Dumb People Town - Steve Agee - Solve For XXX
Episode Date: September 23, 2025Comedian, actor, and photographer Steve Agee (Peacemaker) stops by as Randy describes a Florida man that thwarted a burglary while wearing Batman pajamas, Daniel explains how a Taiwanese man teaches c...alculus on Pornhub, and Jason warns against singing Nickleback in the wilderness, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewpanions.chewy.com/DPT. Minimum purchase required. New customers only. Terms and conditions apply. See site for complete details.
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Randy kicks us off
with a little bit of Batman pajama action.
You're going to have to listen to that.
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and sings songs that gets him in trouble
because he's lonely.
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hey tani's welcome to another episode of
dumb people
town
population
population agee we've all aged well
Steve Agee it's your town
It is your town you're living in it
Sorry I'm late
No no one knows that no one out there knows it
They don't they do now
I was remembering recently
What was the show that we used to do
On
Over at on Vermont was it on
That you were taking photos of
And performing at two
Tiger Lily
Tiger Lily Natasha
Some of those old photos that you
took back there were so cool beautiful oh thanks man they were amazing and i just it was like so generous that
you would be there taking photos of the performers also watching the shows laughing and telling us what you
liked and then you would get up and do sets and i was like oh yeah this is the coolest thing like is
a g still is he still in the business or is he just taking pictures of desert flowers in josh and then it's
like no he's on a john sina series not even it's so weird you mention that though because
like a week ago,
Wayne Federman called me out of the blue
asking if I had photos from
like Tiger Lily.
He's probably doing another doc
for some documentary.
Yeah.
Him and Judd.
Cool so you, but, and you're doing a podcast.
Remember of the MCU?
How many different DCU characters are you for?
Two.
No.
God, I love you, dude.
All right, well, shall we jump in.
Let's jump into the dumb first.
We've got dumb stories.
I've got a dumb one sent in by Adam Poulton
at Polsky 75.
Let's do it.
Florida man speaking of the MCU or the ACLU or the DC comic Florida man wearing Batman
pajamas oh boy thwart's burglary detains suspect before police arrive wow waiting for this
this is what his life is leading to my god led right up to that moment but to two to okay
Batman is all about the gadgets he's like yes he's no power
Bruce Wade isn't like, he's rich.
He's a psychopath.
Psychopath, rich.
Dead dad.
Dead dad.
Butler.
Uh-huh.
Butler dad.
Butler dad.
Butler dad.
But I'm just like, the suit is every.
Raised by Butler.
He is a new DCU animated show.
Raised by Rutt Butler.
This would be a great show.
Raised by Rhett Butler.
She was crazy.
Grace on fire was a phenomenal show.
She was great.
William Victor.
Crush.
Love him.
He's originally.
Never bad.
All right.
A man in Florida proved that not all heroes wear capes.
Come on.
After he thwarted a burglar and detained a suspect, all while wearing Batman
pajamas, according to the Cape Coral Police Department.
Thanks to a quick-thinking neighbor in his Batman pajamas.
All right.
That is another.
And he did it with, and they were footy pajamas.
So, like, he was sliding across the floor.
Also, look at how they.
They try to glom on to Batman pajamas success.
Okay, the police department.
Thanks to a quick thinking neighbor in Batman pajamas,
another burglary suspect was put behind bars.
Don't rope this into your ones that happened before.
No, because he detained this person,
they had enough time to get someone else down to.
No, but I think they're like, hey, you know,
all we do is put burglary suspects behind bars.
Thanks to this guy, another one in our long record of putting people away.
Oh, right.
At approximately what?
All we do is catch touchdowns.
That's right.
All we do is win, win, at approximately what time did the burglar, the Batman
pajama?
Well, it's got to be in all-day pajama guy.
He could be an all-day pajama guy.
He could be an all-day pajama.
He made a wish.
He made an admission and it came true.
Yeah.
Yeah, what do you think, Daniel?
I was going to go 11-01.
You were?
Do 11-0-1?
No, no, no.
Do 11-1.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go, this is a very, what was that?
noise 2 a.m.
2 a.m. What do you think? Oh, that's good. I'm going to say 10 a.m.
At approximately 203 AM, Daniel, it's almost there. Wow.
Also, don't say approximately and then 2 a 3.
At approximately 203. I'm going to need you to be more specific than that.
You just say at 2. Why are you rounding so much? At approximately 20 seconds.
On Wednesday, police responded to a burglary in progress at home in 7.
Southeast Cape Coral, but when they arrived on the scene, they found the suspect already detained by Kyle MyVet.
Okay.
He's MyVet, not yours, who was dressed in a Batman onesie officials say.
How old is he?
We're going to find out.
Okay, this is the picture.
Guess the agey?
This is the picture of him.
Do you see him?
Wow.
In the middle.
Okay.
He's kind of awesome.
I love this guy.
I don't think I could wear a belt to bed.
No.
Both.
No.
No.
Right?
Hey,
you know what really hurt last night?
I slept on my grappling hook.
I thought about this.
The criteria that we put on a nap
versus the criteria we put on going to bed.
Oh,
you'll nap in shoes.
You'll nap and choose.
You'll nap with sunlight in your face.
I slept on this coffee table.
Yes.
You'll nap against this wall like waiting for like...
But then at night you're like the princess and the pee.
Right.
You're like, I feel something nine.
mattress if there's a crease in the thing right this is the wrong way but i have a question so the utility
belt on batman how many things were on it whatever is needed for that issue or episode of
he's got money remember he had shark repellent is that literally a belt or is it like no it's
in it's in bear mace while dressed in a batman pajamas calm iv in front of the burglar in his
neighbor's garage according to police i mean this is my question do you feel a little
little bit more juice because you're
wearing the Batman outfit. Also the guy
the burger was like this is a crazy
person. Right. Like I think
I'm nuts for breaking to someone's house.
This guy shows up in pajamas. He could
bite me and give me. Well, you
probably woke up from a dead sleep
fought this guy and as
he was like subduing
him, look down and goes, oh, fucking
sweet. Fucking sweet.
I forgot I was wearing Batman.
Sleep for the crime. You
want to fight.
That's right.
Daniel, that's perfect.
That's funny.
All right, so Maivet told detectives he had gone to bed
when his home security cameras alerted him
to someone breaking into his vehicle.
Why does his Batman thing say Wuhan on the front of him?
Okay, hang on the same.
So Maivit still sporting pajamas,
went outside to investigate,
saw the suspect rummaging through his truck.
Moments later,
Maivit found the same suspect in his neighbor's garage
and detained him until officers arrived.
How?
How did he detain him?
He said the suspect identified as,
Thattering.
Justin.
Justin Shimple.
Shimple.
S-C-H-I-M-P-L.
I'm a Shimple man.
A Shimple man.
I'm a Shimple.
How old is he?
Justin Shimple?
50.
No.
32.
24.
I'm changing mine.
26.
He's 20 years old.
Justin Shimple.
Allegedly broke into the vehicle.
One of his neighbors stole multiple items,
including two pairs of Ray-Ban sunglasses,
worth how much each?
The ray bands?
Yeah.
so give me the total frames i think the glass oh the glass
the sunglasses uh total total for total 400 450
450 for two 120 bucks 311 600 bucks for two
who cash why do you have cash in your truck why do you have cash in your truck
some people do that no how do where are my 20s and my fives oh they're in the center of your
console of your truck cool a woman's wrist lit i've never heard of a breast called a wristlet
I'm sure that doesn't say wrist slit
No
Wristlet
Did she steal the ankleet
No just the wristlet
Just the wristlet
Cool
And more than how much
Dollar amount
In gift cards
Did this guy try and steal
Who's putting gift cards
Why is all this shit in your truck
We agree though if you are going to rob a truck
That's already stolen shit
Yeah
And this dude hit the jackpot
Yeah
A lot of times you open somebody's card
You're like oh a broken iPhone cord
Right and a broken eye phone cord
And a gift cards
Cash a wristlet
How much?
Raven empty purses, $1,000 in Rayvans, a wristlet, and how much in gift card?
Cash, and then how much in gift cards?
I'm going to go $200 in gift cards.
I'm going to say $1,500.
That's fucking, yeah, dude.
Best buy gift cards?
$600 in gift cards.
That's a great.
This is a great hall.
Yes.
All right.
So he did it.
Foiled again.
We don't know how.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you, medley neighbor.
You're conflating.
So here's the deal.
Now,
Scooby-Doo, I got.
I don't know how old he, wait, do I know how old he is?
How old Medvedev is?
MyVet.
My vet.
They don't say how old my vet is, okay?
Which is a bummer.
Timeless.
He's timeless.
Let me check my mind-chless.
I know it happened at 203 a.m.
They don't say how old he is, but they do say how old the other guy is.
But as I was reading this article, you know, sometimes in articles, they say,
if you like this, here's another article.
Yeah, yeah.
Another one came through that I have to read.
So this is a two for one.
Okay.
When one California man recently walked into a regional bank, he wasn't expecting to leave a hero.
So it's another hero doing something.
Michael Armis Sr.
Was at a bank in, was at Bank of the West depositing a check on Monday when police say, Eduardo Placencia, you got to save the Placencia after.
We ate it, my wife.
You had it.
We turned it in a pills.
You ate the Eduardo?
Okay.
Passed a note to the teller claiming he had explosives and demanding money.
How old was Eduardo Placencia, do you think?
31.
28.
24.
42 years old.
Oh, jeez.
Armas said he recognized the suspect as a former neighbor and friend of his daughter and
immediately knew he needed to step in.
He said he heard irritation and depression in the substance.
out of the suspect's voice.
So I approached him and I asked him
what's wrong? You don't have a job?
Said Armas. He said there's nothing
in this town for me. Nothing in this town for me.
I just want to go to prison.
The man then said
he tried to comfort the suspect.
He's like Sean and Goodwill Hunting.
Suggested the two
go outside. Ultimately the
situation ended. Ultimately
the situation ended.
Don't do this to me.
Don't do this to me. Don't do this to me
plus not you.
Not you. Ultimately, the situation
ended in a hug.
Wow.
And an arrest.
So I took him outside, gave the man a hug right here at the doors.
He just started crying.
Officers arrived on the scene shortly after the gesture and arrested Placetia for attempted robbery.
So he did get away wanted.
He is going to jail.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's see it was unarmed according to authorities.
In a statement, news police praised Armis and called him a good Samaritan who delivered
the right message that made the difference.
Armis says he believes fate brought him to the bank bet.
Day. Fate brought him to the bank that day.
Also, the fact that he is, how old?
65 years old? Over 70.
It's his daughter's friend and this guy's 41.
87.
He's 69 years old.
Oh, I knew it.
Fate brought him to the bank. Also, no one under 65
is inside a bank anymore.
Other than me.
Fate brought him to the bank and the fact that he doesn't know how to deposit on his
phone. Yeah, it doesn't trust the ATM.
Right. Believes that Faye brought him that day,
it was meant for me to be here.
What?
what that's wrong you did a good thing but we're not you're not an angel you're not del
no it was meant for me to be here it was meant yeah i was meant to be i'm sorry i don't mean to
correct this guy help him help him help the guy out so he did it and he saved a guy so we have
two great so yeah one a one b from randy sclar so the dumb guy walks in the bank he has he's
unarmed and he asked for the money but it ended into positive in that he
dumb and or sad.
Yeah, you got what he wanted in the end.
Yeah, he got a hug.
Yeah, there you go.
I just say when I lived in Oregon,
a little small town, Ashland, Oregon.
I know Ashland, Oregon.
There was a guy who delivered pizzas
in a Spider-Man costume.
And that was his thing.
Everyone just called him Spider-Man.
No way.
I love Ashland Oregon, where the Shakespeare Festival was.
My mother-in-law lived up there.
Does he shoot it?
No, it's beautiful.
Let me shoot you a little tip over there.
You know, you just throw the cash out.
I would have called him Pizza Parker.
Pizza Parker!
Come on.
Right?
He's in his uniform, though.
Yeah, but everybody knows.
I would call Pizza Parker.
Let's call Pizza Parker and get some pizza.
All right, there you go.
First story and a little extra one.
Piderman.
Pider man's pretty good.
Pizza Piderman.
All right, that's story number one down on the books.
When we come back, Steve A.G. is on The Peacemaker.
It's season two, or just peacemaker.
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in the pantheons of Dumb People Town
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Welcome back to the show.
Before we get into Steve Agee, Teasmaker, the podcast, everything about him that is wonderful
and beautiful.
We should tell you what we have going on.
Here's what we got going on.
I'm not sure when this drops, but we're just going to say it all.
If you already came to these shows, thank you.
Alaska.
God damn it, we're going to Alaska.
September 11th, no better day to fly.
Anchorage.
Anchorage.
Then Seward.
On the 12th and on the 13th, Valdez.
So we're kind of doing a little tour of Alaska.
Wow, fun.
Next Thursday, we're going to be after that, the 18th.
in Austin
headlining the state theater
want to sell those shows
that show out
and then the next night
we're in Raleigh at the
Rialto Theater
doing a very cool benefit
and we'll be there
on the 19th
on October 4th
we are going to be doing
shows in Ann Arbor Comedy
Showcase I love that club
two shows in the night
of the Wisconsin game
it's homecoming weekend
I'll be back visiting my daughters
they're both there
and all their friends
should be coming out to the show
so please please please come to those shows
Superscogs.com for all the tickets
and we are trying to finalize our guests
for the live dumb people time
we're doing at the Flyover Fest in November
it is going to be a blast
St. Louis. St. Louis on November 16th.
Cannot wait. Be there. And there's a
possibility on December 12th. We're going to be
in Cincinnati.
In Cincinnati. That's awesome. Very excited.
Supersclarge.com for all this stuff and we'll let you know
what other stuff is happening. Peacemaker's
Season 2. Are we excited? Did you love it?
Did you have fun? Of course.
It was a fun shoot. We shot in Atlanta
last year. Awesome. A little too warm
but um sure sure yeah i've worked there a million times and never in the summer this was brutal you're
like oh no wonder we never work here in the summer uh sena good dude best dude he's a best and can do
comedy like you're like wait how can you freaking do comedy and and we have timettos this season oh come on
amazing he is great and a great dude yeah you're like oh yeah i understand why you carried s and l for
several years oh my god yeah totally he was so funny so it's a great i mean it's superhero
stuff which is phenomenal
and fun
it's also cool for you
as a friend of mine to have a front row seat
for this whole like reimagining
of DC
yeah it's been amazing
I feel like James been killing it
and I actually feel like there is
a not an
MCU vacuum
I feel like people are a little fatigue maybe a little
fatigue on them that DC can take
a step forward in this little time
right now and kind of do some of the
things that the MCU will not
So you were the shark
King Shark? I did the motion capture
for King Shark. Are you counting that as three?
That's three. Okay, so you're just
King Shark? You said Marvel. I'm two
two people. I thought you also were in
Marvel I was a ravager
in Guardians. Yes, I remember that.
You were so great. Chris Sullivan.
And then, yes. And your stuff with him
was hilarious. So funny. So fun. To pull comedy, I mean,
obviously there's comedy in that movie, but like
you guys in it. You guys
He had a very special, different thing.
It was real.
So the podcast just recaps the episodes as they go.
Are you interviewed people?
Yeah, the official peacemaker podcast with James Gunn.
We just busted them all out.
Like two seasons in a week.
Amazing.
Nice.
So now our show drops on Thursdays and then the podcast episode also drops.
That's when you know it's a good show is like at the very beginning for the show.
They're like, follow the podcast afterwards.
Like that's when you know it's a good show.
And the closer fun too.
Well, but the podcast.
then serves like a DVD sort of
extras for what you just saw.
The reason there's a podcast is because
the reason that there is is because
people can't get enough of the show.
It's like you watch Severance. You're like, I don't
know what I just saw. I need to hear people
talking about it to get into it.
Peacemaker, too. I'm sure there's like
there's so much good in there.
And James Gunn put so much good in there.
But it had also been three years since
we did season one. So
the first half of our podcast
was all just recap. Oh, yeah. A lot
You had to get people ready back to it.
But still, I think people want to know.
So that's awesome.
I'm so happy for you, man.
I love it.
I love it.
Are you ready for story two?
Yes.
Sent in by Dr. Max Fisher, attorney at law at Max Fisher, two X's.
Max Fisher is Rushmore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's all he is.
Jason Schwartzman was Matt Fisher.
Thank you.
He was a lawyer, too.
Here's the headline.
Taiwanese math teacher gives hardcore calculus lessons on porn hub.
Yeah.
I mean, you got to go
where the audience is harder. Harder than
Chinese arithmetic. Nice.
He said. This guy's trying to fit a
rhombus into a parallelogram.
I mean,
Taipei, a Taiwanese
math teacher's decision to do, quote,
special things in special places.
Come on. No, no, no. No, no.
That might be a lost in translation.
To attract students' attention by
posting classes on an adult video
website has really... Why is he taking out a ruler?
Why is he taking out of ruler?
Shang Su, a former cram school teacher, has gained worldwide attention by posting his calculus classes on the Canadian-owned internet pornography website, Pornhub.
His page titled, Play Hard, Study, Hard.
No.
I mean, he knows what he's doing.
He does know what he's doing.
He says, get up, students.
Has gained 6,900 subscribers.
That's just Kismet.
That is amazing.
That's perfect.
Well, what if that's someone's fetish?
Talk to me about math.
And his 271 videos have racked up how many total views?
10 million.
10 million from Randy Sclar?
3 million.
3 million from Jason Sclar?
2 million.
1.8 million.
Hey!
Look at this.
Oh, age.
Oh, math.
It's so hard.
Oh, I got a song for why.
Why's why?
Okay.
For yes.
Chang told CNA, which I guess is news out of Taipei,
that he has 15 years of teaching experience,
previously opened his own cram school
and started teaching online last year.
Speaking of cram, I'm going to cram this in over here.
I think they did this on purpose.
Actually, I don't think they did either way.
After his cram school hit hard times,
he worked with his team to build his brand.
Changsu, math teacher,
with a focus on calculus courses,
and brainstormed about marketing strategies.
Now, I remember...
His only fans on multiplication is amazing.
Do you guys remember when Kumail found out
that the entire bootleg version
of the Big Sick was on Pornhub?
And it had like millions and millions of views.
Yeah.
It had millions and millions of views.
And he was like, I don't, thank you, but also like, we make no money off of this.
This is terrible.
Yeah.
So there is a lot of people who are on porn up for other stuff, I guess.
Sure.
If math gets you off that, God bless it.
Go for it.
Wasn't there like a woman, it was very satisfying.
Wasn't there a woman who talked about how she would, dudes would pay her lots of money to call her and she would ignore them?
Yeah.
so they'd talk to her this was on guys we fucked that podcast they talked to her she's like
she would put the phone down and like they would talk to her and she would ignore them and
she'd like go do her like house cleaning of you know whatever stuff and then come back and be like
just breathe on the phone shut up barely listen and these are like executives who like everyone
somebody's out here edging with calculus that's okay probably one of the names of one of the
Calculus.
Edging with a protractor.
Chang said that because there are already many free calculus courses available online in Taiwan and overseas,
he decided to branch out and, quote, do special things in special places.
Stop saying.
Nice.
To grab the attention of prospective students.
I would say do special things in forbidden places.
Sure.
That shouldn't go there.
Yeah.
Or just call it like consent to math.
That's right.
He decided to post content on YouTube, Twitch, and Pornhub, but it was the latter where he achieved the most
views. This is. Also, do you think there's a lot of people who, like, have it
queued up in their, like, porn hub window? Yes, to quickly switch
over to, yeah. So there's that, so there's that and, oh, is this a porn site? I've been going
here for math. I don't know. So he's, I didn't know. Also, like, maybe there are people
using it to, like, don't come yet. Don't, don't. Yes. They're edging out. Right.
Yes. Thank you. Chang. Many. Many have paid the
to download his paid content on the site.
So he's actually making money on top of you, right?
I'm into asymptote play.
There you go.
Those tits are so acute.
Chang, who is fully clothed in a hooded sweatshirt and jeans in all of his videos,
said he has received many positive feedback on his videos,
such as, because of the teacher's video,
I have a legitimate reason to go to an adult video website.
Thank you.
However, others have complained that, quote,
I didn't come to your website to watch this porn as graphic trailers and advertisements
inevitably appear before his videos.
Yeah, I mean, they're doing some...
But go to YouTube then.
Also, they're doing some geometry.
Something's happening.
There's like, you know what I mean?
Like, there's some formula of how...
Yeah, for sure.
Local Taiwanese media reports that Chang has earned how much in U.S. dollars from his
videos on the adult platform.
So I converted this.
from Taiwanese currency to American U.S. dollars,
how much money do you think he has earned
just from putting his videos on porn hobby?
You do the math, and it also does you.
$75,000 from Randy.
I'm going to say like $12,000.
$12,000 from Jason, Steve Agee.
$90,000.
He has made $246,000.
$2.46,000 again with the win for Steve Hage.
Oh, my God.
$246,000.
Me so wealthy.
That was really good.
Chang acknowledged that his marketing strategy has indeed paid off over the past year.
He said, quote, many, this guy, I hope this is on purpose, many good things need to be well packaged.
That is a sports package no one ordered.
But expressed hope that the public will not reject his.
content because of his unusual marketing strategy.
Chang says that in the future, he plans to continue operating his YouTube channel and
revising the content on Pornhub.
He said that other people will be included in future videos and that he plans to eventually
teach face-to-face classes again as well.
Come for the math.
Come from the math.
Yeah.
Come for the math and come from the math.
Also, today we're going to be learning about angles.
Solve for triple X.
We'll get out here on this.
solve for triple x is so good that might be the title of this show
solve for triple x solve for triple x okay we'll get out of here on this how old is changsu
now a boy named changsu he's way into calculus yeah he's up on twitch he could be a prodigy
he could be 75 right it's probably not that number because I said it but he could be older and
somebody told him hey this is where he needs to be
to put all your courses.
I think he's 41.
41.
Changsu's 41.
34.
34.
29.
29.
One of you is exactly right.
So we now get to play the game.
Who do you think is right?
You can stay with yourself or switch.
You're staying at?
What did you say?
41.
And what did you say?
34.
34.
29.
I'm staying.
You're staying?
I'm going to stay.
You're going to stay?
Stay and put.
Well, then story two, when we come back,
Jason will give us story number three.
I will tell you what I am up to.
I love it.
Shanksu.
Is 34 years ago.
Guest the A.G.
He literally Aegee gets the Aegee.
Where it came from.
That's where it originally came from.
You can't do any better than that.
We've got Steve Aegee.
He's on the peacemaker season two or peacemaker's season two.
He's doing the podcast for it with James Gunn.
Such good stuff.
We'll be right back with story number three.
Jay, give us a little taste.
It's, if you're in Canada and you're a hiker, if you're in Canada and you're a hiker, watch your mouth.
Okay, watch your mouth, everybody.
We'll be right back with more Dumb People Town.
Stick around, make a sound, bunker down is Dump People Town.
Hey guys, welcome back to the show.
Before we jump into the final story, Daniel, how can people follow you and see you?
You should go to Daniel Vancirk.com.
There you can see the dates to come see me live.
I will be at the High Plains Comedy Festival.
It will be a flyover comedy festival.
Doing shows, doing shows with the Sclarz.
We'll be capping it off with our live Dumb Pupil Town.
I'll also be on the 22nd of November.
I'm doing a charity show for Habitat for Humanity in Bloomington, Indiana.
You got tickets for that.
I think the Monday or Tuesday before Thanksgiving,
so just a couple days after I'll be in Bloomington,
I will be taking part in Kyle Canaan's pre-Thanksgiving shows
that he does at Talia Hall in Chicago.
So that'll be super fun.
And then you can listen to this show.
you should sign up for the Patreon.
If you like, hang out with me
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It's super fun.
It's good stuff.
Extra content.
I also have my podcast,
The Midnight Air,
which is an overnight radio podcast
of just easy listening content stuff.
It'll,
like a good conversation you'd have in a dive bar
with a friend.
I imagine you and your listeners
are all in figurative sleeping bags.
You're camping and like you're talking as everyone.
Sometimes I'll be like...
As the fire burns down and...
20 minutes in and I'll like fuck something up
and I'll be like,
you should be a...
sleep by now. Right. Thank you. Who cares
that I messed that? And everybody's going to sleep and
dance on the midnight air. It's usually every
Monday, sometimes Tuesday, schedule permitting.
I love it. Nice. All right, here we go. This is
his last story sent in by our buddy
Elise LeBlanc. Love Elise.
At E.E. LeBlanc 70.
Gotcha. Here we get it right.
Canadian camper, mistaken
for distressed hiker,
was really just singing Nickelback.
Okay, hang on a minute.
Couldn't make it as a hiker. All right, here we
Canadian Search and Rescue Team.
This is how you all find me.
Here we go.
Look at me in this missing person's photograph.
Every time I do with me.
Clearly you guys know all the Nickelback songs.
Sorry, we know one song.
Canadian search and rescue teams were called into action late last month
after hikers reported hearing distress cries echoing through the forest near Kelowna, British
Columbia.
Okay.
Yeah. Beautiful up there, but also
it sounds beautiful. What they found
wasn't a lost or injured backpacker was
just a dude camping alone and belting out
Nickelback. Oh, so they thought they were screaming for help
and they're like, we're going to save someone's life.
Someone is being attacked by a bear.
You're singing.
Up in down.
Up and down.
Save that man right now. There is a theory
of when you're out
hiking and camping in a remote place.
Sometimes it can be very good for you to make a lot of noise
because you do not want to scare bears.
Yes, you don't want to come upon an animal that's like, you know, you start a little.
Scare bears, my favorite kids series.
Scare bears.
A lot more traumatic than the original version, but it just pop out in places when you don't think.
Oh, my God.
The care bears start turn around and start attacking kids scare bears.
Yeah.
We got to make that.
That's got to be a thing.
It's got to be a thing, right?
Scare bears stare.
The incident unfolded near the Boulder Fields climbing area on July 3.
First, when two hikers called 911 after they heard what sounded like repeated,
cries. Yeah, well, the guy's singing
Nickleback. From deep in the trees.
The central, I mean,
it could have been Nickelback themselves.
It's Canada. Could be. Could be. Could be.
The central
Okanagan search and rescue
Kozhar
team already out
conducting a routine training exercise
immediately sprang into action.
They deployed RCMP officers,
launched drones,
informed search teams to investigate
the Erie calls for help. They're like,
this is our moment.
I mean,
this is our chance to save a dime.
By the way,
Nickelback made a bit of a comeback.
Like,
people are like,
they're actually really good.
Yeah, a lot of hate
was really good.
They were very of the time.
I think he got a lot of hate
just from his haircut.
But I think like Creed,
like Creed has risen
like Jesus from the ashes.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Like, did you not know that?
No.
People love.
Oh, they're back.
It's not fun.
It's pure.
Because now it's nostalgia.
They're no longer new.
It's like, oh,
I remember who I was
I love what came out.
It's cheesy.
It's so fun to sing.
Crete is so fun to sing at karaoke.
I mean, it is because...
Didn't we do a karaoke show with you a while back at the baked potato?
Bake potato?
Oh, yeah, yeah, baked.
Me and Brendan Small Show.
Oh, my God, that was so fun.
That was a good time.
We did Funk 49.
Good.
So good.
Okay, instead of a person in peril, they found a solo camper just mining his own business
and jamming to some nickelback, Acapella.
So here's a guy who went camping by himself.
Yeah.
And probably has to camp by himself because he's like, I'm going to sing Nickelback.
And I was like, we're not coming.
If you're going to do that, have fun by yourself.
And I hope someone doesn't try and rescue you, right?
Camper was singing his heart out to the trees, blissfully unaware that the acoustics of Boulderfields has turned his 10th side concert into an accidental distress signal.
Kozar wrote in a Facebook.
Like, who's raping a mountain lion?
Oh, no, that's just a guy seeing it.
He's crushing it.
He really was.
Search manager, Dwayne Tresnitch.
Good name.
Dwayne the rock, Tresnich.
Dwayne the Pebble.
Tresnich.
Sumbed it up perfectly.
He wasn't in trouble unless you count his singing.
Oh, snap.
Got him.
Got it.
Dwayne's been waiting for that.
Dwayne.
Which raises the age-old philosophical question.
If you sing Nickelback in the woods and no one's around to hear it, does it still result?
in a full-blown search and rescue operations.
Yeah, it does.
That is the age-old question.
And apparently, yes.
Yes, that's what I said.
There's no word yet on which Nickelback song echoed through the Canadian wilderness.
Rockstar, far away, photograph, maybe a B-side if he's a real fan.
All we know is this guy was giving it 110%.
Thankfully, the camper was unharmed, aside from presumably a little embarrassment.
Coz are not more embarrassed than Nickelback itself.
Yeah.
Like, if you're nickelback and you're reading this article, you're like,
come on leave us alone what are we doing here leave us alone they just went out so i wonder who nickleback
likes like you go like i know john mayors tries to be funny and i and he obviously likes the dead
because he's playing all those shows the dead like i don't know that john mayor would listen to a john mayor
album i think he likes the music he makes but i think he's proud of what he makes i think he's proud of
what it is but it wouldn't be what he would choose to turn on right a lot of blues like that's such an
Interesting. Like, I wonder if Nickelback likes nickelback music or what they're like super indecreed.
Game recognized game.
Kosar used the incident to remind the public that they always take potential emergencies seriously.
Oh, so this is that's like we, this is like an emergency test.
We did.
Yeah, I mean, we showed up.
Yeah.
Rehearsal.
We got it.
It's like a stress test for their search.
It's like a stress test for their search and rescue team.
Right.
And look, and the money you could see.
save could be spent on singing lessons
the team job. Why are they taking shots
to this guy? What if the guy sounded good?
Roe Central. Look,
maybe singing Nickelback alone in the woods is
in itself a cry for help.
This article is going hard.
We thought we were going hard.
Or maybe it's just uniquely Canadian
form of therapy. Regardless, I'll bet that guy
brings his Bluetooth speaker next time.
I don't know about that. I don't know if he's going to
I don't know about that. Do they give his age? I don't know
if they gave the age. I don't know if they gave the age. I think that's
it. That's a story.
That's a show.
That's a show.
Guys, thank you.
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Watch Peacemaker.
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Listen to the podcast.
What a treat to have you here.
I love it every time.
It's good to see you guys.
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And, oh, snap, we're going to get back to work.
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Peace.
Maker.
Bye.