Dumb People Town - Chris Sullivan - Dumb Was Us

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

Actor Chris Sullivan (That Was Us podcast) stops by as Jason describes why a Chinese man is suing his girlfriend over a child birth simulation, Randy explains how a screaming Southwest passenger stripped naked during a mental breakdown, and Daniel warns vandalizing food delivery robots, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Quince! Elevate your closet with Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. 

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Hey, Downies, welcome to another episode of Dump People Town. Population. Population Sullivan. Yes. Christopher Columbus Sullivan, the man we love to have back in town every time. Guys, don't mind me. What are you wearing? What's happening here?

Don't mind me. You did a triathlon? Don't mind me. Wait, you did a triathlon? Don't mind me. Wait, which part of the triathlon did you do? Just the end. The medal-getting part.

He did the thalon part. If you go to the Pasadena Rose Bowl Triathlon and offer someone $15 for their metal. They'll give you a medal. They will give it to you. If you just show up. Dan thought he was going to the flea market. Turns out he had to run around the place.

If you just show up really sweaty, they'll give you a. Like I don't care what you just did. We are recording this right after I did the, I should be, full disclosure, the sprint reverse triathlon. So what'd you do? Wait a second. So it's reverse. So the sprint reverse. Marathon? Triathlon. So what'd you do? Wait a second, so it's reverse. So it's reverse, so I think most triathlons are swim, bike, run.

So you get the medal. This is run, bike, swim. Yeah, drown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the swim? It's an Olympic-sized pool, you gotta do what? So it's a 5K run, 15K bike, 150 meter swim, so down, back, down.

Down, back, down. Amazing. Olympic-sized pool, three laps. Whose bike did you steal? Oh man, I've had mine stolen three times. So I'm at the triathlon. I'm on a new bike. Can you bike at the triathlon?

Can you bike in the water? You can't, I mean, of course you can. Dan stole a bike from these karate kids who were wearing skeleton outfits. The bike burned me. Oh my gosh. I was just, that was the one I hadn't prepped enough for. Cause there's too many hills?

It is a little hilly going around that golf course in the back. Yeah. Cause you start out essentially in front of the Rose ball and then you go all the way around around the golf course. That's one 5k. So mentally that's one of the reasons I feel like I could do it is you just tell yourself in the run,

I just have to do this once. Right. And then the bike, you only have to do it three times but the first that like west side is essentially going up and then once you get around the back it's coming it's coming down more west side but it's amazing it was congratulations yeah and we'll be right back with more triathlon talk thanks triathlon people town triathlon people town what's the point of doing this you don't wear a medal you gotta wear the medal.

I'm so proud of you Dan. You're always just two to three years away from holding it up, looking at it and throwing it away. I'm sick and tired of everybody getting a medal Chris. Back in my day when you win you get a medal. You know what I'm tired of is people getting medals and not wearing them every day. Everywhere they go. Flaunting.

If you're going to the participation trophy, participate. Old school guy, so now there's gonna be young people now in 50 years when the pendulum swings back to only the people who win get the medals. They're gonna be like, in my day we all got medals. Now these punks walking around feeling good about themselves because you won, how about a medal if you participate? Yeah, there's bad anger.

He's got like 15, 20 medals. In my day, we all had to get a medal. We all had to wait around afterwards. You couldn't leave. You couldn't just leave with your losing. Highly embarrassing. You had to get a medal that was very... You had to be patronized.

You understand me? We all had hollow victories that we had to sit through. That's funny. We should do that on stage. All right, let's jump into some dumb stories. Here we go. We should do that on stage. I'm doing it. All right, let's jump into some dumb stories. Here we go, the world is dumb, and Carleen McDermott, our dumb foot on the ground,

she be Carleen, she gives us all the good stuff. Dumb boot on the ground. All right, here's the headline. A man in China is reportedly preparing to sue his girlfriend over his childbirth simulation experience. What? Sue his girlfriend. Said you need to feel what

it feels. I see. So he had an experience, something strapped to his own pelvis? I'm not sure. Well, we're going to get into it. But what we do for early love, I think this sure, right? 69. Thanks. That's it. That's early love. That's the beginning and the end. That's early love. 69. Then later in your relationship, it's 11. Yeah. It's more like a 46.

All right, it's a scratch my back. 34 and a half. Scratch my back while I eat these carrots. All right, the boyfriend. You both make a four. The boyfriend whose identity has not been revealed, for obvious reasons. No, it's definitely.

He's not someone who wants the world. He doesn't want that smoke. You got a bitch about it. He's filing under an alias, for sure. Initially turned down the idea. He needs like, put that in the article. I said no it first. I said no it first, then I came around.

I'm not a rollover guy. Sure. All right, he eventually accepted the challenge. He's trying to make it out like Dan's draft. Like the ice bucket challenge. No, he's trying to make it out like Dan's draft. Like the ice bucket challenge. He's trying to make it out like he deserves a medal, like Dan did. He ran it, alright.

Let's hear him out. The cycling was the hardest part. Any? My favorite Tom Petty song. The cycling. The cycling. Alright, and agreed to sit through the labor pain simulation.

With the use of electric currents, like who's in charge of this thing? Sure. The process is supposed to mimic a woman's contractions prior to the baby's birth, according to South China Morning Post. What happened to just sympathizing? Yeah, what happened was just like, I'll help you.

I believe you, that this is horrible. Let me get you the ice chips. She said, listen, there's an easier way out of this. That's right. We could just sympathize. Just get me the ice chips. Randy and I have both passed kidney stones. Okay. Okay.

According to medical science, that is more painful than having a baby. This is what you told your wife. Yeah. As our second child was coming out. Mine was worse! That's right, as it was happening. So smart to do that.

You Googled it? Well, I said it out loud. I made sure she knew as she She was going through the whole- When are you going to simulate my stone coming out? Yeah. Genuine question. Is some kidney stones reach the point of needing an epidural?

So I will tell you what happened to me. Please, slowly. Go slow. Put down that sandwich if you're listening. Mine got impacted. So they had to go in and scrape it out. And there's only one entrance to that club. There's only one way in. Kidney stone, deep impact. There's only one way in. Deep impact. They in and scrape it out. And there's only one entrance to that club. There's only one way in.

Kidney stone, deep impact. There's only one way in. Deep impact, they had to scrape it out. Then once they scrape it out, they don't want scarring to occur on your urethra. So they put a stent in there, which is this thing that keeps everything open, which is as painful up your urethra.

So then when you pee and when you contract after you're done peeing, it's the most painful thing in the world. So that for nine days. Then I walked into the doctor's office and this woman's like, I'm gonna take it out. You wanna watch it on the screen? I'm like, wait, you're not gonna give me any,

how do you take it out? She's like, we go with a little hook. I'm like, you go with a little hook. Go with a little hook. Like at the Apollo? One way in. The Sandman comes up and sweeps it off. And she's like, you'll feel a total,

it'll feel painful for a second and then a total release. I'm like, I don't want it to be painful for even one second. Also, don't be saying total release anymore. Yeah, I know. In the dinosaur. In that area. Good point.

And she pulled it out and it did feel like a total relief and release. And I watched it on a TV screen as it happened. It was crazy. Let's go to that clip. We're gonna show you that clip right now. And you brought a clip, Jay, didn't you? Where was that podcast?

That is, that's on my IMDb. Electric shocks on your stomach. Electric shocks mimic women's contractions. The girlfriend explained on social media that the simulation process gradually increases the intensity of pain for the first 90 minutes. That's insane. Wow.

The first. The first. The first 90 minutes. All right. First 90 is one of my favorite. Then, the remainder of the experience, administers go to the maximum level intensity. She said, further details about the simulation were not clear, because I guess she wants to keep it a secret.

Yeah. For her next relationship. Victim. The woman noted that her family's intention was never to harm the man. Okay, so now she's bringing in her family's intention. This was my uncle's idea. Sure. Sure. I had nothing to do with this. Or were they all there?

Yeah. Watching? He arrived and he's like, well, what are they doing? No, they're watching. This was their choice. I can't- Mamaw? They didn't love you. Mamaw.

Mamaw. Mamaw. Chinese mamaw? Chinese mamaw made this happen. They weren't trying to hurt the man, simply make him endure what a woman goes through during labor. Which is pain. Okay, the other half of this that is parenthetical

is that, because they don't believe he thinks it's that big of a deal. It sounds like he started this. He definitely started. Whatever! It can't be that bad. This conversation started on a deck. It can't.

Definitely. Started on a deck. Definitely. And it did below deck. Right, and he's holding like two drinks. And not one of them is for her. Right, yeah, yeah. He got two for himself.

Oh babe, you got one for me? No, I'm just almost done with this one and then I'm jumping onto this one. So it's three men who have children and I assume have witnessed pregnancies. Yeah. Yeah. How much did your perception of what a woman goes through

change from going into it to during it, and then your reflection afterwards to be like, I will say, What do you think? Because he might be an idiot. I will say, it didn't look that bad. Yeah, so easy. I will say here, it didn't look like. Not ideal, no's so easy. I will say here and now.

Not ideal, no. It is the most insane. The only thing that was shocking to me were the electric shocks that I took in the simulation. Yeah. Chris is like, look, I've done a lot of night shoots. I know what discomfort feels like. I've been up for 16 hours.

There are moments where I mean, when we're outside shooting and they take the jacket off and there's that blast of cold. That's right. They don't know what paid. I'm just curious if this guy is like they haven't had a kid and so he's an idiot or he has witnessed the miracle of birth and was like it's not that bad. No biggie. Yeah. Either way. Because he's dumb. Both are bad. He didn't realize that there was a way they could prove it. Right, right. He's like whoop you stepped into the territory. I said do you want to try and he said what do you mean? If anyone listening has the option,

I'm not gonna go a first 90 minutes, but if anyone listening has the option to give someone this procedure, I will do it for the Patreon for like two minutes. I would be willing to do it. You know, there was a great, was it the Magic House? I think it was the Magic House?

I think it was the Magic House in St. Louis. Great kids museum in St. Louis that had an old earthquake machine where you could, because you never have earthquakes, you stand on this thing and it would simulate what an earthquake would feel like. Like a 4.1, a 4.9, a 5.2. In the Richter scale.

And so I think of that, I think there should be a type of, which doesn't shock you. It was just a Sibian, but you stand on it. Right, that's right. But I think if you could strap on a... I mean, it's some electro... Right, and it sends electric currents, not shocks, but currents. They said these are currents.

Yeah, it's a TENS machine. I'd like to rewind all the way back to the beginning of this story real quick and identify her as not even a wife, as a girlfriend. Girlfriend. Girlfriend. You're like, why? This is not even a lifelong commitment yet.

Right, this is what I would say, why are you getting your girlfriend pregnant? Yeah. Stop. What's worse, her being like, come see me on open mic acoustic night or simulate childbirth, I think. Well, open mic acoustic night. According to this story, you're gonna have to see other people too. Well, open mic is a nice story.

You're gonna have to see other people too. Right. It's a work it out. She might be good, but it's the whole night. That's stay for the whole night, huh? Right. It's a bringer. Sorry, I can't.

It's a bringer. Here she goes, her quote. My boyfriend started screaming and struggling at level what? And I don't even know how high it goes, but. Is it, I guess level two. I bet there's five levels. There's more, seven concentric levels. There's more than five?

More than five levels. I bet there's 30 levels. And I bet he started struggling at level three. I said two. I'll go six. Okay, get your answers in. He started struggling at level eight. Level eight. Okay.

Swearing and crying at level what? 12. 10. 15. One of you is exactly right. eight. Okay. Swearing and crying at level what? 12. 10. 15. One of you is exactly right. 10. 15. 10.

Wow. By the end, he was gasping for air. So they were higher than level 10. Oh yeah. The girlfriend claimed she wanted her fiance to experience a woman's struggles before they tied the knot. The woman recalled constantly wiping her boyfriend's sweat with her sister's help.

See? See, there are other people there. Wait, but how much help do you need to wipe sweat? Yeah, Mimi. Babe, it feels like it's one person. Suzie, where are you? I am all over the right side of his forehead. It was her hand, but her sister was holding her wrist.

You're not wiping your quadrant. Move it over there. Do you think he's on a bed, on the floor, on the couch? Did he start standing? I think he's on all fours. At what level did he shit himself? That's probably a part of it too. Once you said wiping, I went there.

And he endured the simulation for how long? Well, you said the first 90 minutes, so. How long did he endure it? It's more than 90. Four hours and 30 minutes, so. So how long did he endure it? It's more than 90. Four hours and 30 minutes. He went 390. Which would be considered a short labor, right? Yes, which is the first half of the Irish.

This dude's getting spit wiped. I know. Less than 90 minutes in. Spit wiped. He's getting his spit shined. And you're right. Four hours in the context of doing this seems insane. Four hours in the context of labor,

you're like, oh, quick labor. Yeah. Quick labor. Three, 320. 320, get your answers in. I'll go two hours. Two hours, get your answers in. Sorry, Dan, didn't mean to cut you off.

That's fine. Three hours, very close. Well done, Christopher. Once the ordeal came to an end, he was exhausted, puking and suffering abdominal pain. Wow. Good, good. Did he have a boy or a girl? This is like, now I get to go on every guy's weekend.

For the rest of my life. Why? For the rest of this relationship. He just did something that's natural for women. I know, but he. No, he's gotta go to work the next day. And they won't stop talking about it, Daniel. For the rest of their lives.

He's gotta go to work the next day and make 70 cents on the dollar. It never ends. He gets told to smile more by every person he sees. That's right. That's right. He has to really give like. It's like the game.

It's like that full immersion experience. Yep. When the pain and discomfort continued for how long after the thing? Three weeks. So he did it for three hours. Did it for three hours. Four days.

Four days after. Three weeks. Three weeks after. Oh, I'll go three hours. Did it for three hours. Four days. Four days after. Three weeks. Three weeks after. I'll go six hours. How about one week? One week. Pain persistent for a week. He was hot. He was hospitalized and found to have suffered permanent damage. Oh my God. Physical or emotional? Doctors apparently found irreversible damage in the boy's abdomen. Boyfriend's abdomen. I was like wait how old is this boy? At this seven year old's abdomen. I forget to say she's in third grade. It's an arranged marriage. I was told as a quote my boyfriend had part of his small intestine removed. She was

told? By who? I guess they're not speaking. I mean, clearly. She had to be told. I heard mamma told her. Why are you guys having a baby? The girlfriend wrote on social media. Couple's engagement was canceled. Sure, of course. And the boyfriend's mother warned the girlfriend about visiting him in the hospital.

Wow. So now his mom is stepping in and be like, bitch, no. But also, take it off. Take it off. Take it off. No, you don't get to. But also, take it off. Take it off. Take it off. No, you can't. You can't, you must be, I mean, it must be, it's Velcro, it's gotta be Velcro.

At best. Can't. It might just be tens units where it's just little sticky pants. Yeah. Take it off. You can't, he's not going to, because he doesn't wanna seem like he can't handle it.

The mother also claimed her son was preparing to sue her. Good. Good. The mother? No. I am willing to take full responsibility as long as he recovers, the girlfriend wrote on social media. I wouldn't say her, good. The mother? No. I am willing to take full responsibility as long as he recovers, the girlfriend wrote on social media. I wouldn't say full responsibility anywhere.

Don't say that. Several social media full term. It doesn't sound like this woman has given birth. Right. She's a girlfriend. So now, yeah, this is how we resolve it. Yeah, so he's the only one who's been through childbirth? Yeah. In the couple. In the couple.

Several social media users sided with the upset boyfriend, one saying, typical labor pain lasts almost 10 minutes. Yeah. At most 10 minutes. This girlfriend and her family seems crazy. So I will say this, in the labor process, as you know, as you're watching this, it comes in waves.

It comes in waves. So it's super, super intense, like this person said, at most for 10 minutes, usually like two or three minutes, then it subsides. It feels like a kidney stone. It's super intense, you're on the floor, literally in the fetal position crying, and then another second later you're like,

I'm okay, I'm okay, and then it hits you again. Right, it comes in waves. This girlfriend and her family seem crazy, sue that insane girlfriend. One argued that childbirth cannot be truly simulated as it is a complex mix of physical and emotional, who are you, Dr. Phil? Right. Yeah. Why don't you chill out? Many women know how to now choose painless labor, which is true, right? Yeah. Epidural. Get epidural. You don't feel anything. My wife is like,

can I get an epidural three weeks before I deliver no my wife on her last delivery asked too late she was like I'll get that epidural and the nurse just laughed she was like oh we're way past that really yeah she was that's like to walking seven holes of a golf course being like I need a cart and like no you're can't get too far out there yeah so you gotta now walk the last 11. It's exactly like that. Two epidurals in the last year and a half. Oh, for your bad back, Dan.

Yeah, just that injury. Do they help? Yeah, for sure. How long? It's quite a while. It was excruciating pain getting the epidural. Oh, it's a giant needle that they shoot into you. You can feel the medicine or steroids or whatever go deeper and deeper

and deeper. The thing I learned, epidural is a procedure. And then you, on the back end of that is, what are you getting it for? It's like having a cast. It might mean you broke your leg, it might mean you broke your arm. You just go, oh, I got a cast. So I got an epidural. It hurts so bad. And I asked, I go, is it this painful for women in labor? And they said, well, when a woman gets an epidural, her body's already in a state of trauma. So the body is not recognizing this pain at all. Right. It does not understand this. Yeah, like that doesn't. But for me, it was...

That sounds like someone was copping out cuz Rachel's first step of girls She didn't feel a thing right also wasn't in any pain. Oh really? Yeah, and mine was and maybe it's where you need to talk You're shooting into you why they shoot into your penis right into the wrong way Only one way out can't feel it anymore now. I have a kink Many women in your you realize you love it. No This woman's actions should have legal consequences. Why? He agreed to it. He could have just taken it off. Take it off! 100%. That's all I got.

If you're in any situation where someone needs to wipe the spit off your mouth, things aren't going well. And a sister? At all. This is on a societal level too. The amount of things women have been through in China, I think this guy could take a little bit of it. But yeah, it must have been that he was getting constant, it wasn't waves, right? The body was in the way of handling it for hours. No, it's not like they were just turning a knob higher and higher and higher, and it was just consistent.

The more he's, like they're enjoying it. It's like the opening scene, that scene with Bill Murray in Ghostbusters. Yeah, yes, Absolutely what it is. And the question really is, why were all the family wearing lab coats? You didn't do that. Yeah, they commit to the bit.

And this was in Wuhan, I forgot to add. Okay, great. All right, that's story number one, down the books. When we come back, we'll find out how you can follow and watch Chris Sullivan and all the things that he's doing. And his podcast. His podcast, all the great stuff that Chris Sullivan's doing and our stuff too. It's Dumb People Town with the great Chris Sullivan and all the things that he's doing. And his podcast, all the great stuff

that Chris Sullivan's doing, and our stuff too. It's Dumb People Town with the great Chris Sullivan. We'll be right back. Stick around, make a sound. There's more Dumb People Town. Hey guys, welcome back to the show. Before we jump into a little Chris Sullivan action, Jay, let's tell them what we have going on.

So I'm not sure when this is dropping, but we know for a fact that in April, let's just start there. Yeah, April 3rd through the 5th, but we know for a fact that in April, let's just start there. Yeah, April 3rd through the 5th, we're gonna be at Comedy Works in Denver, which is in South Club, the Landmark Club. The Landmark Club, it's gonna be really fun. Fantastic, every time we go there, it's wonderful.

Great fans, great comedy fans, and great shows. So very excited about those shows. We're doing the Rialto Theater, our buddy Hayes. Yep, Hayes Primer. Hayes Primer, and we're doing this Cancer Benefit, which is on the 15th. Tuesday the 15th. So the 15th of April, we might slide another date

somewhere in the middle on that 16th, slide it in, two fingers in on the 16th, and then we're doing Moon Tower. We have a couple of other dates, we're doing the historic Everett Theater in just about 30 miles north of Seattle on Saturday, May 17th. And then I think we're gonna do the Pendry,

headline down at the Pendry Hotel, which has got a really cool room in the back of it. Here in Southern California. Here in Southern California, Newport Beach on June 13th. We'll get that all down, superscalars.com for everything. Then Taggots, there will be Taggots. There will be Taggits, they said.

On the 23rd of April, Earthquake's gonna be on that one. Howie Mandel's gonna be on that one. Annie Letterman, just great people through, I think Fahim may be on that one. Great people throughout. And then on May, May 21st, I believe Daniel, if you're around, you're gonna do that one. And we've got some other people doing that.

So again, Superscalers.com. We'd love to see other people doing that. So again, supersquadrots.com, we'd love to see what all those shows. And Chris, how can people listen to your pod, follow you, all that stuff? Oh yeah, you can check me out on Sullivan Graham's on Instagram, you can also follow That Was Us, or That Was Us on Instagram is the name of the podcast that myself, Mandy Moore and Sterling K. Brown are doing,

doing a rewatch of the entire series of This Is Us, talking to all of our cast and crew and friends and fans and all of those things. Stories from the shows. Stories from the show. Stories from current life. I like when you guys sort of like deviate off a little bit and just talk about the new show Paradise.

I just feel bad for it. No, but it is great to hear about like, reflecting on storylines in the show, but also stuff in your own life and where you drew on for that stuff. I feel really bad for Sterling K. Brown that he's not getting any work. Yeah. Can we help him get some? If you've seen episode three of Paradise, the wonderful new show, there's a shower scene

I know involving Sterling K. Brown that makes you realize that anyone who's ever tried to do a shower scene has failed. Right. Yeah. And Sterling K. Brown. you realize that anyone who's ever tried to do a shower scene has failed right yeah and Sterling K Brown he's so Insanely low-key ripped yeah like he he dresses and his roles and stuff's tend to not like he hasn't done a Marvel or any of that stuff He does I bet he does. Oh he's in Marvel. I mean you're Marvel He was in Black Panther he had a small role in Black Panther way back when. The opening of that. Yeah, he's in Marvel shape and always has been.

And don't get him wrong, he makes sure that at least once a project the shirt is off. Sure. Oh, I mean, Stranger Than Fiction, all of a sudden you're like, he's probably operating at 5% body fat? I don't care. If I had that body, I would be doing this podcast. I would be doing audio formats. I'd be doing MPR interviews.

But the three of you is a really good dynamic too for the watch along. Like it's so many areas of the show and all of your perspectives and you had different shooting schedules and. It's cool. It works out good. It's a good show. It's a really, really good show. So whether you watch the show and all of your perspectives and you had different shooting schedules. It's cool. It works out good, it's a good show. It's a really, really good show.

Whether you watch the show or not, it's just a fascinating. That was us. That was us. Yeah, find us on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. Boom. I love it. All right, let's jump into the story. I got one sent by Dave Fournier at DP Fournier 2.

Screaming Southwest passenger, this just happened. Strips naked on plane, shocking fellow flyers, including children. Well, I mean, as of us recording this, you know, it's a huge Southwest day. You heard the news, right? Because they're now no more. No more check bags. No more free check bags. They're done with that.

All right. And then they started doing red eyes, which is nice. And then starting next year, no more open seating. Do you think the check bag thing is why this guy lost his heme? Well, you think it's a man. He heard, oh! Hey now!

You did just say Southwest passenger, all right. Are you ready for this? And this is New York Post, so I warn you in advance that they're gonna try and get cute. We're going to pun People Town? We're just pun People Town, here we go. Well, but here's the thing, by the way, we've all been on the Southwest flights

where like there's little turbulence and then they throw like the nuts down the aisle. Yeah. And this is where the nuts came out early. Yeah. And it wasn't a result. Whose nuts? Whose nuts?

These nuts. All right, all right. People are wearing less and less on the runway. Get out! Stop! That's it! Get out! Shut up New York Post, you jerks.

They freaking jerk. High five for that one. The Southwest flight bound for, where do you think it was-fived over that one. The Southwest fight bound for, where do you think it was bound for? Where do you think this fight was bound for? Fish in a barrel a little bit. Vegas. Miami. Miami was my guess.

Miami was my guess. Get your answers in, townies. Phoenix, Arizona, which is, by the way, another. No, Duran, I tell you, we were in. The Miami of the dead. No, we were in Scottsdale. Scottsdale is like the new Vegas. We went to this restaurant.

No, it was a brunch place on a Friday. On a Friday morning at like 10 in the morning. We had just done all our press, and the guy who was driving us was like. Called Hash House. He's like, where do you wanna go? And we're like, I don't know, take us to a brunch place, Hash House.

We roll up to this like, it's in a strip mall, it's like separated from the strip mall. Sure. Line of 100 people out, like literally waiting to get in. Trying to get in, DJ, so loud inside. Full blast. Tons of people at the bar drinking. 2 a.m. at the club DJ.

Like that loud for brunch. And I'm like, oh man, are you trying to DJ our old asses out of here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I can't even hear, I can't even hear, I can't even hear, I can't even hear, I can't even hear, try to eat at that restaurant. Well who was it, Moby's Restaurant?

No, it was some restaurant in Silver Lake, and even hear, I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I can't even hear.

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I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I, we ate outside. We ate outside. We didn't have time. We were starving. We've been up for like five hours. Let me say this. Two bachelor parties that were there and going on, recognized us and were talking to us across the bar. We see this woman with a tight bun freckles on her face. She looked probably about like 5 10. It was in flip flop in like athletic gear and flip flops and rain is like that's Diana. That's Diana. No, it's, it's gotta be Diana. I was like, I'm going over there to say something. Do flops. And Randy's like, that's Diana Tarassi. That's Diana Tarassi. No, it's not. It's gotta be Diana Tarassi. I was like, I'm going over there to say something to Diana. Do not go over there.

And then we got over and I was like, she's not in good enough shape for it to be Diana. We got over close enough and I'm like, either Diana Tarassi is not as good of shape. Let herself go. Yeah, as good as we think. Too much time at the hash house. At the hash house, I'm like, why is she at the hash house?

She should be, she's playing right now. All right go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, And if my plane has to turn around because of one other passenger, you would get this before the police took them off. You would call your wife and put her on speaker phone and be like, explain why this shit happened. I would say to the person, bitch, start talking to my wife. You owe my wife an explanation. And if you don't, I'm gonna take your face, I'm gonna slam it on the edge of it.

That'll be easy until your teeth come out. I'm gonna watch your teeth like chicklings hit the Yeah, you're on. Until your teeth come out. I'm gonna watch your teeth like chicklings hit the floor. Stop it. You're not going home then either. Listen, that's right. At this point I'm late, I might as well have a real reason. That's right.

That this asshole. What are those slides for? Shoot them out the side. And then just keep going. And keep fucking going. It would be great if they did just say like, hey, we're going to bring up the stairs. We've got somebody that's got to get off because they're not going back to the door. Knock them off.

And then tell them, figure out how to get back. You figure out how to get back to the door. No, they're not going to let them run around. Yeah, you do let them run around the time. Yeah, you do it. If they run over, you get run over. You pull up an old school sliding door van, pulls up right next to the plane like an abduction. Yeah, throw them in.

Throw them in. the plane keeps going. Stripped naked and began screaming at the top of her lungs before takeoff. Okay, all right. Came as a complete surprise to everyone. One female eyewitness said, who opted to remain anonymous, why? Why would you remain anonymous?

She did not want any part of it. I don't want it. Just say her first name. And an initial. Point is, we can find this video, this video exists. Of shock and shock. Oh, there's 100%. The plane was tagged.

His clothes come off slow enough for everyone to have their phones out. As soon as anyone on a plane reaches this volume, I'm sorry, what? People are like, phones. I'm sorry, what? That's it. That's all it takes.

We got a live one back here. The plane was tan so loud from like 12 rows back. Everything all right up there? Yeah, that's all it takes. We got a live one back here. Okay, the plan was Dan so loud from like 12 rows back, everything all right up there? Yeah, that's all right. Are we good? All right, the plan was taxing down the runway in preparation to depart which airport? Where do you think it was coming from?

Oh, on its way to Phoenix? On its way to Phoenix, but what airport do you think it was going to? Short flight. Now Dan, you know Southwest airports. Regional, more regional than not. So what do you think? I like the way you're thinking.

I'm gonna go Atlanta. Too far, San Diego. San Diego, okay, that's a good one. I'm gonna say Vegas. That's actually a really good guess. Prepare to depart Hobby Airport in Houston. Houston Hobby, yeah. When the woman who was still fully clothed at the time walked to the front of the plane and

demanded to be let off the flight. Good. Let her off. Yep. She started jumping up and down, screaming at the top of her lungs. When the aircraft continued to move, the passenger proceeded to strip off all her clothes

from her hat to her shoes. Now let's have an uncomfortable conversation right here. And this is just the truth. From her hat to her shoes. Got it. Hat to shoes. This is the uncomfortable conversation we here. And this is just the truth of it. From her hat to her shoes, got it. Hat to shoes. This is the uncomfortable conversation we have. If the woman is hot and if she's like, you know they take a little extra time to get her wrapped up. You know what I'm saying?

Like there's a- I don't know, the three of us just don't say a word. No, no. No, no. I'm just saying, I'm just saying a reality of life. Depends, depends. I will say this. I say if you need, if you are, she didn't go with violence.

No. Which I applaud. A lot of people go with violence in this situation and she went with something that was definitely gonna get this plane turned around. This plane is taken off, you know what else is taken off? Am I close? I wonder at what point they realized what was happening. She's like this plane is taken off. You know, what else is taken off? Yeah my clothes

Cuz that hat goes off you're like hey put that pick that hat back up. Yeah. Hey, all right She gave it the old like 1940s baseball Weaver in a fight with an umpire tip of the cat What are you trying to fight and then shortly after there then you're fighting an invisible umpire tip of the cat. She has a jacket on and they're like, Oh, what are you trying to fight? And then shortly after that, then you start an invisible umpire. And she took her fingers and she said there are two emergency exits and she pointed down herself. Yeah, that was the last straw. You don't mock a Southwest flight attendant. We do the jokes around. We make the jokes, but it would have been funny if someone threw the nuts. That's right.

Footage shows the nude flyer walking up and down the aisle in full view of the passengers, including young children. It was evident she was having a breakdown. Sure. At one point, the traveler started banging on the cockpit doors in her birthday suit, demanding to be let in, and even started rubbing her naked body all over a female flight attendant.

Interesting, they haven't restrained her at this point. Right, I mean, they've allowed her to do a lot. How do you, how? Again, I think it's because she's, I don't know. All the while, passengers. To be naked and banging on a cockpit. Passengers tried to remain calm. You know one drunk guy was like, I get her, I got her.

Well, I was gonna ask you guys. I got her. At what point. Somebody thought it was a new feature. At what point do you think you would step in and out? Step in and out? To apprehend her? Oh, I mean. Me?

Yeah. No, not doing it. Never, never. Just don't wanna get, I don't wanna, I don't wanna. I'm not putting my hands on any woman. No, I don't wanna accidentally hurt anybody. That's a part of the in public. You don't wanna hurt someone. You don't wanna lie.

Because what happens if you, okay. Let me say, if you're in the air, does that change it for you? Yes. Oh yeah, because you're trying to protect. Oh, she's rushing the cockpit, yes, I'm rushing it. Yes, I'm tackling say, if you're in the air, does that change it for you? Yes. Oh yeah, because you're trying to protect. Oh, she's rushing the cockpit, yes, I'm rushing it. Yes, I'm tackling her, if that's the case. But the truth is, if you-

I am saying to a flight, if I'm up near the bulkhead, I am saying to a flight attendant, yeah, you need help here? What's the plan? What do you need from me? But also in this situation, you can clearly see that she's unarmed. Right, well that's true.

Yeah, so. She's unlegged too. All right, all the while passengers tried to remain calm. I was just hoping that the plane didn't take off, well that's true. She's on leg, she's on leg too. All right, all the while passengers tried to remain calm. I was just hoping that the plane didn't take off. A witness recounted, fortunately the aircraft returned to the gate, cutting the pre-flight strip T short. It wasn't a pre-flight strip T.

And I don't think you cut it short. If we're rubbing on doors and walking up and down aisles putting on a show. That's a full set. Yeah. That's a full stripper. She made it through a song and a half. When the door opened. Do you think someone on their phone just held up,

Sweet Child of Mine? Yeah, that's right. I knew you were going to say Sweet Child of Mine. Coming up next to this day. We got tigers all the way. It's J.G. Freight is all the way. When the door opened, an airline worker boarded and covered the woman with his semen.

No, with a blanket. But she ran out of the airplane. The nudist. Now we're calling her the nudist, again, which was amazing. Adrian Brody. It's my favorite Adrian Brody movie that hasn't been made. So Adrian Brody has done The Pianist and The Brutalist and The Nudist is next.

He will play this woman. That guy survived the Holocaust like three times. He really has, he's the nudist. And by the way, please, I said this over and over again, please do not tell me what happens in his speech, I'm binge watching it. This speech.

I'm halfway through it. Please don't. Log us one over. All right, he's been there before. Detained and transported in the hospital for a medical evaluation, according to the representative of the Houston police. I would say that's needed.

They said the culprit is not facing any charges. Interesting. That's interesting. Indecent exposure. facing any charges. Interesting. That's interesting. Indecent exposure? Right. Her antics caused the plan to get delayed for how long before departing to Phoenix? I would go crazy on this one.

Well, this is an issue because, you know, a lot of times they're in and out with these flights. So like if that gate's already taken, they can't go, usually can't go right back to that gate. Two hour delay. That's a good guess. Two hour delay, what do you think? Yeah, I was going to say it feels more like a tosser and get back out there, so I'll say

47 minutes. Great. I'll go four hours. Four hours. Get your answers in, Tony. This delay, it caused the plane to be delayed from Hobby Airport in Houston to Phoenix one hour. Oh wow, well done.

One hour. You want to know why? There's a blurred out version of it that I'm gonna show you, is just if you can see the woman. Let me see. Lot of heads down. Lot of looking away and heads down. I mean, this is where I wish Adam Ray was on this flight because he would have had like,

something hilarious. She has the wherewithal to be bracing both overhead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch still on. Watch still on. Well, that's, yeah, more difficult Watch still on. Watch still on. Well, that's more difficult to get off. Naked and yet has a lot of baggage. Her dancer name is Turbine.

A lot of baggage. I have never been on a quicker turnaround than when the airline is at fault for something. Because they want you away from the Wi-Fi, away from cellular service, and back in the sky as soon as possible. Oh my god. They want you out. I don't want to give people a ton of control, but doesn't it sort of feel like if a passenger comes up to you once the plane has started moving and says, I need to get off this flight,

you should just do it? Like it's not going to get better? No. Like you're not going to talk? I'm not going to get better. No, you're not going to, it won't get going to get better. No, you're not going to. It won't get easier. If they say, oh, I'm sorry I got up.

I'm just feeling really nervous. There might be an avenue there. Yeah. But if they're like, I have to get off this flight, it is not going to get better. No, no, no. As can we go to her for not waiting to the air as comedians. How do you feel about the Southwest approach of of levity in the. So I used to hate it.

You used to hate it. And then someone explained to me that so many people have so much anxiety flying, and I don't, that it really helps them realize that this is like nothing, like this is a joke, this is all a joke. I never hated the comedy. I always hated how hard people laughed at it. This bothered me.

There it is. This bothered me because I'm like, we're trying to be craftsmen of this whole thing. And like the cheapness with which these guys crush, I'm like, it's like watching a street performer like have like 800 people around them and just kill. The greatest joke I've heard on one of these flights, perfect, hold on, listen, it was perfectly delivered.

It was not delivered by a flight attendant. Unlike your roasted nuts. It was delivered by the pilot. Okay. Wheels, touchdown, we're landing. Wheels, touchdown. You hear the, and he goes, we made it. Funny.

That was it. And didn't say another word. He sighed? He sighed, he goes, we made it. Funny. That was it. And hung up, didn't say another word. He sighed? He sighed, he goes, hoo, we made it. That's good. Tight writing. Nobody even noticed.

It was incredible. I was like, whoa! I was all by myself. That's good timing. That's good timing. Celebrating it. There you go, we don't know how old the woman was, we don't know what cup size she was.

Just know that this is. It's all just one cup of whatever you're gonna drink. It's all one naked girl, one cup. All right, there you go, that's story number two down the road. Dan, give us a little teaser where we can see in story number three. Oh, two idiots against a food delivery robot. Yeah.

Ooh, you knew these stories would start popping up. Chris Elvin's with us when we come back. We'll find out what Daniel Van Kirk has going on. We'll be right back. Stick around, make a sound. There's more to F*****g Town. Townies, Sclarz, you know when a shirt becomes your new go-to shirt? Yes.

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I've never had one of those shirts. As we roll into summer, Dan, this is what you will wear. This is your nighttime because it gets so cool here. I already love it. I'm like picturing myself at the cabin wearing my shirt from Quince. I mean you, when it becomes the thing that you reach for, you know you have those clothes.

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Yeah. Welcome back to the show. Chris Sullivan is our guest. I think you know him. He's a wonderful dude. One of my closest friends. He was amazing. If you aren't familiar with all of his work,

if you don't know This Is Us, he was amazing in that. If you don't know Guardians of the Galaxy, he's Taserface, one of the great hilarious characters. Yeah, you got to do the comedy and intensity. It's so good. The drop? The drop. If you showed up in Stranger Things season one.

If you're just listening, maybe this. The Nick? The Nick. Uh-oh, guess what day it is. Yeah, there it is. Guess what day it is. So good there it is. Guess what day it is. So good. Is that Geico pump day?

I wasn't gonna say the name of the company. We're trying to get them. Camping. We'll get them back. Camping. Camping, camping. Camping with. The smash hits. No, it was John Regie ruzzing it.

Yeah. Regie who's our buddy. And when does your movie come out? Do we know? What's the other one? The Soderbergh movie is out presence. It's out now? Yeah. The black. Coupleh movie is out, Presence. It's out now? Yeah.

The Black. Couple of weeks, bud. Black Bag. Couple of weeks. Did you promote this? Yeah. And I didn't see it. Listen.

Black Bag? No, no, no. Soderbergh. So Soderbergh makes so many movies. He had two movies out at the same time, Presence, a ghost story starring me and Lucy Liu. Nice. Nice.

And then the Soderbergh movie, Black Bag. We just hung out. The University of Michigan's own Lucy Liu. That's right, I've got another movie coming out called Mercy with Chris Pratt and then a TV show called Devil in Disguise, John Wayne Gacy starring Michael Cherness. Ooh.

What? Who do you play him at? I play the lead prosecutor. Ooh, are you serious? You get to go after Gacy? The lead prosecutor whose name was Bill Kunkel. Kunkel? Is that the most Midwestern name you've ever heard?

Kunkel also sounds like something like, when your ankles are canted to your balls. Did you feel like you had to put an affect on your voice at all? I gave it a little. You gave it a little? You don't need to do much. No, I just tucked it back a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

As he knows. Wow. Amazing. Yeah, yeah, I've seen all the dots before. It's pretty intense and unbelievable. That story is going to be awesome. I'm so happy.

Smell the vent. As far as me, Daniel Van Kirk dot com to see me in Milwaukee and Janesville and Louisville. Just announced I'm headlining the Limestone Comedy Festival in Indianapolis. That's on the 29th and 30th.

And if it looks weird, if you go to look at my dates, yes. Is that in Indianapolis or Bloomington? Bloomington, sorry. Don't say Indianapolis, it's Bloomington. Yeah, I'm sorry, I fucked that up. But I am doing a show in Bloomington on the 30th in the afternoon, I'm doing one on the 29th as well. And then I'm going straight to Louisville

to do a show that night. So I am gonna be in both cities that day. Yeah, yeah, it's about two hours. And we're doing something together. Yes, so. We're coming into guest host. Yes, it's out now. Rory Scoville had moved to Denver

and we both still really love pen pals. And so he is like, stepping away seems harsh to say, but he's not gonna be- Giving you the opportunity. He's not gonna be guest hosting. I forced him out. Yeah, so I'm gonna have guest hosts for a month at a time and Rory will still drop in throughout the year.

If I let him. Chris Sullivan and I right now, Pen Pals. Sullivan is the gatekeeper. Pen Pals is the guest host for the month. I can't wait to do it. You guys are definitely going to do it. Oh, we'll definitely do it. Individually.

So people should go check that out and listen to Chris and I joke around and read letters. Pen Pals is still chugging along. And then my podcast, The Midnight Air, right here every Monday night on all things comedy. Okay, ready? Dumb little story. Two students facing felony charges. Sent in by? Brian at MACA.

M-A-C-C-A-G-U-Y. Maca guy. Maca guy. Make America cool constantly. Cool constantly. Again. Thanks, Brian. Two students facing felony charges after vandalizing food delivery robot.

Okay. So you knew it was gonna happen. I see these people are gonna be in the same situation. I'm gonna be in the same situation. I'm gonna be in the same situation. I'm gonna be in the same situation. I'm gonna be in the same situation. I'm gonna be in the same situation. I'm gonna be in the same situation. I'm gonna be in the same situation. I'm gonna be in the same situation. I'm gonna be in the same situation. Again. Thanks, Brian. All right. Two students facing felony charges after vandalizing food delivery robot.

Okay. So you knew it was going to happen. I see these little robots. Have you ever gotten, have any of you guys done food delivery robot? No, I haven't gotten food from that because they can't come up the hill to me. That's right. Yeah, not enough horsepower. But not enough horsepower.

But I do sometimes like to stand in their way and block them for a second. But I've been told- These are the ones with the computer eyes. Eyes, yeah. They're like lolly. Do they roll them? No. But then I've been told. These are the ones with the computer eyes. Yeah. They're like lolly. Do they roll them? No.

But then I've told there's like a command center, so when they do reach an obstacle or don't move for a while, someone can like jump into control of it and see what's going on. And then try to like maneuver around a randomly parked car. So this is the problem. When we start automating everything,

if you got a robot and you got a Waymo and they're both in each other's way, nobody knows who has the right, who has the right away and you can't negotiate it. Work it out. You know who has the right away? Your refrigerator. My neighborhood is where Waymos go to hang out. Really? Got nothing else to do. So they drive circles until they find a place to parallel park. And then I'm not kidding. They practice their parallel parking in my neighborhood.

Stop. Who's doing it? Go in and out. Who's, who's controlling it? Nobody. I don't know. I don't know. I sound like an old guy.

I'm like, I don't know. They're literally, there's no, I haven't taken one yet. They know there's parking. They know there's no permits and they just drive around and my kids are out in the street riding their bikes and they roll up and they stop and there's plenty of parking, they know there's no permits, and they just drive around, and my kids are out in the street riding their bikes, and they roll up, and they stop, and there's a standoff between two toddlers and a Waymo. I was sexually harassed by my Waymo driver. Get outta here.

That was not fair. Yeah, well you're mean to yourself. And also, last time I take a stick shit. And you said, let me outta here. I said, let me. It's the last time you wear short shorts on a ride. Took all your clothes off. Did you see what I was wearing?

Knoxville, Tennessee. Yep, I know it well. Rock City. Good old Rocky Top. Two students at the University of Tennessee are facing felony vandalism charges after vandalizing a food delivery robot on campus, the UT Police Department said.

They drew a penis on it. You knew that was coming. Brock Garland. Perfect. Is that the guy's name? Yes. Brock Garland is a tight end. Brock Garland.

Yeah. Go Vols. Roll it all the way. Go Vols is a tight end. Brock Garland. Yeah. Brock Garland. Rolls. Roll it all together. Go Vols, Brock Garland. Brock Garland. Good ol' Garland. Brock Garland.

Good ol' Brock Garland. Brock Garland is the name of everyone who goes to the University of Tennessee. That's right. Also, it sounds like a high school. Yeah. I'm hoping to get into Brock Garland. Yeah.

So this year, University of Tennessee admitted 8,000 women and 7,000 Brock Garland's. That's what it says. Brock Garland and, and if I don't get into Brock Garland, I'm gonna go to Patrick Callahan. Yeah, I'm gonna go to him. Automotive, technical institute. Get into Pat Callahan.

Pat Callahan, technical you. Brock Garland and Patrick Callahan went to grab food from the delivery robot on Friday. Kicked it over. Around 8 p.m. according to police. After, go ahead. Two guys who would have sex with and tip a cow. You didn't trust them with a food delivery robot?

After they grabbed the food, both men tried to shove the antenna of the robot inside the top compartment. Why? Callahan. Push it back in. Callahan. Stuff it in well.

It's one of those big floppy flags, right? Stomp it in well. Probably so that you can see it movingahan! Stuff it in bro. It's one of those big floppy flags right? Stuff it in bro. Probably so that you can see it moving. Right. Stuff it in bro. That's how it connects with whatever. What are you doing Brock? You're just like I just don't like this little antenna.

I just want to go fuck itself. Stuff it in bro. We couldn't beat Alabama this year. We can beat this thing. Stuff it in. Callahan then picked up the robot and slammed it into the ground. Garland recorded the incident and sent it to Old Roe Valls Instagram account.

No, so this is how stupid these guys are. First of all, they're the ones getting the food delivered. Couldn't they have gotten away with it? Right, there's tracking on these things. And then they post themselves doing it to social media. And their credit card is on file. Yes. Didn't this just happen in a recent episode of this TV show?

Did some woman rob a wine store or something? And then she got mad that they put her video on Facebook and she called them out on Facebook. So you're basically saying, how can I out myself? Let me count the ways. And they're doing this right now. Let's post this online. What are you going to do tonight? Get food, do the vandalism,

and then tell everyone we did it. Let's have it tracked to our house first. Beat up a robot, have them have our credit cards so they can charge us for beating up a robot, and then confess to it in a public. It's like the scene from Office Space where they're beating the crap out of the fax machine. Damn, the cop is good to be against.

But then, they do a good job of these robots because they all sort of look cute, they sort of feel like Wally's friends. They have to. They do it on purpose. And they should. These two idiots that makes them more evil They look like if Eva became Wally. Yes. Yeah, because Wally's a little different. Wally's the best. One of my favorite movies. Unbelievable movie. Unbelievable. Un-believable movie. The incident was captured on camera. No shit, by them. Yes, by the robots. Also by the robots. Yeah, probably.

Why, why, ow, ow, ow. Yeah, and UT's data logs showed both men had been at the area at the exact time of the offense. What does that mean? These kids have trackers? Yeah, their phones. Their phones. GPS.

Ping them where they are. Their data logs? Yeah, they found them through Uber E GPS. Ping them where they are. Their data logs? Yeah. They found them through UberEats. Right. God. Yeah, right? Right?

Yeah, that's right. Old Row Vols. All one word on Instagram. R-O-W. That's a good follower. Oh, that's, no, I bet. O-L-D-R-O-W-V-O-L-S on Instagram. I'm looking it up right now.

Old Row Vols. Old Row Vols is probably like mgo blog but for them Yeah, so so lovely there. It's probably their blog campus Yeah, that no it's like they write about or t's vols sports. All right, Jay's gonna look it up I didn't think of this but this is fun. Now. I'm gonna use Jason to help me do it. You're on the assist Jay What do you think the follow? Number is of all the old rolls. If it is a blog, 54,000. Really?

I felt 14,000. On IG? Yeah, yeah. I know it. O-L-D-R-O-W-V-O-S. So Old Row, I think is. Wait, do you have a guess, Christopher? I'll go lower than that.

I'll go 6,500. Okay. How about 84,300? What? I was right! You were right. I was right. You guys are tapped into this sort of like,

this discourse of big school. Blogosphere. Like a school that a lot of people want to still love. So the truth is, and this is why our friends at MGO Blog, Seth Fisher and Brian Cook are so, love those guys. That why they're so great is that there is a desire for fan bases of sports teams, specifically colleges, to want information or listen to people discuss it.

So what this- To see people kick the shit out of a robot. But there's no humor in this. There's no humor in this, so I'm not sure why they- Well they sent it to them, they didn't say they posted it. These two idiots are like, we should send this to old Rovales. Also, they didn't think it was fucking funny, man.

Yeah. This wasn't to be funny. We were doing it on it. To be fair, they didn't think it was fucking funny, man. Yeah. This wasn't to be funny. We were doing it on. To be fair, they just showed, like, I'm watching them show, like, a guy jump off of a dumpster on top of a rope. Into a, uh. Oh, he's doing, like, the Buffalo Bills Mafia.

The Buffalo Bills Mafia onto a folding tape. Yeah, it looks like that hurt way more than he thought it was going to. All right, we'll get out of here on this. Like, he, certain body parts that didn't more than he thought it was going to. Yeah, yeah. All right, we'll get out of here on this. Yeah, like he, certain body parts that didn't even hit the table were hurting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

It reverberates. Exactly, how's my spleen involved? Shockwave. You better, you better go to superschoolers.com and keep up with my boys, everything that they're doing. DanielVykirk.com, Chris Sullivan at Sullivan Grams. We should mention 428 is our night court, so it was so fun to do, and hopefully if they get picked up,

we get to do more. Excellent. Okay, the robot, owned by Starship Technology. Yeah, perfect. That band never ends. It's like, first they were Jefferson Airplane, then they were Jefferson Starship, then they were just Starship.

We rebuilt this city just We rebuilt this We rebuilt this city on robot roles, okay The robot cost how much to replace it will end in here. What do you put more than it should? What do you put at the value on our own little wall? One of those robots costs? $22,000. Yeah, it's like if your computer could deliver things. So, you know, the movement fact of it, the motor fact of it, like all of this, I think it's $33,000.

$14,000. $14,000? They have the loss built into the price. Yeah. Because they know this is coming. It's a total loss guys. Sure about owned by Starship Technology Estimated the cost to replace me At 5500

Joke as he was saying that I was like how funny would it be if it was like 47? Yes. Yeah As he was saying that, I was like, how funny would it be if it was like $4750? Yes, yes. $4750. That's a show, friends. There you go. Chris Sullivan. Thanks for having me.

One of the best ever. This was us, I really appreciate it. This was us. This was us, talking about them. Dumb as us. Dumb as us. Who do that with us. That's right.

So we love you guys, and oh snap, we gotta get back to work. Peace. Down, down, down, down. Stick around, make a sound, there's more Dumb People Town.