Dumb People Town - Matt Price - No Pun Intended

Episode Date: August 10, 2018

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Matt Price (Regular Show) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a burglar breaks into an escape room and can't find his way out.

Dan and Ran and Jay will share Tales of folks so unaware They lack in grace and sometimes choose The life they choose will make the news Breaking down each epic fail In Florida there's half-price bail I'm happy to say they Couldn't make this up

So listen to our podcast jam With co-host Armand Dan And don't be a jerk Cause when the music hits the funny hits We are gonna take you down Stick around, make a sound On your down, it's Dumb People Town Hey townies, welcome to a mini episode of

Dumb People Town Population you Population Price Matt Price Mazzy Mazzy Mazzy Mazzy Dumb People Town. Population U. Population Price. Matt Price. Mazzy. Mazzy.

Mazzy. Mazzy. You may recognize him. He has done the music episode of View from the Cheap Seat. Cheap Seat Squadro Country. He's been a part of that every year. Every single year. Six years running? Seven years running?

Six. Six. He has a great podcast, music podcast. I don't know how many of you. You haven't done one in a while. I haven't done one in a while. Whale Cave, yeah. The Whale Cave.

And you are at the Whale Cave. At Whale Cave. At Whale Cave. My Twitter. On Twitter. Just one of our favorite people. We went to Michigan with him. We did.

He was on Apartment 2F with us. He was on our first MTV show. We put him in everything we've ever done. We've worked with him on everything we've ever done because basically he's one of our

funniest friends, period, in the history of all of our friends and we love having you here. How are you? That's a good intro. Is that a good intro?

Yeah. Not bad. Maz, do you feel like the world's getting dumber? Oh yeah, 100%. I mean,

dumb. Yeah. I remember you told me stories. Also, it's easier to find the dumbness with social media. And dumb seems to be prouder to come out of the shadows and reveal it. Well, you one time told me stories about a neighbor of yours, and I was just thinking to myself, Oh, my God, this woman sounds terrible.

And now that behavior, which was outrageous, as you described described to me like maybe 10 years ago. Crazy pants and her smooth jazz. Crazy pants and her smooth jazz. It's my favorite band. That was his old neighbor. Daniel Van Kirk with us. She also called me Michael, by the way. I lived next door for six years.

She's like, hey, Mike. And you're like, it's Matt. Yeah. No, actually, I intentionally didn't tell her my name. Because I wanted the whole thing was when the cops pulled her away, I wanted her to be like, Michael, save me. And I'd be like, my name's Matt. I don't know who you are. I don't know who you're talking about.

Who's Michael? She's referring to a Michael that doesn't exist. That is a great foreshadowing. It was a long con. But to me, that person's behavior, which was admittedly nuts, is now everywhere. Yes, 100%. Which it nuts, is now everywhere. Yes, 100%. Which it was isolated and since now everywhere. We have our wonderful fans send us great

dumb stories and then we haven't heard them, you haven't heard them, Dan's barely heard them and we're going to sit down and try to understand it. Let's break one down for a minute. You want to do that, Matt? Yeah, I'd love to. Let's do it. Here we go. Sent in by Christina Jenkins. Hey, it's Christina. C-R-I-N--I I love how casual that is.

S-T-I-N-A That's a Disney show. You know me. Hey It's Christina is a Disney show. Yep. Also could be an MTV show. It's also one of those

Disney shows where your friends who have kids are like it's actually pretty good. Yeah. Like all my friends are like Phineas and Ferb is actually a good show.

It's actually a great show. It is a great show. It's a great show. It's a great show. See? When you have to watch a lot of garbage you're like give me that

Phineas and Ferb. It's a good show. It's a great show. See? When you have to watch a lot of garbage, you're like, give me that. Give me that Phineas and Ferb. It's a good show. It's like Simpsons starter kit. Hey, it's Christina. It actually is good. She does a lot of characters. Right. She can sing.

There's actually a lot of progressive stuff in there that's good. Like, it's good. There's some subversive stuff in there, too. Hey, Christina. Not all the jokes are for the kids. So, I don't know. If you want to come over and watch that, that's pretty much what we're doing tonight. Some stuff goes over people's head.

I mean, she was talking about, like, Chinese-American relations in one of the episodes. And it was an episode where they got a new dog. Did you see W. Camille Bell's new special on Netflix? Nope. He talks about there's some show. I don't remember what it is. You guys might. Where, like, this little girl pretends to, like, be a doctor.

She's a little African-American girl. And she, like, is the doctor for all of her stuffed animals oh doc mcstuffins yes because her and her mom is also a doctor and she's an african-american woman yeah and so he just talks about how his to his daughter it was amazing because as far as she's concerned every doctor right is an african-american woman she lives in a world where like that's what doctors are. So then they had to take her to the doctor and a white guy came walking in and his daughter was like,

who the hell is this guy? Yeah. That is not what a doctor looks like. I've said this most. So we had a female doctor, a woman who was a doctor for the kids and my daughter asked me, can guys be doctors too?

And I was like, no. No. No. Yeah. All right. Hey, it. No. All right. Hey, it's Christina. All right. Here we go.

Hey, it's Christina. Thanks, kiddo. Vancouver, Washington. All right. Two local business owners received an early morning call from law enforcement. That always has got to feel good, right? Yeah. Like a 4.30 a.m. call and it's police on the other end.

Call it's police on the other end. Sunday, after a burglar broke into their escape room business and couldn't find his way out. That's amazing. This is why we do this. This is the best thing ever. Have you been to an escape room ever? I have not. I have not. I had my Georgia's 10th birthday last year.

What was the thing? Excuse me, 9th birthday at, or no, the 10th birthday at an escape room. It was like a theater type thing, but I can tell you with kids, as we were like trying to figure out clues, we were trying to get, it was frustrating, but at the same time, it was super fun. I couldn't, because I was like, I don't know how this is going to be. She'll probably have fun, but. I've never done one. It was so much fun. I admit that trying to get out to do stand-up comedy at night from my house with my family is a Jones' escape room.

I can't get out of here. Yeah, got to do all the tricks before I can leave. Yours wasn't a scary theme or like... There were ghosts and stuff and that was kind of scary. So it was kind of like haunted, but it wasn't like gory. It was like an old theater and that was kind of where the room was designed like that. And then we had to let the ghosts out because the ghosts were kind of stuck in purgatory. So they made it not like the ghost is haunting.

It is haunting the theater, but the lights went out, and a light came in the front. How much time did you have? Here's what I loved about the escape room. They said you have an hour to solve it. If you don't solve it, you're done. And we had a bunch of 9- and 10-year-old girls, and they were working so hard, and they let us go for have an hour to solve it. If you don't solve it, you're done. We had a bunch of 9 and 10-year-old girls and they were working so hard and they let us go for an hour and 8 minutes

and let us solve it. That feeling of opening the door and getting out of the room, it is a great feeling. You know how I'm a little claustrophobic? It's not claustrophobia. You're in a room. That's my thing, though, too. They are more extreme now. I feel like I'd be like, okay, I can't get it. Just open the door. They're in a room. It's just figuring out. Some are probably hard for them. That's my thing, though, too, because they are more extreme now.

Right. So I feel like I'd be like, okay, I can't get it. Just open the door. And they're like, no. Fucking open it. You signed up for this. Me and that person would have a conversation. Yeah, you'd be banging on the glass.

Well, there's a person there who works in the place who kind of. And the kids would. Guys, I already went in my head to where I'd be like, hey, this is drywall, and I will break it. So I'm stronger than your root. Right. I'm asking you to just let me out. If you want to be cool about it, we'll see how cool I get. Dan is playing out the scenarios of him not being able to get out.

Of them being hardcore on holding the wall. And I would say it in a way. Just knock down the drywall then, bro. Just knock it down. I'd say it in a way where one of them would be like, maybe that's solving it. I think the student really might break through the fucking wall. No, that's what they want you to do. That's the only way to solve this puzzle.

You get it! They have another group coming in the hour after you. They have to keep it intact. I'd break through. I'd get on the other side. I'm dust. I'd say, oh, so it's your fucking escape room. You happy now? Fix your fucking wall. But don't you think there are those escape rooms? There must be those escape rooms that intentionally, like, they don't let you out.

Or you have to, like... If there is one of those... Like, there is no answer. Like, there's no answer. Although, I bet from a business point of view, you have to have an emergency exit that opens easily. You can't put people in a room without an emergency exit. No, no. The door opens. It just... All right. You got to put people in a room without an emergency exit. No, no. The door opens.

It just... All right. You got to figure it out. All right. So Guy breaks in to escape room business. Can't escape. Just before 5 a.m. on Sunday, Rob Bertrand... Right?

Sounds like your friend's uncle who sells boats. Or the guy who's coming to finish your basement. Rob Bertrand stars in his own commercials. Rob Bertrand is coming to finish the basements. You get all your stuff up. Guys, Rob Bertrand's coming over. Bertrand's basements. You guys want to see what Rob Bertrand looks like?

Rob Bertrand only drinks Dr. Pepper. By the way, this guy has a haircut from the 90s. And a kind of a goatee. From the 90s and a kind of a goatee from the 90s he looks like his goatee is being erased like it's in a back to the future picture

he looks like he broke in or it's his place no that's who owns it Rob Bertrand he broke okay Rob Bertrand looks like

he left the band Bare Naked Ladies to open an escape room it's been it's been one floor go for it lean in on it.

It doesn't even matter if it's good. We're just doing it. Six days since I went in this room. Break the wall and you won't let me out. Yes, ma'am. Rob Bertrand received a voicemail from the Clark County Sheriff's Office. It looks... This is the entirety of what...

If the cops call you pre-5 a.m. They should have all their facts. This is what they left. Also, the cops call you pre-5 a.m. They should have all their facts. This is what they left. Also, they should give you more than this. This is from the sheriff's office voicemail. It looks like you were burglarized last night. Give 911 a call. Oh, my God.

Where? In my own house? Yeah. It looks like you were burglarized. That is so little information. I know. Hey, Rob, we're not going to come over, but we're just going to leave you this voicemail. It's cryptic.

Hey, Rob, it's about 5 a.m. Shit's gone down. Call us back. That's it. Yeah. What? Someone had broken into his Vancouver Washington escape room. Hey, Rob, you're not going to be happy.

Call us back. Hey, Rob, a lot of blood down here. Give us a call. By the way, does the cop know at this point that the perp is inside the escape room? Stuck in the escape room. They didn't say anything. They did know at that point, though. Someone had broken into his Vancouver, Washington escape room, an interactive choose-your-adventure

game where customers are locked inside and find clues that will lead them out or break through a wall. Quote, I ran upstairs, Bertrand Forty told the Washington Post. His wife, Tamara, was still asleep in the bedroom, so he's up. What's he doing downstairs? I don't know. Jerking off. Quote, he said, I said, Tamara, you've got to get up. Things are going down. We've got to get

to work. So he's just as vague as the cops. Why is he bringing his wife there? He goes, you've got to get up. Things are going down. By the way, when was the last time? Which is very confusing. When was the last time you woke? You've got to get up. Things are going down. By the way, when was the last time? Which is very confusing. And also a great music lyric. You gotta get up,

things are going down. You get sprained. No, so when was the last time you asked someone or like had them answer a question or given them information while they were kind of as you're waking them up? Oh, it's the worst.

This morning I said to my daughter, you want oatmeal? And she was like, mm-hmm. And then came downstairs and she was like, why is there oatmeal in front of me right now? I was like, you said yes i'm saying so no one is in the state to fully answer you got to get up stuff's going down okay that's the escape room of just

being a teenager right so i will see dan like coming into work like here at like 10 and and i'll be talking to you and i can very clearly tell that you're not fully awake yet. But I've been up for hours. I'm just a horrible morning person. You're a bad morning person. But for me, I'm like, I understand that but I already went through that five hours ago. Dan, what time do you officially

perk up? 11.30. I'm like, I know it's nothing personal. We have a job. I'll get get it up but if we're just here chilling on the couch and it's dark in the room and it's like this is not personal against me he's just not up yet

I'm the exact same way my kids though I can't I've been doing this for 10 years literally between 6 and 8 in the morning when people are asking me questions I I'm mean. I'm not nice. I'm not cool. The only time I actually can kind of get it up is like if we have to go do like a radio interview.

A radio interview or like a film shoot. We have to show up at 5 in the morning. You're not even being that. You're performing. So that's not even really you. It's for work. Paul the Clown, my college roommate, Paul Lopez, great dude. Great dude, Vegas. Yeah, Clown on a Wire if you want to follow my old college roommate. He's such a good guy.

Like, every girlfriend he had in college was like, I think your roommate hates me. And he's like, no, Dan, it's the morning. It's the morning. It's the morning time. I found out when writing your pilot on Comedy Central, I was like, oh, I punch up in the morning and I contribute in the afternoon. Like, I would be like, oh, my job in the morning is like, other people are firing ideas. I would be like, yeah, what if? And then, like, other people are firing ideas. I would be like, yeah, what if...

And then after lunch, I'd be very like, hey, here's what I'm thinking. By the way, this was the writer's room, or part of the writer's room for our pilot for Comedy Central. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Sports pilot. Okay, here we go. Get up, things are going down.

Within minutes, they arrived at Northwest Escape Room Experience, a business they opened a year earlier. The former Comcast... Could be more generic. I know. Northwest Escape Room Experience sounds to me like... NWE. Do you rent cars?

Like, what are you doing there? It's also the longest website. Oh, yeah. Northwest Escape Room Experience dot com dot net. N-W-E-R-E dot com. Dot org. Bertrand, a former Comcast sales supervisor and movie memorabilia collector Why is that in this article?

I don't know Why is that information Unless they're stealing the sword from Kill Bill 2 that he bought off of eBay Hang on a second The people who wrote this article gave way too much information The cops gave way too little information. We need a balance here.

Life balance. He said that escape rooms are his true calling. He first learned about the concept on his son's birthday. Randy Sklar. Thank you. Two and a half months later, the couple bit the bullet. No pun intended. Meanwhile, is this? Why is bullet no pun intended meanwhile is this why

is there no pun what are they pun intending what are they what would you what would be the intended that they actually took a bite out of a bullet right oh yeah but punning what i don't know maybe that's a thing in the escape room you have to bite a bullet is that a scene from a movie no no there is a thing like you he bit the bullet and he did it. Bite the bullet means that you just take your hit. I don't understand the pun. It's wrong. It's not what you should be doing. Like what they should be saying is they took the plunge.

They jumped off the cliff into the unknown. I wonder if they said bit the bullet because the cops are involved. I have no clue. In October 2016, they opened their first room, the kill room. Blood splattered and designed to look like a serial killer's basement hideout. That's funny. Terrifying. That's why he's sleeping downstairs.

He came up with that idea. Northwest Escape Experience has three themed rooms. You say he's sleeping downstairs. Matt's saying that they're having a lot of problems. I'm just, I mean, I'm speculating. He snores a lot. He's got sleep apnea. He's sleeping downstairs.

Get up! Designed serial killer escape room. Tracy, get up! Tamara! I can't sleep. He snores a lot. He's got sleep apnea. He's sleeping downstairs. Get up. Designed serial killer sleep room. Tracy, get up. Tamara. I can't sleep. Get up, Tamara. I'm Tamara Bertrand. You know it's important to me.

If I don't fall asleep before you fall asleep, then I can't go to sleep. They have three themed rooms. The serial killer adventure. That sounds fun. Where players have been abducted. The comedic hangover hotel. And... Wait, wait, wait sounds fun, where players have been abducted, the Comedic Hangover Hotel, and... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yep. Comedic Hangover, is that a hangover themed?

Hangover the movie? Maybe they're stuck in their hotel room? There's a tiger in here. You're just going to have to bite the bullet and find out. No pun intended. Their final theme room called, quote, the FBI investigation, which I'm assuming is just currently of our time. It takes a really long time to go through. You have the evidence, but you can't talk about it.

The president discredits you. Right, yeah, you just keep calling it fake and firing people. Oh, they say that is actually based on the 1971 skyjacking of Northwest Airlines Flight 305, the famous D.B. Cooper mystery. Which is that one. No pun intended. In all scenarios, players are trapped for 60 minutes. No pun intended. The goal is to escape by successfully completing a series of riddles. No pun intended.

Quote, if you don't know what you're getting into, stepping into that room is actually pretty scary. I imagine he's talking about the COO. Yeah, it is. It says referring to the kill room. The room features an authentic steel autopsy table and a dead body,

parentheses, not authentic. No shit. No shit. No pun intended. In the center. There's also a workbench for the murderer's tools

and a desk for crime planning. Imagine the guy who broke into this place ends up in this room and is like, holy shit. What did I do? What did I walk into?

The spider is called a fly. Yeah. I was going to say, this is the modern. If you were to do. If you were to do. Dead is dead. Right. If you were to update Pulp Fiction, which I believe it is now ready for an update.

Yeah. A reboot of some sort. It would be an escape room that they come into. Not like some crazy store. Chuckling, Clark County Sheriff Deputy Rob Ternus, T-E-R-N-U-S, Ternus. Ternus. Approached the couple and pointed at one of his police cars. Rob.

Hey, Rob, turn us around and get us over here. Rob, quit chuckling. Let's go. Rob. I can't stop. You're always chuck chuckling, Rob. He remembered a man with cropped hair and slightly unkept goatee sitting in the backseat rambling incoherently. Ternus said the man broke into the business, got scared when he couldn't get out of one of the escape rooms, and called 911 on himself.

That's one way to get out. I think that's a real dead body. Tamara. This is gonna happen to me if I stay here. Said the police told her that the intruder unsuccessfully attempted to enter through a back door using a metal pipe. He then allegedly broke a hole through a bathroom wall.

I respect that. Climbed into an electrical closet and toppled over a set of lockers. He's just like falling through this place. It's like a Jerry Lewis movie. Live and fly! Here's what I love. This was my favorite part. Flamin' flamin'. Based on an audio recording,

which means they only know what I'm about to tell you if he's saying it out loud, because it's only audio. Based on an audio recording taken from inside the business, authorities believe the man snatched a non-working phone, a television remote, and a can of beer from the fridge and wandered into the creepy unlit room. Sheriff Ternus, or Deputy Sheriff Ternus, also says he was carrying a burrito. So this is what he has on his person going into the escape room.

Okay, I've got a soda. I've got a TV that may or may not work, I've got a can of beer, I've got a burrito. A TV remote, a burrito, and a non-working phone. What role-playing game is this? What scavenger hunt is he creating? Exactly, and audio recording, which

means, was he like, got my burrito, got a remote. Like, is he listing what he has walking into this room? Two burritos. He was singing it? Okay. Although the kill room is equipped with a panic door that is always unlocked, I respect that business model, it appeared the burglar freaked out before using it.

According to the caller ID system, how many times do you think he called 911 on himself? This is great. Matt Price, you are our guest. You can go first, Tigger third. What slot do you want to go in? Tigger's between us. I'll go second. Okay, you're going to go Tigger. Jason or Randy? He called it four times on himself.

Four times from Jason. I think he called it six times on himself. Six times from Randy. Why would you jump on Matt's player? That's okay. I do think he panicked. I'm going to say, because if he was claustrophobic, and who knows how long he's been there, I'm going to say he called it 10 times. Okay. 10 times.

I'm sorry, Matt. I'm going to say six. That's not true. It was my fault. I steered to you. I screwed it. I know. Okay.

So, Jason Sklar says four. Yes. Matt Price says 10. And Randy says six. Yep. I'm going to tell you right now. One of you is exactly right. Oh!

Okay, now. That means we get to play the second game. We're going to play the second part of the game. We're going to play the second part of the game. We're going to play the second part of the game. We're going to play the second part of the game. We're going to play the second part of the game. We're going to play the second part of the game.

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Who do you think is right? Matt, do you want to go first, second, or third? I'm going to go first. Who do you think is right? I feel strongly about that this guy is a complete idiot. I think I'm right. I think it was 10 times. Okay.

All right. Real panic. Real panic. I think I'm right. I think I'm right. I think it was 10 times. Okay. Real panic. Real panic. I think I'm right. I think I'm right. That's never happened before. Everyone's sticking to a chair gun.

All right. Townies, get your answers in for how many times did this gentleman And who you think is right. And who you think is right.

Is exactly right. My hope is that someday someone keeps record of all these scores. By the way, and by the way, Jay, or Dan, by the way, they know I'm Jason. all these scores. By the way, Dan, they know it can only be one of three things. So they're guessing from three choices. Right.

That's it. Okay. This man. I believe his name is Ty Wardlaw. Oh, wow. No, Rye Wardlaw. Rye? Wardlaw.

It's like the Rye Cooter of stupidity. Yes. R-H-Y-E? It's the R-Y. The Rye method of parenting. Rye Wardlaw. Rye the band. Used a metal pipe to break into a wall, then broke through a bathroom wall, then knocked

over a whole bunch of lockers, then grabbed a beer, a remote, a non-working cell phone, and already had a burrito before getting stuck in the killing room. Called 911. Get it in, townie. Here we go. Four times. Yes! Wow.

By the way, still a lot. A lot of times. Too many times. The sheriff said that Ry Wardlaw was, I hope his brother's name is Bourbon, was on the premises when deputies arrived.

He was taken into custody and confessed to the crime. Wardlaw has been charged with second-degree burglary and is scheduled to appear in court on July 20th. Dummy. The Bertrands quickly realized that the damage to their business, what they estimated was around $1,500, wasn't terrible. They both agreed their Sunday morning was pretty jovial.

I say this is a windfall for them. You've got to promote the fall, yeah. Burglars can't even break out. Because this whole thing was basically an advertisement for that escape room. Yes. They caught the dude immediately because he couldn't escape. This isn't even local. This is literally the Washington Post article.

They've got national. Okay, so here's my question. Do you think, Ry, if you call one of the rooms the Ry Wardlaw room? Or you break in, you give the guy a burrito and a beer. That's the new idea for a second. Did they hire him to break in? Okay, seriously. How expensive would it have been to put an ad in the local newspaper?

Or the Washington Post. You never see escape room ads on TV. So how crazy would it have been if they were like for $1,500 and we'll probably get someone else to pay for it.

We'll take care of Rye's legal fees. Yeah, is this maybe smart people town? Yeah. Who's being smart? We'll get out on one final thing.

Here we go. How old do you believe Rye Ward law is? Too much fun leaves marks in life. Living hard you'll pay the price. Who is gonna get it right? Guess the age.

Guess the age. Okay. Everything you know about him, he was drinking, metal pipe, threw it against the wall, knocked over. No, that's the owner. That's Bertrand. Rob Bertrand. Slightly unkempt.

God damn it. Slightly unkempt. I'm Rob Bertrand. These folks aren't gonna sell themselves. Come on's Bertrand. Rob Bertrand. Slightly unkempt. God damn it. Slightly unkempt. I'm Rob Bertrand. These folks aren't going to sell themselves. Come on down. I'm Rob Bertrand. I sleep in the den. This basement's not going to finish itself.

Everyone get up. I like wood paneling, Tamara. Okay. That's why I'm downstairs all the time. Matt, do you want to go? We can't agree. Do you want to go first? Yeah, I'll go first.

I think Ry... I agree with you. I think he's pretty young. I'm going to say he's 23. 23 years old for Matt Price. Jason or Randy? 31. 31 from Jason.

I think he's 27. 27. Sliding right in the middle. Okay, the man with a remote in hand and a burrito and a beer and a non-working cell phone. Rye Wardlaw. This is it for us. Townies, get your answers And now for this round Of Guess the AG

Couple of good guessing games On this show 40 years old Oh my god That's the other way That made it sadder That made it sadder Who had the highest

I did again You were dialed in To this episode And you got one That was perfect I was also hoping By the way, he was like 55 too.

Amazing. Matt, you also write for a great, you wrote for the regular show for years and years and now part of the other show

that- Yeah, close enough. It's coming out on TBS January 2019. Nice. So it's supposed to be up. Awesome.

I love it. Keep doing what you're doing. Any live shows or anything you're doing around LA? Yeah, we do this show called The Human Experience which is a two-person improv show It's supposed to be up. Awesome. I love it. Keep doing what you're doing. Any live shows or anything you're doing around L.A.? Yeah, we do this show called The Human Experience, which is a two-person improv show at the Open Space Cafe. Great.

Phenomenal. And where can people find out information? You can find that either on, well, my Twitter. I promote there. Yeah, so follow at Whale Cave. Or you can go to openspacela.com. When do you typically do it? We do it first Thursday of every it? First Thursday of every month.

First Thursday of every month, Open Space Cafe. Which is where? It's on Fairfax. It's right across from the old Largo. It's a cool place. It's a really cool coffee shop in the front and the back. We did Erica Roadshow there. That is a great room and a very cool theater. So if you want to see a great improv show,

you're in LA first Thursday of every month. First Thursday, two-person long-form improv. It's fun. Check it out. Matt Price, you have an see a great improv show, you're in L.A. First Thursday of every month. First Thursday, two-person long-form improv. It's fun. Check it out. Matt Price, you always have an open invite on this show. Thanks, man. Super fun. So love seeing you, buddy.

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