Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 416: Vermin Supreme
Episode Date: December 25, 2020Vermin Supreme, time-traveling miscreant, anarchist wizard, presidential candidate, and representation of the Christmas spirit, joins the DTFH! You can learn more about Vermin Supreme at VerminSupre...me.com, and follow him on Twitter. Original music by Aaron Michael Goldberg. This episode is brought to you by: Amazon Music - Visit Amazon.com/Trussell and get your first 3 months of Amazon Music FREE! Hello Fresh - Visit hellofresh.com/duncan90 and use code DUNCAN90 at checkout for $90 off, including free shipping! Squarespace - Use offer code: DUNCAN to save 10% on your first site.
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Happy holidays, sweet babies today. I have with us an actual practicing
Wizard a lot of you are familiar with vermin supreme. Maybe you've seen him
during protests or maybe you've heard his many promises the
possibility that he is
Going to give ponies to everyone on the planet, or maybe you've recognized that he's more than just a
Chaos agent at protests, but he's actually a peacemaker that somehow the presence of this wizard
Lee being with a boot on his head has the tendency to diffuse situations to create a comedic element in
Zones where there is the great possibility for
Violence and if you're somebody who is into discordianism or anarchism then you surely have
recognized that vermin supreme is a brilliant and
powerful
Magician at least that was my thinking before I got to talk to him and I was thrilled to find out that my assessment was accurate
vermin supreme
he is
Awesome, and if you've wondered about what anarchy actually is
Many people think anarchy is throwing a rock through a Starbucks
But if you've wondered what anarchy really is then you're really gonna love this episode and to me vermin supreme
represents the Christmas spirit because in the same way that it is
Hilarious and beautiful and wonderful to suddenly witness the wild
boot crowned vermin supreme at a
Serious
protest
What's more beautiful than the appearance of the son of God in a place where there's a lot of donkey shit
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Try to scare us with your
Omni-present panopticon of surveillance cameras and bullshit laws
There's always gonna be a kind of benevolent chaos that appears in that space between
the security force and the people and that person is
vermin supreme a mystical time
Traveling miscreant, and if you're someone who made the
Incorrect observation that it's just a crazy person with a boot on his head
Get ready because your opinion is about to change
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Well what I hoped would never happen
happened
Uh, i'm really sorry to say that um one of the dtf h listeners whose
family has asked that I not uh named them
was devoured by
uh some combination of a squirrel swarm and uh
Pleth of raccoons as it's called which is uh the accumulation of an angry group of raccoons. It's called a pleth
I guess he's listening to the podcast and he was he was walking
On a he was on a hike or something and you know not we only know what his
Girlfriend has said and she's in a psychiatric hospital because what she saw drove her insane
She just kept saying the raccoons the raccoons they they they went for his eyes his eyes
There's nothing left. There's bones just bones
Cell phone some ragged clothes
Look i'm not saying that the reason these animal attacks are happening to people who listen to the dtfh
But aren't subscribed to the patreon
Or because of something i'm doing i don't have the ability to do that and i certainly don't know
magicians or wizards who i could pay to do dark
Spells that would cause people not subscribed to my patreon to get attacked by small
Generally considered cute animals rabbits
Gophers groundhogs a lot of groundhog bites are happening. I'm hearing
I would never do that to you. I don't care if you subscribe to the patreon or not. I want I want you to be healthy
That's my number one thing which is why
I'm advising you to subscribe to my patreon patreon.com
Ford slash dtfh you're gonna get commercial free episodes. You're gonna get access to weekly
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By a swarm of adorable creatures
I know that won't happen because the only thing these people
Where these attacks have been happening have in common is that they
Listen to my podcast, but they don't subscribe to the patreon. It's so weird
I'm working on it. Once I once we figure out the cause
I'll let you know but in the meantime is the kind of band aid of protection head over to patreon.com
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Friends today's guest is an activist a philosopher
a chaos lord
a presidential candidate
and
a worker
of peace
He is a notorious pony
promising genius
You can find everything out
That you need to find out about vermin supreme by going to vermin supreme.com
but first
Welcome him
To the ducatrustle family hour podcast vermin supreme everybody
You
Mr. Trossel, I'd like to I'd like to welcome you to the show
Of course, it's great to be here across north with
vermin supreme where we like to talk to people who are doing various things and have things to promote and
And so, uh, welcome to the show. Uh, thanks for having me and I understand that you are a
Podcaster of some sort or some note rather. I I assume would be more accurate
I well, I've got a and you're I have a podcast
And you also are cartoon. Am I to understand that correctly? They turned me into a cartoon last year
So, how does that feel?
It's liberating it's liberating to to you know, you would think it you might become more entrenched in reality by having
multiple bodies, but uh, it's nice to have a lighter more colorful
version of me
Oh, for sure. I mean, uh, it's like one of the the beautiful things about me and what I've developed is that
Um, there is a huge there, you know, there's a fictional side a mile wide
and uh
And I have become
So much bigger than my meat sack if you will. I mean, I'm just like here. I am some guy and we're just talking
But on the internet it's it's I'm a meme and that's a very
strange thing to be uh, it it it's almost about giving up
uh, a fair amount of control over
The messaging because anybody
Can use me in pretty much any way shape or form
That they like, uh, whether I agree with it or or disagree with it. How do you deal with how do you deal with that?
Do you do you find yourself?
Uh, surrendering to that reality or have you, uh
Attempted to control the narrative
Well, uh, obviously I have my own dank meme stash. I've got my own social media team
I've got a number of regular memesters that have been memeing me making memes with and about me like forever
Yeah, and so usually they're pretty clever and they're generally positive
And I think that's you know, one of the blessings. Um, that you know, when I became a meme
It was for doing something fun and entertaining and informative and educational and satirical
Where it's like some people become memes for doing terrible things and it's like hey look it's that meme who kicked the dog
Hey get up
That's right. You can get memed into hell. It's like you can yeah
You get splattered all over and all these various memes for better for worse and yeah, you're yes, you're you have a glorious
beautiful fountain of
Wonderful hilarious memes and
Yeah, I mean as a rule it's beautiful. It's and that's the the wonderful thing about
What I have become is that it becomes an audience participation
project where like
And in the in the fact that I offer the opportunity to pretend
Because you know growing up don't pretend a lot, you know, they they they sort of lose that
Maybe not ability but the desire or the need to to fully pretend
Silly stuff sometimes and I believe that I am a conduit
For that opportunity
You know when when I'm talking about ponies and asking people what are you going to name your pony?
The people want to
Pretend right along and they want to talk about zombie preparedness and the the time travel and and all these sort of
sci-fi tropes that that I've tapped into
It's just so wonderful because it's it's an open-ended
improvisational
project and and it's just not
Something that occurs on the internet because you know, I'm a real person
And I've been doing it in in the real meat world for a lot longer than the digital world
But it's it's always been this very playful
improvisational
playing off
People who come up to want to know what's going on or with the other politicians or or with the police or the authority figures or
all these people and
And yes, it is because I have discovered this magical boot. Are you a wizard? Which?
I would have to say yes
In fact, I'm a registered
Time lord and wizard with the universal life church because those are actual titles that are available and I snatched them up
And I believe that there is certainly a lot to be said in terms of a wizard like
altering
reality changing reality
changing people's perceptions
Of reality, you know, I have a real affinity for the discordians and the surrealists and the da da is sure
And and the people that that believe that, you know, you can
offer, you know deeper truths and
revelations to people
by using shocking juxtapositions and
in in my own way in my own sense, I you know, I use a lot of humor and absurdity and
And, you know, the beautiful thing, you know, people ask me, you know vermin, what's what's with the boot on your head?
And I will my stock response to the media is generally it stands for all it is good in america
The ability to wear a boot on your head if you want to
Or sometimes I'll tell them the boot is a pile of shit and that they are the flies that buzz around
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought I thought you when I saw you for the first time
I
thought
that
My first thought was a wizard has gotten in
to this meeting
and
But then I because I didn't see it as a boot
I saw it as a wizard's cap and then it was later that I realized that's a boot now
I'm not saying there's a difference between the two a hat's a hat. I mean, you know
You could say a shoe is a hat on your foot
And yeah, and it's a
It's a signifier, you know, it signifies to people to onlookers that what they might be subject to may not be linear in nature
So so it's a little bit of a warning
Obviously if it's in a crowd, it's it's this magnetic attraction because it's the the tallest thing in the room and and yeah
People are drawn to it and authority figures are drawn to it
Because it's not right. I mean the the beautiful thing for me about it is if you take a photograph of me wearing the boot
In any place any time any situation any crowd of people and you show that
Photograph to a kid and you say to that kid. Hey kid. What's wrong with this picture?
And it's just so it's it's obvious. It's it's unmistakable. It's undeniable. Yeah, it's what is it's wrong
The man has a boot on his head. It's not correct. Yeah, not right
It's a and so
just that and the and
um
This crazy combination of the platform planks of you know, the ponies and the uh, the tooth brushing and it just
It has such resonance with so many people
Um, that it's allowed me to communicate with millions and interface with media across the flat earth and uh,
Yeah, it's allowed me. I think it's hollow
I guess it could be flat and hollow
Uh, I don't want to
I thought you're talking about my boot for a moment. And of course, the that's another uh
Uh, controversy. I
Sort of little alien being up there within the boot somehow
Controlling my thoughts emotion and movement or is the boot itself the actual alien that somehow attaches itself to my head
To control me. Um, and I it's it's very hard to say
If you had to name the kind of magic you practice
And I'm sorry to even ask you to name it
If you haven't named it or to try to limit you or control it in some way by even asking you to name it
But if you add to at least in this moment, what would you call it?
I I suppose the the the chaos magic, uh, even though I don't really fully understand
It in it's totally or even partially but it seems like it's in that vein that that discordian vein
We're we're trying to create the chaos and and and and I think
Being able to alter
You know that reality and I've discovered I've been able to use that
In different situations in very high stakes situations sometimes, uh, particularly
Uh, really tense, uh demonstrations in the past
You're not safe. You don't seem safe. You put yourself in danger
Watched you and I thought to myself as many of us have that, uh, you know
Before maybe some people before they think of wizard. They think activist
But I don't know if there's a difference between those two things, but yes, definitely you seem to you seem to put yourself in danger
And and a big part of that is just understanding the situation
Having a real solid situation awareness because I've been in those environments so many times
And having an understanding of how they work and how they operate
And how one thing can lead to the other and the tit for the tat and the escalation
And you know, you know between the cops and the protesters
Uh, there's this no person's land it and it's a vacuum and it will something will fill it eventually
It could be an agitator. It could be a cop taking a cheap shot
It could be a demonstrator getting this
Emotionally wrought up and and and escalating things
But I have discovered that by entering that space and using my bullhorn and my calm demeanor
and humor and jokes
That I can sort of short circuit it. I can I can rearrange the the flow of events
I've watched it happen
I'm sorry to cut you off. I've watched it happen. It's the strangest thing to see the
police officers
unmoved by
legitimately
Upset passionate people
But you're there and somehow you you cross you you get in there you cross it. They they they can't they smile
The state smiles, but then also the protesters smile. It's some kind of I know I've seen it. It's it's real magic
It's I mean if if any of y'all listening want to see what magic looks like it's I don't know of another way to put it
Psyops
But to me and maybe I maybe it's too much to in it's it's
Old age and lots of acid
But when I see a politician
I also think to myself. Well, that's some form of magic there, too
And when I see you show up
Then I start thinking well, there's some kind of wizard battle
Happening here. You've decided to show up
To distort transform
Alchemize the mundane reality that they seem intent on keeping us all fixated in
That yes that too and I believe that my
You know my critique such as it is I mean I've been flogging the damn mandatory tooth brushing laws
As a warning of a utilitarian
Fascist police state, you know for 30 years and yes, it's sort of freaky to yell these things come to pass
And but but I just it has allowed me to be considerably
more aggressive
In a lot of ways
If I came at some of these politicians like I like to do
Going up to Ted Cruz's and Chris Christie's or cleanser or whatever
And you know if I wasn't using my humor
It and had the same energy it would be very scary
Yes, and and I don't people would be frightened by it. Yes, but because I come on with the
absurdity
In the in the nonsense if you will
It that alone changes the reality and it forces them into a a different way
of
interacting
And and I've discovered that by using these
Wacky, you know questions. I get a much more interest in response, you know when I asked
John McCain, you're where he stood on mandatory tooth brushing
And he said oh my staff has had lots of experience hiding in people's bathrooms late at night to make sure they've brushed
It's like, okay
Or or I asked Lamar Alexander a question one time and he responded with
And he answered why yes vermin?
I do have Elvis Presley imprisoned underneath the governor's mansion of Tennessee for committing heinous acts
Wow, you know, I you know, once again, I prompted the question, but they responded and they added their own little twist
Uh to make it a little
You know
enlightening, you know, they're they're showing more
Of a subtext that they might
With if they were giving a straight answer to a straight question
Like they're kind of like in a weird way illuminating whatever the the metaphor of their existence is, you know, like
Yeah, does he have Elvis trapped but in a weird way
We we all find ourselves sort of whether you like it or not under the spell
Of these people who have collaborated. They are it's a it's a it's a coven of people in suits who are
Very convincing
And and very easy to believe it if you're lazy, you know, it's easy like for some reason they're so sincere
And I get drawn into it all the time
um all the time I've tried to
Eliminate, you know, I mean the fact is the emperor has no clothes
But he could kill you with absolute impunity and get away with it
Yes, and that's the thing that I mean, I look at you know, people look and they
It's it's a frightening reality, but it's absolutely ludicrous
Right just that
Contrast is is ridiculous
Do you have you ever looked?
Sorry
Oh, no, it's okay. I I guess the fact that
I
I'm an anarchist
I believe I've always been an anarchist ever since I made that conscious decision to be so
And I don't believe
In the government's authority and and I believe that I have found a way
To operate
That makes it very clear and in many circumstances
does indeed
I deny
authority to authority figures
um
Can you define for us anarchism would you mind defining your
Anarchy for us
Well for me, uh anarchism
Is a belief
That the government's claim of power over us
Is illegitimate
and um
And that authority
By its nature
Is coercive?
Yeah, and they are
using their self-imposed
Pretend authority, but they're usually they pack it up
Uh with this threat of violence. Yeah
And I I believe in mutual aid
as opposed
To the government organization structure
I've always believed that the only way to be able to
extricate ourselves from the government is through
Mutual aid and voluntary cooperation
To replace the the functions of the government if you will I mean when the government tries to
Say, you know alleviate
Poverty or something like that. You know it requires
Taking all sorts of money and then running it through a bureaucracy
in a very
inefficient
way
That has all sorts of conditions on it that ultimately has incredible
amazing unintended
Consequences and I it seems that it's just true of a lot of the things
That the government attempts to do
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Do you see that bureaucratic?
Do you do you see that matrix or whatever the thing that that
Philanthropy or love with if like we're gonna say like mutual aid
We're gonna have to use symbols for it in the world. We're in right now
We've got money
Sometimes it's just giving someone money or food or giving someone some something that they can use to survive
But when you run it through that system, you're talking about it somehow becomes corrupt and I
Sometimes when I'm really feeling it's out there. Is it a demonic force?
Do you play around with the idea that that bureaucratic system is a kind of congealed demonic force?
Um, I I don't think so. I I hate to say
Talk about demons as if though they are are real
Um, I and I I don't even know if an institution itself is necessarily
Evil, but it's it's certainly not productive
Or as productive as it would like to be
Um, but yes, it is sort of I often talk about spiritual money laundering
Um
In some of the in a sense and I think that when the government takes the money and launders it
They're laundering it in a dirty way, but if you take money and you spend it directly on good acts
Um, then that's a good laundering. Uh, the rainbow gatherings
Uh, for example, uh, are you familiar with the rainbow gatherings?
Yeah, a little bit only from stories from people who've been I've I have yet to attend one
I think you'd like it. Um, and of course, we're talking about the uh, the rainbow family of living love and light
Annual gathering of the tribes. It's uh, it's a very
Large, uh, you know, I would loosely use the word hippie quotation mark
Uh event to describe it. Although it it all all walks of life attend
It happens once a year. Usually you're around the fourth the first week of july
And uh, you could get up to 10 000 people in the woods in a national forest out in the middle of nowhere
Um picture if you will uh three four thousand people sitting in concentric circles
In a large field uh in the middle of nowhere in a meadow all of a sudden out of the tree line
comes
Dozens of people bringing five gallon buckets full of food
these people in the circles
Have their cups and their bowls because that's the tradition and and the people start going around and doling out food
Which comes from the up over a hundred different little kitchens up in the woods
that are across between gilligan's islands in the in the flintstones as far as
technology and during this time the food goes around town criers go around the circle letting people know
uh safety
information or or parking information or things they need to know and and uh other town criers are going around talking about the
Where the drum circle is at night or where the talent show is at night or um where um, you know
The hatman spots are and also the going around that circle is the magic hat
and the magic hat goes around
Because it's a magic hat and because the rainbow gathering is a non-commercial event because you can't buy anything
You can't sell anything you you can barter, but ultimately
um the only legitimate place to put money is in the magic hat
It's a non-commercial event. So people put it in and then it gets spiritually laundered
Um, it goes to the banking council banking council says hey, we made X amount of dollars the next morning
All the kitchen representatives come together and they have a spokes council and everybody puts out their shopping list
And they give it to supply and the supply council
Interface with the banking council and and they go to town and bring it all back and it goes over and over
every night and there's miles and miles of
of uh water pipes and like
There's there's a million things that need to get done vegetables need to be chopped fires need to be built stoves need to be built
Biscuits need to be need to be made shitters need to be dug
health and safety all these things
And the only reason that any of those things happen is because people see a need for them to happen
And they come together in a council uh non hierarchical
Form and make that happen
Once again not opposed to leaders anarchies not opposed to leaders if somebody has a specific skill set that uh
That other people need and want to learn from that person could become a de facto leader
But once everybody has that information
There is no need for that leader any longer
um
And so the the rainbow gathering i've been attending them uh for close to 30 plus years me and my wife
And um, it is where I learned
Clowning when I was a young person when I was a young rainbow
And I I would go from end to end a camp to every camp and and do something funny and and push the limits of what I could do because it
It's they're so loose there
And I polished mc skills doing talent shows and and gong shows and all of those things
And then after several years, I discovered the need for security and we provide security. It's called shantay sina
It's a uh cultural appropriation of the sanskrit
word meaning peacekeepers
But I became I started to bring my uh
Clowning into that and essentially that is uh, it's a it's a glorified camp country
counselor really, but it also has
Um crisis intervention because anything could happen at rainbow, you know, and we don't rely on the police
I mean if it's a neighborhood situation, if it's in a camp ideally the camp takes care of it
If it affects the a bigger crisis if it's somebody peddling bad drugs
Oh, we have to track that down and put a stop to it
Um, you know, if there's an assault or something and so we have our own
restorative justice
Councils that will offer to people who are wrong
and of and uh
one of the the things that we also provide is
escorts for the media and police not sexual escorts, uh, but escorts with the
With the cops to make sure
That you know, they don't get in trouble to make sure that the the participants in the gathering, uh, don't get any trouble
So I early on I was finding myself walking
for like eight hour shifts
with
10 alabama state troopers for example or a whole bunch of feds or a whole bunch of counting cops
And they come in and they're propagandized that they are told that these are the worst people in the world
There are a bunch of drug addicts and they're they're gonna in all this bullshit
And so I would walk with them and propagandize them and contextualize
What they were seeing and uh and have fun with them and make fun of them
And uh and warn the participants that we yell out six up means the cops are on their way
Hide your drugs and lease your dogs and put some clothes on or whatever
Wow, but the cops tolerated that. I'm sorry that when you do this
Uh patrol with them. How do you how do you?
Infiltrate like how do they let you it feels like some police would be like what are you you can't walk even walk with us
Well, essentially, it's you know, it's a public event. It is in public, uh, forest the
police are public servants
And uh, once again, it's understanding that we have rights to to do that right to communicate with them
Right. Uh, sometimes it's more real more tense. I mean, there's been events where the rainbow gathering was the largest single civil disobedience on the north american continent that year
Because uh, the feds have been trying to put permit schemes in forever to tell us that we need permits and that we have always maintained
that um
No, no one can sign on our behalf. You can't represent me. I'm not giving you permission to do that
And so anybody who signed the permit was it was fraudulent from the get-go
And we we've we've proved that in court see you're the but to me you seem to be
The embodiment of a potential future
For humanity and I I don't mean to sound all thick and schmaltzy with that either. I mean
You know, my my encounter
Is a little over the top there, but but my encounter with this sort of thing
at burning at the burn
Uh, which there seems to be some parallel there, uh, not completely the same but a parallel
There is
It feels to me that it whenever I go there. I think this is a way humans can be
Like this is a another possibility that is so
Different than the possibility most of us are born into
That it you find the bird totally decadent. No, I was what's that? I mean, is it it is not the bird pretty decadent
Well, it seems like an event of decadence
I well, it's
It's so big
That what's so wonderful about it is in its size
There's the possibility for maximum heat hedonism decadence
maximum
Whatever you want. I did it in but what's beautiful about it is it has within it
Uh, its own
Anarchic spirit and a similar thing. They don't they though. They don't really there are permits to be able to use that land
unfortunately and
But they they you know
Every trouble that springs up and just like I'm sure the rainbow gatherings
You know, you can expect trouble to spring up
It's just the nature of things but those troubles that the burn they really do try to they have people
Who are who are actual peacekeepers who come to a camp and really try to calm people down
Try to do every single thing to keep someone from getting arrested because there's cops there
You know, so but but what I'm saying is in in that state
In of seeing that possibility what you're talking about sounds like a more magnified version of it
I always think because uh, and there's no gate, you know, I mean we have a front gate and all but because
It's pretty much open to anyone and it's so it attracts so many different types of people
Yeah, it's it's really a wonderful
I hope to make it to the burn
Oh, you got it. You would you would love it and you would be familiar with it to some degree and you would probably have a lot to offer it
Uh, but
For for you to give to make me their dancing monkey
Those corporate camps man, and then you know, but then that's the always the drama there is you get these like
Uh, these camps that you know one of the camps
I can't remember the name of it now white ocean or something it got terrorized
They they dumped out their portajons dumped out their water
There was it because there's these so many factions of burners there that you get these little cold or hot wars that can spring up
It's fascinating. But what I was trying to say is
To me when i'm seeing you i'm thinking that is a person who is brilliant and who is
In this whenever I think of not when we think of non-violence
You know there's visions that come to mind and certainly for most of us those visions probably don't involve somebody
wearing a boot hat
but
You know, but when I see you I see that I see
Not it's non-violence. It's this beautiful form of non-violent
um
Activism that has now I know it's nice to hear that it has its roots in a real legitimate
lineage an anarchic lineage of the river gathering my friend
Attorney jerry boyle out of chicago works with the nlg is uh mentioned it. It's disarming. You know, I am disarming the police
And uh, you know, he gives a workshop actually on disarming the police which
All the militants are like
But it's it's really about disarming them in another way
and yeah
and it that is in in in that
Disarming that you're doing it. I think it shines a light on
Whether you like it or not these the humanity of all of us when I'm seeing you interact with the trumpets
Or the clintonites or whoever it is
And I see that they can't help but smile
They're offended by you and threatened by you
But they're smiling at the same time and somewhere in that to me
That's where you the rubber hits the road for all of us witnessing it because in those little flickers
of of human interaction
we're no longer separate and uh
I'm really
It's having heard that you have your roots in the rainbow gathering
It makes me interested in what your other like wisdom streams are what type of
Pardon, I'm sorry. I'm curious you there. What are your other wisdom streams? What are your other?
Sources of inspiration
Like I hear the entire community of people has infused you I think with some of their magic. Are there other infusions come?
Yes, yes, I'd say along the way for sure. Um, I cut my teeth on
anti-nuclear activism
When I was a younger person I lived in
Baltimore, Maryland and uh was involved in the uh indie music and uh
art weirdo scene
That's definitely a place where I learned to to be
weird
And I guess even
when I was younger than that, I guess
psychedelic drugs sort of also
Allowed me to become the the person that I have become
um giving me this understanding of you know reality and being able to
step outside or
or next to or through
reality and
and under and being able to to manipulate it
slightly by having this understanding
of my relationship
with the real world at any given moment
in time and um
So that um, you know, and of course I became vermin supreme when I was doing uh bookings and promotions down
in nightclubs in baltimore
early on it was more
All booking agents all club owners all promoters were vermin and I was the vermin supreme
I didn't really have it in me. I'm afraid and didn't last very long
But it was super super fun and it was a great time back in the day
And that it was just a short leap to um all politicians are vermin and becoming the vermin supreme
and yeah, you know, I
I actually ran for mayor of baltimore maryland in a fairly unreal way in 1987
And it wasn't particularly political
There was just something that seemed
Interesting to do it was a project
And I did a month-long drug study as a lab rat for one of these uh drug testing
companies up in massachusetts here
And then went to baltimore and uh and ran this uh campaign just just for the sheer laws
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And uh
I was in baltimore and ready to move on from baltimore. There there's a lot of
Things that were happening that I will not bore you with
But one day
This was a couple weeks after I had read an article into the mother jones magazine and it was an article describing
March that was called the global peace march for global nuclear disarmament
That was marching from la to dc
to protest nuclear weapons
And david mixer this democratic political operative. It was his idea and and he was really
Over the top about it and was you know having custom tents made up and custom milk crates made up and
And just his vision was this big white bread
March across the country with everybody being very cushy and cozy and uh, it collapsed under its own weight
It made it as far as barstow california before it totally fell apart
And I felt like that's really sad that's disappointing because it sounded like such a nice thing that it inspired me
and then
Two weeks after I read that article one of my roommates, uh came home and said hey
meet so is the skies with a great peace march and i'm like what?
And
The march continued it only partially collapsed in barstow
But a whole group of anarchists, uh, were like pulling uh, were disabling the vehicles so that the repo men could not
Take them away
They were committing a civil disobedience lying down in front of and locking themselves too in order to keep the
Equipment from being taken away
And so this march all of the article made it sound like it did it did not go any further
It actually did and by the time it arrived in baltimore. It was five thousand straw
And they had every just they had the equipment that was needed to make that safe move down the road
There was water trucks. There was kitchen trailer trucks. There was kitchen prep trucks. There was
Um, port-a-party trucks. There was port-a-party pumper trucks. There was school buses that were acting as
Classrooms for all the kids that were on their march. They had
Semi trailer trucks hauling the two milk crates that each marcher was given that they could
for their possessions
And all the tents and every night they would set up camp and they would have this
Consensus council a non-hierarchical
Circle of decision-making
Um, essentially an anarchistic organism
In a way much like the rainbow gathering is it's nobody's not top down. It's it's horizontal
Um, and so when I when I saw this when I saw this in memorial stadium
I was like, this is it. This is totally it
I'm on board. I went to the thrift store. I bought a shitty sleeping bag and a couple changes to clean clothes
And I walked with them to dc several days
And met some of these people some of these anarchists these activists
They they threw their tennis shoes that they'd crossed the country
With over the white house fence. They were committing
Uh civil disobedience. They were concerts. They were as parties
It was amazing and I heard that they were
Going to continue and this small group of some of the logistical support people
Wanted to continue this sort of mobile protest and they formed a group called the seeds of peace
and I
Quickly joined them and started marching with them. We did a 300 mile
march in
Florida from kingsville, georgia where they had the trident d5 missiles in the sub base there down to cape canaveral
where they were testing them at the time and so
And they infiltrated they they did backcountry actions at cape canaveral to prevent the
and uh make the
Whole thing be put on hold for a little bit. And so this was uh
What I was finding to be very inspiring and then went to a march in michigan where I met this
uh peace marcher
Hippy woman that I thought was going to be a hookup, but we've been together for 30 years
And there's another march in in massachusetts and then so and that it was at that time that I started to attend the rainbow gatherings
and so
And that we at the nevada nuclear test site where we would have
thousands literally thousands of people camping out in the in the desert
Outside of vegas infiltrating doing backcountry actions doing massive civil disobedience. I mean literally
One weekend
Like probably two to three thousand arrests of people walking into the desert to try and stop the nuclear testing
Is that a backcountry? Is that is that what a backcountry action is is just trespassing or are there
Like a simple symbolic uh trespass where you might cross we would cross the cattle guard there or you might
You know cross
Into cross a border or cross enter property, you know that that's sort of a simple trespassing
But a backcountry action is when you sort of go on a a serious hike and try and not you know
You're not giving yourself up easily. You're trying not to be detected
Whereas a basic simple symbolic trespass might involve, you know blocking a street or
Or something else. It's you know, just very obvious, but a backcountry action
Is like, you know, it's secret. It's backcountry. It's uh, they're trying not to be detected
Until they unfurl your banner or lock themselves to something or what have you how many times you've been arrested?
Uh, amazingly few for the situations I put myself in
You know a handful and I and I I and when I've been arrested at demonstrations
It's usually been a false arrest ultimately and I've been able to sue them for a little bit of money
What I've been arrested
Yep. Yep. Yep. I bought like we bought a fifth of an acre
Little sliced out into hawaii with a $6,000 settlement from the la pd because they they wanted to arrest me because I was
singing
Mr. Rogers neighborhood and
Sesame Street, these are the people in your neighborhood
But really trying to talk to the arrestees about the lawyer the way to communicate with them and and you know
You don't want to and when you start talking about the commanding officer and you start talking, you know, you start trying to
Get the line cops to question their commanding officer's decisions to put them in certain situations
You can be pretty much pretty sure you're going to be shut down pretty quick. That's been my experience
Wow, you're I got to ask you this and I and and um
listening to your story
It fills me with a kind of surreal hope
and
but I
I'm trying to think of the right way to phrase the question
In in this thing that you're talking about this sort of I don't know what it is
It flowers up this thing they're that is called anarchism
Which a lot of people think of when they think of it they think of what the state has told them
It is it's things
Breaking and smashing and falling apart. I think probably a lot of people are surprised when they hear that the the
Practice of it involves mutual aid and selflessness and giving
No, it's anarchy is a very high level of order
I mean, it's it's the natural order that occurs in the absence of the state
Right after a a natural disaster
Before the state can get there the people immediately come together the people immediately start helping one another
Helping survivors clearing the rose right that is
So what how this how big is is it because I think there's something
beautifully invisible
About this anarchy and decentralization in general, you know centralization anytime you have some leader
Uh, that is you know, that isn't just some temporary leader like teaching people how to cook or whatever
but a leader it's easy to like sort of
Trace the structure with anarchism. It's different in the sense that
It's a real thing. I mean these flowers or whatever you're going to call these communities blossom
Happens today. It's a beautiful thing
How big how big is it? How big is it? How big is this? How big if you had to guess and I'm sorry if it's a dumb question
Like you represent there's for for every vermin supreme
A celebrity I forgive me if that's an insulting term. I mean it in the best way possible
Someone to be celebrated now that I'm like
Cameo
It's official. No, don't do it. But the but what I
Don't do it. I told cameo. I told him I do it for for 50 million dollars
I don't know about I don't know. I don't I don't want to waste my time with a great high magician by talking about cameo
I when I'm asked
I do have a an institute that I'm trying to finance the vermin. We have a vermin institute now
Here's the question though. Here's my question for every one of you
There's a lot of people and you were kind of mentioning them the other activists the people who show up to these things
while all of us are tweeting
and from that you must have gotten some approximation of a kind of
Decentralized movement happening in the world and I'm wondering if you could give
Either pop that balloon of hope that I have where I love to fantasize about some
decentralized beautiful
market revolution that's happening right now and think that it's massive
But is it is is is it what I think it is is it possible that there's
A lot of you out there do it
different levels of society
Working your magic in different ways
Well, I think there is I I think there's so many people are involved in so many projects. I mean they're
Um that we don't even have a grasp on it. We I mean, I guess it depends
how you wanted to
define it, but
I I really like to think so. I mean, I don't think it's a huge percentage of the population and I really have
absolutely zero way of fully
Uh guessing
Um, quite frankly, so I don't want to lead you on. Um, but yes, uh, the anarchist revolution is right on schedule
And we are winning. Who are winning?
Ponies will be here soon. They're turning the corner. Um
It's a happening thing for sure. Where do you I have to ask you?
I'm sorry if I'm bullet if I'm shotgunning you or machine gunning you or violently aggressively asking you questions
I just feel like I have a limited
Where do you get your
When I've seen
Any video of you you seem you and even now briefly on our failed zoom you just seem filled with with love
and, uh
I'm just wondering like
What what are you where what are you getting your instructions from like who where is your inspiration coming from?
What's compelling you to do this?
To put yourself in danger to do this
It because to me it doesn't just seem like some kind of like
It does seem like performance are in a beautiful way
But it doesn't seem limited to that. Do you feel, uh
For lack of a better word
Called by something or compelled by something and if so, what is that thing?
Well, I I I do feel compelled I guess to
State my views maybe to exercise my my first amendment
writes a free speech and assembly
And I I believe that I I've simply developed a communication strategy
Uh that has allowed me to do so
Successfully that that has allowed me to amplify, uh that free speech, uh in a way that I I
Couldn't ever imagine and and you know when I first became
A meme when I first went viral back in 2012 when I was at that panel at the lesser known candidate debates and
And dumped the glitter on on randall terry, uh, who's sort of a terrible person. Amazing nice
You know I because it was not because it was perceived to be a critique an overall critique of the system
At what and it wasn't partisan. It wasn't attacking one party. It wasn't attacking
One particular politician and therefore it was sort of embraced
across the political spectrum
and so now
I have people who enjoy what I do appreciate it or support it and
I I feel my relationship to
um
My fan supporters, however, they're my constituents
And I believe that in a way, you know, I'm
Representing them. I'm not representing them in any official capacity, but I believe because
They enjoy it. They get a kick out of it a thrill out of it
And they may not be able to do it. They may not be in a position
To do so they might not feel comfortable or have chops or whatever and I have this
total
random
DNA toss
that that may and set of experiences
that
They've all been building blocks. I mean I look back and it seems like it's a skill set
But it's all been each and every skill sort of built up on the one past
uh to become this
force uh that
Can be very effective. Yes
Well, look, I don't need to do an ambush now, but I have to ambush you vermin supreme
and
Forgive me for this, but we all many of us
Want to know
Where are you getting all the ponies?
Ah, well, yes, of course, there'll be a whole class of ponies that are cloned clone. They'll be known as clonies, of course
um, we're gonna have a massive uh
forced in vidro
In verbalization
test tube pony program where we will be implanting
ponies into
All sorts of mammals all sorts of animals. It might not even think about we don't know about
If the humans are going to be suitable for for carrying ponies, but I know many many
women would
Happily carry
Women do you know no woman wants to have a pony inside where it's dangerous what you're suggesting is dangerous
I'm speaking uh allegorically metaphorically. Um, I'm literally perhaps
If this if the state were to force them to do so, I know uh, they would do happily
Where do we keep them your plan? I don't who okay. I must say this in all fairness every everybody
We're gonna get where the free pony's coming from where you're gonna get the free pony
What are the free ponies gonna cost you're gonna cost nothing
They're free ponies. Where do free ponies come from? Let me tell you Duncan. Thank you when a boy
when a boy pony
Meets a girl pony. Yeah
And they like one another. Yeah, they
They you know, they might want to get to know each other a little bit better
So they a little you know, try to long gallop off to the to to the uh
Paddock a corner or something and uh, and you know, especially if the the female pony is in heat or estrus as it is called
And so the the boy pony gets really excited and gives the girl pony a special pony hug mounting the the girl pony
And then the excited love boy pony
This big giant pony cock comes out of its sheath and inserts into the uh, girl ponies, uh, pony vagina
And they start going oh making love would be a much better. Yes. Keep going. Please keep going
And yes, and so uh, the the the uh, pony penis during the love making session
ejaculate. Yeah, probably gals of pony sperm right on up into the
Um, girl ponies a reproductive organ swims up the float into
meets the the the sperm meets the egg and they start dividing and uh, oh, you know, 11 months later
Boom free pony comes out. Well, that's where to me. This is I don't mean again not trying to poke holes in it
I'm sorry to cut you off here, but listen
What number one you're talking about the possibility of this kind of spontaneous
Pony romance among so many pony couples enough to give a pony to everybody number two
Pony boner. Did I say did I mention the freak pony boner?
Yeah, you're talking about hard
Throbbing pony cocks, but I'm saying yes, we can remember we can say remember if that was more appropriate
Member cocks glistening dripping
Powerful pony cocks, but what I'm saying to you is where do we put all the where do the ponies go?
Your plan is untenable. There's too many people in this country. There's not enough room for all those extra ponies
That's that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you are like one of those naysayers
I see
The big to understand about a pony-paced economy is that it will be part of a massive rebuilding
It's sort of the original green new deal when you get right down to it because it's going to be a huge huge restructuring
I mean, okay, you're driving down the road. You're okay. I have to do is imagine that it's all ponies
I mean, it's really simple takes a little longer
But I mean, essentially they're they're clean they're green that in conjunction with the zombie power plants, of course
We want that's part of the package
But ultimately
People are the trades are going to go wild
What is going to do for the economy as we rebuild the entire infrastructure of the united states where every homeowner
In every apartment dweller, you know, we have needs to have a place for that pony
And so that is really part of it's a massive jobs creation program
I feel like you have identified a need when which is a real human legitimate human need. We all do
Want a pony you'd have to be
A maniac or or some broken thing to not
Want a beautiful pony playing in your yard enjoying itself under the summer sun
Thank you to love
Yeah, braid their hair comb for your computer
Shampoo
But I think there's a seduction in what you're saying and I think it's you know, what would you do your pony?
Oh
God probably uh
lady die
Or what are you going to name your pony? I'm sorry. I put it
There we go. Oh kind of slipped out didn't see that's what I'm saying, you know, Mike. I've got a
Beautiful son another son on the way and if I listened to you, I would bank that these two children would enjoy a pony
Thanks to your reign
But are you sure your wife?
Are you sure your wife is not carrying a pony?
What do you say wait a minute, what are you trying to say?
I was curious if you'd seen the ultrasound. I haven't been able to go because of covet. I haven't been able to see the ultrasounds
Do you know my
I'm not saying that uh
That she would carry a pony or that you're that she's not carrying a human baby either
I'm not saying no, I'm just saying well, she has been a little horse lately
I'm sorry
Why the long face? Oh my god
Vermin supreme
Okay, okay, you know the good thing you need to understand about a pony based economy
Number one when we have universal pony ownership
We will have equity in the ponies because you have equity in something you own
So we have created pony equity number one now once you have equity in something you can borrow against it
So you will be able to borrow against the equity that you have in your pony. Yes, that's right
We are creating pony based debt. That's a bubble. Once you've created
An entire class of debt. Oh, we'll get to that
Um, it is at that point that you can turn it into a very important financial instruments where we can
We will bring in the bestest and the brightest of all the ivy least create incredibly opaque hard to understand
impossible
Financial instruments and once we have great, okay, you know pony trouble pony assets all that stuff
quantitative pony easing all that stuff and yes, sir
We are going to create a bubble in the economy now, of course a bubble the thing about a bubble is it's an amazing thing to have in your economy
It means that your economy is firing on all cylinders
People are making money hand over fist. It's incredible. It's amazing now, of course as you might point out
Yes bubbles tend to burst, but let me assure you mr. Drossel
Please that this particular pony debt based bubble is going to be
steel belted
Reinforced and last forever
This is just
Listen, I love that. I want to believe you and I feel myself somehow believing you more and more
Do I understand some of the terms you're using? No, but you know, I'm just a podcaster. I don't get enough
Big financial stuff like you clearly have but to me
I do feel like one thing that you are
Overlooking and in this day where we are seeking to have a earth not
Slowly heating up because of carbon emissions. You have not answered
What we're going to do with those pony farts in this utopia that you are
Uh
That you are this story that you're telling this this thing that to me seems like a beautiful
Pipetrain employment. There will be zero unemployment that the pony farts. What do we do with them? What do you do with the methane?
Sir
It's been taken care of in in fact this really bleat crosses over into real world because if you google
Methane capture cows
If you google a little bit, you will see that scientists are working on this problem problem in the real world
They have devised
contraptions that actually
Capture methane gas from the gut of cows. Once again, it's a prototype. It's easily transferable to ponies
So what do you do with all the what are you going to do with all the farts?
Like if you're you're now you're suggesting we we breed as so many poodles and then we collect their
You're gonna you're gonna use it will it will light your lamps at night
Now that I actually is a beautiful thing
I you know when I see the lights of my home or my studio where I'm at right now. I know it probably comes from
Uh, well, I don't know what it comes from now that I think about it, but to look up at my lights and think
That's the glow of an alchemy's pony fart
That's beautiful
much better than
Nuclear waste or uh
coal ash or however they get it these days. I don't know it's gasoline
It's crazy. It's it's it's it's unsustainable
That's all I know
I'm I you know
When I I thought I I thought I was gonna take you down today with a pony question, but I can see that I
All right
Underestimated most people
Most people really agree with the pony platform as a
economic pony nomics and all that
The the problem that they often have is with the secret dental police kicking down your door at 3 a.m
To make sure you brushed in all that and uh the dental reeducation centers and the preventative dental maintenance attention facilities
and the government issue toothpaste containing an addictive yet harmless substance and oh, you know
Uh the the dna gene splice has created a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairy enforcers
No, that always sounds great to me reasonable. You know the way I look at that is if you haven't done anything wrong
Why should you be afraid of police? I don't even know if that's the right word for it. Well intended friends
Kicking down your door. Why'd you lock it in the first place? What are you hiding to get you to do what is as far as I'm concerned
The healthiest thing you can do is keep those teeth clean. So to me
The only thing I have a problem with in your plan is the
Ponies I I want I don't I keep my door open. I keep my door open at night
I'm appearing the mountains of north carolina. I keep it open the house a little cold in the hopes
That a police officer will come in and remind me if I have a brush my teeth
Or what? Maybe a pony or walking a pony. Oh god, what a great night
Do you have bears in north carolina? We do
Crawling
Haven't had a bear. What about rec
Recreation is walking your house. Yeah, we're plagued with the raccoon infestation. They get in the walls
There's a lot of things in our house. They've gotten into the walls. They don't they don't hang out. Thank god in the
Shared communal family space, but at night it's rough to hear the skittering of raccoons in the walls. They purr. Did you know raccoons purr?
I
Know they hiss when I catch them in the kitchen they they hissing growl, but I've never heard them purr
They purr once they get in the walls. Yeah, I don't know what it is. I guess they just feel happy in the
interior of a house
Big how can they fit your walls?
I don't know. They're not so I'm sure
Are you sure they're not spirits of some sort?
Oh, no, they're raccoons that I could see them through some of the holes in the walls
I think that's how they get in there could be anything, you know, usually it happens when I'm not home
But regardless, we have squirrels
But squirrels are small there. I see but I don't that's weird
Yeah, I don't have a very big wall. I don't know how they're surviving in there
It's like
Confusing to me at one and we had an electrician come by because we had a very high power bill
And he said it's probably the raccoon sucking the energy out of your
walls
Well, that is a serious concern. I mean when I know the squirrels I freak out because if they start chewing through your wires
That is not safe thing
Well, a lot of people think they're drooling through your wires
But really what they're probably trying to do is milk the energy. They're trying to get in there and suckle at them
Ah
energy vampire raccoons
You know, the vampire word is you know, I don't know if they're vampires, but I do know that when and when uh
Vampires
You know, they're like
People suck the energy
Interesting
Well, they purr
I mean, but they don't want you to pet them
I never thought of that
Hell, no, I tried I reached through the hole in the wall bit my hand
Hissed
Never thought of it that way
Did you get the rabies there did you get the rabies shots? Yeah, I know I had rabies for a few weeks. It was fucking horrible
To have rabies day in covid simultaneously. It wasn't a great couple of weeks
Joe Jorgensen got bit by a bat there. That was terrible
Yeah, bats have or not do like bats need a new publicist right now because they've got a really
Bad rap these days. Can you I just want to thank you so much for being on this show
And I just really appreciate the work that you're doing out there
I and I'm gonna vote for you whenever when whatever you run or do or whatever you want
Whatever thing you do, I'll vote for you. I want my door kicked in. I want you to be our leader our great
Powerful leader. I'm tired of this nonpony life. Can you let my other listeners who I guarantee your head?
He'd be a tolerable strong man if you had the fucking ponies, but no, but no
Trump
Yeah, yeah, it's the lack of ponies that took him down. You know what what are we gonna do?
It's not our fault. He should have put some ponies in the white house
Should have had any any any one pony and he would have probably won against five
He had his chance. He could have been dictated for a life if he had the proper ponies back at him, but no
Yeah, it's not my reality
If I say we can create our own reality and I like doing just that
Um, hey, hey, have you read my book eye pony blueprint for a new america by any chance? No, sir. I have yet to read that
All right, I'm gonna see if my people will send you a copy
It's a it's a book about life in the future along after a vermin supreme presidency
After everybody has their pony after zombie power fuels the nation
And after the secret dental police have set up checkpoints every couple hundred yards
It is a warning from the people of the future to you the people of their past
Your present that vermin supreme is a madman and must be stopped
Well to veil the ipon of the book dot com, you know
Well, I'm not I'm sorry, but if you're a madman
Then you're the madman we need and the you know what it doesn't play out
It only plays out in the future. It's you know, uh, you know
I'm doing everything that I can do to prevent myself from getting elected president for that very reason because uh
I've traveled to the future. It's a it's a it's a crazy dystopic
Thing with the yeah, but it's okay. Sorry. Well, just don't
All you gotta do is don't run if you don't want it to happen. What's why why do you keep running?
You keep running and running. Why do you keep doing it?
Um, because it would be too easy not to
You are truly the devil vermin supreme and uh, we love you
How can people find you and thank you for doing this show?
Well, thank you. Well, I am on the internet. That's a fact
um, but you can go to
um vermin supreme dot com
You can go to vermin supreme institute dot com, which is uh, it's an interesting spin-off of my campaign
As you know, I ran for the nomination libertarian party last year and it was pretty crazy
I was the first thing I'd ever done like that. Um, quite frankly
I'm 30 years of uh, of this fictitious campaign gave me enough notoriety to actually run a real campaign
and uh, and in that demanded certain things it included a
uh, uh, develop in a campaign team and a campaign staff and I
Attracted all these amazing political operative libertarian types from the left and from the right
And uh, they became
I mean, they almost got me the nomination
Uh, but after um, joe jorgensen got the nom
They wanted to continue. They wanted to continue working. Uh, this messaging of love compassion mutual aid
um
It with this vermin absurdity angle
And they and we tried to figure out what to do and how to do that and we came up with this idea of the vermin supreme institute
Actually, it's just just vermin supreme institute the the is implied
But I'd like to give you the the uh, two sentence a mission statement, please. Thank you
Our purpose is to inspire social evolution
through the disruption of authoritarianism
to promote compassionate activism
And to spread knowledge of redacted history
through the use of humor
direct action
and mutual aid
We uplift the disaffected disenfranchised and disempowered
And we are doing just that and uh, it's a beautiful thing because we've got like various departments
We have an education department. We have a public works project trying to do mutual aid
they're doing mutual aid trying doing mutual aid projects and um
And disrupt the vote so we're doing politics too helping anti duopoly candidates and uh, it's just it's an amazing thing
um, because you know, I sort of brought my thing to a certain point
And all these amazing people are bringing it to even greater heights and now it's becoming a truly a collaborative project
Which is sort of wow, it's odd, you know having to give up, you know
You know willingly giving up a certain amount of control in order to see it pushed
Into a levels that it that it just hasn't seen that I couldn't bring it
Isn't that fascinating that even as it even as an anarchist
It's hard for you to let go of wanting to be in control
I guess well, it's it's not I I just never had the opportunity not to be in control. I guess
But now it just worked
so many people are
Still willing and working on different parts of it. So so vermin supreme institute dot com
Um, that is totally that. Oh, of course, I did mention cameo for
Five bucks. I'll say whatever you want. I'll be your monkey on the internet
Um cameo dot com slash vermin supreme. Nice got one of those. Uh, I've got one of those patreons
Um, I I want to call it page patron all the time, but it's patreon. I think dot com slash vermin supreme
And that of course gives people, you know, special access stuff. I don't give away for free people
So there is that and um, and that's sort of fun
Uh, let's see what else on the facebook. I'm vermin supreme with the blue check mark
Also a vermin supreme without the blue check mark, but whatever that
on tick tock
You're on tick tock the real
At the real vermin supreme. Oh, yeah, it's wild. Um, I'm like the voice of a new generation or something
Um, I we discovered during the during the campaign
We were going viral on tick tock and the vermin supreme hashtag has something like 14 million hits. Wow
Wow, you deserve it vermin supreme. You're a what you're a you're not but you're a wizard
If hits were ponies it would be sure
Yeah, well one day they might be that could be that could be your next move
I want we're gonna help you. You everybody please connect to this. You you know, all this time
I've been doing the podcast. I've been trying to I have a
A wizard of this stature on and I got lucky. Thank you for all of you made it happen
I feel so lucky to have gotten to make your acquaintance and uh, I'm very inspired by you
All the links you need to connect to vermin supreme will be at duckatrustle.com if you don't remember them
And um, thank you. Thank you very much. There's more but I don't want to bore you with them
Send me all the all your links. I'll populate as many pages as I as I have to with them and thank you for doing what you do
Oh, it's shit. Well, um
Mr. Trussell, I I would like to say it has been a most certain pleasure. Thank you. It's been delightful
Um, look forward to any future projects. Uh, that we might that might manifest
You let me know what I can do for you. I want to see you at the rainbow gathering. That would just be a blast
Oh, yeah, yes indeed. Yes indeed. Uh, so yeah
Oh, I meant to mention that I've been arrested more at rainbow gatherings than any other place
It makes sense. I mean that makes sense. They they
Not if you really want to piss them off do something like that
They just can't stand the idea of people doing concentric circles to sharing food
Usually they're usually they're being dicks or something and so I I try and be distracting and and that gets me arrested
and they drive me away and cut me loose and
It's yeah, that that works and once again, I feel very comfortable when I have so many people watching my back
And I think that's what allows me to do a lot of what I do
Yeah, you got a lot of people you have many allies
I I'm just so lucky because uh because I I had this show on netflix and I did
Enough podcast that I get connected to people like you and I just really
Just feel very grateful to you for your time because I know you must be really busy. Let me know
Uh, or let or have uh your people let me know how I can help in the future
And anything you need me to promote I'll promote it at the beginning of the podcast so that it gets like the maximum energy
Just in in any way that I can tweet for you or do anything for you. I I really just want to be a part of what you're doing because uh
Appreciate that and uh and likewise also. Thank you because of course
The name of the show is cross promotion with vermin supreme and I'd like to thank you very much for coming on today. Yeah
Cross promotion
Holy shit, thank you so much. Have a have a beautiful evening and uh tell your wife
I said hi and if my wife gives birth to a pony
You'll be here
Yes, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you friend. Remember
Together
We will ride our ponies into a zombie powered future
Alleluia vermin supreme everybody. Thank you friend
That was vermin supreme. You can find him at vermin supreme.com and a big thank you to all of our sponsors
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