Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 647: William Montgomery

Episode Date: November 8, 2024

William Montgomery, political analyst, master pollster with 100% accurate keys, and comedian, re-joins the DTFH! Check out the William Montgomery Show on Youtube. Duncan just did an episode! And go see William on the road! You can find his upcoming dates on his Instagram. Original music by Aaron Michael Goldberg and Duncan Trussell. This episode is brought to you by: Uncommon Goods - Visit UncommonGoods.com/Duncan to get 15% Off your first hand-picked gift! AG1 - Visit DrinkAG1.com/Duncan for a FREE 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase! VB Health - Visit LoadBoost.com and use code DUNCAN for 10% off of your first order!

Hi folks, if you're watching this the week of October 18th, please come and catch me at the Wilbur in Boston. This is, I usually do clubs. This is a gigantic theater, famous comedy theater. I can't wait to go there. And if you're living in Boston, come out and see me. Again, that's going to be, I'll be at the Wilbur. You can find all of my dates at dunkintrustle.com. Greetings, friends. It's me, Duncan, and this is the Duncan Trussell Family Hour podcast. Now, I love William Montgomery.

I love having him as a guest, but usually I don't put guests on right after they've been on the show. But in this case, I had to do it. I was at the mothership in the green room and William was giving a lecture on some bullshit about how he can predict elections and it seemed like such incredible horse shit

that I had to invite him back on the show to share this horse shit with all of you. You probably know William from Kill Tony. He is a regular on the show to share this horse shit with all of you. You probably know William from Kill Tony. He is a regular on the Kill Tony show. Also, he is a really hilarious comedian. And so if you are watching this on the week of October 18th, go to William's website, which will be down here. Or if you're listening, it'll be in the episode description on at dunkintrustle.com and go check out William's show. I think he's coming to Portland. He's got a lot of shows coming out and he is so funny.

And I really hope you'll come and watch him. Also, I would love for you to revisit the shop at dunkintrustle.com. We have brand new designs up that I hope you will enjoy. These are really great T-shirts that I've been designing and I would love for you to check them out. I'm learning how to draw, how to do digital art, which is this brand new thing that people have been doing

where instead of using a paper and a pen, they actually, you can do art on your computer now, which is crazy. So check out the new shirts at dunkitrussell.com. Just click on the shop. And also, in November, I'm going to start memberships for the DTFH. So if you're watching this in November and you want ad-free episodes of the DTFH, just sign up to be a member.

That's on my YouTube. Or if you listen to the audio, you can find commercial-free episodes at patreon.com or slash DTFH. And now welcome back to the DTFH comedian, political and analyst, I guess, William Montgomery. William! Duncan! Welcome back to the DTFH. Thank you so much for having me again.

It is such a pleasure and what a nice day. What a nice day it's been. Dude, are you into astrology? Big time. Okay. This is like the Austin Chronicle gang. The best source for astrology. That's where I look. I love the Austin Chronicle. Okay, so let's see here.

Let's do some astrology to start. I know it's a weird way to start it off, but I know you are a fellow lover of astrology. Yeah. What is my... So mine, I was born January 26, so that is Aquarius. How is mine? Aquarius, let me look here. For those of you interested in looking, honestly, you probably will see this later, but this is astrology for October 18th, October 24th.

Okay, okay. So if you're watching this, if somehow we get this released the week of the show, then this could apply to all the Aquarius people out there. Yes. Aquarius. You are ready to graduate to a higher octave of maturity and wisdom about everything related to love, romance,

and sex. Expect more nocturnal emissions. What is a nocturnal emission? It's where I think you have a dream, and maybe you're kissing on somebody, or maybe there is sexual contact or what have you. A wet dream. Yes.

Oh, it's a nice way to say wet dream. Yeah. Well, that's weird about that, though, Duncan, because I swear on Sunday, this past Sunday, I was laying on the couch and my girlfriend was sitting beside me kind of close and my shirt pulled up. And I didn't move or anything. And so it's a goat. So that's a weird thing to hear hear because I swear that literally happened on Sunday and my shirt moved up when I was

thinking about playing Call of Duty. Whoa! Yeah. You know they say millionaires use financial advisors, billionaires use astrologists. Yeah, it makes sense. This stuff works. What's yours Josh?

Virgo. Virgo. Virgo. Oh, from the big island. Oh, I just knew a Virgo from Jamaica. Just a guy, some nice guy, Matt. When I used to work at a, seriously, is a guy named Virgo. So every time I hear Virgo.

Yeah, and he was a Jamaican guy. So every time I hear Virgo. Virgo! From the big island. Let's see, I once had a Virgo girlfriend. She was talented, hardworking, meticulous, organized, health conscious, and resourceful. She also hated it when I had her poodle euthanized

while she was at work. She didn't understand that the dog was suffering, but I could tell based on its astrological predictions or what the fuck? That was a weird one and that was for Virgo. So you need to be careful this week. I think that just means be careful. Do you have pets? Yeah, my wife is constantly trying to kill my 14 year old cat. So there you go. There you go. Weird. Super weird. Yeah, that's Rob

Bresne. Thank you, Rob. Very accurate. Very interesting. Yeah, keep up the good work, Rob. Seriously, he does do a good job. I don't know. I can't imagine that the Austin Chronicles paying you what you deserve, but I've made a lot of big life decisions based on your Column and I really do appreciate your hard work. So thank you Dude look I like and for everybody watching I do not Like getting political on the DTFH. I don't think it's a political podcast. I don't have a political mind. But I was hanging out with William at the Green Room, the mothership, and he revealed something about himself that I don't think a lot of people know,

which is that as a hobby, you analyze elections and... Yes, a political prognosticator is what I like to refer to it as. I've been a political prognosticator. My sweet grandfather, Rusty Vance, rest in peace, down from Mississippi, he always would do that for the elections. He would always have different ways he would analyze what was going on currently in the country, just all different things to analyze. And he really got me in it. I mean, it was a hard time. It was when I was living back down in Mississippi and things were not looking good at the time I was getting laid off from jobs left and right. And I really got into communication

with people, as I called him, and he kind of ended up teaching me how to analyze just the general situation Uh of the political climate, so it's been a lot of fun. I mean we are really close What are we a couple weeks away something two or three weeks away? Yeah, right now from uh, when is the Josh what date? November 4th, November 4th. Okay. Okay. Okay. So it's coming up and like man I gotta tell you, these fucking campaign ads, they are, I'm so sick of them, man. Like I am so ready for this shit to be over.

Just like every time you turn on the TV, it's another campaign ad and it's, they're so toxic. Horribly toxic and they're, quite frankly, I don't know. The more toxic you get, I think you can start alienating people. And it's like, how many people are? I saw one, I was in Ohio kind of recently, and I saw one there for somebody running for something.

And it was somebody did a thing where they caught on fire by a bathtub. What is that called when somebody catches on fire? Spontaneous combustion. It was a spontaneous combustion Yeah, something about bathtubs and then it morphed into this political thing and it made me want to throw up It made me want to turn off the television. I know man It just feels like they're resorting to like just fear tactics to try to get us to vote man

It's just so fucked up, man Well, okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. Uh, you told me that you have predicted the last three presidents. Yes. And I don't believe you. Yeah, no Duncan, it's crazy. You can lie about that, I feel like you're trolling me. No, no, it's something I don't like to bring up because I feel like people aren't even gonna believe me

But now it's you've been so nice to let me come on here It's not kind of described because I really do have a system I literally have been able to pick the past three presidents Here's what I feel like this is what I feel like and this is why I asked you to come back on the show And I love you. I love you as a friend. I love you. I love you in a lot of ways and The reason I in bringing you on the show is because Not only do I not believe you I don't appreciate you trolling me like I know you're a troll and you're good at it and so I just want

publicly for you to display You guys have to understand like it wasn't like he just said I... It's like, he... I have a whole system. Well, you... He gave a green room ear beating for like an hour and 20 minutes regarding these fucking medallions or some shit. Yeah, the medallions.

That's how I do it. My sweet grandfather, Rusty Restempace, he had... His were called tenants, but I thought I didn't want to do exactly what his was, even though I take a lot from him. So yeah, I started calling him medallions because it just seems like a medallion is something if you pick something if you see something shining on the ground, a medallion would be a good thing for it to be not just a bottle cap or something like a medallion. Okay.

It's probably worth some money. Great. You're a medallion. Yeah, that's how I came up with that. Okay. That's what I was thinking. The plot thickens. So the next day, William sends me some shit he's cooked up, which I'm still convinced

is a troll, but it's a very detailed troll And because we are approaching the elections Now you can put your money where your fucking mouth is. Yeah, we will see how accurate I am again Let's go for a no. I think there's a strong chance. I'm gonna go for okay. Okay, so come November fourth Okay, I'm gonna go for it. Okay. Okay, so come November fourth Before yes come November for you don't even know the date, but you're predicting Elections you would think you would need to know the date You can't you have to get a but you have to stand up sometimes you can't just be down in the weeds

You can't have your face down on the right all time every now and again you have to stand up and analyze what's going on Around you and I've just been I've been standing up analyzing Okay, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt And let's just show the folks this system. Can you can you pull up the? Whatever the fuck it is the thing you sent so alright So tell me what I'm looking at here at William Montgomery's five medallions of Liberty So this is yes William Montgomery's five medallions of Liberty again So this is yes, William Montgomery's five medallions of liberty. Again, I've been able to get the past three presidents very accurately using the system,

if you want to call it a system. But we have, yes, five medallions, five different ways to analyze the election, five ways to analyze what's going on to figure out who our president, next president is going to be. Okay. So where did you come up with these medallions? It came to me, two of them came to me in a dream one night. Okay. because I had been trying to... Sometimes when I get in a certain headspace, I can start dreaming about that. I can be in that headspace in my dreams.

And I was able to come up with... Yeah, two of them in dreams. Actually, number one and number two, those came to me in a dream just analyzing... What is that number one? Is that a skeleton, orange skeleton? Is that a pump? What is that, a pumpkin? So number one is-

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To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com duncan that's uncommon goods dot com slash duncan for 15 percent off don't miss out on this limited time offer uncommon goods we're all out of the Okay. So, okay, it's a pumpkin. Jack-o-lantern. Yes, Jack-o-lantern. So, number one is you cannot be a president up to this point, has not been born in October. Okay. So, it's weirdly enough. All right, let's pull up on Donald Trump's birthday. Yeah, let's see. Because again, this says I don't know how it works. And

again, that was one that it came to me. I feel like that's maybe disingenuous saying that it made me I thought of that in my dream. Oh, maybe a certain month No president has ever been born and then I went down did my due diligence and I figured out Nobody had ever been born in October who was a president before. Okay, so we got Donald J Trump born so he's June June. Okay, so He is okay for this. Let's pull up Kamala Harris. So he is okay for number one. And again, check me, check me, fact check me, whatever, but I'm telling you, I've already done this.

October 20th. So again, I swear people are already gonna think I'm goofing around or something, but look at it. October 20th I think some people are gonna think this is like a partisan thing you're doing No, not at all. I tried to totally stay in the middle of stuff I am NOT I this is I swear this is not is not Partisan what so ever it's not reflecting any political ideology not whatsoever. It's not reflecting who you want to be president. It's not reflecting any political ideology. Not whatsoever.

It's literally the tenants. It's the medallions. Okay. So, and the medallions are not partisan? No, not at all. Okay, so tell me about number two. What do we got there? And I'll just say number one, just because Kamala was born in October, that doesn't necessarily

mean she's going to lose, but let's analyze these other things and we will figure it out. But that already though, for me is a red flag. I swear it's a red flag already. Fair enough. So, well, holy shit, there you go, number two, born in a warm month. So number two, yes, born in a warm month. And again, this was another one that it was that same dream I had. I think to myself, oh, I wonder if they're all the same month. And then I think, wait, if they all are around general, around the same general months, maybe they're all born. And I do my research.

And in fact, all presidents have been born in a warm month. That is fascinating. Okay, I'm going to test you on this. Can you pull up Abraham Lincoln's birthday? Yep, let's see. And again, some people might argue this a little bit because obviously some places warm months will start in different, I mean if we're talking in Texas, there's a lot of warm months.

So, let's see, when's his birthday? February 12th? in Texas there's a lot of warm months but so So when's his birthday February 12th, no, that's he was born in March So that's if you are in No in office in March. When was he born? Maybe look up Lincoln's birthday. I'm surprised. That's February 12th Wait, February 12th is not a warm month. No. But... In Kentucky...

18... Oh, 1809. 1809, however. So, 1809, that... I'm just reading a book on the Civil War. This is so interesting. 1809 had, like, anomalous weather, and that was a very hot winter. Yeah, I think it was an El Nino system or something, especially in Kentucky.

Fascinating, man. This is so fascinating. So again, some people might, again, this is where people will come in and say, oh, well, that's kind of a weird one because different, again, Texas, there's a lot of warm months and maybe somewhere else it's a lot of cold months. So I get it. somebody might kind of come at me a little bit for that one, but I stick with it Wait, so when so something weird just happened and I think I don't mean to get woo here Well, when you are when you're doing I've noticed any time on my podcast where I get into the mystical Weird shit just happens. Yeah, and my chair just dropped. I heard that I heard that Did you see that Josh I got on camera

You got that on camera. Yeah, wait See, this is the kind of shit that happens when you start getting and I had something move my shirt the other night on Sunday Well, it was in the middle of the day. That's true goose bumps Goose bumps and Goosebumps. And you just, your chair went down. So again, on the first two, first one always stands up. Second one can be kind of wishy-washy. Again, depending on specifics.

So it's not like any one medallion. You're saying it's like when you get this set of medallions together, that is how you would predict. So maybe one or two. As long as you have a majority of the medallions, then I take that as a real strong indicator. That somebody's going to win, somebody's going to beat the other person. So tell me about number three. We've got like a little gray dog there. What is that? Yeah, Mood Ding. It is a sweet hippopotamus who

happens to be wonderful at being able to predict who our next president of the United States is going to be. Now, Mood Ding has a real small mama. That's why you can tell, because

normally hippopotamus is a real giant, scary creatures. But Mood Ding's mama is really small and they think that's why Mood Ding is staying around this size for many years. Normally hippopotamus are a lot bigger. Oh it's a dwarf. So a zoo worker plays with a female dwarf hippopotamus. Exactly. So that's like a toy hippopotamus. So they don't have to worry about you eating people because a lot of the times the hippopotamus eats people in other different countries. I think they're the cause of like, they kill more people per year than like

sharks. They kill more people per year than like any other animal, I'm pretty sure. Can you couple that up like hippopotamus, how many people? I think they are the most deadly. Hippopotami kill a year. Have you ever seen a video of them swimming? Because they don't actually swim. You know what they do? They're so heavy that they run on the bottom of the lake or river. They run on the bottom and they can hop up and get air. So they're doing that. And they're, yeah, so they're running at you underwater and then they're eating you and they have those four big tusk teeth. And so it's a horrible death because they just rip you apart.

Woo! Woo! Woo! Accounts recording the number of human deaths per year by hippo attack range from about 500 to 3,000! That is... It is thought that hippo attacks on small boats are anti-predator behavior with the hippos mistaking them for crocodiles As a result hippos have long had a largely undeserved reputation as aggressive animals. What do you mean undeserved? They kill between five hundred and three thousand. That is a deserved reputation

Jesus Christ, but they have bird friends see that one They they have a nice relationship with the birds. Are those birds? Those aren't birds. Those are cuts. Those are birds on the cut. The birds help. They're buddies.

The birds are feasting. They're burrowing into the hippo. They're trying to kill it. I hope not. Why? Jesus! Look, that one's eating a lion. Can you pull out the one attacking the...

Jesus! Look, that one's eating a lion! Can you pull out the one attacking the... Jesus! Jesus Christ! These fuckers are deadly! Let's scroll down and look... Jesus! Yeah, you got it. You gotta be careful. But again... Can you pull out that one of the guy running away from the hippo?

Jesus Christ! And that guy got both of his legs taken off. Pull up the guy, the injured man. Oh my fucking God, he ripped his legs off. Look at him, you can see it's got him right there. And he's, are those real big sheriffs? Look at the hippo is smiling. And then look, there, look at this little baby hippo

taking a chunk out Is that mooding? That's a mooding when mooding was younger mooding I again is totally leveling out mooding picks the president Look at this look at this the hippo biting the croc on the can you can you scroll down? Look at that Just chomping a gator Look at that. Just chomping a gator. Yeah, that's mood-ing. And they look at this. Pull up the... They seem to be at war with alligators and people.

They got a lot going on. People forget about the hippopotamus, the plight of the hippopotamus. Why is it a plight? Can you pull up the... They're winning. It seems to me they're winning. Well, look down there. That guy's shooting them. They get killed by trophy hunters. I Mean it seems like we get killed How can you look up how many hippos are killed per year by hunters because I want to see who's winning this war Yeah, I've

Never even thought about it who is winning. It's clearly a war Jesus Christ. Hundreds. Hundreds being shot each year. Hundreds being shot each year. They kill up to 5,000 people a year. So hippos are winning the war. Hippos are winning the war. They're winning the war. Okay, so hundreds is not too bad. I guess mosquitoes kill more people than hippos.

Skeetie. Did you ever call them skeeties? All the time. They were skeeties. Hehehehehe. You know, when I lived, I lived up in Louisiana for a little while. On the bayou. Oof.

Yes, and in a little hut by the bayou with my family. Stepfather was a Cajin fisherman and those are some really great times man but my stepbrother three years old and he was consumed by mosquitoes like we it was the most fucked up thing I didn't go to therapy did you see it yes I did you were there well I mean it was the most fucked up thing. I didn't go to therapy before. Did you see it? Yes, I did. You were there? Well, I mean, it was the morning and, you know, he hadn't come out. We were, every morning it was fish. You do get sick of that shit. But we went into his room and you open the door. I'll never forget it. Just mosquitoes just flew out.

What, did he sleep with the window open or something? Or have they get in? He didn't mean, I mean he's three. Yeah, yeah. It's honestly, it's kind of my stepdad's fault because he would put him to bed. And he left the window open. And he left the window open to crack and just like so many mosquitoes got in there and the poor kid had like been fishing and had gotten like a bunch of fishing hooks stuck in his body and because it was late at night

and because like, you know, when you live on the bayou, there's no cars. So we, my stepdad thought it made more sense to take him to the hospital the next day. And so- Really? Well, we just put a bunch of bandages and novocaine and stuff where the-

And his little fingers, I'm sure it was hard for him to get the little fish hooks and the minnows or the worms. I'm sure a three-year-old has tiny little fingers and your stepdad is really making him do that. Bio. It's the bio life. It's the bio life. We do things different out there on the bio. Yeah, yeah.

And, you know... Respect. Zydeco. I love some Zydeco. I love some zydeco Yeah, I don't anymore because that's what was playing because we only had the fish breakfast He would always play fucking zydeco and so he's we're listening to zydeco And I remember at first when my mom fell in love with him and left my dad for him I

remember like Enjoying the zydeco all the time. Is he a Cajun person? Yes he was. Cajun ancestry or descent? What incest? Whatever Cajun is. Did you say incest? No, like ancestry or not in no. Yeah, not incest. Well, okay He before he married my mom He was in a relationship with his sister. So technically it would be considered incest, but things are different on the bio. And you know. Was she nice? She was, I never met her, she died.

Oh. Fishing accident, right? Before he married my mom, they were out on a boat or whatever and I don't know because she fell in and drowned which is crazy because she's like I'm by you you know how to swim everyone does but yes he passed away and um he had an insurance policy out on her which you know actually gave me a pretty nice childhood which is why I kind of have mixed emotions. Yeah, I'm sure stuff like that's hard. Yeah, it is. Yeah, he was grieving when he met my mom and anyway, blah, blah, blah.

And that can be a bad time to meet somebody. I agree. I agree, man. It's like, where are you in the mix? You're probably just a sweet little guy and just tagging along with your freaking mom and it's's like she meets this guy, this Cajun guy down in freaking Louisiana, the Bayou. I mean, I feel for you, man. That's like a hard, that's a hard deal. Yeah, it's kind of can worms were opening here.

Yeah, no, I'm really, I'm so sorry. And it's so weird about Louisiana because Carville, that political prognosticator, I'm generally, I have been more accurate using my system than Carville, that political prognosticator, generally I have been more accurate using my system than Carville. And he's, I think, a Louisiana guy. He lived right up the bayou from us. Really?

Yeah. That's good. I mean, his family did. Yeah, well, yeah, anyway, we just opened the door, a bunch of mosquitoes came out, and it's just like... It didn't look like Stefan anymore, it just looked like a kind of mummy with fishhooks, and like its little withered appendages. Like they had drained completely. Sucked all his blood. Like all of his blood. All of his blood.

And that Zydeco music playing and the sound of the mosquitoes, like, I literally feel nauseous right now. Like, I feel like I'm gonna throw up. Did that make it so you can't listen to, uh... Because what is Zydeco music? What does it have, like, an accordion sound in it? It's an accordion sound. It's like... It's like... Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum Yeah, yeah, you know the accordion and it's kind of like German music

But it's not like German music and it's not like mariachi music either, but either whoa It's just I know it is We don't have to Duncan we don't have to talk about it. I didn't even I'm sorry. I never even told me that about your freaking poor little brother. I don't know. It's hard for me to bring it up I don't want to do I don't like I'm trying not to do this shit on the podcast. Okay, give me one second Well, I didn't bring it up remember Duncan mm-hmm remember I didn't bring it up. I don't blame you. I shouldn't I hope I didn't bring it up, remember? Duncan? Mm-hmm? Remember, I didn't bring it up. I don't blame you.

I shouldn't. I shouldn't. Anyway, let's get back to the medallions. I'm sorry about that, man. So here, what is that? It's a math spiral. Basically you do in different, you can find, you find the counties you you go to the you go to the Battleground states you find the certain counties

With certain there's all kinds of numbers you're putting in here you're putting how many you find the average of what's in the circle Is that an embryo or something? Yeah, it's like a it's one at well it came to me also It was the same dream, but have you ever seen those I? Think they're dragonflies or something like if you're ever out at a lake And you see they're always connected together, and it's like are they doing it or something? But one of those came to me, and that's a baby one of those Fuck I see you're just bringing me back man cuz they you probably saw a bunch of those down there, didn't you?

Oh my God. And you know, I can remember as a kid, Stefan, you know, honestly, I could never... I don't feel like he ever really loved me, God rest his soul. Well, you don't know that, and that was your full... Well, I couldn't fish. Did you try? You better believe I did. I wanted to impress him.

It's my, you know, it's like my mom's husband. It's my new stepdad. What was going wrong? Why couldn't you? Well, because like, I just, when I would pull the fish up, you know, I would just,

I didn't like killing the fish. And I would cry and... Well you shouldn't have, they shouldn't have put you in that position Duncan. It's all messed up. The more I hear about this, it all is messed up. They shouldn't have put you in that position. You're a little boy. Oh, and I was 23. Oh yeah.

Wait, so there was a 20 there was a 20 year Jade's difference What was that a half brother that was a nose just step? Yeah, it was just his kid. Okay, okay his oh, I see I see Well still even at 23. It's like if you don't want to fish you shouldn't be forced to fish. I Don't think I I hated it. Honestly, you would get me up so early in the fucking morning And I hated that cuz you know, I was taking a break, you know, just you're trying to sleep in Yeah, I just wanted to sleep and it's like it's so peaceful out there. You know, I just wanted to sleep and Yeah, he'd made fucking he had a Crossbow and he just hit me in the gut, in the stomach with a crossbow.

That's how I'd wake up. What, like the butt of the crossbow? Yeah. Gosh. I know. And I would like, it's the worst. And then I like, he's like, get on out of here, get on the boat.

And you won't work if you live in the bio. And- And he gets you in the stomach area cause that doesn't show the bruises. If he got you in the head or the arms or something, it showed bruises. Oh! So we knew what he was doing.

Oh my god. Yeah, but it didn't matter. I mean, because like I called the cops on him once. Like when he did it really hard. I called the cops, the fucking Bayou cops come up. Yeah. And I showed them where he'd hit me with a crossbow and they laughed.

They said shit like, you're in your fucking 20s. You know, you should have a job. What are you doing? Like you're a parasite. And so anyway, he took me, I just remember the dragonflies were like something that I found to be really soothing up until, you know, I accidentally like, you know,

we pulled in a fish. He was calling me a, boy, you're a pussy, you're the bio. And I don't know what happened, man. I just fell backwards because this fish is flopping and I hate the way they, I don't like the way they look or feel. And I fell into the crossbow and I disengaged the arrow accidentally and it went through his neck. And he died in the boat. So what happens?

It's like it goes through his neck or still stuck in his neck or is there just blood kind of just kind of streaming down? He like looks at you for a second and then falls over. What does he even do? It went right through the neck and there's just this awful wound in his neck, blood gouting out. It severed the femoral artery. I don't remember what it was. So probably for a little bit he knew what was going on. He was like... He was probably all scared and just bleeding and...

He held his neck and he was like, yeah, you'll kill me! Yeah. Excuse me. I do it on purpose, which I would never... I mean, I don't... It sounds like you didn't like the guy, but you wouldn't have tried to kill him. I hated him with every atom in my body. I hated him. I hated him for trying to replace my dad. I hated him for beating me. But you didn't kill him on purpose. No. No I did not. Seriously, that's an accident.

It was a total, total accident. But this is the thing. Again, another thing ruined, Zydeco ruined for me, and dragonflies, because I remember just watching, I guess dragonflies are attracted to blood and they just descended. They just like, it was like watching bees go into a hive. They just went into that hole. And what are you just kinda laying in the, I'm picturing it being like the talented Mr. Ripley,

where he kills the guy on the boat, and then he's just laying next to his body as the boat's just floating out in the water. It was hell. I'm laying in the boat screaming. I'm covered in blood. A fish is flopping against me, and I hate their, the way they're very slimy,

and I hated the way, and the smell of fish. They can make you sick, too. They can make you sick too. They can make you sick. And like it got into my mouth. Like it slid kind of through my mouth. And then he of course released his bowels. And so the smell of the fish and the sound of the dragonflies burrowing into his neck. That's a lot. That's a lot.

That's a lot. How are you feeling? I have to throw up. Excuse me. Just cutting. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

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Appreciate it. Sorry about that. Let's pick it back up. Yeah, I'm so sorry that it had to get into the freaking Bayou talk. I swear that was not my intention. Water under the bridge! Okay. So. Freaking by you talk. I swear that was not my intention water under the bridge Okay, so yeah with the mass spiral So again you go to these sort of these states where you don't know exactly the battleground states you go to a battleground state

You end up typing. It's a little Essentially, I guess I can call it a program where I type in okay average family size, average demographic. So just some kind of, some way of analyzing just basic publicly available data. Yes, it's all public available. So you have done this.

I have done it. For every state. I've done it for every state. It took me the past week, I've been able to work hard on it on the weekends, but it took me the past two or three weeks. Jesus. I started doing it what September, October, yeah end of September something like that. This is crazy so you're it's crazy to imagine that you are simultaneously writing brand

new jokes for Killtony every fucking week and you're cracking it. In doing this it's a passion project. It sounds like an obsession. Well ever since my seriously ever since my sweet grandfather died it's like I gotta keep the I gotta keep the torch going I gotta keep it moving I was able to predict most uh most presidential uh elections in the 1900s so I'm gonna I do want to say this if this is a troll that you're doing to be I promise it's not done an incredible job. I studied political science at college It's always been something I've been very interested. How does that work? What is political science? What do you look at politics?

It was a lot of no Yeah, kind of a funny name because there's no science to politics, but it was just I don't know learning about the different I can't even remember now. Yeah kind of Yeah, that's, that's out. That's scam science. You got sucked in. I bet you have huge student loans. Giant student loan debt.

Talking a couple hundred thousand. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I don't want to. Yeah. You talked about now I want to throw up a little bit when I think about that. Yeah. I got scammed into going to, I got scammed into going to a big state school, and then I got scammed into, oh, I study political science.

I'm immediately going to become a lawyer. It was all just a giant scam. You never considered politics yourself? No, not ever since I had to. Once I got underwater in debt, the goal became it went away from politics into how do I stay afloat? How do I survive? I think a lot of people are feeling that right now.

How am I surviving in this climate? I have to figure out, using the medallions, I have to figure out who is going to win. And then I have to analyze if the winner is ultimately going to be a good thing for me or a bad thing for me. Well I mean I think like if you pull if you like look at it in a completely just Machiavellian way if you theoretically if you could accurately predict who the president was going to be based on just who the president is going to be, it changes the market. Like certain markets go up. So, like, for example, if Kamala Harris becomes president, then there's going to be, I'm sure some markets will go up. I'm not sure what.

And then for sure, if Trump wins, I think the market is supposed to go down. Bitcoin would go down. Bitcoin is supposedly going to go up because they're going to embrace crypto. Josh, if Kamala becomes president, what could we expect from the economy? What would go up? Private prisons. So, yeah, so if Kamala goes up, you could invest in private prisons and stuff like that, which my friend runs one.

So that could be some good... Oh, he's praying for a Harris victory because, yeah, he, you know, like man, again, if you just look at things like purely from a Machiavellian perspective, there is a lot of money in private prisons and they don't cost that much to open up. Did you know that? Yeah, I think it costs more, weirdly enough, I've read it costs more to open up a, like a 300 room Ramada in Oh way more.

versus a private prison, which is shocking to me. It cost more to open a Burger King. Which that honestly doesn't surprise me because it's like how are they even making those burgers with the flame broiled? I'm sure that machine they got, that has to be a pretty penny, whatever they're using. Well, you know, I'm not going to name names

because I haven't, he is often said don't mention my name on the podcast but So His plan is so fascinating to me and I'm honestly sort of this Conversation is actually gonna affect sort of where I put my money. Okay He wants me to invest because he wants to start a franchise private prison chain He wants me to invest because he wants to start a franchise private prison chain. Meaning basically like just the model that McDonald's has or any of these things. You can sort of start your own franchise. You put up the money, you find the place. And that's it. They send you all the supplies, everything you need.

2 a.m. So yeah. So basically this is like, he calls them, prison prison is the name of it. And that sounds dumb. That's the name of his prison. So prison prison. Prison prison? Prison prison. Oh, prison prison. Like you're going to prison prison.

It's prison 2X. So I don't know. OK, OK, OK. And I think he calls it that because it's like it's a franchise duplicating. So basically, you invest like X amount of money. You have to find a prison, and there's so many out there by the way. Like there's a lot of empty prisons out there or

you know you could find some land. Churches are really good if you want to do like a county jail because it oh interesting you could do you know massive prison if you can find the land but if you just can find like a there's a lot of churches that are abandoned now, perfect for prisons. So they're easy to convert into prisons. So yeah, basically like you, you know, invest X amount of money, they send you the bars, they send you like everything you need. So you don't have to try to figure out how to melt metal or whatever and literally come up with these prison, oh okay a forge, you don't have to worry about that. They're sending you the bars to make the doors or windows. And that's very expensive and that's why a lot of the like federal prisons and modern

prisons that aren't the non like the public prisons, they it takes a long time to build it because you have to find like a legion of blacksmiths and they have to forge the metal and all that shit and then like... Yeah, I could only imagine. This is like cut and paste. Like, he will send you the bars, he will send you everything, he will connect you with local state agencies because prisons are overflowing. So when you have one of these built, you're like, hey, I've got room for X amount of prisoners. They will send you

that many prisoners right away. It's like doesn't even take certification or anything. If bus pulls up, they put a lot of prisoners in your prison. Will they help you figure out people to come work for you? I mean, you're gonna have to find some good guards, probably. Yeah, they will help you find local area prison guards. There's a lot of prison guards out there and a lot of prison guards are sick of working in the overpopulated prisons. And so to get a chance to work at just like a normal prison, you can choose what security you want, minimum, maximum, everything. Like you don't have to do anything other than put some money up front front but because you make a lot of

money per prisoner so like an average prisoner per day do you know how much it cost to keep them fed and clothed showered alive like 70 bucks less just an average prisoner what in the in the private ones you're talking about or just a public one? In any prison, do you know how much? $30. $20. $10. Keep going down! $5.

$5. It costs $5 a day to keep a prisoner fed, bathed, and alive. It doesn't take much to keep a person alive. That's not very expensive. Yeah, I thought maybe it'd be a little more or something That's not a lot. That's not bad. Not bad numbers. Okay now How much does the state give you per prison or? Were they giving you?

50 Josh pull it up how much per day for keeping a prisoner on average alive? Look at this. And then you do the math. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. 100, 107 a day? So you are looking at a $95 per day profit per prisoner. And guess how many- So you can make $100 a day on each prisoner.

You can fit 50 prisoners in a church, in a refurbished prison church. So that's how much a month. Let's do the math. Let's add that up. So 50 Times 100. Yeah, 50 times a hundred times 30 So yeah, let's see. I mean that may be gosh, maybe I'll get into Okay. Okay. So again if he's wanting to come all of what is that then he wants out to you so 150,000. A month.

A month? 150k a month? A month! And it gets better! You, because of like, depending on the state you're in, you can make your prisoners go work at McDonald's.

Can you look up prisoners working at McDonald's? Now check this out. We're talking 150K, this is 150K net a month, and you don't have to pay taxes on prisons. Now see, McDonald's is hiring inmates. So then you can also get whatever they're making at the McDonald's? This is where it gets beautiful.

Whoa. Wait, this is where it gets really beautiful. Guess who he's partnered with? Ronald McDonald! Oh, Ronald McDonald! So the kids will like it. So yes. So no, you can not just invest in a prison prison,

you can simultaneously invest in your own McDonald's. What? And get it? Yeah. Okay, so you take your prisoners, they have to work at your McDonald's because there's prisoners, you only have to pay them $1 an hour or something,

very cheap. Whoa. And they can't call in sick. Yeah, right, right, right. Right? Because you know they can't lie, they come from your prison. So you open up a McDonald's, so these, and it gets even better. Guess from the garbage cans at the end of the day, you collect all of the food and stuff, guess what you do with that food?

Oh, and then you feed it to the prisoners. Now! Oh my gosh! Bingo! Bingo! That's so interesting. Well, he better hope Kamala wins. Dude, he's like, you know, it's very tight right now.

So he's definitely freaking out because he's worried if Kamala doesn't win, that there won't be the same subsidies and stuff for private prisons. So you know, again, this is real world implications of being able to predict who will be the next president. But let's keep looking at these medallions. The price actually went down. They get paid now 50 cents per day. Yep, 50 cents per day.

Wow. Yeah. No, is that true? Yeah it's you know again it's state to state. I don't want people to I don't give people the wrong idea. It's Alabama. And you know again friends I would not think about investing you know it's if you believe William Montgomery the comedian can actually predict presidential elections then I guess based on this you can make a choice regarding if you want to invest in a firm. For sure, and again, my history kind of speaks for itself. I'm three and O. I'm trying to go four and O. Okay, but there's nothing

online I looked at. There's nowhere I've seen you do say or predict anything. Oh, right, I don't need that scrutiny. That is time. People are gonna come out of the woodworks, Duncan. I don't need that. Time, timestamp. Can you see that, Josh, the date on there?

Not really. You're timestamping this. Right, right, just so people know, because again, I wanna be 4-0. Focus on it. Timestamp. Oh fuck, is this too close? Yo, cause again, I do, people need to know. Timestamp. That I'm gonna be 4- again, I do, people need to know. Time stamp.

That I'm gonna be 4-0. I mean really. Time stamp baby! Yeah, so we need a time stamp and thank the Lord we happen to have that laying around. There we go. Okay, that's a time stamp for showing when we are right now. Okay, so now, this one is really interesting to me. Tell me what this medallion is.

This is a final medallion. So essentially what this one is, and this is one that really, again, with the internet being as popular as ever, with pornography sites, for better or worse, being as popular as ever, it's a new metric that I think in the future, I'm gonna be able to get my medallions down to,

cause again, one of them, the second one with the month, that can be too heavily scrutinized. I think I could go down to four with this one leading the way. Now this is a cuck porn proximity ratio. And for those that don't know what the cuck porn is, essentially what it does, you turn on your computer, just look on your phone or what have you,

go to whatever website, whatever, and then you click on that. And basically what you're seeing in something like this is... Like I could Google like cuck porn and find it. Yes, some probably would come up. But essentially what it is, is there's three people, at least, but around, on average, three people in the bedroom.

And it is maybe, let's say, a man and a male and a female on a bed or something, and they're doing it. And then there's somebody else, a male, normally another male, who is sitting in there like in a chair, or maybe standing up just watching. Now again, he could be standing up, he could be sitting down, it doesn't really matter the location of the person but as long as there's somebody else watching the two. But not interacting. But not interacting. Well, they can say some stuff but there's no contact. They're not allowed to make contact. Okay. No contact.

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Pornography website yeah, okay, which I don't think you can watch in Texas. Yeah, I don't have my VPN on okay Well, that's probably good. So just to be clear on it again, just maybe in some detail, describe like a typical scene. So again, you may be the camera starts, a lot of the times I've seen it, not that I've seen it a lot, but the times I've seen it, maybe the camera is, the cameraman, he's walking through maybe the front door, the bedroom door, and then it's just maybe a man and a woman having sexual contact. What kind? It just all depends.

I mean, it can be penetrative sex, it could be... Like fellatio? Fellatio, it could be all kinds of stuff. And then you, and then the camera will pan to the person sitting in a chair, standing up around it or whatever. And sometimes they're smiling, but other times they're not. Well describe the woman. Ooh, well I mean a lot of the times she might have big bosoms or something. Okay, so like a large bosom Yeah, maybe she has big bosoms a lot of the time and then sometimes maybe she it's like has a shirt or something

And then it gets ripped off and then you can see the bosoms and then what about maybe they start kissing a little Yeah, and sometimes they have real small nipples so small nipples a big bosom real big bosom real small nipples And then sometimes they're wearing something that maybe the... It gets pulled off. Does the man kiss the bosoms? Yeah, a little bit of kissing. Every now and again, it can be, for sure, it can be a little bit of kissing,

and what I've gathered, it's almost like you're trying to get milk out of them or something. Oh, like nursing, like a big nursing baby. Yeah, like we all did as a baby or whatever. Yeah, we all kind of drank from them, I guess, growing up. But it's kind of like they're replaying that. And then it'll show the guy again. And maybe he's looking a little more.

And I think he's thinking, wait, what's he doing with my wife here? But he's kind of a weird person. So he kind of likes it. It kind of hurts him. I think it kind of hurts him a little bit. But he likes the hurt. So he's getting into watching.

He's getting into watching it. He likes the pain of watching the bosoms of his wife. He's enjoying, he's not enjoying, but is enjoying a man nursing. Yeah, in a sick way. He's loving watching some other guy just, yeah. It makes him excited. Makes him very excited in weird ways

that he can't always describe. And again, sometimes you need to explore those things because it's maybe not always healthy. What is that called again? That is Cuck. Yes, so that is Cuck. That's what, yes, so that's what that is. And then again, it's just been so interesting during my analysis, it seems like for whatever reason the states that the majority of the pornography that they're watching searching for what have you Whomever the presidential candidate like whoever they're gonna vote for they're voting for So like you got like there's states that lean left there's states that lean right there's red states blue states So you're saying you can go through each state red blue, whatever and then Find out what porn they're watching

What on average the most porn what kind what porn they're watching, what kind of average, the most porn, what kind of porn they're watching is. And if like the majority of those states are watching this cuckold... Happen to be, if it happens to be the cuckporn, then it's not going for... That doesn't look good for the candidate. No, it doesn't look good for the candidate that they're voting for in that state. Okay, so okay, okay, I got you. So let me just run through some states then. And okay, what's typically, Texas, let's start here. It's a red state. It generally leans to the red. So what kind of porn on average are Texans watching? What I found over the past year, and you basically, what I have found,

and I got to keep on tweaking these numbers, but if you even go from the date of the election date, just a year back, you can even if a year point of time is the only timeframe I found you needed. And for Texas the past year, it was BBW. What does that mean? Big beautiful woman. So it's like we're talking, if it's that scene on the bed or whatever Let's say the girl takes her top off and it's like like real big bosoms. Okay, so like a

Larger like a plus-size lady. Yes, we're talking Yeah, if it's that scene on the bed, like the girl does her shirt off like rips the shirt off or whatever and we're talking In that video do they show our bottom? Yeah, normally it is like a it's a big looking thing. Like how would you describe it? Oh man, like sometimes if you ever

mmm well I don't know Like a marshmallow? Yeah, maybe like if you, yes, if you can picture what to, if you have the marshmallows, the big kind that you like, that anybody likes to use for s'mores or whatever, if you put two of those together, and then you can picture that maybe you're looking at what you're looking at

from like a really great distance, yes, sometimes the butt crack, it can look like two of the marshmallows together, It's like just kind of a slit. Wow. Yes. The butt cracks can be real slitty looking if the woman is big enough, because then your body just gets so big that again, if you see a bit, that's why I think a lot of the times that people tell the big women not to, I don't want to see behind you. What is this called? BBW.

Can you write that down, Josh? Yeah. Yeah, BBW. So, okay, Texas. So that was Texas. Red state. Yes. Okay, so let's think of a typically blue state. California. We both have lived there. California trends blue. Yes. So, okay, what kind of porn is California into? So, this year, the past year, it's weird. It's a kind of a tie. And again, the more years I do this, the more I'll know kind of what a tie or if it's really close

means. But in California, they did have the cuckolding one up there. And it was also something called scat. Scat. Which is we're not talking about a scat back. We're not talking about those fast cars. We're talking about somebody, let's say it's the scene in the bedroom and the person taking the shirt off and then it's somebody has to go number two. I think I know where this is. It's like she's saying get out of here.

Yes. Scat. Leave my room. Well saying that as number two's coming out. Oh. So it's something that it's I don't know it's real. Okay wow. Yes. Okay. So that was California. Got it. SCAT. Okay so alright let's jump I'm just trying to think of like we did a blue state okay let me think of a red state Florida. Florida handjobs specifically at a massage parlor. Okay. Masseuse hand jobs. I know what that is. Alright, so let's go to another blue state. New York.

Those are cuckolding. Are you serious? Really. So this is not, like based on, and you've gone through all the states to look at. And weirdly enough, Pennsylvania, that's one that's a big battleground when I have found that it is not, it is a, it's like just the, it's like MMF, it's like a threesome. So it's not cuckolding. But now that's interesting because-

Because again, Pennsylvania is a big battleground. So that's what I'm really looking at. Blue wall. They're calling that the blue wall. So I'm calling that looking at what the porn is that no, it's actually not. You're saying Pennsylvania will go Trump. Correct. And I'm just, and this is solely from using using my medallions.

He will flip Pennsylvania. Yes, specifically looking at the pornography. Now. I'm calling it. from using my medallions, but specifically, yes, specifically looking at the pornography. No. I'm calling it. Josh, Pennsylvania is all, can you look up with Biden, where did Pennsylvania go? I think Pennsylvania is a blue star. I don't think it goes.

Well, I'm calling it Duncan, and again, you're calling it based on what? My medallions. Three some corn? Well, we'll see. Again, it's so interesting. It'll be so fun to see what ultimately happens because we'll

see if I'm correct or not. Let's see. Did it go? I can't tell. I don't... He won it. Oh, it looks like what? Oh, OK.

So he won it this past... I think he won Pennsylvania. Oh, it looks like what? Oh, OK. So he won it this past. I think he won Pennsylvania. Or did he? In 2020? Yeah, 2020 Pennsylvania presidential results. Well, regardless, I'm saying yes, Pennsylvania. I'm calling Pennsylvania just from looking at the porn.

Yeah, OK, you don't have to look it up. Whatever. So okay, now this is where the rubber hits the road, so to speak. You have predicted with like real specifically who's's gonna win the next election? Can we pull that up? Say what I'm looking at. Okay, here we have, yeah, look, so here is the, you're saying this is... Here's my path to victory. Who is gonna win? First of all, who's gonna win?

Donald Trump will win the 2024 presidential election. That is my call. Again, not being political, not saying that's a good or bad thing, I'm just calling that is my call. Again, not being political, not saying that's a good or bad thing. I'm just calling that is my call. Nonpartisan, you're just saying based on these medallions, Donald Trump is gonna win. Based on the medallions, specifically the Cuck medallion, my, again, prediction is Georgia, North Carolina, and again, Pennsylvania. So you're saying that like, so these are like all states that like, these are battleground states.

If Trump wins those, he's going to get the electoral college. Correct. These are, in my opinion, the key battleground states. There's some other ones, but these are key for me. Georgia, guess what the porn was? Can't imagine what? It was, well, Georgia was like a, like a blowjob in car from boss or something. What? So it was not, yes.

So it was not, uh, cuckolding. So again, Georgia, I'm calling it North Carolina. That's my home state, baby. I know another one again, big, uh, battleground. That one is, uh, some like voyeur thing where it's like people. So kind of maybe a little similar, but not, it's not. So I'm calling- Well, let me just add, that's interesting because,

you know, in North Carolina, like growing up in North Carolina, peeping is like sort of less frowned upon. Yeah, you're probably out in the woods a lot of the time. Window, woods, whatever it is. Like it was very common growing up in North Carolina to look out the window and there's a peeper. And you know, like it would be annoying sometimes, it just depends, but a lot of times like,

you would just be like, get out of here, and they'd split or like, you know, once my mom invited the peeper in, like she had a peeper. Oh really? Yeah, that- Oh my gosh! That became-

Whoa! That's how she met my stepdad. It's a kind of full circle. I did not- In that while? Even realize that kind of backstory. Well, you know, again, like it's a tragic story, but I do think it's a... I think there's something romantic about it.

And I know these days a lot of people are feeling lonely out there. And I just... you just never know. Like right around the corner could be your husband, your wife, your lover. And like in this case, it was at my mom's window. Yeah. The bathroom window. Stranger things have happened. That's true. Yeah. So that's interesting So no, that makes sense North Carolina peeping and Pennsylvania

Non, so these are all non cuck porns. You're saying correct. So I'm saying because of that analysis I've made that those are going to Be Trump and due to that Okay, and then I'm calling it Trump. Okay, and you have gotten real specific. Let's pull up the actual numbers that you sent me Yeah So you're saying Okay, so this is electoral votes harris is going to win or no trump will get 292 Electoral votes and nobody's saying that right now again., let's just be clear. No one is saying that.

Nobody's saying that. No one is saying that. Like, all I'm reading is that it is neck and neck. It is so tight. We have no, it's, I saw an analysis saying this is the, of all the presidential races. This is the most difficult to predict. And that dude Lichtman, do you know who that is? He's actually, I guess, a competitor of yours. This is the most difficult to predict and that dude Lichtman, you know that is he's actually I guess a competitor of yours.

Yeah, this is true. Yes. He's got like 13 keys to he has 13 and I'm gonna say about Lichtman too many keys dumbass. I mean honestly, that's what I'm gonna say about Lichtman Wow, too many keys idiot. Can we pull up Lichtman just so people know we're talking about her? Yeah, too many keys dumbass So let's see how your prediction is I'll put I don't know when Lickman I'd bet a thousand dollars right now if you would talk to my ass, but he looks scary Okay, so this is Alan Lickman. This is Alan Lichtman. This man again has is it Lickman or Lichtman Licked my butt is what I say sometimes when I'm talking about him because it's like,

dude, lick my butt. I have freaking, I have my bedallions. It's a lot less than your, whatever you're calling them. You have, what, he has 15 keys. 13 keys or something. 13 keys. It's too many, man. So do you ever, like, do you talk to him? Every now and again, it's kind of like what I picture,

I don't know, maybe like Michael Jordan and maybe like, who's the mailman, what was that guy's name? Karl Malone. Yeah, I picture it being like a Michael Jordan, Karl Malone, when they were like against each other in the NBA playoffs. And it was so like maybe a healthy rivalry. I picture it being kind of like a healthy rivalry,

but I don't, I can't stand him because I don't think he's right. You sound of like a healthy rivalry, but I don't I can't stand up But I don't hate it right. Yeah, I don't think he's right and I think I'm gonna he's been right every time He's literally predicted every pre. He always is right. Well, we'll see I well I predicted all the ones I've ever done I'm three and I would know what is seeing that Lickman Everyone is see like over and over and over again, completely predicts. Well this is the first official one that I'm versus Lichtman. He's saying Harris. He's saying Harris.

And I'm saying Trump. So this is the first Montgomery Lichtman head to head. So it will be very interesting to see what happens. The guy's a fool. He's not correct. Okay. And I'm going to prove it because I'm calling it right now that Trump wins. Listen, I don't want to like, you are my friend.

I think you're incredible. But I would like to wager with you regarding your predictions. I'm just curious to see how much because I kind of feel like this is how I know you're trolling me. Huh? You want me to put my money where my mouth is? Is that what we're getting at or what are we getting at? I want to bet you $5,000.

Okay. That Lichtman is correct and that Harris is going to win and become our next president. I want to bet you 5K. Okay, well I'm gonna, I will bet you 5,000 that Trump is gonna win due to my analysis of the medallions. Okay. Boom. Uh-oh.

That's the easiest $5,000 I've ever made in my life. We'll see again, everybody's calling Kamala right now. Everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone is. And it feels unfair, I feel like, okay, I don't think you're trolling anymore yeah seriously I mean that's how much I believe your medallions are ridiculous I think it's ridiculous to imagine you can predict

who's gonna be the president by what porn people who are voting for them look at look at future Duncan we're in the age of the internet and I think we can extrapolate a lot from seeing people's habits on the internet. And that is my wager. And we made literally a wager. So we'll see. All right, friends. We're only a few weeks away from DT making 5K off WM here.

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happens here. Thank you for coming on the show William. Yeah well thank you so much for having me. Good luck. Good luck to you. Well you need luck. Good good luck. Good luck to you. Better good luck to luck. Good, good luck. Good luck to you. Better good luck to you than, because I don't think I really need luck. I have Lickman's keys and he's just been right every time. We'll see. It's exciting. It's exciting!

All right! See you next time, William. Bye. That was William Montgomery, everybody. Looks like I'm going to be making some sweet, sweet dough in November. And you should invest in a private prison if Lichtman is correct. Thank you so much for watching. A big thank you to our sponsors.

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