Dumb People Town - Molly Kearney - Brushed

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

Comedian and actor Molly Kearney (DMV) stops by as Daniel describes a North Carolina woman who set fire to the wrong house, Randy explains how a kindergarten teacher got caught doing cocaine in the bathroom, and Jason warns about aggressive turkeys, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT  To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT

Townies, we have a banger of an episode today. I'm throwing it right over here because Molly Carney is on the episode today. You're going to love this. We've got kindergarten cocaine teacher, not the coolest movie you ever heard, but a great story. And then we also have a story about, what it was yours, Jay? Turkey Dayton. Turkey Dayton. You're going to have to figure out what that is.

I know I had to. And then we have the wrong house fire and a betrayal dog. Everything makes sense with Molly Carney on this episode of Dumb People Town. of folks so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose the life they choose will make the news breaking down each epic bail in florida there's half-rice bail i'm happy to say they good in our podcast band with co-host arm and dan benders don't be a jerk comes when the music which the funny hits it make a sound hunger down you down you're down he's dumb people town Hey Taddies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population, Carnie!

Molly Carney! In the hell! Welcome to town. Welcome to town. I'm just goofing around and then we get all formal. Right? Yeah, we got serious. We come in.

I'm sorry. I'm impressed. So, this is a fun, dumb show about dumb behavior and we just get to analyze it. This is the only way we can fight back is through comedy. And I'm so happy you're here. We're going to talk about your show. I mean, Jay, do you just... Can I just...

lead out the gates with this, gate? Because Molly's starring on the new show DMV on CBS. And she's great on it. You are great. They are great on it. They are great on it. Incredible.

And what I love about it is your character is allowed to be funny, but also trying to hold everyone together. And literally, there's so much heart in your character, so much heart, and also can be funny. Which I'm like, that's hard to do. So I'm giving you props to that.

Also, the DMV is the worst place on the freaking planet. And I have a story today from this. And I was so, it was one of those things where something horrible happens to you. And I'm like, what is the silver lining? And I'm like, oh, great, Molly's on the show and we're going to talk about DMV.

So I have been setting up this appointment to get a real ID. Why in the world? But why in the world? Don't they just send you a replacement ID that just, I'm asking you. Because now that you work for the DMV. Ask a way.

Why in the world? Don't they just send you a replacement ID? that just is like, hey, it's like, like when your credit, when they know your credit card is going to expire, a new credit card pops in the mail. It should be. And like, hey, we upgraded you to a real ID. You have an ID. You haven't done anything crazy to lose your ID. You don't have arrests on your, on your, here's a new idea.

You're rewarded for being. We're all on your side. Don't yell at us. I'm so mad. We're all on your side. But I get it. Pissed people, town. The DMV, I have to set up an appointment.

I had to cancel one appointment because of something else. I had to reschedule. That was on me. Reschedule the appointment for today. Rescheduled for today. Don't make this on me. He clears out a whole morning. And it's like, we can't work.

I got to go to the DMV. I tell my wife, you got to deal with the dog grooming situation. I'm like, I got to go. I have a mission. I am going to the DMV to get my. I'm going to Glendale. I have my passport. I have my utility bill.

I have my, which I already pre-approved and went through the system online and photographed. You're ready to get you. I had check marks. I'm like, you did everything right. I was like uploaded and they're like still bring it. I'm like, I already uploaded. Always do whatever you need. But also why do I have to bring it?

So I'm bringing it. Why, Molly? So I bring it. I pull up and there's a lot of people hanging out outside the front door. Which is never a good thing, right? It's a lot of me. It's Mingletown. But there's two lines.

There are two lines, but I'm like, there's a lot of people hanging around out here. And I'm like, you guys know Rosemary Van Kirk, my grandma, 96 years old. About to turn 96. Amazing. DMV 30 years. Oh, I did not know that. What? I'm a legacy DMV.

That's really cool. We got a new D. We got a new D. We got a fresh TV. You're friends and family of D. We are now friends. So I walk up and I'm like, hey, what's the story? Love that.

Not expecting to hear what is about to happen. This woman goes, systems down. No. Whole system is down. You don't cancel on me. I cancel on you. Pitch this. If you pitch this to your show,

show, we'll come on and do it. We'll be story teleplayed. Hell yeah. The whole system is down. I'm like, what does that mean? I'll be guy in line number three. Down, down, down. Down.

I'm like, so what are all the appointments that I made that I've been waiting months for, that I'm clearing my schedule, that I'm coming, that I'm like, what if I had a real job and I had to like be at work and I'm taking off work? So I show up and and the person goes, yeah. Yeah. I just got to make a new appointment. I'm like, oh, just like that, what took me forever to make and log into the portal and find a new place and find a new time.

Upload the documents. upload the documents again, only to have to bring them again. And I left the DMV. I'm like, I'm going to drive my car into the DMV. I'm literally, I'm like, I. And I'm not kidding you. As I drove. You passed somebody else.

Cold open, cut to break. Great job. As I'm parking. Not joking. As I was driving down the street, Trilogy, I veered a little towards the DMV. That was for you. To see if they would clinch. Patty, you'll rule the day.

Okay, just because I can't, the rider brain, I can't help this. System goes down on the show at DMV. They have to call in somebody. The person who they normally have to come do it has recently died, so they have to call somebody else. You two guys show up. It is slowly discovered over time that you two do not know how to do this job. And because you're twins, people keep saying,

well, I talked to the da-da-da-da, and he said, which one said it. And they go, I don't know which one told me. No one talked to me. So you also get a three-company, like, constant. That could have been me. I don't know if I fully were. That could have been me. And then one of you realize is while you're here,

you also need your TV. Oh, you did say that to you. You need your driver's license renewed, but you can't because of the system. So you are now in line and pissed off about how long it's taking. And you're mad at the other one. Right.

Put me in a room. You know what? If I was a writer on the show, I'd say book it. Right. Put that on the big board. Yeah, book it. All right, should we do a story?

You're phenomenal on the show, and we'll talk more about it later. Of course we can watch her. I'm really sorry that your experience that happened. You should never have to apologize for the DMV. But I love that you're so in the character and you're so in the character during your sewing the show that I'm glad you did.

But also the comics part of me is like DMV shutdown, that's what I write on the set. That's a new bit. There's just like almost there's like eight more episodes, but I'm saying you mean for a stand-up. DMV shutdown. DMV shutdown. We'll do it.

We'll do it. Okay, here we go. All right. Story number one. Sent in by Jacob Grownie at Jake Groney. Grooney, love you, Groney. North Carolina woman upset.

This is the headline. North Carolina woman upset with X sets four. fire to wrong house. Now, this feels so common in Dumb People Town. This is like Jay driving into like a Winchell's donut because he was mad. I did multiple location and name searches in our Dumb People Town documents to see. We had to have done because I this feels familiar.

Yes, I guarantee it happens. This is a lot of house fires. If we were to concoct. What I say? Measure twice, cut once. Right. Measure twice burn once. It's like a cookie cutter neighborhood where she's like,

I don't remember. I'll look the same. What is this? I think I saw him in the window. Okay, you're talking to me. My daughter right now. Is this a split level? If it's a split level, I'll know.

Are there cigarette burns on the carpet? No, I was, I've told this story before. I'll make it super quick just from Molly. I was down in Mexico with my wife on the baby moon. And my oldest daughter, and it was in the middle of the night. She wanted something from the front desk at like one, two in the morning. I go out. Each of the rooms are like their own little bungalows

with all this foliage and stuff around. I go out, I can't even see. I walk to the front desk, get her the thing she wants, walk back. I stumble back to the thing, open the door to our place. Two people are fucking right there.

And I was like, this is what went through my mind as the door was open, Molly. That's not my wife because my wife has blonde hair and this woman has dark hair. And that's not me. I thought you were going to say

because my wife has blonde hair and this woman. has no hair. She's like a dolphin. No. So I was like, that's not my wife. That's not me. This is all going through on it as the door is open.

This is not my house? That's not my wife. That's not me. Oh my God. I don't think this is my room. Shut the door. So that's how much time I was watching these people just go at it. And I was like, I can't believe.

Did they hear you? No, but then the rest of the time. The whole rest of the trip, I couldn't see clearly who it was. So the rest of the trip, I was trying to guess of the. other guest or who it was. Who's being mean to you mean. But the thing is, is when you walk in and you hear someone having sex and you haven't yet established that this is definitely not your room, but you start to think it might not be. If there's people having sex and it still could be your room, you, it's not my room says walk away. Right. Is this my room says, I need to

know what's going on in here. But I can't like William H. Macy. Macy. I was frozen in time in frozen in acetate. I just stood there. I've been frozen before. This person leaned in. Right. So I can kind of somewhat relate to this. A spurn lover's apparent desire for revenge against an ex-boyfriend backfired when she set the wrong North Carolina house on fire. The bizarre incident. You do not want to be affiliated with any news story that has those three words. The bizarre incident.

You don't want your name to be on the crawl of ESPN if it follows the bizarre incident. The bizarre incident came to light, no pun intended, when a homeowner woke up early Friday morning after a neighbor notified him that a woman was attempting to set his house ablaze. So that is phone ringing. You're pissed. Why is Glenn calling me? Why is he calling me?

Hello. He's mad. It's on fire. That's a true Midwestern who goes straight to it. Oh, God. It's on fire. Light up. Yeah.

Your house, damn it. Let's go. He's mad at you because you don't know all the information that he has. At first I thought you did it. And then the other person. It's called house burn, and so I let it go. Don't let it go. They're my business.

And their wife is like, who's on the phone? Who? Donna, don't know. What do he say? Donna said, who's house is on fire? Right away, I said, we're not one of these woke people afraid of fire. Tell him it's on fire. What's he saying?

So then he tells the guy, you better get your ass up. Yeah. Your house is on fire. Oh, my God. It's a house on fire. Also, house on fire, maybe a knocking situation? Yeah. Right?

Yeah, not a... I guess I'll ring him. Oh, he's on, do not disturb. I'll try. Yeah, I'll try. Well, here's the deal. What? He definitely has a landline.

What time do you think this phone call came in? Morning. You do? Okay. Did I say? I said. I did say. I did say.

I did say. She watched her favorite show on, like, network TV. Yeah. Yep. And it was like, oh, it's 10, 10. What do I need to do? Okay. She probably went to get some ice cream and she's like, tonight.

6 a.m.? Like, not even. 11 p.m. 4 a.m. I think I might have tipped it. It did happen around 7 a.m. Oh, I thought To you, I think this started. Oh, this happened. The anger starts the night before. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

She saw an episode of 9-1-1, Fort Worth or whatever. Drinking. Ice cream. Yes. Drinking the ice cream. Pouring the bourbon into the ice cream. The gasoline. Yeah, there it goes. Tell me I can. Going to walk out on a mirror.

He'll rolling through his Instagram feed, looking at all the new people in his life. Right. Oh, God. The homeowner, Garth Brooks. He said he didn't like Mexican food like that. Deep cut. He walks out of his house to find that there are bundles of fire and a fire. Oh, no, bundles of wood and a fire on the front porch.

And deputies later located a jug of bar and chain oil that they say was used to light and spread the fire. I'm going to admit to my friends here listening and in the room. Bar and chain has got to be chainsaw oil. I know, you both went, mm. I think it's oil. You know a bar and chain oil. It's got to be oil you used to like oil bike chain or another thing. Something that would spread it easily.

I want to Google it. The homeowner came outside. The old bar and chain. Came outside. Tried to get water on the fire. Yeah. When he came out. Spread it.

That'll spread it. Yeah. I was going to say. As he came out of his house, he noticed a woman standing near a blue car that was blocking his driveway. The woman was later identified by deputies as. God, the names. I can't wait. It's like some people would have.

born to be a character and an improv team. Let's hear it. Was identified by deputies as Christy Louise Jones. Christy. Yeah. Christy Louise Jones. Why'd you do that, girl? Why?

Why? What did you do? It is chainsaw oil. It is chainsaw oil. There she is. Aaron tipping. Oh, honey. Showing her age.

She's still with the eye shadow. Okay. We'll come back to this because I want you to guess her age later on. There's like she seems like she's disappointed in herself. I got a number. I got that. The homeowner came outside, tried to get water on the fire.

Deputies say that when he came out, she was standing by the car, the blue car, and it was blocking the driveway. Deputies say the homeowner went to get the garden hose to apply water to the flames when,

wrinkle here, the homeowner noticed that pieces of wood had already been set on fire and were placed around a propane tank. Oh, that's dumb. If this one doesn't get him, that's ready for explosion.

A lot of times in sort of like, Rural terrorism. You got to watch for the second explosion. Shock and awe. They want you to go for the first wood thing so that the next thing comes. Yeah. It's like zero dark 30. Right.

So. Exactly. Yeah. This is when the homeowner realized they had another problem. The garden hose that they used to try and get water on the fire didn't work because Christy, Louise Jones had allegedly used flex seal to try and seal off the water. Which, by the way, if this is not the best commercial for flex seal ever. Stop a garden hose.

Stop a garden hose is trying to put out a house fire that is in your. So she's got layers. She's doing a heist. She's doing a fire hikes. She has a. Yes. She's a plan. By the way.

She's at a bar with Brad Pickle and you think we need another guy? Yeah. She's had the chalkboard and she's been working on us for months. Yeah, yeah. She's Charlie Day in it. She's figured everything out except for the correct address. She spent so much time working on the heist. She forgot to double-chiped.

Do you think she army crawled to the hose? Definitely. Yeah. Yes. The homeowner then grinned. grabbed a rifle and confronted the woman within your right. Don't shoot it. Don't know.

But you don't know. You got your house is on fire. If you're a good shot, I'm just saying if you're a good shot, you shoot the cigarette out of her hand. Yeah, yeah. Just prove a point. I'm just bringing a knife. Yeah.

I'm starting with that flame. I'm going, lady, why did you have to go to the property? Ma'am? Why are you burning my house? Normally if I can, if the gunplay doesn't really matter, I leave it out. But in this scenario with what I'm about to read you, I do see going, I need you to see how serious I am. Right.

Because he grabbed the rifle in front of the woman who this entire time stood in the driveway next to the car and was holding one of the homeowner's dog on a leash. No. This is terrible. We're done fucking around now. I can replace a house. I can replace a horse. I think you could shoot her in the kneecap. You could shoot her like a kneecap shoulder.

Also, are there any part of you that looks at your dog? A kneecap shot like in the foot? Yeah, because every step she takes for the rest of her life, she remembers. Don't mess with my dog. But also, is there any part of you that looks at the dog? Maybe it's not for days later and you go, you're comfortable around her? I go, can you get a little crazy at least? Start a ruckus, wake me up.

Even give me a little cat. Yeah, we even know there was a stranger. That is funny to think about. She's like, you're betrayed by the dog. I know. Holding it. How did she get in the house to get the leash? The dog's like, she told me what you did.

I don't know her. She told me. And I'm sort of on her side. Wait, but this is not the right house. This isn't the boyfriend. I know. The dog's confused too. We find out a huge golden retriever. She's holding it.

A 65. He doesn't like to be held. He hates me. Like putting an eight-year-old to bed. Over the shoulder. Yes. Yes. According to the report, when confronted, Christy Louise Jones did not have much to say in her defense.

And the homeowner said she just mumbled. That's the scariest part. What do you got to say for yourself? You got a rifle like somebody holding their dog. You don't know what she's saying? Maybe I don't know. Maybe I don't know you. Maybe you don't know me.

What is that mean? Respectfully, is a man worth that much damage? Thank you. No. Certainly not that. Is a dog? Yes. The dog's always worth that.

When is a house a home when you burn it down? When Christy does. When you flexed seal that hose, when you flex seal that hose. That's when a house becomes a home. It'll even stop water. Okay. That is a... Deputies say it was later discovered, another layer here, that a cut was made to the homeowners.

Let me finish and read everything you want into this. Telephone line. Above ground pool. Wow. Oh. Oh, slice. Which sort of makes you see the house even clearer now, right? Also, like, if you dated someone.

I'm imagining my child at home. Yeah, well, we're an above-ground family. Yeah, absolutely. I had an above-ground pool for a brief period of time in my house here. Oh, really? Yes, we had an above-ground pool. We got one right now. Hell, yes.

So I... Which, oddly enough, caused the fire to my aunt and uncle's house. The robot, like, battery, like, self-cleaning, they charged it. Battery exploded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I just say this? Above-ground pool. Is that what started

The Connie and Kenfire? If you were an ex to this person And you apparently Which you aren't In which you're not But like apparently you were involved In this person

You wouldn't know that they had An above ground pool Wouldn't that be like The number one thing? Like how serious this relationship If you don't know Or does his ex All does her ex also have a number of number of them?

Or is she like Oh Got a pool since we broke up A week ago Not anymore Not anymore Slice She's removing all

Trying to remove All of the water opportunities to put up. She forgot to get the neighbors above. We can always bucket out of that. The neighbors have a slip inside left out. It's been on all night. As firefighters and deputies sirens could be heard coming to the locations, Jones reportedly got in the car and left brushing the homeowner with the car as she drove away. I don't know why they're minimalizing. That's a hit and run. Brushing has to be the homeowner insisted. That's what they call it.

Brushing is just a light. So she hit you? Brush me. I didn't even get knocked over. Or they're like, she didn't hit you, but we'll give you it. Yeah, we'll give you a brush. Or it's an upgrade. We'll give you one.

One brush. We'll get a light brushing. We'll upgrade it to a brushing, but if you talk anymore, we're going to call it a dusting. Sir. A light dusting. I know you're the victim here, but this is where you're saying you're standing. These are the tire tracks. I got brushed.

I got brushed. Okay, we'll call it brushed. Did they run over your foot? No. I got brushed. It's a brushing. And she spit on me. The homeowner, it's a brush and run.

The homeowner. Straight up brush and run. Was able to get the license number and description of the car before Jones fled the scene. Of course, she was like 10 minutes. Whoa. Like she didn't leave until the siren started showing. Dan, when you get brushed, you're like, when you get brushed, you're like, I know, if you have a brush with Chris. A witness came forward to say that they recognize, I love this wrinkle too.

A witness came forward to say that they, neighbor came forward to say that they recognized Jones and told deputies. No, I want this person to arms cross. in a robe out of the shadows. Oh, I know. Oh, I recognize. Oh, I know. She comes by every Tuesday, Thursday. It doesn't drive by.

Who said that? Who's talking right now? You don't need to know. Smoke Clear's robe woman comes out. But here's what I love. Curlers. They said that they recognized Christy Louise Jones and told deputies that she lived in Stanley County.

If you're only known by the county that you live in. Didn't say what town? That's awesome. Let alone neighborhood. We went, you know which county she's for. That'd be like St. Louis County. Right. How do you know?

She's from St. Charles. I know her. Thanks. Okay. Now we've got to narrow it down to a county. That's bizarre. There's got to be more to that. It means you're known around the region.

It means you've done some shit. You have lore. Assigned a county. Law. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The coward of the county?

Yeah. That's the band of the district. Kelly Rogers. Oh, Kenny Rogers. The coward of the county. Deputies went to the house where Joan. lived and talked with her. They charged her in July, so this is a little while ago,

with felony first degree, arson. She's a character in a Kenny Rogers song. Assault with a deadly weapon and larceny of an animal. Yes, you can't steal an animal, lady. She would say she held it. She didn't take it out of the driveway. I walked it for you, you're welcome. Yeah.

When she leaves, she hands the leash her, she's like, he's got to go. Just she knows he's got to go. I fed him, I mix his food. So he's going to have to go. I put his clay in there. Deputies estimate the damage to the home in the pool to be at what? just for fun really quick.

$8,000? $25,000. $25,000 with the underground pool, I'd say $32,000. $20,000. Whoa, you guys both were... Most have not been a big cut or a big fire. According to deputies at the time,

witnesses said that a former boyfriend of Jones did own property in the area. No one specific. In the area? In the county? They believe Jones targeted the wrong location. We'll get out of here on this. Of course she did.

How old, at the time of this incident, and in that photo, do you think Christy Louise Jones I once called her Leslie Ann Jones Is

Christy Louise Jones Sealdre You are a guest Molly what do you think Molly what do you can go first You can last I'll go first And I'm gonna say

A big 46 Okay I think it's a rough 39 Okay A rough 39 409 40s lived a lot

Live packed 46 years In a 39 year life Okay Rani says 43 43 year old woman I want to

high. Damn it. No. Louise. You might be right. Jones. Is 21. Yeah, she's going to be really young.

49 years old. Molly Crush City. Randy's up second. So you do it. We come back. We're going to hear about DMV how people can watch it and just everything. And we'll find out where Dan's going to be. All that.

It's Dumb People Town. Molly Carney's with us. We'll be right back. Stick around. Make a sound. Hunger Down is Dump People Town. A quick message from today. sponsored the ASPCA pet health insurance program.

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She is such a love and we have fully taken her on. I love her. She is like, I sort of, I think it was years between me having dogs. It was years between you stealing the dog from your... Between me stealing this. This is the second dog we've stolen from our in-laws. And what I love about this dog is You're like a hot train.

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Take care of her and make sure, you know, look, health issues come up all the time and you can't predict. We've already dealt with it a couple times with her. And so I just this is what I'm gleaning from you. Yes, they say here that your pet is part of your family. And this pet has become part of your family. You would do pretty much anything for them, but those vet bills. And I can tell you as an owner of bulldogs and French bulldogs, those vet bills. Yeah, they can add up quicker than you think.

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Make a sound. Hunger down. Hey, gang, welcome back to the show. Before we jump into DMV, fantastic show on CBS. that Molly is starring in. Daniel, where can people see you? Where can people find you? Daniel Van Kirk.com. You know you can listen to the midnight air right here on all things. Comedy. It's a little overnight radio show. Easy. So fun. Phenomenal.

Did you have a list of what breads were the best? My top 10 breads. Thank you. I love that. People have been sending in their other, like, top ten? Top ten. What's your top grouping? Top ten types of bread or brands? The types. Well, it could be, I could get specific when I say like, this is my brands. Like arrowweed. Top ten breads if you had to. Okay. Sourdough. I know rye. Riosch.

I respect a brioche if it's not. It was part by accent, but also I would have thought of it if I was better. I didn't even have Sardotau on the list. Was pretzel loaf? I got to get out of here. Did you tell me pretzel loaf? I got to get out of here. Was preoche way off the list?

Pretzel loaf? Yeah. I made burgers. I made burgers the other night. Oh, yeah, you got your whole. Had pretzel buns. I thought I was doing something great for the family. And my son was like, watch.

you get regular buns and I was like why don't you eat it first and tell me if I should get regular ones why don't you get a job and support the family yeah and then he ate why don't you come to new bung guy then all right this is better yeah like these are actually pretty sick I don't know how old are you're actually pretty sick this is your pattern with him he's like I got weird though I was like raisin bread

like it's while we're at a diner and you're like you know what I'm gonna go nuts at this diner did you say cinnamon raisin right is that what you mean cinnamon raisin with butter is a great that's midnight air Daniel vancirk.com for all my dates on Thursday, March 26th, I'm at the West Side Theater in New York City. Then the 27th, York, Pennsylvania. Thanks, buddy. And then Alenton, Pennsylvania on the 28th. Plus, I've got Iowa, Raleigh, Wilmington, Jamesville, Wisconsin, D.C., Baltimore, in Chicago for a week. That's in July, Hub City Comedy Week.

Everything's at Daniel Vancurt.com. A ton of more dates are about to be at. Keep your eye out. Let's hang out in real life. Make it happen. Okay. All right, Molly, let's talk about DMV. How psyched are you, number one, to be on a show? I'm so psyched. A great cast. I mean, Tim Meadows. I freaking love Tim Meadows. The whole cast is wonderful.

Yeah, they're awesome. They're all the stars. Are you? Dyer, Juji Zimbado, Tony Cavalero, and Alex Tarrant. And, yeah, Tim Meadows. Wait, so, and the joy of doing a show, having come from doing a show that's live, which is scary A.F. But, like, to then do a show where you're like, oh, we get multiple takes. I'm going to hit the story.

It is, like, I feel, it makes you feel a lot less stress. I don't have nightmares. Yeah. Did you have nightmares? Oh yeah. You did. I mean, I taught everybody did. I know. Everybody, Jay Moore, who is our good buddy, like, you know, this goes back years and years. Jay Moore was like crippled with fear. Yeah. And it like struck like at his deepest things. Bill Hader talked about the fear. Yeah. It's a lot. It's really, really intense. So the fact that you came through that, you're now in this thing where you build a character, a character who, as I said, I love. Because you're instantly rooting for that character. That was the beauty of. going from S&L to like a half hour comedy because I got to like really pick apart my character and really sit in her world. So that was really cool.

And, you know, I was going from like playing like a bald man, a nun, a guy with one arm, like a guy with a strong arm and like one night versus then I'm just Barbara Jason Barry, you know? Barbara J.B. And even though it like it takes place in East Hollywood. Yeah, East Hollywood. But it's so universal. And because people, like, when they move to L.A. or anywhere, they got to get a new license. So you can pull somebody from the deep south.

You can pull some, like, the most Midwestern Chicago guy. Like, you can pull everything. And you always get to have, like, it focuses on you guys, obviously. But, like, you get to have any curveball come in by whoever walks through that door. Yes. There's a base camp, but you go. Yeah. Where did this person come from before they came to the DMV?

Where do they have to go? There are some wild people. Because Randy's talked about. Exhibit A over there. Since the days of knowing Randy, he's talked about seeing a guy in like a full-on like a gondolier like outfit walking around Silver Lake. Oh, Silver Lake. But I'm saying that sort of person walks into the DMB.

Of course. You've got a hot one. But everybody must come in contact with it for getting a real idea, whatever. I have two daughters that are 18 and 20 and they don't drive. Like they're going to have to learn how to drive. So they are both going to have to interact with and be a part of it. our lives. Can you also have somebody come in to just get an ID card and they don't even want to drive? Yeah, yeah. You can have like those people too. And I just a fly. Yeah, yeah. But also now within this show is the

context of one of the four branches is going to be closing and there are people watching. Yeah. So you have your character who just got promoted to is so psyched to manager. To manager and is now has to keep on a potential sinking ship. Right. Yeah. You just got named captain on the Titanic. And you're like, hey! And the consultants come in and they're like, well, we've got to cut one of them because they're going to go more online and be run by robots and stuff like that. Which, by the way, is so current and so now. It's really cool. I'm just so excited.

And you said you have like eight or nine more that you're sharing. Yeah, I think the second half of the season is really going to show more, like, character development within the relationships inside the DMV and just the antics they get up to. And there's a lot of great guest stars that come in. And, yeah, I love it. It's fun. I think it's, single cam is so great. And I think, you know, with a show like that, and I'll put it on in the same sort of grouping as like the paper,

you know what I mean, in terms of like. Workplace comedy. Great workplace comedy. Grounded in real people. Why not bring it back? And it is something that everybody knows. It's not like you have to explain what the DMV is to people. Right.

Everybody knows it. Oh, God. We put a TikTok of us like dancing because Gigi loves to have us do TikTok dances on set. And it kind of went a little, like, viral. And in the comments, you're like, oh, my God, I thought, I thought that Tim Not Meadows got a real job at the DMV. I'm like, oh, wow, we're that good of dancing. It's that real. That set design is so good.

It's so good. All right, watch it. So it is on CBS. You can watch it on Paramount Plus, I'm sure. But CBS, it is on, so people don't watch it on the correct time. Monday is 830. Monday is 830. Let's watch it so that it gets another season, everybody.

buddy and then your boys can come on right let's figure that yes yes we gotta get you in there and I want you guys to be angry yes I'll be angry that's not hard that's not hard Jay gets around the DMV Molly just as long as I could be the guy who his name legal name is real ID yeah and you're like I'm a DJ you put real ID on your real ID DJ real ID DJ real ID DJ real ID okay all right all right this next story is sending by David 4nier at DP 428 too always sends in great stories here is the headline hit it teacher allegedly snored cocaine in kindergarten bathroom claim she always cleans up.

Well, of course she does. She's on Coke. I mean, also like, how low are you bending down to snort it off that sink? It is a low business plan for a side cleaning like company. Shit, let me hold on a face. I mean, just.

Hey, B, C, E, FJ. What's your kids, guys, once your kids are older, like, they're going to stay alive, right? They're older, like, older, like, above 10. Right. I'm not saying you'd encourage it, but is there any part of you that would want to try cocaine with them? That says that understands a teacher needing to get through the day. Just a just a, sure.

Just a post-lunch bump. I mean, bartenders do it. Obviously, too. I'm not saying whole cloth you're in for Coke for teachers. That's your Jeopardy chair. That's your Jeopardy charity. We need around for the whole bar. They got it.

Although, if you were on Celebrity Jeopardy and they said, what are you playing for? You're like, Coke for teachers. A lot of teachers have a hard time getting through the day. It works for bartenders. They're up late at night. Hey, little bomb? So there's a thing now where NBA coaches, like smell smelling salts. Oh, yeah.

What is that? How is that different than cocaine? Wakes you up. Just parks you up. Somebody almost died doing too many smelling salts. Oh, yeah, that was a challenge, I think. They banned it in the NFL. Did they?

Too many players were doing it on the sidelines. Yeah, see? That's a wild. Anytime like everybody's like, I need another one. No, you don't. No, you don't. New London, Wisconsin, Daniel. I've heard of the place.

WKRC, a teacher who was accused of snowing. came in the bathroom of her kindergarten classroom. Who accused her? That's right. Who knows what it's thought? If it's Coke, it's her. Allegedly said, what I didn't do Coke? Nobody said that. Hey. This is what her response was. Okay. Allegedly said the quote, she quote, always cleans up

after herself. That's not saying you didn't do it. No. That's just, that's, you know how like when someone is, I got it all. I got it all up there. I'm with Randy. I already know what he's going to say. You know what I'm saying? Yes. You know when someone did something wrong, when they answer your question with an answer to a question you never asked. Yes. Did you do cocaine? Instant deferment. I cleaned it up.

Nope. That's not what I asked. That's not what I asked. Did you do cocaine? Did you do? The Adderall prescriptions have been low in the... No one asked you about the Adderall. You're answering other questions. People when you're like, you're too drunk right now and they're like, I bought these shoes. No, no one is saying... No one is saying you do you buy those shoes. Ma'am, you did cocaine. Is the glue set? Right. No one asked about the glue set. I don't like me. minivans. I vacuumed the carpet. Came here the whole day.

You tell me where the macaroni plates are. Nope. It's not a question. Does she think that someone accused her doing coke because she's so clean? No. According to it, she's so squared or whatever. What she's saying is, so what?

I did it, but I always cleaned it up so it's not like a kid's going to accidentally do it. According to a criminal complaint obtained by law and crime, an anonymous individual alerted the school. Law and crime. Who's an anonymous individual?

Her friend who, like, she said, I'll let you come in on this business idea. Or maybe it was Christy. Oh, she did it on herself. Oh, the girl first. She did it to the wrong house. Oh, Christy from the story. Storyline.

Wrong person. You nailed the wrong person. Who alerted the school resource officer at Lincoln Elementary School regarding a quote, change in the behavior of the, and we'll guess how old she is a little bit. Lori Lubinstein.

Oh, Lori Lubinstein. Loobster. The lubster. Tend to get a little loo. Oh. Oh, come on. Why do these women look exactly the same? I know.

She looks like she's in the commercial for the bumpet. Remember that thing that's like on the bag that raises your hair at my? It slipped to its side. I don't see her doing coat. The tipster claims. She looks like John and Kate minus eight. The tipster claimed they found powder in the bathroom of Lubinstein. Of the Lubinstein.

John and Kate plus eight ball. They found powder in the bathroom of the Lubinstein classroom. She did not clean up then. She didn't. She didn't do it. Classroom and bloody tissues in the garbage can. Wow, she must have done so much. That sounded like Beastie Boy, lyric.

Powder in the bathroom of the Lewinstein classroom. Bloody tissues in the garbage can. Powder in the bathroom of the Lubinstein bathroom. Bloody tissues in the garbage can. That sounded groovy. I heard it the first time we went through. I'm like, this is rhythmic. Yeah.

It's fun. The tips are further alleged to the Lubinstein was, quote, behaving differently, describing her as scatterbrain and easily losing focus. Or spending all day with kids. Right. That's what kids are. The kids are like coaked up people. They freak out.

They start crying for no reason. They all of a sudden are taking a nap. And they have 16 business ideas that none of them make sense. What if we build rocket chips? And that's how we went to the grocery store. A seven-year-old and a person on Coke both declaring I'm going to be in the NBA happens a lot. Yeah. A seven-year-old, a coach.

a person and Elon Musk. I bet you she was really fun though with the kids. Right. After she was ripped. She was down to do anything. What song are you seeing, Miss Lubinstein? Recess can go as long as you guys can run. Catch me if you can.

Why is Mrs. Lubinstein chewing her cheek? I don't know. They claimed that she had already spoken to the principal, but did not feel as though they were being taken seriously this person. So they continued the school to the contact to the school resource officer. The witness claims seeing bloody tissues and erratic behavior were reported on, reportedly corroborated by another witness who also spoke to the principal.

The principal. So winter in Wisconsin, everybody's getting bloody. I know. I know. That's true. Allegedly told the second of us. Yeah. Children were not at risk.

They had fun, you guys. And they're already, and they, and he had already spoken with Lubinstein. The officer allegedly investigated Lubinstein's bathroom himself and discovered white powder that tested negative for cocaine. Although the officer said that the officer said that the. the on-site drug test he performed may have been compromised. Well, that's on you. What does that mean? You did it all.

I licked it and I put it on my teeth and I couldn't tell. You have a chain of evidence. You can't keep that. I tried it several times. I took it home and tried it to get that high. And the substance they did have wasn't Coke. It was probably gold bond. This woman's not doing it.

She doesn't have a one-in-one-one-out policy in her classroom. I want to fight for her right. I don't think she did fight her. Lewin's team got wronged, all right? The lubed got. The Louv got dried out. Loub got jubed. All right.

For cocaine, although the officer said that the on-site drug, yeah, I could compromise. The second test of the white powder in the bathroom returned a positive result for cocaine. You don't know what you don't know. You don't know what you don't know. A canine unit was brought into the school and reportedly alerted officers that the presence of narcotics in Lubinstein's vehicle. Oh, God. Please search Lubinstein and her vehicle finding cocaine in her purse and code pocket, but not in the vehicle. Leuvenstein eventually admitted to purchasing and using the cocaine due to family issues,

said she had using the teacher's lounge and in her classroom. Why is that bad? This is a rap song by Beastie. I agree. This is Louvenstein's kindergarten. This is Leuvenstein's kindergarten bathroom. Coke in the car and powder in the bathroom. Like, this just works.

And a coat pocket. Right. And a coat pocket. Authority said Lubinstein further claimed that she had never let cocaine in the bathroom. And it always cleans up after herself. She was arrested in charge. She always clean up after myself. Her defense is, do you think I'd leave Coke around?

Guys, I'm an idiot? I clean up after myself. You think I'd leave a girlfriend? What am I? What am I? You're not going to waste cocaine. Right. To clean it up.

Yes. I clean it up, you guys. What am I willy-nilly pouring powdered protein into a container? Gosh. She was resting in charge of possession of cocaine, placed on administrative leave from her job, according to the outlet, W-B-A-Y. This administrative leave has been happening. a lot, but like, what, that means they come back?

Yeah. Administrative leave is, we're just going to get so old. She's. We're going to get. Knock it off? Right. And no, until the public forgets about it. I have no idea.

Right. Until we move on to the next scandal. Whatever the next thing is, we're going to move on to that. Great teacher. All right. How old do you think? I bet she has a lot of ideas, Dan. How old is Lady Lubinstein?

Man, I have no idea. What do you think? I'll take a 62. That's way too high. Daniel? No way. I'm going to go. 51.

51. Jay, what do you think? 47. All right. Get your answers in Townies. Story two. Down the books. Jay, can you give us a little tease

of what we might be seeing in hearing and story? We got some jive turkeys. Oh, I love jive turkeys. This woman, and we'll tell you what we have going on with us. Yeah. This woman.

Laura Lubinstein. Yeah. Laura Lubinstein, kindergarten teacher, cleans up after herself. Allegedly young cook. Is 58 years. Oh!

I should work at Cedar Point where they guess you're weight and age because I've been good at that my whole life. You're crushing it. I'm like, forget it. Let's just keep playing. Let's go. More games. Molly wants more games.

I might have, Molly wants more games. Do you have a game in here? Yeah, yeah, that's good. All right. Hey, that story, too. We got a little bit wild jive, wild turkeys. Jive turkeys coming up on the other side of the break. It's Dumb People Town with Molly.

Carney. We'll be right back. Stick around. Make us down. It's Dump People Town. Hey, gang, before we jump into this third story, Let's Jay tell them what we have happening. So we're going to be at Moon Tower, which we love.

You've been to Moon Tower. Yes, that's where we met now. At Moon Tower. And we are also going to be doing on... Did you ever do the goddamn comedy jam? No, but I was there. It's really fun. May 6th, though, here in L.A., part of Netflix is a joke.

Oh, yeah, Dan has his show at the hotel bar and cafe. Me too. And we have a show. Yours is on the 4th? Yeah, I remember that. You guys are sure. Fourth. Ours is on the 6th.

at UCB Theater starts at 930. You probably catch Dan's show and then come to us if you can, but that's going to fill out. Buy tickets for both and then just flip a boy in that day and see what we're ours is tag it. Ours is tag it. The lineup already is in our show. Can you announce? Yeah, we can announce it.

Rob Hayes, Jennifer Friedman, who is fantastic. Ian Carmel. John Ray. TVD. No. And I'm going to say it. Morgan J. He's going to do it as well. So it's going to be a fun show. So fun. All right. So just come check that out. Go to superscalers.com or punchup.com. Yeah. The Super Sclerus has it right there. Okay. Let's go. Let's do this. Okay. Here is sent it by Sean Anderson at Sean 70. Canadian man escapes attacking turkeys by getting into strangers car. That's awesome. When the turkeys attack. Yeah. I mean, I've been around like geese that are pretty angry. I mean, I've had a jump in. Well, I mean, you've, you've,

Have you guys ever jumped into a random car before? No, but I once have you really? No, it was an accident. I was at the garage store. That was my mom was the random lady. Oh, I have jumped in a random car. And I was like, oh, mom, I had to pee so bad. Thank you.

And I was like, you're not my mom. See you. There's an equal chance that all three of you know this person, but an equal chance that all three of you don't. Okay. I once was driving east on Lawrence in Chicago. I got to Lawrence and Broadway heading towards the lake. And Ronnie Woo-woo just jumped into my car.

You guys know Ronnie Wu? Oh, Ronny Woo. Long time Cubs fan. People get him into every game. He wears a full uniform. And he yells, Woo! Cubs!

Woo! That's like his whole thing. Ronnie Wooo jumped to your car. But he's like a character of Chicago. Like a dentist donated all of his dental work to be done. He was unhoused and maybe he's not anymore. I hope he's doing great. God bless.

He might have passed away. Either way, love his soul. And no matter where it resides. But he jumped into my car. Yes. And he had the full Cubs uniform, everything on the hat. And I knew he was right away.

way. You say, oh my God, Ronnie Woo-woo. I go, Ronnie Woo-woo. And I go, where do you want to go, buddy? Because this is worth being late to work in Chicago. That's a free pass. Right. And, yeah, why you late to work, Dan?

Oh, I just gave Ronnie Woo-Woo a drive to where. That is the best excuse of it. If you told me Ronnie Woo-Woo. But anyway, you're being chased by. If you told me Ronnie Roo-Roo-W-W-W-W-Rote crazy rich Asians, I'd be like. No, if Ronnie Woo-Woo, I thought was the drummer for the Rolling Stones. No, that's Ronnie Wood. Whatever.

But look, if you're running from any animal, any place you can get in is fine. A shed, a garage, a house. You have to declare right away as being chased. Like, turkeys will, first of all, they're big. I don't know if you've seen a wild turkey. They're big. I see him all year when I'm up to the cabin. Like a turkey, to me, is a Shetland ostrich.

There are some that will. They can all scare you. Some will intimidate you from afar. Yeah. Like. They're like, don't even look. Because you don't know how quickly they can get from there to hear. Right.

And I don't want to find it. I don't want to know. I don't know that. They're also good for like a long jump. They sort of jump like the Incredible Hulk. Like they can get some good distance. You're like, I know you can't fly. And you just hear like.

Like Komenalia, you are. It is like a war rant. Here you go. An Ontario man was chased by a pair of aggressive turkeys only escaped by jumping into a stranger's car and the incident was caught on camera. And I might have a. Was the stranger's car the person was driving? Yeah, or parked.

But you had to stop, like, whatever. I mean, if they're moving and you jump in, keeps their doors unlocked like that. Yeah, you knew, it must have been an older car or less. He was like, pulling. He's like, what? Yeah. His hands, bloody hands hit the window and he slides up.

So drastic parking. And the turkeys are like coming out. Here we go. Michael Bourgion was walking near Prince of Wales Drive and Heron Road. In Ottawa, when he noticed, what region of Canada is he from? The Borjeon region. Yes. where he noticed two turkeys following them.

Look at these turkeys following me, eh? Oh, I see a couple of, the quotes in this are so Canadian. You got to do it with a Canada. I see a couple of turkeys. I didn't think too much of it. I said, hey, what's up, turkeys? And then they started. Which is a low-level hockey heckle.

Yeah. Hey, what's up? What's up, what's up, Turkey? What are you, the Calgary Flames? And then they started coming at me, Burjohn told CBC Radio Ottawa's morning. Witness Jody Paul. Love a name.

That would be a character. Love a name. First. Jody, what did you see? I saw a man. He was screaming his dick off. Hey, it's just the news. Jody saw it.

That's what he said. That's what he said. He said it. Yeah, but now you said it and now it's on the news, Jody. Tell them what he was screaming off. But don't use the bad one. He was screaming, Mama, but he was looking at me. I don't know this guy.

Did that confuse you? You're not his mother. No. No. That's great. I'm a childless. You're a child. Jody, what?

Now this whole thing got said. Jody, tell them what happened why you're barren. Well, I'm gay first off. All right. Well, gay people can have kids too. I don't understand why I have to explain that to you. I'm not ready. Childless by choice.

Yeah, not ready. It's a choice to be childless. It's a childless, not a choice. Or it's a choice, not a child. All right. Witness Joey Paul captured the video as Borjan tried to escape. the turkeys by fleeing and kicking snow at the birds. Oh, yeah.

That's his thing. Okay. I was up, you can't. Oh, we got video. Oh, this is incredible. Look at him. Look at him.

He's on the corner. Hey, get out here. Go to our YouTube to watch this video. Oh, Bergeron is. He is a part-time magician. Michael Burgeon. Full-time. Look, no, they're coming at him.

They're pissed at him. They're coming at him. And he's like, this shouldn't be happening in broad daylight. What did I do to him? What did I do? I'll tell you what I didn't do. Shave the top of the top. Get out of hair.

You don't see a lot of men that goes straight. I'm in an any better cover man. You get out of here. Head hair to chest hair. Burz her on spoken. That's Jody Paul. Jody Paul. Jody Paul is a lesbian.

One with the beard. Best lesbian I've ever seen Jody Paul. So look, he jumped into a car that wasn't his. This car, this person in the car knew. I'll give you a lift. I think Jody's the hero of this story. Yeah. Jody took the video.

I don't want a victim of a baby. He must have something in pocket. How dare we assume that Jody was a woman? That is on. I don't know. I kind of did. All four of us fuck that out. You don't catch a lot of male Jodys. I think it was a safe assumption.

Jody Davis. Right. I'm saying you don't catch a lot of them. Jody Foster. Jody Foster. Jody Foster. He's spouting down. Jody Hill.

All right. Wait. Okay. So a second video is supposed to line by one of Paul's coworkers shows Berzhan escaped the turkeys by having a new stranger's car which you saw.

A complete and total stranger did not hesitate just to offer assistance. Which is kind of nice, Borgon said. She's some random lady in the car. You don't need to, you don't need to, now it feels like taking a dig at her. She's some random bitch. Way!

She's a hero. She's driving along here. She's screaming her dick off at me. Hey, this random bitch. This random lady. So listen to what he says. She's some randomly in the car. I look like the unabomber.

Okay. You don't. You don't really look like the other. He's saying he's unkepte. He's not presenting his best. Ronnie James D.O. I'm pretty sure he was wearing a zip-up hoodie with nothing underneath. Which always means, which always means you were only planning to be outside of

for 30 seconds. He looks like Eric Vedder. He looks like Ronnie James Dio on Jerry Lewis's pregnancy. Every time you see somebody at the grocery store with zip up hoodie and nothing underneath, they also then realize everyone else can realize this. Man or woman. And they're just constantly like pulling out the guy or girl.

Because they're like, damn it, everyone knows I got nothing on them. They're going to know. They're not going to know. I came for a pint of ice cream and now I have a cartful. I love that in every story someone goes for the pint of ice cream. What is your go-to pint of ice cream if you have to go. You're like, I'm going and I'm getting...

Have to. Oh, chocolate chip cookie dough. There's a good. Class. It's a classic. It's a classic. Why mess with success? Yes. So, and I look like the one who's reaching out here. And honestly, I just want to get away from these turkeys. I was not in the mood for turkey business. Is that a thing? Let's talk. Do you don't have five minutes? I know monkey business is the thing, but is turkey? That's what this guy said? Yeah. That might be the title of this episode. Turkey business? No, I think we had a better title.

Borgon said he encountered two turkeys again the following day. No. They're stalking his asses. You're asking for it, bro. What do he do? He said he does not know if they were the same birds, but he was better prepared for the second incident. Listen to what he says. I stood my ground.

So what? You shot him? What? And I stopped and we sort of looked at each other for a bit, and then I just slowly backed away while facing them, and they just didn't follow me. Is this how you get rid of turkeys down? Sounds like that's how you find self-confidence. A slow You gotta look at turkey

Yeah, most animals You're confronting them You're doing a dance I don't think you're I'm gonna slowly step back like I'm friendly I'm friendly Wait do you stare at the gobble

Or at their beady little eyes That is a good choice Unfortunately stare at the gobble Because I couldn't help it What is that called? I just slowly backed away While facing them And they just didn't follow me

They just ignored me And I ignored them And I seem to have reached A turkey detain No I love this guy I'm actually back on board. I'm back on board with them, but Turkey Dayton.

Turkey Dayton. I don't have any guessing in this. Who cares? That was fun. That was fun. Turkey day ton. Guy survived. But we learned something too.

If you ever do encounter like wild turkeys, they're coming at you, slowly, back back, staring at them, creepily, slowly walk away. Because then they don't know what you're doing. They don't know what you're about. And you really in the end just want to be in a turkey day ton. Yeah. You want to acknowledge that each other exists, but you don't want to be able. I'm so not smart.

I think that means like face off. piece. A detente is a peaceful resolution. If you told me that was one of today's specials on the menu, like we have a turkey detente. It does sound like a really good. Yeah, yeah. And then you're like, I've never had that.

They're like, do you like stuffing and croissants? I'm like, yeah. Well, it's sort of that all together. What if I took your stuffing and liquefied it? It's not like a... Dayton are two foes that are in a peaceful period. Okay. A detont.

Am I right on that? Yes. Turkey. Turkey Dayton. Let them tell us, Jay. Better than me, right? Let them tell us. Turkey detont as a dish is.

really fun. We've got a turkey d'aeton done two ways. It seems like it has a lot of gravy or something. And then they try to give you like, it's basically why we hired the chef. He's so good at. Oh no, it says a French word for relaxation. Critical period. Easing the Cold War tensions between the United States and the Soviet Union. It's easy. It was an easing of tension away. I learned something new.

Me too. I definitely thought it was like a. We learned two things. A trot-tat, which is French for. Ted a Tedette. That's head to head. Literally had that. Face to face.

It is an easing of hostility and strange relations, especially between countries. So it's a compliment. I'm really. Someone you had negativity towards, we are currently in a day-off. Easing of tensions. We're like good. We're like good. .

We're like good. We're good. We used it correctly. We're in the Borjaan region. We had a little Ted-a-Tet. That might be the title. There you go. All right, guys, that is a show.

Turkey. Mondays 830 on CBS is the show called DMV. Molly Carney stars in that show. Watch Molly kick ass on that show. I follow you on Instagram. Where? Oh, at Meet Brick Molly. Meet Brick Molly.

We follow Molly. Also a Boisty Boy's song. Meet Brick, Molly. It does sound like a Beastie Boys song off of ill communication. Guys, we love you. And oh, snap, we got to get back to work. Peace.