Dumb People Town - Brad Morris - The Wickedly Talented...

Episode Date: December 23, 2025

Comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster Brad Morris (Business Trips on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes how a drunk guy got kicked out of Epcot, Randy explains why a man who cryogenically froze his wife has started dating again, and Jason warns against trying to impress your kids by setting a World Record, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASCPA Pet Insurance and Monarch! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.DPT Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code DPT at monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year.

Townies. It's a banger dumb people town today with our guest, Brad Morris, and we are getting kicked out of Epcot. It'll all make sense. Plus, we're freezing our wife so that we can do whatever we want. And we got to impress these kids with matches. And I'm not going to even tell you what that means. It's all on today's episode of Dumb People Town. Dan and Ran and Jay will share tales of folk so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose the life they choose will make the news. breaking down each epic veil in Florida There's half-rice mail I'm happy to say they Couldn't make this dumb So listen to our podcast jam

With co-host our man Dan Man dirt Don't be a jerk Because when the music Which the funny hits And we are gonna take you down Stick around Make a sound

Come here down It's Dump People Town Hey Tadies Welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town Population to you Population Morris. Brad Morris.

Bradley Morris, S.K. Bradford M. I'm so happy you're here, dude. I'm so happy to be here. Oh, my God. It's just like, this is always where I want to be. This is the team. We're going to talk about this.

This is a squad. Tonight's the night, baby. So this is going to drop on the 23rd, which is a Tuesday of December. And on the night tonight, you will see all four of us as part of the alt cast from the cheap seats. That's DVR if you're not home.

True TV 9 p.m. It's the Blackhawks and the Philadelphia Flyers. Go flyers. Go fly a kite. Go, why don't you go grab a towel? You're going to be sweating. You'll be laughing so hard. Get him a towel.

And we're going to literally have the most fun doing the alt-cast from the cheap seats with these guys. They're writing on it. They're both going to do characters and stuff on it. This is like the joy of all joys. If you're watching on YouTube, I'm rocking my Eddie O sweater right now. I love wearing an Eddie Oldcheck sweater. Jersey because Sweater.

Thank you for saying sweater. Thank you for having the balls to say sweater. Because when you're like when I'm in L.A. going to a Blackhawks game, which I did when this is dropped, I've done a couple weeks ago. Yeah. People can't really heckle you because they don't know what name to yell. They cannot.

And I did have two guys at the game as I'm walking through the concourse. Old Chicago. They wanted me to turn around so bad. They were like Cub suck. Why are they Chicago? They're going, Cub's suck. Yeah. Cubs Chicago sucks.

Chicago's horrible. Who would even... And they want me to turn around so bad. Dodger fans are up high. Well, they're kings guys. Oh, they're kings. But maybe Dodgers too. But they were like trying to like neg me so hard.

I never even turned around. Don't you dare. But they only talk bad about Cubs. And if I didn't mind having the principle I have, I wanted to turn around and go, guys, it's white socks. You think I give a shit. But I was like, I'm not even going to tell. I'm not even going to dignify that.

And I never turned around. but they didn't know what to Because a lot of times people will be like Crawford Or whatever you know But an old check they don't get out of here All Cheesnik Baddard sounds like a slur Baddard?

He's badarded He's baddarted County B All right let's get into a story We got dump stuff and like And we'll talk more about it in the corner Headline Well this was sent him by Adam Poulton

At Pulski What a great name for this Polsky 75 Pulski 75 Headline is this Drunk and kicked out of Epcot Could be in of us. I mean, Brad Hummel.

Who hasn't? Exactly. How often does this happen? That small world just got a little smaller. Yeah. Different park. I'm sorry. I'm that guy. Is the holding cell in Epcot bigger or smaller than the one at Lincoln Financial? I don't know.

There is a stadium jail element to pick which country's jail you want to be in. I'd like to be in Thailand. You don't want to be in the single cell. You do not want to be in the Singapore. We've all done upcast, right? I've never done it. Yes, we did a long. Long time ago.

We were very in. When we did ESPN the weekend, we went to Epcotts. So you guys didn't drink your way around the world, which is a real thing. You can get like a little card. How's the sushi? I stayed in Sambuca for a week. The Margarita, the Mexican one, is great. I always thought Margaritaville is a country, right?

They have a Mayan temple outside the Mexican one. The calendar says Epcot's going to blow up. And I'm guessing at least once a week. I saw it once. No. Someone will get drunk. No. And try to climb up.

No. The Ziggurat? I'm going to go up that Ziggurat. You could Google it right now. There's so many areas. Where's Michael? He's on the Ziggurat right now. The amount of husbands that have been dragged to Epcot against their will.

And I ended up and climbing a Ziggott my way through life. And he's climbing up. He's like, why can't I play golf? I didn't want to be here today. I let him come down here. He's going to tell me I can't play golf. Also, Ziggarot, bad words. for

drunk guys. Too many traps in there. A lot of landmines. A lot of pitfalls. Don't assemble. Walking through glass. Here we go. The trouble started at the pub

in the United Kingdom Pavilion. Of course. They're like, why us? Hello, Gavinor. Hello. It ended with plenty of Disney guests frightened by the chaos they witnessed at the most magical place on Earth.

Like, oh, okay. Look, a scene from layer cake. Relax yourself. The Orange County Sheriff's report said a group of four guests were acting disorderly in the pub, so they were cut off from alcohol just after, anybody? 9 p.m.

9 p.m. on the dot. Oh, there's a guess. In response, the guest, cursed at cast members and caused a scene leading Disney security to ask them to leave. Fuck you, goofy. And if you're Disney security and you show up for work that day and you find out you're at Epcot, you're like, you're like, no, no, no, no, no. It's like I'm working a Batsaret party.

Like if Minnie Mouse could hiker skirt down. It's like working your event. like concession you know a vendor walking vendor guy at uh rigley in april and you find out you're on italian ice in april in april in april in april you find out you're unshared italian ice in the bleachers everyone you know the vass is our friend uh or uh liqueous ropes so our friend brian lewis's brother jol was a vendor at rigley and he was walking up the aisle and some guy's like yeah give me a hat dad give me a diet i'll take a beer and ice cream and he just stops me he's like buddy i got coke I got Pepsi.

He's like, I'm not a refrigerator. That's right. Not a fridge. Not a fridge. That person's also walking around yelling what he has before you even. Give me a head, dad. Won't you give him? Among them, that's the people who were kicked out, is Christian Gedell.

Gettle. Gettle? You're getting Adele. Gadel. Whose behavior got him singled out in the sheriff's report. Christian Gadell, cursed at Disney security manager, and then threatened to punch him. That's right.

The security manager radioed for an Orange County Sheriff's Deputy for help as the group headed out of Upcott. Yeah. It's like when you lose sight of this group of drunk people, it's like now into the night.

This is Jason Bourne. Like he's in the train station. We don't know where he is. He's loose. He's loose in Epcot. I think even if you're drunk you threaten to punch somebody and the security guard goes,

help. Wouldn't you sort of be like, oh, never mind. No. Like, I wasn't, new walking. You need help. I wonder if the security guard

was like, I did not request help. I requested backup. Back up. Yeah. I mean, also, it's just like an amoeba of drunkenness. Right. As soon as they leave the English pub, you're like, that's Japan's problem now.

It really, it is. It's out of our, not my international waters. Have fun in Sri Lanka. Yeah. And you're just getting, you're just, security guard just getting verbally abused by a guy holding a balloon in a balloon. Just it. While a woman in rose gold ears tells him, just stop, David.

Just a, just a corn maze of international happiness. You're a meanie. I don't like you. I don't like it. It would be interesting that we do these so broadly with like, here's all the countries. But if somebody was like, oh, you got to go to the American pavilion. Oh, it says Americans would go, which part of America are they representing? That's right.

What would the American pavilion look like? It's all. Who knows? Okay. So anyway, he goes, I need help, but you need help. I met security at the exit of Internet. Gateway. So now that is, that's international water. See? Where I saw

a female and another male holding Christian Gaddell back from running back inside the park. Tell him one more thing. I'm going to tell him one more thing. Christian was yelling and cursing. Other guests, including small children, were running away from him. Do you need to mention that? I mean, I know. It's up cut. I know.

Daddy, can I get a picture with the drunk guy? I mean, this is like when like an animal gets loose. You know what I mean? I're just diving out of the way. Our adults allowed at Epcot like without children? Yes, of course. No, there are Disney adults who go to Disney.

You can go all over the park. Right. But I mean, but should they be allowed to? No. Yes. They should wear, they should, I'm not in for all the pins. Right. But, uh, yeah.

They should have shock collars on them. No judgment. Not shock collars, just things, ankle-litz. That's a good call. If you're like I'm drinking around the world, you put on an ankle bracelet. You already have one. And if your voice gets too loud, they can, you can get a shocked. Not a heavy.

Shock. This pitch, this pitch is Disney Legal's wet drink. Air tight. They love this. Air tight. But they give you, they tell you when you walk in, read this thing. It says if you get too loud. Or don't drink. Right. If you get this loud, we can shock. A little shock.

If you just gave that choice to everyone, they'd be like, I'll put it on. I can do this. Also, there'll be some people who are like, go ahead, shock. The great thing is, I want to feel something. There's already a large contingent of drunk people that are constantly going, No one's doing anything Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, everybody's thinking

I'm not taken Everybody's thinking I wasn't being, ah Everybody's thinking right now Wasn't being allowed Everybody's thinking right now People know you who you are We can't hear ourselves

People know your middle name and you know it People know your middle name and you know it I don't I've never been here before We've all been here. Disney biometrics. Shut up. You're looking too loud.

Shut up. You're looking too loud. It's a small, small retinal scant up. He's looking at you. He's looking right at. Here's what I love. During all this chaos, Christian Goodell's brother,

Robert Goodell, kept apologizing on Christian's behalf. Remember, he's also drunk. Yeah, what about Roger? Yeah, I hate what Robert Godell is done to the NFL. But remember, Robert's also drunk. So he's like, I am sorry for. him he's sorry for him he's sorry for him and we entire country of england we're the good

girls i brother thinks that we can't have a schedule that includes games in mexico city and you're the no fun this what we're arguing about you tell me if i'm right or if he's right up the tempo if he wins okay i'm going to climb that cigarette no get him down disdiscuit get him down i'm climbing the cigarette get him off the thing can i have the ankle bracelet only shocks people when they're drunk and try and say Ziggurat. That's it. I'm going to kind of Shack.

No, no, I said, can I have a cigarette? Oh, but I haven't a time that cigarette. I met security at the exit of International Gateway where I saw a female and another male holding Christian back. The deputy wrote, his brother was trying to hold him, or apologize for him.

Disney Security wanted Christian Goodell out and gave the group instructions on how to get an Uber to a nearby hotel. That must have been. The funniest, where is it? Let me see your phone. Let me see your phone. Pull it up. Pull it up.

Jesus, the font is huge. Oh, you're on Uber Eats. You've got to close some of these tabs. It says your card's not going through. Right. What are you on charge point right now? Do you want to wait and save? Because we would rather you didn't wait. We're trying to get you out of here.

Get him a black. Why do you have the... Why do you have the M&M's app? Don't talk like that. Oh, man, stop. Christian continued to scream profanities the entire time and had to be held back by other people in his party. It is a party. The sheriff's report said.

It was a party. It was clear Christian's antics were upsetting Disneygoers. We know, let it go. While walking up, a guest... Speaking of Disney, let it go. This is... They're just trying to pour it on it. While walking up, a guest approached us and advised he was upset how Christian was talking

like that in front of the kids and wanted to do something. At the same time, another guest came up stating, do something, please, do something, please. That's a woman. Not in a negative way. I'm just saying I hear like a... The wickedly talented, Dazel, Zeme. This is all from the sheriff's report Deseld. Deseld medicine.

Christian Gadell's actions of running, screaming, and yelling profanities were causing hotel guests to run away from him. It's not even close. They say his name in every sentence. Christian Gadell didn't follow. We know who it is. Just call him CG. He didn't follow the instructions of where to catch an Uber.

He couldn't. His next move was to run away. Where do I stand? His next move was to run. run away from Disney property. Disney Security found Christian Goodell. Hiding in a bush. I forgot about this.

In front of a Marriott courtyard. It couldn't be more aptly named. And before I say it, understand, I've got a bit about this in my current hour. Disney Security found Christian Goodell and the group behind the dueling piano bar jelly rolls on Disney's boardwalk. I have a jelly roll bit. Talk about a hat and a hat and a hat and a hat and a hat. Dolemy on us. How many pianos are there?

Where are we going to bury jelly roll in a dueling piano box? I wonder if it was already called jelly rolls or has he gone so mainstream corporate. He has a dueling piano bar already at Disney. Jay said it as he's gotten smaller. He's gotten bigger. The deputy. The deputy waiting for backup, not help, asked Christian Goodell for his name. Christian responded by swearing at the deputy and telling the deputy that he wanted to go to jail.

I want to. I'm right. Take me to jail. The female in the party held on to him and kept him from wrong. running towards me, the deputy wrote in the report. More law enforcement officials arrived on the scene and Christian Goodell threw the female who he was with onto the ground.

No. He then took flight on foot, pushing past a fully uniformed Disney security guard. I would love it if he actually, like, Tinkerbell took flight. That would be great. That would be great. And then, like, just sparkle dust comes out of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can fly, you can fly, you can find. I. Disney character. And he gets, drunk at Epcot and there's a little light around him and he starts flying away. This is all quote, I and other deputies, it's other deputies and I, ran after him giving verbal commands for him to stop running. He don't care. He can say I and other deputies.

Christian Goddow. I don't like it as much. Chris and Godot ran down the sidewalk and onto the grass, how dare, where he fell on an embankment. He got up, but then he fell down a second time. At that point, you go, buddy. He's just going to keep, let me just walk over here. Let him just run. He's like a golden retriever. Let him just keep. He'd fall in two more times, and then he'll be tired. Who put this berm here? The second time. Oh, I bet you all laughing at me now.

You think this is fun? This is where deputies caught up to him because the second time he fell on the sidewalk. I grabbed his legs while the other deputies attempted to grab his arms to secure him. He thrashed his arms around and grabbed the gate, which means you have to break the hold. I've seen enough professional wrestling. He's on the gate. He's on the fence. By the sidewalk to obstruct the deputy sheriffs from securing him.

handcuffs. Finally, Christian Goddell, who was bleeding from his falls. Oh, jeez. Bleeding from his falls? That's his band. Yeah, exactly. He was now in handcuffs. He refused to get into a marked vehicle, so authorities had to lift him up and carry him into the truck.

Sure. But soon, deputies had a brand new problem. Oh, God. He's now driving. Our savior from Act 1 is our villain in Act 3, because the problem is Christian's brother, Robert. Robert Goodell walked up on deputies yelling, where is my brother

going to be taken? Robert was told multiple times to back up and call down calm down, but he continued to be belligerent and not listening to deputies on the scene. Remember at the beginning? He was like, I'll stop. I'll calm down. Robert Cadell was told to leave the boardwalk area and just go back to jelly rolls

for a good time. I made that point out. Disney Or he'd be arrested for trespass. Or he'd be arrested for trespass. He was escorted back to the Walt Disney World Swan Hotel. Yeah. Which is not owned by Disney. Disney made them put that in.

But 10 minutes later, Robert Goodell was back at Disney's boardwalk, trying to find out where Christian was. Did you forget everything that just happened? Who seen my brother? That's when he was arrested to. Robert Goodell pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor trespass. They're like, hey, you want to see your brother? Let's go.

Do we have one way? Christian Goodell pleaded not guilty to resisting an officer without violence. This is no way for a couple of errors to a mid-tier sporting goods. Thank you. I just wonder if the other people in the group were like, do we still get magic hours tomorrow? Because we have hoppers. Jesus, park hoppers.

I'll see at Club 33. He's the arrest of disorderly conduct. My summary charges and all that fun stuff. The attorney representing the two brothers did not immediately respond to a request for a comment. I'm going to ask you guys. How old? How old is Christian? Is Robert and Christian Goodell?

Let's see if you get either one of them right. 34 and 36. 34 and 36? 41 and 30. I thought you were going to say 17. Yeah, 42 and 39. Story number one will end here, as I tell you. And I will say them in the order that I name them.

Robert Goodell and Christian Goodell are 24 and 32. Wow. These are our boys right here. Oh, wow. They're kind of fun. They're kind of fun. Eye on the right is 24. Up to a certain drink.

They're on the right is 24. They definitely look like they challenge people. like martial artist to like fights. You guys want to see some throwing stars? Yeah, there are a lot of I can do that guys. All right, there's story one down. I can do that. There's story one down in the voice.

When we come back, we'll talk about what Dan has going on. But we'll also most importantly talk about what's happening tonight on. We'll do all of that on the other side of the break. It's Dumb People Town with the great Brad Morris. We'll be right back. Stick around. Make a sound. Come you down.

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Who stole? Who? I love this dog. I'll tell you, I was doing a set of comedy. I came home at night and everyone was kind of in the room, sleeping and heading off. And I sat with this dog, and I just pet the dogs for about 20 minutes and looked into her eyes. And I'm like, we have a connection. I love this dog so much.

Absolutely. And she gave me so much joy. And I could tell she was so happy. was there paying attention to her. This is what comedy doesn't give me. It is. No, it was that connection. And I was like, you're a very special, important entity in my life.

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And before we jump into what We're doing all together But we should just talk about it all. Let's just briefly remind you Tonight on True TV As this drops on Tuesday, the 23rd Tonight on True TV 9 p.m. Blackhawks

Versus Flyers games we're doing In Chicago, two days before Christmas. We'll be down in Atlanta screaming throughout and just cheering throughout the entire national anthem. We'll be down there in Atlanta doing the comedy cast from the cheap seats, alt cast from the cheap seats on True TV.

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Good people and good guests coming on. It's just going to be a good old hockey time. And God, we love this. It's Cheap seats 2.0. that we'll be doing with you guys. And Daniel, what else? I mean, I think today, I mean, other than go to Daniel vancirk.com

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If you've just ever wanted to watch sports with friends, this is it. Brad. Nothing against the Manning brothers. But long before the Manning cast existed, the Sclarz were. you know doing sports and comedy that intersection they they kind of invented it so this is a dream come true we're going to get to do it uh the way that that you guys love to do it the way we love to do it it's going to be a little bit familiar and a little bit new in ways that you love to the manning brothers for providing a language that we can say it's like a manning cast and people are like they

immediately get it they understand what it is those guys have established such a beautiful thing and it's just an all cast it confess one of my biggest reasons for wanting people to support this show and express what we are doing so that we get to do more of them is because that means that if they say we're going to do this for college basketball or we're going to do this for baseball or baseball that there's a chance people will get to live watch the two of you watch a team you love play a game and that I'm sorry I'm sorry no there will be no

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It's the Chicago Blackhawks, Philadelphia Flyers game. Let's jump into the story, all right, shall we? Sent him by Carly MacDermid at Shee. Carlene. Here we go. Man who cryogenically froze late wife sparks debate by dating new partner. Say this again. So he froze his wife and date her again.

And then in the middle he's like, I want to date someone else. It's also very Disney of him. It is. She's frozen. Have you ever? Let her go. Gone to a good restaurant. Let her go.

You go on to a good restaurant and you put, and you can't finish the meal. You put the leftovers in the fridge. You're like, I'll eat these for dinner tomorrow night. And then you make a new dinner. Someone's like, you want to go out to dinner? And you're like, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do. It's a debate. I don't know if I want these leftovers because basically his wife is leftovers now. I want a reverse of like Star Wars where as she was getting frozen, she was like, I love you. And he was like, I'll see you one later. A Chinese man who cryogenically froze his dead wife has. sparked an online moral debate after Chinese media revealed that he's been dating a new girlfriend

as his former partner lay preserved in liquid nitrogen. This feels like he is a, he's trying to make her into a super villain, am I right? Like, babe, all I'm saying is we should have an open relationship. She's like, no, he's like, freeze the bitch. Like, this is how I do it. As a sign of his devotion, Jui Junman decided to freeze his wife. the wickedly talented Julie Junwin.

That is actually closer to... It is closer to Adina Manzo. The Del Dazine. Frozen. Said to freeze his wife, Jean Wenlien's body. Jean Wenlien's body after she died... I loved her in the go-goes.

Yeah. Making her China's first cryogenically preserved person. But after a November interview revealed that he'd been dating a different person since 2020, Chinese social media has been torn on Mr. Juey's predicament. Now he's like, now I've got to freeze this one. I got to freeze everybody.

I got another girl I'm interested in. We were on a break. What do you want me to do? I froze a relationship. We're separated. Let's freeze this. Make out with ice. While someone asked why the, and I'm not going to say how old he is.

I froze her and then all of a sudden a lot of bad press for ice. Since when I did it, it wasn't as big of a deal. Now I'm like not into it anymore. Didn't just quote, let go. Another comment to remark that he appeared to be the most. most devoted to himself. After Jean Wenlian was given months to live, he decided to use cryogenics,

which is scientifically unproven to preserve the body once she died. Following her death, he signed a 30-year agreement to preserve his wife's frozen bosie. With who? Who did he sign this agreement with? It's like a storage law. It doesn't sound binding. No,

he did it with the Shandong Ying Fang Life Science Research Institute. Since then. They're legit, actually. John's body has been stored in a 2,000-liter container at the institute in a vat of how cold do you think it is Celsius liquid nitrogen if you had to guess the number of degrees it converted yeah i got to do the math there's Celsius Celsius that's a third of Fahrenheit essentially so 500 Celsius negative 500 that's that's that's 1500 degrees Fahrenheit yeah what do you think that's you'd fall apart like the t 2 000 i'll take the under i think 450 is

this price is right 450 what are you going to 150 all right it is negative one 50 all right it is negative one Ninety. I've looked into it. Stop it. Utilitarian relationship. Chinese newspaper is Southern Weekly. That can't be a Chinese newspaper. I'll bet you're right now.

Do you read the Chinese Southern Weekly? On name alone, free paper. Southern Weekly sounds like this was the paper that Mishak Taylor wrote for in designing. Southern Weekly sounds like a Bravo podcast. Right? On Bravo. These singles in Dallas date each other. And their all their last name is they're the weeklies.

Yeah. Southern Weekly. Southern Weekly. Southern Weekly. And they own a newspaper that they put out every month. Just don't expect that thing to show up every day because it's not going. No, it revealed that although Mr. Jui lived alone for two years after the procedure, in 2020, he began dating it, despite his wife remaining in cryo preservation. He told the newspaper.

Okay, 2020. That's, he needed two years. Guys, I'm not going to cry over. Cryo, cryo over. Cryo. Yeah. Over spilt family. Over spilled nitrogen.

There it is. He told the newspaper that after that a severe gout attack, which left him unable to move for two days. Here we go. Keto. Here we can't. I'm not a bad guy. I had the gout. And then I was like, I don't want to live alone.

Soon after he started seeing his current partner, Wang Chunjia. There's no way. You're really doing great. By the way, everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wayne Chunjia. You are crushing it, though. That institute, you can bang that out. Although Mr. Jui suggested that the proper love was only utilitarian,

that to the paper, that love, the love was only utilitarian and she hadn't, quote, entered his heart, which I'm sure Chun Jui love. Utilitarian. You're now going to the Southern Weekly to tell me about this, though? The love being utilitarian is the greatest line I've ever heard in terms of explaining just, this is about sex. Exactly. So, I mean, so we're going to get out of here on this because I, don't know what he's going to need to do he had he he he's acting in his own interest and he's

not acting in his own interest i don't believe the gout thing i just don't i don't believe the gout don't don't believe the gout don't yeah he doesn't need don't believe the gout don't believe the god don't how old do you think mr jui is we'll get out of here on this yeah i mean with a jui to vive like that thank you 75 53 53 42 get your answers in tony's Trisky Robinson. Mr. Shui is 57 years old. Yeah, baby. Anticipation keeps making me way.

Jay, give us a little taste what we got on segment three and then we'll just remind you once again what you can watch tonight. It's a world record. World record coming at you. It's Dumb People Town with Brad Morris. We'll be right back.

Stick around. Make a sound. Come you down. It's Dump People Town. Hey, gang, welcome back to the show. Before we jump into this final story, once again, it is on True TV tonight. And on HBO Max, you can see the alt cast from the cheap seats.

That's what we're calling it. You know, you're having a lot of fun hanging out with the four of us right now? Yes. It's just a night. At a hockey game. Imagine having a friend over who's like, I don't know if I want to watch the game. Be like, no, no, no, no. This is like comedy in the game.

I'm just going to have it on. We're going to have a great time. Characters. Yes. Characters. All the things you love about what we do. Also, we've talked about, who knows we'll do it. Maybe we'll get to do it in the future.

We've talked about doing a segment. Maybe we'll do it tonight. where we go, here's the bravo of it all. I mentioned them earlier, where we're like, these two guys got in a fight last year. There was a fight in hockey a few weeks ago where this dude got put into the board

so hard the last two times they played. Everybody knew they were going to fight, and the dude who was fighting was like 6, 6. He knew he was going to lose, but they were like, well, this fight's going to happen. You'll know about that stuff that it's like, forget sports, here's people who are mad at each other on a personal level. It's like a Caribbean brunch on NBA wives.

Something's going down. Some of the hair is getting more. Stop it. Someone's weave is going to get pulled out. It's just such a fun way to watch the game. Tonight. So send those tweets. Tonight.

Do that. All right, here we go. This was sent it by Sean Anderson at Sean 70. S-H-A-W-N-E. Great. Swedish man shoves. I'm not going to tell you how many. Matches up his nose earns world record.

Who says I need this? And how does this help you in your future? This is one of these idiots who's like, will that be a record if I do it? Let me ask you this, though. What comes first? the loss of family the efforting to get in the book

or the doing something dumb and then explaining this was actually I was trying to break a record trying to get into the book trying to get into it it's all about because there's a guy we've talked about

that like that's his life yeah he finds records he can break because if I if I had like you know something stuck in my butt that it was embarrassing when I had to go get it removed I'd be like I was trying to break in it gone for a record

how many shampoo bottles can I fall on mistakenly right 17 all right a Swedish man said his kids inspired him to stuff. Can we call him the Swedish meatball? This Swedish meatball. Up his nostrils to earn a Guinness World Record. Oh, that your kids were egging you on?

You're going to throw them under the bus. Oh, oh, you're the father and you can't control yourself going. The kids go and the kids go crazy. I'm always amazed by people who can't call up with better excuses. You can say no to your kids. Brad, your twins start egging you on to do something and it's like could hurt you and is potentially wrong. You're like, okay, guys, we got to stop.

Yeah. That's the simplest thing you can say. Although my daughter did say, I want to see you dunk on that. seven foot basket during her like basketball practice and she's like do it and I'm like I'm like I'm not going to do it she's like just you do it I did it grab the rim swung my legs up lost my grip fell straight down onto my back yeah but I stood up you were trying to impress her I was going to say you're trying to break a record I was a record for a shortest man to hit the I was going to say also there's a part of you that wanted to do it oh yeah but um does you want to

stick these things up his nose probably not It's a dangerous, it's a dangerous, you know, and he's sticking matches in his nose, which, by the way, that's when you realize, oh, Guinness is a beer. Right. Like, some of these records are like, guys getting drugs being like, what we do. He is, right. Oh, that's true.

But do you think this also says something about his nose? Well, he's got just, he learned something about it. Martin Stroby, that's his name. Martin Stroby. Fun name. Fun name. Pull a stroby. If you pull a Martin stroby and we're doing, and we're doing a herald,

who's coming in my head, I will stay on game. But in my head, I'm like, great name. Martin Stroby? Is he not a goalkeeper? He played for the Winnipeg Jets, I think, in the 1980s. Martin Stroby. He was the only goalkeeper to play without a mask. Pronounced Struby.

I hope we talk about this tonight. One of my favorite things is how a name gets altered in hockey. If your name is stroby, it's either strobes or strober. Strober. They do the same amount. Strober. It's a weird. It's a conjugation.

It's not even a... Strober comes like hockey conjugation. Strober is great, eh? Strober's great, dude. When he broke in, man, he first. fought everybody. He fought everyone. Strobber came in here.

Martin Strobe was also the basis for Abba. Okay. Told Guinness World Records, his children were enamored by the latest edition of the organization's book and told him it would be, quote, so cool if he broke a record of his own. They're not making you do it. No. They just said it'd be so cool if you did it.

Yeah, but they know how to push his button. He's divorced and he wants her to be excited. And can I ask you guys as parents, you are a god to your trials? Yes. And then that slowly wanes away over time. Do you think he's trying to hang on to unpressing? The only thing that impresses my girls, they're 12 now, is if a spam call comes in when I'm driving them to or from school, and I improvise with the customer service person selling, they lose their minds.

But you're the only trick that I can do. But now I have four life insurance policies. At first, I thought I'm not good enough at anything to be the best in the world. Well, that's a good confidence. Yeah, great. And I said that to my kids. but after my children showed me all the different records world records I began to think I might be able to find one

that I had a shot of breaking and thus being on the search for a single one I can't hear you over the clout chasing that's happening right now crazy right maybe I could dream I just finished last dance so he he landed the record for the most matches held the nose which stood at tell me what the old record is you don't want to stick that many matches up your nose I was going to say four don't play that way no matches matches 100 and 50 I'm just thinking about this guy being George what kind of matches I mean

yeah like hard long matches maybe I made you think sticking matches up your nose was too easy all right how many how many how many matches he stick in his nose what did you say the old record

I'm gonna I'll just I'll just say 100 I said 140 140 260 how about 68 wow that's a reachable you gotta do one more for the joke You gotta go 69 Or 6.7. It wasn't a thing.

All right. After doing the trial run, I discovered I could both stretch my... You ever say it backwards and see a kid lose their mind? Seven, six. No, you just go, I don't know. It's probably like seven or six people there and they're like... They're like, say it again. Yeah, you're edging.

You should keep doing that on the show. All right. I discovered I could both stretch my nostrils a lot and also ignore the pain from putting all those matches there. So I would say I'm a natural. I did, however, try to find a good technique. because matches kept falling out of my nostrils. Here we go.

Three inserted matches. You're a pro. I meant one or two falling out. I did some more trial runs. What are you doing with your life? Yes, exactly. And did eventually find a technique I could utilize to minimize the number of matches falling out. This is a guy whose ex-wife, new husband is fucking awesome.

And he is trying to. The dedication to a process here. It's just like, you're trial and error. This is Joel and B. Trust me. As a father, I want my children to look up to me in the same way I look up to my father. I look up to my father who's taught me more than I can write down.

Okay. They were getting into the trauma. This is where it's coming. Two questions before we get out of here. Number one, how old is Martin Stroby? 49. 46. 38.

Get your answers in because Martin Stroby is 42. Oh. And how many matches? He eclipsed the record of 6.8. How many matches did Martin Stroby jam into those? 74. 881. 16.

okay one of you is exactly right oh 74 is that what I said stay you staying with us 74 feels good because it's a past at and enough sticking at 81 but I'm gonna stick at 116 because I want him to make me like I want to pretend he's my dad this is exciting all right the all cast on true TV tonight you'll see these guys and us on it here we come on funny just being silly let's let's set our own Guinness record for laughs during a comment and if you're like I'm not really a hockey person but I do love baseball or I love basketball I love college football

then you better watch because that's the best chance we have to do and more in these. We're going to make you love it. Let's do it together. Martin Stroby, thank you Bradmore for stopping by

and I'm going to give you another award because he's stuck 81 next to. And that's the landing. All right, you guys, thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. We love you. Watch tonight and oh, snap,

we got to get back to work. Peace.