Dumb People Town - Al Madrigal - Of Unknown Origin

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

Comedian/actor/ATC Founder Al Madrigal stops by as Jason describes a Florida woman who was arrested after a dildo attack, Randy explains why a woman was in court for farting at her boyfriend's ex, and Daniel warns against listing your house for sale and leaving a risque sign up in the bedroom, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.

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Hey Townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population, you? Population, Madrigal. Al Madrigal, my Super Bowl buddy. That was fun. That was a good one. It was so fun to hang with you. Well, it was as a 49er fan who hates the Chiefs.

I know. News, news. It was, but the halftime show was so fun to watch. It was just. the hang was great. I invited you. I know, I was under the weather. I know, I made guacamole that he didn't hate. Dude, that's a huge, there was.

Niners are getting the Super Bowl next year. I think so. Under the weather. That's where it's at. Under the weather a little, yeah. Yeah, so anyway, it was, it just reminded me how much I loved you and I will say, and I said this to you that night too,

we're gonna just lavish some praise on you before we jump into some dumb stories. The holiday party at your house was like my favorite holiday party I've ever been to in my entire life. It's a best collection of people and just, it's a fun group. My daughter, it made me love this business that my 11 year old walked away and said

that's my favorite party I've ever been to. Yeah, she had the best time ever. Does Al give people corn nuts for the drive home? No. We should. That's a smart move. It's a smart move. All I gotta do is go to Costco.

I learned it from you. You think I forgot? That's such a nice... Oh my God. They love corn nuts. They don't even know about the benefits. I love corn nuts so much that I think love corn, which is like corn nuts, or how about Inca, Inca corn? Inca corn.

I don't wanna get in there. All right, here we go. That and that and then, and then we'll talk about, let's talk about that when we stand up because it's coming through our feed left and right. And I'm going on the road too. Okay, we'll chill with that in the top of the segment too. I think I'm somewhere after you,

somewhere I just saw, I was looking at the calendar and I was like, oh, Al's gonna be there. Probably the comedy on state. Might be what it is. Yep. Lovely. Go, go, go. Okay. All right, here we go. This sent was sent in by Matthew Friedman, not your average man.

That's true. Matt, he's been sending a lot. Thank you, buddy. He's great. Florida woman arrested for alleged dildo attack. I mean, isn't a dildo attack basically just using a dildo? She's attacking dildos? I don't know. No, she's getting it on. It's the first thing she could grab.

That's right. Right? You reach for a thing, it's handy, she's surrounded by dildos. It's in the bed stand. It's in the nightstand. I mean how much is that thing just on you? A lot of people carry, keep a hammer or a baseball bat by their bedside. She got a gigantic dildo.

Or she just takes it everywhere. She's like, I got my keys, I got my wallet, I got my cell phone. Where's my dildo? Where's my dildo? Can I tell a quick dildo story? Yes! Are you kidding me? So I always go, now that I'm going back on the road,

I'm reminded of this. So I like to go to any book or if I'm going to a college, anything, I say, so who have you had recently? Good question. And what have they been like? Anybody, anything memorable happen? Yeah, yeah. So I just am looking for a little gossip show.

Yeah, sure. Goss. Hot goss. I need some comedy club goss. Hot goss. Sometimes it's the most fun story. It's the best. I remember going to,

and this, I love this person. I think he is one of the greatest comedy minds of all time, but this is a long time ago when he was on Saturday Night Live, I went to Northeastern University and I said, so who'd you have? And they said Andy Samberg. And he goes, well he said it like this, he goes,

Andy, we had Andy Samberg. What? You can't say it like that. Oh my gosh, and I said, why do you say it like that? That's right. And then he said, well, he sat in a chair, and he did Q&A, and then he left. They expected him to do stand up routine, sing,

he did Q&A, sat in a chair, and left. And then he mentioned the amount that they paid him. And my takeaway was, good for Andy Samberg. Good for Andy Samberg. Figured out he cracked the code. I'm also getting paid too little. How much did he make?

He was making like 110 grand to sit in a chair and do Q and A, I'm like, this is amazing. But he has great standing. I remember seeing him at the yard, and he had my favorite joke of his, he's like, you guys are looking at me like Barbara and Jeff Samberg had a baby. Great joke.

Whatever it is. So, Dildo story. So I go to Stand Up Live Phoenix and I say, so who'd you have? And he goes, well we've been getting a lot of influencers. And I go, yeah, what's wrong with that? And he goes, well they're showing up and doing these matinee shows.

That's right. And this one guy shows up. Yep. And he looks at the line of it sold out I put it it's all we've heard this story. There's a 13 year old girls 13 year old girls We and the guy has and their moms and the guys got a laundry basket filled with dildos Dildos, so he goes hey man, uh, this is a manager telling me story. He walked we heard this story from that manager Hilarious. He walks in he goes and correct me if that manager. Hilarious, he walks in and he goes, and correct me if I'm fucking any of this.

No, you're on it. He goes, I just looked at your line. He goes, there's 12 and 13 year old girls out there and moms and he goes, I see this laundry basket filled with dildos. Which should never be in a laundry basket, let's be honest. So, filled. Yeah, to the brim.

You gotta wash the coffee. To the brim. To the brim, overflowing with dildos everywhere. Of all colors, of all shapes and sizes. Yeah, so he goes, what are you planning on doing with that? I don't, it's 13 year old girls. And he goes, trust me, they're gonna love it.

Done it before, don't worry about it. This is the comic saying this. Walks out and pretends to trip and thrusts and throws the laundry basket. There's dildos in the face of 13 year old girls. And these moms and they were elated. Yeah, it was crazy. And it was right, they loved it.

They were holding their... What? And moms were holding them up and shaking them and the little girls were shaking them, you know, like that. And then he was right, they loved it. Is that the same story you heard? Yes. And then he was right, they loved it. Is that the same story you heard? Yes, and it's funny because a dildo approximates a dick, and an influencer approximates a comic.

Stand Up Live, I'm back when I was featuring, I had to go straight from the airport to Stand Up Live, I had to get there to feature, I ended up leaving my backpack there. In the green room? So the next day, before I fly out again, I gotta go back, they let me in. Filled with dildos.

No, they let me in, there's my backpack, I take it, I go straight to the airport. I get to the airport. It's not your backpack. It's someone else's backpack. No, it's my backpack. TSA goes, we gotta screen this. Oh no.

Somebody at Stand Up Live thought it would be hilarious. To put a gun in there. To put a flashlight in my backpack. Which is pretty funny. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Also, changed my life. But, it's so funny, it's the exact same club.

Another sex toy related incident. What's up with Santa? Also, fresh new in the box? Yes. Yes. A brand new package sealed and everything. You could re-gift it. That's a Hanukkah re-gift.

That's a Hanukkah re-gift right there, white elephant. All right. Okay, here we go. This woman, I'm not gonna tell you how old she is, Julissa Negron allegedly assaulted her ex-partner, and it's gonna be ex after you. Julissa Negron. Negron, please.

Allegedly assaulted her ex-partner with an unconventional weapon at Dildo. The altercation escalated during a domestic dispute leading to Negron's arrest on a domestic battery charge. Speaking of batteries, Dildo. Right. I just added that. Well, Dildo doesn't need batteries.

No. Vibrator. Vibrator, sorry. But you're right, but some Dildos could vibrate. A Dildo can't need batteries. No. Vibrator. Vibrator, sorry. But you're right, but some dildos can vibrate. A dildo can't be a vibrator, but a vibrator can be a dildo. I know these things, I own a flesh light. Ha ha ha ha. Dan's favorite.

Dan Moonlight's at the Pleasure Chest. Yes, okay. Have you ever done Stand Up at the Pleasure Chest? No, I never did that. Here in town? I've never done that show either. We did TJ Miller's show like a year ago with Brody Stevens. I always heard, I heard did that. You're in town? I've never done that show either. We did a T.J. Miller show like a year ago with Brody Stevens.

I heard Freddie Soto when I first started, God rest his soul. Oh, yes. He sponsored me to be in the comedy store. Yes. Along with Rogan. We started with Soto at the store. And Freddie had a comic and I was very new.

And a comic comes up to me and goes, hey man, you do my show? There was a Jay does yeah Jay Davis he goes I want you to do my show and he goes is it in a theater he goes no no it's not he goes is it in a comedy club he goes no it's not a company is in this restaurant it's a back and he goes no man I tend to find that comedy works best in theaters or clubs. Comedy clubs.

Where people are going to the... Not amongst the dildos. I'm just not doing any of this other shit that's popping up. It's hilarious. And I always kind of subscribe to that. Sure. Although I've been to some great, but there have been some... I mean, don't tell, built their whole model around this.

That show at the Pleasure Chest that we did was one of my Yeah, cuz you're surrounded by butt plug all but Brody Stevens trying to do crowd work with people who weren't there for the show But we're picking out items Yes, where are you from? You sir by the butt plugs it was We couldn't breathe. I'm like, I don't know how we're gonna go on after Brody He was it was like the of, not killing it all with the audience, but every comic down. And of course, that's the perfect way

to open it up with the audience. All right, here we go. Reports indicate that the altercation transpired with Negron, who was in the process of relocating from Puerto Rico to Connecticut. You know that classic, the Puerto Rico to Connecticut corridor. It's part of the route.

Everybody knows the Puerto Rico con connection. It used to be Cuba to Miami. Now it's Puerto Rico straight to Connecticut. Straight to Stanford. Puerto Rico straight to stores. Was temporarily staying with her ex partner to gather her belongings. This is a bad idea for the job.

Bad idea. You don't stay to gather your belongings. You stay somewhere else and then you to gather her belongings. This is a bad idea for me. Bad idea. You don't stay to gather your belongings, you stay somewhere else and then you go get your belongings. Stay together. What started as an amicable arrangement took a sharp turn when alcohol entered the equation. Of course. Igniting tension.

Alcohol and a dildo. Entered the picture. According to law enforcement officials, the situation spiraled out of control as Negron confronted her ex-partner over his Instagram activity. This is your ex! You can't be mad about what he's doing. You don't have control over their activity.

You don't control that account anymore. You don't get to go into stories. Don't let logic get in the way of a bad temper. That's right. Okay. Leading to a heated argument. The dispute reached a climax. Why they gotta do that? That's temper. That's right. Okay, leading to a heated argument. The dispute reached a climax. Why they gotta do that?

That's great. That's a new source. The New York Post. It's actually too good, it's too clever. When Negron allegedly confronted the man aggressively while prompting him, oh sorry, to consider involving the authorities. Okay, as tensions peak, Negron purportedly took

a drastic step by brandishing a dildo. Brandishing. Pulling it out of wear. Let's really think about this. A dildo used as a weapon. It's rubbery and... But how long are we talking here? Because if your hand's on it, that's already three to three and a half inches. I think the smaller the dildo, the more threatening.

The more powerful the punch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're doing more of like a knife jab with it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also like when you brandish it... Because if you're swinging it, you've only got about... Unless you're doing more of like a knife jab with it? But also like when you brandish it, unless you're like going... When you brandish it there's a moment there where it's kind of wobbling around. I imagine also like a beer, like somebody going like hitting somebody with a rubber chicken or something. Whang, whang, whang. Like a wet noodle. 40 lashes with a wet noodle. And still you'd be like get over here. Don't want that to touch me.

I know where it's been. I know where it's been and we're exes now. Right, exactly. The exact origin of the sex toy remains undisclosed in the police report leaving a peculiar detail shrouded in mystery. Oh. Who is writing this?

Agatha Christie. Street dildo. Street dildos. It was just Agathao. Street dildos. Of unknown origin. She pulled it out of her ass. Upon responding to the- Literally pulled it out of her ass. Police encountered a volatile scene. Police showed up in the scene. The victim- Mid fight. The victim, he is calling himself a victim. He is. Fearing further escalation informed the authorities that- What else could you pull out? An anal intruder? Was inside the residence in a state of undress. Okay.

And might resort to indecent exposure. He's like, just be aware. She's naked in there. She's naked and she's gonna expose herself too. Oh, she has a tank top on and that's it. And that's it, no pants. She's a Donald Duck in it. Additionally, he disclosed a history

of past abusive behavior which had previously compelled him to vacate his home temper. This is why they broke up. Yeah. She's back cleaner. She's gonna beat you with a dildo. Come stay with me. Listen, I love her.

I can't. I love her, she's got a little dildo. It's only when she drinks. Yeah. She ain't right, but I'm wrong. Which is all the time. It's like a brokeback mountain. I wish I could quit you.

Can't quit you. Winning you the pooing with a dildo. Wasting. Wasting around, which by the way is his... Bottle are you the pooing with a dildo? Wasting. Waving around, which by the way is his. Bottle of Smirnoff and a dildo. Which is his thing, to be honest. She just got a little out of control with it.

Upon their arrival, law enforcement found Negron in a state of agitation, exhibiting signs of alcohol consumption and struggling to provide a coherent recollection. What if their safe word is dildo? Okay. Subsequently. That's not clear enough.

Not clear enough? She was taken into custody and charged with misdemeanor and domestic battery. Following her arrest, she was released on how much bond? It's so affordable. Yes. Bond is so affordable nowadays. 250 bucks.

Ah, $1,200. I'll go $5,000 bond. All right, get your answers in. $1,000 bond. All right! Hey, I'm right here. I said $1,200. $1,200 bond. All right, get your answers in. $1,000 bond. All right! Hey, I'm right here. I said $1,200. $1,200, close.

The next evening and is scheduled to appear in court on March 24th, so if you guys want to show up to court, you can. There you go. A judicial order mandating no contact between Negron and the victim has been issued. Should have already been in effect. The relationship between Negron and the victim who were married in Connecticut back in 2003.

All right, so they've had a... It's pretty moving, has since dissolved. So this is about a different fight. This is about not taking out the garbage. This is about like you didn't pay the utility bill. However, the status of their marital bond, whether they're legally divorced or separated, remains ambiguous.

Okay, always good to have an ambiguous marriage. Before we get out of here. Okay, how old is Julissa Negron? So it's Lisa, right? No, Julissa. It's Julie, right? Nope. Julissa.

We're gonna just combine the two. Julissa, Julissa. Julissa's a name I've heard before. You have. Yes. Julissa. Julissa. Yes.

Here we go. How old is she? I know that she is older than him. Okay. Facts, facts. And also like when they walked in there, she's got anal beads like nunchucks. And they're going like this.

That would hurt. That's right. Like hurt her. She's just going like ow, ow, ow. She's a drunk Puerto Rican lady in Connecticut. Yes. With partially dressed. Partially dressed.

Titty out. One out. Ready to fight. Yep. And I think she is is what if this was the storyline of Amelia Perez 56 I've not seen that movie but Kristen of my wife showed me the clip of penis to vagina I know this is the best you can do Latino 14 nominations crazy I have not seen it.

Maybe it's good. Maybe it's good. Comedy version of Roma. All right. What age did you say? I said 56 years old. 56 year old woman. 56 year old woman.

The way you said it, I'm gonna go mid six, let me say 63. 63. I'm gonna steal his 56. 56. I'm gonna go 33 years old. All right, get your hands. He was married in 2003 damn

All right, oh really yeah, I want to change it Okay, yeah, so that was 22 years ago. Huh fuck guys a good guess. I missed that flat fact I'm gonna say she's married. She's 51 years old Really? 71? You could have got 64. 51, 56, 63. Okay, one of you is one year off.

Okay, 55. So now we can all go up a year or down a year? Up to 64? All right. I'm gonna go 55. I'm gonna go right on a 50 spot. But I'm going down to 62. 62, okay.

All right, get your answers in. When we come back, we'll tell you what we got going on. We'll tell you how to support Alan his live dates and whatnot. This woman, Julissa Negronon attacked with a dildo straight from Puerto Rico she attacked someone with her deal straight out of San Juan right on where she got actually never said it was origins of the dildo or unknown unknown origins attacked with a dildo is 50 years old that's segment number one we got Al Madrigal with us.

Dumb People Town. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. Stick around, make a sound. There's more Dumb People Town. All right, guys. Welcome back to the show. The great Al Madrigal is with us.

We, when we get to, before we get to his days, because he's doing some live shows and we're just loving catching all of his stand-up on. Yeah, we'll talk about the stand-up. But tell them what we got. So we're at, this might be part of the show, but we're at the end of the show. So we're at the end of the show. So we're at the end of the show. So we're at the end of the show.

So we're at the end of the show. So we're at the end of the show. So we're at the end of the show. So we're at the end of the show. So we're at the end of the show. So we're at the end of the show. So we're at the end of the show. and we're just loving catching all of the stand up on. Yeah, we'll talk about the stand up. But let's see what we got. So we're at, this might be past this date, I'm not sure, but we're. Throw it out there anyway.

We're going to be at the Aspen Comedy Festival, still happening on March 12th at the Wheeler Opera House. We're doing that and we're headlining that. And then that weekend, 13th through the 15th at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle. Love that place. Enormous room and a great room. Love it and then the next week. Where's that? That's in Royal Oak, Michigan.

Royal Oak, Michigan. Oh, I've heard about it. I actually went there. You should do that. To see Maz Gibranee. I was doing a gig in Detroit and drove out there. It's so good. That club is so good.

Beautiful room, great part of town. Really cool area. First place we ever got paid to do comedy. Yeah. Wow. There and then the next week and we're at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, which we love so much.

Two weekends later at the Comedy Works in Denver and two weeks later at the Moontower Comedy Festival. Four of our favorite cities, rocking them out. Supersplatters.com, we do Tag It every month, which you should do, which you will do, where we, people do their, our friends do their sets and then we write tags while they're doing their sets and then we pitch them the tags afterwards on stage.

It's so much fun and blast. I know the show and you'll do it and I've done this in my garage. Yes, we did it with you in our garage. Oh my god. It's so much fun. The next ones are obviously March 6th but this is probably after that. The next one is April 23rd and then either May 21st or 22nd at the Comedy Store Main Room.

Shows are going to be great. Al Magical, I have to say your your stand-up, so people forget, because you've done so much acting, you're in TV shows. Lopez V Lopez. Lopez V Lopez, you're on the Daily Show. You're at night school, my son was like, you know him from night school.

Running around with Affleck on a basketball court. Just having fun. Great shit, like you've done a lot of stuff, but people forget the roots are stand-up, I think. Yeah, man. And so, when your stand standup comes across our feed, like you did a set on The Tonight Show about going into a black barbershop,

it was so funny and the joy that I got, I think Questlove laughed so audibly that in the middle of it you had to acknowledge it. I acknowledged it, it was an entirely black band to my left. Right. And they're cracking up so hard that you have to acknowledge it. It's over.

So I loved it because, you know, obviously everybody's standup style is different. Nobody tells a story like you because you tell a great story and it's loaded with jokes along the way. And you told, I think, one story in that set, basically. Yeah, that was, it was a lot, that's my problem with late night TV.

Because it's only four minutes. Yeah. Yes You have a limited amount of space. So I was always cutting up jokes with us and I My last special the way closer was 25 minutes. Yeah, it's like a Dan. It's like a Daniel Van Kirk story So my last one was 17. Yeah So you have to cut it up into all these parts that might not flow together really well So you're listening to any of my stand-up, which has been cut up into all these clips It's it you have to kind of watch the whole together It's a taste to get to hear the bigger thing, but it's this story was incredible. Your stand-up is so good

It's so funny. So where you have dates coming up. Yeah. I'm at In Wisconsin a little bit. So you have dates coming up. Yeah, yeah, I'm in Wisconsin a little bit, so I'm in Madison and Milwaukee. I think March 14th and 15th, I'm in Comedy on State. And then I'm going to Moon Tower in Austin. We'll be there, we'll be there. And then I'm at Schomburg, the Chicago improv. It's fun.

Maybe you do tag it in Moon Tower. Oh, great, easy. All right, great. We'll do that, but we'll figure it out. We'll do it, we'll do it. I love it. All dates are at almagical.com. Yeah they are.

Go see him, treat yourself, you'll love it. All right, I'm gonna jump into this story. Sent in by Sean Anderson at S-H-A-W-N-E 70. I love this. I mean, this is, I don't know if you could be, if you should be arrested for this or charged with this, but it is kind of amazing. Okay.

Here's the headline. Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend's ex. What, I put it on him? She has that kind of control? I think I heard about this. Judge let, Judge let it, the judge let it rip.

Oh, come on. At a woman who admitted to sending videos of her breaking wind to her boyfriend's ex. So it's not even in, you can't even smell it. It's just threatening. So this is kinda like threatening auras. You know, I watch cooking shows, I watch Top Chef. And I'm like, why am I?

Can't wait to see where you're going with this. Why am I, like, why am I so into these shows? I can't smell it and I can't taste it, but it is powerfully affecting me. Can I tell you that this just reminded me of the origin of All Things Comedy. Let's go, let's hear it. Had to do with farts.

No, please. Because I bought, and I've always bought domain names but I a long time ago well before all things comedy I bought fartjar.com. The woman who put her farts in a jar. She owes you. She's probably mad at you. I thought that that would be such a hilarious name for like a daily candy type of comedy site, and the medians could just send bits. So every single day a different video popped into the Fart Jar. And it's, so anyway, but then I built a whole entire fake website that was called Fart Jar.com where you can, our Fartisons, thank you, said, this is, meet Raul.

All he's had is Slim Fast, and a- And Slim Jims. And Slim Jims. And Farting Loose Jars, three weeks was like guys' faces, and they're like- So- He's an ex-con. Because farts have always been about proximity.

Sure. You had to be there. You had to get crop-tested. Right? But now, thanks to FartJar. Thanks to FartJar.com. And so it was gonna arrive with like, this cute little, like the hay, like you buy preserves from a farm. It comes in a wooden box.

How does that lead to this? Because it's farts. Farts. Farts are funny. Always about, like the fact that that lady wasn't there reminded me of what fart jar could have been Yeah, like they send and all you do is create all things comedy. They'll couldn't know they'll send a coat shit Yeah in the mail like you can buy shit from a farm. Yes. Yes

This is like oh you got something in mail and it arrives beautifully wrapped Yeah, wooden box a cart wooden box and you open up, and it's like you've been Santa fart. And not just any fart. This is Raul's. Stacy. S-E-E-N-T. Heart to table. Raul hasn't had a vegetable in three years.

This woman, Rhiannon Evans. There's so many layers of why this is wrong. I also blame the guy. Rhiannon Evans. Tell your girlfriend, leave your ex-girlfriend alone. We're gonna talk about how old she is later. Is this the Fleetwood Mac songs? Right. Rhiannon Evans. Tell your girlfriend, leave your ex-girlfriend alone. We're gonna talk about how old she is later. Is this who the Fleetwood Mac songs are? Yeah, Rhiannon is believed to be the first person ever

to face charges for cyber farting over Christmas. Cyber fart sounds like. Over Christmas? Is she exposing herself to do it over the holidays? I'll take cyber farting in January. It's nothing sacred. Even World War II, those guys sang songs to each other. She can even cyber fart on Easter.

But to do it in Christmas. Have you guys seen the new cyber farts around town? It's the most wonderful time. It's so weird, because also this is a, she's up against charges. But on OnlyFans, she made a lot of good money. She's got money to burn. Do you know how many men are paying women

to send them fart videos? She's out here harassing. I feel like if the Grinch were alive today, he would do this to Whoville. Yeah. Well, Act Two. Act One, Act Two. We don't do comedy at a funeral.

Know your audience. Go do it where it's gonna be loved. She sent the videos. Although comedy at a funeral sometimes is the I mean the grab in Elan's Chandling speech. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes comedy funeral is like Perfect. She sent the videos to Deborah pry Thrich who said the videos caused her distress and anxiety get over it get over it. Okay, but Here's the thing you're picturing a fart video.

Yeah, it's probably 100. Somebody doing this to you. Delete it. Three, four times a day. Delete it. You're like, fuck this person. It was a straight face prosecutor, Diane Williams' job to describe how Evans, quote,

proceeds to pass gas by placing the camera on her bottom and passing the gas. I have one thing I care about in this whole story. Does this story include audio of what she sent? It does not. What are we doing? She sent three, because that would have been too much anxiety for her.

They can't unlock those. It's evidence. She sent three videos on state's evidence. And this is why we can't hate Florida. Because in Florida, all evidence is probably to me. She sent three videos on December 22nd. Could we consider those stocking stuffers? And what kind of farts also?

Yeah, we're ripping. Squealers? Hard beef? Just a little. Just a little. And another. There's nothing threatening about that, right? Just a little, just a little. And another. There's nothing threatening about that, right? Yeah, she's not doing another.

A wife fart. Four over the next few days. So seven total, including on Boxing Day and New Year's Eve. How dare. On Boxing Day. The New Year's Eve one is a lie. Don't they even get it? Each of them showed Miss Evans passing wind,

her face smiling at the camera. That was the hardest part. I'm gonna tell you guys, we once. She's looking her in the eye. We once wrote a TV show about this podcast and someone harassing someone with fart videos is a B story if I've ever heard one. Police got wind of what, stop it. What happened? They're doing their job. And they followed through arresting her

and hauling her before the courts in Cannafron. The police got wind of what happened. And they followed through arresting her and hauling her before the courts in Canarfon. The Canarfon. The reason she gave her a post-sternal petarads was that she felt her partner was being treated unfairly. Harriet Gorst, defending, said, there are some issues going on between Miss Evans' partner

and his ex-partner, Miss Prithorich, with regard to child contact. So this is, in response to that, you're like, okay. Well, nothing's gonna make the court feel like, you're right, these kids should spend more time with their new mother, the new partner. Yeah, and the new partner with all these fart videos. Yeah, at the time she sent these videos,

she'd had some drinks. Never send a fart video after, just make them, make them. Don't send them. Everybody knows when you make a fart video, you should at least just sit on it for like four hours. Leave it in drafts, it's a little drafty in here. You don't go to the supermarket hungry. That's right, and you don't send a fart video drone.

Do you think somebody owns beerfarts.com? Get on it, Al. Absolutely. 100%. I know for a fact. She said, at the time she sent them, she was adding some drinks in her understanding. Now she's caused the victim some distress.

She sent them without malicious intent. No. Miss Williams added. She said it with 100% malicious intent. Miss Williams added, it was purely malicious 100% malicious intent. Miss Williams added, it was purely malicious. She was smirking throughout. Found it hilarious, but the victim didn't.

Evans victim. Ventosity ended up costing you nearly how much? How many pounds? It's British. How many pounds? Al, what do you think? How many pounds? Oh.

How much pounds was this beef worth? How much pounds was this? Yeah, this beef was beef. It's 500. 500 pounds, what do you think, Jay? I'm gonna say 1000 pounds. This is her fine? Yeah, for doing this. Harassment, it's harassment.

Go higher. I guess I'm thinking, I'm gonna go 2000 pounds. That's exactly right. Whatever it 2,000 pounds. Whatever it is, it stinks. Get your answers in, everybody. Because it cost, this is how much it cost her, nearly 300 pounds, that's it. So in the victim's statement in the court,

Ms. Prythorich said she would like to feel safe in her home. Shut up. You don't feel unsafe in your home because you're getting fart Shut up. You don't feel unsafe in your home because you're getting farted in. You don't feel unsafe from a fart video. You didn't break in. Yeah. She broke wind.

It's pretty threatening though. She didn't break in, she broke wind. Somebody sent you farts, what's next? You know, you can't sleep at night. Right, I know. Knowing that she's out there. I hear it, I hear it as I go to sleep. I get nervous when I feel a light breeze.

She's like Clarice. Are you still here at all? She's still here at the flat. Clarice, do you still hear the flat? Right. The flat you live in. Five foot 10, 185 pounds, blonde hair, strong build. Tell me Senator, when your daughter's on the slab,

who will feed her? These two. Evans will also have to carry out 15 rehabilitation sessions for her sphincter whistles and must abstain. They called it a sphincter whistle? It must abstain from alcohol for two months. Does she go to ass camp? Like where do you go? I'm glad you do this all the time.

It's like a boot camp for your ass. I had to do at midnight with these two once in the middle. Oh yeah. And it's like being the net in a ping pong game. It was so fun. Like this. You come in between the Chinese national team.

She was given a two year restraining order. We're gonna get out of here on this, cause I love this. This story is so beautiful. How old is Rhiannon Evans? The farter? The farter. The farting machine.

Well she's got kids in custody, this is where you have to start doing your little bit of kid math. So I'm gonna say. She's the new partner. She's the new partner. She's the new partner because. Who's farting at the X.

At the X. So she may not be the mom. I'm just, I need to be clear the new partner. She's the new partner. She's the new partner because. Who's farting at the X. At the X. Oh! She may not be the mom. I'm just, I need to be clear. I thought the mom was gonna fart. Mom is separate. New girlfriend, new girlfriend. Mom's getting the fart.

Yes, new girlfriend. New girlfriend is 39 years old. 39, okay, what are you holding? I thought, so I'm gonna stick with it, 37. Mm-hmm. Yeah. This feels like a 33-year-old choice. Okay, get your answers in and we come back. Daniel. Yeah. So we have a 33-year-old choice. Okay, get your answers in, and we come back.

Daniel, tell us what we have going on. You've got the final story. Give out my plugs. Is, Rhiannon Evans is 25 years old. Oh, that's an idiot. Oh, that's an idiot. Farting on cameras, a young gal's an idiot. That's what you get for dating below your age, man.

That's right. You're gonna have to deal with babysitting your girlfriend. You wanna tell her to grow up? But who knows? All right, we got one more story. Dan, give us a little taste of what we're gonna have to deal with you babysitting your girl You want to grow up, but who knows? All right, we got one more story Dan Give us a little taste of what we're gonna hear in segment. Oh, we have a risque home listing Al magicals with us al magical comm to see him live and great dates coming up at great venue Yes, want to see him in Milwaukee. Are you at the laughing tap? No, no, I've heard about that. I'm at the improv

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I call that recycled air. All right, let's jump into our last story, shall we? Shall we? Let's do it. Okay, this was sent in by N, as in the letter, Lee Cruz. K-R-U-S-C, at Lee underscore Cruz. Thank you. Listing for Wisconsin home includes photo

of risque sign in bedroom. A real estate listing in Wisconsin is going viral on social media thanks to a risque sign that hangs above the headboard in one of the rooms. What do you think it says, Al? Oh, God. What is a sign someone actually hang above their bed? Above their bed.

That is risque. And then the real estate agent comes in. Shows it, shows it. We need to show this in the ad. Ugh. I did it all for the nookie. Uh, have fun. Welcome to Weentown.

Poundtown. Um, God, what is it? Every hole filled? I'll tell you. I'm lucky. Have fun. Welcome to Weentown. Poundtown. God, what is it? Every hole filled. I'll tell you. Drop your drawers. A sign that reads, welcome to Poundtown. Hey! I was right.

From Rio? I guess. Does it say welcome to Poundtown? It says welcome to Poundtown. I love it. I could show you right here. It is welcoming. Welcome to Pound Town? It says welcome to Pound Town. I love it. I could show you right here. It is welcoming. Welcome to, oh, that's,

I love the sort of Art Deco lettering too. But it's like downtown. It's sky-alistice. And Art Pound Town, taking it up the ass, Pound Town. Oh, you went for it, Ran. You're welcome. When I originally listed it,

I just kinda didn't notice it really, said Spencer Hegenbarth that is a Wisconsin. It's hard to see Hegenbarth. How much do you need to have to like bang? To go and put I don't want to go all Sebastian Besides his welcome to Pomp Pomp. Who's talking about that? Who's talking about that? Have you seen this sign? Do you know, we were in the writers room. I don't know if I ever said this,

or told you guys this, but they used to have me do period piece, Sebastian, in a writers room I was in. So they were like, 20s, I'm like, have you anybody been driving one of these model You see this arm yeah walking around with this model T I'm standing in the rations line. I like to look symmetrical. I'm in the rations line to get bread because my mom says we got people coming over. So I gotta get extra bread from the rations line. Yes. I'm standing Woodstock. You think this guy I'm covered in my Maccas voluntarily Announcement about my brown ass. Can you guys can you guys?

Okay, it's not a bad bit for him to do It is. Like to start to just pee in different historical events As a time traveler, he'll do the acid That's what you want to do. Quantum leap. He can do everything Oh boy Oh yes Okay If you have, over to Pound Town.

I'm just trying to walk through Tiananmen Square, right? You're gonna tell me you're gonna bring a tank where there's no tanks supposed to be? Can we get the naked girl? I'm going this way. And how? You're going that way. I'm like, he sets himself on fire. Okay, if you have walk over into Pound Town above your bed,

to me it says, My dad's in the corner saying, Your first marriage did not have enough sex in it. Second one. And in your second marriage, you are putting your partner on notice. Yeah, on blast. That in this room, we go to Pound Town.

We go to Pound Town. This is what we do. You're actually leaving. Spencer Hagenbarth says he didn't really notice it. They have a lot of signs in their house. Hegenbarth isn't exaggerating. I feel like it's something you'd find at Hobby Lobby. Right.

Or some place. Definitely not at Hobby Lobby, but because of the religious connotation. But yes, yes, you are correct. Fully market. I mean, that's right next to a sign that says, live, laugh, deep throat. That's a custom sign.

Yeah. It's definitely, yeah. Hegenbarth isn, laugh, deep throat. That's a custom sign. Yeah. It's definitely, yeah. Hagenbarth isn't exaggerating. The owners of the Onalaska home hung decorative signs in almost every corner of every room, from signs reading eat and pantry in the kitchen, to signs reading brush and floss,

or please seat yourself in the bathroom. These are sign people. Please seat yourself. Hagenbarth. That's dumping zone. Said he didn't. Welcome to our pool. Welcome to our ool. My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help. Feel free to wet yourself as well. Hagenbar said he didn't become aware of the most risque sign in the house, welcome to Pound Town, in the bedroom until a whole bunch of people started messaging him after the

listing went live on Friday. Yep. I've had some fun conversations from it, he told Nextdoor. I showed you guys this photo. It is a... It's like a nice... Like, yeah, it's a nice... It's not like a...

Like, thought went into this home. Improv lettering. No, no, no. This is not my style. I don't love this style at all. No, no, it's a little too drab. It's almost like grandma-y, like with the drapes. The internet has been having a field day with it too, especially after Hagenbart's listing was featured

on the popular Zillow Gone Wild social media accounts. There you go. I was gonna mention that, Zillow Gone Wild, because if you haven't been, there's a, did you see the one that was clearly a whorehouse in Arizona? Yeah, also there's always just a random sex swing in so many of these houses.

Yeah. Quick real estate story. Sure. Yes. So we're looking for a house in San Francisco, which our first house, this is back when the other couple was married, so this is like 2001, 2002 2002 and we're in the beautiful Victorian home, but it's it's It's like this neighborhood. It's above West portal. It's there's diamond heights and it's like upper Castro diamond heights. So beautiful Victorian and

Victorian and I look at the downstairs and they say there's an apartment but we're seeing so many homes at this point so we were me my wife split up I'll jam through it real quick I don't need to stay too long so I go to the upstairs by myself and there's a little apartment up there mm-hmm and there's fur everywhere like hanging furs. They had the heat on so it was maybe 85 degrees. And chains hanging from a rafter in a sex swing. And then the dudes that lived there were in there. Just staring.

And this is the tenant it came with. And I went, holy shit. I walked right out, but I walked in and I went, oh no. And just immediately. Like audibly, audibly. And then my wife was right behind me and I go, don't go in, don't go in. Like that and she goes.

Don't go in, you'll never come out. And she goes, you said that. Out loud. Out loud. And she goes, my wife has a nice verse, she goes, hi guys. Hi guys. I walked in and I was like you said that. Out loud. Out loud. And she goes, my wife has a nice verse, she goes, hi guys. Hi guys. I walked in and I was like.

No, stop talking to them. It's not our splice. One of them probably doesn't have a. This is not our forever home. No. One of them probably doesn't have a tongue on purpose. Yes. Just the amount of chains and leather

and just to have, like we were in the process of having our first kid and then you're downstairs and just hearing it. Pound Town. Pound Town. That's literal Pound Town. Yeah. People said it was so quaint till we got to the bedroom somebody said my kind of home.

Hagenbarth also revealed that the house actually belongs to his brother and sister-in-law, the latter of whom runs a sign business on the side. The Pound Town sign is actually an offering from their after-hours line. This is what I started to think. This was all a ruse. To advertise. To promote sign stuff. Yes, and we knew this would get picked up by... Genius.

Not a bad idea. Genius. You can take a sign down. It's like on Project Runway when the people wear the clothes they design exactly We were all that's it you think there's I just shoehorned that fart jar story My family has a great sense of humor Hagenbar said he also wasn't surprised when the home went under contract only a few day after a Few days on the market after, he's seen buyers overlook much wilder decor elements.

It's a sign that can be taken down. It's that you can take a sign down if it bothers you. I've seen a lot of weird stuff in houses, Hagen and Barth told Nextstar. Sexual restraints, swings in bedrooms. I've seen boudoir photos. Leaving those up for a listing is wild. Boudoir photos, I know.

Crazy. I didn't think this was anything crazy. Also, and I'm a little bit of a prude, and I will say that, but, get your wife, are you the guys you wanna talk about? Leaving those out, crazy to me. Crazy. Taking them.

Crazy. Crazy? No, I just like, why do you even? Develacoming them at a Walgreens. I got it. I got it. I got No, I just like, what do you mean? Jebelecoming them at a Walgreens. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

I don't need. We don't need to. Ben knows the dudes who show you pictures of their wife in situations like that. No, no. I know that lady. Yes. I don't even want to talk to you about real creeps.

Those guys are trying to see how far the door will open. I've tried her seven times. If somebody's showing you something like that, they're trying to see how far the door will open. I've tried her seven times. If somebody's showing you something like that, they're trying to see how far the door will open. Comedy club manager and had his wife got a boob job and she just goes like that, hey check him out. And I don't even. No man.

No I gotta greet her at some point. I did a joke on my special saying, I do this whole thing about Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville and there's no rules there. And then I go, you know what, I don't care, I'm gonna get weird tonight. And it's only because I went about Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville and there's no rules there. And then I go, you know what, I don't care, I'm gonna get weird tonight. It's only because I went to Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville.

I'm looking for a third tonight. I don't have a second, but the third is the hardest one. If I can find a third week, we can get a second, no problem. Second is easy. And I've, after shows, I've had, I want to have a show to show had a guy go I'll be your third No, I met selling merch What do you think of my wife? No, and I'm like you guys seem great. I seem happy attractive though, right? Yeah And I'm like damn. Yeah, let's go

Two and three that we left That's a show. That's a story. There you go. That's a show. That's a time. Al Madrigal is his name and we are so grateful. AlMadrigal.com is where you can go get tickets. Thank you for letting us do this podcast here.

I love it so much. I love the lading. Oh snap, we gotta get back to work. We'll see you. Peace. Stick around, make a sound. There's more at Alphabletown.