Dumb Blonde - Whorelympics 2022

Episode Date: March 2, 2022

The first annual Dumb Blonde Whorelympics has come to the world, and now you can hear everything (and everyone) that went down in Las Vegas. Get ready for athletic feats of fisting, sexual ASMR, evening gown nip slips, and long-distance squirting as Bunnie and celebrity judges crown one sexy contestant the 2022 Whorelympics winner.  Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I am obliged to the American Republic of America to proclaim the freedom of the people of the United Nations. Yay! What's up you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. But today it's really special because it's the first Whorelympics that I've ever filmed. And today I have my two really good buddies here. Riley Rabbit from Down the Rabbit Hole Podcast is here. How you doing boo? I'm good. Long time no see baby. I know. I'm super excited to be here. Thanks for inviting me.

Dude, I'm like so stoked that you're here. Whenever I was doing this I was like Riley has super excited to be here. Thanks for inviting me. Dude, I am like so stoked that you're here. Whenever I was doing this, I was like, Riley has to be a fucking judge. I'm not going to lie. I saw that you were doing it and I was like, I really hope she calls me to judge. Aw, yay. I called Nick about it. And here we are. It's been love at first sight ever since I did Riley's podcast and she did mine.

Everybody loved you too. I loved it. I can't wait to do another one. Yeah, I love that. And then, of course, we got my main squeeze, Charlie. Motherfucking classic. I will only be referred to as girth brooks during this competition referee girth brooks he has his um girth brooks

gear on today he's going to be he has been so fucking whistle happy okay he has this fucking referee outfit on and he is in what is it method acting right now he's charlie how are you doing i'm doing good. I'm sitting next to a bunch of hot girls. How can I not be doing good? Dude, the contestant, the buddy rabbit sandwich is in the house. Dude, and fucking the contestants are hot as fuck, dude. Like, I can't wait for them to come.

Look at him. He's like, I know, I fucked one. Oh, my God. All right. Well, without further ado, should we get started? Let's do it. We have our main announcer, Pelvis Presley in the house, baby. What's it do?

What's it do? What's it do? We are live here tonight in Las Vegas for the first annual Horror Olympics. This is going to be a blast. Yeah, baby. For our first contestant we are gonna do a little evening show, an evening gown show where they introduce themselves and they just tell us a little bit about themselves so why don't

you tell us what your name is contestant number one. My name is Daisy. Hi Daisy where are you from baby? I'm from a small town between Beaumont and Temecula. Oh wait Beaumont not Texas right? California? Oh, wait. Beaumont. Not Texas, right? California, sounds like. Can I pass this question? She's like, I am wanted by the cops. Temecula. She's from the countryside of my woods.

No, I'm from Edwild, California. Okay, awesome. Gotcha. Why don't you do a little spin for us? This is the best evening gown I've ever seen. I love this. So what was the vision and the inspiration for this evening look? This is just my custom design that I think makes me look like I'm material to be a wife other than just a whore.

I love that. I'm getting the whole Gordon Ramsay mistress vibe. You know you know i like it i'm digging it so i don't know what that means she says she does not have a television at the house i love it so why don't you give us one random fact about yourself or something that we need to know that you think we should know about you well fuck i love. She's already won in the personality department. I definitely am okay with telling everyone fuck you in public. I think we should make fuck you a

regular word. I like it. Fuck you is a regular word? Okay. I like it. It's been front of my book for a very long time. I couldn't think of nothing. I'm not sure. I think I'm going to win because fuck you. Yeah. We heard it first.

I like it. So what are you going to do for your talent portion tonight? Well, I think I'm going to go ahead and do the perfect white girl twerk that I've been working on for about six years now. Okay. It's going to be fucking hilarious. In and outside. In and out. You know, in prison and also out of prison. Oh, gotcha. Okay.

We got a random fact. Yeah. If you were going to do the white girl twerk fact. Yeah. What is the white girl's work? I think it'll be the white girl dance. Okay. Okay. Did you bring music or do you need us to just, do you need Charlie to be a beatbox? Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

You can take the shoes off, boo. You want to take them off? You want to take them off or you got a pair of sneakers on your top? Yeah, take your shoes off, baby. Get comfortable. Get loose. The white girl's work is much better accommodated with sneakers, yes. Okay, well, why don't you go grab some sneakers,

and then we'll bring you right back on. You want to take a short commercial break? Yeah, baby. We wanted to watch you walk away anyway. She keeps saying she's going to white girl twerk, but I see her walking. She has rhythm. She's going to have to lose that shit.

Yeah, right? Just drop the rhythm all together. I think she's going to pop lock and drop it on us like yeah I think she's gonna she was gonna do it in April Oh housewife working man I can't wait the old fuck you house watch working what Olympic sponsored by Waffle House get you a double-edged special than a great bowl but $2.99 a day. All right, so we're going to score her. So each girl is going to come out.

They're going to introduce themselves. They're going to tell us a little random fact about themselves. And then they're going to showcase their talent. We are going to score each thing that they do. And when they're done, we're going to hold up our score cards. And at the end, somebody is going to be keeping score. Haley over there. At the end of the pageant, we're going to add those our scorecards. And at the end, somebody's going to be keeping score. Haley over there. At the end of the pageant, we're going to add those up.

And that's how that person wins. Okay. Wins or loses. So what are they winning? That we'll tell you later. It has to be a surprise. Date with me to KFC of your choosing. We can go to the hood one.

We can go to the nice fancy one in Summerlin. Buffet. It could be the buffet one. It's up to you. The drive-thru. I'll take KFC up here. Yeah, they got a nice one. You be getting me with facts I don't even know about.

I'm excited. Listen, the Summerlin KC I think has really nice bathrooms. The Summerlin KC? The KFC, yes. Okay, so let me ask you real quick. We don't have to get the code to get in. This is off topic. Where's your favorite place to poop in public?

Oh, I don't poop in public, but I will fuck in a public bathroom. I don't care. I will poop in a public bathroom. I'll fuck in a public bathroom, but I won't shit in one. Joanne's Fabrics. Cleanest bathrooms there are. White women losing their damn minds. There's too many of them.

Oh, my God. What about fucking Michael's? Michael's got some little clean, but you know, some fuckheads go in Michael's too. All right, well, that's good to know because I had to pee on the side of the road the other day. TJ Maxx actually has pretty decent bathrooms. I don't know. Really? TJ Maxx, for sure. I had to pee on the side of the road the other day. TJ Maxx actually has pretty decent bathrooms. I don't know. Really? TJ Maxx, for sure.

I had to pee on the side of the road because I was on the track the other day. And I could not go. And I'm so OCD. I was like, I'm not going in any of these fucking stores. There's no fucking way. Which track were you on? Trop. West Tropicana.

I was over there. Sure, but you were on the same track. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm like, baby, yes. There's been plenty of prostitutes that have definitely pissed on that road before. Oh, for sure. But they got to see their first track hoe the other day, and it was so fucking funny, dude. They were so happy about it.

Did you see the one girl with the blonde hair that's down her ankles? Riley, he doesn't know what a track hoe is. Oh, baby. We got to explain that. I thought you were cooler than that. Wait, what's going on? We got it I put my hand aside a girl up to her kidneys and worked her like a

Was she awake Did you get her on Tropicana not thunder circus circus team fuck you is. It doesn't number one. Are you ready, baby? We're over here talking about track hose and KFC. Come on down, baby Yeah Okay, go Charlie go Don't go too hard. First off, fuck y'all. That was Darth Vader's fucking song.

I hope you can twerk now. I'm gonna fucking pee my pants. Don't come in here with that. She's not strong with any of y'all. We gonna get you straight. We gonna get you straight. Let's go, baby. OK, we just clap together?

Yeah, baby. That's the worst beat ever. Way to go. Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Boom, boom, boom, boom. Get it.

Yes. Get it, girl. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. All right, baby. All right, baby. Everybody singing different songs. No, you didn't. right, baby Man judges which I think is going to no music. Come on up here. No, no, no, no. Don't go hiding back there. Get on up here up in the front with us.

The judges is about to give you the answer. That was pretty hard actually. What do you think, Riley? Show that little thing. Show it to them. That's right. She twerked her little booty, I think. All right.

First of all, let's go slow motion. Don't slow motion. What is it? Is it to like one to 69? What is the point score? One to 10, right? One to 10. Point score one to 10.

One to 10? Yep. How you feel you did it? I feel like I did good. I feel like I did great. You guys ready to show the scores? Yeah. All right. Do, do, do. Man, we got some math on the motherfucker board.

We got a whole six. 6.23 for me. We got a seven and a quarter. Charlie. I got a seven and one fourth. And a six point two three. Woo! We're setting up.

And what do you got, Riley? A six. Yeah, baby. I just added the two three. Just for a little razzle dazzle. Now you're in first place. Let's put it that way. All right,? A thick. Yeah, baby. I just added the two, three. Just for a little razzle dazzle. Now you're in first place. All right, Daisy, have a seat, baby. You are in first. You're in first.

You're a motherfucking last. Let's keep it going now. Yeah, baby. The contestant, motherfucking two, is about to show it what it is. Rocking a red evening gown. You look like a death metal punky pie. I love this. You look like punk rock Barbie.

Welcome. I love this. Very cute. What rock Barbie. Welcome. I love this. What is your name? Contestant number two. You got a really nice rack, by the way. Those things are pretty jiggly. They're nice, right? It's really nice.

I'm like distracted. They weigh 2.3 pounds. Can I see them? They're really nice. Can we just see them? Wow. All right. She won.

I'm just kidding. What's your name, baby? All right, what's your name, baby? I don't know. Lydia? Hi, Lydia. Where are you from, Lydia? I don't know.

California and Vegas. She's like up this year. There's a lot of Cali Vegas girls here. There is a lot of Cali Vegas There is a lot of Cali Vegas girls here I love that So what is one fact that you think we all need to know about you? There's so many Her face

Do you got a random fact or do you have a funny joke you want to tell? Here's the thing I know a fact about her Every place she goes there's always a leak Every single place she goes, there's a leak. Yeah? Yeah, there's a leak. There's always just wet spots in every floor

in any place she visits. That's a good fact. I love that. I really like trying to figure out what the hell is that. That's actually a really good fact. So slow. I have something though.

Okay. Do you have a bandaid? We do not have a band-aid. Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Oh, God, I love her. What I'm talking about, that is a one pimping right there. Yes, baby. Poetic.

I love it. No, I love it. All right, so what is your talent going to be for us, baby? Well, I was going to score it six feet. Yeah. There's that leak, everybody. I'm always ready to go. She took the jacket off like a champ. She's a pro, baby. I was gonna squirt six feet. Yeah I'm so excited about this Do we have a vibrator for her? Did we bring an extra vibrator?

Did we get her a towel? Let's get her a towel. Absolutely. Charlie and Lydia have fucked before, okay? He's not a creepy weirdo who watches her content. He's actually been inside her vagina. You can take that towel home. You're a lucky girl, Lydia. I've been trying to get Charlie to bang me forever.

Yeah. Bunny's literally been trying to bang me forever. That was my number one goal when I met you. Yeah. I've been wanting to bang you. I've been wanting to bang Bunny too. Yeah, baby. Yeah.

All right. A threesome might go down. What? What's happening? You, me, Riley, and Lydia. Let's go, baby. That would be a shit show, wouldn't it? That would be a real shit show.'t it? A real shit show.

I don't got a porn star gig. I can maybe fill like two-thirds of it. All right, so for those that are at home listening, she's getting towels out right now. We should whisper, she's getting towels out right now. She's getting the towels out right now. She is laying them on the ground. Like commentary.

She is getting prepared. These are really nice fabric towels, Bunny. I feel like this is a really good technique she has going with it. I feel like she is going to soak those towels. Oh, for sure. I can't wait. I feel like that's pretty close to 60. This house belongs to Jen Harley.

I would just like to apologize in advance for your fucking floors getting squirted all over. We promise to clean it up. I'm just letting you know, anything under six feet, you're not getting a Christmas present. If you spray country, it's okay. He likes it. If anybody is concerned, I actually am a professional at mopping up wet ass pussy. Yeah, baby. So we're fine.

All right. We're good. We got it. Look at how cute she is. I love her. Mopping up pussy. I fucking love. God. Look, I love her. I fucking love. God.

Look, I got goosebumps. I'm so already over here. Oh, that was a gentleman. What a gentleman. He's on country over there being such a gentleman. Country is great. I know. All right.

We are excited. I feel like we should fucking look away or something. Are you kidding? I want to look closer. Can we scoot the table forward? All right. She's like, you need to watch.. Can we scoot the table forward? What the fuck? She's like, you need to watch. You should watch, actually.

She said you should get a closer view. It's about to go down, folks. It's all right, baby. No worries. She had to change her shoes. You want commentary on it? As Lydia Gray spreads her legs for the competition, they're at a 35 degree angle. And her face is like gorgeous.

I love this whole competition whole competition bunny's just hitting on the girls this was literally a dating show for bunny really this is literally what it boils down to it's the eye for me though i keep saying it like her eyes are like no but she's like she has that fuck me face yeah that fuck me those fuck me eyes like just come fuck me i like it i feel like everybody's just complimenting my ex in front of me while she's touching herself i'm'm like, you know what? Life's a strange journey. Okay.

You guys actually have a podcast coming out. Yeah. We have a podcast coming out about the breakup. About the breakup. Total shat show. You have to listen to it. You guys have to tune in and listen to this. Wait till they see the only fans version.

Oh, I can't wait. I'll subscribe. We've just had a clutch moment here. A new vibrator has surfaced. Did that vibrator not work? All right, we switched. Don't say that. I get excited.

I'm so... I'm like a kid in a candy store over here. I'm sweating. That's a glimpse. We're going to need two towers, one under bunny. Yes. Hello? Hello.

So it's the end, yep. She said hello. Yeah, baby. I'm so glad hayley got that dude because my i was playing with myself the other night and it fucking just ran out right when i was about to come i was like that is the worst i had blue balls it was terrible no but i mean it's a fucking huge disappointment it really it's a huge disappointment And then the next time you try It's like it never happens Because it got stuck Yeah

Yes Because it was like That was that one Yeah It was your one go And she's like Oh you wanna play huh Charlie's like

I'm learning something new About girls right now It's so There's two hot chicks Talking to me And then there's a girl Competing Whoa

Yeah Oh shit I'm getting 10 6 Yeah competing I'm getting 10! You're getting 10! I'm getting 10. Six. We got 10. We got 10 feet. We got 10 feet. We got 10 feet.

We got 10 feet. What we have here is a rain storm. Holy shit balls. Holy fucking shit. Holy shitballs. Holy fucking shit. I'm excited. The competition just got deep. 69 plus 4?

Yeah, baby. Not 69. I did 10 plus plus plus. I'm on.5. 69 plus 4. Is that what the winner gets? Thank you so much. Should we measure it? Thank you so much. Fuck you.

Yeah, yes. Should we measure it? Should we like... Oh, for sure. Okay. That's our measure. Hold on. I'm the ref. Hold on.

I'm the ref. I'm going to measure this. You should have been down there. Wait. I'm going to get closer to this vagina. Everybody come back. That's way more than six feet right there. All right.

Charlie's on his way over to fucking me, ma'am. I see your vagina in this area. One, two, ten, eleven. Eleven and a half. Woo! Thirteen fucking feet. Damn, boy, I'm trying to tell you. Woo!

She scored it. Lydia scored it. Thirteen fucking feet. Damn, boy. I'm trying to tell you. She squirted. Lydia squirted 13 fucking feet, dude. Oh, that's some shit right there. That'd be a fucking goddamn road worker. I am like, I'm fucking tongue-tied. You know what the scary thing is? This is the best. This is the absolute best part.

This is the first time I'm the cameraman who didn't get squirted on. It is the, this is the first time in my career I wasn't the one getting squirted on. First of all, you're going to stop being greedy. You used to have that pussy. I know. How did you let that go? What are you talking about? It's right there.

Well, I'm about to be Mrs. Stelio girl, okay, because she is fucking hot. All right, all right. So do we need to clean this up? Okay, let's break so we to clean this up? Okay. Let's break so we can clean this up real quick. We cleaned up. Fucking Lydia squirted 13 feet. It was insane.

Remarkable. She got tens across the board. Tens plus then some. I don't even know what to say right now the competition is tight it's tight right now number three come on down baby she is coming out with her own shit right now. She came out with a handful of stuff. What the fuck is this? Listen, the last two bitches were not ready. What the fuck is this?

Contestant number three, what is your name, baby girl? You are hot, too. My name is Carissa. Hi, Carissa. She reminds me of a really sexy, like she'll put a spell on you type shit. Yeah. Hot. Like a little shit. Yeah. Hot. Like a little bitch.

Yeah. Yes. Where are you from, baby? I'm from Utah. Oh, I love Utah girls. I like turning them out. They do come ready and eager. Yeah, they do.

I'm moving to Utah. So what was your inspiration? You know what? We were so fucking impressed by Lydia. We didn't even ask her about her damn dress. Carissa, what was your inspiration with this dress? Turn around and show it off for us. This is beautiful.

Ooh, I like the sheer. Yeah, baby. Nice. Is that like a butterfly? Ooh. She's hot, too. Okay, okay. It's like she's a sexy screen door.

Yeah. Oh, it's hot. Let's open that bitch up. That turns Charlie on. He's definitely in. I think I've seen him fuck a screen door or two. I would. I would.

I want to be elegant, but be able to spread my legs as well. I love it. I love it. So what's a random fact about you that we need to know? I'm a barber, and I used to be a youth minister. Oh, my goodness. Me too. Praise the Lord. I am happy. I be a youth minister. Oh my goodness. Praise the Lord. I am happy.

I didn't respond in. Praise the Lord. Riley, you were a fucking minister? Yeah, a youth minister. I used to pass through that. Oh my God. That's why you be fucking preaching to these hoes now, right? I'm the only one here going to hell.

I love it. We're saved. I don't know what's going on with you. This is the first time I've ever seen Charlie really tongue-tied. Usually he knows what to say. This whole time he's just like a fucking kid in a candy store. Listen, she is so fun, but I cannot. Is that dildo wearing a birthday hat?

Yes, it is. I'm the boss of this shit. Do you see this? What the fuck? Can we zoom in on her dildo, please? Is this part of your talent baby or what is your talent for art and um in honor of your birthday i'm going to try and fit this inside me yes get the out of here ladies yo that is straight up uh little people of new york arm

that is huge it looks like a conch shell for Off the Bottle. Yeah, it does. Shit. That's a fucking bitch. That's like a kind of a sleaze slug. Oh my,

that motherfucker's heavy too. Oh, that's what Ariel was singing about under the sea. That's, okay. That thing has some width. That thing has some width on it. How big a round

do we think this is for the people at home? That is definitely a girth Brooks, no? That's a girth Brooks for sure. That's definitely a girth Brooks. How big a round do we think this is for the people at home? That is definitely a girth brooks, no? That's a girth brooks for sure. I mean, that's at least two, like what? Two of your fucking... That's like a solid essential muscle. That is literally four of my dicks

stacked on top of each other. You gotta hold it up like the Lion King. God, it's so big. Oh! I feel like there's a giant ball about to start rolling behind my name. I just want to be like Mufasa. We're going to need another towel here for this.

All right. So we need another towel, right? Real quick. We got to ask her a random fact. She told us she's a barber and she used to be a youth minister. I feel like that's not random. Oh, well, I didn't know that. It was pretty fucking random.

I feel like a female barber is kind of like, that's cool as fuck. I feel like she really shocked is kind of like, that's cool as fuck. I feel like, I feel like she really shocked me with the fucking minister shit. Yeah, that was definitely. See, but I already knew this stuff. You're not, listen, you son of a bitch.

I'm just saying that I wanted to randomize, I wanted to be like, I'm allergic to fire ants and my tits swell. Just because you get to hang out with hot bitches all day, Charlie, I don't.

So stop ruining my fucking fantasy. Whatever, you have a mirror. You are a hot bitch. So this would be my third time using a dildo and I learned how to squirt today. Yay! Congratulations! I love it. I'm not going to squirt on camera, but we're definitely going to try to fix it. Alright, listen. If you can

get that in your pussy, dude, I'm probably going to cry. Like, I just can't even believe that. Let's go. This is a beautiful thing it's so beautiful squared 101 just you think that's beautiful you haven't seen till she takes her pants off do you want a clean towel are you getting right there nice yeah it's very nice well she has a pretty face and she has like pretty coloring too so you know no you can tell if a bitch is gonna have a pretty pussy by her coloring can you yeah you know what i'm talking

all pussies are pretty yeah okay. I've seen that's a lie Goddamn wizard sleeves out there that I have not wanted to do anything. That's right. I love magic. How are you gonna take? puff puff Are you telling me right now if a fucking? 95 year old woman come up back you know what say my titty you brought those fucking fried eggs Will look like chewed up hubba bubba. All right, so she Can I see your vagina because Charlie said it's beautiful Listen I just I'm in love with everybody

It's not fair I'm in love with everybody's It's got the little, you know, just a little bit. It's not fair. I'm in love with everybody. Brody's talking about me, but she's like all fidgety over here. She's like all this wiping sweat and shit. I'm like, woo! Ah, for clamps. I'm like, you're cool with the cucumber. You're like, eh.

All right, so right now, she is lubing up the conch. That's a lot of lube. It is a conch. It's a conch, right? It's a conch for your conch. Where'd you get that bottle of lube? Costco?

I don't trust lube bottles like that. I'll fuck it up with hand sanitizer. Fuck a girl's whole day up. My brother did that to me in high school. Such a dick. Oh. He put alcohol in some of my lube. Oh.

I was like 17. Burned the shit out of my lube. What a dude. I was just joking. That one sucks so bad. He found out I was having sex and he got so mad at my older brother. All right. So she is using a dildo.

Wait. Are you? Oh, you're warming up. Get it, baby. I love that. You know what? She's a a dildo. Wait, are you warming up? Get it, baby. I love that. You know, she's a trooper. If you can stand up and do that, you're a fucking savage. I bet it looks really hot from the front, but from this angle, it looks really straight.

There you go. Thanks. In other words, Charlie wants to see what's going on. If you check out the technique, she's getting low. She's getting big. What does your tattoo say, babe? What queen? Ice queen?

She's beautiful. Yes, you are. Just in love over here. It makes me feel like she kind of reminds me of some kind of like mystical. Yeah. Her shit is ace queen, right? There you go. Okay.

All right. Oh, my God. Here we go. Okay. She is sitting on it. She's straddling it. I'm trying to see. You may.

I'm not. Me. I mean, I would turn it the other way, baby. Turn it the other way? I don't know. But my. I don't know. I think the other way is going to come out the other hole.

It's big. It's all right. Let her do whatever's comfortable for you. Oh, yeah. Maybe I'm not trying to stick this in my ass. Oh, my God. Maybe not. Maybe.

Whichever way works. Turn it the other way. Yeah, turn it the other way, baby, if it's whatever for you. I have a tilted cervix. I like the hooked cervix. She got half of it in there, so... Yeah, you're doing well. You're doing good, baby.

This has got to be what it's like to fuck Shaq. This is... No, Shaq has a little dick. My girl doing well. You're doing good, baby. This has got to be what it's like to fuck Shaq. No, Shaq has a little dick. Shut the fuck up, baby. I got banned on TikTok for saying that. So does Sean Merriman, I heard. Shaq for sure called somebody and was like, this fucking white bitch. Okay, so she turned it around now.

She's getting more comfortable. If you need to lay back, do you think maybe if you lay back instead of writing it? Can the other contestants assist? Yeah Okay with the girls are making out now You know what? I was thinking about going to strip club DJing.

I'm staying here. Fuck this job. Listen, she's so, she's like, let me warm this up for you, babe. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. This is just like so majestic. I feel like this is like the ending of the notebook. This is beautiful. Okay. I'll just go silent.

Everybody's just like, this is gorgeous. I'm just keeping it going at home for the friends at home. Is she the one who taught you to squirt? It's just a beautiful thing. Good job, babe. That's a friend. Because I've never keeping it going at home for the friends at home. Is she the one who taught you to squirt? It's just a beautiful thing. Good job, babe. That's a friend. Because I've never done it. Real friends teach other friends how to squirt.

Oh, I feel like it's stretching so much. It's so big. It's so hard to ride shit on the ground, though. Yeah. Let's be honest. That's hard. It's hard on the knees. So I give you props for that.

Why don't you lay back and let Lydia put it in you? I think that would be. Except, can you guys do it this way? Thank you. You said I was the butt. You do have a pretty pussy. I mean, it's beautiful. Her pussy is so pretty. It's so evenly

distributed. You got a pretty pussy. Daisy, I think you need to moral support the titties. Get a little influence in there. Get in that bitch. Get in there. I'm going to have the best days I've ever had. I'm super excited. This is nice. You know what? I got to send a picture home to my husband real quick.

Do you guys mind? Can I please send him a picture? No, baby. I just need you to see what's going on right now. You are so missed here. Look at this. Look how beautiful. Oh my God.

It is great. That's how you know when you have a great wife, when she sends you videos like this. The awesome wife. Oh my God. There it goes. There it goes. There it goes. We've got a breach.

There it goes. Oh my God. It's breached. I'm holding my breath. What? Lean back and just, yep, just relax. I'm holding my breath. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Oh, my God. It's breached. I'm holding my breath. What? Lean back and just, yep, just relax.

I love it. You're coaching. You're coaching it like, what? For your birthday. Listen, I love you guys so much. This is the best birthday ever. Oh, my goodness. This is amazing. First off, your face while this is trying to be shoved at you is great.

This is amazing. What? Oh, you is great. This is amazing. What? Oh, I'm like... Okay, guys, I really... I don't think if you... Unless you're seeing this, you don't understand the width of this thing. You guys have to fucking subscribe to Patreon because this is insane. No joke, this is like...

It's like bigger than this. If you guys have ever had an essential bottle... It's probably as thick as around as a Gatorade bottle. Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. As a Gatorade bottle. Dude, I love Lydia. She's like, let's fucking go.

The haunch part, the little guy. We haven't even made it to the competitions yet. I know. We haven't even gotten to the competitions. Oh, God. She just took her rings off. Everybody wins. That's how you know she's a pro.

She took her rings off. I forgot we have other events. Oh, there's more? Oh, yeah. All right. So Lydia's whole hand is have you ever been fisted versus vagina oh my god this is amazing okay so Lydia's is it too much and right down to the hair tie is fucking it's in there is it okay if I video this for my husband it's oh my. This is amazing. Oh my God. Okay. So Lydia has her so relaxed now that her whole fist is in her vagina.

No, this is so, this is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life. Good Lord. I am leaving snail trails all over my seat right now. This is fucking, this is fucked up. All I want, Lydiaydia can you do jazz hands oh inside i'll confirm right now that it is a jazz hand and she gave you the peace sign oh my god so she just had her hand inside her whole vagina gave her jazz hands and a peace sign wait wait wait i have a really important question.

Is fisting how deaf people like dirty talk? Oh, my God. What? That's a real question. Wah, wah, wah. Charlie, this is a beautiful moment. All right? You got this.

Wait a minute. I'm already in. I'm already fully committed to my score at this point. Yeah, no, like seriously. She's talking. She's talking. She's put in work. The amount of effort and the commitment for your birthday is on a different level. Okay.

One more time. All I know is I might steal her for a versus. I love it. I love it. Oh, dude, you got to do this so that we can fucking do this. We want to do a versus, but it's going to be my whores versus her thoughts. Yes. You're going to be there, of course.

Oh, she almost got it back. That was pretty neat, babe. Yes. hats off to you guys dude even getting the halfway's impressive yeah is that motherfucker a solo cup let put it next to that solo cup victor's like i want the lighter back please listen i am i am just ecstatic What you score really oh I gave her a hundred She got a whole fucking fist up her I gave her 20

This girl learned how to squirt. I feel like that's the top squirt. Dolly part. I love it. This girl learned how to get tasty today. Dolly's a dirty bitch. She would have loved this. Oh, Dolly is fucking dirty. I know.

All right. Well, I had to adjust my panties. Yeah, no. I was literally like turned on over here. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. Nobody. I'm so close to money. Every five seconds,

she's like, oh. Oh, yeah. It's going to be like sexual ASMR whenever people at home are listening. We're going to take a break, guys,

so that everybody can change and then we'll be right back. Horror Olympics, babe. Horror Olympics, baby. 2022. 2022. welcome back welcome back welcome back all right guys we are back country is one of the best co-hosts ever in the building he is ready to fucking rumble um all right the girls have changed their clothes.

They have put on their outfits for the competitions that they're going to do. So now for this next segment, what we're going to do is you guys have three competitions. If you guys want to come out here, you can. Come on down and just have a seat on the chairs. You know why their nipples are perky. Yeah, baby. Come on, contestant number one.

I love them. You can see right through it. Yeah, baby. Oh, shit. number one. I love him. You can see right through it. Yeah, baby. Oh, shit. Yeah. Razzle dazzle now. She's just going to wink at us. I love it. Please tell me that's your catchphrase country, razzle dazzle.

Razzle dazzle. Razzle dazzle. Love it. All right, we're missing a contestant. Oh, come on, baby girl. Daisy's coming on down. Contestant number one. I love thatisy's nipple

is always out yeah is it the right one or the left one i love it it's the one on the left over here got a problem with you all right so you're gonna have three challenges and whoever scores you know you guys are gonna get your scores or whatever and they're gonna add up at the end the first challenge is called holy smokes right and what're going to do is we're going to give you guys each a kill. Charlie, stop. We're going to give you guys each a kielbasa sausage. And you have your choice of putting it down your throat, deep throating it, or inserting it in your vagina or butthole if you want.

And whoever can make it go the deepest, you know, we score off of that. Whichever hole goes further. Whatever hole goes further. We're going to put condoms on them, though, so you don't have to worry about putting raw pork inside your vagina. Not today. You're welcome. You're welcome.

I was the one who was like, you guys didn't get caught? You guys didn't get caught? You guys are going to be judged on depth, your form. We like to hear noises, too. So we want you guys to really get into it and have fun. If you guys want to turn one into a double head dildo, we don't care. Like just whoever makes the

snossage disappear the most. But it can be through you know, throat, pussy, ass. Yeah, throat, pussy, ass. Alright, so are you guys ready? Who's going to go first? Who wants to go first? I'm going to go first? Can we get the sausages out here Sad thing is Arby's would totally sponsor this. Arby's, hit us up. I don't know how Arby's stays in business.

I think I'm the only one that eats there. Who's going first? Curly fries. I need a beef and cheddar at least twice a year, and that's it. All right, so we're handing them the sausages right now. They're looking at the sausages. Got a little kielbasa. Razzle dazzle, baby.

Do you want us to heat it up in the microwave a bit? Is it cold? I figured it would make it greasy, though. Yeah. And you'll cook it. Is anyone going to judge me if I totally eat Lydia's sausage? No. Okay, good.

All right. Please do. Please do. You'll split it, country? I'm good. All right. All right. What?

All right. They're putting condoms on their sausages right now So do you guys think doubling it up is the way to go, or should you do it long and skinny? Okay. She's like, fuck it. She's going to do the fold method. I love it. She's going like Kylo Ren lightsaber.

Dude, I'm amazed at how much that condom is stretching. Look at Carissa. She covered the whole fucking, holy shit. I feel like she took a fist. All right. So who's going to go first, first huh what kind of comments my technique is i've never used one of those assertively thrusting it over if you slowly look at how she's got both sausages she's got a technique folks we're going to see what's gonna happen here. I can't wait to see

Chris is gonna go first. Oh shit all the way It don't matter just don't bite it She got it halfway halfway We've got a teeth mark Alright is that Is that your final answer Okay well please Be careful

Sometimes you gotta Spit on that latex A little bit You know Yeah Just swab on the nub Like corn on the cob Listen

Old hometown Shake it with me And do your job I'm so glad you're from the south You live in the south now Oh shit Oh my god She's

Oh I see it moving her throat Oh my god. She's, oh. I see it moving in her throat. Oh my god. It's in her throat. This bitch is sucking dick right now. It is fucking, she is deep throating. She's breaking that shit.

Break that shit. Messy, messy, messy. And she doubled it up. That's kind of like a double dick. I feel like my husband's missing this. Break off the piece that you didn't get in there so we can measure it. Are you going again?

Is that your final answer? She's going again. She's going again. Oh, yeah. I'm just going to send this to Jay. I just really want him here. She's getting ready for this one. This is for do it for jelly roll. Do it for jelly roll.

Oh! Yeah, baby! Woo! Country, you saw where it was marked? Yep. I'm impressed. All right. Let's mark it with a marker.

Come here and bring it up here, baby. Oh, but Marty's doing good. Let's take this over here to the judges panel. You want to bring it up here? Bring it up here. Put it right there on the table. Yep, just put it right here. We got Lysol.

All right. She's right here. You did good, baby. Like, you're behind this one? Yep. Right there. All right, that's Carissa. So we're going to just sit that there.

We had a deep one there. Uh-oh. What part went in? This part? You see what you're challenging. You see the competition now, right? What should we score? I'm trying to say.

Huh? Oh, I'm not talking about that. You see the competition now. You see the competition. Shit is getting serious today. All right. Shit has just hit the fucking fan. It's about to go down.

What do we think for a score? What do we think? Time out, baby. Hold on. Put your pussy up. Time out. It's not your turn. It was supposed to be 1 through 10 and we're just sitting here dropping shit. Look, tell him. Put your pussy up now. It's not your turn.

I'm going to do 25. I'm Simon Cowell over here. How you feel like, how you feel you did? 25. Hold on. Are we doing 100? I mean, we're just gonna go 1 to 100. I'm gonna go with.

You guys are so impressive. We can't even keep it 1 to 10. We can't change the score. So if we're doing 1, okay, well then I need to change my score for going 1 to 100. Hold on. Sorry. What's happening? We got a throat goat. Uh-oh.

That's a big time achievement to get throat goat. Oh, you put a 2. I didn't put a number, but I got a throat goat. Two throat goats. Listen, can I just say something? I pride myself on being a throat goat, and for me to give you this is pretty serious. From one throat goat to another, baby.

I don't give this to everybody. I love that. Did you get the score for me? I'm going to put a number up on here. For the first time on the Horror Olympics, we got a devil throat goat. Okay, I'm going to go with 85. What the fuck else can we ask for here? Yeah, baby. 85 throat goat.

85 throat goat, baby. Let's go out of 100. Contestant number two Lydia which way we're going in the bin the yep. Okay. She's like, yeah, I love it Is it okay if I send Jay a video Okay, he's literally sitting at home living his best life right now. We did here that You're going you're going double in straight in that's double Dutch're weak in the constraints. Oh, you're going double in straight in. That's double Dutch. Oh.

Yeah, baby. Oh, shit. That's a little DP going on in there. Hey, look. The sausage is gone. She is. Where did the sausage go? Contestant number two has made the sausage disappear.

It's gone. I didn't know Criss Angel was in this competition. Where did it go? She's motherfucking Houdini. Don't lose that sausage. Hold on to that piece. Hold on to lose that sausage. Hold on to that piece. Hold on to that beef stick. Hold on to that motherfucking jerky.

If you leave it in there long enough, I think it'll cook. I mean, it's gone. You're done. I can't even see it anymore. She took it. Yeah, the line on yours is just no more fucking shit.

No, you're good. Mark it with your finger how deep it is. Her face is always just so, just like, what? It doesn't matter what you're doing. Bewildered. No Yeah, yeah Sausages get broken pussies, but you know Charlie's gonna eat it Charlie said he'd eat it right now There is no Mark. What are you talking about? Jodi broke it off for us. There's no Mark. There is no Mark. That was all there is. All right, Charlie's about to eat it. Oh, yeah, baby.

Charlie. He is eating. It's like a Lydia stranger. Look, wait a second. Lydia's face right now is full of disgust. She was like, what? A whole summer sausage. First of all, I can't believe you just ate raw meat like that.

No, I. Bloody hell, bro. I feel like you should deep throat the whole thing. Oh, God, please. Help me. I know I went to church camp and shit, but it's been years. It's been years. What do we score Lydia for getting it all the way in?

What do we do? Oh, shit. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, that was... She got 100 real easy. I mean, she took it all. She literally took it all. That throat goat shit was amazing.

She took it all. Yeah it all yeah that was awesome wait no I don't like this number it's a tough competition I'm going nine ninety and a half okay you didn't get the end pieces inside. Not raw. No, you're good. You're good. She says, please drop in the balls. I went with 75 only because I feel like pussy stretch. Yeah.

It's really hard to get something that big. That is true. That is true. Oh, my God. She said she's like a re-nup. You chose your hole. She said she's going for the butt next time. You chose your hole. She said she's going for the button. She said she'll put it in her butt next time.

35's impressive. Contestant number one, Daisy. What are we going to do now? Which hole are we doing? Does Daisy have her sausage? Daisy, you also don't have the double. If you're a deep... I like going first better than Ryker.

She's like, the bar was not set when I went Going first was definitely better Yeah for sure With that being said I've done this at Sturgis With regular sized hot dogs several times But never ones that bend around like this Was that a beef or a pork?

You know I can't call it A turkey kielbasa girl Maybe we shouldn't know The only way of getting some points Is doing some form or something, right? Yeah. All right. All right.

So she has completely turned around. Now, is she going double two or is she going single? Are you putting a condom on it? Oh, are you going in your mouth? Okay, gotcha. Hold on. She's just going to eat the meat. Come on over here.

Yeah, come over here. Come on over here in front of the judges. Turn this way so we can gonna eat the meat. Come on over here. Come on over here. Yeah, come over here. Come on over in front of the judges. Turn this way so we can see you. So we can see you. No, come on over here. Yeah, no, move the chair. Move the chair. Yeah, you ain't getting out this year. Lydia's so helpful. She's like, suck that dick.

She's just motherfucking trash. Come on over here. We want to see you, baby. All right. Oh, shit. Do you want that snuff? Or are you just gonna rock? Crawling up to this damn thing. I like it. This is like a white snake video. Oh, shit. Do you want that sausage? Crawling up to this damn thing. This is like a white snake video. I like it.

I love it. Oh, yeah. You're going through the whole routine. I have never been sausage on, baby. I'll jerk it off. She is jerking the sausage off. Stroke at me, girl. Stroke at me.

We're at home. We're at home, doc. I have never been jealous of a stuffed meat. Get it, baby. She's going in to throat goat it. Daisy, you got this, baby. She's got the eye contact down. She's got that crazy pussy.

I love these. I don't stack them. Riley. I'll find you. I love these I love Dacra Riley You're never gonna leave me I'll find you That was it Girl you better try You better work I was going for form

Form's good She did have amazing form Is that your final answer Before we score? I mean, fuck, I don't want to throw up. Okay. No, but throwing up at the holes. Okay, I'll try both.

You're right. Here we go. You have other holes too. Don't forget. Okay. Yeah. The form is working for you. Do it.

All right. All right. Yeah. There you go. Oh, yeah. All right. there you go do us a favor and just deep throat it and take a bite that's all i want to see there you go yeah baby What do you think Riley? You guys are nice. You should spit on it.

A minus one. Folks we got plenty of more motherfucking competition to come. The party has just fucking begun. I feel like it wasn't as effort it was going to get ever. All right. I guess I'll be nice. I like my score. Judges.

Judges. You guys ready? How are y'all feeling over there? I like the 69s performed and the 13 is for the booty facing towards me. Aw. Charlie's all about it. Okay. I did an 11 because I am all about girls trying, you know?

And you did try, but you didn't give it the old college try, like you said. Or somebody gave me that says something about a college try earlier. You. What about that 30 down there? What's up with the 30? I mean, I like the fact that she was like, hey, you know what? I don't know my strong points, but I'm going to just do what I can. You know what I mean?

It's all right. There's two more competitions for you to step up. It's cool. All right. Are you guys ready for the next round? Should we remove these sausages, or are we just going to sit here and stare at them the whole time? Except this one. I'll be general.

Don't feel like eating. It's really going to start smelling. I'm actually eating. Charlie is eating. Hold on. Can I get this on video, please? That's fine. You can go take that one over there, too.

Hold, please. Unless you're going to do something. So this was just inside somebody. It's not my fault you didn't cater. It's not my fault. Fuck. All right, guys. all right guys second fucking competition you guys crushed the first one what'd you think about the first one riley it was fun there was definitely some dedication dude i you guys are like really it's i love you guys so much thank you for doing this for the first tour olympics i think it's

amazing charlie how do you feel about what just went down? All right guys the second competition is called glory holes And what we're gonna do is you have to get on your knees should we get the girls a pillow? So it doesn't hurt their knees We're gonna you guys are gonna have to get on your knees with your hands behind your back It doesn't hurt their knees. You guys are going to have to get on your knees with your hands behind your back, one at a time. So each pack belongs to each girl, and you have to catch as many of these with your mouth without your hands while they're being tossed at you. Whoever catches the most, of course, wins that challenge.

All right. You guys ready? I can't wait to see who's going to win. It's going to be an epic competition here. I know, I know. I think Daisy's gonna fucking come back. Yeah, I think this is Daisy's fucking shit right here. Definitely a breakout. Yeah. She says, I'm going first on this one. This is Daisy's shit.

All right, and we have the beautiful Charlie Classic, who is going to be roughing the whole thing. I'm trying to make it sick. All right, here we go. Ready Charlie Classic who is going to be roughing the whole thing. We're trying to make it sick. All right, here we go. Ready, set, go. It's okay, keep going, keep going. She missed the first one. That technique in there.

Get the technique. Solid effort. I think, just bite it with your front teeth. It don't matter, just don't bite it. What do we got here? Oh, so close. Oh, that one was to her chest. She's like, look. There you go.

That was close. That was close. Yeah, put the back of her neck. All right. That's good. Daisy has resorted to just letting her face get slapped with hot dogs. That's one. I mean, I love it.

I love it. This is awesome. That was close. Damn. The titty it. I love it. This is awesome. That was close. The titty smack. That's fine. That motherfucker was dense. Almost. I think maybe no tongue.

Oh, my God. The smack. The smack on the face. All right. So Daisy got none, but the effort was there. I got a half a point on that. Yeah, she did. She got a half a point for it.

Okay, Daisy got a half a point. You know what? The energy was amazing. I'm with her. I think she really went for it. No, she really went for it this time. Some of those really come into her face pretty fast. Yeah.

What do you think about what just happened this year? She really went for it. You know, she really went for it this time. Some of those really come into her face pretty fast. Yeah. What do you think about what just happened this year? You know, I think that the contestants are doing really well. I feel like they've practiced all year long. And it's really, really showing. Also, I don't know what to do with my hands. Exactly. Is it a technique thing or is it just...

I really think it is a technique. I also think that Mimi throws like a girl. Charlie, would you like to throw the next round Charlie would you like to throw the next round would you like to throw the next round no cuz I'm gonna aim for the forehead every time all right ready okay what Carissa is next here we go oh I see she coming in Mimi underhand Oh, it's raining dogs in here folks look at Chris that is determined That was close. Get it, baby. Get it. That was so close. Carissa is so determined, dude.

The look on her face right now, she's like, I got this. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Yes. Closer, closer. I'm so excited. We almost had one, folks. Oh, another one.

Yes. Almost, almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost had one I love Lydia Lydia's like come on Oh, sorry. Get in. Oh! Oh! That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot.

That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. Oh! Dinger. Dinger. Throw her, get it in her eyes. Yeah.

You're going to lose the eye. This is brutal. Focus, baby. Focus. Focus. This is brutal. Woo! Almost.

Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. When it hits the mouth, just chomp down. The third team buster is getting closer and closer. Oh!

Almost, almost. Oh! Oh, God, you can hear it bounce off the teeth. Oh! Wait a minute, I'm really, really, get it, get it. Oh, that was so close. She said, ew. I'm hiding my cannibal right there.

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Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. done we're gonna score each girl on how they did so how do you think Daisy did okay I'm gonna give it to you this time yeah I feel like I feel like they all kind of you know gave very good effort yeah I'm gonna give that I'm gonna give Daisy a 40 okay double that up yeah I'll give daisy a 42 yeah d with the 40 i feel like lydia lydia i feel like lydia tried really hard too so i'm gonna give her a 40 i gave carissa though the face yeah no carissa was determined with a k Carissa with a K or with a C? It's with a C. And I'm going to give Carissa a 60. I'm giving Carissa a 70 because I feel like. All right, I'll give her a 70.

Let's give her a 75. Yeah, it was strong. It was strong. Lydia just kept. 75 for Carissa. Lydia kept coming. Like, she was like, I'm determined. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to give her a 65. Lydia is still on the floor trying to catch hot dogs right now. No, I'm determined. Oh, yeah, no. I'm going to give her 65. Lydia is still on the floor trying to catch hot dogs right now. She was. I'm not going to lose you. No, I get it. Hold on. Can I get a video of this?

I feel like I want to try it. I wish there was clean. Oh, no! No! No! No! No! No!

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Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. Oh, almost. Are you okay?

What happened? It went in her eye. Just smack him with it. all right guys so we are back the girls have changed their clothes you guys have been fucking crushing it dude like oh my god this was fucking amazing listen everybody at home please leave in the comments how much you guys love this and also i want to give you guys an opportunity to shout out your socials too so let's not forget to do that because i want people to be able to find you in your only fans and stuff like that um so the last competition is a slob on the knob so what we're gonna do is you guys each have an eggplant look at daisy's already trying to eat it uh you guys have an eggplant that we are going to lather in peanut butter.

Country is going to hold it and you have to get on your hands. You have to get on your knees and with your hands behind your back and suck as much peanut butter off of the eggplant as you can in 30 seconds. Nobody has a peanut allergy. We're good. Oh yeah. Does anybody have a peanut allergy? I love Riley.

Riley is a motherly. I am. I'm mama bear all day. She is. She's like, nobody has a peanut allergy? I love Riley. Riley is a motherly hoe. I am. I'm mama bear all day. She is. I'm like, no, there's a peanut allergy. We don't need those problems. We don't know if Country has one, but his face just went, he's like, don't stop, don't stop.

I mean, you're going to be judged on form, but just the whole point is get as much fucking peanut butter off that thing as you can. Down your throat. I mean, whatever you can do. However you got to suck it, just fucking suck the shit off without your hands though. Yeah.

The goal is to get as much peanut butter off. Yep. And then right after this, we crown who the winner is. You guys get your prizes. Little razzle dazzle, baby. All right.

Who's gonna go first for this one? Daisy loves going first. Do we need, do we need a pillow for the knees again? I'm gonna go first for you guys first.

Going first. Going first, baby. Going first, babe. It's fine. When do you want? She's like, the bar is set too high. I knees again? I'm going to let you guys first. Go first, babe. Go first, babe. It's fine. She's like the bar is set too high. I'm first. I'm first. All right.

Daisy's coming again. Daisy's coming first. Yeah, baby. She's got her little Miss Americana. It's very patriotic. Yeah, very patriotic. Can you sing the Star Spangled Banner, Daisy? Actually, I can sing the Pledge of Allegiance in Latin.

Okay. All right. Good. This is the random facts we were looking for earlier. Jeez. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Yay! Uninazione de odicente, nande vedenda, cum liberatate, usciti acque amenabas. Yay! You do it for America, baby. Praise the Lord. That is great. I love it. Daisy, that was impressive. I love it. Daisy.

Daisy with the shock value. Listen. Do it for America. You make America great again By sucking that peanut butter off Just so you know My great-grandfather was a World War II leader Really appreciated that

Aww I'm with it Aww It's gonna be okay Thanks, I appreciate it It's gonna be okay She rubbed my leg But she went really high on my thigh.

Yeah, she's trying to feel your eggplant. Oh, shit. All right, baby. I took a chance for free. All right, so should we get a pillow for Daisy's knees? Do we have one? Toss one over. A little bit.

There you go, baby. Haley puts in minimal effort. She does not care. Here's your pillow. Oh, you know what? Let's do something, though. Let's put that towel over it because if you get peanut butter on that, it's going to be way harder to clean.

Oh, yeah. Good idea. Let's put one of those towels, one of those nice squirt towels, all over. Oh, okay. We got to do it. You can bleach that faster than you can bleach the pillow. Yeah.

I'll be like, Jen, sorry. I got to buy you. I owe you a pillow. Okay, so I'm just trying to make this peanut butter. All right. Hold on. We got to get the timer out. We're just licking peanut butter off. I make it disappear all the way. Yes. As much off as you can, as much off as you can get messy, get dirty, do it, do it all. You can lick and spit all you want. Maybe that's what we're here for country five four three two go you got 30 oh man she has a she started off strong she is oh she's clean off some quick yeah no she got a lot off already

daisy this is your fucking competition you can win this with, Daisy. You got this. Daisy. Daisy. Daisy. Daisy. Daisy. Daisy. Daisy. You got this, baby. Five, four, three, two, one. Time. Oh, shit.

All right. All right, country. Bring it over to us. This is actually harder than I think people think it is. Oh, yeah. She went to town. No, she did. She's got streaks through there. Yeah. Look at it. This is definitely harder than I think people think it is. Oh, yeah. She went to town. No, she did.

She's got streaks through there. Yeah. Look at it. I mean, you can see the little tongue tracks and everything, dude. Yeah, I think that was really strong. You came in strong with that. What do you guys think? I think I'm going to give Daisy a good one on this one. I'm going to rate this as if it was my dick.

Yep. Daisy, I'm going to give you an 80. Yeah, I think she came in strong. I'm giving her 82. I'm giving Daisy an 80. Daisy gets an 80. All right. Carissa came in strong. I'm giving her 82. I'm giving Daisy an 80. Daisy gets an 80. All right. Carissa is coming in next, baby.

80 for sure. I give her 82. I gave her 88 miles per hour. She was making out with that thing. She was, oh. Because we're going, we're going. We don't need roads. Listen, I feel like that would be a little bit like the cinnamon challenge.

Have you guys seen the cinnamon challenge? Yes. I feel like that's a little bit like that. That peanut butter, you're just like. I mean, who fucking can swallow powder like that, dude? That's crazy. I don't know. But listen, I love it.

No hands? I don't get this. I don't get it. Just so you guys know, I'm turned on by peanut butter now. We've had to unlock a new fetish. I know. I feel like I'm a fucking jiffy jar in a goddamn Costco. In Lydia's fucking organized pantry.

Don't talk about it. Don't talk about it. I don't want to get hard on this. All right. Can we talk about this? Can we talk about this? This cute little ass is up next. Can we talk about how strong they've been over there warming up their eggplants to get ready?

Oh, yeah. The competition level is straight up American. These girls are fucking smart, dude. Lydia just loves anything phallic. And I'm with it. Okay? I don't blame her. Iallic yeah i don't blame her i really i honestly don't blame her hot pussy warm this eggplant up just can we get a bunch of zoom in on country's face while this is happening because his face is gold yes all right wait wait wait chris wait wait wait wait wait wait She was ready. All the cute outfits.

Okay. Yeah, they came with the cutest outfits, too. One, two. Come on, Carissa. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, there's your mask. Oh, my God.

She is getting it, dude. Woo. Oh, my God. She is facial in that motherfucker, dude. Oh, my God. So high. Carissa. Country, hold it together.

You got to keep that dick straight. I love the teamwork. Look at Daisy's face. Look at Daisy. Get it. Look at Daisy's face. Daisy's like, fuck. Daisy was like, yeah, bitch.

Daisy came for a competition. Holy shit. Four, three. Oh, it's okay. Listen, Carissa, you did really good, baby. I came. Fuck. Carissa, that is amazing.

Listen, I want to lick that. Can we get a close-up of this face? This is how I wish Two Girls, One Cup would have ended. This is great. You crushed that, baby. Look at this eggplant. She fucking cleaned it off, dude. You can see the tongue divots.

All through it. I gave Carissa a hundred. Just by holding that situation, I give it to her. That right there, that was a powerful blowjob. No, that was crazy. She was making love. Making love to that thing.

With aggression. powerful man she would make it love she's making love to that thing with aggression black black 9 000 i think this is a great score she fucking all right lydia we saved the best for last, baby. You better bring your game. I'm more of a sensual sucker, so that's a lot. Yeah, me too. I'm a sensual sucker too. You suck my dick upside down.

You know what? But she does it with love. Buddy's so jealous. She's like, I wish I had a strap on right now. She does it with love, though. I like it. I like it. Jesus Christ. First of on right now. She does it with love, though. I like it. I like it. Jesus Christ.

First of all, points for the outfit. Fire. Super cute. You guys all have so cute outfits. Yeah, you guys really came with it today. I'm so fucking proud of you guys. I love you guys. I love it.

It's amazing. You guys are sweet. Yes. All right, yeah, country, don't fuck this up. All right, Lydia is in position. Are we ready? Are we ready? See, it's sensual.

I'm saying it already. She's staring into Country's eyes. Oh, he ain't making eye contact. Fix your head, get your hat right. Country looks like an old cowboy in a saloon. Go, Lydia, go. Go, Lydia, go. Yeah, get it.

Oh, she's keeping eye contact. She's holding eye contact the whole time, just staring. Look at her ass so bent over. Oh, my God, it looks so good. It's nice. It's nice. Oh, it is so great. She's making some marks on this damn thing, though.

It is beautiful. I love this. Do you like how she looked back and gave us bedroom eyes? I like it. Oh, shit. I got a little wink. I'm excited. Yay.

Okay, all right. Punch it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We need another plate. Oh, wait. Country's team.

Dick slapped her dog with an eggplant. I love it. I'm dying. I'm dying. Do you need some milk? No, I'm good. All right. Man, listen.

She did great, but Carissa really fucking, like, went in on that round, dude. I'm going to give her a 99. Yeah. I'm giving her a 99 because the sensuality was on fire. Yeah, the sensuality was off the charts. It was insane. It's evident that there's a lot less there,

and there's tongue grooves. I did 85. Yeah. Nice. 85, baby. That. I did 85. 85, baby. That's a good score. 85, 99. What? I love it. Lydia, is this

break up sex possible? It's a good, good Olympics. I like this. You're welcome. Thank you for putting this event on wait her answer was if nobody else wants to i saw what she said she's the last man standing tonight fuck it that is Listen, I'll wait my turn. Everything's fine. All right. We are going to add up everybody's scores and find out who the winner is. All right, so we're just waiting on Haley to tally it up.

Can we get pictures of these eggplants? They're like art. This one has tongue prints. This one looks like a Picasso painting. That was very smooth. I like that one. That one's got a very Jake Pond feel. We all got a very Jake Bond feel

so who do we make one I feel like they all did so good I think first second third first second third Carissa really came in all

she came with strong energy yeah and like but Lydia is like my girlfriend she just doesn't

know it yet so I don't know I feel like Carissa just brought the energy. She came with it man. And like as far as you know hitting the point she got double TDP'd that throat. Dude.

That was mad. She pretty much TDP'd the pussy. Yeah. Oh that thing was huge. It was great. My god Lydia squirted so far. I think sometimes you gotta just let people be losers. Oh so far. I think sometimes you gotta just let people be losers. Oh, so bad?

I'll put you in the fucking car. I'll put you in the fucking car. Shit, for what? I'm serious, I'm about to go down. Alright, hold on. Ready? What is it for? Is it the break up sex that you're buying? Who buys another person a car?

Oh, I can't wait. I'm gonna get you such a fucked up little woman. I'm going to get you such a fucked up little women. I'm excited. Let's go. Ready? Fuck! That's some weird shit. It's going to be some weird shit you won't believe.

Listen, if I don't know what true love is, it's that right there. All right, guys, we are back. We have tallied up the votes and all the judges' scorecards and stuff like that. So numbers do not lie. We're going to start announcing the winners right now. Are you guys excited? Woo! I love how they're holding hands right now.

It's an emotional moment. It's an emotional now. You guys are the best. It's an emotional moment. It's an emotional moment. You guys are the best. All right. All right. The numbers are in. Okay, here we go.

Ready? All right. Third place goes to Miss Daisy. Yeah, baby. She is getting crowned with a bronzed butt plug. Yes. Yeah, baby. She is getting crowned with a bronzed butt plug. Yes. Yeah, baby. Yes, baby.

Okay. I mean, if you want to get crowned that way, we can definitely do that. All right. Now you want to be a team player, Daisy. All right. Now you want to be a team player, Daisy. All right. Second place goes to Lydia. Yeah.

Total score of 700. Yeah. Lydia. Lydia just got crowned with a platinum butt plug. Can we see your troll button? All right. And the winner of the 2022 Whorelympics, Carissa. Yay. You won, baby. Are you crying? Aw, she's crying! I love it!

There she is! Miss America! Yay! She gets a brand new fancy microwave! Oh, I love it! Okay, I love it! I love it! I love it!

I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it!

I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it! brand new fancy microwave. Wow! I love it! I love it! It's even black and zegger. So I can't believe you're mine.

Funny. And you also get a $50 gift certificate to Chick-fil-A. Yay! Thank you! Carissa, how does it feel being the first 2022 winner of the Hoarlympics? It feels incredible. I worked so hard for this moment. You really did, bitch. Years of my life. I worked so hard for this moment. You really did, bitch. Years of my life, I have dedicated hours to this. And it finally has paid off in the best way.

By penetration and... Goating. I love you. Well done. Well done, baby. Well done. Well done done where can everybody find you at okay only fans is carissa did it c-a-r-i-s-s-a did it yes she did yes she did baby i did do it and my uh instagram is carissa dot did it and my twitter is carissa did Yay. That's a queen right there, ladies and gentlemen. Lydia, my sex doll. Okay. What are you doing?

You have no idea the plans that she has for you. Okay. I do. I don't have a speech anymore. It's gone. Tell people your social where they can find you. Tell people where they can find you and, you know, look up your hot, skivvy stuff. Well, I just, I do want to say that congratulations

oh congrats and you guys are awesome and so are you guys most of you ah you are okay the hundred million dollar question is are you guys gonna have breakup sex i guess you just have to subscribe and find out you'll break up again for breakup sex subscribe and find out. You want to break up again for breakup sex? Subscribe and find out. Do you want to be my girlfriend? Daisy, you're going to get a damn chance. Hold on.

This is Lydia's moment. Lydia, where can people find you, your socials and OF? My Instagram is Trippylid, T-R-I-p-p-y-l-y-d my twitter is thirst trip thirst trip i have 100 tiktoks and my only fans is onlyfans.com slash lydia grace yay that's a queen right there all right Alright Daisy it's all you baby First of all I'd like to thank Bunny Very much for inviting me It was a really big blessing and you two girls are amazing

I'd like to thank the Riverside County Court System for making me not give a fuck And then other than that I think my Instagram is luck the system Like it's fuck the system with an L But other than that I don think my Instagram is luckthesystem. Like, it's fuckthesystem with an L. But other than that, I don't know about the phone that much. Okay. All right.

And then what about, that's it? Do you have an OF or anything? No. Do you dance? You should. I do dance. Where do you dance? I travel and dance.

I try not to keep myself affiliated with any groups. I feel like she's running from the cops, you guys. I like her. I like her even more. She's a renegade. She's a renegade right here. My name is Daisy. Yes. Alright, you guys. Thank you guys so much. Riley,

thank you so much. Why don't you tell people where they can find you, your podcast, everything. Yeah, you guys can always find me at downtherabithole.tv. The new youtube channel is youtube.com slash rabbit hole tv and the patreon where you can get all the exclusive behind the scenes all the dirty stuff is uh patreon.com slash down the rabbit hole tv yeah so it's all on there you can go to rileyrabbit.com and there's a link for everything oh baby i love it i love riley so much charlie thank you so much.

I'm so excited for your breakup sex. You have to ask me to hang out. Listen, I'm excited about the breakup sex. I want videos. You want to watch? Yes. We all want to watch. Yes.

Yes. As an option, yes. Yes, I do. I'm pretty easy. You can find me, Charlie Classic, on Instagram. Charlie Classic on OnlyFans. You can find my podcast, Total Chat Show Uncensored. You can find me, Charlie Classic, on Instagram, Charlie Classic on OnlyFans. You can find my podcast,

Total Chat Show Uncensored. You can also find my podcast on Spotify, Apple Music, all that good stuff. And that's pretty much it. I love it. Look up Charlie Classic

and you'll find my dumb ass. Everybody knows the OG Charlie. All right, you guys. Thank you for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye.