making the beat and stuff. And that actual night, I did freestyle some stuff just off the top of my head. You felt like the pressure to have to do it? Well, not only that.

It was me and some of my closest friends that know I can rap. Right. And I went inside to get a glass of sweet tea or something. And my dad had been sitting on the porch in the dark the whole time listening to us. I didn't even know he was up there. So as I'm walking by, he's like, hey. And I was like, whoa, shit. You scared the fuck out of me.

He's like, was that you? I was like, what do you mean? He's like, when all your black buddies just went, ah. Was that you that did that? I was like, yeah, that was me. And he was like, well, I get my income tax check in like two weeks. What could you do with $1,500? Could you make a demo?

And I was like, fuck yeah, I could. I'll bring you the receipt. I will spend do with 1500 could you make a demo and i was like yeah i could i'll bring you the receipt i will spend every penny of that on a demo he went from breaking cds to making your first realizing that i had it was something there so sure enough like two weeks go by he walks in my bedroom i'm sitting there like playing video games or some he just gives me a check for 1500 and he was like uh take that to the bank put that in your account, and start doing what the fuck you said you was going to do. And within like three months, me and the other guys had a full demo tape made up.

And just for the record, they never paid my dad a penny from that shit. I don't mess with them no more anyways. But like five, six years go by. This is after i'm already with three six and i had a real nice fat little check come in and i was like i'm gonna pay that back tenfold i took that 15 grand cash and just said it i took it just set it on the coffee table i basically made it rain on the coffee table what is this i was like this is your 100 return this is your investment this is your 100 return return investment he was like you i don't need this. I was like, it's not about needing it. I needed that $1,500, so this is yours.

Aw. And he was like, are you good? I was like, I still got $140,000 in the bank. I'm straight. He's like, don't worry about me. And that weekend, he went and bought a bass boat and a motorcycle. Aw, he's living his best life. He was, man.

Rest in peace, pops. I know. Dude, that makes me so sad i i think one thing that is probably the hardest thing to ever watch is your spouse go through losing a parent like jay is still he can't talk about it without crying even like when um you know when when buddy passed you know i reached out to jelly like immediately yeah and because i know what he's going through and uh when we were at the rhyme and i said you know they're up there watching you right he was like how the you think we got here he's like we've always had them guardian angels watching us no that's that's

i just i hate it because you can hear the pain in your voice when you talk about your dad you know so i mean but at the same time you know like and the. And the love. He, I don't, it's crazy. It's like he passed in 08, and now like every year for his birthday, we throw him a big-ass birthday party. She throws him a party. For years we were. That's a good wifey. The first couple years, we would throw a party, like a cookout on the day he died.

But then the more, the older I get, I've woken up, what, the last three years and just couldn't figure out why I'm in a fucked up mood. And by the end of the night, I'm like, fuck, today was the day dad died. That's why. So the healing process of that is getting better for the simple fact that that date don't bother me no more that bad. But we always make sure we throw the fuck down on his birthday. The first year she did it, she did it as a surprise. Oh, my God, it's so hard.

I was like Phoenix Xanax on the way home from a show i'm like just go to sleep eat that i got some phone window drive faster yeah is window still around i remember when i met you guys six years ago he was around we're still super good friends he don't work for me no more i just talked to him the other day after uh you know west ph passing. Yeah, that's fucking horrible, man. All right. It's crazy, especially when people like our age are passing. It's just like, bro. He's only six months older than me, and I'm 39.

Yeah, just crazy. It's scary. It's terrifying. Well, let's bring it back. So did you meet Jay before you signed with 3Six or after? It was actually right after. I'd say six months after doubt me now my first album dropped so this was like 2003 2004 well let's talk about you signing with three

six and then we'll get into you and daddy roll but so a daddy roll so um you dropped your first album with your dad's money that he invested right and then from there what happened so the guys that i was rapping with at the time it's actually a pretty crazy story like so i was working at this warehouse uh it was like a warehouse for i could not see you working in a warehouse i don't like people so i was gonna say you would have a bunch of alleged situations going on i mean my very last job was a manager at blockbuster who Who the fuck makes me a manager? I was stealing DVDs, allegedly, and all kind of shit. I was still renting Little Mermaid at that same Blockbuster.

Yeah, that guy sounds like it sounds fucked up when she says it that way. I wonder if you guys crossed paths. We had to because I worked like every day and Little Mermaid was always rented out. But like, so the day, so i was working at this warehouse it was actually like a off-site warehouse for fedex or like uh i guess you say like the employee catalog where they order like golf balls and shit like that just like mugs and it was one of those little small warehouses and i was working there we were listening to k97 that day and uh mike my supervisor i'll never forget it paul and juicy were hey, just to let y'all know,

we're in the process of looking for a couple new artists. If y'all see us in the street, give us your demo. Don't be afraid to walk up and speak. You know, we're genuine dudes. We're good people. Just come holler at us. Give us your demo. I would be scared of them.

I had just given Mike, my supervisor, the demo the day before. Because I went and got like 500 cassettes pressed up, packaged, barcodes, the whole line. Brought my dad back his 17 cents. Those were the days, back in the days. God, I miss them days. I know. And Mike's like, man, you should just leave work right now and go to K-97. And I said, Mike, I got a baby on the way.

I can't miss, I can't lose this job like my baby mom was three months four months pregnant whatever she was at the time so come to find out i get home later on that night i i can still taste that night my mom made fucking spaghetti with chef salads and fucking french bread i still remember like it was yesterday so i just got off work i'm making my plate the phone rings my dad answers it my dad it was yesterday. So I just got off work. I'm making my plate. The phone rings. My dad answers it. It was a house phone, of course.

My dad answers the house phone. My dad's like, Pat, telephone. It's your boy or whatever. And I answered. He's like, bro. So today, 3-6 Mafia was at K-97. We took them our demo. I was like, what?

He was like, yeah. I was like, bullshit. He was like, no, they want to meet with us tomorrow or the next day. I'm like, dude, look, I just got off work. I'm hungry. I ain't got time for this shit. I don't got time for these games. I hung up on him.

He calls me right back immediately. He's like, this is not a drill. Three Six Mafia has our demo. They listen to it. And within an hour, they call us back. So I go back to work the next day. And I tell Mike, I'm like, dude, the world works in mysterious ways. And I told him about them going to work the next day and I tell Mike I'm like dude the world works in mysterious ways and I told him about them going to drop the demo off and me not having to lose my fucking job

and uh I was like he was like well what you need me to do I said look one of them's supposed to call tomorrow afternoon at five he's like so what's the big deal I was like I don't get off work till six he's like not tomorrow you're getting off at 4 30 tomorrow you need this because he was like he really wanted me to win yeah and um and it was your number on the mixtape yeah and it was my mom and dad's phone number on the back of the mix the house number was on the back of the mixtape so like my fucking house number blew up every day once because once they got into circulation oh yeah we were like the most talked about shit in our neighborhood yeah everybody knew something was about to happen between either all of us or one of us right and um i go over to dude's house and he's like out on the front porch on the phone he's like

hold on one minute i'm gonna have everybody around the speakerphone and i'm cracking a joke i'm like oh who's that dj paul and he goes he comes to the phone and he goes, no, it's fucking Juicy J. Shut up. I was like, I'm like, is this shit real? Because I'm still in disbelief. So we crowd around

the old conference phone, put it on speakerphone and sure enough, hey guys, what's up, man? It's Juicy J, man. Hey, man, I just wanted to tell y'all

y'all got some hard shit, man. I know, man, we want to meet you guys, man. Y'all come to the studio tomorrow. I called Mike. As soon as we left that meeting i said mike i will not be coming into work tomorrow because they want to really see us this shit is real so we ended up going up there how are you feeling were you like nervous well the problem was i think all three of

the other guys in the group saw me as a threat because i was younger. Well, and you also were probably the talent. The talent. Sexiness. Yes. I'll let you speak on that one. My overall sexiness. So I get home, and I'm calling all the guys like, hey, man, we got to be at the studio. It's going straight to voicemail, every one of them. I'm like, these motherfuckers done left me. they did wow so they were hating from the gate from the gate

hating from the gate and your dad is the one that fucking invested in the damn cd and then it hit me go to the caller id i scrolled back oh my god i remember caller id i had to think i was like caller id i scrolled back like three days and sure enough, hypnotized mind studio was one of the missed calls that they called during the day. I was at work. My dad was at work. They probably wanted you anyways.

I'm getting to it. Okay. I was going to say they probably, it was you. I remember two, eight, one, one,

one, one, seven. I still remember the fucking number. That's so crazy, man. So I called the number and Poncho, their old security that worked the front desk in the reception

little area answers and he's like, him says, what's up? I was like, hey, this is Lil White. Are there three white rappers in there? He's like, yeah, it's supposed to be four of them. No, it's what I heard. I was like, yeah, it's me. What's the damn address to the studio? These motherfuckers left me.

He's like, oh, that's messeduckers left me he's like oh that's messed up man he's like 301 washington avenue suite 302 pound 1802 at the gate still remember that shit like there's nothing so i pull up i'm in my mom's two-door cutlass baby blue oh my god i wrecked one a green one and man i pull up and i'm like, if this code actually works, this is going to be amazing. So pound 1802. Gate opens up. I pull around. There's like Mercedes everywhere.

Rolls Royce. Oh, you know Paul and his fucking fancy schmancy car. It's a Capricorn thing. When I saw that goddamn big body Benz blacked out black rims and just, I was like, well, I'm here. And then I looked underneath the back. I have arrived. I looked underneath the, where you can see the back like the parking spot and it said parking for hypnotized minds dj paul juicy j i was like this is insane so i went upstairs

i opened the door when poncho opened the door let me it was so weird because when i got to the door i could see my reflection in the wood door and i was just like this is happening this is fucking really happening three six barf is on the other side of this door and i'd never been to a concert i've never met him i never attempted to meet him and uh i walk in and paul's sitting in like a swivel chair like just a office chair or whatever and he's watching a game or something and he spins around real slow like fucking dr evil or some shit and he goes you must be a little white and i was like yeah and i look around the other guys in the fucking room like forget somebody yeah and they were like oh hey white we were just about to call you blah blah blah fuck off

what douchebags so uh while we're in there like within the first 15 minutes that we were there hey juicy how much you pay for that watch how much the mercedes cost outside While we're in there, like within the first 15 minutes that we were there, hey, Juicy, how much you pay for that watch? How much the Mercedes cost outside? Y'all got some bad bitches? I know y'all got some good drugs in here. And I just stood up, and I walked away from that conversation. I walked down the hallway, and in the hallway, it was all their plaques and all their gold and platinum records and shit.

I'm just reading all of them. It's like surreal. I'm just reading all of them. And Paul got up from the conversation, and he he walked upstairs he saw me in the hallway and he put his arm around me and he was like you want you one of those i was like i want a lot of these i was like but i refuse to be part of the conversation they're in down there i was like because that conversation ain't shit until you get my bed until you get one of these you ain't finna get no fucking car flashy fucking diamond watch or none of that shit till you break make the music and make the money yeah paul was like you're a smart kid how are you

i was like 17 he was like fuck 17 i was like baby he was like yeah i was like he was like how old are they i'm like 23 24 or whatever he was like okay he was like, how old are they? I'm like 23, 24, whatever. He was like, okay. He was like, all right. I see what's going on here. So like six months go through negotiations and shit. We're all walking on eggshells for six months hoping. The whole band or the whole group? The whole group, yeah. Did you guys have a name?

It was the SFC, the Shelby Forest Click. Okay, gotcha. I'm only answering this because it's you, Bunny. I love you. That's an love you that's an exclusive it's an exclusive but uh so about six months go by we get a call both of me and uh dale the main leader dude or whatever we get a call and he's like it's our attorney and our music attorney he's like uh i got good news and i got bad news you know we all crowded around the fucking conference phone again and at this point i'm over at his house and it's like about 15 of them and i'm there by myself and they've all been

like best friends for decades and so we're all sitting there he's like all right what's the good news and dude the attorney's like well the good news is the contract's in and it's a pretty good contract it's a decent contract for you know first time you know new artist he's like okay well what's the bad news the bad news is it's only for a little white solo deal yes there's like but in the process if the solo deal goes well y'all will be on the album and y'all will have a group album afterwards we're just gonna test the waters with the solo deal and everybody was like oh okay whatever they were fucking so pissed up the phone and the main dude he leans forward he goes so what you gonna do you going with them or us i mean you motherfuckers left me like is that even a fucking what did you just am i going with y'all or three six mafia you tell me so they actually ended up backing me out to my car like i had to

walk backwards because i was like scared because they wanted to like fight you there was 15 of them they was ready to rip me apart and throw me in the lake next door and man i walked backwards to my car i said look man i got some thinking to do i'm going home i will call y'all tomorrow and then like you know as soon as i got home i talked to my dad about it my dad was like man fuck them guys them guys still ain't even paid me a penny from the 1500 none of that shit yeah and uh i called dj paul and i was like because paul and juicy both gave me their phone numbers that night the studio and they was like look we ain't giving out our phone numbers to everybody but if you need anything you call me so i called

paul i was sitting on the back of my dad's pickup truck just sitting out there just in disbelief of everything just happened i'm smoking me it's like a face i mean and you're you're still a baby you're literally 17 yeah i'm literally 17 no matter if you're having kids on the way and fucking record deals it's still a lot to take in at that age so i called paul and i'm like you ain't gonna believe this shit. I'm like, bro, these folks are already beefing with me. He said, oh, y'all must have got the call from the lawyer. I was like, yeah, we did.

I love how Paul's so nonchalant about it. I was like, yeah, he's still there. He's always like that. He's fucking hilarious. So he goes, he's so stupid. I said, guess what they asked me? He said, what? I was like, they asked me what I was going to do.

Go with them or go with y'all? He said, so what's the decision you're going to what? I was like, they asked me what I was going to do. Go with them or go with y'all? He said, so what's the decision you're going to make? I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm on the phone with you. I had to basically run out of their house to keep from getting shot. Yeah. Don't fuck this up, Paul. And he was like, and the next thing you know, for like the next six, probably the next year,

every time they would drive by my house, throwing shit at my house, just fucking terrorizing my neighborhood and shit. And, you know, they got the best of us a couple times. We beat the shit out of them a few times. And one fateful evening after I signed, my parents had to go sign my contract. This was probably a month after I signed my contract. I was out of town somewhere with some friends. I want to say we were at like Spring River

or something like that. We were out just doing some redneck white boy shit. Four wheelers and canoes and stuff. I get a phone call. One of my partners got a phone call from my dad because my phone was dead. And they were like, Pat needs to come home ASAP.

And I'm like, what the fuck happened? Come to find out they sent a crackhead to my mom and dad's house to whoop my ass and i'm like what the fuck happened kind of find out they sent a crackhead to my mom and dad's house to whoop my ass and i wasn't there all because they didn't get signed yeah so they beat the shit out of my mom and gave her brain damage oh my god and it kicked in early stages of dementia and alzheimer's and she fucking lost her mind so like it's like they know they know what they did you You know what I mean? Are these guys still... But I don't think they know the extent of what happened to her.

Are these guys still around? Yeah, they're still around. But like, are they in prison? Are they just fucking losers? Yeah, one of them, the main guy that did it, he went to jail for accidentally killing his girlfriend.

Oh, sounds like a great person. And yeah, I mean, they got karma that's been handed to them left and right one of the main dudes who started all the bullshit he's from what i hear he's basically a walking deathbed he's done did so many drugs and just i think i got most of them finally like blocked on his social media because they would like he would like make a post and they'd be like white stole my lyrics back in the day and i'm just like god there are people please i saw there's people that do that to jay too and it's like literally i'll i'll hit them up and be like okay oh so you guys

had a bad business let me write you a check or jay i'll be like let's write you a check if it's such a problem or if it's like a legit issue and they they don't want the money they just want to talk shit they want to you know they want the cloud to be like yeah i stole that lyric yeah well yeah it's just it's well people me and jelly the same way if i use someone else's lyric i'm gonna give them props in that verse like like you know i'm even like i've even quoted a couple of jelly roll lyrics like totem pole say something something something something i'm saying like but people don't pay homage that's what it is yeah and that nine times out of ten that's all these motherfuckers won't yeah they just want the clown and i don't even do that unless it's one of my partners like if it's a dj paul or juicy line or something yeah and i'll always pay homage to

the person who said it first and i shit i've i can tell you jelly ain't stolen by his phone no i these are more like people who are like, oh, he slept on our couch and we funded some of his studio time. And if it's legit, Jay's like, cool, let's write him a check. And I'll be like, okay. I'll slide in their DM.

Instead of you making a post talking shit about how much of his wife's a whore and fucking all this other shit, let us write you a check. And then they'll be like, no, it's all right, we don't want your money. You just would rather sit there and fucking talk shit like people are just fucking miserable i mean they did get off on it i literally spend like every morning i wake up and i go through

all the comments like even the the the r.i.p west up they were talking about him they were talking about jelly they were like this is you're missing the whole point he just lost his best fucking friend y'all here and then they were like putting his song lyrics like don't do the lyrics to oxy cotton on r.i.p post yeah that's terrible or people don't know how to read the room man you hey check out my music hey man i'm clearly crying right now yeah do you think i want to listen to your bullshit ass song oh no i literally had a post the other day about how i had depression and i have like fucking 10 people in my DMs asking me for money. It's like, bro, I fucking feel like I want to hang myself today.

Like, and you literally all you're asking me for is to. Can I hold a hot 20 before you, you know. Oh, no, they asked me. These motherfuckers are like, can you pay like 5,000 for this? I want to get my body. I have people who ask me to get their body done for them. Like, it's just it's the craziest thing ever. But people just don't know how to read a room anymore. They don't anymore you know i i said this the other day on a podcast we were doing the

internet has made people comfortable with saying shit that they would never say to somebody's face because they never say they forget that our generation grew up liking to fight i like to fight i still get in trouble i'm not allowed to fight anybody the one time i went to swing on somebody he grabbed me and he like hanged me like two of the big homies and i'm like this is bullshit. Like, let me just. I grabbed her. I had to hook her arm.

And I was like, take her. Listen. If somebody touches her, you big fuckers rip that motherfucker in half. I don't even break a nail I can fight. I'm good. I am so crazy. I want to go through your entire friends list, find your wife, your grandmother. I want to find out where you work.

I want to fucking wreck your life. You know? Like, I'm not crazy. So, yeah. Oh, your favorite teacher was your third grade english teacher yeah that bitch is dead yeah no for sure all right so let's bring it back so you signed with um three six and then from there you guys made an uh your solo album or you did an album with them we uh made the solo album doubt me now the first actual track they put me on it was crash the club and they put it on project pat bonus disc project pat whoop whoop so excited yeah he's an aquarius like

me i just found that out i was like i knew i was gangster yeah um so they put it on they put it on a bonus disc and nobody knew i was white everybody just thought i was some new artist for three six and i was like dude's hard as fuck so even though when we when we ended up coming out and dropping the album paul made the album cover black and white like the scarface cover so people still couldn't figure out if i was black or white right because i guess just hearing you you would sound like a black artist i mean i've heard that a lot i mean the older i get i hear my countryness come out you know because like even though i lived in the hood you know i went out to my godfather's farm every summer and stayed the whole summer and got my my good old boy shit in i thought the same thing though when i first heard his the the demo with the group before

he got signed i someone had actually heard my demo before i was like i like that one dude who's that and like yeah my my best friend was dating some little redneck dude out in like millington he's like that's little white and i'm like why is his name little white like why is a black guy going by little white and they're like no no he's super cool and i'm like whatever y'all little little did you know you'd be slobbing his knob later on in life i still get so i still like have like little moments for're in the studio doing something. I'm like, yeah, that's mine. Y'all bitches couldn't handle that. Shit, I see Jay in the studio

and I'm like, who wants to come suck it? Who's going to suck it tonight? I swear we were just in the studio with Justin Time. Shout out to Justin Time. We're working on this project. He's coming on the podcast too. That's a funny motherfucker.

He's got to bring his buddy Big Murph with him though. Murph is one of the funniest people i've ever met in my life oh that's awesome but um every time i walked out the booth she had these like i'm gonna fuck the shit out of you guys i always like to send them i'm like let me see let me see let me see your nutsack and they'll like go and they'll come back and i'm like thanks baby that's nutsack i was looking for yeah so i did good i'm like put your balls in this verse babe put your dick and balls in this future just fuck that verse baby fuck the shit out of that verse but yeah so like after after we dropped my first album uh e eric from out here in nashville he put i can't think of it yeah. Yeah, fucking, he's, yes. Yes, we know. Yep. He's come around to a few times in these six years Jay and I have been together.

Not come around us, but reared his ugly head. He put together a tour with me, Jelly, Stack, Struggle, Alexander King, I want to say Nash Villain was there, and like one or two more people. I can't remember who it was so like we pull up at this hotel in Knoxville and it's just like me and one other my partner that used to ride with me and shit and DJ so when did you before you get into that tour it did so when did you meet Jay that's what this is this is the tour okay so you didn't even know who they

were you were just going on tour with them I knew of Stack I'd never met Stack right I knew of stack because i'd heard some of his music it didn't get played a lot in memphis because memphis is just so hood but i definitely had heard of him and um i pull up and of course it was back in the day the outdoor hotel rooms with the fucking crime scene oh yeah yeah before the yeah and uh those are my favorite i look up on my favorites. I look up on the balcony. The hourly ones. I look up on the second floor balcony that walks to your rooms and there's like the goon platoon. And I mean, it's all of them up there.

And I'm like, fuck. I'm like, it's just me and you. I ain't bringing no gun. I don't know these motherfuckers for shit. And of course, when we first walked up. I love that you guys are also a gangster. Because people would never think that you guys are also a gangster because people would never think that you guys were but like jay moves like that too like we're not gonna get into his

gangster shit we all know about jay's gang but i just love that you guys are like you know gangsters and it's just like you know not the typical gangster though so you can take the girl at the hood but you can't right exactly exactly i'm like looking at all these big men this was back when you know struggle was fat jelly was a little bigger than he is now he had braids down his ass i would have never dated him ew and um i walk upstairs and uh stack sees me first he goes there goes they got a little white right there and uh jelly turns around immediately he's like oh what's up man we're all big fans and shit Struggle walks right up to my face like as close to this mic

as Mike is and he goes hey bro you know you sampled my grandpa and I'm like who the fuck is your grandpa Waylon fucking Jennings I was like oh shit I'm about to die in Knoxville and he like gave me this

meme mug and I know you've seen it. Struggle's got that eye. He was like, nah, I'm just fucking with you. My whole family loves that song, man. Y'all killed that shit. I was like, bro, fucking scared the shit out of me there for a minute. I thought you was going to throw me off this balcony. He was like, nah, man, my whole family loves that song.

We love what you do. And especially being a Juicy J, DJ Paul track, it just makes it even better. He was like, so y'all, you're family with me now. And it was funny. We was only on like a little 10 city run, but it was called the White Boys Can't Rap Tour. And of course, all of us can spit. Right.

And it was just weird because I was the smallest and Jelly was the biggest. And we just clicked. I think it was just that. We would always joke about him being so much bigger than me and me being smaller than all of them. It's like Mutt and Jeff, the cartoon characters. Like, it was just like, we just, me and Jelly just clicked. Like, I don't know what it was.

Our personalities just clicked. And then, like, I had so much respect for him as an artist with just, you know, his stage presence as such a big dude. You know what I mean? As such a big dude, Jelly would get on that motherfucker and rock that bitch. Oh, no, he don't fuck around his stamina on stage he could be fucking 500 pounds and still fucking just run from one side of the stage to the other and i can't keep up with your big ass yeah no he's got stamina, dude. We stayed in contact over the phone, you know, after the tour, and then Jelly got locked up. And as a matter of fact, Fat Boy from Jackson, Tennessee,

calls me one day, and he's like, yo, Jelly rolls out of jail. And it had been like a couple few years or whatever since I talked to him. I'm like, damn, for real? He's like, also, I got a feature from Jelly because he just got out and he was trying to get some money in his pocket so i threw him a few hundred dollars whatever

dropped on the song he was like but you got a bigger platform than i got can i give you the song and you put it on your next mixtape and i was like yeah fuck yeah so jelly found out about that and he was like he calls me he's like what's up baba i'm fucking free and i was like man i know i heard man i was like what are you doing he was like man not in the studio been in a goddamn studio ever since i got home and i left this i've been sleeping on the couch getting up and rapping some more and blah blah blah and i'm like that's what's up man he goes look man what are you what are you doing today bubba i was like not real it was like a wednesday like 10 o'clock in the morning sounds like my

husband's manic ass yeah he's like what are you doing today bubba i was like a Wednesday. Like 10 o'clock in the morning. Sounds like my husband's manic ass. Yeah, he's like, what are you doing today, Bubba? I was like, I'm absolutely nothing, to be honest. He was like, well, listen here. I got about 40 fucking songs I want you to hear. You need to come to Nashville today. And I was like, okay. He does that to D-Ray all the time, too. He said something that, and I'm not gonna say

no names cause everybody's gonna figure it out on their own but he was like when I got out of jail the person that was supposed to fuck with me

the hardest ain't paid me no attention and I know you got my back so come see what I got and fuck that other dude and I was like alright

is it the same dude who's not doing anything with his life I think we're on the same page yeah so you're about 99.9999% accurate on that one yeah All right. Is it the same dude who's not doing anything with his life? I think we're on the same page. Yeah. So you're about 99.9999% accurate on that one. Yeah.

So me, my ex-business partner, and my DJ at the time, Flip. Shout out to Flip. Flip, the one that lives in Washington now? Oh, we love Flip. Okay, very cool. That's my fucking brother from another movie. Yeah, he's a sweetheart. I love his whole family. Flip was like...

They're awesome. It's funny, too, because on the way there, we pull up. It was when Struggle had his mass bomb studio in the office building. And we pull up. Jelly comes out. Braids are gone. He's got a fresh fade. He's all fresh as hell.

Struggle's braids are gone. It's been like four years since I've seen these guys. I was like, man, y'all's glow up is beautiful. So Jelly picks me up so tight. He popped every bone in my back and my sides. Doesn't he give the best bear hugs? Oh, my God, yes. I love those.

So he picked me up. He was like, what are you doing, Bubba? You're just dangling. My feet are just like kicking. He's got me in midair. I'm just like, I'm here. This music jelly he's like he's like shaking me he's like guess what i just set up for us i was like what he was like i got us two weeks in panama city beach spring break we got six shows booked we leave next week i'm like dude i got kids i can't just i gotta

figure this out you gotta he's like you, Bubba. You got baby mamas. Okay? Now tell them bitches to figure it out. Story of his life. That's how he still is. Tell them bitches to figure it out.

Take them to their grandparents' house. I don't give a fuck what you gotta do. Make them 100 hot pockets. Put them in the microwave. I don't care. He's like,

we got six shows in PCB. He's like, I'm taking 10,000 deal or no deal mixtapes and we're giving them all out for free and we're gonna flood them. And by day like four I'm taking 10,000 deal or no deal mixtapes, and we're giving them all out for free, and we're going to flood them. And by day four, down in Panama City,

almost every car on the street was jamming fucking no deal or no deal. And I mean, it was just like we were constantly looking at each other. I'm like, dude, this is it, bro. You're something special, bro. I told him that, too, when I first met him. Even the first time I heard him sing. the first time I heard him sing you know yeah I heard him sing like he would just walk around the studio walk around the house humming shit but when we did the snow album and he sung pain no more she

won't feel that pain no more and I was like bro when did you write that he said I wrote that in prison but I've been sitting on this for a minute and the chick that was in the car with us is fucking boohoo and crying while he's singing. And I'm like, this is what you do to people. I mean, I'm tearing up at watching her cry. And I'm just like, Jelly, look, you're one of the most amazing rappers on the planet. But you've got to start crossing the singing and rapping. And dude, that's your calling, bro. but you've got to start crossing the singing and rapping and do that's your calling bro that's why i like it the rhyming man just seeing him up there man i teared up so big it was just

like god yeah because i saw it before a lot of people did and he'll he'll he's done a few interviews in the last you know year or so and he makes sure he lets people know white's on that shit before anybody did. He loves you. Patrick Lanshaw, that's all I hear. Patrick is so adorable when they're together. Oh, no, I love when they're together, dude. You got me tearing up right now. Aww.

No, Jay really loves you, dude. Houlihan. Yeah, Houlihan. Patrick Houlihan. Patrick Houlihan. Yep. He loves you so much. Anytime he talks about you, he literally lights up.

And he always wants to dedicate so much attention and time to you. That's why he's, like, real picky about when he sits down with you because he's, like, he wants to invest himself in your whole situation, you know? It's just the cutest thing. You guys have the cutest relationship. Well, like, even at the Ryman when they gave him, you know, when the lady told him about the Grand Ole Opry, like, after she walked off and stuff,

I walked over and put my hand on his shoulder. I was like, congratulations. And then he turned around, picked me up again. What are we doing, Bubba? How did I get here? I said, brother, you are the GOAT. You deserve all this shit. You're the GOAT, bro.

You're the fucking GOAT, man. To this day, my favorite album that my husband has done is No Filter 2 with you. No Filter 2 is retarded. I fucking bump that shit all the time jamming i jam we listen we all listen to it on almost every road trip dude i love no filter two i'm like when can we put this on fucking instagram and shit like i want to be able to put it in my stories when i'm half naked two are bangers yeah and see that's why

like you know like when when she reached out to you about the whole west thing you know west no filter one that was all west pushing that to get that budget for us to get that tour bus to yep get that fucking 10 by 10 backdrop made and shit you know just the last the last week i've really just been just reminiscing on all the shit the dude really did for all of us and like yeah it was definitely a he definitely believed in jelly like a motherfucker. He believed in me. And it's just, you know, when you got somebody that believes that much in what you do that's no longer here, it's tough. Yeah, especially that somebody that's seen you guys from the beginning. Because you guys are such loyal souls, too.

That's one thing I do. Like me coming from the West Coast. The men on the West Coast fucking are at each other's throats. They don't give a fuck. They're snakes to each other. And I'll be the first one to say it but you guys out here have like such a camaraderie even if you don't really fuck with each other 24 7 you guys fuck with each other like even you know me and jelly's gotten into plenty of arguments and fucking different fights and shit but like as soon as we see each other again it's like what was that all about

yeah come here give me a hug because you you guys are brothers. It's just brothers. It's a brotherly love. It ain't like we're friends. We've been doing this. We've been rocking for since 2004, basically. I mean, shoot, we're going on a 20-year friendship, man. Yeah. No, you guys, it's definitely special what you guys have.

Let's navigate into when you and Nicole met. So when did you guys first cross paths? Well, technically, we crossed paths when she was about seven years old. Eight years old at a fucking Blockbuster, and I didn't even look at her that way. She was renting Little Mermaid. Well, after my Little Mermaid days. Well, it was funny because Blockbuster really was my last job. When Paul said, all right, it's time to start recording,

I literally took my shirt off right then, threw my shirt at the it was like deuces rolled out of my homeboys two-door well thank god because like pat loud as hell blockbusters out of fucking business anyways are we good there's still one left are we good okay i was just checking is there oh yeah it's in oregon yeah yeah i just watched the fucking i did too it's pretty good you guys want to watch a good fucking documentary Watch the Von Dutch documentary It'll blow your fucking mind Really We started it

It's insane We did start the Von Dutch We started but Crown won that night Well get past the first One or two episodes And that motherfucker is Yeah it's nuts It blows your mind

I started watching Actually I made it like The second episode And you passed out But I turned it off Oh well Crown beat me But um Alright so

Besides meeting when she was seven When did you guys Let's fast forward to that? So I was a bartender at 152 on Beale Street, which was like the VIP club that was open till 5 a.m. that no one ever wanted to go to. But everybody ended up there. And he walked up to my bar one day. My friend Renee was bartending.

She was like, little whites over there. I was like, oh, hold on. And I just went. I picked up my crown and croak. Crown and croak. Crown and croak. I mean, you will croak if you drink too many of them. So I handed up my crown and croak crown and croak i mean you will croak if you drink too many of them so i handed him a crown and coke and he was like here you go crown and coke he's

like how the fuck did you know what i like she's like i listen to your music like if anyone offered you anything but a crown and coke then the so like yeah for like maybe what the next two to three four years every time i would come up there i would pass all the other bartenders two to three four years it took you to get in her pants well no i was i was married she was okay and i was going through single little white mode okay i was trying to hit everything that had a moist spot on it oh moist i know that's the only time a man should be able to use that word talking about a vagina a wet did try. A wet spot. The general manager was like, she's married, white.

Leave her alone. All right, whatever. And then I would bring like bitches from out of town from like being on the road. I did come into Memphis and I'd bring them in 152. She would do one of two things. She would make them a little tiny ass drink that didn't have no alcohol in it to where the bitch would not be fuck ready. Or she would double up my drinks to where i'd be just like he would come he would get his crown and coke and he'd like order these females like fucking like some pussy ass like sex on the

beach shit and i'm like no she's not getting drunk on those right she's just an actual whore and she's using alcohol as an excuse to be a slut for the night that's like these effects and then we love whores don't get me wrong i love me a good gotta be open about it though right she's like don't act like you're not a so then he would he would get a like a shot of fireball or something i'm like what do you want to take a shot with me like she'll take a shot by yourself because i was like or he's like i don't want i'm not buying shots for these like no i was like well i'll take a shot with you because i'm bartender. You don't get to buy me a shot. But you're not going to take shots solo.

Nobody does that. And he'd be drunk as shit by the end of the night. And looking back now, he'd be like, you do realize you cock blocked me. A bunch of times. Sorry, not sorry. Whoopsies didn't mean to. It's funny. I just told her this on the way here.

I'd say the week before I really asked her out i i broke up with like four bitches because i had a bitch in ohio a bitch in indiana that's how jay was a bitch in atlanta a bitch in florida a lot of little scurvy hoes it was a lot of work that's why i just got to the point where they all knew about you can't even match your socks how did you keep up with yeah that's what i say to jay i'm like you didn't like how i called them different names and then i started calling all of them babe yeah that's what i do i call them all baby everybody's honey and darling and baby so i literally was just like you know what i'm sick of you bitches like because two of them found out a bit about each other and just went on this facebook fucking rant calling me everything in the book he's a slut he's a whore

he's fucked me and then all these other bitches start chiming in. He fucked me too and left me in a hotel room at 3 o'clock. I'm like, oh, my God. This is getting out of hand. This is getting bad. You're lucky this wasn't during the Me Too movement. Jesus. I swear to God, I told her.

I said, there's going to be allegations in the future. Well, I mean, allegedly. Just giving you a heads up. So I finally just broke up with these four girls that i've been talking to you know i didn't go see them all the time i just top it up go see them when i could whatever and i just broke it off at all four of them i was like you know what i'm done with bitches for a minute let's get back to the studio let's get back to the bag yeah fuck these hoes don't worry about the bitches when the right one comes along she'll come along and i swear to god bunny the second i quit looking

i go up to my fucking sidecar. I mean, 152. A buddy of mine had just gotten out of jail. He just did like two years in jail and it was one of our homegirls' birthday, Tori Huda. She's a lesbian. So she was going out with like 30 lesbians

and I was going to be the only guy with them. Oh, man's dream. So I'm like, fuck yeah, let's go. So I called Paul, my buddy, not DJ Paul, my buddy Paul from the neighborhood. I'm like, Paul, you just got out of jail. You just did buddy, not DJ Paul, my buddy Paul from the neighborhood. I'm like, Paul, you just got out of jail.

You just did two, three years. I know you ain't seen 30 lesbians. Yeah, scissoring. You ain't seen some drunk lesbians getting it on.

I said, do you want to go with me to 152? My whole bar was probably about this side because I was like in the back corner now and all my regulars

were just swarmed. So you like to see the whole club and you see like 30 females just grinding on each other and making and it's me throwing drinks at it i'm over here like paul's over here like this has been the greatest day of my life he's like i don't even want to fuck none of these bitches i was like well for this just to let you know you can't you're not you could try i've tried so they don't want me. I'm famous, motherfucker. You just got out of prison. So it was her birthday night.

And I remember I walked up to the bar. I was telling Paul, I was like, I was like, look, it's fun kicking with all these lesbians and stuff because it's cool to just walk in with the only guy with like 30 bitches around my arms and shit. I was like, but this shit ain't what I want. It's not what I want. And I went to the bar and she come out from behind the bar and gave me a big hug,

which has never happened. Usually it's crown of Coke. How you been, white? Good to see you. Well, she kept it respectful because she was married. I'll tip her, I'll just tell her 20, 30 bucks

before she even gives me my drink. I'll be like, here, put that in your boot or wherever the fuck you put that. That's your tip for the night. And she came out from behind the bar and gave me the biggest hug. I'm sitting with my right foot up in the

air and like just holding squeezing me and i'm like something's changed this is the same chick i saw two weekends ago and one of my homies that worked security up there rowdy rowdy goes hey white she's going through a divorce man i pounced like a tiger he yelled it yeah he said yeah you walked up to me and you're like so when are you gonna be like he like like locked me in behind my bar he's like so when are you gonna be single and i was like uh rowdy yells over she's going through a divorce right now i was like i was like oh really i was just trying to hoard out for a little while and get all the but i guess he just threw me under the bus thanks threw you under the tour bus and i scooped your ass up put you in the cargo department

but no like i asked her out did you guys fuck that night oh god no i would i wouldn't i wouldn't have what kind of proper fucking etiquette is this i wouldn't have wanted nothing to do with her your friend is the opposite oh i know that i mean we are yin and yang for a reason but no it was just like every woman that I'd talked to in the last five years that I'd been single for my baby mama

fucked me that night. Right. And it was just like, no, no. Well, I told him that four times. Well, technically, I had to rape Jay.

She told me no four times. I asked her out three times and finally the fourth time I just walked up and I said, look, I'm not asking you what time you get off work tonight. I'm not asking you what you're doing tomorrow. i'm not asking you what you're doing next weekend

how would you like to go get sushi on a wednesday at 7 p.m i will pick you up sushi i'll go with anybody for sushi well that's how you get in her pants you just fucking offer her food women love food so she ends up sending me a picture or something at the pool. And I'm like, oh, what apartment are you at? You got a pool at the apartment? She's like, no, this is my house. My house has a pool. And I'm like, ooh, check.

OK. Pull up to her house. I had no idea it was a nurse during that. I did not know she was a nurse. What? Pull that mic. I didn't know she had her big girl job, too. Pull your mic down towards your mouth.

There you go. I didn't know she had a big girl job. So I'm your mic down towards your mouth. There you go. I didn't know she had her big girl job. So I'm like, wait a minute. This motherfucker drives a black Camaro, got her own two-story house with a big, badass pool in the back. That's right. Check, check. She's a nurse, not just a bartender. That means insurance and fucking salary.

Check, check. And it just hit me. I was like. Oh, and then I wouldn't come see him until like my kids were asleep yes and I respected that I respected that

so much though as a father I respected that so much because there's been so many times girls were like I'm like well I got

my daughter I can't come why don't you just sit in my watch no because it's my time I have my daughter bitch if you don't understand that

I don't want you nowhere around me so when she told me she was like I'm not going anywhere until my kids are asleep and I was like oh she's a good girl and then of course once i get with her i found

out she's one of the dirtiest minded nasty little bitches on the planet captain perv in the house and then not only that on our first date i swear to god she looked like a fucking librarian oh i didn't have makeup on no skin showing sweater jeans because he's used to like booty shorts and my titties he said he said the first day just look like a fucking librarian but i i like the librarian look i mean i was like i was gonna say so did that was that part of your plan though you were like look if this motherfucker really wants to be with me he's gonna just fucking have to deal with what he gets or like is was there like a plan behind it it was like just like like no filter yeah it was just like this is me this is what i do i'm a mom first yeah i don't get like i put makeup on for you today yeah but

like i probably won't make it for like five more days bitch i don't look like this when i wake up okay trust me it's it's a process but see at the same time i i liked it because i've obviously seen what she looks like in little tight shorts and her tits all pushed up and makeup on at the bar when she's working, getting her tips. So to see her just come out of her house, just natural. I think it wore Birkenstocks too. Yeah, Birkenstocks. I was like, oh my God. I went as plain Jane as it could go.

He was like, you look hot. I did something very smart on the way there. I told Wendell. Wendell was working for me. I said, all right, look, we're going to do something right quick, and this is going to tell the tale of this woman's a keeper or not. Is this thing on? All right, gentlemen, coming to main stage next, this is Bunny.

Get up there. She's got a tornado of titties coming your way. Get those dollar bills ready. She's got an ass that shakes like Michael J. Fox. get up there and throw throw throw them dollars dude that is iconic he's like what i said he's like you want to run me home so you can go get her i said no if she can't understand that i got my homies around me 90 of the time it's not gonna work i was like so i asked her i was like hey look uh and we lived a mile apart from yeah our houses were one mile away from each other and we never knew it i could have sworn she was gonna be living way out in mississippi and i'd drive hour and a half to go pick her up nope

three minute drive i was in her driveway so i told window i said look this is what we're gonna do i'm gonna let her know that in order to take her out where i want to take her it makes no sense for me to drive way over here then drive back over here pick her up and then drive way over there so she is gonna ride with us to drop you off and that's gonna let me know if she's a rider or not and i was like do you mind if we drop my homie off first i was like just just being real she was like no it's fine it's just what you do like if he's your right hand man he does security and shit drop his ass off first we'll go out and get dinner i was like i looked back at window i was like check and uh and now he knows i have like 19 brothers yeah like just from the hood and yeah well that was the worst that was the worst part too because like the

first couple of weeks well the first three months we were together nobody knew we didn't tell nobody we kept it very secret we got all of our skeletons out of each other's closets what year did you guys get together 2015 okay so a year before jay and i yeah and um i just got it all out you know i basically went down my rolodex of whores told her everything i've done there might be some chick claiming that there's a baby somewhere i don't know oh we've had that happen too yeah we have to but when we did get like we like didn't hide from the public, but we would kind of go to places that weren't really busy at that time. We just want your privacy. And then when people did see us, they'd be like, white? Nicole?

Oh, that makes sense. That makes sense. And then, of course, all the big security dudes from Beale Street, all big brothered up. Like, no, if you hurt her. You hurt her, we're going to kill you. I'm like, dude, chill out. I'm a good guy I just get fucked up and cuss y'all out

cause y'all think y'all are police officers yeah cause you're a little firecracker Jay and I were the complete opposite I literally just only wanted to bang him

and that was like after we had been talking for like a year cause I had had a dude whenever I first met him and so my intention was just to bang him and you know

whatever it didn't quit yeah it didn't care and he was like no what's your five year plan I was like I had had a dude whenever I first met him. And so my intention was just to bang him and you know, whatever. Yeah. I didn't care. And he was like, no, what's your five year plan? I was like, I'm like,

can I just have your penis before we talk about this? And he's like, well, I just want to know what you want to do in the next five years. And I was just like, all right, fuck. So I started thinking and I'm like,

this is what I want to do. This is what I want to do. And he's like, okay. Yeah. And then I, and he still wouldn't fuck me so i was like i was talking i went out to the the kitchen i was so frustrated i said highlight your homie will not fuck me i was like what is wrong with him he's like he probably wants to be with you and i was like i went back in there i was like what are we doing he's like i don't know you want to be together i'm like all right sure i guess Fucking we fucked, and then that fucking story just plays on. It's just crazy.

That's exactly how our relationship started. Complete opposite of you guys. You guys really planned it out, took years to fucking get together. I mean, the way it sounds, my brother plans it out pretty well. We all steal together. But what's crazy is everything that we planned in that five years, in that bed that night, we accomplished in five years. That's awesome. Crazy,'s awesome crazy right no it's not it's called the law of attraction is what it is you put it out there in atmosphere you're gonna get what you want yeah well i will say when he

asked me out and i pinky promised him one date on one date and then which he knows now i'm actually just goofy anyways he's like so what's your phone number and i was like uh he's like no give me your phone i'm calling your phone i'm calling my phone you ain't gonna give me a fake number she's like no i really she's like how many times do you call yourself i was like okay you got a good point i was like yeah but i get my number out a lot more than you do too so i'm sure that makes a difference as well and then right before he left he like gave me a hug and he i like still have a scar from where he kissed me and bit the shit out of my lip he's fucking animal he's like i'm not gonna say sorry either lift my mark and then like and then mother nature kind of made us put our plan into place because on our first

date like nothing was gonna happen and then i was like after three months and when we like finally broke down did it i was like i'm so glad you're good in bed he's like why and i was like you guys waited three months three months what longest three months of my entire life fucking pentecostal church is going on here well i just i and it was mostly me like it really was because do you like weird fetishes white oh god i knew these were coming i'm a foot man i'm like yeah i got some problems man are you a foot man jelly's a foot man too he will not admit it but he raps about fucking kissing feet and sucking toes i know i was there when he recorded it yeah i lick feet i blow what do you say i eat pussy i lick

toes yeah yeah the freaky girls yeah for sure yes what are your fetishes white, yes. What are your fetishes, White? Oh, jeez. Because somebody, the only reason why I'm saying that, because I've been in the sex industry my whole life, and a man of your stature that actually went through the lengths of what you guys went through just shows me that there's a little bit of dominance, which also means that there's also some sort of fetishes in there, too. She's the dominant one?

No, well, I mean, what I'm saying. This motherfucker is, she's wet right now. No, no, no. I swear to God, right now y'all can walk out the room, she'd be touching my dick. She'd be like, I can't wait till we get back to the hotel. I'm like, the cameras are still rolling, woman. I mean.

But like, no, I mean. You don't mind. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a fucking freak. I get bored driving and I just like give them hand jobs when we're driving Across the country She has sucked my dick Driving the car before She's literally been

On the road She knows really well She's like I'm sitting there like Car car car Red light red light Red light She's like

I know where the car But you love it though right Oh I fucking do Well okay so What are some of your fetishes Oh shit Oh we're all getting excited here Yeah I am getting excited

How much longer We got on this interview look white hasn't sat up the whole time he literally just sat up right now i'm not gonna take my jacket off i'm getting a little heated over here a little warm nicole what are some of your fetishes oh besides sucking dick fucking blindly sucking dick i I fucking love it. It's like my favorite. I was just like waking him up. He won't even be awake and hard yet, and I just start sucking his dick,

and he's like, babe. I'm like, I'm just trying to get my morning motivation in. Just calm down. Just lay there. I'm like, my dick is still drunk, woman. It's not going to work when you want it to. Not like that. Isn't that funny how when you have somebody

who's like willing to just suck your dick at any time oh it's amazing yeah it's it's beautiful but at the same time you're like okay woman chill you know like jesus god damn you just sucked it 20 minutes ago my balls reach i don't have energizer bunny batteries in my balls and i walk past him all the time and i'll just like grab him go like that and stuff. And he's like, I swear you're probably the only person that's touched my dick more than I have in my entire life. Yeah. Yeah, I believe that. And that includes actually going pissed.

And your little teenage jerk off sex. Yeah, I'm dead serious. You've touched my penis more than me. What are some of your fetishes? I like his toe fetish. He's sucking on my toe. Oh, so he really does have... No, I had him legs up in the air, and I'll start sucking at toes.

She's like... No, that actually feels great when you're getting banged. It feels like he's eating my pussy and fucking me at the same time. I'm like, yes! I didn't know this was a thing. She only does this if I just got a pedicure or just got out of the shower, but she loves sucking my dick and riding my big toe. Oh, I do like doing that.

Nice. I've actually done that before. It's pretty intense. No, I like that. That's hot. Do you like the Pop Rocks thing that we did in there? Oh, we just did Pop Rocks the other night. Sucking your dick with Pop Rocks?

Oh, yeah. Then I poured them in a pussy and I fucked it. Oh, you put them inside the pussy? Girl, you must have a fucking steel trap pussy. That shit doesn't throw your pH off? I haven't yet. What does it feel like when you're fucking

with the pop rocks on the pussy? It was a little scratchy at first. But then you start... It was a little rocky at first. It was like fucking gravel. It was like, well, I'll make sure I got it nice and, you know, looped up

and I put my fingers in there and spread it open just far enough. Like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. And you can literally... He's like a little and you can literally you can literally hear a pussy going and i was like this is the most amazing thing that is awesome i'm gonna have to try i say i've done the pop rocks on the dick never in my pussy because i'm always scared my shit is like if i sit the wrong way i get a fucking ever since she's had her fucking hysterectomy that thing has just been an own point perfect ready to go, 24-7.

That's amazing because normally it's the opposite. Shit, I'm just fucking... He's excited. Are you getting nervous? Yeah, I am. Did we bring Pop Rock? You should probably find some. I'm sure we did.

We got a room upstairs. So while I have you guys in this... I love how she just casually did that. I mean, we got a room upstairs. But anyways, next question. So while I have you guys here and we're talking about this, I want to play a game with you guys. And it's called, what is it called?

Would You Rather. But it's the dirty version. And so what it is is I'm going to ask you guys a question, and then you guys are going to answer it both at the same time, and you guys just will go from there. Okay no worries yeah i'm yeah i'm a little hot and bothered over here you knew you weren't getting away with i knew i wasn't my thing is white i love you so much but i feel like everybody knows about your music career they don't ever get to see like the sexual side or like your relationship side you know and that's what i really want to tell you the most they get

to see of that is when i post shit about her like and even like the fans like oh he's such a i think they finally figured out i'm not a gold digger oh for the love of god i still am i make millions of dollars on my own but i'm still a fucking gold digger i i think that people just hate seeing couples happy and it's like the first thing they have to say is oh well she's a gold digger they can't be a big guy he's too big to pull something like that no well no but you guys too you're not a big guy and it's like how do you know i mean we are friends outside of this we'll be on Patreon. I'm only called Lil White because I'm 5'8 and Caucasian, okay?

Don't let other shit fool you. He's like a fucking human tripod. Just a kickstand. That's how he stands up while he's drunk and on Xanax. Oh, Lord. All right, you ready? Would you rather send a sex tape to all of your friends by mistake or make a sex tape to all of your friends by mistake or make a sex tape with all

of your friends oh hey hey hey for sure accidentally i'm like the only female in the crew so it'd be like a lot yeah be like my wife and like 12 dudes and like what if it was being jelly would you guys want to make a sex tape with us i would totally do it i love nicole's face her eyes lit up like yes i would a matter of fact babe how long are we gonna be in nashville listen there's a room upstairs i mean they had two different reactions nicole smiled and white held his breath i'm over here trying to cherry read white was like uh wait a second um all right so send it so we'll just say pass i gotcha all right next question um hold on i didn't understand that one that one was a little weird all right would you rather have a threesome with miley cyrus and donald trump

or have a threesome with your mom and dad oh god well my dad's dead my mom's got alzheimer's she wouldn't remember it fuck that's terrible donald trump's filthy rich and miley cybers i've always had a little thing for it so i'd go with donald trump and miley oh what about you nicole yeah same donald trump miley all right can we turn the lights off i don't have to know it's donald trump well i mean i can put like glow-in-the-dark makeup on my leg. Can we turn off half the lights? I can see my leg. Yeah, can we turn half the lights off?

Donald. Make Donald the... I mean, Kanye West got Donald Trump to pay musicians more, so I kind of feel like I owe him one. I'm ready to suck him off real quick. No, I didn't say all that. Might stick a thumb in his butt or something. That'd be about it.

Might suck on his toes. No, God, no. Then again, there are probably some pretty manicured or pedicured toes. All right. Wait, is Melania involved, too, or is it just Donald? No, just Miley and Donald. Fuck. God damn it, I got excited.

Would you rather date a girl that used to be a guy? Oh. Or date a guy that used to be a girl oh can i tell a funny story his reactions are so funny look so all right this is a true story this is a true story this was about two years before we got together i was at this bar fine ass puerto rican chick no bar for me gotta look at the hair dead gordon nope everything was this bitch was bad so she's buying me drinks and shit talking about she's a big fan and stuff she's like oh my god you have the prettiest blue eyes and blah blah blah i was like i'll break every little bathroom

the homeboys that work there he's like come here come here now to the bathroom that's a good homie though because i was like i'm going to the bathroom he's's a good homie though because some homies won't tell. I was like, I'm going to the bathroom. He's like, that hot Puerto Rican you're fixing to take home? I was like, yeah. He's like, she's got a dick.

I was like, bullshit. What would you do in that situation? Oh my God, I can only see his reaction. Like if you would have actually taken.

Well, let's just say I carry a gun and I probably would have shot myself. It was probably way worse. He said, shot myself.

I would have shot myself in the foot or something just to get out of the situation. He couldn't even stay calm with the tornado warnings going off the other night. He was flipping out. So I can only imagine his actual flip out if he like threw a chick on the bed and like flipped her skirt and was like. Oh my God. And just like bing bong.

It's bing bong. It's like your life. It's like your life. It's bigger than mine. And let me get this out there. I'm not homophobic by no means. My brother's gay. My daughter's a lesbian.

But if a bitch drops her drawers and she's got a bigger dick than me, I'm kicking her in it. The way motherfucking who was it? Dave Chappelle. I'll kick her in the pussy. I'm going to kick her where there should be a pussy. I'm going to kick her where there should be a pussy. That is so funny. All right.

That's like entrapment. That should be illegal. there should be a pussy. That is so funny. All right. That's like entrapment. That should be illegal. Shit should be illegal. Yeah, I think people need to tell you if they've got a bing bong, for sure. A bing bong. A bing bong. All right. Would you...

That one's stupid. Hold on one second. Oh, my God. A lot of fucking incestual questions in here. Are these from the fans? You'll never know. Or just your sick fucking mind. Would you... I think I know the answer to this one would you rather have great oral sex every week or have great sex once a month oh oral sex

once a month oh that's like that's like torture yeah yeah we fucked five times this week oh and it's wednesday and the pop rocks were just friday night listen i'll never get over it it was a little rocky at first it was a little rocky at first but you know once they start dissolving and then you know if you go back down there now it tastes like blueberry oh i love it when he's like all right babe we gotta take a shower it's a little sticky now i was like okay i could oh i was hitting the party i'm sitting there hitting it and i got some of my my thighs started getting stuck to her thighs it's like oh it was just i was like this shit's getting real and wax oh but no what's funny is the next morning i was taking a shit and i wiped my ass it was a pop rock in my butt crack. So I was like.

Stuck in the hairs? But look, yeah, stuck in the hairs. A real live dingleberry. So look. So there's not much hair down there. It was just kind of like stuck to a butt cheek. I was going to stop with my next question. Are we dealing with a forest down there? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's like a fucking skate park down there. It's smooth. Fucking. So that night. I'm going to moisturize it after you say it. Before she fucking with the bed she was rolled over on her back and I noticed that there was one red pop rock in

like the top crease of her butt crack and I just left it there so the next day when she was in the shower she goes I just found a pop rock in my butt crack I was like two can play at this game I found one too and didn't tell you nothing about it yeah you're like touche but you planted it in my butt crack i waxed a little kind of little peach fuzz

thing off my off my bum it got pretty crazy listen i'm gonna go buy some pop rocks jelly's gonna be like what the are we doing pop rocks and butt plugs oh and i was on mushrooms so it was really intense yeah how do you on mushrooms i tried to get jay to fuck me on mushrooms one time and he just was like he did it but well this is how you gotta do this this is what you gotta do i can say this now so she's not working you gotta take the mushrooms get in the shower start going at it and let them kick in as you're and then you become one oh we played the floor is lava when we got out the shower she was like don't move i was? She was like, the floor is lava. So I started grabbing all these dirty towels and throwing them out.

I'm like jumping around the fucking bedroom. She was like, I love that we can just play. We didn't have no kids. No, I love that. That sounds like you guys have a really close relationship. Like you guys are best friends. And those are the relationships. She's definitely my best friend, for real.

Those are the relationships that last forever. I've got best friends that have said, I ain't your best friend no more, Emma best friend no more emma like no you're not you don't do what she does to me you don't you're gonna pour pop rocks in my dick yeah exactly you don't shove pop rocks up your pussy son um are you gonna would you want to be a sex slave for a month or wear a chastity belt for a month which one both of us yeah sex slave you wouldn't want to wear a chastity belt for a month which one both of us yeah sex slave you wouldn't want to wear a chastity belt no my balls probably wouldn't even fit in a chastity belt do you know what a chastity belt is though yeah like you can't have sex and they like she gets to keep the key and tell you she wouldn't be able to like it last she'd put it on just to see what it looked like

and i'd be unchained in 45 seconds i feel like i was in prison when i had covid for four days and i'm like babe i just want your can you he's like googling can you get covid from eating pussy and i'm like babe it's totally i wear a mask i did do that how did that's crazy that nobody else in the house got covid or was it just our youngest son did oh okay gotcha so but i got i got the fucking rona and nobody jay didn't get it nobody in the house got it dude it was it's just crazy how that shit works right oh i mean no i got it, but I got it for like two days. Oh, gotcha. Oh, yeah, but his was like after.

No, this is why I got it, because I'm an idiot. After not getting pussy for about a week, I got frustrated. I was negative, though, and then you were negative. I just crawled up. I just couldn't take it no more. I just crawled up in bed with her. I was just like, I don't care if you've washed the sheets or nothing. Just give it to me and get it over with spit in my mouth or something get it

over i retested everybody so i tested four days later i tested me i was negative he was negative then our youngest son was positive so i sent him straight to his room oh he was and i really quarantined we were sliding i was like i was bleaching everything in the house if i thought anybody touched it was getting like pure bleach wipe on it and then i went to retest brantley to see if he was negative yet and i was like let me go ahead and retest everybody until everybody tests negative well no i remember i was in the shower i was in the shower and i got some of that like menthol shampoo that's like real strong wakes you up shit i poured it i poured it in my hand i was like oh no grab the shampoo all of a sudden you heard me go fuck i was so mad that's the isn't that the

weirdest thing dude like when i lost my smell i was sitting next to jay and i was eating ramen noodle soup and i was like this tastes like i'm eating a fucking uh washcloth you know like it had no then i start i don't lose my taste i just lost my smell for a couple days i lost taste and smell and i had a fucking panic attack i was like i'm never gonna be the same again i still just now a year later almost it'll be a year in january just now recently got my my full smell back to where i can smell candles i still can't smell it i can smell our the candle that tastes like that tastes like yeah you know what it tastes like i'm gonna come and say mocha candle later oh don't pour them candles here at the end of the day i was like have you ever had he's like he said something oh he read a story about somebody pouring candle wax

and he said he had a girl no the bitch poured candle wax all over my dick and balls. Almost killed that bitch. She was trying to pour it on his stomach. And I was like, that's not how you do wax. He's like, excuse me? How do you do it? And I was like, well, you start on the back and you do drops. Or on the chest.

Why would she do it on his dick? That has to go inside her. Well, it was like the candle had a lot of hot wax in it. And she started dripping, dripping. And then when she got down, she slipped and poured all of it on my shit. He's like so when have you done this i was like i haven't but i didn't say i wouldn't yeah i haven't not thought about it i was like bitch get off of me my balls are on fire i'm white i wouldn't how do i get this off can we hear one of the worst sex stories you guys both have ever had not between you guys no i mean if there's one of you guys together but i mean there

really ain't one of us together. Our sex is amazing. There's one. What is it? What is it? Oh, wait. I think I know what you're talking about. It's so bad. Is it before your hysterectomy?

Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, my God. That is so bad. You know, like normally when you're done with your monthly thing, after about three days, you're good, right? Yeah. And I would always wait because he like don't like to even

see it or think about it so i always wait as to so i wait at least three days to make sure it's completely done well one night we're in the lights are out and we start going at it he's like man you're really wet tonight babe and like just going ham lights out tearing it apart three days after being done we turn the lights on. It was like a fucking murder scene. It was so bad. My whole face was covered in blood. I'm like,

what the fuck? You said you were done. She was like, I'm so sorry. It's all here in her thighs. My whole stomach. I'm just like, I was like,

you fucked my period back out. Like, I don't know how to like some good dick, I yeah no that's how it happens like sometimes you have to sometimes you have to like douche after your period just to make sure that you get all the blood out because it is fucking it'll stay that's what i well that's what i did especially because he hates even seeing any of it even like a little tiny drop at the end he's like okay i'll wait a couple more days she's had even when her kids she's had two c-sections so that thing is pretty yeah i don't like to think of the thought of blood i want to see it before life's over you'll see trust me so what's like the worst sex story you've ever had wait

what about you nicole can you think offhand anything crazy we'll come back to it there's so much sex we'll come back to it like there's so much sex I've been a rock star for 20 fucking years there's a lot of sex

our other crazy one was when he thought he could put he thought he could drink crown out of my pussy I was gonna pour it in i've never heard of more foreign objects like that are just like food going in somebody's pussy food and drinks so that don't you get fucking uh drunk as shit because you can do like it's of your butt i think i think that's

how you get real oh so pussy you can't yeah i don't know what he was thinking because he's like pulled out like i've always had been a mentally perverted and he's like made me comfortable enough my body to like to try all this shit oh i'm here for wall street yeah oh my god that was a horrible what is that i blew cocaine up her butt oh okay yeah don't ever do it though unless the man has on a condom because your dick won't work for four days oh i used to shoot cocaine up my ass with a fucking syringe thing just by yourself water yeah just fucking on a tuesday going up on a tuesday it was party time he stuck his dick in there and after about 30 seconds he was like babe and i was like what's wrong i was like what is my butt not tight like i thought like my whole body was falling apart i was like you're not attracted

to my butthole my dick is done Went soft And now it's stuck In your ass Oh no I've got to pull My dick out of your butt Oh no Cause of the cocaine Yeah It was rocky

It got rocky in there It's still numb It's still numb I'm like Will you stop flicking my dick I don't need to be I would literally I woke up the next morning

I was just like Didn't feel a fucking thing I was like That can't be good How long did it stay numb for About two or three days Oh my god That was some good coca-lena.

It was. Yeah. That was fucking good. What city were we in? I don't remember. All right. Would you rather have a threesome with two women or have a threesome with two men? Two women all day, every day.

Do you guys menage a trois? We haven't. It's in the plans. We just haven't found the right one. I feel like I'm like really picky like I don't know well not only that

I'm actually very satisfied with the pussy I have so if she can find some pussy that can top that we're going for it yeah well it's not gonna

top it but it can be it can be on top you know what I mean I walked right into that one I go yeah I walked into that one wrong

if it tops it then there's no reason for me to have this on this finger over here yeah i totally fucked that one up all right white blondes or brunettes because i know nicole's both right i love when nicole's already all right so i've done it i love when you're red because of your eyes and your skin color it's just so pretty like all of childhood growing up it was always always blondes, blondes, blondes, blondes, blondes, blondes. Even though you're a blonde. That's crazy.

Once I realized that both of my baby mamas are blondes and they're fucking insane. I was like, you know what? Once me and her split up. All right, not natural blondes. How about that? Yeah, there you go. They're natural blondes and they're fucking crazy. But once I split up with Callie's mom, I went on just like uh like i just put up like a wheel

with all races and shit just spun it and whatever it landed on that's what i was going after that week yeah but like i love me a dark hair woman because i don't know because when she's good tan that italian skin that that italian complexion with that dark hair with her green eyes i love it so i was so fucking nervous about her doing the blonde because I was scared. Well, I did it like because I was mad at him because I was actually bleaching my hair to put the red on so the red would stay. And I was like, you know what? He was an asshole last night. I'm going to be a blonde for a couple of days.

And after a couple of days, he's like. Now, that second day I was hitting it from the back and she took that hair and threw it over her tattoo and keep in mind now this is the first time i fucked a blonde bitch in like five years it feels like six years and i'm like this is weird is this my wife grabbed that blonde hair and i pulled that motherfucker up i was like all right i like your blonde we can stick with the blonde for a while isn't it funny how like that changes a guy's mind about the hair color did you tell you about what happened the first time she went red so we were in ohio we were in columbus toledo toledo ohio the show toledo the old goddamn toledo

we read a show and her homegirl kaylee she does amazing hair work and makeup work and all that stuff and during that day she got her hair dyed red that night I rocked the show ended up doing like an extra 20 minutes I think the old you got confused too because it was a show at a strip club yeah so like we get back to the hotel room and she wants it she's all over me but I'm like out of it I'm drunk I'm barely awake. And like she jumps on top of me and I'm like, look, lady, my woman has got brown hair. You are not my woman. Get the fuck off of me. And I'm going to bed.

I woke up the next morning. She's fully clothed, laying there like this, not even under the blankets. And I wrote I was like, well, fully like in pajamas. I didn't just go to sleep in club clothes. But no, she was like fully clothed, like had t-shirt pajama pants socks and that's not her because she sleeps naked and i was like what the fuck is going on here she's like oh somebody didn't want to fuck a redhead last night because he's got a girlfriend that don't have red hair i was like you should be fucking proud yeah that you said no and then what was the next time that happened i was it was a

dream oh he was sleep talking one night and like i was like sitting there i was listening to him because he says like some funny fucking shit when he talks yeah but this night he was laying there he was like look all 20 of y'all are hot but i fucking love my wife please just like move over the other side of the bed just i'm going to sleep over here all 20 of y'all and i was like he woke up and i was like sit on the edge of the bed i was like he was like what what i do and i was like you turned down 20 bad bitches for me in your dream i was like what i think it was a dream oh no we'll get mad at dreams we'll have dreams of you guys like cheating on us and we'll wake up pissed off right back when she was on her adderall we i was before she started going on

the road with me all the time like before i made her manager and told her look i'm not leaving without you there's too much temptation out there i don't want to get sucked back into that so she's your manager now she does she runs everything yeah um we were what a fixable i was chachi i was like what the oh yeah no he's over here just chilling but no uh damn it was about to say uh about her oh when we was she wasn't with me i was at a show and i was in my hotel room getting ready and she was on her adderall this is another reason why i made her stop taking her fucking adderall because she already had horrible anxiety conclusions and she's like i know there's a bitch in your room i can fucking hear her i was like

you mean betty white i'm watching the fucking Golden Girls, you psycho. And then from that point on, I was like, you know what? We both got to have iPhones so you can fucking see what the fuck I'm doing. That's how Jay and I are. We have a look. Betty White. It's Betty White. I'm watching the Golden Girls. I'm lame.

I know. Yeah. No. So he gets me pumped up before the shows. You just you just love each other. Would you rather? Nope. That one's boring.

I'm just going to ask you a couple more of these. Would you rather have... Never... Wait, hold on. Would you rather never ever have sex but be able to love or have sex without being able to love? Ooh, that's a tough one. Ooh. Pass! No. That's a tough one. Oh. Pass.

No. We've kind of did both technically. We loved each other before we had sex. I would take the sex because you can make love. Exactly. Having sex can lead to falling in love. Yes, I'm with you on that totally.

I agree. It can also lead you to murder in love. Yes. I'm with you on that. Totally. Yeah. I agree. All right. It can also lead you to murder or all kinds of shit. That too. Would you rather have your dick the size of a nipple or have your nipples the size of your dick? Well, what's fucked up is I have very extremely tiny nipples as it is. Is this my nipple or is this like... You would look like you had like a man

giant right down there. Oh my God. He's got like little... Let's see the nipples, Wayne. My nipples are smaller than a dime. Like seriously. Lift your shirt up though. There we go.

They are tiny. They are tiny, tiny. If I had to want him on this podcast years ago oh no no um what about you nicole what would you do would you rather have a dick the size of a nipple or nipples the size of a dick can you imagine just having big old fucking just no i can't imagine this i don't even have an answer i know what you actually are so good eating pussy i would go with like you not having a dick and having your nipple down there well what the fuck am i gonna do you gonna jerk me out like I'm gonna rub the end of my nose on it I just rub my My nipple dick on your clit Like you like that don't you

We can touch buttons Oh my god Alright last question Would you rather get a golden shower Or get pooped on during anal sex Golden shower I've peed on Jay a few times I like it I've actually shit on somebody on accident too

During anal sex. Look like little fucking M&Ms in the bed. Little pebbles. At least it wasn't Pop Rocks. Right? Yeah, golden shower all day. Yeah, golden shower. Do you guys pee on each other?

I mean, we have, yeah, for sure. In the shower or out of the shower? Because that's what matters. We usually do like hotel room where we have two queen beds. You guys are little freaky deekies. I like it. Two queen beds so we can fuck up one bed and sleep in the other. I love that.

No, that's exactly right. No, wait. You remember when we were in Virginia? It was the first time ever. I don't remember this. We were in Virginia with fucking Kev when we went horseback riding and stayed in that fucking cabin. I've done a lot of drugs since, like, I was in the back. She was in the shower. She was in the shower, like, with the door open.

And I'm sitting there peeing. And I just gripped my dick real tight, let it build up, and I just turned and just sprayed it, like, just. She's like, ah, ah, ah. It's in my mouth. It's in my. Ooh, it's in my. I was like, yeah, you like that.

I don't remember the story at all. You don't remember? It was you. I was also on, like, Molly and rolled down a mountain, and, like, my ankle was, like, yeah, you like that one. I don't remember the story at all. You don't remember? It was you. I was also on like Molly and rolled down a mountain and like my ankle was like this big. So getting pissed on. Just fucking, it was sprained ankle, getting fucking golden showers. I was like staying outside, like twirling in circles. I was like, the stars are so pretty.

He's like, babe, it's the Molly. And I fell down a mountain. Oh no. I'm like, babe, there's like four stars out there. And then I fell down the mountain when he went back inside. So he comes back and I'm like climbing up the mountain. And she's nowhere to be found. I'm like, what the fuck did you do? I'm like, I'm down's like four stars out there. And then I fell down the mountain when he went back inside. So he comes back and I'm like climbing up the mountain. And she's nowhere to be found. I'm like, what the fuck did you do?

I'm like, I'm doing here. She's like climbing up. I'm like, oh my God, give me your hand. It's like, you are not allowed outside by yourself on Molly. I love you guys. That's why we don't do Molly no more. And we don't do cocaine no more because of my dick. Because your dick went numb for three days.

I mean, I'll still take a bump before a show here and there. You got to be careful though, man. That fentanyl shit is fucking everywhere that's another reason i don't do nothing no more yeah you really like i don't even like i'm prescribed xanax like peach footballs because i'd kill my kids if i wasn't yeah but like i won't even take like and you know some of the stories i mean motherfuckers come up to my shows with just like grocery bags full of drugs here white i've been saving these all year for you i won't clean out jay's pants from tour because I mean, motherfuckers come up to my shows with just like grocery bags full of drugs. Oh, no. Here, white. I've been saving these all year for you.

I won't clean out Jay's pants from tour because every time I reach in there, there's drugs that he's been handed. Yeah. So I make him clean his pockets out now because I'm like, I don't know what the fuck this shit is. Oh, the first fucking six months we were together. I don't do anything. I don't smoke weed.

Nothing. She'll drink you under the table. Yeah. I've done like a couple of our stories are just like me trying for the first time. I don't smoke weed. Nothing. She'll drink you under the table. I've done like, a couple of our stories are just like me trying for the first time. Girl, I get it. But everyone's like,

how are you married to a little white and you don't smoke weed? I'm like, easy. I'm like, it's the greatest thing ever. I got more weed. Just save up a shit ton of money, actually. And look, Wendell,

I love you, brother. I really do. Is Wendell going to be listening? Hi, Wendell. I'm sure he'll watch it. I love you, brother. I truly do. But ever since you've no longer worked with me, I've probably saved $40,000 a year just on weed and cigars.

I love you, Bubba. And munchies. And munchies. Yeah. Oh, when you're high, you got to eat. No, this motherfucker smokes all day constantly. And the odor I get, I really really good fucking yeah that's how jay is he's a weed snob now well yeah but i can't smoke during the day see jelly can wake up and

just fire it up i'll be right back out i'll wait till late i'll wait till about our second movie in the night about after kids eat dinner yeah after kids eat we feed the kids we eat dinner shit we'll start a movie. By the second movie, I've got it rolled, I stopped smoking blunts, I only smoke cones. Yeah, you can't smoke the blunts,

man, they're so bad for your chest. Especially with my asthma and shit, I can't do it. They make me cough so hard. Doesn't getting older suck? It's the worst.

It really don't, man. I feel like the best years are... Shit you could do, though, when you were younger. Y'all have the same nails?

Shit you could do when you were younger, you can't do now. We got the Freddy Krueger nails, but mine. Oh, for sure. He loves them now. Oh, I love them. We'll be at the bar. It'll be like a bald-headed guy. I'll go get him.

She'll be like, oh. He's like, oh. I'm like, yeah, that's mine. I was just, you can't have her. What I was saying was i like being older don't get me wrong because i'm so comfortable and you know who i am but as far as like shit i used to be able to do like fucking get shit faced and wake up and do it the next day oh there's no fucking way i couldn't run full speed to the car right now and it's just across the street right

like i could i couldn't back it in like's my husband I can't breathe I've seen him run one time Yeah That was when he wrecked a car And it was very impressive too When someone hit us in his car He's like my baby Oh no

The police was like There's a baby in the car I was like no dumbass That is my baby Man I had on dress shoes A fucking full suit And I was running full speed Down Madison Avenue

To get away from the cops Trying to catch the motherfucker Who hit me Oh god job building because i was gonna fucking beat his ass and the cops grabbed me by two arms and they were like i look like scooby-doo running in place and they're like white what are you doing i'm like he just fucking hit my car i'm coming to kill him they were like yeah just let us handle it go back to your car yeah we don't need to catch in charges while you're doing that but not like what i'm saying when i'm what i was getting at about the older thing is i feel like i feel like the best years are still ahead oh yeah and i don't need to catch in charges while you're doing that but not like what i'm saying when i'm what i was getting at about the older thing is i feel like i feel like the best years are still ahead oh yeah and i don't feel like that i know that like because like i have homies

of mine that are a little younger than me and shit um and they're like dreading turning 30 i'm like bro my 30s have been the shit yeah i've done so much awesome shit in my fucking 30s i even got fucking married who the fuck would have thought little white would have got married but like you or jelly exactly right and it's like i told her i tell her all the time i was like man i am so ready for my 40s because like i you follow gary v uh that's one of she loves gary v gary v gary v's the man and like when he talks about you know he said something the other day a couple weeks ago he was like you know it was like you can fail in your 20s you can fail in your 30s you can fail in your 40s you can fail in your 50s but who's to say

60s ain't your your your your year yeah who's to say you know 72 you don't fucking just come up with some genius idea and strike it rich and then you leave everything for your family like he's like age ain't nothing but a number no it's not matter of fact he hell he's one of the main reasons why i got her to quit her job he posted something uh we went we were out of town coming back from a show i stopped at the pilot gas station to take a shit because that's the only place i'll shit on the road same with jay that's that's because we created this on our own we did that these are our ideas okay jelly's like bubba did you know they got the cleanest bathrooms and the pilots i'm like yeah why do you think we always stop here i have ibs2 jelly um so um i go inside take a shit come back out 10 minutes top somehow she's

done went into mcdonald's got a fishet sandwich, came back out to the car, booked two shows, sold two features, and made a nice bag. That's how women work. In 10 minutes. And I'm like, this is a fucking Monday morning. You just brought in that much money? And like, you've got to quit your job. And like a week later, Gary V posted. This dude asked Gary V.

He was like, at what time, if my side hustle's making more money than my regular job, when do I quit my job? He said, right fucking now. He said, quit your job right now. And it was like that day when she was thinking about putting in her two weeks notice. I was like, just watch Gary Vee. He's a fucking genius. It's just hard because I've had a job since I was 14 years old. Yeah, and it's also hard working with your significant other 24 7 a lot of people can't

do that you know veronica veronica i think we killed her i think i think that bitch died i think that bitch overdosed or she might have just got off uh what was it fucking adderall yeah you never know no that bitch is crazy veronica's a wow that's like her no i've seen veronica veronica veron. Veronica. Veronica got mad at me. Remember in the beginning when you thought that one of my girlfriends liked white or something like that and you came up to me at one of the shows and that's when I was like, you know what? I really like Nicole because you reminded me of me.

You came up to me and you were like, I know that bitch and da, da, da, da. And I was like, no girl, that didn't happen. And you were like, no, it really did. And I was like, no. Do you remember that? Yeah. Cause I came up cause I told you, cause I came to you first because i wanted to clarify right i wasn't mad i just wanted to yeah everything was very open because like no but i loved it and i respected

it because that's what i would have done you know it's like communication like no like people come up and talk to him stuff and like there's this one person that's around as frequently that i do not like for very adequate reasons and this person still tries to act like like hey nicole hi pet like no yeah oh trust me i just keep walking and i do it all the time like i just there's no fakeness here i just told a bug the other day i was like nicole's been always been one of my favorite wives because one she doesn't judge me and she just lets me do me and two you've always just kept it real you know and that's why i've always respected what you have going on and you guys's relationship too because it's like real recognize real you know a lot of these wives don't hold

their men down the way that we do but yet they still try to act like it's like you know one thing that you said that i died laughing oh my god it was like it was a clip you posted not too long ago where you were like uh you're not supposed to let your man leave the house hungry or horny yeah she was like because you said there's always a whore out there with a sandwich and you were like well guess what i'm the whore and i know how to make a sandwich i gave you a saying to go basically i was like, that woman. God damn it, that woman is something serious, boy. And that was something he also, when we first started,

before I started going on the road with him, I would make sure that dick was completely drained. Yeah. It wouldn't even be ready to work until he got home. Yeah. And I always cooked him a home cooked meal. Before I left, it had something,

like as soon as you walk in the door, it's like, chicken curry on the roof? Because that's your home. Yeah, but that's your home. And we make it to where you want to come home. A lot of these bitches stress their men out so much, they don't want to fucking go home.

And then the key thing, everyone was like, how do you do this? Because there's pictures of females that are like, wait for them to take a picture and swing around and kiss them, try to capture it on camera. Try to morgue them all in their ass. Yeah, just all sorts like just trying to set him up or they'd post a picture of him and like i've since we've been together i've literally picked out like all of his clothes the only other woman that's picked out clothes for him is you yeah when i gave him the makeover

yeah so i know all of his clothes in his entire closet and they'll post an old picture here'd be an old picture and i'd be all over and shit i'm like babe yeah i'm like and i and i don't have a beard in that picture yeah my hair's not long in that picture and i'm wearing fucking fubu for us by us come on i never ever pick a fight or an argument or ask questions at a show or while he's on the road right once you get to the hotel room he'll be like daddy good night i'm like yeah you did i was, but you did make a little couple comments. Yeah.

And nowadays, it's mainly just like when I... Well, that's respect. Well, even like the last two, three, four weeks ago, we was at Just a Time Studio in Indianapolis. Oh, that's where he's at.

When I get in my... And you know, I mean, just Jelly's the same way. And I'm this... Me and Jelly have very similar situations where we'll go on our hiatuses. Oh, yeah. He looks sliding down in the couch.

He is. He is. He's getting lower and lower. You're already hot, baby. He'll be like, well, he can't take it. I think it's just the material of the couch. I'm just sliding. It's all the lights, too.

The lights are hot. So we were just at Justin Time's studio. And we had already knew that Wes had been in the hospital or whatever. And me and Justin and all of us, we're in fucking work mode. We're vibing. We're all in sync there. We're getting it. I'm writing and shit.

And I just kind of glanced over, and I saw her whole demeanor change. And I didn't think nothing about it because i know her if there's something wrong she'll tell me well the next day we're riding home and she's like look last night i didn't want to tell you this but my dad went all the way through like i made sure he's eating gave him a good hand job he had a good conversation a couple songs i was like all right you got to keep their headspace and that's when she told me that he was in hospice and i was just like damn i love you so much. Thank you for not telling me last night and fucking that whole vibe up.

Yeah. Because it would have put me in a bad, dark place. Yeah, totally. And we were making some fun songs and just good comedy in them and some fun shit. And once I feel a certain way, you can hear it in my lyrics. Oh, yeah. Jay's the same way it's no more fun white it's stressed

depressed white talking about some weird shit yeah speaking of what can we expect from you this in 2020

are you gonna be dropping some albums in 2020 or 2022 2022 sorry I'm actually working on four projects

right now me and Justin Time are working on our album oh so it's gonna be a full album we're doing like eight tracks it's Lil White 2022 Sorry I'm actually working On four projects right now Are you? Me and Justin Time Are working on our album Oh so it's gonna be A full album We're doing like eight tracks It's Lil White Lil White versus Justin Time

Awesome I'm getting old I just coughed and farted That's sick But did you Did you shart yourself? No no no Okay

Is there Skid Row going on? No we're good Okay I'm working on The track The album with me and Justin. Me and Ashton Ryker, my homeboy that sings, we're going to do a real soulful Memphis-y kind of bluesy album.

Oh, dope. Which, I mean, I'm still going to be rapping, but it's going to be more for the city. Then me and Steve from Chattanooga, Mr. 423, we're working on another mixtape. Just something. It was something that i promised him years ago like you know he helped me out when i was going through a real dark place and

after my dad passed he pretty much brought me up to chattanooga for like a weekend and had like 15 features lined up and put like 30 grand in my pocket so like i always told him i was like bro when you did that you you helped me you saved my life he was able to help me get back to normal so whenever you need me call me i'll be here. You was able to help me get back to normal. So whenever you need me, call me. I'll be here. And he was like, look, man, I really want to do this group project.

You want to do it? I was like, I told you, I got your back, bro. You have mine, I got yours. I'm a man of my word. And then, of course, I'm fixing to start working on my next album. I'm trying to get these projects with them knocked out first so I can get back in my full zone. Right, and don't have to be sidetracked.

2020 COVID shit, I didn't, there was nothing to rap about. What are you rap about looking at your own wall now one thing i can say about the fat man is he took advantage of that shit and dropped like four fucking albums no we both did it was content i know that dropped a gospel album i mean a rap album a rock album a country album semi-gospel album and one like one one yeah but see jelly knows how to take pain and turn it into words see i'm a different type of artist you're more like hyphy yeah i'm hyphy i like the energy yeah and i mean i can still write some deep dark stuff when I want to golly what the fuck that sounds like fucking great days sounds like a never-ending story dog right that's a great danger what about like a no filter uh no filter three uh you need to talk to your hubby about that one shit he's gonna beat right now in his email I'm trying to

get him on it's got juicy j on it did you know that no let me tell you something about my husband he well that you wouldn't know it's like it's not that you wouldn't not know you know everything about him he is so finicky and it has to be on timing is everything with him i've literally had people pay me to have them write songs that i've had to wait like a year or two to get it. My girl, Viking Barbie, I had to talk him into it for two years before he would do it. You know, like he just he's so crazy with with stuff like that. But we have a studio that's getting built in our house right now. So I'll definitely talk to him. I'll be over soon.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, definitely. You know how many times we've tried to plan like surprise playdates for y'all? Yeah. And either you'll be like in a bad mood. I'm like, can and she'll be like yeah jay's not feeling it today i don't yeah like my husband well we're some gangsters yeah emotional gay they're sensitive gangsters together the reason why we are like that is because we know when we get together

for like just a good fun time chances of us going to prison are high. And alleged crimes. Alleged crimes. The go up, the rate goes up. I mean, alleged crimes. The chances of having our wives very mad at us for the weekend, very high. But now y'all got wives that will do the fucking allegedly stuff with y'all. Yeah, I know.

That's the good part. I tell Jay. I'm like, just go. It's like when me and jelly wrote when i wrote ride it like a rental and drive it like you stole it and on the uh on my left one of my last few albums and he got on the song six months later i'm on the news for stealing a rental car that did not steal but jelly called me he's like bu Bubba You're supposed to Write music Off of your experiences

You're not supposed to What did he say You're not supposed to Write the song Then go do it He was like That's backwards I was like

I didn't steal the fucking car bro You just Fucking spoke it in the air And set yourself up Yeah I did Well why don't you tell people Where they can find you Right inside her vagina.

Yeah, right. Fucking pop rocks. No. We're not treasure maps for everybody. Yeah. I'm so curious about Nicole's vagina after this podcast. Like, I'm definitely going to have to see it one of these days. You will.

Yes. Which one? Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry. Manager always gets me. So real quick. Do you know that you are like fucking huge on tiktok i just recently found out i got like between like i got like two homeboys that are really in and into it on it maybe sending me videos of like 60 year old men singing

oxycodone for their granddaughter or something and it's funny shit i mean there's like eight to ten thousand videos of these old folks rapping my shit we're about to change that up though because i want to do a tiktok with you i'm down um but like uh i've got it on my phone it's just i'm so old school like i get it i'm so old school i miss sticking flyers on windshield wipers and the cars now everybody thinks you can make one facebook post and sell out an arena well can i tell you the truth i fought getting on fucking tiktok this is my manager right here i fought her for two years getting on tiktok i was like i'm not fucking doing it i'm 40 years old that's how i am what am i gonna do i'm gonna fucking just shake my tits and fucking get kicked off all the time anyways so it took me fucking three profiles i got banned and then finally we figured it out with this one we're at one one almost 1.4 million and then i

have another backup one that's at 300 000 my fucking sales and my podcast have skyrocketed because of tiktok like it's insane so if i could just as one entrepreneur to another fucking business couple if you guys can get on tiktok and figure it out i'll help you guys it is so like it's insane so if i could just as one entrepreneur to another fucking business couple if you guys can get on tiktok and figure it out i'll help you guys it is so fucking worth it dude oh i know it's worth it's life-changing it's crazy instagram's dead you can't do shit on instagram anymore instagram is going to be out the window in probably a year or two they're they're gonna fuck it off like they did with myspace tiktok is the new thing right now i miss myspace i do too this is my aol profile dude i oh my god i remember my fucking am i make it all different colors yeah i'm like copy paste but yes but do you remember when life was so easy

that all you had to worry about was who was in your top 10 yes and that was like what people would beef over yeah like it was crazy what the fuck we were just at the tigers game the other night why am i number 11 yeah exactly why am i not boring john why am i not on the top row yeah exactly then i had to spice it up top 16 top 24 yeah i always kept it top 5 or top 10 because i was just like if you were in there you were special special well i love you guys so much and i thank you guys so much for coming by i'm so glad that people get to see the side of you because it's the side that I love of you guys. And I just see this.

I mean, every now and then they'll see it on like, you know, social media. We'll have our little moments, but yeah, I'm glad like, cause that's what I asked her.

I was like, does she want to interview just you or just me or both of us? Both of us. I was like, okay, cool. Yeah, that's fine.

I'm down. Totally down for that. Cause I wanted her to have her chance to say her silliness absolutely i am and you know behind every fucking successful man yeah exactly as a as a bitch that's holding them up so it's like she actually does hold me up sometimes well i get the car keys out of my purse. I believe it. Why don't you tell some people where they can find you on social media? Well, considering it's going to be dead in about a year or so,

Instagram is where you're going to find me most often. But you're going to make a TikTok. I am fixing to make a TikTok. He has a TikTok. I've got a TikTok page. I just haven't really messed with it. I think it's just Lil White. I think as soon as TikTok started, I would have made it. Everybody start going following.

I made an account. All right. So you're Lil White on Instagram? Just at Little White, L-I-L-W-I-T on Instagram. YouTube is Little White. Just YouTube is Little White. What's my Facebook? Little White.

Just Little White. Just Little White. And look, let me rephrase this, okay? It is W-Y-T-E. If you put a fucking H in white and expect me to fucking converse with you, you're not even a fan people will be looking at my instagram page talking about some hey little white you know what can i tell you big fan you're

obviously not buddy i just i just had just fucking had a flash of this i know when i got with jelly i had never listened to his music i still don't i love jay but he's my husband. I hear the songs from fucking Post to whatever. Post to Pillar. And fucking in Vegas, I used to fucking bump Little White. Woo! Yeah. Like, I never bumped Jelly. Well, you're also spraying liquid cocaine up your butt, too.

So it says a lot about both of us here. And I was popping pills. So I used to get loose. The mousse is loose. I helped so many nurses through nursing school. Oh, I bet popping pills. So I used to, I used to get loose. The moose is loose. I helped so many nurses through nursing school. Oh, I bet. Yeah.

I got my first speeding ticket going 120 to 70 driving from Memphis to Nashville. Yeah. Like I look behind me and there's a cop behind me and said, let me get out of his way.

And I sped up even more to get over. And I was like, Oh, whoopsie. You're like, I'm sorry. Jamming my album.

Nicole, where can people find you? I'm just that rapguyswife on Instagram. Which is my favorite Instagram name of all time. Thatrapguyswife. Well, Sir Mix-a-Lot was the first song that he ever, like, rapped. Yep. Yeah.

So, thatrapguyswife. And then Facebook is just Nicole Lanshaw. Yay. I love you guys so much. Promise me you're going to come back in a year or two. We're coming back. I want to come back when Paul and them are here. I don't even got to be on the show i just want to witness the

so i'm gonna see him and boo pat's gonna come to the nashville studio pat tall yeah and then gangsta boo and um and paul are meeting me in la awesome so i'm gonna see them in la but if they were here i would totally love for you guys to all get together i think it would be fucking awesome and you gotta call ball and g yes dude please i fucking love eight ball you have no idea they they're just my i love them so much actually i think he commented on one of he it was one of my last posts he just said something like i was like oh that's what all right well thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of dumb blonde i will see you guys next week because we're all dumb blondes well yeah we are i'm a dumb blonde i got lost twice on the way here listen for being for being dumb we're fucking doing pretty

fucking good right smartest dumb blondes you're ever gonna meet motherfucker see you guys next week bye