Dumb People Town - Sheedz - On The Path

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

Comedian, actress, and writer Sheedz (Jury Duty, South Side) stops by as Randy describes how a woman recovered a stolen Hamburglar statue, Daniel explains how a man was accidentally paid several times his salary, quits, and disappeared, and Jason warns that the police will use drone to catch serial park poopers, and so much more!

Hey guys, on this episode of Dumb People Town, we've got a hamburger statue that goes missing. We've got a serial pooper and we've got someone who got paid a little too much. Whose side are you going to be on? Doesn't matter because we have one of the greatest people that we know in this world. The hilarious sheeds on this episode of Dumb People Town, here it comes. Dan and Ran and Jay will share tales of folk so unaware they lack and grace and sometimes choose the life they choose will make the news. Breaking down each epic bail in Florida. There's half price bail.

I'm happy to say they. Good in the podcast band with co-host, Arm and Dan. Bender, don't be a jerk. Because when the music gets the fun, Don't People Town. Hey, Tadies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population, You.

Population Sheeds. Oh, Sheeds, our close friend, our sister. She worked with us on the Kevin Hart, Keeney and Thompson Show Good Sports, and I'm so happy. That's really one of the best things to come out of it. I'm so happy you're here with us. you for being here. So glad to be here. These guys are so great. They got to have me intentionally, just to have me, but it's Black History Month. Can we represent? Please. You all just wrap the season,

right? We just finished it up. Congratulations. Great work. It was amazing. The stuff we got to do, and I was just explaining to Aaron before, you know, like we wrote a sketch together. Like for two, it never made it on, but I loved the process of writing with you. You're in the room to sit down. We just went into another office and the two of us just went away and wrote this thing. We were laughing so much. You know it's good when you laugh. We're laughing at it.

We're like, is this something we'd want to see? On first blush, if you laughed, then it's a funny sketch. It's a funny bit. It was so funny. Just like even tweaking a word and be like, no, let's say this way, this way. It was just so great. And I wore my, I wore two things here.

I wore my, these shoes for the Schwarz brothers. Thank you. These is the 2020 Wolf Packs. And I wore this for Dan. Which Dan has that shirt. He has a shirt. Just so y'all know. Wait, are you guys related?

Awful, right. We're cousins. So Chicago cousins and just comedy family. We forget Garrett. We're the Chicago mix. That's what I'm, look at this shit. And by the way, she has the best nails ever. So I want to get into this because dumb stuff is happening and we need to jump in.

The only way we can fight the dumb in this world is through comedy sheets. You know that. All right. All right, I'm going to jump on this right now. This was sent in by Sam Householder. He's a Householder name at Sam Householder. Here is the headline. You're ready for them?

I love householder and householder international on HGTV. All right, here's the headline. You ready? It is valuable to us. Who's saying that? That's a quote. So now you know what. Somebody said this.

It isn't valuable to anyone else. It's right. It's valuable to us. When you have to say that first. Like if you call the cops and when the cops call up, your first thing is, now this is valuable to us. They're like, all right. It makes you, that mean don't even see.

If I'm the operator, I'm already like, See it Like I fell home alone Remember when he was like The duty and the don't know He's like you want us to send someone There to check on your son That's the mode that I'm going through

If you say that shit It is valuable to us Just hear me out It's like almost like hear me out It's also that old meme From the professional wrestling fan Who's like it's real to me It's real to me

Yeah It's like it's valuable to us It's valuable to us This motherfucker is not real It's giving that Yeah yeah It's giving that It's going to be old napkin

Woman recovers Hamburgler statues stolen from fighter fire at fighter firefighter after confrontation Well hold on so it's a hamburger statue First of all That is kind of cool

From like what year too? Right exactly I've been I used to work at the I don't think a lot of people know this but White Castle Yes we know White Castle White Castle was founded in I think it was founded in Illinois

I'm not sure Yeah southern Illinois I worked at one of the oldest White Castle in Chicago and across the street is the oldest McDonald's in Chicago. So if they took that shit from like some like that. The hamburger from there? I'm mad. Like the old day like Mayor McChese days.

Yeah, when they looked real, they didn't look like all this AI shit. Okay. We're going to figure out how many year-long tradition this is. Among Fremont rural fire department members was nearly ended when someone stole a, we're going to guess how much it weighed, hamburger head. Just a head? From a firefighter's front yard. Okay, here we go.

A tradition among firefighters in Nebraska nearly ended after someone stole a hamburger's head from a firefighter's front yard. Maggie Woodstock said her husband Blake, a Fremont rural fire department firefighter, noticed movement on their security camera at what time? 1 a.m. Yeah, 3 a.m.

4.m. 4.36 a.m. I knew it. And he's up just scanning that thing. What does he do it? Like, you know how like you're, I was waiting for you to come here and I'm just like standing by the door. I'm just waiting to see any movement by the door.

Is he sleeping like that? No, he's probably got alerts. Okay. And he probably know, like, Nebraska, they got roosters and shit. He's like, the rooster's going to cock, doodoo do that. That's your tripwire is the rooster. Also, firefighter. He could be on weird hours.

That's true. Maybe he's still up. Like a late call. Doorbell video from the front porch shows a man approaching the how tall hamburger statue and running off with him? Wait, so it is a full statue, but this person just took the head. That's crazy because the body's kind of like, what's cool. The hamburger is the pinstrikes. Yes.

He's got the mask on and everything. He's got a criminal record. I'm going to go four foot tall statue. How tall do you think of it's? Six feet tall. What do you think? I think it's like, because it's a statue of a hamburger, maybe like three and a half feet.

It's got to be sizable because they makes me feel like they couldn't get the whole thing. I'll tell you right now, was a three foot tall hammering. Well done. She was on it. Well, initially. it was just a kick in the gut because a tradition essentially could have ended with us. The tradition involves a firefighter being chosen at random every year and surprised with the head of the hamburger.

One of the characters introduced by McDonald's in what year? Do you remember what, if you can guess what year, the hamburger was introduced into McDonald's? I'm going to go last. They're like, we need a felon up in this piece. Well, okay, so to me, the McDonald's characters, the extended universe of McDonald's, Ronald McDonald's been around forever. He started around that whole like Fraggle Rock fever dream drugs of the 70s time. Like Grimmis is obviously, you were high when you created Grimmis.

Yeah, Grimmis. Because that's not an animal or anything. What is Grimmis? Grimmis is some shit you spilled on the floor. Right. It just was like, yeah, grimmis. I always thought he was one of those like movie theater candies. They're called drops.

Those, you look like a puddle of grape pop. Yes. That splashed on the floor and then somebody was out of acid. Where is grimace? happen to know the answer. Let's hear it, Aaron. That's thought... Grimus is a taste bud. Grimus is a taste bud.

A taste bud. Motherfocus was on an acid. Yeah, that's right. So this is, I'm going to go, 1973. What do you think? 67. The hamburger or grimace. The hamburger.

Hamburgerger. I'm going to say 77 or 78. Okay. Like right there. answers in Tannies because the hamburger was introduced to McDonald's in in 1971. Oh, Dan. We were early. You guys were

circling around it. The requirement is that it then needs to stay in the firefighters' front yard all year. It's like the Stanley Cup. It's got to just you know, we talk. We made Sheads watch so much hockey. We like Vader watch. I know so much about hockey and golf now. We were like,

we need to show you some white sports. But were you in Chicago when the Blackhawks went on their run? Hell yeah. That's why I love Coach Q so much. I was in the streets when, like, I went to a black house game, but I never understood. My first, I was telling these guys a couple weeks ago, I think my first hockey game I ever went to is a black house game. And I was so fucked up at how everybody threw their hats. You were there for a hat trick. My first game was a hat trick too.

That's so fun. I didn't know. And so I was like, why are they doing that? And I was like, I ain't throwing my hat. You love your hat. got my hat from like, you know, the shit outside. And I was like, I'm not thrown. And then they were trying to explain like, oh, this is a special thing.

I was like, oh, that's cool. I hope they get their shit back. I'm not. They've all thrown. See, that's what's crazy because, like, they just had the NBA All-Star game in L.A. And I didn't notice until it was on. And I'm like, that's how crazy L.A. is. The All-Star game is here.

No one knows. You can't, there's no side. But, like, the Blackhawks took over Chicago for those run. Even 2010, the first five years. The last, in my opinion, And I mean, it's kind of fact. It's fact. The last All-Star game I went to was the 2020 when Chicago hosted and it was insane.

It was so great. And I just think that that has to do with like real sports cities anyway. Like, LA, when the Dodgers, that's a whole, like, I feel like Lakers and Dodgers are there one. But other than that, I don't feel like it's a, I just don't. You might not even know. But you go to Chicago, New York, Philly, even like Midwerell. Western cities or southern cities that may not have professional teams, but they've got

like, like Michigan. I watch so much, I'm so tapped into Michigan now just because seeing people I love, love that shit that much. I'm like, yo, we talk about how they're going to go deep in the tournament. It's so true. She knows so much about

the women's basketball and the women's NCAA. She knows so much about it. Olympics. Women's college basketball right now is on fire. It's on fire. It is so good. It is like, taught us a bunch about it. All right.

So this was a tradition, like some kind of lore behind it, Woodstock said. It started off as a joke and then it kind of became a little traveling trophy. It's kind of fun. Word of the theft quickly traveled through the city of Fremont. Woodcock learned about the possibility of the thief. Wait, somebody's name is Woodcock? Yeah, they said his name is. Look at it.

Look, look. Look at it. Oh, it looks so fucked up. So it isn't a full body. It's just a head. No, no, no. I think it's just the head is the statue. That statue looks like a Lannister.

That is. From fucking Game of Thrones. It's vaguely racist? It is. I'm like, I'm not going to guess what race he is. So I stopped over and knocked on the door. Video caught wood, again, his name is Woodcock. Demanding the return.

I mean, Woodcock is basically saying the same word twice. Yeah. Look at the nose. In one form or another. Demanding. and the return of the statue while the suspect denied taking it. However, a child in the apartment

revealed the statue's location. So he's like, I know you have the statue. Give it back. What statue? I don't have a statue. Get behind. It's in the back. Good for that kid. Kid doesn't know to shut up. Kids don't give a shit. They don't care. What you mean?

They know the answer. They will tell you. I used to do that to my mom on the butt. You know, kids used to ride for free if you were five and under on the CTA in Chicago. And before everything, my mom, you know, we didn't have much. So my mom would be like, she would be like, you're five. You're five until you're five.

You're five till you're ten. You hear me? And so, me and my brother and sisters, I would sit up in the front just because I used to, you know, the bus driver. I remember the bus driver. I was like, oh, you know, talking to me. And they're like, hold her. And I was like, I look back at my mom and my mom was looking like. You better say it. And she was like, first of all, she's five and you shouldn't be asking kids, no questions.

But y'all know I wanted to say like, I'm eight. Because when you're a kid, you're proud to be... You want the truth and you want a proud and you're proud to be older. You don't get what your mom's doing. Yeah, you don't. You don't get that. She's actually like...

It never ends. You're like, I'm 18 years old. Right. I'm going to say I was eight. Still five. He denied it, but luckily there was a child in the apartment who decided to be like, oh, it's right here.

And he confessed to it. It's right over there in the corner. And the hamburglers are in your house, you want to tell everybody that. Yes. It was quite literally wrapped in a tarp in the corner with a plant on It was a nice plant holder.

Sure. Damn. Woodcock and her friend carried the heavy statue back to their home. The statues stayed minimum damage. Woodcock said should not be pressing charges. It's not anything of value per se, but it's valuable to us is what she said. It's silly and weird, but just something everyone finds enjoyable. Now, let's get to this.

How many years long is the tradition of this thing sitting in a new firefighter. front lawn for a year. So how many times has it been done? How many years has it been done? And they, okay. Can't predate 71, but that'd be way long. That would be so long. I'll go first.

I'll say 13 years. Okay? I'm going to say 25 years. Wow. That's what I was feeling like. Like I'm not going to lie. I feel like 20. But isn't it crazy we say 25 years and that's still in the 2000s?

We're still in the 2001. I'm going to say because I feel like McDonald's started getting remodeled like end of the 90s. Yeah, they got rid of all the pay place. And so they would slip away that shit. So I'm going to say like,

just going to go one below J. I'm going to say 98, 99. So maybe. 32? No, 27 years. 27 years. One of you is exactly right.

It's 13. You think it's 13? Are you going to stay on? I'm going to stay with my. You can move to his. That's fine. If you want to move to his. Why are you trying to move to move?

Yeah. So now we get to play who do you think is right. Who do you think is right? You can stay with yourself? So I know I'm wrong. because he just told me you can move. No, I know.

I'm observing. I might be trying to trick you. He might be trying to trick you. He might be trying to trick you. I'm going to stay 25, 27 years. It's a 25 year. I was trying to move. I was trying to.

I almost did. But I was like. No, I knew it. But it's true. They started, remember, they started remodeling them to look more like this corporate bullshit that it looks like. It doesn't look fun.

This vaguely racist statue is so much better. All right. So here's my question and we'll get out of here on this. how heavy do you think that thing is? You've now seen it. Two people have to carry it. It's heavy.

It's heavy. That's like some ceramic shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three and a half feet tall. Half of us dispestous. Right. It's not like a, it's not like some weird paper machete. I want to say like 80 pounds.

80 pounds. It looks heavier than that, but I'm going to go 62 pounds. 40 pounds. Okay. Get your answers in. That's story number one is down. Story number two is Daniel's story. Sure.

And when we come back, we'll talk more about where you can just follow. Sheads and see the stuff she's done, support her, and then let you know what we have going on. The hamburger statue head that has been stolen. Oh, just the head, wait. Just the head. No, hold on. Let me change it. Can I change it?

Sure, yeah. Just the head. That sounds so. Just the tip. Just the tip. I'm going to say, um, 50. Okay. Get your answers in town.

It's because just the head of the hamburger. character invented in 1971. Yeah. Firefighter 25 year tradition of moving around on people's lawns.

100 pounds. Oh my God, I should have stayed at 80. You gotta have some serious cahones if you want to steal that. But that's when shit was being like my grandfather

used to always be like these cars today and shit back there in the metal would be. I know. It was heavy. Also, they probably made it completely solid

because originally at like an old school McDonald's it was outside. And kids were climbing on it. Kids were climbing on it. And just materials were different. They had more lead. And everything could kill you.

But I will say this and I will always say this is that an old school sheetcake from a grocery store is the best thing in the whole wide world. Because they're still using the chemicals that can kill you. Right. Still using it. All the stuff. All right. That story one in the book, Sheeds is with us. I'm so happy she's here.

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Stick around. Make a sound. Hunk you down to town. Welcome back to the show before we get into how you can support sheets. Jay, tell them what we have coming up and where people can see us. Yes. I'm assuming it's going to drop after. We've been to New Orleans.

So thank you to everyone who came up to see us in New Orleans. And then you can. And always thank you, Dan, for introducing us to Andrew Stevens to make that possible. What a great place to go. You should go down and do stand-up down there in New Orleans. It's a place called Sports Drink. I love the comedy scene there. It's very integrated, too, which I love.

That's on my list. I'm working on getting a list of new stand-up dates for the spring of the summer. Let's talk about. All three of us can give you some tips on some places you should go. So that's great. We're going to be going back to that area and doing like a mini run in May. We've got Moon Tower in Austin in April. And then we're doing our, you know what?

I found out our things on the sixth. too, Dan, our show. I mean, are you at 10 o'clock? 9. 9 o'clock. People have a choice. Yeah. So anyway, our things for Netflix is a joke is at the Franklin,

UCB theater on the 6th. So come see us to. Oh, I'm going to be there. Tag it. I'm coming. Tag it. It's super fun. Superscars.com.

We're also trying to get another alt cast from the cheap seats going maybe for the tournament, which would be so much fun. Oh, my God. Fingers crossed. It would be great. And maybe we'll get some women's games. If we do, you're writing. on that for sure.

All right, Sheeds, how can people... So first of all, if people are familiar with you, I think the first place probably people are seeing you and are like, oh, yes, is jury duty? Jerry duty was a... Like, I was on before that. Like, I'm gonna put all my shit out there. But Jerry duty was the big.

The multi-hyphenated things that they got to see me as everything that I embody a community in, an actress, a brilliant writer. Jerry duty... Improvisor, so good. Thank you. Like, that was the breakout. I was amazed at everybody on that.

show. I'm like, these people are killing it. And keeping it real. And kept it like 100. But like before, right, like a couple years before Jerry Dutty, and I have to say this because Bashir Salahuddin and Diallo Riddle, I was on Sherman Showcase. And so funny. I'm a writer and co-star on the hit comedy show of HBO Southside. Yes, dude. Mike Blyden. Come on. Our guy. My dogs. And like, they gave me my first shot out here in 2020. So I broke through with and then that all of those pieces and then being like the head writer of the most critically acclaimed btie awards the 25th anniversary all of those things led up to like the breakout with jury duty and so that led to a huge project that's coming out this fall i'm the co-producer of the

different world the sequel of it i'm so glad that's back and it's going to be so cool it's dope because all the original oh gs like are in it and debby's you know her felicia pride there i'm so honored that they even wanted me to, yeah, Whitley, Duane, Freddie. You better have Denzel walk on to State again. That's my favorite. Get him on. That was my favorite scene of all time. When she came on, they're also. She's like kissing his picture and she, and he walks on stage. That was the, coolest thing. He was the, I mean, he, he peaked. He was at like, that, that was like, yes. Because I, I, I'm blessed to have, like, come from a family that she, we watch TV together, show me the reruns and stuff. But, like, all of these, I, I mean,

I'm in a building phase right now where I, like, I'm so much passion and everything I do. And it leads to things like good sports where, you know, I'm really close with Keenan, love Kevin. And, you know, but these guys and like David Nichols and Sarah Tiana and Rob Hayes, it's my brother. Like getting to work with your friends and like they were saying in a way where it's just like everybody's so good, so great. And then good people. I don't care what people have. what they if you are not a good here i don't want it that's right she's so right so right so i'm i just don't but the like and i know you you you too dan like you could just feel it but that's what

i have going on the goodness and building very intentionally and um as of right now i'm getting some stand-up dates on but i i i don't like to feel the pressure of it i'm like i like to like really just and you're working i love how much you work like i didn't know jane wayne wayne's coming back So fall I know we're in production right now in Atlanta But it'll be I think they said released around the Since it's an HBC

Like the fall like homecomings And all that So we don't look out for that And you can follow me on Instagram I only got one thing I'm only on Instagram H-E-S-H-E-D-Z Yeah so it's Rashida Shees

R-A-S-H-E-D-Z Rashida Shees Follow her on Instagram You'll know what she's up to you'll just thank us later. She's your new favorite. That's what I'm going to say. She's your new favorite. Period. Are you ready for this? Yes. Okay. This is sent him by Carlene Mcderbend at Sheby Carleen. A great. So by the way, just so you know, our fans look for these stories. I love this. On Twitter, they send them to us at Dan Ivankirk, at Sklar Brothers. Hashtag

dumb people down. So we know you can know who sent it first in the timeline. You do the latest. Then they tell you. Okay. Man who was accidentally paid multiple times his annual salary resigns and vanishes. So the company you know. You say I don't blame him? No.

Some people like to, I read this thing this morning. This guy was at the casino and he was like, see, this is why I don't believe in karma anymore. I found this ticket and I thought it said $13.83 so I turned it in

back to the person who dropped it. It was for 13. $13,8,8. And he's like, and they only gave me a $50 reward. So here's the thing. Karma is real because that could have been your karma. Somebody else is fucked up karma. You found it.

You should have just cat. Who would have known? Just saying, like, if it was a group of friends I'm with, hey, yeah, I wouldn't have. It's yours. But if it's nobody around. You think the casino is going to say, no, man. They don't, they don't get to me. They don't care.

I dropped 13. Geez. And somebody gave it to me. I'm saying you get $2,000. I've given them three. I'm giving them like the three. I'll take even 10. I'll take even 10.

You get the three. Because you're like I would have had nothing. I would have had nothing. 50 bucks? 50 bucks is. That's not cool. I would have beat him up and taking it. I found like we got these Xboxes back in, it was early to, I don't know.

But something happened. My cousin took me to a pawn shop because I was like, oh, I found this Xbox and they gave me like all of the shit for it. And I gave them half. Because I'm like, if I wouldn't have, he was, It's his idea to help you do that. That's where to go. So this guy, his employer accidentally plays him, pays him multiple times his salary.

And he goes, gone. Bye bye. He is smoke. A man in Chile has disappeared after he was accidentally, was accidentally paid way more than his normal salary. The considerable mistake occurred in May 22, the man promising, the man promising his employer that he would return the sum that was overpaid to him instead quit his job and vanished gone so he's like oh no i'll bring it in i'm gonna be

i'm gonna be next next friday i just got to talk to my bank and get it all together and it's like both of them got some shit yeah something happened but also like let's talk about this guy for a brief moment like you know we have friends we have family and we have friends and we have people like we're part of communities out here how do you just up and disappear just to disappear and start over like I'm saying, they shouldn't have been friends. If some parts of the world, though, if you get a chance and you get this windfall, your family may go, get out of here. Go.

Land wherever you're going to land. Wait a while. Then send us money when you can. But get go. Don't you think the police will be watching their accounts to be like, where did they come from? I don't know. I don't know the Chile's structure. I don't know.

One, I don't think they were friends. Something. They couldn't have been that close or whatever. Because if it's my people or if it's, I'm not doing that. I'm also wagging. Hey, you, this is too much. It's worth more to me. So now you're saying what is life worth. Let's go to the next point now.

Okay. How many times his normal salary do you want to guess he was paid? He had to, for him to vanish. So two times, three times. Ten times. Ten times. Ten times, Randy says. I say 20 times.

I'm going to say, what was his, can I know the number of what his salary was? We're going to do it next. We're going to do that next. That's what help me to say how much. It's enough. It's a multiple enough for him to go. To fucking. vanish.

I'm going to say somebody pushed that button 20 times because for me to vanish. Okay, you ready? Yeah. He was paid. The amount of times he was paid his normal salary is, I want to make sure

I say it right, is 286 times his normal salary. He was almost paid like almost every day. I mean, 286 times his salary. So if his salary was 10,000, that's And in Chile, but yeah, if it's 10,000, then it's, then he was paid to 2.8.

I have no. You're already above my pay grade. So, 286 times a salary. $2.86 million. Most people would probably do the same thing for such a big amount of money. To put things into perspective, he normally gets paid and see how quickly you guys want to do math. Well, I wouldn't guess it.

How much of a month do you think he normally is spent? A month? In Chile. In Chile. say like $2,000. I want to say maybe like he makes like a month? A month. Well, this is crazy because I know someone who makes like $3,500 a month.

And I was like, oh, I remember those days. I want to say he made like $2,000 a month. He normally gets paid about $545 a month. That's not much. 545. So it's safe to assume he's currently living his best life. 286. So that's 140,000, essentially.

150,000. The company accidentally paid him around 165,000 Chilean pesos, which is $180,000, $224. I'm sorry, 165 million Chilien pesos, which is $180,000. He can't go nowhere else with that. That's right, unless he exchanges.

You know what I'm saying? So he's still in chili something. He's still in the mouth. How quickly he's somewhere. Because if he got to convert it, like if he's like, I'll be there on, it's Monday, I'll be there on Wednesday. Tuesday, there is nothing to stop him from converting that currency. No, he could be gone. Right?

He's gone. He's gone. He's still somewhere in that area. I think he's, I don't think this guy has a global. You can't go to Europe and the United States. No, it's expensive. That money's gone and gone. Nice for a month.

Right. And then you're done. And then you're done. And then you're cooked. According to Chilean Financial News website, Diari Financiero, the lucky man worked at Consorchio, consortio,

Industrial di Almentos. I'm really trying. You're doing great. You're doing great. I love it. One of the largest producers of cold cut meats in Chile. Some baloney, man.

Gaba gaublegou. Gaba gau. As soon as human resources noticed the major banking era error, they reached out to its employee to discuss the mistaken payment. Hey man, so we paid you too much. You just got to give it back.

Sorry. You know how we've been paying you terribly for the past several years? Now we kind of... It's karma. That is the karma. I hope y'all sell a lot of skirt steak, bitch, because he's out of that. He's out. That's right. I mean, like, maybe treat your employees

better. And I'm so... I love stories like this, because look at where we got to. Treat your people better and they won't do that shit. And they'll give it back. Yes. That's what I'm talking about. Because I would have gave it, like, clearly, I'm be like, oh no, this, like, you made a mistake. Yeah, exactly.

I mean, five, five, if I'm the company, that's crazy, going back to what we were talking about finding the ticket on the casino floor. If I'm the company and this, they said, hey, we made a mistake. Here is your, can you bring the money back? And you say, okay, I'm going to give you that money back. And this guy gives them the money back. If I'm the company, I'm like, here's 25. Here, they gave them in 50 bucks.

I'm sure. I bet they didn't even do that. I bet they would. 13,000, 50 bucks. I'm in that. That's a casino floor. But I'm saying like, if I'm the company, I'm like, here's $25,000. You saved us.

And you give us that back. He would have been like, okay, sure. Give us $180,000 back. We'll give you $25,000, which I know you can use. Give you $30,000. I'll give you $30,000 and take it to $150. And then a lot of people, a lot of people would never quit because they'd be like, no, you need to work here because if they mess up your payment, they hook you up.

Yeah. So I'm going to work here until they mess. You're hoping they make the mistake again. You want the glitch to happen to you. Y'all seen that he had to have, I mean, maybe he had somebody working on the inside. Y'all seen Roofman? No. Roofman, when he was like, he like went into the system and fixed her schedule of the lady he was dating so she could have time off.

He redid, I bet they had a man. It's like office space. Just one penny here. One penny here. We just wrapped up a quarter penny there. One penny. Watch roof man. It was surprisingly good.

Is it a documentary or is it a real? Based on our true story, this guy who would break in through the roof. Yeah, he was in a tour as a Russ. So Chilean Financial News, this website, they reported that the man agreed to go to his bank the next morning to sort out the repayment. I'll be there. I'll see you there tomorrow. But did not show up to work. Of course.

His employers were unable to contact him despite trying multiple attempts to call, text, and what's up or what's at the man. No. So they're trying. Everything's in the river. We'll get him. We'll get him. He's on a burner phone. He's out there texting.

and Kevin Durant on his burner. Right, he changed his what, he changed everything. He changed his name. That was their last interaction with the newly rich, mysterious man. However, on the 2nd of June,

out of the blue, he resigned from his position via his lawyer. So he first disappeared. Right. And then he had his lawyer and said, hey, he quit. Yeah. Now the company is trying to get

its money back by launching legal action against his former employee. He was informed and clarified that this money did not correspond to the payment of any service. I bet he would disagree. Yeah, he said, I worked for this. They're going to lose.

They're going to lose. No arrests have been made. Go live your life, man. Go live your life. You got out there and be happy. And like use it wisely because that can go. Make it last. Oh, the cheese is like just be.

Make it last forever. Buy yourself an Andreana firm. Feel the warmth and luxury that you deserve. Andreana first. Boom. All right, we'll take a break. Come back. Last story.

Sheeds is with us. We could hang out with her all day as we have in the last several. And Dan's going to tell you what he's got going on. It's Stump People Town with the great Sheeds. We'll be right back. Stick around. Make us down. Come here down.

It's Dump People Town. Hey guys, welcome back to the show before we jump in. Before we jump in what you're doing, you were just talking in the break. You were saying the lucky. Yeah, I brought something for you guys because today. And I feel like this is all. I'm very, you know, spiritually aligned and things. You guys have me on.

the first day of the year of the horse. It's the first day of the Chinese New Year. Love it. And I brought some for y'all. It just says like good luck and it's like a tradition they do. Oh, you're the sweet. But like, we're all going to have a great year. Also, happy, happy birthday to you.

Thank you. Yes, happy birthday week. Before we jump in the last story, Daniel, where can people see you? I know you have some great dates. I just saw you posted a lovely thing on your Instagram. And more dates are being added as well. So go to Daniel vancirk and look, I'll be in, yeah, Danielvankirk.com and check it out.

I will be in York, Pennsylvania, Allentown, Pennsylvania. I'm going to be, I think, in Raleigh. I'll be in Wilmington, North Carolina. I'll also be doing Netflix as a joke on the sixth. Both of our venues, guys, are not, like, huge. So if you want to get tickets, if you don't buy tickets to one of our shows, you're going to miss out on it. True. They're great, small, intimate, really fun shows.

Is it the hotel cafe and we'll write up the road? Yeah. So everything's at Danielvancurkirk.com. I've announced stuff for in June. I'm doing D.C. Baltimore. There's dates all the way until October and more stuff is being added. So go to Daniel vancirk.com. Let's do it. This is you, the white fudge.

Mm-hmm. All your white fudge on buy burgers. I'm following. She's following right away. I'm going to follow back immediately. This is kindness. Like, you know, you meet people in this world and they're just like pureconness.

Jay and I love Sheeds, period. She is family. I believe it. All right. And speaking of family, this is this is the police catching someone who if this person was in your family you'd be like, nope, nope, she's not mine. Police, this is sent it by David Fournier at DP482. This is a short one, but a good one.

Police use drone technology. You mean a drone. Using a drone. To catch a... Not you, the news. Right, drone on, Jay, please. To catch serial pooper in public park. Oh my God.

If you think you can get away with it. No, they got drones. You think you can get away with this shit? You literally cannot. You're not. It's in Wisconsin. WMTV. Of course it's in Wisconsin.

Wait, wasn't there another one in Wisconsin years ago? It's a good multiple ones. It's the shitty state. Hey, come on now. A police department in Wisconsin used a drone to find a person that said was repeatedly, repeatedly defecating in public park. The Stratton Police Department reported Thursday. It received dozens of complaints about feces and used toilet paper found along the park's walking path.

This is not your body. Get out in the once. Why are you got to do it on the path? Burry it. Go somewhere. If you have to. If you have to. I don't want to hear nobody from Wisconsin

and come at me no more when I be like, yeah, Wisconsin's pretty shitty. I mean, now we have proof. Now we got proof. Dan loves Wisconsin. I love both. Officials do not specify which park.

So now you got to let us know which park. I know. People need to know. The department said it used drones and trail cameras to identify the suspect. I think they're all in the clear in nature. Whatever technology they're using here is more than what some countries have for their military. And he just would pick up the park and shit there.

On the path. But also, what are you eating with your shit in that much? She. It sounds like. You know how I know it's a she? She had toilet paper. That's right. A woman, she's like, I'm fucked up, but I brought my, I can't prepare.

That's how you know it was probably one of us. Dude would have just kind of use this show. You're right, it is a woman. Here we go. Yeah, she got on the paper. They determined a pattern using trail cameras and noted the person would defecate in the park during early morning hours. They had a full task force on us. This is a woman in a new relationship who doesn't want to shit in front of her man.

And she's like, I got to go into the park. I go to the park real quick. You just went to the park. I would go to the park real quick. Get the coffee going. I got to go to the park. Yeah. She smells the coffee.

Coffee is already going. He hears it percol. lady and then she's out. Officers made contact with the person identified as A, and I'm not going to tell you how old she is, we'll guess. Your old woman, after a drone recorded her in the act. That's got to be awful. She's old too?

Recorded her. We haven't said how old. I'm going to tell you all. We're going to guess. The Stratton Police Department said the woman is not homeless. No. It's a woman in a relationship. New relationship. New relationship. And in police, she did not have mental health concerns. So she's just, she doesn't want to poop in front of her partner. That's it. Is that really? So you

shit in a park on a pathway? She got some issues. Why not even in the grass? Right. In the woods. Or maybe this turns her on. Maybe this is the thing that gets her off. Well, yeah, because the shit that's out now, this lady was eating couch cushions.

I know, you know, like, my secret addiction. My secret addiction. Yeah, strange. Yeah, strange addiction. Gets them all. People who are obsessed with feet. And I'm like. Someone who eats tide pods, that's a whole thing.

I don't want to yuck anyone's yum. But come on now. When we first learned of it, we thought it was going to be ice. isolated Lieutenant Chad O'Neill, the Stroughton Police Department said, but then with neighbors and users of the park continuing to call us to complain about it, I realized it wasn't going away. And we can't. He took credit.

He's like, I figured it out. And we can't find Savannah Guthrie's mother. Like we can find a zero-poor. But we can use a drone to catch this woman. To catch someone. To find somebody shitting on a bike path. But Savannah Guthrie's mom.

I'm going to go find her myself. I'm going to go find her. Let's set up a task for it. It's crazy. All right. Lieutenant O'Neil said the suspect claimed to have used the bathroom at a certain time. location based on a personal pattern. Here we go.

How old is the public person caught by the drones in Wisconsin, giving Wisconsin a bad name? We knew it was a woman because it totally. What do you think? You got opinions. I want to hear this. She's a new relationship. Thank you.

Which, you know, don't want to be ages. You can have a new relationship any age. That's right. But the fact that she gets off on this means she spent years thinking about this. I think she's a season. And 55, 58 years old. 55. I'll say 55.

Okay. I'm going to go 41. 41. I kind of like her reasoning. I'm going to go 64. 64 year old. Follow Sheeds, Rashida Sheeds on Instagram. The only place she is, that's the only place she's in catching.

Catch her there. No, but catch her there so you know what's coming up. So you know about different world in the fall. You know about all. And my stories be busting. When I'm on the grid, I have like, I, like, I'm, I am a creative wizard. She is.

She really is. I'll keep you entertained. That's right. Keep you entertained. Literally one of our favorite people in the world. Thank you. Seriously, one of our favorite people in this world. Almost as our favorite is this woman, the pooper.

The pooper. She is. Are you ready for this? How old? 46 years old. So you were right. You guys were in the ballpark. Dan, I'm going to give you credit to you guys.

It's right there, but I'm like, she's a little seasoned. She's a little seasoned. She knows what she was doing out there. She knows herself. She was. what we're saying she's regular uh that is a show that's how we do it and that is what a show looks like when we're with people that we love um and we love you all and uh oh snap we got to get back to work peace peace