Dumb People Town - Evan Hull - Open And Shut Crate

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

Comedian Evan Hull (evanhull.com) stops by as Daniel describes a woman that is seeking "puppy support" after her dog got pregnant, Jason explains how a Florida man was arrested for using a drone to deliver meth, and Randy warns against wearing "mom shorts," and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! This New Year, achieve your financial goals for good. Monarch is the all-in-one tool that makes proactive money management simple, all year long. Use code DPT at monarch.com for 50% off your first year.

It's a new episode of Dumb People Town. All of you, Tannies, get in this show, get on board. We've got a drone drug. Yeah, drone drugs are happening. They're falling from the sky. Plus, we've got bad mom jeans, depending on who you ask. And someone has a dog who had puppies, and it maybe isn't their fault. We all figure it out with Evan Holt this week on Dumb People Town.

Dan and Ran and Jay will share tales of dope so unaware. They lack and grace and sometimes choose the life they choose will make the news. Breaking down each epic fail in Florida. There's half-rice bale. I'm happy to say they. Good in the podcast band with co-host, our man, Dan. Vanders, don't be a jerk. Because when the music, there's music,

which the funny hits and stick around, make a sound, hunger down, is Dump People Town. St. Louis Jews. My grandpa was an eye surgeon at Barnes Jewish. Oh, shit. What's your mom's name? Linda Hull.

Jaffee. Jaffee would be the name. Linda Jaffee. What high school? She went to, I think there's, some people town listeners, we are talking about. high school since we're 53

we're 53. Okay so my aunt is 53 and went until adieu her name's Laura Jaffe. Wait what? We know Laura Jaffe. Shut up. We absolutely know you got a picture ever? I haven't. Wait, what is this Dumbu-Ton listeners? The show started. Welcome to Dumb People Town. Hey, Todd is welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population You, Population Hall, Evan Hall, you're with us and we're already

talking about John Hamm back. I'll just let you jump in my seat. Then you guys can go. This is how crazy who the deepest. I'm checking my phone. John Hamm also knows my. by the way. Probably because it's St. Louis. So we're 53. His aunt is 53. She went to Ladoo. We went to Parkway North. Our school

colors were acid and wash. This is what I always want to know. What do you know about his aunt based on the fact she went to Lidu? I'm trying. No, but just by going to Ladoot. Oh, she's super rich. She knows where to get cocaine. Did cocaine instead of pot. No coke because we're Jews. They were nervous about that. Diet Coke?

That's such a good joke. That wasn't a really good joke. We didn't do coke because we're Jews who did die. I'm trying to find a picture. Okay, hey, find a picture. As you're fine up, I'm going to bother you as well. Laura Chaffee. Collegiate diver, D1 diver.

D1 diver. Who recruited you? Like all the... Other than Iowa. Yeah. That you thought about. I took recruiting trips to Minnesota, Indiana, Iowa, Alabama, and Wyoming. Wow.

Wow. So you were recruited. But I was not... I should have been done. I was miserable the whole time. And I was like the worst of the best. Like, I was last of the Big Ten. every year.

So that's how I said about world-class speed. There's the guy who comes in last and then like... That's my aunt. Okay, follow-up question. Dumb people town, dumb question. Do we know her? Ladoo? I mean, that's her.

Text her and ask her, she knows us. I will... I don't call her to answer. Okay. Call her up on the phone. I want to call her on the phone. Get Laura on the phone. Get her on the phone right now.

Does she know who they are? She probably... We're going to find out. We're going to... Your mom is how old mass? She's 60. She's 60. 60.

She's a little older. And then her sister Nancy Jaffe, though. Is that it sound even more familiar? All of it sounds so nice. Brian, I love your shirt. Jay, I love your shirt. Thank you so much. She's coming on speakerphone right now.

Okay. Is this Laura Jaffe? This is Laura Hendrickson now. Please leave your message. Get out of that. You said straight to fucking voice. We'll just text her. We'll tell her to call you back. And when she does it.

Can I ask my dumb question before we talk into a dumb story? Dan. Did you have, this is really dumb probably. You've done like the super highest level platform? Yeah, I didn't. Is it scary as far? Yeah, I didn't. competed. Well, I competed

like my freshman year. 30 feet up. What is it? It's 33 because it's 10 meters. That's the highest one? The one that's up by the rafters? I've jumped off a cliff 30 feet into a river. That's scary. But I had a, I had a life preserver. I had a life preserve on a That to me makes it feel more dangerous.

No. No, because you're not going to hit the bottom. Wait, so you do, would you spring? And I was like, I'm not going to jump. I'm not going to jump. And then this 17-year-old girl who was on our trip just like ran and jumped out. I was like, I got to jump now. I got to jump now. That happened to me. And did I feel like for a head. And then walk down like a loser?

Their ankles are more flexible than what was your what was your question? So my question was is the greatest rap lyric ever like Greg Lugainis gay and famous? Is that one of the best diver related rap? Who is that? Who is that? Oh, she's calling. Okay, let's get her on. Let's get it. Let's get her on. Hi, Aunt Laura. How are you? I'm good. How's your podcast going? We're in the Middle of it, Laura, middle. I guess you can go here. You're on it right now with the Sklar brothers. The Sklar brothers from St. Louis, they went to Parkway North.

Laura, we have to have people that we know. Do we know you, Laura? We're friends with Scott Pomerantz. What are we doing here? Are you guys from the county? Are you from the city? We're from. We grew up right across the highway from Dismet.

We went to Parkway North where our colors were acid and wash. We had a smoking lounge just for the students. You can look them up there. You seem like really nice people. but I'm sorry I'm better than you I'm from the city. See, look you. I know you are.

No one disputed that. No one, no one disputed that. But it's shocking that you don't know who we are. I went to Metro high school. I don't think you guys even know Metro. No. So my mom went until it do.

She went to Metro. Was that down in the city? Is that for kids with disciplinary problems? That's low. No, no, no. No, we were the, we were the progressive ones that were willing to be around people of color. Oh, very nice.

Very nice. There was a part of St. Louis's pushing forward. And we applaud that. Good for you. And that's wonderful. All right. Well, let's Google each other after the show. That's all I wanted.

You can look them up, but they thought that they knew you. We thought we knew you, Laura. Yeah, no. They probably would, how old are you guys? I'm just being so, by the way. 53. Oh, you know, 50s? Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you guys were my year. See? 90. Class of 90. That's a 90. Yeah, I'm a class of 92.

I mean, if they did years at Metro, I don't know if they did. Yeah, do they do class of? They don't graduate people. Yeah, no, Metro was tiny, actually. It was a really, really small school. It was D-Sag magnet school. So was ours D-Segg, too. That's how it works.

So my sister actually taught at Parkway. My sister Nancy taught at Parkway, I'm pretty sure. Great. So you may have had her as your English teacher. No, that would have been, she wouldn't have been that. By the way, this is great podcasting. Hey, it's all in fun. All right, we'll call you later.

We'll talk to you later. Bye, Laura. Thank you. Bye, Laura. Bye, bye. Love you, love you, too. Love you, too. We love you.

All right. Okay. Let's get into the story. All right. Dumb people. Evan Hull. Great Chicago comic. Awesome little boy.

Hung out with me forever. Little boy. I don't know. I'm a little boy. We're all little boys. Kevin Spacey? Here we go. Acquitted.

Edit that. On all counts. All right. I guess. This is an am I the asshole. Okay. So when we do these, yeah.

Somebody is posted on Reddit. It's self-evident. It becomes clear. But I like checking. in throughout the story to see have you switched. Where do we flamed? Here's the headline.

I don't find anyone really earnestly asking this doesn't think that they're the asshole a little bit. Oh yeah. Or they have a big blind spot. Oh, the fact that it's in here at all means that they probably are. Are an asshole, but go ahead. Okay.

Yeah. Headline. Tell me where you are. Man won't pay puppy support after his dog gets another person's dog pregnant. Oh. Is he the asshole?

No. No. This is just, I don't know. Well, he didn't. No, I mean, he didn't like poke holes in his dog's condoms. No, I mean, I think puppy supports a little far of a reach, but like if you didn't neuter your dog and it humped another dog at the park. Here we go.

Sent in by Kyle Andrews at late night nachos. Good point. Dude, that's a good point. The man known as Am I the Asshole Puppy Power? He explained that he lives on his family's farm and has always had livestock guard dogs to warn off predator animals, as one does. His post read, I have two. That'd be the dogs.

They are very well trained and socialized, but I don't allow dogs that I don't know on the farm unless I'm there the entire time. Okay. He added that one of the dogs is an unneutered male due to, quote, reasons relating to the community. I have no idea. Now, if he said, it's a Republican community. Yeah, he doesn't believe in vaccines. But if he said, I don't neuter these. Now, if he would say, I don't neuter these dogs.

Only one of them. I breed them to continue to be the next generation of dogs. Or I don't neuter these dogs because if I neuter them, they don't do their job of rounding up the livestock. I'd be like, that's something I don't understand from a farm. And you went to Iowa. But I also just know a guy in Chicago who won't neuter his dog

because he's like, well, he needs to maintain his aggression. I'm like, well, you carry a gun and you're in Chicago. Wait, what is happening? You got enough aggression. And that dog can't go to the dog. part because it eats all the other dogs. This is dog. Chal Sonnen?

So it is a very like, it is a very like, uh, like hypermask thing to not neuter your dog. Pro, relax. Neuter the dog. So he added one of the dogs is an unrued male due to reasons relating to the community, which I don't know what that was. I think he's being cryptic, but I think what he's saying is they need them to be guard dogs. And one is a spade female. Okay.

About four months ago, he was on his way, uh, he was away on a work trip. His girlfriend invited. He worked on the farm, bitch. He lives on the farm. Uh, but he was away on a, work trip, his girlfriend invited her friend Taylor to stay with her on the farm while he's gone. Taylor

and Travis situation. Before arriving. Apparently, that dog wasn't Swift. So this is before he leaves for the trip and before Taylor comes to visit while he's gone. Taylor asked if there was room for her to bring her dog's crate. But the man told her she couldn't bring the

dog because he would not be there the whole time on the farm. By the way, what I say about me being here the whole time, he said. Yeah, it was, he was clear. He explained she arrives while he's gone. She has her dog who's in heat.

Because my girlfriend told her she could bring the dog after he said no. So the girlfriend has to be paying the support. She should be paying the support. He offered to pay for her dog. His Taylor's dog. It's not even his dog. He offered to pay for her dog to go to a local kennel since he would be gone.

That is. My girlfriend and Taylor said that I was being controlling. I told them, I just didn't want to leave any room for issues. Controlling. I'm 100% on his side. My dog gonna bang your bitch. Yeah, that's right.

And that's gonna happen. Your dogs in heat. First of all, I don't like other dogs to be here when I'm not here with these dogs. No. I was, your dogs in heat.

What were you going to say? I was nervous this was going to turn into a dog abortion story. And I was like, I don't even know where you get that done. Just do where he. Well, oh, you got to cross state lines,

depending on where you're at. Yeah. He warned Taylor to keep her dog on a leash and supervised while outside. So he was like, all right, I've already left. You won't put it in the kennel, which I'm trying to pay for. You guys all say I'm controlling. Yeah.

Dude, I would say this in the aftermath and I don't even know where this goes. Sell the puppies, take the money. You're good at that. Well, I don't think the dog got, I think that. This caused him and his girlfriend to fight again. But he had to leave the day before they could resolve it. He's got a work trip slash a fair he's trying to do. Let him live his life.

Let him go. Taylor. Let him cook. Taylor left. That's the friend. Work trips in Thailand. Taylor left the day that I got home. Weeks later, her dog had puppies.

That's right. That's what we did. Weeks later. The girlfriend admitted that they only put Taylor's dog on a leash when his other cousin was over, but they let the dog run free the rest of the time. Okay. Now Taylor. Now Taylor wants him to pay half of the vet bills and puppy expenses until they are home.

Absolutely. This woman needs to be. Absolutely not. If the girlfriend, make the girlfriend pay. I said, don't bring your dog. You brought the dog. I said, I paid for the go to the kennel. Since I'm not there to make sure there's no issues.

You told me I was controlling. He's also not just being finicky. These are like, these are working dogs that are like, it's their job to be like aggressive and fuck and hunt. Am I allowed to say fuck on this? And you bring over a dog in heat. Right. You bring over here an idiot.

Yeah. And we're not victim blaming. This seems like a setup. I think they want to. the dog to get pregnant. He said, I think they did this number. It's not this bad boy. She wants to start a puppy mill.

She's a weird phrase. He said, we all have dreams. Taylor's railing about me to my girlfriend about not having my dog neutered. I still refused to pay. She's railing about me while my dog railed her dog. There it is. He claims his doing the railing around here.

He claims his dogs were where they are supposed to be. Of course they were. And it's not his fault. Taylor's dog got in the yard and made it, especially when he told her not to bring her over. This is an open and shut crate. That is so good.

He built it up perfectly. It ended with the economy of words. And the same syllables and the same. You landed a plane. Like the Nintendo NES top gun where you can never get it on to the air car carrier. You landed. Like the submersible. You landed that submersible.

What are you going to say? There's like 10 levels to this story where someone else could have been wrong. and she was wrong everything. Every time. And he's having multiple fights with his girlfriend who also allowed all of this. That's what I'm talking about. The girlfriend is complicit in everything here. She just wants to be upset.

She's still mad at her mom. Also, what I would say to him, and what I would say, the red flag about your relationship. You know your girlfriend. Yes. Have someone else stay at the farm to manage all the stuff. Or he's saying he should have tapped someone in.

Or. Yes. or go to chat GBT, have them write up a legal sort of release form that says, if you bring a dog to this thing and you leave it off of a leash, we are not responsible for the consequence.

Right. If they won't let you pay for the kennel, you must sign this release. I mean, I think if you have unneured farm dogs, you should have a lawyer on retainer. Always there. As opposed to chat GBT. Guys, we got unneutral farm dogs here.

We're not going to, I also think this could be a new corporate phrase. Guys, we're not going to neuter the farm dogs on this one. Let's let them run wild. It also could be a fun new legal practice area for emerging law school. Right. Right. Let's not neuter the farm dogs on this one. Guys, I want you to go wild, make the presentation as fun.

Go wild. Go wild. So we could say confidently that she screwed the pooch on this. She did. I want everyone pregnant on this presentation. We're not neutering the farm dogs. He finished by saying, am I wrong here? because I believe she and my girlfriend can cover the expenses since they went behind my vats.

100%. Maybe she was looking for a reason to leave him and she was just trying to just piss him off into it. I mean, the psychology is it makes no sense to me. He has a paper trail. I actually think he could win this case in small claims court. I agree. I completely agree. If you put this on the people's court and Judge Judy. He would win this case every time. I think even just as the homeowner, he could win this.

I love, well, I'm assuming he on. Who was Franklin and Jaya's bit? Yeah. Franklin and Jai comedian, so funny. Who played the dad in, uh, on the bear. No, no, no, that's Robert Townsend. He was, the dad in bridesmaids. Oh, God, he's so great.

Anyway, he had an old bit where he's like, person and on people's court does a whole thing. And he did this. And all Wapner wants to see. He's like, do you have a receipt? And they're like, no, I don't. He's like, I'll be right back. I'm not to say. He did this.

He did that. He did that. Do you have a receipt? No, I do not. I'll be right back with my business. And that's it. And that could be the case. I love when you get a window into somebody's because they posted this whole thing.

And then they go, I do plan on asking my girlfriend when she gets home tomorrow. So he's literally- No, he's building the case to show her. Everyone in the world agrees with me, babe. Reddit. Read-red it. It's telling the percentage of people. The frustrating thing about these stories is I don't know.

I want to know the backstory of, like, how many other dogs has he allowed on? Like maybe she's there. He's fine with it. I know, but maybe he's there. He can supervise. Like my dog is Tracy Morgan. She's known, about to get pregnant.

She's known since I moved here. Why I don't allow dogs I don't know on the farm when I'm absent. I don't know what that is referring to. No, it's just him being cautious because of his dog. I've been asking for answers for weeks about why she decided to go behind my back this time. Because she's over it. Well, she also doesn't respect. She doesn't.

You can't bring it around. Yeah. Those farm dogs are. huge. Antonio Cromarty is my dog. Okay. Assuming that they had four puppies. Okay.

How much is the cost of the vet bill for the vet bills for four puppies for shots and spayed or neutering? $8,000. No, no, no, no. Like, 1500. We'll get out of here on this. For four puppies. What do you think he's looking at asking to be split? As a dog owner, I'm going to say $6,000.

If it's for The answer is $2,000. There we go. I was right there. That's just farm medicine. It's one story down. We come back and we'll find out what Dan has going on.

Evan Hull has going on. We'll just talk about because you don't know when this is going to drop. We'll talk about where people can find what you're doing. Yeah, yeah. I got stuff far away too. That's good. So it's down people town. Evan Hall is with us.

We're talking diving. We're talking St. Louis. We're talking his aunt. Crazy stuff happening. We'll be right back. Stick around. Make a sound. Come here down.

It's Dump People Town. Hey, guys. I want to talk to you about your finances. Sit down. This is why we've called you here. Actually, I want to talk to you, Dan. I know it's the beginning of a new year, 2026. What are your financial goals for 2020s?

To get rid of some streaming services, save some money. Figure out what I'm paying for that I don't need. Budgeting. Always good. Literally, I just put it on my to do-do list. There's one bill that I pay every month that I'm like, I don't think I need to be paying this. I'm excited because...

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Hunger down. It's dumb people town. Hey guys, welcome back to the show before we jump into how you can follow Evan and follow his career. Daniel, where can people just, I know you let people know about the podcast. I mean, if this is around the end of November, I'll be doing a charity show for Habitat Humanity for Humanity in a big theater in Bloomington, Indiana on Saturday, November 22nd. Evan Hall will be opening that show. It will be him and I. And then a couple days later, I'm doing some of the Kyle Canaan Thanksgiving show.

at Talia Hall. Other than that, if it's after that, thanks for coming out to those things. Otherwise, go to Daniel Van Kirk.com. Listen to the midnight air that drops every single week. Watch Rolls Gold if you haven't done that yet. Check out Wine Club if you want to watch a little movie.

And, yeah, everything's at Danielvancourt.com. You just gave people their winter break. Yeah, that's all of the plans. I tried. I tried. Evan, how can people follow you on the socials, watch your comment? Anything in the distant.

Yeah, well, at Instagram, it's at Evan Hall alive. Great. And I think my distant is future right now is the date that... Pay now. I do have an hour coming out and the date just got moved. It was supposed to drop like two weeks ago. And then it got bought. But it'll be out in about December, January.

Do we know who's doing it? Are you allowed to mention it? It's comedy dynamics. Great. Awesome. Oh, yeah. I think it's right around here too. Yeah.

They are. Yeah. Title of it? It's called Big Cool Bug. Big Cool Bug. Great. And everybody at Evan, a whole life. Alive.

Alive. That's a lot. Love you, big fan. People should check you out. Agreed. All right, here we go. Sent in by Sam Householder, at Sam Householder. Here we go.

Florida man arrested after crashing meth, fentanyl-filled drone into home. Say cops. That's an accident, right? I mean... Trying to deliver it. Cudos for him to be able to fly that day. God forbid a man blow off some steam once in a while. Seriously.

Have you ever flown a drone? I have. Yes. You have. Yes. Are they easy to operate? No. They're not.

Like my son got two drones as a gift. He used to get drones as gifts from like relatives. Yeah, it's a very go-to gift. It's like uncle who doesn't understand that the second it comes out of the box, he's going to fly it into the ceiling and break it. That's one. Second one is fly it up into the tree and it's gone. Yeah, or just take it to the park and then it's just out of range and it falls in the street.

That's what happened to me. Yeah. Third, fly it up and start spying on neighbors. As a boy, and I mean as an adult man, if drones or something that I am. Boys mental. Very, very much a boy brain.

And I, drones go like, I'm like, this is great, this is my afternoon, and then one flight, it's in the tree. It's gone.

It's gone. And it's just video games. Drone is like a very expensive frisbee. Am I right? Yeah. And then the, it sounds like a bee.

Any drone you could fly, it seems fun. And then that happens. And then one step above that is like, you have to have a commercial drone pilot license for me. Yes. Right. Like you need,

you know, it's so complicated. It's like, so I'm going to get this guy his flowers. kudos for being able to strap fentanyl and this other stuff. But he's trying to do that first. Oh, it's a delivery. That's right.

That's right. He's like Uber Eats for drugs. Here we go. All right. High is a kite. This is New York Post. Oh, that's the title.

I guess what they wrote. I love it. A Florida man was... I don't mean to drone on. A Florida man, they didn't even do that and they should have. There we go. A Florida man was arrested after allegedly crashing a drone carrying hordes of meth. Hordes.

I didn't know meth could be measured in hordes. That was more of a... Actually, two. Actually, two and a half hordes. How many hordes of meth do you? Two and a half hordes of meth and fentanyl into a house in Lutz, according to the authorities. Homeowners alerted cops on Monday night that a man later identified as Jason Brooks. Yeah.

Oh, my God, this Jason Brooks. Do you? Oh, my God. It's Paul. Oh, my God. It's Jason Brooks. Is that your uncle? Arrived at their front door.

Okay, so Jason, a homeowner's alerted cops on Monday night after a man later identified Jason Brooks, arrived at their front door. me something of mine is in your house. After allegedly crashing his drone to their house, they have hoars of meth that I try this way. Can I ask, where is Lutz, Florida? I don't know. Because I can't imagine this is the first time this has happened in that area.

Yeah, it feels definitely not prime real estate. You know, you're the third one this week. Yeah. That's what they said. He's in trouble because it's his couple of strikes. That's right. He's like, no, that was me those other times. Three drone strikes in your eye.

Okay. I'm not going to tell hold he was. We'll guess at the end. He was arrested Brooks after. The startled homeowners turned over the drone to deputies, which allegedly contained multiple bags of narcotics, containing methamphetamine and fentanyl police set. Multiple bags. Many bags. Dron hits your house, apartment building, wherever you live.

Yes. Can't just kind of bounce off the roof? Drugs are attached to it. Yeah. I understand calling the cops then. You're like, oh, shit, we got drugs. I don't get rid of this. Whatever.

Whatever. You don't know a drone has hit your house. Right. Guy comes, says, hey, my drone's in your backyard. You get it. realize it as drugs, do you just give him? I think you give it and go. I'm not calling a cop. I go, here's your drone.

Right? I 100%. I can understand not knowing where this came from or whatever and you're like, hey, you get somebody down here to come take this. No, I would just be like free drone, this is what I would say to the person. Hey man, what kind of drugs are on this thing? Meth and fentanyl. You know, fentanyl kills people.

Yeah. And it can kill a lot of people. So I wouldn't send that to people if I were you. Yeah. I may actually keep the fentanyl. I go, you get the other shit. Well, but I'm saying, like, I wouldn't send that if I were you, if you know what I mean. Yeah.

And then you leave it go because then you're like, will I turn it in? I could call the cops. I do also think anyone flying a drone with drugs attached also has a blade on them. And I want to get them. Yeah, that's true. You don't. Actually, I think a lot of people flying drones just have blades on them. A lot of knife guys.

Like a boot knife? A boot knife. Yes. A lot of the just a standard non-methed out boy brain. There's like three knives in my car. Right. And so you feel like every, every dude with a drone is essentially an updated version of Crocodile Dundee.

Yes. Yeah. Also, if you're on enough, if you're on enough meth where you're like, I should fly my meth drone, you're going to stab someone. It's not a drone. Yeah.

This is a drone. It's a drown. The bumbling drone operator tried to explain to cops that his device may have ended up in the backyard of the home before he was cuffed, according to the body cam video shared by the sheriff's office. Yeah. They showed me it was in the backyard, but I tried to knock, Brooks told officer. Like, he's not even trying to help himself.

Right. No, he's like, it's maritime law. It was in the air. Yeah. You can't busts me. International airspace. Come on, man. This guy had no plan how to get out of this.

No. When you're just narrating what happened to the cops, I didn't try to make an excuse. Also, when your defenses, I tried to knock. That has nothing to do with the meth or the fent. I tried to be polite. Yeah. Brooks told officers in the footage while wearing a red baseball cap and white tank top. So he is,

Jason Bourne. Yes. Oh, my God. This is Jason board. Oh, my God. Additional footage showed the bags of drugs with names written on them that were seized from the drone. Like, those people's names are also going to get by. That's right. Cops discovered Brooks's vehicle, which was not registered and was missing a proper tag. If you're

going to fly a drone full of drugs, you may as well register your car. Make sure your shit's up today. How many times we said this? Those customers hadn't drawn the money back to him yet. He's got to re-up his registration. Well, that's what I was going to say. If he has multiple names, he's trying to make multiple deliveries. He's on a real honor system here that the first person

isn't going to take the other people's drugs. Right. Right. Damn right. Oh my god. They send it back by a catapult. He's almost too trusting of the world. Yeah. But I also think that he has no plan because if you get to a point where you're flying drugs on a drone, you're kind of like, this either works or it doesn't. Right. This is going to be my ticket to the greatest

life ever or not. There's no contingency plan. There's no middle ground either. All right, here we go. He has been charged with operating an unregistered vehicle attaching a tag not assigned, driving with a license, cancel, suspended, revoked. Two counts of possession of a controlled substance with the intent to sell or deliver. Of course, because he had other people's names on it.

Possession of a controlled substance, according to the authorities. A contact for Brooks' attorney was not immediately available. Let's get out of here on this. How old is Jason Brooks? Thrones are a young man's game. Unless you're ex-military. I think that this is the kind of thing that either a 23-year-old or a 67-year-old. You got to pick.

Because it seems like it gets to the point. I'm figuring this out because a 12-year-old. 23-year-old could be like, I'm a young man, I can figure this out. And a 67-year-old would be like, drones could be the new, like, I can figure that out. That's how we do this. So I'm going to go older, and I'm going to say he's 66. I'm going to say, I actually buy the first half of what you're saying, and I'm going to say he's 23, Michael Jordan. I'm going to go 38 years old. 38 years old. Aaron, you want to throw a guest in the hopper? 27. Okay, get your answers in. And then Randy, you'll do the next one. He'll tell you where we're at.

Take us all. I'm going to take it. I'm going to take a. I'm going to take you to break. Jason Bourne. Jason Brooks. Same thing is 49 years old. So you were right. Right. Yeah.

It seems like something that like an able-bodied 50-year-old would think was a good idea, but has no knowledge of how to work technology. Yeah. And like old enough to think, oh, I could just tell people I need to get my drone out of your word. And I didn't mention this in the article, but I read it in a side article. He's 49 in Nozuran. He went to Metro High School. Wow.

That's amazing. All right. There we go. Let's call her. That is crazy. All right. I've got a crazy story. And it's not like who's the asshole,

but we're going to discuss whether someone's outfit is, should have created the uproar that it did. All right, that's all this. If it's a mascot, I'm excited. Nope, no, all this after the break, it's Tom People Town with Evan Hall. Very cool. Stick around.

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Great. Shall we jump in? Can't wait. This is sent in by me. I sent this in. I found this one. Nice. Here's the headline.

Woman stunned after Best friend of a certain amount of years ends friendship over her quote mom shorts wait what ends friendship ends friendship over the other woman's mom shorts okay we all have friends who come in our lives for a reason or for a season or for a lifetime there are those that a inspirational i know right what is this situational friendships like from work or school an nancy meyers movie that dissolve when we exit that space and there are friendships that might form from knowing the same people. Then there are those tried and true friendships that we will truly, that will truly stand

the test of time, but even though sometimes fractured under pressure and sometimes for the most ridiculous reason. TikToker, this TikTok, I'm not going to give her a TikTok thing, began filming and speaking of herself in the mirror and appearing exhausted and devastated. And then she said, a certain amount of years, a certain amount of years being best friends out the window. Why? Best friends.

She then stepped back and scanned herself up and down wearing short brown, a short brown t-shirt and new American Eagle mom shorts, which offer three inch in seam and are high-rise and fully cover the person in the front and the back. I have a teenage daughter who likes to wear very skimpy things. I'm going to say right here, this is not, should not be considered and you're going to understand why. The TikToker appeared flabbergasted. previous weekend TikToker flew to Las Vegas to spend time with her best friend, help her best friend prepare for a housewarming party, and go with her best friend and two sons aged 1417 to do their back-to-school shopping. She believed everything went well, and everyone had a good time.

That was until she received a phone call shortly before the video was filmed. This can't be real. This cannot be real. About an hour ago, she calls me. We're having a normal conversation. Then all of a sudden she mentions her boys were uncomfortable, specifically the younger one. I said, what do you mean uncomfortable? She said, your shorts were so short. They were inappropriate.

You made them uncomfortable. First of all, what's wrong with these 14 and 17-year-old kids? You're 14-17. You see an ass hanging out. You got to be excited. You've got to go. These are dorks. You could see her whole butt hang out.

She's like, I'm sorry, but you can't see my butt. Then she pivoted to show the back of her shorts in the mirror. Shorts looked high-wasted in the back, too. But her butt and thighs immediately below the buttocks level were completely covered. So she's looking for an excuse to get out of this relationship. My butt's covered. It's covered. Their mom shorts, she said.

But I will say if anyone has. had mentioned that they thought I was wearing was inappropriate, I would have changed the clothing, but no, everything was fine. We were, now we're having this conversation. So, who is the jerk here? Should she have said something in the moment, hey, that's a little inappropriate in front of the boys, right? So we, yes, I may have missed something. I think these are adult women that we're talking about adult women. One has kids. I'm going to show you, yeah, they've been friends for a long time. I think this just means that this woman has always dressed real weird around her and she just needs to find an expression. She's like, I got to end this relationship. She's

I push back. They're not inappropriate. I feel they're appropriate. I feel there how I normally dress. She goes off and tells me that because of the things that have happened, her 14-year-old is going to need therapy to deal with how he's eating. Oh, my God. Yeah.

And they're not used to seeing people dress like this dressed so inappropriately. I love this. You're 14. This is not coming from your 14. You just want someone to safely talk about her supple ass to. This is what she said. I'm like, they live in Vegas. You live in Vegas.

You tell me that. see this and she said no they're never around it my kids don't see anything wrong except for a guy blowing another guy behind a building there's not wrong with that nothing wrong with it no they're never around uh never around uh never around your butt was out it was so inappropriate okay so this is just say i don't want to be friends i'm gonna show the woman i were not friends how not inappropriate are these shorts are those jean shorts yeah they're like they're covering everything yes they're Covering everything. Everything.

So I think you guys are right. I think the other woman from Vegas was looking for any excuse to get out of this. She's having a breakdown of some kind. Also, this woman flew to Vegas to help her kids go shopping. Unless, here's what I'm... I think there might have been another argument, and maybe if she's a TikTok creator, she's just trying to create drama. But at face value, assuming this is true, this woman's just a loser.

Right. Yeah. The woman accusing her. Accusing her. But she is right. That kid is going to need. therapy. I also see a scenario where this woman has always been the one friend trying to be youthful constantly. Yes. And that could be very annoying. Stop doing it, Diane. I think there's a giant

crack in her relationship and it's her ass-cress. That's right. Hey. Not to be cheeky, but we're going to get out of here on this. Okay. How long of a friendship? I bet she's bummed about it. That's right. How long is the in-seems three inches, but how long was the friendship that is now completely irreparably? In tatters. Gone. Oh, I'm going to say It can't be lifelong Because lifelong women and men will hate each other Forever and just never get out of it

That's right Yeah So you're in that one You're in that I think this adds a new layer to it Because I feel like they've been friends For a very short amount of time And this woman has been imposing on her

In a way where she's like, I'm going to fly to Vegas For to help your kids shop And the woman's just like I can't I cannot stay in this fucking woman Why is she flying here? And so finally she's like It's a shorts

It's got to be the shorts It's got to be the shorts Yeah So I'm going to say under a year Okay 10 months sure yeah what do you think I'm gonna go six years

okay 12 years Aaron you have a you have a you have to like say this is a problem I don't know if I'm just trying to fabricate a reason for why she could act this no I think that's the first 12 years show I know I think but we always try

since high school so I'm gonna say nine years nine years well no she has a 14 and a 17 year old so it's since high school yeah Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I said what I said.

Sheesh. End quote Aaron. Okay. All right. Are you okay? It's okay. It's okay. It's just getting a little worked out.

He's so worked up. You can't even breathe. All right. So they have been friends and this friendship is now going to go. Well, I've been coughing a whole time. Me too. Get his aunt on the phone. I've been trying not to cough.

Right. So his aunt, see if she'll cough on the podcast. She will 100%. She'll 100% cough on the podcast. And she'll better than our. She went to Metro. This woman and her friend have been friends and no longer are friends, but had been friends for 23 years. Oh my God.

So maybe this was building up over many, many things. The shorts were the short shorts were the last draw. She just dropped it up. The denim. The camel's back. I mean, that's just the way it goes. All right, guys, that is the show. That's how we do it.

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