Dumb People Town - Hampton Yount - Got That Dog In Him

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

Comedian Hampton Yount (@TheHamptonYount on YouTube) stops by as Randy describes a woman who claims to have had a threesome with a woman and her dead husband's ghost, Jason explains how a Florida man in a Dalmatian onesie outran police but was caught at his girlfriend's house, and Daniel warns against fellatio while driving, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewpanions.chewy.com/dumbpeopletown.

I had a threesome with a bisexual woman and my dead husband's ghost. He finally got his happy ending. Florida man, dressed in Dalmatian onesie, outruns troopers, shakes off tasers before he's caught at girlfriend's home. Woman performing oral sex on driver causes vehicle to crash into a school bus. Another vehicle. FedEx truck. Dan and ran and Jay will share tales of coke so unaware they lack in race and sometimes choose the life they choose will make the news breaking down each epic fail in Florida there's half price

mail I'm happy to say they couldn't make this dumb so listen to our podcast jam with co-host our man Dan members don't be a jerk because when the music which the funny hits and we are the sound down is dumb people town. Hey daddies welcome to another episode of dumb people town population population yon Hampton Yunt and a new table. Hi, Hampy. We like to greet you with a brand new table. He doesn't know it's new.

He does. We got a new table. We got Hampton. Hampton, you are one of our favorite guests ever on this show. Whoa. And you guys are my favorite host of this show. We are the best host of this show. There was the real brief period where Dan just did it with Hoda Code B.

Cotby. When Jay Leno took it back from you guys. Dan and Hoda and J. Leno was a very. Interesting. And they would have on a guest. D.H.J. D.H.J. D.P.T. They still talk about it. They'd still talk about all the time.

And you just let her drink a box of wine every show. Of course. Helped. It helped us get through. Guess what? The world's still dumb. And while we have Hampti here, I think we got to just get it. Oh, shit.

Are we having box wine? No, we are. Yes. This is a box wine kind of Tuesday. A little white zen. A little white zin. So I have a story that, you know, this is I'm going to just, you know, I don't like to give a lot of like details before the story comes or recurs or disclaimers qualifiers but this is

i believe a beautiful story that i'm 80% in support of okay maybe even 90% in support of this person but there's a little part of me that wants to call bullshit on it so i need you guys throughout this story we're going to play like i'll just consistently check in with you and be like how we feel we think it is a group here yeah like are we still and am i am i I wrong to even have the slightest bit of doubt. I think it's always good to have a little bit of doubt. Okay. But here we go. Sceptic. Okay. This is sent in by Kyle Andrews at late night nachos. Thank you, Kyle. Headline. I had a threesome with a bisexual woman and my dead husband's ghost. He finally got his

happy ending. How do you know that? Is this a sequel to Ghost? How do you know? I have wanted to do a sequel to Ghost with actually Patrick Swayze. Today. And only whoopi can talk to him. We just need to cross over. Is he on set yet, Whoopi? No, he ghosted us. Literally, he goes to us.

Not returning my cause. I mean, Dan. Ghost can't orgasm. He's number zero on the call sheet. How do you know he had a happy ending? This is just the headline. How do you know? I mean, this is the same thing that somebody dies and they're like, he would have wanted this.

Like, you can't prove if he wouldn't have wanted it. Anything. Let's ask him, we can't. Okay. you hear the moaning, right? Can you distinguish between the moans? Oh, God. Not my ass.

Not my ass. So. Why would you tell anybody? Right. So a UK. Tell everybody, dude. So again, I'm just, where are we in the thing right now? Is it bullshit?

I like that she cares enough about her dead husband. Well, bullshit in terms of like it didn't happen or. I know she experienced something. She feels something. Okay. I believe that you believe and that's cute. Yeah. We need the ghost chasers, like ghost hunters in the house.

She's like, is your husband coming? Ghost orgasms. Is he coming or going or coming? A UK widow brought new meaning to being with someone in spirit after allegedly having a threesome, allegedly. I like that they threw that in it. With a woman and the ghost of her dead husband. Quote, I don't believe in a literal afterlife, but I felt his presence. You better.

Yeah, I was like, you're disproving your own thing right now. I don't think ghosts are real. But I have sex with my husband. That said. Somebody's come is everywhere. All right. Somebody's ghost bludges everywhere. I'm not a superstitious man.

Doesn't Casper the friendly ghost look like as little as sperm? Yeah, my wife catches me a jacket off. I'm like, listen, honey, ghosts are real. Yes. There is a... I'm sorry. Why? You're the only one in the room.

There's a ghost here. You heard moaning. I don't believe in the little afterlife, but I felt his presence as we had sex. She's like, I heard her woman's voice. You're like, that was me, actually. Nikki Wake, unfortunate name for someone who is dealing with a dead husband. Right.

Great name for someone in the X games. There you go. Nikki Wake. Dude, we've been tasting Nikki's Wake all day. Dude, wake and bake is my podcast. I just want to... We get high. Good.

On the half, like... Wait, what if Nikki Wake? What if Nikki Wake? Doing a double X, piss off my dad move? What if Nikki Wake was a water skier, Wake who also got high? Yes. She had a podcast. I said that.

That doesn't happen. I know. Fit the podcast name into your thing. Thank you. All right. We'll find out how old she is later. Told Jam Press. I love that she's like, I got to get this thing out to the press.

Yeah. Let's get hot off the presses. Let's go talk to Jam Press about. The year's smoking gun. Jam Press, the British version of MTV News. Thank you, right? Deadline. Right.

Just go ahead and, all right. So, Jam Press, while describing her alleged post-mortem menageretre, I'm going to show a picture. I kind of like her. There's like a sweetness to her, right? Yeah, that's exactly what I was big. That sweetness is cigarettes and alcohol. That's a long island medium without the hair.

She's drinking a lot. She's like, I was always a little hesitant about introducing a thing. third person into what was a deeply loving and fulfilling relationship. Right. Time time out on you. Yeah. Do you think, maybe you know or you guys think. Yeah. She hooked up with a woman. Yes. Felt the presence of her husband. Right. And then after it was over, it was like, oh, I guess he got his three way. Or finally. The intent was to hook up with a woman with him, his spirit being there. So that everyone knew going into this, we're going to have a paranoia.

normal three-way. Right. Or did it happen in the moment and afterwards? Because like, are you saying to somebody, I want you to come over and I'm going to, the presence of my dad husband's going to be here and we're going to have a three-way. Or does she leave after your hookup and be like, I kind of feel like that was our three-way. That was our three-way. Like, which one do you think?

She's tied. I'm going to 69 on a Ouija board and we'll see what happens. So is it like a three-way seance or just after the fact she felt like she had it. And then that woman really wasn't a part, like, she doesn't know she had a paranormal. Or she trying to make the. experience of hooking up with this woman more better just by saying oh my dead husband oh like maybe she's widowed widow sex he's now passed over plus you've made him go to heaven so this say his safe word is boo what if that was like his thing that was like his quantum leap

where he was like well we did it we did it now i can cross over yeah you should let him go i was always a little hesitant about introducing third person what was it deeply loving and fulfilling Sure. I don't think you need to say that much. That's like when Dustin Penner, the guy on the L.A. Kings, who injured himself, what he said was cutting through his wife's delicious pancakes. I'm like, you don't need to add the quality. How much do you have to prop of your wife?

Is she leaning on him? Make sure you let him know how delicious it was. Every time an athlete gets a non-sports-related injury. always think it's a lie. Yeah. Like Scotty Shuffler. Oh, dude. How about Derek?

Anytime, any, any, anytime it isn't like in the news is exactly what happened. It's a straight up lie. That they're just sort of like, oh, I hurt myself around the house. I'm like, there's no truth. What really happened? Derek Rose. It just doesn't seem right. Okay, Dan.

Your chiquot. The most debauchress night. Oh, yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Derek Rose. Derek Rose. Cut his finger. He's a point card by saying he was cutting an apple.

in bed. I'm like, what is he? Live in a studio apartment. And the murphy bed was closing. I reached over the kitchen, which is right. And then see, again, that's weird. Why wouldn't you just say, I cut my finger cutting an apple? Why in bed? We all go, okay. It sounds like a brother's grim, like, fairy tale kind of thing. I'm cutting an apple with a bed in my bed and, oh, I plucked my thumb open. And then a witch came in. And then a crow came in. No, but that is, Dan, you're right, when people give too many details in the story that aren't needed their line. So this is, we're going to, I think we're going to find this out.

The Manchester resident, the woman who identifies as bisexual, claimed her husband, Andy. So she identifies a bisexual and then is married to this guy. Okay. My guess is maybe he was like, I don't want, I'm married to the straight part of you, and I don't want to bring other people into this room. She waited until he died. And now she, she could be bi and, but in a hetero relationship. Totally. But I'm saying she waited till he.

Then why did she want in there? And why is she saying? Because after the fact, she was like, he was here. He said it was cool. And the whole time he was married to her. I thought though it said he fulfilled the dream that he wanted of having a three. So I don't know. I'm not sure.

Dren about having, okay. And she claimed her husband, Andy, had dreamt about having a threesome. Let's ask him. See? Oh, he's not here. Typical man. Something she had secretly fantasized about as well. Tell him the secret.

You guys are together. Go to Burning Man. Quote, I used to joke that I'd treat him to it for his 60th birthday. However, it wasn't until her husband's untimely death from COVID in 2020. She was able to make this dream come true by linking up with a woman who had the hots for her late hubby. Wait, so then she found a guy, a woman who had the haths. How do you find that? How do you set up that Tinder profile where you go through his emails?

The person and they're like, oh, by the way, I am dead. Right. This photo is of the dead person. He got it on his phone and that's it. They reportedly made whoopee. I can't believe something. Rigamortis is the close. The closest thing he's had to a hard-on in wits.

Slappy White. They reportedly made whoopee in Andy's honor and claimed his spirit was there like a salacious version of the supernatural romance flick. Ghost, there you go. Here's a picture of the two and together. Look at they seem so happy. Beautiful kids. I love the couple, right?

Way claimed that she felt the presence. All right. Then they mold having another Randy triple-head. it's not a triple header that would be sex three times at a New Year's party but refrain from pulling the trigger if we were going to go for it

I assume we'd either use a specialist dating site or perhaps hire an escort said Wake I was always a little hesitant about introducing a third person into what was a deeply loving but as a one-off for a special occasion I felt like it could be fun or memorable for both of us

yeah like when you do cocaine once right her paramour passed away right Robert Donnie Jr. Sure in 2020, all right? The destroyed Wake who feared she'd never be able to replace what they had before Andy became ill, she said we had a passion satisfying sex life, delicious pancakes, and the bereaved woman said I couldn't imagine ever feeling that way again.

Before Andy became ill, that's it. Nonetheless, Wake re-entered the dating pool at, I'm not going to tell you what age. Listen yourself is bisexual on romance site as she dated women in the past and wasn't ready to be intimate with another man. Andy has been the only person that she's been with for how many years? Oh, he was 60 when he was going to get the thing? 35 years. What do you think?

10. Okay. It's going to be drastic. 38 years. Okay. Get your answers in town. It's 20 years. Oh.

She reasoned it was intimidated to connect with a woman despite feeling nervous and out of practice due to her newly. Welcome to our world. They've got new things down there. It got lots of complicated machinery. It's a whole different ballgame. She didn't say sex. She just said connect.

Yeah, connect with it. And that's not untrue. My husband would let me connect with anyone. Wake got lucky and met an incredibly kind woman on one of the romance sites. After initial date, did they have that? Romance sites? The two went back to Wake's place and carried out their so-called phantom rendezvous. She thanked me for being open and told me she was honored.

to help me feel something other than grief. I love this person, said Wake. She also reassured me that Andy would have wanted to, wanted me to rediscover my sexuality. How did she know that? Put a thumb in my ass. Andy would have wanted that. He would have said.

Andy would have said. Andy would have said. Spitting my face. Andy would have wanted it. Pee on my arm. Somewhere up there. I'm feeling that Andy wanted it. He's up there right now, jizzing down on us.

It's a beautiful time. When they moved to the bedroom, the unnamed woman noticed Andy's picture and comment how beautiful it was and how she would have happily slept with you both if he were here today. So she didn't know him until then. She said he was beautiful. But remember she was like somebody who was attracted to my husband. She didn't know that until after they hooked up. During the romp, Wake said she felt like the widow maker's presence. And she said that he'd absolutely support her getting back in the sack with the woman.

And in other words, the other woman allowed him to love vicariously through her whether or not she really carnally communed with the dead. And that is a provable fact. I could almost hear him say, you deserve joy. Just don't forget me, recounted, wank, wank, I never will. Whank? You deserve joy. I could almost. This is like, this is legalese where you're like, I could almost hear him say.

Did you hear him say that? I could almost hear him say that. So let me get this straight. He's in hell. Right. Like, this is his hell is that he has to like go along with all of this. Wait, he's like, no, no, no, I didn't say that. What he? Oh, oh, great.

We get to have the threesome after I'm dead. Yeah. That's really convenient. She's putting fingers in your mouth. You put words in my mouth? The reborn, this is where, okay. So where are you in this thing? Like, I'm very much like she's justifying what she did.

Thank you. That's what she's doing. I think this is the 10% of me. Dan? Dan, I'm happy for her that she found somebody. What do you think, Dan? Yeah. She probably felt guilty.

about hooking up. Thank you. I'm going, I'm doubling down on he's in hell. Okay. This is like, it's the worst possible scenario. Right. You know, retribution. The reborn Brit claims she now identifies as polyamorous and has multiple ongoing relationships. So now it's like this first woman who gave such a beautiful experience. You're one of many. So what he would have wanted? Although he had no. Although she hasn't specified her late. He's saying go. No. Although she. No, I'm a father. You're harder? I'm a following partner Although she hasn't specified

If her late husband has made a post-mortem cameo In any of her other flings He's on cameo Inspired by her saga Wake created a website called Widows Fire That allows widows and widowers To keep that spark alive

After losing his spouse No matter when you lost your partner Our main focus is to love And lust after loss Is that your main focus I'm on a widow's fire right now Get on there What are you doing?

I'm checking my profile. Wake said she ultimately hopes that her experience teaches people to be open about your situation and your desires. Which she wasn't. Which she totally. Total hypocrite. Totally wasn't. She never was. We're going to get out of here on this.

How old is Miss Wake? 48. 48? 64 years old. What do you think? 57. I got to go older, actually. What do you think?

It is like 54. 54. One of you is one year off. 58. What did I say? 55? 64. 63.

Get your answers in town. That's story number one. We come back to let you know what we have going on, what Hampti's got going on, where you can see him and follow him. This woman, Nancy Wake, who apparently had a three-way. She can hear her husband. She can feel his presence and knows what he's thinking. Sure. It's 53 years old.

Oh, you want on the other way. All right. She looks like shit. We're 50. She's got a whole life ahead of her. We look great. We look great. We'll take a break.

Let's take a break. It's Stump People Town with the Great Hampton Yacht. We'll be right back after this. Stick around. Make a sound. Come you down. It's Dump People Town. Hey guys, if you're a pet owner like me, I have my two dogs.

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Boom. Stick around. Make a sound. Come you down. It's Dumb People Town. Hey, guys, welcome back to the show. Before we jump in, Jay, we should let people know what we have going on. SuperSclogers.com for all of that stuff.

Hampton, what's going on? How can people follow you? I've been following you on the old TikTok. Your clips are so fun. So fun. Thanks. This is a top-level stand-up that you need to be following, period. Yeah, just my YouTube channel would be great.

If people want to find me there, I'm putting up a lot more stuff and a lot more old stand-up, like archival stuff I've found that I'm like, oh man, this is a beautiful video that I've just never shown anybody. Awesome. Didn't you do the meltdown? I saw some of your set from the Meltdown TV show. Oh, yeah, yeah.

It was such a lot up there. That was, put that in your pipe and smoking in. I've already got that up. That's such a good set. You could redo it. You could redo it. You could redo it. But I want to do those jokes that couldn't make it on TV.

Too hot. Too hot. So it's Hampton, Y-O-U-N-T. I think I put real Hampton Y-U-N-T. Real Hampton Young. There are a million. I couldn't get Hampton. Cops.

That's crazy. Well, follow him on that and socials are same, right? Yeah. Follow him. Find out, because if you hit the road and you do stand up, you got to go see him. Yeah. See that you're in. All right.

Let me get to this story. Sent it by Sean Anderson at Sean 70. Florida man dressed in Dalmatian onesie outruns troopers, shakes off tasers before he's caught at Girlfriends Home. What's the most shocking part of that headline? That he has a girlfriend. Dalmatian costume. Because I'm thinking they were like children's performer

had to make a run or something because it's like where does that? Outruns troopers. I would have loved it if he joined up with a hundred of his friends and ran to his girlfriend. I'm sure. There's a hundred or one. I don't know which one of you.

What I mean. So let me. Yeah, someone skins him. I think this is what he slept in. Yeah, exactly. The New York Post articles. Turn him into a coat. There's also two places they're going to look for you and you went to one of them.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. If he's a Dalmatian, he's inbred. It does happen a long. And he's from Florida. Now, and ill-tempered. Do you put him...

Where's he go? Does he go to a firehouse and pretend he's just... No. The dog? Probably where he started out. Put him in the pound. Ready? Stick him in the pound.

He went for a pound to his girlfriends. There you go. He was easy to spot. Get out of here. Shut up. New York Post. It was his jam news. Jesus.

A Florida man. Bizarly dressed in a Dalmatian. onesy. That's not that bizarre. For Florida, bolted during a traffic stop after being handcuffed on one wrist. Where was he going? I would say after being handcuffed on one paw, but that's just me. Yeah.

You're a stickler. Put your paw. There's a fire downtown. I needed. Put your paw. What? There's a fire downtown. Put your paws behind your back. So they get one. What's that point? Don't check the trunk. He'll. What are you saying, boy?

He'll hear a whole family? He murdered a whole family? I definitely backhand. You made them smoke meth first? And what else? We should attack the Capitol again? Okay, fine, Jesus. I've got a lot to say. All right, all right, that's enough, that's enough, that's enough.

He has remained on the lamb for an entire day before finally being caught at his girlfriend's home. Ex-girlfriend, right? Also, shout out to his girlfriend who is a homeowner or rent-or. Stand by your man. There we go. Florida Highway Patrol, we're in hot pursuit of A, I'm not going to I didn't say how old he was. Keith Devereaux.

So he's like from New Orleans? Yeah, it is in New Orleans spelling. For nearly a day when they attempted to pull over for reckless driving just after midnight on January 27th, Devereaux had allegedly been driving radically, stopping and pulling away at high speeds while dropping off a passenger, according to the F8. So he's an Uber driver? Sorry, we've got to pull over. There's a hydrant over there.

He's one of those themed Ubers. That's why I'm getting right. out. For Daniel, I look, I go, nope, nope. I'll tell, I'll tell Daniel when you're coming. You go ahead and cancel it, buddy. Yeah. Because if I cancel it, I'm going to write why.

You just cancel it. You cancel. Dan. While fleeing from police, Devereaux eventually rammed his truck into a tree. Devereaux. Devereaux. Devereaux rammed his tree. I mean, it's a Dalmatian.

You know they're going to say he spotted it. Outside of any real city when the Uber driver is in a truck. I've had that house. too. If you're getting into an Uber and it's a truck, like a pickup truck. George and I did that in New Orleans. You're going across the border.

Front or flat bed. No, they have to be four doors. They're like, 18 wheeler. Are you the coyote? Yes, I am. Okay, let's go. One quick question before I leave,

can I go? Your Uber pulls up. You check the plate. You open the door. And the driver's wearing a Dalmatian outfit. getting in. I'm like, hello. I'll tell you what, if it's daytime, maybe. For Dan? You do this still.

And I go, Daniel. Daniel? And they go, I look at him. I look at him and I say, are you a good. Are you a good boy? Are you a good boy? If I'm on my way to a show, I'm like, thank you for the seven minutes. Let's go. And also just, Dan, even if you're not on the way for show. Just so you know, we're going to talk the whole way. Right. I need to know everything. Daytime. Nighttime. Nighttime. Nighttime. After the show on the way back to the hotel? No, thank you. I'll walk.

If I see this guy and we hop in. Tell me everything about you. Got any good plans for the weekend? No, no, don't lick yourself. Stop, stop. Stop, drop it. Drop it. Drop it. You've seen Todd glasses when he's the Uber driver? Oh, phenomenal.

Guys, I'm trying to figure out how to drive up here. Oh, my God. That one, when he breaks the window and says you can't park here? Oh, my God. I'm like, how do they do that? How is he allowed to do that? do that. Here we go.

He pulled himself from the wreckage and tried to keep running. Because they only got him on one arm. Yeah. Right? He was, are you saying he was off leash at this point? Yeah, he was quickly tased by pursuing troopers. He was in a dog run. Per the criminal probable cause affidavit,

despite being shocked, Devereaux picked a fight with a trooper. Sure. They love that. Is that picking a fight? What? If they tased you, is that then picking a fight? No. Aren't you just fighting?

You're fighting back. You're not picking up. You're fighting somebody over. You're fighting. Hey, ugly. Like, that's picking a fight. He doesn't like it. He doesn't want to get his nails clip. You got to hold him down.

Do you think bystanders were like yelling to the officers? Oh, he's like this every time of the video. They're like, he bites. He bites. He bites. He bites. He probably smells my meth on him. Yeah.

Okay, but also like, if you're a cop and the guy's got a Dalmatian onesie, I can't remember if you said he'd already ran into another car or not, just take the taser out. Yeah. Just taser one leg while he smells my perp from my last arrest. Who are we talking to you? We're going to tase you. It's going to make this all easier for you and for us. Just know, this is going to be really hard for the next five.

Just lay down and play dead. You want to lay down now or after I tase you? I love playing with my dogs at home. This is going to be great. Tase him. Okay, so he runs. Get the rubber ball. That would be the most of me.

That would be the most of me. Oh, this is his chew toy. Who's it good? Who's it good. Give him some belly ropes. Get him on his back. he began to push and thrash against him before once again attempting to take off.

Somehow he successfully fled. By this point, somehow the truck was wrecked and he had been tased by two of hers and he still had one wrist in a handcuff. And yet he went straight to his girlfriend's home. Yeah. One place authorities were almost guaranteed to check first.

Dan said, I saw heat. He's going to propose. This is beautiful. Everybody hold back. This is all part of the plan. It's so beautiful. Guys, fire your guns in the air.

This is beautiful. 21 gun salute. He's getting down on one knee. He's getting down on all fours. He's pumping her leg. No, he's just thumping her leg. He's not actually... The troopers watched him...

They're Disney adults. That's great. She's dressed as Corrella at the house. Oh, Gru. Let me get you in my... This is the ultimate Disney adult. This is it. Troopers watched him flee through the forest.

Very Disney. While they waited for backup a canine unit that could pick up Devereaux's scent. Stop. Sicking his own kind on him. That doesn't seem nice. Dan, but what are the dogs going to do? What if he turns around and he's like the man of the yard?

He turns around and, you know, like that Charles, that whole TikTok of the guy, the dog that comes in, he's not the biggest. He's not the toughest, but he walked through. This story is all over the place. We've already talked about him going to his house and now they're talking about the getting the dogs. Yeah, no, he's in the woods, Dan. I know what I'm saying, but we've already talked about him being at his girlfriend's house. I know. This is on his story.

So well written for the New York Post. I mean, really. His girlfriend was at home at the time and told troopers she didn't want anyone to go inside, including Devereaux, because they had drugs inside and she didn't want to face it. Wait, hang on. You don't admit that. Stop talking. Stop talking. You forgot to not say that.

Yeah. We've got drugs inside and someone in our basement. You got to shut up. I'd really rather you didn't come in. Why? Why? Why should we not come in? He said it.

He said. But she said he didn't want him in the house either? She doesn't want anyone. I will resist arrest. Letting you know in advance. I will push you and I will run. I'm absolutely going to be resistant. One cuff on.

Troopers turned tail. God. Filled in arrest warrants so police could return to the home the following day. When the police arrived, he was there. In the suit. They detained Devereaux and booked him for reckless driving, fleeing assault of law enforcement and officer resisting with violence. He was sleeping by the fireplace.

And as his girlfriend had alluded to the night before, possession of methamphetamine among other charges. Oh, he's just curled up by five. Oh, just let him sleep. He's that. He's looking at him like that. He's so quiet. He's dreaming.

He's dreaming. Look at him. He's moving around. That's not the meth. He's just dreaming. Oh, wait, wait, that's the meth. Get him out. Get him out.

Get him out. He swallowing his own bomb and he's swallying his own bomb. That is the meth. That is the meth. We'll get out of here on this. How old? How old is Devereaux? Keith Devereaux.

Man dressed as a Dalmatian. Got Cays. Now, Keith Deverell. Keith, I'm going to go before the jury. Oh, it's hot today. Oh, Lord. It's all right. Keith Deverell.

Not allowed to have a C. Is portraying a Dalmatian. I'm going to go 26. He not a dog. He got that dog in him, though. Got that dog. 26. Yeah, that's pretty good.

I'd say 19. No, not 19. Just girlfriend has a house. 30. No, she just has a home. I feel like it's an adult kind of decision. When did the house become a home, Dan? When she got the dog?

She got a dog. Once you get a dog, what you get a delegation? I'm just saying, home. We all have homes. Some of us in the room have houses. Some of us do not. I'm going to say 40. What did you say?

26. 30. 43. Get your answers in. That's a lot of running. When we come back. Well, in dog years? Dan's going to bring us home

and tell us what the final story is This man, Keith, Diaviro Diablo Roe is 36 years old Hey! There you go. In between everyone else. All right guys, let's take a break. Come back, we'll find out what Dan's got going on this summer.

Give us a little tease. What are we looking at? And what's the story? What are we going to hop into here? Oh, car sex. Car sex. Good times, everybody. It's Dumb People Town with the Grand Hampton Yacht.

We'll be right back. Stick around. Make a sound. Hunger Town is Dump People Town. Hey gang, welcome back to the show. Before we jump into a sexy, sexy third story, Daniel, where can people see you? If everything's at Daniel Van Kirk. Oh, also his podcast, The Midnight Air, go check that out.

Every Monday night. Just a little fun. I am now listening to podcast as I go to sleep, and it is the most soothing thing ever. His podcast is number one. What else do you listen to? I was listening to this, the history of rock and rock and roll. A history of rock and roll through. Oh, is it Barack Obama's.

Soothy history of rock and roll. It's a history of rock and roll in 500. This is a... Who does it? Nirvana. They are on... They're unplugged. I believe in teen spirit. Magic bus.

Anyway. Meandies. Got to buy meundies. That's funny. All right, go ahead. Daniel. All right, should we do that? Just a quick little fun around good story.

Jacob Groney at Jacob Gros. Groney. Groney, grotty, grotty, woman. We're opening and closing with sexual activity on the show. Fantastic. Woman performing oral sex on driver causes vehicle to crash into... Another vehicle. FedEx truck.

Someone delivered. That is a package nobody ordered. That is a package. That is a sports package. Nobody ordered. Guys, this is serious. A little less levity. There's a couple weird things in this, obviously.

in this conversation. Fort Lauderdale. Yeah. Florida. I mean, couldn't wait. This is what I'm saying. Couldn't wait. Couldn't wait till you got to the where you needed to go.

If you're blowing someone, pull over. If you've ever blown. No, it sounded like that too to me. If you ever. Jay's about to do a foxworthy sex. Yeah, exactly. Power driving bit. I'm here for it.

If you've blown. For a huge diving. And you hit. reverse. Does that mean she starts blowing on your penis? Instead of sucking. If you've ever given a hand job

in a stiction. I know, but what is the, you're a what? You guys have to finish this. You keep going at if you have. For a minute, I thought you were going to go a FedEx driver. But then that doesn't make sense because you have to be the person who makes sense. This is a 40-year-old man. I'm sorry, I'm not that

familiar. This is like when somebody plays like doesn't resolve a song. You know what I mean? Like when you're practicing and you're like, I need you to, this has to resolve. You might be arrested. There you go. If you're 69 and in a 69 Mustang, you might be arrested. Perfect.

Two people inside an SUV. Oh, yeah. I feel of a hole. You held their feet to the fire. It was discovered. You too. Naked. She was naked.

Two people. They were both naked. We're discovered naked. Hey now. After a crash between a vehicle on a FedEx truck Thursday evening and it's what's going on inside that may have caused the collision. No shit. Oh, it's still happening.

I know. Yeah. This is a real time. Finish. Let him finish. Let him finish. Let him cook. We should exchange information, but give me one minute.

Give me 30 seconds. If you're naked. We should exchange fluids information. Both naked. This isn't like a hey, what if we? Yeah. Of the moment. Both naked is like also you're in that 19905 movie crash both naked is the guy's fault

If the guy's driving and the woman is like I'm going to give you oral sex right now and he's like no no you got to take everything off Also why is he complete why is his shirt off when a kid has to take completely all of his clothes off to pee in a yearnob An eight year old at really ride with his knees now I have seen the woman driving giving head to a man while he was in the passenger seat. Well, I mean, that's... I've seen that. That's incredible, actually. What?

So she's just driving up. Every time they got to a stoplight, she went back to work. Every stoplight. I followed up. I followed up. I followed up. I tried to blow at me. Both naked.

This is your thing. Both naked is like... I mean, no shoes? To me, it's like... I would get out of the car and act shocked also. Be like, I know. What? Where did my clothes?

Where did my clothes? Look at my ID. Where's my ID? I swear to God. My registration is somewhere. Look at the photo. They completely crossed the double line. I mean, that is a head-on crash with that day time.

Is that the greatest testament to how good it was? He is completely over on the other side of the road. And you know the FedEx driver was like, I was parked correctly. Guys are really? My boss out there? He's like, guys. I really blew it here. actually so did she

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm but like I imagine we've all at some point in our life gotten a little frisky in the car I'm okay with a little like whoa okay I gotta pay attention to you yeah yeah

he is he is driving he's on the UK that is a perfect collision yes that is a head on I'm gonna say what I thought but I don't mean this punny you didn't see that coming

you didn't see him coming genuinely he calls her airbags and get it get over here Get all your hairbags. Fill me up. Let's you do what you do. At the time of the crash.

I was like, have you ever seen that movie crash? Yeah, exactly. That's right. That's my shit. We're going to do it. They're going to do it. And you're like, the one that won the Oscar. No, like, not the one.

The other one. The other one. The one of Michael Pena. You ever heard that Dave Matthew's song crash into me? Right. You hike up your skin. Take all your clothes off a little more. Get in the car with me.

My God. Italian. I'm doing Dave Matthews. So I'm under the table and dream it. Let me ask you something. Why don't you hike up your skirt a little more? I have those ants marching. I mean, it has to exist, right?

Dancing nancy's up in here. It has to exist, right? Hey, I'm tripping bellies over here. Why you gotta do that? Crash into me. I crash into you. Who's going to get a little crash? At the time of the crash, the woman inside the SUV was performing oral sex on the male

driver, according to Fort Lauderdale Fire and Rescue, who responded to the scene. The crash happened at North Ocean Boulevard at 19th Street around. Nice street. It's a daytime crash. It's 2 p.m. Yeah. So give me a 12 noon. Yeah.

Yeah. It's 6.49 p.m. Okay. Light out. Summer light out. Happy R. There were two people inside the FedEx truck. Yeah.

Why? Two people. Oh. Oh. Are they having sex? You interrupted my blowdown. Yeah. They're injuries.

You got your blow job in my hand job. You got your hand job in my blow job. Two great tastes. The taste great together. But their injuries were minor. The driver of the SUV sustained injuries to his private area. That ain't kind of. Dude, you got too much teeth.

Due to what was going on. At the time of the crash. Here's what we're getting out of here on. Dude, you'd think the meth would have taken the teeth out of it. You'd think. Meth. Might be all love. To me, that would be the, if you're doing, if I'm saying like, look, I'm in charge of marketing meth to people.

Yeah. And for blow jobs while you're driving, meth, we take the teeth out of it. Yeah. Come one down. We take the teeth out of the equation. Here's what's odd to me. It's the second hot thing about this story. Meth.

Other than the fact they were both completely naked. You do the meth. You do the meth. It says it's unclear. It's like a fun commercial where they're playing basketball. Whether anyone will be charged in the crash. No one will be? No one will be charged.

Yeah. Let him go. Can we end it out with Hampton Yunt. They're in love. Let them go. Let them be who they want to be. I'll tell you what. Arrest me for judging them.

Was the package delivered, Dan? That's my question. Doesn't look like it at all. Doesn't look like any package was delivered to it. Not that I know of. I read all the facts as I saw them. It's a crazy to me that no one's going to be charged. Yeah.

Free to go. There's literal visual evidence. Commit this crime all around town. You're naked in the car. Except Dan. You're not even getting a driving citation. I know they're on the wrong side. Yeah, they're part.

And the car on the wrong side is ridiculous. They're the one. They should. But what if the FedEx car is not the one who is moving forward? And they like the, what if they were parked on the wrong side, which you can get a violation for that. But the FedEx truck, they're just two people talking. Remember, there's two people in the car. And they just plow into them because you don't know who hit who first.

You can't tell. But somebody's on the wrong side of the road. I know, but maybe they just parked on the wrong side of the road. Maybe it was a FedEx truck. How many times it did you? How many times have you seen that? Who parked on the wrong side of the road? I'm saying the people parked in the wrong side.

You can get a ticket for parking on the wrong side of the road. What if their keys are out of the car, Dan? You know this to be true. The prosecution against heroin. I don't know. I'm just trying to say them. I'm trying to try to find it. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

He was wearing a Dalmatian. Who among us hasn't been blown on the streets? He's a Devereaux. The Devereaux boys are known around house. was the last one. All right, you guys. That is it. Go follow Hampton Yon.

Real Hampton Yon on YouTube or is it on... Oh yeah, there you go. Really? Yeah. I'm easy to find. He's easy to find. Hunt him down. It's easy to pin down.

What a fun episode. I love it every single time. And we'll see you guys next time. Oh, snap. We've got to get back to work. Peace.