Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 664: Kurt Metzger
Episode Date: January 31, 2025Kurt Metzger, Emmy-winning comedian, joins the DTFH! You can learn more about Kurt on his site: KurtMetzgerComedy.com, and you can follow him on Facebook and Twitter! This episode is brought to you... by: For a limited time, DTFH listeners can get a FREE hat with any order when you use code TRUSSELL at Birddogs.com. That's their best selling hat *free!* Get 15% off your first order from The Perfect Jean, plus Free Shipping, Free Returns and Free Exchanges when you use DUNCAN15 at checkout. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them we sent you. Eat smart with Factor. Get started at FactorMeals.com/duncan50off and use code duncan50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.
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Friends, welcome! Today's guest is a brilliantly funny comedian
and has won an Emmy for his work inside Amy Schumer.
He is so funny, and I've had so many great conversations with him
in the green room of the mothership.
Mind-bending conversations.
There's not many people out there who can drag me
into the dark conspiratorial realms
and introduce me to conspiracy theories
that I was not aware of.
But Kurt Metzger is definitely one of those people
to strap in and get ready to have your wig blown back
by the brilliance of Kurt Metzger.
Kurt, Kurt. back by the brilliance of Kurt Metzger.
Kurt, Kurt, whoa, welcome.
Okay man, I was up in Canada,
and you already kind of mentioned this before we started,
but I had no idea about this.
Can you pull this up, Josh?
This is the spookiest shit ever.
I'd heard things about Canada getting weird,
but a Canadian was explaining this to me
Bill C 18 many can make many Canadians access news content through digital intermediaries like Instagram Facebook
Bill C 18 would enact the online News Act which proposes a regime to regulate digital platforms that act as
Intermediaries in Canada's news media ecosystem
in order to enhance fairness in the Canadian digital news market.
I like the ecosystem so it's like an environmental thing they're doing.
And it's fairness.
Well that was the fairness act they tried to pass.
They may have back when Rush Limbaugh was big, when Clintons were in office,
and they were trying to pass a thing like this.
But this has like way worse shit in it as far as I know.
I mean, I'm not an expert.
Can you explain this to me, like what you do understand about it?
Because the way, okay, here's how it was explained to me.
If you're Canadian, and you post news on Facebook, Instagram, or whatever, you get strikes, and
eventually your account will be banned, even if it's just linking to the news
Yeah, it's China shit
What the fuck you already live in China so and they especially live in China, but okay, not just that
See he's got stuff in there to go back
I'm pretty sure it's in this one see 18 like I said
I'm not gonna really study Canadian law yes out rate that
Although America has fallen when I got to learn the ins and really study Canadian law because that's out rate. Although America has fallen when I gotta learn
the ins and outs of Canadian law to talk about it.
That's for God damn sure.
But they're talking about going back in your record
of tweets like for 20 years.
Oh, you can get like 20 years in prison.
Okay, so that's crazy.
That's his proposal.
So because of all the mis, dis and mal information.
Okay, now.
Mismal information.
This, what you just said is so scary.
And when, years and years ago,
I did a podcast at this place called Singularity University.
It's all these like tech billionaires studying
where the world is going because of technology.
They had all these grease boards up about potential dangers.
Now this was years ago, long before this.
And I remember looking at the dangers.
One of them was what happens if laws change
and in the past you've broken those laws online.
And that's exactly what-
Are they stupid baseless?
Rocco's Baslisk or whatever. Yeah.
Yeah, I like to call it Rocco's Baslisk.
Help me understand Rocco's Baslisk.
It's some shit like that. The AI comes online and you didn't help it. So now you're bad
Retroactive retroactively back stupid as hell doesn't it? Well, yeah, I mean it what basically though. It's like this
You know you see these old footprints in the mud like a
10,000 year old footprint a human was a very old story by the way the the thing they're talking about the singularity the singularity is
Not a new thing in fact
You could find old religious parallel and you share them mixing that shit all the time like yeah the Kali Yuga
Yeah, all them tech motherfuckers would talk about the Kali Yuga
Chelsea pretty fuckbag brother that came up with BuzzFeed Jonah
He would a whole paper on getting its acceleration ism is the secular term Josh
Can you pull up definition of Kali Yuga so folks can see what this is, but it's the same as Kabbalah
It's all the same thing, you know in the old and like
And I don't know when the hell it Kabbalah pops up like 11 on no idea how to spell that KAL
Kali Kali K. It's an end space
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Okay, so very important.
That, so whenever Kabbalah first just pops up in history,
in like 1100 in Europe,
that, you know, it's probably what they got from the Holy Land, that Kabbalah shit.
Yes.
Which is a method of brain repatterning really is what it is.
The map, the lifetree. Yeah, that's the map out
mind palace kind of shit when you mind control someone
Josh, will you pull up the carbalistic tree? Yeah, but you could take any symbol. They're all the same fucking symbol
but the main thing is so the teaching was when the
sabotai Svi
Starts this is like 1666
Or maybe it's 1400 oh it's 1492 or something it's around when when Columbus
Okay. Oh, yeah, there you go. So that's two. That's the map out stuff in your head
Yeah, maybe that maybe any of those just enlarge it for a second so people can see actually let's do there's there's one what that has
non-like Hebrew So people can see actually let's do there's there's one what that has non like he
Hebrew English, let's scroll down a little bit that maybe that one right there. Yeah, the one on medium
Yeah, there we go. That's good. Yeah, the Sephiroth and the clipote is like the negative one and whatever
I'm gonna get off topic with but but the main thing it was a sabotized sweat Seve
and he was championed by Nathan of Gaza who was like a
very young
Like boy genius Einstein of Kabbalah. Okay. Okay, so and he's like 19 or whatever 20
And so sabotage V is this guy from a Jewish family and I want to say Spain. Yeah
At this time a bunch of Jews had fled to Turkey.
Because the Sultan was like, I'll take all your Jews
if you don't want them.
I'd like having Jews here.
So a bunch of them.
And then some stayed and converted.
They're called conversos.
Which is what Columbus is, a converso.
I'll bet you Mayorkas, the DHS guy,
because he's from, like his family's Cuban,
that's probably a converso family.
A lot of them in the Caribbean.
Okay. from like his family's Cuban, that's probably a Converso family. Lot of them in the Caribbean.
And it was like kind of like a bad time, but this thing from Sabatai Svi and Nathan of Gaza
is like known as like the biggest catastrophe in Judaism
before the Holocaust.
It's like the biggest.
Really?
Yeah, I hadn't really heard of it until.
What's the catastrophe?
So this guy says he's the Messiah.
Oh. it until what's the catastrophe so this guy says he's the Messiah the Messiah
previously the Messiah I didn't know this either or in Judaism is just let be
Cyrus of Persia because he's the one who sent you know he freed him from Babylon
okay sure they call alright and they he goes go and form Zionism started from
Iran and that's Persia right yes so Cyrus Cyrus was called the
first Messiah because you know he he made them the country so anyway there's
something have been Kabbalah about how it's like this whole thing of
repairing reality by finding the sparks of God and this and that okay so I love
that okay yeah well it's called wait What is that called the shoehorn for the idea is always
Ticoon it's called to coon right look look they all
look just we just had his magazines where you could live in a paradise and and play volleyball the dolphin and pet a lion and
Do you understand? That's the shoehorn part. Everybody likes the shoe. It sounds nice. Okay. Yeah, that's that
That's like that what that's what gets you to the meeting. All right, so where's the sin? Where's all like Nigerian email scams? So hold on. So
So the big innovation from the sabotage fee
this bipolar guy that said all on the Messiah and salvation through sin is you
Since no one's we can't know there's no way everybody's gonna keep the law
That's nice not never gonna happen right or it's gonna take forever
You know happen faster if we're so bad that he has to come so now we're redeeming everyone
salvation through sin
Accelerationism like you said that a Kali Yuga acceleration. It's all the same
Fucking theme we fuck this place up so bad
They're gonna have to he's gonna have to send somebody clean up and then I'm kind of a hero okay so this is like I saw this and they believe that
it's brave that path they're taking is real and you'll hear it come out I watch
all kind of psychedelic and like a cult yeah and when I say a cult I don't mean
like dark I mean like you know Gwyneth Paltrow positive fucking shit because I
just want to see what they talk about and they all have these visions on DMT
and ayahuasca of like some people
It's like they take a braver path. She slipped it in while she's talking about it, you know
The brave path of doing well she didn't get specific but that's a real thing the left-hand path of God
Yeah, I've heard it called in Mormonism. Yeah. Yeah Tantra the left-hand path
Right. And so so but keep in mind all these fucking paths. They're all just
Mind control all of it is mind control and people I don't mean mind control in some crazy way
I mean the way it works on you every goddamn day of your life
Like you're when you're a kid your parents are supposed to be the ones patterning your brain
Yeah, because you have two hemispheres a masculine feminine kind of mm-hmm
So you have a masculine feminine thing to pattern
Okay, define my your what's your definition of mind control?
What it is is I steer you where I want you to go so that would mean if advertising that worked on you
Pretty much anything or Tony Hinchcliffe. I mean my girl coming out and he just went to that game
So we were in our house early in the day
And I guess like I thought we were I thought we were about to be bombed
Because a b1 flew over from that game
Okay, okay. I don't know if a football whatever but really whoa
I was like the whole house is shaking and then she looked up like oh it's some football game
So Tony's like yes at the game is great
They won and then they flew these jets overhead and it was just like you know we're good. Yeah, he's saying this to me
America's like oh okay, and I and I very next excited like oh, that's I'm talking about mind control
That's what I'm talking about
So you have a ritual and then you have shot the shock and awe that we had didn't Iraq that wasn't for them
That's for you
That's like you at a game right watching a goddamn sigil baseball field
Magic thing be played out to pattern you yes then they fly the jets overhead yeah
reinforces the program
All this shit is that every human nature is programmability
That's what Pasio told me that my buddy from the Levee Church. Yeah, he's not in it now, but he explained what it was
Oriented around and the people who know knew it was like Edward Bernays kind of PR marketing
Manipulation that is mind control you so do you think there is a way to live in the modern?
World where you aren't in some way shape or form being exposed to this kind of mind control tech
I don't see one do you but what you can do is be aware that it exists
and the mental block.
Like I said, calling it mind control,
people already have a block.
The same way when you hear conspiracy theory,
which was invented by the fucking CIA,
who's the Dulles brothers,
like the Coen brothers of fucking Satan.
They invented the term conspiracy theory.
Yeah, they put it out in the fucking media
What do you think?
Huh, what's a better term for I don't know but I know in court you can't go your honor that when you're you know on trial
For can conspiracy to murder what Rico that's a conspiracy, right?
When someone says it
It's like you're an idiot. You've been sort of
captured by
Irrational the paranoid delusions that was invented. Yeah term the way everyone says it
Yes, right after JFK got killed right Alan or whichever dumb shit dullest
Well, it's not done by everybody else is done. This guy's smart. He sent, so they own the media. They have all their own reports.
This is all shit that's public record and not a conspiracy.
He came up with calling it a conspiracy theory
as like a derogatory thing.
And the media repeated it over and over,
just like they do with every other stupid phrase you've heard.
I can rattle them off, dude,
like the democracy's on the ballot.
We fight them there, we don't fight them here.
Think of all the greats that you heard,
and they repeat them over and over again.
That's hypnosis.
Let's go through them.
Wait, let's go through them.
Let's try to come up with the ones.
Democracy's on the ballot.
God, what's another good one
that they're throwing around right now?
I mean, it's-
Putin propaganda.
First of all, anything with Putin.
Putin propaganda, Russian propaganda. First of all, I think with Putin Putin propaganda Russian propaganda
You want first of all, I don't give a shit about Putin. I don't know why I'm supposed to never been clear to me
Why it's very vague?
It doesn't they almost as if it's still a communist country the way they they go on and on about it
I think the reason that they're pissed at Putin right now
Is because he is trying to get off the petrodollar
Which is how you start a war with the United States this goes back years though
This is like I remember when Obama was I remember when George W Bush said he looked in Putin's eyes
And he knew he was a and the whole media's like you're an idiot. You wouldn't be looked in place
I have it so that's 20 years ago. I bet they knew 20 years ago that
That was on the agenda like if I you know any country that gets off the petrodollar
Libya anytime that's like it off. He's a dead man exactly like though
And I don't know if people know about like bricks. Can you pull that up bricks? No
so I'm
like we're
Being on Jimmy's goddamn show I can correlate a lot of things a lot of you can't change
He can't do any things I can correlate to actual what world real world events. It's good to do that
So bricks is for three years that we've been talking about bricks. Yeah, okay
So here's here's what here in a nutshell and and you just hear nothing
But crap from almost every source because they are all of them are for programming it's
North Korea okay so you know where you live and the message you're getting it is
North Korea level propaganda okay actually theirs isn't as good as ours
but it's that much of a lie at the very least you don't believe any other wacky
shit except know that they're lying to you and it's a government pro and it's
legal to do ever since the Smith-Munt
Modernization act okay, I'm gonna argue with you about North Korea because I think the reason that is better is not in the efficacy of the
propaganda but in they managed to
Create an entire generation that believed the propaganda
You know what he wants you all you have to do is get the next generation to fully buy in
We do that all the time, but we still like we still have people like you and me who look at it and think this
Is mind control we still have that among us. Whereas in North Korea that is not so much there
Well, that's where sanctions come in. So cancel culture. That's word that I didn't make I didn't make that shit up
Okay, it just appeared one. Yeah, and the people go to you crazy talking about all that's a word that I didn't make. I didn't make that shit up, okay? It just appeared one day, and the people go,
what are you crazy talking about?
All that is is sanctions.
Sanctions, yeah.
They were hoping.
Social sanctions.
Oh, we played a video of Patrick Bed-value
from the Valuetainment.
Yeah. He was talking to Trump.
Yeah. And he brought up the sanctions.
He goes, you know, Iran, they're about to rise up.
He actually said this.
This is a guy who's a billionaire,
so I don't think he's a stupid guy, right?
What a moronic thing to parrot the sanctions are gonna make the people of Iran overthrow the Ayatollah any day now
They all say that's that's what they you know when that's happened ever not not once we have never imposed sanctions and they over
All it does is push them
So here's why North Korea has a better system
Over all it does is push them. So here's why North Korea has a better system
Because they have a better enemy to point to to make their people afraid of right us right right right, okay? What do we got we got?
Putin ain't Thanos China Russia. Oh Thanos, you know, that's why they were over Hitler
So goddamn much is cuz I was like that was the Thanos right after that. It's like I don't care about these villains, right?
Special guest star better than a reboot Putin every ten years
It's we even saw him who's saying Osama now those were that's when the writers were good, you know
so okay, so this to me everything you're saying makes sense and
this is
The to me like on if you we remove all of these, like, fake enemies, things you're
supposed to be afraid of living in America, then really what you get to, and this gets
decried by a lot of people because they say, what, you want these autocratic fascist dictators
to sit at the table with us?
But really what you get to is-
Like they do all the time?
Exactly. But you're talking about a Like they do all the time? Exactly.
But you're talking about a kind of like positive globalism.
You're talking about acknowledging we're all interconnected.
There's no way to stop that now.
Deeply interconnected.
And that by having these defined enemies, it is producing catastrophic results in the
form of never-ending wars, which benefit the military-industrial
complex.
And so this is…
Well, that sounds like a defined enemy you just mentioned.
The military-industrial complex.
Yeah, that sounds like it's not a matter of don't define enemies.
It's a matter of maybe look upwards and not side to side as you're encouraged to do.
Right.
So what is the real enemy here?
You think it's the military-industrial complex?
Is that like if we had to…
It's all the same.
By the way, that includes…
The military-industrial complex is everything everything that's the drugs and the food
That's it. There's really just one one one or two companies at the end of the day and it's like
Oceania it's like 1984 that the borders you think of
We say all our borders like you think you get to know where the borders are you don't that's above you Josh
Can you pull up the amount of money the United States just donated to Lebanon?
Well, that's cuz okay, so Israel when they blew up those pagers
That's the things people aren't supposed to know exists
We were talking on the phone about it when you talk about the Pandora's box
Yeah, so I didn't know that much like Stuxnet virus and other things
That piece of shit net in Yahoo whenever he's in trouble and he's a look good in front of like the loony the loony tunes
Look good party that he's part of
He just blows one of these secret things and then the cat's out of the bag and everybody's mad about it
And you know, it wasn't early blue terrorist dicks off. No, it's budget civilians
Oh a lot of kids, but I picked up the pages
It means that now everyone all over the planet recognizes
There's some way to do this and there's still people using joking about it
Well, because these kids, you know in the mothership or my you have a definitely are going to war like you're not gonna
Get your way out of it. I'm like the draft
Oh, it's coming and ever since we found out the Jews can blow up our vapes with a text message
Well, that's been out of the
Yeah, that that is like that's been out of the.
Yeah, that that is like that's going to be a real problem. Matter of time, my babe, one of those things.
And that is a terrible thing to blow up in your face.
Now, if we combine, combine pagers and vapes.
OK, look at this.
So the US just gave one hundred and fifty seven million dollars
in humanitarian aid in response to Lebanon crisis.
Now, Josh, real quick, can you look up not enough money for
North Carolina ran out of money, okay. Wait one second hundred fifty seven million by the way, that is nothing
Okay, they gave them almost nothing. You know we gave to
Ukraine and Israel think billions and billions of dollars
Okay, so we could afford this and doing helping people who were in the hurricane and
Slave reparations for people that weren't even slaves if we wanted that's how much money they waste dude. Okay. Yes. Look at it. Okay
Now don't go to you know what that means we goes it's it's false they spent it on migrants
They're doing a bullshit click on the New York Times Mayorkas warns of funding shortfall for the rest of hurricane season.
Now, this is the shit that pisses me off.
Because yeah, $157 million is not compared to all the money that we need, a big deal.
But when you hear, anytime right now, that you hear about our government giving money
to another country, billions of dollars, $157 million to Lebanon.
These people in the United States
who have had their homes fucked up,
they have, and by the way, this is an earlier story.
They've run out of dough and they can't,
they're gonna pass a bill to give more dough,
but everyone's gotta get back into session and they're not in session right now
So they have to wait to even they can fill out the form to get hurricane relief, but they can't get it and yet
We're just migrants have credit cards. They give them with money. Hey remember lahaina
Yeah, when you mean when it caught on fire? Hey remember east? Hey, here's the palestine
No one gives a fuck about East Palestine
Without train overturned. Oh, yeah. Yeah fucked up. So this has been going on
For quite some time and notice no do Lahaina. So think of who Biden
Hurt like fucked over while they were in in traditional Democrat states So all the Arabs that used to vote Democrat because of George W Bush and the boys
So all the Arabs that used to vote Democrat because of George W. Bush and the boys
They're now gonna vote Trump and and you could see them like well, how could they Trump's not gonna be better on Israel
Yeah, idiot. You have to get punished your side because you were bad on it They keep and and so these news reporters who are actors. They're just dipshits saying whatever they don't believe anything
They're just hollow vessels, but the people what they're trying to convey to you is
This like reverse thinking and that's why they repeat it over and over again, right?
So so this has been so Lahaina by the way was six hundred dollars for they never found all those missing people
Most which were kids some of our thousands right the official death toll. I'll bet you they still say is about a buck fifty and
What the way they're getting that number just like all no
They didn't spend the money on migrants
No
What happened was they allotted the we're gonna spend all this money on migrants no matter what?
So then when they go we ran out of money. They're like not lying because some some fucking bookkeeping mob shit
That's how it works
The prepaid debit cards there do such as's not just the border people were bum rushing.
We've been covering this for a while.
Biden administration paid for like jets.
They chartered private companies and use your asylum app.
There's an app.
You know what?
Oh yeah, nobody knows about it.
How is that possible?
There's an app.
Yeah, and you know where they app,
where they were giving it out,
all the countries that we fucked with
and have have you know
legitimate grudges against us
May is this it may as make app. Can you open that up Josh mig app?
mig app empowering migrants irregular and unsafe migration often as a result of lack of awareness about the risks and preparation of the travel
Ill-informed knowledge of these don't want anybody knowing what flights so they call it a regular migration
That means like a legal migration whatever they put here using know the apps real everything else is horseshit that you should probably ignore
Because I'll tell you what it is. They're bringing in plane loads of people
military aged men not fam well children
Unaccompanied right fucking disappear. That's very real. It's not made up
No, that is that they stopped so they used to see you you're trying to get through the border Unaccompanied right fucking disappear. That's very real. It's not made up
No, that is that they stopped so they used to see you you're trying to get through the border
You got a kid with you you say I'm their dad
They do a DNA test on you and the kid to make sure you're their dad
They stop doing that can you can you double-check that to you man pull up DNA testing border paused or something?
This isn't this is new
DNA testing border paused or something. This is new.
This is a new thing that they just started doing.
What totally re- Okay, so they're trying to bring it back.
Senator Marshall Blackburn is trying to bring it back.
The Biden administration reportedly ended all DNA familial testing at the border last
week, May 31st.
So what that means is if you're trafficking kids across the border
You just say you're their dad
Nobody checks now. Can you google how many you know unaccounted for children across the border just so you know?
Like the world's dumbest rednecks that you would think are idiot. They all know this the only people that don't know about this are
Moron fucking liberals like my friends in New York and LA
Who and I mean people who I'm like I look up to in comedy wise are the most ill-informed
Bumpkin dumb shit rubes I've ever seen it's in everything's inversion now
So for example RFK came on Jimmy show and explain he went to the border. Okay. Yeah, so it's always like a lot Chinese a lot of
It's not Mexicans. Okay, it's all it's all these other countries that we fuck their country up
Okay, they were talking about when they come in
There's a thing they call the tree because that's so common where women have to pay with their bodies
They go by this tree by this tree
horrible children's book I
I know it's like an inverted statue of like oh the immigrants saw the Statue of Liberty like we see the
Tree when we go the other fucking entrance. Hey go in the top entrance, you know, maybe look at the statue
So anyway, that's just one little now if you think about the more
Josh take a note of tree and we will have to bleep out
By the way, you're not even allowed to say the name of a crime now
This is greater censorship than back in the Howard Stern versus the FCC days
Everybody I know this got a channel has to make up another language to say words. I know I've been noticing that
Yeah, so everybody goes do you, you do mind control, really?
They did all this and none of you are,
all you're like, well, I got to earn a living,
so I'm gonna get bleeped and blah.
So it's real easy to control people here.
I don't know how people haven't noticed it.
I think they are, though.
I think if you work in showbiz especially in any way,
you tend to be just a fucking moron about events and and because you're so much of it depends on your click
Okay. Now here this is something I've been thinking and I have many friends who would mirror your frustration
With the libs this is why I've been thinking about that. By the way, I'm not a conservative. I don't believe in America
I just want to make that clear. I've never voted here an anarchist, but the here's what I think
This is the problem. This is a big problem
the libs
Look down on the conservatives
They think they're all idiots. They flip classes the conservatives
Look down on the libs. They think they're all idiots
and I think that's a big problem,
which is like, I don't think anyone's a moron,
but I think what we are seeing
is swaths of people completely propagandized.
Yes, it's called mind control.
So you're seeing a mind controlled population.
It worked.
That doesn't mean they're dumb.
The thing that they were talking about since the 60s.
By the way, Neuralink, not a new thing.
The guy's name is Carlos something.
Some creep that was putting a chip in the head of bull
in the brains of bulls and then they would shock it
in a certain spot and it wouldn't attack.
So this is, Neuralink's an old, old technology.
So one guy, and boy, try finding him on Wikipedia,
he's not there, his name's Leonard Kyle.
There's something like Control, Delete History or something.
I may have sent you the link to it,
but basically, this guy Leonard Kyle,
he had a valuable patents on Kodak Polaroid,
some kind of camera, and he was super jealous.
He thought his girlfriend, or his wife was cheating on him.
He would get really mad about it,
and he was going to see a therapist about it,
who happened to you know be work
Work for the CIA which is a common thing with a lot of these, okay
You know same as the Joker shooter his there his therapist the guy was fine till his therapist from the CIA
Started helping him. How do you know the therapists are from the CIA? Oh, dude all this shit has been leaked a thousand times over
Where does that come from though? The therapists are is there a link that direct?
I'll dig it up for you. I'll dig up the footnote. I mean it look I'll dig it up
You can find it if you want. I would love to dive in there
It's it's how do they know just so you know people go. Oh, how do you know that okay?
It's like how do you know Jeffrey Dahmer ate that guy that got eaten that they didn't pin it on anybody
It's the fucking CIA, but you think Dahmer's CIA. no, I'm saying the idea that it wouldn't be them is
Hilarious no, I I don't know. I mean, I do people go. How do you know the CIA? Well, they did everything that's awful
Well, I but as a fellow okay, so wait, let me finish conspiracy theorist. I love finding the actual
Dad I'll find her for you. Okay, but Leonard Kyle you you can find Control-Alt-Delete-History or something as well.
Okay, it's hard to find his name,
but he got the first name.
It wasn't called Neuralink, okay, but he got it.
Without knowing, without consenting to it.
They can just do whatever the fuck they want to you,
by the way, whenever they want, and they do.
It was such a disaster when he started getting those signals.
It drove him, him it turned this guy
Who's a very intelligent guy with inventions?
Yeah, who's now reduced to like a mess because of this shit. They put in his head. What did they put in his head?
I never heard neurolink. He's the first neuro person. Well. They didn't call it neuro link
Hold on. I'll get it for you. Thanks. I mean this is I've never I know is it interesting first
Hold on. I'm gonna get I'm gonna text it to you. Thank you. There's a good channel. Not a lot of viewers too and um
Let's see wait wait wait, what's the guy's name Leonard Kyle? Yeah, okay wait
Here we'll get the video out because you really should see it it I think people just don't look at should I send them a
Lot of times I send everybody shit, and they just won't look at it
Part seven Leonard in the people asked for it, too
Okay, wait wait. No. I'm gonna get you the good here. You texted to me. I'll text it to Josh
I'll make it sure a good one, okay
Okay, because the neuro link one I tweeted this too. How long ago is this wait?
So the guy it it fucked him up so bad, he was in a home.
His patents were taken by, I don't know, maybe the government?
But the main thing is, he was in so much pain from what he said were microwaves hitting his brain, because he's smart.
They allowed him to wear tin foil around his head to block the microwaves.
And that's where we get the story of the tin foil hat.
From the first fucking Neuralink that fucked someone up. Text me the thing. That's a fun get the story of the tin foil hat from the first fucking neurolink that fuck someone up
Text me that's a fun story, huh?
Hold on here
You go we got to slow this down because a lot of you you're like so deep in the rabbit hole that you were saying
Things that people never heard and we got it gets deep gets on
For our for our lives hard to be paid like I know why okay We got Leonard Kyle's and Kyle's not spelled. I think okay when Neuralink goes wrong. I'm gonna text it to you right now, dude
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The brain implant disaster of Leonard Carl 1971.
Okay, here you go.
It's weird.
It's almost like we've had the technology a while and they're just handing it to people
and they pretend like they invented it.
Let's pull this up.
Let's watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
This is a good channel too.
And I don't think they get enough views, although I feel like they're going to get in trouble
for no, this is good.
Like this is good. Like the history of good. Like, the history of brain implants.
Control-Alt-History. 2,000 views of this. That's it.
Okay, there it is. The Brain Implant Disaster of Linerky. Let's pull that up.
If you're considering a Neuralink implant, check this out.
Oh, okay. By the way, in the 90s, they made another version.
It was called Soulcatcher. It came out of England.
Great name.
Brain implant Neuralink is everywhere.
Article after article after article, something Neuralink is.
Jump out a little bit there.
Wait, wait, no, leave it, leave it.
Hold on.
Oh.
The story begins with Dr. Jose Delgado,
who was a Yale professor who was considered
the pioneer of using brain implants
to control the human mind.
Magwai.
All the way back in the 1950s,
Delgado was implanting devices in the brains of monkeys
and cats and later humans. Okay, I've heard of him. To get the idea that you could manipulate a person's the Christ. Delgado famously demonstrated just how powerful his technology was by hooking up electrodes to a bull's brain.
Oh, he's been stood in the path of the charging bull and stopped it dead in its tracks.
Putting your money where your mouth is right there.
Control device.
Wow.
There is so much more on Dr. Delgado's experiments and his
He looks like he does brain implants. He looks like a mad scientist.
He's a fucking Nazi.
We won't get into him anymore here, but we do have a video coming out about Delgado very soon. Fuck. mad scientist. It's a fucking Nazi.
Fuck!
Holy shit. This is crazy! After Land, the Polaroid Land instant camera and Kyle's contribution has been
mostly forgotten. But Kyle did hold numerous lucrative patents related to
the camera and there's been speculation that Kyle actually had motor do with the
camera's creation than Land did. Crazy. In 1966, Kyle became a patient of
doctors Vernon Mark and Frank Irvin.
Kyle suspected that his wife was having an affair
and he would constantly lose his temper
and fly into violent rages over the affair.
And a psychiatrist referred him to these two doctors
for neurological tests.
Mark and Irwin were very close associates of Dr. Delgado
and they were heavily involved in
brain implant surgery as well. Some
controversy over what happened after Kyle began seeing doctors
mark and Irvin. The doctors either convinced Kyle to get an
electronic brain implant to stop his temper tantrums or they
implanted the device into his brain without his consent.
Either way, Mark and Irvin implanted Dr. Delgado's
software device and Kyle's brain. Let them use a remote
control to administer electrical deviation to parts of his brain to control
That was the intention at least unfortunately. Yeah, this is what the surgery did not go as planned. Oh
My god, dude, that is crazy look so okay. That is crazy
Okay, the tin foil parts the best part. Okay, keep going, keep going.
The operation to put electrodes in Kyle's head happened in 1966,
and almost immediately Kyle had after effects from the operation.
Of course.
Kyle claimed microwaves were frying his brain and putting him in excruciating pain.
He was found wandering around a grocery store parking lot in California
talking to himself and was hospitalized.
Holy shit. He
was released but his behavior became increasingly erratic and he was eventually committed to
a mental asylum. A doctor investigating his case said Kyle was quote, totally disabled
by the operation and left unable to function in the day to day world. In 1971, a hospital
attendant discovered Kyle holding a metal wastebasket over his head to quote, stop the
microwave and they brought him some tin foil to make a protective hat for himself in place of the trash can
You've undoubtedly heard the term tin foil
Well, everybody says oh dude, all right, so you stop it well watch this is a great channel
You should see Reagan's Epstein, which is what channel is this?
Control old history fuck look how few views it has. So that's creepy as hell.
So that's gotta be being suppressed.
Michael Crichton wrote
Terminal Man based on this guy.
If you look up in Wikipedia,
they'll have a fake, you know, completely
CIA infiltrated.
CIA is allowed to
propagandize American citizens ever since 2011.
By the way, of course they
always did that. But Obama made it legal.
And the way they sold it at the time,
so it wasn't a lot of the shit they have to tell people
in some way, but they don't have to,
this is public, this ain't secret.
I remember reading something about Obama passing something
that allowed Americans to be propagandized,
but I didn't look deeply enough into it
The way it was described to me was it'll do so like ruin free speech or he saw anything to end free speech
And it was like because a trickle down like the frogs gay
Alex Jones saying that's a real thing that you know you is being described in like kind of a dumb way from
Microplastics or something is no it's no very specific chemical that a Company is dumping into the water and it frogs can change sex depending on if there's not enough of you know
Yeah, it mutilates their genitals so that they'll transform partway, but not all the way like if you turn it the hulky
I wouldn't okay. I got it like fucks with the minnows it like gets into it's like mutates their genitals
but they've been putting that in to the water on purpose to do that to people because they want to program
Is this why my penis is shrinking?
Is it?
All right. Well, how do you know it's shrinking? I mean just like
You have to have somebody measure with complaints. You've done somebody measure it with their mouth from my complaint department
Shrink flation dude dude this is a thing called shrink what is your penis backed with oil is it a petro penis dogecoin my penis
back by doge so it's up and down put it that way
Anyway, so the way when this came out they're like, oh it's because Cuba, you know We send propaganda to them, but they just like baseball and it happens to be illegal and we just want to make it legal
So Cuba can have baseball
and
Terrorism. Yeah, but anyway Obama was the worst on just free speech and not free speech in
Obama was the worst on just free speech and not free speech in
Saying you don't want a butterdick on your bud light can free speech if free speech is in being a reporter and reporting on the crimes Right your fucking mafia government you live in does but now okay. Let me stop you there for a second
so this brings us back to what we're talking about originally and this is like and I
You know, I agree with you like and everywhere you go now if you live in a country you're getting
Propagandized in some way either by the corporations by other countries. What is life just life, but
The reason that was so chilling to be in Vancouver was because what you're seeing there is like the next step
Yeah, that's right. That's the next step and so Kamala grew up in Canada
So now can you pull up Kamala Harris talking about censoring Twitter?
Look at now so people have to understand like this isn't like quote conspiracy theory shit
They really want to implement what they're doing in Canada here and I saw I saw video. Oh wait, is it a false claim?
But you know, you don't have to just pull up the things that um, yeah people should be very
I don't know pull up one of these
I saw vice president harris. I know you wrote to twitter and the ceo
Jack dorsey and asked him to take away the president's twitter handle this week gave a statement where she said that
Elon musk better watch out
Statement where she said that he won must better watch out
You see that privileges so all these fuckers are the same your rights They don't like them to privilege the only right you got is to say your peepee is a poo poo if you want
But everything else you have no those are privileges. It's a privilege
so remember when the term white privilege came out from that fat cunt from Madison Wisconsin
professor Peggy McIntosh it's the seminal essay that in 2010 or 11 everyone
was saying you got to read about white privilege and she made a list of her
privileges that she experiences a white lady right so part of intersectionalism
the concept that people from different backgrounds
have different experiences intersecting in light.
Oh wow, that's worth going into debt
to learn that amazing, amazing science of oh no shit.
So she put out a thing of, and all the privileges,
if you look up the Peggy, because the reason I know
about this is because at the time when you'd heard this nonsense
Coming out I would try to have people on my podcast with Shirai called Raze Wars, and we were like anybody
We didn't care
We just want to know what the hell this was and we didn't understand what it was it
You never deal with people from that cult because they're there to destroy
They are there to eat you from the inside out as they've done. That's what they're there for okay
But we're like well tell us about this idea and like I'm not here to educate you you're not I
What I'm just here to tell you what to do okay? I like to read all right
So I read the things they tell me to read they're so insane and then when I bring it up to people they would glaze over
And this is where liberals are dumb as shit the same way a lot of right-wingers
Here's the thing let me use some of my resent the fuck out of it They would glaze over and this is where liberals are dumb as shit the same way a lot of right-wingers
Here's the thing. Let me use some of my resent the fuck out of it
Okay, especially like like um
So who Candice what's her name? Oh, and it's Owens, but I mean I like her She she was right about I believe her about France the McCrone and his wife used to be a man a hundred percent
She found out Kamala's real family that that picture of the grandma is totally fake,
that's a servant.
So she does it, okay, and she knew about this
sabotai, zevi, and the francis.
The francis revived, sabotai, zevi, okay?
And that's what a lot of, it's not really Jews,
it's like they're like fake Jews.
It's the same way if Alistair Crowley became a satanist
from his, but he's still within that paradigm of Christianity
That's what the Frankists are. They're like satanic Jews. They actually hate Jews the Frankists hate Jews. Oh, yeah
You know again, this is wait hold on
I'm having to slow you down because you are making an assumption that and this is exciting for me because usually in the green room
We're having these conversations. I don't have I'm not I'm listening to you And I'm not looking this stuff up. Can you Google just Frank is real quick just she talked about it, too
But here's the problem. Okay, I'm just trying to get to this okay, so how she talked about it, and she knew a lot of stuff
But here's here's what happened, and then she goes oh, and she did a thing
We played on Jimmy show, and I'm like she's not saying something wrong
But what she's missing the point which is doing this because she goes oh you're anti-semitic
she's anticipating people calling her anti-semitic for saying this and then
she's doing like a voice oh look she's anti-semitics because it is crazy when
you read about this and she's also leaving out and everybody needs to
understand this about their precious fucking thing to them so she became
Catholic I think in 2017 which is a weird as shit by the
way she married a guy who's Catholic. Candace Owens. Yeah and yeah Frank is so bad
right well sweetie um my mother I was Jehovah's Witness my mother was a
disillusioned Catholic okay who you know the way people leave religion is when it
doesn't do the thing it was supposed to do that they told you it does that's
when people leave you could have never talked me out of my religion. No, Joe was witness. You could have never told never
Okay, you're gonna show me all the science all of you were a Joe's witness. Yeah my whole life
This was even making the point about with can is always like I'm sure Candice would feel the same way and and her talking about this
demonic shit
Like okay now that you've seen this real thing don't think it's just the other guys group that you're not in it's your group
And if you really are Christian you'll recognize that if you're part of a football fucking team like some dumb
Wop like I was lucky enough my Italian mother got out of out of being a
dirty pappas Like I was lucky enough my Italian mother got out of out of being a dirty papist
True God guide my hand against your robe and pulpery
Build a butcher Come on! You gonna build a budget? Um, okay.
Give me a fucking break!
But, so, look, the whole point is,
that's why, like, now with the election,
and Kamala, just, Trump has to win.
And I don't mean cause he's good
or he's really gonna fake,
Trump ain't the savior.
There ain't no savior in the form of a president coming. Just so you know
It's debatable about other kinds of saviors. I hope I
Hope there is something like that, but it ain't gonna be the president of the United States
No matter what you're always on the Freemason checkerboard
No matter fucking what and that cabala shit that the Frank isn't all them what they've done is
They think they're like spiritual bungee jumping that they're gonna go so far down.
It snaps us all into.
Yeah.
It's basically a parallel of the Tower of Babel story
or the Atlantis story.
Right.
If you ever see Edgar Casey,
he talked about a thing called the two eye stone,
which is spelled like two-ee.
It's not spelled, but they had a network supposedly.
You know Atlantis is like a global government
Really? Is that what it means? Yeah, it's not like one I live capital
What's the fucking sea god?
Poseidon like Poseidopolis or whatever the fucking Greek bullshit. That's the the main
Certain one you see with the rings and all that but it's supposed to be a global where they go and
supposedly they were all, they had psi. So they're all linked up.
So if they get polluted with something bad,
it'll spread, it'll cause problem.
So Nimrod takes place after the flood in the Bible,
but Nimrod, same thing, we're gonna build a tower of Babel
to the singularity, you know?
We're gonna storm heaven.
Right, yeah, sure.
I thought of this before I even looked into any of this shit.
It reminded me when Twitter came out
and everybody started fighting.
It reminded me very much of the Tower of Babel
that we're gonna build this fucking singularity
that will unite everyone and blah blah blah
and all of a sudden nobody can speak
the same language anymore.
So we've all, so now words,
because all the mind control bullshit when we say words to each other
They don't mean the same thing anymore
They and they that's that's a conscious effort to do that and occultists love double meanings and wolf
So all the things don't mean the thing now they like to gape
It's like they like to jam new definitions into words that already have definitions like like they're gaping them, but you know
Dicks and one I don't disagree with you on this. It's so interesting because we both have similar
ideas about a lot of things, but where you and I think really disagree is I don't think it's so
black and white as you do. Like I don't mean I mean like in the way I look at it is that all
religions all any time you have a priest class a hierarchical?
Religion you are going to within that system find corruption inevitably
But or a king look the battle of priests and kings is what this whole shit is
But I don't think I don't think that within these these religions whatever it may be whether it's
Judaism Catholicism, Christianity, Jehovah's
Witnesses, Mormons, Scientologists, like the whole thing I think has within it many cases
of like absolute betrayal of what it was bringing into the world.
The left-hand path is what that ultimately ends up being.
But I don't think that it's bad. I think that's just what happens when that's how they sell it to you when you I don't think it's a sales
I think it's like whenever I've been in like a Christian church or encountered Christians. What's the Christian church?
What do you mean like what church?
I mean I can remember my friend took me and I don't remember the denomination of this particular church
But I can remember being in this church
and I was going there, this was earlier when I
had less of an interest in Christianity, but I remember like they're doing the mass, and
I remember this woman is like giving me the wafer, which is Jesus' flesh.
And I remember looking at her eyes and realizing she believes this is Jesus flesh. But more than that, I realized like
the vibe in there was so profoundly good and sweet. And this is, you know, when I used
to hang out with the Hare Krishnas or all the different religions that I've encountered,
my on the ground experience has always been at the very worst, it's boring.
But in general, the precepts that are similar between a lot of these world religions, to
me, they, if everyone were acting in that way, it would be a more peaceful world.
Yeah, no shit.
Who's debating that?
Right. So I don't see it as like, I don't see it in the't be war right so I don't see it as like
I don't see it in the same way you do. I don't see I don't see it the way you think I see it apparently because
I misunderstood you no
Right hand left hand. Let me tell you what the right hand path is for in the words of the great Mormon Gordon Hinckley
Whatever who was the CIA and tons of allegations the prophet warm Gordon Hinkley?
I got this from Mormon monarch dot org a JR sweets the guy
Because they all explained the same thing so you just described your feel at your sensations in it very pretty well
You feel this the good so that's all of us focusing our and that's a lower magic ritual all of us focusing our intent
Yeah That's a lower magic ritual, all of us focusing our intent on the same thing. You sing.
Now, if you wanna not be insulting,
because it's kind of insulting to say that it's like
wizardry, what they're doing in a church,
and they got wizard hats, you could say it's reverse magic.
And a lot of churches, old Catholic churches,
are built on, and Orthodox are built on former sites
of ritual magic, because they're trying to reverse it
and they got the bells and the resonance and all that.
But then the boredom, the worst thing you felt is boredom.
So what are you describing there?
A feeling that this is good, probably followed by boredom
because that's when you're getting fed on
by the left hand path.
Oh, come on.
I'm telling you what they say.
And by the way, the clepote,
the thing that we're gonna be moving into that's vampiric
See, it's are you a fucking vampire or not? Okay, that's all okay
Now here's what I would do though if I really wanted to fuck up the one possible
Like like the one
Glowing truth that humanity might be able to warm its hands on once the power goes out
What I would do is and I don't think you're intentionally doing that, but isn't this exactly
what you'd want to do?
If it's all mind control, wouldn't you say there's some possibility, your idea of this
left hand path stuff within-
I didn't make that up.
I know, but maybe how do you know that you haven't been programmed by some other faction?
It's just wars of mind control wars. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
100%?
Look.
What faction?
Look, here's what the important part of the whole thing.
I'll just cut to the shit of,
because I don't know what's true in the Bible.
The thing you're talking about with the wafer?
So there's a guy named Jay Parker you should look up
who grew up in Arden, Delaware.
Yeah.
And he says this artist community, they actually are they they have a cult
They're called the Church of the Marquis of Hell don't know what that is. I tried to look it up
There's that's a title so there's a lot of them. He described it. Anyway, it's real creepy fucking shit
Okay, and um
But his parents who were in it would always joke about
how they tricked you know because these people the re I used to wonder okay if
not Satanist by the way that's like low-tier hot topic bullshit to farm
psychopaths for the real shit in the old religion okay like anything like
Serenio's La Eme gets New Mexican mafia out of southern Mexico, you know, like the same way or a minor league baseball team
That's the state and you're just looking for psychopaths people that can do
Can follow their will no matter what you understand and then they get more sophisticated
Okay, and that I never understood what Luciferian is more as I was just thought it was like a epithet
But it's a very specific thing I never understood what Luciferianism was. I always just thought it was like a epithet.
But it's a very specific thing.
It's about balance.
And theirs goes back to the Frankish shit
and the Jesuits, a bunch of stuff.
That's where your forward-facing part of you
is like beloved, like your Jimmy Savile charity.
Oh yeah.
Okay?
And then to balance that out,
it's not just like, oh, I did a bad thing
so I do a lot of charity to balance out how bad I was
No, you're required to do something bad to balance out that good. You're supposed to keep the dialectic going
Oh the because you are beyond good and evil. Okay, so that's what that religion is about Frank ism
No
Luciferian ism these all fall under Luciferian is. It's not the same as Satanism. Satanism is
like, like I said, the hot topic, dyed hair retard level. Okay. I'm a rebel.
I have many satanic friends. This is my guest view.
Well I'm sure they know about-
Love you Mitch Horowitz.
But yeah, listen, I don't trust that motherfucker at all.
Why?
Because I watched his lectures at a goddamn Freemason hall
I've watched his lectures and I don't trust I used to do a stand-up show at a
Freemason hall I just got done I'm just telling you where what I just watched I
watched him just lie about I don't know if there's even a template there's
another guy who's in the goddamn Templars going on shows telling his own
fucking lie it don't really matter. They're all the same thing mystery school bullshit
And here's something creepy as fuck about Freemasons what so when you like most of it is just going to a fucking thing and whatever
Okay, fine, but why are you doing these ceremonies at all? I don't understand. It must be fun
No, it what it is is um well
fun. No, it what it is is, um, well, Jack Ripper's crimes, by the way, are freemate the slitting. If I tell me my throat be slit from whatever, tear my guts out and throw
them over my left shoulder. That's what Jack the Ripper did. By the way, he's doing free
Mason shit. Those are initiation. They fake them. Okay. So which are I don't know what
he's plugged into, but it's not good. And you should tell from the chain wallet. When
you see a guy still wearing a chain wallet, by the, okay. I mean I'm joking but I'm not
It is such a sweetheart, he's such a nice guy
He's really smart Michael Aquino was a real nice guy and very pleasant his voice would almost put you to sleep. I
Don't know much about Aquino. Oh you look into him, but you put his picture up
Oh, I mean, I know what he looks like he looks like drag, okay
So so the last so Michael Aquino from the military so you know the the satanic panic that bullshit was to cover over a bunch
Of Intel Ops there that were very disgusting
So this sack of shit
Yeah, look at him with Sammy Davis and Lavey
Look at his eyebrows.
Yeah, look at him with Sammy Davis and Lavey.
So anyway, I used to wonder why these people thought like they're gonna have a war because you know what I felt like I was Atheist I just didn't do I didn't dress up and comb my eyebrows into a devil shape. You know, I just lived my life
I'm almost there. I'm right. So I didn't do goofy shit. So why are they doing that? No, there's a reason they're doing that. Okay, um, but
What this guy Jay Park said his parents they used to laugh
They said they sold Christians cannibalism light because it's like a vegan version of eating flesh, right?
That's when people would trash Christians way back when oh, they're cannibals because they eat Christ's flesh. Yeah
And probably what that really was my guess. What are you doing? I'm trying to get those
Why would you do that? Did it work? It did yeah, maybe maybe the only one who could battle him
Look at that
You play the video of him on her older Rivera Michael Aquino or other of air this guy's a real freak
Now the main thing the reason to look all this up is none of the things you're hearing about now are new they've been
Happening over and over and over again. So let me give an example
You know the book of revelation that and I can't stand for some people think the King James Bible is the only
Bible and all that bullshit. I love the King James Bible. Yeah. Well a fucking gay king revised it. It's not even a translation anyway
So revelation that when it was written it was about it was not about America, okay, it was about Rome Rome
Okay, so so and it wasn't used
It was in the 1800s when Jehovah Witnesses and the Mormons and all the other places came out of upstate New York
Yeah, goddamn tech sector Use it was in the 1800s when Jehovah Witnesses and the Mormons and all the other places came out of upstate New York
Like a goddamn tech sector
That's when all the sudden revelations about now, okay
Again, but it wasn't they thought that revelation already happened when the Holy Roman Empire or you know in the Holy Roman Empire took over
That's like Oh Christ reigns because we're the one true church
It's not even six six six right like apparently apparently the number of the beasts is 616.
They got it wrong. I think the larger thing is why would a Christian incorporate gematria into their
worship when that's supposed to be witchcraft. That's a larger question. But here's what I
realized about Revelation, okay? Because you're going to see people, we're like, this fulfills
the thing in Revelation. I mean, you can plug in all kind of shit. Yeah, it was about Rome. Hey,
remember that viral thing? Do men think about Rome every day?
Why do men think about Rome every day? Because we're redoing Rome. So that means Revelation is gonna apply again.
Okay, follow me on this because this is what I've been thinking about that
This is yeah. Okay, we're gonna zoom back a little bit
Simplify I think the reason the book of revelations
Revelation the book of I mines revelations. I have a better one. It's not the
Call it the so this is what I think I think that
And again, this is a really fun conversation as like two people are really get like into this stuff Yeah, we want it. You want to find like what is the equals MC squared?
What's the simplification of what we're talking about and as above so below and I think it's power
I think what we're talking about is when power gets imbalanced in massive ways
It shows up like the Kali Yuga
It shows up like the book of revelations the book of revelations not prophecy, but rather what do you think prophecy is?
Well, I'm telling yeah from the standard not from the standard perspective or a prophet is someone who is getting a divine message
And then relaying it okay, so that's very different the way people think of prophets is
That as like a fortune-teller or or a tarot reading or something. It's it's not and it's been made into that for most people
It's really not what they are you know what profit is what?
They're just pointing out the thing in front of your fucking
Face that's there right now in the present right and then and I've seen it firsthand because people go three years later
They go hey, I think something's up with Diddy
Okay, right, so they're not telling the future
People have had their entire sense of time distorted and now they got extra shit to do this with.
Electromagnetic waves and all kinds of ways
to manipulate your very concept of time.
Do you understand how crazy?
You know, oh, are they using a device to time travel?
What if I could just use a thing on the population
and set your clock back 20 years and now I'm in the future?
Oh, I time traveled.
Do you understand?
That's what this shit's about. So the mind control where I control your imagination, 20 years and now I'm in the future. Oh, I time traveled cool. Do you understand?
That's what this shit's about It's so the mind control where I control your imagination and I lock you into certain patterns and you know
What you must not do and this and that yeah, right?
If I do that to enough people that's a high magic ritual
so now we went from me lying and
Manipulating to now it's reality because I chained together enough of these processors to make the matrix I want. That's what they do. If you do it to enough people,
it becomes high magic and it becomes reality. And now you're watching people set in literally idea that kind of blew my mind.
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They were made to withstand gears that kids would fall into in the early 1800s.
So at least you still got the jeans.
Maybe the crushed bodies of the child are no longer useful for your buggy factory,
but you got those jeans to give to another kid.
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Those are jeans that remind us of the bloody past
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You know, in Egypt, I don't know, Egypt's a long, a long time of a thing. So there's a lot there, but the idea of your body is inside your soul, not the other way
around.
Oh, cool.
Have you ever heard anything like that?
I think you told it to me once.
When I heard it, I was like, that's now I think it's more complex than that, but essentially
that's what it is.
So what does that mean?
You got a bubble of reality around you.
Yeah.
And Michael Aquino, this creep, would talk about that.
I fell asleep listening to this asshole talk.
Oh no.
I didn't mean to.
Oh no.
But that's in Frank Herbert's Dune, the voice.
The voice is not some scary alien god voice.
The voice is real pleasant and it makes you tired.
It makes you sleepy. It's hypnosis. And by the way, that shit's real powerful
Okay, you don't even have to know you can look out for it
That's what I'm saying. You can't avoid them trying to do it to you can't avoid that
You can look out for and know how you're being tricked. So what do you so? Okay, so you
Your soul lives inside of a reality bubble. I'm talking about your soul specifically.
I don't know. I don't know.
Well, I'm just saying for the sake of what we just talked about, your sort of reality tunnel you're in.
You exist in a world where the majority of world religions are hypnotic mind control devices.
That's human nature is programmability.
Well, wait, let me finish my question. So you're in a world of like intense mind control with various sort of like puppeteers behind it
That are
Nefarious in nature and are attempting to gain control over people
So what when you what do you do day to day to deal with?
Living in that kind of world like what what do you have a technique or a method that you use to like not completely?
Like I'm having some claws while I talk about it
You have claws I like a nice vape in a claw
This is a three claw podcast
I brought exactly three claws to this I
Plan the claws
You've been talking about mind control. I have not noticed that you are drinking watermelon white claw best white claw there is
dude
It takes exactly three white clothes. I have diabetes. I can't drink this shit
But man listen if I had to guess dude, I would don't you think drinking White Claw is more dangerous than hanging out with Jesuits or Frankists?
I mean, no, I've never had my asshole fucked while I have flashing lights in my eyes.
Oh, you just reminded me! Speaking of getting your asshole fucked, guess what I did yesterday? I
Can't
Colonoscopy. Oh, yeah, that's great. Yeah. Have you have you gotten one before? Oh my god There's no way I can get that Michael Jackson milk, dude
Michael Jackson milk you get milk. Can we talk about propofol for a second? Michael had every night to go to sleep
Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, like this. I don't know how I'm late that to sleep every night, dude
Michael needed that a man. Okay. Let me have you know why cuz he was innocent. Yeah, and all the accusations
No, you can't do it. So he needs the dream
Do you know how hard it is to fall asleep with a lot of kids in your house?
They're fucking loud use melatonin. Well, Michael got milk
Propofol
If you had it in your house, like just imagine this like it's next to your bed
It's somehow there's a new propofol technology or like a new mattress that injects propofol into you
Yeah, would you use it? Come on? You'd use it. You wouldn't use it. You know what I would use what?
GHB
GHB
I've never fallen down on GHB. I've never tried it, but let me tell you about GHB
Cuz a lot of people don't seem to know shit about it and they get a lot of stuff wrong. So GHB is
Now oh you if you poison yourself with it's gonna be real bad
You know yeah, you can wipe do all kinds of you get four hours of GHB sleep unlike propofol
But propofol felt great. I thought it does
Is like it's like 12 hours of sleep to get four hours of sleep on GHB
It came out as a bodybuilder thing used to be able to bite at GNC. That's right
And so it's while you're sleeping,
you're stimulating human growth hormone.
Yeah.
It also is like a sexual,
it makes people kind of horny.
Does it? I never got horny on GHB.
I don't, I've never tried it, so I don't know.
It's not taste, it's not a thing,
the thing where you like put it in
and it changes the color of your drink.
And they say, GHB, you would never not know
it was in your drink.
It definitely has a flavor a taste to it
Yeah, that's Rue hip null okay, okay?
There's something else GHB is good for and they're using to treat stuff and guess what what that's infringing on a bunch of separate medications
That costs a lot of money, so they made some law
And it's named after a girl's name like Megan's law sure who was not raped date rape with you
There was no GHB involved in her attack at all
But they put her name on it because of pharmaceutical company paid for that. Oh my god. It's absolute now
It's absolutely illegal you have to know somebody that cooks it to get it
Yeah, okay, but rohypnol is a less of a sketch the actual roofies
There's somehow some way you can legally obtain roofies and they are still manufactured
Okay, this is interesting.
But not GHB.
See, I remember for a second, everyone was talking about Rohypnol, roofies.
And it became GHB.
And then it just disappeared.
No one talked about it anymore.
No one's, everyone just stopped talking about it.
Then it was GHB.
Holy shit, that's crazy.
That's all the drugs.
All the drugs, dude.
And oh, marijuana is my favorite because if you look into how ultra and Monarch and MK often and are that
They all the names they have
They have lists of what every kind of chemical known to man does to people's minds. You heard in Colombia
There's that stuff that hookers put on their nipples that makes you completely blackout
You'll give them all your money and you won't remember. Oh, yeah, it's the voodoo drug
It's um, it's they they make it out of like something out of the ocean.
It's got like, it's crazy, the ingredients are crazy.
They'll say things like I took your heart
and replaced it with a stone.
Zombie dust.
This is like when they would talk about zombies.
It's like-
You know how zombification works?
It's this shit, right?
They tell you they have your soul.
Yeah.
You believe them.
Yeah.
Now you're afraid to do it.
Now you're under control.
Right. So do you understand how that works?
You think our government wouldn't
learn how to big pharma that immediately if they could?
Any government would want to do that.
Any corporation would want to do that.
In fact, a lot of them have their own proprietary blends
that they use to do it.
That's why it's not all under control of one,
even though it's one company,
it was really just one big corporation.
That's what I consider Satan to be, by the way,
the big corporation.
It's a collective.
Satan's a title, adversary.
He's not God's enemy, it's your enemy.
God's the author of the book.
George R. R. Martin's not threatened by the mountain.
You understand?
Okay?
The characters in the book are threatened by the mountain. Also, Satan is not a creator.
Satan's a fucking hack.
So, people get twisted in this idea that Satanism is,
no, Satanism is like somebody trolling you on the internet
to drain fucking energy out of you.
Okay?
Satan is the producer and Satan is the one signing the,
you know, not the artist.
That's the big trick.
And when you hear these stories about the guy selling his soul, let's say they're selling his soul, Satan is the producer and Satan is the one signing the you know, not the artist
That's the big trick and when you hear these stories about the guy selling his soul, let's say they're not real at all
They're metaphors. Yeah, it's the same as fucking to getting a record contract
It's going to be Diddy and signing you sold the devil are the same theme speaking of which can you pull up Diddy?
Lubricant GHB. Did you read this shit? I already knew that yeah
There's probably not just GHB in there. It's probably also liquid cocaine member Jonathan Otte
No, put Jonathan Otte. I don't know how people don't know about this. Well wait look let's just be able to see this
The the baby okay, they're saying the baby oil is laced with with drugs with it with GHB
I don't think it's oil with Rohiff and all or GHB. They mentioned it They're allegedly lace baby oil with Rohiff and all our GHB. So
Now GHB probably is GHB has more of a for deject effect. So right
I've never tried it
but it seems like if you're giving if you're giving someone like a
Rohiff a GHB massage you could kill them because people do die on G. Well, that's might be what Kim his wife that died. Oh
Because she got a massage
Before she died, which is very strange. Yeah, dude
So she OD'd on then they see a trail of blood
So I don't know if you vomit blood or whatever happens, but wow very easy
Why did she get a miss and she didn't have any electronics like her phone and all that around?
Holy shit, that sounds like making sure you can't get help
But I don't know. Like I said, I don't know it's weird to have
You know, it's weird when people keep dying around you but you know, everybody brings up the Clinton the Hillary
That was a Clinton death death count or some all the people have died around the Clintons
Yeah, go look into the bushes and the Cheney's and everybody else
All of them have just don't look into Obama tons of people die. Are the chef the Obama chef?
I can't believe how much Trump is innocent compared to these people which I would have thought he had done way worse shit
Right if they had it, okay, he would be in jail. Remember all the things none of them have worked out
Right all of those trials, right?
Not one has worked out. I mean that is a very frustrating. Okay, so here's what's frustrating about that like
When you look at every every american president and you look at wait
They got to get them on a crime that they are not also guilty of or they're fucked
So that's the challenge. It has to be a new crime. It has to be a thing that
Or they're fucked so that's the challenge. It has to be a new crime.
It has to be a thing that you can't easily go you did that so the Mar-a-Lago top secret files and then Biden has him and
Next week by the way, they oh Hillary's emails thing every moron I know and by the way smart people
But they're like moronic. They're like I don't think she would do
Yeah, my grandma has a fucking separate server
She keeps in her bathroom, but this is the part that really is scary
Which is that there does seem to be a lot of people
in the world unwilling to accept
that nothing's really changed.
Power is violent, power is aggressive,
power breaks laws that we're not allowed to break.
Why do you think it didn't change?
I'll tell you why, because rather than focusing
on who's right about the ultimate answer
Here's what you should focus on you live under a system a pyramid if you will a timeless pyramid of fucking
Slavery and what are the pyramid bricks built out of the perpetrator?
victim
Cycle yeah, and so the way we keep the pyramid timeless
timeless architecture to the pyramid. Yes is by
Victimizing and then revict. Okay, so the appeal of Jesus you don't have to think he's a real guy
Maybe he's in a topa or an egregore. Maybe he's that it don't fucking matter. Yeah, the point of Jesus is not love
Forgiveness that you can be forgiven the concept that not only can
you be forgiven anybody wants to be genuinely should be and if you don't it's
harmful to you now what's the point of that to make people weak so we can have
power over and that's a story they'll tell you from a secular point of view no
the pyramids based on victim perpetrator dynamics everyone's guilty and everyone's
a victim as this shit comes out if you the only way we get out of this
Yeah
It now I some guy when I was out town and my girl sent me the ring camera of these fucking wiry
You know the kind of homeless they got here these meth head coyote dudes
Yeah
Motherfuckers coming on my porch and like they'll harass my go people so fucking passive dude here
It's sickening and they're gonna get it's gonna get worse and worse cuz they're like that
But I'm like I'm gonna stop this guy to death. I'm seeing this thing
I can't do nothing in a hotel and I mean it put me in a rage dude
He came and stole my fucking ashtray off the porch
I was looking at this scumbag and he's trying to like pull the camera off because he must have gone there before
Okay, so my instinct is not to forgive him
My instinct is to get something lethal a taser
Maybe that foam look for him and just practice because I think if the cops won't come to protect me
They're gonna do nothing for him. Yeah, how the fuck am I gonna not feel that way, right? I still can't tell you
Christ compels me not to but But I understand what the weakness is
and what the structure is.
And that's the point, and I think these people think,
over the old religion, like we made up Christ,
there's like three or four of them.
Oh, I'm sure there is.
I think it's the Shakespeare thing,
the play and everybody's got,
but you audition for the role you want,
and you can play that role.
You can play the role you wanna play
in the fucking script, and people do. But because that was written into the script by these assholes. I think it fucked them
I think they don't want you to know that I think that they don't want you to know your rights
Which is to be forgiven because the people in the real dark shit, right?
I've done things that are so crazy whether they wanted to or not and they've been told
You can never be forgiven now, right?
And there is no and they do like crazy elaborate plays to little kids
So we saw what Jesus comes in. So you're basically you're saying is
forgiveness forgiveness is the
Antithesis of
System shaped like a pyramid first why they love this shit to work it requires
Unforgivable sins it and that creates division victim perpetrator right cycle forever forever for the pyramid not to collapse
Okay, it's a very strong. You know what I mean like it and it's timeless
It's a timeless thing okay, so so the idea that you could be forgiven, but you got to forgive also
Okay, you got to forgive other people and just the act of that of it makes you conscious of how you're you're wrong, too
And then maybe your anger should go down a little this is a man
I've never heard it like this, but true. I never thought of it like that until I looked into what I
Never understood the exorcist because I was like, okay
I'm Satan or Pazooza or whatever the fuck and why would I do this make a big show possessing someone?
The second that you see the girls floating and her head spinning around Yeah, it proves God's real you just like why would you how does that as a strategy?
Yeah, I think it's something like not that's a real story, but like you know the frighteners with Michael J
Fox yeah sure he's in league with some some goat and then he fake exercises them Yeah, I look at things like internet scams
So getting demonically possessed is like you followed a Nigerian email or a scam
Adibic in Judaism is not a fallen angel. It's a dead person. It's called a means clinger. Oh
like a body thetan from Scientology or a
Computer virus, right? Right. So you go around in the Akashic Records
or whatever the fuck, the dark deep web
of your subconscious, you might come back with some viruses.
Yeah, right.
It doesn't, okay, if you don't wanna think of it
in terms of spiritual shit, you don't have to.
You could think of it like a computer.
Yeah, right. Or the mafia.
It's all the same shit.
You gotta look at the themes.
Those are like the Legos that build the programming.
And you can, and you'll just see him repeat over and over again and
Something's going on. I don't know what but there's something way above everybody's pay grade where they're having a little battle over something
And there's too many greedy motherfuckers and keep in mind. These are people that believe in hyper
That's where the lizard shit is coming from too is like this dinosaur evolution like hyper eugenics
You know, I should live if you're not fit to live. No, I'm listen. This is a this is so I think
The the only and like when you so and especially when you break it down in the sort of shotgun blast of all these various
Things you're doing a good job connecting them
The answer if you really want to push back against this, the demiurge, the whatever you want to call
it.
That's them.
The way to push back is actually the antithesis of what you're taught from the moment you
can walk.
It's not to fight.
Well, I was taught, now here's the thing, to give credit to Jehovah's Witness Well, I was taught now. Here's the thing to give credit to Jehovah's Witnesses. I
Was taught that I was taught do not join the military
There's no war that's okay with God God don't salute the flag and never slew the flag idolatry
Of course it is. Yeah, we think that he was a sick aisle when the first flag salute was no way
Yes, the Bellamy salute that will you tilt your hand up a little more? Hitler fucked up so many things because it's fucked up the sick aisle for no what it means
The mustache the powers that were really in control
Hitler is just like a
Gain of function thing that got a hand. Okay. Yeah, he ate the main they put it like the main guy
But they're really the bad guys Kevin Feige of Marvel not Thanos
You got to think of the parent corporation and parent corporations. All that shit was invented here in America. In fact, in the 1800s, when all these religions
came out and the founder of Jehovah witnesses was a Freemason. I've looked in all kinds
of shit that said they were doing it. No key in magic at the watch. I was like, maybe they
were. I've never seen anything like that and I got my problems with them
100% I would never join it again. But one thing I did get from it is
How Christianity is supposed to work regarding forgiveness and turning you the things that you would be told as a
To make you weak as a trick so you don't rise up against your leaders
There's so much bullshit surrounding it. But the bottom line is
Psychologically speaking, how would you ever be able to forgive someone
for the horrible things they do?
Well, one guy who didn't do nothing wrong ever, right?
This bill, everybody feels in their gut of like,
hey, dad, we were slaves, or you took away my slaves.
Like, the anger, like a bill's being passed down,
and no one's paying this bill like the national debt
Yeah, right so crazy
I don't know if we could have a national debt Jesus, but it's something like that
So a guy that doesn't know shit is like I'll handle it guys
You could do something bad to me and then because I didn't do nothing wrong
Okay, which is a real crime
I mean, it's a horrible crime to take a guy did nothing wrong and treat him like he was the lowest piece of this is
The story right? Yeah, like he's lower than shit
Yeah
And because I did that now you can forgive each other for what you did cuz pretty bad what happened to me and I didn't
Have a coming so now when you're mad about the unfair shit that happened you could think of my story and you know
Oh, you know what a guy?
Paid this bill so now I don't have to surround my life like the Northman movie about revenge.
He doesn't leave with the girl,
he's gotta get revenge on his uncle.
Right, right?
I don't have to be in the revenge cycle for fucking ever.
Which is what everybody, and everything is pushing in.
Everything's pushed into that.
And then meanwhile, you're a piece of shit
as you're enacting your revenge, damaging God knows who.
And that's in the
plane of cause.
This is in magic shit that I've found, there's a plane of cause and a plane of effect.
Plane of cause is probably where the subconscious internet and all that.
So that's why it's both psychological and if you get enough consciousnesses together,
focusing it becomes reality.
Okay, so this is amazing for a couple different reasons.
One, it's a synchronicity.
You're talking about the destruction,
essentially the destructions of the symbolic pyramids.
And I have to say this, I'm sorry to do this.
Guys, we are at 107,000 subscribers.
I've been saying, we're doing a thing
called Operation Beast Blast.
I'm gonna get more subscribers than Mr. Beast.
And my plan is to take the capstone. I tried trafficking children like mr. B
The white Oprah
Have fun with mr. Beast we're just making a joke doesn't he doesn't do that. Here's my plan my plan
He does have some questionable people around kids and he starves the contest
Here's what's the thing that was crazy right now about what you're saying though
It's like for a while
I've been telling people and I do intend to do this if I can get as many subscribers as him
I'm gonna take the capstone off the Great Pyramid of Giza
Hollow it out already. I know I mean I'm gonna hollow it out
That whatever the fucking top part is okay, and then I'm gonna fill it with Diet Coke and
Drop Mentos in there. I'm gonna blow up the great
mana
I think it was what mana was in the scripture and
To do this and then now you guys see it's more it's a symbol
I didn't just want to blow up the fucking pyramids. I want to take down the power structure
how timeless pyramids are? Like this architecture?
And I was doing a show in, someone in Seattle,
but some guy said something really funny
because I was trying to make a flat earth joke.
I was asking about like what conspiracy,
I just said something about conspiracy.
And the guy said, he blurted out this conspiracy that,
oh, they were controlled by interdimensional trillionaires.
And I'm like, no, sir, I asked, I asked I said for conspiracy not reality not the literal reality
I know interdimensional trillionaires, so a band name because it's how the world works
Yeah, so look at these people that are really high up how detached they are from your earthly life, right?
Okay, right
They live in another fucking other realm. Oh, are there extra dimensional?
Non-human intelligences out there that we can't see yes, they're called the homeless. They're all around you
Sometimes we have encounters with them. They say there's a smell
You know this
You don't see them, right? Yeah, they're invisible to people people Invisibilize that you do they walk around they want to look at this is fine. Yeah, this is fine. Just ignore it
Okay, but it's like you now at this point to go. This is fine
You you're firmly in the control of the thing and it's a combination
It's not any one thing but the blue light from all the screens. I cannot sleep without TV. I need the wine of the TV
Yeah, I'm sure if I didn't have it. I would get you down
It's just I can't I'm in a hotel. I'd be alone. I had to have noise
Yeah
I just started noticing I sleep better if I leave the fucking news on then if I turn it off
I live in New York for 20 years, and and it's like being used to sleeping in a prison
Where you're like now it's too still you know oh you got the new york alright yeah it is so it's a big prison that
institutionalizes people and they can't leave if you watch my dinner with Andre
which I never have there's a clip that floats around with a guy describes it
perfectly so it's nothing new all the shits not new in fact when I think about
it they've probably been running the same cycle over and over again really and
and when you think about dates
Like I have no idea what fucking year it is. I know there's like three different stories about that thinking about that
There's just like an arbitrary number downwards to zero and Jesus and then back up. I love it
Why what is the purpose that and and you know, they're like, oh so think of all
I think even science like all the fossils not any religious cuckoo, okay?
Think of the science.
They're gonna tell you an estimate of how many years it is,
but we have no idea what year we're in.
Like, we're already using faulty shit handed to us.
And then all the people that are rational
or scientific materialists, and you're dipshit if you are,
you're imbalanced.
You're mentally unbalanced if you are purely scientific're imbalanced. You're mentally imbalanced if you are purely a scientific materialist.
That's called not being balanced.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, you're just all in the earth realm.
You're missing half the story.
And it's on purpose.
And then the thing of the Gnostic idea that all matter is basically evil, right?
You know, in the old stories in the Bible, it's not a book. Obviously, there's so much shit's cobbled together, but the
It's not bad automatically that God saw that it was good what he made and then gradually around the time when Paul takes over
For when he David miscavages Christianity
That's when we get the thing. That's that Oh material life is just evil all just matter is evil
You know that thing like you're supposed to only I don't think I think
That's a bit extreme as well, but you know there's always a theme of
Not balance and and then when it is balance then you get this luciferian shit that isn't balanced
It's fucking I'm gonna be insane and bipolar like I'm a good guy on the outside and then secretly I do horrific things
Crazy right I never could say we didn't believe in hell
When I was your witness as a the way it's taught as a thing
You know you call it annihilationism if you really studied in a school, I guess yeah
But I never considered this idea that
Some egos maybe are so strong like you know why would you be tortured forever while you're conscious?
Why would God even do that and they go go, well, you choose to do that.
That sounds like the mafia to me, right?
Here's what I, what I couldn't consider because of how, how viscerally that I'm
like, that's just absolutely unfair.
Or they go, well, sin against God's eternal.
Cause God's eternal.
They're really bad answers.
Children didn't teach that shit.
They taught you die.
Like Adam ate the day you will surely die. I mean, he didn't die that day. They taught you die like Adam ate the day you will surely die
I mean he didn't die that day kind of weird, but okay the
Wages of sin is death. It's not hell forever
Okay, what I never even considered though is what if my ego is so fucking strong that the idea of me just
And being annihilated is unacceptable, so I would accept living in some terrible way
My ego just goes on hungry for something that truly is hell and it is awful and I should just look
Oh, you know, you just but I won't do it because my ego and now that's all that's left
I don't have to spawn to God. Okay, so this what you just described is in Buddhism
described as
This is why we reincarnate.
So people, one of the critiques of Buddhism, and there's a lot out there that people have
and generally their misunderstandings of it, is this invention of reincarnation is a kind
of desperate attempt to deal with the death problem, which is like it's great, you reincarnate
forever so you don't die.
In Buddhism, that's not good. In Buddhism, the idea is to...
It's like getting left back or something.
It's like being addicted to anything. It's just addiction.
So the idea is like you have to train yourself in this human life so that when you die, there's some opportunity
to not reincarnate. There's some opportunity to let go to Jehovah's Witness out to completely
Be believe they're gonna be resurrected in the new system of things, you know in a
Like back to Garden of Eden conditions how it's supposed to be where we weren't supposed to die
This is playing the teaching of it. I'm even supposed to not die
You know be really funny as if because of this podcast I've become a show witness
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Thank you, number one.
I don't care about the institution.
Once the institution fucks up to protect the institution, I'm gone because you told me
you're not like the others.
You said you don't do that.
Well, they do do that.
They did that with now finally Catholics have outdone us.
Jehovah's Witnesses, not the Catholics,
Jehovah's Witnesses used to have the biggest settlement
for child abuse in a church in American history.
I didn't know that, that's so fucked up.
Not the Catholic Church.
Just recently, the thing Kamala blocked for years,
the Archdiocese of LA, it's like a huge amount of money
they had to pay out but
It's like 800 million or something crazy
But why it wasn't some clergy or something it was like an elder
They're not really clergy, but they wasn't like a person of authority some guy just studying the Bible
Joe's witnesses did it but when we found out about it, what did they do they?
They kept it. They didn't go to the cops,
they didn't report it, they handled it in house,
like a college.
Jesus.
Because what about the reputation of the organization?
Well, now you've ruined it for me, with me.
Now I know, and no, I don't wanna hear
you're gonna do better now, because I know
what they did in court to try to not make restitution
for what they did.
Some guys smuggled it out of the headquarters on a chip, all the records of this.
Fucking hero.
And you know the amount we used to trash Catholics as pagans, like many other kind of denominations
would do?
Yeah.
Okay. Hey, oh, but we have the highest settlement against us?
Right.
Look, the bottom line is whatever group that you trust, do not trust.
How do you miss this point of Jesus if you say you're a Christian?
The institution, if you're trusting the institution, you're a moron.
That's what Jesus would say.
Okay, so there's not an authority of, it's just so stupid, but people want to cling to
that.
People want to cling to the institution.
You know, okay, we are running out of time.
I want to end this on a positive note can you pull up for me Josh Jeremy Seville's eyeball ring I
just want to know that that's a really he's got that for real yeah and I want
to know if you can help me explain what the fuck these eyeballs represent
them on his fingers did he have him like every other finger he would go and get
them out of fucking
Cadavers wait there's a real eye. That's a glass eye and he would get them out of fucking kit now Look that oh, so you see what could you see how the rings are?
Every other finger like that. No look up Seville. I think it's what's his name? What's the no? It's Jimmy Savile Jimmy
I said Jeremy Jimmy Savile
Eyeball ring because you know Jeffrey Epstein had a wall of glass my girls podcast thought bad art show
We had his art collection and you saw the eyeball. We showed he had like a cool like peewees playhouse
There you go. There you go. Yeah, okay. So what the fuck why do these?
Pedophiles why are they in the glass eyes? Why did Epstein have a wall of glass? I thought because they're a pedophile. That's magic
That's a cult so what you see how his fingers are set
So there's a guy that you can look up on a bunch of channels. You might have seen him
He's the guy from the American Templar Knights Association that is authorized to talk about the Templar Knights now
Have you seen him? No bags under his eye. Yeah. Oh look him up
You could he'll tell you all about the Templars and some of the information. I'm sure is good
But there's lots of parts left out
But if you look at his rings while he's talking and I asked you because my girl you said no
She's do Chaos magic
Yeah, I know it's gross
Magic is great Mitch Horowitz is cool, but I don't understand these fucking rings
Do you like Sammy Davis jr. Who don't know no better than one day
He realized and he didn't go back and Sammy did you see Eddie Murphy talking about meeting Sammy?
Satan's as powerful as God man. That's why there's so much hate in the world
Any Murphy's on riding in cars with I don't remember the name of take a note of that, please. I've got a family
I'm trying to build my YouTube channel. So wait watch Eddie Murphy
Laughing about it about me hanging out with Sammy Davis and he's saying this and then Sammy Davis saw how he reacted
We're like, what the fuck are you talking about? He stopped finally and they're laughing in the car about it
Okay him inside laughing the car. Oh that kooky fuck is Sammy Dave, but Sammy's got oh, we never played the Fiori. Oh thing
Oh, yeah, play the fucking or although thing of this guy. This is a good way to close out very you know
But remember the satanic panic where everybody panicked
If you're talking about Satanism as okay, wait, I'm at Satanist define
Okay, so he's from the temple of set.
So he left the state the Church of Satan because it wasn't spiritual enough.
Right.
Because he made contact with set while he was in a well, he's a dork.
I mean, look, I mean, this is a dork.
That's a Colonel.
Whatever is a still door.
He worked for the DIA, the Defense Intelligence Agency, still a dork.
Well, look at his look.
What is he's fucking?
Where did he? where does he get
a Sarah guys like that kid from the Adams family I mean that's the look he's
going for so Eddie Munster here I don't know if you know was smeared by the
Satanic panic he's just a an upstanding American serviceman that looks like Eddie
Munster and they they smeared his good the good name of the temple of set that
they do things to children hey if churches that are you know, God churches if they do that
Do you expect me to believe the people that worship Satan don't do that?
That's what they expect you to believe. Will you hit play on this again?
I want to they always go it's the Christians that do that
Oh you but do you think it's wrong to do that? Are you just saying that they do it too?
They're just saying they do it too. This motherfucker, okay, he's in the, so many,
he figures into almost every whistleblower.
So many things.
Yeah, and keep in mind,
he worked for the United States military.
He invented the Psi-Op, later Mind War.
We're way beyond Mind War now.
You can see Oliver Stone's kid, what's his name,
did one of the last interviews with him.
He was found, the official interviews with him he was found the
official thing is he shot himself in the head during a coven he did not yeah when I when
I told him I can't remember I like the guy I forget his name Oliver Stone's son that
had does a bunch of things oh god yeah I don't know I don't know I don't know he doesn't
he does podcasts and stuff, right?
He interviewed this this guy this guy now
I'm gonna tell you a creepy ass story that happened so I was looking at the 20 and back space program. I
Love that shit. Well, dude, did you know Edgar Casey the psychic guy that wait explain 20 and back real quick again?
A lot of people don't like people might not know what that is
Well, the first guy to start bringing it up was some like full of shit guy with like his blue avian bullshit
Yeah, but um the the way I heard about it while looking up alien shit. I would say look up this guy Darryl James
Okay, D. A. R. Y. L. James because his story really and he may be making it up
I don't know but his but his has had such bizarre things
I hadn't heard before that it just stuck in my memory.
So that pulled me into learning
about how the mind control,
whatever aliens or any of this shit is,
until we address MK Monarch,
which you're seeing it poke out its head
over and over again again that figures into this
Heavily so all the people talking about UFOs and the Intel community and who knows about the aliens
They never bring up and came out they never bring up this fucker
But but guess what this guy did what because he supposedly served with my he said Michael Aquino I'm like, why don't we know that I hadn't thought about years
And he said this dude's like a shell like they they prepped him young to absorb some like when he takes his form which in some
Esoteric things you would say is an etheric form. Yeah, or you could say it's an alien. It's a black snakehead like a
Fulstered doom from the first Conan movie. Well, James Earl Jones. Yeah. Yeah
And he said it was like an overlay over him
and it would like stand in the back behind him
like in the shadow and he's, and when things not in him,
he said one of his buddies told me to walk by
and the dude's just sitting there
in front of a turned off screen, like he's not on.
He's just not on.
So these are interesting story details.
Then this guy served in the, what's it called?
The Nock-to-Waffen, the Germans, off-world Germans, you know, cuz they won the war
I don't know if you know that the Nazis this is the Fourth Reich you live in by the way
Just so you know that's who won the Nazis. The CIA is formed from the OS OSS
Merging not taking a few guys merging. Mm-hmm with Otto
Not taking a few guys merging.
With auto squirrely and the rest of the ss. Nazi intelligence group. We brought mangala here. He helped he had a lot of information
Okay, let me ask you what you think about this. This is something that scares me. I love to think about it though
you ever considered this like so
You've got mk ultra project monarch all the mind control stuff you're talking about
Have you ever considered? If you ever wondered if maybe you, right now, are in a hypnotic
state in a government experiment that has given you a sense of being you, the reincarnation
cycle is just designed to like gradually break you down.
Like the idea is that you right now, not me, by the way, I mean, literally,
you are just me and no one else. Yeah, you are in. Well, yeah, because like, you don't
know that I'm real. I could be some hallucination or I could just be someone sitting like next
to you read the breakfast of champions. I never read it. Where the guy realizes he's
a character in a Kurt Vonnegut book. Okay, yeah, that's it. Have you ever thought about
that? Like maybe you are actually
I don't ponder if God is real because I don't know if I am you see what I'm saying? Like
What I look at God as an author?
Okay, or it's like a combination of you know, this is an imperfect analogy. Yeah, you understand an author. Yeah, so
dimensionally speaking Like you do a DMT and they look at this look at this they want attention
whatever the entities they want your attention why because they don't fucking
exist unless you're looking at them and they know it so people no one's mad
about when they found the NSA spies on us like no one is really that mad a few
people but nobody really maybe a few jokes about it move on yeah why well it
used to be and when people would say bad things about God
Oh, there's a spy Christopher Hitchens this North Korea all day. They're being spied on
Yeah, and I think what what uh the point being missed here
Which and at the time I agreed with him, but I don't agree with him now
The way an atom isn't there till you look at it, right?
There's probabilities of where it is until you look at it Yeah, sure the double slit experiment, okay, so
So that you could scale that all the way the fuck up so people feel like they don't exist if they're not being watched
Right and it used to be thought God was watching you everywhere, but now a lot of people don't have that
So what do they have instead of that they have technology right you Twitter right?
And now we created a techno spy God where
And and you can lie to the other idiots on the cyber God
I mean the cyber God knows what you really did
But you could put your allow you're given this power to be like I'm having a great time in Dubai
Meanwhile like Arabs and camels are shitting on you
Yeah, right, right, but they're like, I'm glamorous and I'm in Dubai people Meanwhile, like Arabs and camels are shitting on you. Yeah, right.
Right.
But they're like, oh, I'm glamorous and I'm in Dubai.
People are catching onto it faster than ever.
These scams aren't working.
You know, the invention of medicine and poisons,
humans are the medium.
They're a medium for it.
So it's snake venom into your body
and your body processes it.
Then they take your fluids and the medicines
made from your body reacting with the venom. That's a dialectic, right? Right. The Phoenicians
and Medea and all that. Yeah. That's where that comes from. The reason they would use
kids was because they don't have the hormones in them yet, but they use every part of the
buffalo. These motherfuckers, they always have. So snake venom antidote. Now they do it through
cows. They poison the cow or something. Yeah, you know, but they
The origin of medicine that's the snake thing is this Phoenician practice of poisoning people and then harvesting their fluids
Sounds like a dream of chrome a little bit don't it but it's not just
Don't get hung up on something like that. They use every part of the buff
and so Don't get hung up on something like that. They use every part of the buffalo. And so, this form of kea, which is a kind of ancient
sorcery is based on this, okay?
Wow.
Yeah, and so the combination of using drugs and patterns,
because you'll see in science, they'll be like,
oh, humans are pattern-recognizing creatures,
and that's all it is.
What do you mean all? You just told me the reality is a hologram. So creatures and that's all it is. What do you mean all?
You just told me the reality is a hologram. So that means that's all there is is my pet me seeing a pattern
Is breathing life into it because I got a spark of God that some corner entity does no longer has that sigil magic
This is the whole basis of what sigil magic magic comes right? Can you pull up the Starbucks logo Josh?
Yeah, right. Wait, this is the idea like, you know, you're hidden in plain sight. This is why so many corporations
I mean, I only talked to what's on phone by like this guy like this guy Nathan Reynolds that you should watch
He's a hardcore Jesus freak now, but he was in a
Generational and do when I say the old religion. I mean the shit they they had a patron spirit all these uh
if you read like we're're you real I listen to it
I don't read but like Rudolph Steiner and um
All these people they'll talk about principalities and shit
Every all the layers and principal America is the land of the plume serpent. That's what the name means Amerigo Vespucci
He changed his name. They didn't name America after him. He named himself after this
His name, they didn't name America after him. He named himself after this.
Amaru, yeah, so this is like a land,
that's who the God is in charge of America.
It ain't Jesus.
A plume serpent?
Yeah, and here's an interesting idea that I hadn't heard.
I don't know if it's,
there's an unrelated Bible scholarship thing,
but when I was in down south,
they thought snakes used to have legs
because God says you'll crawl in your belly.
But I'm watching this guy, I can't remember the guy's name,
doctor of psychology, he goes,
no it wasn't that the snake had legs, the snake had wings.
It lost its wings.
Never considered that idea.
That's cool.
I don't know if that's the reality of it,
but that's all I'm looking for.
I wanna hear something I never fucking heard before,
that's all.
Because I've already been indoctrinated many times
in many things and because I'm a slacker
and the other poisons or whatever give you ADHD,
I literally, I love learning and I remember shit
because I get excited to learn it.
I hate being indoctrinated, I go right to sleep.
So the boredom you're talking about feeling in a church,
that's how I know I'm being fed on.
And how am I being fed on?
They're using that positive feeling
of your genuine, sincere spirit of wanting to do good
Okay, and they're focusing your attention on something that they want you to think about as reality to make it reality
So it's just taking a bunch of computers and hooking them up to make whatever matrix you want
And that's what the boredom is is the draining feeling of being indoctrinated much the way school felt
I don't think so. You know what? I think the boredom is well, you know, I think boredom is in general what suffering
I think whenever you get any difference, but when things get on when no
I think you're you're experiencing your like fundamental human suffering when you get in a situation where you're not being distracted by the
normal array of distractions that people experience every day. You get in a quiet place,
you feel bored. And that boredom is your feeling. Okay, I don't feel bored in a quiet place. I feel
bored when I'm being indoctrinated in school or church. And it's something I already got. I don't
need you to repeat it to me. I'm not trying to be hypnotized. That's what you do. Do you meditate?
I guess. I don't know. I don't know what that is. I'm afraid let me tell you something. It's a good way to feel bored
Yeah, well, it's it's uh
You know it's the only way I guess you can learn to astral project am I right?
But the thing is once you get out of your car
Like I said I think of these things the way I think of an internet scam and the thing is like hey your body's terrible
And that's suffering you don't want that old body.
Well, you learn how to fly free and now you're out of it.
And now something that don't have a body
that was telling you it's bad to have a body,
they're gonna use your body.
Wait, is it good to have a body?
Oh, no, it's mine now.
The Dalai Lama is how they, that's what they do with kid.
Dalai Lama, they find a child,
they look through his genealogy. That's DNA, right?
Because the same with all this they're looking for people that can dissociate
Dissociate is any of your bourgeois friends where they go. Oh my god. He said that and I left my body
You know like this I'm so cringy. They left their body. Yeah, you're really saying of course
So these are people that are trained for success
When they say that that's a psychological little indicator you leave your body Oh, they go somewhere to a happy place while reality happens to them. They check the fuck right? That's what they're saying
Yeah
So the people that are the best at that that's how we pick to be our leaders
Because we want you to check the fuck out and then we want to pour something else into you
Maybe it's one of these and maybe it's this bitch with the two fish legs
You understand because she controls this area or whatever they have principalities and lines drawn up. They're all aware of them
They call them local gods
Yeah, yeah, like every area has like a local guy, but the Dalai Lama come on the Dalai Lama's the sweetest guy
Yeah, ever sweet. I'll he suck that boy's tongue
Okay, okay, but I thought he was transferring his soul to the next dolly
You know that whole tongue sucking thing is based on my no, it's not it's a weird thing you did no
I looked into it. No, I looked into it. It don't matter because the very idea let's say that's real
He's the real the spirit. They've had the same leader for 700 years
Okay, wait, let me say real quick. We've been body. Okay. Hold on. Let me stop you. Yeah
I'm you have
Offended all religions
Wait, what about Taoism? What's your critique of Taoism? It's just more Freemason bullshit
I mean dude, I always on an apology member
we used to laugh at them because oh you drew the prophets
And they get to lose your mind and kill and then you can't even say women don't have dicks in this country
Right. They don't have that problem in Islam. They know which one has what hole and pole. What's your critique of Islam?
What it's this they're all the same fucking thing. So all all religions you're sort of opposed to look here's what I'm into
Okay, I'm into the truth and whatever whoever the actual creator is the original creator
Not the not whoever like Disney took over Star Wars and they suck because that's what reality I used to joke like did
Did God sell us to Disney because he got sick of us?
And now Disney's making revisions. Okay.
So that's a metaphor for something that probably is very likely.
But the main author, there's a point to this shit.
It's not nothingness.
He's not, I don't think the idea that they believe in something called Ein Soph or the
Absolute or the thing where it's an unknown, you could never know God.
He has to emanate into different.
Yeah.
Which, okay, I understand that idea of the ambassador. It's like
If you if you're middle class, but you know understand how classy people work
But also how poor people work you could become a it's almost like you're an emanation as a brief. Okay, so I get that
Yeah
But uh
How can I put this
What was your original question?
I got it all wrong.
Here's my question.
Yeah.
What if you had to summarize this truth that you're talking about?
Okay, it's so simple.
Okay.
Just tell the truth all the fucking time.
Okay.
How about that?
Love it.
Okay, so that's your whole, you don't have to kill nobody, okay, unless like something happened we have to,
but I'm saying just, oh, what can you do to change it?
Stop being a fucking punk.
I just wanna keep my head down and keep my job.
I just don't wanna go in America,
and you look down on other countries as dictatorships
and you're afraid to say basic shit you think.
Right, so tell the truth and forgive people,
is that part of it too?
So tell the truth and forgive. Why would you of it too? It's like for you so to tell the truth and why would you look look?
Here's a great example Pat and Oswald who I always liked okay, what things are really funny fucking very funny comic
He did the most shameful thing when he had to apologize for being having a picture taken with his friend Dave Chappelle
That was weird, and he had to have a picture taken of himself writing the apology with a feather pet
He didn't have a feather pet but it was like that. It was weird. Well, it's his wife. Who's a
ex Hollywood
Teen actress from the Corey Hayman Feldman days. Is this the new wife? Mm-hmm. Can you pull up Patton Oswald apology letter?
I don't think Pat and killed his wife for any of that dumb shit by the way
I don't believe that for two fucking seconds that guy was devastated. No, he's alone with a daughter
He loves his daughter very very much
He loves his daughter very much and what was explained to me by somebody who worked with him was
Yeah, he's gonna cave in cuz he wants his daughter to be able to get ahead and whatever like if she wants to be a writer
Or something so he's not it's all about his daughter now
Okay, so that's why he'd be a punk like that
It's because of his daughter and I said wouldn't you want since you're already rich?
Wouldn't you want your daughter to see there's a level where you say no fuck you authority
You don't want your daughter to know she can especially a girl. You don't want a woman
Especially a woman went the way predatory you're in showbiz, dude
You just said me too was a thing you just got done telling me me too is a thing, right?
Yeah, except when we talk about Tim Walz
And then it's turns into shut up bitch really quick magically or we talk about someone we don't Biden was me too shut up, bitch
Dude, yeah, you know what I think man. I think that so that's that's that's the
Larger the picture is there a way to do that so that's someone who doesn't have enough self-worth not understanding
What he's supposed to demonstrate to his kids
I would want my kids to see that I don't knuckle under for bullshit
Especially if I have a friend of many years and certainly not for some nonsense gender ideology
Which is one of the most Trent like look at that
Yeah, so his wife probably took that
His wife probably told me has to do that. She probably spent it here
I'm just gonna use my psychic powers to guess what's happening his wife spending his fucking fucking money faster than you can make it. He doesn't want to raise a child alone with no mother
I'm sure she sucks the very fact this picture was taken. I bet you by her. Can you zoom in on the phone?
How much can you zoom in like zoom in all the way what's on his phone you going down just looks like this keep going down
I don't look like nothing. I wonder what he's looking at.
You know, but look man. Is that his set list and it was posted as an apology? That looks like a set list. That's a set list.
That's a set list. My girl handles my Instagram. You want to bet you his wife does his or somebody that works for him.
But you look I just think we have you see the good motive of like my daughter. I want to make sure my daughter's okay.
I think we have to forgive all of these people. I think everyone. every already forgave him dude. Don't have nothing to do with me
Yeah, I think every the only answer and this is the thing man. The the problem right now is the
absolute
Hate that people have gotten sucked into various called the old hate
There is a name for it in a cult circle. I hate the hate.
It is called the old hate,
and members of the old religion
brag about how they call it forth at will,
the old hate,
and they're gonna bring out even more of it.
And if you wanna find a real story,
so after I looked into this fucking creep
from that Daryl James story,
now here's a real eerie thing, Edgar Cayce case that's like he said humans experience reality at a delay like live radio, right?
And they asked him how long is the delay?
And he said 20 years. What the fuck?
Now that is so weird. No, the 20 and back space program. Holy shit is based on taking you because so
If you know about like faster than light travel if you go with your Neil deGrasse
Tyson is about why it's not possible. It's like well, you could arrive somewhere before you left, right? Yeah, you could do that
It turns out you could do that. Yeah, okay, according to the story
It's no big deal. It's no big deal
And that's where I think you're getting broken up into a tripartite soul and shit and a lot of things is probably these delays in time
It's like we're blinking in and out of time like every actually yeah
So and if I could manipulate time that way since I made up what the years are yeah
I mean the years we've assigned go to China. It's the year 7,000
You know so you forget all the things that you're basing this pyramid on are based on nothing like a real pyramid scheme, right?
They're based on a thing of whoever was in charge said and we just kept doing right and it became reality
Even in you're doing your best to be scientific about it is want to ask all scientific people that are like that's who you always hear
They're called woo-woo
Motherfuck you just told me I live in a hologram by the way
I just want to point that out before I talk about whoo another thing I noticed um
The people that pay for you to do your fucking smarty pants science. They believe in goofball shit like atlantis
They don't believe what you believe they believe in shit that the people that you look down on believe right the rich people that control
What you can say is science, which is why our diets are fucked up
Right and the coveted medicine that I got two shots and then I got COVID.
Same. Because the science is highly dependent on the funding. Who funds it? Very rich people. What do those people believe? It turns out a different thing.
Do you ever think about that? No, because your program not to.
And that friends is how we're gonna wrap this up my guy
I'm sure he didn't molest anyone
I'm sure it was just smearing a good man isn't with any monster hair who was never kicked out of the military
In fact, he's a great innovator. I'm sure you don't live in look at now
You look like the guy from Tim from my python. I'm calling me Tim
What is your favorite color?
Look at the guy with the rabbit that killed them in Monty Python
Well look man, thank you so much. This is heavy great episode. I appreciate it. Thanks for having me, brother
I'm writing a book called the fight in the good fight. I'm writing a book about these esoteric. You're not gonna be around much longer
I know I gotta get done
You have to write it quick as the carpet so the drapes
I can't wait for you. I'm gonna have like a hat like a like a gay ass Crowley hat and make like me
You you're you do magic hermeneus metraginas
He's a chaos magician. I've been around many. It's called spelling cuz they're spells
I know I know what you are dude once you realize it's not like comic book it the things in real life
Remember the insane clown posse song about magic is all around you. Yes, they were totally right
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Until then, Hare Krishna.