Dumb People Town - David Wain - This Puts That To Shame

Episode Date: July 14, 2026

Writer, director, musician, comedian David Wain (Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass, Role Models, The State) stops by as Daniel describes why a masked dad tried to rob his own son at knifepoint, Randy explains how a Florida woman claimed cocaine found in her butt must have been from a past sexual encounter, and Jason warns against using your penis to pull a cop car, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPTTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Tannies, we have a fantastic episode of Dumb People Town today with one of our favorite guests, The Great David Wayne. He's got a new movie out. We're going to talk all about that, but the stories are insane. We've got a dad robbing, maybe someone who shouldn't be robbing. We've got a woman who's got something in her jail purse, found out what that meant. And we got a man who thinks he can maybe pull a car with his genitalia. All of that on Dumb People Town today with the Great David Wayne. Plus the latest from Julia Roberts. Hey! Tales of folk so unaware They lack in grace and sometimes choose The life they choose will make the news

Breaking down each epic bail In Florida there's half-rise bail I'm happy to say they Go listen to our podcast band With co-host our man Dan Man dirt Don't be a jerk Because when the music

Which the funny hits And we are gonna take you down Stick around Make a sound hunger down It's Dump People Town Hey Tadies welcome to another episode of of dumb people town. Population, you.

Population, Wayne. David Wayne. Welcome back to the show. I am back. You are back. You're so back. You're one of our... Favored guest to ever do this show

because immediately you understand the game of this. You get it straight up. This is our comedy, the planet. Comedy planets align whenever we are together. If we do the middle-aged dad jam band, which we've done in that we've loved very deeply, which is one of my favorite things. I know you've got some concerts coming up.

Yes. We're doing coming up. We'll get to all that. Yeah. We'll get to all that. And of course, and of course you got a new movie out, which we will talk all about. Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Passen. We'll get to it, Jay.

He couldn't help it. He couldn't help it. I'm too excited. I'm too excited. There's dumb in this world, David, and we have to get to it. We have to fight the dumb with a comedy sword. And that is what we are trying to swash. I think it's so great the way you guys will look at the stuff and then you'll just put that little lens.

Just a tiny? I'm not trying to kill it. No. The van Sclar. It's that Slater so slightly tipped. Right, we just get a point of view. We just turn it. That's what we're doing.

It's a lot of why. Do we have a good story, Dan? Yeah, you want to start? Let's start off. Okay. Sent it by Jacob Groney at Jake Groney. Thanks, buddy. Here's the headline.

I think all three of you will be able to speak extensively about the decisions and fallout from such an action. Okay. Masked dad. Oh my God. I don't even know where to start with this one. Let him cook. Please let David. Cook.

Masked dad accidentally tried to rob son at knife point. A masked dad. Which is, by the way, my favorite son. Then they reveal the mask dad. Which means the son isn't masked dad. Dr. Kenneth Jong reveals the masked dad. That's on Fox. The masked dad.

If they said, dad accidentally attempts to rob masked son. So he didn't know it was his son. But the son is not masked. The dad is. Is the son an adult? We're going to find out. Wait. The son's, his mother.

Wait, stop. This is not a middle. That's how they fix his broken arm. I see. It's not a riddle. You don't think a woman can be a doctor, Dan. Oh, that's why. You don't think women can rob people?

So, wait. So he's wearing the mask. Dan is making a very good point. I understand if the son was wearing a mask and the dad's like, give me your money. And then he pulls his mask out. Oh, my God, you're my son. But I'm seeing you.

Oh, I see. It's a baseball game. And it's the catcher's mask. What if the mask didn't, okay, what if the mask is not the right size? you're kind of looking through. He's not wearing, oh, you mean on the dad? Yeah, the dad is looking through a bad angle and thinks this is. Or as parents who've given thousands upon thousands of dollars to our children to just be blown at raising canes or whatever stupid place, they go get food

or shake shack or whatever, you just want to take a little money back. Just get a little back. Why is that a bad thing? Is it dad to be like, give me some back? Or you're teaching a lesson? You're not, you're not responding to me. I'm thinking, no, I was just thinking maybe it's the kind of mask that makes it hard to see what you're looking at. Yeah, we're kind of blaming it on. David and I don't know. One of the, no, one of those masks that you put on that like shine a red light on your face that makes your skin younger. Or it's like maybe it's like a panty hose mask that you have to see through it. Have you ever seen? A addiction. Yeah. You ever try to look through a pantyho's very, all you see are shapes. Yes. Or maybe it's one of those big heads that it's like a

mascot head. Yes. Like a mascot. And you're basically looking through the neck. A man who attempted to rob his son at Knife Point was on a aware that it was his own son. The father pounced at an ATM in Glasgow's Cranhill on November 19th. Well, Cranhill, of course. Of course. Obviously. This type of thing is going to happen in the Cranhill.

Who is he, Bell and Sebastian? The victim, how old do you want to guess the son was? 17. You're exactly right. Whoa. The 17-year-old victim had used the cash machine close to his home to withdraw how much money. So this is how much he tried to rob his own son. Well, Irish is Gildings.

Do they use Gildings? I switched it. I've converted it. Gildings are castrated horses. Oh. I've converted it to bot. Maybe it's Shekels then. Hey.

In U.S. dollars, he was probably getting a hundred bucks. I think he's taken out $200. I'm going to say $150. $13. That's it. $13. Can you only take that out? I'm taking another guess about the dad.

He does this so often that he doesn't even look at who he's not. Right. Really, it's not about quantity. He's phoning it in. He's like, he does like ten of these a day. Yes, they add up over time. Ten is $130. He's probably checking his phone as he's doing it.

So the son was, his heart's not in it anymore. The son was, he's like, oh, I'm going to take out $13. $13. Exactly. Okay. And then this is huge. I don't know. He's got to, I'm thinking.

They said that the son is by his home when he takes the money out of the cash machine. Which for local cash. So is the dad. Yeah, he's by the house too. He's robbing places right by. his own house? Well, it's convenient. You know the phrase you don't shit where you eat.

Well, if I was a robber, if I was a robber on the regular, I would go around my house because I don't want to drive. Right. He's keeping it convenient. You're trying to save money on gas. If you're masked. Why use a getaway car when you can get away stroll?

Right. There you go. You take the mask off and just start walking. Or a lime scooter. That's right. Or a limee scooter. Not to get all. That's what they call those scooters in England.

He saw a hooded man dressed in dark clothing with a snood? S-nood? No. No, no. No. A snood? I've heard the word. Don't know what it is.

I don't know. Over his face lurking nearby. By he, I think they mean the teenage son. Sure. Prosecutor. Carrie Stevens told Glasgow. Wait, wait. Who had the snood?

The dad. Dad. Dad is a snood. Before you go further. The game in the early 2000s, late 90s. No, it was like a college game. It was like a computer game. It was like a computer game.

where you would like move the balls and shoot it and they would have to connect to other colored balls to remove them off the screen about breakout you guys never played snow no i played breakout breakout breakout breakout breakout but breakout's great so i always thought it was like you know the guy in the other room took up his clothes you're like snoo he was gonna take a couple of snooze over here yeah oh that's a snooed oh i actually like a snood for the assnoons did you bring your ring light is that called a gator i call it a neck warmer or a neckwarmer yeah so this before you go further This is going to be my theory. As I hear this right now, you know how like when someone hacks into the government, like mainframe?

Of course. Who doesn't? And then he's... Sometimes they just give it to it. Sometimes they just throw you on a text thread and give it to you. David, and when he's being caught, he was like, I was just testing your system. Yeah.

I'm just trying to show you where your guys... You need me. You should hire me. Right. He should hire me. He's teaching a subtle lesson. You need to be more aware of your surroundings. I wanted to see how you handle yourself out there.

I'm stressed. You don't show up at an ATM and don't look around. Of course I'm going to do nothing to you. You're my son. I love you. $13 out of an ATM. This is Abraham taking Isaac to be sacrificed at the covenant. Because then you know the kid is like, I fucking saw you.

He's like, well, if you saw me, why did I end up over here with a knife? How come I robbed you? I haven't have a hard time believing you. Is there more to find out? Oh, yeah. I just wanted it. He had a knife. A knife.

A knife. A knife. Prosecut. Who's their stake knife. David Wayne, you are good at this show. Prosecutor Karen, Stephen. told Glasgow Sheriff's court as he put his card in his pocket

and took the cash from the machine also keep all your stuff together. This is a kid this is a teenage move. You're going to lose that card. You're going to lose that card. You're going to lose that card. Loose card in your pocket? That's like having a stick of gum. What you in Vegas? Also like Apple Pay heard of it? Yeah. Thank you. Who's carrying cash? He turned left and felt something against the left side of his face.

He was pinned against the wall by the neck. The boy felt a kitchen knife pressed against him a kitchen knife. He recognized the handle. We have all those are those. We have those. We have those. I feel like there are dozens of types of knives found in a kitchen. This better be more specific than that. First and last attempted robbery. Serrated bread knife. A city knife. A knife found in a city. So it's not the country knife. A metal knife. A

handled knife. Yes. So you, you, you rob. You rob your own neighborhood. Sure. Right. You rob your son and you just pull a knife from the kitchen to do it. Lazyest, laziest dad robber ever. Now, we did a live show and dumb people on this show in Chicago.

Yep. What was that? Eight years ago? Nine years ago? David Pasquoisy was our guest. And we did a story. Fantastic improvising. You don't have to tell me.

That was one of my favorite. Thank you. I know. You've listened to it over. Then you'll remember. But for the random listener who's new. We did a story. Go back and listen to it.

where a kid was stealing cars. So the dad, in an attempt to impress his son, started stealing cars too. But all he would do is move them over a block or two away just to be like, son, look, I'm game-recognized game. I can do it too. I can do it too. So look who's relating to whom. Right. So this guy's out here trying to rob, and he sucks at this, just like that other dad sucked at stealing cars.

Yeah. Kitchen. Because it's not his game. He's a dad first. The dad said, give me it. Give me it now. Not even good at the delivery. Or the grammar.

Remember L.A's story? When he goes, hi, my name's Bob. I'll be your mother for the evening. He goes, Bob, good to me. And then they handle the thing. That was a core memory. He didn't even have any, like, cool dialogue. None.

There was no cool dialogue. He screwed it up to. I think, like, give me a line, right? David, like, well, Scottish people like James Bond would know. Yes. Time to make a deposit. There you go. In my pocket.

The stunt boy said immediately, are you serious? Do you know who this is? Because the victim instantly identified his dad from his voice and eyes. That's right. So there's a moment where like LeBron's mom led to a cop was like, do you know who I am? Right. Sure. And the son is not hidden in any way?

No. No. That's what we're saying. Do the father and son as a people who have had parents where you go, man, I fucked up that one. Do they come back from this where he goes, you don't even recognize me when you try and rob? This is a modern day Harry Chapin. The kid at all times. The knife's in the face is in the family.

He would say, I don't know what's worse. That you tried to rob me or that you didn't know. I am. Fair. That is fair. That's going to come up in therapy. That's my Scottish. That is really good.

I don't know what's worse. Hey, that's a very, is that like, Hey, pop. What are you, a Mucinex ad? No, that's in Edinburgh. Oh, that's like northern. Yeah, you're not the right city. Or the highlands.

You are in Scotland, but take it down to Glasgow. Give me a little Glasgow. Glasgow. In Glasgow. Glasgow. Give me a little Glasgow. Here's a Glasgow. This is actually a very...

A tiny little Glasgow, yeah. Hey, pups. You don't even... I don't know what's worse. My eyes are closed and I feel like we're in a pub. You're in Glasgow. Yeah, we're in Glasgow. Who are you, Bell and Sebastian?

Both. At once. Sorry. What do you think the dad said, back to his son who said, are you serious? Do you know who this is? He said, give it to me, give it to me. I don't give a fuck who it is. Oh, my God.

This guy is so dumb, doubling down. Father of the year. He knows he's screwed up at this point. Makes me feel better about mistakes. This is a bad dad and a bad robber. Yes. Bad robber, bad dad. So can I just say this?

My daughter was sold some stuff on Deepop. I don't know what that is. It's like a Facebook marketplace, man. It's the bad. It's like clothes that she sent out. And I like being a good dad because she doesn't drive. I was like, I'll take it. Sure.

And on Saturday on... Fourth of July? Or Friday. on for the third of July. I took it to the little postal works place down by and got a receipt. He scanned it for me. I put it in the thing and I took the receipt and put it in my pocket. I can't remember what shorts I wore.

I think I threw the receipt away. My daughter comes to me yesterday and it's like, where is the receipt? Because they haven't received it. And it hasn't even said that it's shipped and people are sending me messages that they're mad at me that they already paid for the stuff and it's not coming out there. I'm like, I have the receipt. I think I have the receipt. So I'm looking through all my stuff last night in the middle of the night.

Are you serious? Do you even know who this? So I was like, I don't have the receipt. So today, I've tried to avoid her all day because I don't have the receipt and I don't know if she's still getting bad messages from Deepop. I hear this story and I'm like, I'm not such a bad guy. Right. No, you're not at all.

No, I'm fine. You're okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. I lose everything always. Yes. Where's the receipt? I don't have the receipt.

And at some point, you get to go. You shouldn't have made me go. She didn't make me go. I suggest you shouldn't let me. She's like, I would a lesson to you. Don't do a nice thing. Anybody ever. No good D goes on.

You know, it's something I've been meaning to ask. This is a tiny bit off topic. Please. It's okay. Can I just ask you not to speak in a Glasgow accent? There's nothing to do with Glasgow, but I've been meaning to ask to you guys for this for decades. How does Randy have a more Midwestern accent? Than me?

Yes. Do I have a more Midwestern? I think so. Because I'm from Cleveland. Yeah. There's a little bit. You can tell. There's more St. Louis.

Just talk a little, Jay. So I. So I took my kid. It's like Glasgow. Yeah. A little, a little glass. It's a taste of glass.

Oh yeah. A touch of glass. I just remember. That's the name of my next comedy album. A touch of Glasgow. I just remembered the story that we did when you were here last. No, the Glasgow's half full.

Where they let off those like 10,000 balloons. Right. In Cleveland. Yes. And I think we all wrote up a treatment for a movie about the disaster comedy that that would be. I was just in Cleveland. We were just talking about that very thing. I mean,

You remember as a kid, 1980, 1980 that? It was in the 80s, yeah. It was a good idea for about 10 seconds. It actually was never a good idea. It just didn't seem like a horrible idea. It came from a time where someone would say an idea and no one would vet it past the hearing. Like hands across America.

Right, yeah, right. Only this one didn't down planes. This was an ultra fiasco. That just got a lot of people annoyed that they had to go do something. This potentially destroyed the environment. Environment. No, it was, yeah.

Oh, people really should go back to listen to that episode. That was such a crazy. It is unreal. Okay. So the victim then... Once a month, I start at the beginning and I listened through all of the... You do? Dumb people town.

Right, I love that you do that. We just have an incitliping for doing that. Thank you. So the victim then pulls down the gator slash snood, revealing his own dad's face, sorry, and said to his dad, what are you doing? The father then replies. What are you doing? An avidant Costello bid here.

I'm sorry. I'm desperate. To which now you go, don't even put that on the kid. I know. It's worse. That's worse than robbing him from it. I'm asking, who reported this dialogue?

Did they have a consensus on this? From the court, I think. Probably. I hope the kid looked at him and goes, well, you know what I am? Disappointed. Yeah. Like flipped it on him.

You robbed him and then you robbed him of his innocence. He's also 17. I know. His son fled the scene. and probably the family. I would. And told his grand of his ordeal before police were alerted.

The grandma's pissed. Grandma's like, we're pulling in the cops. The robber was later arrested at his home and initially denied being the culprit. I love that they say the robber. The dad. All right. So now it's getting just sad because he's clearly

like mentally disturbed. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. I think he's in an asshole. I think he's desperate. I think he's definitely desperate. Later, he said,

I didn't know it was him at the cast machine. I did it and I'll do the time for. it and he hopes that and he's a real man yeah right here really stand up for stepping up i hope my kid learns a lesson from this about owning up to your mistake next time i'll just steal it from his room who among us hasn't robbed a family member that we didn't recognize until well after they recognized it like if i'm the courts of glasgow i'm definitely just being like please you guys sort this out yourself he should have given the kid his sedative and just stolen everything that's right that's right easier he pled guilty the man also admitted to having a knife in a public

place. Edward Dillroy defending the court said his mother, brother, and son are all extremely angry at him. Yeah. Okay. Still married? Sheriff Andrew, Andrew Cubey might be cutest name for a cop who over ahead. Little Andrew Cooby.

Little Andy Cuby. Little Andy Cuby. Jailed the dead for 26 months. Sentencing the sheriff said, this is an extraordinary set of events. Wow. Okay, I'm going to get out of this. Hey, Qube, get over here. I heard that you jailed that daddy.

Very. That's what they all it. Oh, listen here, QB. Listen here. We'll get out of here this. How old is the dumb dad in this story? You know he has a 17-year-old. I think he had a young.

You know he's an idiot. I think he had him young. I think he's 38. 38 from Randy Sclar. 32. 35. 35. Very young.

47. 47. The end of story one. When we come back, I'll tell you what I got going on. Oh, wow. I'll focus into story two. No, he's going to tell us. I will tell you now that the dumb dad in the story.

The first, Squarespace. But second square space. Come back, Squarespace. All right, I will tell you now. It's probably monarch or so many great. The dad is 45 years old. Wow. Way to go.

He waited the appropriate amount of time. All right, that is segment one down in the books. The great David Wayne is with us. We love him because he loves this show and he's got a new movie. We're going to hear all about it and all the what Dan has going on right after this. Stick around. Make a sound. Hunger Down is Don't People Town.

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Before we get into David Wayne's new hilarious movie, which I'm very excited to see and everybody should go out and see, Daniel, where can people catch you out in the world? Go to Daniel van kirk.com. Yes, sir. I will be, this weekend or next weekend, whenever this drops, I will be in Green Lake, Wisconsin at the Thrasher Opera House. That's on July 25th. Headlining there. I love it up there. I love doing that show. I love that theater. There's such

great people. You got to invite Thomas Lennon. He lives there. Oh, I will hit him. I will hit him. And then the very next weekend, I will be in Boca Raton on Friday the 31st and August 1st, doing shows in Boca at the Black Box Theater. And then in August, I will be headlining Laugh riot comedy festival in Cincinnati, Ohio. I will be there the last weekend of August. And then I have a whole bunch of more dates. Arizona, Portland. Everything's at Daniel Vancurt.com, taking us all. the way through the year more dates being added so we sign on log on to your website and we can find out all these dates all of them that's terrific all of them and a website is daniel van kirk but what is a website i mean just wait w w w yeah for those of us who what is the

web i will ask for those of us who are less tech tech is there a address we can write to to get the information 100% 10 i don't know i don't know i was like can i remember my business manager's address i remember those hey listen David Wayne has a new movie out, which is an event for everybody. Like, look, new movie comes out. You get excited. If it's a comedy, I get excited. If David Wayne is involved, I get really excited.

The idea or the plot of this movie is such a wonderful and hilarious idea, and it's a great use of a personal friend of all of ours as one of the main characters. Please tell us about this great new movie that is out now as this episode. Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass. That is what the title is. Correct. And that's what it's about. It is about a woman. I'll elaborate a little bit.

We all have our celebrity sex pass. Is that right? We have the one where you're like, say to your person. It's the agreement you have with your partner. If I meet this one celebrity, then I have full license to hook up with them. Of course, it's really not really a real thing, but our movie asked the question, what if it was? What if it was a real thing? And so we have Zoe Deutsch plays a Midwestern hairstor hairstylist, and she has this agreement with her fiancé.

And then he ends up meeting his celebrity and having sex with her. One because of things that happen and then and then so she's distraught and she finds herself in Los Angeles and a psychic tells her well to even the score you need to find your celebrity sex past John Hamm and and and Even the scales and save your relationship and so she Embarks on this crazy journey and she meets all these people on the way including John Slattery playing himself All people looking to find John Hamm across this crazy landscape of Hollywood. So it's it is a hilarious. Hilarious use of all those people.

And by the way, slattery was so good in the Wet Hot American Summer series that you did. He's so fun. He's so incredible. He is amazing and fully gets, as soon as I saw him in that, I'm like, oh, he understands the comedy that you guys. He's incredible. So you guys, I mean, look, Wet Hot American Summer, I know it's a 25th anniversary this year. What a seminal comedy movie that was for so many people, for a generation of people. 100%.

I would say, if you were. Jonesing for another like big all the movies all the movies along the way but this one feels like another one is very much in the spirit of that spirit of that and the voice and the dumb dumb dumb I mean it's it's comedy forward it is going for the joke it is often twisting the things that we know to be true that we see as sometimes devices and what's so good and I'm very I'm very proud to say it is a comedy and comedy only it's just a comedy and it's a big fun you know independent in original no-IP comedy and

which i love you know and shot here in l.a so thank you here's my question fairly a rarity that is how are you a different director now than 25 years ago like what what are you doing differently now that you're like i've learned this through all my years of so interesting and and children's hospital and all the wonderful things that you've been i feel like i've learned a lot of little things but i don't know I don't know how much... You've changed from how you... I've changed. I mean, I think I've become more relaxed

and I've learned to what to stress out about less sometimes, you know, and I've just become... I've just gotten older, but I don't know that I feel so completely different. That's what's so great. I'm so lucky to say, I'm still sitting there with Ken Marino and like all the old friends and we're all just like running around, try to be funny, and it's like it's not any different than when we were in college or when you in high school.

Yeah, I love that. Also, okay, so a movie is in three parts. It's the movie you write, then the thing you shoot, and then the thing you edit. What came out of the edit that you're like, we didn't see this as we wrote it, we didn't see this even as we shot it, but now this is like my favorite thing

that's coming out of the edit of this thing. Without giving stuff away. I'll try to think of an example, but I will say more, it's always incredible how much you see that first cut and you're like, well, this is basically what the movie is, and then you keep going. Start to dig in and dig in.

And you're like, oh, my God, there's more and there's more. And it's like the more pus just keeps coming out. And then stuff that you add and let go of and change and move. And it's wild how much that affects things. And we added, you know, so many things. One of the things we did is we didn't have a proper pickup day, but we had a few ideas for some little add-ons. And so we just grabbed a camera and shot a bunch of stuff in my house one day.

Yeah. And some of that is... Made it in. If you're going to see the movie, there's a point where Fred Melamed, who plays the sort of storyteller, comes back in the middle of the film. We did that sort of as a late added idea,

and it's one of my favorite parts. I love it you shot it in L.A. Go see this movie. So where can you have people... Can we see it in theaters? It's in theaters. It's actually getting a real release. All over the country.

Gaildaughtry.com to find tickets anytime. Go to the movies. And it's been one of those, it's great because unlike a lot of my previous work, it sort of is getting immediate acceptance, not like 10 years later acceptance. So people are, it's getting great reviews and it's getting great response. So here's why I think it has a chance to succeed and why I am rooting for it in selfish ways and in other ways. I think the entire film industry is shifting right now, under our feet right now, why people want to come and go see movies and what people expect out of movies. And I think, I'm not going to say a smaller movie. I'm saying only smaller because it's not a $100 million movie.

No, it is small. People, if there's a quality smaller movie, I think people will get behind it. Enough people that to make it a success. That's what I'm hoping for. I, e. obsession. Eye obsession. Backrooms. All of it.

These movies where you have a chance to have people run out and give a reason to come to movies and like, I haven't laughed in a movie theater like this in a long time. You want people to start to see. say that. We had so much fun. We went out tonight and we saw a movie and we laughed with a whole room full of people. Rather than watching it at home, you go out to a movie? And I think people are finally starting to realize that just because it's a $200 million movie, it doesn't mean it's any good. Right. Right. And they get exhausted with, you know, getting certain things shoved down here. Of course. Yeah, I think we're in this era of movie going where obviously we're trying to eventize

things so that people go out to the movie theaters. But then also there's like a real like genuine love of discovery. Because there's so much marketing through social media. It's constantly Some people sort of, there's, the snake sort of starts to eat itself where people are like, well, I feel like I've seen them. Like I've seen so many clips and TikToks and it was so push so much of me. But have you seen such and such? And then they get to discover. Like that fucking director went on podcast. No.

No. This is a good thing. Oh, hang. Good thing. Sorry. Positive. Positive. Positive.

Got it. This is the good. Daughtry and the celebrity sex pass. You're all good. Everybody's going to go out and watch it. And you can be a part of making this thing successful. This is what we say to our family. You are as big a part of it as anybody else.

He would just make it for himself, but he's making it for you and made it for you. So enjoy it. All right, should we jump into this? Yes. This is sent in by sexual anarchy at bad liver. I don't know if they've done. That's new. Thank you, sexual anarchy.

Thank you, sexual anarchy. Appreciate it. All right, here we go. You ready for this? Here's the headline. Florida woman claims cocaine found in her butt after arrest must have been from intimate encounter. That's not mine.

Now, could have been. I don't know about must have been. Must have. But I saw Wolfram Wall Street. Why was that up there? Had to have been. She claims it, okay. Which doesn't mean she didn't, she's not denying that she might have partaken.

All right, you found it up there. And that's how I got there. If you guys want to fucking dig in, no pun intended. This is literally new but who dis. Oh, because she was trying to deny that she was going to. Carrying it across the border. Right. Or than anybody.

God, you're so up my ass about this cocaine. He's crazy. A Florida woman picked up an extra felony charge when she wildly tried to smuggle a certain amount of cocaine into a county jail through her quote, jail purse. Do you know what it's called?

Oh, your assholes, your jail person. No, no, I think it's that denim purse they give you a jail. They give you a denim purse in jail. They give every prisoner a burkin bag. I don't know why, but they give a very expensive purse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but I don't know what this has to do with their ass. Yeah, I know.

For men, it's called a prison wallet. Prison wallet. Got it. Brevard County Sheriff's Office, deputy is arrested. Reagan Cox on Saturday. We'll find out her age later for resisting arrest during a traffic stop. So again, traffic stop, resisting arrest. Always a good idea when you have cocaine in your butt.

You want to fight the cops. She hasn't gone to the prison, right? So she hadn't snuck it into the prison yet? They just said, do you think you're going to? No, my guess. She's probably a arrest. Oh, it's a pre-crime. unit. Yeah, this is like

minority report. Why is that dog sniffing my ass? No, here. This is what I think. I think they arrested her on a total over a traffic thing. She started fighting them. They're like, you're going to jail. She grabbed it, stuck it in, somewhere along the way. No one's going to check it. Wait a minute. Your thing she was like, as long as they're taking the jail, maybe I'll make a deal. Let me have some fun and guys. Jason knows the thing you're too about butt smuggling. That's right. Okay. So

he, in the, he, staff noticed something abnormal with Cox's lower region. How? Because she's walking weird. Or her jail purse area. Now, I'm going to read you. Maybe it was the sound of cellophane. Sure. She was singing your song. Maybe it was the fact that she had 12 vision ideas. All right. Here

was Sheriff Wayne Ivy. No relation to, I don't know. David, oh, yeah, David Wayne. Which is your married man. David Wayne Ivy. David Wayne Ivy. Sheriff Wayne Ivy's statement on Facebook. Of course, now the cops That's where the cops talk to America.

All statements on Facebook. Yeah, everything is internet these days. Yes. Can we I hate when people start the statement like this as a cop. You really just can't make this stuff up. Yes. Yeah, you can. This is our oldest adages. We can make it up. We can say that about Gail Daughtry and the celebrity sex facts.

You can't make this up. You really can't make this up guys. And yet, we did. He totally did. Right. 100%. But B-U-T-T. Come on. Fair. You sure can't try. I'm actually okay with that. As this one puts the old quote,

those are not my pants excuse to shame. Is that an old? Is that an old? Is this a sheriff? Sheriff. A comedian by day, though. Is he a stand up first and foremost? That's his stage name.

Volunteer sheriff. Wayne Brady. This guy is like just, I literally lighten him up. Did he have a half hour or an hour on coming session? He had a 10 minutes special. He had a premium blend. What is the scenario when you're saying those aren't my pants?

I don't know. Those are my pants. That's one of those scenarios where you say those are my pants. The old. That was the follow-up catchphrase to I'm going to dip my balls in it. That's right. Those aren't my pants. Those aren't my pants.

Yeah. Those aren't. Hey. Those are my pants. I'm going to dip my balls. I don't know. We cut out that. What are you going to do with all this pudding?

Those are my pants are what you say as the. But you would name it, that's not my pants. Those are my pants. These said those are not my pants. And I feel like there's too many syllables. Plural. I know, but I like that. Those are not.

That's not my pants. Those are my pants. You'd be like, that's not my pair of pants. That's not my pair of pants. Then it would fit. That works. That works. And, you know, like he said, grammar is very.

Sometimes you take you to the workshop. It's your own version of dynamic. Especially, this is one of the oldest excuses. This puts that to shame. Yeah. Now, I love that show. This puts that to shame. This puts that to shame.

I would love it if all the audience would pitch on this and then we'll. Yeah. We'll get please pitch on us. Over the weekend, deputies arrested Reagan Cox for resisting an officer without violence. Resisting without violence? They wanted violence. She just wouldn't put her, you know what I mean? It's not violent, but like, give me your hands.

Give me your hands. Reagan, we were expecting violence. You're under arrest. We wanted violence. You're not going to do the violent part. We're going to ring you up. We're not. No, she's like, no.

Do your job. That's not my pants. All right. Of course, she was transported to, there she is. She was transported right there. to Ivy's Iron Bar Lodge. Hello. And folks, this is where things got a hinge profile picture.

So, of course. And again, of- As in Sheriff Wayne, Ivy? Yes. Ivy's, she was transported to Ivy's Iron Bar Lodge. That's him being joking about the prison. Oh, God. And folks, folks.

He is trying to be a comedian. He's trying to be a comedian. This is where things get interesting. I would say got interesting, not to get all grammatically. As Cox. Sometimes you tell a story in the present. True. I can just say if someone who's had a number of feature films under my belt.

So I says, as Cox was being processed through the scanner, an abnormality was seen in the lower region of her person or jail purse area, if you will. And I don't know if I will. I won't. I'm not going to. Our corrections, deputy moved Cox to a changeout room where she was observed trying to cover her buttocks area with her hand. after moving her hand, a baggie dropped to the floor containing a certain amount. Oh, so she was just cheek in it.

Right. A certain amount of cocaine. How much cocaine was in the bag? And was there a peanut butter and jelly tea? Is this your card? Who put that in there could be a great. That's a great show. Was there a single serving bag of potato chips?

Yes, that's right. A small, cool-nanched Dorito. Okay, we just named three shows that I would like to see. This puts that excuse to shame. Who put that there? Who put that in there? And this is where things get interesting. If those three shows, if that was the summer lineup on ABC, I'd be like, yeah.

Okay. How many grams of cocaine was in the baggie that dropped out of her buttocks? Okay. Thank you for grams because I have no idea how to assess. It's grams. Two grams. Two grams. Four.

Seven grams of cocaine. Okay. Your answer is in town. It's 3.8 grams of cocaine. Without going over. Without. I was close. Corrections deputies

escorted Cox who changing rooms she attempted. I was closest without going over. Now here's why we say you just can't make this stuff up. As when the baggie dropped to the floor, Cox spontaneously uttered, you mean she just said. That is one of my favorite ones. When we speak spontaneously uttering.

Said is better. When the baggie gets the floor. I would love to have David Wayne. Talk to E.B. White about this. Red line, red line this post like a newspaper editor. I was going to say, She spontaneously uttered that she knew nothing about the drugs and that someone must have put it in there during an intimate encounter. Yes, Dan.

I have a question. Sure. Do you think what odds do we put that he considered utter up as a pun? Utter up. Uttered her up? Yeah. Do you think he's speaking in like bodily parts sort of thing? The reason he spoke this way is because he wanted to get utter in there as another pun.

I'm wondering if he ran this by anyone. No. No. Absolutely not. Sheriff Wayne 90. He ran it by everybody. Let me read this to you. Let me read this to you.

I clean up the room immediately because I'm kind of an anal guy. Is that too much? Wayne, he did it again? Or did he get like an AI punch up? Yeah, exactly. It feels like an AI punchup. And see what they think.

There's just not much else. There's just not much else to say about this one, folks. Other than Cox received an additional charge for introduction of contraband into a detention facility for bringing cocaine into the jail facility. Oh, I see. Folks, how is I saying folks? So there is much more to say. Folks, I only got a couple more minutes, folks.

I'm getting the light, folks. They are giving me the light, folks. If not realizing that someone left cocaine in your jail purse is not a good enough reminder to not do drugs, then I don't know what is, exclamation point, and exclamation book. I wouldn't say this is a good reminder than that two drugs. It's a good reminder to, like, figure. out how you're transporting.

Folks, cocaine dropped out of there, but this is a good lesson to say no to crack. That's too good for way. Came out of her ass. Also, let's just not forget, drugs includes like ibuprofen. Yes. Thank you. We've got to be more specific. Tiling all in the butt, gang.

All right. She received an additional charge for bringing the contraband and was released from custody the same day. You've seen her picture. Get her back up there. Wait, where is this again? It's in Flaververd County, in Fing. Florida. Of course it was. Okay, so we got a

Florida age curve. You have to have to make up on her lashes. She's, you know, she's highlights in her hair. I would offer up she's more than cute. She has roots. Roots. You need some work on the roots, but otherwise. Whatever. This is like, not focused on the roots. I think she's fabulous. She looks good. I like her. I mean for being, I like her. For being like in jail and having coke up her ass, she looks pretty good.

My kind of gal. I think she's really great. She's good. She is. really great. Let's figure out how old is... I want this to keep going until somebody finally goes, I'm in love with her. You're asking how old is Reagan Cox? Yeah, Reagan Cox. Give me an age.

28. 28? What do you think? A little raging Reagan. Uh, I like the Conxner Regan. Let me see. I'm going to say... Just before your answer, remember. Florida, Sun... Florida age curve. Not on a record.

25. 25. 25. 25. David says 28. You say 25. What do you think? I'm going to go 32 years old. Okay. Just before he answers, I just want to acknowledge, we're all in a similar range. Yeah, we are. I know. I mean, we saw the picture.

She's not 407. She's not 407. Well, let's see. Let's see. Reagan Cox is, and then we'll go on to Jason. What'd you have? What'd you have? 25, 28.

Reagan Cox is 30 years old, right in between the two. You guys. There you go. Although, you didn't go over. You didn't go over. I was the closest. Once again. Price is right.

Right winner, David Wayne. We have one more segment, Jay. Can you give us a little teaser as to what we're going to hear? We're back in the general area, and this is really a feat of incredible strength and power. Good. I love it. Constitution is power. David Wayne is with us.

He's got a new movie. It's in theaters, and I want everyone to go out and see it. Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass. We're going to keep saying until you buy your tickets. And come see the band. Come see the Middle East Coast. We come back. East Coast.

We're playing starting in July 22nd. It would be Rehoboth. Then we're going to go to the Hamptons. Then we're going to go to Irving Plaza, NYC. We're going to cast members from White Hot American Summer. We're going to Rhode Island. And then we're going to go to Maine where the movie took place, Waterville, Maine. It is the most fun.

All dates are at MADJB.com. Middle Age Dad Jam Band. I can't wait to do it again sometime. It was a blast. It was so fun. So fun. All right. We'll come back and we'll tell you what we have going on.

It's Dumb People Town with the great David Wayne. Stick around. Make a sound, hunger down. It's Dump People Town. Hey guys, welcome back to the show. Jay, we got some dates coming up ourselves. We've got, uh, Fort Collins. Fort Collins.

We're doing the shows Natasha Collier is going to be featuring for us. She's fantastic. Jeff Tice might jump in and do a guest set. I love this club so much in Fort Collins. And I think the shows are selling pretty well. Hopefully we'll sell them all out. Sell them all out and then do a tag tag team tagged show at 5 p.m. on that Saturday show. I'd love to add a show.

We usually do, hopefully we'll do that. And then we're doing shows in Escondido, which is near San Diego, which is near San Diego that's August 14th and 15th at the grand comedy club new comedy club really cool and hopefully those shows are selling and then we have a bunch of dates in the fall we're going to be in Ann Arbor on October which is a special place for you guys it's huge both his daughters are my daughter is applying to Michigan so we're all very excited we'll be there for Penn State weekend my mother went there homecoming your mom went there she is shewed oh the state of Ohio in came to Michigan so uh look it's a really that's everything is at punch up

We'll be at JFL Toronto. We're going to be in JFL Toronto. We're going to do a tag team up there. So good stuff happening. And hopefully we'll be back on the Kevin Hartkin. Thompson show, if that comes back. And other good stuff happening. Yeah, all stuff.

Punchup. Live slash Glabbrothers. Put your email in. We promise we'll only try and bring you into two or three pyramids. Avon, you guys do an Avon. Do Avon. Tupperware. We'll only try and rope you into a makeup for cats thing.

That's it. Oh, right. Could I offer up something? I just want to, for the people who are hearing this right now, I just want to thank you for hanging out and still sticking with us today. I appreciate that. Oh, I agree. So one of the great things about this show is that the listen retention rate is really high.

People who are all on this ride stay. We're not surprised. We call it a listen through rate. We get to the point. We get to the point. And then we dance around it and then we get into it. And then we put the cocaine in our button and let it drop out. She was.

She was. I'm going to be seeking her out. Yes. I'm going to have my agent, you know, This is a lady. Soft it. Like, hey, if you want tickets, we're going to be doing a show. I heard David, under his breath say is she on Raya?

Yes. Under the breath. All right. This next story was sent in by me. All right. Nice. Man uses his penis to pull police car down the street to quote, raise awareness for prostate cancer.

That is not even close. Pull it with your prostate. Yes. Should have gone butt plug. Are one of these fake? Is that the game? No. We have found out.

after the fact that we got tricked. We got tricked. There's no trick. So we say the story might be fake, but the comedy's real. Okay. This is real. Real story. A wacky strong man believes he has become the first person in the world to pull a car with his penis.

By the way. Wait. I'm actually with David Wayne now and starting to think this is fake. First person will to pull a car with his penis while on fire. Wait. I've added a wrinkle. Wait a minute. They're all playing monopoly.

Nope. This was reported on by the New York Post. Are they full of it? No, but here's the deal. What cop, what police station? What person is like, I'm going to pull this police car with my penis for prostate cancer awareness, and someone was like, not enough. What else you're going to do?

What else you got? What else is going to be part of this thing? I need to speak like I'm from Glasgow. What else you got? What else you got to do over here? You do hear these things like in the Guinness book, they're like we're going to do something super weird because it's, like maybe someone has pulled their car with a penis, but not on fire. And not a police car. While juggling a hard-biled egg on a spoon.

You were exactly right. But on fire, he insists. The fire was accident. That was not on purpose. Michael Jackson did it. Is this guy a circus performer? We are going to find out. And he insists the fantastical phallic stunt.

This is why you know it's from the New York Post. It was a bid to raise awareness for prostate cancer. So I'm going to guess the prostate cancer thing didn't come into play until he got arrested. Until he got arrested. He's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Hey. It was for awareness.

Amazing. All right. His name is John Stevenson. I'm not going to tell you how old he is because we're going to guess at the end. I love that. John Steve. Halled a... John Stevenson. It's not fair if he's a good friend of mine, right?

John's a good friend of me? Halled a two-ton French police car. When I'm going to tell you how many feet, we can guess that, along a residential street using his manhood after being set a blaze. That's what you want to see outside your one. Now, here's... I just have two-ton French police car. I don't know if that's a normal weight.

Neither. Is that a heavy one? Talk to you about regular French police car? I feel like a French police car would have just said like a normal weight. Standard. Standard. Standard cruiser. Two-ton definitely makes me think it's either too little or too much.

Okay. And it's on wheels. So once you get it rolling. All right. He completed this bizarre challenge in Halifax West, Yorkshire, England on Thursday, April 30th, as baffled residents watched on. Right. So no one said this is happening on Saturday at 4 p.m. Right.

It's for cancer awareness, don't you know? Really. And why is he towing a French in? All right, using a tow rope attached to his penis. Stevenson was able to pull the Renault-Cleo RS along the road. How do you know you're good at this, not to bring up an old Seinfeld bit, which was fantastic. The guy who would catch the bullet in his mouth. He just toss a few over to him and say, Bill, this one's going to come a lot.

Seinfeld. Right. Seinfeld bit. A little bit faster. And despite admitting it hurt quite a bit, the dad of three said, quote, everything was still intact. You're a dad of three. What's dad doing in the garage? I mean, what are you, that doesn't make any sense.

He will make a rope. collecting charge. To rope to his dig and then it didn't get ripped off. No. Because he's apparently has just a tremendous. I feel like he snuck a strap around his back. Listen to me. That's what I'm thinking too. I feel like he's snuck a strap is another game show. I've recently gotten shit for people because I've gotten way into baseball card collecting again. And you know what? I feel like after the story, I'm spending my time. Properly. Just fine. Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with that. I was like, Did I spend too much time at memorabilia? Do I have way too many Caleb Williams' rookie autograph cards?

Yes. I didn't strap a Renault of my penis. All right, the martial arts expert and former bare knuckle fighter has previously hit the headlines. He made them put that in. Yep. For pulling a car using his testicles and pulling a car while his head was on fire. Two separate things he did. I pulled a car while my head was on fire.

I pulled a car using my testicles, not penis. Testicles. No, wait a minute. It's a different thing. The car obviously is in neutral. Yeah. But I mean, is it maybe... Put it in part.

Put an e-break on that. Let me see. Or I would say, maybe gave it a little head start. Maybe it's like in neutral, like ready to roll. So... But Randy told a story earlier about how his decision affected his daughter's life and she's mad at him so he's avoiding her in his own house. Correct.

Okay? Yeah. What does this do for your kids? I don't know where the receipt is. I don't know where the receipt is. What does this do for your kids when they go back to school? You can't help you. Your dad's the one who dick pulled a car while being on...

Are they cool or do they get made fun of? I would rather he try and rob me with a kitchen knife. Your dad literally is a wanker. Yeah, he's a wanker. He literally is a wanker. That's right. So he's not pulling it with his testicles. It's attached to his testicles.

He's pulling it with his body. But fine. He's tethering it. It's close enough. He's tethered. He's tethered. Testicles are the middleman. So he decided to combine the both to raise awareness of men's health issues and also

believes he's the only person in world to have achieved such a feeling. But he's moving from the testicles to the top. Yes. Okay. And fire. Not to get too graphic, but they, I heard Tom Seguero once talk about like people who, when they're having sex, put everything in. Yes. It's called putting a dog in a bathtub. It's a lot of fun. I mean, what? Hey, come on now. No, this is terrible. Bring back up the picture of. Not that. I pulled a car with my testicles before and I pulled a car on fire. So I thought, why not combine both? But this time, do it with my penis. Said the painter and decorator. Wait. So how?

I thought it was a wacky Wacky strong man. Bear knuckles fighter, martial arts specialist. That was a 65 mile power change up. I did not see coming across the plate. What are you good at like mixing eras? Excuse me as he's pulling it with his,

some of his clients are like, hey, do those throat pillows you suggested? Never made it. Let me call you back. Did you fish? My head is on fire right now. I'm going to call you in an hour. Can you just email me your Pinterest mood boards?

This is about the lounge again. I do have a good idea, though. There is. I have a good idea for your bathroom, but I'm just pulling a car with my dick. I did envision hand tattoos, but I didn't envision the overall look. I mean, no, I pictured a face tattoo. Is that a big bird? I pictured a more built.

Yeah, no, this is a guy. This is a strong man. Strong man. Martial arts. So I guess he's a martial artist and he's like, not only am I martial artist, I'm an martial artist. I'm an artist. I'm gonna say former martial arts.

I would calm up. I would call me. So at this point, he's a partial artist. Also, can we see that picture one more time? Yeah, let's see if we get that. The color scheme is interesting. Yeah. Stuff laying on the ground.

Also, that could be attached to anything. Right. We don't know. That could be attached to his belt for all we know. Or his need for approval. He might have slipped the strap in the back there. I assumed he was naked. Right, exactly.

Okay. He's like, no, there's going to be kids out here. For anybody who's wondering, first of all, go to YouTube, watch these episodes. We put all of those, they're absolutely phenomenal and fun. You get so many extra jokes. You want to see Rani and me in shorts? Watch this on YouTube. And I believe that's Y-O-U-T-U-E.com.

Correct. Thank you. But that guy looks like someone who John Wick kills. Right. In the first five minutes. Yes, yes. He answers the door to the club. First round. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's the first guy that gets thrown down the stairs. Older than you think he's going to be. One line. Yeah. Who the hell do you think you are dead? Down the same. Dead. Down the same.

I won't I won't lie Wow There is Head on fire YouTube watchers Isn't that the album cover from my dad's shelf

Floyd I'm pink Floyd Looks like he's wearing a Cobra Kai sweatshirt He's trying to make a new McGreeing Welcome to the machine Wouldn't you say partially on fire

I would say I think the top part might be the fire And the bottom is just The way this shirt is designed Maybe This is how Guy Fiering gets all of his shirts

All right I won't lie at It hurt quite a bit. Oh, don't lie. Which part? But my mind was focused on being on fire and I just plowed on and pulled it around. I'm glad he kept his mind on the important priorities. I was expected to say my mind is on my money and my money's on my mind.

I doused myself in lighter fluid and the wind was against me a bit. So it took a couple of attempts. I got a few marks down there, but everything is still intact. So hopefully no harm done. Sure. He doesn't know if he's the only guy who's done this in the world and he's not sure if he's done any harm to himself. Hopefully no harm done.

Hopefully. Hopefully. We've got three kids. I don't know. I'm still checking. We're waiting for the four. Guys, jury's still out on if I damaged myself for my life. Let's see if I'm peeing and fire in a couple of weeks.

Maybe something else got harmed. We don't know. We brought the French police car. He might have damaged the two-ton car. Two-ton car. By the way, that is a regular car. If you just said police car, we would have been cool. Yes.

And the fact that it's a French car, that looks like an English. Doesn't matter to me. It's like an American police car. Doesn't matter to me. A Japanese car. Hang on a second. It's fine. Is that police car standard?

It's a standard Yorkshire. No. When it comes to the cop cars, we don't see jurisdiction. But this guy's in the UK pulling a French car. Right. Yeah. With his British penis. Thank you.

Here we go. They could be the two teams in the final cup. I know we're finals of the World Cup. Right. And he's pulling on the other side of the road, which makes it even harder. We make it even harder. because it's in England. All right, here we go.

How old? No, first we're going to guess how far did he pull it? How many feet? They've converted it to feet. How many feet? In crushing the under. Did he pull this thing? One foot.

Yeah. 180 feet. 14 feet. 14 feet. Get your answers in. Aaron, you want to throw a guess in just for the fun of it? I've already seen that. Okay, then I'm going to throw it out to the townies.

Townies. Put your guesses in. He pulled it 131 feet. Whoa. Ready, you were the closest. Thank you. I have a gallant. At this time, I was not the closest.

No, but you were wise. At a certain point, doesn't somebody yell, we get it. Yep, we get it. I think once he gets it going, then it's really not pulling. 20 feet, you could have stopped. Way to go. He's going for the record that he doesn't know whether or not it exists. Also, he might be pulling it downhill, too.

I hope not. Every extra foot is a little bit more awareness. It works for us, right? We are so aware of prostate cancer. But I know some people in England that were not aware of prostate cancer. answer until this until he got to 120 feet at 100 feet they were like I don't I don't know what we why are you doing this I have no idea what this is about 110 feet all right fill me in tell I'm listening about prostate awareness so I'm okay I'm 122 feet I'm going to write this down I'm going to

write it down 10029 feet where do I donate where do I donate so he did it right okay how old We're going to get out of here on this. How old is John Stevenson? All the two-ton French police are 131 feet. You know his kids could possibly be a grown adult. Sure. It would have been more fun if you had asked us before we saw the picture. Well, this is a total empty nester behavior.

I think he is 56 years old. I was going to say 53, which is my guess. I'm going to go 62. 62 years old. The film is called Gil. Gail Doctrie and the celebrity sex pass. The band is the middle-aged dad jam band. It is doing, you do in shows at the end of July.

Up the East Coast, up the East Coast, Irving Plaza show, lots of fun stuff. And it's a big wet-hot anniversary show. That's at Irving Plaza. The whole time. The whole tour. Playing music from the show. Special features from the show. Zach.

Gorth is going to be there. Zach Orth is going to be there in New York. 80 miles. 80 miles is going to be there. Michael Ian Black is going to be there. Hell yes. And we're also showing like clips you've never seen. scene, blah, blah, blah. Come on, you guys. And the show itself, as we've been a part of it.

We've been a part of it. It's hilarious sketches mixed in. That's what the banter between the songs are and the songs. We have a movie we're all in together that's coming out at some point. Yes. We're in a movie. Backseat drivers. You were hilarious in it. Awesome. I can't wait to see that. It's really, really great. All right. The answer is, John Stevenson is, you said 56, you said 53 you said 62 John Stevenson is 50 years old Hey

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