Dumb Blonde - We Knew He Was Toxic.....and Did It Anyway

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

Red flags are easy to spot… until they’re attached to somebody hot. This week, the gang is back in Nashville getting into the red flags we ignored, justified, and probably should’ve run from immediately.From questionable street meets and tour bus stink to secret relationships, suspicious condoms, ankle monitors, Snapchat men, and hygiene habits that should be criminal—your DMs did not disappoint.Things get deeper as the girls talk toxic relationships, domestic violence, trauma, and why walking away isn’t always as easy as it looks. Plus, we’re getting into turn-ons, instant icks, relationship patterns, and why the internet can’t seem to understand that women can actually support each other without agreeing on everything.Some red flags whisper. These were screaming.Content warning: This episode includes discussions of domestic violence, sexual trauma, and emotionally abusive relationships.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

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Back where it all started. Someone's walking into work right now. Yeah, that's all right, guys. Someone's a little late to work. I don't know what he's doing, man. He doesn't want to get up here because it's fucking 85 degrees. He's over here fucking dying. I think our AC is out or some shit. Again.

A little hot. It's always something, man, with these houses. If you don't move, it's not bad. Yeah. Literally, don't move. And you don't feel how fucking hot and thick the air is. How's everybody doing? I feel like I haven't seen you guys in forever.

And it's been 24 hours. It's been 24 hours. Yeah. Yeah. It seemed like a week. Yeah. Feels good to be home. I saw you yesterday.

You know what? Yeah. We haven't spent a dick apart. Yeah. I saw you yesterday. Yeah. But I've been leaving Haley alone. Just letting her enjoy her.

Letting her enjoy her silence because she needed to recharge. But yeah. We're back in Nashville, baby. And could be happier. It's so different. It is. Now that we're here, I'm like, the difference between here and L.A. I've gone to Walmart twice.

I've definitely done like my socialization here for sure. I've shopped as much as I possibly could. I went to Ross. Ross is good. They got good stuff in there. They got a fucking great Ross in L.A. right by the house. There's a big ass Ross in L.A. right by the house. It's not insane.

I don't know what it is. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like everything's different. Maybe it's because there's no parking lots there. Yeah. But like, see, I'm the opposite of you guys. Like I love Nashville. Like it's always.

going to be home, but I really prefer LA. Everything is right there. I know. I feel like always a mission. If the parking situations were better and if I knew how to read the parking signs there, yeah, I'd be good. You don't drive down there at all. Yeah, no, I won't.

I refuse to drive one time this past month? No. No. He took an Uber down the block. I saw her get in an Uber and go half a block and get out. I saw it. I did. That's crazy.

Also, I'm not driving, you know. Tanks. Those cars. Those cars are too big for me. I have bad that perception. Yeah. I'd hit everything. I don't think you guys want me to drive.

No. I think we should be thanking her then. Yeah. At least I'm aware. Yeah. You know. Oh God. Tyson.

Carson curved is so bad one. I mean, it's a big ass fucking car. Imagine me driving it. Yeah. Yeah. I may have bumped it a little somewhere. one point. It was just a lot. I feel like making U-turns. We were chasing people down highways and streets. Yeah. You guys want to share with the class? She's always hot guy. Wait, no, I am sharing

with the class. Okay. So we were literally sitting at dinner and I was like, I wish just like a haughted, tatted guy would walk in. Hotted? What the hell is hot? Is that like potted meat? What is that? I don't know. It's going to make that up. I was like, I just wish a freaking tatted guy would walk in like there was like I was just trying to find my type somewhere and then we're on the way home and I see one walking on the street and I said me me I said stop flip a bitch flips it around goes past him and they he like waves at me and I like waved back also I'm kind of blind so he looked he looked cute from actually when you're driving past fast all I saw was I get it no I get it like we were driving quickly past him.

And then, so we ran the block. And then she goes around. Because he didn't look the same. I said, I didn't know which one was him. She was pulling up and I'm about to like talk to him. And she keeps going. I said, meaning he was right there. She's like, I didn't see him.

So we had to flip around again. And I was like, she's got her phone ready. I said, this is embarrassing now. And she's like, do you still want me to go? I said, yeah. and I had my phone like out like to get his number she pulls up the window rolls down and I'm I like have my phone here and I look at him I was like oh shit and I like slowly lower my phone I was like hey what's up?

It's the most awkward conversation ever and I was like that's what you guys that's what you get for fucking that's what you guys for even cooperating her shenanigans. I have a part of the problem I'm so for fucking trying to pick a dude up off the street. I'm sorry. You don't even know where he was coming from. Yeah, no. It was a good street. Street meat.

It was a nice street. It was a nice street. It was a close to. Well, I think that's a red flag. And speaking of red flags, speaking of red flags, we asked you guys today, what's the biggest red flag you ignored because they were hot? And oh my God.

are fucking on. I don't even need my names. You are. I have my own testimonies. Oh. All right. We're going to let you. We're going to let you.

Check it off. Just because the guy was hot. There's so many, like, all of them. She said all of them. Almost all of them. The biggest one that you guys know would be. I know this one.

That I'm still obsessed with him. I think he put a spell on me. I really think he did something to my brain. but we met at a bar after like not talking for a week and he I was with a friend who he knew and he invited us to a hotel that night and ended up going upstairs with her and told me that I couldn't come up and they ended up banging. It's not my fucking friend anymore but I somehow like I didn't talk to him for like over a year and then we became friends again and talked again.

And then I was a girlfriend, so I'm not talking to him. But I'm still fucking stinky feet. Oh, fucking stinky tinks. That dude had the fucking smelly his feet. I don't even care. I want to out him right now. I want to. No.

No, cut that. No, I will. I will be there. We'll get it. But I, listen, let's tell the real fucking story about how he came on the tour bus and he couldn't fit inside the bunk because the bunk was so big and weren't you like giving him head or something? Yeah. And this motherfucker kicked his shoes off and his feet were hanging out of the bunk, okay? Literally all you could see was these fucking paws just hanging out

in the fucking in the alleyway right there. And I'm in my bunk, which is in the back and I could smell this motherfucker's feet, dude. And it didn't smell like Fritos. It smelled like sour. Puss. Yeah, and we are all in the Bucks with her, by the way. There was like three on each side. We are all in the bunks. Yeah.

Living in the stink. Yeah. And this bitch, no, no, no. This bitch tried to be like, no, guys, it was my shoes. And we said, yeah, she tried to take the blame for his stench.

It could have been mine. It was not. Your feet weren't hanging out, dude. It smelled like mildew. I didn't even know his feet were hanging out. You guys know how drunk that was. No, his feet were hanging out and it was so, it was weird.

We were in Dallas too. And fucking Amber starts playing Dick in Dallas during the Dallas. No, we were sitting on the bus and you walked in and sat down your phone that was playing, is this love? And left. And we're just sitting there. Do your phone. I was trying to set some moves.

I was trying to watch it underneath the door before we all went to bed. I got to think of it. I mean, we didn't care. We were holding our breath watching. I was rooting you on just like this. Yeah. Yeah, listen, we're homies. We were riding with you, dude.

We were like, you know what? If this motherfucker is going to smell like shit and she loves them or likes them, we're there. We're all the way there. But yeah, that bitch that did that to you, I still don't like her because of that. Yeah. Yeah, she's a skank of belly. We don't like her. Yeah, but that's a red flag.

I still like him. To be honest, I don't think. You still like him. I literally think he did some kind of voodoo on me. I don't think you crashed out enough. I would have put my hands. hand on that door, I would have been like, where are we going, guys? No, they would not let me up. It was one of those like elevators. You have to like have a key or

someone let you up. But the door was open at some point, right? No, no, no. She went with him. And when she showed up, because she wasn't with the girl. She didn't go, oh, I thought you they went up before me. I was like waiting in the hotel lobby. They went up before me. And then said, and then another girl that I met that night, she came down. And she was like, hey on, let me get them to let you up. And then she goes, they said only I could come up. And I was Like got it. I know. So you left for you?

I would have stayed with her. I'd be like, we're both going. I was so fucking pissed for you when she did that to you. I was like, that's not a fucking friend. All right. Well, I'll kick this off. You guys were all up in the DMs being crazy.

I just got mad all over again. I just saw you. I saw you look over. Yeah. Now, that was a fucked up situation. Okay, this one I thought was gross. He was a bouncer at a club. and only ever showered in the morning,

regardless of working all night and had no pillowcases and flared toothbrush bristles. Not the flared. Toothbrush? Why do they brush so hard? It's not that they brush so hard that they've had that toothbrush for ages.

They've literally probably not changed that toothbrush out for like two years. I can guarantee most men don't know when the average time to throw away toothbrushes. Excuse me? Yep. I do like a month. Unless I'm like sick, I'll throw that out like right after.

I just be buying them on a casual Tuesday all the time. I got a whole stock in a drawer just because I'm like, I need a new one. I watched you walking with four. Yeah. I haven't been in my purse. Like literally. I'd just be buying them to buy them.

I accidentally brushed my teeth with Dylan's toothbrush last night. And I haven't told them. This is my confession right now. It was an accident. Because they both fucking look alike. I said clip that. I'm going to send it to him directly. Dude, it was a fucking accident.

And I was like, oh my God, how do I tell him? But then I thought about it. And I was like, I mean, there's a lot. I mean, the two is the least of the words. When did you find out? Like, was it like in the beginning or at the end? It was mid-stroke. Oh, you were like, I was like, you know, like when you look in the mirror and you're like, fuck.

And so I like pulled it out and wiped it off and washed it as good as I could. And it puts it back. Nicely set it back. And I was like, nothing happened. Yeah, I was like, fuck. I hope he doesn't come in and try to brush his teeth and be like, why is my tooth brush a wet right now? Wow. Yeah.

Yeah. I feel like there's a lot. She uses a hairdryer on it. Yeah. That's some shit I would do. Scrape it on a towel. Damn. Yeah.

Dude needs a new toothbrush. Maybe you could have bought him like pillowcases and toothbrushes and talked about his hygiene. Yeah. I mean, but she stayed with him because he was hot. So I get it.

You were fucking, you were kissing on that bristly toothbrush mouth. I'm not mad at any. What's the worst thing you found in a guy's bathroom? Ooh. On Reddit, true crime doesn't comfort.

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Yeah. Wait, like a girl shit in the toilet? No. Oh. Hi me. She just said girl shit. Actually, I think I have found shit in the toilet one time. And I was like, yeah, I'm gone.

Wait, was it because you forgot to flush? Yeah, I forgot to flush. I cannot stand a motherfucker who doesn't know how to flush a toilet. I know somebody who was like that. I lived with somebody who was like that. And it is the most disgusting fucking thing to live with. Just fucking big old shadoobis. Just melting away.

Or doesn't use the toilet either. Or flushes shit with the lid open. It's fucking nasty. I will say I had an ex one time. And it was when I first met him and I went in his bathroom and he had cigarette butts in the shower. That's kind of hot. That is not fucking hot. That's so gross.

Can you imagine what it would smell like in there? What's the point of the fucking shower? Yeah, it was like a whole little like thing of cigarette butts. I had an ex who would drink beer in the shower. I got an ex-roomate who used to put her Backwood's guts in the sink Like it'd be like full with like rappers and backwards guts and She wouldn't wash her hands

No, I know or she's mine I'm disgusting I don't like that The amount of DMs though I got from men who said mentally ill About girls Okay, all right I didn't get any dudes I like that you got dudes Yeah I got dudes and almost all them said

They were mentally ill. They were crazy. I stayed with her. Yeah. You guys made them that way. Yeah. I don't believe. Watch the house made.

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No, I didn't. It was my idea. Just same. Yeah. But it was a good movie. I like the script. It was really good. Like the plot, huh?

Yeah, the plot was great. Uh, mm-hmm. It was great, great story. Great story. What's a man guy's name? Huh? A guy? There's a guy in there?

I can't. I thought it was a solo. All right. This one said, my ex from teenagers years always had condoms, but they would be gone a lot faster than they should have been for us. I had questioned him. He got his dad to tell me that as men, we take care of our business at times alone and we use condoms to come in because it feels better than a sock.

Fast forward a few weeks, caught him jerking it, no condom, and asked, I thought you used a condom for this. He replied, why the fuck would I use a condom to jack off and waste a condom? At the end of that sentence, he realized the bullshit story they had told me had tied back and was now tracking. I dumped my soda all over him. He was still hard and ruined that nut. He took off and never went back. That's a lot to unpack there.

Yeah. How do we even start? So he was drinking off in the condom or he wasn't? He was not. She caught him not drinking off in the condom. So where the fuck where the condoms going? In another woman. Yeah.

In another woman I made sense. Got it. That's crazy. Wow. But like what a fucking lie to come up with, man. It's actually, I mean, makes sense. But did you stay with him? Because that's the point of a red flag.

Like you ignore that, but you still stayed. I'm sure a lot of these people stayed. Okay. You know, we have all done some, we listen and we don't judge because we have all fucking I'm a tourist. I'm a bull. I literally run into red flags. Red flags, yeah.

Listen, I love a good fucking. I mean, green flags are boring. Listen, I love an amusement park, okay? And I will ride every ride. All right. You guys, anytime I'm like, this guy's being so nice to me and he wants to take me out. I'm like, literally happened. You were laying in.

my bed the other day. She's sprawled out in my bed. She was like, oh, he wants to go get coffee. I said, Haley, that's like a great sign. Like, go get coffee. She was like, but it's raining. And like, he just wants to have coffee. And I said, that's a okay thing to do. And she was like, nah. I said, where do you want to meet? I understand that because Dylan and I, one time, uh, we had like a, we needed, we needed to talk about something. And he was like, okay, well, let's just go get coffee in the morning. And I go, absolutely the fuck not. I'm not going to I don't even, I don't even drink coffee. So I'm like, I was like,

like, what am I going to sit there and shit my brains out while we have a fucking serious conversation? In the daylight? And have anxiety. In broad daylight. How do people just sit there and they're like, you know, like fucking having coffee? There's no way. Like lunch, cool.

Dinner, absolutely. Coffee. That's what I was thinking, but he was like, oh, I already ate. And I'm like, okay. Yeah. So coffee was like the next, I mean, you're not going for the coffee. You're going to meet the guy. Yeah.

I like this. Coffee shops are bright. It's like you. Exactly. Maybe you set outside and yeah. I agree with you on that one. I look better at the dark. Okay.

Yeah, me too. Give me a moody atmosphere. Give me a bar. That's why I'll cut that. Yeah. Maybe we should go there tonight. Huh? Maybe we should go there tonight.

You just perked her up. I was already going. Oh, you are? Yeah. I don't want to intrude on your date. Oh. I'm going to be all over him. So you guys walk in, I'm making it out in the corner.

You're fine. Gotcha. We'll figure it out. All right. Your next memes. Oh, wait. You're next, Haley. Sorry.

Okay, I have one. I'm going to tell you guys the name, but we have to cut it. Oh, yeah. She wrote me one too. Go ahead. I know who it is, too. Mm-hmm. Because I was like, can I use your name?

She's like, no. Okay. Wearing my lingerie and wanting to get strapped every time we fooled around. Also using my dildos when I was at work. Yes. And that dude is now a woman and they're best friends. And he, yeah, and he works for her. Yeah.

Crazy, right? Yeah. I'm a little confused of who this is. Yeah. Said it. Yeah, who's that? Gotcha. Okay.

She only knows her. I always call her. She also likes pretty boys that are like, you know, she's like me. We like the gay guys. We love the gays. I really think I was a gay dude in a past life because I am so attracted to gay men. Like I, I think they're also hot. Yes.

I love more like dramatic kind of almost like. Wear more makeup than me. I will smear it. Like I love it. Yeah. That's why I was, that's why I loved Chris Motionless for so long. Because he was so hot. Like, please don't, I don't need the headlines to pick that up.

But he was a perfect example or like Marilyn Manson, you know, like he was. he was hot. What about kiss? No, Gene Simmons, no. That's too old. The only band I can name it. Face paint, not makeup. Oh yeah, that's face paint.

But I met Gene Simmons. I actually did a lap dance for Gene Simmons one time at Olympic Gardens and he licked my back. Nice. That's kind of. He didn't have makeup on. He didn't have fucking makeup on. He did.

He didn't have makeup on and I didn't believe it was him and he goes, and put his tongue out. And I was like, it is you. That's so funny. Yeah, we went to be. And Tasha and I gave him lap dances and he fucking licked our backs. It was long ass tongue.

I've got a lot of lore I've never talked about. Are we going to talk about the lore one day? Which lore are we talking about here? That right there. Which one? Those kind of lores. Yeah, I want more stories like that. I feel like maybe one day you should write a book about those.

Oh, yeah. Speaking of book number two is in the works, baby. We had a meeting yesterday. I'm so excited. It's a... It's gonna be... All right, anyways. You're next.

I mean, you got a red flag? Um... You ever stayed with a bitch a little too long? I mean, I feel like you're a green flag. Um, I mean like a girl. But I'm Latino, so I definitely got my red flags. Um, but I'm definitely... Yeah, oh, I argue like a woman.

That's my red flag. Not your red flag. I said a red flag about a girl that you were with. Like, but you still stayed because she was hot, but you stayed. Oh, plenty. Um. The fact you said Plenty is crazy.

Yeah, because you kind of look back past the crazy a little bit, you know. Dude. Red flag, red flag.

Did someone ever throw anything at you? I feel like we just spot the memory. He said that was kind of hot. She threw something on my head. Oh, no.

It's hard to think of them on a spot. I feel like Haime is a green flag so he only attracts green flags. No, I've definitely attracted my crazies. What's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you? With a woman? That's so, that's such a broad question.

And you want to ever throw something at you? Sure. Sure. I think it was like a tennis racket. I think he liked it. Yeah, he was like, wait, was this a turn on or a red flag? He said, is this a red flag? I thought that was.

Yeah, I was like, wait, I was pretty excited. No, I can't even think it'll hit me. Okay. I'll speak up. Raise your team when you're ready. Oh yeah. She got Snapchat. Definitely a red flag for me.

I swear. That's actually a topic I wanted to talk about. There was a girl who wrote me in and said that this guy would never answer text messages, but would always reply on Snapchat. And I think it is such a red flag when a dude has a Snapchat. And for guys too. Yep. Guy and girl from me.

I feel like I only have one just to make money on it and I don't even fucking use it. I have friends who talked to me through. Haley talks to me through Snapchat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're adults.

Yeah. We don't count. We're the minority. He literally sends me two minute long videos on Snapchat of her grandpa. Yeah. Or me and the most dumb filter I can find. 100% on there. It's great.

Yeah. I just feel like men because there was, okay, when I first started, when I first was single, there was a dude who's super cute. He's in a band. And I was like, oh, okay, this will be fun. You know, whatever. He's out here in Nashville. And he immediately wanted to go to Snapchat.

Snapchat and sexed. And I was just like, immediately. Immediately. It was like such a turnoff. Guys, ask for a number, not snap. Yeah, well,

he had my number and we were texting. And then he's like, get off the text to snap? Let's go to snap. And I was like, ew. And that right there, I was just like,

I didn't, I stopped even communicating with them after that. Because I was just like, oh, you're that type. Huh? Is it who I think it is? Say it.

We can bleep it. That's exactly what I thought. Yeah. Damn, believe that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right.

This one said, which I don't even know if this is a red flag because I mean, I was turned on when I read it. Okay. We're the worst people to judge these. Yeah. Yeah. He threw me up against a wall and choked me when I walked through the door after a girl's night out. His reason was, I just miss you when you're not spending time with me. I was 18.

He was almost 30 and really hot. we could have gone without the age thing but I mean listen if my man throws me up against a wall after I've been out with my girls and bangs me and chokes me I'm completely fine with that as long as it was consensual yeah as long as she wasn't like scared and it wasn't like DV which she didn't make it sound like it was DV she said he was really hot

so yeah it's like the one time you got smacked and you didn't want it and you cried yeah Haley got fucking slapped and almost was that a red flag In fact, you stayed, yeah. No, I called my Uber. After he slapped you? Yeah. What'd you do after he slapped you?

Cried and called my Uber. You cried while his dick was in you? We didn't have sex. Oh. No, they were just making out. Oh. Wait, slapping somewhere. It wasn't like that.

It was a rare back and slept. That's crazy. He was so drunk. It was just like it was. He said, wow. His fucking intrusive thoughts won. Yeah. It's like one.

I think if you got her like, by the face and you slap her. Yeah. That's, yeah, but no, this was like WWE. I feel like if it's consensual and somebody is aggressive with you,

then that's hot. But also, I was having this conversation the other day is a lot of people's trauma becomes fetishized through their life. So like, shit, what? What just happened at the fuck?

You guys, Zach and I were walking. through the haunted house. And I said, when I was a teenager, I was a scare like these people, right? And I was like, until a grown man like got his hands on me. And he was like, that explains a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Does it?

Yeah. But like a lot of people that have been through trauma in their lives, they normally turn that trauma into like their sexual fantasies. Yeah. Yeah. So for sure. I think mine is aggression because, you know, I grew up in a very, violent home and then I was you know if you read the book I was raped there's like a ton of things

in there so I think in some people's uh healing journeys that's the way that they take their power back i get that that's crazy yeah well i like psychopathic clowns you know like i'm just whoop whoop who all right go ahead go ahead go away wait also i want to talk about something I have been seeing videos that people have been making talking about how you guys agree with everything I say. Have you guys seen those? Sure the fuck do not. Okay.

That's what I, we have to clear the air because I will always stand up for you guys. Yeah. The shit pisses me off. You guys will see it online. Of course they're going to, we're going to laugh and Kiki because we are best fucking friends. I'm just like,

do they want to see us just argue and disagree with each other? the whole time. It's so weird. TV shows and stuff have portrayed for so long is like friend groups who argue. And that's like reality shows. They create that drama. Real friendships don't have.

Sorry I agree with my best friend. We never fight. But I also want to clear the air because they're always like, oh, well, those are her friends that she pays. First of all, I need you guys to understand something. When I first started this journey, Mimi worked for me for a year for free.

For fucking free. No one knows. And Haley, literally, I had to pay her per face when we first started out. So I just want to clear the air. Like, you guys have no fucking idea the journey we have been on together. And like, these are my motherfucking sisters. And if you guys have a fucking problem with it, fuck off. Yes.

And I don't get what's wrong with. That's like, I don't know. I don't get what's wrong with like you being friends with your boss, like at other people's jobs. Yeah. And they go hang out after work. Yeah. Yeah. But the crazy thing is we don't look at each other like boss.

and employee. We look at each other like fucking sisters. A hundred percent. You know? So sorry we're friends, guys. Yeah. Sorry that we actually get along and love each other. Sorry you guys have never had real woman friendships. And you brought us up with you too. Like that was the other thing. You were talking about like how we have built our followings and stuff and it was like because we all did it together. Like you didn't just like put us behind you and be like oh my God. Like and there is a lot of artists who do that. I'm not talking shit. But it's like they won't shout out their makeup artists ever. Like you'll go look at their tags and it'll tag like management and they'll tag like their label and things like that and the music.

Like what designer they're wearing. The designer. But then they won't say the face. Yeah. There was literally a conversation that we all three had and I was like, look, dude, all boats float. I was like, you guys need to start posting more and you guys need to start showing your personalities more aside from me.

And you guys both did that. You guys both built your platforms. Oh, I completely switched. Because I, well, I mean, I had a following, but it was just makeup. Yeah. They didn't even know what you look like because you can post yourself. I literally didn't post myself. She wouldn't even let us take pictures of her hands.

I would have my hand looks fat. I wanted to be known for my work and not me. And now that I feel like I became successful for my work, I was able to, like, show myself now. Yeah, exactly. But you guys really helped me, like, come out of my show with that. Yeah. I feel like we have all,

I feel like we've all glowed up together. And we are on this journey together. Like, we were fucking scraping by. I was showing my butthole. I was selling butthole pictures. Good times. You know, a great time. Great time.

And everybody keeps asking if the OF is coming back. Absolutely not, guys. Anyways, I just had to clear the air with that because I'm never going to let people pick on you. And the women who fucking make these videos, you guys are fucking clowns, dude. Yeah, why? Like, why would you ever try to tear down two beautiful fucking souls who literally have helped me build my fucking brand from the ground up, dude? Like, I just think that's so crazy. Maybe they don't have people in their lives like us, so they can't actually understand.

They don't know what it's like. They can't relate to actually loving another woman for who they are. and through their journey together. Yeah. It's like people who get mad at people in like the food industry and you're like clearly you never worked in the food industry over something like, oh, they forgot my ranch. And like they're going to yell at a waitress. Yeah.

Like, have you ever been a waitress? She also got asked five other things between that fucking ranch and the soda, you know? Yeah. And it's like I feel like it's the same thing. Maybe that lady is literally angry because she's never been loved. Clip that bitch. I don't care. I'm tired of people.

I really don't care. I'm so tired of people being fucking disrespectful and just saying shit. It's like, dude. They just know they're going to. to get views off your name. Listen, and I'm fine. Make all the videos you want. I fucking do not care what people.

You said, I'm just happy living life over here. I don't care what people say about me anymore, but when they start coming after you guys, that's when I'm like, okay. You know, like, come on. I literally just doing our job and having fun. And you guys have no idea. You guys have no idea behind the scenes. If I actually fuck up and do something wrong, we all check each other.

But also, like, I have so much respect for you guys. I wouldn't do that in front of. of people and embarrass you or mean to you on the podcast. Like, I don't know why people want to see that. Yeah. It's so weird to me. And we do it so respectfully when we do check each other. Yeah.

If there's something, we don't get into drag out fights. Like you would see on reality shows and stuff. That's just not us because we know how to communicate. Yeah. We had one argument one time and that was, that was public. And that was actually a real fucking argument because people are like, we think they just did it for the show or whatever. No.

That was a real argument. But we have not since then that like completely changed our communication. Yeah, absolutely. And then Mimi and I have a fucking come to Jesus once a year. Once a year. I feel like we're on like every couple month basis now. Let's just check each other. All right now back to normal.

Yeah, as the brand. But the thing is is when you go to a friend and you're like, hey man, you're not doing your job, you're fucking up or hey, you're not doing this or you're doing this and you shouldn't do that, you don't meet it with like you're wrong. No. You always take constructive criticism and you're just like, okay, cool, I'll do better. And that's literally how we operate. We're just like, cool of us talk like that.

Yeah. But like what, why would we say that right here on the pot? Like, yeah. That's not the point of the podcast. No. It's fucking weird. No, it's so crazy. Yeah, it's so fucking weird.

I did read a comment that said, I'm in love with you. Oh, I would like to. I wish. I am in love with you. I wish. I love you so much. I love you. I love you.

Wait, I love you guys. I love you. I mean, we do love you. I mean, listen, I try to make out any time I get a little tequila in my system. The other night, it wasn't a kiss. It was great. She said, kiss me. I'm the biggest lover.

You are a lover. I am such a lover. I'm just like, I want to just love everybody. Yeah. Literally, when I drink, I'm just like, ooh, come to me. She makes other people love each other. You two love each other. Yeah.

In a bar. You guys should kiss. Do you guys remember when I was out and I was out? I somehow was walking from barstole to an Uber and there was a couple on the corner and I told him I was like you guys are so hot you guys should make out and I fell yeah yeah yes and I fell getting into my Uber yeah you're the quality person I know glorious for drinking and falling I don't think she even drinks sometimes when she falls because she was sober the other day and she busted her knees so bad that was me yesterday I kept fucking hurting myself that one time we were

walking in Cleveland. Yeah. And you. Yeah. I try to forget about that. That scraped off my tattoo. And it took the tattoo with it. It was a fresh tattoo and she hit that

pavement and she like bounced. And one thing about Haley, she's going to let you. One thing about Haley, if she falls, she's going to let you know about it for two weeks. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because I'm so embarrassed. I need you guys to also laugh. It's the biggest thing that happened in my life.

Need you guys to go through it with me. Yes, absolutely. So I just wanted to clear the air with that because I just, we just have. to address that because I'm just fucking over people talking shit. Y'all know what I love about summer? Everything just feels a little more free. You're traveling, you're outdoing stuff, you're spending money everywhere you turn. So the last thing I want is some ridiculous phone bill eating up more of my money.

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Found out two weeks before prom, he was a, oh, he'd asked a freshman to go with him. Like an idiot, I still went out with him the next weekend. Nanny. That's my girl. But then she said he then like later got that girl like pregnant and then they like divorced or whatever. And I was like, it's okay because then you wouldn't have met Papa. So.

And then you wouldn't be here. I know. Well, no, my mom's adopted. Oh. But they wouldn't have adopted your mom. Still, you wouldn't, you still wouldn't be here. Yeah. You wouldn't be here because they wouldn't have dot.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got you. Thanks. All right. You guys ready?

Oh, wait. Who's next? Who's next? Is it me or? Hey, you. Me? Okay. What?

She's so stupid. Did you get that? Oh, I'm so dumb. She said, I said, you wouldn't be here. She goes, my mom's adopted. I'm like, you still wouldn't be here. They wouldn't have adopted your mom. That wouldn't have met your dad.

That wouldn't have had you, stupid. Anyway, carry on. All right. Keep going. Oh, my God. I ignored the GPS alcohol ankle monitor. Met a super hot professional bull rider on Tinder when it first came out. Met up and he had the monitor.

I was like, okay, cool. No worries. Just a one-off. Well, ended up in a relationship with this dude. come to find out he has a revoked license for DUI 2 violated probation then started drinking again then the physical abuse came couldn't get out of the relationship gets DUI 3 doesn't does the jail time ankle monitor again and the cycle repeats itself for another three years the last time he got locked up I left and moved to another state he gets out starts calling me from different phone

numbers then I go to look him up which is an Otis which is the offender tracking system got arrested for domestic violence on his new girlfriend with multiple counts of resisting arrest. Anyways, he was super hot and I let him alienate me from my family for the longest. I felt like I had nowhere to go. I mean, like a solid nine. And at the time, I didn't think I could pull that. Okay. I didn't think the ankle monitor was that bad in the beginning.

Yeah, me either. It just kept getting worse. Yeah. You're right. As soon as the domestic violence comes in, that's where it's like, that's rough, man. But I get it, you know, as a DV survivor, you know, sometimes, I think what it is is you get, most domestic violence relationships are super passionate and you get addicted to the passion, let alone the majority of them, not all of them.

This is me speaking from my personal experience and some of my girlfriends that I know have gone through it. And the sex is always like fucking amazing. So you get addicted to the push and the pull. And that's the passion, yeah, because it's something that, you know, I'm a very passionate person like I want to be just loved on all the time so when somebody does that it's like and then physical like yes and then physical abuse comes into the picture it's like it's so hard to leave because you just think about the good times and like oh they're going to change they're never going to do it

again so yeah it's addictive thought thinking that they're going to change every single time every time because they always apologize and probably fuck the shit out of you after they do it because I know that's how it was in my relationship and it just becomes a fucking vicious like that you cannot get out of. It's literally a spider web that you just cannot fucking get out of. It's a really good analogy. But it's not okay. And if you guys are in any situation like that,

please talk to somebody, call somebody, do start planning your escape because that shit does never, it never ends well. You know, you're probably going to end up having to leave that relationship with your life. So don't ever let a fucking dude put his hands on you. Hell no.

You do pretty for that. Look that. That was great. Who's next? All right. This one says, I was never introduced to his real life. Not friends, not family, not social media. Nothing overlapped with his real world.

At first, he was very casual, so it wasn't an issue. But as things got more serious, he would deflect when I'd ask him about it. I was basically completely hidden over a year. Okay, first off, you let that go on for a year and you knew nothing about the dude's life. I get it? I'm nosy. I would have reversed imaged his selfie. I want to know everything about you.

I was basically completely hidden for over a year as he continued to pull me in deeper emotionally. I knew it was a huge red flag, but he was so hot that I chose to ignore it over time. It outweighed the hotness and I kissed him goodbye. He continued to chase me, but I did never look back. I want to look back. Huh? I would look back. Within two weeks, how did you not find?

No, I would have already known his entire family history. before date number one. What are we talking about? You went a year and that guy never even gave you a social media? Yeah, that's crazy. That's like nowadays, I feel like... Maybe that was like a long time ago, because I feel like you can't do that nowadays.

What? Not like give someone a social media or something. I mean, she said social media. Oh. Like one of the things he wouldn't give her. Yeah. That's wild. That means just hiding something.

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. No way. More than likely he was like married or fucking, you know, baby on the way. I would have stayed a year. Okay. Listen, that's Haley's type. She likes a little mysteriousness.

She does. And I feel like nowadays, because I feel like the more you know, the, I was like, I mean, a crush is just a lack of information. I don't know about that. Damn. My crush is I wanted to crawl into your rib cage and sleep. Like, that's how I am. I'm like so like let's merge souls.

So there's no way that I could ever just not. What is wrong with you? I'm the opposite of the spectrum of Haley. Have you seen that little video of like, I don't know if it's a new movie or something, but they like go to Huck and their skin starts melting together. Their eyes go together. That's what I need.

That's the kind of love I want. No. Yeah. Okay. No, that's the exact kind of love I like and want. You have to have that. I can't not have that. It has to be like so passionate, you know. Yeah, but like, I don't know. I get over it. Yeah. Sticky. Listen, I know what it's like to not have passion and now I have

passion again and I'm never not going to have fucking passion again. I'd rather be in the most passionate relationship that's healthy than ever go through a relationship that has zero passion again. There's no fucking way. It's like licking a wall. Never heard of that analogy, but. That's literally what it's like. Have you ever looked a wall? No. Okay, well, okay, close your eyes right now.

Wait, have you? Yes. Close your eyes. Because I was a kid once. I liked walls. You guys didn't practice French kissing on walls? No.

I did. Practice on a dude. Wait. Wait, I take that back in the shower one time I did. Yeah. Yeah. I was so young though.

And my boyfriend at the time was like, I really want to kiss you. And I was like, yeah, for sure. And then I was like, I don't know what I'm doing. I did for sure.

You know what? We've all licked a wall before. Well, I have. But literally, close your eyes and envision just going up to a wall and licking it. How does that feel? Hard. Boring. Cold.

Empty. Cold. Right? Yeah. All right. What kind of texture am I feeling? It's like a popcorn ceiling? What?

Ew. It's like the velvet on the wall over here. If it's a bathroom wall, then it's soft. No, we're not fucking shrug in the furry wall. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. Like, I would rather have. passion and nothing. So, all right, who's next? Me? That was fun. Oh, this one was crazy. Okay. I met this guy off

Tinder. He was very nice and hot. He was a firefighter, which I had a weak spot for. On our first date, he brought a step-sister. He told me they were just friends, but then I saw her hand go to his thigh. Later in the night, she gave him a kiss when we were leaving. I asked him why he did that. He said it was just how they greeted and said goodbye to each other. I ignored it for a month, then caught them having sex in our bed, then I cut them off. I don't think I like that. So I had a guy, which if you read my book, I had a guy who told me that this girl that was around was his best friend. Come to find out they had been together for like 20 years and they were into like having relationships with other girls and just didn't tell. Yeah, no. That's crazy. Yeah. So I mean, I get it. I understand

that she was probably like, okay. But I mean, the first night you're seeing them kiss. in her hand on his thigh, like, come on. My hand on the thigh is wild. Step sister is wild. I mean, that was clearly a kink for him. Yeah. I mean, that's a porn hub category. Yeah, that's so weird to me.

I can't watch those porn. If it has anything to do with, like, family, can't do it. No, that's weird. Yeah, I've never gotten into that either. No, and I don't yuck anyone's yum. Well, I mean, personally, I just can't. Isn't it illegal? I just like, fucking.

I'm pretty sure it's illegal. I just like oiled up. And maybe not Alabama. Passionate sex things. Yeah, you're like a lot of witness. My friend that works downtown wrote in and she said they would leave their closing gig from Broadway and go swim naked every Saturday and Percy Priest at like 3 a.m. I said, excuse me. She said, good news.

I never hooked up with him because I was like, your dick definitely has flesh eating. Shit, probably. I don't like that. Swimming naked and Percy Preece is. Okay, but I'm sorry. Wait, hold on. What's the difference between naked and not naked, though? Yeah, there's so many people who are both inside.

Yeah. You're still wet underneath the, why are we naked? What's the difference? Maybe he just doesn't carry his swimsuit around. I'm very confused. So she would go skinny dipping, right? No, the guy would. Oh, he would go.

I don't know if it's by himself. But why would she go skinny dipping? with somebody and then be like, oh. No, that's why she didn't want to fuck with him. But I'm sorry, it's even if he had board shorts on, the water's still on his dick. I agree. I agree. Because when you jump in the water, you still get fucking vagina juice.

Yeah, that lady got a fucking frog in her puss. Frog pus. Yep, the old toad in the hole. Toad in the hole. Toad in the hole is crazy. Isn't that a book? No, frog in the. Toad is a book.

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